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I eye the Colegmerate warily, drawing a Minium Stone from my inventory rather silently. It is time to test the effect of transmutative energies on calcium phosphate, or code alternatives. I disappear and reappear nearer to the beast in a flash of teal. I swiftly calculate the Colegmerate's height compared to the ground, frowning slightly. I offer the ground field a sweeping gaze, before reading the Stone, and drawing forth a Thaumium-Bossed Staff of the Primal. This thing was especially difficult to obtain.

I peer up at the Colegmerate, before propelling myself into the air at absurd speeds aided by psionic ability. I sail upward, muttering under my breath. Sparks of vibrant octarine energy burst from the runes on the staff, the entire thing glowing a deep teal. My eyes flick to the creeperoid beast above, and the ground below frequently. I reach my apex height quickly. However, before I can descend, my Minium Stone bursts into flames, red sparks pluming off of the spherical object. Upon this occurrence, the air beneath my seems to shift and solidify, before forming a one-block-thick dirt platform. I smash the bottom of my staff against the dirt before I strike it, breaking my fall to a manageable amount. I examine my current position, and am pleased to find that I am directly beneath the Colegmerate. This shouldn't be too difficult, considering my only objective is to find the skull. I am quite successful in this regard, locating it almost immediately. I promptly raise my Minium Stone, muttering incantations under my breath, and pulling out a bit of ritual chalk, tossing my staff to the floor of the platform.

Once this task has been completed, I dive to the floor of the platform, and begin scribbling the visage of arcane runes onto the rough transmuted dirt. I attempt to scrawl several symbols far more carefully, their construct seeming far more portentous and… supernal than the hastily-scribbled marks of a simple warlock or witch. I quickly mark the center of the circle with golden chalk, and slide the two types away, standing back slightly. Seemingly satisfied with my handiwork, I toss a block of obsidian and a bit of glowstone dust into the center of the circle, prodding my stave with my foot. I wave my hand, and red smoke puffs from the golden mark at the center of the circle. Instantaneously, a massive dome of pure magic appears, sealing in both the Colegmerate and myself. I promptly leap off of the platform, climbing up the side of the gargantuan Colegmerate to reach the Skull.

When I reach the Skull, I extend the hand still gripping the Minium Stone. With a thought, a small patch of the skull is transmuted to glass. Hah. I peer through the stuff, scrutinizing the brain with a perturbing intensity. I annihilate the Stone, and utilize the energy I obtain from the destruction to further transmute the Skull to glass, extending the size of the weak point. From this point, I proceed to incline my hand, preemptively exuding a thick aura of teal. Sparks of energy leap off the inside of the impenetrable dome, and bolts of gray lightning crackle within. I telekinetically embed the Thaumium-Bossed Staff of the Primal in the dirt platform, filling it with energy from the Rite of Protection as well. This should function. I ball my hand into a fist, and pressure builds in the airtight dome.

Afterward, I wave my hand in a sweeping motion, and an arcing bolt of lightning slams against the Colegmerate, diffusing instantly. My eyes glint with a strange light as I build the pressure up. I manipulate the essence of the area, fusing pure Perditio essentia inherent within the lightning strikes to fuel my power. Pressure builds further, and I disappear in a flash of gray, reappearing outside of the dome. I force the Perditio of the electricity to implode, a massive explosion searing through the dome, raging about with the force of a star.

I watch from outside as the explosions rage, inevitably cracking the glass, and piercing the skull, hopefully damaging the brain irreparably. The unadulterated chaos of the blast serves to cleave apart even the basest of matter within the arcane sphere, my attempt to leave absolutely nothing behind.

Evidently, the circle was shattered in the explosion, seeing as the sphere shatters into a thousand fragments of esoteric energy that fade before they strike the ground, releasing the pressure, the raging explosions abruptly ceasing as their catalyst is obliterated. Tying everything to that staff was an excellent idea. Hah.

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I glance at the Kanto Starters menacingly, sifting through my impressively large inventory for some sort of inanimate assailant. Mere moments later, I draw what appears to be a small thaumium cube covered in gears and other mechanisms of various origins. I look the thing over several times, before deeming it satisfactory, and thumbing a minuscule button on the side.

The grinding of gears becomes evident the instant I press the button, the entire mechanism springing into action. Two individual plates of thaumium upon the uppermost face of the cube slide away, revealing a mass of an unknown crystalline substance within. Upon coming into contact with the air, the shards of crystal begin to hiss and vibrate violently, the air cooling around me. This will be quite difficult. I shift the cuboid device in my hand somewhat, the gears now spinning absurdly swiftly, as if attempting to rend a hole in the fabric of reality. Pale violet wisps of ethereal essence leak off of the internal core of the device, the core attempting to spread its influence, likely. I shall grant it that, I suppose.

With a thought, the ethereal wisps of magic spread forth, directly toward the three starters in question. Suddenly, a spike of the crystalline substance bursts from the ground, and pierces directly through the three Pokémon, quite painfully. Regardless, it is more what comes next which ends up wreaking havoc. The surface of the crystal begins to glow with a brilliant deep octarine, pulsating and fluctuating occasionally in hue. Upon this occurrence, the Kanto Starters' forms begin to fade somewhat, the glow of the crystal simultaneously growing in intensity. Essentially, I am attempting to consume the essence of the Starters with the device at hand.

Suddenly, however, the thaumium cube's gears cease spinning. I look at the thing in horror for a moment, before I realize what might occur. Hah. The crystalline spike embedded within the three Starters' fading forms begins to crack and shudder, tendrils of octarine plasmic energy leaking out of every fissure. I wave my other hand, advancing the process. The spike instantaneously explodes.

It is immediately obliterated, and with it, a portion of the three Starters' essences, still connected to the original beings.

This naturally severs the entities' holds on their own essences, the equivalent of tearing a living being's soul to shreds. An inhumane, ear-mutilating shriek fills the air as I proceed to take hold of as much essence as needed, further shredding it. With an esoteric wrench, I separate the two primary fragments; that of the Starters, and that of the device. A physical pull can be felt as I do so. Ethereal essence begins leaking forth, a cascade of intangible energies. I promptly seal the top of the thaumium device. The spinning of the gears slows immensely, before hitting a standstill. I stare at the cube for a few moments, before dropping it to the ground. I crush the thing telekinetically as it descends. Mere moments after it strikes the ground, I crush it under my foot. Eldritch shrieks emanate from beneath the extremity of my limb, before a number of arcane gases pour forth from beneath it. I flashstep away from the box, revealing it is gone.

Of course, a sizable portion of the Starters' essences are vaporized as well.

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Void Aspected Silverwood Wand && Crystalline Auram Essentia = The Blank Wand (3/6)
Vial of Ink && Node in a Jar = Inky Node (3/4)

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(+2 to Generic)

Furtive Knowledge: 18/20 (+4 from Crystal) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Introduction Therapy: 25/25! (+4 from Generic, +2 from Crystal, and Proof, +1 from Twin) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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Introduction Therapy: 25/25. Expended.

I think over the incident with the Tuba several times, before walking over to Richard.

TA: I've been looking over that incident with the… uh… instrument somewhat. Yeah, that is probably one of the worst phobias I have ever witnessed.
TA: So, I signed you up with a therapist. Me. There's no way out of it, as well. I wouldn't bother trying to escape it.

I then proceed to materialize two chairs, and gesture for Richard to sit. As it turns out, I have a degree in psychiatry.

As such, I attempt to put it to good use. I promptly begin a conversation with Richard about his fear, prompting it with a reassurance that he is not required to tell me where the fear originated from if he does not wish. Obviously, I have placed the two of us in a time lock for the entire duration of the therapy session. The discussion continues for several hours, involving one and a half instances of me pulling out a picture of a tuba and gauging his reaction.

I write several things down on a clipboard, continuing to reassure him that tubas cannot harm him in any way (unless someone attempts to exploit his fear of them to damage him). This continues until I am reasonably certain that Richard is at least somewhat better, testing this with the occasional image of a tuba. Upon determining this, I give Richard my business card (which is literally blank, save my chumhandle, and my titles), shaking his hand, before removing the time lock, and forcing the chairs back to whatever realm I called them from. Excellent.

9/10 EXOS Arrival

1/3 Blackout

A group of websites and their players prepare a Blackout to get the SOPATank eliminated, not realizing it already got destroyed.

Meanwhile, I summon an Invincible Minor Minion. It is absolutely positively unstoppable and unkillable, but only does 1 damage per turn. Luckily, it can do this damage to a godmodder that has no entities to defend it. It will attack a random entity each round unless a godmodder has no entities defending it, in which case it will attack that godmodder instead.

Mythic: Maybe I should try doing this a less traditional way?

I generate a massive gravity well above the Johto Starters.

==> Mythic: Have a Flashback

I was in the city that night, or what passed for it. The sun had stopped rising years ago, but we could all tell it was night, it rained every twenty-four hours and ten minutes.

I was part of an expedition into the darkened zone and relight lamps.

Who were the others in my group again...

Alchemy:

Basic Spellbook && Zoology Book = Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts: Level 3, 2/4

Charges:

Heart Collector 6/10 (+1 from Talist)

Stray Summon 3/15

+1 for Twin

+1 for Talist

I keep using planar bind to bind an angel to the side of User Zero 2/3.

I take the possessed Charmander then i burn the Possessed Bulbasaur and electricute the possessed Squirtle (I attack the Kanto Starters that are Pro Zero/[PZ])

??? 3/50

Elite Swordmaster 3/30

Healing Staff + Healing Potion = ??? (1/?)

+1 Twin +1 Talist

Integration: 8/40 (+2 from Fseftr, +2 from UserZero)

Beta Phantom 2: 7/10

+2 to Fseftr

Budget Plastic Prop Sword || Refined Metal -> I don't even know yet (2/2)

Walker obtains whatever the newly-created alchemy happens to be, inspects it for a while, then tests it out by deciding to start hacking away at the Mango Monster, chopping large chunks of mango flesh away piece by piece. There's a slow, methodical precision to how he does so, as if imitating some sort of industrial equipment. Once a sufficient amount of mango pieces have been hacked away, he grins beneath the mask, picks up a piece of mango from the ground, then stabs his sword into the most painful place he can find on the Mango Monster, causing it to scream, which of course requires opening it's mouth. He then rams the piece of mango into the mango monster's mouth, apparently deriving some sort of entertainment from the act, before skewering the Mango Monster on the end of his alchemy sword, winding up, and smashing the poor creature into the hard, unyielding ground, sending mango pieces all over the place.

AA takes out the Special Stardust Dragon Staff and uses it to summon a Special Stardust Dragon minion! It will attack the Fire Minion, or if dead, the Inklings, or if those are dead, the Coveknight.

Duality: 10/25.

Special Stardust Dragon Staff || Prism: Special Stardust Prism (1/2).

Description: A prism that can reflect entities as Special Stardust versions of themselves. It is unclear what this occult majjyk does.

10/10 EXOS Arrival

2/5 Blackout

My AI ally, EXOS, arrives! However, because of how the time travel thing works, it lost all power and ended up in the End. I immediately head off the the End to salvage the AI core.

"What happened to you, EXOS?"

"Time travel malfunction. Non-player entities like me attempting to travel through time often suffer dangerous side effects. According to my calculations, the time travel had a 45% chance of intact arrival, a 30% chance of critical damage like this, and a 25% chance of loss of this AI core."

"Well, I doubt you are in condition to help out yet. Luckily, the End should serve as an excellent base of operations, and provide some energy to help you recover strength."

I use my endermancy powers to resurrect the Enderdragon (which had been killed long ago in the war) and its Ender Crystals, and control the Enderdragon and the lesser endermen to have them protect the AI core of EXOS, which I place on the portal below a newly-created dragon egg. I then use endermancy to get the Ender Crystals to focus their energy on the AI Core, causing it to glow with a dim purple light and begin to emit ender particles. This continues for about a minute, until suddenly the dragon egg starts glowing very brightly purple and begins gathering energy at a staggering rate, pulling in more and more energy from the ender crystals as it gains power, before suddenly a massive crack of thunder is heard and everything goes white. When I recover, I find myself back on the battlefield, along with a group of endermen that were also thrown out of the End by whatever happened.

"EXOS, are you there?"

"EXOS, respond."

"EXOS, ANSWER ME!"

"Communications re-established. My systems appear to be charged with some sort of energy from the ender crystals."

"What happened? All I know is that there was an explosion, and I ended up back on the battlefield, along with some endermen."

"It appears that the excessive energy focused on the dragon egg overloaded it and caused the energy to burst outwards into a roiling storm across the background. Analysis indicates that the storm would make it nearly impossible for anything to enter the End, at least until it dissipates."

"Alright. Your system has been bolstered by the Ender Crystals enough to start gathering ender energy, or endergy, on its own. Your AI Core should be able to utilize such energy to useful effect, but it will first need to use the endergy to fabricate the systems needed to be able to pull out any other significant use and gain enough endergy. I have uploaded plans to you to help facilitate this."

Also, the bunch of endermen wander around the battlefield until a random entity looks at them funny, causing the whole group to attack said random entity during the EOTB.

EXOS' newly constructed Endergy Core allows it to harness endergy by gathering it from the environment, or by generating it. It can use the endergy to either upgrade its capabilities, or use it for offensive action (though not very effectively early on). It can perform one active action on each of my posts. As it is not a true entity and is located in an inaccessable area, it cannot be directly attacked. Stats are in the spoiler (PS: How do I add a title to a spoiler?).

I go to the iforgotwhatitwascalled and combine items: Diamond Sword + Golden Frying Pan


5/9 Factory

4/10 Spell book (missed 1+)

2+ to whichever godmodder grabs it first

6/15 Starters 3 engie, uzi

5/15 Starters 4 engie, uzi

+2 engie

TM25 AND Enchanted Bow = Daedalus Stormbow M 4/6

Full Restore AND Enchanted Bow = Crusader's Crossbow M 4/5

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Mercury takes the Johto Starters and hugs them tightly, protecting them from the evil AZs, attacking the poor innocent cute pokemans. Some nameless, insignificant, nonplayer AZs feel so bad they take the Johto Starters and heal them up themselves.

Sword 5/5.

I decide to alchemize.

Sword && Bones = Bonesword 1/?.

I whack the Johto Starters away with a saxophone before the AZs can heal them. I then whack the octopus creeper thing's skull with the saxophone.

Quote: 13/50

Melia: 1/30

Wii U Gamepad && Railgun = ??? (2/???)

+2 to whoever knows what my two charges are.

I examine the Inky Node.

After doing so, I draw a short blade crafted entirely of fine amber, filled with potential. I can practically taste it. Unfortunately, I am not synesthetic. I also pull out an Entropy Crystal Cluster with a Thaumometer affixed above it via the medium of some small brass struts, placing it a few meters in front of me. This will be hilarious—if it works. I grip the handle of the amber dagger, and saunter over to the cluster.

I take several calculated steps toward the thing, holding the blade out in front of me, directly above the Thaumometer's lens. I peer through both the amber and the glass, and a pleased grin adorns my face. Simply splendiferous. Peering through the fine amber blade drenched in Ignis essentia as well as the lens of the Thaumometer and the Entropy Crystal Cluster, one can see through the world. However, one can also see the greatest sources of the third focus—in this case, Perditio. My eyes widen once I see the absurd amounts of Entropy-Infused Stone underneath this particular area. I spin the blade around, and cup it in my other hand, making a clean slice. I smear the blood on my hand and my blade upon the top of the Thaumometer, grunting somewhat in acknowledgement of pain.

I promptly raise the bloodstained amber blade above the Thaumometer, and think, quite plainly, of all the Infused Stone beneath this area. Suddenly, the amber shines with light, and shows an image of what I saw. My grin grows somewhat, and I mutter a quick "Noglw'nafh shugg r'luh uaaah." A grinding sound fills the ears of all within a fair distance, the sound of fragile crystal carefully scraping against stone. I raise my empty hand somewhat, covered in my own blood, and hundreds of spires wrought of Entropy Shards burst from the ground, glinting in the light of the surface. The air grows heavy with latent magics, and I look over to the Colegmerate.

I bask in the ancient potency of the crystalline chaos for several seconds, before arcing my hand upwards. The spires emit trace amounts of Perditio vis for a few seconds, before every single one bursts into a shower of crystals, all of which swarm toward me at deadly speeds.

I spin the blade of the amber dagger around once more, waiting as the storm of crystal assembles around me, pulsating with entropic energies so thick and latent, they may as well be heated molasses, pouring upon my body with pure energy. I peer into the amber dagger, only to see a vision of the entropic spires present only moments before. I flick my wrist in the direction of the Colegmerate, and the entire storm of chaos streaks in the direction of the beast, the skull in particular.

The precise arrival of the entropic storm to its target is announced by the almost melodic clinks of crystal shards embedded in the surface of the skull, each attempting to sink into the brain. I twitch the blade upward somewhat, offering the crystals a single command, which the entropic shards carry out the only way they can.

By discharging their energies.

The thousands of entropic crystals discharge their pure Perditio vis into the skull of the Colegmerate, becoming Dull Shards in the process. Hah. I promptly stabilize the volatile storm of entropy with the force of my will, attempting to bury the thing further into the skull (and closer to the brain) before I detonate anything. I can feel the sorcerous energies sinking in, twitching closer to their true target. My triumphant grin from earlier shifts to a stoic face of concentration.

I bury the energies around a meter deeper into the skull, before letting go of the link, and flash-stepping away from the two grounded foci. The resultant blast is so ridiculously powerful, I can feel the heat against my back from my position nearly fifty meters away. The original Entropy Crystal Cluster explodes as well (and with it the Thaumometer), linked to the actual energy.

Evidently, links are valuable. Hah. I slide the bloodstained amber dagger back into my inventory as the entropic explosions raging about upon the skull (and hopefully within the brain) finally subside.

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Moments afterward, I glare in the direction of the Beta Phantom once more. This is getting rather tedious. As such, I drag the being directly before me, an aura of gray surrounding me. Yes, this should work. Of course, it is going to be excruciatingly painful, on both ends. Here we go. I squeeze my eyes shut, before opening them once more, the size of my aura growing all the while.

Within moments, I mutter under my breath, and make an occult gesture. Suddenly, dark gray flames burst from my eyes and mouth, complimenting my aura quite a bit. Time seems to run to a standstill for both the Phantom and I. Eldritch whispers pervade the hearing of any within a hundred meters, tearing whatever remains of their sanity, if anything, to shreds. The form of my aura shifts, occasionally letting off plumes of gaseous Nightmare Fuel, accompanied by the occasional flicker of red, green, and amethyst. A tendril of gray energy wraps around the Beta Phantom, the intensity of its power searing away any resistance, along with the Phantom's incorporeality. Hah. A shockwave of pure eldritch force tears non-Euclidean forms into the Phantom, harnessing any emotion it experiences in any way whatsoever to further the damage. I let out an absolutely psychotic roar which vibrates across the field of battle nigh-instantaneously, rending the ears of the particularly unfortunate to paste, and their brains to dust. Seemingly without a thought, the Beta Phantom's soul begins to attempt to remove itself from its body, gravitating towards the sudden source of power.

The Beta Phantom begins to split into a variety of foul shapes with my mere presence near it, warping to unrecognizable proportions.

I incline a hand ever so slightly, and the split fragments of the Phantom break apart fully, burning vacillating red and amethyst afterimages into the corneas of any living beings looking remotely near me. The first fragment begins to expand to sizes rather worrying to those of any stable mental state, before contracting to a reasonable size, held in by the massively-boosted passive psychic aura of the area alone. Of course, that is not rather indicative of my current sanity, so it should be disregarded. Within instants, the other fragments begin to expand and contract as well.

These fragments all accost me in tandem, intending to surprise me with their newfound strength in numbers. A tendril of energy from my aura skewers one, whilst I fire two absolutely monolithic optic blasts of pure gray from my flaming sockets, both of which utterly annihilate the vast majority of the remaining fragments of the Beta Phantom. The blasts remove a sizable portion of land around us as well. Esoteric smoke begins pouring from the impact points. With a sweeping hand wave, the overwhelming majority of other fragments of the Phantom are obliterated, leaving only the fading carcass of the initially skewered fragment, and whatever semblance of life remains in the fragments I annihilated with the wave.

The grass within a twenty-five meter radius around me withers and dies in tandem as I consume the shattered fragments of the Beta Phantom's soul. Pure entropy and decay radiate from my form, taking care of whatever is left of the Beta Phantom without hesitation.

TA: HAH.

I levitate into the air, a raging storm of gray energy whipping around me, my aura blazing with a combination of grimdark, red, green, and amethyst energies. I let out an agonized scream, before a monolithic, vast, formless explosion of gray occurs, tearing apart the withered land around me, and the surrounding thirty blocks, in a manner akin to a heated serrated metal shard through churned milk, fully obliterating the physical remnants of the Beta Phantom, if any existed still. Gray flames roar higher than the blast itself, emanating the muttering of the unknown ceaselessly and unrelentingly.

The blast slowly fades into the air, releasing an absurd amount of Flux Gas into the atmosphere. My form, aura still flickering faintly with the four colors aforementioned, sails to the bottom of the crater, striking it with a muffled thump, just as the aura fades to teal, before disappearing. Weakly, I stand, climbing out of the crater to survey the damage. A bit more than expected. The gray flames, having died down immensely, have been reduced to a small unquenchable flame which has… just leapt onto a random PZ entity, inflicting it with the Cursed Flames debuff for however long you deem fit, Tazz.

I quickly stride away from the crater, my eyes and mouth restored to their initial state. All went as planned, I suppose.

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Void Aspected Silverwood Wand && Crystalline Auram Essentia = The Blank Wand (4/6)
Vial of Ink && Node in a Jar = Inky Node (4/4!)

NEW: Ender Pearl || (Liquid Darkness && Amber) && Indigo Flames (1/???) I seriously doubt this will be of adequate level, but it's always a good idea to try.

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(+2 to Generic)

Furtive Knowledge: 19/20 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I sneak up behind the Splat Charger Inkling and pour a bucket of water on its head. I cry as my monster person waifu screams in garbled squid-Japanese, the salty tears melting the Inkling's flesh beyond repair. I jab my fingers into my ears, loudly yelling the universal phrase of ignorance to drown out the cries of pain. "LALALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALA YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME". Within just a minute the Inkling lays halfway dead, the water having only burned through a majority of facial tissue.

Asura: 2/50

every self-respecting video game needs a very easy level of simon says: 4/25 4/25

this is fun. no really it's taking so much time i could probably make a fort out of cardboard.

wheeeeeee-ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz

(Psst, Red isn't on the update.)

Dring Duo 5/6(+1 from support)
Lord Calzerb 8/25

Lets try that again.

Diamond + Gold + Wood + Iron + Stone + Superisword Mould = Superisword 1/???

Venom Orb + Diamond Sword + Spider Eye = Venomshank 1/???

Red challenges the Kanto Starter to a battle! Red chooses Charizard!

I get smart and build a dirt house around Uzi. This protects Uzi, but has a chance to summon the summon elsewhere!

Weird, my precedent action were sucked by a small crack in the continuum.
At least I realized something, this time travellers convention has the "summon battle" as main event, this make the thing a lot more fun.
It's better to make a quick check about this thing called "godmodding".
Hezetor pulls out a little rectangle with written in large and friendly letters DON'T PANIC on its cover.
Well, I doubt that this might help, after all this is not the last edition with perfect adaptation and omega-knowledge, but it might contain some note of a time traveller about "godmodder".
Meanwhile it's better start acquire energy for myself.

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Charges
Checking the guide in regard of "Godmodder" and relative 1/3 (It's up to the GM if I found something useful or nothing)
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 1/15

=Turn Two=

(15 / 20) A Construction (+2 from Jon)

(2 / 10) Holy Mantle

Armistyx && Candy Corn = ??? (1/?)

+1 to Jon

+1 to Cobalt

=Action=

I throw a pebble at UserZero. It bounces off her armor with no repercussions, so I follow up with a snowball. After that lands harmlessly, I up my game to throwing ninjastars! After those get reflected in a totally predictiable way, I decide that I'm going to need to keep upping my game to hit her.

I then rush towards Uzi with a Baseball bat, and swing it at her a few times. I then tech-up to a shortsword, and attempt to remove her various limbs with it. Next out are twin katanas, which I use both in coordinated combos to keep her on her feet, and unprepared for my next weapon, a giant hammer made of slime! I go in for a skull bash, then follow up with a large broadsword swing, using a tactic to destroy armor. I then take a step back, and switch to a barrage of ranged weapons.

First comes a rapid-fire barrage of flintlock rounds, then rounds from a modern pistol. Then, with an AK-47, I attempt to score several headshots before turning to an AUG, which I promptly scope, take a few potshots, then sell to purchase a sawed-off shotgun. I then attempt to slap Uzi across the face with it before pumping the clip into her chest. Then, I attempt to stab the shotgun into her eye sockets, and pull out an AWP, which I manage to no-scope her with a headshot. I then stop using modern firearms and switch it up a little.

Using a scythe-sniper hybrid known as the Crescent Rose, I launch myself toward her, slashing her as I fly by, and constantly taking potshots at every seizable opportunity. I then pull out a Candy Corn Rifle, one of the strongest Terraria guns, and fire it into the air, causing a deadly rain of candy corn to fall from above! While this happens, I pull out an Energy Sword, and force her to engage in a close-range sword fight all while dodging a hail of sugary death! I then suddenly blink away, and charge at Uzi with a motorcycle! I jump off right before it impacts and then pull out a key-chain of a tank! Uzi dismisses it as a joke, until I blast it with a Growth Ray, increasing its size massively! I then jump in, and it's not long before Uzi finds out that said tank is a flying tank.

I then start flying around, raining shells upon Uzi, while constantly summoning clones of myself to do suppressive fire using laser guns and Stake Launchers. After I run out of fuel, I crash the tank straight into Uzi, leap out and call a fighter jet to my position. Now there's missiles, lasers, flying wooden death stakes and other clones driving tanks to take her down. I then fly the jet straight into the sky, and come back down in a rather large spaceship known as the Kestrel. I then fire constant bursts of lasers and fire beams while Uzi struggles to dodge the entire onslaught. And then I decide to take it even further than that.

I then set the Kestrel to auto-pilot, and come back with a whole IMPERIAL STAR DESTROYER. I then fire everything I have at Uzi: lasers, more lasers, turbolasers and ion blasts! I then attempt to land the ship on Uzi. As she avoids being crushed narrowly, she sees a figure hovering next to me; the lesser god; Lord Armor the Bastiodon! After charging up a smite from the combined power of all of his followers, he uses a super powered Flash Cannon, catching Uzi in a massive ray of light and carnage! The area where Uzi once was is now a massive crater. I then decide that things have escalated at an appropriate pace, and stop attacking.

Small Base 11/15

Leather Braced Handle && Iron Hammer Head == Iron Forge Hammer (Level 2, 3/3) Complete!

Orb of Fire && Orb of Light == Holy Flame (Level 3, 3/4)

I use the power of adjectives to attack Zero

I throw a Powerful, Insane, Furious, Inedible, Fearless, Enraged, Unobtainable, Necrotic, Weird, Holy, Flaming, Cheating, In-explainable, Dispicable, Unidentifiable, Stealthy, Spiteful, Random, Diseased, Annoying, Epic, Cool, Rigged, Legendary, Shocking Punch at Zero

Balloon Whelp

The Balloon Whelp uses Helium Breath on both groups of starters. It counts as a flying attack, so it's super effective against bulbasaur and chikorita. Totally.

Got +3 total

Charges: 8/50 and 7/25
+1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey

Alchemies: (Could I know the levels of these?)

Battle Axe && Bottled Lightning && Malestorm winds = Storm Forged Axe 2/??
Great Hammer && Bottled Lightning && Seeing Stone = Charged Hammer 2/??

If I use first person in IC from now on, it's referring to the Veteran. Switch perspective, GO!

Quote from Crusher48»

9/10 EXOS Arrival

1/3 Blackout

A group of websites and their players prepare a Blackout to get the SOPATank eliminated, not realizing it already got destroyed.

Meanwhile, I summon an Invincible Minor Minion. It is absolutely positively unstoppable and unkillable, but only does 1 damage per turn. Luckily, it can do this damage to a godmodder that has no entities to defend it. It will attack a random entity each round unless a godmodder has no entities defending it, in which case it will attack that godmodder instead.

Really?

I summon a major minion. Here's what it does...

[N] HP: 10/10. Regenerates 1 HP at the start of every turn. Cannot be damaged by anything anything other than Crusher's minor minion. Cannot be damaged by the minor minion more than once per turn. Cannot attack anything other than Crusher's minor minion. Immune to any of this entity's abilities or text being changed or altered in any way. The major minion and the minor minion hate each other and cannot target anything other than each other as long as both are alive. Damage: -27 quintillion per hit, or 2.90372*10^32714325652 if the target has the word "minor" in its name.

Now that I've done that, I take over where Talist left off and inflate the balloon whelp. Kinda strange first attempt from him though.