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So, I have a newfound respect for Tazz's update schedule, considering how I tried to do one single multi-quote post with a total of 5 quotes. First time, it deleted some of the lines. Second time, it created an entirely new post when I tried to edit, and deleted Mythic's quote box.

And to Richard:

"Wait, you think you're GOOD? You, the guy who, as far as you've made clear is out to rank up for power and respect? You're far better than Uzi is, but, well...she's not exactly a high bar.

Besides that, I was just trying to clear up a couple points about being a godmodder.

Excuse me for trying to inject sanity into madness; I guess I'm a little too used to MSTing people who take stupid actions. My mistake.

sans, as far as joining sides...I'd prefer you didn't.

As far as the GS side goes, they are out to kill everyone of a certain job description. (And are apparently ignoring the possibility of a paradox.) As far as the AZ side goes, I'm not going to ask you to join with the side that is 'led' by the guy out to kill you. As far as the PZ side goes...well...I don't think I have to worry about you joining that side anyways."

(BOOOOOOOOOOM+EoTB)

"Speaking of reasons sans isn't joining the PZ side, impressive. I can feel the ramifications from here, and that's not even considering that the server just grew by over a million times. Well, now we can find out which of us come from different realities than this one.

And open SESAME!"

A large portal opens to space overviewing what used to be a planet.

(Imagine this with earthen needles jutting out and surrounded by space)

Now, it's a large ball of molten metal that has exploded outwards and is slowly being drawn back into its spherical shape. The remnants of the planet's core appear to be somewhat obscured by what look like needles jutting out of all sides. If you look very closely, you could possibly see what look like houses, mansions, even a large box on many of the needles.

"Wow. The godmodders can see their houses from here!"

The portal closes.

(If you don't like my description of the aftermath, okay, you can make your own, Tazz. This is just my best guess at what this would cause.)

A letter appears in front of Notch.

"Dear Mr. Persson AKA Notch,

I know you don't have a lot of reason to trust this letter, considering what just occurred. However, I wish to explain why Richard did not blow up the planet.

You know Richard, and know he'd have to be really desperate to ever take such measures. While he should be desperate considering he's almost lost half his health, he's not that kind of person. He'd go to the brink before bringing world destruction into the mix, and by then, he'd have a few screws loose.

Second, and more importantly, speak to the godmodder ranked Gamma-plus known as sans. He can be trusted to be impartial, as he has reasons to dislike both Godmodder477 and Userzero. He was on the server before the charge was set off.

He can tell you which one of them set up the charge and destroyed Earth.

I'm not asking you to get involved, though others might.

I'm petitioning you to keep the normal people away from this fight. They've already died once, they don't need to do so again.

Granted, Uzi did warn them away, but humanity will always have those either curious or stupid enough to poke around, and knowing Userzero, her defenses would kill those who just tried to poke.

Sincerely,

Star"

/null

Alchemies

Blazing Pyrotheum Magmatic Florb > Fine = Boiling Wrath Magmatic Florb (5/6)

Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (3/8)

Lux Warded Jar¹ && Brightsteel = ??? (1/?)

¹Lux Warded Jar: A warded jar containing 64 Lux essentia. Lux is the aspect of light.

Module Action

Module Descriptions

Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (30/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (18/50)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (50/50) (+6 from Bomber, +2 to all from Tazz, +4 from Generic)
+3 to Twin

Storypost

RD 9 February 2016

Zeroth Server

DTG Multiversal Cluster

I look around, regaining my battle sense, and see Fennia's gone. She must have teleported back to her home dimension. Immediately, I activate my next charge.

Charge Activation

I draw a perfect tetradecagon on the ground in summoning chalk. I line each edge with minuscule letters each spelling out a Java program. A JFrame appears, painted to look like a door. The JFrame door opens and another teenage girl steps out, with several holographic screens surrounding her.

107. The Java Programmer - Yuzita Rukura has been summoned!

[N] Yuzita Rukura: 145,000 EHP. Coding Drive: 256.0 GB.

Data Protection (Passive): Yuzita will not take damage until half of all Coding Drive data is removed. Damage dealt to Yuzita before this point transfers over to the Coding Drive at the rate of 100 damage = 0.2 GB. After reaching 128.0 GB remaining Coding Drive data, the Coding Drive can still be targeted to reduce her damage output.

Code Repository (Passive): Yuzita uses code from her Coding Drive to deal damage. Based on how much data remains on the Coding Drive, Yuzita will get a damage multiplier.

256.0 - 192.2 GB = x1.20

192.0 - 128.2 GB = x1.10

128.0 - 96.2 GB = x1.00

96.0 - 64.2 GB = x0.75

64.0 - 32.2 GB = x0.50

32.0 - 0.2 GB = x0.25

Coding Drive destroyed = x0.10

If her Coding Drive is destroyed, she will be near-unable to fight effectively as she is untrained in standard combat.

Another Passive: Yuzita will leave the battlefield upon reaching 0 EHP or lower.

Storypost, part 2

Dimension 風ℵЛ-710

"Urgent news from *verse.monitor! Everyone to the main room!"

Rinon got off her computer, where she was studying the phonetics of Proto-Esperloglan.

"Earth, Universe B, DTG Multiverse has blown up." Silence.

"Oh. Oh Lord Gabenoid, Bob Saget, SCP-343, and Billy Mays," one of the HLV Units says.

"We've lost contact with Cobalt, but Yuzita just left, so she will bring back news on him when she comes back, if she does."

"Who did that? If it's where I think it is, I swear I'm going to-"

"It was traced to a plunger on the very server you were in."
Rinon stormed out of the room.

Action

I pull out SCP-4517-DTG and conduct the EAS Tones Orchestra to accompany Shizuki and I singing an epic duet medley:

---

I start a new charge.

Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (28/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (16/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (3/50) (+2 from Generic)

Quote from TwinBuilder»

PLAYERS

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OF

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ALL

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SHOULD

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RUN

Wait, where is my second post in the updop?

Oh. Wait.

Oh well. Doesnt matter. That stun wrecked my plans, and now my only hope is a massive post wherein i heal the dog.

/null

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==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 14/30
Charge #4: 12/40
[SLOT RESERVED]
+3 to Bomber.

Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 11/11!
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 11/11!
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 10/11

Blade of Hottest Flame: This deceptively simple blunt dagger possesses absolute primacy over the element of fire. An upward-pointing triangle is engraved on both sides of the blade.

Wand of Greatest Heights: This deceptively simple wand, little more than a straight stick of wood, possesses absolute primacy over the element of air. An upward-pointing triangle with a line drawn through horizontally near the tip of the triangle is carved into it.

NEW ALCHEMIES:
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 1/11?
True Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 1/11?

==Action==
Crystal, assuming that the Decaying Heart is ready by now, holds it up in the air. The power of decay, poison, and undeath emanates from it, seeping into the land and transforming it into a Decaying Land!

==Entities==
The Imperator fires its Plasma Annihilator at the Hivemind, or Homulily if the Hivemind is dead! Ramsay attacks Homulily with a barrage of nuts of every kind, since she's the Nutcracker Witch who can no longer crack any nuts. He then follows up with a barrage of nutcrackers, and then a barrage of knives for good measure.

The other chefs use their special abilities, Good Eats targeting the Asterism and Ultra Greed. The Guest Star ability summons a Wizened Hag, another cook - along with her black iron pot! She licks her lips... it looks like she's looking for some food, and she is not especially focusing on any cows around.

Wizened Hag [AZ] (Guest Star) - HP 125,000/125,000
Hag's Cauldron [AZ] (Guest Star) - HP 175,000/175,000 Life Absorbed: X
(Credit to Bomber for the idea and stats!)

A twisted, cannibalistic monster. She used to be a young woman with great knowledge in horticulture and arcane practices, but soon began self-experimentation. She continued her experiments deep in the woods, cooking and eating anyone unfortunate enough to be captured. Now, she has been given the great honor of being our first Guest Star!

Into The Pot - ||||
Can be cast immediately after the Wizened Hag is summoned. Cannot be used if the Hag's Cauldron is destroyed. The Hag throws an entity into the pot for four turns, where they are unable to attack. Every turn, the entity takes 5,000 damage until they are released from the Cauldron.

Taste The Stew - |||
The Wizened Hag tastes her stew in the cauldron, healing for a base of 20,000. This base increases by 1,000 for every turn an entity is in the pot. Obviously, cannot be used if the Hag's Cauldron is destroyed.

Tenderize - ||
The Wizened Hag attacks a target brutally, softening their flesh and lowering their defenses.

Seasoned To Perfection - ||||||||
The Wizened Hag improves her stew with rare herbs, doubling how much it heals her and how much damage it deals per turn!

Feel free to balance as needed, Tazz. To start off, the Wizened Hag uses Into the Pot, tossing in Homulily!

==Responses/RP==

Crystal looks over at Sans. "Ah, Sans. Pun-loving skeleton from a game that technically doesn't exist yet, yet also exists in a completely different frame of reference, which leads to some tense trouble. Gamma Plus godmodder. Summoned by two other players in an attempt to summon a godmodder powerful enough for Richard to rank up. Attempt backfires horribly as Sans slaughters the battlefield. More tomorrow at some time or another."

He pauses for a second.

"In all seriousness, although I normally would resent agreeing with a genocidal maniac like Flowey, he and the Scribe have the right idea. Although they certainly can't see it as clearly as I do. This, everything here, it's all just a game. It's all just a joke. And, for one who sees beyond the Fifth Wall as easily as I do, that is... a bit of an inescapable fact. One, Two, and now Zero. Plus a multitude of spinoffs and smaller conflicts throughout reality as we know it, offshoots of this endless quest to Destroy the Godmodder. A cycle that may well continue forever - gorilla, I'm even helping to perpetuate one instance. And, although the Scribe has the right idea, breaking free from the forces that control all of us would only result in a true, inevitable death. I've heard it said that nobody's truly dead until their name's spoken for the last time... by that measure, any successful quest for freedom would only end in a true nothingness, now and forever. And though the Scribe and I both wage our own battles for a measure of control, the only freedom we may get is that which the puppeteers who truly control us deign to allow us. An empty facade. With that rambling over and said..."

He extends a hand to Sans.

"Join us, and make a stand against this hollow world around us. Killing may be business for some, but for others it's just empty, the shuffling of pixels on a screen or of numbers on a meter. Happily, I haven't hit that point yet - heck, I made a memorial for one being I considered shouldn't have died! Being summoned onto this battlefield is a death sentence, but it doesn't have to be the end. Join the six, and at the very least we can delay your end for a while longer. I won't go so far as to say we can get you off this server, because that's impossible - but at least if you ally yourself with us, our abilities combined will tear through anything in your way. If you don't... well, I personally don't really want to kill you. But I won't be the one who deals the last blow."

This is the incorrect ordering of posts but it doesn't matter too much.

The Decaying heart was fully charged since you got it! You use it to create Decaying Land! It'll last for two turns.

sans: hrm, i dunno.

sans: you're all a bunch of jokes from the looks of it yourselves.

sans: i've heard that a soul being absorbed is...well.

sans: you'll re-learn the definition of pain, the hard way, if you keep that up.

sans: but i doubt i'll ever convince any of you.

sans: seriously, you guys all just turned super-melancholy for some reason.

sans: its more like you're even more of puppets than you were before.

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

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n progress/finished=======

Template: Helmet && bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE aRMOR?!?!?! = Battlefurys temmie helmet 7/11 Level 10

Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 7/11 Level 10

Brute-Force Hacking Computer && DDoS Botnet = Destroyer of Firewalls 4/? Level ?

Actual action=========

In case you didn't catch it, this post contains the results of ARFIACT GONER.

i inquire on to to get a Magic Cue Ball. Again.

Then, i Neck Lift Temmie up in the air with falls, punch her in the face, shoot it with the saints row, and stab him with the gemblade, before dropping 3503908520980593289 DogNukes on the Honeycomb fort that the Hivemind is trapped in

Adventure Fredbear: PIXELATED

==== Annoying dog attack details: Arfifact Goner: IIIIIIIIIIII UNLEASH

The annoying dog just sit there. And sits.

Suddenly, the Artifact and the Really Cool Sword appear next to him. The artifacts outer shell breaks, revealing a core of highly unstable Artifactium. A deadly material alone, via various rituals, magicks, or materials one can create a immensely power artifact. After messing around with the Really Cool sword, he also finds some Really Coolium, a varation of Coolium, which is a cooler varient of Artifactium. It, too, is unstable.

However, fusing two varations of Artifactium creates an immensely powerful, albeit one use, artifact. Since the fusion is performed by the dog, the end result is the Sword Arfiact, an immensely power weapon.

Of course, ARTIFACT BLASTER and REALLY COOL SLASHER are now useless, as using the artifacts on their own is deadly to the user.

Then, the annoying dog annoys its way over to the AZ side of the battlefield, annoying many a [n] and [gs] entity. It briefly stop to bark and wag its tail at sans, before continuing its unstopablely annoying walk towards the [AZ] side and hey who changed my font.

At any rate, once the dog is there, he readys the ARFIACT SWORD, and...

and...

and...

and....

and................................

andddddd.................................................

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddd

Where is he, anyway?!

Suddenly, the chef-class imperator titan breaks in half, as a large portion of it's HP bar falls out from the dogs attack. Infused with energy from the sword, the life-bar pieces fall upon the titan, exploding in a massive explosion that deals even more damage and grounds the Imperator-class titan deep into the earth, where it is melted by immensely hot lava.

Then, the annoying dog dumps a huge number of rocks into the hole the Imperator made. Rockets fall, everybod- Wait, did i say rocks? I ment to say exploding rockets with armor-pieceing and lava survivable-enchantment. They also contain lots of depleted uranium. And uncreativity nukes. And extremely annoying Annoying Dog clones.

Meanwhile, the annoying dog notices that without the artifact and sword, he is limited in his abilty to attack! Even after absorbing the outer shells of the Cool Sword and Artifact, its not strong enough!

Now, you may have noticed that patch quilt is, rather than artifact-powered, code-based.

As you might now deduce, the Annoying Dogs true power is not the artifact, but rather, coding. Oh, and music. Therefore, the annoying dog switchs to TOBY DOG

[N] Toby Dog 100,000

Attacks the coding of an entity instead of its HP. All entitys start with a coding integrity of 100%, but as the toby dog deteriorates it, they not only take "Random" damage, but increasely worse debuffs. Only Patch Quilt or another coding-based heal can undo this

Special: Double action.

Ability: Rewrite. |||| The Toby dog rewrites the targets coding. This can either be a heal or a attack, depending upon the users faction

Ability: Patch Quilt |||: Same as with the annoying dog.

Ability: Dummied out ||||||: Toby Dog removes the target from the game by drawing them deeper and deeper into the code. As a character becomes increasingly dummied out, they often suffer an extreme version of coding deterioration, to the point that their stats begin to fade to the ether, people forget what and who they are, before finally being removed completely. This apply's a "Removed" meter that lowing to 0 can stop the process.

Ability: Musical Masterpiece: |||||||

Toby Dog nukes the enemy with his musical masterpieces that he has made over the years. It also contains a overwhelming amount of Homestuck references , such as the charge meter being in the closest color to a certain color of blue because of a convenient coincidence (see the charge meters length)

TL:DR: Changed the annoying dog into Toby Dog and nuked the titan witht he annoying dog's ability.

Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)

N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7 u

seful stuff goes here=====================

The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8

bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10

Falls [9]

Wright [7]

Gambler's Gredideir [5]

Rule Breaker [0]

Charges========

1/50

9/25

8/30

The Annoying Dog is stunned! Such sad.

I can't really tell you! The recipe eludes me.

temmie is dead!

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

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New Alchemy Project:

Picture of Richard && Picture of UZ =???

Who knows, maybe they make for a photogenic couple?

Action:

MZ: If you can't tell the difference between a one-way street and a conversation, perhaps you shouldn't have either.

I wasn't attempting to engage in psionics earlier, merely make myself heard. But If that's the way they want to twist things, then they should be aware that I am surprisingly spiteful.

Thin tendrils of mana snake out from the battlefeild to twine around each of my fingers, fading into phosphorescent crimson visibility for the final meter of their journey. The result is a small island of order, stability and thought-calming silence, a null psionics field of sorts. Neither myself nor anything within about ten yards of me will have to suffer the touch of the Hivemind while it stands. Using more threads of mana, I proceed with my plan to drag the Hivemind into a null pisonics field, and keep it there.

Entity orders:

The Wraith investigates the engie_ninja/Walker, The sole vulnerable player.

- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -

Main Roleplay Chunk:

The dreamlands are just that, a world made up of dreams, Yeah, I can talk about that for a while.

TwinBuilder Centric RP Chunk

MZ: ...

MZ: Let me know if you're interested.

Sans Centric RP Chunk

MZ: Oh.

MZ: You're ignoring me.

MZ: Can't say I don't blame you.

MZ: You're enjoying the battle far too much to speak with someone like me.

MZ: I understand.

Inventory:

Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]

Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]

Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]
Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]

Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]

Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)

Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]

Phoenix Extract [Level 4]

Dragon Coffee [Level 2]

Alchemies in Progress:

My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (9/11)

Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (4/10)

Charges:

Project Fenris 49/50 (+3 from Bomber, +3 from Cobalt, +1 from Talist): A voice whispers "Once, there was a maiden..."

Can You Spare... A Heart? 16/50: But still, temporary strength has less consequences. That's why I see Godmodders in general as...

Twoscore Mirror Gaze 16/25: ...Does anyone else notice that annoying thing? Or are those of us with seven senses getting special treatment..

Boosts:

+3 for Irecreeper

sans: enjoying?
sans: no. not enjoying.
sans: far from it.
sans: to be honest i just didn't hear you.
sans: no ears, after all.

Picture of Richard && Picture of UZ = ERROR! INDEX OUT OF BOUNDS!

Uh, that basically means the result doesn't exist. As the alchemiter can only create pre-existing items...

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

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The Hidden Rogue Hunter 34/50+1 from nulitor

Government 9/50

Hyperstorm Boss 50/50 Complete! (Waiting)

John:

Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty

???

---

"Hivemind, feel my wrath"

After transforming into a humanoid beast with, fear no anvil at his side, John cleaves at the hive-mind. A swarm of giant mutant bees come swarming at John, but he pounds the ground, unleashing a fearsome roar. The bees are frightened, and John sees his chance. Leaping into action, he grabs fear no anvil and smacks the bees into the hive one by one. He slams the hive so hard it starts to collapse in on itself. Soon the bees are trapped, and you hear a panicked pounding sound on the edge of the hive.

"Lights out you little insects" John fur turns a faint red, and increases in intensity as his fur eventually explodes into flame as he leaps straight at the hive. "There is no escape". He slams straight into the hive and sets it aflame. The panicked bees rush straight through the decaying hive as they too catch fire. "I've not had my fun yet"

The hive mind's form, while it seems almost destroyed suddenly stops burning. It starts to crystallize as a ray of ice freezes the entire hive. The few remaining bees, with small embers still burning, close in on John. He launches a series of claws at them. He returns to slowly freezing the hivemind until it is trapped inside a solid crystal of ice. He then approaches the base, and heaves the hivemind thousands of miles into the air until it shatters on the ground.

---

Alchemies:

Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1

shame there's no Hivemind.

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

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SECRET.12/50

Ante Chamber 32/50

Mace && Light Titan Essence = Phototitan Mace 5/11

Gauntlet && Darkness Titan Essence = Shadetitan Arm 5/11

Knife && Ice Titan Essence = Titanfrost Dagger 9/11

+3 Cobalt

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bumblebee should be able to fly an airplane. Its body is too small to handle the controls. The bee, of course, pilots it anyways, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. The bee tragically crashes the airplane into the Annoying Dog, causing massive damage.

8,000 damage to the Annoying Dog! Tired of seeing that copypasta.

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"That's TWICE the editor has crashed now! I'm way too sick of this... Alright, bare essentials only. Me and Verdana aren't the same guy, although we used to be. Check our descriptions. Also, I'm attacking this turn regardless of hurtness, so get ready."

Walker: Level 2, 881500 damage

+3 to battlefury13

Walker gives the Hivemind a stack of fortification.

Tragically too late to save the Hivemind!

I feel your pain. Type it out in a word document if you can. Sadly, in my case, that just lags everything out far too much.

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

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Sukard comes back to Godcraft, sets up speakers near Twitchy, and plays Chorus Mortis so loud it's basically eargorilla. While she's stunned, he grabs Ircucvci and slashes whatever targetable part of her is available.

Sukard then defects to [GS].

--Inventory--

Ircucvci (Level 10)

Aequo Animo (Level 10)

--Charges--

Skybreaker [GS]: 1/50

--Alchemies--

Whatever is used to create Ircucvci = Ircucvci (11/11) (Done)

Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Aequo Animo (11/11) (Done)

Diamond Sword && (Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence) = Balance (1/11?) (Level 10?)

The true unification of light and dark.

(Ruby Staff && Sapphire Staff = Garnet Staff) && Guide to expecting the unexpected && Mom's Eye = Foresight (1/11?) (Level 10?)

A staff of FUTURE VISION.

Diamond Sword && (Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence) = Corrupting Influence (Level 10: 1/11)

Ruby Staff && Sapphire Staff = Garnet? Staff

Garnet? Staff: Actually an Emerald Staff for some reason.

Garnet? Staff && Guide to expecting the unexpected && Mom's Eye = Foresight (Level 5: 1/6)

FUTURE VISION apparently isn't all its cracked up to be.

Twitchy died! Nevertheless, welcome back!

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from CobaltShade»

Alchemies

Brightstone > Fine = Brightsteel (5/5) - NEED DESCRIPTION

Blazing Pyrotheum Magmatic Florb > Fine = Boiling Wrath Magmatic Florb (4/6)

Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (2/?)

Tutamen Warded Jar¹ && Steel Chestplate = ??? (1/?)

¹Tutamen Warded Jar: A warded jar containing 64 Tutamen (magical aspect of armor).

Module Action

Module Descriptions

- - : Generating light level 40.

- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .

- - : 21,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.

- - : Condensing Tracking Rocket Chainsaws (1 per post, out of EMC). 9,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .

- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .

- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .

- - : 325,748/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .

- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .

- - : Being powered and operated by .

Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (28/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (16/50)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (37/50) (+3 from Generic)
+3 to Mythic

Action

I toss lamp oil, rope, bombs, dinner, spaghetti, maps, toasters, toast, toasters toasting toast and more CD-i references at the Hivemind. All of them are laced with Lamp Oil Bomb Explosives, which are 50 times more potent than TNT, and imbued with pure YouTube Poop energies. I then proceed to pitch like Billy Mays to the Hivemind, selling it Big City Sliders. What it doesn't know is that these sliders will attack the Hivemind and are completely inedible. I then summon Michael Rosen, who fires plamz at the Hivemind and slashes it with Toenails. Next, I summon Dr. Rabbit, who sends the entire Dr. Rabbit Colgate Military against the Hivemind, followed by a concentrated blast of Suicide Putty. Speaking of Suicide Putty, the essence of Billy Mays I created materializes into a physical form of Billy Mays: a tub of OxiClean which promptly transforms into a Bug Bazooka that fires trillions upon trillions of highly toxic batrachotoxin-laced explosive dead flies at the Hivemind. I then summon HoH SiS, who takes big toxic acidic dumps on the Hivemind filled with concrete cylinders, nuclear waste ice cream and Hercules Hooks. The sight of Hercules Hooks being defecated sends the Billy Mays incarnation into a massive rage, causing him to grab all the Hercules Hooks and arrange them into a giant piercing wall that he drives right through the Hivemind. I proceed to summon Sonic, who sez some really weird stuff that causes the Hivemind to implode for no reason. Michael Rosen, thinking I'm out of drive, summons Mark Sabine, Roger Stockburger and several other YouTube Poop sources popular in the Rosen Community. Mark Sabine drops marmalade laced with toxic Suicide Putty fumes and Orange Glo onto the Hivemind, causing Billy Mays to reactivate and rain down burning hot Steam Buddies onto the Hivemind. Rog then does some crazy forex stuff and summons a voirus that overtakes the Hivemind for a split second, during which it overwrites its brains with "SUS". The sheer sus summons Spingebill to the scene, who does some unspeakable stuff to the Hivemind while a random fish goes "MY EYES!!!!" I then toss more bombs at the Hivemind, causing it to explode in an overused meme.

Brighsteel: A metallic version of Brightstone, basically, this is MUCH harder to break.

Tutamen Warded Jar && Steel Chestplate = Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5: 1/6)

Such sad, so many attacks wasted on the now-dead Hivemind.

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from ninjatwist321»

Action 2/2

Shock Trooper Part A: 37/50

Shock Trooper Part B: 12/50

Snow Tank: 12/15

Xia-Li Polyslayer [Lvl.8 Assault Rifle]: 6/9

Super Prototype Medigun [Lvl.6 Medigun]: 6/7

Night Edge [Lvl.6 Axe]: 6/7

I +Assist TwinBuilder's charges.

I summon the ghost of Brutishace the Warrior, who has fallen recently to lag and a Flame Shotgun to the face... however, in life, he had managed to peak his strength and dexterity and thus maximize his attack potential. I motion to him the presence of the Haunt, and he charges towards it at with surprising speed, despite being in heavy armor. Upon reaching the Haunt, he tears into the spirit with an array of slashes and strikes with both his Crystal and Skysplitter Swords, enraged by his helm, he scores multiple brutal hits on the evil phantom.

God, I hate the Haunt.

Support: 40/100 [IIIIIIIIII]

The Haunt hates you too. 13,000 damage to the Haunt!

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from mythicZoologist»

Finished Charge: Project Fenris 50/50

MZ: Once, there was a maiden….

A truely massive pillar of ice bursts from the ground, wrapped in thin, ribbon-like chains. The shadow faintly visible beneath the surface is the only indication that it isn't pure ice the whole way through.

MZ: …whose friends left her.

I create a ring of fire around the pillar, slowly burning away it's outer layers.

The chains start to slack.

MZ: And her enemies, too.

The fire grows in intensity, revealing more of the shape within the ice. It seems to be a giant quadruped.

The chains rattle.

MZ: "I miss them, but I know why they had to go."
I begin charging a beam of fiery energy, finally, finally I get to do this.

The chains thrash, the whole pillar is shaking as the creature inside wakes.

MZ: "It’s not just or right,"

I fire the beam into the chains, warping them with heat, but not destroying them.

The flames surge up, completely covering the remains of the pillar.

MZ: "It just is."

The fire now appears to be infinite in height, yet somehow still growing.

MZ: She drew out her lover’s handkerchief, and wiped away her tears.

The flames dissolve into sparks, revealing a giant red wolf, one with distinct, glowing eyes.

MZ: "Survival is chance," she said..

A vast howl sweeps across the battlefield as the remaining restraints shatter like glass.

After all this time, he's finally free. Fenris Sun-eater, has returned.

Praise this phenomenon.

Fenris Sun-eater

Strong and highly evasive.

Skills:

Scarlet Shadow; Passive, missed attacks are automatically countered.

Crimson Heartbeat; Every two turns, Fenris is healed.

Burning Red; Every three turns, inflict damage-over-time to an enemy unit.

Ruby Mind-Eater; Every four turns, transform an enemy unit into an allied lycanthorpe.

Action:

MZ: I'm afraid you're wanted off the stage.

MZ: The gears are moving, and you're not included in what happens next.

MZ: You're really lucky you got this much time.

I throw the law book from before at the Hivemind, bombarding it with rules and systems. Also, legal textbooks are heavy.

Entity orders:

Fenris applies his mind-eater skill in a more literal way, attacking The Hivemind.

The Wraith investigates the engie_ninja/Walker, The sole vulnerable player.

- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -

Main Roleplay Chunk:

It's a sort of spiritual realm, not based on any one person's dreams, but rather in the ideal of dreams, it's actually quite the nice place. Of course, it's also where the Queens who fell when the Darkness invaded still linger, still teaching the common Invocations, still ruling their queendoms, imaginary though they might be, still fighting the Darkness, though much less organized than Alhambra's noble efforts.

Overall, I don't see them as enemies, just too philosophically different to reconcile with right now. Though I technically have to thank the Queen of Swords for Fuoco.

The only noble casters I see as true enemies are those who follow the Queen of Storms, the self-proclaimed Seraphs. Mirror's followers are merely deluded.

Inventory:

Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]

Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]

Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]
Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]

Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]

Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)

Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]

Phoenix Extract [Level 4]

Dragon Coffee [Level 2]

Alchemies in Progress:

My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (10/11)

Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (5/10)

Picture of Richard && Picture of UZ =??? (2)

Charges:

Can You Spare... A Heart? 17/50: But still, temporary strength has less consequences. That's why I see Godmodders in general as...

Twoscore Mirror Gaze 20/25 (+3 from Cobalt): ...Does anyone else notice that annoying thing? Or are those of us with seven senses getting special treatment..

Boosts:

+3 for Irecreeper

Fenris Sun-Eater summoned! It can't start with its abilities charged like that, sadly! It'll still try to do as you say, even though the Hivemind already suffered a 404 HP Not Found Error.

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from OldSithRevan»

Rise little Revan, you might miss out on the fun that's starting.

Revan groans before getting up, he tries to pretend that he didn't hear "the voice". It appears the OP scale has nerfed Revan's telepathic abilities. He could implant thoughts and concepts into entire an entire species and have less mental strain. He shrugs and decides to use Force to heal Ultra-Greed. Revan gives Isaac a thumbs up, the kid can take punishment better than most.

Charges

HK-47 18/50

Basilisk War Droid 18/42

Sith Assassin(s) 21/30

Assists

TwinBuilder, Pricey & Pit

+8,000 HP to Ultra Greed! It's not so much that you're not strong...It's just that Twitchy/UserZero are, respectively, a gestalt of psionic, err, randomness, and the Omega-Plus godmodder respectively.

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from crystalcat»

==Turn 2==

==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 15/30
Charge #4: 13/40
[SLOT RESERVED]
+3 to Bomber.

Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 11/11!
Guardmail Suit: A suit of chainmail made entirely of Guardmetal. The Guardmetal provides superlative physical attack protection and shielding from other harmful effects, even non-physical attacks. Likely provides 1 Armor.
Crystal equips the Guardmail Suit.

True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 2/11?
True Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 2/11?

NEW ALCHEMY: Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 1/11
(Description and level already given.)

==Action==
Crystal decides to buff up the Imperator, taking full advantage of the Contract from Below. He summons up the power of the four elements, channeling it through his four alternative elemental alchemies, and begins to armor the Imperator. He first fortifies its armor with obsidian drawn from the deepest depths of the earth using his Disc of Deepest Depths, shards and splinters fusing together to form an unbreakable layer of fortification. Next, he summons water and freezes it into ice using his Cup of Coldest Seas, before freezing the ice to the obsidian plates to form a second layer of armor. He then surrounds the entire Imperator in a bubble of hull-tight water, for shock absorption, before adding plates of floating ice on top of that. Next, he creates a bubble of compressed air around the water using his Wand of Greatest Heights, holding it in place, before adding a windstorm around the Imperator that should blow any attacks off course and reduce their effectiveness. Finally, he creates a barrier of fire around the windstorm using his Blade of Hottest Flame, artful flows of air ensuring that any heat is directed outward to serve as a deterrent against attack. Finally, he uses his Flowmetal Wand to stabilize and lock in all these different effects, ensuring their potency and making them last longer. He also casts extra spells of protection and shielding, mentally carving runes into the obsidian plates that form the base of the Imperator’s new protection. All of this should add up to one or perhaps two stacks of Fortification, with the boost from Contract from Below.

==Entities==
See last post.

==Responses/RP==
See last post.

You gain two stacks of Fortification, which shall last for twice as long...Meaning, the Imperator now takes 50% less damage from entities for 10 turns. 10.

UserZero marks you. Welp, now you're gonna suffer.

True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection (Level 15: 2/16)

What were you expecting with a name like that? Good news is, you're not gonna get alchemy-blocked for a reason that'll become apparent in the EoTB...One that should now be obvious.

True Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage (Level 20: 2/21)

Magic, one of the big five. Not all 'True Essences' are created equal. I'd not even bother with anything other than just 'Essence of Reality' for a potential reality alchemy.

Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 1/11

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

The L()rd looks at the Hivemind. He snaps his fingers, and an actual beehive appears inside the Hivemind. The bees get angry and start stinging it from the inside.

Except the Hivemind is kind of not there anymore.

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from Hezetor»

This body... this sensation... normally it would not be like this...
I'm about to die... how annoying... how pointless...

Being hit by "friendliness pellets" Hezetor slowly closes his eyes while his life slips away from his body. After and being clinically dead for about 5 seconds and strangely not turning and becoming white like the creatures of Minecraftia (he is not a minecraftian after all), the atoms that composed him slowly start to re-arrange themselves and return to compose his body, in about 2 seconds his body reformed as new with every single atom that composed him back to its position, as soon as the last atom has returned to his place Hezetor opens his eyes and slowly puts in order his cape.

Death is just a temporary inconvenience even when this body has been weakened...

(tl dr Hezetor respawns)

You respawn! Also, they turn red, not white. Just so you know.

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from NinjaV2403»

Post II

Y quickly constructs a large amount of Bamboo Rafts for the GS entities, causing them to become Nautical.

He then heals the Dark Star Core.

Whorp!

Y appears in front of sans once again, standing at his full length.

Y: Sans!

Y: He in no way represents us

Y: I see no need to destroy an entire faction over the words of one madman

Y: The rest of us aren't like that, are we?

Y: Am I?

Y: Sans, you told me that I might be the one good guy in a larger group of insane fanatics

Y: I've begun to question that myself

Y: Am I truly the fortress of sanity that I believe myself to be, or am i just as mad as they, just living under the delusion of being sane

Poison Staff && Spider Gland = Spider Staff!

Miner's Choice 9/10

Deadly Bloom 5/9

Shield Generator && SCP-555 && Bone

Shield Generator: An arcane device generates a domed shield around itself when supplied with magic. Shield strength and size are easily adjustable.

Stardust Monolith 5/15

The Broken Church 17/20

Rust-Cleaning Droid 2/5

00C: Why didn't you link to toe EoTB from the rest of the update?

Mostly just irritation and forgetfulness, I'll admit. I'm still allowing pre-EoTB posting, BUT I would REALLY appreciate it if the EoTB is actually IN the post before you go bonkers with it. No rule, just a courtesy, thanks.

You manage to fashion a raft for Dr. Boggle...Except, the Decayed Land is here, so that does nothing!

sans looks at you with something that could be said to be sadness. His facial expression only changes so much outside of blinking-yes, a skeleton has eyelids, don't question it.

sans: ...it can be hard to tell the difference sometimes, y.

sans: given your situation right now, i'd just focus on keeping alive.

sans: i get where you're coming from and i still kind of struggle with it.

sans: but, there's no point in dying from moping or wondering.

sans: I dont think the alternative factions are any better, to be honest.

sans: i suggest internal reform.

sans: after all, anyone can be good, given time.

sans: ...

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from Pricey12345»

Looks like that Lunabade gave me a videomail about the BFDI related stuff..

Video Mail from a half BFDI Hostess

Lunabade: As I saw you beating up some bad people. I set up a game posts ago. and we talked about the End of the Contest, each contestant gets a cake or a free dinner. Each match win gets a Win Token! I had it on my tongue some time ago I noticed that i saw Needy-*slaps* RAWR!

Needle: DON'T CALL ME NEEDY!

Lunabade: Sorry about that, I have set up the Contests that are safe or dangerous. I think the first off is... stop the Hivemind from reviving Twitchy?

/bit of RP nullpost

#constantsandvariables

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from Hezetor»

Hezetor points his index to Homully and start to use his mastery of atoms in her body with the aid of the orb of time-space manipulation, by manipulating the chemical reactions of her body by oxidizing at an incredible speed the most external layer of her body thus causing it to rust incredibly quickly.

---

+3 to FlamingToast, thanks for the heal, even if I was killed.

the Glory 50/50 hold 1/3


Spadaccino 41/50 +2 from Richard

...... 26/50

a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 8/9)


Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) (Level 8: 7/9)

Module && Mithril && Orichalcum && Adamantium = ? 1/? Mixing the various proprieties from different materials this module allows any modular equipment to gain said proprieties improving protection from both magical and physical attacks. (aka +1 or +2 armor) Can be used to make the production of said materials more easy if used on a proper factory.

Module && Mithril && Orichalcum && Adamantium = Metallica Module (Level 10: 1/11)

Sadly not related to the band of the same name.

9,000 damage to Homulily!

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from Cushionmantis»

Ornstien 44/50 Smough 44/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting 5/9

I go up to the living embodiment of the law of conservation of ninjutsu. And then I use hax to change the number of ninjas around him by adding 0ne hundred. I then proceed to slash up the spread thin entity. I also, if possible, reduce the number of ninjas back to 19.

Conservation_of_Ninjutsu takes 3 damage!

Quote from Bomber57»

Ante Up!: 15/50 ==================================================

Scourge of the Beast: 32/50 ================================================== (+2 from Crystal)

The Executioner: 50/50 =================================================== (+3 from Generic, +6 from Twin, +4 from Crystal)

+3 to Cobalt

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Bomber took a sudden, shallow breath. He froze in place, closing his eyes. With a solemn expression, Bomber replied to sans.

"You know sans... maybe you're right. Maybe it isn't just business. Not entirely."

He cleared his throat before continuing.

"I've worked hard to get where I am. I've worked even harder to get to where I want to be. Yet somehow, it forever lies outside my grasp. Surely, you've felt the same?' He let the question hang in the air for a moment. "Time and time again, I would be set back. At first, I believed it to be merely circumstance. Now I know it is more than just fate. It is a deliberate attempt to impede my progress. I realize that now."

An empty smile crept its away across Bomber's face.

"To learn that everything you have been doing is for naught... well, is discouraging to say the very least."

Bomber opened his eyes to look at sans again, returning to a more serious expression.

"I meant what I said when I have nothing personal against you, sans. I hate to repeat what others have said, but unless you stand aside, well... I wont be able to stop what he does. The contract is sealed, the deal closed, and what has been set in motion cannot be stopped."

---

Bomber saw that the Imperator was in danger and decided to assist in defending it. Standing near the foot of the Imperator, he knelt down, touching his fingertips to the ground. His gray hands gradually turned pitch black. Closing his eyes and steadying his breathing, he began to focus. Like from before when he assisted in creating the bridge over the massive ravine, Bomber's fingers began to extend into the ground like roots. Around the Imperator's feet, the ground began to crack. Suddenly, large black structures began to creep up and around it. Looking at them for too long caused a strange, adverse effect. The dripping tendrils wrapped themselves around the Imperator, covering it in an attempt to shield it. The tendrils grew sharp protrusions to further deter any attacks. They weren't wrapped too tight, but remained flexible so the Imperator could still move around. Before Bomber disjointed himself from the tendrils, he caused them to encase themselves in a dripping black substance. Like droplets of void, they hit the ground, seeming to consume all it touched. This coating hardened itself, effectively becoming armor-like. Exhausted from the effort, Bomber pulled his hands from the ground, which returned to their normal gray tone.

---

Stepping away, he pulled out The Book of Tzeentch to peruse its contents. Automatically, the book flipped itself to page 2,375. The edges of the page were stained in dried blood.

Zarod, The Beheader

A human responsible for the execution of thousands, criminal and innocent. Zarod had disdain for the guillotine, preferring to perform the execution himself. Over time, Zarod soon found pleasure in the activity, and began to execute others for the smallest offenses. Eventually, Zarod was put on trial and, in a cruel twist of fate, beheaded by a guillotine. Before burning to death, Zarod cursed them all forever, saying they will wake in the night to find their head rolling on the floor.

His sins forever stain history with blood.

When he finished reading, additional words appeared at the bottom, appearing to be a chant of some sort. Bomber spoke them:

"Y'g'uln suth n'gha alakhe hai ngmg nakhai. Y'g'uftoin nog, Zarod!"

Suddenly, the earth is cracked open. A giant battleaxe has embedded itself into the earth forcefully. A skull with a black, blood-stained executioner's hood is impaled on the end of the battleaxe's shaft. A claw burst forth from the earth. Another one emerged, reaching out to the battleaxe. Rotten flesh hangs loosely from the two arms that work to heave the rest of the body from the ground. Finally, the headless torso has emerged entirely from the accursed earth. A stench most foul emanates from the corpse. Having emerged from the earth, both arms grasp the hooded skull, forcefully yanking it from the end of the axe. The torso pushes the head into place on its neck, twisting it to ensure it is in place. Two glowing red orbs appear in the eye sockets, gazing upon the Battlefield. Zarod has risen once more to continue his dark work. He kicked the Battleaxe, forcing it out of the ground and twirling it in one hand.

Taunting the PZs, he drags his Battleaxe across the ground and beckons with his finger. A horrible, raspy voice came from Zarod's rotten throat.

"Come here."

Zarod, The Executioner [AZ] - HP: 200,000/200,000

A towering figure with rotten, blue-green flesh. His skin is tattered, most of it having decayed away to reveal the foul muscle beneath. His head is skeletal, with a black executioner's hood over it. Two glowing red eyes seem to pierce right through you. Zarod carries a massive, rusty battleaxe; one that has beheaded thousands.

Grasping Dead: ||

Using necromancy, Zarod summons forth a giant skeletal hand from the ground, which grips the target. That target is still able to attack, but is more susceptible to damage since they cannot move. The target has a greatly increased chance of taking minicrits for one turn.

Maggot Spit: ||||

Zarod spits a chunk of his own flesh at the target, dealing damage with a 50% chance to poison. Maggot Spit also spawns one pile of Infested Flesh. Every turn, each Infested Flesh spawns three Giant Maggots. Giant Maggots attack for 5,000 each.

Infested Flesh [AZ] - HP: 75,000/75,000

Giant Maggot [AZ] - HP: 40,000/40,000

Strangle: |||

Zarod grabs the target by their neck and grips them violently. They take 25,000 damage and are stunned for one turn.

Execute: ||||||

Zarod immediately kills the target, or at the very least does an obscene amount of damage.

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Souls: 2

R.N.G. && Shoddy Reroller = Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. (Level 10: 11/11)

Alchemy Complete!

The Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. allows Bomber to re-roll one of the three slots in an attempt to get the desired outcome.

Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 7/11)

The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 2/10)

Zarod summoned! He'll do as you say. +21,000 HP to the Imperator! sans tilts his head a bit, as if to see something above and behind you.

sans: i'll be honest, the whole soul absorbtion thing is a last-ditch effort by any monster.

sans: even if they keep control over the souls...well, it has a bad effect on their mind.

sans: flowey won't be able to keep stable, no amount of determination nor grit will change that.

sans: so really i'd ask you to back off, but, again...

sans: you just seem so dead-set on this.

sans: I can just tell youre familiar with that kind of thing, though.

sans: the warp, the immaterium, whatever it is...

sans: ...or was...

sans: ...so, i think you already know, but...

sans: ...uh...yeah...

sans: ...this is honestly pretty awkward.

sans: err, duck?

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from Bomber57»

Ante Up!: 18/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz I guess?)

Scourge of the Beast: 35/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz I guess?)

+3 to Cobalt

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Bomber wields The Power Cleaner once more. The mop crackled with energy, creating a large sphere of green electricity in front of it. Shouting, he swung the mop upwards, sending the orb flying high into the sky. Everyone watched as the orb flew high up, higher and higher, until it flew out of view. They stood around confused. Did he misfire?

They then heard the loud crackling return. Looking up once more, they saw the immense orb of electricity come hurtling down at Homulilly. It was too massive to dodge, striking her violently from above! The power released created a thunderous boom and left a large crater, with the Homulilly smoking at the bottom. Rogue arcs of electricity danced along the ground before disappearing entirely.

---

Paerotheum Dust && Cretrytheum Dust = ??? (1/?)

Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 8/11)

The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 3/10)

You use the Power Cleaner! 35,000 damage to Homulily!

Paerotheum Dust && Cretrytheum Dust = Elementium Dust (Level 8: 1/9) This may have been something else earlier...You could have just put that down if so.

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from Cyanogynist»

Sukard blazes it in front of Lil Chub, since he knows that Chub dislikes smoke.

Sukard then tells everyone to ignore the part where he goes to the [GS] side.

--Inventory--

Ircucvci (Level 10)

Aequo Animo (Level 10)

Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)

--Charges--

Skybreaker [AZ]: 4/50 (+2 Tazz)

--Alchemies--

Diamond Sword && (Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence) = Diversity (2/11?) (Level 10?)

The true unification of light and dark.

(Ruby Staff && Sapphire Staff = Garnet Staff) && Guide to expecting the unexpected && Mom's Eye = Staff of the Discount (2/11?) (Level 10?)

A staff of FUTURE VISION. Oh, and it has ridiculous power over steam.

As the Red Array of Death WAS lifted...10,000 damage to Lil' Chub!

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from sigmatw»

+2 TAZZ

50/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"

ALERT!!! DANGEROUS ENEMY INCOMING SOON!!!

20/20 Shroom Second Coming

10/10 Medics

Inventory:

Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)

Gate 1: Indestructible

Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield)

Energy Shield: HP 50,000 (Regens 10,000 HP Per Turn, Only blocks attacks at control panel if it has more than 1 HP, HP can not be lowered past 1)

Special Ability: Can summon minor entities using charge points

Gains 1 Charge per turn

Entity charge limit is 5

When Control panel is destroyed control of the Entity goes to the destroyer.

Hint:When more Gates are unlocked the power of the gates increase.

Lets bring the revenge TRAIN!

I Present youuuuu DR BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

AKA:DR Ballance

DR BOOM! (Neutral Boss)

HP:200,000

Attacks: (Use a die to determine 1-10 attacks, To determine what attacks Dr Boom Uses roll a die 1-6)

1. Let the Fun begin!: Summons 10 Boom Bots!

2. BOOM BOOM BOOM: Does 5k damage to 2-4 random enemies.

3. Remote detonation!: Remotely activate up to 5-10 BoomBots to self destruct, If their are no Boom Bots, give 1 charge to the Final CountBomb

4. Medkit here: Heal self for 50k

5. Mad Laugh: Gives a 10% Damage Buff to self that lasts till death

6. Superior Goblin Engineering: Applies a debuff on all enemies that reduced damage by 10%, lasts for 2 turns

Specials:

Legendary Boss: Immune to AOE and DoT(Damage over time) damage

Bomb Master: Immune to damage from Boom Bots

Protectorate: While this boss is alive, Gates are immune to damage.

Ultimate:

THE FINAL COUNTBOMB!: Charges 0/5

Description: When the charge reached 5, REALY BAD THINGS HAPPEN, I DUN KNOW WHAT, BUT TRUST ME BAAAAAADDDDD THINGS!!!!!

BoomBots:

HP:500

Attack: Kamikaze: The boom bot crashes on the enemy dealing damage equal to its HP x the number of boom bots attacking the same enemy

ex: Is 4 BoomBots attack a enemy, 4 boombots will get individually, their attack boosted to 2000 for that attack, because 500HP x 4 gives a 2000 attack.

Special: Self destruct: The boombot explodes, dealing 1000 damage to all enemies, only activated by Dr Boom attack NO:3

THE NEXT GATE IS COMING SOON

Dr. Boom and his Boombots summoned! You need at least 100 posts of charge to get at a REAL boss, so that thing is getting nerfed to the nines! Namely, he will only attack twice per turn (though at least its guarenteed to be twice)!

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW»

/null

I submit for consideration Super Bowl 50 1st quarter for the worst officiated quarter in Super Bowl history.

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

#nosleepforvengance

...Interesting.

Quote from Sp33d0n»

l post here and pretend you did do an update.

/null

...
Everything okay?

I-I'm fine.

Feeling lonely?

Only a little. I wish I had someone to talk to that wasn't you

Works for me. I'll get back to what I was doing.

I look back to... Hey, me, are you playing LA Noire?

We bought it yesterday, so yes.

How are you even doing that? You're trapped in a MINECRAFT server.

A mix of magic, brute force and ignorance.

OK then. I get back to that.

Thanks for letting me get back to it. Next time you have a stupid question, could you keep it to yourself?

I'm here, and I have a job to do. Richard, you're going DOWN!

Speed finally draws his sword, and opens his Swordsmanship Knowledge Banks (A Permanent Record of EVERY sword technique he has ever seen), and uses the skill Climhazard on Chef-Class Imperator Titan or something. He has next turn plotted out, he's going to charge his blade with water, to shatter Imperator Titan's armour.

Action Summary

Speed uses Climhazard on the AZ boss. The chef Titan person.

Special Attacks:

Gauss Rifle: On the suggestion of somebody more experienced than me, I'm dropping Gauss Rifle to 20 turns. Two charges from The Game Master. I still know that the Spam Filter is designed to mess with new users playing this game. 8/20

Three charges to Talist, because I completely forgot I could do this.

/nulled, so irrelevant! You could use this next update. A quick one: You CAN use attacks that failed because of a 404 Target Not Found error.

I'll also say that, if nothing else, it's a Minecraft server with just FAR to much foresight into it. It has something for EVERY conceivable object in existence, including a megalegion of iaofyuauyuyoa compacted into a cubisphere! I don't even know what that IS! So do not feel restrained remotely. Fight with all of your power!

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from Crusher48»

50/50 Hyperstorm (holding on charges)

40/50 XCOM Base (+1 EXOS, +5 buddies, +2 tazzwarp)

8/50 Nexar Spawner

Hey! sans! If you stop attacking us, I can provide you with extra defenses!

I deploy an Evasion Booster that gives sans +10% to dodge chance. Unfortunately, it is a GS entity with only 1000 HP, meaning that unless sans stops attacking the GS team, he blows it up and loses the evasion bonus.

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882. He doesn't have to worry, as all summons for the turn are delayed for the team under attack by him! That being said, UserZero brainwashes it to her side, buffing Homulily's evasion with it!

Quote from insert_generic_username»

I really don't think that'll work, what with A. being an instant summon, B. being simultaneously incredibly weak, incredibly pointless, and too strong of an effect, and C. not being particularly creative.

/null

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

#[REDACTED]

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1/2
| Charges |


Ootay~ 8/50 (+2 from Tazz)

Old Spice. 50/50 (+1 from Tazz, +1 from Redstone, +1 from Tazz a second time) DONE
Sun-dered. 16/40 (+2 from Tazz)

| Alchemy |

! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 11/11) STILL DONE.

Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level 10 - 6/11)

STILL New!! Cigarette Lighter || Infinite Improbability Drive Unstable Portal && Essence of a Chaos Rager && Underworld Jadeblade Shards = ?? (Level ?? - 2/??

1+ to Ire 1+ to Twin 1+ to MeGa

| Inventory |
~
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)

The Chain Warden (Level 9)

Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)

Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)i
Source of Confusion (Level 10)

| Action |

~Toast activates OldSpice.exe!

MKAY. So this would be a levelling system but right I'm just going to chill.

~Toast unactivates OldSpice.exe

Source of Confusion: I thought I already described this? Wait, I didn't?...Lives up to the title, then. This confuses people. It's confusing. Not to be confused with the Orb of Confusion.

Cigarette Lighter || Infinite Improbability Drive Unstable Portal && Essence of a Chaos Rager && Underworld Jadeblade Shards = Crawling Chaos (Level -1: 1/-1)

Generally, Infinite Improbability Drives are too strong to make alchemies with. That's just begging for trouble.

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

You gain a leveling system! Uh, tell me what it does please. You can't 'deactivate it' bar ditching the whole 50 post charge!

Quote from engie_ninja»

Walker: Level 2, 881500 damage

+3 to battlefury13

Smite: 14/33 (+6 from battlefury13, +3 from UserZero +2 from consumerofall, +2 from Super Bowl)

Walker shrugs and begins gathering up the gifts from the remains of the Christmas Tree. He decides to take one to a safe distance from the other PZs in case it turns out to be bad, and then opens it.

"To be quite honest, the only real reason I can see why one might identify me as Verdana would be if he were... present in my mindscape? ...Oh dear... Judging from what happened in that debacle over in the future with the other two men of similar opposites, I don't like what this could mean for me. At all. Although, I'll just make this clear: however bad Verdana taking over would be for me, it'd be worse for nearly everyone else here."

"Especially with a non-conventional Shatter..."

It's a bomb!...The fuse isn't lit. This is a one-time use that will cause 20,000 damage burst! Use it well.

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW»

What's probably going to happen is that following his post, sans does 1000 damage to all GS entities, killing that before it does anything.

/null

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Welp. Apparently not.

Quote from teag2»

I arrive on my Minecraft Forums account I haven't used for like 2 or 3 years.

(AZ)teag2 HP:20/20

I start immediately with a charge.

+1 Ire, Toast, Twin

Welcome, Teag! You don't have to be vulnerable (without an awesome Leveling system to keep you awesome), so you're invulnerable until you get one and use it-assuming you DO want to.

...Uh, what charge?

Quote from Crusher48»

50/50 Hyperstorm (all charges available last-minute preparations (OOC: I need to mess around with the stats))

41/50 XCOM Base

9/50 Nexar Spawner

EXOS decides to hold the Hyperstorm boss arrival until we can finish negotiating with sans (since it has a low base health score and relies on special abilities for defense, sans' unavoidable insane damage would screw it over very quickly.

"hey! sans! we are not here to kill you! all we want is for both richard and userzero to die. if you stop attacking us, we will not only not attack you, but will in fact aid you, because if you die richard becomes more powerful. as a peace offering, i give you a potion of speed."

I give sans a speed potion that boosts his evasion so that he stays alive longer. I then figure on him potentially coming back, and summon Bruce Banner to defend our side of the field by threatening to turn into the hulk and beat down anyone who still insists on attacking the GS team.

Bruce Banner [GS]: 5000/5000 HP. Transforms into The Hulk if destroyed. No other attacks. Breakthrough: |||

Breakthrough: Creates some sort of alchemy, then has Bruce leave the field

The Hulk [GS/H]: 50000/50000 HP. Damage increases based on damage taken. Only attacks enemies that attack it.

Note: This summon's power is made up for by the fact that only an idiot would attack Bruce Banner. It would probably be pointless for another team to mind-control.

sans: look, may i say something?
sans: you hate richard, for whatever reason.
sans: attacking richard? ok, given what's going on it's reasonable.
sans: however, you take it to an extreme that's basically self-defeating. what afterwards?
sans: he is right; it would take herculean effort to kill her for good without an omega contesting her.
sans: i hope you didn't really just rush into this without a way to deal with her afterwards...i know she's not the type to just give up.
sans: plus, you did name yourselves godslayers, and im apparently a 'god.'
sans: why should i trust you with even the nonexistent skin on my bones?
sans: i might actually join you if you give me a good reason why I should even consider honestly giving any of three bad-to-the-bone factions any sort of help.

UserZero relishes the chance to take another Entity and does so immediately! She enrages Bruce Banner, then mind-controlls the Hulk before buffing him up! Hulk summoned!

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

Quote from insert_generic_username»

Wow, such instant much mind control, clearly you can afford to keep doing this forever without anything protecting your side.

/null

#[REDACTED]

sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.

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EXOS +1s all GS Players!

Richard immediately blows past the bonewall, smashing his Banhammer RIGHT into it! All the bones and the actual barrier behind it shatter like glass, and UserZero howls in agony, the defeat of the Gatekeeper and the subsequent destruction of her barrier having dealt 2 damage! sans is ABOUT to do something when UserZero suddenly appears behind the detonator, the plunger shoved firmly down.

UserZero: in advance, i warned you.

UserZero: just take a good long whiff of that.

UserZero: take a whiff...and remember.

UserZero: no such thing as just one person's fault.

You all sniff the air. A good portion of you smell, oddly enough, smoke, despite a distinct lack of it. However, not all of you. Others do not smell anything.

Godmodder477: ...No, it would have gone off already, wouldn't it have?

Godmodder477: It isn't affecting...Anywhere on this server...

Godmodder477: ...Nowhere on Minecraftia at all actually...

Godmodder477: No way she could hide that-not even her! A Dragon charge is just too powerful for that...

Godmodder477: ...Wait what's that?

Some of you feel shaking. Yet more do not, in fact, feel shaking. The odd situation is kind of stark...

...and it dawns on all of you that none of you are actually shaking.

...Well, on the server, anyways.

Godmodder477: ohmyohnoohdear

Godmodder477: HERA!!

Godmodder477: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!

UserZero: Tuba Boy...I don't even KNOW what I just did, really!

UserZero: It's kind of corny, but I think that it REALLY drives a message home that I've been vaguely hinting at the whole time!

...Those playing the game of Minecraft, rather than say, living it, slowly leave your computer screens, realizing exactly what is happening. You have no time to comfort, console, ask, explain, anything. You hear a noise, down below, no matter what or where you are, and though you know exactly what is coming, your curiosity somehow gets the better of you, if only because you know there's no cheating this one.

You look down.

You greet a pillar of fire, which rushes to embrace any and every living thing upon U2. A living planet, teeming with life and one of the safest planets in the world of Fiction...Obliterated in an instant.

Sadly, none of you prove invulnerable to it-even if you were naturally ultra-powerful, and indeed, I doubt even an Agent would have survived that blast. And that's all I really know, but from the sound of things...I believe...

...I believe U2-Earth, that is-I believe that was obliterated. UserZero rigged a bomb to the center of Earth.

It's doubtful she committed suicide, nor killed Richard himself-The Veil would have shielded them both based upon, well, previous information. Other godmodders have likely taken a similar route in surviving...But the rest?

Gone in an instant.

UserZero: Vague threats only get you so far, you know?

For those of you who weren't on U2, you see a grim sight-any comrade living in that world has utterly frozen in place. Not dead, but comatose. The exception is Richard and UserZero-the veils probably stopped that.

You realize, quite suddenly, that was half of the players, screwed.

...Then, suddenly, a message in chat: "$HaveARottenDay$ has joined the server."

$HaveARottenDay$: User$0.00!

$HaveARottenDay$: You saw that right?

UserZero: Yes. Yes I did. Kind of hard NOT to.

UserZero's typical demeanor had vanished completely-in its place was the facade (or reverse-facade) of a competent businesswoman reacting to bad news, stern and calm. sans is so stupidly shocked by this one he can't even bring himself to attack.

UserZero: Can't salvage a planet that's been hit by a Dragon Charge...

UserZero: ...The Avatar effect kicked in, right?

$HaveARottenDay$: Yes, User$0.00. We're currently in the trasnfer stage.

UserZero: Good. Now...

$HaveARottenDay$: User$0.00, I traced the signal that blew up the charge back to here.

$HaveARottenDay$: I presume this has something to do with a battle?

UserZero: Godmodder477 did it.

Godmodder477: WHAT?!

UserZero: It was one of his Dragon Charges. Threats were made. He knocked me back onto the plunger detonator, and, well, it blew.

UserZero: Got some punks he tricked into helping him as well, trying to rank up to take Omega Plus as his endgoal.

Godmodder477: Wait a minute, I haven't...Wait.

Richard suddenly starts checking his pockets frantically, not pulling anything out but counting with only his lips, until a grim look came over his face. UserZero's own, too, had a rather stern look, staring right at him and you all like you had done something immeasurably stupid.

Godmodder477: ...OK, look, this is SO not what it looks like!

Godmodder477: She gave a convenient recounting of events out of context! She-

$HaveARottenDay$: I doubt that, $4.77. Reports on you have shown you as pretty much one of the most ruthless godmodders ever, and one of the most desperate to become Omega Plus.

$HaveARottenDay$: But to think you'd go this far...That's a bet too big to swallow, even for the likes of you.

UserZero: Don't doubt it. He was always BEGGING to be known for his idol, Psi...Wanted to match up to his expectations of his power.

UserZero: Blowing up a planet seems like a good place to start, I think.

UserZero: But honestly, not concerned about the whys right now.

UserZero: Just get everyone set up for their, er, new lives.

UserZero: Don't get too close to where Yggdrasil is, rotten; Dark Carnival's set up shop, Anti-Godmodders are in excess, and I have an outrageous amount of server defenses for most spaces within 5,000 blocks of Yggdrasil, and haven't whitelisted you yet.

$HaveARottenDay$: Right!

With that, as if on-cue, a flood of 'Player has joined the server' messages cropped up, without much warning. Equally sudden, the formerly-unconscious players suddenly jolted to awareness again, surprising everyone. Weren't they dead?

It was as if nothing happened except a bad daydream. A pillar of fire rushing out from the floor to kill you? Psh. You're back where you started, with only a few minor alterations to the scene.

Then, you notice the inconsistencies. No keyboard in front of you; Your hands are cubical; you're not sitting in a chair...The reality of the situation quickly grasps you-it appears you've cheated death, but you're now a Minecraftian. Meaning, for those who had any remote illusion about this being just a game, it was thrown under a bus. No, it was real. You could feel the sun on your back. For a few of you who would otherwise be physically disabled, its as if you never were in the first place-oh, the irony. Uh, maybe-irony? I don't even know what the definition is. Point is, you are now PERSONALLY fighting in the most intense session of Minecraft ever (or second/third most).

No-one and nothing dares to speak, not even the likes of Flowey or the more psychotic entities; the impact and gravity of the situation had shut them up. Noise died-even SCP-882 dared to klink away.

Then, the chat lights up.

$HaveARottenDay$: OK, everyone! Hello! Hi! I'm Rotten-you can call me that for short. Or Warioman, I've been called that too.

$HaveARottenDay$: $ to Donuts you have questions-

Then, the chat explodes, everyone asking, cursing, shouting, moaning, wondering, questioning, languishing in anguish, hate, woe, panic, unceasing, all of it. Finally, it stopped with a single message: "#UserZero has whitelisted chat. Only voiced members or admins can speak." Then, following that, "#UserZero has given $HaveARottenDay$ voice."

+$HaveARottenDay$: Thank you, UserZero! She's the head admin.

+$HaveARottenDay$: Now...Uh, so let's get right down to it.

+$HaveARottenDay$: I'll get some others who know about what's going on voiced so they can answer your questions individually-but first, this.

+$HaveARottenDay$: Now, what happened is-for almost all of you, if not literally all of you-well, the Earth exploded.

+$HaveARottenDay$: You died. But you're not DEAD dead yet.

+$HaveARottenDay$: Look around, blink, flex, breathe-you are alive, as are others!

+$HaveARottenDay$: This, this is what we call the Avatar effect.

+$HaveARottenDay$: Basically, you are now your avatars. EVeryone had a minecraft account and basically considered this their favorite game-kind of weird, but don't question it too much, you're alive!

+$HaveARottenDay$: Not everyone's come to the magical world of Minecraft-other worlds exist, and they may have gone there instead. Wherever there's a suitably-insertable protagonist of some sort, an Avatar effect can occur.

+$HaveARottenDay$: There's a lot of other stuff to talk about, but, well, Minecraft standard, daylights rising and there's no shelter...

+$HaveARottenDay$: I understand that this is a lot to take in! But just try to absorb it all piece-by-piece! There's a lot I haven't said, so ask away when you get the chance, and I'll help however possible.

+$HaveARottenDay$: User$0.00, anything you want to add?

A pause.

#UserZero: Admins and Voices are designated by hashtags and pluses, respectively. if that's the first character in your name that'll be replaced with % to prevent confusion.

#UserZero: You can get a senes of where you are just by thinking about coordinates; with that said, use this to not go anywhere near 5,000 blocks of the big tree you can JUST see in the distance. Bad fight going on.

#UserZero: Anyone saying they belong to a group called the 'Anti-Zero' or the 'Gottestöter' are to be avoided. Double if it's a guy called Godmodder_ _ _, with the 3 dashes representing a number each.

#UserZero: I'd say why, but that's a long story, and you need to focus on other things right now. Server's dangerous.

#UserZero: And...Welcome to the Zeroth Server.

#UserZero: If you see the sun getting brighter over there...Well, you're not imagining anything.

#UserZero stopped whitelisting the server. Anyone can speak now.

As Richard VERY quickly sets up a private chat memo with which you can talk without the bombardment of messages going on right now in the main chat, you realize that, indeed, the sun is getting brighter. Much brighter...No, wait, it isn't. It's actually...Moving. Moving towards your location, specifically.

Dread washes over you, a waterfall of woe and implications suddenly crashing down upon your bodies. The sun is artificial, the sun is radiating creative energies enough to incinerate the common mob from the same distance as an actual sun, and the sun is now physically approaching your location, getting brighter than before, larger. It sailed across the sky at a speed that made it all too fast, yet all too slow, the worst combination of a doom you couldn't avoid and a doom that couldn't come all too fast enough.

You then remind yourselves, wait, why would that be your doom? Given the implications of what that is, why would he kill you again?

The massive artificial Sun-which turns out to not be nearly as massive as you thought, merely very bright-stops on the outskirts of the field, errant attacks bouncing off of its shield or evaporating upon it, none penetrating. A pure divinium construct, armed with enough weapons to rival the works of the Unconquered Sun (Exalted reference). Such was the infinite light of creation pouring out of it, that even dimmed to prevent blindness, you couldn't make out a real shape from it, but at the same time, a figure within-a black outline to contrast the white-stepped out from the center, sharply defined.

Notch: Godmodder477.

The Temple of Mojang, the Hall of the Gods, the Forge of the World, Notch's eye. Many names for the powerful 'sun' that currently shines upon you and graces you with its presence-restrained though it may be, to not incincerate your entities with the power of creativity so raw and uncontained. Given the 'sun's nature, the figure outlined in black, standing within its barrier, wearing trenchcoat and hat, was obvious without even properly seeing him. Naturally, the figure was the speaker, Notch himself.

Godmodder477: Markus...

Notch: Don't use my first name!

Notch: You lost that privilege long ago, when you ransacked my server and declared you'd be the new Psi!

Notch: To say nothing of all of THIS, however you got wrapped up in it!

Godmodder477: OK, look, Notch, I was framed! Do you REALLY think I'd just blow up the earth, or even be dumb enough to have a Dragon charge lying there?

Notch: No, completely unbelievable. That's too lazy on your part and I know it...

Notch: At the same time, though, her story matches up with events, and I have been on here longer than she has.

Notch: And of course, you're both godmodders-and given Psi's track record, I wouldn't doubt you both having hidden agendas.

Godmodder477: ...

Notch: ...

Godmodder477: Psi hasn't-

Notch: I KNOW Psi hasn't been one for lying! You obsessed over him, I swear, I don't want to hear much more of it! I know you were there, 477! I know!

Notch: I personally don't believe power makes you evil-but Psi had lost his rocker, for all the good he did, and most was probably just because his subordinates peeved him off!

Notch: I can't possibly understand why you look up to that guy, especially since the guy you saw explicitly called himself The First Evil of God!

Godmodder477: I don't have to explain my reasons behind it!

Godmodder477: Look, Notch, UserZero is doing...SOMETHING in Yggdrasil right now, OK! Something stupidly vague!

Notch: I know she's in Yggdrasil! I just don't know what she's doing!

Notch: But that's not my point right now!

Notch: 477, I'm keeping my eyes on you for now...

Notch: ...If you turn out to be responsible for this, 477...

Notch: ...This isn't what I had intended my life's work to be, it just isn't!

Notch: So, if she's being truthful, if you're at fault...Well, we'll finish that duel where we left off.

Godmodder477: While I'm fighting her?!

Notch: YES! While you're fighting her! Because if she's right, then you need to pay, the HARD way.

#UserZero: sup

#UserZero: so, uh, don't wanna cut in on this hot drama stuff goin' on, but...

#UserZero: hey notch, wanna mod?

#UserZero opped Notch.

#UserZero: pretty sure everyone wants the creator of minecraft able and willing to answer questions and such, and i'm pretty sure you were gonna do that anyways.

#UserZero: after all, this is your server. just messed around with it is all.

#UserZero: fellow ops include the other omegas and whoever you think is worthy of it.

#Notch: ...Thanks?

The conversation awkwardly pauses and kind of ends itself there.

The battlefield's situation was suddenly a much different one, but no-one looked more pretrubed than sans. Perhaps one of the most likely to speak was stunned to slience. The idea that UserZero quite literally blew up a world AGAIN (and yes, if you were paying attention you'd know this isn't the first time she's blown up a planet) has severely stricken sans in a way most things can't. his grin fades, and he has to sit down. Briefly. He's not attacking this round-still dodging though, but definitely not attacking.

sans: ...what did i just witness?

sans: ...why?

sans: ...why?

sans: ...can, can i get a minute?

sans: of course not no i wont get a minute sans

sans: ...but...

sans: ...

sans: ...

sans: ...all over again, didnt it?

sans: ...remember why youre here, sans. why you're doing this.

sans: those people over there are in a mental trap.

sans: you must not be in that mental trap sans.

sans: you have to find that reason, you have to think of the way you can make things even slightly better...

sans: ...

sans: ...i have to...

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Terrain: Decayed Land. Chance for non-AZ entities to get infected. All killed entities respawn as AZ Tombstones. II

Weather: N/A

[???] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 7/12. Discard Pile: Empress, 2 of Spades, Joker, Death. YES, you can draw this now, as a Focused action. Discarded cards are gone for good!

[H] Horde of Flowey Expies: 48,000/190,000 HP. Ignores all attack/defense debuffs on themselves and all attack/defense buffs on targets!

[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 40,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII

[N] Annoying Dog: 91,000/180,000 HP. Patch Quilt: III Artifact Blaster: IIIII Extremely Cool Slasher: IIIIIII ARFIFACT GONER: IIIIIIIIIIII Stunned!

[N] Gifts: 3/6.

[N] The Nightmare: 9/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 7,000) Nightmare Crystal: 5,000/5,000 HP x1.

[N] Dr. Boom: 200,000/200,000 HP. Double-Action! THE FINAL COUNTBOMB: IIIII

[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.

[GS] Dark Bowser: 0/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Strength: III Regen (2,000): III Resistance: III

[GS] Dark Star Core: 30,000/60,000 HP. Tentacles: 6,000/6,000 HP x3. Bodyguarding the Core! Glasses: 9,600/9,600 x2. 2 random Tentacles have 100% dodge chance while either is alive (doesn't stack!) Double-target. I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII IS NOW VULNERABLE. HIT IT VERY HARD.

[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 15/20 HP x2. Real Man: III

[GS-PL] Dr.Omnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle: 15/20 HP x2. PhD in EVERYTHING: III

[GS-PL] -STRIKE THE EARTH-: 15/20 HP x2. FOR SHOVELRY: III

[GS] SCP-882: 30,000/120,000 HP. Inflicts Call of MEKHANE instead of attacking.

[GS] John: 15/15 HP. Current forme: Beast. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster. HP. Beast Mode: 10% Minicrit Chance, 75% Minicrit Chain chance.

AZ Damage: 60,000/150,000

PZ Damage: 55,000/150,000

H Damage: 16,000/50,000

[AZ] Lunablade: 180,000/250,000 HP + 5,000 HP Regeneration + 30,000 HP Regeneration III. 2/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Cannot attack; can only heal. Enraged! Levitator Enforcer: IIII Heal Bunny: IIIII Healing Roar: IIIIIIII ULTIMATE, Blessing of the Heal Master: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

[AZ] Wraith: 110,000/100,000 HP. (-10,000 overheal HP per turn) Super Evasive (40%). Cannot attack; Can Scan to gather information about any entity.

[AZ] Ultra Greed: 53,000/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, takes 1/4 damage. Bank: 54/150 Pennies.

[AZ] Cuarc: 4/4 HP. 470% Position Uncertainty, 530% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 2/3 (PZ-PZ).

[AZ] Leicteron: 4/4 HP. 470% Position Uncertainty, 530% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 0/3. Primed Matter: 0/3.

[AZ] Asterism: 84,000/200,000 HP. Flips between Sight and Sound mode. Mode: Sight. Spectra: II (Sight) Sinewave: II (Sound): Monochrome: III (Sight) Tone Deaf: III (Sound). The Vox: IIIIII

[AZ] Dialga: 200,000/200,000 HP. Primal Reverts at 50% HP! Roar of Time: III

[AZ] Entire Cast of Battle for Dream Island:

Master Recovery Center: 50,000/50,000 HP. Queue: _ _ _ _ _

Leafy: 10,000/10,000 HP. Hang Glider: III

Firey: HP: 10,000/10,000. Gives Match a 40% attack bonus on every turn they are both alive, however, gives Coiny a 20% attack nerf on every turn they are both alive.

Match: HP: 8,000/8,000. Gets a 40% attack bonus from Firey on every turn they are both alive. Gives Pencil a 20% damage reduction on every turn they are both alive.

Pencil: HP: 10,000/10,000. Friendship!: IIII

Flower: HP: 10,000/10,000. Cannot Miss, but can't have any defense buffs.

Blocky: HP: 6,000/6,000. Gives both Pin and Pen a 30% attack buff on every turn that Blocky and Pin/Pen/both are alive and active.

Pin: HP: 6,000/6,000. Gets a 30% attack buff from Blocky every turn they are both alive, but Bubble takes 1,000 damage on every turn they are both alive.

Pen: HP: 10,000/10,000. Gets a 30% attack buff from Blocky every turn they are both alive, and gives every BFDI cast member that's alive a 10% dodge chance.

Bubble: HP: 4,000/4,000. Takes 1,000 damage from Pin every turn they are both alive.

Coiny: HP: 10,000/10,000. Gets a 20% attack nerf from Fiery every turn they are both alive, but is always placed first in the Recovery Queue.

Needle: HP: 10,000/10,000

Woody: HP: 5,000/5,000. Stupidly Inaacurate (95%)

Golf Ball: HP: 6,000/6,000. Gives a 5% attack buff to every BFDI cast member except Teardrop.

Ice Cube: HP: 1,000/1,000. Has a 75% dodge rate. Can I Join Your Alliance?: IIII

Spongy: HP: 50,000/50,000. Can act as a meatshield for two AZ entities.

Eraser: HP: 10,000/10,000. Cannot be damaged for more than 5,000 damage in a turn, but has a 50% chance to miss.

Teardrop: HP: 6,000/6,000. Does not receive an attack buff from Golf Ball and cannot be given specific commands.

David: HP: 10,000/10,000. AW, SERIOUSLY?: IIIIIII
Rocky: HP: 10,000/10,000. Barf Bomb: IIIII

Snowball: 10,000/10,000.

Tennis Ball: 10,000/10,000. Gives a 5% damage reduction buff to every BFDI cast member while alive.

[AZ] Maurice Altara, The Man Who Is Obsessed with Cheese: 200,000/200,000 HP.

[AZ] Fenris Sun-Eater: 180,000/180,000 HP. Very Evasive (30%). Counters all missed attacks.

[AZ] Zarod: 200,000/200,000 HP. Grasping Dead: II Maggot Spit: IIII Strangle: III Execute: IIIIIII

[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. 1 Armor. Super-Evasive (40%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII).

[AZ] Talist: 15/20 HP. Mood: N/A (1/3 Mind.). Tokens: (5, 2, 5)

[AZ] crystalcat: 15/20 HP. Ante Matter: 53,000/100,000. Depression: I

[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan: 302,000/390,000 HP. Void Shields: 40,000/100,000 HP +20,000 HP per turn (can be penetrated). Penetrative, Airborn. Doubled Buff Duration (for new buffs! Snowflake shield is nada!)! Plasma Annihilator: IIII IRON CHEF: IIIIII. Fortification (50%): IIIIIIIIII

[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Good Eats: IIII

[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Attack increases every turn. (ATK Increase: 17,500)

[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Guest Star: III

[PZ] Lil' Chub: 160,000/170,000 HP. Add-Ons: 8,000/8,000 HP x2. Add +2,000 ATK power each. Guarded by the Red Array of Death!

[PZ] The Haunt: 38,000/140,000 HP. Marked!

[PZ] Adventure Fredbear: 94,000/125,000 HP. Pixelated! 30% chance to Pixelate (+50% from Corruption), becoming impossible to interact with! Regen Song: III Mega Bite: IIIII Mimic Ball: IIIIII Adventure of '87: IIIIIIIII. Corruption: I

[PZ] The World's Best Minecraft Player: 20/20 HP. Extremely adept at dodging! Penetrating!

[PZ] Verdana: 15/15 HP. Lives: 3. Element: Fire. Mystery Charge: IIIII Will attack next turn!

[PZ] Homulilly: 163,000/220,000 HP, Despair: III, Funeral: III, Endless Walk: IIIII, Field: IIIIII, End: IIIIIIII

[PZ] The Hulk: 240,000/240,000 HP. Evasive (20%). 5% chance to attack teammates.

[PZ] Roughly Twenty Nineteen Ninjas: 5,000/5,000 (X19) (75% dodge chance, unless targeted with AoE attacks - targeting multiple ninjas with single-target attacks does not count)

[PZ] General Tor's Mechsuit: 150,000/150,000 HP. Energy Ball: III Background Barrage: IIII

[PZ-PL] Conservation_of_Ninjutsu: 17/20 HP. High attack, low defense. Evasive (20%) Minicrit chance (5%). Gains buffs to attack and defense as the above entity loses members! Lost members = 1/20. Smoke Bombs: III

[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 18/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.

[PZ] Tombstones: 29,000/30,000 HP x11; 14,000/30,000 HP x1.

[PZ] Disembodied Heart: 129,000/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies!

[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 28/50 HP.

[GM] UserZero: 117/150 HP.

[N-Γ] sans: 5/5 HP. Aggrivatingly Evasive (135%). Current Target: N/A Current Pattern: N/A

Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000.

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The Armory (in the spoilers)

n progress/finished=======

Template: Helmet && bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE aRMOR?!?!?! = Battlefurys temmie helmet 8/11 Level 10

Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 8/11 Level 10

Brute-Force Hacking Computer && DDoS Botnet = Destroyer of Firewalls 5/9

I can't really tell you! The recipe eludes me.

RP

Well then.
Also, seriously, who spammed the chat? It's awfully hard to speak, and i'm assuming that Voice Chat is something that has to be earned. Again, assuming. If i cannot access or there is no way of chatting for the [PZ] that can be easily gotten, i communicate by placing signs- Nevermind, the chat is unwhitelisted
At any rate, i would like to place a bounty of 200 trillion on Godmodder___, alive or dead¹. Any of his "AZ" criminal lackeys will have a personal reward of two trillion and a 3-plus. We must put those insane criminals to justice before they do more damage then they already have. Note that proof of cessation of existence is needed. Failure to provide said evidence will result in execution unless opposed by a local operator/admin. Killing any allied godmodder to him is worth 10 trillion per rank. Previous offenses against [PZ] forces will be taken from your payment. I will now proceed to ignore the fact that i have committed such offenses and destroy any records of said damages.

Oh, wow. You plundered mojangs server and expected to get away with it? Ha! Ha!

...Seriously, thats stupid and you know it.

Hmm? The battlefield is unchanged? Odd.

Let's get deadly, shall we?

¹ Battlefury Bounty Co. will not cover personal damages.



Attack: Read the charged heal and see the end.

Adventure Fredbear: Block all attacks aim at the annoying dog

Annoy dog: USE YOUR ULTIMATE WHILE YOU STILL LIVE.

==== Charged heal: 3/3 15/15 (6+ from engie)10/10

Combining the power of those, i seek out the mystical factory of the Healing Orange. Rumor has it that it was once to be used to heal a gatekeepers friend, but failed, for the friend was dead. Being [PZ], i simply ask the owner for it's location. Boom. Search Over. Once i have extracted the healing orange from the factory, i present it to the Dog. His wounds regenerate... But not enough.

Over time, Science March's On, and so does the color of the Healing Color's. Indeed, a great many new Healing Colors are invented. The Annoy Dog is put in a machine where he can see the healing colors of the rainbow. He is in a massive fortified lab, designed to take a massive assault from even a godmodder and survive. At the center, the dog rests in a large area, designed to allow him to live normally while enjoying the healing colors. Over time, more colors are added. Finally, all the colors of the rainbow are created. Then, finally, they are fused and used to create first a rainbow healing beam, which then condenses into a white beam, which not only has immense healing property's, but is immensely powerful when used on any white object. Which the dog is.oops.

The resulting beam heals the dog so much, he is empowered. His soul breaks free, no longer afraid of death, having achieved ultimate enlightenment. He knows that he must do. And now, his soul, his mind, and body are all heal, repaired, fix, and cleared, ready for one final action.

This of course only occurs if possible. if not, i just shrug and toss the charges at UserZero. if thats not possible and she cannot accept charges, which i think is the case, i accept the refund.

Assuming success:

==Actual Action==
Richard, of course, notices the lab, and decides to storm it. But alas. It is too late. The Dog is already healed. Still, in vain, he decides to storm it. But first, he must go though several rooms though which he cannot just teleport though.

Room one: Room of ice, wizards and glue.
The rules are simple. No attacking the Icemonkeys, or the Glue Monkeys. Richard is moving at the speed of a red bloon without being slowed. Though out the entire room, 4/4 Glue Gunners and 4/4 ice monkeys will slow him immensely, while a horde of Sun Gods pepper him with pain. Once he gets to the end, 5 Monkey Wizards trained in teleportation will teleport him to the back of the room, but one dies per teleport. If he plows though it with his armor, he takes damage for cheating. This rule apply's to all other rooms.

Room Two: The Might of The Red Army
The entire red army from 1945 is in this room. There guns are strong enough to phase though friendly's, and they must be killed one by one. Planes take 3 hits to kill, tanks take 4 hits to kill. Oh, and each soldier has one respawn and infinite ammo. No AoE attacks.
Once he gets past this, he has to face a massive ZOMG painted red and with 1 million HP, that also has the entire red army on board.

Room 3: The Anti-Richard Turret
A massive turret that is just really strong and really unfair is in this room. It respawns once, and has a massive number of ability's that rapidly charge along side constantly inflicting status debuffs while constantly stunning.

room 4: The Hurting Whites
The room is covering in healing whites run though the 1/1 machine. They cannot be inverted back to healing whites, and Richard cannot fly. He will constantly be damage by the Hurting Whites while also having to deal with a debuff that slows his speed down to one block per hour.

Room 5: Cog Run
Upon entering, Richard temporary becomes a cog. He is easily the most powerful cog, so normally this would be easy, but it's just a edit of the first room- the Arctic Winds and Glue Gunners are still there. Meanwhile, he is constantly pelted with level seven gags, including some from the Gag Turret in the next room, making him take loads of damage due to being a cog. At the end, the floor that he walked on flips upside own, drowning him in molten salt stolen from Irecreeper's attack. Then, the room flips back up. He can now proceed to the next

Room 6: Gag Turret and Anti Richard Turret 2.0
The Gag turret spams 50 Level 7 gags at richard as a cog per second. The Catch: it's HP is one and it's attacks have no knockback. It dies fast, and Richard's Cog Suit explodes, turning him back into a normal minecraftian godmodder.
The anti richard turret 2.0 is simple: it spams a single, immensely overpowered attack at absurd rates, while two Anti-richard turrets make dodging it hard. He easy wrecks it though, and passes to room 8, realizing that the last room counted for two rooms.

Room 8: IT'S A TRAP!
He finally comes though to the command Center. He walks up to the control panel, and disables the healing whites... Then realizes the annoying dog is long gone.
Suddenly, the worlds "IT'S A TRAP!" ring out, moments before he is dumped into the Toxic Hurting Color waste under the lab. You know, were all the failed toxic experiments are for the healing colors?

Then, finally, he escapes, and teleports back to the battlefield

Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)

N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7 u

seful stuff goes here=====================

The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8

bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10

Falls [9]

Wright [7]

Gambler's Gredideir [5]

Rule Breaker [0]

Charges========

3/3

15/15 (6+ from engie)

10/10

I forgot EoTB was a thing. That you did. Ups. RESET:

I facepalm.

Thanks, Rich. That didn't bother me in the slightest.

I deadpan.

Just so you are aware... I happen to be fine. Speed saw this kind of Earth Shattering Kaboom coming. I'm in Camelot, which is the Capital of Elementia... And I'm perfectly fine with the fact that Earth no longer exists.

Naturaaly, I know exactly what happened. I jump down to Speed's level, and walk over to Richard. One may be able to see a red-gloved hand. This may or may not be a Godmodder glove.

You would destroy a planet though. A real planet. Just because I survived, and mostly don't care, doesn't mean I'm not taking this seriously. The destruction you caused... That makes you a threat. I am not stopping you. But be warned, there shall be dire consequences when Mr. Darke returns to a battle you are in.

I return to my cloud and bring a bar fridge filled with Pepsi Maxes in it.

Wait, you said Dragon Charges?

Speed says, hands outstretched, looking at the portal to Earth I created.

Damn, those things are powerful. I'm gonna need help fixing this, even I can't do it alone

Speed says, them redirects his attention to, and points his sword at Chef-Class Imperator Titan.

I've fought bigger, faster, stronger and tougher than you. Single handed. I have a small army here to help me right now. Mr. Titan person, you're going down!

Damn, Speed. I thought you were trying to forget Ex.

I tried. So I use him as a comparison to all enemies I fight. The

It's not exactly a fair comparison. He was the Ultimate Demon.

You say it like I care. I'm taking this guy down.

Speed then creates a small ocean under him and drops his sword into it

Are you going to get that?

Speed looks at his left Inhibitor Ring, where there's a screen with a timer reading... 00:00 on it.o

Yep.

Speed dives into the ocean, swimming down faster than he should be able to. He then comes up with his sword in tow, but the blade is now high-pressured water with the same runes running down the middle. He then uses Braver on the top layer of Chef-Class Imperator Titan's armour, an an attempt to disperse the flames.

But honestly... You need to cool down a bit!

By unactivating, I just meant postponing the charge. Still detemmined to use a cigerette lighter in an alchemy. Also r.i.p the Dead Pool, it never really lived.

1/2
| Charges |

Ootay~ 9/50
Old Spice. 50/50 FINALLY ACTIVATED!

Incredibly depressed. 1/35
Sun-dered. 20/40 (+1 from teag, 3+ from Hezetor which I didn't take into account earlier)

| Alchemy |

Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level 10 - 7/11)

Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Approved Fireworks = ? (Level ? - 1/?)

1+ to Teag 1+ to Twin 1+ to MeGa

Switched out ire for teag here because I can expect ire to be busy for a while with the spooky scary Pact charge.

| Inventory |
~
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)

The Chain Warden (Level 9)

Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)

Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)

| Action |
~Toast activates OldSpice.exe! (again)

~Toast slathers herself in Old Spice: she now smells like a man because she's not using lady scented body wash. Suddenly, everyone realises anything can happen when you smell like a man and not a lady. One of the things that happens is ~Toast suddenly develops synthaesia. She is now both chromesthesic and blind. Also she is no longer a man. Not that she ever was or anything, but 'anything can happen when you stop using lady scented body wash'.

Although honestly, given how lax and chill ~Toast is, she just lets herself see anyway. Because she's cool like that. No flying off the handle like anything. Like she wanted nothing to do with the handle. Like she had rejected the handle's advances, as well as it's interview, because of her previous relationship with the handle. Nope. None of that.

~Toast: 20/20hp

~Toast has 3 colours. Every time she deals damage, she gets damage counters (DMG) towards her current colour, which level up seperately and gain different bonuses. She can change to different colours freely (but max. once per post). ~Toast only gets EXP for the colour she is using curr.ently, and as such only gets bonuses from that colour while using it. She can also mix two colours once every 6 posts to gain the bonuses from both colours temporarily, in addition to applying DMG to both colours.

Red - Level 1 - 0/50'000

Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000

Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000

(Hmm, you know, since I'm worse at posting then Tazz is at updating apparently... aaaaaaaaaaaand I haven't played Undertale yet (Might not get a chance to play it until the end of the year :/) I think I'll have to sit out DTG until I can work out a schedule and hopefully the Undertale dies down. Gah, why am I always so slow to do things : P, I'll never get to be hip with the modern gaming/nerd community pop-culture!)

/null

48/50 The Only Proper Way to Defeat an Enemy Mech (+2 Tazz)

35/50 CAPTAIN MEME! (+2 Tazz)

5/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left! (+2 Tazz)

+1 Ire, Crystal, Twin

Sandstorm-Darude Version II Sandstorm-TM version: Irritation 5/5

Mooshroom II Mega Mushroom: Mega Mooshroom 5/5

What does it do? Well, it gives milk. And mushrooms.

Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link 2/7

Causes two beings to feel the same pain as the other is feeling.

Inventory:

"Okay, the time for marveling at mass destruction and joking around has passed. This is serious, and I shall treat it as such. The one who activated the dragon charge (you know who you are). Your heinous actions will be judged appropriately. The time for leniency has passed. The time for fun and games is over. This is no longer a vacation, this is now my self-proclaimed job.

This is as far as you go."

Star takes a look around the battlefield, keeping an eye on specific people. He wants to see the PZ's reaction. And hear the PZ's reaction. Their testimony will carry more weight, as they are currently allied with the person in charge of this server.

Dialga uses Flash Cannon on Conversion_of_Ninjutsu

I guess everybody is trying to get Sans to be their ally? Well, then I guess I have to as well, even though I just started.

"Hey Sans, guess what?

"I'm a stupid doodoo butt."

"Yeah, that's right.

"Even more, I'm the legendary fart master."

"DO YOU WANNA JOIN???"

Previously Unspecified Charge: (2/20)

Again, +1 to Ire, Toast, and Twin.

is twitchy dead? /null

Yep /null

n progress/finished=======

Template: Helmet && bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE aRMOR?!?!?! = Battlefurys temmie helmet 9/11 Level 10

Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 9/11 Level 10

Brute-Force Hacking Computer && DDoS Botnet = Destroyer of Firewalls 6/9

Actual action =========

i place tripmines around Homulilly, blowing up the next few entity attackers

[PZ] Tripmines 3/3

When a entity attacks homulily, they have a large chance (30% normally, raises depending on charges put into summoning the entity.

Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)

N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7 u

seful stuff goes here=====================

The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8

bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10

Falls [9]

Wright [7]

Gambler's Gredideir [5]

Rule Breaker [0]

Charges========

1/whatever

1/whatever

3/50 This Actually Goes Up To 50 (2+ from superbowl)

OK, The Update is DONE, and it's a Doozy. In case you're confused: NO, nothing happened at all due to the plot events occuring. Sans isn't attacking this round due to the events, as a special note-huzzah to that. I'd read the EoTB, by the way, some MAJOR plot stuff has come up. And I mean REALLY major, even for those not directly affected by it.

On that note, something I didn't get to directly mention: First off, YES, you can finally draw from the deck of cards! However, a few things: You need a focused action to draw a card; you MUST use the card after you get confirmation on what you just drew, and IMMEDIATELY after at that (though the use is a free action). The other big thing is, no, there are no paradoxes at all regarding that action, no matter what you may think. That's the fun of prequels: You KNOW how it's gonna end, but the Joureny there, the REAL meat, is still up in the air. Certainly didn't see this one coming, did you?

Walker: Level 2, 881500 damage

+3 to battlefury13

Smite: 15/33

Walker decides to stab Maurice. The stab results in a fountain of blood. He does it again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. Then gives up because all the stabbing is starting to tire out his arms. He then transfers the tiredness of his arms into Maurice's will to live.

Not-Verdana takes a wander over to Sans. He pauses once in close proximity, then sits down beside Sans. Strangely, he doesn't seem to be attacking. He turns to Sans, the green in his eyes almost seeming to shine with uncried tears...?

"So... You seem to be having a few issues of some sort. The planet blowing up, for example. I felt that from here... honestly, it reminded me of home. No doubt my family members of this timeline are all dead now... oh well. That's not the key point."

It's not like they mattered much to me... ever since I accepted...

"The point is, well... look, I'm not very good with words. Or, for that matter, comforting people. But, see, you aren't going to accomplish anything by sitting here. There's some sort of end goal that you're working towards. I just know there is. Perhaps you're trying to free someone, bring someone close to you back... hell, maybe it's as generic as wanting to change the world for the better. Whatever it is you're trying to do, it's not going to happen by you just sitting here."

The look in his eyes is one of someone who would initiate a tight hug if it weren't potentially fatal.

"The world is only going to change if you make it change. So, for lack of a better phrase, I really hope you understand this one... Sans. Stay determined."

He pauses, then rises to his feet, offering Sans a hand up.

43/50 XCOM Base

10/50 Nexar Spawner

So now UserZero got in on the whole genocide thing. That is EXACTLY the reason why we did not join with UserZero: She is at least as bad as Richard. Now excuse me, a dozen things are happening at once.

MESSAGE FROM THE 05 COUNCIL:

"Today is a dark day. The being known as UserZero has destroyed our world. 7 billion people are dead. But we are humanity. We will not give up, we will not die to the whims of one overpowered entity. Of you that are here, you are not the regular entities: you are clones, created from backed-up data and fed into SCP-2000. Yes, that thing. You may have had your conjectures about what it did, but here is what it actually does: it rebuilds Earth in the result of a catastrophe. Cloning facilities are hard at work producing the remainder of our personnel resources. We have two goals. The first is to survive, rebuild, and recreate humanity's greatness. The second, however, is to retaliate, to prevent any of this from happening again. We have identified that the Minecraft server that initiated this attack, designated SCP-DTG, appears to be a parallel universe. Readings indicate that those playing the game appear to have been warped inside of it. Those people are lost to us. Current objectives involve finding a way to destroy SCP-DTG with a K-Class scenario. To aid in this, we are giving all of you clearance on all data. This will allow our personnel to determine a plan of operation effectively."

Meanwhile, SCP-2000 is transitioning into a vacuum-capable form (it is designed with SRAs that nullify any apocalyptic action by enforcing reality, and is likely capable of space travel in an emergency), and has sent out several scouting craft to search through the debris of Earth, with the focus being to find anomolous objects and recontain them where possible and/or necessary.

Okay, so the Foundation is going to try to genocide this place. Unlike them, we actually have something to fight for though.

EXOS, it is already way too late to stop apocalyptic actions from happening. But what we can do is stop these evils here and now. You do have components of you that are still in the future, right? So have them gather information on what happened here (which I am calling The Rapture just so we have a name to go by), then use that information to figure out how this was resolved in the original timeline.

Understood. What about the Hyperstorm, though?

I won't be able to pilot it just yet, but we can't just sit on it forever, now can we?

Why won't you be able to pilot it? It was designed specifically for a pilot.

I have bigger fish to fry, namely bringing UserZero to trial for genocide.

I pull out the Court Case I picked up a while ago. Unfortunately, it is absolutely useless without an unbiased judge to preside over it (it may also need a jury too). Fortunately though, we have someone right here who wants to help in the proceedings.

Crusher48: $HaveARottenDay$, I have hard evidence that UserZero detonated a Plunger Detonator to destroy Earth using a Dragon Charge, and then framed Richard for it. EXOS, provide the evidence?

EXOS: I have logs of all chat channels on this server. UserZero was making claims about how her Plunger Detonator was able to detonate something extremely dangerous, and saying something that amounts to "I warn you" before plunging it right before the Earth exploded. She conveniently stopped it right before you showed up, but I have a dump of all conversations during the last 15 minutes of in-world time (or 1 EOTB, for those of us who prefer to break the fourth wall for their measurements).

Crusher48: We have a device that can force UserZero to trial for 6 billion crimes of murder, and all it needs is an unbiased judge to preside over it. With your help, we can force a trial, where we can present evidence against UserZero to force her to pay damages (extreme amounts of damages, as well, and possibly even the death penalty). Of course, that requires you to be unbiased, otherwise it will not work.

Meanwhile, near the Cyber Portal, DTG-side:

The_Captain: Odd. The entry portal is now quite the little Paradox. If it was open at the time of the detonation, the energy should have flowed through it and made a nasty amount of destruction over here.

The_Captain: So then the portal was closed when the disaster happened. But then the same effect that destroyed the portal on on one end should have destroyed the portal here, resulting in the energy of the Dragon Charge applying to this side's portal and destroying it.

The_Captain: But that did not happen. This portal is still here on this end at least. But what will happen when I re-open this portal? Excuse me EXOS, I need to borrow a drone.

Crusher48: Sans, this is precisely why you should join us. UserZero has destroyed 1 world already. If you continue to engage all 3 sides with no backup, you will die, Richard will gain your rank, then Richard will gain more ranks, steal UserZero's ranks, and destroy at least 3 more worlds. If you ally with us, we can boost your capabilities to the point where Richard will be forced to just ragequit, and we can also allow you to get revenge on UserZero.

Crusher48: Oh, and I also forgot to introduce the new boss unit, the Hyperstorm.

50/50 Hyperstorm (Crusher48)

50/50 Hyperstorm (Nulitor)

50/50 Hyperstorm (ProofOfConceptT)

50/50 Hyperstorm (Hector)

I pull out a small portal generator, and use it with the augment of my armor to expand it to create a large portal. A very large portal. And then, I send a really small craft through it, which is barely noticeable from the background of the portal. Those with the ability to zoom in to view it would find it to appear to be an unusual crossover between a UFO and an airplane. Unfortunately, this seems to lack the power it promised to have. Some entities start snickering at how my latest charge seems to be absolutely useless. However, the small craft then fires a super-heated lance of plasma at a full 1% of the speed of light (thats a full 2997924.58 meters per second of speed) right into the Flowey Expies, turning the ones that get directly hit into subatomic vapor and creating a fireball that roasts most of the others. The spacecraft then shoots across the field at insane speeds to back up the heavily damaged GS army.

Hyperstorm [GS Boss]: 100,000 Health, 100,000 Shields

Crusher48: Oh look, a low health score. I know what you guys must be thinking. It has to be a glass cannon ship, right? WRONG. This ship may not be able to take very many hits, but it does not need to. The super-powered drive systems on it can pull up to 10000 meters per second of acceleration, enough to send it miles away from your incoming attacks. In addition, the drive is omnidirectional, which means this thing behaves more like Superman than like your standard TIE fighter. And with a Psionic Energy Core giving it clairvoyance to the point of being able to see your attacks coming and evade them WAY before they can attempt to hit, it could probably take your entire arsenal without a scratch.

Crusher48: And it isn't limited to the small power reserves of a starfighter. The huge portal was needed for one thing: transporting the craft's extradimensional reactor, which is at least as powerful as some of the largest battleships. And the parts that you can see were compressed via several forms of SCPs, giving them smaller size while retaining most of their functionality.

Defensive Abilities:

Clairvoyant Evasion: The Hyperstorm's incredible drive ability by itself would only provide it with a 50% dodge chance. However, its Psionic Energy Core is able to detect incoming attacks and evade them outright. The larger the attack, the greater the ripple in the future, and the earlier the Hyperstorm can detect it and evade it. Thus, its base 50% dodge chance is increased by 1% for every 1000 damage in an incoming attack. The only weakness is a massive sustained attack: the craft's evasion goes down by 1% for every 5000 damage worth of attack directed against it.

Armor: The craft's hyper-compressed armor is able to resist weak attacks. All damage to hull is reduced by a fixed 5000 damage.

Shield Regeneration: The side effect of the massive extradimensional reactor is the ability to recover shielding incredibly fast. 25000 shields are regenerated each turn.

Super-Speed: The Hyperstorm always gets first action during the EOTB due to its insane speed.

Offensive Abilities: The Hyperstorm's incredible agility and reactor power allows it to take 2 actions per turn.

Fusion Lance: A deadly hybrid of a railgun and a plasma cannon that combines the best of both: insane impact damage of the railgun with the melting effect of the plasma cannon. It deals a surprisingly low 25000 damage (thanks a lot, OP scale), but it can absolutely wreck armor: an entity hit by this suffers Shattering that nullifies armor-based defensive abilities and causes it to take 25% more damage from all other sources (including this craft's other attack action). Unlike the other weapons in this list, this can be fired for both actions of a turn.

Blaster Bombs: The blaster bombs carry a combination of super-heated plasma (at least as hot as the surface of the sun) along with an antimatter detonator, contained by an unstable magnetic field. The craft generates blaster bomb ammunition over time, gaining 1 ammunition per turn up to a maximum of 3 ammunition. When fired, it does 25000 damage per point of ammunition, and can split this however it likes to hit and kill multiple targets.

Weath Ray: Oh yes, I stuck one of these on here. Unfortunately, the weapon is "only" capable of doing 40000 damage on a direct hit normally, though it can ignore all defensive abilities (including bodyguards or invincibility-granting shields). However, the whole point of this weapon is to snipe a poor entity's critical systems (brain, reactor, heart, glowing energy orb, whatever) for insane damage (5x damage, or 200000!). It has a 25% chance of dealing a critical hit normally, but if the craft forgoes its second action it can aim more accurately with this to increase that chance to 60%. It can also damage godmodders (if it scores a critical, it AUTOMATICALLY causes damage with no counter, if it doesnt the godmodder doesnt take any damage).

EMP Cannon: A support weapon designed to disable annoying targets with a wide-area burst of electromagnetic mayhem. When fired, it deals 10000 damage to ALL HP bars of a target, and 25000 to ALL shield bars of a target (if the target happens to have Twitchy levels of multi-componenting, it takes damage to every single part). In addition, it shuts down the enemy weapons systems by adding an EMP stack: damage of the target is reduced by 50% per stack (or 25% for bosses), and up to 3 stacks can be applied (though only 2 are needed for a non-boss target). EMP stacks go down after 2 turns or so.

Gravity Cannon: Uses compressed gravity to crush boss-level targets. Deals 10% of the target's maximum HP plus 10000 as damage, and applies a Gravity stack. Can only be fired once every other turn.

Hardened Shields: A defensive ability for some reason. When activated as an action, the Hyperstorm gains 25000 shields and its shields gain 75% damage resistance, but in exchange its evasion is changed to a fixed 25%. Can gain up to 10 charge at a rate of 1 per turn, but only needs 3 charge to activate this ability. This does count as an action to use as well, meaning the Hyperstorm gets less attacks

Piloting: The Hyperstorm is dangerous enough when EXOS the AI is piloting it, but is far more dangerous with a human at the controls. A player piloting this craft gives it +10% evasion, adds +25% damage to its attacks, makes the Hyperstorm have some of the immunities players have (everything except the damage scale difference), and more importantly can use the Psionic Energy Core to use special abilities. This core gains 1d6-2 energy per round (minimum of 1 energy gain), with an additional point of energy added when the Hyperstorm kills an enemy or a GS entity dies. Up to a maximum of 10 energy can be stored within the Psionic Energy Core. The following Psionic abilities can be freely activated without counting against the Hyperstorm's normal limit of 2 actions per round:

Psi Lance (1-5 Psi points): Fires a bolt of raw psychic energy at the target. Deals 10000 damage per level, and inflicts a number of Mindfray stacks equal to the amount of Psi points used in the attack. A unit with Mindfray stacks on it has a 10% chance per stack (5% for a boss unit) of Mindfray to be dazed, confused, and unable to act on any given turn. One mindfray stack goes away each turn.

Time Warp (3 Psi points): Warps time around the craft, allowing the craft to take an additional action while increasing its evasion by 10%.

Mind Control (5 Psi points): Mind controls target entity for 3 turns (other bosses resist the effect and are only controlled for one turn). The controlled entity counts as part of the GS faction for this period, and is controlled by whoever is piloting the Hyperstorm. At the end of this effect (or if the Hyperstorm is destroyed), the entity returns to its original team.
Rift (10 Psi points): An extremely destructive attack that summons a massive, highly destructive vortex. Attacks an entire faction, causing all units in that faction to take damage equal to 25% of their max HP every turn. Lasts for 2 turns. The Hyperstorm cannot regenerate Psi points while the Rift is active.

The main weakness of piloting is that the pilot can only make 1 post per round, and cannot take actions not involving the Hyperstorm.

Spoil: If someone manages to kill this thing, it drops the Portable Weath Ray, which has a 5 turn reload and has the effects of a Weath Ray when fired (25% crit chance as a normal action, 60% crit chance as a focused action).

Entity Orders: The Hyperstorm unloads 2 additional Fusion Lance shots into the Flowey swarms (the shot when it arrived was its introduction, and probably does not count towards the limit of actions.

Balancing notes:

24/30

5/20

Wow... so, Userzero, you, uh... killed everyone. I mean, RICHARD killed everyone. Wow. Uh... I guess there's nothing to do but... stay on the PZ side, I guess. I mean, really, how can you kill us all if we're already dead? It's probably totally safe to let you win.

I stare (literal) daggers at Richard, for blowing up everyone and getting us into this mess. HOW COULD YOU, RICHARD?

I was going to wait and make this more dramatic but... after that little show. I'm thinking it's time to have a talk with Uzi. Sorry about your charges Revan.

True Charge identity revealed: Sith Assassin = The Crawling Chaos 22/??

Uzi do you hear me? You trifled with something that belongs to me. The Humans are mine. I promise that you will only live long enough to regret taking them from me. You know who I am. Be honored that I have seen you as a nuisance. It isn't everyday I fight a Godmodder.


Revan is recovering from the sheer pain, of feeling a phaetocide. All those lives forced to end in a single moment... Nothing they could do... They struggles to their feet and appears to be making a time out hand signal, they want to talk with sans

((Current Idea: Revan is now going to be referred to in gender-neutral pronouns. It also appears that Canon be gorilla. Also Phaetocide is a word I made up because it appears there is no word in the English language that describes the destruction of a planet. Phaeton is a theoretical/hypothetical planet that supposedly exploded in our solar system.))

Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 22/??

???: 19/50

???: 19/42

Assists
+2 Pit, +1 Twin

Hey Flowey, I like your style kid, but why not dream bigger?