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[RP AND ATTACKS]
ConsumerOfAll: I now see why you're considered the hardest boss in Undertale.

I consider my options, before deciding to send chains through the ground. They cover the Battlefield, seeking out sans when ever possible, but also remaining in other areas to help trap sans. I click my fingers and the chains start radiating a death aura, dealing damage to sans if he touches them, which he likely won't.

Clear the way.

Why...
...
...
Oh.

[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Homulilly 40/40 COMPLETE! (+3 from Best Godmodder, +2 from Tazz) ========================================
The 0riginal Megalovania 24/50 (+3 from Best Godmodder, +2 from Tazz, +3 from TT2000) ==================================================
Number 15 27/40 (+3 from Best Godmodder, +2 from Tazz) ========================================
Coin Launcher || ESP Railgun == only my railgun (8/9) =========
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (2/??) ===========

+1 to Walker/engie_ninja, +1 to TT2000, +1 to battlefury13

[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
[PZ] Homulilly: 300,000/300,000 HP, Despair: III, Funeral: III, Endless Walk: IIIII,, Field: IIIIII, End: IIIIIIII

Heavy Skytears: Non-PZ attack damage is penalized by 8%. II
Eldritch Field: Every non-PZ has a 10% chance of going Insane each turn.
Insanity: Ignores orders for the turn, attacks teammates.

Homulilly can not attack normally, instead inflicting Attack and Defense Down to two random non-PZs, non Godmodders.

Despair: The weather is changed to Heavy Skytears.
Field: The terrain is changed to Eldritch Field. Can only be used once.
Funeral: The target of this attack is buried, making them take a high amount of damage.
Endless Walk: The entity targeted by this attack is Banished for two turns, and take 5,000 damage per turn.
End: The entity targeted by this attack takes massive damage, likely enough to one hit.

(sans, thanks for killing the only entities I had on the field.
In the meantime, it might be a bad idea to nullpost if you are not in a faction with no entities affected by Karmic Retribution. I assume that there will be Gasterblasters very soon.

Another note to PZs, there's four of us (who actually charge) and we can give out three assists each. It might be a good idea to spread out our assists between each other.)

[INVENTORY]
Coin Launcher, ESP Railgun

Well, good thing I wasn't talking to Uzi, then!

Somehow, I don't think we took down Twitchy this turn.

Unless Richard somehow gets the kill, in which case, I call dibs on the Spoil of War.

Well, I knew we weren't taking her down. Time to do this...

50/50 The being that is itself time: DIALGA!!! (Completed by +2 Tazz)

Summoning...

FOCUSED ACTION!!!

44/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods (+2 Tazz)

30/50 CAPTAIN MEME! (+2 Tazz)

1/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left!

+3 Ire, for a total of +9 from me over the last two turns

Formula 1 Car && Turbo Booster: Blue Falcon 5/5

One of my summons demanded I get this for his big entrance. I think you guys can guess which one.

Sandstorm-Darude Version II Sandstorm-TM version: Irritation 3/5

Mooshroom II Mega Mushroom: Mega Mooshroom 3/5

What does it do? Well, it gives milk. And mushrooms.

I take out something similar to what I used almost…I think it was 4 months ago now?

A Master Ball. Covered in ball effects, but still recognizable.

I throw the ball, and it slowly descends to hit the ground.

“It’s a shame Mercury left, because he’d be sooooo jealous.”

The ball impacts.

It opens in a flash of white light, as spinning clocks appear from the ball. They meet together, creating a large circle around the red light that is the Pokemon. The Pokemon breaks out of the red light, takes a step that shakes the Earth, and roars.

Dialga:

HP: 200,000

Moves:

Flash Cannon, fires a steel laser...somehow...at one opponent.

Dragon Claw, Single target physical attack

Aura Sphere, Single target attack, half power, never misses

Roar of Time, only used when in Primal Dialga form, takes III turns to charge, and the following turn, Dialga cannot attack. However, this attack deals massive damage to two targets.

Item: Adamant Orb. Allows for Primal Reversion at 50% health.

Special Ability, activated when Primal Reversion occurs: Intimidation: Any standard attack (AKA not charged) from an entity has a 50% chance to fail. This includes AOEs, but does not block all of it. For instance, if sans attacks all AZs for 1000 damage, each have a 50% chance to deal no damage to Dialga, but will still deal damage to everyone else. (Remember, Primal Form only)

Roar of Time III

I drive the Blue Falcon through a portal, and drop it off for someone to use. I reenter the battlefield through another portal.

"Well, I knew this was coming, but I'll still do this. sans? Consider this appreciation for you as a character."

I take out a record player and a disc. I take out a microphone.

Let's begin...

Megalovania with Lyrics

Idea taken from Brentalfloss

Certain lines taken from Undertale

Undertale made by Toby Fox

here we go, chara, down to business, let’s go

in this hall’s our final gambit, let’s go

so come on, dirty brother killer, let’s go

time for lazy bones to finish it, let’s go

here we go, chara, down to business, let’s go

in this hall’s our final gambit, let’s go

so come on, dirty brother killer, let’s go

time for lazy bones to finish it, let’s go

you have way too many E-X-P

i’ll punish you for your L-O-V-E

no matter who wins this won’t end well

kids like you should be burning in hell.

you have way too many E-X-P

i’ll punish you for your L-O-V-E

no matter who wins this won’t end well

kids like you should be burning in hell.

ready or not, chara, here i come

feel your sins crawling on your back

you look frustrated about something

guess i’m doing my job

ready or not, chara, here i come

feel your sins crawling on your back you look

really unsatisfied what did

you think would happen

so we’re gonna fight all day and night

face your final judgment though i know you’ll come right back again

which is why i’ll stay right here waiting on you

you’re gonna have a bad time

so we’re gonna fight all day and night

face your final judgment though i know you’ll come right back again

which is why i’ll stay right here waiting on you

you’re gonna have a bad time

what did you just say?

that you would spare me?

well here’s my response:

go geeettttttt dunked on!!!

lets start counting all your deaths

one and two, three and four,

i won’t show you any mercy

you didn’t show my friends any

lets start counting all your deaths

five and six, seven times,

i won’t show you any mercy

you didn’t show my friends any

lets start counting all your deaths

eight deaths, or was it nine?

i won’t show you any mercy

you didn’t show my friends any

if you were ever our friend

you will not come back again

i won’t show you any mercy

(come on, dirty brother killer, let’s go)

you didn’t show my friends any

(can’t afford not to care anymore)

you got to ten deaths, let’s invite your friends

oh, that’s right, you never had friends

here we go, chara, down to business, let’s go

in this hall’s our final gambit, let’s go

so come on, dirty brother killer, let’s go

time for lazy bones to finish it, let’s go.

This song, if good enough, buffs sans in the following manner: every turn gives him 50% more attack power. So, after this turn, he'd go up to 150%, then 225%, and so forth.

I walk out of the battlefield area, after putting away the song materials.

"Hey, sans, is it possible to just defeat someone to take their rank? Or is killing them necessary? Obviously, with you, it's a little different...unless you're sitting at a computer right now. Just...for purposes of backstory and figuring out how this works.

Flowey the flower? I have things to discuss with you..."

ENTITY ORDERS:

Azazel attacks Twitchy again with the RROD.

Dialga uses Flash Cannon on Twitchy as well.

And to ConsumerOfAll, the +3 from Uzi is only to one charge, not all three. Tazz explicitly mentions when it's all charges, and he did not do so here.

50/50 Hyperstorm (holding on charges)

28/50 XCOM Base (+2 tazzwarp, +1 EXOS)

4/50 Nexar Spawner (+2 tazzwarp)

EXOS, switch to spambot mode and dump hundreds of nullposts.

So you just blasted me on going meta, and now you want me to go meta to attack Richard via sans abuse? no way.

Fine. Then how about you send a bunch of drones into Twitchy?

Alright whatever. I send hundreds of drones to swarm Twitchy and inflict tons of damage.

Foundation HQ:

"Alright, I think we have a way to destroy everyone. Send in 100 D-class and have them do 10 things each, and we give sans the ability to destroy a whole team. Repeat it enough times, and everything dies."

A bunch of D-class are sent into the server. One makes a house, another mines, another chops down trees, another whacks a koopa with a shovel, another stumbles around and wanders into the path of a bunch of attacks, another makes a TNT cannon and blows himself up, another enchants a super-OP sword, another gets banned for hacking, another mines straight down and falls into lava, another plays the tuba horribly, another tries to shoot at sans, another tries to run out the cyber portal and explodes, another makes a suicide vest and suicide bombs the flowey expies, and the last guy watches them all and then griefs all the other D-class. These actions have pretty much no actual effect, but since each one counts as an action sans gets to do dozens of attacks.

Dark Bowser: I take one flare of each type, and if possible give the white one to the Dark Star Core so it recovers faster if I die. The bodyguards continue bodyguarding me.

PS: Whoever made the thing that makes flares, can you tell what the flares actually do? Use the PM thread if possible so it doesnt get lost.

Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 45/50(+1 exos +1 crusher 48)

Alchemies

The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives ??? 2/?

Then I try another alchemy: School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives ??? 2/?
my items:

TI help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)

Then I ask sans if he already have been asked this question.

Which is a perfectly reasonable way to get hit.

I test out the Sunbringer on Twitchy by spamming the flamethrower for 7 hours. I then put up a billboard telling people to give me charges and stand on top of it to dodge Sans's attack.

And again...: 46/50 (+2 from compensation)

Marvel of Machinery: 15/50 (+2 from compensation)

some loser: 8/25 (+2 from compensation)

Broken Nemesis && Repair Kit = Nemesis (4/4) complete!

Broken Spur && Repair Kit = Spur (4/5)

NEW: Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = ??? (1/?)

+2 to Twin.

Welp, let's be on our guard. Sans seems like a sympathetic enough character, so I won't be targeting him.

However, I will be dodging that attack of his...

Action 1/2

Shock Trooper Part A: 35/50

Shock Trooper Part A: 10/50

Snow Tank: 10/15

Xia-Li Polyslayer [Lvl.8 Assault Rifle]: 3/9

Super Prototype Medigun [Lvl.6 Medigun]: 3/7

Night Edge [Lvl.6 Axe]: 3/7

I +Assist TwinBuilder.

I, not wishing to fall victim to Sans's attack, perform a graceful backflip into the branches of a tree! I climb up the tree and opt to stay in its top until next turn.

Support: 45/100 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]

18/30

3/20

The World's Best Minecrafter takes this rather opportune moment, when everyone is focused on Sans, to peform a CRITICAL BACKSTAB on the Imperator.

Walker: level 2, 681500 damage

+3 to battlefury13

There is an awkward pause, during which the failure of the other two charges to be used becomes apparent. Walker shrugs, and decides to use the other two charges. One of them is another summon.

Roughly Twenty Ninjas: 5000/5000 (X20) (75% dodge chance, unless targeted with AoE attacks - targeting multiple ninjas with single-target attacks does not count)

Something Big: 50/50 (EXPENDED)

The other charge, he uses to try to slay Ultra Greed in a display of overkill, all at once! His sword shimmers as he unsheathes it, literally causing the landscape to explode merely by waving it around. He shines some old blood off of it, then stabs the ground. The ground essentially reacts by failing to exist anymore. With the land cleared all the way down to bedrock, Walker then teleports over to Ultra Greed, winds up his sword in preparation for a mighty attack... then promptly kicks Ultra Greed into the hole to bedrock, letting fall damage do all the work for him. Something Big: 50/50 (EXPENDED)

Wraith's investigations reveal that the Mysterious Man seems to hold strong control over a wide range of elements. Also, it may find out that he did not originally have this power... perhaps this mystery needs further investigation.

The Mysterious Man surveys the battlefield, then chuckles quietly upon noticing a certain person.

"Sans. Sans the skeleton... I remember what I was told about you. Or, more accurately, seen some of your power for myself. You'd be surprised what one can learn from the sidelines... Although I suppose I'm not there anymore right now. Oh well. So, what exactly do you plan to accomplish here? I just can't figure that out from where I'm standing now."

He shrugs.

"Then again, I'm hardly one to talk. Only brought along the weakest copy of my weapon, in a war involving someone at about Omega Plus strength."

n progress/finished=======

Template: Helmet && bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE aRMOR?!?!?! = Battlefurys temmie helmet 5/11 Level 10

Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 5/11 Level 10

Brute-Force Hacking && DDoS Botnet = Destroyer of Firewalls 2/? Level ?
H

Actual action=========

Im bored.

I try to pin down sans with an attack that includes 4/4 upgraded ice monkeys with their specialty building fully upgraded and boosted in everyway, Falls, and 4/4 glue monkeys. Oh, and the Death Star's tractor beam. I then summon a Absurdly Rich Robloxian

Annoying Dog: Ensure your survival by using Patch Quilt one final time

Adventure Fredbear: Attack sans.

==== Expended Charge: 20/20 (3 from engie, 3 from userzero 1+ from comsumer) Finished!==== .

I am rather glad i decided to check up on here again, or else i won't have detected that oneplus.

I summon an EXTREMELY SKILLED NINJA PLAYER

Conservation_of_Ninjutsu

[PZ-PL]20/20

Very high attack and minicrit chance, not to mention a high dodge chance but abysmal defense.

Special: Smoke Bombs: The player uses 6 smoke bombs and stuns and damages random enemys for 4000-11000 damage

Passive: Conservation of Ninjutsu: As Roughy Twently Ninja's die, gain minor stat bonuses from each dead ninja (1+ Atk, 1+ defense)

Recipes ======

Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)

N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7 u

seful stuff goes here=====================

The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8

bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10

Falls [9]

Wright [7]

Gambler's Gredideir [5]

Rule Breaker [0]

Charges========

20/20 (3 from engie, 3 from userzero 1+ from comsumer) Finished!

8/25

7/30
3+ to Engie

Re-echeladder 11/50

Lin-Willdrew 31/50

NYEH?HEH?HEH? 47/50

Mace && Light Titan Essence = Phototitan Mace 3/11

Gauntlet && Darkness Titan Essence = Shadetitan Arm 3//11

Knife && Ice Titan Essence = Titanfrost Dagger 7/11

58,000/60,000 XP Lv. 4 (+4 HP total)

+3 Bomber

I look at Sans, resigned.

Golem: Well, it's not like I can really do anything about my associates. I'd say that in this world, it's kill or be killed, but I don't think that really stacks up in this place. Entities fight because they're told to, Players fight because they feel obligated to, and everything dies because immortal players have no reason to stop bringing things into this conflict.

Golem: I'd apologize, but it'd seem disingenuous, what with my having summoned you. Sorry about that, by the way. My hand was forced.

Golem: Regardless, I hold in my metaphorical hands the power to summon Papyrus. I'm not quite sure where that'd go, but if you don't want me to, I'll respect your wishes. I have plenty of other things I could do, anyways, and bringing people into conflicts was never really something I wanted to do. I wanted war, but a war without casualties. Of course, this isn't really an ideal place for pacifism, what with everyone dying left and right. Speaking of which...

I pull out a plaster Gaster Blaster. Wait, this is probably illegal, isn't it. Ugh. I quickly smash it into Twitchy's face, then pull out a black box. I draw a card from it, then raise it above my head, causing Twitchy to be bombarded with excrement appearing from thin air.

So, sans is time-based, eh? That gives me an idea.

*cough*

[Ayaze... I hate you. I had to spoiler this because it was so long.]

[Wait, why didn't it work?]

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Ayaze, what are you doing?

Reading the entirety of the Bee Movie script.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.

Ayaze, please stop. You're going to break something.

Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

Ayaze. AYAZE. STOP.

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.


- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.


Never thought I'd make it.


Three days grade school,
three days high school.


Those were awkward.


Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.


You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.


Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.


Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.


I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.

STAHP.

I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.


That's why we don't need vacations.


Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.


- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!


- Bee-men.
- Amen!


Hallelujah!


Students, faculty, distinguished bees,


please welcome Dean Buzzwell.


Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...


...9:15.


That concludes our ceremonies.


And begins your career
at Honex Industries!


Will we pick ourjob today?


I heard it's just orientation.


Heads up! Here we go.


Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.


- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.

STOP.

Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco


and a part of the Hexagon Group.


This is it!


Wow.


Wow.


We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life


to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.


Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.


Our top-secret formula


is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured


into this soothing sweet syrup


with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...

I'm crying inside.

Honey!


- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!


- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.


- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive


to improve every aspect
of bee existence.


These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.


- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.


Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.


- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey


that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.


Oan anyone work on the Krelman?


Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know


that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.


But choose carefully

because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.


The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.


What's the difference?


You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off


in 27 million years.


So you'll just work us to death?


We'll sure try.


Wow! That blew my mind!


"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?


One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.


I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.


But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?


Why would you question anything?
We're bees.


We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.


You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?


Like what? Give me one example.


I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.


Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.


Wait a second. Oheck it out.


- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.


I've never seen them this close.


They know what it's like
outside the hive.


Yeah, but some don't come back.


- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!


You guys did great!


You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!


- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.


Their day's not planned.


Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.


You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.


Right.


Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.


It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.


Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?


Distant. Distant.


Look at these two.


- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.

/null

Ornstien 43/50 Smough 43/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting 4/9\

Let him kill our whole team for all I care. I will just do what I always do and trudge ahead blindly. That being said, I use my flailbldae to call up a hurricane that carries a whole 5 tons of fish from a relatively close ocean biome. I then use my ichtyokinesis to crush all of them into Twitchy.

Action:

MZ: So now you know exactly what laws everyone here is breaking.

Taking a break from abusing my mind-based equipment for vengeful fire with fire fighting, I drop a dragon's hoard on Twichy, the typical array of gold, weaponry, gemstones, and statuary. Then I warp it away, no sense in cluttering up the battlefield with worthless gold.

Entity orders:

The Wraith investigates the Mysterious Man, thereby robbing them of some of their mystery.

- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -

Main Roleplay Chunk:

...Thinking about it, that's probably where that conflict started.

True mages? They're just people with a natural affinity for a base aspect of reality, who can reshape it as they wish.

Wraiths? Dead people wandering around as spirits, they can't gain new abilities anymore, only use them, it's as depressing as it sounds. Alhambra considers them full citizens, and Lacrima can ward off the decline that plagues them, even allowing some who lived through the war to still grace the streets. They're also the main species represented in the Order of the Peacock, since they've been closed to new recruits for a long, long, time.

Werecreatures? Well, I don't want my privacy invaded like that right now, or anyone that I know away from work's, so maybe later? Oh, but I will say that most Earth nations consider them 'monsters' not 'people'. That's probably where I got my hang-ups centering on that word from, trying to figure out what the difference was, and why I should care? At least the City doesn't care who or what you are, just what you do or believe.

Oh, I haven't said anything about the dreamlands yet, have I? Yeah, I can talk about that for a while.

TwinBuilder Centric RP Chunk

MZ: Or is it the kind of plan you keep to yourself while you manipulate people?

MZ: And the Immortals and Mages keep thinking aren't obvious?

Sans Centric RP Chunk

MZ: Hm?

MZ: You seem like a reasonable person...

MZ: Someone who really doesn't want anyone to die.

MZ: I really wish that were possible.

MZ: Since I'm really only here to protect someone and gather resources.

MZ: Ah, but what would a monster like me know about being reasonable?

MZ: Let me know if you're really up for negotiating anything.

MZ: I'll be waiting...

Inventory:

Alchemies in Progress:

My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (8/11)

Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (3/10)

Charges:

Project Fenris 41/50: A voice whispers "Once, there was a maiden..."

Can You Spare... A Heart? 15/50: But still, temporary strength has less consequences. That's why I see Godmodders in general as...

Twoscore Mirror Gaze 15/25: ...Does anyone else notice that annoying thing? Or are those of us with seven senses getting special treatment..

Boosts:

+3 for Irecreeper

(Right so, 2nd post I've missed. And I still need to gather charges from like 4-3 updates...)

//Focused Post!//

Charges:

II: 14/15 +1 base
III: 13/25 +1 base

iv: 3/30 +1 base

Assists:
+1 Modpack
+1 PitTheAngel
+1 MegaMinEr

Action:

Twitchy, Hivemind, whatever; I dig some gravel to get some flint, combine it with an iron ingot to make a flint & steel and then set the monstrosity on fire.

Alchemy:

Iron Sword && Furnace = Iron Forgeblade (Level 3: 2/4)

Furnace || Obsidian = Obsidian Furnace (Level 3: 2/4)

Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 46/50(+0 others +1 from me)

Alchemies

The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives ??? 3/?

Then I try another alchemy: School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives ??? 3/?
my items:

I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)

Right after that I use candy five onto a random AG entity.

This is sadly does not works.

==Turn 1==
Ante Matter: 46,000/100,000.

==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 13/30
Charge #4: 11/40
[SLOT RESERVED]
+3 to Bomber.

Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 10/11
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 10/11
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 9/11

==Action==

Crystal takes the Ebbmetal Sword and stabs Twitchy. If Twitchy’s dead, he stabs the Hivemind instead.

==Entities==
The Imperator takes Contract from Below and Spirit of the Night. It immediately activates Airborne to dodge sans’ attacks!

The Imperator fires everything at Twitchy, while Ramsay also does an all-out attack on Twitchy.

If Twitchy is dead, the attacks target the Hivemind itself.

The other chefs use their special abilities, Good Eats targeting the Imperator itself and one other damaged AG entity. The Guest Star ability summons a Wizened Hag, another cook - along with her black iron pot! She licks her lips... it looks like she's looking for some food, and she is not especially focusing on any cows around.

Wizened Hag [AZ] (Guest Star) - HP 125,000/125,000

Hag's Cauldron [AZ] (Guest Star) - HP 175,000/175,000 Life Absorbed: X

(Credit to Bomber for the idea and stats!)

A twisted, cannibalistic monster. She used to be a young woman with great knowledge in horticulture and arcane practices, but soon began self-experimentation. She continued her experiments deep in the woods, cooking and eating anyone unfortunate enough to be captured. Now, she has been given the great honor of being our first Guest Star!

Into The Pot - ||||

Can be cast immediately after the Wizened Hag is summoned. Cannot be used if the Hag's Cauldron is destroyed. The Hag throws an entity into the pot for four turns, where they are unable to attack. Every turn, the entity takes 5,000 damage until they are released from the Cauldron.

Taste The Stew - |||

The Wizened Hag tastes her stew in the cauldron, healing for a base of 20,000. This base increases by 1,000 for every turn an entity is in the pot. Obviously, cannot be used if the Hag's Cauldron is destroyed.

Tenderize - ||

The Wizened Hag attacks a target brutally, softening their flesh and lowering their defenses.

Seasoned To Perfection - ||||||||

The Wizened Hag improves her stew with rare herbs, doubling how much it heals her and how much damage it deals per turn!

Feel free to balance as needed, Tazz. To start off, the Wizened Hag uses Into the Pot, tossing in a High Knife Cluster!
==Responses/RP==

Crystal looks over at Flowey's location, obviously intrigued by his proposition.

Action 2/2

Shock Trooper Part A: 36/50

Shock Trooper Part B: 11/50

Snow Tank: 11/15

Xia-Li Polyslayer [Lvl.8 Assault Rifle]: 4/9

Super Prototype Medigun [Lvl.6 Medigun] 4/7

Night Edge [Lvl.6 Axe] 4/7

I +Assist The_Topazian's charges.

If you steal a meme from the Super Cool Ski Instructor, you're gonna have a bad time.

I use my Refined Regnerator to heal up the friendly entity closest to the tree that I'm in the top of.

Support: 44/100

=Turn One=

(17 / 40) Water of Doom -> change -> Besieging: The Armored Carrier (+3, FSBN)
+1 to Insert +1 to Toast +1 to FBSN

=Action=

I attempt to speak with Sans.

ag: "Come on, Sans." the Sleuth pleads. "Throw me a BONE for summoning you."

Suddenly, everyone's camera control is forcibly ripped away from them for a second as all the cameras zoom in on me. I shrug.

ag: "please don't kill us oh godmodder"

I then proceed to ring up another random player; this time, some random chap called CharaDidNothingWrong. I proceed to toss him the Killing Spree, and nudge him in the general direction of the Hivemind. This doesn't have the intended effect, as CharaDidNothingWrong attempts to forcibly de-head me with my knife. I then proceed to do a generic panicked scream, and run in the general direction of the Hivemind as the player chases me. As I near the Hivemind, I narrowly avoid an attack from my recently summoned player, and this hits the Hivemind. I then duct-tape a paper Sans mask to the Hivemind, and sprint off as CharaDidNothingWrong attempts to eviscerate the Hivemind / Sans Mask.

CharaDidNothingWrong has amazing evasion abilities, and easily avoids every single last one of the Hivemind's attacks, while constantly stabbing it with the Killing Spree. Meanwhile, I throw Legendary Heroes at CharaDidNothingWrong, increasing his attack power slowly, but surely. I also throw a few Sea Teas, just to make him even harder to hit. Sans eventually takes offense that I summoned basically Chara for whatever reason, and fires a salvo of bones towards him. CharaDidNothingWrong avoids nearly last bone, and most of them hit the Hivemind for okay-ish damage. CharaDidNothingWrong is unstoppabl-

*cue heart-snapping noise*

GAME OVER

You cannot give up just yet... CharaDidNothingWrong! Don't lose hope!

CharaDidNothingWrong promptly loads a save, then leaves the server. With the Killing Spree in hand.

Whoops.

Post II

Whorp!

Y appears in front of sans, lowering his head to level with the skeleton's. Four eyes meet each other. Three seeing. Two sparkling with untold power. 0ne dead and burned out of the socket not too long ago

Y: It's a beautiful day outside

Y: Fish are swimming

Y: Waves are breaking

Y: Lost fragments of dead gods are screaming and whimpering in endless pain beneath the dark depths of the sea

A Blue Flare and a Yellow Flare appear in front of Y's empty eyesocket, spinning around in a circle.

Y: On days like these, skeletons like you

The flares briefly join together into a single, turquoise sphere.

Y: Should join the Godmodder Slayers

Y: The Godmodders have taken many things from us

Y: And from others like us.

Y: For you, it was your brother

Y: For me, it was my homebase

Y: And my coworkers

Y: And my eye

Y: But we both have also gained something.

Y: Not as compensation or because we wanted it, but seemingly just so that fate itself can sit there and giggle its sad little [G0RILLA] off

Y: I have gained vague information about a coming cataclysm

Y: You have gained 4 HP

Y: And I'm telling you, it's a lot easier to destroy the godmodders or win this war or exert revenge or whatever you want if you team up with an amount of like-minded individuals

Y: Such as those ones over there

Y: The monolith, the players, the seemingly random assembly of gears, cables, pulleys, screws, and chains, and the little turtle thingies.

Y: Sans

Y: It'd be a honor to see you join the Godmodder Slayers

Y: But while you're still thinking about it, have some free samples.

Y injects the Blue and Yellow Flares into sans.

Y: Now I need to figure out how that big gearbox-looking thing came here, and prevent it from breaking anything it isn't supposed to.

Whorp!

Y teleports next to the Nebula Monolith, attempting to use a small ice pick to free it from its deep-frozen prison.

SCP-882 Complete!

The seemingly random assembly of gears, cables, pulleys, screws, and chains continues to silently struggle forward onto the 0ceanic Platform, its pained movements bringing into mind a large five-legged rheumatic crab with lockjaw and severe phantom pains. The machine then abruptly stops, letting out an echoing whirr. Not a real whirr. An echo. An auditory hallucination. The machine's legs shake and twitch as they are absorbed into its main body and the gears begin their endless grinding. Clanking. Ticking. Clicking. Whirring. Rattling. Screaming in pain.

MEKHANIKS: (Sorry, I couldn't resist the pun)

Miner's Choice 8/10

Spider Staff 3/4

Deadly Bloom 4/9

Stardust Monolith 3/15

The Broken Church 16/20

Rust-Cleaning Droid 1/5

I look at the Annoying Dog again but this time... I pull off the quick trick by summoning a wall of NO PASSIN' so that makes the Annoying Dog harder to dodge my own attacks. I summon the Cannon of Oblivion then I pump the Annoying Dog and I fire it at somewhere then the Annoying Dog got grabbed by the Alpha [AZ] Player then it kicks the Annoying Dog to space. I decide to warp to where the Annoying Dog to space and I use my giant hammer to send the Annoying Dog to the ground like a meteorite (Hope I didn't hit Sans when I send the Annoying Dog to the ground from space where I did that.)

Heal/Support based Ally 50/50! +2 from Tazz, +1 from Revan

An light coloured portal opens in front of me and the current Allies outcomes the light coloured dragon-like magician wearing the yellow uniform that fits for the magician with a different and opposite moveset. That thing is a mixed gendered female and when it opens it wings to see me.

Light Magician: Luckily the Stupid Shadow Magician is Dead because of the first Gatekeeper, so I have to work on healing stuff with my new complex skill style.

Suddenly the shaded copy of Shadow Magician appeared

Shadow Magician: HAHAHA! you are a stupid rip-off of me, Now i made your place filled with Diarr-

I say: Go back to the limbo Shadow Magician! You are already dead. now shut up with your attitude.

Then the Shadow Magician's copy goes to the Limbo. then she's ready to do something

Light Magician [AZ]

Action Style: Healing/Support

HP: 185,000

Healing Power: Varies via Spells and she cannot attack.

Light MP Maximum 75/75 +4 Light MP per turn

Spells:

Light Heal: Costs 2 Light MP Heals herself or a ally for 12,500 HP.

Light Buff: Costs 6 Light MP Buffs the Target Ally for randomized Buff

Light Barrier: Costs 15 Light MP She creates the barrier to her allies to give them 40% Damage resistance with it's ingenuity of 30,000 HP.

Light Recharge: Recharges 18 Light MP but has 3 turn cooldown.

Light Heal Bomb Costs 30 Light MP: She fires the light heal bomb at 3 targets or herself with 2 target allies for 40,000 HP each

Light Genesis: Costs 50 Light MP: She uses the powerful light beam to recover the Ally for 150,000 HP

Light Aftermath: ONLY USED AT 25% HP AND BELOW (That when she reaches under 46,250 HP) Uses all her remaining Light MP to heal 5 target allies (Said heals up to 60,000 HP each target when she has 75 Light MP totalling 300,000 HP) + buffing (Only when she has 50+ Light MP but better buffs when she has 75 Light MP) then she dies after using the spell

Mechanics: She starts off at 20/75 Light MP uses her Light MP for attacks but regains 4 Light MP per turn up to the limit She sometimes automatically heals the random ally if I did not control her

Note: She's pretty better than my first ever summon (The Shadow Magician) so you can Tweak her if you wish. (She is way harder to make than my first ever summon)

Coarsebot? 20/40 +2 from Tazz

Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont start unless 2 buddies joined for a collab summon. I will quit this after 3 turns and change it into a normal summon which is different.)

New! The Plusinator Crystals 1/50 (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 10+ if I made a Level 10 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 10 Alchemy deals 4,000 damage, However the Level 10+ Alchemy deals 4,200 damage)

Alchemy Creation:

Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss 11/11!

I inspect it...

How it Works as well: This thing can attack in both ways (Ground and Air) and it deals the extra 25% damage to [BOSS] tagged Enemies

Mini LHC && Crazy Particles && Meowmere ll Rune Blade = Madhouse 10/11

Joke Alchemy: Nope

Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,

Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,

REKT Cannon Line: Not started yet,

Allies Action:

Sir Shield uses Summon Mini-Shield on Lunabade.
Lunabade unloads the Healing Bunny at herself from her cannons

The Ebbotine Temmie slaps the Annoying Dog in the face.

The Shadow Magician casts Light Heal to heal Sir Shield

+1 Revan +1 Generic for NYEH HEH HEH (That Papyrus though.) +1 Irecreeper
Charge Bank: +1 from Redstone

Yep this is where i dont use Comic Sans and every other turn (Expect some things happens.)