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"There he is mystery man mystery man" points to burning trapper then jumps to the jet "hello sir can you help me?" He then goes infront of burning trapper " I need your help i'm trying to find a sword a rainbow coloured sword its flashing bright lights you can't have missed it do you know where it is?"
| Charges |
The Dead Pool 27/35
Old Spice 30/50 (+1 ire)
Not a car! 23/25
| Alchemy |
NEW: ! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 4/11)
NEW: (Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat && Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab= Sodarayg (Level 10 - 6/11)
Ring of Fate && (Yu-Gi-Oh Card Holder/Launcher || Tarot Cards + Colonel Sassacre's Unabridged Unparallelled Magical Compedium of Dastardly Card Tricks) && Taboo Dice = Destiny (Level 10 - 9/11)
2+ to Ire 1+ to Talist
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
| Action |
~Toast reveals that she was charging a bunch of machines and not an attack all along! She picks up the Chief and shows him a machine. The machine would clone the target, but make them smaller by the factor of the clones created. ~Toast didn't put him in that machine. Instead, ~Toast pulled back a curtain that revealed another machine behind the first machine.. This one would split the target into 60 pieces of regular size, multiply that size by 0.25 and scatter them randomly across the world. ~Toast once again didn't dabble in dark size-changing majjyks and left that machine alone. Finally, the Chief was brought to a massive facility filled with machines. Chief gave off a sigh(ze) of dread at how many more times ~Toast would have to explain these completely neutral machines then deny anyone from seeing them in action. Whirring occured, followed by a sucking sound. One of the machines was turned on, and it turned out ~Toast was bluffing all this time, the other machines actually just did nothing. Before the Chief could suck back in his sigh of dread, it was whisked away. The machine started analyzing the sigh. ~Toast stood there for quite some time, still holding the Chief.
This machine was specifically designed to analyze sighs, and adjust accordingly. It's intent was to amplify the emotion that caused the sigh. In this scenario, the emotion was dread, so the machine instantly started whirring. Dreadfully. There was so much dread that the machine gave off that the lights in the facility to enhance the amount of dread. There was even some eerie music in the background. AND OH LOOK. The machine now had a knife in it. Now it has blood on it. Are you feeling the dread yet? And now look, a spooky shadow. A shadow of who? The Chief will never know, because he is too stuckstill by the dread, not to mention ~Toast's firm, cold hands gripping him.
Another faint whirring started whirring, the redundancy filling the reader with dread, although it could have just as easily been a possessed child singing. It wasn't, but you get the gist of how much dread there is in this room. The whirring slowly intensified, creating a infinite loop of dread; as the dread increased, the whirring would increase; as the whirring increased, the Chief's dread would increase. Capiche?
The second machine was revealed. It had 'Dread' hastily painted on the front. The hastiness of the paint filled the Chief with dread. The new machine started taking all of the dread from the room and condensing it into a small orb. It was red-black. The Chief was thrown inside, and the dread contained inside him was consumed to power the orb, making it unstable due to the sheer amount of dread that was contained withing the Chief's flesh. The orb carried the Chief out and starting spazzing spastically. Not to mention, dreadfully. It self-detonated in the Chief's chest. His last thoughts were dread at what else might lie in ~Toast's bluff machine facility.
IMPERATOR: 50/50 ================================================== (+5 from Tazz, +5 from crystal) HOLDING...
Scourge of the Beast: 11/50 ================================================== (+1 from crystal)
The Executioner: 10/50 ==================================================
+3 to generic
Bomber concentrated on the Third Disembodied Hand, muttering some arcane words. The air around the hand began to glow shades of blue, yellow, and purple. With further concentration, the glowing grew more intense. If the hand tried to move, it would find that it could not. It could be described as an intense tingling sensation, similar to how it feels when a limb falls asleep. Now amplify that a hundred times. The air began to hum loudly, drowning out any of the other noises in the area. The Third Disembodied Hand began to tremble violently, feeling a great force push it in all directions.
Eyes glowing, Bomber thrust his hand outward and moved it through the air in an arc. Suddenly, there was a loud CRACK as the air tore asunder. A great deal of raw chaotic energy burst from the Immaterium into the material plane, right where the hand is. The sheer power of this burst outright evaporated large chunks of the hand, leaving clean holes and chunks missing. There was suddenly a second wave of power, accompanied with a ear-bursting screeching sound. This one permeated through the hand and shattered the bones inside. Bits of shrapnel flew out of the hand, shredding it to bloody pieces.
There was finally a third burst. Devilish chattering could be heard in the area, seemingly coming from everywhere and nowhere at once. The air near the disembodied hand began to howl. Louder and louder it grew, and eventually everyone had to cover their ears. From a point about three meters away from the hand, there was a deafening explosion and a blinding flash of light that caused everyone to shield their eyes. Bomber saw stars for a moment, but when he came to he saw the carnage. There was a massive hole in the palm of the disembodied hand that went all the way through. What was more shocking was that, on the foul ground behind it was a long string of gore that went off into the distance. Looking closer, Bomber saw that the hand was merely some scraps of skin hanging loosely from what remained of its bones. It appeared that the blinding flash of light was a hyper-accelerated particle of some sort. When it struck through the hand, the sheer force managed to suck out everything through the exit hole and had strewn it across the landscape. All of the hand's muscles and nerves were indeed missing. Bomber released his concentration and watched as the assortment of bones and scraps of skin collapsed to the putrid earth.
Longsword && Lunarium Ingot || XVIII - The Moon = Moontante (Level 6: 6/7)
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (1/?)
An Aether Lens is a powerful magical tool that can amplify the power and range of spells and is favored by many experienced magi. Made from glass infused with arcane energy in a frame of metal made from the basic elements, it has been fused with The Good Morningstar to make the weapon act as a powerful nexus for the Sun's power.
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I draw a perfect heptadecagon on the ground in summoning chalk. Rinon looks very happy to see me doing this. I line each edge with a logical axiom and a door emerges, made of proofs. It opens and a teenage girl steps out.
163. The Logician - Fennia Shefferstreck has been summoned!
⊻ (XOR, 5-charge - Tazz, change this as you wish): Fennia XORs two entities together. This does not work on bosses and merges them into one entity, which can be stronger or weaker than the original entity depending on the results of the XOR. Entities must be of the same alignment.
Passive: Will leave the battlefield via teleportation to her home dimension upon going below 0 Effective Hit Points instead of dying - she has nigh-infinite actual hit points.
Entity Action
Rinon, clearly excited to see one of her comrades joining her, pulls out a copy of the IPA Handbook and throws it at the Chief. Every IPA string that has a meaning in any language spoken fluently by at least one real person at any point in time appears. The strings divebomb the Chief, each letter being made of high explosives. Once the explosions die down, Fennia then uses logic to derive the Chief's weak point from P ∧ ¬P and shoves a turnstile into said weak point.
N Card Vote: 1 Hanged Man.
Fennia Shefferstreck summoned! I really wanna see what chaos you cause by doing XOR. Ain't gonna lie. They'll do as you say!
Energy Condenser && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Condenser Module (Level 5: 3/6)
Well, that's a fair tweak! We both seem to hate stalemates.
Did the Chief just taunt me? Alright, that's it, he's going down!
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 26/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 1/50
Snow Tank: 1/?
I +Assist Pricey12345.
I set up Big Bandit and a whole firing squad of his minion Bandits, guns pointed at the chief. I then tell the Bandits to fire their weapons on the Chief until they run out of ammo! They promptly follow through on my command...
Also, I vote for the Fool card.
Support: 60/100 [IIIIIIIIII]
AZ Card Vote: Fool (1).
As the Bandits technically have unlimited ammo, as does their bigger cousin, they fire endlessly until the Chief stomps them dead! 9,000 damage in all!
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 19/?(+ 2 +5 from that guy from assists)
School of illusion && School of conjuration && School of
necromancy && School of evocation && School of
abjuration && School of divination && School of
enchantment && School of transmutation =>Tier-One 8/11(gives
the power to do many various things)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
After all that I hope the BA missile truck will make other people have stuff without role.
And that it will not be ability theft because hats are not abilities.
And
that the GM will remember that the power of the BA slasher is supposed
to stay constant while it steals hats(and so that its life and damage
mostly reduce with stolen hats)
Uh, I'm sorry? Technically speaking, ability theft is the closest it can get to stealing THOSE kinds of Hats, as those are techncially roles the entity steals via taking the ability allowing them to do said role. Otherwise, that thing would be a normal entity; and let's face facts, that would be sufficiently less useful than what you see now. (That, and actually depriving an entity of their special abilities while doing so would basically be an ability that would require a LOT more charge, hands down.)
I pay the Spoopinator a visit! A regular, normal visit at his nice house. He invites me in, and we chat for a while, as we eat tea and cupcakes. We then watch TV for a bit, and I use the remote to select some great channels. After a short visit to the bathroom, I take my leave!
The Spoopinator sits down, satisfied... until he hears some noises coming from the bathroom. He goes in and checks, and... OH NO! While I was in there, I destroyed everything! A giant fountain of toilet water is gushing forth, flooding the bathroom and everywhere around it! Panicking, Spoopinator calls the plumbers, and gets an estimate for the damages: $5,000! Having ridiculous loans to pay off for Spoop college, Spoopinator is almost driven to tears by these ridiculous expenses... he goes to eat a cupcake to get his mind off of it. However, it turns out that I swapped all the good cupcakes for poisonous ones! When his mouth is suddenly filled with blinding, excruciating pain, he drinks some tea to wash it down, but I poisoned that, too!
In extreme pain, Spoopinator wanders into the living room to try and watch TV! But then he realizes... the remote isn't there... I LOST THE REMOTE!
Spoopinator collapses into extreme conniptions caused 1/third by poison, one-third by financial stress, and 1/3 by missing the latest episode of his favorite show, Paid Programming! In his conniptions, he smashes into walls and furniture, leaving dents EVERYWHERE!
And then the entire house collapses on top of him.
If the 1st ESFB Engineers is dead Hezetor will try to copy one of his abilities and put it in slot 2, or from one of the disembodied hands (now I can draw).
Later he will cast a fireball at the Chief.
+3 toTopazian
the Glory 40/50
Spadaccino 23/50
...... 12/50
Module || Sistema di autoguida avanzato = Module di autoguida avanzato (Level 5 5/6)
a piece of paper with the Library of Babel algorithm generator [1] && matrice limitativa = ? 1/?
[1] I'm referring to the actual library that has every single combination of the 23 letters, this site can generate everything from a certain algorithm, this piece of paper has that algorithm written over.
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik [2] = At the speed of Zeno 1/?
[2] A conceptual object with the ability to move at a set speed, he moves at the speed that is set, regardless of the value.
At the speed of Zeno: allows the user to perform an infinite number of action in a finite time, moving at paradoxical speed, an anti-paradox system may be required, but security is slow.
You copy their ability to do emergency teleports...but ONLY emergency teleports. Not even straight-up teleportation. BUT, you can now do so without even being remotely aware of the attack itself, if the attack would kill you. However, being hit hard enough can make you unable to do so. In other words, you now have a passive 25% evasiveness to any attack that could KILL you unless you're at 10% HP (in this case, 2) or lower, in which case, you lose it.
5,000 damage to the Chief!
a piece of paper with the Library of Babel algorithm generator [1] && matrice limitativa = Babel's Breaker (Level 5: 1/6)
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik [2] = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 1/9)
You may now bask in the revelation that everyone is so stupidly overpowered that the theoretical ability to take infinite actions in a finite amount of time is Level 10, in a game where the overall cap is merely Level 8, out of a current cap of 10 and a total cap of 25.
Alright, now that I am unbanned, time to get onto some work!
\=========|INVENTORY|=========/
Obsidian Double-Edged Sword
Void Wood Staff
Basic food supplies
Medical flora
Spellbook: Void
Ancient Holocron
I hope I'm not breaking the rules by bringing the inventory straight in...
\=========|ACTIONS|=========/
Illuminati? Ar you people even serious?
And I though there would be smart people
AND you have to use them against Zero
I don't even care
As you made an awful failure
As he speaks, a red mist slowly starts to decrease the visibility. It again forms two figures, though these look like some symbols.
If I understand correctly, the Illuminati are aiding Richard in the war?
Well bad for you
The REAL symbol of illuminati is NOT the Eye of Providence!
In fact, as you can see to my right, their symbol is the Owl of Minerva...
And the everything-seeing eye is the symbol of MASONS.
As he speaks the last three sentences, people around him realize that three universes have been ruined
Universe A: MLG
Universe B: X Files
Universe C: Internet Folklore/Legends
So, as some of you may know...
MASONS and ILLUMINATI are ARCHENEMIES!
And that means, a Anti-Zero didn't make any damage to Pro-Zeros...
He even supported us by summoning Masons!
And if illuminati are aiding Richard...
Then Masons are aiding US!
Every single Anti Zero is listening to this logic. They are actually listening to this so carefully like if they were hypnotised. And before any sound can break the silence, they actually are hypnotised! This prevents them for doing any action for two turns
Now that I finally have free time, I will just play with them for a little and maybe go exploring...
Hera, you can thank me later
Now, time to have some fun!
He raises his hands upwards, and soonly after a comet strikes into the center of the crowd. But this isn't any comet. This is a special Shadowflame Comet, known for being extremely poisonous! And now due to the atmosphere, it starts to vaporize, causing an AoE (Area of Effect) field that constantly blinds, confuses and weakens the target.
That should keep them busy for the time being...
But I just feel like this wasn't enough...
Time to wreak havoc one more time...
Who says giving (torment) is boring?!
He places some mysterious meat on the ground, and shortly after hungry beasts of the mountains come to feast with (actually ON) the unlucky hypnotised people...
Well, now that I have free time, I'll go have a picnic maybe, or destroy a mountain, or just go to sleep...
*Yawn*
Yeah, I think I'm going to go to sleep!
But first, let me see this mysterious item Nocturna gave me...
Out of his robe he puts on the ground an ancient holocron, even though it doesn't belong to that universe.
This lord... Ni-Nh-Nihilus? Strange name... Nihilus seems to look powerful. Actually, he looks like someone I saw earlier...
In the distance he notices Darth Revan (OldSithRevan), who looks like he's doing something
Yes, they do look pretty similar...
Alright, what was the next part of the plan?
If I remember, I have to revive him
That is going to be a tough job...
*Yawn* I'll see that for later... *falls asleep*
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Darth Nihilus: 0/20
Basilisk: 0/35
\=========|OUT-OF-GAME A.K.A NULLPOST|=========/
Notes to self:
Discover where to get alchemy materials
Discover how to get things for inventory
What's the HP of the severed Hands and the severed Heart?
So, if I remember correctly, Pro-Zero aligned bosses are the Chief and the severed Hands/Heart, while the Anti-Zero aligned boss is the Annoying Dog? Dude, only thing I find to fit here are the severed bodyparts. Weird!
I have a feeling I'm breaking the game rules... I don't know why, I just have that feeling...
Alchemy materials can be pulled, to put it one way, out of one's hind quarters. They technically have no bonuses until converted to Alchemies.
First off: I could go into a mini-rant about the Illuminati, other than the fact that the Illuminati DID exist: However, it was a Baravian free-thinking Liberal, democratic kind of group in like the 1700's, disbanded shortly around the time of the French Revolution (hence rumors they survived, hence the Illuminati jokes). I WILL, however, say that, in this world, the world of Fiction (containing the Multiverse, containing Earth and Minecraftia, the latter of which you are fighting in right now), quite literally everything fictatious exists, so the illuminati described above DOES exist, and DOES use the Eye of Providence as their symbol.
With that out of the way, being stunned for two turns is absurd, so that doesn't happen-the rest of your attack deals 26,000 damage to a random AZ entity!
burning trapper appears on the field "ugh so this is how it feels like on the battle field i guess ill just kill anybody who is on the bad side" burning trapper summons army of traplites
Welcome, burningtrapper! UserZero (head of the Pro-Zeroes, the generally agreed-upon 'bad side' here) immediately brainwashes those Traplites to her side!
Hezetor will teleport the right eye of the Chief over some lava, then telekinetically manipulating it to bath it into the lava and later launch it back at the Chief.
In case this fails he will simply teleport a giant mass of lava over his head.
The martian rookie will use quick attack on the chief, a quick attack where he teleports instead of running.
+3 toTopazian
the Glory 41/50
Spadaccino 24/50
...... 13/50
Module || Sistema di autoguida avanzato = Module di autoguida avanzato (Level 5 6/6) Complete! Installed on the Throne of the skies to get some evasion (20% or 10% I suppose).
You attempt to add a module to the Throne of the Skies, only to find that the Throne has no space for that! It appears the Modules can only be attached to Modular items...Welp, there's an obvious course of action for this.
Blank Spellcard II Danmaku Pattern: Spellcard 3/??
A spellcard. Ranges in usefulness depending on such factors as the power and creativity of the card user, as well as how much the card bares their soul.
I interrupt my previous singing to ask a question:
"Uzi? What is the name of your father?
Because whoever gave you your name was either Greek, pretentious, or knew exactly what it meant. Not saying that your father gave you your name, necessarily, but...well...I want to check something."
Personally, I'm leaning towards a mixture."
(Because if it is who I think it is...well...things just got a lot more interesting.)
I vote Fool, and continue to build up power in my fingers on my forehead.
Mahna, Mahna, charging my attack.
Blank Spellcard II Danmaku Pattern: Spellcard (Level 5: 3/6)
UserZero looks at you like you've straight up lost your mind, incredulous yet offended at the same time.
UserZero: dude. UserZero: would i honestly tell you who my dad is, if i even have one? or who named me? UserZero: i'm not breaching my own freaking veil with information like that. UserZero: honestly i was briefly giving you the benefit of the doubt, but, well... UserZero: it appears the narrative's so-called champions tend towards a lack of intelligence so noticeable that it's outright insulting that you're even winning at all.
4/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
My Action: I get fed up with The Chief. Because his hat probably make him vulnerable to ice in exchange for being immune to fire, I summon a blizzard to hopefully cause severe damage to him. It also blows across the entire field as well.
Blizzard Weather: All entities (including GS entities) take 1000 damage at the end of each round, and have a 20% chance to miss. The Chief takes additional damage.
Card Choice: I pick The Justice as the card choice (seriously, who gets the benefit of the cards even?).
Entity Orders: I take control of Dark Bowser and the Dark Star Core and figure out what they do. Surviving Shock Drones use Thunderstorm on Twitchy (Unless its just a weather effect, I kindof forgot what it does), while the Scout Drones harass the Chief by flying around him and occasionally shooting at him, making him more vulnerable to attacks.
THe Chief is NOT weak to ice, but the Blizzard is nevertheless an apt showcasing of a lack of weaknesses. Blizzard summoned! This is really making this place more and more inhospitable by the second.
You're picking cards to minimize the effect Twitchy has on your foes and deciding what could pop out of her actions: While you pick the order in which she will gain her powers, ultimately the bigger the deck the bigger the trouble.
[RP AND ATTACKS]
I vote for Twitchy to add The Star to the deck be-
Wo ist eine lange Nadel?
Wo ist eine kurze Nadel?
Auf Widersehen des noch sind da.
Na, Schwester, genau geschlossen,
geschlossen gerade heute sich.
Noi! zu erste Nahe ist zwar,
Noi! nie sieht zweitens statt eine Ferne.
Noi! Noi! fahre! Noi! Noi! Noi! springe!
Oh, I guess Akuma Homura has began to descend. The area around me becomes more... artistic, like a texture pack has been added around me as thirteen dolls jump out of the summoning circle that I created. Accompanying them are humanoid soldiers carrying spears, with their cavalry riding walking teeth. Ravens swoop around us, and stronger looking walking teeth charge into the battlefield.
"So, these are your familiars, Homura? Your barrier is weird, and that's saying something. If I was you, I'd attack Salt and the Martian Rookie." I ignore the familiars around me to create a gravity sink around the Chief, allowing him to dodge 1 attack. [CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Gott est Tott 13/13 COMPLETE (+3 from Best Godmodder)
Charge Abomination 6/10
Spell Matrix 14/25 (+3 from Best Godmodder)
Coin Holder && Spring = Coin Launcher (3/4)
Railgun && Esper's Brain = ESP Railgun (3/5)
+1 to Francisco_Scaramanga_Jr
+1 to fseftr
+1 to TT2000 [BREAKDOWN AND OOC] Here's a link relating to the entities.
Clara Dolls [PZ] 10/10 HP (x14), Fake Tears: III
Playerlike: Takes damage similarily to Players instead of entities.
Fake Tears: Lowers defense for all non PZ entities.
Lotte [PZ] 500/500 HP (x20)
Luiselotte [PZ] 500/500 HP (x15)
Armored: A single Luiselotte cannot be killed in 1 hit.
Liese [PZ] 250/250 HP (x10), Evasive (10%)
Lilia [PZ] 500/500 HP (x5)
Heavily Armored: Take half damage and a single Lilia cannot be killed in 1 hit.
(Homulilly's Familiars divide their forces to kill Salt and the Martian Rookie, prioritising Salt.
Has the Level 25 alchemy been made in DTG2? What about the considerable charge, how would you go about doing that?) [INVENTORY] None, unfortunately.
PZ Card Vote: Star (1)
Homura's Familiar's summoned! They'll do as you say. The Chief is paralyzed and can't dodge, though this speeds up recovery!
Revan uses his Battle Meditation while Revan is in this state he can boost the attack power of AZs on field, ((I'm thinking 1.5x or 2x damage)) Revan doesn't even care about Nihilus. It is just him and the Force, he contemplates Zero's hate and her secrets, she could be a powerful ally, but he knows the truth of the Sith. All those who hunger for power will betray you when you need them most.
Treachery is the way of the Sith
Richard and Zero will betray them, He hopes the PZs and AZs will not learn that first hand... If they do so be it, but none of that matters right now.
Revan reaches out and becomes one with the AZs.
Summons:
HK-47 8/50
Basilisk War Droid 8/42
Sith Assassins (+2 from BattleFury, Revan thanks you silently) 3/15
Force Alignment:
Sith Lord
Charges:
Revan throws them up in the air for whoever wants them.
Vote For Card: Death
Song Submission for Guitar Solo: Smoke on the Water
((Let's go easy into this))
...And Fire in the Sky.
AZ Card Vote: Fool (1), Death (1).
Your battle Meditation, sadly, is nerfed by the OP Scale because that's basically free minicrits/crits for everyone, BUT you manage to give Quote a minicrit, which is basically adding extra weapons-grade plutonium to a nuke to give you a good idea on what that just meant.
The smell of sweet sauce fills the air, attracting bugs to the area.
The mystery player is still confused...
Second plate of thai food 2/3
/null
...Null? Uh, this shouldn't be really null, methinks. Welcome anyways, SomethingCreativeAndFunny! The good news is the titular is exactly what we need in this game, so maybe you're The Chosen One?...Just kidding. There is no specific chosen one.
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 6/8 Level 8
*NEW* Beggars Bazooka && D10 = 2/? lvl ?
Actual action=========
I prepare to type an essay long attack! In annoyingAWESOME font! LET THEEEEEEEEEEEE TYPING BE-
...
Whelp, my keys are still sticky from that soda spill a while ago. And there is no neon green. Oh well, Lime will have to do for that annoying font-masterpiece.
I instead roll a D6. im in a mood to roll some dice, and to type absurdly short attack posts.
Recipe's of Note======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls (Level 9 0/10) (in progress)
You roll a D6! You roll up a 3, which causes your Lime Green Text to become a massive wave of Limeaid (Like Lemonade, but with Limes), which crash directly into the eyes of the crew of the G.F. Alpha-Omega, dealing 18,000 damage!
I vote for Justice Card and i focus my own Attack and i attack something...
I look at the Duke of Flies as Twitchy summoned one of these bad creatures i saw in front of me. I pick up the Flyswatter then i whacked it however, it does not work however I use my Storm Swatter XIV (That prototype which is 2x larger than the DoF) then i use my full pelt then i whacked it so hard sending it shooting across the Plains and even rushing right above Sans and the Duke of Flies smashes against the huge Unskippable Wall and damaging it seriously.
After i did this Attack some Mysterious pink dragon-like creature appeared in front of me,
???: How dare you to try to make a extremely powerful summon while doing that stupid trick?! (The Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco and it's other incarnations in the Banned list) Fine! I change your Big useless Summon into both Separate Creatures!
She shows you Lunai and Sr. Shield for what i did horribly...
???: You will summon both creatures right now...
She leaves and both Charges immediately changed and used together
Sir Shield 50/50!
Lunai 50/50!
DUAL CREATURE SUMMON TIME!
Sir Shield's Summon Story: I saw the [AZ] Player in the shade with a huge shield covering the front of him, i walked over to him. As i approached him, he talks to me
Sir Shield: Hello there my noble Godmodder Wannabe, my name is Sir Shield. I am here to defend many living soul from great danger. Are you want to add me to your arsenal?
I say Yes then He joined me for the Epic Battle against the Skarmesper (a mix of Skarmory and Aurin Esper with some BoI stuff and a inch of Twitch Plays Pokemon) Twitchy but he stopped...
Sir Shield: I cannot attack with that huge shield... but I will help your allies during the war.
Then he moves again.
And now, Lunai's Summon Story: I saw the creature falling in the background and when it hits the floor, it screeches like a dragon being badly damaged. I had to run to it and see what's wrong...
Sir Shield: Is that my Sister?! We will take a look.
When I and Sir Shield rushed to it, There is the blue dragon with the cloak being damaged lying unconscious on the floor. when I used the Healing powers and i used my powers to get it back into shape, it stands up but it is very shy of being touched (Due to the [AZ] VS [PZ] War (That is before the First Godmodding War begins) it is scared of fighting and cannot attack anything but only occupied as the Medic) then it says
Lunai: Err... Hello summoner...
I tried to hug her but she moves 20 cm away from me but Sir Shield is one of them to hug her but he wanted her to heal allies as well as tanking him then she says
Lunai: Well... I think... Protecting me is very important... I might join you to the Adventures if you recruit me...
I say yes and we walked to the area where Sp00pinat0r is.
Sir Shield Stats:
Alignment: [AZ]
Health: 430,000 since He cannot attack
Attack: 0 (Cannot Attack)
Role: Tanking/Defence
Skills:
Large Counter: He uses his shield to make him or the ally counter the Enemy Attack and has 50% Counter rate for Players (Less effective on Bosses like the Captain, Twitchy, Phantom Walker. (which he died) etc.) and has a cooldown of 3.
Reinforce Shield: Heals himself for 60,000 HP and has a cooldown of 4 turns
Summon Mini Shield: Generates a shield for himself or his targeted ally that has 70,000 HP and has a cooldown of 5 turns
Ultimate Ability: Shield of the Great Warlord: Generates the Powerful Reinforced Shield which has 150,000 HP and can shield up to 3 targets but has a big cooldown of 12 turns
Special: He can Automatically Defend/Tank his Allies (He can be also Controlled) He can defend up to 3 Allied Entities and has a 20% chance of Blocking attacks from Entities and Player attacks that hits him has also the 20% chance to be blocked. He has the relationship with Lunai, If she died, He gets extremely angry and he decide to increase his block rate and reduce the damage dealt to him by 10%.
Lunai Stats:
Alignment: [AZ]
Health: 250,000
Healing Power: 20,000
Role: Healing/Support
Skills:
Healing Fire: She breathes white healing fire at the target for 50,000 HP but has a cooldown of 3 turns
Regen Bunny: She summons the Regen Bunny on herself or the Target Ally and regenerates 30,000 HP for 3 turns but has a cooldown of 5 turns.
Roar of Healing: She roars in the skies and heals herself and 2 targeted allies for 40,000 HP but has a cooldown of 8 turns
Ultimate Ability: Blessing of the Heal Master: She flies up to the skies (Sadly she has broken wings and she cant fly... but when she uses the ultimate, she can fly for now) and tells the Heal Master in the clouds and tell him to use his powers on herself and 2 targets for 65,000 HP and gives them 2 turn Minicrits and 10% Evasiveness for a huge cooldown of 15 turns
Special: She can Automatically Heal/Support her Allies (She can be also Controlled) also she has the relationship with Sir Shield if he dies, she starts crying and she gains her Permanent Regen that heals her for 5,000 HP
Tweak Both of my summons if needed for Balance (I spent too much time designing the characters...)
Ebbotine h0I! 16/30 (PAUSED FOR THIS ACTION)
Heal/Support based Ally 9/50 +3 from Ninjatwist
Coarsebot? 2/40 (PAUSED FOR THIS ACTION)
Alchemy Creation:
Sword && Light Magic && Dark Magic && Tao symbol = Twilight's Edge 7/8
Nectar OOO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar 7/9
New Weapon! Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = ??? 1/11
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Allies Action:
Sir Shield protects Lunai and Sp00pinat0r
Lunai heals Sp00pinator as well.
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: LUCKILY I HAD MY SP00PY SHIELD FR0M THAT INCIDENT FR0M THAT STUPID FIRST GUARDIAN'S VISIT AND IT IS JUST PLAIN H0RRIBLE... N0W MY FAV0RITE SPIDER (WHICH IS MUFFET) IS DEAD! N0W... I AM USING THE LUNGE 0F SP00P AT THE DUKE 0F FLIES. ALS0 THANK Y0U NEW CREATURES F0R HELPING ME!
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Irecreeper, +1 Generic
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 1x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits)
14,000 damage to the Duke of Flies!
AZ Card Vote: Fool (1), Death (1), Justice (1)
Sir Shield and Lunai summoned! They'll do as you say, along with sp00pinator!
"If I was to pick a side as someone who has to gain the most profit, it would be neutral because then everyone would have reason to give me the profit."
"If I chose an aligned side, I would be locking myself out of two other sides' potential profit."
"In other words... not gonna happen anytime soon, UserZero."
Pit does a stupid little dance for the Annoying Dog. It seems to like it.
-Annoying Dog's ATK Increased!-
UserZero: i was honestly considering doing something stupid for a moment, but i decided your system is effortless to game, so whatever.
The Annoying Dog's attack will get a small buff this round!
Hyperstorm Boss 19/50 +1 from exos, +2 from crusher +1 from nulitor
+1 nulitor, +1 crusher, +1 hecter
John somewhat recalls the important debate between what was Uncle grandpa and some chicken-cat-in-a-bag-Uncle-Grandpa. He still doesn't understand why he was listening to it. He begins asking key questions, "Why the heck was I even in that conversation? Was I what they were arguing over, me or something more sinister? Why the heck can't they just show me their names?". But he forgets all these as he thinks of the most key question. "Hey! Can I join in on that D&D!"
Level Up
A bright red light shines on John. It blinds anyone looking in his direction. And when the light fades, John becomes what seems to be a giant beast. He looks like a massive bear.
Alright, each of my respective level up bars are a unique form John can transform into. In order to transform, he must use both of his actions (But he can still charge). Optionally, John can also change form when he respawns.
The [PZ] form is beast mode:
Five less health
10% chance to minicrit.
After a minicrit: Restore 2 Health and increase minicrit chance to 75% for next attack (75% minicrits will keep repeating if I keep on getting minicrits from it)
Everything resets if John die.
Also:
AZ Damage(Level 1): 42,000/50,000
PZ Damage (Level 2): 55,000/150,000
H Damage(Level 1): 16,000/50,000
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
Wow, interest////WE-ARE-ALREADY-LATE-IN-THE-CAMPAIGN-WITH-NO-LOSSES-SO-FITTING-YOU-IN-MIGHT-BE-HARD-BUT-WE-WILL-SEE-ABOUT-LATER!////ing level-up system going on there. John shifts into beast mode!
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls 9/9 Level 8 Finisheeeeeeed!
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 6/8 Level 8
*NEW* Beggars Bazooka && D10 = 3/? lvl ?
Actual action=========
i teleport away, extremely mad due to having accidentally pressed the back button while constructing a dramatic SUMMON, fit for a betrayal.
At any rate, i go FULL RAGE MODE on one of pricey's summons
EDIT: I'm gonna try and restore some of the stuff i typed.
Edit2: This is much better that that trash i lost.
==EXPENDED CHARGE==
27/27 Expended!
Battlefury13: Execute: Betrayal
All is normal on the battlefield. It is January the 15th, In the Year Of Our Lord 2016 2012. Yet, despite the season, despite all the festive stuff, despite all the happiness...
Nothing much has changed. The battle continues, loud and deafening as ever. But sometimes, all that noise has a good use. That is to day, hiding the movement of an army. The drumbeat they all march to, the sound of the music echoing as they march, it can hardly be heard over the almighty, omnipresent din of bloody fight after bloody fight on the battlefield. But, even with the great distance, thundering drums can be heard. The sound of music, once surpressed by the noise, now echos across the battlefield.
Some look around, confused by this sound. Where is it coming from? What is causing it? Who beats the drums that echo across this, accused, barren, scarred land of terrors? But, it seems that question will be soon answered. A golden Steve head, seemly on the top of something- perhaps a banner?- appears over a conveniently placed set of hills. As more of the banner is seen, it becomes obvious that is both a harbinger of both misfortune and glory. The banner is bright red- it is hard to look at it without thinking of blood. And what a banner it is. Decorated with the blood of the fallen, the blood of failures, the blood of cowards. Upon the banner, in the center of the banner, is an Ω. It now becomes clearer the nature of what is carrying the banner- certainly not good news. At least, from a certain point of view.
Then, finally, after a mere few moments, the person whom bears the banner is seen. A player, once an [AZ], now a traitor to them, and now an ally of the accursed Ω Godmodder. Call him a murderer, a traitor, a power hungry fool, he cares not about what you say. It means nothing to him. Why care what other people think when all they do is accentuate the negative in an effort to prove their own opinions? He see's no reason to answer to an inferior godmodder, when said godmodder will ruin millions, if not billions, of lives and destroy 3 universes? Why?
Battlefury13: When one universe is on the line, but three will die, why bother?
Battlefury13: You know, the person who pointed out the fact that at most a single universe is at risk, compared to three that Richard will destroy, and your only rebuttal is stabbing faces, there truly is no reason to side with Richard.
[PZ] Battlefury13: ! hOI! im tEM! wELCOME tO... da tEMMIE aRMOR! iT gIVES 1 aRMOR!
Evil Band of Anti-Richard Friends (EBARF. The old name was a lot better. Also, the acronym is not intended) 100000/100000
Ability: Call For Help ||||| Summons a weak Alpha Godmodder Ability: EBARF [|||||] The EBARF nukes the enemy with its acronym
Special: Resistant to Richard's attacks and gains 4+ armor against his attacks.
Special: If Richard strikes the final blow, summon a Alpha Godmodder.
This was going to be more complex, but the Forums have no saving system and i lost half of my post. So, i might add more tomorrow.
Recipe's of Note======
Gravity Gauntlet > fine = Falls (Level 9 0/10) (in progress)
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Charges=========
no 8/50
If the betrayal works, 3+ to Engie_Ninja
If it fails, 3+ to Pit
UserZero: yessssssssssssssssssssssssss Godmodder477: NO! NONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Godmodder477: ...OK, look! I do not possess even the FAINTEST figment of an idea what you lot are talking about with this whole '3 universes dead' thing you keep vaguely alluding to about me! Godmodder477: I certainly have an approrpiately high opinion of myself, but REALLY? Godmodder477: You're siding with that barely-sane psychopath of an Omega Plus who will almost certainly kill you all after this is all said and done?! Godmodder477: Let's be clear on one point here, I have no intention of blowing up universes at any point! Godmodder477: Pragmatically speaking, its a waste of resources! Godmodder477: Ethically speaking, wanton destruction for its own sake is SEVERAL moral steps lower than wanton destruction for the explicit purpose of dethroning THAT shining example of an absolutely remorseless sociopathic killing machine! Gdomodder477: Breaking a few eggs along the way is an unfortunate casualty that we can't really afford to avoid... Godmodder477: Plus, the WORST I can envision myself doing is causing some ragequitting here and there and possibly getting rid of a majority of equally low, lesser Godmodders that would be no better than HER in the Omega Plus position! Godmodder477:I mean, comparative to just slaughtering whatever comes to your house with absolutely no distinction, that's a whole freaking world of difference! Godmodder477: Really now, if the both of us got into the exact same situation after this, in some weird alternate timeline shenanigans we'll keep strictly metaphorical, do you think SHE'LL be any BETTER?! Godmodder477: If I go on to blow up 3 universes, do you think she wouldn't blow up 30 in the same circumstances?! Godmodder477: And even if you DON'T intend to let her live, am I still really so bad that it requires me to also die when I'm explicitly helping you beat her?! Godmodder477: I did NOT know I was such a controversial figure for that ONE fight with Notch, but REALLY, are you going to just ditch my perfectly genuine help, EVEN with that hanging around me?!
...Jeez, Richard sure reacted badly to that. Regardless, your defection is successful and your army is summoned!...BUT, I am changing your summoning abilities to instead just summon a generic elite warrior, as an Alpha Godmodder can bestow its status upon other players, which is a dangerous thing that I want to limit to 1, maybe 2 players.
Hyperstorm Boss 20/50 +1 from exos, +2 from crusher +1 from nulitor
+1 nulitor, +1 crusher, +1 hecter
Card Vote: Judgement
With his new form, John swipes at the nearest enemy, which just happens to be salt. He then looks around for salt, but realizes it's impaled on his claw. Roaring, he he smacks salt off his claw with his feet. He then leaps into the air and body-slams him, and buries him where there is no light, no hope of him escaping. Of course, salt escapes, and when John sees it, he charges, feints and then leg sweeps salt into a tree.
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
5/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
My Action: I {REDACTED} the {REDACTED} using {REDACTED}, spawning {REDACTED}. I then figure out {REDACTED} about the {REDACTED}, allowing me to defeat it by comining {REDACTED} with {REDACTED}. As my reward for defeating {REDACTED}, my other friend {REDACTED} gives me {REDACTED}, which I use to summon {REDACTED}. I then realize someone threw SCP-1459-J at my post, causing {REDACTED} to everything in my {REDACTED}.
Since my awesome summon was {REDACTED}, I decide to {REDACTED} everyone else's posts. I grab the SCP-1459-J instance that got thrown at me, put in in a blender, grind it up, then use a super-snowblower to spread it all over all the other teams. The {REDACTED} Storm hits all non-GS players and entities. Whenever they perform an action (whether a post or EOTB action), there is a 10% chance their action is {REDACTED}, preventing the First Guardian from reading it (effectively meaning nothing happens). The {REDACTED} Storm can be stopped by doing {REDACTED} to it (Tazz, you figure out how hard it is to get rid of, I would tell you but then it would be {REDACTED}).
{REDACTED} Storm summoned! It'll replace the Blizzard.
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 10/11
I decide that I should do the dumbest option possible and jump inside the wound I caused last turn. I am protected from the obvious disease risk by a metric ton of purification powder being periodically pumped in my veins to keep myself clean. And then I start to tunnel through the muscles close to me until I come out the other side. Left behind me is a trail of dance grenades, flash bangs, and slash wounds. That is assuming that the obvious and incredibly likely risks do not instantly kill me or something.
I am going all the way into craziness and vote for the tarot card some sets add as a joke, The Happy Squirrel. Because I honestly do not care about the cards. Now is the cue for them to mess me up in all the worst ways.
15,000 damage to the Chief! He's stunned!
The Chief: DID YOU JUST LEAP INSIDE MY CHEST JUST AFTER I REVEALED IT TO BE A DISEASED, DECAYING DEATHTRAP?!
The Chief: ...I HAVE NOTHING TO REPSOND TO WITH THIS. NOTHING.
I then charge up an MICROSOFT (tm) ANTI-PS4 LASER and fire it at the CHIEF. It is imbued with the powers of rise of the tomb raider exclusivity.
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 19/20 (Santa)
All the Snakes. All of them. 17/50 (Santa, Leon)
Meme Gun && Radiation from the sun = Praise the Sun 5/9
I attempt to loot Muffet's corpse, and get all the Spider Donuts possible from her. I then proceed to throw the donuts into a blender, and proceed to put the blended-up donuts into some icky muffin batter. The sheer awfulness of my concoction manages to attract several vultures, thinking that they're smelling a dead creature. I then proceed to snipe them out of midair with a generic rifle-type weapon, and throw them into the batter. This somehow ends up creating an awful muffin-based lifeform. In the shape of Muffet.
I then pour copious amounts of salt into the Muffin-Muffet's system. This, given my still-relevant powers of SALT, gives me control of the Muffin-Muffet. I proceed to make her shamble towards the Chief, and when the Chief expects a huge fight, he's instead surprised by a bunch of freshly-cooked donuts from Muffet! The Chief gobbles them all up.
Then he eats Muffet, too. While the Chief combats food poisoning from just how bad Muffet tasted, I suddenly blast myself with the Armistyx in Growth Ray Scythe Mode. As it turns out, I shrunk myself to hitch a ride on the donuts, and now I'm inside him, at a relevant size to get around inside his stomach. As I stand around in his stomach, I realize that the giant mass of donuts I'm standing on is melting rather fast. I then quickly leap to one of the walls of the stomach, and proceed to drill my way out of the stomach, but not before planting several "Volcano Bombs" near the incision in the stomach. I then proceed to drill my way up to the Chief's brain, piercing several vital organs during my ascent, rubbing salt on the floor as I travel. While his innards burns because salt AND food poisoning, I proceed to stand around inside his brain. I then plant more "Volcano Bombs" inside his brain, while drilling more holes from his brain to his eyes.
I then make my rounds around the body, planting tons of Volcano Bombs and drilling random holes in him with seemingly no purpose. I eventually leave through his foot, and press a button. As it turns out, the "Volcano Bombs" are basically those science-project "vinegar and baking soda" volcanoes, on a MUCH stronger scale. They explode, and the resulting substance goes through the several holes in his body I've drilled, causing the concoction to flood his entire body! Stuff drips out of every single last orifice in his body, and it's totally disgusting, not to mention painful.
24,000 damage to the Chief! The Chief has no words for this, though really after the first time you weren't getting a second stun.
I pull out the In The Groove 2 machine out again and push the 4th Hand onto it, then wreak some HAVOX.
The Hand is spit out harmlessly! Then, some angry-looking figures appear from the machine...It fades and turns back to normal, but you have a bad feeling about this. Even if you don't use it again you feel there will be consequences. The trip DID do 15,000 damage to the 4th Hand.
Feyd, the Enderman King 21/25 (+1 from Pricey, +2 from Toast)
Lance 30/50
Newb King (Note, NEWB, not NOOB.) 12/17
Sukard heals herself using code shenanigans!
I take out Deus Noctem, and say a certain line I forgot what TV show it's from:
K1LL TH3M 4LL.
I then shoot the crap out of the Chief and Twitchy's hands.
3,000 damage to the 1st Disembodied Hand and the Chief!
Fixed Reign of Arrows: If you think you knew this weapon, you didn't. The best way to describe this is five Super-Superheavy Crossbows strapped together, and a Super-Superheavy Crossbow not only shoots basically metal stakes with fins, but also shoots five at a time. All at once. Combining Dakka and One-shot-one-kill mentality onto a fixed frame (hence the FIXED), this thing is a beast. Oh, and its made out of gold as well.
No, this is probably NOTHING like the reign of arrows you recall, but then again, a FIXED Reign of Arrows is clearly different from others.
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL EVERYONE
THAT'S TOO MUCH POWER TO HANDLE
IT'LL END THE ENTIRE WORLD IF IT CONTINUES
WE CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER HOSTILE BOSS ALREADY
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GUYS ALREADY HAVE ONE TO DEAL WITH
TL;DR That'll cause an apocalypse, so don't.
/null
Too late, though it hasn't done anything (obvious) yet.
24/50 HyperStorm(If the combined charge use allowance is only 50, I think this entity should trigger almost immediately with how much charge has been put into it).
2/14
2/14
For now, George ignored attack, focusing on his preparations and maintaining his defenses. . His barrier had not yet been hit, so he focused on healing for now, giving as much healing to the Vortex Monolith as possible.
Now he was safe to start. He closed his eyes and began focusing. At first, his mindscape was little more than a blank landscape, until he started to reach what he was looking for. A central line dominated his entire landscape, having massive width and length as it reached towards both horizons.
...I will somehow assume this wasn't finished, but will help anyways. +15,000 HP to the Vortex Monolith through your peaceful meditation!
Something Big: 32/50 (+1 from UserZero)
Something Big: 32/50 (+1 from UserZero)
"WOW. REALLY. A SCOUT DRONE... GUESS THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR NOT HAVING MUCH IDEA WHAT KIND OF GORILLA WOULD GO DOWN WELL."
Walker throws down a vote for Death, promptly casting Fortification on either The Chief, The Chief's Hat, or Twitchy, depending on what looks like could probably be the best idea.
PZ Card Vote: Death (1), Star (1).
You randomly decide the Chief is the most practical of those three to protect, and promptly fortify him! However, this will work differnetly: It'll only block one attack! He's just so bulky that straight damage resistance would be kind of OP.
I place a debuff on The Chief in revenge for my being taunted! I put the Chief in Stasis with a Planefetter Orb, which wears off after a short while, but after that, he becomes Cursed! He will now take 20% more damage until the end of the turn (or sooner, if that's too much!)
Support: 60/100 [IIIIIIIIII]
You inflict Primed! This will cause the next action taken against the Chief to be a minicrit...Which is canceled out due to Engie_Ninja's use of Fortification above!
==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Imperator 50/50 (+5 from Generic.) DONE! HOLDING...
Ante Up 31/50
Charge #2: 17/20 (+1 from Generic.)
+3 to Bomber.
+6 from Generic.
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 3/11
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 3/11
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 2/11
==Action==
Crystal draws a massive sword and cleanly slices Disembodied Hand 2 in half lengthwise, before taking out some hydrofluoric acid and sprinkling it into the cut before stitching the hand back up.
==Entities==
Salt will tell The Chief some Zee-Ztories, dealing medium damage and weakening his next attack by half.
(To be unleashed next round) I: 10/10 +1 base
II: 10/15 +1 base
III: 9/25 +1 base
Assists:
+1 Modpack
+1 PitTheAngel
+1 Generic
Action:
I continue my mining, further upgrading my equipment to iron level.
Taking my newly crafted Iron Sword, I dismember a single digit of the 4th Disembodied Hand. Just helping it live up to it's name, after all! ; )
Inventory
A whole bunch of wood.
A supply of saplings.
A few apples.
A iron pickaxe.
A set of Iron tools.
A set of Iron Armour.
A questionably large amount of cobblestone.
A Small amount of Furnaces
A few mountain crystals.
A few stacks of vanilla ore.
I join pz because i don't like both sides but i need to destroy one so i will destroy the weaker one my trapolites have 1 hp each but when killed set up traps on the entity who destroyed them that does 5,00 to a non godmodder but it does 10,000 if it is a godmodder also there is 200 of them and i send them all to defend twitchy also i fly to consumer of all and start charging a 15 post trap
That's ludicrously OP! Godmodders with HP above 3 digits is reserved for the most powerful in existence; having 5 digit damage against them is insane! The OP Scale materializes to nerf that into oblivion, though the other passives are buffed by an order of ten.
Y reads another spell from the Ichor Spearbook, causing a long, golden spear to shoot up from the ground in front of the Chief, Undyne-style. The spear suddenly comes alive, quickly twisting around the Chief in a spiralling pattern. The golden spearhead ascends into the front of the Chief's face, opening a fanged mouth as it transforms into a draconic head. The spear then tightens its already constricting grip around the body of the giant zombieas it moves its head behidn the Chief, biting him in the neck.
Y then votes for The Hermit.
The Goldflamer Complete for Real! (I hope) Khaydarin Crystal 7/8
Miner's Choice 5/10
SCP-2905-2 seed && Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift 1/X
Nebula Monolith 14/15!
SCP-882 26/30 The Broken Church 12/20
Goldflamer: The flames smell sweet like honey, but don't let that fool you-this flamethrower's golden flames burns incredibly hot, leaving any caught in it to a horrific burning death, like they were a scented candle. you could call it the bee's knees, huh?
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 24/?(+ 2 from proof and +2 from crusher)
School of illusion && School of conjuration && School of
necromancy && School of evocation && School of
abjuration && School of divination && School of
enchantment && School of transmutation =>Tier-One 9/11(gives
the power to do many various things)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
He never said he wanted to be like Richard he just wanted to be more powerful than everybody because he was a victim of people beating him up.
Richard wanted people to rage-quit while the acolyte never said he wanted that he just fought people because they attacked him because he made them force-join the game.
Most of the people decided to gang up against the acolyte for no real reason.
So do not say that of the acolyte: he might be uninteresting but he never wanted to be like richard he only wanted to be powerful and to show his power not to annoy people over petty reasons for revenge./null
[RP AND ATTACKS]
I pull out a bow from nowhere and hold it up.
"This bow's arrows seeks out the weakest entities by their health divided by their max health," I say to no one in particular, before loading it with a Tipped Arrow of Wither and spamming fully charged bow shots.
I then take the bow, and choke the Sp00pinator around the spine or barrier with it (depending on if the Barrier is intact), before beginning to use the bowstring to saw it off. The enchantments in the bow begin to go awry for some strange reason (cough, cough, Descendant Reality Warping) and it explodes straight ontop of the Sp00pinator. The shards of the bow are pushed straight towards Sp00pinator's joints and he promptly experiences a fit of depression due to being poisoned, having his house ruined and his spine broken.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Homulilly 2/40 (+1 from TT2000)
Charge Abomination 8/10
Spell Matrix 15/25
Coin Holder && Spring = Coin Launcher (4/4) COMPLETE
Railgun && Esper's Brain = ESP Railgun (4/5)
+3 to TT2000
Offering a +3 in reserve to PitTheAngel after he completes his current charge. (Just a note.) [BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
(Yep, the item system is amazing. Richard in DTG1 also didn't have much character, let alone a real name.)
I take up the scraps of the torn up Sp00pinator Paper (HELP ME PLEASE...) then I put into the Paper Maker XVII then I mix it together to make the broken Sp00pinator Scraps (REBUILD ME PLEASE) and I fix him up together to make him fresh as the animated Skeleton Monster. Also I pour 3 barrels full of Spider Cider (Just to tell after Muffet's Aftermath) in his armour to repair his entire thing.
I try to Duplicate the Critmist Potion...
Sans is coming in 6 more turns...
Ebbotine h0I! 17/30
Heal/Support based Ally 12/50 +2 from MeGa
Coarsebot? 3/40
Alchemy Creation:
Sword && Light Magic && Dark Magic && Tao symbol = Twilight's Edge 8/8! It's time to Inspect
Nectar OOO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar 8/9
Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = ??? 2/11
New Weapon! Mini LHC && && Crazy Particles && Meowmere ll Rune Blade = ??? 1/11
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Allies Action:
Sir Shield protects Lunai and Sp00pinat0r
Lunai heals Sp00pinator as well.
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: HANDLING THR0UGH THE 0NSLAUGHT FR0M THE STUPID [PZ] ARMY
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Irecreeper, +1 Leon
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 1x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits)
Tao's edge: A cousin of the Dao of Pow, this sword is half good, half evil, half yin, half yang, half dark, half light, and ALL killing implement that you stab into people.
Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss (Level 10: 2/11)
Mini LHC && && Crazy Particles && Meowmere ll Rune Blade = Madhouse (Level 10: 1/11)
Ashkantsr has appeard on the battle feild "so where is that mystriouse man i need to ask him something oh well ill just find him" with that he runs fast really fast to find the mystery man
Welcome, ashkantsr!...I don't know who this mystery man is either.
(2 things i'm new so don't judge and point out mistakes also the reason i chose pz over gs is because i will get attacked by everyone and i would have to kill way to many godmodders so ya) i summon my suicide trap plane (this is because i waited my 15 post charge if wrong point out) i get in and start zooming in the sky i'm gonna wait another 5 posts to gain altitude and speed while preparing a trap also i summon a entity suicide papyrus it has 1 health and can can die if i say so, sans is gonna be mad i also camouflage my traplings
Err, first off, you need 15 posts to actually execute the one charge. For another, technically, every faction that isn't itself is at odds with one another: The AZs attack the GS and PZ, the GS attack the AZs and PZs, and the PZs attack the GS and the AZ-and everyone else attacks everyone else kind of indiscriminately, which would be the Neutrals, though they have a reason behind it, so technically, choosing PZ over not getting hit is poor logic. Also, 3rd post this turn, pal! you only get 2!
"There he is mystery man mystery man" points to burning trapper then jumps to the jet "hello sir can you help me?" He then goes infront of burning trapper " I need your help i'm trying to find a sword a rainbow coloured sword its flashing bright lights you can't have missed it do you know where it is?"
| Charges |
The Dead Pool 27/35
Old Spice 30/50 (+1 ire)
Not a car! 23/25
| Alchemy |
NEW: ! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 4/11)
NEW: (Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat && Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab= Sodarayg (Level 10 - 6/11)
Ring of Fate && (Yu-Gi-Oh Card Holder/Launcher || Tarot Cards + Colonel Sassacre's Unabridged Unparallelled Magical Compedium of Dastardly Card Tricks) && Taboo Dice = Destiny (Level 10 - 9/11)
2+ to Ire 1+ to Talist
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
| Action |
~Toast reveals that she was charging a bunch of machines and not an attack all along! She picks up the Chief and shows him a machine. The machine would clone the target, but make them smaller by the factor of the clones created. ~Toast didn't put him in that machine. Instead, ~Toast pulled back a curtain that revealed another machine behind the first machine.. This one would split the target into 60 pieces of regular size, multiply that size by 0.25 and scatter them randomly across the world. ~Toast once again didn't dabble in dark size-changing majjyks and left that machine alone. Finally, the Chief was brought to a massive facility filled with machines. Chief gave off a sigh(ze) of dread at how many more times ~Toast would have to explain these completely neutral machines then deny anyone from seeing them in action. Whirring occured, followed by a sucking sound. One of the machines was turned on, and it turned out ~Toast was bluffing all this time, the other machines actually just did nothing. Before the Chief could suck back in his sigh of dread, it was whisked away. The machine started analyzing the sigh. ~Toast stood there for quite some time, still holding the Chief.
This machine was specifically designed to analyze sighs, and adjust accordingly. It's intent was to amplify the emotion that caused the sigh. In this scenario, the emotion was dread, so the machine instantly started whirring. Dreadfully. There was so much dread that the machine gave off that the lights in the facility to enhance the amount of dread. There was even some eerie music in the background. AND OH LOOK. The machine now had a knife in it. Now it has blood on it. Are you feeling the dread yet? And now look, a spooky shadow. A shadow of who? The Chief will never know, because he is too stuckstill by the dread, not to mention ~Toast's firm, cold hands gripping him.
Another faint whirring started whirring, the redundancy filling the reader with dread, although it could have just as easily been a possessed child singing. It wasn't, but you get the gist of how much dread there is in this room. The whirring slowly intensified, creating a infinite loop of dread; as the dread increased, the whirring would increase; as the whirring increased, the Chief's dread would increase. Capiche?
The second machine was revealed. It had 'Dread' hastily painted on the front. The hastiness of the paint filled the Chief with dread. The new machine started taking all of the dread from the room and condensing it into a small orb. It was red-black. The Chief was thrown inside, and the dread contained inside him was consumed to power the orb, making it unstable due to the sheer amount of dread that was contained withing the Chief's flesh. The orb carried the Chief out and starting spazzing spastically. Not to mention, dreadfully. It self-detonated in the Chief's chest. His last thoughts were dread at what else might lie in ~Toast's bluff machine facility.
IMPERATOR: 50/50 ================================================== (+5 from Tazz, +5 from crystal) HOLDING...
Scourge of the Beast: 11/50 ================================================== (+1 from crystal)
The Executioner: 10/50 ==================================================
+3 to generic
Bomber concentrated on the Third Disembodied Hand, muttering some arcane words. The air around the hand began to glow shades of blue, yellow, and purple. With further concentration, the glowing grew more intense. If the hand tried to move, it would find that it could not. It could be described as an intense tingling sensation, similar to how it feels when a limb falls asleep. Now amplify that a hundred times. The air began to hum loudly, drowning out any of the other noises in the area. The Third Disembodied Hand began to tremble violently, feeling a great force push it in all directions.
Eyes glowing, Bomber thrust his hand outward and moved it through the air in an arc. Suddenly, there was a loud CRACK as the air tore asunder. A great deal of raw chaotic energy burst from the Immaterium into the material plane, right where the hand is. The sheer power of this burst outright evaporated large chunks of the hand, leaving clean holes and chunks missing. There was suddenly a second wave of power, accompanied with a ear-bursting screeching sound. This one permeated through the hand and shattered the bones inside. Bits of shrapnel flew out of the hand, shredding it to bloody pieces.
There was finally a third burst. Devilish chattering could be heard in the area, seemingly coming from everywhere and nowhere at once. The air near the disembodied hand began to howl. Louder and louder it grew, and eventually everyone had to cover their ears. From a point about three meters away from the hand, there was a deafening explosion and a blinding flash of light that caused everyone to shield their eyes. Bomber saw stars for a moment, but when he came to he saw the carnage. There was a massive hole in the palm of the disembodied hand that went all the way through. What was more shocking was that, on the foul ground behind it was a long string of gore that went off into the distance. Looking closer, Bomber saw that the hand was merely some scraps of skin hanging loosely from what remained of its bones. It appeared that the blinding flash of light was a hyper-accelerated particle of some sort. When it struck through the hand, the sheer force managed to suck out everything through the exit hole and had strewn it across the landscape. All of the hand's muscles and nerves were indeed missing. Bomber released his concentration and watched as the assortment of bones and scraps of skin collapsed to the putrid earth.
Longsword && Lunarium Ingot || XVIII - The Moon = Moontante (Level 6: 6/7)
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (1/?)
An Aether Lens is a powerful magical tool that can amplify the power and range of spells and is favored by many experienced magi. Made from glass infused with arcane energy in a frame of metal made from the basic elements, it has been fused with The Good Morningstar to make the weapon act as a powerful nexus for the Sun's power.
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (Level 8: 1/9)
Focused 48,000 damage to the 3rd Disembodied Hand!
-UPDATE IN PROGRESS-
#adinfinitum
Exos +1s all GS players!
...sans is halfway there...
sans: its a beautiful day outside.
sans: birds are singing, sun is shining...
Rinon's words are caught up in the redaction storm! The Annoying dog shakes off a stun! Sukard heals for 15,000 HP! the Chirstmas tree gives +1 to all N player charges before deploying 3 presents and taking 6,000 damage! Fennia deals 20,000 damage to the Chief!
sans:...yeah, right.
sans: look at this place.
sans: there's a trail of craters for miles.
sans: most of these hit bedrock.
sans: some of these even breach it.
sans: the air is fowl, polluted, smells of smoke no matter where you go...
sans: i'm no eco-warrior, but this place looks like a nightmare.
The Vortex Monolith continues cloaking the BA Slasher! The Scout drones deal 2,000 damage to the Chief, while the Shock Drones execute Thunderstorm, creating, well, the titular, directly above the 4 hands and dealing 2,000 damage to all via lightning strikes! The BA slasher copies Princess'es light evasion! The Dark Star core shakes off its stun!
sans: oh, but of course, there's a reason for this, apparently.
sans: some would say it's a rag-tag group of anti-godmodders trying to take down a tyrant present, and a tyrant future, at the same time while they're occupied.
sans: others would say that a reasonably rational godmodder is teaming up with copatriots to take down the strongest godmodder of all and escape.
sans: still others say that it's about that very same strongest gomdodder trying to defend her title from a lesser godmodder with overinflated egos and defending herself against rabid players who were tricked otherwise or don't care for the distinctions...
sans: who's to really say what's going on around here, though
sans: ...well, other than a massacre.
sans: that's just how everyone likes it, i see.
sans: and i do see...i see a lot of bodies lying around.
sans: lazybones, if you will.
UserZero: mr. skeltal, stop being melodramatic!
UserZero: everyone already knows that you're doomed!
UserZero: there is NO need to go on a soliloquy about this whole thing.
UserZero: or are you just looking for someone to pity you?
UserZero: does mr. skeltal need a hug and a kiss to make it all better?!
sans:...
UserZero: >D
Sp00pinator's Lunge of Sp00p hits the Duke of Flies for 13,000 damage! The Martain Rookie is blocked by the {REDACTED} Storm! Salt moves to act, but then stops, clutches his chest, and hurls! He's been infected! The Baneblade opens fire on the Shock Drones, killing all but 5! (THis doesn't spawn a Tombstone because the whole stack must be eliminated)!. The Shard of the Drakon is stopped by the {REDACTED} Storm! The Wraith learns something about the Chrismas Tree: The Level of Alchemies it spawns is proportinate to the HP it loses per turn, so if it loses 6,000 HP and spawns 3 presents, that means the presents are all Level 2 Alchemies.
the Guitar Solo refreshes itself with Smoke on the Water, then blasts the Familiars and the Instant Raman Army! The Lotte and Liese are obliterated, while the Luiselotte and the Lilia hang on with ONE Hit Point! The Clara Dolls were spared from that. Meanwhile, the Instant Raman Army loses 15 members! Two Tombstones Spawn! This also heals 25,000 HP to Salt! THe Shield Princess and Thunderbird Lancer buff Quote and the Baneblade, repsectively! Quote, too, kneels over, Infected! Sir Shield defends the sp00pinator and Lunai, while Lunai heals sp00pinator for 20,000 HP!
sans:...i really just want to say that, if i honestly had the choice, i'd rather make friends with you.
sans: i don't prefer violence as a first resort.
sans: of course, this clearly isn't how this place works.
sans: i just want to say my bare-bones preferences.
sans: but to anyone who thinks i'll just bow over, well...
sans: you will not enjoy it.
sans:...heh, i've heard you were expecting me to say 'you're gonna have a bad time, right?'
sans: that line's overrated already.
The G.F. Alpha-Omega is blown about by the storm, unable to do anything! the Instant Raman Army rushes Salt, dealing a critted 20,000 damage because Salt is food-related! The duke of Flies spawns 5 more flies! Princess is currently bemoaning her ruined dress, covered in {REDACTED}! The Familiars NARROWLY kill the Martian Rookie (too weak to spawn a Tombstone) and slap Salt for 1,000 damage! Battlefury's army rushes Sir Shield, dealing 10,000 damage!
The Tombstones gang up on Salt, dealing a total of 12,000 damage! The Chief uses Donut mess, spawning 5 more tombstones, while his hat uses Top Off, specifically on Salt! Salt is obliterated, and spawns another Tombstone!
The deck's cards have been selected and are shuffled into the deck. Twitchy draws...Oh, COME on, the Chaos Card again?!
Twitchy wastes no time whatsoever in immediately impaling Rinon direclty in the face with it, cleaving through all of her Schwas in the process! Rinon's HP drops, and drops, and drops, and the HP bar itself finally shatters, as she drops down to the dirt, unmoving (before her corpse explodes into a Tombstone)! Insteunt Deaff!!!!!!!!!!! zEERaow HEETpawnts remAYNe! The deck re-reshuffles, including the cards in the discard pile!
Hand number 2 slaps away the remaining Shock Drones-as the whole stack is gone, another Tombstone spawns! The 3rd and 4th hands try to slap John around, but only the 3rd manages against the {REDACTED} Storm! 2 damage to John! The High Knife clusters slice up the Thunderbird Lancer for 40,000 damage, while the rest impale Sir Shield for 65,000 damage! Twitchy then slaps Sir Shield once for an additional 20,000, which also stuns him, allowing Twitchy to then slap the sp00pinator's shield for 20,000 as well, stunning THAT as well, leaving sp00pinator and Lunai wide-op////HEY-PZ-BUDDIES-PLEASE-TAKE-THE-HINT-AND-HIT-THEM-VERY-HARD!////en!
Richard +2s cushionmantis and Generic, and skips the plesantries to create a massive orb of godmodding energy, raw and goldenrod! He then brings it down directly onto the G.F. Alpha-Omega, destroying all its canons and dealing 50,000 damage to the ship itself!
UserZero decides to be lazy this turn, but makes sure to +4 her whole faction instead of the usual +3.
Terrain: Decaying Lands. 20% chance for non-PZs to get infected, losing their turn. All dead entities will ressurect as Tombstones. II
Weather: {REDACTED} Storm. 20% chance to stop non-GS action due to redaction. III
[AZ?] sans: ???. arrival: iiiiiiiiii
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[GS] Vortex Monolith: 69,000/80,000 HP. Gives an entity a Cloak. Cloaking: BA Slasher. Karmic Barrier: 2/2 ATTACKS.
[GS] Scout Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Evasive (25%)
[GS] Shock Drones: 1,000/1,000 HP x5. Thunderstorm: III
[GS] BA Slasher: 40,000/40,000 HP. Copy Power! Copied abilities/Hats Stolen: Information gathering (Wraith). Cloak: 0% (==========)
[GS] Dark Bowser: 0/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Unable to act until the Dark Star Core is returned!
[GS] Dark Star Core: 60,000/60,000 HP. Tentacles: 6,000/6,000 HP x3. Bodyguarding the Core! Glasses: 0/9,600 x2. 2 random Tentacles have 100% dodge chance while either is alive (doesn't stack!) Double-target. I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII Stunned!
[AZ] Sp00pinator: 159,000/300,000 HP. Sp00py Shield: 10,000/66,000 HP (Stunned!), bodyguarding the Sp00pinator! Lunge of sp00p: II sp00py shield: IIIII Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII ULTIMATE: Sp00py Scary...: IIIIIIIIIII
[AZ] Baneblade: 7/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Tank Shock: II Shield of Snowflakes: III
[AZ] Shard of the Drakon: 91,000/210,000 HP. Deals Double damage to Ice/Snow entities and entities weak to Sunlight! Starbeam: III Drakon Constelation: IIIII
-Behold, the absence of space where General Tor's Mechsuit was!-
[AZ] Wraith: 100,000/100,000 HP. Super Evasive (40%). Cannot attack; Can Scan to gather information about any entity.
[AZ] Guitar Solo: 70% Intensity [||||||||||].
[AZ] Shield Princess: 80,000/80,000 HP. High defense, low attack. Shield of Chalk: 0% Increase. Riding Thunderbird Lancer! Shield of Snowflake: III
[AZ] Thunderbird Lancer: 80,000/80,000 HP. Low defense, high attack. Lance of Glass: 0% Increase. Airborn. Lance of Lightning: III
[AZ] Quote: 130,000/130,000 HP. High attack. Gains more attack on killing enemies. Attack Gain: IIIIIIIII Infected: III
[AZ] Sir Shield: 335,000/430,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can bodyguard multiple entities at once and occasionally (20%) block attacks. Enrages if Lunai dies. Large Counter: III Reinforce Shield: IIII Summon Mini-Shield: IIIII ULTIMATE, Shield of the Great Warlord: IIIIIIIIIIII. Stunned!
[AZ] Lunai: 250,000/250,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can heal. Healing Fire: III Heal Bunny: IIIII Healing Roar: IIIIIIII ULTIMATE, Blessing of the Heal Master: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20. 1 Armor. Airborn. Fortunately Evasive (20%, drops to 0 when at 2 HP or lower). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Emergency Teleport)), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII).
[PZ] Battlefury13's Evil Band of Anti-Richard Friends: 100000/100000 HP. Call For Help: IIIII EBARF: IIIII
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 18/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x12. Spawn if anything dies!
[PZ-BOSS] The Chief: 313,000/1,000,000 HP. Donut Mess: IIII. Aspect of Decay: IIIIIIII. Hat: 226,000/400,000 HP. Top Off: IIIDefending Twitchy! Has 2 Bombs! Paralyzed: II Empress: I
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS]Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 567,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Currently shielded by the Red Array of Death! Low Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 HP x1; 62,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x1; 68,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Air. Disembodied Hands: 134,000/166,000 HP x1 (4th); 86,000/166,000 HP x1 (3rd); 100,000/166,000 x1 (2nd) 8,000/166,000 HP x1 (1st); Can Draw. Red Array of Death: Shielding Twitchy! Disembodied Heart: 137,400/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies! Can only spawn hands if any are dead!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 12/12. Discard Pile: N/A Card Selection: III
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 28/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 123/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-Invulnerable! Leaning on a Plunger Detonator...
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||]Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||]Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
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"There he is mystery man mystery man" points to burning trapper then jumps to the jet "hello sir can you help me?" He then goes infront of burning trapper " I need your help i'm trying to find a sword a rainbow coloured sword its flashing bright lights you can't have missed it do you know where it is?"
"I've seen at least 130 different rainbow swords, kid. I think it's pretty easy to find a replacement."
Eon kept charging his special summon of special summon-ness, in all its summon-y glory. However, this does not mean that is all he's doing:
While he kept charging the summon, he also made his hands do the finger pistol motion, saying 'Bang' twelve times, as if he were dual-wielding revolvers. But instead if it doing nothing, every time he said 'Bang', a rainbow laser fired from his pointer finger (and was about as wide as it), striking the nearest enemy Entity with a fair amount of non-elemental magic power (compared to the non-special attacks used by the others).
Chaos Monster Summon: 2/50
Limit Break: 2%
OOC: Allow me to give a little insight in regards to Eon's Limit Break. Upon the Limit Break's activation, Eon, being a Chaos Mage that is able to manifest his powers in Minecraft and the rest of the Internet, will use his powers to harness a small amount of the Internet's Chaos to give him a large enough boost to fire a laser about as large as Goku's standard Kamehameha before he went to Namek. While this doesn't sound terribly impressive, this laser is much more powerful than the Kamehameha of that time period. How much more powerful? A double-handed strike from Mjolnir plus Iron Man's Unibeam, plus how powerful the Kamehameha was at that point in the DBZ timeline.
Yet another person decides to side with UserZero over Richard when it is quite possible that we can stop both. Just wait for when our bosses start coming out, then you won't be laughing anymore. /null
Yet another person decides to side with UserZero over Richard when it is quite possible that we can stop both. Just wait for when our bosses start coming out, then you won't be laughing anymore. /null
You're summoning bosses? That's a good thing for us, as we have a grand total of (user)zero Spoils of War.
Out of nowere... A player spawned. XSlayer300 spawned as Anti-Zero.
With his Rainbow Chest block on his hands, He Spawns a Dummy Anti-Zero and Bazix Zombiez. He also revved his NyanCat Minigun.
-//ENTITY STATUS\\-
Dummy 100/100
Bazix Zombiz 30/30 X 5
-//WEAPON STATUS\\-
NyanCat Minigun 1337/1337
-------------------------------------------------- REVVED UP AT 20%
-//INVENTORY STATUS\\-
Rainbow Chest
NyanCat Minigun
Welcome, XSlayer300, to Destroy the Godmodder 0rigins! That post is extremely likely to be nullified as Tazz has not posted the End of Turn Battle and your entities will have a near 100% percent chance of being converted to [PZ]! They are also particularly weak, even for 1 turn summons. Just warning you now.
/null
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
@Tazz:In a way yes, it was unfinished. I stopped it there because I didn't have time to do any more actions. He'll get to later actions next turn. It'll relate to his Alchemies and the two unnamed charges.
"There he is mystery man mystery man" points to burning trapper then jumps to the jet "hello sir can you help me?" He then goes infront of burning trapper " I need your help i'm trying to find a sword a rainbow coloured sword its flashing bright lights you can't have missed it do you know where it is?"
I attempt to recruit the new guys into the GS team. If we succeed, we can end the Godmodding Wars before they began.
/null
i need to know does /null means an extra post or like the ability to talk about what someone got wrong please tell me
/null
/null means that the post does not counts in this game and such cascade of null post indicate we should move on to the forge/null
thanks
/null
- 2/2
| Charges |
The Dead Pool 27/35
Old Spice 30/50 (+1 ire)
Not a car! 23/25
| Alchemy |
NEW: ! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 4/11)
NEW: (Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat && Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab= Sodarayg (Level 10 - 6/11)
Ring of Fate && (Yu-Gi-Oh Card Holder/Launcher || Tarot Cards + Colonel Sassacre's Unabridged Unparallelled Magical Compedium of Dastardly Card Tricks) && Taboo Dice = Destiny (Level 10 - 9/11)
2+ to Ire 1+ to Talist
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
| Action |
~Toast reveals that she was charging a bunch of machines and not an attack all along! She picks up the Chief and shows him a machine. The machine would clone the target, but make them smaller by the factor of the clones created. ~Toast didn't put him in that machine. Instead, ~Toast pulled back a curtain that revealed another machine behind the first machine.. This one would split the target into 60 pieces of regular size, multiply that size by 0.25 and scatter them randomly across the world. ~Toast once again didn't dabble in dark size-changing majjyks and left that machine alone. Finally, the Chief was brought to a massive facility filled with machines. Chief gave off a sigh(ze) of dread at how many more times ~Toast would have to explain these completely neutral machines then deny anyone from seeing them in action. Whirring occured, followed by a sucking sound. One of the machines was turned on, and it turned out ~Toast was bluffing all this time, the other machines actually just did nothing. Before the Chief could suck back in his sigh of dread, it was whisked away. The machine started analyzing the sigh. ~Toast stood there for quite some time, still holding the Chief.
This machine was specifically designed to analyze sighs, and adjust accordingly. It's intent was to amplify the emotion that caused the sigh. In this scenario, the emotion was dread, so the machine instantly started whirring. Dreadfully. There was so much dread that the machine gave off that the lights in the facility to enhance the amount of dread. There was even some eerie music in the background. AND OH LOOK. The machine now had a knife in it. Now it has blood on it. Are you feeling the dread yet? And now look, a spooky shadow. A shadow of who? The Chief will never know, because he is too stuckstill by the dread, not to mention ~Toast's firm, cold hands gripping him.
Another faint whirring started whirring, the redundancy filling the reader with dread, although it could have just as easily been a possessed child singing. It wasn't, but you get the gist of how much dread there is in this room. The whirring slowly intensified, creating a infinite loop of dread; as the dread increased, the whirring would increase; as the whirring increased, the Chief's dread would increase. Capiche?
The second machine was revealed. It had 'Dread' hastily painted on the front. The hastiness of the paint filled the Chief with dread. The new machine started taking all of the dread from the room and condensing it into a small orb. It was red-black. The Chief was thrown inside, and the dread contained inside him was consumed to power the orb, making it unstable due to the sheer amount of dread that was contained withing the Chief's flesh. The orb carried the Chief out and starting spazzing spastically. Not to mention, dreadfully. It self-detonated in the Chief's chest. His last thoughts were dread at what else might lie in ~Toast's bluff machine facility.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
IMPERATOR: 50/50 ================================================== (+5 from Tazz, +5 from crystal) HOLDING...
Scourge of the Beast: 11/50 ================================================== (+1 from crystal)
The Executioner: 10/50 ==================================================
+3 to generic
Bomber concentrated on the Third Disembodied Hand, muttering some arcane words. The air around the hand began to glow shades of blue, yellow, and purple. With further concentration, the glowing grew more intense. If the hand tried to move, it would find that it could not. It could be described as an intense tingling sensation, similar to how it feels when a limb falls asleep. Now amplify that a hundred times. The air began to hum loudly, drowning out any of the other noises in the area. The Third Disembodied Hand began to tremble violently, feeling a great force push it in all directions.
Eyes glowing, Bomber thrust his hand outward and moved it through the air in an arc. Suddenly, there was a loud CRACK as the air tore asunder. A great deal of raw chaotic energy burst from the Immaterium into the material plane, right where the hand is. The sheer power of this burst outright evaporated large chunks of the hand, leaving clean holes and chunks missing. There was suddenly a second wave of power, accompanied with a ear-bursting screeching sound. This one permeated through the hand and shattered the bones inside. Bits of shrapnel flew out of the hand, shredding it to bloody pieces.
There was finally a third burst. Devilish chattering could be heard in the area, seemingly coming from everywhere and nowhere at once. The air near the disembodied hand began to howl. Louder and louder it grew, and eventually everyone had to cover their ears. From a point about three meters away from the hand, there was a deafening explosion and a blinding flash of light that caused everyone to shield their eyes. Bomber saw stars for a moment, but when he came to he saw the carnage. There was a massive hole in the palm of the disembodied hand that went all the way through. What was more shocking was that, on the foul ground behind it was a long string of gore that went off into the distance. Looking closer, Bomber saw that the hand was merely some scraps of skin hanging loosely from what remained of its bones. It appeared that the blinding flash of light was a hyper-accelerated particle of some sort. When it struck through the hand, the sheer force managed to suck out everything through the exit hole and had strewn it across the landscape. All of the hand's muscles and nerves were indeed missing. Bomber released his concentration and watched as the assortment of bones and scraps of skin collapsed to the putrid earth.
Longsword && Lunarium Ingot || XVIII - The Moon = Moontante (Level 6: 6/7)
R.N.G. && Shoddy Reroller = Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. (Level 10: 2/11)
New Alchemy!
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (1/?)
An Aether Lens is a powerful magical tool that can amplify the power and range of spells and is favored by many experienced magi. Made from glass infused with arcane energy in a frame of metal made from the basic elements, it has been fused with The Good Morningstar to make the weapon act as a powerful nexus for the Sun's power.
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JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
N Card Vote: 1 Hanged Man.
Fennia Shefferstreck summoned! I really wanna see what chaos you cause by doing XOR. Ain't gonna lie. They'll do as you say!
Energy Condenser && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Condenser Module (Level 5: 3/6)
#itsalljustajoke
AZ Card Vote: Fool (1).
As the Bandits technically have unlimited ammo, as does their bigger cousin, they fire endlessly until the Chief stomps them dead! 9,000 damage in all!
Uh, I'm sorry? Technically speaking, ability theft is the closest it can get to stealing THOSE kinds of Hats, as those are techncially roles the entity steals via taking the ability allowing them to do said role. Otherwise, that thing would be a normal entity; and let's face facts, that would be sufficiently less useful than what you see now. (That, and actually depriving an entity of their special abilities while doing so would basically be an ability that would require a LOT more charge, hands down.)
25,000 damage to Sp00pinator's shield!
You copy their ability to do emergency teleports...but ONLY emergency teleports. Not even straight-up teleportation. BUT, you can now do so without even being remotely aware of the attack itself, if the attack would kill you. However, being hit hard enough can make you unable to do so. In other words, you now have a passive 25% evasiveness to any attack that could KILL you unless you're at 10% HP (in this case, 2) or lower, in which case, you lose it.
5,000 damage to the Chief!
a piece of paper with the Library of Babel algorithm generator [1] && matrice limitativa = Babel's Breaker (Level 5: 1/6)
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik [2] = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 1/9)
You may now bask in the revelation that everyone is so stupidly overpowered that the theoretical ability to take infinite actions in a finite amount of time is Level 10, in a game where the overall cap is merely Level 8, out of a current cap of 10 and a total cap of 25.
Alchemy materials can be pulled, to put it one way, out of one's hind quarters. They technically have no bonuses until converted to Alchemies.
First off: I could go into a mini-rant about the Illuminati, other than the fact that the Illuminati DID exist: However, it was a Baravian free-thinking Liberal, democratic kind of group in like the 1700's, disbanded shortly around the time of the French Revolution (hence rumors they survived, hence the Illuminati jokes). I WILL, however, say that, in this world, the world of Fiction (containing the Multiverse, containing Earth and Minecraftia, the latter of which you are fighting in right now), quite literally everything fictatious exists, so the illuminati described above DOES exist, and DOES use the Eye of Providence as their symbol.
With that out of the way, being stunned for two turns is absurd, so that doesn't happen-the rest of your attack deals 26,000 damage to a random AZ entity!
Welcome, burningtrapper! UserZero (head of the Pro-Zeroes, the generally agreed-upon 'bad side' here) immediately brainwashes those Traplites to her side!
You attempt to add a module to the Throne of the Skies, only to find that the Throne has no space for that! It appears the Modules can only be attached to Modular items...Welp, there's an obvious course of action for this.
8,000 damage to the Chief!
Blank Spellcard II Danmaku Pattern: Spellcard (Level 5: 3/6)
UserZero looks at you like you've straight up lost your mind, incredulous yet offended at the same time.
UserZero: dude.
UserZero: would i honestly tell you who my dad is, if i even have one? or who named me?
UserZero: i'm not breaching my own freaking veil with information like that.
UserZero: honestly i was briefly giving you the benefit of the doubt, but, well...
UserZero: it appears the narrative's so-called champions tend towards a lack of intelligence so noticeable that it's outright insulting that you're even winning at all.
Owch. Need some medicine for that?
THe Chief is NOT weak to ice, but the Blizzard is nevertheless an apt showcasing of a lack of weaknesses. Blizzard summoned! This is really making this place more and more inhospitable by the second.
You're picking cards to minimize the effect Twitchy has on your foes and deciding what could pop out of her actions: While you pick the order in which she will gain her powers, ultimately the bigger the deck the bigger the trouble.
GS Card Vote: Justice (1)
PZ Card Vote: Star (1)
Homura's Familiar's summoned! They'll do as you say. The Chief is paralyzed and can't dodge, though this speeds up recovery!
It nails the Annoying Dog for 8,000 Damage! Quote will do as you say.
...And Fire in the Sky.
AZ Card Vote: Fool (1), Death (1).
Your battle Meditation, sadly, is nerfed by the OP Scale because that's basically free minicrits/crits for everyone, BUT you manage to give Quote a minicrit, which is basically adding extra weapons-grade plutonium to a nuke to give you a good idea on what that just meant.
...Null? Uh, this shouldn't be really null, methinks. Welcome anyways, SomethingCreativeAndFunny! The good news is the titular is exactly what we need in this game, so maybe you're The Chosen One?...Just kidding. There is no specific chosen one.
Beggars Bazooka && D10 = Gambler's Grenadier (Level 4: 1/5)
You roll a D6! You roll up a 3, which causes your Lime Green Text to become a massive wave of Limeaid (Like Lemonade, but with Limes), which crash directly into the eyes of the crew of the G.F. Alpha-Omega, dealing 18,000 damage!
14,000 damage to the Duke of Flies!
AZ Card Vote: Fool (1), Death (1), Justice (1)
Sir Shield and Lunai summoned! They'll do as you say, along with sp00pinator!
UserZero: i was honestly considering doing something stupid for a moment, but i decided your system is effortless to game, so whatever.
The Annoying Dog's attack will get a small buff this round!
Wow, interest////WE-ARE-ALREADY-LATE-IN-THE-CAMPAIGN-WITH-NO-LOSSES-SO-FITTING-YOU-IN-MIGHT-BE-HARD-BUT-WE-WILL-SEE-ABOUT-LATER!////ing level-up system going on there. John shifts into beast mode!
UserZero: yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
Godmodder477: NO! NONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Godmodder477: ...OK, look! I do not possess even the FAINTEST figment of an idea what you lot are talking about with this whole '3 universes dead' thing you keep vaguely alluding to about me!
Godmodder477: I certainly have an approrpiately high opinion of myself, but REALLY?
Godmodder477: You're siding with that barely-sane psychopath of an Omega Plus who will almost certainly kill you all after this is all said and done?!
Godmodder477: Let's be clear on one point here, I have no intention of blowing up universes at any point!
Godmodder477: Pragmatically speaking, its a waste of resources!
Godmodder477: Ethically speaking, wanton destruction for its own sake is SEVERAL moral steps lower than wanton destruction for the explicit purpose of dethroning THAT shining example of an absolutely remorseless sociopathic killing machine!
Gdomodder477: Breaking a few eggs along the way is an unfortunate casualty that we can't really afford to avoid...
Godmodder477: Plus, the WORST I can envision myself doing is causing some ragequitting here and there and possibly getting rid of a majority of equally low, lesser Godmodders that would be no better than HER in the Omega Plus position!
Godmodder477:I mean, comparative to just slaughtering whatever comes to your house with absolutely no distinction, that's a whole freaking world of difference!
Godmodder477: Really now, if the both of us got into the exact same situation after this, in some weird alternate timeline shenanigans we'll keep strictly metaphorical, do you think SHE'LL be any BETTER?!
Godmodder477: If I go on to blow up 3 universes, do you think she wouldn't blow up 30 in the same circumstances?!
Godmodder477: And even if you DON'T intend to let her live, am I still really so bad that it requires me to also die when I'm explicitly helping you beat her?!
Godmodder477: I did NOT know I was such a controversial figure for that ONE fight with Notch, but REALLY, are you going to just ditch my perfectly genuine help, EVEN with that hanging around me?!
...Jeez, Richard sure reacted badly to that. Regardless, your defection is successful and your army is summoned!...BUT, I am changing your summoning abilities to instead just summon a generic elite warrior, as an Alpha Godmodder can bestow its status upon other players, which is a dangerous thing that I want to limit to 1, maybe 2 players.
8,000 damage to sp00pinator!
GS Card vote: Justice (1), Judgement (1)
16,000 damage to Salt!
{REDACTED} Storm summoned! It'll replace the Blizzard.
15,000 damage to the Chief! He's stunned!
The Chief: DID YOU JUST LEAP INSIDE MY CHEST JUST AFTER I REVEALED IT TO BE A DISEASED, DECAYING DEATHTRAP?!
The Chief: ...I HAVE NOTHING TO REPSOND TO WITH THIS. NOTHING.
she shakes her head in the negatory. That is not a very big thing.
9,000 damage to the 1st Disembodied Hand!
N Card Vote: Justice (1), Hanged Man (1).
10,000 damage to the Chief!
24,000 damage to the Chief! The Chief has no words for this, though really after the first time you weren't getting a second stun.
The Hand is spit out harmlessly! Then, some angry-looking figures appear from the machine...It fades and turns back to normal, but you have a bad feeling about this. Even if you don't use it again you feel there will be consequences. The trip DID do 15,000 damage to the 4th Hand.
3,000 damage to the 1st Disembodied Hand and the Chief!
Fixed Reign of Arrows: If you think you knew this weapon, you didn't. The best way to describe this is five Super-Superheavy Crossbows strapped together, and a Super-Superheavy Crossbow not only shoots basically metal stakes with fins, but also shoots five at a time. All at once. Combining Dakka and One-shot-one-kill mentality onto a fixed frame (hence the FIXED), this thing is a beast. Oh, and its made out of gold as well.
No, this is probably NOTHING like the reign of arrows you recall, but then again, a FIXED Reign of Arrows is clearly different from others.
Nerf Rebelle Ultimate Crossbow && Arrow && Machine Gun = SpamBow 2000 (Level 3: 1/4)
Too late, though it hasn't done anything (obvious) yet.
...I will somehow assume this wasn't finished, but will help anyways. +15,000 HP to the Vortex Monolith through your peaceful meditation!
Welcome, Kozaktri! If you have any questions, ask. Your default alignment is AZ, so if you want to be something else, just say so.
PZ Card Vote: Death (1), Star (1).
You randomly decide the Chief is the most practical of those three to protect, and promptly fortify him! However, this will work differnetly: It'll only block one attack! He's just so bulky that straight damage resistance would be kind of OP.
You inflict Primed! This will cause the next action taken against the Chief to be a minicrit...Which is canceled out due to Engie_Ninja's use of Fortification above!
9,000 damage to the 2nd Disembodied Hand!
He'll do as you say.
14,000 damage to the 4th Disembodied Hand!
That's ludicrously OP! Godmodders with HP above 3 digits is reserved for the most powerful in existence; having 5 digit damage against them is insane! The OP Scale materializes to nerf that into oblivion, though the other passives are buffed by an order of ten.
sans: a skele-ton more puns?
sans: welp. i'm boned.
Ah, interesting. Also, remember /null, people!
Goldflamer: The flames smell sweet like honey, but don't let that fool you-this flamethrower's golden flames burns incredibly hot, leaving any caught in it to a horrific burning death, like they were a scented candle. you could call it the bee's knees, huh?
15,000 damage to the Chief!
SCP-2905-2 seed && Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift = Deadly Bloom (Level 8: 1/9)
#adinfinitum
Uh, third post, pal!
13,000 damage to the sp00pinator's shield!
Tao's edge: A cousin of the Dao of Pow, this sword is half good, half evil, half yin, half yang, half dark, half light, and ALL killing implement that you stab into people.
Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss (Level 10: 2/11)
Mini LHC && && Crazy Particles && Meowmere ll Rune Blade = Madhouse (Level 10: 1/11)
+10,000 HP to the sp00pinator!
Blank Book && Screencap of UzerZero = UserZero's Dia////
UserZero gives you a SHARP glare as the alchemy fails without even a level. The Veil probably intercepted that.
The Disembodied Hand is trapped...BUt quickly freed by Twitchy's psionic powers!
AZ Card Vote: Fool (1), Death (1), Justice (1), Star (1)
Welcome, ashkantsr!...I don't know who this mystery man is either.
Err, first off, you need 15 posts to actually execute the one charge. For another, technically, every faction that isn't itself is at odds with one another: The AZs attack the GS and PZ, the GS attack the AZs and PZs, and the PZs attack the GS and the AZ-and everyone else attacks everyone else kind of indiscriminately, which would be the Neutrals, though they have a reason behind it, so technically, choosing PZ over not getting hit is poor logic. Also, 3rd post this turn, pal! you only get 2!
Interesting.
28,000 damage to the Chief!
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (Level 8: 1/9)
Focused 48,000 damage to the 3rd Disembodied Hand!
Sp00pinator's Lunge of Sp00p hits the Duke of Flies for 13,000 damage! The Martain Rookie is blocked by the {REDACTED} Storm! Salt moves to act, but then stops, clutches his chest, and hurls! He's been infected! The Baneblade opens fire on the Shock Drones, killing all but 5! (THis doesn't spawn a Tombstone because the whole stack must be eliminated)!. The Shard of the Drakon is stopped by the {REDACTED} Storm! The Wraith learns something about the Chrismas Tree: The Level of Alchemies it spawns is proportinate to the HP it loses per turn, so if it loses 6,000 HP and spawns 3 presents, that means the presents are all Level 2 Alchemies.
the Guitar Solo refreshes itself with Smoke on the Water, then blasts the Familiars and the Instant Raman Army! The Lotte and Liese are obliterated, while the Luiselotte and the Lilia hang on with ONE Hit Point! The Clara Dolls were spared from that. Meanwhile, the Instant Raman Army loses 15 members! Two Tombstones Spawn! This also heals 25,000 HP to Salt! THe Shield Princess and Thunderbird Lancer buff Quote and the Baneblade, repsectively! Quote, too, kneels over, Infected! Sir Shield defends the sp00pinator and Lunai, while Lunai heals sp00pinator for 20,000 HP!
sans:...i really just want to say that, if i honestly had the choice, i'd rather make friends with you.
sans: i don't prefer violence as a first resort.
sans: of course, this clearly isn't how this place works.
sans: i just want to say my bare-bones preferences.
sans: but to anyone who thinks i'll just bow over, well...
sans: you will not enjoy it.
sans:...heh, i've heard you were expecting me to say 'you're gonna have a bad time, right?'
sans: that line's overrated already.
The G.F. Alpha-Omega is blown about by the storm, unable to do anything! the Instant Raman Army rushes Salt, dealing a critted 20,000 damage because Salt is food-related! The duke of Flies spawns 5 more flies! Princess is currently bemoaning her ruined dress, covered in {REDACTED}! The Familiars NARROWLY kill the Martian Rookie (too weak to spawn a Tombstone) and slap Salt for 1,000 damage! Battlefury's army rushes Sir Shield, dealing 10,000 damage!
The Tombstones gang up on Salt, dealing a total of 12,000 damage! The Chief uses Donut mess, spawning 5 more tombstones, while his hat uses Top Off, specifically on Salt! Salt is obliterated, and spawns another Tombstone!
The deck's cards have been selected and are shuffled into the deck. Twitchy draws...Oh, COME on, the Chaos Card again?!
Twitchy wastes no time whatsoever in immediately impaling Rinon direclty in the face with it, cleaving through all of her Schwas in the process! Rinon's HP drops, and drops, and drops, and the HP bar itself finally shatters, as she drops down to the dirt, unmoving (before her corpse explodes into a Tombstone)! Insteunt Deaff!!!!!!!!!!! zEERaow HEETpawnts remAYNe! The deck re-reshuffles, including the cards in the discard pile!
Terrain: Decaying Lands. 20% chance for non-PZs to get infected, losing their turn. All dead entities will ressurect as Tombstones. II
Weather: {REDACTED} Storm. 20% chance to stop non-GS action due to redaction. III
[AZ?] sans: ???. arrival: iiiiiiiiii
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[N] Annoying Dog: 81,000/180,000 HP. Patch Quilt: III Artifact Blaster: IIIII Extremely Cool Slasher: IIIIIII ARFIFACT GONER: IIIIIIIIIIII
[N] Sukard: 77,000/250,000 HP. Action: HEAL THYSELF!
[N] Christmas Tree: 93,000/100,00 HP. Gives +1 to all entity charges of a specific faction. +1,000 HP to all entities while alive. Gifts: 4/6
[N] Fennia Shefferstreck: 192,000/192,000 HP. ⊻: IIIII Action: Attack the Chief!
[GS] Vortex Monolith: 69,000/80,000 HP. Gives an entity a Cloak. Cloaking: BA Slasher. Karmic Barrier: 2/2 ATTACKS.
[GS] Scout Drones: 500/500 HP x25. Evasive (25%)
[GS] Shock Drones: 1,000/1,000 HP x5. Thunderstorm: III
[GS] BA Slasher: 40,000/40,000 HP. Copy Power! Copied abilities/Hats Stolen: Information gathering (Wraith). Cloak: 0% (==========)
[GS] Dark Bowser: 0/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Unable to act until the Dark Star Core is returned!
[GS] Dark Star Core: 60,000/60,000 HP. Tentacles: 6,000/6,000 HP x3. Bodyguarding the Core! Glasses: 0/9,600 x2. 2 random Tentacles have 100% dodge chance while either is alive (doesn't stack!) Double-target. I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII Stunned!
[GS] John: 15/15 HP. Beast Mode: 10% Minicrit chance + Minicrit Chain. Soul of the Captain: IIII (Minicrit Chance, +2 Armor)
AZ Damage: 42,000/50,000
PZ Damage: 55,000/150,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Sp00pinator: 159,000/300,000 HP. Sp00py Shield: 10,000/66,000 HP (Stunned!), bodyguarding the Sp00pinator! Lunge of sp00p: II sp00py shield: IIIII Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII ULTIMATE: Sp00py Scary...: IIIIIIIIIII
[AZ] Baneblade: 7/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Tank Shock: II Shield of Snowflakes: III
[AZ] Shard of the Drakon: 91,000/210,000 HP. Deals Double damage to Ice/Snow entities and entities weak to Sunlight! Starbeam: III Drakon Constelation: IIIII
-Behold, the absence of space where General Tor's Mechsuit was!-
[AZ] Wraith: 100,000/100,000 HP. Super Evasive (40%). Cannot attack; Can Scan to gather information about any entity.
[AZ] Guitar Solo: 70% Intensity [||||||||||].
[AZ] Shield Princess: 80,000/80,000 HP. High defense, low attack. Shield of Chalk: 0% Increase. Riding Thunderbird Lancer! Shield of Snowflake: III
[AZ] Thunderbird Lancer: 80,000/80,000 HP. Low defense, high attack. Lance of Glass: 0% Increase. Airborn. Lance of Lightning: III
[AZ] Quote: 130,000/130,000 HP. High attack. Gains more attack on killing enemies. Attack Gain: IIIIIIIII Infected: III
[AZ] Sir Shield: 335,000/430,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can bodyguard multiple entities at once and occasionally (20%) block attacks. Enrages if Lunai dies. Large Counter: III Reinforce Shield: IIII Summon Mini-Shield: IIIII ULTIMATE, Shield of the Great Warlord: IIIIIIIIIIII. Stunned!
[AZ] Lunai: 250,000/250,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can heal. Healing Fire: III Heal Bunny: IIIII Healing Roar: IIIIIIII ULTIMATE, Blessing of the Heal Master: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20. 1 Armor. Airborn. Fortunately Evasive (20%, drops to 0 when at 2 HP or lower). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Emergency Teleport)), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII).
[PZ] G.F. Alpha-Omega: 39,000/150,000 HP. Airborn. Wrap-up: IIII
[PZ] Instant Raman Army (Regiment): 1,000/1,000 HP x40. Crits on any food-related summon. Action: Focus on AZ entities (standing!)
[PZ] The Duke of Flies: 87,000/150,000 HP. Flies: 5. Spawns Flies to do the majority of its damage.
[PZ] Princess: 170,000/170,000 HP. Lightly Evasive (10%). Tilt the RNG: IIII
[PZ] Clara Dolls: 10/10 HP x14. Fake Tears: III
[PZ] Luiselotte: 1/500 HP x15. Sturdy.
[PZ] Lilia: 1/500 HP (x5) Super-Sturdy.
[PZ] Battlefury13's Evil Band of Anti-Richard Friends: 100000/100000 HP. Call For Help: IIIII EBARF: IIIII
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 18/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x12. Spawn if anything dies!
[PZ-BOSS] The Chief: 313,000/1,000,000 HP. Donut Mess: IIII. Aspect of Decay: IIIIIIII. Hat: 226,000/400,000 HP. Top Off: III Defending Twitchy! Has 2 Bombs! Paralyzed: II Empress: I
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS] Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 567,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Currently shielded by the Red Array of Death! Low Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 HP x1; 62,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x1; 68,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Air. Disembodied Hands: 134,000/166,000 HP x1 (4th); 86,000/166,000 HP x1 (3rd); 100,000/166,000 x1 (2nd) 8,000/166,000 HP x1 (1st); Can Draw. Red Array of Death: Shielding Twitchy! Disembodied Heart: 137,400/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies! Can only spawn hands if any are dead!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 12/12. Discard Pile: N/A Card Selection: III
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 28/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 123/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-Invulnerable! Leaning on a Plunger Detonator...
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
Darude && Sandstorm = Darude - Sandstorm 7/7 Done.
Geometry Dash Blocks && Rage Blade = Polygon Madness 5/9
Nerf Rebelle Ultimate Crossbow (inb4 feminism intensifies) && Arrow && Machine Gun = SpamBow 2000 2/???
D-Force Kidd's Top Hat && Bladed Boomerang && Shortener = Secret Agent's Bowler Hat 1/???
+2 to Pricey +1 to Toast
Feyd, the Enderman King 22/25
Lance 31/50
Newb King (Note, NEWB, not NOOB.) 13/17
I use SHENANIGANS to attack the Chief / Disembodied Hand #4 over and over again with the Nerf Bat.
EDIT: Got ninja'd by the GM.. D:
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
"I've seen at least 130 different rainbow swords, kid. I think it's pretty easy to find a replacement."
Pit is talking to you.
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Eon kept charging his special summon of special summon-ness, in all its summon-y glory. However, this does not mean that is all he's doing:
While he kept charging the summon, he also made his hands do the finger pistol motion, saying 'Bang' twelve times, as if he were dual-wielding revolvers. But instead if it doing nothing, every time he said 'Bang', a rainbow laser fired from his pointer finger (and was about as wide as it), striking the nearest enemy Entity with a fair amount of non-elemental magic power (compared to the non-special attacks used by the others).
Chaos Monster Summon: 2/50
Limit Break: 2%
OOC: Allow me to give a little insight in regards to Eon's Limit Break. Upon the Limit Break's activation, Eon, being a Chaos Mage that is able to manifest his powers in Minecraft and the rest of the Internet, will use his powers to harness a small amount of the Internet's Chaos to give him a large enough boost to fire a laser about as large as Goku's standard Kamehameha before he went to Namek. While this doesn't sound terribly impressive, this laser is much more powerful than the Kamehameha of that time period. How much more powerful? A double-handed strike from Mjolnir plus Iron Man's Unibeam, plus how powerful the Kamehameha was at that point in the DBZ timeline.
/null for copy paste
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Yet another person decides to side with UserZero over Richard when it is quite possible that we can stop both. Just wait for when our bosses start coming out, then you won't be laughing anymore. /null
Out of nowere... A player spawned. XSlayer300 spawned as Anti-Zero.
With his Rainbow Chest block on his hands, He Spawns a Dummy Anti-Zero and Bazix Zombiez. He also revved his NyanCat Minigun.
-//ENTITY STATUS\\-
Dummy 100/100
Bazix Zombiz 30/30 X 5
-//WEAPON STATUS\\-
NyanCat Minigun 1337/1337
-------------------------------------------------- REVVED UP AT 20%
-//INVENTORY STATUS\\-
Rainbow Chest
NyanCat Minigun
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
the best part is i was trying to save those five until much later
you ruin everything for me generic ;_;
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Sorry. ;-;
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Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
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I look around the area and found a bunch of big rocks. I threw them at the Chief
2/15 Lazor Rifle
2/5 Drum of Gasoline
This statement is false.
You're summoning bosses? That's a good thing for us, as we have a grand total of (user)zero Spoils of War.
Welcome, XSlayer300, to Destroy the Godmodder 0rigins! That post is extremely likely to be nullified as Tazz has not posted the End of Turn Battle and your entities will have a near 100% percent chance of being converted to [PZ]! They are also particularly weak, even for 1 turn summons. Just warning you now.
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My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
guys something happened and my account can't be accessed so i made this second account
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OOC:
@Tazz:In a way yes, it was unfinished. I stopped it there because I didn't have time to do any more actions. He'll get to later actions next turn. It'll relate to his Alchemies and the two unnamed charges.
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