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Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 26/?(there was probably an assist somewhere but I was too much lazy to search it so I increment of only one)
School of illusion && School of conjuration && School of
necromancy && School of evocation && School of
abjuration && School of divination && School of
enchantment && School of transmutation =>Tier-One 11/11(gives
the power to do many various things)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
I find I ran out of ideas and I attempt to slap godmodder 477 with a tome of suppport
This is very inefficient he takes 0 damage and avoid and he was never there to take the attack in the first place and he was immune to it specifically and generally and he had an infinitely powerful shield.
I tell him that he should have reacted the first time someone said that he destroyed three universes and killed omega^omega sentient beings.
If it can be done for free I ask the BA slasher to copy a power of the chief if possible(like copying the sunlight vulnerability if he can)
Cubic Light Module: A 5cm cubic module with its casing mostly made of brightstone. Glows at light level 50.
Energy Collector MK3 && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Collector Module (6/6)
Cubic Energy Collector Module: A 5cm cubic module with all the functionality of an Energy Collector. Combined with the Cubic Light Module, generates 125 EMC per second. Stores 60,000 EMC.
Energy Condenser && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Condenser Module (4/?)
NEW: 8 Klein Star Omegas1 && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Klein Star Module (1/?)
(1) Klein Star Omega: Not related to the Omega rank on the godmodding ladder. Stores 51,200,000 EMC each for a total of 409,600,000 EMC.
NEW: Fire Arrow && Water Arrow && Earth Arrow && Air Arrow && Order Arrow && Entropy Arrow1 = Arrow of the Primal2 (1/?)
(1) Primal Arrows: From Thaumcraft.
(2) This should create a Flame, Power and Punch arrow that bypasses all armor and weakens and withers the enemy.
???: System.out.println("You're the first one to test out our \"Resurrector 2.0\".");
???: System.out.println("In other words, you died and were resurrected in our universe.");
The Speakonian begins to laugh mockingly.
???: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha rofl rofl rofl soi soi soi! You got so rekt, it was like the whole diarrhea infested toilet got dumped on your-
Rinon slaps The Speakonian in the face.
RINON: /ʃʌt ɪt˦˩/
???: System.out.println("The summoning laws of that universe prohibit you from ever returning, since you technically died.");
???: System.out.println("But we now know the Resurrector 2.0 works.");
Rinon, having been resurrected and banned from ever physically entering the DTG multiverse as an entity ever again, slumps in her seat and grabs her 145299th spare IPA Handbook.
Meanwhile, over on Cobalt's end...
(And before you roast me like you did FBSN, note that the canon of my summons and the canon of DTG have very complicated relations. I do NOT have the time to write out a 19-average-Erelye-post essay on this, so do NOT ask.)
Action
Thunderbird.
Thunderbirds101.
Microsoft Sam runs out of nowhere and mauls the Thunderbird Lancer for not allowing him to have IWAY Tacos for dinner.
Entity Action
FENNIA: YOU JERK! YOU KILLED HER!
Fennia scribbles in a rage.
A4.2b: ∀X ∈ Φ: (∃ A ∈ S ∧ A ∉ (Q ∪ T): A ∈ P)
by 233.6t (M ⊂ P ∧ (E ∪ X) ⊃ K) ⊕ ∃ m ∋ K: n(M) < 20
M2 ∈ L
by 525.M2 M ⊂ P ∧ (E ∪ X) ⊃ K
QED ∎!!!!
Fennia then uses what she derived to shove a NAND operator right through the Disembodied Heart (if it is not shielded) or the Chief's face (if the DIsembodied Heart is shielded).
I do indeed take the hint to attack the Spoopinator. I hold up a sign in front of them saying "MOVE TO THE LEFT" but they failed to take the hint to get out of the way of the falling meteor. I hold a sign saying "JUMP" but they failed to take the hint to jump over the oncoming mario-style spike roller. Then I punch the Spoopinator for failing to take two hints.
I heal up the Sp00pinator as a reward for dodging 2 hits, as a sort of icing on the cake. I take aim with my trusty Refined Regnerator and heal it up as much as it'll take to recover from any damage he might take!
Wow, you people are easy to anger. It's not like i backstabbed him for no reason. You might find my argument more compelling if you read the end of DTG2. But then again, i'm just a TRAITOR, so traitorous i am THE TRAITOR. I obviously don't have any say in my actions unless i want to be a traitor, and at any rate im still a loony who betrayed his perfect, awesome, totally flawless friends for an evil sociopath who ends up destroying 3 universes... oh, wait. That is EXACTLY YOUR GODMODDER in the future. But i'm just a heartless, useless, unloyal, sociopathic traitor, so clearly my words mean nothing but dirt. So just ignore my opinion. It seems to not matter.
Besides, you don't have the best track record for being loyal. Both Darth Malak and the Republic can attest to that. Oh, and when the sith emperor- admittedly, a galaxy eater, but still- argeed to make peace you later went and tried to wreck up his empire. Then, you tried to resurrect said emperor to defeat him, and dispute being defeated he STILL came back.
"I'm sorry, who are are you? I have no idea. You seem to have a serious problem called a traitor so I shall not refer to you as one (Touchy aren't we...). I am unsure how you know so much about my past but I was trying to do what was right, trying to kill that monstrous Emperor and look where it led Malak and I. So are you, follow what you believe and never sway from that path. Malak betrayed me though, never forget that... i won't. I hope the Force is with you."
((That entire rant was because I referenced a terrible meme. I am so proud of you.[not sarcastic] Also the Sith Emperor is dead.))
"Oh i see the sword there let me get it quickly" he gets the sword "Hmm so there's 4 sides ill pick neutral because i can" he then summons a CAKE and a GUN he alchemists them into Cake&&GUN into CAKE FIRING GUN take this starts to shoot cakes everywhere and fires cake at user0 and everyone else "BEST INVENTION EVER" he then fires cake into his mouth
Y puts away a sparkling, purple-magenta chalk, having used it to draw an intricate system of swirling summoning circles onto the Decaying Lands. He then takes out a small book, opening it up and beginning to read it aloud, before realizing that it is the wrong book. He gives the Gospel of the Burrowing Spaghetti Monster a n annoyed glare, before throwing it towards the AZ side. The Burrowing Spaghetti Monster is displeased with this act of blasphemy, but is currently pursuing the world record of having its eyestalks underneath the surface as long as possible, and has no plans to give up. The Monster pushes its tagliatelle tentacles through the ground, slamming them into what seems to be the thing closest to the Gospel. The thing is Quote.
Y, bedazzled by glory of the subterranean spaghetti, takes out the golden book adorned by the now 3 equally golden chains, and reads an incantation.
A part of the [REDACTED] storm appears to suddenly redact itself, revealing the starlit night sky above. The sky starts to convulse as what appears to be a small, teardrop-shaped chunk of the starfield itself starts to descent onto the battlefield. The redaction of the [REDACTED] storm expunges itself as the teardrop-shaped cloud reaches the ground, dissipating into a thin, deep purple mist and revealing a rocky, monolithic structure adorned by glowing magenta crystals. The purple mist crackles in the air, occasionally forming into small multicolored flares before dissipating.
Mechanics:
The Nebula Monolith does not attack, instead generating Flares that buff other entities. There are 4 types of Flares:
Red Flare: Gives Regeneration for 3 turns.
Yellow Flare: Gives Strength for 3 turns.
Blue Flare: Gives Resistance for 3 turns.
White Flare: Rare. Raises chargeup meter by one.
The Flares can be picked up by any GS entity except for the Nebula Monolith and the Vortex Monolith. The more damage the GS side deals to other factions, the more Flares are generated each turn, and the higher the chance of generating a White Flare. The effects of the Flares last for 3 turns. Multiple flares of the same type do not stack, but an entity can have multiple flares of different types. White Flares are rare and are usually rewarded for killing a particularly strong entity, but may be given out randomly.
For Example:
Nebula Monolith: HP/HP
Entity 1: HP/HP Special Attack: III
Entity 2: HP/HP
Entity 1 attacks Entity 2, dealing damage and causing the Nebula Monolith to generate 2 Red Flares, a Yellow Flare, 2 Blue Flares and a White Flare. Entity 1 grabs the Yellow Flare, a Red Flare and the White Flare. Entity 1 also gains a charge naturally. (The Nebula Monolith usually does not reward this many Flares for a single, nonlethal attack)
Nebula Monolith: HP/HP
Red Flare
Blue Flares x2
Entity 1: HP/HP Special Attack: III Red Flare III Yellow Flare III
Entity 2: HP/HP
Entity 1 now regenerates health and deals mor damage for 3 turns. It is also able to use its special attack next turn.
That guy was talking about a 5th wall? A 5th wall breaker? This is new...and who is Tazz?... what does +1 me// Not today, now we can go back to schedule.
Let's introduce 2 simple objects.
Fountain of Hui: grants the user an infinite amount of random knowledge, if used without precaution will likely cause madness.
Eagle Scope: grants the user the ability to see as an eagle, in conjunction with the fountain of Hui allows to control the randomness of the knowledge and unlocks " the secrets of the universe" aka omniscience.
Using both Hezetor is looking for a certain number, he wants to know the exact number of universes that will be doomed in case UserZero keeps her title of Omega+ Godmodder for, let's say, the next 4 years. (In case a paradox does not wipe her), and if the defeat of Richard does indeed create a paradox capable of harming her.
Later he will copy the ability from the disembodied hand and put it in slot 2. (In case he can't draw cards regardless just copy from 1st ESFB again)
+3 toTopazian
the Glory 42/50
Spadaccino 25/50
...... 14/50
a piece of paper with the Library of Babel algorithm generator && matrice limitativa = Babel's Breaker (Level 5: 2/6)
NOTE: in my intentions this object should give omniscience, please re-consider the level if omniscience is not that cheap here.
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 2/9)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) 1/?
What could you ask from the magnificent throne that can already carry you around with stile and destroy your enemies with laser neurotoxins?
The ability to install modules of course! A comfortable compartment under the right arm has all the space you may need for your wonderful modules, mixing usefulness with stile. (I mean a magnum full of little compartments for modules is rather ugly)
I pull out a box of delicious VANILLA WAFERS and throw them, one by one, at the chief. It is mildly infuriating at first, and gets worse as I continue the wafer-based assault. Then, I activate the VANILLA WAFER NIGHTCORE MODE and throw the wafers at the chief with 2x the speed!
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 20/20
Oh cool, this is done. The NICEMEME is a entity of extrMEME power. It is a large conglomeration of cannons, LAZORS, and other such projectile weapons! Underneath its massive array of guns is a set of PURE MEME ARMOR, and over the guns is very sensitive MEME EXPLOSIVES, some heat seaking, some just plain explosive, which not only can be fired, but also will explode most of the time upon being attacked!
All the Snakes. All of them. 20/50 (Complementary, Leon)
Meme Gun && Radiation from the sun = Praise the Sun 6/9
Crippled Braindamaged Weak Puny Honey Badger: 7/50 (Due to +1).
Main Battle Superheavy Tank: 7/50
Lots of bling: 4/14
I simply spam even more Plasma Cannon fire on the Chief, while casually telling him that the method of teleporting readied guns in and out of my hands allows me to fire at about 1000 shots per minute, while the normal recharge time would only allow 30 times per minute.
I also proceed to call for a truce with the AZs (I'm playing GS) because we have got a common enemy, and infighting will benefit said enemy, not to mention that the PZs are more boring: The most awesome thing the PZs have got for now is the G.F Alpha Omega. Meanwhile, the PZs have got a HUGE tank, a ridiculously human robot and Sp00pinator as their most obviously awesome entities, so the PZs just ain't cool enough to call a truce with (Not to mention...wait, I almost told my secret. I'll tell the AZs of it when UserZero is dead).
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
6/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
My Action: Since apparently I still have no clue how Dark Bowser works, I create a depowered clone of The Chief, and put him in an "interrogation" chamber in the under-construction XCOM Base. This results in The Chief's Clone's brain being torn open for all the secrets on how Dark Bowser works. Oh, and for whatever reason, some of the damage transfers to The Chief himself.
PS: Alright, I have no had much clarification on this: we have 4 seperate charges for a boss attack, can we summon them as 1 single boss or do we have to split up this boss attack into 4 mini-bosses?
Let's try one of those powers: levitator enforcer, target the chief, if everything goes as planned now he will get healed by heal considering that he was swapped to begin with, and considering all the devastation that is going on his body I suppose he will start to suffer soon.
In case he is not a suitable target please redirect this to G.F alpha omega.
This is were entity orders would be, sadly all the Martians are dead. All of them, even the one that fakes his death. Oh well that's for later.
+3 toTopazian
the Glory 43/50
Spadaccino 27/50 +1 from Tazz
...... 15/50
a piece of paper with the Library of Babel algorithm generator && matrice limitativa = Babel's Breaker (Level 5: 3/6)
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 3/9)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) 2/?
preview, examine, analyze, everything: Alchemiter > fine = ?
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 7/8 Level 8
D20X3 & D10 = ??? 2/? Level?
Actual action=========
Before i attack, i silence FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW's hysterical laughing by tossing him in a massive cave filled with mercury, which promptly freezes. With him inside. Owch.
I then turn around.
Excuse me, i have a call to make. Please do not stab me in the back, as i will be forced to trap you with that unpleasant fellow's hysterical laughing.
==CALL LOG==
battlesFuriously has called Herbert P. Bear at 6:48 PM
Bring you're sun-blocking, heat draining laser. I have use of it.
Oh, and don't even think of NOT complying. You will find the reward to be far greater than the cost.
Freedom from those pesky penguins, a nice place to stay, all the respect as a villain you deserve, your own base...
All that could be your's if you simply used this device
---battlesFuriously sent Herbert P. Bear a teleporter device---
i presume i will see you later.
---battlesFuriously has ended the call at 6:51 PM---
===END CALL===
Herbert's base teleport's in, seemingly out of nowhere. Since this is during Operation: Blackout, the High Frequency Infrared Reversion Laser drains the heat from the AZ, H, and GS side of the battlefield as it drains the heat from the sun.The annoying dog don's it's HEAT GENERATING WINTER OUTFIT as the lack of heat spreads to neutral. Herberts base meanwhile, suddenly has a laser to redirect the excess heat- after all, its much warmer in this non-arctic climate. The Heat Redirecting Laser quickly deep-fry's Richard. His heat protection proves to be no match for the almighty heat of the sun, and his armor melts shortly before he begins burning in a worse situation than Anakin Skywalker at the end of Episode Three. Meanwhile, the [PZ] side of the battlefield is an absolute paradise. Everyone try's to easily destroy Herbert's base, but it turns out i upgraded it with upgrades following the guidelines of the Evil Overlord Guide. Whoops.
Herbert notices UserZero, and presumably has a chat with her about villianly. He probably doesn't care if she doesn't approve. It's an absolute paradise here! Plus, the Heat Redirecting Beam can somehow hit Club Penguin at ANY point in time! It can also DRAIN heat and use ANOTHER heat directing laser to use that heat!
Battlefury13: I hope you guy's enjoy the winter. I'm certainly going to enjoy this paradise here.
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Entity's:==================
The EBARF repeatedly stabs Quote.
Charges========
no 13/50 (4+ from best godmodder)
1/50
1/50
3+ to Engie
31/50 The being that is itself time
30/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods
16/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
+3 Ire
Blank Spellcard II Danmaku Pattern: 5/6
I continue to laugh, this time in Battlefury's general direction, as I walk out of a portal, easily escaping the cave. Another portal opens up, right above one of the disembodied hands. All the mercury Battlefury was using to try and freeze me pours onto the hand. It is quickly brought up to an extremely high temperature and boils the hand.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level] (Charge)
A mysterious hardcover tome. In addition to acting as a gateway for great beasts to reach through, it absorbs the Hearts of fallen entities for later.
This will definitely help with my long term plans.
*This was meant to become a sort of leveling system later on, but I never got around to it, now it's a component in my semi-plot-important weapon.
Action:
MZ: I've been limiting myself too much, haven't I?
MZ: Trying to pretend I'm a cool hero instead of a glorious monster.
I change Heavy Class Commandment into caster form, but don't attack directly, instead, a nine-headed hydra reaches out of the blade to bite at the 4th Disembodied Hand.
Entity orders:
See above
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
SP: What do you mean limiting yourself?
MZ: What do you think I meant?
MZ: Let me put it the simple way;
MZ: Heroes can defeat Monsters, but lose to Armies.
MZ: Monsters can defeat Armies, but lose to Heroes.
MZ: And Armies can defeat Heroes, but lose to Monsters.
MZ: Which do you think I am?
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
I proceed to make the Godmodder to listen to lots of narmy voice acting, ranging from YTP to infamous lines such as "METAL BAWKSES" , "COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION", "they played us like a goddamn fiddle" among others.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
But then she hears the Spooky Scary Skeletons music from around her, and she follows the music
But then outside his armour,
Sp00pinat0r: I THINK I W0NT BE LASTING THAT L0NG AFTER THAT (N0 N0 N0, I D0N'T WANT T0 BREAK THE F0URTH WALL) LUCKILY MY FRIENDS HELP ME F0R THE LAST FEW TURNS...
Sir Shield: *still unconscious*
Sans is coming in 5 more turns...
Ebbotine h0I! 20/30
Heal/Support based Ally 19/50 +1 from Talist and Leon +2 from MeGa
Coarsebot? 5/40
Alchemy Creation:
Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss 3/11
Red Paint && Rocket Launcher && Giant Pistol = ??? 1/11 (Part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree (The REKT Cannon is Level 25++ (If i had to make the [REDACTED]))
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Allies Action:
Sir Shield is Stunned!
Lunai heals Sp00pinator as well.
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: I PR0TECT LUNAI AND I MAKE A BLESSING 0F THE SP00PY G0D TO REC0VER MYSELF.
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Revan, +1 Leon
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Light
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits)
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 26/?(there was probably an assist somewhere but I was too much lazy to search it so I increment of only one)
School of illusion && School of conjuration && School of
necromancy && School of evocation && School of
abjuration && School of divination && School of
enchantment && School of transmutation =>Tier-One 11/11(gives
the power to do many various things)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
I find I ran out of ideas and I attempt to slap godmodder 477 with a tome of suppport
This is very inefficient he takes 0 damage and avoid and he was never there to take the attack in the first place and he was immune to it specifically and generally and he had an infinitely powerful shield.
I tell him that he should have reacted the first time someone said that he destroyed three universes and killed omega^omega sentient beings.
If it can be done for free I ask the BA slasher to copy a power of the chief if possible(like copying the sunlight vulnerability if he can)
Alchemies
Brightstone && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Light Module (6/6)
Cubic Light Module: A 5cm cubic module with its casing mostly made of brightstone. Glows at light level 50.
Energy Collector MK3 && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Collector Module (6/6)
Cubic Energy Collector Module: A 5cm cubic module with all the functionality of an Energy Collector. Combined with the Cubic Light Module, generates 125 EMC per second. Stores 60,000 EMC.
Energy Condenser && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Condenser Module (4/?)
NEW: 8 Klein Star Omegas1 && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Klein Star Module (1/?)
(1) Klein Star Omega: Not related to the Omega rank on the godmodding ladder. Stores 51,200,000 EMC each for a total of 409,600,000 EMC.
NEW: Fire Arrow && Water Arrow && Earth Arrow && Air Arrow && Order Arrow && Entropy Arrow1 = Arrow of the Primal2 (1/?)
(1) Primal Arrows: From Thaumcraft.
(2) This should create a Flame, Power and Punch arrow that bypasses all armor and weakens and withers the enemy.
Modules
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (14/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (2/50)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (20/50)
+3 to PitTheAngel
Story
Rinon wakes up in her home world.
RINON: /ʌːɣːːːː/
RINON: /wɑt hæ˦˧pənd˧˥/
The Java Programmer steps up.
???: System.out.println("You're the first one to test out our \"Resurrector 2.0\".");
???: System.out.println("In other words, you died and were resurrected in our universe.");
The Speakonian begins to laugh mockingly.
???: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha rofl rofl rofl soi soi soi! You got so rekt, it was like the whole diarrhea infested toilet got dumped on your-
Rinon slaps The Speakonian in the face.
RINON: /ʃʌt ɪt˦˩/
???: System.out.println("The summoning laws of that universe prohibit you from ever returning, since you technically died.");
???: System.out.println("But we now know the Resurrector 2.0 works.");
Rinon, having been resurrected and banned from ever physically entering the DTG multiverse as an entity ever again, slumps in her seat and grabs her 145299th spare IPA Handbook.
Meanwhile, over on Cobalt's end...
(And before you roast me like you did FBSN, note that the canon of my summons and the canon of DTG have very complicated relations. I do NOT have the time to write out a 19-average-Erelye-post essay on this, so do NOT ask.)
Action
Thunderbird.
Thunderbirds101.
Microsoft Sam runs out of nowhere and mauls the Thunderbird Lancer for not allowing him to have IWAY Tacos for dinner.
Entity Action
FENNIA: YOU JERK! YOU KILLED HER!
Fennia scribbles in a rage.
A4.2b: ∀X ∈ Φ: (∃ A ∈ S ∧ A ∉ (Q ∪ T): A ∈ P)
by 233.6t (M ⊂ P ∧ (E ∪ X) ⊃ K) ⊕ ∃ m ∋ K: n(M) < 20
M2 ∈ L
by 525.M2 M ⊂ P ∧ (E ∪ X) ⊃ K
QED ∎!!!!
Fennia then uses what she derived to shove a NAND operator right through the Disembodied Heart (if it is not shielded) or the Chief's face (if the DIsembodied Heart is shielded).
If I'm getting the +s right... then I've got...
36/50
3/30
I do indeed take the hint to attack the Spoopinator. I hold up a sign in front of them saying "MOVE TO THE LEFT" but they failed to take the hint to get out of the way of the falling meteor. I hold a sign saying "JUMP" but they failed to take the hint to jump over the oncoming mario-style spike roller. Then I punch the Spoopinator for failing to take two hints.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
How coincidental!
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 27/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 4/50
Snow Tank: 4/15
I +Assist The_Topazian's charges.
I heal up the Sp00pinator as a reward for dodging 2 hits, as a sort of icing on the cake. I take aim with my trusty Refined Regnerator and heal it up as much as it'll take to recover from any damage he might take!
Support: 58/100
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
"I'm sorry, who are are you? I have no idea. You seem to have a serious problem called a traitor so I shall not refer to you as one (Touchy aren't we...). I am unsure how you know so much about my past but I was trying to do what was right, trying to kill that monstrous Emperor and look where it led Malak and I. So are you, follow what you believe and never sway from that path. Malak betrayed me though, never forget that... i won't. I hope the Force is with you."
((That entire rant was because I referenced a terrible meme. I am so proud of you.[not sarcastic] Also the Sith Emperor is dead.))
/rp
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
"Oh i see the sword there let me get it quickly" he gets the sword "Hmm so there's 4 sides ill pick neutral because i can" he then summons a CAKE and a GUN he alchemists them into Cake&&GUN into CAKE FIRING GUN take this starts to shoot cakes everywhere and fires cake at user0 and everyone else "BEST INVENTION EVER" he then fires cake into his mouth
Post II
Nebula Monolith Complete!
Y puts away a sparkling, purple-magenta chalk, having used it to draw an intricate system of swirling summoning circles onto the Decaying Lands. He then takes out a small book, opening it up and beginning to read it aloud, before realizing that it is the wrong book. He gives the Gospel of the Burrowing Spaghetti Monster a n annoyed glare, before throwing it towards the AZ side. The Burrowing Spaghetti Monster is displeased with this act of blasphemy, but is currently pursuing the world record of having its eyestalks underneath the surface as long as possible, and has no plans to give up. The Monster pushes its tagliatelle tentacles through the ground, slamming them into what seems to be the thing closest to the Gospel. The thing is Quote.
Y, bedazzled by glory of the subterranean spaghetti, takes out the golden book adorned by the now 3 equally golden chains, and reads an incantation.
A part of the [REDACTED] storm appears to suddenly redact itself, revealing the starlit night sky above. The sky starts to convulse as what appears to be a small, teardrop-shaped chunk of the starfield itself starts to descent onto the battlefield. The redaction of the [REDACTED] storm expunges itself as the teardrop-shaped cloud reaches the ground, dissipating into a thin, deep purple mist and revealing a rocky, monolithic structure adorned by glowing magenta crystals. The purple mist crackles in the air, occasionally forming into small multicolored flares before dissipating.
Mechanics:
The Nebula Monolith does not attack, instead generating Flares that buff other entities. There are 4 types of Flares:
Red Flare: Gives Regeneration for 3 turns.
Yellow Flare: Gives Strength for 3 turns.
Blue Flare: Gives Resistance for 3 turns.
White Flare: Rare. Raises chargeup meter by one.
The Flares can be picked up by any GS entity except for the Nebula Monolith and the Vortex Monolith. The more damage the GS side deals to other factions, the more Flares are generated each turn, and the higher the chance of generating a White Flare. The effects of the Flares last for 3 turns. Multiple flares of the same type do not stack, but an entity can have multiple flares of different types. White Flares are rare and are usually rewarded for killing a particularly strong entity, but may be given out randomly.
For Example:
Nebula Monolith: HP/HP
Entity 1: HP/HP Special Attack: III
Entity 2: HP/HP
Entity 1 attacks Entity 2, dealing damage and causing the Nebula Monolith to generate 2 Red Flares, a Yellow Flare, 2 Blue Flares and a White Flare. Entity 1 grabs the Yellow Flare, a Red Flare and the White Flare. Entity 1 also gains a charge naturally. (The Nebula Monolith usually does not reward this many Flares for a single, nonlethal attack)
Nebula Monolith: HP/HP
Red Flare
Blue Flares x2
Entity 1: HP/HP Special Attack: III Red Flare III Yellow Flare III
Entity 2: HP/HP
Entity 1 now regenerates health and deals mor damage for 3 turns. It is also able to use its special attack next turn.
Khaydarin Crystal Complete!
Miner's Choice 6/10
Poison Staff && Spider Gland
Deadly Bloom 2/9
Stardust Monolith 1/15
SCP-882 28/30
The Broken Church 14/20
00C:
Why didn't my attack with the Ichor Spearbook last turn go through?
Why wasn't my vote for The Hermit counted?
How did Rocket Launcher && Inferno Fork && Gold Ingot && Red Gem && Living Fire Block result in a honey-scented flamethrower?
Why didn't the BA slasher's Stealth meter go up this turn?
Are you even reading my posts?
Because this is technically the last possible points applicable, I'd like to make sure I have your alignment correct.
Can you remind me?
/null
That guy was talking about a 5th wall? A 5th wall breaker? This is new...and who is Tazz?... what does +1 me// Not today, now we can go back to schedule.
Let's introduce 2 simple objects.
Fountain of Hui: grants the user an infinite amount of random knowledge, if used without precaution will likely cause madness.
Eagle Scope: grants the user the ability to see as an eagle, in conjunction with the fountain of Hui allows to control the randomness of the knowledge and unlocks " the secrets of the universe" aka omniscience.
Using both Hezetor is looking for a certain number, he wants to know the exact number of universes that will be doomed in case UserZero keeps her title of Omega+ Godmodder for, let's say, the next 4 years. (In case a paradox does not wipe her), and if the defeat of Richard does indeed create a paradox capable of harming her.
Later he will copy the ability from the disembodied hand and put it in slot 2. (In case he can't draw cards regardless just copy from 1st ESFB again)
+3 toTopazian
the Glory 42/50
Spadaccino 25/50
...... 14/50
a piece of paper with the Library of Babel algorithm generator && matrice limitativa = Babel's Breaker (Level 5: 2/6)
NOTE: in my intentions this object should give omniscience, please re-consider the level if omniscience is not that cheap here.
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 2/9)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) 1/?
What could you ask from the magnificent throne that can already carry you around with stile and destroy your enemies with laser neurotoxins?
The ability to install modules of course! A comfortable compartment under the right arm has all the space you may need for your wonderful modules, mixing usefulness with stile. (I mean a magnum full of little compartments for modules is rather ugly)
I pull out a box of delicious VANILLA WAFERS and throw them, one by one, at the chief. It is mildly infuriating at first, and gets worse as I continue the wafer-based assault. Then, I activate the VANILLA WAFER NIGHTCORE MODE and throw the wafers at the chief with 2x the speed!
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 20/20
Oh cool, this is done. The NICEMEME is a entity of extrMEME power. It is a large conglomeration of cannons, LAZORS, and other such projectile weapons! Underneath its massive array of guns is a set of PURE MEME ARMOR, and over the guns is very sensitive MEME EXPLOSIVES, some heat seaking, some just plain explosive, which not only can be fired, but also will explode most of the time upon being attacked!
All the Snakes. All of them. 20/50 (Complementary, Leon)
Meme Gun && Radiation from the sun = Praise the Sun 6/9
+1 Twin
+1 Revan
+1 Leon
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
I summon GLADoS, who is ready to shoot bombs, make turrets, or spread neurotoxin at any Pro-Zero thing.
I'm almost completely inactive, in case you're trawling through really old threads and notice me somewhere.
Crippled Braindamaged Weak Puny Honey Badger: 7/50 (Due to +1).
Main Battle Superheavy Tank: 7/50
Lots of bling: 4/14
I simply spam even more Plasma Cannon fire on the Chief, while casually telling him that the method of teleporting readied guns in and out of my hands allows me to fire at about 1000 shots per minute, while the normal recharge time would only allow 30 times per minute.
I also proceed to call for a truce with the AZs (I'm playing GS) because we have got a common enemy, and infighting will benefit said enemy, not to mention that the PZs are more boring: The most awesome thing the PZs have got for now is the G.F Alpha Omega. Meanwhile, the PZs have got a HUGE tank, a ridiculously human robot and Sp00pinator as their most obviously awesome entities, so the PZs just ain't cool enough to call a truce with (Not to mention...wait, I almost told my secret. I'll tell the AZs of it when UserZero is dead).
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
New uses and tweaks for common items that lack uses. Making some items less unbearable.
Darude && Sandstorm = Darude - Sandstorm 7/7 Done.
Geometry Dash Blocks && Rage Blade = Polygon Madness 5/9
Nerf Rebelle Ultimate Crossbow (inb4 feminism intensifies) && Arrow && Machine Gun = SpamBow 2000 2/???
D-Force Kidd's Top Hat && Bladed Boomerang && Shortener = Secret Agent's Bowler Hat 1/???
+2 to Pricey +1 to Toast
Feyd, the Enderman King 22/25
Lance 31/50
Newb King (Note, NEWB, not NOOB.) 13/17
If Sukard is still alive, she attacks a random GS/PZ enitity.
I use SHENANIGANS to attack the Chief / Disembodied Hand #4 over and over again with the Nerf Bat.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Finished Alchemy Project:
Hyena Pin || Black Skull Pin = Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] (8/8)
I pin my new alchemy on my jacket, this should help me keep any telepathy on my terms for now.
New Alchemy Project:
Dragon Coffee [Level 2] && Basic Spellbook = ??? [Level] (Charge)
...I have no idea what I'm doing, maybe I'll get some kind of barista themed powers from this?
Action:
I change Heavy Class Commandment into Assassin form, lunging at the 4th Disembodied Hand in as many timelines as I can compress.
Entity orders:
Shield Princess and Thunderbird Lancer are attacking Clara Dolls
The Wraith will try and Investigate The Chief
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
RW: Ooh, that's new~
SP: Creatures of the Darkness, here?
MZ: Not quite, they feel almost like...
MZ: The Queen of Tears, but not quite?
MZ: I'd know despair fueled magic like that anywhere, but this is just slightly different than usual.
I shrug, maybe I'm imagining the similarity with my home?
Inventory:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items?: (Used items saved for alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Probably used up?)
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
None? how did I let this happen?
Charges:
Project Fenris 17/50 (+1 from Tazz, +1 from Talist, +2 from Talist): A voice whispers "Once, there was a maiden..."
Can You Spare... A Heart? 2/50: I think it's time to prepare the preparations...
Twoscore Mirror Gaze 2/25: Anyone mind if I tear down all these tombstones? The dead should be walking the earth, not below it
Boosts:
+2 for Talist
+1 for Twin
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
30/50 HyperStorm (+1 tazzwarp, +1 nulitor)
12/50 XCOM Base (+1 tazzwarp)
+1 proof, nulitor, hector
9/11 Ender Acid Burst
6/9 Ender Armor || Adaptive Armor = Tele-Interdiction Armor
6/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
My Action: Since apparently I still have no clue how Dark Bowser works, I create a depowered clone of The Chief, and put him in an "interrogation" chamber in the under-construction XCOM Base. This results in The Chief's Clone's brain being torn open for all the secrets on how Dark Bowser works. Oh, and for whatever reason, some of the damage transfers to The Chief himself.
PS: Alright, I have no had much clarification on this: we have 4 seperate charges for a boss attack, can we summon them as 1 single boss or do we have to split up this boss attack into 4 mini-bosses?
Let's try one of those powers: levitator enforcer, target the chief, if everything goes as planned now he will get healed by heal considering that he was swapped to begin with, and considering all the devastation that is going on his body I suppose he will start to suffer soon.
In case he is not a suitable target please redirect this to G.F alpha omega.
This is were entity orders would be, sadly all the Martians are dead. All of them,
even the one that fakes his death. Oh well that's for later.+3 toTopazian
the Glory 43/50
Spadaccino 27/50 +1 from Tazz
...... 15/50
a piece of paper with the Library of Babel algorithm generator && matrice limitativa = Babel's Breaker (Level 5: 3/6)
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 3/9)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) 2/?
preview, examine, analyze, everything: Alchemiter > fine = ?
31/50 The being that is itself time
30/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods
16/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
+3 Ire
Blank Spellcard II Danmaku Pattern: 5/6
I continue to laugh, this time in Battlefury's general direction, as I walk out of a portal, easily escaping the cave. Another portal opens up, right above one of the disembodied hands. All the mercury Battlefury was using to try and freeze me pours onto the hand. It is quickly brought up to an extremely high temperature and boils the hand.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
New Alchemy Project:
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level] (Charge)
A mysterious hardcover tome. In addition to acting as a gateway for great beasts to reach through, it absorbs the Hearts of fallen entities for later.
This will definitely help with my long term plans.
*This was meant to become a sort of leveling system later on, but I never got around to it, now it's a component in my semi-plot-important weapon.
Action:
MZ: I've been limiting myself too much, haven't I?
MZ: Trying to pretend I'm a cool hero instead of a glorious monster.
I change Heavy Class Commandment into caster form, but don't attack directly, instead, a nine-headed hydra reaches out of the blade to bite at the 4th Disembodied Hand.
Entity orders:
See above
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
SP: What do you mean limiting yourself?
MZ: What do you think I meant?
MZ: Let me put it the simple way;
MZ: Heroes can defeat Monsters, but lose to Armies.
MZ: Monsters can defeat Armies, but lose to Heroes.
MZ: And Armies can defeat Heroes, but lose to Monsters.
MZ: Which do you think I am?
Inventory:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items?: (Used items saved for alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Probably used up?)
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
Dragon Coffee [Level 2] && Basic Spellbook = ??? [Level] (Charge 2)
Just one? Still less than I usually have going.
Charges:
Project Fenris 18/50: A voice whispers "Once, there was a maiden..."
Can You Spare... A Heart? 3/50: I guess there's no escaping my true nature.
Twoscore Mirror Gaze 3/25: Anyone mind if I tear down all these tombstones? The dead should be walking the earth, not below it
Boosts:
+2 for Talist
+1 for Twin
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
Crippled Braindamaged Weak Puny Honey Badger: 8/50
Main Battle Superheavy Tank: 8/50
Lots of bling: 5/14
I proceed to make the Godmodder to listen to lots of narmy voice acting, ranging from YTP to infamous lines such as "METAL BAWKSES" , "COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION", "they played us like a goddamn fiddle" among others.
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
New uses and tweaks for common items that lack uses. Making some items less unbearable.
I had to Heal Sp00pinat0r for the last time.
Character/Ally RP
Lunai: Uwa~! so warmth♫
But then she hears the Spooky Scary Skeletons music from around her, and she follows the music
But then outside his armour,
Sp00pinat0r: I THINK I W0NT BE LASTING THAT L0NG AFTER THAT (N0 N0 N0, I D0N'T WANT T0 BREAK THE F0URTH WALL) LUCKILY MY FRIENDS HELP ME F0R THE LAST FEW TURNS...
Sir Shield: *still unconscious*
Sans is coming in 5 more turns...
Ebbotine h0I! 20/30
Heal/Support based Ally 19/50 +1 from Talist and Leon +2 from MeGa
Coarsebot? 5/40
Alchemy Creation:
Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss 3/11
Mini LHC && Crazy Particles && Meowmere ll Rune Blade = Madhouse 2/11
Red Paint && Rocket Launcher && Giant Pistol = ??? 1/11 (Part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree (The REKT Cannon is Level 25++ (If i had to make the [REDACTED]))
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Allies Action:
Sir Shield is Stunned!
Lunai heals Sp00pinator as well.
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: I PR0TECT LUNAI AND I MAKE A BLESSING 0F THE SP00PY G0D TO REC0VER MYSELF.
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time
Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Revan, +1 Leon
Charge Bank: N/A
My ItemsAngelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Light
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits)
OOC + Responses
Fury's First Attack response:
Sp00pinat0r Y0U CANT 0VERTHR0W ME! I AM 0NE 0F THE KINGS 0F THE SP00P, I D0NT WANT THAT STUPID SP00PY STAR RIP0FF NEAR US!
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2521706-destroy-the-godmodder-0rigins?comment=2912
Revan's First Attack response:
Lunai: Awww.. Thank! but actully, I am a Blue Healer Dragon with my snazzy cloak however, hope my brother's (Sir Shield) concious after this round.
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.