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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/23/2014
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275
Location:
The Void
Minecraft:
Upsilon
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Phew, we got the answering machine… We need more protections against Bill.
Richard. I need your assistance for this…
I am trying to make a weapon that can hopefully be a huge asset for the Anti-Zero side. But, I need some things from you. It seems as if you have some of the last popcorn on this server, which I will require. And, I will also need a way to link your godmodding powers to this weapon. The design on the weapon itself would anger UserZero, and the only thing preventing it from being destroyed would be a link to a godmodder's power. If you could also find a way to link UserZero's power to it, that would be even better, due to the current higher ranking. If I can finish this, then it will be extremely powerful.
Ford pulls out an amulet…
I'm pretty sure some auto shop owner stole my other amulet like this… Shenelsky creates millions of shadow clones of popcorn, as Ford force-feeds UserZero the popcorn with his amulet.
9 Iron && 9 Copper = 18 Ferropper Ingots (Level 2: 2/3) Gem Artifact && Mirror = Bane of Lapis (Level 2: 2/3) Shenelsky fills the two rocks with the corresponding liquid pouring from his hands, and compresses the cobblestone into 1 Octuple Compressed Cobblestone.
The cause and end result, combining in one paragraph…
The Inscription: 9/15
Strange creatures…
5/10 Memoric Book
2 Filled Rune Rocks 1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 Octuple Compressed Cobblestone 1 of any book 2 Empty Taglocks 4th Wall 1 Infusion Matrix 1 Bottle of Ender Air
I summon up a couple of smoke machines and throw more smoke bombs across the battlefield. Then, I spread over sized caltrops, sharp stones, spike strips and crowfeet across the ground. Digging a few more holes, I plant several bushes of starthistle and water them with premium EZ-growth formula. The substance works far too well, and after a few minutes the ground is covered in a thick mesh of spiny plants.
Orb of the Sun && Orb of the Moon = ??? (2/?)
Betty Crocker Fruit Gushers && Can of Shaving Cream = Betty Crocker Barbasol Bomb (2/?)
4/5 Golden Deer.
7/25 Queen Ant.
+1 to engie and FINALBATTLE
The voice inside his head again.
" ... *yawn* ... oh, we're here."
"Well, I'm glad you've finally joined us."
" Interdimensional travel creates a large amount of stress on the mental and physical sections of the body. Especially when I'm the one controlling it."
Iter Glass Phial && Right Femur = Bone of the Traveler (3/3) => COMPLETE! I'll let you decide the powers of this one.
Charges
Project M03-ぼくらの16bit戦争 bokura no 16bit warz (8/15)
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (18/25) (+2 from FBSN, +1 from K4yne, +1 from Irecreeper)
+1 to TwinBuilder, +1 to Irecreeper
Action
I pull out a wand. The wand is an elongated regular pentagonal prism, thirty-two centimeters long and made of discolored bladewood petals resembling crystals. I place a wand focus, a glowing sphere with a pentagonal indentation exactly large enough to fit the wand. The sphere seems to be rapidly and erratically changing the wavelength of the light it emits, only straying into the visible range one-tenth of the time. I raise the wand and perform two quick zaps at the Colegmerate's Skull. Several large holes in the Skull are made.
I then twirl the wand around and switch foci to a glowing dodecahedron. Each dodecahedral face is painted with the pattern of a star slightly too large to fit into the face, giving the focus the appearance of a Megaminx. I proceed to zap the wand again at the Skull. The same Megaminx-like patterns appear on the Skull as I manipulate the Skull like a heavily shape-modded Megaminx with my mind.
Next, I switch foci to a green sphere of liquid. On closer inspection, the liquid is contained by a razor-thin yet impenetrable sheet of invisible material. I then zap the wand at the Skull, causing the portion that I zapped to turn into green liquid that appears to be a highly diluted yet deadly form of the radioactive acid that is ever-present in cinema. It melts and irradiates the rest of the Skull.
Guess the lesser elementals aren't going to be of much use in any way shape or form if it's going to die in two rounds.
5/10 for the greater earth elemental
7/50 for something absolutely mean
George looks up at the giant creeper-octopus thing after trekking back to the battlefield.
Again.
"Wow, what are the odds? I'm actually prepared for this eventuality."
He pulls out a can of mysteriously acquired Batman brand Eight-Away spray, which deals large amounts of damage to anything associated with the number eight, and thanks to the comparison of the janitor to an OCTOpus, it now counts as something associated with eights (regardless of whether or not it actually has eight tentacles. It's the spirit of the thing, you know?)
He takes out the spray and sprays it at the Colegmerate, then shrugs, pulls out a lighter and rag, turns it into a molotov cocktail and lobs it into the maw where it explodes, dealing a very heavy amount of anti-eight damage.
Walker freezes up upon the insertion of the chip, then, beneath the mask, grins.
"THANK YOU, MISS USERZERO."
Beginning full integration of Omega-class Combat Chip...
Integration: 3/40 (+2 from Fseftr)
Beta Phantom 2: 6/10 (+1 from Feathered)
+2 to Fseftr
Time to begin an alchemy!
Budget Plastic Prop Sword || Refined Metal -> I don't even know yet (1/2)
Walker decides to try out some of the new moves. Let's see what the random attack generator comes up with...
I RAISE MY SWORD, CASUALLY SWINGING IT IN ONE HAND. IN THE AIR BEHIND ME, AN IMAGE APPEARS, HIGHLIGHTED BY NEON LINES. ADJUSTING TO A REVERSE GRIP, I CHARGE FORTH AND BRING THE POMMEL DOWN ON THE SPLAT ROLLER INKLING, CRACKING OPEN THEIR HEAD, BEFORE FLIPPING THE SWORD AROUND AND RUNNING THE BLADE DEEP INTO THE CRACK GENERATED BY THE POMMEL STRIKE. THE NEON LINES GENERATED BY THE SWINGING EARLIER FLASH, THEN MIMIC MY ACTION, DRIVING THEMSELVES EVEN FURTHER INTO THE CRACKED-OPEN SKULL OF THE SPLAT ROLLER INKLING, BEFORE BEING REPULSED OUTWARDS. HARD-LIGHT LINES TEAR OPEN THE INKLING'S HEAD, EXPOSING THE SLICED-UP BRAIN FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, WHICH I THEN REACH OUT AND GRAB, HOLDING WITH ONE HAND, INSPECTING IT. DECIDING THAT IT IS WORTHLESS TO KEEP SUCH AN INSIGNIFICANT AND DAMAGED ITEM, I CRUSH SAID BRAIN INTO PASTE, KICKING ASIDE WHATEVER REMAINS OF THE SPLAT ROLLER INKLING. PROBABLY A HEADLESS CORPSE.
...Holy gorilla. And that's before figuring out how to use that thing that just got installed in his head.
Beta Phantom 1: If you're still alive at the end of this turn, good for you. Go kill that seaweed now.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
0rgin P0int, Zeroth Server
Join Date:
2/28/2011
Posts:
63
Location:
why
Minecraft:
User_Zero
Xbox:
Battlefury13
PSN:
no
Member Details
i summon the Shadow Flying Cake.
Shadow Flying Cake
Stops one attack each turn.
If it fails to stop the attack (10% chance) it dies.
Cannot be targeted by anyone.
5/9 Factory
4/10 Spell book (missed 1+)
2+ to below
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
SCP-4822-DTG (Wands of the Element-Bender): SCP-4822-DTG consists of two identical wooden wands. Each wand has a square cross-section, 1.5 cm on a side; they are 30 cm long and bands of gold 0.4 cm thick and 1 cm wide, inscribed with small periodic tables on each side, are present 1 cm from each end. SCP-4822-DTG has the capability to instantly transform all atoms of one element within an entity to atoms of another element. All elements from hydrogen to the theoretical element with Z=121 can be resulting elements; any element, including those with irregular Z-values or those that do not conform to standard chemistry, can be used for the transformed element. SCP-4822-DTG appears to have similar properties to SCP-876. It also seems to be able to interface with its user's mind while it is held in the user's hands.
tl;dr: A wand that can transform all of one element in a target to another element.
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (20/25) (+1 from battlefury)
+2 to FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW
Entity Command
Virus.DOS.SSR-II will attempt to sacrifice itself to deal massive damage to the Colegmerate first thing in the turn. This is accomplished with a massive code integration of SSR-II into the Colegmerate, before wiping the Colegmerate's brain.
Action
I pull out SCP-4822-DTG. My first weapon complete, I zap a blast of conversion at the Inklings, turning all the hydrogen in their bodies to plutonium. I proceed to go mad with transmutation power and turn all the carbon in their bodies to gold, all the oxygen in their bodies to ununseptium and all the nitrogen in their bodies to polonium. My work is done.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
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Minecraft:
crystalcat
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Turn 1
dARKnESS 12/25.
2/10
+2 to Erelye.
Wand of Magic Missile && Minigun == Magic Missile Minigun 3/3 COMPLETE!
Sword && Coyote’s Tooth == Coyote’s Sword 3/4
MAGIC MISSILE MINIGUN: A minigun that fires infinite magic missiles, as long as it’s provided with magic. Fires at the same rate as the original Minigun, i.e. 4 magic missiles per shot, 10 times per second. Unfortunately, generic magic missiles are rather weak.
Magic Missile Minigun && Laser Machinegun == Homing Laser Minigun 1/?
LASER MACHINEGUN: From Terraria. A high-end magic weapon that spins up and fires a storm of lasers.
Crystal revs up the Magic Missile Minigun and fires a storm of Magic Missiles at one of the Colegmerate's Tentacles, striking it from all sides and contorting it into strange shapes. Following this, Crystal creates a sphere of pure magic in front of him, sticks the Magic Missile Minigun into it, and fires a torrent of Magic Missiles into the sphere. They slowly merge together as the sphere grows, before Crystal reaches out to the merged missile mass inside and gains direct control of it. He dissipates the containing sphere, before directing the mass to trap the tentacle he fired at before. It flows around it, contorting it into pointing directly at him, before Crystal leaves the tentacle to be trapped and begins making modifications to the Magic Missile Gun. He manages to temporarily add a 'Wave Motion Gun' effect, and puts it to good use, pointing the Gun directly along the line of the trapped tentacle, charging it up, and releasing a cascade of magic missiles that tears through the Tentacle's entire length, wracking it with destruction. He ends the attack by flowing the mass of Magic Missiles that he used to trap the Tentacle into the innards of the Tentacle and detonating it in a blast of raw magic, blowing the Tentacle completely apart in a shower of crimson gore.
The Covenant: 15/15 =============== (+1 from Modpack, K4yne, and Cobalt. +4 from Erelye.)
The Abyss: 18/25 ========================= (+1 from Bomber, Modpack and MZ. +2 from Cobalt. +3 from Crystal.)
I +1 Crystal and Erelye.
The Scribe lowers the rod to the ground twelve times, creating twelve burning flames that flicker in the outermost circle of the pattern of light. He then puts away the rod, staring at the creation he made and flipping through his Journal, settling on a page - a page full of information that he created himself, to be used in circumstances such as this. He reads from the Journal, reciting an incantation - but a simple one. "Qui supra, suspice iris, vocem eius cantio. Altum, percutere!" The candles' flames grow, burning more brightly.
Their embers flicker upwards amongst the sky, creating a holographic image of one of nature's most wondrous creations - a rainbow. A rainbow that, in other worlds, is the sign of a covenant between a higher power and its creations. Here, on this fractal of light, the Scribe will mark his own covenant. The Scribe steps inside the circle, and time stops. The flames of the candles turn into crystalline images of each other, the ground drops away, and the only thing left to stand on are the patterns the Scribe drew in chalk. The sky is replaced with an abyss of many colors, each rapidly fluctuating from one to the next.
Feeling a presence above him, the Scribe looks up. Suspended on a beam of divine light is a large chunk of crystal - crystal that is rapidly fluctuating between every color, just like the abyss around it. It hovers at the middle of the Scribe's circle, and the Scribe immediately understands. He has called himself up to a meeting place - a place where the mortal and the divine can have a chat. Here, the Scribe has asked the divine for help in eliminating the threat of UserZero. They have answered his call. The Scribe grabs the chunk of crystal and appears back in the mortal realm, the chalk dissolving around him, spread across the land by powerful wind. The wind whips the fire of the candles into an uproar, causing it to circle around the outermost circle, trapping the Scribe in a ring of multicolored flame.
The Scribe feels his chunk of crystal tugging itself towards the flame, so he lets go. It is absorbed into the fire, spinning around it just like the ring of fire spins. It shatters into hundreds of pieces, each a different color, each orbiting the flame. Suddenly, the flame stops burning, and there is a shattering noise as the ring of fire turns into a ring of crystal. It hovers in the air and implodes, creating a humanoid figure that lands on the ground. The Scribe grins. His plan worked.
Coveknight [AZ] HP: Whatever HP this charge is powerful enough to give.
It's not pronounced "cove-knight". It's pronounced "cov-eh-knight", with the "cov" being the first syllable of "cover" and the "eh" being the sound you make when you're indifferent. This is a creature made from Covenite, that glowy stuff fueled by rainbows that you saw in DTG2. Here's how it works.
ATTACKS:
Spectrum Slice: Creates a Covenite sword and slices it against an enemy, dealing moderate damage.
Spectrum Spike: Creates a row of Covenite spikes that attack multiple enemies, dealing low damage to all of them.
Spectrum Sight: Blesses an ally with the power of Covenite, causing their next attack and the Coveknight's next attack to minicrit.
Spectrum Snake: Creates a massive Covenite snake that deals high damage to an enemy.
Beholder's Eye: Deals very high damage to an enemy and lets the next three attacks against that enemy minicrit. Three-turn warmup.
PASSIVES:
Blinded by the Light: Immune to all darkness-based attacks.
Colorblind: Immune to all color-based attacks.
Literally Blind: Immune to all light-based attacks. The Coveknight, despite not being able to see, has a heightened awareness of his surroundings.
Color Wheel: Here's the gimmick. Every turn, the Coveknight will switch to having a random Color Aura. Each Color Aura will give it different powers.
COLOR AURAS:
Red: The Coveknight's attack that turn has a 50% chance to minicrit.
Orange: The Coveknight's attack that turn will inflict Burn on its target, with a 25% chance to inflict three turns rather than two.
Yellow: The Coveknight's attack that turn has a 75% chance to miss, but if it hits, it crits.
Green: The Coveknight's attack that turn will inflict Contamination on its target, with a 25% chance to inflict three turns rather than two. Contamination spreads!
Blue: The Coveknight's attack that turn will inflict Frozen on its target, with a 25% chance to inflict two turns rather than one.
Purple: The Coveknight's attack that turn has a 50% chance to hit twice on two separate targets.
White: The Coveknight's attack that turn will heal a random ally for however much damage it dealt.
Black: The Coveknight's attack that turn will steal health from a random ally to deal extra damage to its target.
The Coveknight spawns with a White Aura! It will attack the Beta Phantom!
The insignia of darkness the Scribe created grows intensely, glowing with the absence of light, the paradigm of how light works changing to the Scribe's whims. The Scribe is using an old-fashioned pen, not the one given to him by Nimbleguy, to write on the ground, creating a tapestry of darkness and destruction that is glowing with black light. The tapestry being written on the ground tells a story. A story as old and powerful as the Void. A story of beasts only known by the most scrutinizing of scholars, a story of liquid darkness, a story of chosen ones, and a story of a squid. Not an incident, mind you. A story.
The story is of the Void itself, back when it was forming, back when universes were forming into existence, floating across an endless expanse like wayward bubbles floating across the sky. Back when its inhabitants were not so eldritch and obtuse, and when actual civilizations were being made across its expanse, independent of any pocket dimension. Back then, they worshiped the Secret of the Void and his Few, and powerful Void Artifacts were being created to govern reality. Something else was created alongside them - ink.
This ink wasn't like the ink used today, merely for writing. This ink was more powerful. Concentrated liquid darkness itself. Ink that concealed terrible secrets, terrible powers, the powers to create anything the user desired, the power to decide the fates of others in binding documents. A galactic inkwell was created to be a source of this inky power. But things went awry very quickly. Monsters were created from the ink. Horrible monsters, monsters that could do anything to get what they wanted. They started rampaging across the Void, spreading their corruption everywhere.
To stop them, the greatest minds of the Void had to trap them and seal them off in a pocket dimension, a pocket dimension where the power of ink could be drawn from relatively safely, a pocket dimension where the greatest powers of ink could lie in harmony, a harmony that could easily add any astray travelers to itself and pulverize them into blackness. And it was given a name. A name not to be spoken.
The Scribe finishes creating his tapestry, a wordless story as old as time. He steps back, admiring his creation, and then flips through his Journal again, nodding after a few seconds. He pulls out a candle made of black wax, and then pulls out his metal rod - the one still coated in that rainbow flame. The rod is now warped and twisted, its metal becoming liquid and dripping onto the ground. The Scribe lights the black candle with it, and instantly, the rainbow flame is put out, all of its energy transferring to the candle, which now burns with a large black flame.
Running across the tapestry on the ground, the Scribe puts the black candle in the middle of the pattern he drew. Its flame roars higher and higher, the candle's wax melting downwards and staining the ground black. The Scribe flips open the Journal and reads from it, reciting an incantation: "Absolutus atramento, invoco sempiturnus tenebrae. Videre imperatus, caedo imperatus, oblitero imperatus. Taenarius cercus. Pulso profundum." The flame skyrockets upwards, creating a jet-black column of chilling heat that spills out onto the tapestry of ink. Fire races up and down the lines of ink the Scribe drew, creating a huge conflagration of darkness. There is a shape vaguely visible inside.
Now that alchemies are a thing, let's start making some! While I was moderating DTG2, I always wanted to try and make my own alchemies. Looks like I'll get my chance here. I'm going to start charging up an upgrade for the Alchemiter as well - an old one, but a good one.
The Clockworks: 1/20 ==================== [DATA ENCRYPTED]
Nimbleguy's Pen && Iron Sword = The Rorschach (1/?)
I open a portal facing the Colegmerate. A train comes out of it, and goes into another portal. This portal spits the train out 15 feet away from the Colegmerate, facing him. Then the train enters another portal. While this is going on, I punch the Colegmerate so hard that my fist creates a cavity in his body. That's not going to damage him, but what might is what follows. My fist begins to vibrate, faster and faster, until it creates a sound with the Colegmerate's body as the focal point. This sound?
Whether this annoys him or not, it will certainly distract him from the massive ball of fire on a collision course with his skull.
+2 Irecreeper
14/20 Maine Cannon (+2 from Cobalt, +1 from FeatheredDragon)
9/25 Elizabeth
Elizabeth opens up her book and a blue card floats out, almost as if it was compelled to.
"Thanatos!"
A black and grey being with wings made out of coffins and a sword that makes Sephiroth's sword look short. The skull helmet brings terror into everyone who is still alive.
I, being worried, interrupt her: "Shouldn't we take this outside the Sea of Souls?"
The look of whimsy returns to her face. "That would take too long. Besides, our first encounter bore much flute. I wish to see what the second encounter will bring."
"Flute?"
"Flue? Chimneys? Something along those lines at any rate."
During this conversation, Thanatos swings his sword once, and Erebus fades apart in agony.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Minecraft:
crystalcat
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==Turn 2==
dARKnESS 14/25. (+1 from Twin.)
3/10
+2 to Erelye.
Sword && Coyote’s Tooth == Coyote’s Sword 4/4 COMPLETE!
COYOTE’S SWORD: A sword that has the legendary sharpness of Coyote’s Tooth. It resonates with the laughter of its patron god.
Magic Missile Minigun && Laser Machinegun == Homing Laser Minigun 2/?
Wand && Jar of Praecantatio Essentia == ??? 1/?
==Action==
Crystal grabs Coyote’s Sword, turning it around in his hand for a second. He slices through the ground several times, getting a feel for the blade. After getting accustomed to the sword, he searches for a target. Finding the Colegmerate, he speeds toward it, the sword trailing behind and emitting a stream of mad laughter. Crystal quickly finds that the sword is light enough to be used almost like a knife, and does so, slicing one of the Colegmerate's Tentacles into creeper calamari, followed by summoning a massive pit of boiling oil, battering the pieces he sliced the Tentacle into, and tossing them into the oil to fry. (An especially loud burst of laughter comes from the sword, as though Coyote himself is watching and approves.) In the likely case this ignites the Tentacle pieces and causes them to explode, (They're bits off a GIGANTIC OCTO-CREEPER CONGLOMERATE after all.) he puts up a shield around the pit and funnels the explosion of burning, blistering oil right onto the stump of the Tentacle he sliced the pieces off, searing it to perfect consistency. Crystal picks up the perfectly-cooked Colegmerate Calamari with telekinesis and puts it back into the rough shape of a tentacle, before flash-stepping forward and slicing the mock-tentacle right down the middle with a final swipe of Coyote's Sword. He sheathes it after wiping the oil off it, abruptly cutting off the sword's laughter.
(And yes, I am aware calamari is properly squid, not octopus. I don't care, because I had to use some cooking term to describe that.)
==Entity==
The Doppelganger will attack the Colegmerate's Tentacles.
7/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +1 from FeatheredDragon
(Ham && Steak) && Gun 1/?
A piece of paper with "Godmoder" written on it && Hammer 2/?
+2 Twin
I crudely draw something vaguely Japanese-looking, and the Ginosaji appears. The Ginosaji will now endlessly hit the Colegmerate with a spoon until they die, and is immortal. I then light the tentacles on fire with Homestuck. After this incredibly lazy attack, I once again pull out my laptop, and keep working on beating the Cat Impossible Quiz.
CAT IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: QUESTIONS 6-10
Q6. √Onion [28] [CARROT] [SHALLOTS] [ᴫ]
I note that shallots are a botanical variety of onions, with which they share culinary uses and taste, though they have slightly milder flavour than the latter. They also release similarly eye-irritating substances. I demonstrate this fact by cutting shallots in front of the Colegmerate's eyes while wearing a gas mask. I then proceed to cut onions in front of the Colegmerate's eyes, and then chop a Mega Onion* in half, which is so incredibly harmful that one needs a gas mask on before handling it. Thankfully, I am wearing a gas mask. *The Mega Onion is in no way shape or form related to any onions that may get this attack disqualified. Nope. Totally not.
Q7. The answer is really big [ANSWER] [REALLY BIG] [∞] [AN ELEPHANT]
I select "An elephant" since infinity is just a high number and not necessarily a big one, and "answer" and "really big" are too obvious. An elephant then falls out of the sky, crushing the Colegmerate beneath its weight.
Q8. SEARCH!
I waggle my mouse around the screen blindly until I find the "YES!" check mark, then click it. Unfortunately, it looks like my mouse was once again controlling the Colegmerate, and it suffers incredible dizziness from my shaking it.
Q9. What was the answer to Question 2? [THAT ONE]->[THAT ONE]->[THAT ONE]<--[THIS ONE]
I realize that this question is kind of hard to do with a single line, and in my frustration shoot the Colegmerate with several arrows. By the way, it was that one. The Colegmerate complains about my inspecificity, but I point out that the answer was literally just in my last post anyways. I then shoot them some more for complaining.
I understand the answer, but not the process of getting there, so I check the wiki to see why the dentures are the right answer. I then understand that it's a pun, and that the pair of dentures "chews food". Realizing this, I wind up an incredibly large pair of chattering teeth, which chews food. Or rather, the Colegmerate. While it's getting chewed up, I close my laptop again.
Full Restore AND Enchanted Bow = Crusader's Crossbow M 3/5
___
Mercury tells the Johto Starters to attack the healing seaweed, while feeding them some normal common candies you just buy at a candy store. They're not rare, they're like pennies each. I'd call them common candies, but Pokemon Reborn has ruined that name for me. Anyways... he does that.
Phew, we got the answering machine… We need more protections against Bill.
Richard. I need your assistance for this…
I am trying to make a weapon that can hopefully be a huge asset for the Anti-Zero side. But, I need some things from you. It seems as if you have some of the last popcorn on this server, which I will require. And, I will also need a way to link your godmodding powers to this weapon. The design on the weapon itself would anger UserZero, and the only thing preventing it from being destroyed would be a link to a godmodder's power. If you could also find a way to link UserZero's power to it, that would be even better, due to the current higher ranking. If I can finish this, then it will be extremely powerful.
Ford pulls out an amulet…
I'm pretty sure some auto shop owner stole my other amulet like this…
Shenelsky creates millions of shadow clones of popcorn, as Ford force-feeds UserZero the popcorn with his amulet.
9 Iron && 9 Copper = 18 Ferropper Ingots (Level 2: 2/3)
Gem Artifact && Mirror = Bane of Lapis (Level 2: 2/3)
Shenelsky fills the two rocks with the corresponding liquid pouring from his hands, and compresses the cobblestone into 1 Octuple Compressed Cobblestone.
The cause and end result, combining in one paragraph…
The Inscription: 9/15
Strange creatures…
5/10 Memoric Book
1 Demon Blood Shard
1 Raspberry Pi
1 Octuple Compressed Cobblestone
1 of any book
2 Empty Taglocks
4th Wall
1 Infusion Matrix
1 Bottle of Ender Air
I summon up a couple of smoke machines and throw more smoke bombs across the battlefield. Then, I spread over sized caltrops, sharp stones, spike strips and crowfeet across the ground. Digging a few more holes, I plant several bushes of starthistle and water them with premium EZ-growth formula. The substance works far too well, and after a few minutes the ground is covered in a thick mesh of spiny plants.
Orb of the Sun && Orb of the Moon = ??? (2/?)
Betty Crocker Fruit Gushers && Can of Shaving Cream = Betty Crocker Barbasol Bomb (2/?)
4/5 Golden Deer.
7/25 Queen Ant.
+1 to engie and FINALBATTLE
The voice inside his head again.
" ... *yawn* ... oh, we're here."
"Well, I'm glad you've finally joined us."
" Interdimensional travel creates a large amount of stress on the mental and physical sections of the body. Especially when I'm the one controlling it."
I'm out of my mind. Please leave a message.
"The sun never sets on those who ride into it." - The Narrator
3/14 | Mighty Beast (Dog)
3/5 | Verbal Bash
Seneca takes one of the Johto Starters and beats the rest of them up. With the Johto Starter he took, of course.
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+1 to the next poster, +1 to Twin
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Alchemies
SCP-876 && Gold Banded Greatwood Wand = SCP-4822-DTG (3/4)
Iter Glass Phial && Right Femur = Bone of the Traveler (3/3) => COMPLETE! I'll let you decide the powers of this one.
Charges
Project M03-ぼくらの16bit戦争 bokura no 16bit warz (8/15)
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (18/25) (+2 from FBSN, +1 from K4yne, +1 from Irecreeper)
+1 to TwinBuilder, +1 to Irecreeper
Action
I pull out a wand. The wand is an elongated regular pentagonal prism, thirty-two centimeters long and made of discolored bladewood petals resembling crystals. I place a wand focus, a glowing sphere with a pentagonal indentation exactly large enough to fit the wand. The sphere seems to be rapidly and erratically changing the wavelength of the light it emits, only straying into the visible range one-tenth of the time. I raise the wand and perform two quick zaps at the Colegmerate's Skull. Several large holes in the Skull are made.
I then twirl the wand around and switch foci to a glowing dodecahedron. Each dodecahedral face is painted with the pattern of a star slightly too large to fit into the face, giving the focus the appearance of a Megaminx. I proceed to zap the wand again at the Skull. The same Megaminx-like patterns appear on the Skull as I manipulate the Skull like a heavily shape-modded Megaminx with my mind.
Next, I switch foci to a green sphere of liquid. On closer inspection, the liquid is contained by a razor-thin yet impenetrable sheet of invisible material. I then zap the wand at the Skull, causing the portion that I zapped to turn into green liquid that appears to be a highly diluted yet deadly form of the radioactive acid that is ever-present in cinema. It melts and irradiates the rest of the Skull.
I throw the SOPAtank down the stairs.
"I INFORMED YOU, CANINE! I INFORMED YOU ABOUT MANUAL ESCALATORS!"
Giant Honey Badger (5/25)
(okay, now let's see if we can work this thing)
~~Alchemies~~
Phasesaber || (Rainbow Crystal Staff && Lunar Portal Staff) = Lunar Transport Energy Blade (1/?)
(yep, still got it)
merp! The fire elemental dieded...
Guess the lesser elementals aren't going to be of much use in any way shape or form if it's going to die in two rounds.
5/10 for the greater earth elemental
7/50 for something absolutely mean
George looks up at the giant creeper-octopus thing after trekking back to the battlefield.
Again.
"Wow, what are the odds? I'm actually prepared for this eventuality."
He pulls out a can of mysteriously acquired Batman brand Eight-Away spray, which deals large amounts of damage to anything associated with the number eight, and thanks to the comparison of the janitor to an OCTOpus, it now counts as something associated with eights (regardless of whether or not it actually has eight tentacles. It's the spirit of the thing, you know?)
He takes out the spray and sprays it at the Colegmerate, then shrugs, pulls out a lighter and rag, turns it into a molotov cocktail and lobs it into the maw where it explodes, dealing a very heavy amount of anti-eight damage.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Walker freezes up upon the insertion of the chip, then, beneath the mask, grins.
"THANK YOU, MISS USERZERO."
Beginning full integration of Omega-class Combat Chip...
Integration: 3/40 (+2 from Fseftr)
Beta Phantom 2: 6/10 (+1 from Feathered)
+2 to Fseftr
Time to begin an alchemy!
Budget Plastic Prop Sword || Refined Metal -> I don't even know yet (1/2)
Walker decides to try out some of the new moves. Let's see what the random attack generator comes up with...
I RAISE MY SWORD, CASUALLY SWINGING IT IN ONE HAND. IN THE AIR BEHIND ME, AN IMAGE APPEARS, HIGHLIGHTED BY NEON LINES. ADJUSTING TO A REVERSE GRIP, I CHARGE FORTH AND BRING THE POMMEL DOWN ON THE SPLAT ROLLER INKLING, CRACKING OPEN THEIR HEAD, BEFORE FLIPPING THE SWORD AROUND AND RUNNING THE BLADE DEEP INTO THE CRACK GENERATED BY THE POMMEL STRIKE. THE NEON LINES GENERATED BY THE SWINGING EARLIER FLASH, THEN MIMIC MY ACTION, DRIVING THEMSELVES EVEN FURTHER INTO THE CRACKED-OPEN SKULL OF THE SPLAT ROLLER INKLING, BEFORE BEING REPULSED OUTWARDS. HARD-LIGHT LINES TEAR OPEN THE INKLING'S HEAD, EXPOSING THE SLICED-UP BRAIN FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, WHICH I THEN REACH OUT AND GRAB, HOLDING WITH ONE HAND, INSPECTING IT. DECIDING THAT IT IS WORTHLESS TO KEEP SUCH AN INSIGNIFICANT AND DAMAGED ITEM, I CRUSH SAID BRAIN INTO PASTE, KICKING ASIDE WHATEVER REMAINS OF THE SPLAT ROLLER INKLING. PROBABLY A HEADLESS CORPSE.
...Holy gorilla. And that's before figuring out how to use that thing that just got installed in his head.
Beta Phantom 1: If you're still alive at the end of this turn, good for you. Go kill that seaweed now.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Shadow Flying Cake
Stops one attack each turn.
If it fails to stop the attack (10% chance) it dies.
Cannot be targeted by anyone.
5/9 Factory
4/10 Spell book (missed 1+)
2+ to belowPosts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Alchemies
SCP-876 && Gold Banded Greatwood Wand = SCP-4822-DTG (4/4) => Complete!
SCP-4822-DTG (Wands of the Element-Bender): SCP-4822-DTG consists of two identical wooden wands. Each wand has a square cross-section, 1.5 cm on a side; they are 30 cm long and bands of gold 0.4 cm thick and 1 cm wide, inscribed with small periodic tables on each side, are present 1 cm from each end. SCP-4822-DTG has the capability to instantly transform all atoms of one element within an entity to atoms of another element. All elements from hydrogen to the theoretical element with Z=121 can be resulting elements; any element, including those with irregular Z-values or those that do not conform to standard chemistry, can be used for the transformed element. SCP-4822-DTG appears to have similar properties to SCP-876. It also seems to be able to interface with its user's mind while it is held in the user's hands.
tl;dr: A wand that can transform all of one element in a target to another element.
SCP-2223-1 Poster && SCP-633 Laptop = SCP-4239-DTG - Anime Girl Computer Virus (1/?)
Charges
Project M03-ぼくらの16bit戦争 bokura no 16bit warz (10/15) (+1 from battlefury)
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (20/25) (+1 from battlefury)
+2 to FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW
Entity Command
Virus.DOS.SSR-II will attempt to sacrifice itself to deal massive damage to the Colegmerate first thing in the turn. This is accomplished with a massive code integration of SSR-II into the Colegmerate, before wiping the Colegmerate's brain.
Action
I pull out SCP-4822-DTG. My first weapon complete, I zap a blast of conversion at the Inklings, turning all the hydrogen in their bodies to plutonium. I proceed to go mad with transmutation power and turn all the carbon in their bodies to gold, all the oxygen in their bodies to ununseptium and all the nitrogen in their bodies to polonium. My work is done.
Whoops. The SPLAT ROLLER inkling should be the SPLAT CHARGER inkling. Still count attacks against the Splat Roller Inkling for the Splat Charger one.
=Turn One=
(12 / 20) A Construction (+2 total from Feathered, Cobalt)
(1 / 10) Holy Mantle
+1 to Jon
+1 to Cobalt
=Action=
I first throw out a Pokeball, summoning a Gardevoir! She casts Reflect and Light Screen on the Terror Zombie!
AG: The Sleuth smirks, and speaks to Mercury. "I'm a Pokemon Trainer, too."
AG: "And also called The Host or something like that." The Sleuth trails off.
AG: "It's been a long time since I existed."
I then attempt to also get Gardevoir to use Psychic on the Johto Starters!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Combine Task Force: 3/15
I give the Doppleganger The Pact! This increases his damage minorly and overheals him.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Kanohi Hau Nuva: 5/25 (This enables the wearer (me) to project a force field around himself and nearby allies)
Skarmory: 5/25 (A steel-and-flying-type Pokémon, notable for its resistance to physical attacks)
laser gun || basic wand Of attacking: 2/2 I make the magic gun.
Thermal Scanner && X-Ray Visor: 1/2
I cast Strength Up on each of the AZ Terrors.
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
Turn 1
dARKnESS 12/25.
2/10
+2 to Erelye.
Wand of Magic Missile && Minigun == Magic Missile Minigun 3/3 COMPLETE!
Sword && Coyote’s Tooth == Coyote’s Sword 3/4
MAGIC MISSILE MINIGUN: A minigun that fires infinite magic missiles, as long as it’s provided with magic. Fires at the same rate as the original Minigun, i.e. 4 magic missiles per shot, 10 times per second. Unfortunately, generic magic missiles are rather weak.
Magic Missile Minigun && Laser Machinegun == Homing Laser Minigun 1/?
LASER MACHINEGUN: From Terraria. A high-end magic weapon that spins up and fires a storm of lasers.
Crystal revs up the Magic Missile Minigun and fires a storm of Magic Missiles at one of the Colegmerate's Tentacles, striking it from all sides and contorting it into strange shapes. Following this, Crystal creates a sphere of pure magic in front of him, sticks the Magic Missile Minigun into it, and fires a torrent of Magic Missiles into the sphere. They slowly merge together as the sphere grows, before Crystal reaches out to the merged missile mass inside and gains direct control of it. He dissipates the containing sphere, before directing the mass to trap the tentacle he fired at before. It flows around it, contorting it into pointing directly at him, before Crystal leaves the tentacle to be trapped and begins making modifications to the Magic Missile Gun. He manages to temporarily add a 'Wave Motion Gun' effect, and puts it to good use, pointing the Gun directly along the line of the trapped tentacle, charging it up, and releasing a cascade of magic missiles that tears through the Tentacle's entire length, wracking it with destruction. He ends the attack by flowing the mass of Magic Missiles that he used to trap the Tentacle into the innards of the Tentacle and detonating it in a blast of raw magic, blowing the Tentacle completely apart in a shower of crimson gore.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
The Covenant: 15/15 =============== (+1 from Modpack, K4yne, and Cobalt. +4 from Erelye.)
The Abyss: 18/25 ========================= (+1 from Bomber, Modpack and MZ. +2 from Cobalt. +3 from Crystal.)
I +1 Crystal and Erelye.
The Scribe lowers the rod to the ground twelve times, creating twelve burning flames that flicker in the outermost circle of the pattern of light. He then puts away the rod, staring at the creation he made and flipping through his Journal, settling on a page - a page full of information that he created himself, to be used in circumstances such as this. He reads from the Journal, reciting an incantation - but a simple one. "Qui supra, suspice iris, vocem eius cantio. Altum, percutere!" The candles' flames grow, burning more brightly.
Their embers flicker upwards amongst the sky, creating a holographic image of one of nature's most wondrous creations - a rainbow. A rainbow that, in other worlds, is the sign of a covenant between a higher power and its creations. Here, on this fractal of light, the Scribe will mark his own covenant. The Scribe steps inside the circle, and time stops. The flames of the candles turn into crystalline images of each other, the ground drops away, and the only thing left to stand on are the patterns the Scribe drew in chalk. The sky is replaced with an abyss of many colors, each rapidly fluctuating from one to the next.
Feeling a presence above him, the Scribe looks up. Suspended on a beam of divine light is a large chunk of crystal - crystal that is rapidly fluctuating between every color, just like the abyss around it. It hovers at the middle of the Scribe's circle, and the Scribe immediately understands. He has called himself up to a meeting place - a place where the mortal and the divine can have a chat. Here, the Scribe has asked the divine for help in eliminating the threat of UserZero. They have answered his call. The Scribe grabs the chunk of crystal and appears back in the mortal realm, the chalk dissolving around him, spread across the land by powerful wind. The wind whips the fire of the candles into an uproar, causing it to circle around the outermost circle, trapping the Scribe in a ring of multicolored flame.
The Scribe feels his chunk of crystal tugging itself towards the flame, so he lets go. It is absorbed into the fire, spinning around it just like the ring of fire spins. It shatters into hundreds of pieces, each a different color, each orbiting the flame. Suddenly, the flame stops burning, and there is a shattering noise as the ring of fire turns into a ring of crystal. It hovers in the air and implodes, creating a humanoid figure that lands on the ground. The Scribe grins. His plan worked.
Coveknight [AZ] HP: Whatever HP this charge is powerful enough to give.
It's not pronounced "cove-knight". It's pronounced "cov-eh-knight", with the "cov" being the first syllable of "cover" and the "eh" being the sound you make when you're indifferent. This is a creature made from Covenite, that glowy stuff fueled by rainbows that you saw in DTG2. Here's how it works.
ATTACKS:
Spectrum Slice: Creates a Covenite sword and slices it against an enemy, dealing moderate damage.
Spectrum Spike: Creates a row of Covenite spikes that attack multiple enemies, dealing low damage to all of them.
Spectrum Sight: Blesses an ally with the power of Covenite, causing their next attack and the Coveknight's next attack to minicrit.
Spectrum Snake: Creates a massive Covenite snake that deals high damage to an enemy.
Beholder's Eye: Deals very high damage to an enemy and lets the next three attacks against that enemy minicrit. Three-turn warmup.
PASSIVES:
Blinded by the Light: Immune to all darkness-based attacks.
Colorblind: Immune to all color-based attacks.
Literally Blind: Immune to all light-based attacks. The Coveknight, despite not being able to see, has a heightened awareness of his surroundings.
Color Wheel: Here's the gimmick. Every turn, the Coveknight will switch to having a random Color Aura. Each Color Aura will give it different powers.
COLOR AURAS:
Red: The Coveknight's attack that turn has a 50% chance to minicrit.
Orange: The Coveknight's attack that turn will inflict Burn on its target, with a 25% chance to inflict three turns rather than two.
Yellow: The Coveknight's attack that turn has a 75% chance to miss, but if it hits, it crits.
Green: The Coveknight's attack that turn will inflict Contamination on its target, with a 25% chance to inflict three turns rather than two. Contamination spreads!
Blue: The Coveknight's attack that turn will inflict Frozen on its target, with a 25% chance to inflict two turns rather than one.
Purple: The Coveknight's attack that turn has a 50% chance to hit twice on two separate targets.
White: The Coveknight's attack that turn will heal a random ally for however much damage it dealt.
Black: The Coveknight's attack that turn will steal health from a random ally to deal extra damage to its target.
The Coveknight spawns with a White Aura! It will attack the Beta Phantom!
The insignia of darkness the Scribe created grows intensely, glowing with the absence of light, the paradigm of how light works changing to the Scribe's whims. The Scribe is using an old-fashioned pen, not the one given to him by Nimbleguy, to write on the ground, creating a tapestry of darkness and destruction that is glowing with black light. The tapestry being written on the ground tells a story. A story as old and powerful as the Void. A story of beasts only known by the most scrutinizing of scholars, a story of liquid darkness, a story of chosen ones, and a story of a squid. Not an incident, mind you. A story.
The story is of the Void itself, back when it was forming, back when universes were forming into existence, floating across an endless expanse like wayward bubbles floating across the sky. Back when its inhabitants were not so eldritch and obtuse, and when actual civilizations were being made across its expanse, independent of any pocket dimension. Back then, they worshiped the Secret of the Void and his Few, and powerful Void Artifacts were being created to govern reality. Something else was created alongside them - ink.
This ink wasn't like the ink used today, merely for writing. This ink was more powerful. Concentrated liquid darkness itself. Ink that concealed terrible secrets, terrible powers, the powers to create anything the user desired, the power to decide the fates of others in binding documents. A galactic inkwell was created to be a source of this inky power. But things went awry very quickly. Monsters were created from the ink. Horrible monsters, monsters that could do anything to get what they wanted. They started rampaging across the Void, spreading their corruption everywhere.
To stop them, the greatest minds of the Void had to trap them and seal them off in a pocket dimension, a pocket dimension where the power of ink could be drawn from relatively safely, a pocket dimension where the greatest powers of ink could lie in harmony, a harmony that could easily add any astray travelers to itself and pulverize them into blackness. And it was given a name. A name not to be spoken.
The Scribe finishes creating his tapestry, a wordless story as old as time. He steps back, admiring his creation, and then flips through his Journal again, nodding after a few seconds. He pulls out a candle made of black wax, and then pulls out his metal rod - the one still coated in that rainbow flame. The rod is now warped and twisted, its metal becoming liquid and dripping onto the ground. The Scribe lights the black candle with it, and instantly, the rainbow flame is put out, all of its energy transferring to the candle, which now burns with a large black flame.
Running across the tapestry on the ground, the Scribe puts the black candle in the middle of the pattern he drew. Its flame roars higher and higher, the candle's wax melting downwards and staining the ground black. The Scribe flips open the Journal and reads from it, reciting an incantation: "Absolutus atramento, invoco sempiturnus tenebrae. Videre imperatus, caedo imperatus, oblitero imperatus. Taenarius cercus. Pulso profundum." The flame skyrockets upwards, creating a jet-black column of chilling heat that spills out onto the tapestry of ink. Fire races up and down the lines of ink the Scribe drew, creating a huge conflagration of darkness. There is a shape vaguely visible inside.
Now that alchemies are a thing, let's start making some! While I was moderating DTG2, I always wanted to try and make my own alchemies. Looks like I'll get my chance here. I'm going to start charging up an upgrade for the Alchemiter as well - an old one, but a good one.
The Clockworks: 1/20 ==================== [DATA ENCRYPTED]
Nimbleguy's Pen && Iron Sword = The Rorschach (1/?)
I open a portal facing the Colegmerate. A train comes out of it, and goes into another portal. This portal spits the train out 15 feet away from the Colegmerate, facing him. Then the train enters another portal. While this is going on, I punch the Colegmerate so hard that my fist creates a cavity in his body. That's not going to damage him, but what might is what follows. My fist begins to vibrate, faster and faster, until it creates a sound with the Colegmerate's body as the focal point. This sound?
Whether this annoys him or not, it will certainly distract him from the massive ball of fire on a collision course with his skull.
+2 Irecreeper
14/20 Maine Cannon (+2 from Cobalt, +1 from FeatheredDragon)
9/25 Elizabeth
Elizabeth opens up her book and a blue card floats out, almost as if it was compelled to.
"Thanatos!"
A black and grey being with wings made out of coffins and a sword that makes Sephiroth's sword look short. The skull helmet brings terror into everyone who is still alive.
I, being worried, interrupt her: "Shouldn't we take this outside the Sea of Souls?"The look of whimsy returns to her face. "That would take too long. Besides, our first encounter bore much flute. I wish to see what the second encounter will bring."
"Flute?""Flue? Chimneys? Something along those lines at any rate."
During this conversation, Thanatos swings his sword once, and Erebus fades apart in agony.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
==Turn 2==
dARKnESS 14/25. (+1 from Twin.)
3/10
+2 to Erelye.
Sword && Coyote’s Tooth == Coyote’s Sword 4/4 COMPLETE!
COYOTE’S SWORD: A sword that has the legendary sharpness of Coyote’s Tooth. It resonates with the laughter of its patron god.
Magic Missile Minigun && Laser Machinegun == Homing Laser Minigun 2/?
Wand && Jar of Praecantatio Essentia == ??? 1/?
==Action==
Crystal grabs Coyote’s Sword, turning it around in his hand for a second. He slices through the ground several times, getting a feel for the blade. After getting accustomed to the sword, he searches for a target. Finding the Colegmerate, he speeds toward it, the sword trailing behind and emitting a stream of mad laughter. Crystal quickly finds that the sword is light enough to be used almost like a knife, and does so, slicing one of the Colegmerate's Tentacles into creeper calamari, followed by summoning a massive pit of boiling oil, battering the pieces he sliced the Tentacle into, and tossing them into the oil to fry. (An especially loud burst of laughter comes from the sword, as though Coyote himself is watching and approves.) In the likely case this ignites the Tentacle pieces and causes them to explode, (They're bits off a GIGANTIC OCTO-CREEPER CONGLOMERATE after all.) he puts up a shield around the pit and funnels the explosion of burning, blistering oil right onto the stump of the Tentacle he sliced the pieces off, searing it to perfect consistency. Crystal picks up the perfectly-cooked Colegmerate Calamari with telekinesis and puts it back into the rough shape of a tentacle, before flash-stepping forward and slicing the mock-tentacle right down the middle with a final swipe of Coyote's Sword. He sheathes it after wiping the oil off it, abruptly cutting off the sword's laughter.
(And yes, I am aware calamari is properly squid, not octopus. I don't care, because I had to use some cooking term to describe that.)
==Entity==
The Doppelganger will attack the Colegmerate's Tentacles.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
11/25 Terrible Tastes
7/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +1 from FeatheredDragon
(Ham && Steak) && Gun 1/?
A piece of paper with "Godmoder" written on it && Hammer 2/?
+2 Twin
I crudely draw something vaguely Japanese-looking, and the Ginosaji appears. The Ginosaji will now endlessly hit the Colegmerate with a spoon until they die, and is immortal. I then light the tentacles on fire with Homestuck. After this incredibly lazy attack, I once again pull out my laptop, and keep working on beating the Cat Impossible Quiz.
Q6. √Onion [28] [CARROT] [SHALLOTS] [ᴫ]
I note that shallots are a botanical variety of onions, with which they share culinary uses and taste, though they have slightly milder flavour than the latter. They also release similarly eye-irritating substances. I demonstrate this fact by cutting shallots in front of the Colegmerate's eyes while wearing a gas mask. I then proceed to cut onions in front of the Colegmerate's eyes, and then chop a Mega Onion* in half, which is so incredibly harmful that one needs a gas mask on before handling it. Thankfully, I am wearing a gas mask. *The Mega Onion is in no way shape or form related to any onions that may get this attack disqualified. Nope. Totally not.
Q7. The answer is really big [ANSWER] [REALLY BIG] [∞] [AN ELEPHANT]
I select "An elephant" since infinity is just a high number and not necessarily a big one, and "answer" and "really big" are too obvious. An elephant then falls out of the sky, crushing the Colegmerate beneath its weight.
Q8. SEARCH!
I waggle my mouse around the screen blindly until I find the "YES!" check mark, then click it. Unfortunately, it looks like my mouse was once again controlling the Colegmerate, and it suffers incredible dizziness from my shaking it.
Q9. What was the answer to Question 2? [THAT ONE]->[THAT ONE]->[THAT ONE]<--[THIS ONE]
I realize that this question is kind of hard to do with a single line, and in my frustration shoot the Colegmerate with several arrows. By the way, it was that one. The Colegmerate complains about my inspecificity, but I point out that the answer was literally just in my last post anyways. I then shoot them some more for complaining.
Q10. Choose food. [A glove] [A pair of false teeth] [A chair] [A pen]
I understand the answer, but not the process of getting there, so I check the wiki to see why the dentures are the right answer. I then understand that it's a pun, and that the pair of dentures "chews food". Realizing this, I wind up an incredibly large pair of chattering teeth, which chews food. Or rather, the Colegmerate. While it's getting chewed up, I close my laptop again.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
4/14 | Mighty Beast (Dog)
4/5 | Verbal Bash
Seneca fires a rocket launcher at the SOPAtank. Freeedom! If it's aolready dead, the Johto Starters are targeted.
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+2 to Irecreeper
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
3/15 Starters 3 engie
2/15 Starters 4 engie
+2 engie
TM25 AND Enchanted Bow = Daedalus Stormbow M 3/6
Full Restore AND Enchanted Bow = Crusader's Crossbow M 3/5
___
Mercury tells the Johto Starters to attack the healing seaweed, while feeding them some normal common candies you just buy at a candy store. They're not rare, they're like pennies each. I'd call them common candies, but Pokemon Reborn has ruined that name for me. Anyways... he does that.
I kick the Johto starters in the face, and then submerge them in a pool of acid.
The Mango Monster once again heals anything that needs health.
Ale Popper complete!
I begin Wii U Gamepad && Railgun
Quote: 12/25 (+1 from Cryptic when I forgot to account for his +1, +3 (I think) from Irecreeper
It's High Noon