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I close my hands and I am going to use my Combo Ra- [ERROR NO ALCHEMY THAT IS SIMILAR TO IMPETUS COMB OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.] Goddammit i am going to make 1 similar to the Impetus Comb right now...
I pull off something. while I look at Homulilly in I pull out something that I was waiting, 5 Laser Guns because I hate some ridiculous entities that has high HP, Unfair Combinations and something like that. I fire all 5 laser guns at Homulilly then I send several lawyers to beat Homulilly down for ripping off some Characters and I finish Homulilly with the Cleave Blade Prototype.
Character/Ally RP
I saw there is a group of BFDI Contestants and Lunabade had a brilliant idea. She inhales then preform feral and transforms herself into Lunai Speaker Box and she talks to the BFDI Contestants
Lunai/Lunabade while she is a speaker box: Welcome to the game of Battle For Dream Island in the style of DTG! Let me ask you, if they are doing good and has lots of Likes, they are Staying but if they're died or has lots of Dislikes They will be ELIMINATED. Luckily there is the Master Recovery Center up and running. If it's destroyed, the Contestant when dies will be immediately Eliminated.
She transforms from the Speaker box back to normal but with her claws retracted because she might accidental pop Bubble and she rushes off to find some intresting things to heal.
The Plusinator Crystals 12/50 +1 from Talist and MeGa, +3 from Jon (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 10+ if I made a Level 10 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 10 Alchemy deals 4,000 damage, However the Level 10+ Alchemy deals 4,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Canister && Mini Impetus Comb Fragment && Belt && bit of Problem Sleuth references = ??? 1/11
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = ??? 1/11
I try reading the list how to make the Extreme Bow Replica... an Generic Bow && Richard's Signature Material (Maybe the Extreme PArt)
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
Allies Action:
Lunabade sends the Healing Token on Ultra Greed (That what heals him a bit)
The Ebbotine Temmie slaps the Annoying Dog in the face. again
The Light Magician casts Light Heal to heal Lunabade
Light Magician: Aww I made the Accident last post but I fixed it now.
+1 Talist +1 Jon +1 Irecreeper
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Good Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Dark
Red Dead Retribution [Power Rank VII] Ranged Weapon and part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree
Like a Boss [Power Rank X] Melee/Ranged Weapon Sadly it don't have the Damage up Buff against Bosses because of Balance
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits) (I am saving these until another Big Boss/Gatekeeper appeared.)
Potion of Dire Nectar: 1x (Used on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits)
Materials:
Broken Temmie Crown (h0I!)
Essence of Sp00p (Used for Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 15+ (+ is i want to make the Plusinator Crystal via the 50 post Charge.)))
In case you didn't catch it, this post contains the results of ARFIACT GONER.
i inquire on to to get a Magic Cue Ball. Again.
Then, i Neck Lift Temmie up in the air with falls, punch her in the face, shoot it with the saints row, and stab him with the gemblade, before dropping 3503908520980593289 DogNukes on the Honeycomb fort that the Hivemind is trapped in
Adventure Fredbear: PIXELATED
==== Annoying dog attack details: Arfifact Goner: IIIIIIIIIIII UNLEASH
The annoying dog just sit there. And sits.
Suddenly, the Artifact and the Really Cool Sword appear next to him. The artifacts outer shell breaks, revealing a core of highly unstable Artifactium. A deadly material alone, via various rituals, magicks, or materials one can create a immensely power artifact. After messing around with the Really Cool sword, he also finds some Really Coolium, a varation of Coolium, which is a cooler varient of Artifactium. It, too, is unstable.
However, fusing two varations of Artifactium creates an immensely powerful, albeit one use, artifact. Since the fusion is performed by the dog, the end result is the Sword Arfiact, an immensely power weapon.
Of course, ARTIFACT BLASTER and REALLY COOL SLASHER are now useless, as using the artifacts on their own is deadly to the user.
Then, the annoying dog annoys its way over to the AZ side of the battlefield, annoying many a [n] and [gs] entity. It briefly stop to bark and wag its tail at sans, before continuing its unstopablely annoying walk towards the [AZ] side and hey who changed my font.
At any rate, once the dog is there, he readys the ARFIACT SWORD, and...
Suddenly, the chef-class imperator titan breaks in half, as a large portion of it's HP bar falls out from the dogs attack. Infused with energy from the sword, the life-bar pieces fall upon the titan, exploding in a massive explosion that deals even more damage and grounds the Imperator-class titan deep into the earth, where it is melted by immensely hot lava.
Then, the annoying dog dumps a huge number of rocks into the hole the Imperator made. Rockets fall, everybod- Wait, did i say rocks? I ment to say exploding rockets with armor-pieceing and lava survivable-enchantment. They also contain lots of depleted uranium. And uncreativity nukes. And extremely annoying Annoying Dog clones.
Meanwhile, the annoying dog notices that without the artifact and sword, he is limited in his abilty to attack! Even after absorbing the outer shells of the Cool Sword and Artifact, its not strong enough!
Now, you may have noticed that patch quilt is, rather than artifact-powered, code-based.
As you might now deduce, the Annoying Dogs true power is not the artifact, but rather, coding. Oh, and music. Therefore, the annoying dog switchs to TOBY DOG
[N] Toby Dog 100,000
Attacks the coding of an entity instead of its HP. All entitys start with a coding integrity of 100%, but as the toby dog deteriorates it, they not only take "Random" damage, but increasely worse debuffs. Only Patch Quilt or another coding-based heal can undo this
Special: Double action.
Ability: Rewrite. |||| The Toby dog rewrites the targets coding. This can either be a heal or a attack, depending upon the users faction
Ability: Patch Quilt |||: Same as with the annoying dog.
Ability: Dummied out ||||||: Toby Dog removes the target from the game by drawing them deeper and deeper into the code. As a character becomes increasingly dummied out, they often suffer an extreme version of coding deterioration, to the point that their stats begin to fade to the ether, people forget what and who they are, before finally being removed completely. This apply's a "Removed" meter that lowing to 0 can stop the process.
Ability: Musical Masterpiece: |||||||
Toby Dog nukes the enemy with his musical masterpieces that he has made over the years. It also contains a overwhelming amount of Homestuck references , such as the charge meter being in the closest color to a certain color of blue because of a convenient coincidence (see the charge meters length)
TL:DR: Changed the annoying dog into Toby Dog and nuked the titan witht he annoying dog's ability.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Who knows, maybe they make for a photogenic couple?
Action:
MZ: If you can't tell the difference between a one-way street and a conversation, perhaps you shouldn't have either.
I wasn't attempting to engage in psionics earlier, merely make myself heard. But If that's the way they want to twist things, then they should be aware that I am surprisingly spiteful.
Thin tendrils of mana snake out from the battlefeild to twine around each of my fingers, fading into phosphorescent crimson visibility for the final meter of their journey. The result is a small island of order, stability and thought-calming silence, a null psionics field of sorts. Neither myself nor anything within about ten yards of me will have to suffer the touch of the Hivemind while it stands. Using more threads of mana, I proceed with my plan to drag the Hivemind into a null pisonics field, and keep it there.
Entity orders:
The Wraith investigates the engie_ninja/Walker, The sole vulnerable player.
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
The dreamlands are just that, a world made up of dreams, Yeah, I can talk about that for a while.
TwinBuilder Centric RP Chunk
MZ: ...
MZ: Let me know if you're interested.
Sans Centric RP Chunk
MZ: Oh.
MZ: You're ignoring me.
MZ: Can't say I don't blame you.
MZ: You're enjoying the battle far too much to speak with someone like me.
MZ: I understand.
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]
Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
5/20/2014
Posts:
60
Location:
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Minecraft:
dandeman13
Member Details
The Hidden Rogue Hunter 34/50+1 from nulitor
Government 9/50
Hyperstorm Boss 50/50 Complete! (Waiting)
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
"Hivemind, feel my wrath"
After transforming into a humanoid beast with, fear no anvil at his side, John cleaves at the hive-mind. A swarm of giant mutant bees come swarming at John, but he pounds the ground, unleashing a fearsome roar. The bees are frightened, and John sees his chance. Leaping into action, he grabs fear no anvil and smacks the bees into the hive one by one. He slams the hive so hard it starts to collapse in on itself. Soon the bees are trapped, and you hear a panicked pounding sound on the edge of the hive.
"Lights out you little insects" John fur turns a faint red, and increases in intensity as his fur eventually explodes into flame as he leaps straight at the hive. "There is no escape". He slams straight into the hive and sets it aflame. The panicked bees rush straight through the decaying hive as they too catch fire. "I've not had my fun yet"
The hive mind's form, while it seems almost destroyed suddenly stops burning. It starts to crystallize as a ray of ice freezes the entire hive. The few remaining bees, with small embers still burning, close in on John. He launches a series of claws at them. He returns to slowly freezing the hivemind until it is trapped inside a solid crystal of ice. He then approaches the base, and heaves the hivemind thousands of miles into the air until it shatters on the ground.
Alchemies:
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bumblebee should be able to fly an airplane. Its body is too small to handle the controls. The bee, of course, pilots it anyways, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. The bee tragically crashes the airplane into the Annoying Dog, causing massive damage.
"That's TWICE the editor has crashed now! I'm way too sick of this... Alright, bare essentials only. Me and Verdana aren't the same guy, although we used to be. Check our descriptions. Also, I'm attacking this turn regardless of hurtness, so get ready."
Walker: Level 2, 881500 damage
+3 to battlefury13
Walker gives the Hivemind a stack of fortification.
Sukard comes back to Godcraft, sets up speakers near Twitchy, and plays Chorus Mortis so loud it's basically eargorilla. While she's stunned, he grabs Ircucvci and slashes whatever targetable part of her is available.
Sukard then defects to [GS].
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
--Charges--
Skybreaker [GS]: 1/50
--Alchemies--
Whatever is used to create Ircucvci = Ircucvci (11/11) (Done)
Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Aequo Animo (11/11) (Done)
1Tutamen Warded Jar: A warded jar containing 64 Tutamen (magical aspect of armor).
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 21,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing Tracking Rocket Chainsaws (1 per post, out of EMC). 9,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 325,748/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (28/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (16/50)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (37/50) (+3 from Generic)
+3 to Mythic
Action
I toss lamp oil, rope, bombs, dinner, spaghetti, maps, toasters, toast, toasters toasting toast and more CD-i references at the Hivemind. All of them are laced with Lamp Oil Bomb Explosives, which are 50 times more potent than TNT, and imbued with pure YouTube Poop energies. I then proceed to pitch like Billy Mays to the Hivemind, selling it Big City Sliders. What it doesn't know is that these sliders will attack the Hivemind and are completely inedible. I then summon Michael Rosen, who fires plamz at the Hivemind and slashes it with Toenails. Next, I summon Dr. Rabbit, who sends the entire Dr. Rabbit Colgate Military against the Hivemind, followed by a concentrated blast of Suicide Putty. Speaking of Suicide Putty, the essence of Billy Mays I created materializes into a physical form of Billy Mays: a tub of OxiClean which promptly transforms into a Bug Bazooka that fires trillions upon trillions of highly toxic batrachotoxin-laced explosive dead flies at the Hivemind. I then summon HoH SiS, who takes big toxic acidic dumps on the Hivemind filled with concrete cylinders, nuclear waste ice cream and Hercules Hooks. The sight of Hercules Hooks being defecated sends the Billy Mays incarnation into a massive rage, causing him to grab all the Hercules Hooks and arrange them into a giant piercing wall that he drives right through the Hivemind. I proceed to summon Sonic, who sez some really weird stuff that causes the Hivemind to implode for no reason. Michael Rosen, thinking I'm out of drive, summons Mark Sabine, Roger Stockburger and several other YouTube Poop sources popular in the Rosen Community. Mark Sabine drops marmalade laced with toxic Suicide Putty fumes and Orange Glo onto the Hivemind, causing Billy Mays to reactivate and rain down burning hot Steam Buddies onto the Hivemind. Rog then does some crazy forex stuff and summons a voirus that overtakes the Hivemind for a split second, during which it overwrites its brains with "SUS". The sheer sus summons Spingebill to the scene, who does some unspeakable stuff to the Hivemind while a random fish goes "MY EYES!!!!" I then toss more bombs at the Hivemind, causing it to explode in an overused meme.
I summon the ghost of Brutishace the Warrior, who has fallen recently to lag and a Flame Shotgun to the face... however, in life, he had managed to peak his strength and dexterity and thus maximize his attack potential. I motion to him the presence of the Haunt, and he charges towards it at with surprising speed, despite being in heavy armor. Upon reaching the Haunt, he tears into the spirit with an array of slashes and strikes with both his Crystal and Skysplitter Swords, enraged by his helm, he scores multiple brutal hits on the evil phantom.
A truely massive pillar of ice bursts from the ground, wrapped in thin, ribbon-like chains. The shadow faintly visible beneath the surface is the only indication that it isn't pure ice the whole way through.
MZ:…whose friends left her.
I create a ring of fire around the pillar, slowly burning away it's outer layers.
The chains start to slack.
MZ:And her enemies, too.
The fire grows in intensity, revealing more of the shape within the ice. It seems to be a giant quadruped.
The chains rattle.
MZ:"I miss them, but I know why they had to go."
I begin charging a beam of fiery energy, finally, finally I get to do this.
The chains thrash, the whole pillar is shaking as the creature inside wakes.
MZ: "It’s not just or right,"
I fire the beam into the chains, warping them with heat, but not destroying them.
The flames surge up, completely covering the remains of the pillar.
MZ:"It just is."
The fire now appears to be infinite in height, yet somehow still growing.
MZ:She drew out her lover’s handkerchief, and wiped away her tears.
The flames dissolve into sparks, revealing a giant red wolf, one with distinct, glowing eyes.
MZ: "Survival is chance," she said..
A vast howl sweeps across the battlefield as the remaining restraints shatter like glass.
After all this time, he's finally free. Fenris Sun-eater, has returned.
Praise this phenomenon.
Fenris Sun-eater
Strong and highly evasive.
Skills:
Scarlet Shadow; Passive, missed attacks are automatically countered.
Crimson Heartbeat; Every two turns, Fenris is healed.
Burning Red; Every three turns, inflict damage-over-time to an enemy unit.
Ruby Mind-Eater; Every four turns, transform an enemy unit into an allied lycanthorpe.
Action:
MZ: I'm afraid you're wanted off the stage.
MZ: The gears are moving, and you're not included in what happens next.
MZ: You're really lucky you got this much time.
I throw the law book from before at the Hivemind, bombarding it with rules and systems. Also, legal textbooks are heavy.
Entity orders:
Fenris applies his mind-eater skill in a more literal way, attacking The Hivemind.
The Wraith investigates the engie_ninja/Walker, The sole vulnerable player.
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
It's a sort of spiritual realm, not based on any one person's dreams, but rather in the ideal of dreams, it's actually quite the nice place. Of course, it's also where the Queens who fell when the Darkness invaded still linger, still teaching the common Invocations, still ruling their queendoms, imaginary though they might be, still fighting the Darkness, though much less organized than Alhambra's noble efforts.
Overall, I don't see them as enemies, just too philosophically different to reconcile with right now. Though I technically have to thank the Queen of Swords for Fuoco.
The only noble casters I see as true enemies are those who follow the Queen of Storms, the self-proclaimed Seraphs. Mirror's followers are merely deluded.
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]
Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (10/11)
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (5/10)
Picture of Richard && Picture of UZ =??? (2)
Charges:
Can You Spare... A Heart? 17/50: But still, temporary strength has less consequences. That's why I see Godmodders in general as...
Twoscore Mirror Gaze 20/25 (+3 from Cobalt): ...Does anyone else notice that annoying thing? Or are those of us with seven senses getting special treatment..
Rise little Revan, you might miss out on the fun that's starting.
Revan groans before getting up, he tries to pretend that he didn't hear "the voice". It appears the OP scale has nerfed Revan's telepathic abilities. He could implant thoughts and concepts into entire an entire species and have less mental strain. He shrugs and decides to use Force to heal Ultra-Greed. Revan gives Isaac a thumbs up, the kid can take punishment better than most.
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 11/11!
Guardmail Suit: A suit of chainmail made entirely of Guardmetal. The Guardmetal provides superlative physical attack protection and shielding from other harmful effects, even non-physical attacks. Likely provides 1 Armor.
Crystal equips the Guardmail Suit.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 2/11?
True Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 2/11?
NEW ALCHEMY: Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 1/11
(Description and level already given.)
==Action==
Crystal decides to buff up the Imperator, taking full advantage of the Contract from Below. He summons up the power of the four elements, channeling it through his four alternative elemental alchemies, and begins to armor the Imperator. He first fortifies its armor with obsidian drawn from the deepest depths of the earth using his Disc of Deepest Depths, shards and splinters fusing together to form an unbreakable layer of fortification. Next, he summons water and freezes it into ice using his Cup of Coldest Seas, before freezing the ice to the obsidian plates to form a second layer of armor. He then surrounds the entire Imperator in a bubble of hull-tight water, for shock absorption, before adding plates of floating ice on top of that. Next, he creates a bubble of compressed air around the water using his Wand of Greatest Heights, holding it in place, before adding a windstorm around the Imperator that should blow any attacks off course and reduce their effectiveness. Finally, he creates a barrier of fire around the windstorm using his Blade of Hottest Flame, artful flows of air ensuring that any heat is directed outward to serve as a deterrent against attack. Finally, he uses his Flowmetal Wand to stabilize and lock in all these different effects, ensuring their potency and making them last longer. He also casts extra spells of protection and shielding, mentally carving runes into the obsidian plates that form the base of the Imperator’s new protection. All of this should add up to one or perhaps two stacks of Fortification, with the boost from Contract from Below.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Location:
The Nether (of course!)
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SolidMastR
Xbox:
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Member Details
The L()rd looks at the Hivemind. He snaps his fingers, and an actual beehive appears inside the Hivemind. The bees get angry and start stinging it from the inside.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
This body... this sensation... normally it would not be like this...
I'm about to die... how annoying... how pointless...
Being hit by "friendliness pellets" Hezetor slowly closes his eyes while his life slips away from his body. After and being clinically dead for about 5 seconds and strangely not turning and becoming white like the creatures of Minecraftia (he is not a minecraftian after all), the atoms that composed him slowly start to re-arrange themselves and return to compose his body, in about 2 seconds his body reformed as new with every single atom that composed him back to its position, as soon as the last atom has returned to his place Hezetor opens his eyes and slowly puts in order his cape.
Death is just a temporary inconvenience even when this body has been weakened...
Looks like that Lunabade gave me a videomail about the BFDI related stuff..
Video Mail from a half BFDI Hostess
Lunabade: As I saw you beating up some bad people. I set up a game posts ago. and we talked about the End of the Contest, each contestant gets a cake or a free dinner. Each match win gets a Win Token! I had it on my tongue some time ago I noticed that i saw Needy-*slaps* RAWR!
Needle: DON'T CALL ME NEEDY!
Lunabade: Sorry about that, I have set up the Contests that are safe or dangerous. I think the first off is... stop the Hivemind from reviving Twitchy?
Hezetor points his index to Homully and start to use his mastery of atoms in her body with the aid of the orb of time-space manipulation, by manipulating the chemical reactions of her body by oxidizing at an incredible speed the most external layer of her body thus causing it to rust incredibly quickly.
+3 to FlamingToast, thanks for the heal, even if I was killed.
the Glory 50/50 hold 1/3
Spadaccino 41/50 +2 from Richard
...... 26/50
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 8/9)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) (Level 8: 7/9)
Module && Mithril && Orichalcum && Adamantium = ? 1/? Mixing the various proprieties from different materials this module allows any modular equipment to gain said proprieties improving protection from both magical and physical attacks. (aka +1 or +2 armor) Can be used to make the production of said materials more easy if used on a proper factory.
I go up to the living embodiment of the law of conservation of ninjutsu. And then I use hax to change the number of ninjas around him by adding 0ne hundred. I then proceed to slash up the spread thin entity. I also, if possible, reduce the number of ninjas back to 19.
Ante Up!: 15/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 32/50 ================================================== (+2 from Crystal)
The Executioner: 50/50 =================================================== (+3 from Generic, +6 from Twin, +4 from Crystal)
+3 to Cobalt
Bomber took a sudden, shallow breath. He froze in place, closing his eyes. With a solemn expression, Bomber replied to sans.
"You know sans... maybe you're right. Maybe it isn't just business. Not entirely."
He cleared his throat before continuing.
"I've worked hard to get where I am. I've worked even harder to get to where I want to be. Yet somehow, it forever lies outside my grasp. Surely, you've felt the same?' He let the question hang in the air for a moment. "Time and time again, I would be set back. At first, I believed it to be merely circumstance. Now I know it is more than just fate. It is a deliberate attempt to impede my progress. I realize that now."
An empty smile crept its away across Bomber's face.
"To learn that everything you have been doing is for naught... well, is discouraging to say the very least."
Bomber opened his eyes to look at sans again, returning to a more serious expression.
"I meant what I said when I have nothing personal against you, sans. I hate to repeat what others have said, but unless you stand aside, well... I wont be able to stop what he does. The contract is sealed, the deal closed, and what has been set in motion cannot be stopped."
Bomber saw that the Imperator was in danger and decided to assist in defending it. Standing near the foot of the Imperator, he knelt down, touching his fingertips to the ground. His gray hands gradually turned pitch black. Closing his eyes and steadying his breathing, he began to focus. Like from before when he assisted in creating the bridge over the massive ravine, Bomber's fingers began to extend into the ground like roots. Around the Imperator's feet, the ground began to crack. Suddenly, large black structures began to creep up and around it. Looking at them for too long caused a strange, adverse effect. The dripping tendrils wrapped themselves around the Imperator, covering it in an attempt to shield it. The tendrils grew sharp protrusions to further deter any attacks. They weren't wrapped too tight, but remained flexible so the Imperator could still move around. Before Bomber disjointed himself from the tendrils, he caused them to encase themselves in a dripping black substance. Like droplets of void, they hit the ground, seeming to consume all it touched. This coating hardened itself, effectively becoming armor-like. Exhausted from the effort, Bomber pulled his hands from the ground, which returned to their normal gray tone.
Stepping away, he pulled out The Book of Tzeentch to peruse its contents. Automatically, the book flipped itself to page 2,375. The edges of the page were stained in dried blood.
Zarod, The Beheader
A human responsible for the execution of thousands, criminal and innocent. Zarod had disdain for the guillotine, preferring to perform the execution himself. Over time, Zarod soon found pleasure in the activity, and began to execute others for the smallest offenses. Eventually, Zarod was put on trial and, in a cruel twist of fate, beheaded by a guillotine. Before burning to death, Zarod cursed them all forever, saying they will wake in the night to find their head rolling on the floor.
His sins forever stain history with blood.
When he finished reading, additional words appeared at the bottom, appearing to be a chant of some sort. Bomber spoke them:
"Y'g'uln suth n'gha alakhe hai ngmg nakhai. Y'g'uftoin nog, Zarod!"
Suddenly, the earth is cracked open. A giant battleaxe has embedded itself into the earth forcefully. A skull with a black, blood-stained executioner's hood is impaled on the end of the battleaxe's shaft. A claw burst forth from the earth. Another one emerged, reaching out to the battleaxe. Rotten flesh hangs loosely from the two arms that work to heave the rest of the body from the ground. Finally, the headless torso has emerged entirely from the accursed earth. A stench most foul emanates from the corpse. Having emerged from the earth, both arms grasp the hooded skull, forcefully yanking it from the end of the axe. The torso pushes the head into place on its neck, twisting it to ensure it is in place. Two glowing red orbs appear in the eye sockets, gazing upon the Battlefield. Zarod has risen once more to continue his dark work. He kicked the Battleaxe, forcing it out of the ground and twirling it in one hand.
Taunting the PZs, he drags his Battleaxe across the ground and beckons with his finger. A horrible, raspy voice came from Zarod's rotten throat.
"Come here."
Zarod, The Executioner [AZ] - HP: 200,000/200,000
A towering figure with rotten, blue-green flesh. His skin is tattered, most of it having decayed away to reveal the foul muscle beneath. His head is skeletal, with a black executioner's hood over it. Two glowing red eyes seem to pierce right through you. Zarod carries a massive, rusty battleaxe; one that has beheaded thousands.
Grasping Dead: ||
Using necromancy, Zarod summons forth a giant skeletal hand from the ground, which grips the target. That target is still able to attack, but is more susceptible to damage since they cannot move. The target has a greatly increased chance of taking minicrits for one turn.
Maggot Spit: ||||
Zarod spits a chunk of his own flesh at the target, dealing damage with a 50% chance to poison. Maggot Spit also spawns one pile of Infested Flesh. Every turn, each Infested Flesh spawns three Giant Maggots. Giant Maggots attack for 5,000 each.
Infested Flesh [AZ] - HP: 75,000/75,000
Giant Maggot [AZ] - HP: 40,000/40,000
Strangle: |||
Zarod grabs the target by their neck and grips them violently. They take 25,000 damage and are stunned for one turn.
Execute: ||||||
Zarod immediately kills the target, or at the very least does an obscene amount of damage.
Alright, guys, normally I would (try and probably fail to) update right around now, but today is the day of the Superbowl, and quite frankly, while I do want to have the first on-time update in forever, I also want to watch the superbowl MUCH more.
+2 to all of your charges for Superbowl and such-I understand not everyone actually watches that-and have a nice night!
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I close my hands and I am going to use my Combo Ra- [ERROR NO ALCHEMY THAT IS SIMILAR TO IMPETUS COMB OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.] Goddammit i am going to make 1 similar to the Impetus Comb right now...
I pull off something. while I look at Homulilly in I pull out something that I was waiting, 5 Laser Guns because I hate some ridiculous entities that has high HP, Unfair Combinations and something like that. I fire all 5 laser guns at Homulilly then I send several lawyers to beat Homulilly down for ripping off some Characters and I finish Homulilly with the Cleave Blade Prototype.
Character/Ally RPLunai/Lunabade while she is a speaker box: Welcome to the game of Battle For Dream Island in the style of DTG! Let me ask you, if they are doing good and has lots of Likes, they are Staying but if they're died or has lots of Dislikes They will be ELIMINATED. Luckily there is the Master Recovery Center up and running. If it's destroyed, the Contestant when dies will be immediately Eliminated.
She transforms from the Speaker box back to normal but with her claws retracted because she might accidental pop Bubble and she rushes off to find some intresting things to heal.
Coarsebot? 22/40
Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont start unless 2 buddies joined for a collab summon. I will quit this after 2 turns and change it into a normal summon which is different.) Link if you want to join the Collab Summon. http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/436320-the-forge-destroy-the-godmodder-discussion-thread?comment=10215 If you have the empty charge slot, You might join to help me make the new Boss.
The Plusinator Crystals 12/50 +1 from Talist and MeGa, +3 from Jon (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 10+ if I made a Level 10 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 10 Alchemy deals 4,000 damage, However the Level 10+ Alchemy deals 4,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Canister && Mini Impetus Comb Fragment && Belt && bit of Problem Sleuth references = ??? 1/11
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = ??? 1/11
I try reading the list how to make the Extreme Bow Replica... an Generic Bow && Richard's Signature Material (Maybe the Extreme PArt)
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
Allies Action:
Lunabade sends the Healing Token on Ultra Greed (That what heals him a bit)
The Ebbotine Temmie slaps the Annoying Dog in the face. again
The Light Magician casts Light Heal to heal Lunabade
Light Magician: Aww I made the Accident last post but I fixed it now.
+1 Talist +1 Jon +1 Irecreeper
My ItemsCharge Bank: N/A
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Good Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Dark
Red Dead Retribution [Power Rank VII] Ranged Weapon and part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree
Like a Boss [Power Rank X] Melee/Ranged Weapon Sadly it don't have the Damage up Buff against Bosses because of Balance
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits) (I am saving these until another Big Boss/Gatekeeper appeared.)
Potion of Dire Nectar: 1x (Used on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits)
Materials:
Broken Temmie Crown (h0I!)
Essence of Sp00p (Used for Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 15+ (+ is i want to make the Plusinator Crystal via the 50 post Charge.)))
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
n progress/finished=======
Template: Helmet && bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE aRMOR?!?!?! = Battlefurys temmie helmet 7/11 Level 10
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 7/11 Level 10
Brute-Force Hacking Computer && DDoS Botnet = Destroyer of Firewalls 4/? Level ?
Actual action=========
In case you didn't catch it, this post contains the results of ARFIACT GONER.
i inquire on to to get a Magic Cue Ball. Again.
Then, i Neck Lift Temmie up in the air with falls, punch her in the face, shoot it with the saints row, and stab him with the gemblade, before dropping 3503908520980593289 DogNukes on the Honeycomb fort that the Hivemind is trapped in
Adventure Fredbear: PIXELATED
==== Annoying dog attack details: Arfifact Goner: IIIIIIIIIIII UNLEASH
The annoying dog just sit there. And sits.
Suddenly, the Artifact and the Really Cool Sword appear next to him. The artifacts outer shell breaks, revealing a core of highly unstable Artifactium. A deadly material alone, via various rituals, magicks, or materials one can create a immensely power artifact. After messing around with the Really Cool sword, he also finds some Really Coolium, a varation of Coolium, which is a cooler varient of Artifactium. It, too, is unstable.
However, fusing two varations of Artifactium creates an immensely powerful, albeit one use, artifact. Since the fusion is performed by the dog, the end result is the Sword Arfiact, an immensely power weapon.
Of course, ARTIFACT BLASTER and REALLY COOL SLASHER are now useless, as using the artifacts on their own is deadly to the user.
Then, the annoying dog annoys its way over to the AZ side of the battlefield, annoying many a [n] and [gs] entity. It briefly stop to bark and wag its tail at sans, before continuing its unstopablely annoying walk towards the [AZ] side and hey who changed my font.
At any rate, once the dog is there, he readys the ARFIACT SWORD, and...
and...
and...
and....
and................................
andddddd.................................................
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddd
Where is he, anyway?!
Suddenly, the chef-class imperator titan breaks in half, as a large portion of it's HP bar falls out from the dogs attack. Infused with energy from the sword, the life-bar pieces fall upon the titan, exploding in a massive explosion that deals even more damage and grounds the Imperator-class titan deep into the earth, where it is melted by immensely hot lava.
Then, the annoying dog dumps a huge number of rocks into the hole the Imperator made. Rockets fall, everybod- Wait, did i say rocks? I ment to say exploding rockets with armor-pieceing and lava survivable-enchantment. They also contain lots of depleted uranium. And uncreativity nukes. And extremely annoying Annoying Dog clones.
Meanwhile, the annoying dog notices that without the artifact and sword, he is limited in his abilty to attack! Even after absorbing the outer shells of the Cool Sword and Artifact, its not strong enough!
Now, you may have noticed that patch quilt is, rather than artifact-powered, code-based.
As you might now deduce, the Annoying Dogs true power is not the artifact, but rather, coding. Oh, and music. Therefore, the annoying dog switchs to TOBY DOG
[N] Toby Dog 100,000
Attacks the coding of an entity instead of its HP. All entitys start with a coding integrity of 100%, but as the toby dog deteriorates it, they not only take "Random" damage, but increasely worse debuffs. Only Patch Quilt or another coding-based heal can undo this
Special: Double action.
Ability: Rewrite. |||| The Toby dog rewrites the targets coding. This can either be a heal or a attack, depending upon the users faction
Ability: Patch Quilt |||: Same as with the annoying dog.
Ability: Dummied out ||||||: Toby Dog removes the target from the game by drawing them deeper and deeper into the code. As a character becomes increasingly dummied out, they often suffer an extreme version of coding deterioration, to the point that their stats begin to fade to the ether, people forget what and who they are, before finally being removed completely. This apply's a "Removed" meter that lowing to 0 can stop the process.
Ability: Musical Masterpiece: |||||||
Toby Dog nukes the enemy with his musical masterpieces that he has made over the years. It also contains a overwhelming amount of Homestuck references , such as the charge meter being in the closest color to a certain color of blue because of a convenient coincidence (see the charge meters length)
TL:DR: Changed the annoying dog into Toby Dog and nuked the titan witht he annoying dog's ability.
Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7 u
seful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
Charges========
1/50
9/25
8/30
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
New Alchemy Project:
Picture of Richard && Picture of UZ =???
Who knows, maybe they make for a photogenic couple?
Action:
MZ: If you can't tell the difference between a one-way street and a conversation, perhaps you shouldn't have either.
I wasn't attempting to engage in psionics earlier, merely make myself heard. But If that's the way they want to twist things, then they should be aware that I am surprisingly spiteful.
Thin tendrils of mana snake out from the battlefeild to twine around each of my fingers, fading into phosphorescent crimson visibility for the final meter of their journey. The result is a small island of order, stability and thought-calming silence, a null psionics field of sorts. Neither myself nor anything within about ten yards of me will have to suffer the touch of the Hivemind while it stands. Using more threads of mana, I proceed with my plan to drag the Hivemind into a null pisonics field, and keep it there.
Entity orders:
The Wraith investigates the engie_ninja/Walker, The sole vulnerable player.
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
The dreamlands are just that, a world made up of dreams, Yeah, I can talk about that for a while.
TwinBuilder Centric RP Chunk
MZ: ...
MZ: Let me know if you're interested.
Sans Centric RP Chunk
MZ: Oh.
MZ: You're ignoring me.
MZ: Can't say I don't blame you.
MZ: You're enjoying the battle far too much to speak with someone like me.
MZ: I understand.
Inventory:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (9/11)
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (4/10)
Charges:
Project Fenris 49/50 (+3 from Bomber, +3 from Cobalt, +1 from Talist): A voice whispers "Once, there was a maiden..."
Can You Spare... A Heart? 16/50: But still, temporary strength has less consequences. That's why I see Godmodders in general as...
Twoscore Mirror Gaze 16/25: ...Does anyone else notice that annoying thing? Or are those of us with seven senses getting special treatment..
Boosts:
+3 for Irecreeper
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
The
Hidden RogueHunter 34/50+1 from nulitorGovernment 9/50
Hyperstorm Boss 50/50 Complete! (Waiting)
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
"Hivemind, feel my wrath"
After transforming into a humanoid beast with, fear no anvil at his side, John cleaves at the hive-mind. A swarm of giant mutant bees come swarming at John, but he pounds the ground, unleashing a fearsome roar. The bees are frightened, and John sees his chance. Leaping into action, he grabs fear no anvil and smacks the bees into the hive one by one. He slams the hive so hard it starts to collapse in on itself. Soon the bees are trapped, and you hear a panicked pounding sound on the edge of the hive.
"Lights out you little insects" John fur turns a faint red, and increases in intensity as his fur eventually explodes into flame as he leaps straight at the hive. "There is no escape". He slams straight into the hive and sets it aflame. The panicked bees rush straight through the decaying hive as they too catch fire. "I've not had my fun yet"
The hive mind's form, while it seems almost destroyed suddenly stops burning. It starts to crystallize as a ray of ice freezes the entire hive. The few remaining bees, with small embers still burning, close in on John. He launches a series of claws at them. He returns to slowly freezing the hivemind until it is trapped inside a solid crystal of ice. He then approaches the base, and heaves the hivemind thousands of miles into the air until it shatters on the ground.
Alchemies:
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
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SECRET.12/50
Ante Chamber 32/50
Mace && Light Titan Essence = Phototitan Mace 5/11
Gauntlet && Darkness Titan Essence = Shadetitan Arm 5/11
Knife && Ice Titan Essence = Titanfrost Dagger 9/11
+3 Cobalt
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bumblebee should be able to fly an airplane. Its body is too small to handle the controls. The bee, of course, pilots it anyways, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. The bee tragically crashes the airplane into the Annoying Dog, causing massive damage.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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"That's TWICE the editor has crashed now! I'm way too sick of this... Alright, bare essentials only. Me and Verdana aren't the same guy, although we used to be. Check our descriptions. Also, I'm attacking this turn regardless of hurtness, so get ready."
Walker: Level 2, 881500 damage
+3 to battlefury13
Walker gives the Hivemind a stack of fortification.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Sukard comes back to Godcraft, sets up speakers near Twitchy, and plays Chorus Mortis so loud it's basically eargorilla. While she's stunned, he grabs Ircucvci and slashes whatever targetable part of her is available.
Sukard then defects to [GS].
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
--Charges--
Skybreaker [GS]: 1/50
--Alchemies--
Whatever is used to create Ircucvci = Ircucvci (11/11) (Done)
Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Aequo Animo (11/11) (Done)
Diamond Sword && (Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence) = Balance (1/11?) (Level 10?)
The true unification of light and dark.
(Ruby Staff && Sapphire Staff = Garnet Staff) && Guide to expecting the unexpected && Mom's Eye = Foresight (1/11?) (Level 10?)
A staff of FUTURE VISION.
Alchemies
Brightstone > Fine = Brightsteel (5/5) - NEED DESCRIPTION
Blazing Pyrotheum Magmatic Florb > Fine = Boiling Wrath Magmatic Florb (4/6)
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (2/?)
Tutamen Warded Jar1 && Steel Chestplate = ??? (1/?)
1Tutamen Warded Jar: A warded jar containing 64 Tutamen (magical aspect of armor).
Module Action
Module Descriptions
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: Generating light level 40.
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: 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into 
, 5,000 EMC into 
.
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: 21,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from 
. Transferring no EMC.
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: Condensing Tracking Rocket Chainsaws (1 per post, out of EMC). 9,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from 
.
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: Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from 
.
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: Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to 
.
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: 325,748/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from 
. Transferring 106 EU per post to 
.
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: Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from 
.
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: Being powered and operated by 
.
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (28/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (16/50)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (37/50) (+3 from Generic)
+3 to Mythic
Action
I toss lamp oil, rope, bombs, dinner, spaghetti, maps, toasters, toast, toasters toasting toast and more CD-i references at the Hivemind. All of them are laced with Lamp Oil Bomb Explosives, which are 50 times more potent than TNT, and imbued with pure YouTube Poop energies. I then proceed to pitch like Billy Mays to the Hivemind, selling it Big City Sliders. What it doesn't know is that these sliders will attack the Hivemind and are completely inedible. I then summon Michael Rosen, who fires plamz at the Hivemind and slashes it with Toenails. Next, I summon Dr. Rabbit, who sends the entire Dr. Rabbit Colgate Military against the Hivemind, followed by a concentrated blast of Suicide Putty. Speaking of Suicide Putty, the essence of Billy Mays I created materializes into a physical form of Billy Mays: a tub of OxiClean which promptly transforms into a Bug Bazooka that fires trillions upon trillions of highly toxic batrachotoxin-laced explosive dead flies at the Hivemind. I then summon HoH SiS, who takes big toxic acidic dumps on the Hivemind filled with concrete cylinders, nuclear waste ice cream and Hercules Hooks. The sight of Hercules Hooks being defecated sends the Billy Mays incarnation into a massive rage, causing him to grab all the Hercules Hooks and arrange them into a giant piercing wall that he drives right through the Hivemind. I proceed to summon Sonic, who sez some really weird stuff that causes the Hivemind to implode for no reason. Michael Rosen, thinking I'm out of drive, summons Mark Sabine, Roger Stockburger and several other YouTube Poop sources popular in the Rosen Community. Mark Sabine drops marmalade laced with toxic Suicide Putty fumes and Orange Glo onto the Hivemind, causing Billy Mays to reactivate and rain down burning hot Steam Buddies onto the Hivemind. Rog then does some crazy forex stuff and summons a voirus that overtakes the Hivemind for a split second, during which it overwrites its brains with "SUS". The sheer sus summons Spingebill to the scene, who does some unspeakable stuff to the Hivemind while a random fish goes "MY EYES!!!!" I then toss more bombs at the Hivemind, causing it to explode in an overused meme.
Action 2/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 37/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 12/50
Snow Tank: 12/15
Xia-Li Polyslayer [Lvl.8 Assault Rifle]: 6/9
Super Prototype Medigun [Lvl.6 Medigun]: 6/7
Night Edge [Lvl.6 Axe]: 6/7
I +Assist TwinBuilder's charges.
I summon the ghost of Brutishace the Warrior, who has fallen recently to lag and a Flame Shotgun to the face... however, in life, he had managed to peak his strength and dexterity and thus maximize his attack potential. I motion to him the presence of the Haunt, and he charges towards it at with surprising speed, despite being in heavy armor. Upon reaching the Haunt, he tears into the spirit with an array of slashes and strikes with both his Crystal and Skysplitter Swords, enraged by his helm, he scores multiple brutal hits on the evil phantom.
God, I hate the Haunt.
Support: 40/100 [IIIIIIIIII]
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Finished Charge: Project Fenris 50/50
MZ: Once, there was a maiden….
A truely massive pillar of ice bursts from the ground, wrapped in thin, ribbon-like chains. The shadow faintly visible beneath the surface is the only indication that it isn't pure ice the whole way through.
MZ: …whose friends left her.
I create a ring of fire around the pillar, slowly burning away it's outer layers.
The chains start to slack.
MZ: And her enemies, too.
The fire grows in intensity, revealing more of the shape within the ice. It seems to be a giant quadruped.
The chains rattle.
MZ: "I miss them, but I know why they had to go."
I begin charging a beam of fiery energy, finally, finally I get to do this.
The chains thrash, the whole pillar is shaking as the creature inside wakes.
MZ: "It’s not just or right,"
I fire the beam into the chains, warping them with heat, but not destroying them.
The flames surge up, completely covering the remains of the pillar.
MZ: "It just is."
The fire now appears to be infinite in height, yet somehow still growing.
MZ: She drew out her lover’s handkerchief, and wiped away her tears.
The flames dissolve into sparks, revealing a giant red wolf, one with distinct, glowing eyes.
MZ: "Survival is chance," she said..
A vast howl sweeps across the battlefield as the remaining restraints shatter like glass.
After all this time, he's finally free. Fenris Sun-eater, has returned.
Praise this phenomenon.
Fenris Sun-eaterStrong and highly evasive.
Skills:
Scarlet Shadow; Passive, missed attacks are automatically countered.
Crimson Heartbeat; Every two turns, Fenris is healed.
Burning Red; Every three turns, inflict damage-over-time to an enemy unit.
Ruby Mind-Eater; Every four turns, transform an enemy unit into an allied lycanthorpe.
Action:
MZ: I'm afraid you're wanted off the stage.
MZ: The gears are moving, and you're not included in what happens next.
MZ: You're really lucky you got this much time.
I throw the law book from before at the Hivemind, bombarding it with rules and systems. Also, legal textbooks are heavy.
Entity orders:
Fenris applies his mind-eater skill in a more literal way, attacking The Hivemind.
The Wraith investigates the engie_ninja/Walker, The sole vulnerable player.
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
It's a sort of spiritual realm, not based on any one person's dreams, but rather in the ideal of dreams, it's actually quite the nice place. Of course, it's also where the Queens who fell when the Darkness invaded still linger, still teaching the common Invocations, still ruling their queendoms, imaginary though they might be, still fighting the Darkness, though much less organized than Alhambra's noble efforts.
Overall, I don't see them as enemies, just too philosophically different to reconcile with right now. Though I technically have to thank the Queen of Swords for Fuoco.
The only noble casters I see as true enemies are those who follow the Queen of Storms, the self-proclaimed Seraphs. Mirror's followers are merely deluded.
Inventory:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]
Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (10/11)
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (5/10)
Picture of Richard && Picture of UZ =??? (2)
Charges:
Can You Spare... A Heart? 17/50: But still, temporary strength has less consequences. That's why I see Godmodders in general as...
Twoscore Mirror Gaze 20/25 (+3 from Cobalt): ...Does anyone else notice that annoying thing? Or are those of us with seven senses getting special treatment..
Boosts:
+3 for Irecreeper
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
Rise little Revan, you might miss out on the fun that's starting.
Revan groans before getting up, he tries to pretend that he didn't hear "the voice". It appears the OP scale has nerfed Revan's telepathic abilities. He could implant thoughts and concepts into entire an entire species and have less mental strain. He shrugs and decides to use Force to heal Ultra-Greed. Revan gives Isaac a thumbs up, the kid can take punishment better than most.
Charges
HK-47 18/50
Basilisk War Droid 18/42
Sith Assassin(s) 21/30
Assists
TwinBuilder, Pricey & Pit
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
==Turn 2==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 15/30
Charge #4: 13/40
[SLOT RESERVED]
+3 to Bomber.
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 11/11!
Guardmail Suit: A suit of chainmail made entirely of Guardmetal. The Guardmetal provides superlative physical attack protection and shielding from other harmful effects, even non-physical attacks. Likely provides 1 Armor.
Crystal equips the Guardmail Suit.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 2/11?
True Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 2/11?
NEW ALCHEMY: Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 1/11
(Description and level already given.)
==Action==
Crystal decides to buff up the Imperator, taking full advantage of the Contract from Below. He summons up the power of the four elements, channeling it through his four alternative elemental alchemies, and begins to armor the Imperator. He first fortifies its armor with obsidian drawn from the deepest depths of the earth using his Disc of Deepest Depths, shards and splinters fusing together to form an unbreakable layer of fortification. Next, he summons water and freezes it into ice using his Cup of Coldest Seas, before freezing the ice to the obsidian plates to form a second layer of armor. He then surrounds the entire Imperator in a bubble of hull-tight water, for shock absorption, before adding plates of floating ice on top of that. Next, he creates a bubble of compressed air around the water using his Wand of Greatest Heights, holding it in place, before adding a windstorm around the Imperator that should blow any attacks off course and reduce their effectiveness. Finally, he creates a barrier of fire around the windstorm using his Blade of Hottest Flame, artful flows of air ensuring that any heat is directed outward to serve as a deterrent against attack. Finally, he uses his Flowmetal Wand to stabilize and lock in all these different effects, ensuring their potency and making them last longer. He also casts extra spells of protection and shielding, mentally carving runes into the obsidian plates that form the base of the Imperator’s new protection. All of this should add up to one or perhaps two stacks of Fortification, with the boost from Contract from Below.
==Entities==
See last post.
==Responses/RP==
See last post.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
The L()rd looks at the Hivemind. He snaps his fingers, and an actual beehive appears inside the Hivemind. The bees get angry and start stinging it from the inside.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
This body... this sensation... normally it would not be like this...
I'm about to die... how annoying... how pointless...
Being hit by "friendliness pellets" Hezetor slowly closes his eyes while his life slips away from his body. After and being clinically dead for about 5 seconds and strangely not turning and becoming white like the creatures of Minecraftia (he is not a minecraftian after all), the atoms that composed him slowly start to re-arrange themselves and return to compose his body, in about 2 seconds his body reformed as new with every single atom that composed him back to its position, as soon as the last atom has returned to his place Hezetor opens his eyes and slowly puts in order his cape.
Death is just a temporary inconvenience even when this body has been weakened...
(tl dr Hezetor respawns)
Post II
Y quickly constructs a large amount of Bamboo Rafts for the GS entities, causing them to become Nautical.
He then heals the Dark Star Core.
Whorp!
Y appears in front of sans once again, standing at his full length.
Y: Sans!
Y: He in no way represents us
Y: I see no need to destroy an entire faction over the words of one madman
Y: The rest of us aren't like that, are we?
Y: Am I?
Y: Sans, you told me that I might be the one good guy in a larger group of insane fanatics
Y: I've begun to question that myself
Y: Am I truly the fortress of sanity that I believe myself to be, or am i just as mad as they, just living under the delusion of being sane
Poison Staff && Spider Gland = Spider Staff!
Miner's Choice 9/10
Deadly Bloom 5/9
Shield Generator && SCP-555 && Bone
Shield Generator: An arcane device generates a domed shield around itself when supplied with magic. Shield strength and size are easily adjustable.
Stardust Monolith 5/15
The Broken Church 17/20
Rust-Cleaning Droid 2/5
00C: Why didn't you link to toe EoTB from the rest of the update?
Looks like that Lunabade gave me a videomail about the BFDI related stuff..
Video Mail from a half BFDI HostessNeedle: DON'T CALL ME NEEDY!
Lunabade: Sorry about that, I have set up the Contests that are safe or dangerous. I think the first off is... stop the Hivemind from reviving Twitchy?
/bit of RP nullpost
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Hezetor points his index to Homully and start to use his mastery of atoms in her body with the aid of the orb of time-space manipulation, by manipulating the chemical reactions of her body by oxidizing at an incredible speed the most external layer of her body thus causing it to rust incredibly quickly.
+3 to FlamingToast, thanks for the heal, even if I was killed.
the Glory 50/50 hold 1/3
Spadaccino 41/50 +2 from Richard
...... 26/50
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 8/9)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) (Level 8: 7/9)
Module && Mithril && Orichalcum && Adamantium = ? 1/? Mixing the various proprieties from different materials this module allows any modular equipment to gain said proprieties improving protection from both magical and physical attacks. (aka +1 or +2 armor) Can be used to make the production of said materials more easy if used on a proper factory.
Ornstien 44/50 Smough 44/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting 5/9
I go up to the living embodiment of the law of conservation of ninjutsu. And then I use hax to change the number of ninjas around him by adding 0ne hundred. I then proceed to slash up the spread thin entity. I also, if possible, reduce the number of ninjas back to 19.
Ante Up!: 15/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 32/50 ================================================== (+2 from Crystal)
The Executioner: 50/50 =================================================== (+3 from Generic, +6 from Twin, +4 from Crystal)
+3 to Cobalt
Bomber took a sudden, shallow breath. He froze in place, closing his eyes. With a solemn expression, Bomber replied to sans.
"You know sans... maybe you're right. Maybe it isn't just business. Not entirely."
He cleared his throat before continuing.
"I've worked hard to get where I am. I've worked even harder to get to where I want to be. Yet somehow, it forever lies outside my grasp. Surely, you've felt the same?' He let the question hang in the air for a moment. "Time and time again, I would be set back. At first, I believed it to be merely circumstance. Now I know it is more than just fate. It is a deliberate attempt to impede my progress. I realize that now."
An empty smile crept its away across Bomber's face.
"To learn that everything you have been doing is for naught... well, is discouraging to say the very least."
Bomber opened his eyes to look at sans again, returning to a more serious expression.
"I meant what I said when I have nothing personal against you, sans. I hate to repeat what others have said, but unless you stand aside, well... I wont be able to stop what he does. The contract is sealed, the deal closed, and what has been set in motion cannot be stopped."
Bomber saw that the Imperator was in danger and decided to assist in defending it. Standing near the foot of the Imperator, he knelt down, touching his fingertips to the ground. His gray hands gradually turned pitch black. Closing his eyes and steadying his breathing, he began to focus. Like from before when he assisted in creating the bridge over the massive ravine, Bomber's fingers began to extend into the ground like roots. Around the Imperator's feet, the ground began to crack. Suddenly, large black structures began to creep up and around it. Looking at them for too long caused a strange, adverse effect. The dripping tendrils wrapped themselves around the Imperator, covering it in an attempt to shield it. The tendrils grew sharp protrusions to further deter any attacks. They weren't wrapped too tight, but remained flexible so the Imperator could still move around. Before Bomber disjointed himself from the tendrils, he caused them to encase themselves in a dripping black substance. Like droplets of void, they hit the ground, seeming to consume all it touched. This coating hardened itself, effectively becoming armor-like. Exhausted from the effort, Bomber pulled his hands from the ground, which returned to their normal gray tone.
Stepping away, he pulled out The Book of Tzeentch to peruse its contents. Automatically, the book flipped itself to page 2,375. The edges of the page were stained in dried blood.
Zarod, The Beheader
A human responsible for the execution of thousands, criminal and innocent. Zarod had disdain for the guillotine, preferring to perform the execution himself. Over time, Zarod soon found pleasure in the activity, and began to execute others for the smallest offenses. Eventually, Zarod was put on trial and, in a cruel twist of fate, beheaded by a guillotine. Before burning to death, Zarod cursed them all forever, saying they will wake in the night to find their head rolling on the floor.
His sins forever stain history with blood.
When he finished reading, additional words appeared at the bottom, appearing to be a chant of some sort. Bomber spoke them:
"Y'g'uln suth n'gha alakhe hai ngmg nakhai. Y'g'uftoin nog, Zarod!"
Suddenly, the earth is cracked open. A giant battleaxe has embedded itself into the earth forcefully. A skull with a black, blood-stained executioner's hood is impaled on the end of the battleaxe's shaft. A claw burst forth from the earth. Another one emerged, reaching out to the battleaxe. Rotten flesh hangs loosely from the two arms that work to heave the rest of the body from the ground. Finally, the headless torso has emerged entirely from the accursed earth. A stench most foul emanates from the corpse. Having emerged from the earth, both arms grasp the hooded skull, forcefully yanking it from the end of the axe. The torso pushes the head into place on its neck, twisting it to ensure it is in place. Two glowing red orbs appear in the eye sockets, gazing upon the Battlefield. Zarod has risen once more to continue his dark work. He kicked the Battleaxe, forcing it out of the ground and twirling it in one hand.
Taunting the PZs, he drags his Battleaxe across the ground and beckons with his finger. A horrible, raspy voice came from Zarod's rotten throat.
"Come here."
Zarod, The Executioner [AZ] - HP: 200,000/200,000
A towering figure with rotten, blue-green flesh. His skin is tattered, most of it having decayed away to reveal the foul muscle beneath. His head is skeletal, with a black executioner's hood over it. Two glowing red eyes seem to pierce right through you. Zarod carries a massive, rusty battleaxe; one that has beheaded thousands.
Grasping Dead: ||
Using necromancy, Zarod summons forth a giant skeletal hand from the ground, which grips the target. That target is still able to attack, but is more susceptible to damage since they cannot move. The target has a greatly increased chance of taking minicrits for one turn.
Maggot Spit: ||||
Zarod spits a chunk of his own flesh at the target, dealing damage with a 50% chance to poison. Maggot Spit also spawns one pile of Infested Flesh. Every turn, each Infested Flesh spawns three Giant Maggots. Giant Maggots attack for 5,000 each.
Infested Flesh [AZ] - HP: 75,000/75,000
Giant Maggot [AZ] - HP: 40,000/40,000
Strangle: |||
Zarod grabs the target by their neck and grips them violently. They take 25,000 damage and are stunned for one turn.
Execute: ||||||
Zarod immediately kills the target, or at the very least does an obscene amount of damage.
Souls: 2
R.N.G. && Shoddy Reroller = Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. (Level 10: 11/11)
Alchemy Complete!
The Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. allows Bomber to re-roll one of the three slots in an attempt to get the desired outcome.
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 7/11)
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 2/10)
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IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
Alright, guys, normally I would (try and probably fail to) update right around now, but today is the day of the Superbowl, and quite frankly, while I do want to have the first on-time update in forever, I also want to watch the superbowl MUCH more.
+2 to all of your charges for Superbowl and such-I understand not everyone actually watches that-and have a nice night!