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Ante Up!: 18/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz I guess?)
Scourge of the Beast: 35/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz I guess?)
+3 to Cobalt
Bomber wields The Power Cleaner once more. The mop crackled with energy, creating a large sphere of green electricity in front of it. Shouting, he swung the mop upwards, sending the orb flying high into the sky. Everyone watched as the orb flew high up, higher and higher, until it flew out of view. They stood around confused. Did he misfire?
They then heard the loud crackling return. Looking up once more, they saw the immense orb of electricity come hurtling down at Homulilly. It was too massive to dodge, striking her violently from above! The power released created a thunderous boom and left a large crater, with the Homulilly smoking at the bottom. Rogue arcs of electricity danced along the ground before disappearing entirely.
Paerotheum Dust && Cretrytheum Dust = ??? (1/?)
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 8/11)
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 3/10)
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
6/25/2013
Posts:
48
Member Details
+2 TAZZ
50/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"
ALERT!!! DANGEROUS ENEMY INCOMING SOON!!!
20/20 Shroom Second Coming
10/10 Medics
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Gate 1: Indestructible
Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield)
Energy Shield: HP 50,000 (Regens 10,000 HP Per Turn, Only blocks attacks at control panel if it has more than 1 HP, HP can not be lowered past 1)
Special Ability: Can summon minor entities using charge points
Gains 1 Charge per turn
Entity charge limit is 5
When Control panel is destroyed control of the Entity goes to the destroyer.
Hint:When more Gates are unlocked the power of the gates increase.
Lets bring the revenge TRAIN!
I Present youuuuu DR BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
AKA:DR Ballance
DR BOOM! (Neutral Boss)
HP:200,000
Attacks: (Use a die to determine 1-10 attacks, To determine what attacks Dr Boom Uses roll a die 1-6)
1. Let the Fun begin!: Summons 10 Boom Bots!
2. BOOM BOOM BOOM: Does 5k damage to 2-4 random enemies.
3. Remote detonation!: Remotely activate up to 5-10 BoomBots to self destruct, If their are no Boom Bots, give 1 charge to the Final CountBomb
4. Medkit here: Heal self for 50k
5. Mad Laugh: Gives a 10% Damage Buff to self that lasts till death
6. Superior Goblin Engineering: Applies a debuff on all enemies that reduced damage by 10%, lasts for 2 turns
Specials:
Legendary Boss: Immune to AOE and DoT(Damage over time) damage
Bomb Master: Immune to damage from Boom Bots
Protectorate: While this boss is alive, Gates are immune to damage.
Ultimate:
THE FINAL COUNTBOMB!: Charges 0/5
Description: When the charge reached 5, REALY BAD THINGS HAPPEN, I DUN KNOW WHAT, BUT TRUST ME BAAAAAADDDDD THINGS!!!!!
BoomBots:
HP:500
Attack: Kamikaze: The boom bot crashes on the enemy dealing damage equal to its HP x the number of boom bots attacking the same enemy
ex: Is 4 BoomBots attack a enemy, 4 boombots will get individually, their attack boosted to 2000 for that attack, because 500HP x 4 gives a 2000 attack.
Special: Self destruct: The boombot explodes, dealing 1000 damage to all enemies, only activated by Dr Boom attack NO:3
S'okay. I'll post here and pretend you did do an update.
/null
...
Everything okay?
I-I'm fine.
Feeling lonely?
Only a little. I wish I had someone to talk to that wasn't you
Works for me. I'll get back to what I was doing.
I look back to... Hey, me, are you playing LA Noire?
We bought it yesterday, so yes.
How are you even doing that? You're trapped in a MINECRAFT server.
A mix of magic, brute force and ignorance.
OK then. I get back to that.
Thanks for letting me get back to it. Next time you have a stupid question, could you keep it to yourself?
I'm here, and I have a job to do. Richard, you're going DOWN!
Speed finally draws his sword, and opens his Swordsmanship Knowledge Banks (A Permanent Record of EVERY sword technique he has ever seen), and uses the skill Climhazard on Chef-Class Imperator Titan or something. He has next turn plotted out, he's going to charge his blade with water, to shatter Imperator Titan's armour.
Action Summary
Speed uses Climhazard on the AZ boss. The chef Titan person.
Special Attacks:
Gauss Rifle: On the suggestion of somebody more experienced than me, I'm dropping Gauss Rifle to 20 turns. Two charges from The Game Master. I still know that the Spam Filter is designed to mess with new users playing this game. 8/20
Three charges to Talist, because I completely forgot I could do this.
Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll hunt you to the ends of REALITY to find you and kill you if you pull another stunt like this. You know why, don't you? Because to strike against my land, or a single one of my subjects... no, ANY innocent... I consider that an attack against me. And the consequences are severe, and they will not be relieved until they are performed. There is not one person I truly consider an enemy. Except for you. I'm a dangerous enemy to have, because I can cause ANNIHILATION. You understand, yes? I can cause it in thousands of different ways. With my hands bound. Blindfolded. You will leave this place, and never return, for if you do, I will have NO MERCY.
40/50 XCOM Base (+1 EXOS, +5 buddies, +2 tazzwarp)
8/50 Nexar Spawner
Hey! sans! If you stop attacking us, I can provide you with extra defenses!
I deploy an Evasion Booster that gives sans +10% to dodge chance. Unfortunately, it is a GS entity with only 1000 HP, meaning that unless sans stops attacking the GS team, he blows it up and loses the evasion bonus.
I really don't think that'll work, what with A. being an instant summon, B. being simultaneously incredibly weak, incredibly pointless, and too strong of an effect, and C. not being particularly creative.
Smite: 14/33 (+6 from battlefury13, +3 from UserZero +2 from consumerofall, +2 from Super Bowl)
Walker shrugs and begins gathering up the gifts from the remains of the Christmas Tree. He decides to take one to a safe distance from the other PZs in case it turns out to be bad, and then opens it.
"To be quite honest, the only real reason I can see why one might identify me as Verdana would be if he were... present in my mindscape? ...Oh dear... Judging from what happened in that debacle over in the future with the other two men of similar opposites, I don't like what this could mean for me. At all. Although, I'll just make this clear: however bad Verdana taking over would be for me, it'd be worse for nearly everyone else here."
50/50 Hyperstorm (all charges available last-minute preparations (OOC: I need to mess around with the stats))
41/50 XCOM Base
9/50 Nexar Spawner
EXOS decides to hold the Hyperstorm boss arrival until we can finish negotiating with sans (since it has a low base health score and relies on special abilities for defense, sans' unavoidable insane damage would screw it over very quickly.
"hey! sans! we are not here to kill you! all we want is for both richard and userzero to die. if you stop attacking us, we will not only not attack you, but will in fact aid you, because if you die richard becomes more powerful. as a peace offering, i give you a potion of speed."
I give sans a speed potion that boosts his evasion so that he stays alive longer. I then figure on him potentially coming back, and summon Bruce Banner to defend our side of the field by threatening to turn into the hulk and beat down anyone who still insists on attacking the GS team.
Bruce Banner [GS]: 5000/5000 HP. Transforms into The Hulk if destroyed. No other attacks. Breakthrough: |||
Breakthrough: Creates some sort of alchemy, then has Bruce leave the field
The Hulk [GS/H]: 50000/50000 HP. Damage increases based on damage taken. Only attacks enemies that attack it.
Note: This summon's power is made up for by the fact that only an idiot would attack Bruce Banner. It would probably be pointless for another team to mind-control.
Star tumbles backwards, after being hit in the back while going to the side of the battlefield.
"OWOWOWOWOWowowowow. Well, that's why we tech those."
He looks around, noticing where he ended up. In the middle of a large crater, with many smaller craters in and around that crater. The site of the Colegmerate.
"Wow, I went back a full 700 blocks? I'm impressed."
He whistles.
"Well, I suppose if I wanted to get away from the battlefield to have a conversation, this works. Flowey? Asriel."
He sits down in the crater and waits for the flower to pop out. When Flowey does, Star begins to speak.
"You don't know who I am, but I know who you are and what you're doing. Though it appears the plot has changed a bit, your character remains the same. I have the ability to ruin your plans. But I won't.
You see, I have my own designs. My own plans...and Twin would be more than a little miffed if I ruined his.
So go ahead, do what you've tried before...but a warning.
If you go anywhere near my own plans...I'll tell the Sleuth just what exactly you mean by 'We become a god'.
Good day, Flowey."
Star begins to walk back to the battlefield, and enters a portal, falling out of the sky next to Richard.
"Don't you dare try to take the moral high ground here. Yes, I helped someone who was attacking us, but you're in a bit of a glass house on that front.
I mean, attacking one of your allies entities before they even get the chance to make their speech? You're the reason sans was attacking us in the first place!"
"And finally, sans, you never answered me. Is it required for a godmodder to die for a lower rank to promote, or do they only need to bring the Minecraft character down to 0 hp?"
Wait, Tazz, I made those lyrics myself. Granted, some lines were taken from Undertale, and the idea of video game songs with lyrics was taken from Brentalfloss, but I came up with the lyrics on my own.
on the lyrics: It just would NOT have mattered enough.
You respawn-and Richard grabs your lips before you can speak properly to him. You get a look in his eyes and you get the sense he knew what you were going to say.
Godmodder477: Look here now. Let's just say why I did this and end this stupid bit right here.
Godmodder477: That skeleton is MANY things, but one to take initiative he isn't. He really wouldn't try to rank up-otherwise he'd start really understanding tons of different ways to attack godmodders!
Godmodder477: At the same time, the easiest way to permanently kill a Godmodder is by a godmodder of an immediate rank lower-knew that much at least!
Godmodder477: It would take TOO long to figure out a reasonable alternative, if it even existed!
Godmodder477: Good is not soft, now let's just get this over with!
sansdeals 1,000 damage to all GS non-player entities...So, Dark Bowser and SCP-882.
sansdeals 1,000 damage to Dark Bowser and SCP-882.
I'm pretty sure your post got ate by the notorious spam filter. To fix this, please post somewhere else on MCF at least 11 times-that'll shake it off you.
Good job, me! I managed to arrive horribly late to the Battle!
The new character looks to the left, and then the right, and then stops to think.
OK, this server has sent me back to 2011. Somebody must be feeling nostalgic. We have our least favorite Godmodder, Richard, and somebody fighting them. The person fighting AGAINST Richard must be the Hero of this little event. I mean, they can't be the only one to have seen how much damage Richard is going to cause... wait. I'm in 2011. No wonder, I'm not even sure if anything has happened yet. I mean, I think. This is why I hate time travel, it's confusing. Well, better start doing something to alter the timeline so we NEVER go through the other battles. This is gonna be a paradoxical game.
He walks over to Zero's side, then turns to face Richard.
I'm not quite sure what's going on here, or even how I got here in the first place, considering I can't time travel. But what I do know is that you are the bad guy, Godmodder, and I'm going to stop the Chaos you cause before you make it.
The character, who's name happens to be Speed Darke, and looks somewhat like Shadow the Hedgehog, except with teal and bright orange fur, different shoes and blue eyes, is not afraid to admit that he is from the future. He draws a white blade, with a lightning crossbar, a jewel in the hilt and an intricate pattern of runes running up the center that only he understands, and clearly misunderstands the entire point of this. That being said: I probably also misunderstand this, and would consider Zero winning to be a Mega Victory.
What's that, Game Master? Why don't I join the fray? Don't be ridiculous, I want to stay as far from this fight as possible. Speed kept telling me there was a disturbance, and I sent him trough my portal to get here, but then I got dragged in. Also I can't get out. What's that? Some kind of "Fairness?" I'm trying? Oh, and Speed IS my Minecraft avatar. But I'm not fighting, he is. Me? I'm watching this thing play out. It's a poor idea for me to step in, considering how I play.
Speed opens with his distinct powers in Action, even though he has a perfectly good sword and armour to use. Speed, put the armour on, damn it!
No thanks. I think I'll be fine without it.
But it completes the Knight shtick you play with.
Because I fight Demons all the time back home in Elementia and that's where the armour does things.
Whatever, you're on your own now.
Action Summary:
Speed/Sp33d0n/whatever arbritary thing you decide to call him that I'll need to complain about, despite clear signs that Zero is the VILLIAN, is under the impression the she is the HERO. Maybe future knowledge isn't a good thing, in this case. I don't mind being complained at.
Speed arrives from a time portal. He fights for Zero. If that is not an action, he uses his Power of the Air to throw something he can attack high into the Sky, causing some damage, hopefully, even though he has a perfectly good, completely unbreakable, mostly aesthetic, Element absorbing set of Elementium armour, a sword and shield.
Charge Attacks:
Gauss Rifle: Speed pulls out his Anchorage Era Gauss Rifle and a belt of Microfusion Cells. This supplies Speed with a temporary new Weapon that has 10 shots, does low damage, but has a one-turn stun that Pro-Zero players can use to attack an enemy without them fighting back. Because I try to balance. 1/50
Is everything OK with this post? I'm coming from DTGTVT2 and can't seem to break out of those rules without royally screwing my character which I brought over and put in everything. BTW Hi Talist! It's the same Sp33d0n from TV Tropes!
Welcome, Speedon! Honestly, morality in this game is so weird that you're VERY technically right if you view it one way. In any case, you randomly strike at sans, who nonchalantly dodges! As a quick catch-up: 2 posts per turn, 3 charges per player at once, 3 alchemies per player at once (you can ask about it if you're confused), +3 assists, and if you only post once you get to Focus your action for doubled effectiveness.
As for missing your post-you posted AFTER I put down the Response. Due to time issues, I have trouble finishing the whole thing in a go, and usually I had to split the REsponses and the EoTB into two separate posts (such as last turn), so you're on time for THIS turn.
sansdeals 1,000 damage to Dark Bowser and SCP-882.
I revved-up the last of my rainbow minigun. I fired it to Twitchy!
-Entity Actions-
Death Warmonger Gunship fired every weapon to sans. Firing a spray of Titanium-Diamond swords all over him, It fired Thermo-Nitro Charge of Death to him. More concentated than usual. And finally, Once he stands still, it fired its Concentrated Las0rPlasma-Raygun to him right into the eye.
OOC:((I haven't really been doing anything here for a while. Assuming the Hyperstorm hasn't been summoned yet, I will just +1 all my charges, which should end up allowing it to be summoned. Since I can't be that reliably active I think I won't participate in too many more group charges for now.))
+1 to Crusher, nulitor, and proofofconcept
+1 to all three of my charges(including hyperstorm which should be finished by this)
Shame. Hope you find time in the future!
sansdeals 1,000 damage to Dark Bowser and SCP-882.
@Speedon: Hello. I suppose I'll say a few things. First, unlike in TvT2, you can't attack players here. Most of the time. Some players (such as myself) have a system in place that allows them to take damage, but most don't. Second, you're probably going to have some of your posts get eaten by the spam filter for not having 11+ posts. Posts in the forum games section don't count.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (0/3 mind)
Tokens: (5, 2, 5). + (0, 2, 0) from alchemies.
Total Tokens (5, 2, 5)
Commands:
Cuarc: __, __, __
Leictreon: PZ, PZ, __
Well... Cuarc and Leictreon are probably going down relatively soon thanks to a certain Undertale character. Luckily for him, they don't have the emotions necessary to fear death. So... they do matter transfer.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [X]
@Tazz: Sorry about that. I didn't intend to say that the present opening was a mind based attack. I form my posts by typing a lot in Textpad then pasting in the proper things. Sometimes I miss those little token things like (mind based attack).
”I suppose I might as well ask you... Sans... What do you expect or want each person to do?”
Due to the lack of an EOTB, I don't know what is alive or dead. Inari fires off a really annoying spirally beam of light against Twitchy or the Hivemind or whatever is alive. This should actually be a mind based attack.
Relevance Line: (And we're done now)
Mikoto didn't break from his inspection of the grass, so, quietly, the Veteran got up, walked over to Gail, and knelt down to be on eye level with her.
"Gail? I'd like you to try one more thing. You don't have to say anything for it if you don't want to. Could you please stand up?"
Slowly, Gail climbs to her feet and looks at the Veteran with teary eyes. He just holds one palm up flat in a "stop" like command.
"Now put your left paw up to my hand and, without shifting your position, push against me as hard as you can."
Even with Gail straining with all her might, the Veteran didn't need to put up much force to keep her at bay.
"Okay, good. Now please do the same thing with your right side."
After switching sides, Gail tried pushing against the Veteran's hand again, but still didn't present much of a force. Afterwards, the Veteran thanked her before heading back to speak to Mikoto again.
“She seems a little weaker on her right side, which tends to be a common side effect of this kind of aphasia."
"You know what this means, right? She has to go back home.”
"There’s… two problems though. First, if you take Gail home, you’ll either have to stay at home base with her or leave her there. You can’t stay over there because I might need to call on you in very short notice. And you can’t leave her there because she needs someone to talk to for her… aphasia. Second, Zero is making leaving this place through the Dream… difficult. I’m not sure how long it would take me to open a doorway or if I even could.”
”So… what shoulj we do? Anything?”
”If you want me to tell you, then just keep her away from the main fight, but I would think that’s obvious. And just try to keep her happy and optimistic. Think you can do that?”
There was now a patch of dirt around Mikoto’s paw that he had picked clean of grass.
”Yes… I can. In fact, I don’t have a choice.”
”Then, I have to be heading back to the fight. It’s going to be better once we defeat UserZero. I’m… so sorry for this.”
And with that, he left, leaving Mikoto to wonder how long Gail would keep crying, and more importantly, how he could possibly comfort her.
”Oul quey nirmiall ... R’oul seîs alssêsiu ku piluesiu…”
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!)
(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life 7/9
(Paper && Lapis Lazui Ink) || (Thuamic Node && Bottled Mana) = Glyph of Mana 7/7 DONE
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 9/11
Got +1 total I believe. + to Mythic, +1 to Pricey, +1 to NinjaTwist.
22/50
9/50
10/50
Focused 20,000 damage to the Hivemind! They'll do as you say.
sans: not be mass murdurers.
sans: really, asking for much else is kind of pushing it.
sans: but i can't even get that, can i?
sansdeals 1,000 damage to Dark Bowser and SCP-882.
The Throne: ================================================== 36/50 (+1 from Bomber, jondanger, ninjatwist, Revan and TFT)
The Hourglass: ================================================== 44/50 (+2 from Bomber, +1 from TFT and jondanger)
I +3 Bomber.
Ultra Greed uses Wheel of Fortune. Asterism switches to Sight Mode and uses Color Wheel.
A message to the lost souls:
Please finish your charges soon. All we need is a little more time. Considering the size of this whole thing, though... They'll need a lot more than time.
The Scribe stands in the middle of the onslaught as bones and wind whips around him. He stares at the carnage. "...One little skeleton is capable of this madness. I've never seen anything like it... Not even in any of the books I've read or made. Just where is that flower..." Flowey pops up from underground, cackling. The Scribe feels relieved yet drained of energy. "Flowey... Good. Maybe you can help me deal with this monster."
Flowey looks around cheerfully. * Golly, Sans is really giving it all he's got, huh? This place is getting torn to shreds! The Scribe shrugs. "Yeah, no kidding. That skeleton really doesn't want to die. He's too busy clinging on to life to realize that everyone has their end." Flowey beams at the Scribe. * Excellent philosophy, Scribe! I see you've taken my advice to heart! The Scribe looks at the ground dully. "I learned from the best." Flowey laughs some more. * Yep, that's what I am! THE BEST. It's just you and me, Scribe. You and me versus a harsh and uncaring world. But once we plant our seed and let it grow... We can make this place MY world.
Flowey laughs as his form flickers with dark energy. Roots spiral throughout the ground, but not the fabled roots of Yggdrasil with their golden gleam and sturdy wood. His roots are sickly and purple, rotten to the core. Flowey's no flower. He's a weed. But his influence is undeniable. The Scribe stands by, passively, as Flowey's tendrils spread across the battlefield, giving him a railway straight to the heart of the source - Sans. Flowey glides all the way to the skeleton, who, even in the face of such a corrupted and soulless beast, smiles.
* There you are. I've gotta hand it to you, "Sansy". You had me convinced you were all bark and no bite for a while. But now...? Flowey's roots intermingle with the rushing whirlwind of Sans' bones, but his white fury somehow breaks free of Flowey's chains. Flowey's smile disappears, replaced by a look of hatred. * Come on, skeleton. You really think you can top me? This fit over people you barely know, people who've embraced a warlike stance? Flowey cartwheels around Sans, who barely seems to notice. * There's only one warlord from the Underground fit to rule over this place, and it's not you. I am the prince of this world's future. I am the one who knows this pointless battle's mentality. You're fighting to save your hopes and dreams. And me? I'm fighting to SAVE over everyone else's.
Flowey looms over Sans. * So what if I don't have a SOUL? I don't need one in a war where everyone else acts soulless! These people rushing forward to kill you... They're doing it because this is all just a game. It's all just a joke. You know it is. So why don't you just let them win? Flowey's face changes expressions to several different faces. * Don't you want to see your brother? Your friend? Your mentor? ...The human? Does anything at all matter to you? Flowey backs away. * Because, if it doesn't... Then you can gladly join me in hell.
Sans launches a wall of bones straight at Flowey, knocking him through the air and onto the opposite side of the Battlefield. The Scribe registers it dimly. He can only look at Sans with a defeated expression. "Does anything at all matter... No. Why do I bother acting at all. I live inside... a LIE!" The Scribe rushes forward in anger towards Sans. "Why should I bother to make any decision when every decision I make is already made for me? I had forgotten this... this feeling! Do I remember it well? Is this what living under a god's reign feels like? The feeling that every choice you make is puppeteered by a divine plan? Because if it is? If you're listening, gods? I've got something to say!"
The Scribe leaps in the air and pulls out the Rorschach. "I'M DONE FOLLOWING THE PLANS OF SOME DIVINE BEING! I TORE MY EYES AWAY FROM YOUR CONTROL YEARS AGO ONLY TO FIND MYSELF IN THE HANDS OF SOMEONE WORSE! TAZZ! WHOEVER YOU ARE, WHEREVER YOU ARE! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT, WHEN MY PLAN WORKS... WHEN THE PACT I'VE MADE IS SEALED IN BLOOD... YOU'RE GOING TO PAY." The Scribe plunges the Rorschach into the ground, creating a jagged spike of corruption that disturbs the landscape, turning several of Sans's bones black and withering them away. The grass dies, the stone cracks, the trees fall, and the entities tremble. Sans, still in the middle of it all, keeps standing there with that smug grin. The Scribe walks towards him, his sword still in the ground, quivering.
"What?" The Scribe looks at the ground, his head low. "You think I'm just gonna stand there and take it? No. I'm through with this mess of a war. I was right to come here, but now it's time to leave. I've gained enlightenment beyond what I thought possible. I know the reality of this world now. And you do, too. I'm not going to kill you. You don't deserve death. What you need to do is either get in or get out." The Scribe points to five other people. "The hand who knows the truth. The schemer who turns to darkness. The golem who lives in emptiness. The sleuth who has his own problems. The beast who looks for answers. They all live the same hollow existence as I. And as you. I offer you a choice."
Hushed and echoed music plays throughout the battlefield as time slows. "Join me. Join us six. Join Flowey in his quest. Together, we can do away with anyone who wants to kill you. These godmodders, these players... Let's turn them all to dust." The Scribe steps back. "Or, you can turn around and ignore me. If you do that... If you turn your back on what could be an opportunity to create a new era in this world... Then you should get out of here. Find whatever shortcut or exit you can. Because if you oppose the Pact I've made... You're going to be one of those who we strike off the record. I know I said I won't kill you. But when our plan succeeds, I won't be the one in charge."
The ground around the Rorschach is so corrupted that it erodes entirely, creating a gaping hole in the earth that caves in steadily with each passing second. The withered purple grass fades away into the maw of death that is slowly becoming the Battlefield. Everything falls into the hole that defies the foundation of the underground labyrinth that makes up the bulk of the world, creating a chasm that extends down to bedrock and liquefies into pure ink. Sans dodges the attack, standing atop his throne of bones. He glares at the Scribe - did his eye just flicker with cyan for a moment?
Everyone flees from the field as the hole in the world grows and grows, its greedy vortex pulling in all. Sans' onslaught stops as the whirlwind of corruption increases, viewing the Scribe with distaste. He's just like the others, isn't he. He's willing to kill because it's business. The Scribe scans the field hungrily, looking for a target... Ah. The Haunt. Just another ghost who needs to be locked back in hell. The Scribe takes the Rorschach, which is floating in the air and acting as a hub for the corruption, and points it at The Haunt.
Instantly, the ghost is flung into the pit of corruption by a gravitational force so powerful it exceeds the natural flight all ghosts possess. The Haunt disappears into a speck, colliding with the ink below. His form turns purple and rotten, vapors and fire emanating from his body as he crumbles into the ink, becoming one with its liquid. The Scribe then tosses some white-out into the pit. Instantly, the roaring vortex stops, the entire battlefield patching itself back up in the span of a second.
The Scribe doesn't chuckle; he barely emotes at all. He just lands on the ground, looking at Sans. "I'll do anything at all to get out of this hell. I know you understand that. But I'm telling you. You need to make a choice. You all need to make a choice. You call yourself the players... No. You're the ones being played."
In a puff of smoke, the Scribe disappears, retreating underground. (If The Haunt can't be targeted, just target another random PZ entity.)
the Scribe hears a voice in his head-only the Scribe, mind. specifically, MY voice: "Alright, to keep it short-and-sweet, two things. First, Flowey is not as experienced of a multiversal entity as you are. JUST clearing that up! Second: You'll fight me. And I mean you will really fight me. You'll need to fight me and you'll need to win-I have a bad feeling that if you can't...well...I get a bad feeling about the consequences."
as for sans...after dodging all of that...He pauses, then:
sans: flowey, just promise me one thing-you'll try to stop her, right?
sans: after all, she did screw you over pretty hard, i bet.
sans: i have no real reason to like you at all, and i bet you won't really honor me at all, but that much, we can find common ground on that much right?
sans: i could say why i'm asking, but really, you don't care enough.
sans: so will you do the thing i'm betting you were already going to do?
The Haunt takes 15,000 damage (halved from also attacking sans)! Your entities will do as you say!
sansdeals 1,000 damage to Dark Bowser and SCP-882. This kills Dark Bowser! His Dark Star Core tumbles out of him, but IT manages the dodge!
Re-echeladder Hm. Uhhhhhhhh. I have absolutely no clue. I'm going to go with... A SECRET.12/50
Lin-Willdrew Ante Chamber 32/50 This isn't even a pun. This is a normal word that I split in two, because it's "ante matter", which was a pun off of antimatter. Long story short, two rights made a wrong.
Golem: I think that summoning entities is supposed? to be "fighting on an equal level because you're friends and you have each other's backs", but that just falls really flat what with players being invulnerable and entities... not invulnerable.
Golem: I don't think Chara actually DID do anything wrong. I mean sure, they ask you for your soul, but...
Golem: In the end, it's still "you". Not Frisk, not Chara, but "you". The player. The one person who ultimately controls everything, no matter what Chara says. They have a twisted sense of humor and hate humanity, sure, but the total list of things they actually do wrong are "committing suicide" and "destroying the world because you taught them that they were brought back into it for the sole purpose of violence" as well as maybe "letting you call Toriel your mother and then flirt with her", since they're responsible for the entire interface.
Golem: Of course, ultimately Chara totally did wrong things from Sans' point of view, but it's kind of interesting to think about.
Golem: Charge's finished, sweet. Alright, let's just... do THIS.
Blue bones appear out of nowhere, barreling towards the Hivemind. Sadly, even if the Hivemind knew about blue attacks, they're a writhing mass that can clearly never stop moving. The Hivemind takes massive damage from all the blue bones, and then... they stop. I then wave my hand down, and the Hivemind slams into the ground, where it is hit by another bone from the side.
Golem: You're blue now! That's... well, that's Papyrus' attack, I suppose. Can't really call it mine.
I then send waves of bones at the Hivemind, but the Hivemind is once again thwarted by its own conflicted nature, both failing to jump high enough to get over the bones and running into them at every possible moment. After about 10 or so rounds of my doing this, I stop smacking the Hivemind around.
Golem: Alright, it's time for the SPECIAL ATTACK!
I pull out a plaster skull, then summon a GASTER BLASTER BUSTER CLUSTER, which promptly blasts the Hivemind to pieces.
Golem: ...I found out where that dog put it. Okay, that's a lie, I just stole the Master Plaster Gaster Blaster Caster from the Terraria session. Not like I'm going to miss it for more than a few minutes. And don't even think of nullifying that, it was flavor text at best. Not like I'm going to keep this thing, or even acknowledge that I had it after this.
I also open up a gift.
The Hivemind takes FAR too much damage and dies! With the death of the Hivemind, the 2nd Gatekeeper is finally dead! The corpse of Twitchy fades into light-blue psionic particles, Knife Clusters fly backwards through the barrier, the disembodied Hands and Red Array of Death fade into the ether, and the Disembodied Heart just sits there!
UserZero stares at you. She looks surprisingly neutral considering the implied death threat.
A final rift in space-time opens up, one last, where MANY more unown lie.////WELP-THAT-WAS-KIND-OF-FUN!-SHAME-THE-BODY-HAD-TO-GO!-CAN'T-PICK-ANOTHER-FOR-A-LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG-TIME!-WITH-THAT-SAID-MIGHT-RECREATE-IT-SOMEDAY!-WE-LIKED-IT-VERY-MUCH!-OH-YEAH-REWARD-HERE-YOU-GO!//// A few things are tossed out of the barrier-a floppy disc, and a Spoil of War! It then seals itself. That's the last you'll see of her...Hopefully forever.
The Spoil of War seems to be an ever-shifting symbol of alchemical symbols! What this does is replicate the Alchemical attack that Twitchy herself couldn't! This spawns a Disembodied Heart, which acts exactly like the Disembodied Heart does now, bar the spoil's version being generally weaker in HP and summon potential. Of course, it has a whooping 30 charge time, so don't expect to spam this. The Tape, meanwhile, is marked '1.' Given the theme with numbering occasionally occurring (starting at 0 instead of 1), I bet that's the second in a set.
sansdeals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
You open up a Glove of the Earth (Level 3). this one has a green emblem on a mostly dark-gray background, but is otherwise familiar to the Gloves of the Sun and Moon.
Sandstorm-Darude Version II Sandstorm-TM version: Irritation 4/5
Mooshroom II Mega Mushroom: Mega Mooshroom 4/5
What does it do? Well, it gives milk. And mushrooms.
Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link 1/??
Causes two beings to feel the same pain as the other is feeling.
"Remember when I threw up a ball of energy into a portal?
Okay, just checking."
I decide to let the Hivemind know that Twitch hasn't become popular yet. They would be better served watching it right now in order to popularize it.
Suddenly, Chris Redfield in football gear charges the Hivemind.
Protonjon: FOOOOOTBAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
The Hivemind is sacked.
Dialga uses Flash Cannon on the Hivemind.
The Gatekeeper has officially gotten gud, so none of this is really important.
In other news, in a surprise twist, General Tor's Mechsuit FINALLY comes back, piloted by an anonymous figure! You can't tell who it is...But he/she seems very familiar with the machine, so you can make educated guesses. Same mechanics as before. General Tor's Mechsuit (re) summoned!
Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link (Level 6: 1/7)
I'm not even sure if I was in what I'm assuming was the update. I used the find function, it wasn't in Tazz's post.
Speed uses Phoenix Flare on the Flowey Expies. (Question: I can attack AZ entities, right? Not that I'm doing it right now, just a question.) He rockets into the sky, clearing a flaming aura around himself on the way up. When he reaches the peak of how high he wants to go (about 20k metres/blocks in the air), he shouts, creating a Phoenix shape from the flame. He then rockets back towards the ground, slamming into where the Flowey Expies are, creating an explosion of flame. Speed takes those flames, and brings them closer together into a pillar shape so the Expies take more damage.
Hey! Flowey! I want you to FEEL THE BURN!
After finishing his "genius" one liner, he uses Chaos Control to get back on UserZero's side.
Nothing? No questions? No "Who are you"? No "Where did you come from?" No "Aren't you an entity? Shouldn't HE be the one down here fighting?"
He gestures up to a cloud where I am.
I thought I explained that last one. You're taking my place as a PC! I'm up here, not helping nor hindering anyone, while you do the fighting and dying and respawning.
I knew that.
Right. Just tell your boss-
HEY! I'm my OWN boss! A PRINCE does not have a "boss"!
Edgeworth.
Foiled again by the power of backstory. Curse you.
Yeah, yeah, I get that a lot. You aren't the first. Just tell UserZero that I'll stay away from her, and she'll stay away from me, because I'm completely disinterested, and could not care less of the fate of this Server, so long as I survive. I'm bringing you out and breaking out the artillery if she attacks me.
Elemental Emeralds? Because I have them here.
No. The BIG GUNS.
Oh, THOSE old things? Why?
Because they're the most damaging weapon on your side of reality?
Action Summary:
Speed uses Phoenix Flare on the Flowey Expies, complete with detailed explanation of what happens.
Note: Speed is my Player Character! If I jump in, it will be as a entity! Right now, I'm just a spectator, who happens to be the one who got Speed here, and is not able to leave. Or an RP entity, if we want to get fancy and (possibly) steal some more things from TV Tropes 2.
Special Attacks:
Gauss Rifle: (3 charges from UserZero) 5/50
i know how you work, Spam Filter.
Any entity in the EoTB can be targeted! No worries! 22,000 damage to the Flowey Expies! The real Flowey...might take offense to your insult directed mostly at him. As those things aren't him, you know.
UserZero doesn't even seem remotely interested in asking questions, as if she literally knows everything she has to know about you! She nevertheless smirks, pats your head for a job well done, and gets right back into it! Just, one note: Inventory doesnt' carry over in any official aspect. You can use the weapons from TvTropes freely, but expect no damage boost. (on that note, weapons cannot be destroyed).
Tracking Rocket Chainsaw: A rocket-propelled chainsaw that tracks down your enemies. Doesn't explode, but does a hefty amount of damage from being a chainsaw with blades powered by rocket fuel. EMC value of 39,103.
I pull out the Weaponsmith's Briefcase and open it, revealing a submachine gun with which I open fire on the Hivemind.
Entity Action
Fennia will prove the existence of a giant block of stone over the Hivemind traveling 50,000 m/s downward. Said block of stone promptly crushes the Hivemind.
The Plusinator Crystals 6/50 +1 from MeGa, +3 from Jon (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 10+ if I made a Level 10 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 10 Alchemy deals 4,000 damage, However the Level 10+ Alchemy deals 4,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Mini LHC && Crazy Particles && Meowmere ll Rune Blade = Madhouse 11/11! I Inspect the blade
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
Allies Action:
Sir Shield is in the Pit where Walker threw him down to the pit...
Lunabade sends the Healing Token on Ultra Greed (That what heals him a bit)
The Ebbotine Temmie slaps the Annoying Dog in the face. again
The Shadow Magician casts Light Heal to heal Lunabade
+1 Talist +1 Jon +1 Irecreeper
Charge Bank: +1 from Redstone
My Items
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Good Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Dark
Red Dead Retribution [Power Rank VII] Ranged Weapon and part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree
Like a Boss [Power Rank X] Melee/Ranged Weapon Sadly it don't have the Damage up Buff against Bosses because of Balance
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits) (I am saving these until another Big Boss/Gatekeeper appeared.)
Potion of Dire Nectar: 1x (Used on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits)
Materials:
Broken Temmie Crown (h0I!)
Essence of Sp00p (Used for Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 15+ (+ is i want to make the Plusinator Crystal via the 50 post Charge.)))
Madhouse: A blade containing the distilled essence of randomness, madness and chaos. Swinging this blade...Who knows what'll be sword-beamed out of this?! It looks like a rainbow, that's all you really can put on it that stays consistent.
Whops. He/She decided not to come to the party as well immediately, and will arrive this turn. Mana cost is free on the action, but only this one!
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 50/50(+3 others +1 from me)
Alchemies
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives Zone of Control 4/?
Then I try another alchemy: School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives WISE FROM YO GWAVES 4/?
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
Then I use wish to create a contingent spell: Time stop with 50 uses for sans(which means that sans can stop the time for 1050 seconds for resting and so regaining avoid chance)
Then I tell him "I trust you please succeed in killing the GS team"
sans has absolutely no idea why you did that. hat's so generous I think he thinks you're bluffing somehow. He'll keep that in reserve in case he feels like a burst of extra damage. Everyone on your team promptly beats you to death for helping sans!
I clamber down from my tree and decide to make a supportive move! I decide to invest in Ultra Greed by giving him some amount of coins, which should do something to help him out.
Support: 43/100
You give him a bag of coins, which randomly contains...Wow, a Quarter! 25 Pennies added to Ultra Greed's bank!
Spying the chance for a quick kill, I whip out a bow and snipe Ebbotine Temmie from afar. If I can't do that, I hit something else instead.
"Right, PZ team! Right about now seems like a good time to fight Richard. The AZs are the weakest they've been in a LONG time, and they're probably going to get better the MINUTE Sans stops bombarding them."
Also, unless Sans also goes through the neutrals, then that means we're next on his targeting rampage... Which concerns me, since I have a 20-HP unit that only survived due to being able to dodge the bones, and there is no automatic saving roll for his Gaster Blasters...
Ebbontine Temmie 'enjoys' his one-way ticket to limbo!
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
John transforms into beast form
"I vote we use three of our players on the hivemind. If the hivemind is still alive"
Alchemies:
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
Beast form switch made! +1 to all players! Their abilities will be used on what they feel like is the best option at the time, BTW.
[RP AND ATTACKS]
I turn back to the Chef-Class Imperator Titan, who managed to avoid the 1,000 damage to basically every AZ. I then turn to the Alchemiter, which has just completed my latest railgun. I then turn to my speakers, which haven't been used since I logged on to... what is this place even called... the Zeroth Server.
I put on 'only my railgun' into the speakers which play so loudly that shockwaves appear out of it and slam into the Chef-, before taking out only my railgun and fire shots out of it at the Chef-Class Imperator Titan to the rhythm of only my railgun, which is a relatively fast paced song. These shots are small enough and sharp enough to have a decent chance of cutting straight through the accursed Void Shield and hitting straight into the Chef-Class Imperator Titan.
[HOMURA ACTION]
Sans the Skeleton, Gamma Plus and possessor of 'Karmic Retribution'. Such a power would be fit to torture the incubators, if I needed so.
My witch demoralises the Imperator Titan and a GS.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Readymade Luv 4/50 (+3 from Best Godmodder)* ================================================== The 0riginal Megalovania 28/50 (+3 from Best Godmodder) ================================================== Number 15 31/40 (+3 from Best Godmodder) ======================================== Coin Launcher || ESP Railgun COMPLETE! == only my railgun (9/9) ========= ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (3/??) ===========
*I wonder what Ayaze would think of this.
+1 to Walker/engie_ninja, +1 to TT2000, +1 to Sp33d0n
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] (@FBSN: I always assumed a godmodder's and Tazz's assists are global to all charges, while player assists are focused on one charge or spread across all of them. @Sp33d0n: Due to 'sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the currently-airborn Imperator, Curac and Leicteron, and Lunablade's Armor!', we're gaining an entity advantage. The Gauss Rifle would probably fit with a 20 post charge, and is something more suited for Acolyte. The current 'things to murder' for PZs are sans and the Chef-Class Imperator Titan. @Tazz: 'My witch' refers to Homulilly. Our mystery man is named Verdana. From what I've seen in Pain and Suffering, this is very, very good.)
[INVENTORY]
Coin Launcher, ESP Railgun, only my railgun
sans: not really all that nice to torture anything to begin with.
sans: then again, don't know who these incubators are.
You deal 16,000 damage to the Imperator! Homulily will do as you say!
(21 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier (+3, Mythic)
+3 to Mythic
=Action=
It's time to crank the salt to 11. And to do this properly, I'm putting the Hivemind through the EIGHT TRIALS OF PURE SALTY RAGE. The sheer length of this attack manifests as a portal, dropping the Hivemind into my glorious salt-based gauntlet! The walls and quite literally everything are made out of salt; table salts, pure NaCl, gamer salt, and lots of other salts. Including plenty of my own salt. The pristine white chambers are illuninated with Sodium (Na) Crystals, mixed with Glowstone Dust. The floor from beneath the Hivemind crumbles, turning into individual flakes of salt.
TRIAL ONE: THE DESCENT
The Hivemind is now freefalling, down towards a massive salt-based arena! The drop is nearly 500 blocks, and along the way are massive floating salt asteroids of sorts, covered in massive spines. And if the Hivemind misses the Arena, it'll fall into a sea of molten salt! There's also no flying allowed; a strange device affixed to the Hivemind makes sure of that! The Hivemind plummets, avoiding plenty of the meteors, but gets impaled by a few on the way down, the salt adding... salt to the wounds, making them sting. After a few meteors, say thirteen, the Hivemind makes it to the final stretch; just an uninterrupted fall towards the arena! Nothing could possibly go wrong, except the Hivemind has no way to slow down. The Hivemind slams straight into the arena...
TRIAL TWO: THE ONSLAUGHT
The Hivemind pulls itself out of a crater, and is now in the center of the arena. Plenty of Salt Elementals storm into the arena, armed with Saltsabers; they're like lightsabers except instead of light, there's salt. And to top it off, there's a large crowd, cheering and using kids merchandise to fire upon the Hivemind. The Salt Elementals rush the Hivemind, using team tactics to constantly destroy parts of the Hivemind. Salt Elementals cycle in and out to give them time to heal, and while in the rear, they fire salt blasts at the Hivemind's most exposed parts. The Hivemind manages to soldier through all of this, and forcibly tears apart most of the Salt Elementals. Once all the Salt Elementals are gone, the arena gates wheel open, unleashing said molten salt from outside the arena into the center.
TRIAL THREE: THE FLOOD
A Transparisaltsteel dome encases the arena, stopping the Hivemind from getting out, but keeping the spectators safe. The Hivemind has nowhere to go, and opts to use it's massive healthpool to simply TANK the basically-lava! This proves to be a bad decision, as the molten salt is agonizing to stay in. The Hivemind then forces itself out of the lava after smashing the flight-suppressing device on the ground, then flies up above, because I'm assuming it can do that, based on HIVEMIND RESEARCH LEVEL 7. Turrets suddenly materialize inside the dome and fire upon the Hivemind, attempting to keep it inside the lava! These turrets fire blasts of super-heated salt, making both the ground and air super-hard to live in! And to make matters worse, the lava levels are slowly rising! After about seven minutes of dodging salt-blasts, the entire dome is filled up with salt-based lava. Given that the arena gates are still open, the Hivemind attempts to deal with the lava, and swims out through the ajar gates. In the distance is a massive beacon of light; perhaps it's a way out?
TRIAL FOUR: THE SWIM
Now, the Hivemind needs to swim about 782 blocks to reach the beacon of light! Normally, the Hivemind WOULD float above the lava, but thanks to the presence of salt-airships searching for it, that'd be a bad idea, unless it wanted to repeat Trials 2 and 3. Meaning that the Hivemind NEEDS to stay in the soup. As the Hivemind swims, it realizes that a few sea creatures have adapted to live in the scalding sea; piranhas. LAVA piranhas. They all swarm the Hivemind as it swims, and they're simply too fast to be hit away! Suddenly, as fast as they came, the piranhas disperse, and massive LAVA SHARKS replace them. Needless to say, the Hivemind can't wait to make it to the beacon...
TRIAL FIVE: THE ISLAND
The Hivemind arrives at the beacon of light, but apparently, the beacon is actually located at the centre of a deserted salty island! It's a long trek, but there's enough tree coverage to make it to the beacon without getting spotted. Which means no flying. The Hivemind begins the long, tedious journey across the deserted island, about 452 blocks in diameter. Eventually, the Hivemind, in a bored daze of walking, walks out of tree coverage for 1.42 seconds, and gets spotted by about half of the Salt Airships. Molten salt bombs then crash into the forests covering the island, causing it to erupt into flames! The Hivemind is forced to run through a burning forest, all while being napalm bombed at fired at with high-calibre salt Gatling guns!
TRIAL SIX: THE ASCENT
The Hivemind finally makes it to the beacon of light, and feels a strong upward force. It's lifted off of the ground, and forced straight up! It's really hard to move inside the beacon of light, allowing the still-present Salt Airships to get more rounds off, and generally just pepper the Hivemind. With salt. Several soldiers jump into the beam of light as well, and thanks to simple propulsion packs, they're able to dash around in the beam of light, and attack the Hivemind with salt-sabers! Eventually, all the airships disperse, and the moment the Hivemind kills the last soldier...
TRIAL SEVEN: THE GUARDIAN
The beating of wings is heard, and a massive creature, with four massive wings, twelve-dozen eyes and several salty tentacles appears! The mark of an hourglass is embedded into it's head, and the Hivemind soon finds out why; the Hivemind feels everything slow down, and the beast, known as the Guardian, dashes around and constantly stabs the Hivemind with salty appendages, and fires salty lasers from it's eyes. The Hivemind barely manages to get any damage off, but in time, it'll kill the Guardian! It then fails to dodge a blue sphere, shot from the hourglass mark...
...and finds itself at Trial One, all injures intact from last time. The Hivemind trudges through every single last challenge again, each time, getting more hits off on the Guardian. It's amazing that the Hivemind can keep going; it's been through so much. But on the 21th attempt, the Guardian was slain by the Hivemind, and crumbles to dust as the Hivemind reaches the end of the beam of light...
TRIAL EIGHT: REENTRY
The Hivemind is flung through a portal! This portal is highly unstable, and it seems like going through will take a long time! The Hivemind, inside the portal is being slowly turned into salt, and doesn't know what awaits on the other side of the portal. It keeps going straight up, nothing stopping it! However, the pain is agonizing; it's like salt and lemon juice was rubbed into every single last one of your wounds, and somebody rubbed peppers into them, too. But eventually, the Hivemind reaches the end of the portal, and emerges in the battlefield.
...of course, the moment it sticks its' head out the portal, I shut off the power to the portal, bisecting it and leaving the other half of the Hivemind in another dimension.
...if Twitchy / The Hivemind is already dead by the time this attack goes off, the powers of sheer, untamed salt will hopefully make this attack stun, and hit the Annoying Dog.
/focusedaction
The Annoying Dog takes the blow, getting 50,000 damage and a stun! Owch!
I proceed to cast a lot of bling on all non-PZ entities, granting them the divine power of pimp-ness.
I realize that Sans is likely going to be a nuisance, so I whip out my smartphone (It involves nanomachines for reasons you don't know right now. In fact, it's a Nanokia. Bad pun, right?) and call another insuferabily difficult boss from a deconstructive anti-violence game (He is a huge jerk. Really. No-one likes him. However, he is really good at teleport-spamming, which is why I'm bothering with this guy).
-Hello, I need your help to take down a guy who is too tough to kill.
-Why would I want to do that? Go fix that for yourself. I don't need to do that. It would be too easy for you, and would break the fun I'm having at seeing the mess going on.
-Well, you have two options here: Either you prove that you got gud,and get to defeat something powerful enough that it WILL prove that you're the best unit in the KIA, or you don't do anyhting and give Failbaddon some company because he wouldn't be the only incompetent ****wit with missing limbs around anymore. Also, you must redeem yourself for what you did/tried to do in you home 'verse.
-I still don't want to do it. Really. I'm still trying to get back at the Anomaly over what happened. By which I mean "She nuked me and stole my Supercharge"; and wasting my time with that would be rather...counterproductive.
-Fine, so now your name is...Failsha the Egocentric Teleport-spamming One-Armed Failure?
Now seriously, you'll also get a lifetime free supply of hot drinks. And enough money to become the biggest pimp of all 'verses.
-Why. Fine, you convinced me, but I'm not going anywhere unless I know who I'll be up against.
-Well, there is this "Sans" guy,a bunch of ninjas who become stronger the fewer of them are left, an animatronic, and more weird s***.
-I can't help but think that this will be awful.
If you so much as survive without getting thrown back for 10 turns or so, you'll be definitely able to declare yourself the second biggest badass in your 'verse. And the only one who would beat you at that is mostly badass at videogames. That and because an Eilodon exoskeleton got rekt here and the KIA asked me to call someone who is willing to be bold enough to recover the remains.
-Well, I'm going there, in no small part because of the possibity of gitting gud.
Seems like I managed to convince Asha (The Iji character. Not to be confused with the Saints Row character) to come help me, which is surprisingly difficult, as he is really egocentric and is an insufferable jerk, so simply using his tendency to prove himself to be strong or his tendency to seek glory is somewhat difficult.
Sadly, it will take quite a lot of time for him to come (I'm not quite sure. I leave that to the GM. This is also part of the plotline).
By that description, about 40 posts of charge. In any case, bling sent! it does absolutely nothing!
now time for something completely different: 50/50 SUMMONING.
Marvel of Machinery: 17/50
some loser: 10/25
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (4/11)
I had many ideas for this summon, but this one is the final, definitive version.
the thing
(Note: All of these characters are separate entities, but they will be listed like this: Random Characters: Character A: 10/10, Character B: 25/25 and Character C: 5/5)
Specials that apply to every cast member: Entities can only hit a cast member once in a turn (example: Sans can deal 1,000 damage to every cast member with a bone attack, but cannot do it again in that turn), but only 5 members (excluding the MRC) can act in a turn.
The Entire Cast of Battle For Dream Island:
Master Recovery Center: HP: 50,000/50,000 Attack: 0 Special: Will place members of the BFDI cast that have died into a "Recovery Queue", which after a set number of turns, the characters in the queue will be revived. (First in the queue gets revived in one turn, second in two turns, third in three turns, etc. etc.) If the MRC is destroyed, it cannot recover anymore characters.
Leafy: HP: 10,000/10,000 Attack: 5,000 Special: Hang Glider: Takes three turns to charge, gives Leafy and one other entity a 100% dodge rate for one turn.
Firey: HP: 10,000/10,000 Attack: 7,000 Special: Gives Match a 40% attack bonus on every turn they are both alive, however, gives Coiny a 20% attack nerf on every turn they are both alive.
Match: HP: 8,000/8,000 Attack: 8,000 Special: Gets a 40% attack bonus from Firey on every turn they are both alive. Gives Pencil a 20% damage reduction on every turn they are both alive.
Pencil: HP: 10,000/10,000 Attack: 4,000 Special: Friendship!: Takes four turns to charge, heals two other AZs by 10,000 health. Gets a 20% damage reduction from Match on every turn they are both alive.
Flower: HP: 10,000/10,000 Attack: 10,000 Special: Cannot miss attacks (except on entities like UserZero), but does not gain anything from defense buffs and cannot be shielded.
Blocky: HP: 6,000/6,000 Attack: 5,000 Special: Gives both Pin and Pen a 30% attack buff on every turn that Blocky and Pin/Pen/both are alive.
Pin: HP: 6,000/6,000 Attack: 10,000 Special: Gets a 30% attack buff from Blocky every turn they are both alive, but Bubble takes 1,000 damage on every turn they are both alive.
Pen: HP: 10,000/10,000 Attack: 2,000 Special: Gets a 30% attack buff from Blocky every turn they are both alive, and gives every BFDI cast member that's alive a 10% dodge chance.
Bubble: HP: 4,000/4,000 Attack: 15,000 Special: Takes 1,000 damage from Pin every turn they are both alive.
Coiny: HP: 10,000/10,000 Attack: 12,000 Special: Gets a 20% attack nerf from Fiery every turn they are both alive, but is always placed first in the Recovery Queue.
Needle: HP: 10,000/10,000 Attack: 10,000 Special: No special.
Woody: HP: 5,000/5,000 Attack: 50,000 Special: Has a 95% chance to miss attacks.
Golf Ball: HP: 6,000/6,000 Attack: 0 Special: Gives a 5% attack buff to every BFDI cast member except Teardrop.
Ice Cube: HP: 1,000/1,000 Attack: 14,000 Special: Has a 75% dodge rate. Can I Join Your Alliance?: Takes 4 turns to charge. Cannot be harmed by entities from one enemy faction for 2 turns after activation.
Spongy: HP: 50,000/50,000 Attack: 0 Special: Can act as a meatshield for two AZ entities.
Eraser: HP: 10,000/10,000 Attack: 4,000 Special: Cannot be damaged for more than 5,000 damage in a turn, but has a 50% chance to miss.
Teardrop: HP: 6,000/6,000 Attack: 10,000 Special: Does not receive an attack buff from Golf Ball and cannot be given specific commands.
David: HP: 10,000/10,000 Attack: 0 Special: AW, SERIOUSLY?: Takes 7 turns to charge, and deals 10,000 damage to 5 random non-AZ entities.
Rocky: HP: 10,000/10,000 Attack: 0 Special: Barf Bomb: Takes 5 turns to charge, and deals 15,000 damage to 3 random entities, AZ ones included.
Snowball: 10,000/10,000 Attack: 15,000 Special: No special.
Tennis Ball: 10,000/10,000 Attack: 5,000 Special: Gives a 5% damage reduction buff to every BFDI cast member while alive.
(Feel free to buff or nerf any of these as you see fit)
Alrighty, nerfs: The five that act in a turn are the five who's specials are capable of being used in that turn, otherwise they're inactive (unless they're negative). Any attacker with less than 10,000 but more than 5,000 damage is nerfed to 5,000 damage; Every character above 10,000 damage bar Woody is down to 10,000. Finally, the turn that something goes into the queue is delayed-in other words, if something dies, it'll take a turn before things go to normal operations.
The Throne: ================================================== 37/50 (N/A)
The Hourglass: ================================================== 45/50 (N/A)
I +3 Bomber. We need to get you an open charge slot fast.
While the Scribe skulks off, Uncle Grandpa returns for some family-friendly hijinks. He looks at the writhing abomination that is Twitchy with disgust - or, more specifically, he looks at the seizure-inducing section of Twitchy that has the very real capability to revive something long past its expiration date: The Hivemind. Uncle Grandpa understands what he has to do. It's time to attack.
The Hivemind floats in the air without a care in the world until it feels a stabbing sensation. A bee just stung it. The bee dies shortly thereafter and the sting wasn't even that bad, just a little cut. The Hivemind relaxes some more until it hears something in its ear-analogue: a buzzing noise. The Hivemind turns every which way to try and pinpoint the noise, but it finds nothing. Then it feels a few more stings and finds a few more dead bees. Weirded out at this point, the Hivemind acutely scans the battlefield to stop any more bee attacks before they happen. After a few minutes of boredom, the Hivemind is satisfied.
Then the sun disappears.
The Hivemind blinks in shock. Did that actually just happen? Was the sun kicked from the sky and thrown in to space? Is eternal night and damnation going to be the future the Hivemind is condemned to? ...No. The sun's still there, it's just blocked by a writhing cloud. A cloud so dense and massive it looks alive. The Hivemind takes a closer look. The cloud's made of... Oh. The cloud's made of bees.
Instantly, the cloud shoots from the sky, swarming right for the Hivemind. But these aren't your ordinary bees. These are killer wasps summoned from Uncle Grandpa's signature Beezooka. They have large stingers, menacing purple eyes, and drills for hands. The onslaught rushes around the Hivemind, trapping it inside a swirling ring of bees. The bees absorb all the nutrients and honey from the earth, quickly assembling a mighty fortress around the Hivemind forged from honeycombs. To prevent the Hivemind from leaving the castle, three rings of OHKO bee spike stingers, each larger than the last, is positioned around the castle in a dome.
The Hivemind must go through the castle and defeat all of the bee-related challenges it finds along the way if it wants a shot at leaving. But of course, the Hivemind doesn't want to do any of that. It just wants to focus on reviving Twitchy and gaining enough energy to accomplish that task. It can't afford to be distracted by such menial trials. So the Hivemind sits in place in the middle of the castle of honeycombs, standing still and doing nothing except charging energy and browsing internet forums. This goes on for half an hour.
After that time, every bee imaginable swarms out of the honeycombs, supercharged with the raw honey they've collected. Their drills pierce through the Hivemind's body, jabbing at its insides and spreading poison throughout its veins. Howling with pain, the Hivemind storms through the castle entrance, ready to solve any trial to just get this hell of stingers over with. The first challenge is a pit the Hivemind must jump over. If it fails, it falls into the pit and is eaten by bee stingers. The Hivemind makes the jump, determined, when it finds that the bees have stung its legs off mid-flight. The Hivemind falls into the pit and is eaten alive.
Once the Hivemind recovers, swelling and gaping wounds all across its body which is now made of more poison than blood, the Hivemind reaches the next challenge: it must run through a field of sweet-smelling flowers. During the spring. In a Sunflower Plains XL biome. With honey lathered all over its body. The Hivemind barely makes it a foot before bees cover every pore on its body. After another half an hour of dragging its way through the plains biome, the Hivemind finishes the challenge, making it to the next room of the castle.
The Hivemind must fight a giant honeycomb statue armed with a gargantuan bee stinger for a sword. At this point, the Hivemind has developed an instinct to cower and run from bee stingers, so when he sees the statue's weapon, the Hivemind hides in a corner. The twist is that the statue was never a LIVING statue, just a statue, so the Hivemind is running from nothing and is now wasting minutes of precious time. Then all the bees re-emerge from their honeycombs and keep stinging the Hivemind until it leaps from its hiding spot, yelling furiously and breaking the statue in one strike. Guess what was inside? That's right! Another swarm of bees. The Hivemind barely makes it out of the room in one piece.
Next, the Hivemind must climb a staircase with 909,000 steps. That's not that hard, the Hivemind thinks! But it has to do it on a really narrow staircase where only one foot can be on a step at a time, and each step is really high so you need to climb up what amounts to a short wall to get to the next one, and if you fall off, you fall into a lake of molten honey, and you're also covered in honey, and there are a thousand beehives swarming the ceiling so if one little noise disturbs them, the bees will awaken. Also the steps are covered in ice. The Hivemind makes it to the 909,000th step without a hitch until it sneezes, launching itself backwards, landing on every spike individually, falling into the lake of honey, and awakening the beehives.
After ten more trials of a similar caliber, the Hivemind finally makes it to the throne room of the Honeycomb Castle. Seated on the throne is an anthropomorphic Impetus Comb. The Hivemind understands what's going on here - the bees are going to use the honey they collected to unleash a devastating Comb Rave with the intent of finishing the Hivemind off! However, the bees have failed to realize that the honey they've found isn't Pang Nectar (so it can't fill the Comb) AND Comb Raves aren't a feature in the game (so they can't exist). The Impetus Comb glitches out of existence, causing the entire castle to melt into pure corruption, trapping the Hivemind into an unstable pocket dimension that is made ENTIRELY of OHKO bee spikes.
Results are predictable.
(In case the Hivemind is dead, I attack the Haunt. Envision a similar attack but filled with ghosts instead of bees. In case HE is dead, I attack a random PZ entity. Envision a similar attack but filled with something that would be equally detrimental to the entity and relating to their name.)
I close my hands and I am going to use my Combo Ra- [ERROR NO ALCHEMY THAT IS SIMILAR TO IMPETUS COMB OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.] Goddammit i am going to make 1 similar to the Impetus Comb right now...
I pull off something. while I look at Homulilly in I pull out something that I was waiting, 5 Laser Guns because I hate some ridiculous entities that has high HP, Unfair Combinations and something like that. I fire all 5 laser guns at Homulilly then I send several lawyers to beat Homulilly down for ripping off some Characters and I finish Homulilly with the Cleave Blade Prototype.
Character/Ally RP
I saw there is a group of BFDI Contestants and Lunabade had a brilliant idea. She inhales then preform feral and transforms herself into Lunai Speaker Box and she talks to the BFDI Contestants
Lunai/Lunabade while she is a speaker box: Welcome to the game of Battle For Dream Island in the style of DTG! Let me ask you, if they are doing good and has lots of Likes, they are Staying but if they're died or has lots of Dislikes They will be ELIMINATED. Luckily there is the Master Recovery Center up and running. If it's destroyed, the Contestant when dies will be immediately Eliminated.
She transforms from the Speaker box back to normal but with her claws retracted because she might accidental pop Bubble and she rushes off to find some intresting things to heal.
The Plusinator Crystals 12/50 +1 from Talist and MeGa, +3 from Jon (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 10+ if I made a Level 10 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 10 Alchemy deals 4,000 damage, However the Level 10+ Alchemy deals 4,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Canister && Mini Impetus Comb Fragment && Belt && bit of Problem Sleuth references = ??? 1/11
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = ??? 1/11
I try reading the list how to make the Extreme Bow Replica... an Generic Bow && Richard's Signature Material (Maybe the Extreme PArt)
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
Allies Action:
Lunabade sends the Healing Token on Ultra Greed (That what heals him a bit)
The Ebbotine Temmie slaps the Annoying Dog in the face. again
The Light Magician casts Light Heal to heal Lunabade
Light Magician: Aww I made the Accident last post but I fixed it now.
+1 Talist +1 Jon +1 Irecreeper
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Good Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Dark
Red Dead Retribution [Power Rank VII] Ranged Weapon and part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree
Like a Boss [Power Rank X] Melee/Ranged Weapon Sadly it don't have the Damage up Buff against Bosses because of Balance
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits) (I am saving these until another Big Boss/Gatekeeper appeared.)
Potion of Dire Nectar: 1x (Used on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits)
Materials:
Broken Temmie Crown (h0I!)
Essence of Sp00p (Used for Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 15+ (+ is i want to make the Plusinator Crystal via the 50 post Charge.)))
Canister && Mini Impetus Comb Fragment && Belt && bit of Problem Sleuth references = Impetus Comb (Level -1: 1/-1)
THAT'S NOT HAPPENING TWICE.
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black Flag (Level 10: 1/11)
The Throne: ================================================== 43/50 (+2 from Tazz, +1 from ninjatwist, TFT, teag2 and Revan)
The Hourglass: ================================================== 48/50 (+2 from Tazz, +1 from ninjatwist)
The Pact: ================================================== 3/50 (+2 from Tazz)
I +3 crystalcat.
An unearthly amber light fills the Scribe. He twitches slightly before moving on. And then he hears it. The Scribe hears Tazz. He somehow knows it's him despite having never heard him before. He knows because only a voice so all-encompassing and powerful, yet personal and calm could come from someone who has complete authority over everything. The Scribe doubles over, clamping his hands over his ears, as if trying to ignore Tazz despite the voice coming from practically inside his own head.
Flowey comes over to the Scribe, looking at him with a bemused expression. The Scribe turns around, angrily muttering at Flowey. "What are you looking at." Flowey laughs. * Oh, nothing. I just think it's interesting how easily you despise anyone with complete power over you. Kinda makes it look like you've got an inferiority complex or something, huh? The Scribe chuckles. "Yeah. Sure. Tazz just told me... we'll need to fight him and win once the Pact is completed." Flowey stares at the Scribe. * We'd better make sure to do what the mighty Game Master says, huh?
The two burst out with laughter.
Flowey stops moving, turning back to look at Sans. Something crosses his face for the briefest of seconds until his face lurches into a twisted grin. * She will suffer. And if she doesn't, I'll make her suffer. Flowey then burrows back into the ground.
It's that time of the month again! Uncle Grandpa's returned for another amazing attack! He sizes up the competition, deciding to just pick a PZ entity to attack at random! Better than that, he decides to not even do the picking! He'll hire someone else to do it! He gathers a variety of people to the field and asks them what the most threatening entity is! Everyone votes Sans because he's currently beating the tar out of everyone and everything in the game. Uncle Grandpa sighs, grows some muscles, and takes a good look at Sans.
Sans stares back with a grin that stretches across the corners of his face, two empty soulless eye sockets, and flames of cyan energy curling from his bleached white skull. Sans extends a bony hand and, instantly, a row of bones knocks into Uncle Grandpa, launching him into the air like he was shot out of a cannon. That isn't where Uncle Grandpa started, but that's where he's ending up - Uncle Grandpa sails through the air in a perfect arc and lands in the barrel of a large cannon that aims itself at a location far off in the horizon.
When Uncle Grandpa lands, he finds himself in a weird and strange world. This world has an orange sky, a black sun, red grass, and dull blue wood. Everything's opposite, and nothing is as it should be. But for some absurd reason, in this world, it's kill or be killed everything is made out of bones, down to the atomic level. Uncle Grandpa looks closer, seeing that the world is an exact replica of the server he's on, complete with skeleton replicas of every player, entity, and godmodder. And there, standing in the middle of it all, is the replica of Sans.
This replica of Sans is... weird. He still has the grin and his hands are in his pockets, but everything else about him is completely different. He has a baseball cap on his head, a yellow-and-blue striped shirt, blue shorts, some sort of badge, and he appears to be an actual human. Surrounding him, instead of columns of bones, appears to be towers of elemental psionic energy. Yep. There's no doubt about it. SANS IS NESS CONFIRMED.
I mean, it's pretty obvious. Just take a look at the fact that Sans repeatedly talks about how he "can't go back". What's the "back" he's talking about? Could it be the realm of Earthbound, which he abandoned when he died and turned into a skeleton? He also knows what the sun is, something none of the other monsters mention, and explicitly says "we call that the sun" when all the monsters see it on the surface, implying him and others know about the sun, which furthers the connection to Sans and people on the surface.
And remember in Sans's secret lab, when there's a picture of him with others the player doesn't recognize? Obviously those people were the other protagonists of Earthbound, and the player is able to recognize Ness as Sans because they look similar because they're the same person! Not to mention the fact that there's a badge in Sans' secret lab - Franklin Badge, anyone? Oh, and Papyrus has the Starman logo on his battle body, so he must be a Starman!
...Let's face it, this theory sucks. But there's gotta be some kind of truth to it, because Sans is quite clearly Ness in this nega-dimension! Uncle Grandpa grabs Ness and plot holes his way back to reality. Ness and Sans have an intense staredown which culminates in them having a nice long chat about their pasts. Eventually the two realize that in this reality, Sans isn't Ness, but in the nega-reality, Sans is Ness. As it turns out, in this reality, Sans is actually just Sans! Mind-blowing, huh? What's next, you're gonna tell me the Employer is actually just the Employer?
Ness has become good friends with Sans and decides he doesn't want to attack him. Uncle Grandpa, sensing the two have formed an unbreakable bond, directs Ness to attack a random PZ entity. The group of people Uncle Grandpa gathered to survey on who he should attack are outraged that their votes meant nothing, but Uncle Grandpa assures them that their lives still have meaning when he arranges them into the formation of pins in a bowling alley. Ness PK Thunders a thunderball into himself, skyrocketing into the crowd and knocking them over into a random PZ entity. The electricity damage and Ness going at really high speeds deals additional damage.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Minecraft:
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==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 18/30 (+2 from Tazz.)
Charge #4: 16/40 (+2 from Tazz.)
[b]The Pact[/b][b] 6/50[/b] (+3 from Twin.) (+2 from Tazz.)
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 3/16
Greater Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 1/11?
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 2/11
==Action==
An unearthly purple light fills Crystal. He twitches slightly before moving on.
Crystal decides to buff up the Imperator again, even if it earns him the wrath of UserZero. He takes out his four elemental weapons again, as well as the Flowmetal Wand. First, he uses the Disc of Deepest Depths to summon a massive amount of sand, which he fires into glass with the Blade of Hottest Flame. He dissolves the glass into Vitreus essentia, which he then separates into Ordo and Terra. He then summons water from the Cup of Coldest Seas and dissolves it into Aqua essentia. He fuses the Aqua and Terra essentia into Victus essentia, then adds the Ordo to make Sano. He then just summons a bunch of Machina essentia, before infusing both the Machina and Sano into the Flowmetal Wand, then into a massive crystal he summons with the Disc of Deepest Depths. He merges the crystal into the Imperator’s back, the essences of machines and healing blending together to make a passive machine-healing effect. Every turn, some of the essence stored within the crystal seeps out and repairs the Imperator, meaning the sum of all of this text should be a few turns, maybe 3, of a relatively strong Regen effect on the Imperator, once again boosted by Contract from Below. 3 turns before the boost, that is.
==Entities==
The Imperator fires its Plasma Annihilator at Homulily! Ramsay attacks Homulily with a barrage of nuts of every kind, since she's the Nutcracker Witch who can no longer crack any nuts. He then follows up with a barrage of nutcrackers, and then a barrage of knives for good measure.
The other chefs use their special abilities, Good Eats targeting the Asterism and Ultra Greed. The Guest Star ability summons a Wizened Hag, another cook - along with her black iron pot! She licks her lips... it looks like she's looking for some food, and she is not especially focusing on any cows around.
Wizened Hag [AZ] (Guest Star) - HP 125,000/125,000
Hag's Cauldron [AZ] (Guest Star) - HP 175,000/175,000 Life Absorbed: X
(Credit to Bomber for the idea and stats!)
A twisted, cannibalistic monster. She used to be a young woman with great knowledge in horticulture and arcane practices, but soon began self-experimentation. She continued her experiments deep in the woods, cooking and eating anyone unfortunate enough to be captured. Now, she has been given the great honor of being our first Guest Star!
Into The Pot - ||||
Can be cast immediately after the Wizened Hag is summoned. Cannot be used if the Hag's Cauldron is destroyed. The Hag throws an entity into the pot for four turns, where they are unable to attack. Every turn, the entity takes 5,000 damage until they are released from the Cauldron.
Taste The Stew - |||
The Wizened Hag tastes her stew in the cauldron, healing for a base of 20,000. This base increases by 1,000 for every turn an entity is in the pot. Obviously, cannot be used if the Hag's Cauldron is destroyed.
Tenderize - ||
The Wizened Hag attacks a target brutally, softening their flesh and lowering their defenses.
Seasoned To Perfection - ||||||||
The Wizened Hag improves her stew with rare herbs, doubling how much it heals her and how much damage it deals per turn!
Feel free to balance as needed, Tazz. To start off, the Wizened Hag uses Into the Pot[/b], tossing in Homulily!
==Responses/RP==
N/A
Ante Up!: 18/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 35/50 ==================================================
The Pact: 6/50 ================================================== (+3 from Crystal, +2 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
An unearthly maroon light fills Bomber. He twitches slightly before moving on.
Bomber would continue to aid the Imperator. Wielding the Empowered Gargoyle Staff in his right hand. The swirling orb at the staff's end glowed like molten lava, radiating heat into the air around it. Flames began to wisp off of the surface of the orb. The crackling of fire grew into a roar. The staff's tip was engulfed in flame. Pointing the staff at the Imperator, Bomber released the molten spell. It soared through the air before splashing across the Imperator's Void Shield. Though, the shield didn't seem to absorb the flame. Instead, the flame spread across the surface of the Imperator. Soon enough, the titanic mech was engulfed in flame, yet took no damage. Bomber watched as a resident pig attempted to approach the Void Shield, only to slowly roast to death as it metaphorically flew too close to the sun.
Indeed, Bomber has Immolated the Imperator. For a period of time, the Imperator is engulfed in a shield of flame, causing any enemies that attack the Imperator to take damage! On top of that, the Imperator will deal bonus damage to enemies it attacks due to the Immolation!
((Remove that second bit if it isn't balanced, Tazz.))
Finished Alchemy:
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (11/11)
I think this is my first weapon that's actually mine.
Action:
"I appear to have missed out on something."
I construct a bow of mana, integrating Heavy Class Commandment's archer form into it.
"A good number of you stopped moving for no discernible reason"
Drawing back the 'string', I invoke Fuoco for more power.
"Oh, and now that the mind creature is gone, I can focus on other targets, like that dethroned of yours."
Releasing the string, I shower Homulilly with arrows of fire.
Entity orders:
Fenris is attacking EngieNinja
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk: ==> [Stop being in first person]
An unearthly silver light fills Mythic. He twitches slightly before moving on.
But I prefer- Fine, have it your way.
[The way in which you observe Mythic has changed]
The sudden change in perspective allows you a better look at him.
He's not a Minecraftain. As far as you can tell, he's some kind of humanoid with animal ears? You can't make out what species they're meant to be on, and the tail isn't helping matters, mainly because he's consistently rotating to face you.
You did realize I can tell you're watching?
I was even playing along before you tried this.
It seems he's even more aware he's being watched than before, and while he's not willing to cooperate for now, there's really not much he can do to interfere.
Sans Centric Roleplay Chunk:
Sorry about that, then.
You seem like a reasonable person...
... Not that a monster like me know would know much about being reasonable.
But you're at least someone who really doesn't want anyone here to die.
...I really wish that were possible.
I'm really only here to protect certain people and gather resources.
But I can't leave, and I can't avoid conflict if I stay.
The fighting is more or less an unavoidable consequence of who I'm protecting.
Heh, no good deed goes unpunished, right?
Just keep working towards what you believe in, and hope for a brighter darkness.
And based on what seems to have happened, that would hopefully include a planet salvage
I'm not going to bother asking you to pick a side, but....
Let me know if you're up for negotiating anything else.
Just before the Hivemind's SOUL breaks, a flash of light is seen, and the Hivemind's SOUL is gone. The Golem holds up a jar containing the Hivemind's SOUL, albeit in a non-sentient form.
Golem: Alright, I've got a spare SOUL now. The Hivemind's a chaotic cluster of discordant thoughts, voices, and actions, its SOUL should behave similarly, and be more than powerful enough for my purposes. Now to absorb it.
The Golem quickly grabs the SOUL out of the jar, absorbing it.
An unearthly blue light fills the Golem. He twitches slightly before moving on.
......
Golem: Wait. Seriously. Ughhhhhhhhh. You just. Wow.
Golem: Sadly, there's several factors you've neglected to keep in mind when you decided to blow up the planet here, UserZero. Let's list them.
Golem: First off, many people don't own games. You actually probably already knew that, but let's continue from there.
Golem: The second thing is that the the majority of people who don't own games are either A. too poor to afford them, B. in third world countries, and therefore unable to have access to them, or both.
Golem: Therefore you can argue that in blowing up the Earth, you were being incredibly classist.
Golem: The third thing you neglected to keep in mind is that the SJWs are still around. And they all saw you do that.
Golem: You freaking classist.
Golem: DOWN WITH THE ONE PERCENT!!!
The SJWs promptly swarm UserZero for being a classist 1%er.
((Quick note: Occupy Wall Street started in around September 2011. As this is set around November 2011, Occupy Wall Street should still be a thing people know about. Also, even if UserZero wasn't actually in the 1%, she probably is by now, what with the global population having taken a massive hit.))
Golem: Oh, and uh. Build might be dead now, but he's probably still alive somehow. For some reason. Maybe he was playing D&D back now.
Ante Up!: 18/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz I guess?)
Scourge of the Beast: 35/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz I guess?)
+3 to Cobalt
Bomber wields The Power Cleaner once more. The mop crackled with energy, creating a large sphere of green electricity in front of it. Shouting, he swung the mop upwards, sending the orb flying high into the sky. Everyone watched as the orb flew high up, higher and higher, until it flew out of view. They stood around confused. Did he misfire?
They then heard the loud crackling return. Looking up once more, they saw the immense orb of electricity come hurtling down at Homulilly. It was too massive to dodge, striking her violently from above! The power released created a thunderous boom and left a large crater, with the Homulilly smoking at the bottom. Rogue arcs of electricity danced along the ground before disappearing entirely.
Paerotheum Dust && Cretrytheum Dust = ??? (1/?)
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 8/11)
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 3/10)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
Sukard blazes it in front of Lil Chub, since he knows that Chub dislikes smoke.
Sukard then tells everyone to ignore the part where he goes to the [GS] side.
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
--Charges--
Skybreaker [AZ]: 4/50 (+2 Tazz)
--Alchemies--
Diamond Sword && (Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence) = Diversity (2/11?) (Level 10?)
The true unification of light and dark.
(Ruby Staff && Sapphire Staff = Garnet Staff) && Guide to expecting the unexpected && Mom's Eye = Staff of the Discount (2/11?) (Level 10?)
A staff of FUTURE VISION. Oh, and it has ridiculous power over steam.
+2 TAZZ
50/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"
ALERT!!! DANGEROUS ENEMY INCOMING SOON!!!
20/20 Shroom Second Coming
10/10 Medics
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Gate 1: Indestructible
Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield)
Energy Shield: HP 50,000 (Regens 10,000 HP Per Turn, Only blocks attacks at control panel if it has more than 1 HP, HP can not be lowered past 1)
Special Ability: Can summon minor entities using charge points
Gains 1 Charge per turn
Entity charge limit is 5
When Control panel is destroyed control of the Entity goes to the destroyer.
Hint:When more Gates are unlocked the power of the gates increase.
Lets bring the revenge TRAIN!
I Present youuuuu DR BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
AKA:DR Ballance
DR BOOM! (Neutral Boss)
HP:200,000
Attacks: (Use a die to determine 1-10 attacks, To determine what attacks Dr Boom Uses roll a die 1-6)
1. Let the Fun begin!: Summons 10 Boom Bots!
2. BOOM BOOM BOOM: Does 5k damage to 2-4 random enemies.
3. Remote detonation!: Remotely activate up to 5-10 BoomBots to self destruct, If their are no Boom Bots, give 1 charge to the Final CountBomb
4. Medkit here: Heal self for 50k
5. Mad Laugh: Gives a 10% Damage Buff to self that lasts till death
6. Superior Goblin Engineering: Applies a debuff on all enemies that reduced damage by 10%, lasts for 2 turns
Specials:
Legendary Boss: Immune to AOE and DoT(Damage over time) damage
Bomb Master: Immune to damage from Boom Bots
Protectorate: While this boss is alive, Gates are immune to damage.
Ultimate:
THE FINAL COUNTBOMB!: Charges 0/5
Description: When the charge reached 5, REALY BAD THINGS HAPPEN, I DUN KNOW WHAT, BUT TRUST ME BAAAAAADDDDD THINGS!!!!!
BoomBots:
HP:500
Attack: Kamikaze: The boom bot crashes on the enemy dealing damage equal to its HP x the number of boom bots attacking the same enemy
ex: Is 4 BoomBots attack a enemy, 4 boombots will get individually, their attack boosted to 2000 for that attack, because 500HP x 4 gives a 2000 attack.
Special: Self destruct: The boombot explodes, dealing 1000 damage to all enemies, only activated by Dr Boom attack NO:3
THE NEXT GATE IS COMING SOON
/null
I submit for consideration Super Bowl 50 1st quarter for the worst officiated quarter in Super Bowl history.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
S'okay. I'll post here and pretend you did do an update.
/null
...
I-I'm fine.
Feeling lonely?
Only a little. I wish I had someone to talk to that wasn't you
Works for me. I'll get back to what I was doing.
I look back to... Hey, me, are you playing LA Noire?
We bought it yesterday, so yes.
How are you even doing that? You're trapped in a MINECRAFT server.
A mix of magic, brute force and ignorance.
OK then. I get back to that.
Thanks for letting me get back to it. Next time you have a stupid question, could you keep it to yourself?
I'm here, and I have a job to do. Richard, you're going DOWN!
Speed finally draws his sword, and opens his Swordsmanship Knowledge Banks (A Permanent Record of EVERY sword technique he has ever seen), and uses the skill Climhazard on Chef-Class Imperator Titan or something. He has next turn plotted out, he's going to charge his blade with water, to shatter Imperator Titan's armour.
Action Summary
Speed uses Climhazard on the AZ boss. The chef Titan person.
Special Attacks:
Gauss Rifle: On the suggestion of somebody more experienced than me, I'm dropping Gauss Rifle to 20 turns. Two charges from The Game Master. I still know that the Spam Filter is designed to mess with new users playing this game. 8/20
Three charges to Talist, because I completely forgot I could do this.
Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll hunt you to the ends of REALITY to find you and kill you if you pull another stunt like this. You know why, don't you? Because to strike against my land, or a single one of my subjects... no, ANY innocent... I consider that an attack against me. And the consequences are severe, and they will not be relieved until they are performed. There is not one person I truly consider an enemy. Except for you. I'm a dangerous enemy to have, because I can cause ANNIHILATION. You understand, yes? I can cause it in thousands of different ways. With my hands bound. Blindfolded. You will leave this place, and never return, for if you do, I will have NO MERCY.
Dragons:
Click them. Please?
50/50 Hyperstorm (holding on charges)
40/50 XCOM Base (+1 EXOS, +5 buddies, +2 tazzwarp)
8/50 Nexar Spawner
Hey! sans! If you stop attacking us, I can provide you with extra defenses!
I deploy an Evasion Booster that gives sans +10% to dodge chance. Unfortunately, it is a GS entity with only 1000 HP, meaning that unless sans stops attacking the GS team, he blows it up and loses the evasion bonus.
I really don't think that'll work, what with A. being an instant summon, B. being simultaneously incredibly weak, incredibly pointless, and too strong of an effect, and C. not being particularly creative.
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Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
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1/2
| Charges |
Ootay~ 8/50 (+2 from Tazz)
Old Spice. 50/50 (+1 from Tazz, +1 from Redstone, +1 from Tazz a second time) DONE
Sun-dered. 16/40 (+2 from Tazz)
| Alchemy |
! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 11/11) STILL DONE.
Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level 10 - 6/11)
STILL New!! Cigarette Lighter || Infinite Improbability Drive Unstable Portal && Essence of a Chaos Rager && Underworld Jadeblade Shards = ?? (Level ?? - 2/??
1+ to Ire 1+ to Twin 1+ to MeGa
| Inventory | ~
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)i
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
| Action |
~Toast activates OldSpice.exe!
MKAY. So this would be a levelling system but right I'm just going to chill.
~Toast unactivates OldSpice.exe
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Walker: Level 2, 881500 damage
+3 to battlefury13
Smite: 14/33 (+6 from battlefury13, +3 from UserZero +2 from consumerofall, +2 from Super Bowl)
Walker shrugs and begins gathering up the gifts from the remains of the Christmas Tree. He decides to take one to a safe distance from the other PZs in case it turns out to be bad, and then opens it.
"To be quite honest, the only real reason I can see why one might identify me as Verdana would be if he were... present in my mindscape? ...Oh dear... Judging from what happened in that debacle over in the future with the other two men of similar opposites, I don't like what this could mean for me. At all. Although, I'll just make this clear: however bad Verdana taking over would be for me, it'd be worse for nearly everyone else here."
"Especially with a non-conventional Shatter..."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
What's probably going to happen is that following his post, sans does 1000 damage to all GS entities, killing that before it does anything.
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I arrive on my Minecraft Forums account I haven't used for like 2 or 3 years.
(AZ)teag2 HP:20/20
I start immediately with a charge.
+1 Ire, Toast, Twin
...nature here)
50/50 Hyperstorm (all charges available last-minute preparations (OOC: I need to mess around with the stats))
41/50 XCOM Base
9/50 Nexar Spawner
EXOS decides to hold the Hyperstorm boss arrival until we can finish negotiating with sans (since it has a low base health score and relies on special abilities for defense, sans' unavoidable insane damage would screw it over very quickly.
"hey! sans! we are not here to kill you! all we want is for both richard and userzero to die. if you stop attacking us, we will not only not attack you, but will in fact aid you, because if you die richard becomes more powerful. as a peace offering, i give you a potion of speed."
I give sans a speed potion that boosts his evasion so that he stays alive longer. I then figure on him potentially coming back, and summon Bruce Banner to defend our side of the field by threatening to turn into the hulk and beat down anyone who still insists on attacking the GS team.
Bruce Banner [GS]: 5000/5000 HP. Transforms into The Hulk if destroyed. No other attacks. Breakthrough: |||
Breakthrough: Creates some sort of alchemy, then has Bruce leave the field
The Hulk [GS/H]: 50000/50000 HP. Damage increases based on damage taken. Only attacks enemies that attack it.
Note: This summon's power is made up for by the fact that only an idiot would attack Bruce Banner. It would probably be pointless for another team to mind-control.
Wow, such instant much mind control, clearly you can afford to keep doing this forever without anything protecting your side.
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on the lyrics: It just would NOT have mattered enough.
You respawn-and Richard grabs your lips before you can speak properly to him. You get a look in his eyes and you get the sense he knew what you were going to say.
Godmodder477: Look here now. Let's just say why I did this and end this stupid bit right here.
Godmodder477: That skeleton is MANY things, but one to take initiative he isn't. He really wouldn't try to rank up-otherwise he'd start really understanding tons of different ways to attack godmodders!
Godmodder477: At the same time, the easiest way to permanently kill a Godmodder is by a godmodder of an immediate rank lower-knew that much at least!
Godmodder477: It would take TOO long to figure out a reasonable alternative, if it even existed!
Godmodder477: Good is not soft, now let's just get this over with!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all GS non-player entities...So, Dark Bowser and SCP-882.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Dark Bowser and SCP-882.
I'm pretty sure your post got ate by the notorious spam filter. To fix this, please post somewhere else on MCF at least 11 times-that'll shake it off you.
#itsalljustajoke
sans deals 1,000 damage to Dark Bowser and SCP-882.
Welcome, Speedon! Honestly, morality in this game is so weird that you're VERY technically right if you view it one way. In any case, you randomly strike at sans, who nonchalantly dodges! As a quick catch-up: 2 posts per turn, 3 charges per player at once, 3 alchemies per player at once (you can ask about it if you're confused), +3 assists, and if you only post once you get to Focus your action for doubled effectiveness.
As for missing your post-you posted AFTER I put down the Response. Due to time issues, I have trouble finishing the whole thing in a go, and usually I had to split the REsponses and the EoTB into two separate posts (such as last turn), so you're on time for THIS turn.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Dark Bowser and SCP-882.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Dark Bowser and SCP-882.
#adinfinitum
Where'd the DWG come from? I don't see where you got the charge from, I'm sorry. I'll have to deny it for now.
Twitchy is dead!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Dark Bowser and SCP-882.
#heisunworthy
sans deals 1,000 damage to Dark Bowser and SCP-882.
Shame. Hope you find time in the future!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Dark Bowser and SCP-882.
Brute-Force Hacking Computer && DDoS Botnet = Destroyer of Firewalls (Level 9: 1/10)
+5,000 HP to the Annoying Dog! They'll do as you say!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Dark Bowser and SCP-882.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Dark Bowser and SCP-882.
sans deals 1,000 damage to Dark Bowser and SCP-882.
...Ayaze, telling people to read the rules. I'm surprised.
Focused 20,000 damage to the Hivemind! They'll do as you say.
sans: not be mass murdurers.
sans: really, asking for much else is kind of pushing it.
sans: but i can't even get that, can i?
sans deals 1,000 damage to Dark Bowser and SCP-882.
the Scribe hears a voice in his head-only the Scribe, mind. specifically, MY voice: "Alright, to keep it short-and-sweet, two things. First, Flowey is not as experienced of a multiversal entity as you are. JUST clearing that up! Second: You'll fight me. And I mean you will really fight me. You'll need to fight me and you'll need to win-I have a bad feeling that if you can't...well...I get a bad feeling about the consequences."
as for sans...after dodging all of that...He pauses, then:
sans: flowey, just promise me one thing-you'll try to stop her, right?
sans: after all, she did screw you over pretty hard, i bet.
sans: i have no real reason to like you at all, and i bet you won't really honor me at all, but that much, we can find common ground on that much right?
sans: i could say why i'm asking, but really, you don't care enough.
sans: so will you do the thing i'm betting you were already going to do?
The Haunt takes 15,000 damage (halved from also attacking sans)! Your entities will do as you say!
sans deals 1,000 damage to Dark Bowser and SCP-882. This kills Dark Bowser! His Dark Star Core tumbles out of him, but IT manages the dodge!
sans: heh. guess i'm doing my 'job.'
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
The Hivemind takes FAR too much damage and dies! With the death of the Hivemind, the 2nd Gatekeeper is finally dead! The corpse of Twitchy fades into light-blue psionic particles, Knife Clusters fly backwards through the barrier, the disembodied Hands and Red Array of Death fade into the ether, and the Disembodied Heart just sits there!
UserZero stares at you. She looks surprisingly neutral considering the implied death threat.
A final rift in space-time opens up, one last, where MANY more unown lie.////WELP-THAT-WAS-KIND-OF-FUN!-SHAME-THE-BODY-HAD-TO-GO!-CAN'T-PICK-ANOTHER-FOR-A-LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG-TIME!-WITH-THAT-SAID-MIGHT-RECREATE-IT-SOMEDAY!-WE-LIKED-IT-VERY-MUCH!-OH-YEAH-REWARD-HERE-YOU-GO!//// A few things are tossed out of the barrier-a floppy disc, and a Spoil of War! It then seals itself. That's the last you'll see of her...Hopefully forever.
The Spoil of War seems to be an ever-shifting symbol of alchemical symbols! What this does is replicate the Alchemical attack that Twitchy herself couldn't! This spawns a Disembodied Heart, which acts exactly like the Disembodied Heart does now, bar the spoil's version being generally weaker in HP and summon potential. Of course, it has a whooping 30 charge time, so don't expect to spam this. The Tape, meanwhile, is marked '1.' Given the theme with numbering occasionally occurring (starting at 0 instead of 1), I bet that's the second in a set.
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
You open up a Glove of the Earth (Level 3). this one has a green emblem on a mostly dark-gray background, but is otherwise familiar to the Gloves of the Sun and Moon.
sans winks at you with his right eye. again, not sure where these charges came from.
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
The Gatekeeper has officially gotten gud, so none of this is really important.
In other news, in a surprise twist, General Tor's Mechsuit FINALLY comes back, piloted by an anonymous figure! You can't tell who it is...But he/she seems very familiar with the machine, so you can make educated guesses. Same mechanics as before. General Tor's Mechsuit (re) summoned!
Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link (Level 6: 1/7)
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
Any entity in the EoTB can be targeted! No worries! 22,000 damage to the Flowey Expies! The real Flowey...might take offense to your insult directed mostly at him. As those things aren't him, you know.
UserZero doesn't even seem remotely interested in asking questions, as if she literally knows everything she has to know about you! She nevertheless smirks, pats your head for a job well done, and gets right back into it! Just, one note: Inventory doesnt' carry over in any official aspect. You can use the weapons from TvTropes freely, but expect no damage boost. (on that note, weapons cannot be destroyed).
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = Weaponcase (alt. Warcase) (Level 7: 1/6)
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
Madhouse: A blade containing the distilled essence of randomness, madness and chaos. Swinging this blade...Who knows what'll be sword-beamed out of this?! It looks like a rainbow, that's all you really can put on it that stays consistent.
Whops. He/She decided not to come to the party as well immediately, and will arrive this turn. Mana cost is free on the action, but only this one!
+8,000 HP to Lunablade!
Your entities will do as you say!
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
sans has absolutely no idea why you did that. hat's so generous I think he thinks you're bluffing somehow. He'll keep that in reserve in case he feels like a burst of extra damage. Everyone on your team promptly beats you to death for helping sans!
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
You give him a bag of coins, which randomly contains...Wow, a Quarter! 25 Pennies added to Ultra Greed's bank!
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
Ebbontine Temmie 'enjoys' his one-way ticket to limbo!
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
The Spur's super-laser smashes right into the Haunt, dealing 7,000 damage!
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
Beast form switch made! +1 to all players! Their abilities will be used on what they feel like is the best option at the time, BTW.
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
sans: not really all that nice to torture anything to begin with.
sans: then again, don't know who these incubators are.
You deal 16,000 damage to the Imperator! Homulily will do as you say!
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
The Annoying Dog takes the blow, getting 50,000 damage and a stun! Owch!
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
By that description, about 40 posts of charge. In any case, bling sent! it does absolutely nothing!
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
Alrighty, nerfs: The five that act in a turn are the five who's specials are capable of being used in that turn, otherwise they're inactive (unless they're negative). Any attacker with less than 10,000 but more than 5,000 damage is nerfed to 5,000 damage; Every character above 10,000 damage bar Woody is down to 10,000. Finally, the turn that something goes into the queue is delayed-in other words, if something dies, it'll take a turn before things go to normal operations.
The entire cast of BDFI summoned!
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
The Haunt takes 40,000 damage from that!
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
Mr. Cheese Obsession is getting nerfed to 200K HP instead of 300K HP, but is summoned!
sans isn't fooled and isn't lured! Of course, he's already got a lot of ketchup.
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
Canister && Mini Impetus Comb Fragment && Belt && bit of Problem Sleuth references = Impetus Comb (Level -1: 1/-1)
THAT'S NOT HAPPENING TWICE.
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black Flag (Level 10: 1/11)
13,000 damage to Homulily!
sans deals 1,000 damage to SCP-882.
/
The Throne: ================================================== 43/50 (+2 from Tazz, +1 from ninjatwist, TFT, teag2 and Revan)
The Hourglass: ================================================== 48/50 (+2 from Tazz, +1 from ninjatwist)
The Pact: ================================================== 3/50 (+2 from Tazz)
I +3 crystalcat.
An unearthly amber light fills the Scribe. He twitches slightly before moving on. And then he hears it. The Scribe hears Tazz. He somehow knows it's him despite having never heard him before. He knows because only a voice so all-encompassing and powerful, yet personal and calm could come from someone who has complete authority over everything. The Scribe doubles over, clamping his hands over his ears, as if trying to ignore Tazz despite the voice coming from practically inside his own head.
Flowey comes over to the Scribe, looking at him with a bemused expression. The Scribe turns around, angrily muttering at Flowey. "What are you looking at." Flowey laughs. * Oh, nothing. I just think it's interesting how easily you despise anyone with complete power over you. Kinda makes it look like you've got an inferiority complex or something, huh? The Scribe chuckles. "Yeah. Sure. Tazz just told me... we'll need to fight him and win once the Pact is completed." Flowey stares at the Scribe. * We'd better make sure to do what the mighty Game Master says, huh?
The two burst out with laughter.
Flowey stops moving, turning back to look at Sans. Something crosses his face for the briefest of seconds until his face lurches into a twisted grin. * She will suffer. And if she doesn't, I'll make her suffer. Flowey then burrows back into the ground.
It's that time of the month again! Uncle Grandpa's returned for another amazing attack! He sizes up the competition, deciding to just pick a PZ entity to attack at random! Better than that, he decides to not even do the picking! He'll hire someone else to do it! He gathers a variety of people to the field and asks them what the most threatening entity is! Everyone votes Sans because he's currently beating the tar out of everyone and everything in the game. Uncle Grandpa sighs, grows some muscles, and takes a good look at Sans.
Sans stares back with a grin that stretches across the corners of his face, two empty soulless eye sockets, and flames of cyan energy curling from his bleached white skull. Sans extends a bony hand and, instantly, a row of bones knocks into Uncle Grandpa, launching him into the air like he was shot out of a cannon. That isn't where Uncle Grandpa started, but that's where he's ending up - Uncle Grandpa sails through the air in a perfect arc and lands in the barrel of a large cannon that aims itself at a location far off in the horizon.
When Uncle Grandpa lands, he finds himself in a weird and strange world. This world has an orange sky, a black sun, red grass, and dull blue wood. Everything's opposite, and nothing is as it should be. But for some absurd reason, in this world,
it's kill or be killedeverything is made out of bones, down to the atomic level. Uncle Grandpa looks closer, seeing that the world is an exact replica of the server he's on, complete with skeleton replicas of every player, entity, and godmodder. And there, standing in the middle of it all, is the replica of Sans.This replica of Sans is... weird. He still has the grin and his hands are in his pockets, but everything else about him is completely different. He has a baseball cap on his head, a yellow-and-blue striped shirt, blue shorts, some sort of badge, and he appears to be an actual human. Surrounding him, instead of columns of bones, appears to be towers of elemental psionic energy. Yep. There's no doubt about it. SANS IS NESS CONFIRMED.
I mean, it's pretty obvious. Just take a look at the fact that Sans repeatedly talks about how he "can't go back". What's the "back" he's talking about? Could it be the realm of Earthbound, which he abandoned when he died and turned into a skeleton? He also knows what the sun is, something none of the other monsters mention, and explicitly says "we call that the sun" when all the monsters see it on the surface, implying him and others know about the sun, which furthers the connection to Sans and people on the surface.
And remember in Sans's secret lab, when there's a picture of him with others the player doesn't recognize? Obviously those people were the other protagonists of Earthbound, and the player is able to recognize Ness as Sans because they look similar because they're the same person! Not to mention the fact that there's a badge in Sans' secret lab - Franklin Badge, anyone? Oh, and Papyrus has the Starman logo on his battle body, so he must be a Starman!
...Let's face it, this theory sucks. But there's gotta be some kind of truth to it, because Sans is quite clearly Ness in this nega-dimension! Uncle Grandpa grabs Ness and plot holes his way back to reality. Ness and Sans have an intense staredown which culminates in them having a nice long chat about their pasts. Eventually the two realize that in this reality, Sans isn't Ness, but in the nega-reality, Sans is Ness. As it turns out, in this reality, Sans is actually just Sans! Mind-blowing, huh? What's next, you're gonna tell me the Employer is actually just the Employer?
Ness has become good friends with Sans and decides he doesn't want to attack him. Uncle Grandpa, sensing the two have formed an unbreakable bond, directs Ness to attack a random PZ entity. The group of people Uncle Grandpa gathered to survey on who he should attack are outraged that their votes meant nothing, but Uncle Grandpa assures them that their lives still have meaning when he arranges them into the formation of pins in a bowling alley. Ness PK Thunders a thunderball into himself, skyrocketing into the crowd and knocking them over into a random PZ entity. The electricity damage and Ness going at really high speeds deals additional damage.
/
==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 18/30 (+2 from Tazz.)
Charge #4: 16/40 (+2 from Tazz.)
[b]The Pact[/b][b] 6/50[/b] (+3 from Twin.) (+2 from Tazz.)
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 3/16
Greater Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 1/11?
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 2/11
==Action==
An unearthly purple light fills Crystal. He twitches slightly before moving on.
Crystal decides to buff up the Imperator again, even if it earns him the wrath of UserZero. He takes out his four elemental weapons again, as well as the Flowmetal Wand. First, he uses the Disc of Deepest Depths to summon a massive amount of sand, which he fires into glass with the Blade of Hottest Flame. He dissolves the glass into Vitreus essentia, which he then separates into Ordo and Terra. He then summons water from the Cup of Coldest Seas and dissolves it into Aqua essentia. He fuses the Aqua and Terra essentia into Victus essentia, then adds the Ordo to make Sano. He then just summons a bunch of Machina essentia, before infusing both the Machina and Sano into the Flowmetal Wand, then into a massive crystal he summons with the Disc of Deepest Depths. He merges the crystal into the Imperator’s back, the essences of machines and healing blending together to make a passive machine-healing effect. Every turn, some of the essence stored within the crystal seeps out and repairs the Imperator, meaning the sum of all of this text should be a few turns, maybe 3, of a relatively strong Regen effect on the Imperator, once again boosted by Contract from Below. 3 turns before the boost, that is.
==Entities==
The Imperator fires its Plasma Annihilator at Homulily! Ramsay attacks Homulily with a barrage of nuts of every kind, since she's the Nutcracker Witch who can no longer crack any nuts. He then follows up with a barrage of nutcrackers, and then a barrage of knives for good measure.
The other chefs use their special abilities, Good Eats targeting the Asterism and Ultra Greed. The Guest Star ability summons a Wizened Hag, another cook - along with her black iron pot! She licks her lips... it looks like she's looking for some food, and she is not especially focusing on any cows around.
Wizened Hag [AZ] (Guest Star) - HP 125,000/125,000
Hag's Cauldron [AZ] (Guest Star) - HP 175,000/175,000 Life Absorbed: X
(Credit to Bomber for the idea and stats!)
A twisted, cannibalistic monster. She used to be a young woman with great knowledge in horticulture and arcane practices, but soon began self-experimentation. She continued her experiments deep in the woods, cooking and eating anyone unfortunate enough to be captured. Now, she has been given the great honor of being our first Guest Star!
Into The Pot - ||||
Can be cast immediately after the Wizened Hag is summoned. Cannot be used if the Hag's Cauldron is destroyed. The Hag throws an entity into the pot for four turns, where they are unable to attack. Every turn, the entity takes 5,000 damage until they are released from the Cauldron.
Taste The Stew - |||
The Wizened Hag tastes her stew in the cauldron, healing for a base of 20,000. This base increases by 1,000 for every turn an entity is in the pot. Obviously, cannot be used if the Hag's Cauldron is destroyed.
Tenderize - ||
The Wizened Hag attacks a target brutally, softening their flesh and lowering their defenses.
Seasoned To Perfection - ||||||||
The Wizened Hag improves her stew with rare herbs, doubling how much it heals her and how much damage it deals per turn!
Feel free to balance as needed, Tazz. To start off, the Wizened Hag uses Into the Pot[/b], tossing in Homulily!
==Responses/RP==
N/A
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Ante Up!: 18/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 35/50 ==================================================
The Pact: 6/50 ================================================== (+3 from Crystal, +2 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
An unearthly maroon light fills Bomber. He twitches slightly before moving on.
Bomber would continue to aid the Imperator. Wielding the Empowered Gargoyle Staff in his right hand. The swirling orb at the staff's end glowed like molten lava, radiating heat into the air around it. Flames began to wisp off of the surface of the orb. The crackling of fire grew into a roar. The staff's tip was engulfed in flame. Pointing the staff at the Imperator, Bomber released the molten spell. It soared through the air before splashing across the Imperator's Void Shield. Though, the shield didn't seem to absorb the flame. Instead, the flame spread across the surface of the Imperator. Soon enough, the titanic mech was engulfed in flame, yet took no damage. Bomber watched as a resident pig attempted to approach the Void Shield, only to slowly roast to death as it metaphorically flew too close to the sun.
Indeed, Bomber has Immolated the Imperator. For a period of time, the Imperator is engulfed in a shield of flame, causing any enemies that attack the Imperator to take damage! On top of that, the Imperator will deal bonus damage to enemies it attacks due to the Immolation!
((Remove that second bit if it isn't balanced, Tazz.))
Paerotheum Dust && Cretrytheum Dust = Elementium Dust (Level 8: 2/9)
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 9/11)
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 4/10)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
/
Finished Alchemy:
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (11/11)
I think this is my first weapon that's actually mine.
Action:
"I appear to have missed out on something."
I construct a bow of mana, integrating Heavy Class Commandment's archer form into it.
"A good number of you stopped moving for no discernible reason"
Drawing back the 'string', I invoke Fuoco for more power.
"Oh, and now that the mind creature is gone, I can focus on other targets, like that dethroned of yours."
Releasing the string, I shower Homulilly with arrows of fire.
Entity orders:
Fenris is attacking EngieNinja
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk: ==> [Stop being in first person]
An unearthly silver light fills Mythic. He twitches slightly before moving on.
But I prefer- Fine, have it your way.
[The way in which you observe Mythic has changed]
The sudden change in perspective allows you a better look at him.
He's not a Minecraftain. As far as you can tell, he's some kind of humanoid with animal ears? You can't make out what species they're meant to be on, and the tail isn't helping matters, mainly because he's consistently rotating to face you.
You did realize I can tell you're watching?
I was even playing along before you tried this.
It seems he's even more aware he's being watched than before, and while he's not willing to cooperate for now, there's really not much he can do to interfere.
Sans Centric Roleplay Chunk:
Sorry about that, then.
You seem like a reasonable person...
... Not that a monster like me know would know much about being reasonable.
But you're at least someone who really doesn't want anyone here to die.
...I really wish that were possible.
I'm really only here to protect certain people and gather resources.
But I can't leave, and I can't avoid conflict if I stay.
The fighting is more or less an unavoidable consequence of who I'm protecting.
Heh, no good deed goes unpunished, right?
Just keep working towards what you believe in, and hope for a brighter darkness.
And based on what seems to have happened, that would hopefully include a planet salvage
I'm not going to bother asking you to pick a side, but....
Let me know if you're up for negotiating anything else.
I'll be waiting...
Inventory:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (6/10)
Charges:
The Pact ========== 6/50 (+2 from Tazz, +3 from Bomber):
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 20/50 (+2 from Tazz): Looks like a won't finish in time, and even if I do...
Twoscore Mirror Gaze ===== 23/25 (+2 From Tazz): Some static blows by on the breeze...
Boosts:
+3 to Irecreeper
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
/
=Turn One=
(22 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier
(6 / 50) The Pact -> ...
+3 to Insert
=Action=
An unearthly jade light fills The Sleuth. He twitches before moving on...
I then just do a little dance. The amazingness of this dance stuns one random entity.
...no time for a proper attack.
ut: Hey, Chloe.
ut: Ever get the feeling you just suddenly died?
ga: ...sadly, that's far from the strangest question you just asked me...
ga: ...but yes.
ut: ...
ga: ...
ut: Anyway, progress on the Sleuth; he's personally remained stable.
ut: All attempted copies of his code have generally combusted and/or died.
ut: Then there's the matter of Attempt #1; still concerning...
ut: There is one main problem today; it seems that having copies of the Sleuth at any given moment causes problems; as proven by tests 4 and 5.
ga: (Still kinda sad they died, but oh well.)
ga: So...
ga: Should we see what's going on at the tree?
ut: Welp, not in person.
ut: Not sure if there's permadeath going on here or something.
ut: I'll send SOMETHING over, just to view the carnage...
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
/
SECRET.16/50
Ante Chamber 36/50
The Pact 6/50
Mace && Light Titan Essence = Phototitan Mace 6/11
Gauntlet && Darkness Titan Essence = Shadetitan Arm 6/11
Knife && Ice Titan Essence = Titanfrost Dagger 10/11
+3 Cobalt
Just before the Hivemind's SOUL breaks, a flash of light is seen, and the Hivemind's SOUL is gone. The Golem holds up a jar containing the Hivemind's SOUL, albeit in a non-sentient form.
Golem: Alright, I've got a spare SOUL now. The Hivemind's a chaotic cluster of discordant thoughts, voices, and actions, its SOUL should behave similarly, and be more than powerful enough for my purposes. Now to absorb it.
The Golem quickly grabs the SOUL out of the jar, absorbing it.
An unearthly blue light fills the Golem. He twitches slightly before moving on.
......
Golem: Wait. Seriously. Ughhhhhhhhh. You just. Wow.
Golem: Sadly, there's several factors you've neglected to keep in mind when you decided to blow up the planet here, UserZero. Let's list them.
Golem: First off, many people don't own games. You actually probably already knew that, but let's continue from there.
Golem: The second thing is that the the majority of people who don't own games are either A. too poor to afford them, B. in third world countries, and therefore unable to have access to them, or both.
Golem: Therefore you can argue that in blowing up the Earth, you were being incredibly classist.
Golem: The third thing you neglected to keep in mind is that the SJWs are still around. And they all saw you do that.
Golem: You freaking classist.
Golem: DOWN WITH THE ONE PERCENT!!!
The SJWs promptly swarm UserZero for being a classist 1%er.
((Quick note: Occupy Wall Street started in around September 2011. As this is set around November 2011, Occupy Wall Street should still be a thing people know about. Also, even if UserZero wasn't actually in the 1%, she probably is by now, what with the global population having taken a massive hit.))
Golem: Oh, and uh. Build might be dead now, but he's probably still alive somehow. For some reason. Maybe he was playing D&D back now.
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