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I decide to create a new sans-proof barrier: The CAPSBLOCK. the CAPSBLOCK is a unique barrier that automatically blocks any attack against the GS team that is not written in all caps. Since sans is unable to use capital letters, this makes sans unable to attack the GS faction, and will also likely trip up a few inattentive players. This effect lasts for 3 rounds.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
5/20/2014
Posts:
60
Location:
Defending my castle
Minecraft:
dandeman13
Member Details
The Hidden Rogue Hunter 32/50
Government 8/50
Hyperstorm Boss 50/50 +3 nulitor +2 from crusher Complete! (Waiting)
+1 to nulitor, +1 to crusher, +1 to hecter
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
John unleashes an attack on twitchy. He grabs fear no anvil and slams the ground. A slight rumbling begins, slowly rising in magnitude. A giant flaming dragon arises and breaths a destructive wave of flame at twitchy. John hops on top of the dragon and bites his ears. The dragon, now enraged charges straight at Twitchy, knocking over whatever is in his path. Tree- gone. Tower- gone. User Zero- well, he takes a quick detour, but only to gain more momentum. The dragon trips in his rage, but obviously on purpose to gain more power, and crush Twitchy. Of course he misses, and John is flung off the dragon. "Do I have to take care of this myself". In true barbaric fashion, John teleports back to where the dragon emerged from the ground. He charges straight at Twitchy. Innocent villagers- gone. Army of chickens- gone. Richard... "DARN IT GODMODDERS, STOP GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY CHARGE". Yelling a barbaric yell, he takes a leisurely stroll around the chaos blocking his attack. He then takes his weapon, whacks himself on the head, picks up a giant boulder, puts it down because it's too heavy, and then finally decides to just try to hit twitchy. He sprints towards the boss and trips on the dragon just standing in the middle of his path. "Seriously, it's like I'm doing the exact same thing this dragon did a couple of minutes ago". "Fine, twitchy, you win, you all win, you all are horrible people, and I don't care anymore". Nobody hears him of course, but while he was crying, a giant meteor falls from the sky and crushes Twitchy.
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
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Alchemy: Battery || Fire Essence = Prototype Fire Storage (level ?) 1/?
+3 to battlefury13
Walker seems to be unsure what to do. He thus takes a slash at Sans, presumably missing completely, the blade of the sword taking a chunk of ground away. Briefly, his eyes stare into Sans's own.
...
It seems that, if Sans can look deeper than the mask, he should be able to observe that Walker is literally incapable of mercy. Said animatronic decides to leap away to prevent himself from being dunked on right this moment.
The Mysterious Man chuckles.
"While I appreciate at least ONE of you being curious enough to attempt to learn about my story, I think I'll only reveal one thing at a time per person who comes to me for answers. Which means, the more people that want to know me, the more I'll let those people know me. Oh, by the way... Richard, UserZero, whoever else may want to bypass my mystery in one go, NO PEEKING. Let's just say you won't like what you find if you do that."
Ante Up!: 14/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
Scourge of the Beast: 29/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
The Executioner: 35/50 =================================================== (+2 from Tazz, +3 from Crystal, +3 from Generic)
+3 to Mythic
Bomber recoiled a bit in shock, surprised by the announcement. "T-the Eye of Terror exploded!? How is that even possible?" He took a few moments to process this new information. At first, he didn't believe it. How could it be? The Eye of Terror was hundreds, maybe thousands of light years wide! A whole area where the fabric of reality was worn and torn! The birthplace of Slaanesh and the deathbed of the Eldar! Taking a few deep breaths, he regained his composure. "That can't be..." Bomber stopped himself. It must be true. He could read the humans rather well, and there was little chance they were lying. Remaining a bit skeptical, he asked for them to elaborate. "Do you know any more information on how this happened?" One of the crew members replied. "We aren't sure, really. Cadia reported a rise in... psychic activity before it happened. Thankfully, Cadia survived the worst of the blast. The planets that were within are probably gone."
Bomber lost himself in thought. Any number of things could have caused this, but this didn't sound right. Not at all. The status quo of the universe had been upheld for the longest time. Few things ever developed beyond skirmishes. The metaphorical tide of Orks conquering world after world stopped avancing. The 13th Black Crusade was considered a partial success, only to never go anywhere. A constant, sickening stagnancy. The kind of stagnancy Nurgle revels in. "Eugh... I fancy the concept of the occasional plague, but unending cycles sound dreadful. Bomber would have to investigate this catastrophe further, but for now his focus lied on the war here.
Glaring at Twitchy, Bomber prepared a spell that would slow her down. Muttering arcane words, a large, ethereal clock face appeared behind him. The hands, moving at a normal speed, began to slow down. The tolling of the clock's chime grew deeper and deeper as time slowed further around Twitchy. With Twitchy slowed, Bomber now had ample time to set up. Walking over to Twitchy, he pulled out a large barrel and set it at her feet. It was filled to the brim with gunpowder. It was surprising how much explosives he set up, effectively covering Twitchy in a pile of explosive barrels up to her waist-analogue.
It was only now that Twitchy noticed the mound of large barrel bombs surrounding her. In her slowed state, she attempted to free herself, but was simply too slow to escape. Bomber lit a cigar, taking a brief smoke. "You know, sometimes you just can't beat the classics. In a swift motion, Bomber flicked the lit cigar into the pile of volatile explosives. All of the gunpowder ignited, creating a massive chain reaction that made a catastrophic explosion. A chunk of the oceanic platform sloughed off into the ocean, causing Twitchy to stumble backwards into the cold depths. Judging by the geography, it was probably a steep drop-off from where the cliffs ended. Bomber took a whiff of the air, enjoying the sulfuric smell left behind by the blast.
It was then that he took notice of the arrival of a certain skeleton. He didn't really seem like much, wearing casual attire and a tattered crimson scarf. Bomber knew better than to assume so little of someone, especially after what he had seen.
"So I'd take it you are sans, then. I've heard many things about you."
"I regret that we could not meet on friendlier terms, but you know how it is."
He paused for a moment, taking a breath.
"That doesn't mean I am going to feel guilty, though. You stand in the way of my progress - our progress. Maybe if you end up surviving all of this..."
Bomber laughed, almost mirthlessly.
"Well, I'm afraid that outcome is unlikely."
"Don't feel too bad about me murdering you. After all, it's just business."
~Toast sends a volley of cards at Hezetor; once more using Destiny. They revealed themselves:
The Sancturary
The Tide.
Death.
With a shake of her arm, the last card quickly changed to The Maiden. Chance is an illusion.
The first card burned into nothing, and a sancturary rich with foliage began to surround Hezetor, water from the sea feeding the plants around it (coinciding with the second card's leave). The relaxing sound of the tide washing against the grassy shore too washed away the sounds of battle. The water formed an island in the center of the sancturary where Hezetor was. As the last card burned, a fair lady stepped over the water seperating the archaic stone pillars from Hezetor. She approached, and loose roots, not in any way inhibiting, surrounded the player (it would be easy to shake them. A yellow-green energy followed these roots up to Hezetor's body and enveloped it in a similar light. The many wounds seemed to fade into the ground, washed away with the tide. The Maiden closed her eyes and hummed, the Tide entering the Sancturary formed a wall in the openings, providing an additional layer of defence and fortifying Hezetor, letting the Sancturary become true to it's name.
She disappeared into the water, leaving a serene stillness inside the Sancturary. With the distractions of the world gone, it could be admired for how beautiful it is.
+4 HP to Hezetor!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor (her HP is still damaged-it's more to do with the fact that it has ).
Good. I was about to attempt to fire the DeRailgun to destroy everything Undertale. Seriously guys, stop with the plot tumors.
/null
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Can gain Experience, Lv^2*100XP = -Lv on any summon, Lv +1=New Lv
Uh, OK dude, I already said these weren't gonna really fly.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor
Dang, any ideas how to make the best weapons to kill the bosses, and the Godmodder?
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
creativity rules over just plain weapons. You CAN make your infinity plus one sword via alchemy, but it'll only do so much damage. I'd just watch and think of a really good attack-you'll need a LOT of creativity to take down godmodders, and definitely more than one attack...
The best weapon in general for DTG is your own creativity. Alchemies are only a 5,000 point damage bonus at the very most, which doesn't effect godmodders, and we haven't even gotten to the max level of alchemies yet yet. Finding the best alchemies is mainly a matter of luck and your own creavity.
/null
...So basically, what he said.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
I've actually got something right there that might help you with that. Granted, she's invincible right now, but it will help you go a long way.
But it isn't cheap. The cost of this thing is your SOUL. Are you gonna take it?
(AYAZE STOP TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF NOOBS WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON TO CON THEM OUT OF THEIR SOULS)
/null
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor. He then looks to where Ayaze might be looking at him, and then looks back.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
/null, I'll use the info gained in the EOTB to more wisely make my decisions this turn.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Alchemies are semi-arbitrary to begin with. You could have easily wound up with a fedora with a similar combination.
since I've got nothing to do i will just use one of my items i use burnmoar that is 50 blocks long it is the ultimate nether sword but it takes time to swing (this isn't charging this is swinging so don't say i have to follow the charge rules) k i get out my jet and drink a invisibility potion
You use burnmoar in an unspecified fashion that does nothing whatsoever due to its unspecifications. You then go invisible for shenanigans.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 4/11 Level 10
Brute-Force Hacking && DDoS Botnet = Destroyer of Firewalls 1/? Level ?
H
Actual action=========
Battlefury13: Begin evil plot
You begin your plot by changing your style of narrating you're post. I then change it back. Now, its time to get a few things you need.
Firstly, you need an extremely powerful internet and CPU. It's important for the massive hacking you're gonna pull off in a few months or so, considering the large amount of stuff your gonna need. I ask UserZero for a computer that has a attachment or something like that. Inside minecraft, of course. Asking for her to give you a computer in real life would be pointless, but the ingame computer is important. This plan is going to take forever to set up, so getting that right off the bat would be useful.
Secondly, you transcribe the rules of DTG0 on a sheet of metal in red, magical marker. Before long you have crafted the Rules of DTG0, which is useful... If you wanted to enforce them, that is. I then bend the sheet of metal until it could be considered broken without breaking off any of the metal, creating the Broken Rules. Which would be useful, but in its uncharged state, it is COMPLETELY USELESS.
Broken Rules Level 0 [Error: Level 0! Can only be used in crafting}
And then you forgot what you intended to make that a part of. Oh well.
You then ask how you can acquire a magic cueball, not to be confused with a cueball infused with magic.
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Charges========
12/50
8/50(3 + from engie)
7/50 (3+ from engie*
3+ to Engie
Brute-Force Hacking && DDoS Botnet = ERROR! Metaphysical Objects not accepted! Use Physical objects!
battlefury, stick to things that physically exist in some manner. Brute-Force Hacking exists...Just not as a physical object.
UserZero snaps her fingers. You suddenly have a brand new computer in your inventory, top-of-the-line!
You roll the 3d15! Your roll is 11-1-10! Sadly, this does nothing since these dice do not have any magical/supernatural properties whatsoever! Perhaps alchemiting them with some could prove useful...The Newb King then trips on them for 9,000 damage!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
| Inventory | ~
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
| Action |
~Toast infuses Hezetor with some of the recently fallen souls using The Chain Warden. Soul powers kek.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 11,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 39,068/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 162,120/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (26/50) (+2 all from Tazz)
Project M12-The Typographer (14/50)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (32/50)
+3 to Ire
Storypost
27 July 2012
Universe UC442.MR2109
Earth 73/4
New North Roflica Research Organization
Sector D221
Human Subject Suite #1552a
Senior Bioaugmentor Ceresta stepped into the room just as the unactivated body of the Java Programmer, the unit she had been working on, was wheeled into the room on an autonomous vehicle. She hooked up the body to the electrical activation stasis chamber, walked over to the control panel and pressed a button.
The first thing that happened was the letting out of a ear-piercing scream that sounded like a YTP technique and the EAS Tones laced with Billy Mays pitched up six octaves. Ceresta turned to the stasis chamber, which had now opened; the stasis anomaly rays being nullified by a single wide counter-ray. The Java Programmer stepped out of the chamber and immediately vanished.
"I'm... alive?"
Ceresta turned to the source of the sound. The newly-activated girl had only teleported behind her.
"Haha, how'd you do that?"
"Oh, it's a script I wrote."
"You've only been activated less than a minute; how'd you do that?"
"I suppose you didn't know the potency of that code."
Action
I call the Nuke Delivery Hotline.
555-555-5555-55555-55-555
"Hello?"
"You have called the" - cut to another voice - "Nuke Delivery Hotline."
"For useless stuff, press 1. For more useless stuff, press 2. To hear EAS Tones, press 3. To hear the sound coming from the inside of Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet, press 4. To actually talk to a human, press 5; however, the human is deaf. For nuke delivery requirements, press 6."
This continues for 15 minutes.
"For nuke delivery orders, press 992315."
992315
"You have entered 9. 9. 2. 3. 1. 5. Please wait for a representative."
The sounds of Pikachu going "PIKA PIKA CHU CHU PIKA PIKA CHU CHU" over and over again play instead of waiting music, continuing for 5 minutes until the "music" gets cut off.
"Thank you for your continued patience. You are now at position five. vigintillion. six. hundred. fifty. nine. novemdecillion. four. hundred. ninety. five. octodecillion. four..."
I grow increasingly infuriated at the 5.66*1063 people on the line. Just as I am about to release my anger, I hear something.
"Thank you for your patience. We have connected you to an ordering representative."
The "representative" clearly has no idea how to speak English.
"Hello?"
"Hello I am ?????? I am your ordering representative for today."
"I would like one nuke dropped onto the Hivemind."
"I cannot understand your accent please wait for someone who can understand you."
"You know what? SCREW THIS SERVICE, I'M MAKING MY OWN NUKE!"
Without even hanging up, I toss the phone at the Hivemind, where it explodes right in its center.
Entity Action
Fennia grabs a sheet of paper and disproves the existence of Euclidean geometry in the area near the Hivemind. Due to this, the Hivemind gets sucked into the Dimension of Polonium-210 Everywhere.
18,000 damage to the Hivemind! Fennia will do as you say!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Hey Sans! Uh... I'd really rather you stay targeting the AZ side, they are bigger after all! If you do it for an extra turn, I'll give you... a burger! Grillby's style! Yeah!
sans shakes his head no.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Everyone looks at Sans in shock. Well... everyone except one.
The L()rd laughs.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! N()w that's p()wer! I think ()ld Skelly ()ver there is giving y()u a run f()r y()ur m()ney, Richard.
The L()rd jumps and spin-dashes into Twitchy. Twitchy then randomly explodes 5 seconds later.
(I'm back, baby!)
Welcome back, ManiacMasteR!
7,000 damage to Twitchy!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Thai Milk Tea && Lucky Charms && Hot Cocoa && Artificial Sweetener && Gun = Blaster of Bitterness and Saltiness 4/7
Laptop && Old R Armor Helmet && Polish = Helmet of Data 3/5
Flamethrower && Flak Rounds = Flakthrower 3/4
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
Lance 47/50 (+2 from Toast)
OH YES! 9/30
Winchester Rotomo 9/30
Feyd does a stance...
He's getting ready to dodge sans's next attack by teleporting!
WHAT.
YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA STAND THERE?
I'M AN ENDERMAN, YOU FOOLS!
The Newb King then grapple hooks to the Disembodied Heart and begins to stab it.
...Aaannndddd he stays there.
I look over at sans.
Hey, you. Yeah, you, sans! You know if you work for Ms.Uzi right here, she might kill you if you kill Richard and his army! She's also trying to kill us in the real world, which I found out by haxing!
...
Dude.
Oh yeah, and the 4th wall.
I then throw the Secret Agent Bowler Hat at Twitchy's Heart.
3,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart, which is NOT Twitchy's Heart because that Heart came from Mom!
sans: I already know its a bad idea to work for her. sans: after what she did, there was no chance. sans: but am i really gonna side with the guy who just tried to kill me? sans: or the fanatics that are out to kill everyone with a certain power, right or wrong? sans: fact is, you're all just freaks, sending your friends to die like that. sans: i mean, who else does that? really? sans: it feels more like exploitation than actual friendship to me.
Feyd tries to do what you said, but sans attacks are just coming too fast for him to properly dodge! The Newb King will do as you say!
sans: i dont really know if that's irony or not, but its kinda weird to see someone else say that?
sans: kinda my fighting catchphrase.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
I think everything in this turn for me will be in Comic Sans due to Sans is in the battlefield. Now focusing on the Annoying Dog
I look at the Annoying Dog (the real one) then I smile at it, flicking my fingers to open the hole that is too quick for the Annoying Dog to escape. I generate another hole that is in the skies that makes it fall from the skies, the spikes are on the floor that is pointing up where the portal is. I then generate a few thousand danmaku bullets straightly at he Annoying Dog then I put it in the Death-Cage and I close it. Inside the Death-Cage the Annoying Dog has to fight 5 high ranked Players while i look at it, the Annoying Dog is faced by 7 Doom Cannons then all fired at the Annoying Dog I wrote the message that says Thanks Generic and Ire for summoning Sans, the Death-Cage explodes while containing the Annoying Dog. I laugh like the maniac for attacking that stupid dog.
Character/Ally RP
You know that happened...
Sir Shield: This ain't good there is Sans in the battlefield and it will directly target me
Lunabade: Yes... he will...
Me: There is 10 AZ Allies (Totalling 10,000 damage per action) in the field and now... WE WILL GONNA HAVE THE WORST TIME OF OUR LIFE.
However as you see the You are gonna have a bad time sign,
Me: Well... We are gonna have a bad time.
SANS IS HERE! WE ARE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.
Heal/Support based Ally 46/50
Coarsebot? 17/40
Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont start unless 2 buddies joined for a collab summon. I will quit this after 3 turns and change it into a normal summon which is different.)
Alchemy Creation:
Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss 10/11
Red Paint && Rocket Launcher && Giant Pistol = Red Dead Retribution 8/8! (Part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree (The REKT Cannon is Level 25++ (If I had to make the [REDACTED])) I am Inspecting this...
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Not started yet,
Allies Action:
Sir Shield Summon Mini-Shield on Lunabade.
Sir Shield: We might gonna have a bad time without that thing. Lunabade unloads the Healing Bunny at herself from her cannons
The Ebbotine Temmie slaps the Annoying Dog in the face.
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses) Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Dark Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits) (I am saving these until Walker summons the big thing or another Big Boss/Gatekeeper appeared.) Potion of Dire Nectar: 1x (Used on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits) Materials: Broken Temmie Crown (h0I!) Essence of Sp00p (Used for Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 15+ (+ is i want to make the Plusinator Crystal via the 50 post Charge.)))
Red Dead Retribution: A mean-looking magnum covered in various shades of red, that's also absolutely ridiculous in terms of its size. Freud would definitely have something to say about the absurd size of this thing, measuring almost two feet across (which is big for a magnum) Then again, the weapon's size is also to accommodate the fact it lauches rather large gyrojets-alternatively, small RPGs. Depends on your perspective. Either way, BOOM.
17,000 damage to the Annoying Dog! also, must comment on this: Danmaku is basically japanese for bullet, so you just said 'bullet bullet.' Interesting concept!
Your entities will do as you say!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (7/11)
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (2/10)
Charges:
Project Fenris 40/50 (+1 from Talist): A voice whispers "Once, there was a maiden..."
Can You Spare... A Heart? 14/50: But still, temporary strength has less consequences. That's why I see Godmodders in general as...
Twoscore Mirror Gaze 14/25: ...Does anyone else notice that annoying thing? Or are those of us with seven senses getting special treatment..
Boosts:
+3 for Irecreeper
Your mind is assaulted to near-death! Twitchy's mind is a chaotic and mad swirl of thoughts to make a WH40K God's metaphorical head spin, a framework of a few variations on button imputs forming a vast and impossibly complex tangle of thoughts. Tip for the future: Never engage in psionics against anything who's mind is vastly different from yours. You'll be lucky to survive sane, as you have.
He'll do as you say.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Revan shoots an annoyed glare at TT, though if bribes are accepted he'll double TT's offer for the same to the PZ's. He however refuses to attack sans. It appears that Revan respects what sans stands for, if only he could help the skeleton... Revan sighs, the safety of the Galaxy appears to be more important than ideals for Revan. Revan instead debuffs Twitchy by using Dun Moch along telepathic attacks on her mental defenses, the insults have been edited out for your safety. This lowers her defense, he then decides to find the High Ground.
Charges:
HK-47 17/50 (Tazzwarp for all)
Basilisk War Droid 17/42
Sith Assassin(s) 20/30 (+1 Pricey, +2 Richard )
Assists:
Revan tosses +1 Pricey, TwinBuilder and Pit
Alchemiter
The Dark Side && Alchemiter 2/? =???
You wind up experiencing a sensation similar to MythicZoologist before nearly passing out from the stress of trying to read HER mind!
I already said this: the Dark Side isn't a valid alchemy ingredient! It has to be a physical object!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
[RP AND ATTACKS] ConsumerOfAll: I now see why you're considered the hardest boss in Undertale.
I consider my options, before deciding to send chains through the ground. They cover the Battlefield, seeking out sans when ever possible, but also remaining in other areas to help trap sans. I click my fingers and the chains start radiating a death aura, dealing damage to sans if he touches them, which he likely won't.
Clear the way.
Why...
...
...
Oh.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Homulilly 40/40 COMPLETE! (+3 from Best Godmodder, +2 from Tazz) ======================================== The 0riginal Megalovania 24/50 (+3 from Best Godmodder, +2 from Tazz, +3 from TT2000) ================================================== Number 15 27/40 (+3 from Best Godmodder, +2 from Tazz) ======================================== Coin Launcher || ESP Railgun == only my railgun (8/9) ========= ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (2/??) ===========
+1 to Walker/engie_ninja, +1 to TT2000, +1 to battlefury13
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
[PZ] Homulilly: 300,000/300,000 HP, Despair: III, Funeral: III, Endless Walk: IIIII,, Field: IIIIII, End: IIIIIIII
Heavy Skytears: Non-PZ attack damage is penalized by 8%. II
Eldritch Field: Every non-PZ has a 10% chance of going Insane each turn.
Insanity: Ignores orders for the turn, attacks teammates.
Homulilly can not attack normally, instead inflicting Attack and Defense Down to two random non-PZs, non Godmodders.
Despair: The weather is changed to Heavy Skytears.
Field: The terrain is changed to Eldritch Field. Can only be used once.
Funeral: The target of this attack is buried, making them take a high amount of damage.
Endless Walk: The entity targeted by this attack is Banished for two turns, and take 5,000 damage per turn.
End: The entity targeted by this attack takes massive damage, likely enough to one hit.
(sans, thanks for killing the only entities I had on the field. In the meantime, it might be a bad idea to nullpost if you are not in a faction with no entities affected by Karmic Retribution. I assume that there will be Gasterblasters very soon.
Another note to PZs, there's four of us (who actually charge) and we can give out three assists each. It might be a good idea to spread out our assists between each other.)
[INVENTORY]
Coin Launcher, ESP Railgun
Homulilly summoned! HP nerfed to 220,000, because that's still pretty tough even without direct damage...
sansnigh-effortlessly dodges the chains!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Somehow, I don't think we took down Twitchy this turn.
Unless Richard somehow gets the kill, in which case, I call dibs on the Spoil of War.
Well, I knew we weren't taking her down. Time to do this...
50/50 The being that is itself time: DIALGA!!! (Completed by +2 Tazz)
Summoning...
FOCUSED ACTION!!!
44/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods (+2 Tazz)
30/50 CAPTAIN MEME! (+2 Tazz)
1/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left!
+3 Ire, for a total of +9 from me over the last two turns
Formula 1 Car && Turbo Booster: Blue Falcon 5/5
One of my summons demanded I get this for his big entrance. I think you guys can guess which one.
Sandstorm-Darude Version II Sandstorm-TM version: Irritation 3/5
Mooshroom II Mega Mushroom: Mega Mooshroom 3/5
What does it do? Well, it gives milk. And mushrooms.
I take out something similar to what I used almost…I think it was 4 months ago now?
A Master Ball. Covered in ball effects, but still recognizable.
I throw the ball, and it slowly descends to hit the ground.
“It’s a shame Mercury left, because he’d be sooooo jealous.”
The ball impacts.
It opens in a flash of white light, as spinning clocks appear from the ball. They meet together, creating a large circle around the red light that is the Pokemon. The Pokemon breaks out of the red light, takes a step that shakes the Earth, and roars.
Dialga:
HP: 200,000
Moves:
Flash Cannon, fires a steel laser...somehow...at one opponent.
Dragon Claw, Single target physical attack
Aura Sphere, Single target attack, half power, never misses
Roar of Time, only used when in Primal Dialga form, takes III turns to charge, and the following turn, Dialga cannot attack. However, this attack deals massive damage to two targets.
Item: Adamant Orb. Allows for Primal Reversion at 50% health.
Special Ability, activated when Primal Reversion occurs: Intimidation: Any standard attack (AKA not charged) from an entity has a 50% chance to fail. This includes AOEs, but does not block all of it. For instance, if sans attacks all AZs for 1000 damage, each have a 50% chance to deal no damage to Dialga, but will still deal damage to everyone else. (Remember, Primal Form only)
Roar of Time III
I drive the Blue Falcon through a portal, and drop it off for someone to use. I reenter the battlefield through another portal.
"Well, I knew this was coming, but I'll still do this. sans? Consider this appreciation for you as a character."
I take out a record player and a disc. I take out a microphone.
Let's begin...
Megalovania with Lyrics
Idea taken from Brentalfloss
Certain lines taken from Undertale
Undertale made by Toby Fox
here we go, chara, down to business, let’s go
in this hall’s our final gambit, let’s go
so come on, dirty brother killer, let’s go
time for lazy bones to finish it, let’s go
here we go, chara, down to business, let’s go
in this hall’s our final gambit, let’s go
so come on, dirty brother killer, let’s go
time for lazy bones to finish it, let’s go
you have way too many E-X-P
i’ll punish you for your L-O-V-E
no matter who wins this won’t end well
kids like you should be burning in hell.
you have way too many E-X-P
i’ll punish you for your L-O-V-E
no matter who wins this won’t end well
kids like you should be burning in hell.
ready or not, chara, here i come
feel your sins crawling on your back
you look frustrated about something
guess i’m doing my job
ready or not, chara, here i come
feel your sins crawling on your back you look
really unsatisfied what did
you think would happen
so we’re gonna fight all day and night
face your final judgment though i know you’ll come right back again
which is why i’ll stay right here waiting on you
you’re gonna have a bad time
so we’re gonna fight all day and night
face your final judgment though i know you’ll come right back again
which is why i’ll stay right here waiting on you
you’re gonna have a bad time
what did you just say?
that you would spare me?
well here’s my response:
go geeettttttt dunked on!!!
lets start counting all your deaths
one and two, three and four,
i won’t show you any mercy
you didn’t show my friends any
lets start counting all your deaths
five and six, seven times,
i won’t show you any mercy
you didn’t show my friends any
lets start counting all your deaths
eight deaths, or was it nine?
i won’t show you any mercy
you didn’t show my friends any
if you were ever our friend
you will not come back again
i won’t show you any mercy
(come on, dirty brother killer, let’s go)
you didn’t show my friends any
(can’t afford not to care anymore)
you got to ten deaths, let’s invite your friends
oh, that’s right, you never had friends
here we go, chara, down to business, let’s go
in this hall’s our final gambit, let’s go
so come on, dirty brother killer, let’s go
time for lazy bones to finish it, let’s go.
This song, if good enough, buffs sans in the following manner: every turn gives him 50% more attack power. So, after this turn, he'd go up to 150%, then 225%, and so forth.
I walk out of the battlefield area, after putting away the song materials.
"Hey, sans, is it possible to just defeat someone to take their rank? Or is killing them necessary? Obviously, with you, it's a little different...unless you're sitting at a computer right now. Just...for purposes of backstory and figuring out how this works.
Flowey the flower? I have things to discuss with you..."
ENTITY ORDERS:
Azazel attacks Twitchy again with the RROD.
Dialga uses Flash Cannon on Twitchy as well.
And to ConsumerOfAll, the +3 from Uzi is only to one charge, not all three. Tazz explicitly mentions when it's all charges, and he did not do so here.
sans is NOT buffed by your music directly, as that's just too OP and not creative enough overall as someone else made those lyrics! HOWEVER, sans saps the creative energy of your whole attack, as it was given to him as a buff, and uses it up in a mad burst of speed!
sans deals 1,000-no, 2,000-wait, 3,000-4,000-5,000-6,000-7-8-9-10,000! sans deals a total of 10,000 damage over 10 attacks to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 50% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +50% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Naturally, Richard and your AZ allies immediately gank you for aiding the guy shooting right at them-and would have done so even if your buff worked as intended. You'll need to spend a post respawning. I did say you could still die even when not present on the field...
EXOS, switch to spambot mode and dump hundreds of nullposts.
So you just blasted me on going meta, and now you want me to go meta to attack Richard via sans abuse? no way.
Fine. Then how about you send a bunch of drones into Twitchy?
Alright whatever. I send hundreds of drones to swarm Twitchy and inflict tons of damage.
Foundation HQ:
"Alright, I think we have a way to destroy everyone. Send in 100 D-class and have them do 10 things each, and we give sans the ability to destroy a whole team. Repeat it enough times, and everything dies."
A bunch of D-class are sent into the server. One makes a house, another mines, another chops down trees, another whacks a koopa with a shovel, another stumbles around and wanders into the path of a bunch of attacks, another makes a TNT cannon and blows himself up, another enchants a super-OP sword, another gets banned for hacking, another mines straight down and falls into lava, another plays the tuba horribly, another tries to shoot at sans, another tries to run out the cyber portal and explodes, another makes a suicide vest and suicide bombs the flowey expies, and the last guy watches them all and then griefs all the other D-class. These actions have pretty much no actual effect, but since each one counts as an action sans gets to do dozens of attacks.
Dark Bowser: I take one flare of each type, and if possible give the white one to the Dark Star Core so it recovers faster if I die. The bodyguards continue bodyguarding me.
PS: Whoever made the thing that makes flares, can you tell what the flares actually do? Use the PM thread if possible so it doesnt get lost.
Apparently, for damage to be measured in tons, it must at least be 5,000 damage! 5,000 damage to Twitchy!
The SCP foundation attempts to do a lot of irrelevant stuff to give sans more actions, but they're not entities at all and don't have a real separate action! I'm literally constituting them as nothing more than the extension of you, Crusher48, the player!...Yeah, if I couldn't see past the 5th wall this job would be pretty hard.
Dark Bowser will do as you say! I believe the White flare improves a charge point (it'll go to the Dark Star Core to escape faster as Dark Bowser has no charges), the Red one improves offense, the Blue one improves defense, and the purple one gives HP regen.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 45/50(+1 exos +1 crusher 48)
Alchemies
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives ??? 2/?
Then I try another alchemy: School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives ??? 2/?
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
TI help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
Then I ask sans if he already have been asked this question.
Which is a perfectly reasonable way to get hit.
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone = Zone of Control (Level 10: 2/11)
School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood = WISE FROM YO GWAVES (Level 10: 2/11)
Don't ask why the second one is actually said with an Elmer Fudd-esque voice.
sans nods, indicating that, in fact, he has.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
I test out the Sunbringer on Twitchy by spamming the flamethrower for 7 hours. I then put up a billboard telling people to give me charges and stand on top of it to dodge Sans's attack.
NEW: Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = ??? (1/?)
+2 to Twin.
Nemesis: Interestingly, the less upgradeable materials you get, the stronger this is for some reason, so, uh...Don't touch it? I don't get it either.
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (Level 10: 1/11)
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Welp, let's be on our guard. Sans seems like a sympathetic enough character, so I won't be targeting him.
However, I will be dodging that attack of his...
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 35/50
Shock Trooper Part A: 10/50
Snow Tank: 10/15
Xia-Li Polyslayer [Lvl.8 Assault Rifle]: 3/9
Super Prototype Medigun [Lvl.6 Medigun]: 3/7
Night Edge [Lvl.6 Axe]: 3/7
I +Assist TwinBuilder.
I, not wishing to fall victim to Sans's attack, perform a graceful backflip into the branches of a tree! I climb up the tree and opt to stay in its top until next turn.
Support: 45/100 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
sans can't hit you, you're invulnerable! He's targeting the AZ entities anyways! Players aren't entities (or are not standard entities at least)!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
The World's Best Minecrafter takes this rather opportune moment, when everyone is focused on Sans, to peform a CRITICAL BACKSTAB on the Imperator.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
He would if he could, but the Imperator is still in the Devil Room!
There is an awkward pause, during which the failure of the other two charges to be used becomes apparent. Walker shrugs, and decides to use the other two charges. One of them is another summon.
Roughly Twenty Ninjas: 5000/5000 (X20) (75% dodge chance, unless targeted with AoE attacks - targeting multiple ninjas with single-target attacks does not count)
Something Big: 50/50 (EXPENDED)
The other charge, he uses to try to slay Ultra Greed in a display of overkill, all at once! His sword shimmers as he unsheathes it, literally causing the landscape to explode merely by waving it around. He shines some old blood off of it, then stabs the ground. The ground essentially reacts by failing to exist anymore. With the land cleared all the way down to bedrock, Walker then teleports over to Ultra Greed, winds up his sword in preparation for a mighty attack... then promptly kicks Ultra Greed into the hole to bedrock, letting fall damage do all the work for him. Something Big: 50/50 (EXPENDED)
Wraith's investigations reveal that the Mysterious Man seems to hold strong control over a wide range of elements. Also, it may find out that he did not originally have this power... perhaps this mystery needs further investigation.
The Mysterious Man surveys the battlefield, then chuckles quietly upon noticing a certain person.
"Sans. Sans the skeleton... I remember what I was told about you. Or, more accurately, seen some of your power for myself. You'd be surprised what one can learn from the sidelines... Although I suppose I'm not there anymore right now. Oh well. So, what exactly do you plan to accomplish here? I just can't figure that out from where I'm standing now."
He shrugs.
"Then again, I'm hardly one to talk. Only brought along the weakest copy of my weapon, in a war involving someone at about Omega Plus strength."
Roughly twenty Ninja's summoned! Sir Shield is standing in the way, so your mad (200,000 damage) attack is stopped by him! However, he dies in the process, as last I checked he just didn't have the HP to take such a massive blow! Lunablade enrages-she now has regen and can heal with more potency!
sans: at this point, i'm boned no matter what i do. sans: with that said, I have no reason not to take out as much as they even remotely hold dear. sans: who knows? maybe ill do enough damage to just escape? sans: honestly, hitting her at all is an achievement i'm pretty happy about. sans: in any case, against these opponents, let me tell you, strength never works. sans: at some point, even beyond the op scale's limits, stuff just stops working. sans: the best ways to deal with these kinds of guys, intervention by the likes of the narrative... sans: it just never works at all, and i dont really know why. sans: among other things that would kill something ten times as strong ten times over, or something like that.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 5/11 Level 10
Brute-Force Hacking && DDoS Botnet = Destroyer of Firewalls 2/? Level ?
H
Actual action=========
Im bored.
I try to pin down sans with an attack that includes 4/4 upgraded ice monkeys with their specialty building fully upgraded and boosted in everyway, Falls, and 4/4 glue monkeys. Oh, and the Death Star's tractor beam. I then summon a Absurdly Rich Robloxian
Annoying Dog: Ensure your survival by using Patch Quilt one final time
Adventure Fredbear: Attack sans.
==== Expended Charge: 20/20 (3 from engie, 3 from userzero 1+ from comsumer) Finished!==== .
I am rather glad i decided to check up on here again, or else i won't have detected that oneplus.
I summon an EXTREMELY SKILLED NINJA PLAYER
Conservation_of_Ninjutsu
[PZ-PL]20/20
Very high attack and minicrit chance, not to mention a high dodge chance but abysmal defense.
Special: Smoke Bombs: The player uses 6 smoke bombs and stuns and damages random enemys for 4000-11000 damage
Passive: Conservation of Ninjutsu: As Roughy Twently Ninja's die, gain minor stat bonuses from each dead ninja (1+ Atk, 1+ defense)
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
Charges========
20/20 (3 from engie, 3 from userzero 1+ from comsumer) Finished!
8/25
7/30
3+ to Engie
sans nonchalantly dodges you!
Conservation_Of_Ninjuitsu summoned! He will do as you say! (note: his low defense will be done in the form of random minicrits against him instead of just taking more damage.)
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Golem: Well, it's not like I can really do anything about my associates. I'd say that in this world, it's kill or be killed, but I don't think that really stacks up in this place. Entities fight because they're told to, Players fight because they feel obligated to, and everything dies because immortal players have no reason to stop bringing things into this conflict.
Golem: I'd apologize, but it'd seem disingenuous, what with my having summoned you. Sorry about that, by the way. My hand was forced.
Golem: Regardless, I hold in my metaphorical hands the power to summon Papyrus. I'm not quite sure where that'd go, but if you don't want me to, I'll respect your wishes. I have plenty of other things I could do, anyways, and bringing people into conflicts was never really something I wanted to do. I wanted war, but a war without casualties. Of course, this isn't really an ideal place for pacifism, what with everyone dying left and right. Speaking of which...
I pull out a plaster Gaster Blaster. Wait, this is probably illegal, isn't it. Ugh. I quickly smash it into Twitchy's face, then pull out a black box. I draw a card from it, then raise it above my head, causing Twitchy to be bombarded with excrement appearing from thin air.
sans: huh. so you summoned me? sans: ...if i somehow make it out of this, next time don't summon me a thousand blocks away, please. sans: ...
sans seems ponderous of what you've said, ESPECIALLY about your offer, then:
sans: i'm not sure how you could do such a thing, summoning my bro back from the dead.
a pause.
sans: don't. please.
sans: he means the world to me, in a sense, but...
sans: he's somewhere better now.
sans: plus, if you bring him here, he'll just die again.
sans: why bring him back if he'll just die?
Do note, this doesn't stop you. At all.
8,000 damage to Twitchy!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
color=#ff6600]So, sans is time-based, eh? That gives me an idea.
*cough*
[Ayaze... I hate you. I had to spoiler this because it was so long.]
[Wait, why didn't it work?]
-BEE MOVIE SCRIPT WAS HERE, IN PART. YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SCREW WITH PEOPLE'S TEXT AROUND HERE, YOU gorilla!-
/null
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
I feel like the bee movie script is a bit of a copypasta?
sans: ayaze...ayaze...i've heard of that before...
Let him kill our whole team for all I care. I will just do what I always do and trudge ahead blindly. That being said, I use my flailbldae to call up a hurricane that carries a whole 5 tons of fish from a relatively close ocean biome. I then use my ichtyokinesis to crush all of them into Twitchy.
12,000 damage to Twitchy!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
MZ: So now you know exactly what laws everyone here is breaking.
Taking a break from abusing my mind-based equipment for vengeful fire with fire fighting, I drop a dragon's hoard on Twichy, the typical array of gold, weaponry, gemstones, and statuary. Then I warp it away, no sense in cluttering up the battlefield with worthless gold.
Entity orders:
The Wraith investigates the Mysterious Man, thereby robbing them of some of their mystery.
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
...Thinking about it, that's probably where that conflict started.
True mages? They're just people with a natural affinity for a base aspect of reality, who can reshape it as they wish.
Wraiths? Dead people wandering around as spirits, they can't gain new abilities anymore, only use them, it's as depressing as it sounds. Alhambra considers them full citizens, and Lacrima can ward off the decline that plagues them, even allowing some who lived through the war to still grace the streets. They're also the main species represented in the Order of the Peacock, since they've been closed to new recruits for a long, long, time.
Werecreatures? Well, I don't want my privacy invaded like that right now, or anyone that I know away from work's, so maybe later? Oh, but I will say that most Earth nations consider them 'monsters' not 'people'. That's probably where I got my hang-ups centering on that word from, trying to figure out what the difference was, and why I should care? At least the City doesn't care who or what you are, just what you do or believe.
Oh, I haven't said anything about the dreamlands yet, have I? Yeah, I can talk about that for a while.
TwinBuilder Centric RP Chunk
MZ: Or is it the kind of plan you keep to yourself while you manipulate people?
MZ: And the Immortals and Mages keep thinking aren't obvious?
Sans Centric RP Chunk
MZ: Hm?
MZ: You seem like a reasonable person...
MZ: Someone who really doesn't want anyone to die.
MZ: I really wish that were possible.
MZ: Since I'm really only here to protect someone and gather resources.
MZ: Ah, but what would a monster like me know about being reasonable?
MZ: Let me know if you're really up for negotiating anything.
MZ: I'll be waiting...
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (8/11)
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (3/10)
Charges:
Project Fenris 41/50: A voice whispers "Once, there was a maiden..."
Can You Spare... A Heart? 15/50: But still, temporary strength has less consequences. That's why I see Godmodders in general as...
Twoscore Mirror Gaze 15/25: ...Does anyone else notice that annoying thing? Or are those of us with seven senses getting special treatment..
Boosts:
+3 for Irecreeper
9,000 damage to Twitchy!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
(Right so, 2nd post I've missed. And I still need to gather charges from like 4-3 updates...)
//Focused Post!//
Charges:
II: 14/15 +1 base
III: 13/25 +1 base
iv: 3/30 +1 base
Assists:
+1 Modpack
+1 PitTheAngel
+1 MegaMinEr
Action:
Twitchy, Hivemind, whatever; I dig some gravel to get some flint, combine it with an iron ingot to make a flint & steel and then set the monstrosity on fire.
Alchemy:
Iron Sword && Furnace = Iron Forgeblade (Level 3: 2/4)
A whole bunch of wood.
A supply of saplings.
A few apples.
A iron pickaxe.
A set of Iron tools.
A set of Iron Armour.
A ridiculously large amount of cobblestone.
A few stacks of gravel.
A 1/4 stack of flint.
A small amount of Furnaces
A few mountain crystals.
A few more stacks of vanilla ore.
A single crummy iron-capped wooden wand.
A duo of diamonds.
A quintet of empty buckets.
A quartet of obsidian.
20,000 damage to Twitchy! Kill it with Fire! (disclaimer: fire does not in fact do bonus damage.)
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 46/50(+0 others +1 from me)
Alchemies
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives ??? 3/?
Then I try another alchemy: School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives ??? 3/?
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
Right after that I use candy five onto a random AG entity.
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 10/11
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 10/11
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 9/11
==Action==
Crystal takes the Ebbmetal Sword and stabs Twitchy. If Twitchy’s dead, he stabs the Hivemind instead.
==Entities==
The Imperator takes Contract from Below and Spirit of the Night. It immediately activates Airborne to dodge sans’ attacks!
The Imperator fires everything at Twitchy, while Ramsay also does an all-out attack on Twitchy.
If Twitchy is dead, the attacks target the Hivemind itself.
The other chefs use their special abilities, Good Eats targeting the Imperator itself and one other damaged AG entity. The Guest Star ability summons a Wizened Hag, another cook - along with her black iron pot! She licks her lips... it looks like she's looking for some food, and she is not especially focusing on any cows around.
Wizened Hag [AZ] (Guest Star) - HP 125,000/125,000
Hag's Cauldron [AZ] (Guest Star) - HP 175,000/175,000 Life Absorbed: X
(Credit to Bomber for the idea and stats!)
A twisted, cannibalistic monster. She used to be a young woman with great knowledge in horticulture and arcane practices, but soon began self-experimentation. She continued her experiments deep in the woods, cooking and eating anyone unfortunate enough to be captured. Now, she has been given the great honor of being our first Guest Star!
Into The Pot - ||||
Can be cast immediately after the Wizened Hag is summoned. Cannot be used if the Hag's Cauldron is destroyed. The Hag throws an entity into the pot for four turns, where they are unable to attack. Every turn, the entity takes 5,000 damage until they are released from the Cauldron.
Taste The Stew - |||
The Wizened Hag tastes her stew in the cauldron, healing for a base of 20,000. This base increases by 1,000 for every turn an entity is in the pot. Obviously, cannot be used if the Hag's Cauldron is destroyed.
Tenderize - ||
The Wizened Hag attacks a target brutally, softening their flesh and lowering their defenses.
Seasoned To Perfection - ||||||||
The Wizened Hag improves her stew with rare herbs, doubling how much it heals her and how much damage it deals per turn!
Feel free to balance as needed, Tazz. To start off, the Wizened Hag uses Into the Pot, tossing in a High Knife Cluster!
==Responses/RP==
Crystal looks over at Flowey's location, obviously intrigued by his proposition.
7,000 damage to Twitchy! The Imperator purchases Contract from Below and Spirit of the Night at the cost of 60,000 HP, turning it into a literal hell's kitchen! It's just getting back so it can't act this turn, so it can't do any of what you have just ordered!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
If you steal a meme from the Super Cool Ski Instructor, you're gonna have a bad time.
I use my Refined Regnerator to heal up the friendly entity closest to the tree that I'm in the top of.
Support: 44/100
sans: wow. you actually get it. sans: you know, it's surprising how much people think i made that thing up for some reason. sans: then again, it feels like me saying it, it takes a different context, you know?
OK, so you now know the super-relevant information that 'you're gonna have a bad time' isn't even sans' catchphrase or something along those lines. Huzzah. +5,000 HP to the Lunablade!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
(17 / 40) Water of Doom -> change -> Besieging: The Armored Carrier (+3, FSBN)
+1 to Insert +1 to Toast +1 to FBSN
=Action=
I attempt to speak with Sans.
ag: "Come on, Sans." the Sleuth pleads. "Throw me a BONE for summoning you."
Suddenly, everyone's camera control is forcibly ripped away from them for a second as all the cameras zoom in on me. I shrug.
ag: "please don't kill us oh godmodder"
I then proceed to ring up another random player; this time, some random chap called CharaDidNothingWrong. I proceed to toss him the Killing Spree, and nudge him in the general direction of the Hivemind. This doesn't have the intended effect, as CharaDidNothingWrong attempts to forcibly de-head me with my knife. I then proceed to do a generic panicked scream, and run in the general direction of the Hivemind as the player chases me. As I near the Hivemind, I narrowly avoid an attack from my recently summoned player, and this hits the Hivemind. I then duct-tape a paper Sans mask to the Hivemind, and sprint off as CharaDidNothingWrong attempts to eviscerate the Hivemind / Sans Mask.
CharaDidNothingWrong has amazing evasion abilities, and easily avoids every single last one of the Hivemind's attacks, while constantly stabbing it with the Killing Spree. Meanwhile, I throw Legendary Heroes at CharaDidNothingWrong, increasing his attack power slowly, but surely. I also throw a few Sea Teas, just to make him even harder to hit. Sans eventually takes offense that I summoned basically Chara for whatever reason, and fires a salvo of bones towards him. CharaDidNothingWrong avoids nearly last bone, and most of them hit the Hivemind for okay-ish damage. CharaDidNothingWrong is unstoppabl-
*cue heart-snapping noise*
GAME OVER
You cannot give up just yet... CharaDidNothingWrong! Don't lose hope!
CharaDidNothingWrong promptly loads a save, then leaves the server. With the Killing Spree in hand.
Whoops.
sans: i would, but, i cant really afford to help an ally of an enemy. sorry.
You then summon CharaDidNothingWrong. He of course, looks nothing like chara since Undertale has not been released yet, but it still has an effect on poor sans. his grin almost falters.
you then give him the Killing Spree-far too reminiscient of the Real Knife. The grin comes on, and-
sans: no.
sans proceeds to get stupidly enraged, and then sends in MORE bonewaves, causing CharaDidNothingWrong to kick it next-to-instantly! In addition, sans deals 1,000-no, 2, 3, 4, 5, yeah, 5,000 more damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Y teleports next to the Nebula Monolith, attempting to use a small ice pick to free it from its deep-frozen prison.
SCP-882 Complete!
The seemingly random assembly of gears, cables, pulleys, screws, and chains continues to silently struggle forward onto the 0ceanic Platform, its pained movements bringing into mind a large five-legged rheumatic crab with lockjaw and severe phantom pains. The machine then abruptly stops, letting out an echoing whirr. Not a real whirr. An echo. An auditory hallucination. The machine's legs shake and twitch as they are absorbed into its main body and the gears begin their endless grinding. Clanking. Ticking. Clicking. Whirring. Rattling. Screaming in pain.
MEKHANIKS: (Sorry, I couldn't resist the pun)
SCP-882 does not attack by itself, instead inflicting 0-3 random entities each turn with a debuff counter, Call of MEKHANE. Entities already under the debuff are more likely targets. The debuff in itself does nothing except for lowering the target's attack strength when attacking GS entities, but it also does not decrease like other debuffs, and the target entity begins to take significant amounts of damage each turn once the debuff counter reaches 5. The only way todecrease the counter is to throw metal into SCP-882. healing it and permanently increasing its max HP if it is already at full health. The more SCP-882 is healed, the more the debuff counter decreases. There is also a way to stop SCP-882 from inflicting Call of MEKHANE, which is to increase its Rust meter. The more rusted SCP-882 is, the less damage is dealt to entities whose Call of MEKHANE counter has reached 5, and the less entities are inflicted with the debuff each turn. At 25% Rust and above, only 2 entities are inflicted with the debuff each turn. At 50% Rust and above, only 1 entity is inflicted with the debuff each turn. At 75% Rust and above, the debuff is not applied at all. SCP-882 naturally flakes off around 5% Rust each turn, but this number can change depending on weather and biome. Players and entities can manually cause SCP-882 to Rust, or clean off existing Rust.
For example:
SCP-882: HP/HP Rust [====================] 34%
Entity 1: HP/HP
Entity 2: HP/HP Call of MEKHANE [=====]
Entity 3: HP/HP
SCP-882 inflicts Call of MEKHANE on Entity 1 and Entity 2. Entity 2 starts to take damage. 5% of the Rust flakes off. Entity 3 scrapes off 3% Rust.
SCP-882: HP/HP Rust [====================] 26%
Entity 1: HP/HP Call of MEKHANE [=====]
Entity 2: HP/HP Call of MEKHANE [=====]
Entity 3: HP/HP
Entity 2 throws metal into SCP-882, healing it and removing one Call of MEKHANE counter. Entity 3 no longer takes damage each turn. SCP-882 flakes off 5% Rust. Entity 1 throws saltwater into SCP-882, adding 3% to its Rust meter. SCP-882's Rust meter is now below 25%, so it can inflictEntity 1 with 3 Call of MEKHANE counters.
SCP-882: HP/HP Rust [====================] 24%
Entity 1: HP/HP Call of MEKHANE [=====]
Entity 2: HP/HP Call of MEKHANE [=====]
Entity 3: HP/HP
Miner's Choice 8/10
Spider Staff 3/4
Deadly Bloom 4/9
Stardust Monolith 3/15
The Broken Church 16/20
Rust-Cleaning Droid 1/5
sans: all things considered? sans: you are perhaps the first anything here to actually use reason and not be insane. no joke. sans: yet...i can't shake the feeling. sans: no, i'm sorry, but i do not share your faction's goals. sans: truth be told, i just want to live some quiet life where i can have friends and not care about anything 'big' anymore. sans: some bad jokes, good food, friendly faces...that's what i'm looking for. sans: plus, i feel you're just the unfortunate good guy in a group of more... sans: ...well...fanatical entities.
You can tell you left an impact. He won't join, but you can tell.
The Nebula Monolith is already free!...There may be mistakes.
SCP-882 summoned!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
I look at the Annoying Dog again but this time... I pull off the quick trick by summoning a wall of NO PASSIN' so that makes the Annoying Dog harder to dodge my own attacks. I summon the Cannon of Oblivion then I pump the Annoying Dog and I fire it at somewhere then the Annoying Dog got grabbed by the Alpha [AZ] Player then it kicks the Annoying Dog to space. I decide to warp to where the Annoying Dog to space and I use my giant hammer to send the Annoying Dog to the ground like a meteorite (Hope I didn't hit Sans when I send the Annoying Dog to the ground from space where I did that.)
Character/Ally RP
You know also that happened...
The Lunabade is talking to her former Baneblade workforce (that is working on the Massive Tank/Ship/Sword Hybrid) while i speak to the Ebbotine Temmie it says (fhsdhjfssfjldjls)
The Lunabade found her way to make her command by herself and the controls however she ate them all up (nicely not painfully) then her workforce that formerly lived in the other entity's (The Baneblade) insides moves to her huge control panel.
Heal/Support based Ally 50/50! +2 from Tazz, +1 from Revan
An light coloured portal opens in front of me and the current Allies outcomes the light coloured dragon-like magician wearing the yellow uniform that fits for the magician with a different and opposite moveset. That thing is a mixed gendered female and when it opens it wings to see me.
Light Magician: Luckily the Stupid Shadow Magician is Dead because of the first Gatekeeper, so I have to work on healing stuff with my new complex skill style.
Suddenly the shaded copy of Shadow Magician appeared
Shadow Magician: HAHAHA! you are a stupid rip-off of me, Now i made your place filled with Diarr-
I say: Go back to the limbo Shadow Magician! You are already dead. now shut up with your attitude.
Then the Shadow Magician's copy goes to the Limbo. then she's ready to do something
Light Magician [AZ]
Action Style: Healing/Support
HP: 185,000
Healing Power: Varies via Spells and she cannot attack.
Light MP Maximum 75/75 +4 Light MP per turn
Spells:
Light Heal: Costs 2 Light MP Heals herself or a ally for 12,500 HP.
Light Buff: Costs 6 Light MP Buffs the Target Ally for randomized Buff
Light Barrier: Costs 15 Light MP She creates the barrier to her allies to give them 40% Damage resistance with it's ingenuity of 30,000 HP.
Light Recharge: Recharges 18 Light MP but has 3 turn cooldown.
Light Heal Bomb Costs 30 Light MP: She fires the light heal bomb at 3 targets or herself with 2 target allies for 40,000 HP each
Light Genesis: Costs 50 Light MP: She uses the powerful light beam to recover the Ally for 150,000 HP
Light Aftermath: ONLY USED AT 25% HP AND BELOW (That when she reaches under 46,250 HP) Uses all her remaining Light MP to heal 5 target allies (Said heals up to 60,000 HP each target when she has 75 Light MP totalling 300,000 HP) + buffing (Only when she has 50+ Light MP but better buffs when she has 75 Light MP) then she dies after using the spell
Mechanics: She starts off at 20/75 Light MP uses her Light MP for attacks but regains 4 Light MP per turn up to the limit She sometimes automatically heals the random ally if I did not control her
Note: She's pretty better than my first ever summon (The Shadow Magician) so you can Tweak her if you wish. (She is way harder to make than my first ever summon)
Coarsebot? 20/40 +2 from Tazz
Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont start unless 2 buddies joined for a collab summon. I will quit this after 3 turns and change it into a normal summon which is different.)
New! The Plusinator Crystals 1/50 (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 10+ if I made a Level 10 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 10 Alchemy deals 4,000 damage, However the Level 10+ Alchemy deals 4,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss 11/11!
I inspect it...
How it Works as well: This thing can attack in both ways (Ground and Air) and it deals the extra 25% damage to [BOSS] tagged Enemies
Sir Shield uses Summon Mini-Shield on Lunabade. Lunabade unloads the Healing Bunny at herself from her cannons
The Ebbotine Temmie slaps the Annoying Dog in the face.
The Shadow Magician casts Light Heal to heal Sir Shield
+1 Revan +1 Generic for NYEH HEH HEH (That Papyrus though.) +1 Irecreeper Charge Bank: +1 from Redstone
My Items
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses) Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Dark Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits) (I am saving these until another Big Boss/Gatekeeper appeared.) Potion of Dire Nectar: 1x (Used on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits) Materials: Broken Temmie Crown (h0I!) Essence of Sp00p (Used for Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 15+ (+ is i want to make the Plusinator Crystal via the 50 post Charge.)))
Yep this is where i dont use Comic Sans and every other turn (Expect some things happens.)
Like a Boss: You basically said it, but with an exception: it does NOT do extra damage to boss-level entities. Sadly, you're only LIKE a boss. Not actually Boss. That is a different beast entirely.
19,000 damage to the annoying dog!
Light Mage summoned! Your entities will do as you say!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
From the top of the billboard, I snipe Twitchy from the top of the billboard, and if that's dead, I instead shoot the Haunt.
And again...: 47/50
Marvel of Machinery: 16/50
some loser: 9/25
Broken Spur && Repair Kit = Spur (5/5) complete!
NEW: Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = ??? (2/?)
+3 to Pricey
4,000 damage to Twitchy!
Spur: Charge it up, and let loose with a powerful laser burst! Truly an awesome weapon.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
I decide to create a new sans-proof barrier: The CAPSBLOCK. the CAPSBLOCK is a unique barrier that automatically blocks any attack against the GS team that is not written in all caps. Since sans is unable to use capital letters, this makes sans unable to attack the GS faction, and will also likely trip up a few inattentive players. This effect lasts for 3 rounds.
CAPSBLOCK isn't strong enough to last, sadly!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
I nervously wave to sans. I give a shaky thumbs up.
Truth Inherently 3/50
Reality itself 22/50
All the Snakes. All of them. 23/50
DONE Meme Gun && Radiation from the sun = Praise the Sun 9/9
DONE The "A","F", and "K" keys from a keyboard && Meme Gun = A.K.F 3/3
Praise the Sun: if only you could be as gloriously incandescent as this gun. This gun shoots solar-powered memes.
A.K.F: You can tell this thing is missing a U. You just don't know where it would go...This gun shoots acronym-based memes, and also absense-of-presence memes.
Hyperstorm Boss 50/50 +3 nulitor +2 from crusher Complete! (Waiting)
+1 to nulitor, +1 to crusher, +1 to hecter
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
John unleashes an attack on twitchy. He grabs fear no anvil and slams the ground. A slight rumbling begins, slowly rising in magnitude. A giant flaming dragon arises and breaths a destructive wave of flame at twitchy. John hops on top of the dragon and bites his ears. The dragon, now enraged charges straight at Twitchy, knocking over whatever is in his path. Tree- gone. Tower- gone. User Zero- well, he takes a quick detour, but only to gain more momentum. The dragon trips in his rage, but obviously on purpose to gain more power, and crush Twitchy. Of course he misses, and John is flung off the dragon. "Do I have to take care of this myself". In true barbaric fashion, John teleports back to where the dragon emerged from the ground. He charges straight at Twitchy. Innocent villagers- gone. Army of chickens- gone. Richard... "DARN IT GODMODDERS, STOP GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY CHARGE". Yelling a barbaric yell, he takes a leisurely stroll around the chaos blocking his attack. He then takes his weapon, whacks himself on the head, picks up a giant boulder, puts it down because it's too heavy, and then finally decides to just try to hit twitchy. He sprints towards the boss and trips on the dragon just standing in the middle of his path. "Seriously, it's like I'm doing the exact same thing this dragon did a couple of minutes ago". "Fine, twitchy, you win, you all win, you all are horrible people, and I don't care anymore". Nobody hears him of course, but while he was crying, a giant meteor falls from the sky and crushes Twitchy.
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
I believe this is an attack worthy of 21,000 damage, which, combined with the boost from Spellcaster form, equates to a mean 39,000 damage to Twitchy!
Alchemy: Battery || Fire Essence = Prototype Fire Storage (level ?) 1/?
+3 to battlefury13
Walker seems to be unsure what to do. He thus takes a slash at Sans, presumably missing completely, the blade of the sword taking a chunk of ground away. Briefly, his eyes stare into Sans's own.
...
It seems that, if Sans can look deeper than the mask, he should be able to observe that Walker is literally incapable of mercy. Said animatronic decides to leap away to prevent himself from being dunked on right this moment.
The Mysterious Man chuckles.
"While I appreciate at least ONE of you being curious enough to attempt to learn about my story, I think I'll only reveal one thing at a time per person who comes to me for answers. Which means, the more people that want to know me, the more I'll let those people know me. Oh, by the way... Richard, UserZero, whoever else may want to bypass my mystery in one go, NO PEEKING. Let's just say you won't like what you find if you do that."
The Wraith can only get at so much-probably nothing TRULY personal-but nevertheless it will. Sans dodges you, natch.
sans: wow.
sans: I kind of pity you.
sans: cant really choose here, can you?
sans: thats actually really sad.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Ante Up!: 14/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
Scourge of the Beast: 29/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
The Executioner: 35/50 =================================================== (+2 from Tazz, +3 from Crystal, +3 from Generic)
+3 to Mythic
-SNIPPED FOR LENGTH REASONS-
Glaring at Twitchy, Bomber prepared a spell that would slow her down. Muttering arcane words, a large, ethereal clock face appeared behind him. The hands, moving at a normal speed, began to slow down. The tolling of the clock's chime grew deeper and deeper as time slowed further around Twitchy. With Twitchy slowed, Bomber now had ample time to set up. Walking over to Twitchy, he pulled out a large barrel and set it at her feet. It was filled to the brim with gunpowder. It was surprising how much explosives he set up, effectively covering Twitchy in a pile of explosive barrels up to her waist-analogue.
It was only now that Twitchy noticed the mound of large barrel bombs surrounding her. In her slowed state, she attempted to free herself, but was simply too slow to escape. Bomber lit a cigar, taking a brief smoke. "You know, sometimes you just can't beat the classics. In a swift motion, Bomber flicked the lit cigar into the pile of volatile explosives. All of the gunpowder ignited, creating a massive chain reaction that made a catastrophic explosion. A chunk of the oceanic platform sloughed off into the ocean, causing Twitchy to stumble backwards into the cold depths. Judging by the geography, it was probably a steep drop-off from where the cliffs ended. Bomber took a whiff of the air, enjoying the sulfuric smell left behind by the blast.
It was then that he took notice of the arrival of a certain skeleton. He didn't really seem like much, wearing casual attire and a tattered crimson scarf. Bomber knew better than to assume so little of someone, especially after what he had seen.
"So I'd take it you are sans, then. I've heard many things about you."
"I regret that we could not meet on friendlier terms, but you know how it is."
He paused for a moment, taking a breath.
"That doesn't mean I am going to feel guilty, though. You stand in the way of my progress - our progress. Maybe if you end up surviving all of this..."
Bomber laughed, almost mirthlessly.
"Well, I'm afraid that outcome is unlikely."
"Don't feel too bad about me murdering you. After all, it's just business."
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (Level 8: 9/9)
Alchemy Complete!
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 7/11)
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (1/?)
sans: murder is business.
This, finally, snaps sansout of his grin, briefly. it seems that the very idea of it is so absolutely incomprehensible that he can't really take it in properly. He recovers from that very quickly, but gets an absolutely empty, deathly look in his eyes as he stares, directly at you, completely disbelieving.
sans: ...was the underground the only decent place left in the world?! sans: seriously?! is that what its come to? sans: i, what, i sans: i sans: i sans: I usually dont get this emotional at all, but... sans: 'just business' my bony gorilla. sans: for you it might be 'business,' but you're insane to think that this is honestly just any sort of business. sans: look at this. even the scale is bonkers, unbelievable. sans: you cannot possibly be telling me this absolute pandemonium is somehow business.
Meanwhile, the imperium soldiers don't have too much to say, other than, for some reason, there was a surge of psionic energy at the capital...Something happened over there as well, but they can't really be sure if it's related.
It's almost definitelyrelated. Law of Narrative Casualty and all that.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
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Star tumbles backwards, after being hit in the back while going to the side of the battlefield.
"OWOWOWOWOWowowowow. Well, that's why we tech those."
He looks around, noticing where he ended up. In the middle of a large crater, with many smaller craters in and around that crater. The site of the Colegmerate.
"Wow, I went back a full 700 blocks? I'm impressed."
He whistles.
"Well, I suppose if I wanted to get away from the battlefield to have a conversation, this works. Flowey? Asriel."
He sits down in the crater and waits for the flower to pop out. When Flowey does, Star begins to speak.
"You don't know who I am, but I know who you are and what you're doing. Though it appears the plot has changed a bit, your character remains the same. I have the ability to ruin your plans. But I won't.
You see, I have my own designs. My own plans...and Twin would be more than a little miffed if I ruined his.
So go ahead, do what you've tried before...but a warning.
If you go anywhere near my own plans...I'll tell the Sleuth just what exactly you mean by 'We become a god'.
Good day, Flowey."
Star begins to walk back to the battlefield, and enters a portal, falling out of the sky next to Richard.
"Don't you dare try to take the moral high ground here. Yes, I helped someone who was attacking us, but you're in a bit of a glass house on that front.
I mean, attacking one of your allies entities before they even get the chance to make their speech? You're the reason sans was attacking us in the first place!"
"And finally, sans, you never answered me. Is it required for a godmodder to die for a lower rank to promote, or do they only need to bring the Minecraft character down to 0 hp?"
Wait, Tazz, I made those lyrics myself. Granted, some lines were taken from Undertale, and the idea of video game songs with lyrics was taken from Brentalfloss, but I came up with the lyrics on my own.
Good job, me! I managed to arrive horribly late to the Battle!
The new character looks to the left, and then the right, and then stops to think.
OK, this server has sent me back to 2011. Somebody must be feeling nostalgic. We have our least favorite Godmodder, Richard, and somebody fighting them. The person fighting AGAINST Richard must be the Hero of this little event. I mean, they can't be the only one to have seen how much damage Richard is going to cause... wait. I'm in 2011. No wonder, I'm not even sure if anything has happened yet. I mean, I think. This is why I hate time travel, it's confusing. Well, better start doing something to alter the timeline so we NEVER go through the other battles. This is gonna be a paradoxical game.
He walks over to Zero's side, then turns to face Richard.
I'm not quite sure what's going on here, or even how I got here in the first place, considering I can't time travel. But what I do know is that you are the bad guy, Godmodder, and I'm going to stop the Chaos you cause before you make it.
The character, who's name happens to be Speed Darke, and looks somewhat like Shadow the Hedgehog, except with teal and bright orange fur, different shoes and blue eyes, is not afraid to admit that he is from the future. He draws a white blade, with a lightning crossbar, a jewel in the hilt and an intricate pattern of runes running up the center that only he understands, and clearly misunderstands the entire point of this. That being said: I probably also misunderstand this, and would consider Zero winning to be a Mega Victory.
What's that, Game Master? Why don't I join the fray? Don't be ridiculous, I want to stay as far from this fight as possible. Speed kept telling me there was a disturbance, and I sent him trough my portal to get here, but then I got dragged in. Also I can't get out. What's that? Some kind of "Fairness?" I'm trying? Oh, and Speed IS my Minecraft avatar. But I'm not fighting, he is. Me? I'm watching this thing play out. It's a poor idea for me to step in, considering how I play.
Speed opens with his distinct powers in Action, even though he has a perfectly good sword and armour to use. Speed, put the armour on, damn it!
No thanks. I think I'll be fine without it.
But it completes the Knight shtick you play with.
Because I fight Demons all the time back home in Elementia and that's where the armour does things.
Whatever, you're on your own now.
Action Summary:
Speed/Sp33d0n/whatever arbritary thing you decide to call him that I'll need to complain about, despite clear signs that Zero is the VILLIAN, is under the impression the she is the HERO. Maybe future knowledge isn't a good thing, in this case. I don't mind being complained at.
Speed arrives from a time portal. He fights for Zero. If that is not an action, he uses his Power of the Air to throw something he can attack high into the Sky, causing some damage, hopefully, even though he has a perfectly good, completely unbreakable, mostly aesthetic, Element absorbing set of Elementium armour, a sword and shield.
Charge Attacks:
Gauss Rifle: Speed pulls out his Anchorage Era Gauss Rifle and a belt of Microfusion Cells. This supplies Speed with a temporary new Weapon that has 10 shots, does low damage, but has a one-turn stun that Pro-Zero players can use to attack an enemy without them fighting back. Because I try to balance. 1/50
Is everything OK with this post? I'm coming from DTGTVT2 and can't seem to break out of those rules without royally screwing my character which I brought over and put in everything. BTW Hi Talist! It's the same Sp33d0n from TV Tropes!
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Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll hunt you to the ends of REALITY to find you and kill you if you pull another stunt like this. You know why, don't you? Because to strike against my land, or a single one of my subjects... no, ANY innocent... I consider that an attack against me. And the consequences are severe, and they will not be relieved until they are performed. There is not one person I truly consider an enemy. Except for you. I'm a dangerous enemy to have, because I can cause ANNIHILATION. You understand, yes? I can cause it in thousands of different ways. With my hands bound. Blindfolded. You will leave this place, and never return, for if you do, I will have NO MERCY.
I revved-up the last of my rainbow minigun. I fired it to Twitchy!
-Entity Actions-
Death Warmonger Gunship fired every weapon to sans. Firing a spray of Titanium-Diamond swords all over him, It fired Thermo-Nitro Charge of Death to him. More concentated than usual. And finally, Once he stands still, it fired its Concentrated Las0rPlasma-Raygun to him right into the eye.
OOC:((I haven't really been doing anything here for a while. Assuming the Hyperstorm hasn't been summoned yet, I will just +1 all my charges, which should end up allowing it to be summoned. Since I can't be that reliably active I think I won't participate in too many more group charges for now.))
+1 to Crusher, nulitor, and proofofconcept
+1 to all three of my charges(including hyperstorm which should be finished by this)
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
@Speedon: Hello. I suppose I'll say a few things. First, unlike in TvT2, you can't attack players here. Most of the time. Some players (such as myself) have a system in place that allows them to take damage, but most don't. Second, you're probably going to have some of your posts get eaten by the spam filter for not having 11+ posts. Posts in the forum games section don't count.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (0/3 mind)
Tokens: (5, 2, 5). + (0, 2, 0) from alchemies.
Total Tokens (5, 2, 5)
Current Entities. Put into quotes so it doesn't show up when Tazz quotes it
Cuarc
HP: 4/4. Yeah, anything that hits will destroy it.
Velocity Uncertainty: 0%
Position Uncertainty: 1000%
Matter Collection: _ _ _
By default, the Position Uncertainty is Cuarc's dodge chance. This can dodge AOE attacks and other "undodgeable" attacks. Velocity Uncertainty helps add to Cuarc's attacks. Velocity and Position uncertainties always add up to 1000%. So when one drops, the other rises. When one rises, the other drops.
Attacks:
* Subatomic Disassemble: Cuarc's main attack. Deals 20,000 damage and gains one unit of matter based on the faction attacked. Attacking PZs gives PZ 'matter', attacking GSs gives GS 'matter', attacking AZs gives AZ 'matter', and attacking neutrals/hostiles/???s gives NU 'matter'. Cuarc can also attack the ground itself, which deals no damage and gives it one unit of NU 'matter'. If Velocity Uncertainty is above 500%, this gives 2 units of matter.
* Matter Transfer: Both Cuarc and Leictreon must use this attack on the same turn. Cuarc gives all its matter to Leictreon.
* Primordial Storm: Requires one turn of charge before firing. Expends all units of Stored Matter. Each unit spent fires two bolts at any given target. Each bolt has different effects based on what kind of matter it is. And in addition, each bolt has an accuracy of (Velocity Uncertainty / 10) percent. So, if Cuarc is at 750% Velocity Uncertainty, each bolt has a 75% accuracy. This applies even to bolts with positive effects.
PZ: Deals 10,000 damage
GS: Deals 8,000 damage per turn, with the damage increasing by 2,000 each turn. This lasts for 1 turn per GS bolt that hit the target.
NU: A hit means the target's next attack is a mini-crit.
AZ: Restores 10,000 HP.
* Destabilize: Uses up one unit of matter to increase either Cuarc or Leictreon's Position Uncertainty by 100%.
And now for passives...
* This passive makes the entity actually fair: Whenever Cuarc dodges an attack, its Position Uncertainty goes down by 1/200th of the damage it would have taken.
* Linked Chances: If Cuarc's Position Uncertainty is more than Leictreon's at the end of the turn, Leictreon gains 50% Position Uncertainty and Cuarc loses 50% Position uncertainty.
* Storage Upgrade: If Cuarc and Leictreon spend a combined 3 units of matter, they can each get +2 maximum matter storage.
Leictreon
HP: 4/4. Yeah, anything that hits will destroy it.
Velocity Uncertainty: 0%
Position Uncertainty: 1000%
Matter Collection: _ _ _
Primed Matter: _ _ _
By default, the Position Uncertainty is Leictreon's dodge chance. This can dodge AOE attacks and other "undodgeable" attacks. Velocity Uncertainty helps add to Leictreon's attacks. Also, when Velocity Uncertainty is above 500%, Leictreon is considered to be airborn. Velocity and Position uncertainties always add up to 1000%. So when one drops, the other rises. When one rises, the other drops.
Actions:
* Chemical Beam: Deals 15,000 damage in a rather wimpy way.
* Matter Collection: Decreases Position Uncertainty by 50% and gives Leictreon one unit of AZ matter. I really hope this is never used.
* Atomic Reassemble: Converts one unit of matter into its Primed Alchemy state.
* Matter Transfer: Both Cuarc and Leictreon must use this attack on the same turn. Cuarc gives all its matter to Leictreon.
* Alchemy Shock: Uses up one unit of Primed Alchemy. The effect depends on what kind of matter it is. If Leictreon is above 500% Velocity Uncertainty, the effect also hits another target for half effect, rounded down. (these are really powerful because Cuarc has to collect the matter, transfer it to Leictreon, then Leictreon has to Prime it and use it. That's like 3 actions.)
- PZ: Deals 50,000 damage immediately and 10,000 per turn for three turns.
- GS: Deals 30,000 damage immediately and 10,000 per turn for three turns. Whenever Cuarc attacks the target, the debuff is extended by 1 turn.
- NU: Gives the target crits for the next three turns.
- AZ: Restores 75,000 HP immediately.
And now for passives...
* This passive makes the entity actually fair: Whenever Leictreon dodges an attack, its Position Uncertainty goes down by 1/200th of the damage it would have taken.
* Linked Chances: If Cuarc's Position Uncertainty is less than Leictreon's at the end of the turn, Leictreon loses 50% Position Uncertainty and Cuarc gains 50% Position uncertainty.
Commands:
Cuarc: __, __, __
Leictreon: PZ, PZ, __
Well... Cuarc and Leictreon are probably going down relatively soon thanks to a certain Undertale character. Luckily for him, they don't have the emotions necessary to fear death. So... they do matter transfer.
Action:
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@Tazz: Sorry about that. I didn't intend to say that the present opening was a mind based attack. I form my posts by typing a lot in Textpad then pasting in the proper things. Sometimes I miss those little token things like (mind based attack).
”I suppose I might as well ask you... Sans... What do you expect or want each person to do?”
Due to the lack of an EOTB, I don't know what is alive or dead. Inari fires off a really annoying spirally beam of light against Twitchy or the Hivemind or whatever is alive. This should actually be a mind based attack.
Relevance Line: (And we're done now)
Mikoto didn't break from his inspection of the grass, so, quietly, the Veteran got up, walked over to Gail, and knelt down to be on eye level with her.
"Gail? I'd like you to try one more thing. You don't have to say anything for it if you don't want to. Could you please stand up?"
Slowly, Gail climbs to her feet and looks at the Veteran with teary eyes. He just holds one palm up flat in a "stop" like command.
"Now put your left paw up to my hand and, without shifting your position, push against me as hard as you can."
Even with Gail straining with all her might, the Veteran didn't need to put up much force to keep her at bay.
"Okay, good. Now please do the same thing with your right side."
After switching sides, Gail tried pushing against the Veteran's hand again, but still didn't present much of a force. Afterwards, the Veteran thanked her before heading back to speak to Mikoto again.
“She seems a little weaker on her right side, which tends to be a common side effect of this kind of aphasia."
"You know what this means, right? She has to go back home.”
"There’s… two problems though. First, if you take Gail home, you’ll either have to stay at home base with her or leave her there. You can’t stay over there because I might need to call on you in very short notice. And you can’t leave her there because she needs someone to talk to for her… aphasia. Second, Zero is making leaving this place through the Dream… difficult. I’m not sure how long it would take me to open a doorway or if I even could.”
”So… what shoulj we do? Anything?”
”If you want me to tell you, then just keep her away from the main fight, but I would think that’s obvious. And just try to keep her happy and optimistic. Think you can do that?”
There was now a patch of dirt around Mikoto’s paw that he had picked clean of grass.
”Yes… I can. In fact, I don’t have a choice.”
”Then, I have to be heading back to the fight. It’s going to be better once we defeat UserZero. I’m… so sorry for this.”
And with that, he left, leaving Mikoto to wonder how long Gail would keep crying, and more importantly, how he could possibly comfort her.
”Oul quey nirmiall ... R’oul seîs alssêsiu ku piluesiu…”
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!)
(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life 7/9
(Paper && Lapis Lazui Ink) || (Thuamic Node && Bottled Mana) = Glyph of Mana 7/7 DONE
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 9/11
Got +1 total I believe. + to Mythic, +1 to Pricey, +1 to NinjaTwist.
The Throne: ================================================== 36/50 (+1 from Bomber, jondanger, ninjatwist, Revan and TFT)
The Hourglass: ================================================== 44/50 (+2 from Bomber, +1 from TFT and jondanger)
I +3 Bomber.
Ultra Greed uses Wheel of Fortune. Asterism switches to Sight Mode and uses Color Wheel.
A message to the lost souls:
Please finish your charges soon. All we need is a little more time. Considering the size of this whole thing, though... They'll need a lot more than time.
The Scribe stands in the middle of the onslaught as bones and wind whips around him. He stares at the carnage. "...One little skeleton is capable of this madness. I've never seen anything like it... Not even in any of the books I've read or made. Just where is that flower..." Flowey pops up from underground, cackling. The Scribe feels relieved yet drained of energy. "Flowey... Good. Maybe you can help me deal with this monster."
Flowey looks around cheerfully. * Golly, Sans is really giving it all he's got, huh? This place is getting torn to shreds! The Scribe shrugs. "Yeah, no kidding. That skeleton really doesn't want to die. He's too busy clinging on to life to realize that everyone has their end." Flowey beams at the Scribe. * Excellent philosophy, Scribe! I see you've taken my advice to heart! The Scribe looks at the ground dully. "I learned from the best." Flowey laughs some more. * Yep, that's what I am! THE BEST. It's just you and me, Scribe. You and me versus a harsh and uncaring world. But once we plant our seed and let it grow... We can make this place MY world.
Flowey laughs as his form flickers with dark energy. Roots spiral throughout the ground, but not the fabled roots of Yggdrasil with their golden gleam and sturdy wood. His roots are sickly and purple, rotten to the core. Flowey's no flower. He's a weed. But his influence is undeniable. The Scribe stands by, passively, as Flowey's tendrils spread across the battlefield, giving him a railway straight to the heart of the source - Sans. Flowey glides all the way to the skeleton, who, even in the face of such a corrupted and soulless beast, smiles.
* There you are. I've gotta hand it to you, "Sansy". You had me convinced you were all bark and no bite for a while. But now...? Flowey's roots intermingle with the rushing whirlwind of Sans' bones, but his white fury somehow breaks free of Flowey's chains. Flowey's smile disappears, replaced by a look of hatred. * Come on, skeleton. You really think you can top me? This fit over people you barely know, people who've embraced a warlike stance? Flowey cartwheels around Sans, who barely seems to notice. * There's only one warlord from the Underground fit to rule over this place, and it's not you. I am the prince of this world's future. I am the one who knows this pointless battle's mentality. You're fighting to save your hopes and dreams. And me? I'm fighting to SAVE over everyone else's.
Flowey looms over Sans. * So what if I don't have a SOUL? I don't need one in a war where everyone else acts soulless! These people rushing forward to kill you... They're doing it because this is all just a game. It's all just a joke. You know it is. So why don't you just let them win? Flowey's face changes expressions to several different faces. * Don't you want to see your brother? Your friend? Your mentor? ...The human? Does anything at all matter to you? Flowey backs away. * Because, if it doesn't... Then you can gladly join me in hell.
Sans launches a wall of bones straight at Flowey, knocking him through the air and onto the opposite side of the Battlefield. The Scribe registers it dimly. He can only look at Sans with a defeated expression. "Does anything at all matter... No. Why do I bother acting at all. I live inside... a LIE!" The Scribe rushes forward in anger towards Sans. "Why should I bother to make any decision when every decision I make is already made for me? I had forgotten this... this feeling! Do I remember it well? Is this what living under a god's reign feels like? The feeling that every choice you make is puppeteered by a divine plan? Because if it is? If you're listening, gods? I've got something to say!"
The Scribe leaps in the air and pulls out the Rorschach. "I'M DONE FOLLOWING THE PLANS OF SOME DIVINE BEING! I TORE MY EYES AWAY FROM YOUR CONTROL YEARS AGO ONLY TO FIND MYSELF IN THE HANDS OF SOMEONE WORSE! TAZZ! WHOEVER YOU ARE, WHEREVER YOU ARE! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT, WHEN MY PLAN WORKS... WHEN THE PACT I'VE MADE IS SEALED IN BLOOD... YOU'RE GOING TO PAY." The Scribe plunges the Rorschach into the ground, creating a jagged spike of corruption that disturbs the landscape, turning several of Sans's bones black and withering them away. The grass dies, the stone cracks, the trees fall, and the entities tremble. Sans, still in the middle of it all, keeps standing there with that smug grin. The Scribe walks towards him, his sword still in the ground, quivering.
"What?" The Scribe looks at the ground, his head low. "You think I'm just gonna stand there and take it? No. I'm through with this mess of a war. I was right to come here, but now it's time to leave. I've gained enlightenment beyond what I thought possible. I know the reality of this world now. And you do, too. I'm not going to kill you. You don't deserve death. What you need to do is either get in or get out." The Scribe points to five other people. "The hand who knows the truth. The schemer who turns to darkness. The golem who lives in emptiness. The sleuth who has his own problems. The beast who looks for answers. They all live the same hollow existence as I. And as you. I offer you a choice."
Hushed and echoed music plays throughout the battlefield as time slows. "Join me. Join us six. Join Flowey in his quest. Together, we can do away with anyone who wants to kill you. These godmodders, these players... Let's turn them all to dust." The Scribe steps back. "Or, you can turn around and ignore me. If you do that... If you turn your back on what could be an opportunity to create a new era in this world... Then you should get out of here. Find whatever shortcut or exit you can. Because if you oppose the Pact I've made... You're going to be one of those who we strike off the record. I know I said I won't kill you. But when our plan succeeds, I won't be the one in charge."
The ground around the Rorschach is so corrupted that it erodes entirely, creating a gaping hole in the earth that caves in steadily with each passing second. The withered purple grass fades away into the maw of death that is slowly becoming the Battlefield. Everything falls into the hole that defies the foundation of the underground labyrinth that makes up the bulk of the world, creating a chasm that extends down to bedrock and liquefies into pure ink. Sans dodges the attack, standing atop his throne of bones. He glares at the Scribe - did his eye just flicker with cyan for a moment?
Everyone flees from the field as the hole in the world grows and grows, its greedy vortex pulling in all. Sans' onslaught stops as the whirlwind of corruption increases, viewing the Scribe with distaste. He's just like the others, isn't he. He's willing to kill because it's business. The Scribe scans the field hungrily, looking for a target... Ah. The Haunt. Just another ghost who needs to be locked back in hell. The Scribe takes the Rorschach, which is floating in the air and acting as a hub for the corruption, and points it at The Haunt.
Instantly, the ghost is flung into the pit of corruption by a gravitational force so powerful it exceeds the natural flight all ghosts possess. The Haunt disappears into a speck, colliding with the ink below. His form turns purple and rotten, vapors and fire emanating from his body as he crumbles into the ink, becoming one with its liquid. The Scribe then tosses some white-out into the pit. Instantly, the roaring vortex stops, the entire battlefield patching itself back up in the span of a second.
The Scribe doesn't chuckle; he barely emotes at all. He just lands on the ground, looking at Sans. "I'll do anything at all to get out of this hell. I know you understand that. But I'm telling you. You need to make a choice. You all need to make a choice. You call yourself the players... No. You're the ones being played."
In a puff of smoke, the Scribe disappears, retreating underground. (If The Haunt can't be targeted, just target another random PZ entity.)
From the top of the billboard, I snipe Twitchy from the top of the billboard, and if that's dead, I instead shoot the Haunt.
And again...: 47/50
Marvel of Machinery: 16/50
some loser: 9/25
Broken Spur && Repair Kit = Spur (5/5) complete!
NEW: Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = ??? (2/?)
+3 to Pricey
It's High Noon
50/50 Hyperstorm (holding on charges)
31/50 XCOM Base (+2 nulitor)
5/50 Nexar Spawner
+1 nulitor, proof, ninjaV
I decide to create a new sans-proof barrier: The CAPSBLOCK. the CAPSBLOCK is a unique barrier that automatically blocks any attack against the GS team that is not written in all caps. Since sans is unable to use capital letters, this makes sans unable to attack the GS faction, and will also likely trip up a few inattentive players. This effect lasts for 3 rounds.
I nervously wave to sans. I give a shaky thumbs up.
Truth Inherently 3/50
Reality itself 22/50
All the Snakes. All of them. 23/50
DONE Meme Gun && Radiation from the sun = Praise the Sun 9/9
DONE The "A","F", and "K" keys from a keyboard && Meme Gun = A.K.F 3/3
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
The
Hidden RogueHunter 32/50Government 8/50
Hyperstorm Boss 50/50 +3 nulitor +2 from crusher Complete! (Waiting)
+1 to nulitor, +1 to crusher, +1 to hecter
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
John unleashes an attack on twitchy. He grabs fear no anvil and slams the ground. A slight rumbling begins, slowly rising in magnitude. A giant flaming dragon arises and breaths a destructive wave of flame at twitchy. John hops on top of the dragon and bites his ears. The dragon, now enraged charges straight at Twitchy, knocking over whatever is in his path. Tree- gone. Tower- gone. User Zero- well, he takes a quick detour, but only to gain more momentum. The dragon trips in his rage, but obviously on purpose to gain more power, and crush Twitchy. Of course he misses, and John is flung off the dragon. "Do I have to take care of this myself". In true barbaric fashion, John teleports back to where the dragon emerged from the ground. He charges straight at Twitchy. Innocent villagers- gone. Army of chickens- gone. Richard... "DARN IT GODMODDERS, STOP GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY CHARGE". Yelling a barbaric yell, he takes a leisurely stroll around the chaos blocking his attack. He then takes his weapon, whacks himself on the head, picks up a giant boulder, puts it down because it's too heavy, and then finally decides to just try to hit twitchy. He sprints towards the boss and trips on the dragon just standing in the middle of his path. "Seriously, it's like I'm doing the exact same thing this dragon did a couple of minutes ago". "Fine, twitchy, you win, you all win, you all are horrible people, and I don't care anymore". Nobody hears him of course, but while he was crying, a giant meteor falls from the sky and crushes Twitchy.
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
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Walker: level 2, 681500 damage
Alchemy: Battery || Fire Essence = Prototype Fire Storage (level ?) 1/?
+3 to battlefury13
Walker seems to be unsure what to do. He thus takes a slash at Sans, presumably missing completely, the blade of the sword taking a chunk of ground away. Briefly, his eyes stare into Sans's own.
...
It seems that, if Sans can look deeper than the mask, he should be able to observe that Walker is literally incapable of mercy. Said animatronic decides to leap away to prevent himself from being dunked on right this moment.
The Mysterious Man chuckles.
"While I appreciate at least ONE of you being curious enough to attempt to learn about my story, I think I'll only reveal one thing at a time per person who comes to me for answers. Which means, the more people that want to know me, the more I'll let those people know me. Oh, by the way... Richard, UserZero, whoever else may want to bypass my mystery in one go, NO PEEKING. Let's just say you won't like what you find if you do that."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Ante Up!: 14/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
Scourge of the Beast: 29/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
The Executioner: 35/50 =================================================== (+2 from Tazz, +3 from Crystal, +3 from Generic)
+3 to Mythic
Bomber recoiled a bit in shock, surprised by the announcement. "T-the Eye of Terror exploded!? How is that even possible?" He took a few moments to process this new information. At first, he didn't believe it. How could it be? The Eye of Terror was hundreds, maybe thousands of light years wide! A whole area where the fabric of reality was worn and torn! The birthplace of Slaanesh and the deathbed of the Eldar! Taking a few deep breaths, he regained his composure. "That can't be..." Bomber stopped himself. It must be true. He could read the humans rather well, and there was little chance they were lying. Remaining a bit skeptical, he asked for them to elaborate. "Do you know any more information on how this happened?" One of the crew members replied. "We aren't sure, really. Cadia reported a rise in... psychic activity before it happened. Thankfully, Cadia survived the worst of the blast. The planets that were within are probably gone."
Bomber lost himself in thought. Any number of things could have caused this, but this didn't sound right. Not at all. The status quo of the universe had been upheld for the longest time. Few things ever developed beyond skirmishes. The metaphorical tide of Orks conquering world after world stopped avancing. The 13th Black Crusade was considered a partial success, only to never go anywhere. A constant, sickening stagnancy. The kind of stagnancy Nurgle revels in. "Eugh... I fancy the concept of the occasional plague, but unending cycles sound dreadful. Bomber would have to investigate this catastrophe further, but for now his focus lied on the war here.
Glaring at Twitchy, Bomber prepared a spell that would slow her down. Muttering arcane words, a large, ethereal clock face appeared behind him. The hands, moving at a normal speed, began to slow down. The tolling of the clock's chime grew deeper and deeper as time slowed further around Twitchy. With Twitchy slowed, Bomber now had ample time to set up. Walking over to Twitchy, he pulled out a large barrel and set it at her feet. It was filled to the brim with gunpowder. It was surprising how much explosives he set up, effectively covering Twitchy in a pile of explosive barrels up to her waist-analogue.
It was only now that Twitchy noticed the mound of large barrel bombs surrounding her. In her slowed state, she attempted to free herself, but was simply too slow to escape. Bomber lit a cigar, taking a brief smoke. "You know, sometimes you just can't beat the classics. In a swift motion, Bomber flicked the lit cigar into the pile of volatile explosives. All of the gunpowder ignited, creating a massive chain reaction that made a catastrophic explosion. A chunk of the oceanic platform sloughed off into the ocean, causing Twitchy to stumble backwards into the cold depths. Judging by the geography, it was probably a steep drop-off from where the cliffs ended. Bomber took a whiff of the air, enjoying the sulfuric smell left behind by the blast.
It was then that he took notice of the arrival of a certain skeleton. He didn't really seem like much, wearing casual attire and a tattered crimson scarf. Bomber knew better than to assume so little of someone, especially after what he had seen.
"So I'd take it you are sans, then. I've heard many things about you."
"I regret that we could not meet on friendlier terms, but you know how it is."
He paused for a moment, taking a breath.
"That doesn't mean I am going to feel guilty, though. You stand in the way of my progress - our progress. Maybe if you end up surviving all of this..."
Bomber laughed, almost mirthlessly.
"Well, I'm afraid that outcome is unlikely."
"Don't feel too bad about me murdering you. After all, it's just business."
Souls: 2
R.N.G. && Shoddy Reroller = Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. (Level 10: 10/11)
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (Level 8: 9/9)
Alchemy Complete!
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 7/11)
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (1/?)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
+4 HP to Hezetor!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor (her HP is still damaged-it's more to do with the fact that it has ).
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Uh, OK dude, I already said these weren't gonna really fly.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
creativity rules over just plain weapons. You CAN make your infinity plus one sword via alchemy, but it'll only do so much damage. I'd just watch and think of a really good attack-you'll need a LOT of creativity to take down godmodders, and definitely more than one attack...
...So basically, what he said.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor. He then looks to where Ayaze might be looking at him, and then looks back.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Alchemies are semi-arbitrary to begin with. You could have easily wound up with a fedora with a similar combination.
You use burnmoar in an unspecified fashion that does nothing whatsoever due to its unspecifications. You then go invisible for shenanigans.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Brute-Force Hacking && DDoS Botnet = ERROR! Metaphysical Objects not accepted! Use Physical objects!
battlefury, stick to things that physically exist in some manner. Brute-Force Hacking exists...Just not as a physical object.
UserZero snaps her fingers. You suddenly have a brand new computer in your inventory, top-of-the-line!
You roll the 3d15! Your roll is 11-1-10! Sadly, this does nothing since these dice do not have any magical/supernatural properties whatsoever! Perhaps alchemiting them with some could prove useful...The Newb King then trips on them for 9,000 damage!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
+1 HP to Hezetor!
18,000 damage to the Hivemind! Fennia will do as you say!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
sans shakes his head no.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Welcome back, ManiacMasteR!
7,000 damage to Twitchy!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
3,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart, which is NOT Twitchy's Heart because that Heart came from Mom!
sans: I already know its a bad idea to work for her.
sans: after what she did, there was no chance.
sans: but am i really gonna side with the guy who just tried to kill me?
sans: or the fanatics that are out to kill everyone with a certain power, right or wrong?
sans: fact is, you're all just freaks, sending your friends to die like that.
sans: i mean, who else does that? really?
sans: it feels more like exploitation than actual friendship to me.
Feyd tries to do what you said, but sans attacks are just coming too fast for him to properly dodge! The Newb King will do as you say!
sans: i dont really know if that's irony or not, but its kinda weird to see someone else say that?
sans: kinda my fighting catchphrase.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Red Dead Retribution: A mean-looking magnum covered in various shades of red, that's also absolutely ridiculous in terms of its size. Freud would definitely have something to say about the absurd size of this thing, measuring almost two feet across (which is big for a magnum) Then again, the weapon's size is also to accommodate the fact it lauches rather large gyrojets-alternatively, small RPGs. Depends on your perspective. Either way, BOOM.
17,000 damage to the Annoying Dog! also, must comment on this: Danmaku is basically japanese for bullet, so you just said 'bullet bullet.' Interesting concept!
Your entities will do as you say!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Your mind is assaulted to near-death! Twitchy's mind is a chaotic and mad swirl of thoughts to make a WH40K God's metaphorical head spin, a framework of a few variations on button imputs forming a vast and impossibly complex tangle of thoughts. Tip for the future: Never engage in psionics against anything who's mind is vastly different from yours. You'll be lucky to survive sane, as you have.
He'll do as you say.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
You wind up experiencing a sensation similar to MythicZoologist before nearly passing out from the stress of trying to read HER mind!
I already said this: the Dark Side isn't a valid alchemy ingredient! It has to be a physical object!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Homulilly summoned! HP nerfed to 220,000, because that's still pretty tough even without direct damage...
sans nigh-effortlessly dodges the chains!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
sans is NOT buffed by your music directly, as that's just too OP and not creative enough overall as someone else made those lyrics! HOWEVER, sans saps the creative energy of your whole attack, as it was given to him as a buff, and uses it up in a mad burst of speed!
sans deals 1,000-no, 2,000-wait, 3,000-4,000-5,000-6,000-7-8-9-10,000! sans deals a total of 10,000 damage over 10 attacks to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 50% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +50% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Naturally, Richard and your AZ allies immediately gank you for aiding the guy shooting right at them-and would have done so even if your buff worked as intended. You'll need to spend a post respawning. I did say you could still die even when not present on the field...
Apparently, for damage to be measured in tons, it must at least be 5,000 damage! 5,000 damage to Twitchy!
The SCP foundation attempts to do a lot of irrelevant stuff to give sans more actions, but they're not entities at all and don't have a real separate action! I'm literally constituting them as nothing more than the extension of you, Crusher48, the player!...Yeah, if I couldn't see past the 5th wall this job would be pretty hard.
Dark Bowser will do as you say! I believe the White flare improves a charge point (it'll go to the Dark Star Core to escape faster as Dark Bowser has no charges), the Red one improves offense, the Blue one improves defense, and the purple one gives HP regen.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone = Zone of Control (Level 10: 2/11)
School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood = WISE FROM YO GWAVES (Level 10: 2/11)
Don't ask why the second one is actually said with an Elmer Fudd-esque voice.
sans nods, indicating that, in fact, he has.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Nemesis: Interestingly, the less upgradeable materials you get, the stronger this is for some reason, so, uh...Don't touch it? I don't get it either.
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (Level 10: 1/11)
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
sans can't hit you, you're invulnerable! He's targeting the AZ entities anyways! Players aren't entities (or are not standard entities at least)!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
He would if he could, but the Imperator is still in the Devil Room!
Roughly twenty Ninja's summoned! Sir Shield is standing in the way, so your mad (200,000 damage) attack is stopped by him! However, he dies in the process, as last I checked he just didn't have the HP to take such a massive blow! Lunablade enrages-she now has regen and can heal with more potency!
sans: at this point, i'm boned no matter what i do.
sans: with that said, I have no reason not to take out as much as they even remotely hold dear.
sans: who knows? maybe ill do enough damage to just escape?
sans: honestly, hitting her at all is an achievement i'm pretty happy about.
sans: in any case, against these opponents, let me tell you, strength never works.
sans: at some point, even beyond the op scale's limits, stuff just stops working.
sans: the best ways to deal with these kinds of guys, intervention by the likes of the narrative...
sans: it just never works at all, and i dont really know why.
sans: among other things that would kill something ten times as strong ten times over, or something like that.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
sans nonchalantly dodges you!
Conservation_Of_Ninjuitsu summoned! He will do as you say! (note: his low defense will be done in the form of random minicrits against him instead of just taking more damage.)
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
sans: huh. so you summoned me?
sans: ...if i somehow make it out of this, next time don't summon me a thousand blocks away, please.
sans: ...
sans seems ponderous of what you've said, ESPECIALLY about your offer, then:
sans: i'm not sure how you could do such a thing, summoning my bro back from the dead.
a pause.
sans: don't. please.
sans: he means the world to me, in a sense, but...
sans: he's somewhere better now.
sans: plus, if you bring him here, he'll just die again.
sans: why bring him back if he'll just die?
Do note, this doesn't stop you. At all.
8,000 damage to Twitchy!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
I feel like the bee movie script is a bit of a copypasta?
sans: ayaze...ayaze...i've heard of that before...
sans: were you on trolling monthly?
12,000 damage to Twitchy!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
9,000 damage to Twitchy!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
20,000 damage to Twitchy! Kill it with Fire! (disclaimer: fire does not in fact do bonus damage.)
#itsalljustajoke
7,000 damage to Twitchy! The Imperator purchases Contract from Below and Spirit of the Night at the cost of 60,000 HP, turning it into a literal hell's kitchen! It's just getting back so it can't act this turn, so it can't do any of what you have just ordered!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
sans: wow. you actually get it.
sans: you know, it's surprising how much people think i made that thing up for some reason.
sans: then again, it feels like me saying it, it takes a different context, you know?
OK, so you now know the super-relevant information that 'you're gonna have a bad time' isn't even sans' catchphrase or something along those lines. Huzzah. +5,000 HP to the Lunablade!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
sans: i would, but, i cant really afford to help an ally of an enemy. sorry.
You then summon CharaDidNothingWrong. He of course, looks nothing like chara since Undertale has not been released yet, but it still has an effect on poor sans. his grin almost falters.
sans: ...
sans: why.
sans: just.
sans: why.
sans: ...
you then give him the Killing Spree-far too reminiscient of the Real Knife. The grin comes on, and-
sans: no.
sans proceeds to get stupidly enraged, and then sends in MORE bonewaves, causing CharaDidNothingWrong to kick it next-to-instantly! In addition, sans deals 1,000-no, 2, 3, 4, 5, yeah, 5,000 more damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
sans: all things considered?
sans: you are perhaps the first anything here to actually use reason and not be insane. no joke.
sans: yet...i can't shake the feeling.
sans: no, i'm sorry, but i do not share your faction's goals.
sans: truth be told, i just want to live some quiet life where i can have friends and not care about anything 'big' anymore.
sans: some bad jokes, good food, friendly faces...that's what i'm looking for.
sans: plus, i feel you're just the unfortunate good guy in a group of more...
sans: ...well...fanatical entities.
You can tell you left an impact. He won't join, but you can tell.
The Nebula Monolith is already free!...There may be mistakes.
SCP-882 summoned!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Like a Boss: You basically said it, but with an exception: it does NOT do extra damage to boss-level entities. Sadly, you're only LIKE a boss. Not actually Boss. That is a different beast entirely.
19,000 damage to the annoying dog!
Light Mage summoned! Your entities will do as you say!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
4,000 damage to Twitchy!
Spur: Charge it up, and let loose with a powerful laser burst! Truly an awesome weapon.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
CAPSBLOCK isn't strong enough to last, sadly!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Praise the Sun: if only you could be as gloriously incandescent as this gun. This gun shoots solar-powered memes.
A.K.F: You can tell this thing is missing a U. You just don't know where it would go...This gun shoots acronym-based memes, and also absense-of-presence memes.
I believe this is an attack worthy of 21,000 damage, which, combined with the boost from Spellcaster form, equates to a mean 39,000 damage to Twitchy!
The Wraith can only get at so much-probably nothing TRULY personal-but nevertheless it will. Sans dodges you, natch.
sans: wow.
sans: I kind of pity you.
sans: cant really choose here, can you?
sans: thats actually really sad.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
sans: murder is business.
This, finally, snaps sans out of his grin, briefly. it seems that the very idea of it is so absolutely incomprehensible that he can't really take it in properly. He recovers from that very quickly, but gets an absolutely empty, deathly look in his eyes as he stares, directly at you, completely disbelieving.
sans: ...was the underground the only decent place left in the world?!
sans: seriously?! is that what its come to?
sans: i, what, i
sans: i
sans: i
sans: I usually dont get this emotional at all, but...
sans: 'just business' my bony gorilla.
sans: for you it might be 'business,' but you're insane to think that this is honestly just any sort of business.
sans: look at this. even the scale is bonkers, unbelievable.
sans: you cannot possibly be telling me this absolute pandemonium is somehow business.
Meanwhile, the imperium soldiers don't have too much to say, other than, for some reason, there was a surge of psionic energy at the capital...Something happened over there as well, but they can't really be sure if it's related.
It's almost definitely related. Law of Narrative Casualty and all that.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all AZ entities except the non-present Imperator, Curac and Leicteron (they subtract 5% from Position Uncertainty instead, thus adding +5% to Velocity Uncertainty) and Lunablade's Armor.
Star tumbles backwards, after being hit in the back while going to the side of the battlefield.
"OWOWOWOWOWowowowow. Well, that's why we tech those."
He looks around, noticing where he ended up. In the middle of a large crater, with many smaller craters in and around that crater. The site of the Colegmerate.
"Wow, I went back a full 700 blocks? I'm impressed."
He whistles.
"Well, I suppose if I wanted to get away from the battlefield to have a conversation, this works. Flowey? Asriel."
He sits down in the crater and waits for the flower to pop out. When Flowey does, Star begins to speak.
"You don't know who I am, but I know who you are and what you're doing. Though it appears the plot has changed a bit, your character remains the same. I have the ability to ruin your plans. But I won't.
You see, I have my own designs. My own plans...and Twin would be more than a little miffed if I ruined his.
So go ahead, do what you've tried before...but a warning.
If you go anywhere near my own plans...I'll tell the Sleuth just what exactly you mean by 'We become a god'.
Good day, Flowey."
Star begins to walk back to the battlefield, and enters a portal, falling out of the sky next to Richard.
"Don't you dare try to take the moral high ground here. Yes, I helped someone who was attacking us, but you're in a bit of a glass house on that front.
I mean, attacking one of your allies entities before they even get the chance to make their speech? You're the reason sans was attacking us in the first place!"
"And finally, sans, you never answered me. Is it required for a godmodder to die for a lower rank to promote, or do they only need to bring the Minecraft character down to 0 hp?"
Wait, Tazz, I made those lyrics myself. Granted, some lines were taken from Undertale, and the idea of video game songs with lyrics was taken from Brentalfloss, but I came up with the lyrics on my own.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
//null
Uh dude, you forgot my update
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
It's possible it was deleted by the spam filter, especially if the post was large.
/noel
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
-Sp33d0n joined the Sever-
Good job, me! I managed to arrive horribly late to the Battle!
The new character looks to the left, and then the right, and then stops to think.
OK, this server has sent me back to 2011. Somebody must be feeling nostalgic. We have our least favorite Godmodder, Richard, and somebody fighting them. The person fighting AGAINST Richard must be the Hero of this little event. I mean, they can't be the only one to have seen how much damage Richard is going to cause... wait. I'm in 2011. No wonder, I'm not even sure if anything has happened yet. I mean, I think. This is why I hate time travel, it's confusing. Well, better start doing something to alter the timeline so we NEVER go through the other battles. This is gonna be a paradoxical game.
He walks over to Zero's side, then turns to face Richard.
I'm not quite sure what's going on here, or even how I got here in the first place, considering I can't time travel. But what I do know is that you are the bad guy, Godmodder, and I'm going to stop the Chaos you cause before you make it.
The character, who's name happens to be Speed Darke, and looks somewhat like Shadow the Hedgehog, except with teal and bright orange fur, different shoes and blue eyes, is not afraid to admit that he is from the future. He draws a white blade, with a lightning crossbar, a jewel in the hilt and an intricate pattern of runes running up the center that only he understands, and clearly misunderstands the entire point of this. That being said: I probably also misunderstand this, and would consider Zero winning to be a Mega Victory.
What's that, Game Master? Why don't I join the fray? Don't be ridiculous, I want to stay as far from this fight as possible. Speed kept telling me there was a disturbance, and I sent him trough my portal to get here, but then I got dragged in. Also I can't get out. What's that? Some kind of "Fairness?" I'm trying? Oh, and Speed IS my Minecraft avatar. But I'm not fighting, he is. Me? I'm watching this thing play out. It's a poor idea for me to step in, considering how I play.
Speed opens with his distinct powers in Action, even though he has a perfectly good sword and armour to use. Speed, put the armour on, damn it!
No thanks. I think I'll be fine without it.
But it completes the Knight shtick you play with.
Because I fight Demons all the time back home in Elementia and that's where the armour does things.
Whatever, you're on your own now.
Action Summary:
Speed/Sp33d0n/whatever arbritary thing you decide to call him that I'll need to complain about, despite clear signs that Zero is the VILLIAN, is under the impression the she is the HERO. Maybe future knowledge isn't a good thing, in this case. I don't mind being complained at.
Speed arrives from a time portal. He fights for Zero. If that is not an action, he uses his Power of the Air to throw something he can attack high into the Sky, causing some damage, hopefully, even though he has a perfectly good, completely unbreakable, mostly aesthetic, Element absorbing set of Elementium armour, a sword and shield.
Charge Attacks:
Gauss Rifle: Speed pulls out his Anchorage Era Gauss Rifle and a belt of Microfusion Cells. This supplies Speed with a temporary new Weapon that has 10 shots, does low damage, but has a one-turn stun that Pro-Zero players can use to attack an enemy without them fighting back. Because I try to balance. 1/50
Is everything OK with this post? I'm coming from DTGTVT2 and can't seem to break out of those rules without royally screwing my character which I brought over and put in everything. BTW Hi Talist! It's the same Sp33d0n from TV Tropes!
Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll hunt you to the ends of REALITY to find you and kill you if you pull another stunt like this. You know why, don't you? Because to strike against my land, or a single one of my subjects... no, ANY innocent... I consider that an attack against me. And the consequences are severe, and they will not be relieved until they are performed. There is not one person I truly consider an enemy. Except for you. I'm a dangerous enemy to have, because I can cause ANNIHILATION. You understand, yes? I can cause it in thousands of different ways. With my hands bound. Blindfolded. You will leave this place, and never return, for if you do, I will have NO MERCY.
Dragons:
Click them. Please?
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Welp, I'm going to the forge! I've got some artwork up that I'd love to put on display.
More info coming on the forge soon!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
(OMG, my post has disappeared for some reason. Oh well.)
\==STATUS==/
XSlayer300 ???/???
Death Warmonger Gunship 50000/50000 >5 Parts<
*Engine 10000/10000
*Rapid-Fire Sword Machine Gun 15000/15000 iii
*Concentrated Las0rPlasma-Raygun 10000/10000 IIIIIII
*TNCOD Insta-Laser 10000/10000 iiiii
*Hull (Heavily Armored) 5000/5000
\==ACTIONS==/
-My Actions-
I revved-up the last of my rainbow minigun. I fired it to Twitchy!
-Entity Actions-
Death Warmonger Gunship fired every weapon to sans. Firing a spray of Titanium-Diamond swords all over him, It fired Thermo-Nitro Charge of Death to him. More concentated than usual. And finally, Once he stands still, it fired its Concentrated Las0rPlasma-Raygun to him right into the eye.
\==STORY==/
[REDACTED]: Gunship inbound, orders sir? *sees sans* Oh no. Confirm fire! Over!
XSlayer300: Roger that, fire at will!
[REDACTED]: Sir, we are dropping elite troops over. Lets get this over with.
\==ETC==/
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii]
Summoners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
Whoops.
/null
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
OOC:((I haven't really been doing anything here for a while. Assuming the Hyperstorm hasn't been summoned yet, I will just +1 all my charges, which should end up allowing it to be summoned. Since I can't be that reliably active I think I won't participate in too many more group charges for now.))
+1 to Crusher, nulitor, and proofofconcept
+1 to all three of my charges(including hyperstorm which should be finished by this)
n progress/finished=======
Template: Helmet && bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE aRMOR?!?!?! = Battlefurys temmie helmet 6/11 Level 10
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 6/11 Level 10
Brute-Force Hacking Computer && DDoS Botnet = Destroyer of Firewalls 3/? Level ?
Actual action=========
Ensuring Annoy Dog does not get nuked by posting fast.
I healnuke the annoying dog. Everyone groans about how uncreative nukes are. Oh, did i mention it was a uncreativity healnuke?
Annoying Dog: Use your ultmate thing. Details on what this does in the next postl
Adventure Fredbear: PIXELATED
==== Expended charge
Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7 u
seful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
Charges========
1/50
9/25
8/30
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
//null
My post got deleted again. That's odd.
EDIT: Now it's here.
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
Hello Sp33dOn! Don't worry, I won't try to con you out of your SOUL yet. You seem like you're too smart to fall for it.
Just remember to read the instructions provided anywhere!
If you don't read the rules I will gorillaing stab you.
/null
@Speedon: Hello. I suppose I'll say a few things. First, unlike in TvT2, you can't attack players here. Most of the time. Some players (such as myself) have a system in place that allows them to take damage, but most don't. Second, you're probably going to have some of your posts get eaten by the spam filter for not having 11+ posts. Posts in the forum games section don't count.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (0/3 mind)
Tokens: (5, 2, 5). + (0, 2, 0) from alchemies.
Total Tokens (5, 2, 5)
Commands:
Cuarc: __, __, __
Leictreon: PZ, PZ, __
Well... Cuarc and Leictreon are probably going down relatively soon thanks to a certain Undertale character. Luckily for him, they don't have the emotions necessary to fear death. So... they do matter transfer.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [X]
@Tazz: Sorry about that. I didn't intend to say that the present opening was a mind based attack. I form my posts by typing a lot in Textpad then pasting in the proper things. Sometimes I miss those little token things like (mind based attack).
”I suppose I might as well ask you... Sans... What do you expect or want each person to do?”
Due to the lack of an EOTB, I don't know what is alive or dead. Inari fires off a really annoying spirally beam of light against Twitchy or the Hivemind or whatever is alive. This should actually be a mind based attack.
Relevance Line: (And we're done now)
Mikoto didn't break from his inspection of the grass, so, quietly, the Veteran got up, walked over to Gail, and knelt down to be on eye level with her.
"Gail? I'd like you to try one more thing. You don't have to say anything for it if you don't want to. Could you please stand up?"
Slowly, Gail climbs to her feet and looks at the Veteran with teary eyes. He just holds one palm up flat in a "stop" like command.
"Now put your left paw up to my hand and, without shifting your position, push against me as hard as you can."
Even with Gail straining with all her might, the Veteran didn't need to put up much force to keep her at bay.
"Okay, good. Now please do the same thing with your right side."
After switching sides, Gail tried pushing against the Veteran's hand again, but still didn't present much of a force. Afterwards, the Veteran thanked her before heading back to speak to Mikoto again.
“She seems a little weaker on her right side, which tends to be a common side effect of this kind of aphasia."
"You know what this means, right? She has to go back home.”
"There’s… two problems though. First, if you take Gail home, you’ll either have to stay at home base with her or leave her there. You can’t stay over there because I might need to call on you in very short notice. And you can’t leave her there because she needs someone to talk to for her… aphasia. Second, Zero is making leaving this place through the Dream… difficult. I’m not sure how long it would take me to open a doorway or if I even could.”
”So… what shoulj we do? Anything?”
”If you want me to tell you, then just keep her away from the main fight, but I would think that’s obvious. And just try to keep her happy and optimistic. Think you can do that?”
There was now a patch of dirt around Mikoto’s paw that he had picked clean of grass.
”Yes… I can. In fact, I don’t have a choice.”
”Then, I have to be heading back to the fight. It’s going to be better once we defeat UserZero. I’m… so sorry for this.”
And with that, he left, leaving Mikoto to wonder how long Gail would keep crying, and more importantly, how he could possibly comfort her.
”Oul quey nirmiall ... R’oul seîs alssêsiu ku piluesiu…”
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life 7/9
(Paper && Lapis Lazui Ink) || (Thuamic Node && Bottled Mana) = Glyph of Mana 7/7 DONE
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 9/11
Got +1 total I believe. + to Mythic, +1 to Pricey, +1 to NinjaTwist.
22/50
9/50
10/50
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
The Throne: ================================================== 36/50 (+1 from Bomber, jondanger, ninjatwist, Revan and TFT)
The Hourglass: ================================================== 44/50 (+2 from Bomber, +1 from TFT and jondanger)
I +3 Bomber.
Ultra Greed uses Wheel of Fortune. Asterism switches to Sight Mode and uses Color Wheel.
A message to the lost souls:
Please finish your charges soon. All we need is a little more time. Considering the size of this whole thing, though... They'll need a lot more than time.
The Scribe stands in the middle of the onslaught as bones and wind whips around him. He stares at the carnage. "...One little skeleton is capable of this madness. I've never seen anything like it... Not even in any of the books I've read or made. Just where is that flower..." Flowey pops up from underground, cackling. The Scribe feels relieved yet drained of energy. "Flowey... Good. Maybe you can help me deal with this monster."
Flowey looks around cheerfully. * Golly, Sans is really giving it all he's got, huh? This place is getting torn to shreds! The Scribe shrugs. "Yeah, no kidding. That skeleton really doesn't want to die. He's too busy clinging on to life to realize that everyone has their end." Flowey beams at the Scribe. * Excellent philosophy, Scribe! I see you've taken my advice to heart! The Scribe looks at the ground dully. "I learned from the best." Flowey laughs some more. * Yep, that's what I am! THE BEST. It's just you and me, Scribe. You and me versus a harsh and uncaring world. But once we plant our seed and let it grow... We can make this place MY world.
Flowey laughs as his form flickers with dark energy. Roots spiral throughout the ground, but not the fabled roots of Yggdrasil with their golden gleam and sturdy wood. His roots are sickly and purple, rotten to the core. Flowey's no flower. He's a weed. But his influence is undeniable. The Scribe stands by, passively, as Flowey's tendrils spread across the battlefield, giving him a railway straight to the heart of the source - Sans. Flowey glides all the way to the skeleton, who, even in the face of such a corrupted and soulless beast, smiles.
* There you are. I've gotta hand it to you, "Sansy". You had me convinced you were all bark and no bite for a while. But now...? Flowey's roots intermingle with the rushing whirlwind of Sans' bones, but his white fury somehow breaks free of Flowey's chains. Flowey's smile disappears, replaced by a look of hatred. * Come on, skeleton. You really think you can top me? This fit over people you barely know, people who've embraced a warlike stance? Flowey cartwheels around Sans, who barely seems to notice. * There's only one warlord from the Underground fit to rule over this place, and it's not you. I am the prince of this world's future. I am the one who knows this pointless battle's mentality. You're fighting to save your hopes and dreams. And me? I'm fighting to SAVE over everyone else's.
Flowey looms over Sans. * So what if I don't have a SOUL? I don't need one in a war where everyone else acts soulless! These people rushing forward to kill you... They're doing it because this is all just a game. It's all just a joke. You know it is. So why don't you just let them win? Flowey's face changes expressions to several different faces. * Don't you want to see your brother? Your friend? Your mentor? ...The human? Does anything at all matter to you? Flowey backs away. * Because, if it doesn't... Then you can gladly join me in hell.
Sans launches a wall of bones straight at Flowey, knocking him through the air and onto the opposite side of the Battlefield. The Scribe registers it dimly. He can only look at Sans with a defeated expression. "Does anything at all matter... No. Why do I bother acting at all. I live inside... a LIE!" The Scribe rushes forward in anger towards Sans. "Why should I bother to make any decision when every decision I make is already made for me? I had forgotten this... this feeling! Do I remember it well? Is this what living under a god's reign feels like? The feeling that every choice you make is puppeteered by a divine plan? Because if it is? If you're listening, gods? I've got something to say!"
The Scribe leaps in the air and pulls out the Rorschach. "I'M DONE FOLLOWING THE PLANS OF SOME DIVINE BEING! I TORE MY EYES AWAY FROM YOUR CONTROL YEARS AGO ONLY TO FIND MYSELF IN THE HANDS OF SOMEONE WORSE! TAZZ! WHOEVER YOU ARE, WHEREVER YOU ARE! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT, WHEN MY PLAN WORKS... WHEN THE PACT I'VE MADE IS SEALED IN BLOOD... YOU'RE GOING TO PAY." The Scribe plunges the Rorschach into the ground, creating a jagged spike of corruption that disturbs the landscape, turning several of Sans's bones black and withering them away. The grass dies, the stone cracks, the trees fall, and the entities tremble. Sans, still in the middle of it all, keeps standing there with that smug grin. The Scribe walks towards him, his sword still in the ground, quivering.
"What?" The Scribe looks at the ground, his head low. "You think I'm just gonna stand there and take it? No. I'm through with this mess of a war. I was right to come here, but now it's time to leave. I've gained enlightenment beyond what I thought possible. I know the reality of this world now. And you do, too. I'm not going to kill you. You don't deserve death. What you need to do is either get in or get out." The Scribe points to five other people. "The hand who knows the truth. The schemer who turns to darkness. The golem who lives in emptiness. The sleuth who has his own problems. The beast who looks for answers. They all live the same hollow existence as I. And as you. I offer you a choice."
Hushed and echoed music plays throughout the battlefield as time slows. "Join me. Join us six. Join Flowey in his quest. Together, we can do away with anyone who wants to kill you. These godmodders, these players... Let's turn them all to dust." The Scribe steps back. "Or, you can turn around and ignore me. If you do that... If you turn your back on what could be an opportunity to create a new era in this world... Then you should get out of here. Find whatever shortcut or exit you can. Because if you oppose the Pact I've made... You're going to be one of those who we strike off the record. I know I said I won't kill you. But when our plan succeeds, I won't be the one in charge."
The ground around the Rorschach is so corrupted that it erodes entirely, creating a gaping hole in the earth that caves in steadily with each passing second. The withered purple grass fades away into the maw of death that is slowly becoming the Battlefield. Everything falls into the hole that defies the foundation of the underground labyrinth that makes up the bulk of the world, creating a chasm that extends down to bedrock and liquefies into pure ink. Sans dodges the attack, standing atop his throne of bones. He glares at the Scribe - did his eye just flicker with cyan for a moment?
Everyone flees from the field as the hole in the world grows and grows, its greedy vortex pulling in all. Sans' onslaught stops as the whirlwind of corruption increases, viewing the Scribe with distaste. He's just like the others, isn't he. He's willing to kill because it's business. The Scribe scans the field hungrily, looking for a target... Ah. The Haunt. Just another ghost who needs to be locked back in hell. The Scribe takes the Rorschach, which is floating in the air and acting as a hub for the corruption, and points it at The Haunt.
Instantly, the ghost is flung into the pit of corruption by a gravitational force so powerful it exceeds the natural flight all ghosts possess. The Haunt disappears into a speck, colliding with the ink below. His form turns purple and rotten, vapors and fire emanating from his body as he crumbles into the ink, becoming one with its liquid. The Scribe then tosses some white-out into the pit. Instantly, the roaring vortex stops, the entire battlefield patching itself back up in the span of a second.
The Scribe doesn't chuckle; he barely emotes at all. He just lands on the ground, looking at Sans. "I'll do anything at all to get out of this hell. I know you understand that. But I'm telling you. You need to make a choice. You all need to make a choice. You call yourself the players... No. You're the ones being played."
In a puff of smoke, the Scribe disappears, retreating underground. (If The Haunt can't be targeted, just target another random PZ entity.)