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I open a gift hoping to find a Blue Charge Token (which is marked as [AZ]) Not the Red or White or Green ones.
Character/Ally RP
#constantsandvariables
Coarsebot? 25/40 +2 from Superbowl/Tazz
Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont started until Toast and MeGa joined Hey Toast and MeGa! can we do the Rune Master now? Boss.
The Plusinator Crystals 16/50 +1 from Revan, +2 from Superbowl/Tazz (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 10+ if I made a Level 10 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 10 Alchemy deals 4,000 damage, However the Level 10+ Alchemy deals 4,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Canister && Mini Impetus Comb Fragment && Belt && bit of Problem Sleuth references = Contained Impetus Comb on the Belt 1/-1
Description (Translated): The Impetus Comb that is miniature version of the real one that is also the same power as the real one and it is located on the belt used for Combo Raves and such, however that is way too strong to use and handle the belt sadly...
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 2/11
Trying to find a recipe for the 2nd Gatekeeper Alchemy... Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = ??? 1/??
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
Allies Action:
Lunabade sends the Healing Token on Ultra Greed (That what heals him a bit)
Ebbotine Temmie: i am NOT HERE, i am IN LMBO.
The Light Magician casts Light Heal to heal Lunabade
+1 Generic +1 Twin +1 Irecreeper for The Pact
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Good Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Dark
Red Dead Retribution [Power Rank VII] Ranged Weapon and part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree
Like a Boss [Power Rank X] Melee/Ranged Weapon Sadly it don't have the Damage up Buff against Bosses because of Balance
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits) (I am saving these until another Big Boss/Gatekeeper appeared.)
Potion of Dire Nectar: 1x (Used on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits)
Materials:
Broken Temmie Crown (h0I!)
Essence of Sp00p (Used for Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 15+ (+ is i want to make the Plusinator Crystal via the 50 post Charge.)))
OOC: Hey Toast and MeGa! can we do the Rune Master now?
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 1/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's reinforced Phone II Nintendium: Star's Armored Phone 1/??
Prevents more than 2 damage to be done to Star's phone per turn. Vital for intelligence gathering.
Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link 3/7
Causes two beings to feel the same pain as the other is feeling.
TT2000, staring literal daggers at someone seems like a good way to lose eyesight painfully.
Well, time for the next saga in Star's story: the campaign to clear Richard's name.
(Considering who Richard is, this isn't going to be easy. However, considering that it is true...I have to believe I can do it.)
Episode One: Intelligence Gathering
It is a terrible stain on one's conscience to prove a guilty man innocent. Unfortunately, Richard, despite other faults, is innocent in this case. I know he's killed before, I know he will kill again, but he did not blow up a planet.
That would be the elephant in the room. Userzero-who's real name seems to be Hera-just blew up Earth. Not my Earth, thankfully, if this conflict gets THAT far reaching, then the OP scale will have to work into overtime. The weapon was a Dragon Charge owned by Richard, connected to a plunger pulled-and owned-by Uzi. Which apparently means that the Earth must be rebuilt from scratch.
I don't know what these Dragon Charges are, but they appear to be indiscriminate weapons of massive annihilation that puts conventional weaponry, and even much unconventional weaponry, to shame. Worthy of the name, "Dragon".
First, I must find out what a Dragon Charge does. Next, I must check my video records, and see if there's any video that proves Richard's innocence.
There is a problem with this endeavor, though, and it's a detail that makes this personal. Userzero pinned her crime on Richard, and proclaimed us to be hapless pawns who didn't know what we were getting into.
I agree with that last part. Some of us came here on accident, and Userzero willingly trapped us on the server. Thus, they chose their best chance of survival...what that choice was varied. Others came from the future, to prevent a paradox. I came here as a vacation, not expecting this.
In doing so, she's given the AZs, and possibly the GSs and neutrals, the tag of unwitting accomplices, which more fits the PZ players in this case. Basically, she's framed all of us for the crime of causing the apocalypse and aiding the formation of the apocalypse.
That will make gathering intelligence all the more difficult, and means I cannot just go around getting testimony from all the AZ players about how Uzi pressed the plunger of her own accord, without any "being knocked back into it" nonsense.
While Richard is innocent in this case, it is his Dragon Charge, which means he knows what they do.
I ask Richard what the effects of a Dragon Charge are.
"Hey, Richard. What is a Dragon Charge, and what are its effects?"
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Brand Fireworks = ? (Level ? - 2/?)
1+ to Teag +1 to MeGa +1 to Pricey
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
| Action |
~Toast covers the ninjitsu guy with a sticky (and oddly quite flammable) liquid using 'Sodarayg?'. She flips the bottle around to reveal a Betty Crocker logo and in large white text "BARBASOL".
the pop ruse was a.......... DISTACTION
She threw up Gangplank's Calibre set the trail of Barbasol alight and in turn, covering the ninja player in Betty Crocker's wrath!
"oh dear." "the earth just blew up." "that'll, uh, be a problem." "whatever."
I open a portal to Miiverse, and hordes of people come streaming out of the portal, heading towards the Disembodied Heart, shouting stuff such as this:
"WII U CAHT?"
and this:
"THE ADMINS ARE UNFAIR! I SAY WE RISE UP AGAINST THEM AND TAKE OVER MIIVERSE! (even though that's physically impossible)"
and more stuff like these:
"i need a gf"
"im gonna take over dis community hurr durr"
"miiverse was less cringey back in the day, lol like if u agree"
"It'd be less "cringey" if you'd actually use the word cringe right, you brainwashed muppet."
"I DONT CARE LOL"
"i like building in this game, I wish i could build a meaningful relationship with my parents."
"no one cares m80"
"STAY ON-TOPIC U DUMM PEOPLE"
"no i dont have to lol"
"Am I the only one who noticed the Earth blew up?"
"no one cares m80"
"yeah, no one cares cuz its off topic"
...and many more stupid stuff.
Whatever. Anyways, these people begin throwing tons of weak attacks at the Disembodied Heart, such as:
Insults.
Rocks.
Sticks.
Threats.
Three hundred flaming triple-decker pine-cones.
A rubber duck.
...and many many more.
Marvel of Machinery: 18/50
some loser: 11/25
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (5/11)
Wow... so, Userzero, you, uh... killed everyone. I mean, RICHARD killed everyone. Wow. Uh... I guess there's nothing to do but... stay on the PZ side, I guess. I mean, really, how can you kill us all if we're already dead? It's probably totally safe to let you win.
I stare (literal) daggers at Richard, for blowing up everyone and getting us into this mess. HOW COULD YOU, RICHARD?
This updop in a nutshell.
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
@Tazz: ...
I've been thinking of posing some semi-rant about what I don't like in DTG0 for a little while. So... I guess now is a good time. I'll try to look on the bright side though.
DTG seems to be in some constant struggle for people to "take it seriously" or something. This just seems to be rubbing it in people's faces that "WE ARE SUPER SERIOUS. YES. LOOK AT ALL THE DEATHS. CONSEQUENCES. FACE THEM." ... I know this is a big personality difference between us, I don't like that. I'm sorry. I recently looked through DTG1. And things we so strangely idealistic and happy there. ... I just don't like the constant attempts to make the game darker and edgier. And this... doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
(As for why it doesn't make sense, what happened to everyone who didn't have a favorite game? Or people whose favorite game is Minecraft, but share an account with someone else? Or people whose favorite game is something like Pong and it doesn't have a protagonist? And why, out of all the possible Minecraft servers, did people come here? ... Also, R.I.P. anyone who likes Dark Souls, Don't Starve, or anything along those lines.)
Anyway... this might be a really specific loophole and maybe the rules don't work this way, but I want to take it anyway because I think it's kinda funny. If the Veteran is accessing Minecraft via an avatar system, but is really on Earth, he'd be effected. But... his favorite game isn't Minecraft. So I guess he'd be sent to that other game and "die" here until he can reconnect.
And second, if you want me to take the game more seriously SO badly, then fine. I will. I'll do what my characters actually would do, which is to NOT play the game.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (0/3 mind)
Tokens: (5, 3, 5). + (0, 1, 0) from damage.
Total Tokens (5, 3, 5)
Current Entities. Put into quotes so it doesn't show up when Tazz quotes it
Cuarc
HP: 4/4. Yeah, anything that hits will destroy it.
Velocity Uncertainty: 0%
Position Uncertainty: 1000%
Matter Collection: _ _ _
By default, the Position Uncertainty is Cuarc's dodge chance. This can dodge AOE attacks and other "undodgeable" attacks. Velocity Uncertainty helps add to Cuarc's attacks. Velocity and Position uncertainties always add up to 1000%. So when one drops, the other rises. When one rises, the other drops.
Attacks:
* Subatomic Disassemble: Cuarc's main attack. Deals 20,000 damage and gains one unit of matter based on the faction attacked. Attacking PZs gives PZ 'matter', attacking GSs gives GS 'matter', attacking AZs gives AZ 'matter', and attacking neutrals/hostiles/???s gives NU 'matter'. Cuarc can also attack the ground itself, which deals no damage and gives it one unit of NU 'matter'. If Velocity Uncertainty is above 500%, this gives 2 units of matter.
* Matter Transfer: Both Cuarc and Leictreon must use this attack on the same turn. Cuarc gives all its matter to Leictreon.
* Primordial Storm: Requires one turn of charge before firing. Expends all units of Stored Matter. Each unit spent fires two bolts at any given target. Each bolt has different effects based on what kind of matter it is. And in addition, each bolt has an accuracy of (Velocity Uncertainty / 10) percent. So, if Cuarc is at 750% Velocity Uncertainty, each bolt has a 75% accuracy. This applies even to bolts with positive effects.
PZ: Deals 10,000 damage
GS: Deals 8,000 damage per turn, with the damage increasing by 2,000 each turn. This lasts for 1 turn per GS bolt that hit the target.
NU: A hit means the target's next attack is a mini-crit.
AZ: Restores 10,000 HP.
* Destabilize: Uses up one unit of matter to increase either Cuarc or Leictreon's Position Uncertainty by 100%.
And now for passives...
* This passive makes the entity actually fair: Whenever Cuarc dodges an attack, its Position Uncertainty goes down by 1/200th of the damage it would have taken.
* Linked Chances: If Cuarc's Position Uncertainty is more than Leictreon's at the end of the turn, Leictreon gains 50% Position Uncertainty and Cuarc loses 50% Position uncertainty.
* Storage Upgrade: If Cuarc and Leictreon spend a combined 3 units of matter, they can each get +2 maximum matter storage.
Leictreon
HP: 4/4. Yeah, anything that hits will destroy it.
Velocity Uncertainty: 0%
Position Uncertainty: 1000%
Matter Collection: _ _ _
Primed Matter: _ _ _
By default, the Position Uncertainty is Leictreon's dodge chance. This can dodge AOE attacks and other "undodgeable" attacks. Velocity Uncertainty helps add to Leictreon's attacks. Also, when Velocity Uncertainty is above 500%, Leictreon is considered to be airborn. Velocity and Position uncertainties always add up to 1000%. So when one drops, the other rises. When one rises, the other drops.
Actions:
* Chemical Beam: Deals 15,000 damage in a rather wimpy way.
* Matter Collection: Decreases Position Uncertainty by 50% and gives Leictreon one unit of AZ matter. I really hope this is never used.
* Atomic Reassemble: Converts one unit of matter into its Primed Alchemy state.
* Matter Transfer: Both Cuarc and Leictreon must use this attack on the same turn. Cuarc gives all its matter to Leictreon.
* Alchemy Shock: Uses up one unit of Primed Alchemy. The effect depends on what kind of matter it is. If Leictreon is above 500% Velocity Uncertainty, the effect also hits another target for half effect, rounded down. (these are really powerful because Cuarc has to collect the matter, transfer it to Leictreon, then Leictreon has to Prime it and use it. That's like 3 actions.)
- PZ: Deals 50,000 damage immediately and 10,000 per turn for three turns.
- GS: Deals 30,000 damage immediately and 10,000 per turn for three turns. Whenever Cuarc attacks the target, the debuff is extended by 1 turn.
- NU: Gives the target crits for the next three turns.
- AZ: Restores 75,000 HP immediately.
And now for passives...
* This passive makes the entity actually fair: Whenever Leictreon dodges an attack, its Position Uncertainty goes down by 1/200th of the damage it would have taken.
* Linked Chances: If Cuarc's Position Uncertainty is less than Leictreon's at the end of the turn, Leictreon loses 50% Position Uncertainty and Cuarc gains 50% Position uncertainty.
In this case, RP needs to come before my action in order to frame it.
While walking away from the cave where Gail and Mikoto were hiding, the Veteran, along with every other avatar, suddenly keels over and dies. However, he doesn't respawn anywhere on the server...
Back in the battlefield, Inari would have argued some with Sans about what he said, but now that seems trivial. Instead, she speaks to UserZero.
"Threats were made"? Nice use of passive voice there, Zero. Usually, people use passive voice more when they lie because it obscures the subject. But more importantly...
She tries to look directly into UserZero's eyes.
I surrender. BYE!
Then she turns and sprints as fast as she can away from the battlefield and towards where Mikoto and Gail are. This might make me count as neutral now. I don't what my faction technically is anymore.
Mikoto was desperately trying to calm down Gail, who had broken into tears and seemed to be in physical pain from what was happening. Eventually finding them, Inari bursts through the cave entrance and starts shouting at them both.
Mikoto! Gail! Quit feeling sorry for yourselves and come help me!
Wh- what? No! I'm not leaving to go fight UserZ-
Shut up and listen to me! Don't ask me how exactly, but the population of Earth has been forced onto here! Based on what I know about the game, Minecraft, at least a million unarmed civilians have just been dropped right into the middle of one of the most intense fights in recorded history! And Minecraft is popular with kids, right? So we have tens of thousands of human children here, who are liable to die to just the environment! And that's not to mention shrapnel or stray attacks coming from, oh I don't know, THE WAR?! Does that sound like a problem to you? I'm pretty sure we don't want to find out what happens if someone dies in here without an avatar as a safeguarding buffer. Even if they can respawn, we can't let them suffer. So whatever argument you have, shut up and HELP ME SAVE PEOPLE!
Struck silent, Mikoto awkwardly stumbles towards Inari to go help her.
Tell Gail to come along. Zero might try to slander our attempts. And if that happens, she might be useful as a PR figurehead.
Uh... o- ... okay... Gail? Zunuk ku reousu r'oul seîs. nier... nier kuzinr allliu.
Being mostly unable to go against Mikoto, Gail gets up and moves to follow Mikoto, keeping her eyes down. Also moving to leave, Inari asks one more question.
Have either you seen the Veteran? I thought I would have met him on the way here.
... No? He just left...
Then this whole thing might have hit him too. But that's something to worry about later. Come on! We have to gather supplies and make shelter for people!
So, Inari, Mikoto, and Gail all leave to go help the civilians. Which leads into my actions...
Commands:
Cuarc: GS, GS, __
Leictreon: PZ' , PZ, __
Lacking the emotions required to be upset at current events, Cuarc and Leictreon go about their normal business. After having the tar beaten out of them by Sans, they're past that crucial halfway dead mark. Cuarc attacks the Dark Star Core/Tentacles for 20,000 damage and gains two units of GS matter (because low health). Leictreon primes one of its PZ matter. (' means primed. As in how f'(x) is pronounced "f prime of x")
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [X]
Inari and Mikoto go a good distance away from the battlefield and mass clear out trees and level terrain with their assorted powers in order to get a wide, flat building area and collect resources. Then they start building up small houses and shelters for people to hide in as well as leave chests with building supplies for people. While they're doing that, Gail tries to round up anything edible around this building site.
So basically, as my action, I try to help these refugees not starve or die to stray attacks. I'll be spending a lot of my actions to come in this way.
Relevance Line: (I'll keep this down a little in case Tazz flat out vetoes it. But please don't, Tazz. There won't be any long term effects. Just means Inari is in charge for a little longer.)
Plus, the end effect is functionally the same as if the Veteran just didn't access the server from Earth.
The Veteran didn't remember exactly what had happened just prior to his sudden death. But the first thing the Veteran hears on returning to consciousness is wind stirring trees. He was lying on the ground over in... somewhere. Trying to ignore his terrible headache, he looked around at the unfamiliar world. It was all pixelated, but not like how Minecraft was pixelated. Things had smoother edges and the colors were more pastel. He seemed to be below an overhang with a tree and some curious looking thorny plants behind him. Off in the distance, there were strange rocky outcrops below an unnaturally dim gold sky. Whatever game this was, it was based on somewhere like Earth, but not quite. After rising to his feet, the Veteran took a step forward, but then immediately tripped over his own feet and fell down again. The gravity was unusually light, which probably meant this was a platforming game.
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6,
(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life 8/9
(Paper && Cactus Green Ink) || (Sapling && Grass) = Glyph of Growth 1/?
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 10/11
Got +5, plus another 2 for all. +2 to Speedon, +1 to Pricey.
That woman... she is so psychotic to destroy a planet just to accuse 477 of it... wow...
Now all these humans, they constitute no threat nor potential ally, they are here, frightened, running in circle... ... they are weak... they might become useful resources in the future, but now that Notch is with them, he should not be underestimated, is more careful to just wait.
Hezetor will draw 1 card.
+3 to crystal
the Glory 50/50 hold 1/3
Spadaccino 42/50 +2 from ninjatwist
...... 27/50
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 9/9) done!
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) (Level 8: 8/9)
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 1/16)
Flakthrower && Ichor Bullets = Armor Piercer 1/??? (Some of you might see where I am going with this.)
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
The Artist and The Yandere 4/50 (+2 from Toast)
OH YES! 11/30
Winchester Rotomo 11/30
ultimataCommander began pestering stoneGeneral
ST: Report.
UC: Uh, sir, we have a big problem.
ST: Speak away.
UC: Stone, planet Earth just blew up, and all the civilians have been teleported here.
UC: The cause is Hera, or UserZero.
ST: ...
ST: I have no words.
UC: Is there anything else we need to...
ultimataCommander has logged off of Pesterchum.
A large beam smashes through Redstone's Room, knocking him out as well as Destiny.
Change3rdPerson.exe finished.
Redstone gets up.
Crap.
Well, at lest I'm in good condition.
Non-bolded Purple with use of Emotes = Destiny.
What happened?
Earth blew up. I also think that the beam came from there.
Aw, I loved those children. :c
Well, they're in Minecraft.
In UserZero's server.
Welp. They all lived good lives. I'll try to get Coal to help out with this situation.
Well, see you later.
A small portal pops up on the server.
(Well, it's my cue.)
Hello, citizens. I am Redstone.
You all may be wondering what is happening.
I'm sorry to say Earth blew up.
What's better, though,
is a copy of it.
In Minecraft.
Children, Adults, Parents, Pets, you should all jump through the portal.
This portal will lead to a personal server, which is possible with certain technology.
Some of you probably figured out I'm not human, though.
I'm not scary, ok?
Back on topic, jump through the portal, and Ms.Hera right here will not murder you over and over again.
Probably, if she doesn't.
I know her. I've been fighting.
Also, please attend to children. We do not want them punching trees.
Or dying.
Or falling into pits.
Or digging straight down.
Also, this thing is Uzi proof, so jump on in.
This portal has a strange aura, which prevents godmodding, or hacking. Or anything that changes code of game effects. On the portal, it says "New World." Yes, this ha stuff that's from the future, too. It has every little thing that Hera will try to do to get to this portal. It will counter it. If she succeeds, she will automatically get dunked on!!!!! by Gaster Blasters.
Maurice attacks the Disembodied Heart.
Redstone uses the Flakthrower on the World's n00biest(not) Minecraft Player. Because he's crazy.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
The Universe of [Security is a beautiful thing, isn’t it?]
Mission Control for Pit’s Researching of Richard’s Ascent
Current “Time”: Around 2010/2011, we stopped counting on accident
At present, three fellow angels are monitoring the 2010 events from the 0th server. There are actually a lot of reasons why not just Pit is monitoring this, including in the case Pit needs to be pulled out in a very bad situation, or in case he is attacked and requires a backup. But, considering he has used everything to stay Neutral, this shouldn’t be a problem, right?
However, the following events quickly shook the control room in a way nobody seemed to have predicted. Which is odd, considering this should’ve already happened. Look, time travel’s confusing, okay?
CoolestBrother: And that’s second gatekeeper down! Alright!
MistressSarah: Well, it doesn’t really matter compared to our mission, but good on you, I guess.
StepMaster376: GG, Twitchy
MistressSarah: Hang on a minute.
CoolestBrother: What? What’s going on? This is bad news, isn’t it?
MistressSarah: I’m detecting some odd signals from... Earth?
StepMaster376: Problem on other playable characters
CoolestBrother: No, that couldn’t be. That is totally not rad.
MistressSarah: N...no...no...NO!
And just seconds later, the full force of the U2 Earth destruction hit home for the forces here. The most important universe known to all, downed right there.
CoolestBrother: OH [Redacted] MAN THIS IS UNCOOL
StepMaster376: BIG Problem on earth itself :(((((((((((
MistressSarah: I didn’t think it could get THIS bad!
StepMaster376: Well, we didn’t get hit, but that’s only a small comfort :$
CoolestBrother: Um, we should probably check on Pit, because this might be a lot worse than we think. And that’s no good.
MistressSarah: (Why was he put in charge of this operation with us?)
MistressSarah: Right. I’ll get him in here as soon as possible.
6:34 PM
The Room Pit Plays Minecraft In
Pit has no clue what’s going on, because he’s nowhere close to Earth.
“The absolute heck is going on now?”
And Pit was quickly given a message on his other screen from MistressSarah.
“Hey, it’s that girl who’s helping this operation. Nice to know that I have help in this, because research is surprisingly hard.”
The message wrote out: “Get to the Mission Control right now. This is incredibly bad.”
“What? Just what went on over there to be so bad as to pull me out?”
-30 SECONDS LATER-
Pit dashes right into the Mission Control to face the other three angels.
PitTheAngel: Okay, what just happened?
StepMaster376: We have an earth destruction
PitTheAngel: WHAT?!
CoolestBrother: This is the most uncool thing i’ve seen since the other destruction like this.
MistressSarah: Ugh, don’t remind us…
MistressSarah: Anyway, this might be hitting home a lot harder than we need it to.
StepMaster376: Are you still going to stay neutral in this now? :?
PitTheAngel: I have no choice, I signed on to the merchant role.
CoolestBrother: Wow, that’s some radical stuff. Not even caring about 7 billion deaths.
PitTheAngel: No, I do care. It’s just that I can’t take that into account given the circumstance.
MistressSarah: Anyway, we’re going to see if we can salvage anything from this. We know already that neighboring universes will take notice of this and might take countermeasures.
StepMaster376: We should get on the new souls, though
CoolestBrother: This is getting very bad very fast. I’m sorry for you, Pit.
PitTheAngel: It’s okay. I can still fight through this. Nice to have some support.
And Pit walks back to the room, ready to return to the warzone.
6:38 PM
Server 0
Pit just stands at the newly-built stall at X coordinate 5100, mostly unaware of what just happened like he was playing video games for the past 20 minutes instead of dying.
And because of this, there’s two stalls now: The one at 5100 X, and the other one that’s been moving with the battlefield, so 4000 X. Now technically I have to handle the 4000 one until he handles the initial rush and I can jump over there to safer ground.
“New items on sale! Defensive and offensive equipment at absolute steals! Get yours first, we have limited stock!”
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
=Turn Two=
(23 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier
(7 / 50) The Pact -> ...
+3 to Insert
=Action=
I decide to test out teleporting by thinking of what coords I want to teleport to. I then start teleport-spamming around Uzi, moving at the speed of one teleport per thought. Given all of the fun this is providing, I decide to make it more fun by holding out lightsabers in all directions, while spinning. Now I'm a fabulous glowing teleporting top of destruction, and I'M UNSTOPPABLE-
...until the command is promptly disabled for me. Suddenly, thirty-nine lightsaber tops decide to appear for little to no reason, along with a single popcorn machine which isn't being targeted by the Anti-Popcorn Turret! Uzi decides to brave the tempest of tops to destroy the strange Popcorn Machine. She bobs and weaves, and lunges and rolls out of the way of the flurry of lightsabers, drawing the attention of everyone within twenty-two chunks. It's so fabulous.
Eventually, she reaches the machine, and begins to fill it full of lead with her Uzi's. But then she realizes why the machine wasn't actually targeted by the Anti-Popcorn Turret: it was a mini Lightsaber Top machine disguised as a Popcorn Machine! It spews a fine mist of tiny Lightsaber Tops towards Uzi's general direction, distracting her!
I then stop spinning as I near Uzi, and attempt to insert not a lightsaber, but an explosive toothbrush into her neck, tipped with radioactive waste and armor-piercing enchantments. I then keep shoving them in her neck, and then randomly grab and slam a lightsaber top into her, lightsabers and all. This ends up sparking the toothbrushes, sending a large wave of radioactive materials down her neck, and general explosive tramua.
Oh, now little Revan wants to talk to sansy. I'd make a pun but it wouldn't be original. So how is the plaything of humans doing? Hopefully we can talk face to face soon...
Revan tries to ignore the "Voice" for their sanity's sake. They try to ask sanstheir question, they are starting to feel it.
"Do you believe that good people can do horrible things?"
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You can give a description for the liquid inside. It's contained in a magmatic florb. 19,265 EMC value.
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (4/8)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = ??? (2/?)
Invidia Warded Jar1 && Rune of Envy2 && SCP-1133-53 && 2x Electrum Shears4 = Twin Shears of Leviathan (1/?)
1Invidia Warded Jar: Contains 64x Invidia, the aspect of envy.
2Rune of Envy: A rune of the sin of envy.
3SCP-1133-5: A fluid that may or may not be the essence of envy.
42x Electrum Shears: Two sets of shears, made of Minecraftian iron.
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 31,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 19,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 489,376/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (29/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (17/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (7/50) (+3 from Generic)
+3 to Twin
Action
I grab a mining laser and go crazy destroying the Master Recovery Center. The mining laser is also set to a combination of Explosive and Auto-Smelt. I then lay down a ton of Nova Cataclysms and Industrial TNT in the center of the Master Recovery Center, lay some red wire down to connect it to a lever connected to a repeater delay circuit, then flip the switch. For good measure, I grief the Master Recovery Center with Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rockets and Lava Magmatic Florbs while dumping Blazing Pyrotheum on it.
I proceed to grab a Prismarine Tacohammer (don't ask) and proceed to go gorilla gorilla crazy on the Master Recovery Center. While destroying a bunch of stuff in the recovery center, my Prismarine Tacohammer executes a Virussian-summoning command. Ten thousand Virussian attackers, led by none other than Tsiklon, the founder of Virussia, attack the Master Recovery Center, sieging it with miniature Orbital ROFL Lasers. I proceed to desummon the Virussians.
Next, I pull out a Pokéball, each containing various glitch Pokémon. "Go, *long string of random phonemes*!"
A massive abomination of pixels appears from the Pokéball and proceeds to use some TM-named move on the Master Recovery Center. The recovery center proceeds to explode, implode, then explode, then turn to dust, then explode, then implode again, then turn to tacos, which get eaten by a random taco-obsessed Tacocon attendee, who promptly explodes into nothing.
The nothing condenses into something, which causes a wave of nothing to wash over the area. This wave of nothing is accompanied by the Master Recovery Center being annihilated by an EAS Tones Cannon shot.
I then go back to modded weaponry and pull out a trillion catalytic lens armed ComputerCraft turtles. The turtles annihilate the Master Recovery Center, leaving it a bunch of dropped items which gets destroyed by blazing pyrotheum.
Why, you little upstart! I wanted to be part of a video game universe I actually play frequently! Maybe not Nuclear Throne, though.
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 38/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 13/50
Snow Tank: 13/15
Xia-Li Polyslayer [Lvl.8 Assault Rifle]: 7/9
Super Prototype Medigun [Lvl.6 Medigun]: 7/7 Complete!
Night Edge [Lvl.6 Axe]: 7/7 Complete!
I +Assist The_Topazian's charges.
In retaliation for my Minecraftization, I deliver to Uzi a quick punt to the... groin/nether regions! Of course, this is a low blow and has been proven ineffective against Godmodders long since forward, and she likely shrugs it off and maybe even takes the time to taunt me! However, while she's busy distracted at how foolish my initial attack was, I suddenly smash down on Uzi's head with a length of steel rebar.
The arrival of Komato Assassin Asha (AKA The guy who puts the "Ass" in "Assassin". TWICE): 1/50
Coolest Plane Ever: 18/50
I proceed to challenge the Best Minecraft Player to a PvP game...in a modded server with Flan's Mod. I proceed to take advantage of how vehicles work in that mod to have a bunch of NPCs distract him in order to catch him by surprise with a tank by placing it behind a lamppost and catching him by surprise. He seems to be surprised that someone did that, as the only person known for doing so died some turns ago. I point out the vehicle mechanics, which make pulling this off far easier than it actually is. Of course, that is AFTER blasting him with all of the tank's guns, which, considering that it IS the P.1000 Pack, is A LOT.
After that, I use a hidden item that gives me an automatic +1 if I miss a post (Effectively, it means that, if I only post once per turn, my charges will still take as many as if I had posted twice. I still lose the action, so I guess it's balanced, but the final word goes on the GM).
I then tell Sans that there is a REALLY GOOD reason for helping the AZs or the GSs: UserZero is an Omnicidal Maniac, so she is even worse than the rest, as they at least don't want to do that.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
Y lowers an old bicycle into SCP-882, which inflicts Call of MEKHANE upon the Disembodied Heart and Dialga.
At the same time, the Nebula Monolith flickers with purple energy, generating 3 minuscule flares before shattering. A wisp of purple energy rises from the remains of the remains of the Monolith as the 3 flares buff the 3 players. Their effects last only for a single turn, but at least they'll do something. TheMinMaxnificent18STR gains the Blue Flare, giving him Resistance. Dr.0mnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle gains the Red Flare, giving him Regeneration, and -STRIKE THE EARTH- gains the Yellow Flare, giving him Strength. The purple wisp disappears into a pocket dimension, where it briefly hovers above a golden, chain-adorned sarcophagus before releasing a cascade of microscopic flares. The small flares chew through the chains like termites through wood, releasing the entity within the sarcophagus. The entity speaks:
Neblara: ~That Took Longer Than Expected~
Solarus: YOU HAVE AWOKEN
Vorxett: finally
The entities look at the fourth sarcophagus in the room.
Nebulana: ~Now We Just Have To Wait For The Last One To Awake ~ I Hope This Happens Soon~
I become giant then I rub the belly of Lunabade for comfort, she likes it since she hasn't had belly rubs for a while however I see the random sign placed on the Master Recovery Center it says, Do not Damage the M.R.C or they will have serious consequences I also noticed there is the area which there is no flooring when we tried to go through the 4000+ distance but we still need to go closer to the Yggdrasil sadly there is more Pretzel related foes, Guardians and more but however I kiss Lunabade on the face and I feed her the Moon Candy (her favourite treat because of the moon shaped candy (which she used to be in the Moon Kingdom) and she hates popcorn (Popcorn is her largest weakness and the target of the A.P.T because she is one of the haters of popcorn))
I know that the Light Magician isn't appearing in the field for the 2nd time otherwise it will be the Grim Archer of DTG 0rigins...
Coarsebot? 26/40
Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont started until MeGa joined, Toast currently joined
The Plusinator Crystals 22/50 +1 from Revan, Talist and Toast +2 from MeGa (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 10+ if I made a Level 10 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 10 Alchemy deals 4,000 damage, However the Level 10+ Alchemy deals 4,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 3/11
Trying to find a recipe for the 2nd Gatekeeper Alchemy... Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = ??? 2/??
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
Allies Action:
Lunabade sends the Healing Token on Ultra Greed (That what heals him a bit)
The Light Magician casts Light Heal to heal Lunabade
+3 MeGa because I need you to finish the charge so we must invite you for a big summon.
Charge Bank: N/A
I am not Showing the Inventory due to Paragraph Breakage and something like that for now... God i hate that editor it always ruins my Creative posts and I had to move something else to the Discussions forum...
I open a gift hoping to find a Blue Charge Token (which is marked as [AZ]) Not the Red or White or Green ones.
Character/Ally RPCoarsebot? 25/40 +2 from Superbowl/Tazz
Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont started until Toast and MeGa joined Hey Toast and MeGa! can we do the Rune Master now? Boss.
The Plusinator Crystals 16/50 +1 from Revan, +2 from Superbowl/Tazz (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 10+ if I made a Level 10 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 10 Alchemy deals 4,000 damage, However the Level 10+ Alchemy deals 4,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Canister && Mini Impetus Comb Fragment && Belt && bit of Problem Sleuth references = Contained Impetus Comb on the Belt 1/-1
Description (Translated): The Impetus Comb that is miniature version of the real one that is also the same power as the real one and it is located on the belt used for Combo Raves and such, however that is way too strong to use and handle the belt sadly...
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 2/11
Trying to find a recipe for the 2nd Gatekeeper Alchemy... Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = ??? 1/??
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
Allies Action:
Lunabade sends the Healing Token on Ultra Greed (That what heals him a bit)
Ebbotine Temmie: i am NOT HERE, i am IN LMBO.
The Light Magician casts Light Heal to heal Lunabade
+1 Generic +1 Twin +1 Irecreeper for The Pact
My ItemsCharge Bank: N/A
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Good Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Dark
Red Dead Retribution [Power Rank VII] Ranged Weapon and part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree
Like a Boss [Power Rank X] Melee/Ranged Weapon Sadly it don't have the Damage up Buff against Bosses because of Balance
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits) (I am saving these until another Big Boss/Gatekeeper appeared.)
Potion of Dire Nectar: 1x (Used on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits)
Materials:
Broken Temmie Crown (h0I!)
Essence of Sp00p (Used for Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 15+ (+ is i want to make the Plusinator Crystal via the 50 post Charge.)))
OOC: Hey Toast and MeGa! can we do the Rune Master now?
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
SECRET.17/50
Ante Chamber 38/50
The Pact 7/50
Mace && Light Titan Essence = Phototitan Mace 7/11
Gauntlet && Darkness Titan Essence = Shadetitan Arm 7/11
Knife && Ice Titan Essence = Titanfrost Dagger 11/11
+3 Cobalt
I pull out the Titanfrost Dagger.
...Eh, I'm gonna stop complaining. I casually stab the Haunt with it.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
49/50 The Only Proper Way to Defeat an Enemy Mech
36/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
6/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left!
+1 Bomber, Generic, Mythic
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 1/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's reinforced Phone II Nintendium: Star's Armored Phone 1/??
Prevents more than 2 damage to be done to Star's phone per turn. Vital for intelligence gathering.
Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link 3/7
Causes two beings to feel the same pain as the other is feeling.
TT2000, staring literal daggers at someone seems like a good way to lose eyesight painfully.
Well, time for the next saga in Star's story: the campaign to clear Richard's name.
(Considering who Richard is, this isn't going to be easy. However, considering that it is true...I have to believe I can do it.)
Episode One: Intelligence Gathering
It is a terrible stain on one's conscience to prove a guilty man innocent. Unfortunately, Richard, despite other faults, is innocent in this case. I know he's killed before, I know he will kill again, but he did not blow up a planet.
That would be the elephant in the room. Userzero-who's real name seems to be Hera-just blew up Earth. Not my Earth, thankfully, if this conflict gets THAT far reaching, then the OP scale will have to work into overtime. The weapon was a Dragon Charge owned by Richard, connected to a plunger pulled-and owned-by Uzi. Which apparently means that the Earth must be rebuilt from scratch.
I don't know what these Dragon Charges are, but they appear to be indiscriminate weapons of massive annihilation that puts conventional weaponry, and even much unconventional weaponry, to shame. Worthy of the name, "Dragon".
First, I must find out what a Dragon Charge does. Next, I must check my video records, and see if there's any video that proves Richard's innocence.
There is a problem with this endeavor, though, and it's a detail that makes this personal. Userzero pinned her crime on Richard, and proclaimed us to be hapless pawns who didn't know what we were getting into.
I agree with that last part. Some of us came here on accident, and Userzero willingly trapped us on the server. Thus, they chose their best chance of survival...what that choice was varied. Others came from the future, to prevent a paradox. I came here as a vacation, not expecting this.
In doing so, she's given the AZs, and possibly the GSs and neutrals, the tag of unwitting accomplices, which more fits the PZ players in this case. Basically, she's framed all of us for the crime of causing the apocalypse and aiding the formation of the apocalypse.
That will make gathering intelligence all the more difficult, and means I cannot just go around getting testimony from all the AZ players about how Uzi pressed the plunger of her own accord, without any "being knocked back into it" nonsense.
While Richard is innocent in this case, it is his Dragon Charge, which means he knows what they do.
I ask Richard what the effects of a Dragon Charge are.
"Hey, Richard. What is a Dragon Charge, and what are its effects?"
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
@ Pricey Sure I'm down.
| Charges |
Ootay~ 10/50
Rune Master 1/50 (starts with MeGa)
Sun-dered. 22/40 (+1 from teag)
| Alchemy |
Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level 10 - 8/11)
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Brand Fireworks = ? (Level ? - 2/?)
1+ to Teag +1 to MeGa +1 to Pricey
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
| Action |
~Toast covers the ninjitsu guy with a sticky (and oddly quite flammable) liquid using 'Sodarayg?'. She flips the bottle around to reveal a Betty Crocker logo and in large white text "BARBASOL".
the pop ruse was a.......... DISTACTION
She threw up Gangplank's Calibre set the trail of Barbasol alight and in turn, covering the ninja player in Betty Crocker's wrath!
Red - Level 1
Yellow - Level 1
Blue - Level 1
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
"oh dear." "the earth just blew up." "that'll, uh, be a problem." "whatever."
I open a portal to Miiverse, and hordes of people come streaming out of the portal, heading towards the Disembodied Heart, shouting stuff such as this:
"WII U CAHT?"
and this:
"THE ADMINS ARE UNFAIR! I SAY WE RISE UP AGAINST THEM AND TAKE OVER MIIVERSE! (even though that's physically impossible)"
and more stuff like these:
"i need a gf"
"im gonna take over dis community hurr durr"
"miiverse was less cringey back in the day, lol like if u agree"
"It'd be less "cringey" if you'd actually use the word cringe right, you brainwashed muppet."
"I DONT CARE LOL"
"i like building in this game, I wish i could build a meaningful relationship with my parents."
"no one cares m80"
"STAY ON-TOPIC U DUMM PEOPLE"
"no i dont have to lol"
"Am I the only one who noticed the Earth blew up?"
"no one cares m80"
"yeah, no one cares cuz its off topic"
...and many more stupid stuff.
Whatever. Anyways, these people begin throwing tons of weak attacks at the Disembodied Heart, such as:
Insults.
Rocks.
Sticks.
Threats.
Three hundred flaming triple-decker pine-cones.
A rubber duck.
...and many many more.
Marvel of Machinery: 18/50
some loser: 11/25
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (5/11)
+3 to Twin.
It's High Noon
This updop in a nutshell.
/null
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
@Tazz: ...
I've been thinking of posing some semi-rant about what I don't like in DTG0 for a little while. So... I guess now is a good time. I'll try to look on the bright side though.
DTG seems to be in some constant struggle for people to "take it seriously" or something. This just seems to be rubbing it in people's faces that "WE ARE SUPER SERIOUS. YES. LOOK AT ALL THE DEATHS. CONSEQUENCES. FACE THEM." ... I know this is a big personality difference between us, I don't like that. I'm sorry. I recently looked through DTG1. And things we so strangely idealistic and happy there. ... I just don't like the constant attempts to make the game darker and edgier. And this... doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
(As for why it doesn't make sense, what happened to everyone who didn't have a favorite game? Or people whose favorite game is Minecraft, but share an account with someone else? Or people whose favorite game is something like Pong and it doesn't have a protagonist? And why, out of all the possible Minecraft servers, did people come here? ... Also, R.I.P. anyone who likes Dark Souls, Don't Starve, or anything along those lines.)
Anyway... this might be a really specific loophole and maybe the rules don't work this way, but I want to take it anyway because I think it's kinda funny. If the Veteran is accessing Minecraft via an avatar system, but is really on Earth, he'd be effected. But... his favorite game isn't Minecraft. So I guess he'd be sent to that other game and "die" here until he can reconnect.
And second, if you want me to take the game more seriously SO badly, then fine. I will. I'll do what my characters actually would do, which is to NOT play the game.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (0/3 mind)
Tokens: (5, 3, 5). + (0, 1, 0) from damage.
Total Tokens (5, 3, 5)
In this case, RP needs to come before my action in order to frame it.
While walking away from the cave where Gail and Mikoto were hiding, the Veteran, along with every other avatar, suddenly keels over and dies. However, he doesn't respawn anywhere on the server...
Back in the battlefield, Inari would have argued some with Sans about what he said, but now that seems trivial. Instead, she speaks to UserZero.
"Threats were made"? Nice use of passive voice there, Zero. Usually, people use passive voice more when they lie because it obscures the subject. But more importantly...
She tries to look directly into UserZero's eyes.
I surrender. BYE!
Then she turns and sprints as fast as she can away from the battlefield and towards where Mikoto and Gail are. This might make me count as neutral now. I don't what my faction technically is anymore.
Mikoto was desperately trying to calm down Gail, who had broken into tears and seemed to be in physical pain from what was happening. Eventually finding them, Inari bursts through the cave entrance and starts shouting at them both.
Mikoto! Gail! Quit feeling sorry for yourselves and come help me!
Wh- what? No! I'm not leaving to go fight UserZ-
Shut up and listen to me! Don't ask me how exactly, but the population of Earth has been forced onto here! Based on what I know about the game, Minecraft, at least a million unarmed civilians have just been dropped right into the middle of one of the most intense fights in recorded history! And Minecraft is popular with kids, right? So we have tens of thousands of human children here, who are liable to die to just the environment! And that's not to mention shrapnel or stray attacks coming from, oh I don't know, THE WAR?! Does that sound like a problem to you? I'm pretty sure we don't want to find out what happens if someone dies in here without an avatar as a safeguarding buffer. Even if they can respawn, we can't let them suffer. So whatever argument you have, shut up and HELP ME SAVE PEOPLE!
Struck silent, Mikoto awkwardly stumbles towards Inari to go help her.
Tell Gail to come along. Zero might try to slander our attempts. And if that happens, she might be useful as a PR figurehead.
Uh... o- ... okay... Gail? Zunuk ku reousu r'oul seîs. nier... nier kuzinr allliu.
Being mostly unable to go against Mikoto, Gail gets up and moves to follow Mikoto, keeping her eyes down. Also moving to leave, Inari asks one more question.
Have either you seen the Veteran? I thought I would have met him on the way here.
... No? He just left...
Then this whole thing might have hit him too. But that's something to worry about later. Come on! We have to gather supplies and make shelter for people!
So, Inari, Mikoto, and Gail all leave to go help the civilians. Which leads into my actions...
Commands:
Cuarc: GS, GS, __
Leictreon: PZ' , PZ, __
Lacking the emotions required to be upset at current events, Cuarc and Leictreon go about their normal business. After having the tar beaten out of them by Sans, they're past that crucial halfway dead mark. Cuarc attacks the Dark Star Core/Tentacles for 20,000 damage and gains two units of GS matter (because low health). Leictreon primes one of its PZ matter. (' means primed. As in how f'(x) is pronounced "f prime of x")
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [X]
Inari and Mikoto go a good distance away from the battlefield and mass clear out trees and level terrain with their assorted powers in order to get a wide, flat building area and collect resources. Then they start building up small houses and shelters for people to hide in as well as leave chests with building supplies for people. While they're doing that, Gail tries to round up anything edible around this building site.
So basically, as my action, I try to help these refugees not starve or die to stray attacks. I'll be spending a lot of my actions to come in this way.
Relevance Line: (I'll keep this down a little in case Tazz flat out vetoes it. But please don't, Tazz. There won't be any long term effects. Just means Inari is in charge for a little longer.)
Plus, the end effect is functionally the same as if the Veteran just didn't access the server from Earth.
The Veteran didn't remember exactly what had happened just prior to his sudden death. But the first thing the Veteran hears on returning to consciousness is wind stirring trees. He was lying on the ground over in... somewhere. Trying to ignore his terrible headache, he looked around at the unfamiliar world. It was all pixelated, but not like how Minecraft was pixelated. Things had smoother edges and the colors were more pastel. He seemed to be below an overhang with a tree and some curious looking thorny plants behind him. Off in the distance, there were strange rocky outcrops below an unnaturally dim gold sky. Whatever game this was, it was based on somewhere like Earth, but not quite. After rising to his feet, the Veteran took a step forward, but then immediately tripped over his own feet and fell down again. The gravity was unusually light, which probably meant this was a platforming game.
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life 8/9
(Paper && Cactus Green Ink) || (Sapling && Grass) = Glyph of Growth 1/?
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 10/11
Got +5, plus another 2 for all. +2 to Speedon, +1 to Pricey.
30/50
12/50
13/50
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
That woman... she is so psychotic to destroy a planet just to accuse 477 of it... wow...
Now all these humans, they constitute no threat nor potential ally, they are here, frightened, running in circle... ... they are weak... they might become useful resources in the future, but now that Notch is with them, he should not be underestimated, is more careful to just wait.
Hezetor will draw 1 card.
+3 to crystal
the Glory 50/50 hold 1/3
Spadaccino 42/50 +2 from ninjatwist
...... 27/50
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 9/9) done!
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) (Level 8: 8/9)
Module && Mithril && Orichalcum && Adamantium = Metallica Module (Level 10: 2/11)
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 1/16)
Ultimate modular perfection.
Thai Milk Tea && Lucky Charms && Hot Cocoa && Artificial Sweetener && Gun = Blaster of Bitterness and Saltiness 5/7
Laptop && Old R Armor Helmet && Polish = Helmet of Data 4/5
Flamethrower && Flak Rounds = Flakthrower 4/4 Done.
Flakthrower && Ichor Bullets = Armor Piercer 1/??? (Some of you might see where I am going with this.)
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
The Artist and The Yandere 4/50 (+2 from Toast)
OH YES! 11/30
Winchester Rotomo 11/30
ultimataCommander began pestering stoneGeneral
ST: Report.
UC: Uh, sir, we have a big problem.
ST: Speak away.
UC: Stone, planet Earth just blew up, and all the civilians have been teleported here.
UC: The cause is Hera, or UserZero.
ST: ...
ST: I have no words.
UC: Is there anything else we need to...
ultimataCommander has logged off of Pesterchum.
A large beam smashes through Redstone's Room, knocking him out as well as Destiny.
Change3rdPerson.exe finished.
Redstone gets up.
Crap.
Well, at lest I'm in good condition.
Non-bolded Purple with use of Emotes = Destiny.
What happened?
Earth blew up. I also think that the beam came from there.
Aw, I loved those children. :c
Well, they're in Minecraft.
In UserZero's server.
Welp. They all lived good lives. I'll try to get Coal to help out with this situation.
Well, see you later.
A small portal pops up on the server.
(Well, it's my cue.)
Hello, citizens. I am Redstone.
You all may be wondering what is happening.
I'm sorry to say Earth blew up.
What's better, though,
is a copy of it.
In Minecraft.
Children, Adults, Parents, Pets, you should all jump through the portal.
This portal will lead to a personal server, which is possible with certain technology.
Some of you probably figured out I'm not human, though.
I'm not scary, ok?
Back on topic, jump through the portal, and Ms.Hera right here will not murder you over and over again.
Probably, if she doesn't.
I know her. I've been fighting.
Also, please attend to children. We do not want them punching trees.
Or dying.
Or falling into pits.
Or digging straight down.
Also, this thing is Uzi proof, so jump on in.
This portal has a strange aura, which prevents godmodding, or hacking. Or anything that changes code of game effects. On the portal, it says "New World." Yes, this ha stuff that's from the future, too. It has every little thing that Hera will try to do to get to this portal. It will counter it. If she succeeds, she will automatically get dunked on!!!!! by Gaster Blasters.
Maurice attacks the Disembodied Heart.
Redstone uses the Flakthrower on the World's n00biest(not) Minecraft Player. Because he's crazy.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
STEALTH DANCING: 32/50
6:30 PM, 2/9/16
The Universe of [Security is a beautiful thing, isn’t it?]
Mission Control for Pit’s Researching of Richard’s Ascent
Current “Time”: Around 2010/2011, we stopped counting on accident
At present, three fellow angels are monitoring the 2010 events from the 0th server. There are actually a lot of reasons why not just Pit is monitoring this, including in the case Pit needs to be pulled out in a very bad situation, or in case he is attacked and requires a backup. But, considering he has used everything to stay Neutral, this shouldn’t be a problem, right?
However, the following events quickly shook the control room in a way nobody seemed to have predicted. Which is odd, considering this should’ve already happened. Look, time travel’s confusing, okay?
CoolestBrother: And that’s second gatekeeper down! Alright!
MistressSarah: Well, it doesn’t really matter compared to our mission, but good on you, I guess.
StepMaster376: GG, Twitchy
MistressSarah: Hang on a minute.
CoolestBrother: What? What’s going on? This is bad news, isn’t it?
MistressSarah: I’m detecting some odd signals from... Earth?
StepMaster376: Problem on other playable characters
CoolestBrother: No, that couldn’t be. That is totally not rad.
MistressSarah: N...no...no...NO!
And just seconds later, the full force of the U2 Earth destruction hit home for the forces here. The most important universe known to all, downed right there.
CoolestBrother: OH [Redacted] MAN THIS IS UNCOOL
StepMaster376: BIG Problem on earth itself :(((((((((((
MistressSarah: I didn’t think it could get THIS bad!
StepMaster376: Well, we didn’t get hit, but that’s only a small comfort :$
CoolestBrother: Um, we should probably check on Pit, because this might be a lot worse than we think. And that’s no good.
MistressSarah: (Why was he put in charge of this operation with us?)
MistressSarah: Right. I’ll get him in here as soon as possible.
6:34 PM
The Room Pit Plays Minecraft In
Pit has no clue what’s going on, because he’s nowhere close to Earth.
“The absolute heck is going on now?”
And Pit was quickly given a message on his other screen from MistressSarah.
“Hey, it’s that girl who’s helping this operation. Nice to know that I have help in this, because research is surprisingly hard.”
The message wrote out: “Get to the Mission Control right now. This is incredibly bad.”
“What? Just what went on over there to be so bad as to pull me out?”
-30 SECONDS LATER-
Pit dashes right into the Mission Control to face the other three angels.
PitTheAngel: Okay, what just happened?
StepMaster376: We have an earth destruction
PitTheAngel: WHAT?!
CoolestBrother: This is the most uncool thing i’ve seen since the other destruction like this.
MistressSarah: Ugh, don’t remind us…
MistressSarah: Anyway, this might be hitting home a lot harder than we need it to.
StepMaster376: Are you still going to stay neutral in this now? :?
PitTheAngel: I have no choice, I signed on to the merchant role.
CoolestBrother: Wow, that’s some radical stuff. Not even caring about 7 billion deaths.
PitTheAngel: No, I do care. It’s just that I can’t take that into account given the circumstance.
MistressSarah: Anyway, we’re going to see if we can salvage anything from this. We know already that neighboring universes will take notice of this and might take countermeasures.
StepMaster376: We should get on the new souls, though
CoolestBrother: This is getting very bad very fast. I’m sorry for you, Pit.
PitTheAngel: It’s okay. I can still fight through this. Nice to have some support.
And Pit walks back to the room, ready to return to the warzone.
6:38 PM
Server 0
Pit just stands at the newly-built stall at X coordinate 5100, mostly unaware of what just happened like he was playing video games for the past 20 minutes instead of dying.
And because of this, there’s two stalls now: The one at 5100 X, and the other one that’s been moving with the battlefield, so 4000 X. Now technically I have to handle the 4000 one until he handles the initial rush and I can jump over there to safer ground.
“New items on sale! Defensive and offensive equipment at absolute steals! Get yours first, we have limited stock!”
25/30
6/20
I tie Richard up with delicious licorice rope, that will totally hold him still, and he definitely won't do anything to escape.
It's poisonous licorice
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Hang on a minute. I think there's something hidden here.
Let me just zoom in a bit...
A bit more...
Now we apply the revealer, and...
It's poisonous licorice
You can thank me later, Richard
Well, when you have a troll who can easily contort everyone's perception, what can you really do?
/null
=Turn Two=
(23 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier
(7 / 50) The Pact -> ...
+3 to Insert
=Action=
I decide to test out teleporting by thinking of what coords I want to teleport to. I then start teleport-spamming around Uzi, moving at the speed of one teleport per thought. Given all of the fun this is providing, I decide to make it more fun by holding out lightsabers in all directions, while spinning. Now I'm a fabulous glowing teleporting top of destruction, and I'M UNSTOPPABLE-
...until the command is promptly disabled for me. Suddenly, thirty-nine lightsaber tops decide to appear for little to no reason, along with a single popcorn machine which isn't being targeted by the Anti-Popcorn Turret! Uzi decides to brave the tempest of tops to destroy the strange Popcorn Machine. She bobs and weaves, and lunges and rolls out of the way of the flurry of lightsabers, drawing the attention of everyone within twenty-two chunks. It's so fabulous.
Eventually, she reaches the machine, and begins to fill it full of lead with her Uzi's. But then she realizes why the machine wasn't actually targeted by the Anti-Popcorn Turret: it was a mini Lightsaber Top machine disguised as a Popcorn Machine! It spews a fine mist of tiny Lightsaber Tops towards Uzi's general direction, distracting her!
I then stop spinning as I near Uzi, and attempt to insert not a lightsaber, but an explosive toothbrush into her neck, tipped with radioactive waste and armor-piercing enchantments. I then keep shoving them in her neck, and then randomly grab and slam a lightsaber top into her, lightsabers and all. This ends up sparking the toothbrushes, sending a large wave of radioactive materials down her neck, and general explosive tramua.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Oh, now little Revan wants to talk to sansy. I'd make a pun but it wouldn't be original. So how is the plaything of humans doing? Hopefully we can talk face to face soon...
Revan tries to ignore the "Voice" for their sanity's sake. They try to ask sans their question, they are starting to feel it.
"Do you believe that good people can do horrible things?"
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 22/??
???: 19/50
???: 19/42
Assists
+2 Irecreeper, +1 Pricey
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
Thai Milk Tea && Lucky Charms && Hot Cocoa && Artificial Sweetener && Gun = Blaster of Bitterness and Saltiness 6/7
Laptop && Old R Armor Helmet && Polish = Helmet of Data 5/5 Done.
Flakthrower && Ichor Bullets = Armor Piercer 2/??? (Some of you might see where I am going with this.)
Grenade && Laser && Smoke = Laser Smoke Grenade 1/???
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
The Artist and The Yandere 6/50 (+1 from Toast)
OH YES! 12/30
Winchester Rotomo 12/30
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Alchemies
Blazing Pyrotheum Magmatic Florb > Fine = Boiling Wrath Magmatic Florb (6/6)
You can give a description for the liquid inside. It's contained in a magmatic florb. 19,265 EMC value.
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (4/8)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = ??? (2/?)
Invidia Warded Jar1 && Rune of Envy2 && SCP-1133-53 && 2x Electrum Shears4 = Twin Shears of Leviathan (1/?)
1Invidia Warded Jar: Contains 64x Invidia, the aspect of envy.
2Rune of Envy: A rune of the sin of envy.
3SCP-1133-5: A fluid that may or may not be the essence of envy.
42x Electrum Shears: Two sets of shears, made of Minecraftian iron.
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- -
: Generating light level 40.
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: 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into 
, 5,000 EMC into 
.
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: 31,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from 
. Transferring no EMC.
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: Condensing nothing. 19,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from 
.
- -
: Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from 
.
- -
: Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to 
.
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: 489,376/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from 
. Transferring 106 EU per post to 
.
- -
: Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from 
.
- -
: Being powered and operated by 
.
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (29/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (17/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (7/50) (+3 from Generic)
+3 to Twin
Action
I grab a mining laser and go crazy destroying the Master Recovery Center. The mining laser is also set to a combination of Explosive and Auto-Smelt. I then lay down a ton of Nova Cataclysms and Industrial TNT in the center of the Master Recovery Center, lay some red wire down to connect it to a lever connected to a repeater delay circuit, then flip the switch. For good measure, I grief the Master Recovery Center with Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rockets and Lava Magmatic Florbs while dumping Blazing Pyrotheum on it.
I proceed to grab a Prismarine Tacohammer (don't ask) and proceed to go gorilla gorilla crazy on the Master Recovery Center. While destroying a bunch of stuff in the recovery center, my Prismarine Tacohammer executes a Virussian-summoning command. Ten thousand Virussian attackers, led by none other than Tsiklon, the founder of Virussia, attack the Master Recovery Center, sieging it with miniature Orbital ROFL Lasers. I proceed to desummon the Virussians.
Next, I pull out a Pokéball, each containing various glitch Pokémon. "Go, *long string of random phonemes*!"
A massive abomination of pixels appears from the Pokéball and proceeds to use some TM-named move on the Master Recovery Center. The recovery center proceeds to explode, implode, then explode, then turn to dust, then explode, then implode again, then turn to tacos, which get eaten by a random taco-obsessed Tacocon attendee, who promptly explodes into nothing.
The nothing condenses into something, which causes a wave of nothing to wash over the area. This wave of nothing is accompanied by the Master Recovery Center being annihilated by an EAS Tones Cannon shot.
I then go back to modded weaponry and pull out a trillion catalytic lens armed ComputerCraft turtles. The turtles annihilate the Master Recovery Center, leaving it a bunch of dropped items which gets destroyed by blazing pyrotheum.
Why, you little upstart! I wanted to be part of a video game universe I actually play frequently! Maybe not Nuclear Throne, though.
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 38/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 13/50
Snow Tank: 13/15
Xia-Li Polyslayer [Lvl.8 Assault Rifle]: 7/9
Super Prototype Medigun [Lvl.6 Medigun]: 7/7 Complete!
Night Edge [Lvl.6 Axe]: 7/7 Complete!
I +Assist The_Topazian's charges.
In retaliation for my Minecraftization, I deliver to Uzi a quick punt to the... groin/nether regions! Of course, this is a low blow and has been proven ineffective against Godmodders long since forward, and she likely shrugs it off and maybe even takes the time to taunt me! However, while she's busy distracted at how foolish my initial attack was, I suddenly smash down on Uzi's head with a length of steel rebar.
Support: 38/50
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Crippled Braindamaged Weak Puny Honey Badger: 18/50
The arrival of Komato Assassin Asha (AKA The guy who puts the "Ass" in "Assassin". TWICE): 1/50
Coolest Plane Ever: 18/50
I proceed to challenge the Best Minecraft Player to a PvP game...in a modded server with Flan's Mod. I proceed to take advantage of how vehicles work in that mod to have a bunch of NPCs distract him in order to catch him by surprise with a tank by placing it behind a lamppost and catching him by surprise. He seems to be surprised that someone did that, as the only person known for doing so died some turns ago. I point out the vehicle mechanics, which make pulling this off far easier than it actually is. Of course, that is AFTER blasting him with all of the tank's guns, which, considering that it IS the P.1000 Pack, is A LOT.
After that, I use a hidden item that gives me an automatic +1 if I miss a post (Effectively, it means that, if I only post once per turn, my charges will still take as many as if I had posted twice. I still lose the action, so I guess it's balanced, but the final word goes on the GM).
I then tell Sans that there is a REALLY GOOD reason for helping the AZs or the GSs: UserZero is an Omnicidal Maniac, so she is even worse than the rest, as they at least don't want to do that.
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
New uses and tweaks for common items that lack uses. Making some items less unbearable.
Post II
Y lowers an old bicycle into SCP-882, which inflicts Call of MEKHANE upon the Disembodied Heart and Dialga.
At the same time, the Nebula Monolith flickers with purple energy, generating 3 minuscule flares before shattering. A wisp of purple energy rises from the remains of the remains of the Monolith as the 3 flares buff the 3 players. Their effects last only for a single turn, but at least they'll do something. TheMinMaxnificent18STR gains the Blue Flare, giving him Resistance. Dr.0mnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle gains the Red Flare, giving him Regeneration, and -STRIKE THE EARTH- gains the Yellow Flare, giving him Strength. The purple wisp disappears into a pocket dimension, where it briefly hovers above a golden, chain-adorned sarcophagus before releasing a cascade of microscopic flares. The small flares chew through the chains like termites through wood, releasing the entity within the sarcophagus. The entity speaks:
Neblara: ~That Took Longer Than Expected~
Solarus: YOU HAVE AWOKEN
Vorxett: finally
The entities look at the fourth sarcophagus in the room.
Nebulana: ~Now We Just Have To Wait For The Last One To Awake ~ I Hope This Happens Soon~
Poison Staff && Spider Gland = Spider Staff!
Picksaw || Laser Drill = Miner's Choice Complete!
Deadly Bloom 6/9
Iron Shield && SCP-555 && Bone && Skull
Thulecite && 0bsidian
Iron Shield : A round shield constructed out of wood and reinforced with excessive amounts of iron.
Stardust Monolith 7/15
The Broken Church 18/20
Shipwreck 3/5
00C: Wasn't the Government destroyed when Earth blew up? And if so, shouldn't The Contract take effect?
I become giant then I rub the belly of Lunabade for comfort, she likes it since she hasn't had belly rubs for a while however I see the random sign placed on the Master Recovery Center it says, Do not Damage the M.R.C or they will have serious consequences I also noticed there is the area which there is no flooring when we tried to go through the 4000+ distance but we still need to go closer to the Yggdrasil sadly there is more Pretzel related foes, Guardians and more but however I kiss Lunabade on the face and I feed her the Moon Candy (her favourite treat because of the moon shaped candy (which she used to be in the Moon Kingdom) and she hates popcorn (Popcorn is her largest weakness and the target of the A.P.T because she is one of the haters of popcorn))
Coarsebot? 26/40
Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont started until MeGa joined, Toast currently joined
The Plusinator Crystals 22/50 +1 from Revan, Talist and Toast +2 from MeGa (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 10+ if I made a Level 10 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 10 Alchemy deals 4,000 damage, However the Level 10+ Alchemy deals 4,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 3/11
Trying to find a recipe for the 2nd Gatekeeper Alchemy... Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = ??? 2/??
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
Allies Action:
Lunabade sends the Healing Token on Ultra Greed (That what heals him a bit)
The Light Magician casts Light Heal to heal Lunabade
+3 MeGa because I need you to finish the charge so we must invite you for a big summon.
Charge Bank: N/A
I am not Showing the Inventory due to Paragraph Breakage and something like that for now... God i hate that editor it always ruins my Creative posts and I had to move something else to the Discussions forum...
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.