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Quick question, Tazz: Should people who posted between your two Update posts recopy them below this one?
Eh, I'm just going to do so anyways:
The relation would be the Tarot cards with very similar effects, and the disembodied heart that is spawning Binding of Isaac bosses, and the Red Rings O' Death (made out of a laser and the Ludovico Technique, I should know. I guess I should have copyrighted that) plus the Lost Contact that were guarding Twitchy in the first place, and...you know what, let's just say that there were plenty of reasons for me to guess that and move on.
47/50 The being that is itself time (+1 Ire, +4 Tazz)
One of my summons demanded I get this for his big entrance. I think you guys can guess which one.
Sandstorm-Darude Version II Sandstorm-TM version: ? 1/??
Mooshroom II Mega Mushroom: Mega Mooshroom 1/??
What does it do? Well, it gives milk. And mushrooms.
(Of course sans would know about the rules that govern this world. Flowey probably knows some of them as well. I wonder which ending the two of them come from? Well, obviously not Genocide, they're alive after all.)
Well, I'm going to try something.
"Hey, Twitchy?"
"So, you've very much proven your worth. You've lasted about twice as long as the last gatekeeper in turns, and much more than that in days. You had less support in both HP and numbers than Barkley, and you were able to deal good damage in the meantime.
But let's be honest here, no boss is going to stick around forever. You're going down in the next turn or two...barring massive heals from Godmodder I'm-the-strongest-which-is-why-I'm-going-to-hide-behind-a-wall-like-a-coward.
Not only that, you weren't the original gatekeeper. You are a fusion of Skarmory and the Aurin Esper who was subsequently exposed to the Twitch Hivemind. This has given you some degree of sentience. So I must ask: How did you become gatekeeper? You dealt with the 2nd gatekeeper, and I doubt it automatically transfers gatekeepership to the gatekeeper's killer, since that would make Richard Hera's 1st gatekeeper. That would be awkward, to say the least. If there's a ritual of some sort involved, how fast was it? Considering we were keeping Hera occupied for the very little time there would have been between you killing the former gatekeeper and us arriving here.
If Hera was somehow able to deal with both at the same time, then I doubt the gatekeepership thing is very sturdy, she didn't have much time, after all.
Actually, it would be kind of funny if she never had it up at all, and we could have ran past you this entire time. Though I doubt that's the case."
I take the opportunity to check this by lazily tapping where the barrier would be. The following is only applicable if the wall is there.
"So, here's my offer, taking all the above into account: Why not leave? Why not remove the gatekeeper thingy?...not sure how exactly it functions...What keeps you here? What stake do you have in this fight?"
If she declines, I decide to take my second and final guess towards the FATE: The thing the entire Twitch Hivemind worships, just because they created their own religion:
LORD HELIX!
It's just a regular Omastar. BUT IT'S WORSHIPPED BY THOUSANDS!
20,000 HP
2000 damage per attack
1/4th chance for Twitchy's mind to be filled with thoughts of "HAIL HELIX" and either do nothing, or help out Lord Helix the Omastar in some way.
If the wall isn't there (despite that it has previously stopped attacks), here's my response.
"Impressive. Very impressive. Have you taken psychology or something, Hera? We expected it to work the same way, but it didn't. Well done.
No, I'm not being sarcastic. That was very well played."
I just stomp on Hera with a giant spiked boot.
Also, Azazel attacks Twitchy with the RROD again.
And Lord Helix the Omastar also attacks Twitchy with a Hydro Pump
EVERYONE! CHARGE!
Sandstorm-Darude Version II Sandstorm-TM version: Irritation (Level 4: 1/5)
Mooshroom II Mega Mushroom: Mega Mooshroom (Level 4: 1/5)
Lord Helix was alread////SO-PRO-TIP-FOR-THE-FUTURE-UZI-WILL-NOT-ACKNOWLEDGE-YOU-UNLESS-YOU-CALL-HER-UZI-OR-USERZERO-OR-SOMETHING-TO-THAT-EFFECT!-MAYBE-NOT-ACCURATE-BUT-SHE-SEEMS-TOTALLY-INTENT-ON-IGNORING-YOU!////y summoned back in DTG2! Plus, Twitch Plays Pokemon hasn't happened y////OH-YEAH-THE-GATEKEEPER-THING!-YOU-SEE-I-KIND-OF-JUST-VOLUNTEERED!-IT-DID-NOT-TAKE-TOO-LONG-GIVEN-THE-BARRIER-WAS-ALREADY-UP-JUST-DESIGNATING-WHO-IS-CONNECTED-TO-IT!////et! FATES are not always obvious. In this case, I'm just outright noping this one.
: 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 9,000 EMC into , 1,000 EMC into .
: 1,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring nothing.
: Condensing nothing. 49,000/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per turn from .
: Contains nothing. Not firing.
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (23/50) (+4 from GM)
Project M12-The Typographer (11/50) (+4 from GM)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (29/50) (+4 from GM)
+3 to Ire
Storypost
September 15, 2015
Dimension 風ℵЛ-710
A group of trained professionals gathers at the heart of Dimension 風ℵЛ-710. Present at this meeting are the Phonetician, the Logician, the Typographer, the VocaloP, the Speakonian, the Troll Scientist and the Speedcuber.
The Phonetician, who we now know as Rinon, and the VocaloP, whose name has not yet been revealed, are sitting next to each other, chatting in phonetic notations while the Troll Scientist is using magnets for faster acquiring of more magnets from the wallets of everyone nearby.
For ease of reading, all quirks have been disabled.
Rinon adjusts the schwa ornament hanging off her head. "So, did you hear? The new forum game has begun recently."
The Logician (Fennia) turns to face Rinon. "What?"
"Destroy the Godmodder 0rigins. As you know, one of our extradimensional associates is involved in this game."
Fennia turns to their leader, the REDACTED. "Is this true?"
The REDACTED replies with a "Yes."
The REDACTED turns to Rinon. "Call the Cobalt Shade Corporation now and ask to speak to the head... CEO... whatever. Just call Cobalt and tell him we're going to help."
"On it!"
Rinon pulls out her phone, opens an encrypted connection app and sends me a text.
September 15, 2015
Destroy the Godmodder Multiverse
Rinon's text gets through, flashing through my mind. I send one back: "Acknowledged. You may be summoned in the future."
October 12, 2015
Dimension 風ℵЛ-710
Rinon gets a text from me. "I'm beginning the process of summoning you now. Get to the dimensional door when I tell you. Gather your stuff."
Action
I write out a sigil on the ground.
The ambigram sigil allows me to manipulate the ground around Twitchy, allowing me to impale her body vertically with a spike going straight up. The spike retracts into the earth as the sigil fades.
Entity Action
Fennia will XOR the Baneblade and Lunai together to create the ?????ade, which is simply invisible if not for a black outline that appears to be that of the Baneblade.
Slight favor in the future: Please use fractional ratios when saying how long stuff goes in. The bigger the denominator the bigger the charge, with the cap being a 50-post charge. If you're confused on how to play...I'd recommend just lurking a bit and watching everyone in general-you'll get a sense of how to play.
I proceed to make a phone call to Adventure Fredbear in order to prank-call him. Then, I proceed to shoot at the Lil' Haunts with a gun that shoots rockets that split into more rockets that themselves ALSO split even more, before using a HUGE beam gun on all the PZs.
Adventure Fredbear doesn't have a phone on him! Plus, the Lil' Haunts are dead! Your beam does so little damage that it rounds down to 0!
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 40/50(+2 from proof +2 from crusher48 +1 from exos)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
I gate in the warforged from the dream of metal who near immediately wake
up from his forced dream of all the universe over billions of years(so
everything that happened is cancelled since he waked up but he remembers
of what I told him) but since speaking is a free action I tell him the
list of the attacks made against godmodder 447 who failed thus making
the one who did them avoid using those attacks and thus making them gain
the possibility to use other actions.
Then the op scale is
spinning infinitely fast because of the op stuff I tried to do and what I
did is countered but I use the op scale as a yoyo to attack luna.
april fools!!!!!!!!! basically that was a joke i didn't actually summon omega flowey (please don't ban me ) if your wondering why i did this in January is because i'm not going to post that day i didn't post on the 3rd do people saying "why is this guy posting 2 days later?" (oh yea i don't post or read a thread a day then i read and post on the thread so.. yea that is why i don't always post why i didn't post on February 29th is because off the reason i can't post on the 3rd except it's because people wonder why i'm posting 2 days before April fools i couldn't have done it in February because people will wonder why i'm doing it a month before but nobody cares about 2 months before ok now that i have got that out the way i will not be posting for 3 days due to family stuff so you will see me on Tuesday no skeleton pun because this me talking not my character
I REALLY doubt this is an April Fools Joke and more you trying to cover your hindquarters, though I don't feel banning you for it whether I'm right or not is appropriate as long as this doesn't develop into a pattern.
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 2/11 Level 10
D20X3 & D10 = D15x3 4/5 Level 4
Actual action=========
Rip my formatting.
I instantly decide to deal with the small dog before someone carelessly nukes it with a AOE attack. I place it in a bedrock cage with Unbreaking X, and by cage i mean massive palace were it can live it's life in luxury while being constantly healed by regen magicks.
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Entity's:==================
Awaiting EOTB.
Charges========
10/20 (4+ from tazz, 3+ from engie, assumed 3+ from userzero
4/10
3/50
3+ to Engie
Because everyone basically agrees with this idea, UserZero decides to buff up the Small Dog, buff the Unbreaking enchantment, and then bury it at Bedrock Level for good measure.
I think I already gave a Level for the temmie helmet, but here: Helmet && bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE aRMOR?!?!?! = bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE hELMET?!?!?! (Level 10: 1/11)
D-Force Kidd's Top Hat && Bladed Boomerang && Shortener = Secret Agent's Bowler Hat 6/6 Done.
Thai Milk Tea && Lucky Charms && Hot Cocoa && Artificial Sweetener && Gun = Blaster of Bitterness and Saltiness 2/7
Laptop && Old R Armor Helmet && Polish = Helmet of Data 1/???
Flamethrower && Flak Rounds = Flakthrower 1/???
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
Lance 43/50 (+2 from Toast)
OH YES! 7/30
Winchester Rotomo 7/30
(All +4 from TNT Boy)
Feyd and his army (If it's alive) attack the Low Knife Clusters, while the Newb King attacks the Medium Knife Clusters.
I shoot the Low Knife Clusters with Deus Noctem.
Spambow 2000: A bow that is basically the old Minecraft bow on steroids, with the one downside that the arrows basically stop right in front of you. In other words, its like a minigun crossed with a shotgun; whatever's in front of you will die, and whatever's ten feet away from you will not.
Secret Agent's Bowler Hat: Stay Classy with this gadget-filled hat, including trinkets such as small lasers, a razor edge for close-quarters combat and a built-in phone!
Laptop && Old R Armor Helmet && Polish = Helmet of Data (Level 4: 1/5)
I test Twitchy's resistance to miniature suns by shooting the Solar Flare at it multiple times.
And again...: 42/50
Marvel of Machinery: 11/50
spacesheep some loser: 4/25
Solar Flare && Solar Panel II Flamethrower = Sunbringer (7/8)
Broken Nemesis && Repair Kit = Nemesis (2/4)
Broken Spur && Repair Kit = Spur (2/5)
some rp stuff no one cares about
A fair distance away from the battlefield, there's an RV, with a man sitting in the front seat with a radio, a slightly cracked pair of binoculars, and a notepad. He doesn't have a pencil anywhere in the RV. Anyways, he picks up the binoculars and begins observing the battlefield. He puts the binoculars down and picks up the radio.
Mystery Man: Informer to Alpha Base, Informer to Alpha Base. This is Informer to Alpha Base.
Alpha Base: Alpha Base to Informer, you have been received.
Informer: Alright, good. So, I assume you want me to tell you what I've seen here on this "battlefield", as you call it?
Alpha Base: Affirmative.
Informer: Well, I've seen some of the craziest stuff I've ever seen in my entire life. There's this big money guy, a messed up Skarmory from Pokemon, a dog, another dog, yet another dog, some ghosts, Gordon Ramsey, a Christmas tree, a monolith, and some other stuff.
Alpha Base: Well, it seems this "Battlefield" is a place where beings from all over the omniverse come together and fight some war. Perhaps you could go in for a further inspection.
Informer: Oh heck no, do you think I'm going near all that, well, STUFF? Also, why is all this happening on a Minecraft server of all places?
Alpha Base: Yes, in fact. You will have around, let's say, 21 turns to prepare. After that, you will have to go in for a closer look. And to answer your second question, I have no clue.
Informer: Ugh, fine. Bye.
-CALL ENDED-
The Hivemind's resistance proves rather minimal! 5,000 damage to the Hivemind!
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
Leaping off a cliff, John takes fear no anvil hurls it to the ground below him. It creates a torrent of light surrounding Twitchy. "THIS IS FOR-"
John quickly teleports away right before he hits the ground.
The light dissipates and restores Twitchy's health
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
48/50 The being that is itself time
41/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods
27/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
+3 Ire
Formula 1 Car && Turbo Booster: Blue Falcon 4/5
One of my summons demanded I get this for his big entrance. I think you guys can guess which one.
Sandstorm-Darude Version II Sandstorm-TM version: ? 2/??
Mooshroom II Mega Mushroom: Mega Mooshroom 2/??
What does it do? Well, it gives milk. And mushrooms.
The following is only applicable if Twitchy does not take my offer to leave in peace and let us remove the gatekeeper seal/whatever it is
"Did you join Battlefury in leaving the GS side to become an AZ?
If not, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?"
I decide to do what Richard often did, and switch heals to damage. I create a portal that takes all the healing light. Another portal opens right below the first portal, pouring out light that burns Twitchy down to the bone.
(You know, taking the time travel into account, it's possible that doing such would influence him into making that part of his playbook.
Crud, and a number of people also referenced giving free dental to entities in order to bribe them. DTG1 players, I'm sorry in advance.)
I flip through the EnΨclopedia, searching for information on SOULs. I then contemplate whether Psi would even have any information about monsters and souls, coming to the conclusion that even though it would be technically possible for Psi to know about them, there wouldn't really be any incentive or practical means for him to do so, even taking account the ability to know anything he wanted; since there wouldn't be any reason for him to know about Undertale, Mt. Ebott, and the like. I then open up the Chronopedia, and look up SOULs there since I plagiarize so much I might as well start stealing from myself.
SOULs
To properly cover the subject of SOULs in this context (Undertale and however the heck SOUL power works), I'm just going to cover what the game itself says first, more or less. Humans are unbelievably strong. It would take the SOUL of nearly every monster just to equal the power of a single human SOUL. However, the strength of their SOUL allows it to persist after death, unlike those of monsters. If a monster were to defeat a human, they could absorb their SOUL, becoming a horrible beast with unfathomable power. This power is more or less uncounterable, since monster SOULs disappear on death and taking them in their life is impractical. The sole exception is Boss Monsters, whose SOULs persist for a short duration after death. Human SOULs persist after death due to their DETERMINATION, a word which honestly is being overused right now, so let's just shorten that to DT. If injected into monsters, it eventually destabilises them into weird goopy amalgamates, which are functionably invincible(except to the Real Knife, but that's kind of eh.) Undyne keeps herself going with her own DT somehow, but in the end she stops being determined enough to live and turns to dust. She does start getting goopy, which gives a nice timeframe, I suppose. DT gives someone "the will to keep living" and "the resolve to change fate", which basically manifests as yellow starlike SAVE points. Things are weird. Flowey has DT, but apparently doesn't have a SOUL anymore, is able to take both human and monster SOULs for some reason, and has less than a human does, which makes sense.
I suppose what you're really looking for is an answer to A. whether your SOUL is powerful enough in this context to count as human, and B. whether you can make your soul strong enough to count in the event that it doesn't. I'd think that as a player in this game, you definitely have enough power in your SOUL, but if you want to make sure, go kill off one of those players over there just to make sure.
...That certainly was a lot of stuff I just typed up. Shame so much of it was fluff. I take out a model Gaster Blaster and smack Twitchy in the face with it.
I volley a basketball towards a nearby brick wall. The ball ricochets off the wall, onto the ground and launches back toward me. I punch it, and the ball follows a similar pattern, bouncing off the wall and back to me. Every cycle begins faster, until both the ball and my hand movements are a blur. With a huge spike, I send the ball crashing through the wall, brick and mortar spraying through the air. The ball flies into the air.
I then strap several grenades and a few mirrors to the Barabsol Bomb, and tie a bunch of balloons around the whole pile. I launch it into the air, so that it slowly floats slight above the Hivemind.
"And … 3 …. 2 ... "
The basketball falls back to earth, ripping through the bomb package and into the Hivemind. The package then explodes, several times, launching flaming shards of mirror glass through the Hivemind.
Something Big: 50/50 (+3 from battlefury13, +1 from UserZero, +2 from latedop)
Something Big: 50/50 (+3 from battlefury13, +1 from UserZero, +1 from latedop, +1 from consumerofall)
Something Big: 50/50 (+3 from battlefury13, +1 from UserZero, +1 from latedop)
+3 to battlefury13
A segment of ground in the PZ portion of the battlefield ignites, the fire spreading out and around a small area as a humanoid shape begins to form inside... Strangely, on the back of the humanoid shape, a yellow-coloured battery immediately appears. Power begins to radiate from the burning turf, the land beneath it being visibly scarred a dark blue colour. Those beings who get too close to the flames, regardless of alignment and power level, do so at their own risk. Especially since, judging by the severity of the damage dealt to the landscape, those flames could easily do something like burning away their maximum health too... The land begins to crack beneath the summon, extending all the way past the stone layers and deep down into bedrock, then a little bit past that too, lightning bolts arcing out of the segment of ruined ground and blasting apart other bits of land! Despite humanoid appearance, this being can't possibly be human!
Walker glances at the segment of ground. He seems to be contemplating getting the hell away from the flames... and promptly does so, wisely deciding not to chance his luck. He also turns and slaps a stack of Fortification onto The Hivemind, not wanting to chance them accidentally drawing too close to the fire and burning to death in it.
[RP AND ATTACKS] ConsumerOfAll: I warned you. ConsumerOfAll: All you had to do was walk away. ConsumerOfAll: But no, now you're going to have a bad time. ConsumerOfAll: Just wait a couple of days.
I open a free tab on my computer, do a quick search for any Twitch Plays Minecraft or Twitch Plays Destroy the Godmodder streams, then go on to the official Twitch Plays Pokemon stream. I then enter commands into it so that the HIVEMIND can dodge the next few enemy attacks, as it can revive Twitchy, contributing to AZ / GS having a bad time.
[HOMURA ACTION]
This battlefield is worse then a Witch's barrier.
The Clara Dolls? suppress any attempt of sans to dodge an attack when he appears.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] The 0riginal Megalovania 14/50 (+3 from Best Godmodder, +4 from Tazz) ================================================== Homulilly 33/40 (+3 from Best Godmodder, +4 from Tazz) ======================================== Number 15 19/40 (+3 from Best Godmodder, +4 from Tazz) ======================================== Coin Launcher || ESP Railgun == only my railgun (6/9) =========
userzero == ???
userZERO == ???
USERzero == ???
+2 to Walker/engie_ninja, +1 to TT2000
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] (Sans and Twitchy, at the same time? Doesn't seem like that much of a sweep, but that's probably because I'm PZ.
Well, Players have returned. It seems like you took engie_ninja's tip on escalating in another direction.)
[INVENTORY]
Coin Launcher, ESP Railgun
They'll certainly try, but I doubt success. Your attempts to make the HIVEMIND evasive for the next few attacks, however, do!
There's no Codex attachment to the Alchemiter! You can't input codes!
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives ???
Then I try another alchemy: School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives ???
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
I then try to use the curse of repetitiveness by summoning 21534741362574^436457 entities similar to flowey thus making that all further flowey stuff will be even weaker.
You somehow fail, instead summoning a singular entity consisting of 21534741362574^436457 Flowey Expies. Horde of Flowey Expies summoned! being expies of the freaking flower of omnicide, they're Hostile!
Suddenly, Userzero realizes that a previously unknown connection is trying to log onto the server! Since I'm on the PZ team, she'll let it through, right? Let's all assume yes...
Suddenly, someone new arrives! I scoured server after server for this guy... every ultra-hardcore server, every factions server... but finally, I have found him. You'd expect him to be a popular youtuber, but nope, he's just a random guy. He is...
The World's Best Minecraft Player:
HP: 20/20
Defenses: EXTREME, due to having the best armor possible and extreme skills. Can and will drink healing potions when below half HP.
Attacks: On any given end-of-turn battle, he performs a very powerful attack. However, that's not all he can do! I can also take control of him on my attacks, and essentially use him as an alchemy, buffing my attack. Also, since he's so incredibly skilled and versatile, he's good at bypassing things like shields, inflicting status effects, and other special things.
Hot diggity Dog! The World's Best Minecraft Player summoned!...What did I just say!?
==Alchemies/Charges==
Ante Up 50/50! (+4 from Tazz.)
Charge #3: 12/30 (+4 from Tazz.)
Charge #4: 10/40 (+4 from Tazz.)
Entity I: 1/50
+3 to Bomber.
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 9/11
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 9/11
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 8/11
==Action==
50/50 expended! Ante_Matter.lvl loaded.
>EXECUTE!
Crystal tears open a portal to a dark and shadowy realm. Wasps flood out of the portal and surround Crystal, gathering in a swarm which looks ready to collect… something.
Ok, as you can probably guess, this is another leveling system. I’ll cut the flavor text and get straight to the point - for every point of damage I do, one thaum of ante matter, this leveling system’s equivalent of XP, is accrued. With enough AM, I level up - the amount of Ante Matter I have is then decreased back to zero. The leveling requirements follow.
Leveling in itself doesn’t give armor, HP, or anything of that sort. Instead, it grants new abilities. Each bracketed letter pair denotes an ability gained, with the last level granting the ultimate ability of this leveling system. Of course, these abilities have appropriate costs. The two out-of-place bracketed words denote the levels at which increases in their respective qualities may begin to be purchased.
The abilities will be elaborated upon more once I reach the levels that grant the first of their number; that is, 5, 10, 15, 20, and 25.
An additional note: If multiple players acquire this leveling system, for whatever reason, ante matter may then be traded among them.
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [X]
Crystal revels in the new power, before deciding to kill Twitchy with it. He takes out the two elemental weapons he’s acquired so far, the Disc of Deepest Depths and Cup of Coldest Seas, before remembering that Twitchy is part Skarmory. He puts the weapons away and searches Skarmory up online, momentarily bemoaning his lack of the Blade of Hottest Flame before taking out the Flowmetal Wand and deciding to settle for lightning and fire. After all, Skarmory is weak to electric- and fire-type attacks. He taps into the power of the Pokemon world, casting Eruption as a gigantic plume of lava and fire erupts out of the earth beneath Twitchy. Fire is hopefully super effective! He then casts a Thunderbolt onto Twitchy, dealing electric damage. A barrage of Pokémon electric- and fire-type attacks follow, before Crystal deals a final blow by calling up a Fusion Flare and Fusion Bolt, two abilities that massively amplify each other when used, and directing them directly onto Twitchy in a massive flare of electricity and fire.
==Entities==
TBA
==Responses/RP==
N/A for now.
Focused 46,000 damage to Twitchy!
You become vulnerable! Crystal returns to the field!
I flare-jump with the Solar Flare, and pull out the "Sun Powered Annihilator Ray". I shoot the Solar Flare into it around 3,000 times, and then fire a ray of pure sun energy at Twitchy. I then pull out the Dimmer Ray, a gun which its damage scales compared to how much sun the target entity has recently gotten, and fire it at Twitchy. I then land on the ground and smash Twitchy's face in with an umbrella.
And again...: 43/50
Marvel of Machinery: 12/50
spacesheep some loser: 5/25
Solar Flare && Solar Panel II Flamethrower = Sunbringer (8/8) complete!
I look at the larger group of Gravestones it is annoying me for the while...
I use my Telekinesis Powers to take a Gravestone from a group then I use a hammer to chip it to make it says The Chief is Dead then I put mini stone eaters and I kick the Gravestone into orbit. (Said Gravestones are stupid obstacles so who cares.)
Character/Ally RP
If CobaltShade didnt mix up the entities (Lunai and the Baneblade) or Tazz nulled CobaltShade's Post this thing will not make sense
After I saw Lunai being modified in the Cobalt Shade Corporation and W32Coravint Industries, (Probably due do Fennia that one of the creations by Cobalt Shade) as a result, she is a mix of herself and the Baneblade combined into a cyborg dragon with loads of nasty modifications + the body of the Baneblade makes up her armour covering 75%+ of her entire body... (expect the tail tip, the paw pads and the sensitive areas) When I saw her body, I saw the message saying, it has the message of Made by the Cobalt Shade Corporation and W32Coravint Industries.
Lunai?: WHAT HAPPENED?
Me: Why are you a permanent PHD emblem?
However Lunai? looks at me with the beam/healing cannons
Lunai?: I HAVE PASSED THE PHD EXAM WHILE I WAS MODIFIED, I AM HERE TO HEAL EVERY LIVING BEING AS I CAN.
I saw the name that is named ?????ade
?????ade: WHAT? I HAVE BEEN MODIFIED MY NAME DUE TO THAT.
So, your name is now Lunabade!
Lunabade: OOH~ THANK YOU~! NOW, I WILL HELP MY BROTHER.
Sans is coming in 1 more turn!
Lunai is now called as Lunebade if Cobaltshade has made the post or if Tazz isnt nulled Cobalt's post
Ebbotine h0I! 30/30! +4 from Tazz (h0I! i'm EBBOTINE TEMMIE!!!!)
The Ebbotine statue of Temmie begins to move and says
h0I! i'm EBBOTINE TEMMIE!!!!
Ebbotine Temmie [AZ]
HP 120,000
ATK/Heal Power 12,000
sKEELZ:
tem ROKY STRECH: The Ebbotine Temmie stretch it's legs at the enemy punching it or wrapping at the enemy for 40,000 damage and has a cooldown of 3 turns
tem ROKY FLAKES: The Ebbotine Temmie sends it's Ebbotine Tem Flakes at the Ally for 60,000 HP and has a cooldown of 5 turns
SMALLER tem COPIEZ The Ebbotine Temmie generates 2 smaller Ebbotine Temmies which has a quarter health than the main Ebbotine Temmie Each Mini Ebbotine Temmie has 30,000 HP and 3,000 Attack/Heal Power and do not have skills
BLESSING OF tEMBO: The Ebbotine Temmie prays for King Tembo and the soul of it's king appears blessing it's power doubling the damage and giving 20% chance of miss when getting attacked by enemies for 2 turns but has a cooldown of 10 turns
Heal/Support based Ally 43/50 +4 from Tazz
Coarsebot? 15/40 +4 from Tazz
New Collab Summon! THE GREAT PAPYRUS or something 1/50 (Wont start unless 2 buddies joined for a collab summon.)
Alchemy Creation:
Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss 8/11
Red Paint && Rocket Launcher && Giant Pistol = Red Dead Retribution 6/8 (Part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree (The REKT Cannon is Level 25++ (If I had to make the [REDACTED]))
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Not started yet,
Allies Action:
Sir Shield uses Reinforce Shield on himself.
Lunai/Lunabade fires the healing cannons (or uses the C-CIT grade Moon Candy (which she loves the healing treats)) on Sir Shield.
The Ebbotine Temmie gives Sir Shield some tEM REINFORCEMENTZ (Tem Reinforcements) which are made of rocks
+1 Talist +2 Twinbuilder
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Dark
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits) (I am saving these until Walker summons the big thing or another Big Boss/Gatekeeper appeared.)
Potion of Dire Nectar: 1x (Used on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits)
Materials:
Broken Temmie Crown (h0I!)
Essence of Sp00p (Used for Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 15+ (+ is i want to make the Plusinator Crystal via the 50 post Charge.)))
15,000 damage to a Tombstone! The ?????Ade will now be the Lunablade! Ebbotine Temmie summoned! They'll do as you say.
The Symphony: =================================================== 50/50
The Throne: ================================================== 28/50 (+4 from Tazz, +3 from generic, +2 from crystal and Pricey, +1 from MZ, TFT, and Bomber) The Hourglass: ================================================== 33/50 (+6 from generic, +4 from crystal, Tazz, and Pricey, +2 from Bomber, +1 from MZ and TFT)
I +3 MZ. Ultra Greed uses Cash Shower.
-I HOPE THAT THIS PSEUDO WALL-O-TEXT DIDN'T HIDE AN ATTACK OR SOMETHING. REST ASSURED I READ IT.-
"We become A god." VERY interesting phrasing there, and odder still, I get the sense that it's correct.
Hezetor begins to telekinetically reassemble his body, firstly closing the wounds and then starting to properly rearrange the damage of his body by re-assembling damaged organs, to ensure an immediate effect a wave of positive energy directly from positive energy plan invests his body increasing its capacity for natural regeneration and treating him instantly from his more severe injuries.
+3 to Pit [AZ]
the Glory 49/50
Spadaccino 38/50 +4 from Tazz
...... 25/50 +4 form Tazz
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 7/9)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) (Level 8: 6/9)
Analyse glove of the moon.
I'll re-do the babel breaker description: does not grant omniscience, sadly, shaped as an hexagon as all the rooms in the Library, this device allows the user to look for information by searching a certain sequence of words or by exploring the Library. The books of the Library contains 26 letters, comma, space and period, the utility of the matrice limitativa allows to eliminate the randomness in the books.
+3 HP to yourself!
glove of the Moon: A black wool glove with a silver emblem of the moon, meant to be worn on the right hand. Holds minor power over the moon.
Ante Up!: 10/50 ================================================== (+1 from Crystal, +4 from Tazz)
Scourge of the Beast: 25/50 ================================================== (+1 from Crystal, +4 from Tazz, +1 from Richard)
The Executioner: 25/50 ================================================== (+1 from Crystal, +4 from Tazz, +1 from Richard)
+3 to Generic
((An attack repeat, with Tazz's permission.))
Bomber marks The Haunt for death with his Soul Repository.
He then conjured a small, black orb that floated in the palm of his hand. Purple energy lined the horizon of the sphere, crackling across its surface. The sphere itself twitched erratically, seeming quite unstable. Bomber gazed into the small orb. "From this tiny seed shall bloom a great nightmare." Turning to face the The Haunt, he released the orb from his hand. The orb flew onto its head, rapidly growing in size. It completely enveloped its head, forming a shifting, gelatinous orb. Collapsing to the ground, it fell into a deep sleep. Unfortunately for it, this would not be a peaceful rest. No, it would find itself endlessly tormented. The orb tapped into its deepest, darkest fears. The orb grew more energized as the process continued. Thrashing in its sleep, the The Haunt suddenly began to wither.
Suddenly, the orb disjointed from its head, landing on the ground nearby. It was in a comatose state, unable to be woken up. The pitch-black mass on the ground began to shift more wildly, changing shape and growing in size. Two clawed hands burst out of the front of the orb, while the opposite end became several tentacles that dragged on the ground. Spines grew out of the back of the blob, while a jagged maw with spear-like teeth formed at the front. The mass appeared to adopt a more solid form, becoming hues of dark pink and blue rather than black. The orb has, essentially, turned into a terrifying monster that was able to become a physical manifestation using the The Haunt's own fears as a source of power.
The large fiend rushed toward the unconscious Haunt, who was rendered entirely vulnerable to attack in this state. It began to claw at it violently. It didn't even react beyond a contorted face. The monstrous creature took another great swipe at The Haunt, turning its limp, spherical body to the side forcefully. Wisps of smoke curled off of the monster's back. It didn't seem to be able to hold its physical manifestation for much longer. Before it faded away entirely, it shifted some of its mass into its right claw, causing it to grow larger and sharper. The nightmare monster took a final great swipe at The Haunt, permanently marking it with purple claw lines. Unable to maintain its form any longer, the beast dissipated into smoke, departing with an ominous cackling.
The Baneblade has its main gun clogged! The crew, deciding that this is a problem that needs to be attended to immediately, sends the Adept of the Mechanicus out to quickly unclog the main cannon. Undergoing an important maintenance ritual to appease the Machine Spirit within the Baneblade, the Adept of the Mechanicus (hopefully) successfully cleans the main cannon.
Bomber senses impending doom for the crew and decides that now would be the best time to finally have a chat with them, considering they were trying to flag him over a while ago.
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (Level 8: 7/9)
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 5/11)
The Haunt gets marked! 20,000 damage to the Haunt!
You converse with the (now former) crew of the Baneblade (who's adeptus managed to unclog the cannon, if only because it was getting XOR'd anyways), confirming the death of their great strategist. They converse amongst themselves, hesitant to ask what they are currently aware of as, well, a Xeno, and finally, after what felt like a very heated discussion, the Medic asks what are they going to do about the Eye of Terror exploding?
You also learn that they had discovered various explosives upon the ship, wireless in nature of unkonwn make. They hadn't gone off due to the aformentioned explosion and-wait, did they actually say the Eye of Terror freaking exploded?!
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (1/10)
The opposite of a weapon that turns it's bearer into a Hero, this should be fun. This could be be the catalyst I'm looking for.
Action:
MZ: ...It's raining.
MZ: but these slightly salty droplets.
MZ: These are tears.
MZ: ...Heh-
MZ: Just like home...
MZ: -Heh-heh-
MZ: Heh-heh-heh-
I raise my hand over my head, gathering the rain the Clara Dolls so nicely created for me into a massive sphere. Once I've gathered as much as I can, I begin converting it's Grief into Lacrima, using the Psionic Hyena Pin as an amplifier to focus the emotional energy. Then I insert a Saber card into Heavy Class Commandment, revealing a form I'd been saving for a special occasion like this. The blade turns silver, with lines of gold running down it's length, and begins to shine with golden light.
MZ: Sing for me, scream for me, howl for me!
MZ:And vanish entirely!
Then The ball of Lacrima charged rain wraps around the sword in the shape of a much larger blade. In a single, glorious slash, a beam of tears, despair, light and dark flies towards the HIVEMIND.
Entity orders:
The Wraith wanders off to investigate Adventure Fredbear, proving that they have absolutely no sense of self-preservation in their quest for knowledge.
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
Oh, I suppose I should explain the orders, for whoever it is that's been receiving these messages.
The knightly orders are all as old as the City, certainly older than the City's imprisonment in the Dark World, that's why they're all named for animals that aren't found inside anymore. They're the ones who keep everything running at all,
The Order of the Parrot deals in education and ceremony, they mostly work to keep things running the way they always have. The Order of the Beaver works in construction, they have some of the best alchemists working for them. The Order of the Pelican is a loose gathering of craftsmen; bankers, dentists, mechanics, things like that. The Order of the Tortoise is in charge of keeping history, for the most part, this means libraries and museums, but they also keep vaults of ancient magic that can't be duplicated with modern equipment. The Order of the Spotted Hyena, my own order, contains military, law enforcement, and those who defend outposts on Earth. The Order of the Otter gathers food within the City, keeping up a steady supply of fish, seaweed, salt, and water. Not much else is available without traveling outside. The Order of the Ghost Owl is... Secretive to citizens not of the orders. That's probably to be expected considering they consist of clowns, spies, and assassins. The Order of the Vulture handles taxes, they're also extremely powerful and dangerous, and have the heaviest presence on Earth of any order. The City just wouldn't exist without them. The Order of the Racoon, that's where the wraith who's been helping me out is from, handles scouting on earth, and investigating anything abnormal that occurs within the City. They're unpopular. Last up is the Order of the Peacock are entertainers, and nearly nonexistant. A City in mourning like Alhambra has little use for them in the foreseeable future.
ConsumerOfAll Centric RP Chunk
MZ: Before we start.
MZ: How are we going to keep our godmodders from getting in the way?.
TwinBuilder Centric RP Chunk
MZ: So you have a plan to become more powerful?
MZ: I could help with that.
MZ: I'll even ignore that you said it was a plan where we become a god.
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (6/11)
Charges:
Project Fenris 38/50 (+4 from Tazz, +3 from Twin): A voice whispers "Once, there was a maiden..."
Can You Spare... A Heart? 13/50 (+4 from Tazz): Not that I'd get to show off for more than a moment or two, if I went through with it.
Twoscore Mirror Gaze 13/25 (+4 from Tazz): ...How did I not notice that sound? Was I really that distracted by everything else? Oh, well, I can fix that easily.
Boosts:
+3 for Crystal
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade: Throw this cute plush at someone, and it will become AWESOME by healing them up with a powerful burst of life Majjyks! Or an equivalent. Sadly, cannot raise the dead and cannot fix brain damage-though it can revive a lot.
You don't get rid of the Tears, BUT you do manage to do 22,000 damage to Twitchy!
Blazing Pyrotheum Magmatic Florb > Fine = ??? (1/?)
1Contains one bucket of blazing pyrotheum, a fluid that is about three times hotter than lava relative to absolute zero.
Module Action
I place the Arrow of the Primal into the Energy Condenser's condense slot.
I then pull out my 15x15x5 cm block of modules and levy its rapid fire minigun dispensing technologies combined with the power of the Arrow of the Primal's 151 condensed duplicates at the Hivemind. I fire 50 of them before stopping, the barrage lasting only one second.
Module Descriptions
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 6,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring nothing.
- - : Condensing Arrows of the Primal (132 EMC, max 20,000 EMC used per post, 151 generated, 19,932 EMC used). 34,068/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from . Transferring items into .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal. Receiving items from . Receiving 1,508 EU per post from . Firing 50 Arrows of the Primal this post.
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 81,920/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to . Transferring 1,508 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
Sector Director Artificite answered the call coming from Dimension 風ℵЛ-710.
"Sector Director Artificite, D221 speaking."
"This is the head of the 風ℵЛ-710 Committee. We require your assistance."
Sector Director Artificite was a good friend of the 風ℵЛ-710 Committee. It came as no surprise to his subordinates that the 214 newly commissioned custom humans were placed at top priority.
Bioaugmentor Mitsuki was an expert with imparting anomalies to normal humans and was tasked with the creation of number 66, the NetHacker. The body was already defined, and the infinite lifespan augment was already implanted. Activation would come later, Mitsuki thought to herself.
As she wondered why they would request a humanoid made for an old game originating from a fairly obscure universe to both parties involved, she realized that the game allowed the wielding of intense power. Mitsuki had heard from her colleagues that they were also developing one based on phonetics and another based on fallacious scientific "tricks" peppered with trollfaces. If they were making those, then a NetHack player would be perfectly normal.
Mitsuki went back to recording the strands of DNA bootstrap code required to activate the anomalies.
The Hivemind dodges thanks to ConsumerOfAll's shenanigans earlier! Woe be you!
IDK, how to play this game tho. I'm a bit of a newbie to this. lol.
//null
My advice: Just toss random, creative attacks at random PZ entities and watch the fireworks. That's your best bet. I think you'll pick up on what to do over time if nothing else.
Thai Milk Tea && Lucky Charms && Hot Cocoa && Artificial Sweetener && Gun = Blaster of Bitterness and Saltiness 3/7
Laptop && Old R Armor Helmet && Polish = Helmet of Data 2/???
Flamethrower && Flak Rounds = Flakthrower 2/???
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
Lance 44/50
OH YES! 8/30
Winchester Rotomo 8/30 crimeCrusher[CC} and anonymousCatgirl began pestering ultimataCommander___CC: Hello, Redstone.CC: It's been a while.UC: Hi, Joey. Hi, Sarah.UC: I see you changed you name.UC: I like it.AC: Well, it stopped accepting letters that weren't A,C,G,T, or U.AC: It sucks.AC: Now my handle is no longer yandereSister. D:UC: Honestly, I like your new name better.AC: Thanks! .3.CC: So, we've been watching the war.CC: It looks rough.CC: So, I have a request.UC: Go ahead, request away.CC: Could we be... uhh...CC: be summoned into the war in any way?UC: Sadly, no.UC: But I can summon you guys from the past.UC: I think I know the perfect candidate. ;3CC: Well, bye, then.crimeCrusher and anonymousCatgirl have ceased pestering UltimataCommander.
After this pester log, I attack the High Knife Clusters by using the SpamBow2000.
3,000 damage to a High Knife Cluster! You feel yourself weakening...No, not weakening. You feel the curse of repetetiveness surround you, nullifying your strength...
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10
Sodarayg (Level 10)
| Action |
An old ship pulls into port...
The Dead Pool [AG] 100'000/100'000hp; Average attack 20% dodge from the Oceanic Platform.
Cannons: Deals bonus damage against groups. Damage can be split among multiple entities.
The Dead Pool fires on the Tombstones and Twitchy.
Destiny launches out three cards towards Twitchy, fanning out in the air in front of them. One by one, the intricately designed cards flipped over, revealing the archaic-looking images on their face.
W.I.P when I got time, if ever.
The Dead Pool summoned! It'll do as you say. Somehow, the images on the cards deal 10,000 damage to Twitchy. I feel your 'unable to finish post' pain, Toast.
The person, whoever it is, stands up in the middle of the inferno, cracking a faint grin and raising one hand. Clenching his fist, the flames recede into his body, himself hovering in the air above the destroyed ground. He watches the gathered AZ, Neutral, and GS players as he hovers a little out towards them. Landing in the battlefield, he cracks his knuckles. The man has black hair, green eyes, deathly pale white skin, and a blue hood on, the white trimming clearly visible. Also, a rather large and heavy-seeming yellow battery mounted on his back.
"Evening, ladies and gentlemen. I hope you don't mind the somewhat showy appearance. I was brought here on short notice. Regardless, my reasons for coming here are my own. I'm still... obligated, shall we say, to fight all of you."
He shrugs apologetically.
"Something that, given what kind of being User Zero over there is, I would rather not do. Nonetheless, it was through the power accumulated by one of her subordinates that allowed me to manifest here, so I must fight on her side. I'd prefer to think of this as an opportunity for all of you."
His eyes flash blue, the flames reigniting.
"Whenever you're ready, we shall begin. Prove to me your strength, and perhaps I may yet give you my blessing in return."
Mysterious Man Stage 1: ???/??? HP (Player-type) (Lives remaining: 2) | Current element: Fire (Charging special attack: 1/5) | Current mood: Affable. Letting his enemies go first. Perhaps it would be wise to CHECK him first.
I've already talked with you about this: My final verdict is that the Mysterious Man will remain under charge rules as-stated, which means you have only spent 50. The other 2 50 post charges can be spent how you will, but as it stands, I really can't let there be MORE huge HP bars, especially not after Twitchy.
I flip through the Chronopedia, looking for information on... a certain skeleton. One or the other, you know the ones. I then come across some information...
"Sans and Papyrus have very special blue attacks. When you think about stop signs, you stop, right? Stop signs are red, so think about blue stop signs. Not that it'll matter in this game, heh. You're planning to summon Papyrus, right? Intercept Pricey's summon, since he doesn't quite know how to use the font, you're too lazy to tell him, and also you just think that having three people work on Papyrus is ridiculous considering that Papyrus is... kind of weaker than Sans? Statwise, not really, but you know how little stats mean with Sans. Anyways, I'd ask yourself... whether Papyrus has access to his... special attack. It's not like the Annoying Dog can take it again, and... wait, go take the special attack from the dog. Yeah, right now."
I then pull out the alternate timeline Annoying Dog that I got... last turn? and somehow extract the special attack from him. I then smack Twitchy in the face with a blue stop sign.
You nail Twitchy with a stop sign for 17,000 damage! However, the Annoying Dog has absorbed no attack of anyone's and you find nothing.
Red Paint && Rocket Launcher && Giant Pistol = Red Dead Retribution 7/8 (Part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree (The REKT Cannon is Level 25++ (If I had to make the [REDACTED]))
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Not started yet,
Allies Action:
Sir Shield uses Reinforce Shield on himself.
Lunai/Lunabade fires the healing cannons (or uses the C-CIT grade Moon Candy (which she loves the healing treats)) on Sir Shield.
The Ebbotine Temmie gives Sir Shield some tEM REINFORCEMENTZ (Tem Reinforcements) which are made of rocks
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Dark
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits) (I am saving these until Walker summons the big thing or another Big Boss/Gatekeeper appeared.)
Potion of Dire Nectar: 1x (Used on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits)
Materials:
Broken Temmie Crown (h0I!)
Essence of Sp00p (Used for Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 15+ (+ is i want to make the Plusinator Crystal via the 50 post Charge.)))
The World's Best Minecrafter pulls out something dangerous: Several stacks of enderpearls. He might not be able to fly, but he can teleport! He throws them at the Chef-Class Imperator, aiming 100% perfectly! Enderpearls allow him to bypass the shields, and if they don't, he can glitch through them. He hits the wall of the ship, but it only takes a few more enderpearls to glitch inside! Once he's in, he has to deal with the ship's inner defenses. Thankfully, I've equipped him with Attack and Defend (hope you didn't forget about it!) and he manages to get through the enemies totally unscathed! Making sure to cause as much collateral damage as possible, he makes it down to the core of the Imperator! He lays his TNT absolutely everywhere, and sets it all alight! He builds a little cannon for himself, and the TNT launches him straight through the roof of the ship as he escapes! I place one block of water on the ground nearby, and he sticks the landing safely.
I think the Imperator...Well, can't always be 100% sure, but I think the Imperator isn't a ship. In any case, the Imperator is in the Devil Room and can't be harmed! (Any mention of this being 27,000 damage to it is a mistake).
I use my Manaticon Flamesprayer to pepper Twitchy with incendiary bullets from a safe distance! I be sure not to rack up enough recoil by firing in short bursts to conserve my accuracy.
[RP AND ATTACKS] ConsumerOfAll: I have no idea on how to answer that. ConsumerOfAll: Uzi, surprisingly, doesn't mow down any AZ and GS players who decide to lose their invinciblity, and Richy doesn't regularly mow down any PZ or GS players who decide to lose their invinciblity, so it's probably all well and good. ConsumerOfAll: Mr. Wants to Have a Bad Time, on the other hand... ConsumerOfAll: I've threatened him way too many times for him not to kill me.
I then take the ESP Railgun (I never thought I actually was going to use it...), tape a metal pole on top of it, and fire it. The metal pole flies of the Railgun and turns into a massive electrical stick of death and destruction. I mess around with the Void Energy in the Void Shield, making it slightly weaker around the Void Shield enough so that it can pierce through the Void Shield and let it hit the Chef-Class Imperator Titan.
I also copy Mythic and put some of the Skytears into a Vial of Skytears, and cork it off.
"Homura, we need backup."
[HOMURA ACTION]
My witch barrier was more lucid then anything I saw before. You could mistake it for reality. I know I did.
And then this 'Zeroth Godmodding War' happened, and my familiars are making it rain tears.
I need to investigate this phenomenon in more detail.
I create several Lotte, Luiselotte, Liese and Lilia.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Homulilly 34/40 ======================================== (So close, yet so far.) The 0riginal Megalovania 15/50 ================================================== Number 15 20/40 ======================================== Coin Launcher || ESP Railgun == only my railgun (7/9) ========= ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (1/??) ===========
+1 to Walker/engie_ninja, +2 to TT2000
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] (The OP might need an update, because GS isn't mentioned there at all, and the latest two Spoils aren't there either. Sorry to add to your workload.)
... Oh no... please no... please don't have Undertale incorporated into the plot... It's already canon that the GM is a first guardian, and now they need to have "determination"? *whimper*
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (0/3 mind)
Tokens: (5, 0, 5). (Finished two charges)
Total Tokens (5, 0, 5)
Commands:
Cuarc: PZ, __, __
Cuarc needs more matter. So, they both attack the Hivemind/Twitchy. I believe I was thinking of nerfing their damage, and gave the wrong number. Extra irony for that to happen on the same post where I find the content of a 5 dimensional sphere without much issue. So, they deal 35,000 damage.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [X]
Inari opens more presents because free alchemies seems like a good deal. Even though I'm missing out on tokens.
(Mind based attack)
Relevance Line: (Let's go faster!)
-SOMEONE GOT OFFENDED, BY WHICH I MEAN NO-ONE AT ALL, MUST REMOVE ANYWAY BECAUSE A NONEXISTENT PERSON GOT OFFENDED.-
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3
(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life 6/9
(Paper && Lapis Lazui Ink) || (Thuamic Node && Bottled Mana) = Glyph of Mana 6/7
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 8/11
Got +10 total I believe. +1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey, +1 to NinjaTwist
21/50
6/50
6/50
OK, 'attack' in the case of Opening Presents is kind of...Yeah, no, that doesn't count. I mean, seriously. There's some other thigns that might go into one category or another, but Opening Presents is probably gonna be the one time I say it's 'other.' In any case, you do that.
Also, need to remind myself: You make thyself, well, vincible again!
50/50 Hyperstorm (+4 tazzwarp, +3 from other people)(Waiting for other charges: 50/50? Hector, 42/50 Nulitor, 44/50 Proof)
25/50 XCOM Base (+4 tazzwarp, +1 EXOS, +1 other people)
1/50 Nexar Spawner
+1 Hector, Nulitor, Proof
I deploy the dreaded boss, the Hyperstorm... oh wait, I need backup charges to do that. Well, might as well attack Richard with something related.
OPERATION: GODSLAYER
PHASE: DELTA
STRATEGY: OVERWHELM
Richard continues to fight from his side of the field. He does not know the horror he is going to be subjected to. Suddenly, the alien invaders known as the Ethereals arrive, bringing their dreaded Temple Ship, a truly massive ship acting as their main base (it is much bigger than it appears to be due to hyperspace distortion or whatnot). The temple ship then begins its attack. Several wormholes appear in front of it, and spit out alien battleships. These battleships unload their entire arsenal into the ground, including the dreaded Fusion Lance weaponry backed by batteries of plasma cannons. The assualt decimates Richard's allies, but they begin fighting back. The battleships teleport several sectopods and muton squadrons to keep the enemy busy, but Richard himself gets involved, and mind-controls the mutons on board the alien battleships to try to seize them and turn them against their allies. But he does not realize the Ethereals are counting on this. They immediately blast Richard through his link to the mind-controlled mutons, stunning him. As he attempts to recover, the Ethereals next turn their attention to decimating his team, mind-controlling them all and forcing them to kill each other. Richard is enraged at how this newcomer is decimating his allied army, and naturally fights back by using his heavy weapons to destroy the temple ship. Or at least try to destroy it. The Ethereals stop most of the attack with psychic barriers, and even reflect several attacks back into Richard. Richard is suddenly hit with his own overpowered attacks, and desperately defends himself. The temple ship, despite a gaping hole caused by one of Richard's attacks that hit, continues to stay up, and unleashes another psychic wave into Richard's allies, dropping the few who remain. Richard makes one last attempt to get back up to attack, and the wave concentrates all of its energy onto him, overwhelming his defenses. Then, the voice of the Uber Ethereal echoes throughout Richard's head.
"You. You are a shining example of strength. But yet you are vain, reckless, and dangerous. Let us show you what happens should you continue on this path."
Flashes of the future echo throughout Richard's mind. Flashes of massive wars, of UserZero screaming as her plans come undone, of being wounded by the most [email protected]%ely of sources. Bu*#[email protected]$t then the visions shift to a ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddarker tone. The visi89079715Q365eys%&ons show the A-PO-KAL-IP-TIC results of the TAERIOUVAYU The dreGOIAGIOYHAVIUOHA aid. Earth's governADOSIUAFIYUHAIUOYAFIUOYA;POIQRGIHAVefhipo389eapped players begin killing themselves due to being powerless in their game. His ownserver beingwiped out. The traitorous D-=987rf67agu*&^(895forced t
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The Ethereals explode. Or at least the ones attacking. They ascend, only to explode again, leaving nothing.
...The remainders (alternatively SCP foundation if there ARE none) manage to gather data and finally correlates their death to nothing short of a mental backlash caused by Richard in attempting to breach his mind. It appears that he actually still has mental defense after all.
He looks at you very angrily, but doesn't say a word.
I call upon the power of the storms and start waving around my flailbldae as if I was a conductor. I use hax to change all the variables of the atmosphere around us into the values most conducive to a violent storm. And then I use my flailbldae to send the full force of the storm into Twitchy.
The Symphony: =================================================== 50/50 SUMMONING...
The Throne: ================================================== 30/50 (+1 from generic) The Hourglass: ================================================== 39/50 (+2 from generic, +1 from TFT, ninjatwist and Pricey)
I +3 generic.
-WELL, SCRIBE, ASSAULTING THE FOUNDATIONS OF REALITY? THAT'S...WELL. GOOD LUCK. HERE'S TO HOPING THE NARRATIVE AND CONFLICT DON'T FIND STOPPING YOU THE FOURTH THING THEY'VE EVER DONE IN TANDEM, BECAUSE REALLY, DOESN'T MATTER HOW POWERFUL YOU ARE IF YOU NO LONGER HAVE A REALITY TO EXIST IN. ALSO, WHY IS IT THAT THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR IN A DIFFERENT WAY? LIKE THERE'S TWO GATES? I JUST KNOW I'VE HEARD OF SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE AND IT WASN'T WITH YOU...-
[AZ] Asterism: 200,000 HP.
The Third. Asterism is a demigod with the power to control sound and sight. He can switch between controlling both of these at will, but can only control one aspect at a time. His three eyes give him the power to warp the spectrum of color as he sees fit, and his Fauxvox lets him manipulate waves of sound, making symphonies of destruction. However, Asterism's true power can only be unlocked when the Scribe collects the Vox, a powerful artifact that blurs the line between seeing and hearing.
ATTACKS:
Triple Rainbow: Asterism's three eyes gleam, creating three circular rainbows that converge on one enemy, dealing moderately high damage and Blinding it for fhree turns. Usable in Sight mode. -WAIT, FHREE TURNS?-
Tuplet Trill: Asterism's wings vibrate at high speeds, creating a large amount of energy inside the Fauxvox that fires three beams of sound at an enemy, dealing moderate damage and Confusing it. Usable in Sound mode.
Color Wheel: Asterism's eyes power up while a D8 is rolled. Usable in Sight mode.
(1) Asterism's eyes turn red as he fires three laser beams at an enemy, which takes low damage. Asterism takes moderate recoil damage.
(2) Asterism's eyes turn orange as he fires three laser beams at the ground, creating a massive fireball that deals moderate damage to an enemy and Burns it for 2 turns. Asterism takes low recoil damage.
(3) Asterism's eyes turn yellow as he fires three laser beams at the sun, absorbing its energy. Asterism heals himself and an ally.
(4) Asterism's eyes turn green as he fires three laser beams at an enemy, creating a mushroom cloud that deals moderately high damage to an enemy and Contaminates it for 3 turns. (Remember, Contamination spreads amongst enemies!)
(5) Asterism's eyes turn blue as he fires three laser beams at the ocean, creating a tidal wave that washes over an enemy and then freezes, dealing high damage to an enemy and Freezing it for a turn.
(6) Asterism's eyes turn indigo as he fires three laser beams at the moon, casting darkness over the area. Asterism does a sneak attack, dealing high damage to an enemy and Blinding three other enemies for a turn.
(7) Asterism's eyes turn purple as he fires three laser beams at an enemy, heavily corrupting their code and dealing very high damage.
(8) Asterism's eyes turn white as he purifies an enemy, dealing extremely high damage and breaking their mind.
Full Octave: The Fauxvox powers up while a D8 is rolled. Usable in Sound mode.
(1) The Fauxvox plays a C note at an enemy, creating a low shockwave that deals low damage to an enemy but tears up the ground around it, creating a shield of earth that must be destroyed before the enemy can be attacked.
(2) The Fauxvox plays a D note at an enemy, creating a mild shockwave that melts the ears of animals, creating a stampede that deals moderate damage to an enemy and an ally.
(3) The Fauxvox plays an E note at an enemy, making their ears bleed and incapacitating them. They take moderate damage and are Confused for two turns.
(4) The Fauxvox plays an F note at an enemy, caving in the ground under them and making them fall into a ravine. They take moderately high damage and causing the next three attacks they make to have a 50% chance of missing.
(5) The Fauxvox plays a G note at an enemy, disrupting with the frequencies of heaven and causing God to throw a lightning bolt down in disgust, dealing high damage to an enemy and Paralyzing them for two turns.
(6) The Fauxvox plays an A note at an enemy, messing with the geometry of the world and dealing high damage to an enemy. Two other enemies take moderately low damage.
(7) The Fauxvox plays a B note at an enemy, creating a high shockwave that causes a pounding beat to wash over the world, making everyone spontaneously do the Gangnam Style dance. The enemy dares to suggest that Gangnam style is so 2012, causing everyone to dogpile on it and deal very high damage.
(8) The Fauxvox plays a high C note at an enemy, creating a multitude of shockwaves, dealing extremely high damage and breaking their mind.
Prism Break: Asterism's three eyes turn an entire section of ground into glass and raise it into the sunlight, causing a multitude of colors to shine over three enemies. Asterism somehow superheats the color, dealing moderately low damage to all three enemies. Asterism then gains the power to control them for that turn. Usable in Sight mode.
Black Key: Asterism's cloak sways in the wind as the Fauxvox creates a pulsing ball of black energy, raising it into the air as it lets out a burst of sharps and flats. The sharps cut through two enemies and the flats stomp through two other enemies, dealing moderately low damage to all of them. Asterism then gains the power to take the damage dealt to them and heal an ally with it for that turn. Usable in Sound mode.
Seeing is Believing: Asterism's three eyes project images of heroism and bravery over his allies, encouraging them to never give up. Three allies' next attacks will crit for one turn. Usable in Sight mode.
Hearing is Fearing: Asterism's wings envelop the enemy side while the Fauxvox emits screeching tones that worm into the enemies' minds. Three enemies will gain the Fear debuff for three turns. Usable in Sound mode.
SPECIAL ATTACKS:
Spectra: Asterism splits into seven copies of himself, each representing a different color. They then split an enemy into seven copies of itself, with the Asterism complementary to the enemy attacking it. Finally, all seven Asterisms converge on the enemy, forming one whole being that shatters it into many pieces. The enemy takes very high damage and is unable to attack at all for a turn. Takes two turns to charge. Usable in Sight mode.
Sinewave: The Fauxvox's handle turns into a metal rod that is raised in the air, emitting massive soundwaves that tear through the landscape, destroying mountains and carving trenches into the ground. All of the shrapnel is packed into a ball and sent flying at three enemies, which all take high damage and are piled on top of each other, becoming Confused for two turns. Takes two turns to charge. Usable in Sound mode.
Monochrome: Asterism's eyes roll over to the back of his head as he absolves an enemy of any color at all, trapping them in a prison of blacks and whites. All the happiness and joy is sucked from their life as their form slowly fades away, taking extremely high damage. Takes three turns to charge. Usable in Sight mode.
Tone Deaf: The Fauxvox emits a massive throbbing noise that traps an enemy in the air. The Fauxvox then explodes, the force of the impact making a horrible ringing noise sound in the enemy's ears. They cannot hear anything except the noise, causing them to go crazy and take extremely high damage. Takes three turns to charge. Usable in Sound mode.
The Voice: Asterism gains the Vox. Takes six turns to charge.
PASSIVES:
Sound/Sight: Asterism has two modes: Sight Mode and Sound Mode. Entering a mode gives Asterism a unique palette of attacks, but he can only enter one mode a turn. Asterism's special attacks charge up regardless of what mode he's in.
Blindness: Some of Asterism's attacks have a chance to Blind enemies. Blindness doesn't make it so enemies attack their allies like Confusion. Blindness simply gives them a chance to not be able to attack at all.
Vox: Once Asterism gains the Vox, he will have the power to merge sound with sight and gain a completely new set of abilities. But that's a while from now. The Scribe needs to find the thing first.
Scream: Asterism has a surprise to unleash when he dies...
I'm sorry, I really had to point out fhree turns. Newest meme confirmed.
In any case, Asterism summoned! I'm starting to see a pattern here. the 1st, 2nd and 3rd all had a random roll ability, all three had a second phase after a charged attack regarding an artifact, and, to potentially spoil it, things tended to go out of hand in some manner when said charge was finished.
Ante Up!: 11/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 26/50 ==================================================
The Executioner: 26/50 ==================================================
+3 to Twin
Bomber passes the Soul Booster off to the Chef-Class Imperator Titan. If that is impossible for whatever reason, he gives it to Ultra Greed instead.
Bomber unsheathes the Moontante, a legendary weapon that is equal but opposite to The Good Morningstar. He held the blade up to the sun's light, watching the blue-tinted metal glimmer. It was a little bit past noon right now, and the Sun is just past its peak in the sky. Wielding the blade, he prepares himself to attack Twitchy. To be blunt, this weapon was no better than a well-crafted sword during the day, just as The Good Morningstar isn't much during the night. They become more powerful during their respective hours. More importantly, both weapons can manipulate the time of day, provided they have enough time to recharge.
Already, the blade has begun to have an effect on the Sun. Its steady descent began to accelerate, becoming faster and faster. In just a short amount of time, it was already evening. The day washed away to dusk, and then night. The Moon began climbing out of the opposite horizon, as if it were rising from bed. As the celestial body climbed higher in the sky, the Moontante began to glow a brighter and brighter blue. The weapon began emitting a loud humming noise. It wasn't droning, but was actually a more peaceful tone. Quite the contrast to what the weapon is used for.
Feeling its power, Bomber prepared himself to attack Twitchy. He felt light as air holding this weapon (despite the fact that he could levitate anyway). Taking a great leap, he rushed forward through the air, holding the blade to the side. Taking a great swing, he cut straight through Twitchy's abdomen... if she had one. The glowing blade unleashed its power through the swing, causing lunar energy to strengthen the blow. She had been effectively sliced in half by the weapon. Arcs of energy danced between the two halves of her body where they were forcefully disconnected.
Landing on the ground behind Twitchy, Bomber observed as the weapon lost its glow. The only light left came from his own eyes. It was still night. The Battlefield was shrouded by shadow, having no light beyond the occasional source from an entity or player, as well as the little light provided by the Half Moon. Sheathing the weapon, Bomber sent it away to his arsenal for later usage.
Lighting a fireball in his hand and gently releasing it upwards to float near him, Bomber opened The Book of Tzeentch once more. He had bookmarked a page he found most peculiar not too long ago, and decided to flip to it once more. He decided to read the entry:
FLOWEY
Your best friend.
And that was all she wrote.
Bomber was a little bewildered. This was one of the more confusing things he has seen in this book, and that is saying something. The image on the right depicted a smiling flower with six golden petals. Something about it was a little bit... unsettling. Suddenly, a few odd colorful blotches covered the flower's face. When they disappeared, the flower now bore a much more malevolent expression. Its face was grotesquely twisted into a smile, while its friendly eyes had become sinister voids. In the back of his mind, Bomber heard a distorted chuckle. Just as fast as the face appeared, it soon went back to the normal cheery expression from before. "I'll have to investigate this further. Most definitely."
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 3/11 Level 10
D20X3 & D10 = D15x3 5/5 Level 4 Finished
Actual action=========
Battlefury: Finish Heretor
I fire rockets made of pure Actionium, a metal made of pure action and drama, at Heretor, while a decoy engages in a beam o war. During this beam of war, i use Falls to slam Heretor into his own beam, then the decoys beam, before pulling him onto the pointy edge of the Gembalde.
Also, falls needs a desc
Annoying Dog: The end is near. Annoy the Baneblade's engine if possible. If not, go for a rear attack. Prepare your final and greatest attack
Ebarf: RIP
Adventure Fredbear: Continue as normal. Attack and dethrone the Newb king.
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Charges========
11/20
5/10
4/50
3+ to Engie
Falls: I'm sorry, I just flat-out forgot what this was made from. I think this was a Gravity Gauntlet upgrade, though, so basically assume a more fancy gravity Guantlet. So, so sorry about this.
~Toast sends a volley of cards at Hezetor; once more using Destiny. They revealed themselves:
The Sancturary
The Tide.
Death.
With a shake of her arm, the last card quickly changed to The Maiden. Chance is an illusion.
The first card burned into nothing, and a sancturary rich with foliage began to surround Hezetor, water from the sea feeding the plants around it (coinciding with the second card's leave). The relaxing sound of the tide washing against the grassy shore too washed away the sounds of battle. The water formed an island in the center of the sancturary where Hezetor was. As the last card burned, a fair lady stepped over the water seperating the archaic stone pillars from Hezetor. She approached, and loose roots, not in any way inhibiting, surrounded the player (it would be easy to shake them. A yellow-green energy followed these roots up to Hezetor's body and enveloped it in a similar light. The many wounds seemed to fade into the ground, washed away with the tide. The Maiden closed her eyes and hummed, the Tide entering the Sancturary formed a wall in the openings, providing an additional layer of defence and fortifying Hezetor, letting the Sancturary become true to it's name.
She disappeared into the water, leaving a serene stillness inside the Sancturary. With the distractions of the world gone, it could be admired for how beautiful it is.
Dang, any ideas how to make the best weapons to kill the bosses, and the Godmodder?
The best weapon in general for DTG is your own creativity. Alchemies are only a 5,000 point damage bonus at the very most, which doesn't effect godmodders, and we haven't even gotten to the max level of alchemies yet yet. Finding the best alchemies is mainly a matter of luck and your own creavity.
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My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
since I've got nothing to do i will just use one of my items i use burnmoar that is 50 blocks long it is the ultimate nether sword but it takes time to swing (this isn't charging this is swinging so don't say i have to follow the charge rules) k i get out my jet and drink a invisibility potion
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 4/11 Level 10
Brute-Force Hacking && DDoS Botnet = Destroyer of Firewalls 1/? Level ?
H
Actual action=========
Battlefury13: Begin evil plot
You begin your plot by changing your style of narrating you're post. I then change it back. Now, its time to get a few things you need.
Firstly, you need an extremely powerful internet and CPU. It's important for the massive hacking you're gonna pull off in a few months or so, considering the large amount of stuff your gonna need. I ask UserZero for a computer that has a attachment or something like that. Inside minecraft, of course. Asking for her to give you a computer in real life would be pointless, but the ingame computer is important. This plan is going to take forever to set up, so getting that right off the bat would be useful.
Secondly, you transcribe the rules of DTG0 on a sheet of metal in red, magical marker. Before long you have crafted the Rules of DTG0, which is useful... If you wanted to enforce them, that is. I then bend the sheet of metal until it could be considered broken without breaking off any of the metal, creating the Broken Rules. Which would be useful, but in its uncharged state, it is COMPLETELY USELESS.
Broken Rules Level 0 [Error: Level 0! Can only be used in crafting}
And then you forgot what you intended to make that a part of. Oh well.
You then ask how you can acquire a magic cueball, not to be confused with a cueball infused with magic.
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Charges========
12/50
8/50(3 + from engie)
7/50 (3+ from engie*
3+ to Engie
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
UserZero clicks her own fingers, and an insane gust of wind blows everywhere! Entities are scattered to the four winds! Only a few hold their ground...And of course, sans is now also here-being a godmodder, the wind is little more than dramatic.
sans isn't too much to look at. A squat skeleton with white pinpricks for eyes behind a grinning skull, he isn't too much for features, though it appears he's rather, shall we say, big-boned. He wears a blue parka with a tattered red cloth hanging back from it, tied around his neck like some kind of scarf, or something. He wears some jeans and, amusingly enough, light-blue slippers. His right hand grips a rather large bone, almost as tall as he is and used like a walking stick, while the left hand dons a glove, a marked glove...
...You realize exactly why the Psy-Godmodder had, all that time ago, locked in this charge. Upon his left glove (and he doens't have a right glove) is a singular symbol: Γ. sans is a Gamma Plus godmodder. AZ players turn towards Richard; he's staring at the glove, almost drooling at the opportunity sitting right in front of him to get an easy rank up.
sans: hello.
sans: honestly, it took a while. the terrain was pretty hard to traverse with all the craters.
sans: heh...dramatic wind, just for me?
sans: uh, not really my kind of thing.
sans then notices Richard.
sans: oh, didn't see you there.
sans: ...hey, you don't look all that-
sans VERY narrowly dodges a massive hammer swing from Richard. Richard's eyes-you can almost SEE it-they're fogged by ambition. He is not going to let sans live. Period.
sans: what? you're expecting me to just stand there and-
Another blow, another dodge.
sans:...i guess so-
sans takes the step back he needed to just in time, and then several MORE steps back, each met with another swing from Richard.
sans: here i was thinking i might just be able to reason with at least one of you.
sans: i can't believe...
sans: ...no, i can.
sans grin almost falters. That's probably impossible since he's a skeleton, so this might be as close as you'll get to a legitimate frown.
sans: you people, it's always this way.
sans: i just walk in and you try to kill me.
sans: no questions asked.
sans: i thought i couldn't care less, but somehow it bothers me.
Godmodder477: Heads up, punk!
Godmodder477: Dog-eats-dog is the way of godmodders!
Godmodder477: Personally, I just prefer making people lose their minds, but I've killed before!
Godmodder477: If it's not fellow godmodders, it's anti-godmodders looking for another challenge!
Godmodder477: Like seriously, I think UserZero is the one reason I actually have allies right now.
sans: does it really have to be that way?
Godmodder477: ...No, but really, between psychos like UserZero and the fact that at some point rage alone becomes-
sans: every last one of my ranks has been a kill in self-defense.
sans: i just can't believe how many people insist that i have to die for 'threatening them.'
sans: i wasn't even anywhere near them.
sans: i never did anything else except exist.
sans: that's just messed up.
sans: usually i wouldn't care so much, but...
sans: i don't even know.
sans: i never really did have much for EXP.
Godmodder477: Experience Points?
sans: ...i'd say but that's 'spoilers' apparently?
Godmodder477: Oh, doesn't matter!
Godmodder477: Just, stand still so I can rank up!
Godmodder477: That way, I can kill UserZero faster, and killing her means we take out a psychopath who apparently screwed you over something fierce AND I get the title and power I finally deserve!
Everyone looks at Richard like he's high on paint fumes.
sans: no.
Godmodder477: Oh, come on! You just talk like some fatalist-why aren't you just accepting that?
sans: why should i just lay down and die?
sans: would you?
Godmodder477: No, but I have a destiny to fulfill, unlike you! You're just some bit player!
sans: is that what you think?
sans: is that what they all think?
UserZero: nope, tuba boy's just got hot air in his head.
Godmodder477: Hey! I do not-
Godmodder477: Say, why do you two talk the same?
sans: i think she stole it from me.
UserZero: what? how...How dare you think that! i haven't stolen anything!
UserZero: ...hahah, who am i even kidding?!
UserZero: yeah, i stole stuff!
UserZero: mostly lives!
UserZero: ie papyrus.
THAT looked like one mean button on sans part, as it look like the name itself made sans visibly flinch. UserZero donned just an absolutely mean little grin all the while, and Richard decides to just bow out and let the duo bark at each other for a minute.
sans: ...uzi.
sans: a long time ago i felt like nothing matters.
sans: everything i ever did got undone.
sans: there was absolutely no point in trying to do anything.
sans: atrocity after atrocity, and what could i do that would honestly stick?
sans: the instant i realized that if the anomaly-if you-didn't get the result you wanted you'd undo it...
sans: well. my worldview certainly changed.
sans: i tried to make friends with what i realized was the source of it all-frisk, his name was, i think?
sans: or was it...?
sans: eh, doesn't matter.
sans: i tried so hard on the one thing i thought did make a difference-to make him do the right thing.
sans: you didn't care at all.
sans: people stood against the monster you made out of that kid, and no matter what happened, you wouldn't stop.
sans: when i tried to do the one thing that would actually matter, you wouldn'd stop.
sans: and then, of course, when the ultimate 'prize' for your audacious slaughter was revealed, you just locked us up in combat forever.
sans: and when you wind up fighting someone for eternity, you start to realize something over time...
sans: and when that became apparent, that's when you stepped in.
sans: i only know asgore didn't make it-died saving us.
sans: not sure if alphys or the others did.
sans: i didn't even know flowey really existed until now...
sans: and then some guy came along, that alpha godmodder...
sans: name of...
sans: ...name of...of...
sans: ...of...
sans seems visibly distraught that he cannot remember the name.
UserZero: i recall you telling me off about not remembering whoever that...ghost person was.
UserZero: see, i told you it wasn't so easy. it all just blends-
UserZero stops at the sight of a bone uselessly colliding with the barrier. Didn't even come remotely close to hitting her, but she definitely noticed.
sans: shut up.
sans: you killed them, every last one, and here you are, still doing exactly what you've been doing like it was nothing at all.
sans: everyone i've met since leaving the underground has been completely atrocious-you're no different.
sans: the sad fact is that i'm not angry because you're the worst i've seen.
sans: i'm angry because you aren't.
sans: you're exactly the same, both of you, and almost every other godmodder i've seen thus far.
sans: it doesn't matter who's on top at all.
sans: the godmodding ladder?
sans: it's all just a sick joke.
Richard seems to take extreme offense that he's NOT the worst sans has seen, that he's comparable to UserZero, and that being on the top doesn't matter at all. UserZero ALMOST shrugs, then really thinks about what it means that she'd be exactly the same as Richard, and then you see her get red in the face and see her cubical fists ball up (well, cube up). She stands up properly and marches out of the safety of the barrier, rolling up sleeves and reaching for her weapons.
UserZero: Now you see here, you FREAKING LITTLE-
This proved to be a dumb move, as UserZero immediately gets nailed with a bone to the face, almost exactly the same as before, dealing 1 damage. Richard chuckles under his breath at the sight of what was, by godmodding standards, epic fail. UserZero tries to back away to the safety of the barrier, the blow clearing up her head, only to narrowly walk into a massive wall of bones that now covers the entire barrier. Her face screams audacity. Richard is too amused to take advantage of the fact that sans is now staring directly at her, or that UserZero was very briefly suffering a breakdown.
UserZero, of course, just slowly turned back to the battlefield in response, now obviously open for future attack, and yet looking just so ANGRY that no-one exploits it.
throughout all of that, sans kept his nigh-eternal grin going. As stated, it faltered or flinched a bit but it never wavered.
sans: let's go.
sans immediately unleashes Opening Gambit! sans...OK, can't keep up, what is this even...ah, here we go. sans smashes his bone-staff onto the ground, sprouting a massive wave of bones, combined with a telekinetic slam downwards and a horde of laser beams that seem to come straight out of nowhere! The mad combination slams into the entire Pro-Zero side and dealing...he deals...
...That's it?
...OK then. sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units, UserZero (Godmodder), The World's Best Minecraft Player (too pro) and Lil Chub (Red Array of Death) excluded, and inflicting Karmic Retribution to all of them! Karmic Retribution (or KR for short) is basically a super-poison, but not enough to really matter! And that appears to be all! moving-wait. Nope, not all. sans then deals another 1,000 damage to all PZ units...Then another 1,000 damage to all PZ units...
...OK, I think I get his gimmick now. He'll deal 1,000 damage to his targets of choice for every action taken...Period. Player actions, Entity actions, doesn't matter-Sans has basically the speed to do it all day and more, barring if you can dodge or somehow tank it (IE the 3 entities mentioned above). Like just now: 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
Talist opens another present! He gets another Lump of Coal, which is basically a singular coal, Level 1. It doesn't produce another present. sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
Fennia uses XOR upon Luna and the Baneblade! the Baneblade's crew evacuates (luckily having cleaned out the cannon clog earlier) as the two entities are slammed together and then mathematically forced to become basically an outline...Then Pricey re-defines the entity, becoming the Lunablade! This beast now has two HP bars that must be depleated, it's first special has become Levitator Enforcer, and its offensive capabilities have been traded for healing ones!...sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
... sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! The Clara dolls are summarily obliterated to the last! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
Dark Bowser, seeing an opportunity to attack a stunned entity, slams down upon Feyd's enderman Army with a gruesom body slam! This obliterates them all! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
...sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
The guitar solo is unable to be played over the intense wind and pewters out! It's out of intensity! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
...sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
Azazel's Brimstone+Ludivico technique remains on Twitchy even though Azazel is currently busy trying not to be flung to outer space! 2 4,500 damage attacks ensure against Twitchy! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
...sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
Lil' Chub, who was immune to the wind due to the RAOD, slams right into the Nebula Monolith, minicritting for 36,000 damage! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
...sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
The World's Best Minecraft Player, noticing Sir Shield and the Lunablade nestled behind it, decides to pay a visit with Splash Potions of Damage! Sir Shield can't defend against the splash, and therefore both him and Lunablade take 14,000 damage! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
Twitchy's hands and the rest of her bits are in dissaray, so she draws a card! It's Justice! Twitchy applies it to Adventure Fredbear, healing him for 12,500 HP, giving him a bomb and an add-on, and giving him +1 charge point! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! Twitchy's other action is slapping the weakened Nebula Monolith out of here! It's flares are still collectible! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
EXOS +1s all GS players, and Richard +2s Irecreeper and Generic before trying to take a swing at sans! ...He misses. sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
UserZero +3s all her allies and proceeds to get ANGRY. She knows better than Richard, however, to just attack sans straight-up. IT'll take an INCREDIBLE attack to catch sans off-guard. She ought to grit her teeth and bear it...And as such, heals all of her Pro-Zero units for exactly 43,000 damage, and restores them to Karmic Retribution.
sans blinks.
sans:you have got to be kidding me.
UserZero: That's godmodding, baby!
UserZero:
sans: ...
sans: eh.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units. His opening gambit really didn't work all that well...sans then switches up patterns! opening gambit only works once, so he'll switch targets to AZ and pattern to crosswall!
...The Mysterious Man stops delaying his summon and gets in here. The Skytears stop.
Breakdown: This battle will involve at least two things: copypasting, and sans dealing a lot of damage just because his actions are equal in number to the amount of actions actually done in the turn! The more actions that occur, the more damage he'll do-THIS INCLUDES NULLPOSTS, as sans does not fight clean. sadly, for those who know sans as a 1 HP wonder, you are sadly mistaken; in ranking up to Gamma Plus, sans has managed to gain an incredible 5 HP, and given who we're dealing with, will only be able to take so much at a time! His evasion is second only to the Psy Godmodder's evasion, so...This is going to suck.
The good news: sans actions are predictable. Kind of. Entities with special qualities can't be harmed by some of his patterns, making them exempt from his otherwise field-cleaning damage! As a general rule, evasive entities are almost guaranteed to be able to dodge his patterns without issue, though exceptions exist, and some patterns automatically HIT evasive entities instead. Players are also kind of immune barring him explicitly aiming for you in this case (so Talist doens't get salty about literally being eviscerated before he can act).
Attacking sans is the only way to make him become less evasive-the more attacks coming his way the more he'll have to work for it, though his dodge will go up turn-to-turn as he regains some breathing space! Get it low enough and you may actually be able to damage him-which will cause him to be unable to act for the rest of the turn!
...Oh, yeah. sans has picked up several tricks during his time. MAKE SURE you read the last lines in the EoTB: his position in the placement of actions is LAST, and he might pull out something to surprise you. If you fall for his traps, he will gain extra actions. A LOT of extra actions. Nothing's been done on that front for now...
Terrain: Oceanic Platform. Nautical entities get 20% dodge. AZ entities ignore up to 15% dodge chance when attacking.
Weather: N/A
[H] Horde of Flowey Expies: 190,000/190,000 HP. Ignores all attack/defense debuffs on themselves and all attack/defense buffs on targets!
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[N] Shroob Defense Force:
Shield Shroombs: 10,000/10,000 HP x2. Auto-bodyguards all Shroob Units and all Gateways.
Techno Shroombs: 3,000/3,000 HP x2. Immunizes Shroobs/Gateways to AoE while alive.
Summoned by the 1st Gateway! Destory the control Panel to gain control!
Action: Retaliate against any attackers to them or the Shroob Attack Force/1st Gateway!
[N] Christmas Tree: 6,050/10,000 HP. Gives +1 to all entity charges of a specific faction. Gifts: 5/6.
[N] Fennia Shefferstreck: 156,000/192,000 HP. ⊻: IIIII Action: XOR Lunai and the Baneblade!
[N] NICEMEME: 60,000/80,000 HP. Counterattacks all attackers.
[N] The Nightmare: 10/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 7,000) Nightmare Crystal: 5,000/5,000 HP x1.
[N] Shroob Attack Force:
Basic Shroob Infantry: 5,000/5,000 HP. x5
Shroomb Elite Unit 5,000/5,000 HP. x2 Auto-Bodyguards the Commander!
Shroomb Commander:7,000/7,000 HP. Improves all Shroob units by 5%!
Action: Retaliate against attackers!
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[N] Small Dog: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 HP. Terrible consequences occur for whoever kills this guy. Currently Sealed in a Bedrock Cage underground-cannot be attacked. (Will be removed next turn, just for show.).
[GS] Dark Bowser: 34,500/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Action: Attack the Chef-Class Imperator Titan!
[GS] Dark Star Core: 30,000/60,000 HP. Tentacles: 6,000/6,000 HP x3. Bodyguarding the Core! Glasses: 9,600/9,600 x2. 2 random Tentacles have 100% dodge chance while either is alive (doesn't stack!) Double-target. I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII Has escaped! Get it out of Dark Bowser again!
[GS] Flares: 2 Red, 2 Blue, 2 Yellow, 3 White. Will fade by next turn!
[GS] Koopa Troopa: Bodyguarding Dark Bowser! Stunned!
Goombas: 8,000 HP x10. Will auto-kick any Koopa Shells (only 1 each, though).
Koopas: 4,000/4,000 HP x20. Spawns Koopa Shells when HP is 0. Koopa Shells can be kicked to deal damage or destroyed-but they'll respawn to a Koopa if not touched for a turn.
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 20/20 HP x2. Real Man: III
[GS-PL] Dr.Omnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle: 20/20 HP x2. PhD in EVERYTHING: III
[GS-PL] -STRIKE THE EARTH-: 20/20 HP x2. FOR SHOVELRY: III
[GS] John: 20/20 HP. Current forme: Spellcaster. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster. HP. Spellcaster Mode: -2,000 DMG/+HP, but consecutive attacks/heals buffs the alternative. Chain: Healing, 4.
AZ Damage: 60,000/150,000
PZ Damage: 55,000/150,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Lunablade: 220,000/250,000 HP. 4/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Cannot attack; can only heal. Levitator Enforcer: IIII Heal Bunny: IIIII Healing Roar: IIIIIIII ULTIMATE, Blessing of the Heal Master: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
[AZ] Wraith: 30,000/100,000 HP. Super Evasive (40%). Cannot attack; Can Scan to gather information about any entity. Action: Scan Adventure Fredbear! Inversed: II
[AZ] Sir Shield: 156,000/430,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can bodyguard multiple entities at once and occasionally (20%) block attacks. Enrages if Lunai dies. Large Counter: III Reinforce Shield: IIII Summon Mini-Shield: IIIII ULTIMATE, Shield of the Great Warlord: IIIIIIIIIIII. Guarding: Lunablade, Ultra Greed.
[AZ] Feyd, the Enderman King: 100,000/100,000 HP.
[AZ] Newb King: 80,000/80,000 HP. Action: Attack a Medium Knife Cluster!
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 150,000/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, takes 1/4 damage. Bank: 17/150 Pennies. Guarded by Sir Shield! Action: Cash Shower!
[AZ] Azazel: 6/6 HP, Can only take 1 damage per attack. Every 2 damage, deal 5,000 damage to any conpoments of a Gatekeeper. 100% Accuracy!
[AZ] Ebbotine Temmie: 120,000/120,000 HP. tem ROKY STRECH: III. tem ROKY FLAKES: IIIII. SMALLER tem COPIEZ: IIIIIIII. BLESSING of tEMBO: IIIIIIIIII. Action: Heal Sir Shield!
[AZ] The Dead Pool: 100,000/100,000 HP. Can split attack multiple times! Is Aquatic. Good against groups!
[AZ] Asterism: 200,000/200,000 HP. Flips between Sight and Sound mode. Mode: Sight. Spectra: II (Sight) Sinewave: II (Sound): Monochrome: III (Sight) Tone Deaf: III (Sound). The Vox: IIIIII
[AZ] crystalcat: 20/20 HP. Ante Matter: 0/100,000.
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan: 417,000/450,000 HP. Void Shields: 20,000/100,000 HP +20,000 HP per turn (can be penetrated). Plasma Annihilator: IIII IRON CHEF: IIIIII. Shield of Snowflakes: III Banished to the Devil Room: II
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Good Eats: IIII Banished!
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Attack increases every turn. Banished! (ATK Increase: 7,500)
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Guest Star: III Banished!
[PZ] Lil' Chub: 170,000/170,000 HP. Add-Ons: 8,000/8,000 HP x2. Add +2,000 ATK power each. Guarded by the Red Array of Death!
[PZ] The Haunt: 119,000/140,000 HP. Marked!
[PZ] Adventure Fredbear: 119,000/125,000 HP. 30% chance to Pixelate, becoming impossible to interact with! Regen Song: III Mega Bite: IIIII Mimic Ball: IIIIII Adventure of '87: IIIIIIIII. Action: Dethrone the Newb King!
[PZ] The World's Best Minecraft Player: 20/20 HP. Extremely adept at dodging! Penetrating!
[PZ] Tombstones: 29,000/30,000 HP x11; 14,000/30,000 HP x1.
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS]Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 135,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Low Knife Clusters: 77,000/86,000 HP x1; 63,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 80,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 77,000/86,000 x1; 56,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Air. Disembodied Hands: 165,000/166,000 HP x2; Can Draw. Red Array of Death: Shielding Lil' Chub! Disembodied Heart: 140,000/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies! Can only spawn hands if any are dead! HIVEMIND: 212,493/251,493 HP; Fortified: II. If Twitchy dies, they can respawn her at 1/3rd HP given a turn! Spreads status effects!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 8/12. Discard Pile: Empress, 2 of Spades, Joker. Card Selection: III
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 28/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 119/150 HP.
[N-Γ] sans: 5/5 HP. Aggrivatingly Evasive (150%). Current Target: [AZ]. Current Pattern: Crosswall (Anti-Ground)
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||]Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||]Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 11,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 39,068/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 162,120/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (26/50) (+2 all from Tazz)
Project M12-The Typographer (14/50)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (32/50)
+3 to Ire
Storypost
27 July 2012
Universe UC442.MR2109
Earth 73/4
New North Roflica Research Organization
Sector D221
Human Subject Suite #1552a
Senior Bioaugmentor Ceresta stepped into the room just as the unactivated body of the Java Programmer, the unit she had been working on, was wheeled into the room on an autonomous vehicle. She hooked up the body to the electrical activation stasis chamber, walked over to the control panel and pressed a button.
The first thing that happened was the letting out of a ear-piercing scream that sounded like a YTP technique and the EAS Tones laced with Billy Mays pitched up six octaves. Ceresta turned to the stasis chamber, which had now opened; the stasis anomaly rays being nullified by a single wide counter-ray. The Java Programmer stepped out of the chamber and immediately vanished.
"I'm... alive?"
Ceresta turned to the source of the sound. The newly-activated girl had only teleported behind her.
"Haha, how'd you do that?"
"Oh, it's a script I wrote."
"You've only been activated less than a minute; how'd you do that?"
"I suppose you didn't know the potency of that code."
Action
I call the Nuke Delivery Hotline.
555-555-5555-55555-55-555
"Hello?"
"You have called the" - cut to another voice - "Nuke Delivery Hotline."
"For useless stuff, press 1. For more useless stuff, press 2. To hear EAS Tones, press 3. To hear the sound coming from the inside of Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet, press 4. To actually talk to a human, press 5; however, the human is deaf. For nuke delivery requirements, press 6."
This continues for 15 minutes.
"For nuke delivery orders, press 992315."
992315
"You have entered 9. 9. 2. 3. 1. 5. Please wait for a representative."
The sounds of Pikachu going "PIKA PIKA CHU CHU PIKA PIKA CHU CHU" over and over again play instead of waiting music, continuing for 5 minutes until the "music" gets cut off.
"Thank you for your continued patience. You are now at position five. vigintillion. six. hundred. fifty. nine. novemdecillion. four. hundred. ninety. five. octodecillion. four..."
I grow increasingly infuriated at the 5.66*1063 people on the line. Just as I am about to release my anger, I hear something.
"Thank you for your patience. We have connected you to an ordering representative."
The "representative" clearly has no idea how to speak English.
"Hello?"
"Hello I am ?????? I am your ordering representative for today."
"I would like one nuke dropped onto the Hivemind."
"I cannot understand your accent please wait for someone who can understand you."
"You know what? SCREW THIS SERVICE, I'M MAKING MY OWN NUKE!"
Without even hanging up, I toss the phone at the Hivemind, where it explodes right in its center.
Entity Action
Fennia grabs a sheet of paper and disproves the existence of Euclidean geometry in the area near the Hivemind. Due to this, the Hivemind gets sucked into the Dimension of Polonium-210 Everywhere.
Hey Sans! Uh... I'd really rather you stay targeting the AZ side, they are bigger after all! If you do it for an extra turn, I'll give you... a burger! Grillby's style! Yeah!
Thai Milk Tea && Lucky Charms && Hot Cocoa && Artificial Sweetener && Gun = Blaster of Bitterness and Saltiness 4/7
Laptop && Old R Armor Helmet && Polish = Helmet of Data 3/5
Flamethrower && Flak Rounds = Flakthrower 3/4
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
Lance 47/50 (+2 from Toast)
OH YES! 9/30
Winchester Rotomo 9/30
Feyd does a stance...
He's getting ready to dodge sans's next attack by teleporting!
WHAT.
YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA STAND THERE?
I'M AN ENDERMAN, YOU FOOLS!
The Newb King then grapple hooks to the Disembodied Heart and begins to stab it.
...Aaannndddd he stays there.
I look over at sans.
Hey, you. Yeah, you, sans! You know if you work for Ms.Uzi right here, she might kill you if you kill Richard and his army! She's also trying to kill us in the real world, which I found out by haxing!
...
Dude.
Oh yeah, and the 4th wall.
I then throw the Secret Agent Bowler Hat at Twitchy's Heart.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
I think everything in this turn for me will be in Comic Sans due to Sans is in the battlefield. Now focusing on the Annoying Dog
I look at the Annoying Dog (the real one) then I smile at it, flicking my fingers to open the hole that is too quick for the Annoying Dog to escape. I generate another hole that is in the skies that makes it fall from the skies, the spikes are on the floor that is pointing up where the portal is. I then generate a few thousand danmaku bullets straightly at he Annoying Dog then I put it in the Death-Cage and I close it. Inside the Death-Cage the Annoying Dog has to fight 5 high ranked Players while i look at it, the Annoying Dog is faced by 7 Doom Cannons then all fired at the Annoying Dog I wrote the message that says Thanks Generic and Ire for summoning Sans, the Death-Cage explodes while containing the Annoying Dog. I laugh like the maniac for attacking that stupid dog.
Character/Ally RP
You know that happened...
Sir Shield: This ain't good there is Sans in the battlefield and it will directly target me
Lunabade: Yes... he will...
Me: There is 10 AZ Allies (Totalling 10,000 damage per action) in the field and now... WE WILL GONNA HAVE THE WORST TIME OF OUR LIFE.
However as you see the You are gonna have a bad time sign,
Me: Well... We are gonna have a bad time.
SANS IS HERE! WE ARE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.
Heal/Support based Ally 46/50
Coarsebot? 17/40
Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont start unless 2 buddies joined for a collab summon. I will quit this after 3 turns and change it into a normal summon which is different.)
Alchemy Creation:
Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss 10/11
Red Paint && Rocket Launcher && Giant Pistol = Red Dead Retribution 8/8! (Part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree (The REKT Cannon is Level 25++ (If I had to make the [REDACTED])) I am Inspecting this...
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Not started yet,
Allies Action:
Sir Shield Summon Mini-Shield on Lunabade.
Sir Shield: We might gonna have a bad time without that thing. Lunabade unloads the Healing Bunny at herself from her cannons
The Ebbotine Temmie slaps the Annoying Dog in the face.
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses) Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Dark Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits) (I am saving these until Walker summons the big thing or another Big Boss/Gatekeeper appeared.) Potion of Dire Nectar: 1x (Used on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits) Materials: Broken Temmie Crown (h0I!) Essence of Sp00p (Used for Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 15+ (+ is i want to make the Plusinator Crystal via the 50 post Charge.)))
Quote from TT2000>>
Hey Sans! Uh... I'd really rather you stay targeting the AZ side, they are bigger after all! If you do it for an extra turn, I'll give you... a burger! Grillby's style! Yeah!
Revan shoots an annoyed glare at TT, though if bribes are accepted he'll double TT's offer for the same to the PZ's. He however refuses to attack sans. It appears that Revan respects what sans stands for, if only he could help the skeleton... Revan sighs, the safety of the Galaxy appears to be more important than ideals for Revan. Revan instead debuffs Twitchy by using Dun Moch along telepathic attacks on her mental defenses, the insults have been edited out for your safety. This lowers her defense, he then decides to find the High Ground.
Sandstorm-Darude Version II Sandstorm-TM version: Irritation (Level 4: 1/5)
Mooshroom II Mega Mushroom: Mega Mooshroom (Level 4: 1/5)
Lord Helix was alread////SO-PRO-TIP-FOR-THE-FUTURE-UZI-WILL-NOT-ACKNOWLEDGE-YOU-UNLESS-YOU-CALL-HER-UZI-OR-USERZERO-OR-SOMETHING-TO-THAT-EFFECT!-MAYBE-NOT-ACCURATE-BUT-SHE-SEEMS-TOTALLY-INTENT-ON-IGNORING-YOU!////y summoned back in DTG2! Plus, Twitch Plays Pokemon hasn't happened y////OH-YEAH-THE-GATEKEEPER-THING!-YOU-SEE-I-KIND-OF-JUST-VOLUNTEERED!-IT-DID-NOT-TAKE-TOO-LONG-GIVEN-THE-BARRIER-WAS-ALREADY-UP-JUST-DESIGNATING-WHO-IS-CONNECTED-TO-IT!////et! FATES are not always obvious. In this case, I'm just outright noping this one.
////AS-FOR-WHY-I-DID-SO-BECAUSE////
////WELL////
////EVEN-I-HAVE-THINGS-I-CANNOT-JUST-IGNORE-INCLUDING-YOUR-TENDENCY-TO-BLOW-UP-ANYTHING-THAT-WINDS-UP-IN-YOUR-WAY-WHICH-WOULD-MAKE-A-BAD-SITUATION-WORSE-BY-FAR!-AS-IF-IT-ALREADY-HAS-NOT!////
////ALSO-I-WAS-HIRED-BY-USERZERO-IN-THE-FIRST-PLACE!-CUSTOMER-LOYALTY!////
////OH-YES-MINOR-ADVICE-DO-NOT-CALL-HER-HERA!-SERIOUSLY!-NAME-OR-NOT-SHE-WILL-NOT-RESPOND-TO-IT!////
19,000 damage to Twitchy!
Fennia will do as you say!
Slight favor in the future: Please use fractional ratios when saying how long stuff goes in. The bigger the denominator the bigger the charge, with the cap being a 50-post charge. If you're confused on how to play...I'd recommend just lurking a bit and watching everyone in general-you'll get a sense of how to play.
Adventure Fredbear doesn't have a phone on him! Plus, the Lil' Haunts are dead! Your beam does so little damage that it rounds down to 0!
The OP Scale is not a physical construct!
I REALLY doubt this is an April Fools Joke and more you trying to cover your hindquarters, though I don't feel banning you for it whether I'm right or not is appropriate as long as this doesn't develop into a pattern.
Because everyone basically agrees with this idea, UserZero decides to buff up the Small Dog, buff the Unbreaking enchantment, and then bury it at Bedrock Level for good measure.
I think I already gave a Level for the temmie helmet, but here: Helmet && bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE aRMOR?!?!?! = bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE hELMET?!?!?! (Level 10: 1/11)
Spambow 2000: A bow that is basically the old Minecraft bow on steroids, with the one downside that the arrows basically stop right in front of you. In other words, its like a minigun crossed with a shotgun; whatever's in front of you will die, and whatever's ten feet away from you will not.
Secret Agent's Bowler Hat: Stay Classy with this gadget-filled hat, including trinkets such as small lasers, a razor edge for close-quarters combat and a built-in phone!
Laptop && Old R Armor Helmet && Polish = Helmet of Data (Level 4: 1/5)
Flamethrower && Flak Rounds = Flakthrower (Level 3: 1/4)
They'll do as you say! 2,000 damage to a Low Knife Cluster!
The Hivemind's resistance proves rather minimal! 5,000 damage to the Hivemind!
Would have worked, if not for...
...This! 8,000 damage to Twitchy!
Mace && Light Titan Essence = Phototitan Mace (Level 10: 1/11)
Gauntlet && Darkness Titan Essence = Shadetitan Arm (Level 10: 1/11)
16,000 damage to Twitchy!
Focused 28,000 damage to Twitchy!
Twitchy gains a Fortification Stack!
...There isn't a Download. This is a play-by-post game: You play by, well, posting.
They'll certainly try, but I doubt success. Your attempts to make the HIVEMIND evasive for the next few attacks, however, do!
There's no Codex attachment to the Alchemiter! You can't input codes!
You somehow fail, instead summoning a singular entity consisting of 21534741362574^436457 Flowey Expies. Horde of Flowey Expies summoned! being expies of the freaking flower of omnicide, they're Hostile!
Hot diggity Dog! The World's Best Minecraft Player summoned!...What did I just say!?
Focused 46,000 damage to Twitchy!
You become vulnerable! Crystal returns to the field!
15,000 damage to Twitchy!
15,000 damage to a Tombstone! The ?????Ade will now be the Lunablade! Ebbotine Temmie summoned! They'll do as you say.
"We become A god." VERY interesting phrasing there, and odder still, I get the sense that it's correct.
+3 HP to yourself!
glove of the Moon: A black wool glove with a silver emblem of the moon, meant to be worn on the right hand. Holds minor power over the moon.
Manaticon Flamesprayer && Hyper Ballistics== Xia-Li Polyslayer (Level 8: 1/9)
Refined Regenerator && Advanced Tech == Super Prototype Medigun (Level 6: 1/7)
Linecutter Axe && Nyctometal == Night Edge (Level 6: 1/7)
The Haunt gets marked! 20,000 damage to the Haunt!
You converse with the (now former) crew of the Baneblade (who's adeptus managed to unclog the cannon, if only because it was getting XOR'd anyways), confirming the death of their great strategist. They converse amongst themselves, hesitant to ask what they are currently aware of as, well, a Xeno, and finally, after what felt like a very heated discussion, the Medic asks what are they going to do about the Eye of Terror exploding?
You also learn that they had discovered various explosives upon the ship, wireless in nature of unkonwn make. They hadn't gone off due to the aformentioned explosion and-wait, did they actually say the Eye of Terror freaking exploded?!
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade: Throw this cute plush at someone, and it will become AWESOME by healing them up with a powerful burst of life Majjyks! Or an equivalent. Sadly, cannot raise the dead and cannot fix brain damage-though it can revive a lot.
You don't get rid of the Tears, BUT you do manage to do 22,000 damage to Twitchy!
The Hivemind dodges thanks to ConsumerOfAll's shenanigans earlier! Woe be you!
Blazing Pyrotheum Magmatic Florb > Fine = Boiling Wrath Magmatic Florb (Level 5: 1/6)
My advice: Just toss random, creative attacks at random PZ entities and watch the fireworks. That's your best bet. I think you'll pick up on what to do over time if nothing else.
3,000 damage to a High Knife Cluster! You feel yourself weakening...No, not weakening. You feel the curse of repetetiveness surround you, nullifying your strength...
The Dead Pool summoned! It'll do as you say. Somehow, the images on the cards deal 10,000 damage to Twitchy. I feel your 'unable to finish post' pain, Toast.
I've already talked with you about this: My final verdict is that the Mysterious Man will remain under charge rules as-stated, which means you have only spent 50. The other 2 50 post charges can be spent how you will, but as it stands, I really can't let there be MORE huge HP bars, especially not after Twitchy.
You nail Twitchy with a stop sign for 17,000 damage! However, the Annoying Dog has absorbed no attack of anyone's and you find nothing.
The AGAD is DEAD!
I think the Imperator...Well, can't always be 100% sure, but I think the Imperator isn't a ship. In any case, the Imperator is in the Devil Room and can't be harmed! (Any mention of this being 27,000 damage to it is a mistake).
7,000 damage to Twitchy!
Thanks for the reminder on that.
Homura cannot find the strength! Its as if she's being prohibited...By which I mean, no resummons!
OK, 'attack' in the case of Opening Presents is kind of...Yeah, no, that doesn't count. I mean, seriously. There's some other thigns that might go into one category or another, but Opening Presents is probably gonna be the one time I say it's 'other.' In any case, you do that.
Also, need to remind myself: You make thyself, well, vincible again!
They'll do as you say.
The Ethereals explode. Or at least the ones attacking. They ascend, only to explode again, leaving nothing.
...The remainders (alternatively SCP foundation if there ARE none) manage to gather data and finally correlates their death to nothing short of a mental backlash caused by Richard in attempting to breach his mind. It appears that he actually still has mental defense after all.
He looks at you very angrily, but doesn't say a word.
12,000 damage to Twitchy!
I'm sorry, I really had to point out fhree turns. Newest meme confirmed.
In any case, Asterism summoned! I'm starting to see a pattern here. the 1st, 2nd and 3rd all had a random roll ability, all three had a second phase after a charged attack regarding an artifact, and, to potentially spoil it, things tended to go out of hand in some manner when said charge was finished.
29,000 damage to Twitchy!
Falls: I'm sorry, I just flat-out forgot what this was made from. I think this was a Gravity Gauntlet upgrade, though, so basically assume a more fancy gravity Guantlet. So, so sorry about this.
D15x3: 3D15. Or, 3 15-sided dice. Really simple.
4 damage to Hezetor!
Uh-oh.
1/2
| Charges |
Ootay~ 4/50
All just a game. 45/50
Sun-dered. 12/40
| Alchemy |
! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 11/11) DONE!
Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level 10 - 5/11)
Fixed the graphic bug causing The Scrapper's Armory to read as level 11.
Improbobility Drive && Unstable Portal &&
1+ to Ire 1+ to Twin 1+ to MeGa
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
| Action |
~Toast sends a volley of cards at Hezetor; once more using Destiny. They revealed themselves:
The Sancturary
The Tide.
Death.
With a shake of her arm, the last card quickly changed to The Maiden. Chance is an illusion.
The first card burned into nothing, and a sancturary rich with foliage began to surround Hezetor, water from the sea feeding the plants around it (coinciding with the second card's leave). The relaxing sound of the tide washing against the grassy shore too washed away the sounds of battle. The water formed an island in the center of the sancturary where Hezetor was. As the last card burned, a fair lady stepped over the water seperating the archaic stone pillars from Hezetor. She approached, and loose roots, not in any way inhibiting, surrounded the player (it would be easy to shake them. A yellow-green energy followed these roots up to Hezetor's body and enveloped it in a similar light. The many wounds seemed to fade into the ground, washed away with the tide. The Maiden closed her eyes and hummed, the Tide entering the Sancturary formed a wall in the openings, providing an additional layer of defence and fortifying Hezetor, letting the Sancturary become true to it's name.
She disappeared into the water, leaving a serene stillness inside the Sancturary. With the distractions of the world gone, it could be admired for how beautiful it is.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Good. I was about to attempt to fire the DeRailgun to destroy everything Undertale. Seriously guys, stop with the plot tumors.
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Dang, any ideas how to make the best weapons to kill the bosses, and the Godmodder?
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
The best weapon in general for DTG is your own creativity. Alchemies are only a 5,000 point damage bonus at the very most, which doesn't effect godmodders, and we haven't even gotten to the max level of alchemies yet yet. Finding the best alchemies is mainly a matter of luck and your own creavity.
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Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
I've actually got something right there that might help you with that. Granted, she's invincible right now, but it will help you go a long way.
But it isn't cheap. The cost of this thing is your SOUL. Are you gonna take it?
(AYAZE STOP TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF NOOBS WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON TO CON THEM OUT OF THEIR SOULS)
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Well, my alchemies escalated quickly.
/null, I'll use the info gained in the EOTB to more wisely make my decisions this turn.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
since I've got nothing to do i will just use one of my items i use burnmoar that is 50 blocks long it is the ultimate nether sword but it takes time to swing (this isn't charging this is swinging so don't say i have to follow the charge rules) k i get out my jet and drink a invisibility potion
n progress/finished=======
Template: Helmet && bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE aRMOR?!?!?! = Battlefurys temmie helmet 4/11 Level 10
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 4/11 Level 10
Brute-Force Hacking && DDoS Botnet = Destroyer of Firewalls 1/? Level ?
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Battlefury13: Begin evil plot
You begin your plot by changing your style of narrating you're post. I then change it back. Now, its time to get a few things you need.
Firstly, you need an extremely powerful internet and CPU. It's important for the massive hacking you're gonna pull off in a few months or so, considering the large amount of stuff your gonna need. I ask UserZero for a computer that has a attachment or something like that. Inside minecraft, of course. Asking for her to give you a computer in real life would be pointless, but the ingame computer is important. This plan is going to take forever to set up, so getting that right off the bat would be useful.
Secondly, you transcribe the rules of DTG0 on a sheet of metal in red, magical marker. Before long you have crafted the Rules of DTG0, which is useful... If you wanted to enforce them, that is. I then bend the sheet of metal until it could be considered broken without breaking off any of the metal, creating the Broken Rules. Which would be useful, but in its uncharged state, it is COMPLETELY USELESS.
Broken Rules Level 0 [Error: Level 0! Can only be used in crafting}
And then you forgot what you intended to make that a part of. Oh well.
You then ask how you can acquire a magic cueball, not to be confused with a cueball infused with magic.
I then test the D15X3 on the Newb King/
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Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7 u
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The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Charges========
12/50
8/50(3 + from engie)
7/50 (3+ from engie*
3+ to Engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
First and foremost...sans arrives.
UserZero clicks her own fingers, and an insane gust of wind blows everywhere! Entities are scattered to the four winds! Only a few hold their ground...And of course, sans is now also here-being a godmodder, the wind is little more than dramatic.
sans isn't too much to look at. A squat skeleton with white pinpricks for eyes behind a grinning skull, he isn't too much for features, though it appears he's rather, shall we say, big-boned. He wears a blue parka with a tattered red cloth hanging back from it, tied around his neck like some kind of scarf, or something. He wears some jeans and, amusingly enough, light-blue slippers. His right hand grips a rather large bone, almost as tall as he is and used like a walking stick, while the left hand dons a glove, a marked glove...
...You realize exactly why the Psy-Godmodder had, all that time ago, locked in this charge. Upon his left glove (and he doens't have a right glove) is a singular symbol: Γ. sans is a Gamma Plus godmodder. AZ players turn towards Richard; he's staring at the glove, almost drooling at the opportunity sitting right in front of him to get an easy rank up.
sans: hello.
sans: honestly, it took a while. the terrain was pretty hard to traverse with all the craters.
sans: heh...dramatic wind, just for me?
sans: uh, not really my kind of thing.
sans then notices Richard.
sans: oh, didn't see you there.
sans: ...hey, you don't look all that-
sans VERY narrowly dodges a massive hammer swing from Richard. Richard's eyes-you can almost SEE it-they're fogged by ambition. He is not going to let sans live. Period.
sans: what? you're expecting me to just stand there and-
Another blow, another dodge.
sans:...i guess so-
sans takes the step back he needed to just in time, and then several MORE steps back, each met with another swing from Richard.
sans: here i was thinking i might just be able to reason with at least one of you.
sans: i can't believe...
sans: ...no, i can.
sans grin almost falters. That's probably impossible since he's a skeleton, so this might be as close as you'll get to a legitimate frown.
sans: you people, it's always this way.
sans: i just walk in and you try to kill me.
sans: no questions asked.
sans: i thought i couldn't care less, but somehow it bothers me.
Godmodder477: Heads up, punk!
Godmodder477: Dog-eats-dog is the way of godmodders!
Godmodder477: Personally, I just prefer making people lose their minds, but I've killed before!
Godmodder477: If it's not fellow godmodders, it's anti-godmodders looking for another challenge!
Godmodder477: Like seriously, I think UserZero is the one reason I actually have allies right now.
sans: does it really have to be that way?
Godmodder477: ...No, but really, between psychos like UserZero and the fact that at some point rage alone becomes-
sans: every last one of my ranks has been a kill in self-defense.
sans: i just can't believe how many people insist that i have to die for 'threatening them.'
sans: i wasn't even anywhere near them.
sans: i never did anything else except exist.
sans: that's just messed up.
sans: usually i wouldn't care so much, but...
sans: i don't even know.
sans: i never really did have much for EXP.
Godmodder477: Experience Points?
sans: ...i'd say but that's 'spoilers' apparently?
Godmodder477: Oh, doesn't matter!
Godmodder477: Just, stand still so I can rank up!
Godmodder477: That way, I can kill UserZero faster, and killing her means we take out a psychopath who apparently screwed you over something fierce AND I get the title and power I finally deserve!
Everyone looks at Richard like he's high on paint fumes.
sans: no.
Godmodder477: Oh, come on! You just talk like some fatalist-why aren't you just accepting that?
sans: why should i just lay down and die?
sans: would you?
Godmodder477: No, but I have a destiny to fulfill, unlike you! You're just some bit player!
sans: is that what you think?
sans: is that what they all think?
UserZero: nope, tuba boy's just got hot air in his head.
Godmodder477: Hey! I do not-
Godmodder477: Say, why do you two talk the same?
sans: i think she stole it from me.
UserZero: what? how...How dare you think that! i haven't stolen anything!
UserZero: ...hahah, who am i even kidding?!
UserZero: yeah, i stole stuff!
UserZero: mostly lives!
UserZero: ie papyrus.
THAT looked like one mean button on sans part, as it look like the name itself made sans visibly flinch. UserZero donned just an absolutely mean little grin all the while, and Richard decides to just bow out and let the duo bark at each other for a minute.
sans: ...uzi.
sans: a long time ago i felt like nothing matters.
sans: everything i ever did got undone.
sans: there was absolutely no point in trying to do anything.
sans: atrocity after atrocity, and what could i do that would honestly stick?
sans: the instant i realized that if the anomaly-if you-didn't get the result you wanted you'd undo it...
sans: well. my worldview certainly changed.
sans: i tried to make friends with what i realized was the source of it all-frisk, his name was, i think?
sans: or was it...?
sans: eh, doesn't matter.
sans: i tried so hard on the one thing i thought did make a difference-to make him do the right thing.
sans: you didn't care at all.
sans: people stood against the monster you made out of that kid, and no matter what happened, you wouldn't stop.
sans: when i tried to do the one thing that would actually matter, you wouldn'd stop.
sans: and then, of course, when the ultimate 'prize' for your audacious slaughter was revealed, you just locked us up in combat forever.
sans: and when you wind up fighting someone for eternity, you start to realize something over time...
sans: and when that became apparent, that's when you stepped in.
sans: i only know asgore didn't make it-died saving us.
sans: not sure if alphys or the others did.
sans: i didn't even know flowey really existed until now...
sans: and then some guy came along, that alpha godmodder...
sans: name of...
sans: ...name of...of...
sans: ...of...
sans seems visibly distraught that he cannot remember the name.
sans: ...
UserZero: HAHAHAHAHA!! hypocriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!
UserZero: i recall you telling me off about not remembering whoever that...ghost person was.
UserZero: see, i told you it wasn't so easy. it all just blends-
UserZero stops at the sight of a bone uselessly colliding with the barrier. Didn't even come remotely close to hitting her, but she definitely noticed.
sans: shut up.
sans: you killed them, every last one, and here you are, still doing exactly what you've been doing like it was nothing at all.
sans: everyone i've met since leaving the underground has been completely atrocious-you're no different.
sans: the sad fact is that i'm not angry because you're the worst i've seen.
sans: i'm angry because you aren't.
sans: you're exactly the same, both of you, and almost every other godmodder i've seen thus far.
sans: it doesn't matter who's on top at all.
sans: the godmodding ladder?
sans: it's all just a sick joke.
Richard seems to take extreme offense that he's NOT the worst sans has seen, that he's comparable to UserZero, and that being on the top doesn't matter at all. UserZero ALMOST shrugs, then really thinks about what it means that she'd be exactly the same as Richard, and then you see her get red in the face and see her cubical fists ball up (well, cube up). She stands up properly and marches out of the safety of the barrier, rolling up sleeves and reaching for her weapons.
UserZero: Now you see here, you FREAKING LITTLE-
This proved to be a dumb move, as UserZero immediately gets nailed with a bone to the face, almost exactly the same as before, dealing 1 damage. Richard chuckles under his breath at the sight of what was, by godmodding standards, epic fail. UserZero tries to back away to the safety of the barrier, the blow clearing up her head, only to narrowly walk into a massive wall of bones that now covers the entire barrier. Her face screams audacity. Richard is too amused to take advantage of the fact that sans is now staring directly at her, or that UserZero was very briefly suffering a breakdown.
UserZero, of course, just slowly turned back to the battlefield in response, now obviously open for future attack, and yet looking just so ANGRY that no-one exploits it.
throughout all of that, sans kept his nigh-eternal grin going. As stated, it faltered or flinched a bit but it never wavered.
sans: let's go.
sans immediately unleashes Opening Gambit! sans...OK, can't keep up, what is this even...ah, here we go. sans smashes his bone-staff onto the ground, sprouting a massive wave of bones, combined with a telekinetic slam downwards and a horde of laser beams that seem to come straight out of nowhere! The mad combination slams into the entire Pro-Zero side and dealing...he deals...
...That's it?
...OK then. sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units, UserZero (Godmodder), The World's Best Minecraft Player (too pro) and Lil Chub (Red Array of Death) excluded, and inflicting Karmic Retribution to all of them! Karmic Retribution (or KR for short) is basically a super-poison, but not enough to really matter! And that appears to be all! moving-wait. Nope, not all. sans then deals another 1,000 damage to all PZ units...Then another 1,000 damage to all PZ units...
...OK, I think I get his gimmick now. He'll deal 1,000 damage to his targets of choice for every action taken...Period. Player actions, Entity actions, doesn't matter-Sans has basically the speed to do it all day and more, barring if you can dodge or somehow tank it (IE the 3 entities mentioned above). Like just now: 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
Talist opens another present! He gets another Lump of Coal, which is basically a singular coal, Level 1. It doesn't produce another present. sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
Fennia uses XOR upon Luna and the Baneblade! the Baneblade's crew evacuates (luckily having cleaned out the cannon clog earlier) as the two entities are slammed together and then mathematically forced to become basically an outline...Then Pricey re-defines the entity, becoming the Lunablade! This beast now has two HP bars that must be depleated, it's first special has become Levitator Enforcer, and its offensive capabilities have been traded for healing ones!...sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
... sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! The Clara dolls are summarily obliterated to the last! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
Dark Bowser, seeing an opportunity to attack a stunned entity, slams down upon Feyd's enderman Army with a gruesom body slam! This obliterates them all! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
...sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
The guitar solo is unable to be played over the intense wind and pewters out! It's out of intensity! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
...sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
Azazel's Brimstone+Ludivico technique remains on Twitchy even though Azazel is currently busy trying not to be flung to outer space! 2 4,500 damage attacks ensure against Twitchy! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
...sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
Lil' Chub, who was immune to the wind due to the RAOD, slams right into the Nebula Monolith, minicritting for 36,000 damage! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
...sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
The World's Best Minecraft Player, noticing Sir Shield and the Lunablade nestled behind it, decides to pay a visit with Splash Potions of Damage! Sir Shield can't defend against the splash, and therefore both him and Lunablade take 14,000 damage! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
Twitchy's hands and the rest of her bits are in dissaray, so she draws a card! It's Justice! Twitchy applies it to Adventure Fredbear, healing him for 12,500 HP, giving him a bomb and an add-on, and giving him +1 charge point! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units! Twitchy's other action is slapping the weakened Nebula Monolith out of here! It's flares are still collectible! sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
EXOS +1s all GS players, and Richard +2s Irecreeper and Generic before trying to take a swing at sans! ...He misses. sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units!
UserZero +3s all her allies and proceeds to get ANGRY. She knows better than Richard, however, to just attack sans straight-up. IT'll take an INCREDIBLE attack to catch sans off-guard. She ought to grit her teeth and bear it...And as such, heals all of her Pro-Zero units for exactly 43,000 damage, and restores them to Karmic Retribution.
sans blinks.
sans: you have got to be kidding me.
UserZero: That's godmodding, baby!
UserZero:
sans: ...
sans: eh.
sans deals 1,000 damage to all PZ units. His opening gambit really didn't work all that well...sans then switches up patterns! opening gambit only works once, so he'll switch targets to AZ and pattern to crosswall!
...The Mysterious Man stops delaying his summon and gets in here. The Skytears stop.
Breakdown: This battle will involve at least two things: copypasting, and sans dealing a lot of damage just because his actions are equal in number to the amount of actions actually done in the turn! The more actions that occur, the more damage he'll do-THIS INCLUDES NULLPOSTS, as sans does not fight clean. sadly, for those who know sans as a 1 HP wonder, you are sadly mistaken; in ranking up to Gamma Plus, sans has managed to gain an incredible 5 HP, and given who we're dealing with, will only be able to take so much at a time! His evasion is second only to the Psy Godmodder's evasion, so...This is going to suck.
The good news: sans actions are predictable. Kind of. Entities with special qualities can't be harmed by some of his patterns, making them exempt from his otherwise field-cleaning damage! As a general rule, evasive entities are almost guaranteed to be able to dodge his patterns without issue, though exceptions exist, and some patterns automatically HIT evasive entities instead. Players are also kind of immune barring him explicitly aiming for you in this case (so Talist doens't get salty about literally being eviscerated before he can act).
Attacking sans is the only way to make him become less evasive-the more attacks coming his way the more he'll have to work for it, though his dodge will go up turn-to-turn as he regains some breathing space! Get it low enough and you may actually be able to damage him-which will cause him to be unable to act for the rest of the turn!
...Oh, yeah. sans has picked up several tricks during his time. MAKE SURE you read the last lines in the EoTB: his position in the placement of actions is LAST, and he might pull out something to surprise you. If you fall for his traps, he will gain extra actions. A LOT of extra actions. Nothing's been done on that front for now...
Terrain: Oceanic Platform. Nautical entities get 20% dodge. AZ entities ignore up to 15% dodge chance when attacking.
Weather: N/A
[H] Horde of Flowey Expies: 190,000/190,000 HP. Ignores all attack/defense debuffs on themselves and all attack/defense buffs on targets!
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[N] Shroob Defense Force:
Shield Shroombs: 10,000/10,000 HP x2. Auto-bodyguards all Shroob Units and all Gateways.
Techno Shroombs: 3,000/3,000 HP x2. Immunizes Shroobs/Gateways to AoE while alive.
Summoned by the 1st Gateway! Destory the control Panel to gain control!
Action: Retaliate against any attackers to them or the Shroob Attack Force/1st Gateway!
[N] Annoying Dog: 78,000/180,000 HP. Patch Quilt: III Artifact Blaster: IIIII Extremely Cool Slasher: IIIIIII ARFIFACT GONER: IIIIIIIIIIII
[N] Christmas Tree: 6,050/10,000 HP. Gives +1 to all entity charges of a specific faction. Gifts: 5/6.
[N] Fennia Shefferstreck: 156,000/192,000 HP. ⊻: IIIII Action: XOR Lunai and the Baneblade!
[N] NICEMEME: 60,000/80,000 HP. Counterattacks all attackers.
[N] The Nightmare: 10/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 7,000) Nightmare Crystal: 5,000/5,000 HP x1.
[N] Shroob Attack Force:
Basic Shroob Infantry: 5,000/5,000 HP. x5
Shroomb Elite Unit 5,000/5,000 HP. x2 Auto-Bodyguards the Commander!
Shroomb Commander:7,000/7,000 HP. Improves all Shroob units by 5%!
Action: Retaliate against attackers!
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[N] Small Dog: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 HP. Terrible consequences occur for whoever kills this guy. Currently Sealed in a Bedrock Cage underground-cannot be attacked. (Will be removed next turn, just for show.).
[GS] Dark Bowser: 34,500/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Action: Attack the Chef-Class Imperator Titan!
[GS] Dark Star Core: 30,000/60,000 HP. Tentacles: 6,000/6,000 HP x3. Bodyguarding the Core! Glasses: 9,600/9,600 x2. 2 random Tentacles have 100% dodge chance while either is alive (doesn't stack!) Double-target. I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII Has escaped! Get it out of Dark Bowser again!
[GS] Flares: 2 Red, 2 Blue, 2 Yellow, 3 White. Will fade by next turn!
[GS] Koopa Troopa: Bodyguarding Dark Bowser! Stunned!
Goombas: 8,000 HP x10. Will auto-kick any Koopa Shells (only 1 each, though).
Koopas: 4,000/4,000 HP x20. Spawns Koopa Shells when HP is 0. Koopa Shells can be kicked to deal damage or destroyed-but they'll respawn to a Koopa if not touched for a turn.
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 20/20 HP x2. Real Man: III
[GS-PL] Dr.Omnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle: 20/20 HP x2. PhD in EVERYTHING: III
[GS-PL] -STRIKE THE EARTH-: 20/20 HP x2. FOR SHOVELRY: III
[GS] John: 20/20 HP. Current forme: Spellcaster. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster. HP. Spellcaster Mode: -2,000 DMG/+HP, but consecutive attacks/heals buffs the alternative. Chain: Healing, 4.
AZ Damage: 60,000/150,000
PZ Damage: 55,000/150,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Lunablade: 220,000/250,000 HP. 4/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Cannot attack; can only heal. Levitator Enforcer: IIII Heal Bunny: IIIII Healing Roar: IIIIIIII ULTIMATE, Blessing of the Heal Master: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
[AZ] Wraith: 30,000/100,000 HP. Super Evasive (40%). Cannot attack; Can Scan to gather information about any entity. Action: Scan Adventure Fredbear! Inversed: II
[AZ] Sir Shield: 156,000/430,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can bodyguard multiple entities at once and occasionally (20%) block attacks. Enrages if Lunai dies. Large Counter: III Reinforce Shield: IIII Summon Mini-Shield: IIIII ULTIMATE, Shield of the Great Warlord: IIIIIIIIIIII. Guarding: Lunablade, Ultra Greed.
[AZ] Feyd, the Enderman King: 100,000/100,000 HP.
[AZ] Newb King: 80,000/80,000 HP. Action: Attack a Medium Knife Cluster!
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 150,000/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, takes 1/4 damage. Bank: 17/150 Pennies. Guarded by Sir Shield! Action: Cash Shower!
[AZ] Azazel: 6/6 HP, Can only take 1 damage per attack. Every 2 damage, deal 5,000 damage to any conpoments of a Gatekeeper. 100% Accuracy!
[AZ] Cuarc: 4/4 HP. 1000% Position Uncertainty, 0% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 1/3 (PZ). Action: Attack Twitchy!
[AZ] Leicteron: 4/4 HP. 1000% Position Uncertainty, 0% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 0/3. Primed Matter: 0/3. Action: Attack Twitchy!
[AZ] Ebbotine Temmie: 120,000/120,000 HP. tem ROKY STRECH: III. tem ROKY FLAKES: IIIII. SMALLER tem COPIEZ: IIIIIIII. BLESSING of tEMBO: IIIIIIIIII. Action: Heal Sir Shield!
[AZ] The Dead Pool: 100,000/100,000 HP. Can split attack multiple times! Is Aquatic. Good against groups!
[AZ] Asterism: 200,000/200,000 HP. Flips between Sight and Sound mode. Mode: Sight. Spectra: II (Sight) Sinewave: II (Sound): Monochrome: III (Sight) Tone Deaf: III (Sound). The Vox: IIIIII
[AZ] Hezetor: 2/20 HP. 1 Armor. Super-Evasive (40%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII).
[AZ] Talist: 20/20 HP. Mood: N/A (0/3). Tokens: (5, 0, 5)
[AZ] crystalcat: 20/20 HP. Ante Matter: 0/100,000.
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan: 417,000/450,000 HP. Void Shields: 20,000/100,000 HP +20,000 HP per turn (can be penetrated). Plasma Annihilator: IIII IRON CHEF: IIIIII. Shield of Snowflakes: III Banished to the Devil Room: II
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Good Eats: IIII Banished!
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Attack increases every turn. Banished! (ATK Increase: 7,500)
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Guest Star: III Banished!
[PZ] Lil' Chub: 170,000/170,000 HP. Add-Ons: 8,000/8,000 HP x2. Add +2,000 ATK power each. Guarded by the Red Array of Death!
[PZ] The Haunt: 119,000/140,000 HP. Marked!
[PZ] Adventure Fredbear: 119,000/125,000 HP. 30% chance to Pixelate, becoming impossible to interact with! Regen Song: III Mega Bite: IIIII Mimic Ball: IIIIII Adventure of '87: IIIIIIIII. Action: Dethrone the Newb King!
[PZ] The World's Best Minecraft Player: 20/20 HP. Extremely adept at dodging! Penetrating!
[PZ] Mysterious Man: 15/15 HP. Lives: 3. Element: Fire. Mystery Charge: IIIII
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 18/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 29,000/30,000 HP x11; 14,000/30,000 HP x1.
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS] Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 135,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Low Knife Clusters: 77,000/86,000 HP x1; 63,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 80,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 77,000/86,000 x1; 56,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Air. Disembodied Hands: 165,000/166,000 HP x2; Can Draw. Red Array of Death: Shielding Lil' Chub! Disembodied Heart: 140,000/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies! Can only spawn hands if any are dead! HIVEMIND: 212,493/251,493 HP; Fortified: II. If Twitchy dies, they can respawn her at 1/3rd HP given a turn! Spreads status effects!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 8/12. Discard Pile: Empress, 2 of Spades, Joker. Card Selection: III
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 28/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 119/150 HP.
[N-Γ] sans: 5/5 HP. Aggrivatingly Evasive (150%). Current Target: [AZ]. Current Pattern: Crosswall (Anti-Ground)
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
[|||||||] Decayed Heart: READY. Owner: crystalcat [AZ]
2/2
| Charges |
Ootay~ 5/50
All just a game. 46/50
Sun-dered. 13/40
| Alchemy |
! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 11/11) DONE!
Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level 10 - 5/11)
Fixed the graphic bug causing The Scrapper's Armory to read as level 11.
New!! Cigarette Lighter || Infinite Improbability Drive Unstable Portal && Essence of a Chaos Rager && Underworld Jadeblade Shards = ?? (Level ?? - 1/??)
1+ to Ire 1+ to Twin 1+ to MeGa
| Inventory | ~
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
| Action |
~Toast infuses Hezetor with some of the recently fallen souls using The Chain Warden. Soul powers kek.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Alchemies
Tracking Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rocket && Advanced Chainsaw = Tracking Rocket Chainsaw (7/8)
Brightstone > Fine = Brightsteel (3/5)
Blazing Pyrotheum Magmatic Florb > Fine = Boiling Wrath Magmatic Florb (2/6)
Module Action
Module Descriptions
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: Generating light level 40.
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: 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into 
, 5,000 EMC into 
.
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: 11,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from 
. Transferring no EMC.
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: Condensing nothing. 39,068/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from 
.
- -
: Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal. Receiving items from 
.
- -
: Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to 
.
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: 162,120/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from 
. Transferring 106 EU per post to 
.
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: Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from 
.
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: Being powered and operated by 
.
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (26/50) (+2 all from Tazz)
Project M12-The Typographer (14/50)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (32/50)
+3 to Ire
Storypost
27 July 2012
Universe UC442.MR2109
Earth 73/4
New North Roflica Research Organization
Sector D221
Human Subject Suite #1552a
Senior Bioaugmentor Ceresta stepped into the room just as the unactivated body of the Java Programmer, the unit she had been working on, was wheeled into the room on an autonomous vehicle. She hooked up the body to the electrical activation stasis chamber, walked over to the control panel and pressed a button.
The first thing that happened was the letting out of a ear-piercing scream that sounded like a YTP technique and the EAS Tones laced with Billy Mays pitched up six octaves. Ceresta turned to the stasis chamber, which had now opened; the stasis anomaly rays being nullified by a single wide counter-ray. The Java Programmer stepped out of the chamber and immediately vanished.
"I'm... alive?"
Ceresta turned to the source of the sound. The newly-activated girl had only teleported behind her.
"Haha, how'd you do that?"
"Oh, it's a script I wrote."
"You've only been activated less than a minute; how'd you do that?"
"I suppose you didn't know the potency of that code."
Action
I call the Nuke Delivery Hotline.
555-555-5555-55555-55-555
"Hello?"
"You have called the" - cut to another voice - "Nuke Delivery Hotline."
"For useless stuff, press 1. For more useless stuff, press 2. To hear EAS Tones, press 3. To hear the sound coming from the inside of Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet, press 4. To actually talk to a human, press 5; however, the human is deaf. For nuke delivery requirements, press 6."
This continues for 15 minutes.
"For nuke delivery orders, press 992315."
992315
"You have entered 9. 9. 2. 3. 1. 5. Please wait for a representative."
The sounds of Pikachu going "PIKA PIKA CHU CHU PIKA PIKA CHU CHU" over and over again play instead of waiting music, continuing for 5 minutes until the "music" gets cut off.
"Thank you for your continued patience. You are now at position five. vigintillion. six. hundred. fifty. nine. novemdecillion. four. hundred. ninety. five. octodecillion. four..."
I grow increasingly infuriated at the 5.66*1063 people on the line. Just as I am about to release my anger, I hear something.
"Thank you for your patience. We have connected you to an ordering representative."
The "representative" clearly has no idea how to speak English.
"Hello?"
"Hello I am ?????? I am your ordering representative for today."
"I would like one nuke dropped onto the Hivemind."
"I cannot understand your accent please wait for someone who can understand you."
"You know what? SCREW THIS SERVICE, I'M MAKING MY OWN NUKE!"
Without even hanging up, I toss the phone at the Hivemind, where it explodes right in its center.
Entity Action
Fennia grabs a sheet of paper and disproves the existence of Euclidean geometry in the area near the Hivemind. Due to this, the Hivemind gets sucked into the Dimension of Polonium-210 Everywhere.
17/30
2/20
+3 Consumerofall
Hey Sans! Uh... I'd really rather you stay targeting the AZ side, they are bigger after all! If you do it for an extra turn, I'll give you... a burger! Grillby's style! Yeah!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Everyone looks at Sans in shock. Well... everyone except one.
The L()rd laughs.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! N()w that's p()wer! I think ()ld Skelly ()ver there is giving y()u a run f()r y()ur m()ney, Richard.
The L()rd jumps and spin-dashes into Twitchy. Twitchy then randomly explodes 5 seconds later.
(I'm back, baby!)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Thai Milk Tea && Lucky Charms && Hot Cocoa && Artificial Sweetener && Gun = Blaster of Bitterness and Saltiness 4/7
Laptop && Old R Armor Helmet && Polish = Helmet of Data 3/5
Flamethrower && Flak Rounds = Flakthrower 3/4
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
Lance 47/50 (+2 from Toast)
OH YES! 9/30
Winchester Rotomo 9/30
Feyd does a stance...
He's getting ready to dodge sans's next attack by teleporting!
WHAT.
YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA STAND THERE?
I'M AN ENDERMAN, YOU FOOLS!
The Newb King then grapple hooks to the Disembodied Heart and begins to stab it.
...Aaannndddd he stays there.
I look over at sans.
Hey, you. Yeah, you, sans! You know if you work for Ms.Uzi right here, she might kill you if you kill Richard and his army! She's also trying to kill us in the real world, which I found out by haxing!
...
Dude.
Oh yeah, and the 4th wall.
I then throw the Secret Agent Bowler Hat at Twitchy's Heart.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
I think everything in this turn for me will be in Comic Sans due to Sans is in the battlefield. Now focusing on the Annoying Dog
I look at the Annoying Dog (the real one) then I smile at it, flicking my fingers to open the hole that is too quick for the Annoying Dog to escape. I generate another hole that is in the skies that makes it fall from the skies, the spikes are on the floor that is pointing up where the portal is. I then generate a few thousand danmaku bullets straightly at he Annoying Dog then I put it in the Death-Cage and I close it. Inside the Death-Cage the Annoying Dog has to fight 5 high ranked Players while i look at it, the Annoying Dog is faced by 7 Doom Cannons then all fired at the Annoying Dog I wrote the message that says Thanks Generic and Ire for summoning Sans, the Death-Cage explodes while containing the Annoying Dog. I laugh like the maniac for attacking that stupid dog.
Character/Ally RPSir Shield: This ain't good there is Sans in the battlefield and it will directly target me
Lunabade: Yes... he will...
Me: There is 10 AZ Allies (Totalling 10,000 damage per action) in the field and now... WE WILL GONNA HAVE THE WORST TIME OF OUR LIFE.
However as you see the You are gonna have a bad time sign,
Me: Well... We are gonna have a bad time.
SANS IS HERE! WE ARE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.
Heal/Support based Ally 46/50
Coarsebot? 17/40
Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont start unless 2 buddies joined for a collab summon. I will quit this after 3 turns and change it into a normal summon which is different.)
Alchemy Creation:
Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss 10/11
Mini LHC && Crazy Particles && Meowmere ll Rune Blade = Madhouse 9/11
Red Paint && Rocket Launcher && Giant Pistol = Red Dead Retribution 8/8! (Part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree (The REKT Cannon is Level 25++ (If I had to make the [REDACTED])) I am Inspecting this...
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Not started yet,
Allies Action:
Sir Shield Summon Mini-Shield on Lunabade.
Sir Shield: We might gonna have a bad time without that thing.
Lunabade unloads the Healing Bunny at herself from her cannons
The Ebbotine Temmie slaps the Annoying Dog in the face.
+1 Talist +1 Generic for NYEH HEH HEH +1 Irecreeper
My ItemsCharge Bank: N/A
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Dark
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits) (I am saving these until Walker summons the big thing or another Big Boss/Gatekeeper appeared.)
Potion of Dire Nectar: 1x (Used on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits)
Materials:
Broken Temmie Crown (h0I!)
Essence of Sp00p (Used for Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 15+ (+ is i want to make the Plusinator Crystal via the 50 post Charge.)))
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Action:
MZ: Here, have some exposition.
I read a law textbook at Twitchy, using the Psionic Hyena Pin Prototype to broadcast it telepathically.
Besides the regulations on magic, or the fact that wasting the Queen's time is one of the highest offenses possible, the content is fairly mundane.
Entity orders:
The Wraith investigates the Mysterious Man, thereby robbing them of some of their mystery.
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
What I should explain next?
Immortals? No, we don't get along, and they're too human-like for me to find them interesting...
ConsumerOfAll Centric RP Chunk
MZ: We'll have to wait a while, then.
MZ: Be seeing you then.
Memorized your scent and everything, so don't bother running away...
I wander off to a more interesting part of the battlefield.
TwinBuilder Centric RP Chunk
I casually walk by Twin.
MZ: So, mind letting me in on this plan of yours?
MZ: How does it work?
Inventory:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (7/11)
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (2/10)
Charges:
Project Fenris 40/50 (+1 from Talist): A voice whispers "Once, there was a maiden..."
Can You Spare... A Heart? 14/50: But still, temporary strength has less consequences. That's why I see Godmodders in general as...
Twoscore Mirror Gaze 14/25: ...Does anyone else notice that annoying thing? Or are those of us with seven senses getting special treatment..
Boosts:
+3 for Irecreeper
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
Revan shoots an annoyed glare at TT, though if bribes are accepted he'll double TT's offer for the same to the PZ's. He however refuses to attack sans. It appears that Revan respects what sans stands for, if only he could help the skeleton... Revan sighs, the safety of the Galaxy appears to be more important than ideals for Revan. Revan instead debuffs Twitchy by using Dun Moch along telepathic attacks on her mental defenses, the insults have been edited out for your safety. This lowers her defense, he then decides to find the High Ground.
Charges:
HK-47 17/50 (Tazzwarp for all)
Basilisk War Droid 17/42
Sith Assassin(s) 20/30 (+1 Pricey, +2 Richard )
Assists:
Revan tosses +1 Pricey, TwinBuilder and Pit
Alchemiter
The Dark Side && Alchemiter 2/? =???
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.