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Something Big: 37/50 (+1 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 37/50 (+1 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 38/50 (+1 from battlefury13)
+3 to battlefury13
Walker decides to actually take two actions this turn, and deciding again that Quote needs to be defeated, goes after him again with sword in hand. Hey, it's been a while since he set up a combo, so why not do that this time? Specifically, since there's only really one target that he really wants dead, it wouldn't hurt to do Destruction - Fandango Triad Triad, now would it? Also, there's something rather graceful about using a dance type as part of an attack, so maybe that'll be for style points. Style seems to be a rather important thing in this game.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
5/20/2014
Posts:
60
Location:
Defending my castle
Minecraft:
dandeman13
Member Details
The Hidden Rogue Hunter 23/50
Chaos Envelops 24/25
Hyperstorm Boss 28/50
John
Current Form: Beast:
Forms:
Beast:
10% Minicrit chance
Minicrit Chain
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"Hmmm, who do I shred now..."
John creates a dart board and spins it around. This dart board contains faces of all his enemies. Grabbing a dart, John grabs a dart and it lands on... "THE SHIELD PRINCESS, YES, NOW I KNOW TRUE ANGER, I WILL DESTROY IT"
He grabs the brittlestoker throws it at the dartboard, straight at the shield princess. The dartboard disappears and the weapon launches into the air, homes in on the enemy and stabs her, multiple times. It then returns to John's hand.
Alchemies:
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
Scalding Unholy Water X1
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The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (Level 8: 3/9)
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer
Designed to be the next improvement of the Warmaster Rocket Hammer by Seerus, the plans were hidden deep within his secret arsenal when he suspected threats from other members of the Crimson Order. Long forgotten, they have been obtained by Bomber through some means. Now, the weapon can finally be brought to life. Bomber replaced the standard fuel used for the engines with Pyrothelene; something that wasn't on the schematics. Adamantium serves to be a harder material for the hammer's head. Lastly, Oiler Gel comes from a species of slimes called... Oilers. Being highly flammable, this gel is prized for its numerous uses.
Flowey: And since when was ANYONE here a human? And when could Papyrus see someone's aura? Do we even HAVE auras in the underground? Flowey: Granted, Papyrus doesn't know what a human looks like.
Flowey: But at the very least YOU should.
Flowey: And who would even be teaching people about me besides myself? That's just. I mean, sure, you're all a bunch of quotespammers, but at least think things through before you quote.
"Flowey...is actually right on some counts. I mean, he could have said it more nicely if he had any reason to care. However, he is right that no one here is fully human (at least, not anymore). Though, I think there are others who could teach people about you...
SPOILERS FOR UNDERTALE!!!
Asriel. I mean, you suffered a fate I would not wish upon anyone, all because you tried to help a friend who, frankly, didn't deserve it. Though, I guess I should call you Chara, since I think that former child appears to have enough influence over you to spur you to genocide. TWICE.
You are the final boss on two of the three major paths, and must be faced at least twice in order to get the true ending.
JUST RUN INTO THE BULLETS FRIENDLINESS PELLETS, right?
But...for all your tricks, for all your schemes, for all that you tried to kill Frisk...
The only emotion I feel when I look at the monster who physically cannot feel emotion is pity.
Oh, look, I just taught everyone here everything you'd need to know about Flowey.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
[RP AND ATTACKS] --FOCUSED--
My summons. Half of them destroyed on the turn they were summoned. This injustice must be corrected.
consumerofAll [CA] started pestering consumerofAll [CA] CA: Hey, me. CA: Hi. CA: I need your help with something. CA: What do you need? CA: So, you know that noise abomination that you summoned? CA: Yes. She's taking a beating. CA: Well, I need it to help me with something. I'm going to open a portal above it.
Within a few seconds, the weather is somehow changed immediately and is replaced with a demonic noise that only [AZ], [GS], [N] and [H] players and entities can hear. Their grip on reality is loosened as their mind tries to get the noise out of their head.
While that happens, a splash of rushed charge energy solidfies behind me, forming into the Charge Abomination. The remaining familiars also follow Twitchy's orders and take aim at the Sp00pinator. [CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Homulilly 8/40 (+1 from Tazz, +4 from Uzi)
Charge Abomination 10/10 COMPLETE
Spell Matrix 21/25 (+1 from Tazz, +4 from Uzi)
Railgun && Esper's Brain = ESP Railgun (5/5) COMPLETE
Coin Launcher || ESP Railgun == only my railgun (1/??)
+2 to TT2000, +1 to burningtrapper
Offering a +3 in reserve to PitTheAngel after he completes his current charge. (Just a note.) [BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
Charge Abomination [PZ] 40,000/40,000 HP. Charge Bar: IIIIIIIIII
5-post Summon: Self-explanatory, but just to make it really clear.
Assistable: Can be assisted. Assists heal it by 2,000HP and add 4,000 max HP.
Does not gain charge on its own.
Weather: ♀'s Noise. Weakens non-PZ attacks by 10% and reduces the Guitar Solo by 8% per turn. II (It's a good thing I'm getting replacements in about the time sans arrives, which is a...
very long time. Well done, Richy, you got your first ragequit (but without the quit).) [INVENTORY] Coin Launcher, ESP Railgun
ESP Railgun: A railgun cackling with Psionic energy. Firing it creates a massive bolt of Psionics to obliterate whatever happened to get in the way.
Coin Launcher || ESP Railgun == only my railgun (Level 8: 1/9)
Charge Abomination Summoned, and the Weather has changed!
I just put up the Barrier around Sp00pinator to protect him from Just one hit and i repair his body.
Character/Ally RP
Lunai: HELP ME GIANT SKELETON THINGY! Sp00pinat0r: I WILL DEFEND Y0U LITTLE THING. Sir Shield: Can't move... Looks like I was unconscious... from being slapped by that giant abomination...
Sans is coming in 5 more turns...
Ebbotine h0I! 19/30 +1 from Tazz
Heal/Support based Ally 14/50 +1 from Tazz
Coarsebot? 5/40 +1 from Tazz
Alchemy Creation:
Nectar OOO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar 9/9! I am going to inspect this.
Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss 3/11
New Weapon! Mini LHC && Crazy Particles && Meowmere ll Rune Blade = Madhouse 2/11 (Felt like i was Drunk again Just edited this to make it more better)
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Allies Action:
Sir Shield is Stunned!
Lunai heals Sp00pinator as well.
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: I PR0TECT LUNAI AND I MAKE A BLESSING 0F THE SP00PY G0D TO REC0VER MYSELF.
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Irecreeper, +1 Leon
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Light
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits)
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Entity's:==================
The annoying dog attacks Sp00pinator with the power of its 7-charge abilty! A number of extremely deadly Real Knifes come out of a portal and slice Sp00pinator to pieces.
Charges========
no 13/50 (4+ from best godmodder)
1/50
1/50
3+ to Engie
Sp00pinator manages to dethrone you through a peaceful deliberation, but your antics nevertheless deal 8,000 damage to the sp00pinator!
30/50 The being that is itself time (+1 Ire, Tazz)
29/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods
15/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
+3 Ire
Blank Spellcard II Danmaku Pattern: Spellcard 4/6
A spellcard. Ranges in usefulness depending on such factors as the power and creativity of the card user, as well as how much the card bares their soul.
Also:
UserZero looks at you like you've straight up lost your mind, incredulous yet offended at the same time.
UserZero: dude.
UserZero: would i honestly tell you who my dad is, if i even have one? or who named me?
UserZero: i'm not breaching my own freaking veil with information like that.
UserZero: honestly i was briefly giving you the benefit of the doubt, but, well...
UserZero: it appears the narrative's so-called champions tend towards a lack of intelligence so noticeable that it's outright insulting that you're even winning at all.
All the actions Star was taking stop.
"Did you just...say that? Did you? (Checks post above) Oh, my god you did! That's so...
JANUARY 16th, 2016
In a clean facility filled with weapons of all kinds
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
On an altar where creatures were once worshipped as gods
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A futuristic looking racetrack
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A land filled with giant cherries
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A land tormented by 8 dishonorable knights
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A land where no civilization has taken root
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A land where the three laws of robotics have been tossed out the window
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A distant planet, teeming with life
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A desert ruled over by a crime organization
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A tomb hidden beneath a mountain that looks like a skull
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
An eastern wonderland filled with dangerous beings
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A land with a mixture of Japanese and American influence
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A mirror world on the brink of destruction
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The planet with the most obvious shape ever considering its name
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A world that has already dealt with the apocalypse...twice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A mythical land where the gods dwell
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A place where a combatant has a watchful eye looking over him
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And in 2012, January 16th, in a server where a battle rages
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! HA!
I must thank you for giving me such a good chance to laugh. The sequels have been getting progressively darker, and I'm glad I can just forget my troubles for a while, and laugh.
Gee, Miss 'I'm going to reveal my name in a fit of rage to a server filled mostly with people who are trying to defeat me', I wonder what could have possibly given me the idea that you would be so moronic as to give me personal information.
In all seriousness, I wanted to eliminate one specific possibility of your personality that would have been annoying if it was true. I wanted to see if you were insane enough to believe that you were the Greek goddess Hera. You see, if you are the Greek goddess Hera, you're not going to just say that flat out: There are rules about gods getting involved in the affairs of the living, and I believe killing people who randomly come on your server breaks a few of those (though I don't exactly have the book memorized). If, hypothetically, you believed you were the goddess because you have a few screws loose, you would jump all over the chance to proclaim to the world that 'I AM A GODDESS'.
But you didn't, so you're not THAT insane. But seriously. You don't know WHY I tried? I sorely hope you're joking, because if you aren't, well, it doesn't speak well for godmodders in general if the most powerful lacks any sort of sense.
Regardless of whether that was willful ignorance or just plain ignorance, it was very funny. Once again, Hera, thank you.
(Also, Pane, why didn't you shut up any of those guys, if they are going to reveal things about the future to 'the Golden God'? Seems like a double standard.)"
What? Was what she said supposed to faze me? Granted, what she said could have been a burn...if it wasn't ridiculous.
I give each of the disembodied hands a really bad nail clipping.
UserZero doesn't really respond, except immediately to laugh with you, as long as you do. It's mocking, ridiculous, and drowns you out completely. she doens't explain, nor state, nor reason, nor even respond, beyond her laughter.
You then realize that, while certainly an oddball name, you do NOT in fact have a 100% reliable source to PROVE it is her name, and Richard's first name certainly hasn't given anything major away about him. Meanwhile, UserZero is an aetheist (as is Richard)! She doesn't believe in gods! She also could be referring to herself by another username, a nickname, a corruption of her actual name, called herself that due to a moment, ect. Possibilities are still endless, she gave you even less than Richard did (and you needed the confirmation of an Omniscient to get Richard's name.)
Similarly, that excuse has no further words for you, and all things considered, I doubt he ever will.
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 7/8 Level 8
D20X3 & D10 = ??? 2/? Level?
Actual action=========
Before i attack, i silence FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW's hysterical laughing by tossing him in a massive cave filled with mercury, which promptly freezes. With him inside. Owch.
I then turn around.
Excuse me, i have a call to make. Please do not stab me in the back, as i will be forced to trap you with that unpleasant fellow's hysterical laughing.
==CALL LOG==
battlesFuriously has called Herbert P. Bear at 6:48 PM
Bring you're sun-blocking, heat draining laser. I have use of it.
Oh, and don't even think of NOT complying. You will find the reward to be far greater than the cost.
Freedom from those pesky penguins, a nice place to stay, all the respect as a villain you deserve, your own base...
All that could be your's if you simply used this device
---battlesFuriously sent Herbert P. Bear a teleporter device---
i presume i will see you later.
---battlesFuriously has ended the call at 6:51 PM---
===END CALL===
Herbert's base teleport's in, seemingly out of nowhere. Since this is during Operation: Blackout, the High Frequency Infrared Reversion Laser drains the heat from the AZ, H, and GS side of the battlefield as it drains the heat from the sun.The annoying dog don's it's HEAT GENERATING WINTER OUTFIT as the lack of heat spreads to neutral. Herberts base meanwhile, suddenly has a laser to redirect the excess heat- after all, its much warmer in this non-arctic climate. The Heat Redirecting Laser quickly deep-fry's Richard. His heat protection proves to be no match for the almighty heat of the sun, and his armor melts shortly before he begins burning in a worse situation than Anakin Skywalker at the end of Episode Three. Meanwhile, the [PZ] side of the battlefield is an absolute paradise. Everyone try's to easily destroy Herbert's base, but it turns out i upgraded it with upgrades following the guidelines of the Evil Overlord Guide. Whoops.
Herbert notices UserZero, and presumably has a chat with her about villianly. He probably doesn't care if she doesn't approve. It's an absolute paradise here! Plus, the Heat Redirecting Beam can somehow hit Club Penguin at ANY point in time! It can also DRAIN heat and use ANOTHER heat directing laser to use that heat!
Battlefury13: I hope you guy's enjoy the winter. I'm certainly going to enjoy this paradise here.
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Entity's:==================
The EBARF repeatedly stabs Quote.
Charges========
no 13/50 (4+ from best godmodder)
1/50
1/50
3+ to Engie
Richard's armor has extremely high fire defense, to the point where he can walk up to the base and one-shot it! The resulting burst of heat reverts the field to 'normal,' by which I mean 'what it was prior to your attack.' You also successfully dunk FBSN into a cave filled with Mercury, debuffing his next attack.
"Whatever. They'll find a way to game it too and we'll be right back where we started. Probably. If they're not as stupid as we think."
Mandatory Grinding: 43/50
BAR: N?GGGAAAAA
STEALTH DANCING: 3/50 (just here for convenience, consumer)
BAR: PPPNNNNNNN
"Well, to be fair..."
"There is one way I would immediately drop everything for a teamswap."
"Though it's so obvious and comes from a mile away you'd have to be trying to trigger it or just monumentally stupid."
"Or have really, really bad allies."
"And you're not going to hear about it to take abuse...anyone."
"And please don't try stupid mind hacks to find out early. That's just sequence breaking. That would be like me breaking your barrier, Zero. And besides, I actually have ways to combat that."
(Heh...who knew I'd get the secret to mind defense from being attacked by Reisen, of all people?)
UserZero gives you a smug grin. For that matter, so does Richard.
Thankfully, actually carrying out that potential threat would be a huge waste of time for both, so...
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 11/11 COMPLETE
So... I somehow survived crawling inside the chief. I do not know what to think right now, But I do know I have two new toys to play with. I pick up my bluster flailbldae. I swing it at the stunned chief and as it cuts through a few key tendons in his leg a cutting wave of air peirces through the rest of his legs.
+1 to Pit
HAX!!!!!!!!: A telekinesis rig, filled with computer monitors, allowing whoever steps into the rig minor control over the code. This is a LOT stronger than it sounds; the base code of minecraft is effectively its reality, meaning you now have improved reality warping. Of course, the rig's specialities are moving things any which way.
Bluster Flailbldae: A Flailbldae, normal-appearing but carrying the scent of potato chips and the feel of a cool breeze with it at all times. This comands a level of air-based powers, allowing you such feats as swinging this to create tornados or currents of air fast enough to cut. Logic be darned, this thing is awesome!
Ugh... okay, I spent a LONG time typing this up. It's probably too complicated. I'll leave it here to see what Tazz thinks of it. I'm trying to improve the two things I enjoy most about DTG, entities and RP.
I spend one of my 50/50 charges to initiate this leveling system for myself. Presenting… the Adventurer “Class”, with mechanics stolen fr- er… inspired by King’s Quest and Renowned Explorers. I really like how those games work and I’ve talked a lot about the later, so this is my first attempt at translating them into DTG. It’s really focused on entities, with a little bit about my own actions.
-EXCEPT NOT, FOR CHARACTER LENGTH STRIKES AGAIN-
I attempt to use the frustration I felt making this as a way to attack the Chief.
Also, I did some math. Without defeating enemy/sales, I get an average of 3.5 tokens per post.
Relevance Line
...
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10,
(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life 3/??
(Paper && Lapis Lazui Ink) || (Thuamic Node && Bottled Mana) = Glyph of Mana 3/??
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 5/11
Going to deal with charges later... +2 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey.
15,000 damage to the Chief!
Hoooo boy. Seeing as you get 3.5 tokens per post and those are passives that I would give pause to on REGULAR ENTITIES, I'll demand the following balance changes:
-Force of the World's extra HP is Overheal and will gradually wither down to the base over time. Fame Tokens spent here will cause the entity to spawn with more Overheal.
-Elemental Surge makes the entity spawn with half of its charge points to all charges. (Let's keep in mind, this means you get a 3-turn charge entity's attack immediately).
-Conviction, Legends to Surpass and Writing Pages cost 4,4,4 to start instead of 2,2,2. Progression for Legends to Surpass and Writing Pages is +2 for each buy-in.
-Progression for Conviction, given the above, will either still be doubled, or if you get rid of regen, will be +4.
Alternatively, I'll let you have the much lower costs...BUT, if you die, you lose everything and must restart getting those passives from scratch.
Does either sound a fair trade to you? I won't add you until you respond.
Something Big: 35/50 (+1 from UserZero, +1 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 35/50 (+1 from UserZero, +1 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 36/50 (+2 from UserZero, +1 from battlefury13)
+3 to battlefury13
Walker decides, this turn, that Quote could snowball out of control and something needs to be done about that. Smashing the tip of the blade of his sword into the ground, a stone tower rises up from the force, which he uses to grind the blade to a sharper edge, before slashing the tower in half, leaping up into the air, and kicking the massive block of stone sailing over at Quote. It lands directly on top of the unfortunate target, followed shortly afterwards by Walker leaping over in a single bound and taking a quick stab, impaling Quote through the head. He twists the sword, snapping his victim's head clean off the neck, winds up, and swings the impaled-head-on-a-sword at the stone slab from earlier, shattering the slab and Quote's head in a single strike. With that finished, he deceptively calmly walks back to the PZ side of the battlefield... and turns around to blast Quote with a lightning bolt as a final stay down warning.
24,000 damage to Quote, shortened to 18,000 due to the Shield of Snowflake!
Golem: Well, it's a beautiful massacre out there. In 5 turns, one of my collaborations will bear fruit, and Sans will likely raze these wargrounds. Shame I can't do anything with him.
Golem: On the other hand, Imperator's starting. Can't wait to get out the first triple-user boss out. Shame we can't get it to 4 users, but Erelye does what he wants, I suppose. No stopping him.
Golem: ..."Erelye", the person in Nonfiction, that is.
Golem: Kind of annoys me that I have to clarify at all, but what are you gonna do.
Golem: Let's just get this over with. The Golem pulls out a chef hat and apron and puts them on, walking over to Bomber and Crystal. Meanwhile, some Ballet Shoes fall out of the sky, smacking the 4th Disembodied Hand.
Scourge of the Beast: 13/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz)
The Executioner: 12/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz)
+3 to Crystal
Bomber pulled out The Good Morningstar, a large mace-like weapon made out of Solarium. It glows with a radiance matched by few other materials. It has also been infused with the power of XIX - The Sun, giving it even more power. Some say this relic has some sway over time...
Wielding the weapon, Bomber prepared to... he suddenly stopped in his tracks. He heard his phone ring in his pocket. Sighing, he planted the weapon on the ground and leaned on its metal shaft, holding the phone in his other hand.
BOMBER: Hey, a little busy here. Make it quick, if you will.
PIT BOSS: Greetings, Mr. Bomber. With a lot of hard work, grit, and... Orks, we finally finished it!
Bomber cracked a wicked grin, as he realized what this meant.
BOMBER: Excellent! Alright, I need you to move it out of Irongutta's workshop. Preferably to an open area.
PIT BOSS: Oh dear... We'll get on it right away. Hey you, yes, you with the green- no, the other one. Yeah, you! Order your workers to start moving this thing. Use some... cranes or whatever, I don't know.
IRONGUTTA: OI! HOW'Z ABOUT I JUS PILOT IT?
PIT BOSS: You get down from there right now! Ooh, you better not scratch it or else I'll- oh no.
Loud stomping and crashing could be heard in the background, followed by a few surprised trumpets (reminder that Devilites sound like that) and cockney laughter. The call was cut off; all that could be heard was a droning buzz. Bomber shrugged and put his phone away, too excited to be frustrated with the occasional incompetence and shenanigans of his subordinates. Fantastic news had just met his ears, and he couldn't be happier.
Brandishing The Good Morningstar, Bomber glared at the 2nd Disembodied Hand, which still hung on after being evaporated. Levitating himself before the hand, he held out his weapon and used it to point right at the Disembodied Hand, as if he was choosing it for something. The sun hung just above the horizon, causing shadows to be cast upon the field. The sky was a beautiful amber color, contradicting the constant massacre that was The Battlefield. Keeping his eyes on his opponent, Bomber slowly raised The Good Morningstar high over his head. The sun's rays shone directly upon the weapon's spiked head, causing it to shine more brilliantly. It began to cast its own beams of sunlight out in different directions, radiating an intense heat.
Bomber looked behind him confidently, and saw exactly what he expected. Slowly, but surely, the sun itself began to slowly climb back up from its descent. It was an absolutely baffling sight. The oranges and yellows of the sky melted away, back into the deep blue that accompanied daytime. Climbing ever higher, the sun was almost overhead now. The Good Morningstar was glowing as if it were the sun itself, becoming grossly incandescent. Bomber shaded his eyes with his other hand as he continued to hold the legendary weapon skyward. The sun approached the middle of the sky- it was nearly noon once more. Returning his gaze to the 2nd Disembodied Hand, he grinned.
At the exact moment the sun was at its peak, Bomber thrust the weapon forward and pointed it at the 2nd Disembodied Hand. A brilliant ray of sunshine blasted out of the weapon and sprayed across the field. The Disembodied Hand found itself roasting in the pure heat. Whatever was left of it melted rapidly. The beam's temperature was almost 5,000 K; nearly the temperature of the sun's surface. Sweltering heat covered the entire field. The combination of the concentrated sun-beam and the sun itself being at its peak made the battlefield incredibly hot.
The brilliant ray soon trickled to nothing more than a glimmer. The Good Morningstar lost its brilliant gold color and became a yellowish-gray. It indicated that it would take some time before it could charge up to this state once more. The 2nd Disembodied Hand was a pile of goop on the ground, melted by the sheer heat. Bubbling, the goop continued to cook like it was an egg. The sun remained high in the sky, gazing down upon the battlefield. Sighing, Bomber put the weapon away and wiped some sweat off of his forehead.
The Baneblade fires its Baneblade Cannon at The Chief, the powerful shell easily piercing his rotting flesh. The cannon will take one turn to reload. (Pretty sure this is a thing we forgot about Tazz. Sorry!) The three Twin-Linked Heavy Stormbolters are able to fire independently of the main cannon due to the size of the crew. All three focus on The Chief as well, filling him with hot lead.
Longsword && Lunarium Ingot || XVIII - The Moon = Moontante (Level 6: 7/7)
Alchemy Complete!
The Moontante is the antithesis to The Good Morningstar. A type of longsword called a Montante, it is made of Lunarium and infused with the powers of XVIII - The Moon.
==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Imperator 50/50 DONE! USING...
Ante Up 39/50 (+1 from Tazz.)(+3 from Generic.) (+3 from Bomber.)
Charge #2: 19/20 (+1 from Tazz.)
Charge #3: 2/30 (+1 from Tazz.)
+3 to Bomber.
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 4/11
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 4/11
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 3/11
==Action==
///FOCUSED///
Crystal draws his Ebbmetal Sword and slices up Disembodied Hand 2 again, before drawing his Flowmetal Wand in the other hand and conjuring a blast of oily virulent-green liquid out of nowhere. The liquid hits Disembodied Hand 2, and the hand’s flesh immediately starts to warp, melt, and give off steam. The liquid is known as Vitriol, an acid that is both quite near the Platonic essence of an agent of destructive transformation and infused with the pure hate and infinite rage of a race of trapped, deposed gods.
==Entities==
50/50 activated! Corresponding charges from Generic and Bomber activated as well!
Loading file IMPERATOR.boss...
File loaded.
Execute? y/n
>Y
Crystal, Bomber, and the Golem stand in a triangle, as a massive summoning circle appears beneath them. All three raise their hands into the air as a portal forms above them, from which a massive metal construct slowly descends. Built to resemble a massive metal human, a cathedral-like structure sits on its back, while the whole thing appears to have been recently repaired and heavily modified. The cathedral on its back abruptly reshapes itself under an assault of magic, merging into one massive structure left open to the air, which appears to be filled with culinary implements, ovens, and other aids to the art of cooking. Three humanlike shapes of pure godly light, larger than life, coalesce in the kitchen, settling after a second into the form of three chef deities. As their features settle, letters brand themselves into the back wall of the massive room: HELL'S KITCHEN. The first chef steps forward, revealing himself to be Gordon Ramsay. "Well, here we are. Finally. Let's turn up the heat." He raises a hand to the tables around him, and arrays of cutlery raise up from the tables and float around him, guided by divine chef majjyyks. The next steps forward, revealing the face of Emeril Lagasse. "I agree completely. Let's kick this battle up a notch! Bam!" He raises up and begins to float in the air, appearing to be charging some type of summoning. The last steps forward, and his features finally settle into the memorable face of Alton Brown. "I've always said that I make movies about food. But, in a pinch, I can whip something up myself. And I'm feeling pretty inspired right about now." He walks over to the cooking area of the kitchen and quickly sets up for food preparation, before all three chefs walk to the front area of Hell's Kitchen, open to the battle raging around them. Alton steps forward, and speaks. "Well, the prep is over, and now it's showtime. So now, DTG, with an open heart and an empty stomach, I say unto you in the words of The Chairman's uncle: 'Allez cuisine!'"
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan:
HP: 450,000.
Void Shields: 100,000 HP. Regenerates by 20,000 per turn. Can be penetrated by exceptionally strong attacks, while nulling completely negligible ones. Basically acts as Armor but with HP.
Attack: 50,000.
Plasma Annihilator (IIII): The Imperator Titan fires its deadly Plasma Annihilator, one of the largest plasma weapons ever made. Hooked directly to the titan's monstrously powerful plasma reactors, the weapon unleashes a devastating plasma blast that deals IMMENSE damage to a single enemy. Seriously, this thing is listed as having the power of a miniature sun.
IRON CHEF (IIIIII): The three deity-chefs host a competition to find the next Iron Chef. One non-boss entity from each faction (AZ, PZ, GS, and Neutral/Hostile) is chosen to compete in a contest to find the next Iron Chef. This contest, naturally, takes the form of gladiatorial combat. The entities duke it out in a battle royale, dealing minicrits to each other and unable to be harmed or helped by outside forces. The winner is declared the Iron Chef - this comes with three turns of crits, three turns of five armor points, and a full heal. The competition does not end if the Imperator Titan is destroyed; it continues until a winner is declared!
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown
Invulnerable, killed when the Imperator Titan is destroyed.
No attack.
Good Eats (IIII): Alton Brown prepares a great feast, healing two allies of his choice for a considerable amount and giving them Well Fed for two turns. Well Fed increases their damage by 10,000.
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay
Invulnerable, killed when the Imperator Titan is destroyed.
Attack: 10,000
Growing Rage: Every turn, Gordon Ramsay's attack increases by 2,500.
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse
Invulnerable, killed when the Imperator Titan is destroyed.
No attack.
Guest Star (III): Emril Lagasse summons a guest star onto the show. This can be literally anything.
Spoil: Cutlery of the Chef Gods
When used, summons a great feast for two entities, healing them for a considerable amount and granting them Well Fed for two turns. This effect increases their damage by 10,000. Four-charge. (In other words, this spoil grants Alton Brown’s Good Eats ability to the holder.)
For its first action, the Chef-Class Imperator Titan will fire all its secondary weapons (which are the things that give it its massive attack) at the Instant Raman Army. Meanwhile, Gordon Ramsay will fire a barrage of knives at the GF Alpha-Omega.
==Responses/RP== There we go. One Project: Imperator finished. On another note… huh. It’s not entirely unsurprising to learn Sans has gotten himself some fifth wall knowledge, but it’ll probably be nice to have yet another fifth wall breaker around.
Imperator-Class Chef Titan summoned! the First AZ boss!
Focused 40,000 damage to the 2nd Disembodied Hand!
All attacks on Sp00pinator and Lunai are blocked by Revan armed with his Lightsabers, Revan doesn't like the PZs targeting a healer and a friendly skeleton man. The other guy might be trouble however... His bloodshed against the Mandalorians was for the sake against the Galaxy, they refused peace.
"Friends, you shall live another day. Twitchy, my love please don't goad them. They are already bloodthirsty enough and that is without encouragement. I don't blame you however."
Revan tells Richard about the Tapes and reading Uzi's mind
"Whatever she's hiding either makes her vulnerable, something she's afraid of what would happen if we find it, or she's trying to lure us into a trap. Knowing her, I got money on afraid/trap. Any thoughts Richie Rich?"
Charges:
HK-47 9/50
Basilisk War Droid 9/42
Sith Assassin(s) (+1 from Mod Man +2 from the TRAITOR and +1 compensation charge, Revan thanks you silently) 8/15
Assists:
Revan tosses +2 to those who want them and then +1 to Pit for either wares or to curry favor with the angel / angelic being
Force Alignment:
Dark Lord of the Sith? (He's a bit of a softie as you can see.)
Song Request for the Guitar Solo: Mouths Like Sidewinder Missiles(FNaFB Vile's Theme)
Your lightsabre skills will deflect one attack from sp00pinator or Lunai, whichever gets hit first.
Song request taken!
Godmodder477: Either a trap, or something that is basically a trap bar the horrific physical dismemberment one usually associates with traps made by UserZero.
Godmodder477: Either way, her mind is too well-guarded for that to have been unintentionally exposed.
(EXPENDED) I: 10/10
II: 12/15 +1 base +1 Pricey
III: 11/25 +1 base +1 Modpack
Assists:
+1 Modpack
+1 PitTheAngel
+1 Pricey
Action:
I: IRON-CAPPED SURPRISE 10/10 (EXPENDED)
After first taking some iron and crafting it into two iron caps, I take a stick and pop the caps on each end to craft a:
Iron-Capped Wooden Wand: A crummy, basic starter wand. It's only saving quality being that it IS magical, unlike those fake wands.
To speed the process along, I expend my energy to recharge the vis stor- and Ah... this causes the wand to fly out of my hand and embed itself into the 2nd disembodied hand? Well... No problem, I'll just have to dig it out and... the wand explodes.
I really hate crummy wands. Ugh, I craft another.
Inventory
A whole bunch of wood.
A supply of saplings.
A few apples.
A iron pickaxe.
A set of Iron tools.
A set of Iron Armour.
A questionably large amount of cobblestone.
A small amount of Furnaces
A few mountain crystals.
A few stacks of vanilla ore.
A single crummy iron-capped wooden wand.
20,000 damage to the 2nd Disembodied Hand! The 'crummy' iron-capped wooden wand somehow turns out to be level 3.
In (possibly) my first action with this new leveling system, Inari cloaks herself in flames and half roars, half howls into the sky, causing a large pillar of solar fire to intimidate the Chief. (So, to reiterate, this isn't me trying to inflict a "fear" debuff or anything. This is me using a Mind based attack. So, please count it as normal damage)
Relevance Line (I'm saving a lot of my RP for later)
“Mikoto, we should probably leave her to rest a little. She doesn’t seem to be feeling well.”
“Wait, we need to make sure she’s okay. Please stay.”
“I… … … um… fi… … I... am fine…”
“I’m sorry Gail, but you always say you’re okay, even when you’re not.”
The Veteran thinks for a moment before saying,
“If you want me to, I have a few ideas to see if it’s just the anesthetics.”
“Please… please do.”
The Veteran kneels down, looks into Gail's eyes and, speaking slowly and clearly, says,
"Now, Gail, I'm going to ask you a few questions. I want you to answer to the best of your ability. If you understand me, repeat what I just said."
Gail nodded slowly, not knowing what this was leading up to. After getting out a piece of paper and a pencil, the Veteran thought for a moment of a good problem then wrote down "f(x) = (Sin(x) * x^2)^3"
"Call this function f. Find f prime please."
Eagerly, Gail started on the problem, like she was trying to prove something to the Veteran. Within a minute or two, she pushed the paper back with "f'(x) = (3Sin(x)^2 * Cos(x) * x^6) + (6 * Sin(x)^3 * x^5)” written on it.
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10,
(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life 4/9
(Paper && Lapis Lazui Ink) || (Thuamic Node && Bottled Mana) = Glyph of Mana 4/7
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 6/11
+1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey, +1 to Toast. Got +15 total since I last counted.
Charges: 8/50
50/50 (Sorry, but I need to hold onto this a turn. It changes slightly based on whether my leveling system gets approved or not.)
48/50
Due to the other charge not being successful (yet), 28,000 damage to the Chief!
Just checking here, for no particular reason other than curiosity: Does Inari need sunlight to live? Like, actual sunlight?
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 26/?(there was probably an assist somewhere but I was too much lazy to search it so I increment of only one)
School of illusion && School of conjuration && School of
necromancy && School of evocation && School of
abjuration && School of divination && School of
enchantment && School of transmutation =>Tier-One 11/11(gives
the power to do many various things)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
I find I ran out of ideas and I attempt to slap godmodder 477 with a tome of suppport
This is very inefficient he takes 0 damage and avoid and he was never there to take the attack in the first place and he was immune to it specifically and generally and he had an infinitely powerful shield.
I tell him that he should have reacted the first time someone said that he destroyed three universes and killed omega^omega sentient beings.
If it can be done for free I ask the BA slasher to copy a power of the chief if possible(like copying the sunlight vulnerability if he can)
Tier One: THE Spellbook. Every magical incantion that an Arcane Caster (from D&D) could ever hope to cast, from EVERY edition, is in here, ready. At-will. WISH. AT WILL. I don't need to explain this any better than AT-WILL WISH.
I'll admit: The ONE thing preventing your attack from being a winner is you saying you did 0 damage. Because it could have done more, Richard exploits your settling for 0 to also settle for 0, thereby making it 0!
Godmodder477: Honestly, my first time hearing this was only a few minutes ago! You keep muttering about it whenever it gets brought up, for some reason.
Cubic Light Module: A 5cm cubic module with its casing mostly made of brightstone. Glows at light level 50.
Energy Collector MK3 && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Collector Module (6/6)
Cubic Energy Collector Module: A 5cm cubic module with all the functionality of an Energy Collector. Combined with the Cubic Light Module, generates 125 EMC per second. Stores 60,000 EMC.
Energy Condenser && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Condenser Module (4/?)
NEW: 8 Klein Star Omegas1 && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Klein Star Module (1/?)
(1) Klein Star Omega: Not related to the Omega rank on the godmodding ladder. Stores 51,200,000 EMC each for a total of 409,600,000 EMC.
NEW: Fire Arrow && Water Arrow && Earth Arrow && Air Arrow && Order Arrow && Entropy Arrow1 = Arrow of the Primal2 (1/?)
(1) Primal Arrows: From Thaumcraft.
(2) This should create a Flame, Power and Punch arrow that bypasses all armor and weakens and withers the enemy.
???: System.out.println("You're the first one to test out our \"Resurrector 2.0\".");
???: System.out.println("In other words, you died and were resurrected in our universe.");
The Speakonian begins to laugh mockingly.
???: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha rofl rofl rofl soi soi soi! You got so rekt, it was like the whole diarrhea infested toilet got dumped on your-
Rinon slaps The Speakonian in the face.
RINON: /ʃʌt ɪt˦˩/
???: System.out.println("The summoning laws of that universe prohibit you from ever returning, since you technically died.");
???: System.out.println("But we now know the Resurrector 2.0 works.");
Rinon, having been resurrected and banned from ever physically entering the DTG multiverse as an entity ever again, slumps in her seat and grabs her 145299th spare IPA Handbook.
Meanwhile, over on Cobalt's end...
(And before you roast me like you did FBSN, note that the canon of my summons and the canon of DTG have very complicated relations. I do NOT have the time to write out a 19-average-Erelye-post essay on this, so do NOT ask.)
Action
Thunderbird.
Thunderbirds101.
Microsoft Sam runs out of nowhere and mauls the Thunderbird Lancer for not allowing him to have IWAY Tacos for dinner.
Entity Action
FENNIA: YOU JERK! YOU KILLED HER!
Fennia scribbles in a rage.
A4.2b: ∀X ∈ Φ: (∃ A ∈ S ∧ A ∉ (Q ∪ T): A ∈ P)
by 233.6t (M ⊂ P ∧ (E ∪ X) ⊃ K) ⊕ ∃ m ∋ K: n(M) < 20
M2 ∈ L
by 525.M2 M ⊂ P ∧ (E ∪ X) ⊃ K
QED ∎!!!!
Fennia then uses what she derived to shove a NAND operator right through the Disembodied Heart (if it is not shielded) or the Chief's face (if the DIsembodied Heart is shielded).
NEW: 8 Klein Star Omegas1 && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Klein Star Module (Level 5: 1/6)
(1) Klein Star Omega: Not related to the Omega rank on the godmodding ladder. Stores 51,200,000 EMC each for a total of 409,600,000 EMC.
NEW: Fire Arrow && Water Arrow && Earth Arrow && Air Arrow && Order Arrow && Entropy Arrow1 = Arrow of the Primal2 (Level 6: 1/7)
I'll be honest, you didn't make a ludicrously massive fuss out of it, so you're good. I would advise, for the future, to explicitly NOT make entities have any 'immortal' tendancies if you can help it, as that's just kind of aggrivating-everything should be able to die. Nobody likes THOSE kinds of characters, as this is the game all about killing them.
25,000 damage to the Thunderbird Lancer! Fennia will do as you say!
I do indeed take the hint to attack the Spoopinator. I hold up a sign in front of them saying "MOVE TO THE LEFT" but they failed to take the hint to get out of the way of the falling meteor. I hold a sign saying "JUMP" but they failed to take the hint to jump over the oncoming mario-style spike roller. Then I punch the Spoopinator for failing to take two hints.
I heal up the Sp00pinator as a reward for dodging 2 hits, as a sort of icing on the cake. I take aim with my trusty Refined Regnerator and heal it up as much as it'll take to recover from any damage he might take!
Support: 58/100
Technically, Revan blocked it, but you nevertheless heal sp00pinator for 6,000 HP.
"Oh i see the sword there let me get it quickly" he gets the sword "Hmm so there's 4 sides ill pick neutral because i can" he then summons a CAKE and a GUN he alchemists them into Cake&&GUN into CAKE FIRING GUN take this starts to shoot cakes everywhere and fires cake at user0 and everyone else "BEST INVENTION EVER" he then fires cake into his mouth
Cake && Gun = Cake-Firing Gun (Level 1: 1/2)
I agree wholeheartedly. It does take TWO turns to make this, mate.
Y puts away a sparkling, purple-magenta chalk, having used it to draw an intricate system of swirling summoning circles onto the Decaying Lands. He then takes out a small book, opening it up and beginning to read it aloud, before realizing that it is the wrong book. He gives the Gospel of the Burrowing Spaghetti Monster a n annoyed glare, before throwing it towards the AZ side. The Burrowing Spaghetti Monster is displeased with this act of blasphemy, but is currently pursuing the world record of having its eyestalks underneath the surface as long as possible, and has no plans to give up. The Monster pushes its tagliatelle tentacles through the ground, slamming them into what seems to be the thing closest to the Gospel. The thing is Quote.
Y, bedazzled by glory of the subterranean spaghetti, takes out the golden book adorned by the now 3 equally golden chains, and reads an incantation.
A part of the [REDACTED] storm appears to suddenly redact itself, revealing the starlit night sky above. The sky starts to convulse as what appears to be a small, teardrop-shaped chunk of the starfield itself starts to descent onto the battlefield. The redaction of the [REDACTED] storm expunges itself as the teardrop-shaped cloud reaches the ground, dissipating into a thin, deep purple mist and revealing a rocky, monolithic structure adorned by glowing magenta crystals. The purple mist crackles in the air, occasionally forming into small multicolored flares before dissipating.
Mechanics:
The Nebula Monolith does not attack, instead generating Flares that buff other entities. There are 4 types of Flares:
Red Flare: Gives Regeneration for 3 turns.
Yellow Flare: Gives Strength for 3 turns.
Blue Flare: Gives Resistance for 3 turns.
White Flare: Rare. Raises chargeup meter by one.
The Flares can be picked up by any GS entity except for the Nebula Monolith and the Vortex Monolith. The more damage the GS side deals to other factions, the more Flares are generated each turn, and the higher the chance of generating a White Flare. The effects of the Flares last for 3 turns. Multiple flares of the same type do not stack, but an entity can have multiple flares of different types. White Flares are rare and are usually rewarded for killing a particularly strong entity, but may be given out randomly.
For Example:
Nebula Monolith: HP/HP
Entity 1: HP/HP Special Attack: III
Entity 2: HP/HP
Entity 1 attacks Entity 2, dealing damage and causing the Nebula Monolith to generate 2 Red Flares, a Yellow Flare, 2 Blue Flares and a White Flare. Entity 1 grabs the Yellow Flare, a Red Flare and the White Flare. Entity 1 also gains a charge naturally. (The Nebula Monolith usually does not reward this many Flares for a single, nonlethal attack)
Nebula Monolith: HP/HP
Red Flare
Blue Flares x2
Entity 1: HP/HP Special Attack: III Red Flare III Yellow Flare III
Entity 2: HP/HP
Entity 1 now regenerates health and deals mor damage for 3 turns. It is also able to use its special attack next turn.
Khaydarian Crystal: Congradulations. You have constructed a(very tiny)n additional Pylon. You must construct more. All memes aside, this thing radiates Psionic energy to the point where an upscaled version could power whole buildings. And it does. Hence why you need to construct additional Pylons. Yes, It's a Starcraft reference.
NinjaV2403, I AMreading your posts-I MAY have missed that one, though. The Hermit Vote doesn't really change anything, sadly. I edited the Stealth Meter (methinks) and it'll be refuneded if not; I swear I saw that attack, though just in case you're getting a crit bonus for this action. As for that, well, let's do me and yourself a favor: KEEP THE ALCHEMY INGREDIENTS IN THE ALCHEMY POSTS. I really do not operate a forge-alike as, given the rate of updates, that would delay things even worse. Let's try that again.
You serendipitiously realize you confused the REAL weapon for a similar flamethrower you already have (and in case you forgot, you DID make a weapon who's description would fit what I gave you before). You inspect the REAL item you have just alchemized-this mean-looking machine is oddly akin to a harpoon gun, red primarily with gold decals. Of course, there's no rope attached to the Harpoon, and said 'Harpoon' is an explosive Golden Trident. The tridents fired from this weapon explode into crimson infernos, not to be confused with the Red Sun-despite that, this infernal weapon still does truckloads of damage and can burn the skin of even, say, a Magma Slime.
Critted 46,000 damage to Quote! the Crit penetrates the Defense buff!
That guy was talking about a 5th wall? A 5th wall breaker? This is new...and who is Tazz?... what does +1 me// Not today, now we can go back to schedule.
Let's introduce 2 simple objects.
Fountain of Hui: grants the user an infinite amount of random knowledge, if used without precaution will likely cause madness.
Eagle Scope: grants the user the ability to see as an eagle, in conjunction with the fountain of Hui allows to control the randomness of the knowledge and unlocks " the secrets of the universe" aka omniscience.
Using both Hezetor is looking for a certain number, he wants to know the exact number of universes that will be doomed in case UserZero keeps her title of Omega+ Godmodder for, let's say, the next 4 years. (In case a paradox does not wipe her), and if the defeat of Richard does indeed create a paradox capable of harming her.
Later he will copy the ability from the disembodied hand and put it in slot 2. (In case he can't draw cards regardless just copy from 1st ESFB again)
+3 toTopazian
the Glory 42/50
Spadaccino 25/50
...... 14/50
a piece of paper with the Library of Babel algorithm generator && matrice limitativa = Babel's Breaker (Level 5: 2/6)
NOTE: in my intentions this object should give omniscience, please re-consider the level if omniscience is not that cheap here.
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 2/9)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) 1/?
What could you ask from the magnificent throne that can already carry you around with stile and destroy your enemies with laser neurotoxins?
The ability to install modules of course! A comfortable compartment under the right arm has all the space you may need for your wonderful modules, mixing usefulness with stile. (I mean a magnum full of little compartments for modules is rather ugly)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) (Level 8: 1/9)
I believe that method above is a reference. That being said, the information you look to find is...Interesting. You cannot find information regarding how many Universes UserZero would theoretically destroy if she kept rank and defeated Richard-The information is obscrufated by the Veil. However, even with that, the Scope also points you to the Plunger.
...Uh-oh.
As for your OTHER question: Technically, any Paradox could theoretically harm UserZero, so really it's all up to chance if one spawned from Richard failing to ascend and killing UserZero, and one of them damaged her afterwards. However, you note something weird and related, because my wording there didn't explicitly state 'richard's death,'; as it turns out, ONLY those two events would spawn paradoxes. Richard dying in the process of killing her and ascending to Omega Plus in his last breath would NOT, for some reason.
This really just leads to a lot of questions.
UserZero proceeds to detonate both artifacts to keep you from finding out more.
As for Babel's breaker, given you said its output is limited to 23 letters to begin with (or something like that), there's no way it would in the first place, sadly. You'd merely get a version of the Babel's LIbrary that would produce random text with 23 characters. That being said, most straight-omniscience giving things are Level 10. I suggest somehow acquiring a Magic Cueball. If you can somehow peer through its pure white and not-at-all-transparent surface, you could learn anything through just a question.
I pull out a box of delicious VANILLA WAFERS and throw them, one by one, at the chief. It is mildly infuriating at first, and gets worse as I continue the wafer-based assault. Then, I activate the VANILLA WAFER NIGHTCORE MODE and throw the wafers at the chief with 2x the speed!
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 20/20
Oh cool, this is done. The NICEMEME is a entity of extrMEME power. It is a large conglomeration of cannons, LAZORS, and other such projectile weapons! Underneath its massive array of guns is a set of PURE MEME ARMOR, and over the guns is very sensitive MEME EXPLOSIVES, some heat seaking, some just plain explosive, which not only can be fired, but also will explode most of the time upon being attacked!
All the Snakes. All of them. 20/50 (Complementary, Leon)
Meme Gun && Radiation from the sun = Praise the Sun 6/9
+1 Twin
+1 Revan
+1 Leon
NICEMEME Summoned! it'll do as you say! 13,000 damage to the Chief!
Crippled Braindamaged Weak Puny Honey Badger: 7/50 (Due to +1).
Main Battle Superheavy Tank: 7/50
Lots of bling: 4/14
I simply spam even more Plasma Cannon fire on the Chief, while casually telling him that the method of teleporting readied guns in and out of my hands allows me to fire at about 1000 shots per minute, while the normal recharge time would only allow 30 times per minute.
I also proceed to call for a truce with the AZs (I'm playing GS) because we have got a common enemy, and infighting will benefit said enemy, not to mention that the PZs are more boring: The most awesome thing the PZs have got for now is the G.F Alpha Omega. Meanwhile, the PZs have got a HUGE tank, a ridiculously human robot and Sp00pinator as their most obviously awesome entities, so the PZs just ain't cool enough to call a truce with (Not to mention...wait, I almost told my secret. I'll tell the AZs of it when UserZero is dead).
8,000 damage to the Chief!
UserZero questions the idea of a giant Zombie Cyborg security officer NOT being awesome. Meanwhile, Richard-to keep this quick-basically says that he's not THAT desperate to make truce with people who basically decided to be, as far as he can tell, 'independant PZs.'
D-Force Kidd's Top Hat && Bladed Boomerang && Shortener = Secret Agent's Bowler Hat 1/???
+2 to Pricey +1 to Toast
Feyd, the Enderman King 22/25
Lance 31/50
Newb King (Note, NEWB, not NOOB.) 13/17
If Sukard is still alive, she attacks a random GS/PZ enitity.
I use SHENANIGANS to attack the Chief / Disembodied Hand #4 over and over again with the Nerf Bat.
5,000 damage to the 4th Disembodied Hand! Let's just say that was a 'random target' deal and you randomly chose the latter, mkay?
I think I already gave a Level for the Spambow 2000, but just in case, that's Level 6 (2/7)
D-Force Kidd's Top Hat && Bladed Boomerang && Shortener = Secret Agent's Bowler Hat (Level 5: 1/6)
Darude - Sandstorm: NOT to be confused with a certain piece of music, this is a Sandstorm-attuned Darude. A 'Darude,' in this case, is apparently a majjykal device capable of controlling powers related to the weather (so in this case, Sandstorms). A LOT stronger than it seems. Go buckwild and bury your foes in sand.
...I have no idea what I'm doing, maybe I'll get some kind of barista themed powers from this?
Action:
I change Heavy Class Commandment into Assassin form, lunging at the 4th Disembodied Hand in as many timelines as I can compress.
Entity orders:
Shield Princess and Thunderbird Lancer are attacking Clara Dolls
The Wraith will try and Investigate The Chief
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
RW: Ooh, that's new~
SP: Creatures of the Darkness, here?
MZ: Not quite, they feel almost like...
MZ: The Queen of Tears, but not quite?
MZ: I'd know despair fueled magic like that anywhere, but this is just slightly different than usual.
I shrug, maybe I'm imagining the similarity with my home?
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items?: (Used items saved for alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Probably used up?)
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
None? how did I let this happen?
Charges:
Project Fenris 17/50 (+1 from Tazz, +1 from Talist, +2 from Talist): A voice whispers "Once, there was a maiden..."
Can You Spare... A Heart? 2/50: I think it's time to prepare the preparations...
Twoscore Mirror Gaze 2/25: Anyone mind if I tear down all these tombstones? The dead should be walking the earth, not below it
Boosts:
+2 for Talist
+1 for Twin
Psionic Hyena Pin Prototype: Despite being a prototype, this thing gives one a great deal of power over the Telepathic elements of Psychic Powers, up to and including limited Mind control, while also being inconspicuous and small. The eyes of the Hyena on the pin do glow a nice magenta when the power is in use, though.
6/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
My Action: Since apparently I still have no clue how Dark Bowser works, I create a depowered clone of The Chief, and put him in an "interrogation" chamber in the under-construction XCOM Base. This results in The Chief's Clone's brain being torn open for all the secrets on how Dark Bowser works. Oh, and for whatever reason, some of the damage transfers to The Chief himself.
PS: Alright, I have no had much clarification on this: we have 4 seperate charges for a boss attack, can we summon them as 1 single boss or do we have to split up this boss attack into 4 mini-bosses?
Dark Bowser currently isn't active; his attacks will become more relevant if/when the Dark Star Core returns to the main body, but right now, he's basically there to remind everyone he isn't dead JUST yet.
You can use them all at once for the same attack-Summon 1 Boss, or use one ultra-attack to obliterate a boss from high orbit. Being a teamwork-related thing, that's the one time I'll let this kind of thing go beyond 50 as a total.
Let's try one of those powers: levitator enforcer, target the chief, if everything goes as planned now he will get healed by heal considering that he was swapped to begin with, and considering all the devastation that is going on his body I suppose he will start to suffer soon.
In case he is not a suitable target please redirect this to G.F alpha omega.
This is were entity orders would be, sadly all the Martians are dead. All of them, even the one that fakes his death. Oh well that's for later.
+3 toTopazian
the Glory 43/50
Spadaccino 27/50 +1 from Tazz
...... 15/50
a piece of paper with the Library of Babel algorithm generator && matrice limitativa = Babel's Breaker (Level 5: 3/6)
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 3/9)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) 2/?
preview, examine, analyze, everything: Alchemiter > fine = ?
Alchemiter > fine = ERROR! ITEM.EXE NOT FOUND!
This looks to be one of the rare times where alchemy fails to generate a result.
As the Chief was taking reulgar damage before, I'll just ask before you do something dumb: are you REALLY sure you want to do that, mate? I don't say that often. He IS a legitimate target, but, that can be VERY dangerous.
31/50 The being that is itself time
30/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods
16/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
+3 Ire
Blank Spellcard II Danmaku Pattern: 5/6
I continue to laugh, this time in Battlefury's general direction, as I walk out of a portal, easily escaping the cave. Another portal opens up, right above one of the disembodied hands. All the mercury Battlefury was using to try and freeze me pours onto the hand. It is quickly brought up to an extremely high temperature and boils the hand.
You attempt to portal out, only to realize that, quite frankly, you're a little late-The Mercury from within the cave also pours out onto you when you open the portal, tripping you up! Your attack only manages 3,000 damage to the 1st hand...
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level] (Charge)
A mysterious hardcover tome. In addition to acting as a gateway for great beasts to reach through, it absorbs the Hearts of fallen entities for later.
This will definitely help with my long term plans.
*This was meant to become a sort of leveling system later on, but I never got around to it, now it's a component in my semi-plot-important weapon.
Action:
MZ: I've been limiting myself too much, haven't I?
MZ: Trying to pretend I'm a cool hero instead of a glorious monster.
I change Heavy Class Commandment into caster form, but don't attack directly, instead, a nine-headed hydra reaches out of the blade to bite at the 4th Disembodied Hand.
Entity orders:
See above
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
SP: What do you mean limiting yourself?
MZ: What do you think I meant?
MZ: Let me put it the simple way;
MZ: Heroes can defeat Monsters, but lose to Armies.
MZ: Monsters can defeat Armies, but lose to Heroes.
MZ: And Armies can defeat Heroes, but lose to Monsters.
MZ: Which do you think I am?
Inventory:
Nemean Jacket [Level 10] [Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
I proceed to make the Godmodder to listen to lots of narmy voice acting, ranging from YTP to infamous lines such as "METAL BAWKSES" , "COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION", "they played us like a goddamn fiddle" among others.
UserZero (being the capital G godmodder right now) is immune to damage via the barrier!
But then she hears the Spooky Scary Skeletons music from around her, and she follows the music
But then outside his armour,
Sp00pinat0r: I THINK I W0NT BE LASTING THAT L0NG AFTER THAT (N0 N0 N0, I D0N'T WANT T0 BREAK THE F0URTH WALL) LUCKILY MY FRIENDS HELP ME F0R THE LAST FEW TURNS...
Sir Shield: *still unconscious*
Sans is coming in 5 more turns...
Ebbotine h0I! 20/30
Heal/Support based Ally 19/50 +1 from Talist and Leon +2 from MeGa
Coarsebot? 5/40
Alchemy Creation:
Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss 3/11
Red Paint && Rocket Launcher && Giant Pistol = ??? 1/11 (Part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree (The REKT Cannon is Level 25++ (If i had to make the [REDACTED]))
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Allies Action:
Sir Shield is Stunned!
Lunai heals Sp00pinator as well.
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: I PR0TECT LUNAI AND I MAKE A BLESSING 0F THE SP00PY G0D TO REC0VER MYSELF.
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Revan, +1 Leon
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Light
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits)
6/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
My Action: I bring back the ghosts of the CSI Cyber investigators to haunt The Chief.
EXOS Action: I point out that Richard has, over a long period of time, consumed a dangerous substance called Dihydrogen Monoxide, or DHMO, that I snuck into his food and water using time travel.
The Chief ignores them, as he never did anything to them (that he recalls)
Richard points out that Dihydrogen Monoxide is just another way of saying H2O, or, in layman's terms, Water. He calls your bluff through-and-through, as you couldn't have done that without penetrating his veil, and it's harmless anyways!
Hyperstorm Boss 27/50 +1 from exos, +3 from crusher +2 from nulitor
+1 nulitor, +1 crusher, +1 hecter
John:
Current Form: Beast:
Forms:
Beast:
10% Minicrit chance
Minicrit Chain
???
???
(After I unlock every form, I may change the leveling up system so that I will only gain experience for the respective form i'm in, as it would be a lot easier and make much more sense.)
John grabs fear no anvil in his teeth and charges the sp00pinator. The hammer slips out of his teeth and is ricochets off a wall and into it's face. Unfortunately sp00p just starts crying. Even more unfortunately, John doesn't care, and shreds him to pieces.
Alchemies:
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Attack: Impossibly, ridiculously, hilariously, and incredibly painful. Maybe not in HP, but to the character feeling it, the pain is so great it transcends existence
I send this entity at Spoopinator from behind, allowing them to get an attack in before dying.
The World's Most OP Entity doesn't think it's all that OP. Nevertheless, it complies! touching sp00pinator is somehow enough to quality for the 1 damage to kill it! 10,000 damage to the sp00pinator!
I don't know who I should attack... So I just attack whoever it would be most helpful if I attacked, with... THE BASIC ATTACK OF BASICNESS! It does basic damage with the basic attribute, the basic augmentation, and basically all basic base values from the basicness attack are set to the value dictated by this Visual Basic program.
I also go and get some supplies to make weapons with.
Welcome, MerrryKirisame! Your attack randomly targets the 3rd Disembodied Hand for 16,000 damage! Good start.
You randomly assemble an odd golden statue, a blue nightcap, 9 Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottles, a Wooden doorframe, 9 Arrowheads, and a fragment of Bedrock from all the insane attacks being tossed around like confetti.
I'm tired and feeling somewhat uninspired, so I roll a d6 to determine what happens. This attack is sponsored by the CULT OF THE SMALL ROCK.
(1: Pebble. Chief. Impact.)
(2: A moderate- sized rock hits the Chief.)
(3: A boulder is launched via catapult at the Chief from afar.)
(4: A mountain materializes above the chief, and is promptly grinded into a ton of boulders which rain down upon the Chief from above.)
(5: The Chief falls into a sinkhole, and the sinkhole's walls promptly collapse upon him, not only crushing him, but burying him several feet beneath the ground. Said sinkhole is also filled with lava.)
(6: The Chief is promptly teleported into the Elemental Plane of Lots of Rocks, and falls upon somebody's rock statue. The Chief is promptly arrested, sent to rock court, and is sentenced to getting stoned to death. He's then placed into a colosseum, and giant rock soldiers are flung from the walls of the arena to crush him. Upon hitting him and bouncing off, they unfurl, and start punching him. After about twenty-two hours of this, he's teleported back to the battlefield.)
| Charges |
The Dead Pool 28/35
Old Spice 36/50 (+5 various)
Not a car! 24/25
| Alchemy |
NEW: ! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 5/11)
NEW: (Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat && Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab= Sodarayg (Level 10 - 7/11)
Ring of Fate && (Yu-Gi-Oh Card Holder/Launcher || Tarot Cards + Colonel Sassacre's Unabridged Unparallelled Magical Compedium of Dastardly Card Tricks) && Taboo Dice = Destiny (Level 10 - 10/11)
1+ to Ire 1+ to Talist 1+ to MeGa
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
| Action |
~Toast ships User-Zero with Engie. The resulting ship name is Engiezero. In fact, the name strikes a stunning resmblance to another ship that the saltwater scourge known as ~Toast piloted...
UserZero's had weirder ships that she's been a part of, and is totally unfazed!
I withdraw a guitar-shaped sword from hammerspace and slam it into the ground, where it breaks into 429 pieces. I then pick up each piece and store it in my inventory. I then jump 14 times, then quickly pretend to have a seizure for 4 seconds. After that, the very fabric of reality changes to spawn a giant triangle above the Chief. I eject the pieces into the triangle in a particular order, pausing for exactly 14 milliseconds between each ejection, then have another fake seizure upon the last piece reaching the ground. While I have this fake seizure, the Chief is cut into fifteen pieces and tossed into a random portal to the Plane of Gamma Radiation.
"Uh... you feel asleep. Like always. You should focus on getting over there, and figuring out what the hockey sticks is going on."
"Hmm ... ok. That sounds good."
I run over to the battlefield, tap the nearest humanoid on the shoulder and ask...
"What the frig is going on here?"
"Smooth."
4/25 Queen Ant.
3/25 Redwood.
You tap sp00pinator on his shoulder, who calmly explains the existence of the Gatekeeper (a major PZ boss that must die to proceed), the chief (another boss that is bodyguarding the first), and so much other stuff it's hard to keep track, though those two are the main battlefield-related issues. Welcome back, FeatheredDragon!
I have the Chief listen to Lil' Hunter's horrible taunting laugh! The damage to his dignity and the frustration that follows is enough to deal damage to him.
I guess I'll start a charge, for... Asterix. 1/510 (Do you have to control your entities after they're summoned?)
Then I sneak up and attack attack the Zombie Chief with a powerful, GLOWING...
the suspenseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 9,000 damage to the Chief!
Entities are predominately under your control-if you give them an order they'll follow it to the best of their ability. However, in case you don't, they'll handle themselves.
| Charges |
The Dead Pool 29/35
Old Spice 37/50
Not a car! 25/25 EXPENDED
They will be sundered. 1/40
| Alchemy |
NEW: ! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 5/11)
NEW: (Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat && Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab= Sodarayg (Level 10 - 8/11)
Ring of Fate && (Yu-Gi-Oh Card Holder/Launcher || Tarot Cards + Colonel Sassacre's Unabridged Unparallelled Magical Compedium of Dastardly Card Tricks) && Taboo Dice = Destiny (Level 10 - 10/11) DONE.
Destiny is a shoulder/arm-mounted card launcher covered in intricate patterns and tracings. On the forearm is an orange, eye-like orb that burns silently. Each card that is launched has effects based on the card, varying in strength with a roll of the die that lies visible inside the forearm. While random, Destiny is heavily connected to Chance and Fate and indirectly has connection to Souls. There will be dice rolls.
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
| Action |
~T: LAND HO!
The Engiezero ship pulls into port, port being the Chief. ~Toast found herself standing on top, Gangplank's Calibre in hand and 25 charges at her back. This was definitely Not a car! The sheer force of the ship runs the Chief into the ground. Suddenly the Chief noticed that the ground was no longer the ground, and in fact the sea! (Terrain change: Oceanic Platform - Nautical entities gain 20% dodge, AZ entities reduce dodge chance by 15% while attacking (returns to normal after their attack). ~Toast rides parallel to the Chief, firing all 200 cannons from her warship. The cannonballs explode and fill the water with tides of blood. As the 25 charges fade, the Engiezero ship cuts through the Chief and rides off into the distance. ~Toast punches the Chief in the nose or nose-analogue before the charge fades completely. That's the flipping spirit.
~Toast strides back to the platform, blood covered feet staining the steel mesh of the platform.
Something Big: 37/50 (+1 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 37/50 (+1 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 38/50 (+1 from battlefury13)
+3 to battlefury13
Walker decides to actually take two actions this turn, and deciding again that Quote needs to be defeated, goes after him again with sword in hand. Hey, it's been a while since he set up a combo, so why not do that this time? Specifically, since there's only really one target that he really wants dead, it wouldn't hurt to do Destruction - Fandango Triad Triad, now would it? Also, there's something rather graceful about using a dance type as part of an attack, so maybe that'll be for style points. Style seems to be a rather important thing in this game.
John creates a dart board and spins it around. This dart board contains faces of all his enemies. Grabbing a dart, John grabs a dart and it lands on... "THE SHIELD PRINCESS, YES, NOW I KNOW TRUE ANGER, I WILL DESTROY IT"
He grabs the brittlestoker throws it at the dartboard, straight at the shield princess. The dartboard disappears and the weapon launches into the air, homes in on the enemy and stabs her, multiple times. It then returns to John's hand.
Alchemies:
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
Scalding Unholy Water X1
18,000 damage due to somehow stabbing someone with a hammer!
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (Level 8: 3/9)
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer
Designed to be the next improvement of the Warmaster Rocket Hammer by Seerus, the plans were hidden deep within his secret arsenal when he suspected threats from other members of the Crimson Order. Long forgotten, they have been obtained by Bomber through some means. Now, the weapon can finally be brought to life. Bomber replaced the standard fuel used for the engines with Pyrothelene; something that wasn't on the schematics. Adamantium serves to be a harder material for the hammer's head. Lastly, Oiler Gel comes from a species of slimes called... Oilers. Being highly flammable, this gel is prized for its numerous uses.
10,000 damage to the 4th Disembodied Hand! No burn this time, sadly.
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 1/11)
The Annoying Dog Unleashes EXTREMELY COOL SLASHER! The power of an amazing sword maniftests as basically a swarm of their tinier cousins, slashing into the emperor of sp00p! 65,000 damage to the sp00pinator! Sukard rages and slashes at the Nebula Pillar, dealing 20,000 damage! The Christmas Tree loses 10,000 HP and spawns two presents, then gifts the Hostiles +1s...Which there are none of. Boooooooooooooooo. This is so uncool that UserZero agrees and strips its +1,000 HP per turn quality. Fennia unleashes the power of NAND upon the Disembodied Heart, dealing 32,000 damage! The NICEMEME random-fires at the Luiselotte, obliterating them in a shower of calenders marked to Garbage Day!
The Vortex Monolith continues giving cloak! The Scout Drones pick off the remaining Lilia! The outrage of this makes the Clara dolls upgrade to REAL Tears from the woe of losing all their friends, making it MUCH more effective! The BA Slasher, as ordered by nulitor, copies the Chief's 'sunlight' vulnerability! It promptly takes 75,000 damage from the resulting debuff and not actually wearing the hats properly, and dies instantly! The Dark Star Core realizes it's not stunned, and promptly rips into sp00pinator and the Guitar that the Guitar Solo is being played on! 10,000 damage to the Sp00pinator, and -5% Intensity for the Solo! The Nebula Monolith, as a result of all of this, spawns 3 White Flares and two flares of the other two colors! Apparently your own entities count as damage done by GS entities as long as you caused it, so at least the BA Slasher basically committing suicide wasn't a TOTAL loss...
The Sp00pinator guards Lunai while his shield gets back into order! The Baneblade fires all weapons directly at the Chief, dealing 25,000 damage! The Shard of the Drakon combo's in for another 20,000 damage! The absense of space where General Tor's Mechsuit is vanishes! the Wraith researches the chief and gets information...Just not on HIM. Apparently, he is an associate of Godmodding Incorporated, and is in charge of guarding various personell-though sadly, only a few came up. The Caster, The Crafter and The Craven-a Skeleton, Enderman and Witch, respectively. There are more than that, apparently, but he couldn't find out information about them.
The Guitar Solo regains some more intensity from the suggested songs before it hits another Power Chord! 50K worth of damage rolls over the field, this time to the Neutral side! The damage is split between the Annoying Dog and Fennia, dealing 25,000 damage each, and then healing the sp00pinator by 25,000! It's intensity then lowers further, and even further due to the weather. The Shield Princess attacks the Clara Dolls with a Shield Bash from above, dealing a rather pathetic 5 damage to one. The Thunderbird Lancer WOULD help right now, but that NOISE just shakes it off! I then recall Lance of Glass and Shield of Chalk as being things. Quote's illness causes him to take 10,000 damage, and his sputtering cough infects the Shard of the Drakon! He nevertheless pulls out his best marksmanship against the Duke of flies, destroying all of his flies and dealing 47,000 damage! Sir Shield recovers from his stun! Lunai heals Sp00pinator for another 20,000 HP! Hezetor copies form the 1st ESFB and grabs their standard Evasiveness, which is 40%, a MUCH better passive, before being unable to use them for ability copying more. Finally, The Chef-Class Imperator Titan utterly obliterates the Instant Army Regiment with a startling array of death, while Ramsey slices up the G.F. Alpha-Omega for 10,000 damage!
The G.F. Alpha-Omega realizes that it can't really do much about its condition, and resolves that, instead of hoping for a Wrap Up that isn't going to happen, to instead recycle! The Crew quickly set about into creating a Barricade for the non-boss entities-it's weak, but it'll protect them all! Well, from non-aerial attackers, anyways. THe Duke of Flies, meanwhile, gets angry that his flies keeps dying, and opts to ram into the Guitar Solo, disrupting it by 7%! Princess notices her Shield counterpart upon the Thunderbird Lancer, and then notices a random crossbow sitting beside her. Picking it up, she goes into some kind of insane frenzy and fires rapidly at her with an unedning salvo of Crossbow bolts, dealing an impressive 10,000 damage against an entity so defensively inclined! The Clara Dolls are on the verge of legitimate tears after the wipeout of their entire party, bar them, and get ANGRY about it. They promptly rock out to the tune and rock the Guitar Solo to the core, slapping out another 5% Intensity! The EBARF leads a temporary foray into GS territorty to obliterate the Scout Drones, who were caught spying on them, killing all but 5! The Charge Abomination gobbles up various Scout Drones, destroying the remainders!
The Tombstones convene, and being a HUGE group right now, and swiftly make short work of Quote, leaving him with 9,000 HP total! the Chief, meanwhile, smashes the Wraith under his massive leg for 45,000 damage! Then, he tosses both of his bombs directly at the Vortex Monolith, destroying the Karmic Barrier! This ends his Empress effect.
The 1st Disembodied Hand draws a card! The Empress, again! It's applied to the Duke of Flies! The Low Knife Clusters slice away at the Baneblade, but the Shield of Snowflakes provided ensures the frontal assault results in only a Glance. -1 Hull Point! The Medium Knife Clusters shiskebabs the low-defense Thunderbird Phoenix, killing it! Shield Princess floats to the ground safely via Shield Parachute. The High knife Clusters home in on Hezetor, literally the only flying target available, and test his newfound evasion! Good news: You passed. The 3rd and 2nd Disembodied Hands slap Quote right out of here, and the 4th applies Knuckledusters to Fennia, dealing 5,000 damage! The Disembodied Heart lets loose a barrage against Fennia to deal an additional 10,000 damage, before spawning a massive-looking maggot-a Lil' Chub! Twitchy herself brings her two best hands to bear against the Shield Princess and the Baneblade, dealing 15,000 damage to the former and none to the latter, but stunning both.
Richard +2s Crystal and Merry, and then drops the Bass. Literally, dropping Bass right onto the Dark Star Core. It dodges the actual drop, only to forget Bass is actually a very dangerous robot master with a built-in blaster, and subsequently loses all three tentacles, then 30,000 HP, in the resulting assault. Bass then randomly self-destructs, nevertheless satisfying Richard.
UserZero +3s all PZ allies-this gives the Charge Abomination +12,000 Max HP and +6,000 current HP! She then yawns. Several other entities start yawning, and they start to get drowsy, and suddenly fall asleep. Among the afflicted are Sp00pinator, the Shard, Sukard, and the Vortex Monolith (let's just say it stopped hovering and dropped down). They sleep pleasently and deeply, despite the carnage. UserZero proceeds to then pull out four nooses, put all four of their neck-analouges into the noose, hang said nooses close to a tree, and then remove the tree out of the ground and crush all four with it. They're all promptly put onto the atomic level in terms of their largest particles-that is to say, they are dead, dead, dead and dead, respectively.
Terrain: Oceanic Platform. Nautical entities get 20% dodge. AZ entities ignore up to 15% dodge chance when attacking.
Weather: ?!Noise: 10% Chance to stop non-PZ attacks. -8% Intensity to the Guitar Solo per turn. II
[AZ?] sans: ???. arrival: iiiiiiiiii
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[N] NICEMEME: 80,000/80,000 HP. Counterattacks all attackers.
[GS] Dark Bowser: 0/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Unable to act until the Dark Star Core is returned!
[GS] Dark Star Core: 30,000/60,000 HP. Tentacles: 0/6,000 HP x3. Bodyguarding the Core! Glasses: 0/9,600 x2. 2 random Tentacles have 100% dodge chance while either is alive (doesn't stack!) Double-target. I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII
[GS] Nebula Monolith: 60,000/80,000 HP. Generates Flares, which grant buffs.
[GS] John: 15/15 HP. Beast Mode: 10% Minicrit chance + Minicrit Chain. Soul of the Captain: III (Minicrit Chance, +2 Armor)
AZ Damage: 60,000/50,000
PZ Damage: 55,000/150,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Baneblade: 6/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Tank Shock: II Shield of Snowflakes: I Stunned!
[AZ] Wraith: 70,000/100,000 HP. Super Evasive (40%). Cannot attack; Can Scan to gather information about any entity. Action: Scan the Chief!
[AZ] Guitar Solo: 40% Intensity [||||||||||].
[AZ] Shield Princess: 52,000/80,000 HP. High defense, low attack. Shield of Chalk: 15% Increase. Riding Thunderbird Lancer! Shield of Snowflake: I Stunned!
[AZ] Sir Shield: 335,000/430,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can bodyguard multiple entities at once and occasionally (20%) block attacks. Enrages if Lunai dies. Large Counter: III Reinforce Shield: IIII Summon Mini-Shield: IIIII ULTIMATE, Shield of the Great Warlord: IIIIIIIIIIII. Stunned!
[AZ] Lunai: 250,000/250,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can heal. Enrages if Sir Shield dies. Healing Fire: III Heal Bunny: IIIII Healing Roar: IIIIIIII ULTIMATE, Blessing of the Heal Master: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII. Action: Heal sp00pinator!
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20. 1 Armor. Airborn. Super-Evasive (40%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII). Note: All copy actions will now be separate from regular actions and go here instead.
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan: 450,000/450,000 HP. Void Shields: 100,000/100,000 HP +20,000 HP per turn (can be penetrated). Plasma Annihilator: IIII IRON CHEF: IIIIII. Action: Attack the Instant Raman Army!
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Good Eats: IIII
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Attack increases every turn. Action: Attack the G.F. Alpha-Omega!
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Guest Star: III
[PZ] Wooden Barricade: 20,000/20,000 HP. Guarding all other entities!
[PZ] The Duke of Flies: 40,000/150,000 HP. Spawns Flies. Empress: II
[PZ] Clara Dolls: 10/10 HP x13, 5/10 x1. Tears: III
[PZ] Battlefury13's Evil Band of Anti-Richard Friends: 100000/100000 HP. Call For Help: IIIII EBARF: IIIII
[PZ] Charge Abomination: 46,000/52,000 HP. Charge Bar: IIIIIIIIII. Can be assisted.
[PZ] Lil' Chub: 170,000/170,000 HP.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 18/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x12.
[PZ-BOSS] The Chief: 72,000/1,000,000 HP. Donut Mess: IIII. Aspect of Decay: IIIIIIII. Hat: 226,000/400,000 HP. Top Off: IIIDefending Twitchy! Paralyzed: I.
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS]Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 567,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Currently shielded by the Red Array of Death! Low Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 HP x1; 62,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x1; 68,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Air. Disembodied Hands: 93,000/166,000 HP x1 (4th); 69,000/166,000 HP x1 (3rd); 5,000/166,000 x1 (2nd) 4,000/166,000 HP x1 (1st); Can Draw. Red Array of Death: Shielding Twitchy! Disembodied Heart: 105,400/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies! Can only spawn hands if any are dead!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 11/12. Discard Pile: Empress. Card Selection: III
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 28/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 123/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-Invulnerable! Leaning on a Plunger Detonator...
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||]Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||]Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 29/?(+2 from proof)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
Then thanks to T1 I use greater consumptive field then I summon 10^100 chickens who all die instantly near me(because of the various curses against summoning repetition and if it does not apply I try to have them have less than 10 HP so that they die instantly thanks to the aura) and thus I gain 2*10^100 amount of strength since the strenght gained is 2*the number of creatures killed by the aura in one turn.
With that strength I attack Lunai by repetitively smashing the universe at it thanks to the fact that dnd carry capacity is exponential with strength and that I have 2*10^100 strength which is clearly enough to carry all the known universe since it can be done largely with 10000 strength.
Of course that is not really more efficient than smashing the universe at the target the regular way.
But yes: this hilarious spell works this way if you apply the rule compendium of 3.5 edition.
And the fact you can itemize everything that you can carry.
My spell-book contains greater consumptive field because recasters can add to their arcane list spells from any class spell list so they can after that write it in a spellbook.
Of course you can take this prc after having acceded to N+1th level spells thanks to the epic progression and then take any spell from level N adn then have the arcane version of it and write it in a spellbook.
I tell UserZero that this is why I said "Ain't cool enough", althrough I concede that one in particular had a slight chance of me proposing a GS/PZ truce, if it weren't because both would have turned on each other too quickly (OK, that would have happened in either case, but the AZs would have been more likely to wait until said common enemy is down).
I record all the awful VA I tried to use before, and I set it up so it's expanded edition plays as soon as the barrier is down. After that, I proceed to drop a lot of deadly poisonous zanzibar hamsters on Lilia, and I teleport around the PZs' area while telling them to just give up because no-one is really interested in killing any of them but UserZero.
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My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
Flowey: And since when was ANYONE here a human? And when could Papyrus see someone's aura? Do we even HAVE auras in the underground? Flowey: Granted, Papyrus doesn't know what a human looks like.
Flowey: But at the very least YOU should.
Flowey: And who would even be teaching people about me besides myself? That's just. I mean, sure, you're all a bunch of quotespammers, but at least think things through before you quote.
Flowey: By the way, it's spelled "bonafide."
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Flowey is here. Flowey is here. Oh godmodder.
I totally didn't try to introduce you to the Acolyte in another dimension or anything, Flowey.
/null
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My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
One of the most awesome gunships ever: 10/50 (Switched because I'm going to make something even more awesome).
Lots of bling: 7/14
I proceed to go AZ, but I make a deal with the GSs: I won't attack them if they don't attack me (AKA I'm AZ-ish) by secretly pointing out (AKA the AZs don't know in-character) that I'll later turn on the other godmodder once UserZero dies.
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My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
I use the bedrock fragment to carve the wooden door into various wooden materials and make wooden tools/sword. Then I take all the unused splinters and pieces of wood and shove them down The Chief's throat.
Also I guess I'll try my hand at some alchemies.
Blue Nightcap || Bedrock Fragment = ? (1/?)
Bedrock Fragment || Odd Gold Statue = Golden Fragment (1/?)
B E C A U S E P W E ' R E A G O I N G C T O T K I L L ? Y O U. : )
All ominous foreshadowing aside, wheels are in motion, and you should prepare for everything you know to change in... just... 7... turns. Give or take, there's some erratic behavior to our posts. Actually, I suppose it'd have to wait until Twin finishes up summoning Flowey. Anyways, it's going to be fun.
Re-echeladder 2/50
Lin-Willdrew 21/50
??? 22/50
Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Amptitan Rifles 9/11
I glare at the chief. I get really annoyed. REALLY annoyed. Annoyed beyond comprehension. My annoyed-ness is boosted by the false memers plaguing this land. I channel this annoyed-ness, and fire it in a concentrated blast at the chief!
Truth Inherently 1/50
Reality itself 1/50
All the Snakes. All of them. 21/50
Meme Gun && Radiation from the sun = Praise the Sun 7/9
The "A","F", and "K" keys from a keyboard && Meme Gun = ??? 1/??
Walker: level 2, 642500 damage
Something Big: 37/50 (+1 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 37/50 (+1 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 38/50 (+1 from battlefury13)
+3 to battlefury13
Walker decides to actually take two actions this turn, and deciding again that Quote needs to be defeated, goes after him again with sword in hand. Hey, it's been a while since he set up a combo, so why not do that this time? Specifically, since there's only really one target that he really wants dead, it wouldn't hurt to do Destruction - Fandango Triad Triad, now would it? Also, there's something rather graceful about using a dance type as part of an attack, so maybe that'll be for style points. Style seems to be a rather important thing in this game.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
The
Hidden RogueHunter 23/50Chaos Envelops 24/25
Hyperstorm Boss 28/50
John
Current Form: Beast:
Forms:
Beast:
10% Minicrit chance
Minicrit Chain
???
???
"Hmmm, who do I shred now..."
John creates a dart board and spins it around. This dart board contains faces of all his enemies. Grabbing a dart, John grabs a dart and it lands on... "THE SHIELD PRINCESS, YES, NOW I KNOW TRUE ANGER, I WILL DESTROY IT"
He grabs the brittlestoker throws it at the dartboard, straight at the shield princess. The dartboard disappears and the weapon launches into the air, homes in on the enemy and stabs her, multiple times. It then returns to John's hand.
Alchemies:
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
Scalding Unholy Water X1
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Scourge of the Beast: 15/50 ================================================== (+1 from Crystal)
The Executioner: 15/50 ================================================== (+2 from Crystal)
+3 to Twin
Bomber pulls out the R.N.G. once more, aiming it at the 4th Disembodied Hand. He pulled the lever...
[ BAR | FIRE | FIRE ]
(8 1 1)
Hot flames spew out of the front of the gun, bathing the hand in hot agony. Average damage with a chance to burn, naturally.
R.N.G. && Shoddy Reroller = Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. (Level 10: 4/11)
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (Level 8: 3/9)
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer
Designed to be the next improvement of the Warmaster Rocket Hammer by Seerus, the plans were hidden deep within his secret arsenal when he suspected threats from other members of the Crimson Order. Long forgotten, they have been obtained by Bomber through some means. Now, the weapon can finally be brought to life. Bomber replaced the standard fuel used for the engines with Pyrothelene; something that wasn't on the schematics. Adamantium serves to be a harder material for the hammer's head. Lastly, Oiler Gel comes from a species of slimes called... Oilers. Being highly flammable, this gel is prized for its numerous uses.
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Flowey: Hah. You IDIOT.
Flowey: You can't even use proper grammar.
Flowey: And since when was ANYONE here a human? And when could Papyrus see someone's aura? Do we even HAVE auras in the underground?
Flowey: Granted, Papyrus doesn't know what a human looks like.
Flowey: But at the very least YOU should.
Flowey: And who would even be teaching people about me besides myself? That's just. I mean, sure, you're all a bunch of quotespammers, but at least think things through before you quote.
Flowey: By the way, it's spelled "bonafide."
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Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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"Flowey...is actually right on some counts. I mean, he could have said it more nicely if he had any reason to care. However, he is right that no one here is fully human (at least, not anymore). Though, I think there are others who could teach people about you...
SPOILERS FOR UNDERTALE!!!
Asriel. I mean, you suffered a fate I would not wish upon anyone, all because you tried to help a friend who, frankly, didn't deserve it. Though, I guess I should call you Chara, since I think that former child appears to have enough influence over you to spur you to genocide. TWICE.
You are the final boss on two of the three major paths, and must be faced at least twice in order to get the true ending.
JUST RUN INTO THE
BULLETSFRIENDLINESS PELLETS, right?But...for all your tricks, for all your schemes, for all that you tried to kill Frisk...
The only emotion I feel when I look at the monster who physically cannot feel emotion is pity.
Oh, look, I just taught everyone here everything you'd need to know about Flowey.
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
ESP Railgun: A railgun cackling with Psionic energy. Firing it creates a massive bolt of Psionics to obliterate whatever happened to get in the way.
Coin Launcher || ESP Railgun == only my railgun (Level 8: 1/9)
Charge Abomination Summoned, and the Weather has changed!
They'll do as you say.
You block one attack from hitting sp00pinator!
Curing an infection is definitely not that easy. You deal 4,000 damage to the Vortex Monolith!
Sp00pinator manages to dethrone you through a peaceful deliberation, but your antics nevertheless deal 8,000 damage to the sp00pinator!
D20X3 & D10 = D15x3 (Level 3: 1/4)
UserZero doesn't really respond, except immediately to laugh with you, as long as you do. It's mocking, ridiculous, and drowns you out completely. she doens't explain, nor state, nor reason, nor even respond, beyond her laughter.
You then realize that, while certainly an oddball name, you do NOT in fact have a 100% reliable source to PROVE it is her name, and Richard's first name certainly hasn't given anything major away about him. Meanwhile, UserZero is an aetheist (as is Richard)! She doesn't believe in gods! She also could be referring to herself by another username, a nickname, a corruption of her actual name, called herself that due to a moment, ect. Possibilities are still endless, she gave you even less than Richard did (and you needed the confirmation of an Omniscient to get Richard's name.)
Similarly, that excuse has no further words for you, and all things considered, I doubt he ever will.
1,000 damage to each Disembodied Hand!
Richard's armor has extremely high fire defense, to the point where he can walk up to the base and one-shot it! The resulting burst of heat reverts the field to 'normal,' by which I mean 'what it was prior to your attack.' You also successfully dunk FBSN into a cave filled with Mercury, debuffing his next attack.
UserZero gives you a smug grin. For that matter, so does Richard.
Thankfully, actually carrying out that potential threat would be a huge waste of time for both, so...
HAX!!!!!!!!: A telekinesis rig, filled with computer monitors, allowing whoever steps into the rig minor control over the code. This is a LOT stronger than it sounds; the base code of minecraft is effectively its reality, meaning you now have improved reality warping. Of course, the rig's specialities are moving things any which way.
Bluster Flailbldae: A Flailbldae, normal-appearing but carrying the scent of potato chips and the feel of a cool breeze with it at all times. This comands a level of air-based powers, allowing you such feats as swinging this to create tornados or currents of air fast enough to cut. Logic be darned, this thing is awesome!
14,000 damage to the Chief!
15,000 damage to the Chief!
Hoooo boy. Seeing as you get 3.5 tokens per post and those are passives that I would give pause to on REGULAR ENTITIES, I'll demand the following balance changes:
-Force of the World's extra HP is Overheal and will gradually wither down to the base over time. Fame Tokens spent here will cause the entity to spawn with more Overheal.
-Elemental Surge makes the entity spawn with half of its charge points to all charges. (Let's keep in mind, this means you get a 3-turn charge entity's attack immediately).
-Conviction, Legends to Surpass and Writing Pages cost 4,4,4 to start instead of 2,2,2. Progression for Legends to Surpass and Writing Pages is +2 for each buy-in.
-Progression for Conviction, given the above, will either still be doubled, or if you get rid of regen, will be +4.
Alternatively, I'll let you have the much lower costs...BUT, if you die, you lose everything and must restart getting those passives from scratch.
Does either sound a fair trade to you? I won't add you until you respond.
24,000 damage to Quote, shortened to 18,000 due to the Shield of Snowflake!
10,000 damage to the 4th Disembodied Hand!
I didn't forget the Baneblade's reload, which is why I alternated its damage between 25,000 and 15,000-the former is when the main cannon fired.
34,000 damage to the 2nd Disembodied Hand!
Imperator-Class Chef Titan summoned! the First AZ boss!
Focused 40,000 damage to the 2nd Disembodied Hand!
Your lightsabre skills will deflect one attack from sp00pinator or Lunai, whichever gets hit first.
Song request taken!
Godmodder477: Either a trap, or something that is basically a trap bar the horrific physical dismemberment one usually associates with traps made by UserZero.
Godmodder477: Either way, her mind is too well-guarded for that to have been unintentionally exposed.
20,000 damage to the 2nd Disembodied Hand! The 'crummy' iron-capped wooden wand somehow turns out to be level 3.
Due to the other charge not being successful (yet), 28,000 damage to the Chief!
Just checking here, for no particular reason other than curiosity: Does Inari need sunlight to live? Like, actual sunlight?
Tier One: THE Spellbook. Every magical incantion that an Arcane Caster (from D&D) could ever hope to cast, from EVERY edition, is in here, ready. At-will. WISH. AT WILL. I don't need to explain this any better than AT-WILL WISH.
I'll admit: The ONE thing preventing your attack from being a winner is you saying you did 0 damage. Because it could have done more, Richard exploits your settling for 0 to also settle for 0, thereby making it 0!
Godmodder477: Honestly, my first time hearing this was only a few minutes ago! You keep muttering about it whenever it gets brought up, for some reason.
NEW: 8 Klein Star Omegas1 && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Klein Star Module (Level 5: 1/6)
(1) Klein Star Omega: Not related to the Omega rank on the godmodding ladder. Stores 51,200,000 EMC each for a total of 409,600,000 EMC.
NEW: Fire Arrow && Water Arrow && Earth Arrow && Air Arrow && Order Arrow && Entropy Arrow1 = Arrow of the Primal2 (Level 6: 1/7)
I'll be honest, you didn't make a ludicrously massive fuss out of it, so you're good. I would advise, for the future, to explicitly NOT make entities have any 'immortal' tendancies if you can help it, as that's just kind of aggrivating-everything should be able to die. Nobody likes THOSE kinds of characters, as this is the game all about killing them.
25,000 damage to the Thunderbird Lancer! Fennia will do as you say!
Somehow, blocked by Revan's lightsaber skills!
Technically, Revan blocked it, but you nevertheless heal sp00pinator for 6,000 HP.
Cake && Gun = Cake-Firing Gun (Level 1: 1/2)
I agree wholeheartedly. It does take TWO turns to make this, mate.
Poison Staff && Spider Gland = Spider Staff (Level 3: 1/4)
Khaydarian Crystal: Congradulations. You have constructed a(very tiny)n additional Pylon. You must construct more. All memes aside, this thing radiates Psionic energy to the point where an upscaled version could power whole buildings. And it does. Hence why you need to construct additional Pylons. Yes, It's a Starcraft reference.
NinjaV2403, I AMreading your posts-I MAY have missed that one, though. The Hermit Vote doesn't really change anything, sadly. I edited the Stealth Meter (methinks) and it'll be refuneded if not; I swear I saw that attack, though just in case you're getting a crit bonus for this action. As for that, well, let's do me and yourself a favor: KEEP THE ALCHEMY INGREDIENTS IN THE ALCHEMY POSTS. I really do not operate a forge-alike as, given the rate of updates, that would delay things even worse. Let's try that again.
You serendipitiously realize you confused the REAL weapon for a similar flamethrower you already have (and in case you forgot, you DID make a weapon who's description would fit what I gave you before). You inspect the REAL item you have just alchemized-this mean-looking machine is oddly akin to a harpoon gun, red primarily with gold decals. Of course, there's no rope attached to the Harpoon, and said 'Harpoon' is an explosive Golden Trident. The tridents fired from this weapon explode into crimson infernos, not to be confused with the Red Sun-despite that, this infernal weapon still does truckloads of damage and can burn the skin of even, say, a Magma Slime.
Critted 46,000 damage to Quote! the Crit penetrates the Defense buff!
Nebula Monolith summoned!
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) (Level 8: 1/9)
I believe that method above is a reference. That being said, the information you look to find is...Interesting. You cannot find information regarding how many Universes UserZero would theoretically destroy if she kept rank and defeated Richard-The information is obscrufated by the Veil. However, even with that, the Scope also points you to the Plunger.
...Uh-oh.
As for your OTHER question: Technically, any Paradox could theoretically harm UserZero, so really it's all up to chance if one spawned from Richard failing to ascend and killing UserZero, and one of them damaged her afterwards. However, you note something weird and related, because my wording there didn't explicitly state 'richard's death,'; as it turns out, ONLY those two events would spawn paradoxes. Richard dying in the process of killing her and ascending to Omega Plus in his last breath would NOT, for some reason.
This really just leads to a lot of questions.
UserZero proceeds to detonate both artifacts to keep you from finding out more.
As for Babel's breaker, given you said its output is limited to 23 letters to begin with (or something like that), there's no way it would in the first place, sadly. You'd merely get a version of the Babel's LIbrary that would produce random text with 23 characters. That being said, most straight-omniscience giving things are Level 10. I suggest somehow acquiring a Magic Cueball. If you can somehow peer through its pure white and not-at-all-transparent surface, you could learn anything through just a question.
NICEMEME Summoned! it'll do as you say! 13,000 damage to the Chief!
GLaDOS was already summoned in DTG1...And for the sake of everyone, probably shouldn't be summoned again. Please no.
8,000 damage to the Chief!
UserZero questions the idea of a giant Zombie Cyborg security officer NOT being awesome. Meanwhile, Richard-to keep this quick-basically says that he's not THAT desperate to make truce with people who basically decided to be, as far as he can tell, 'independant PZs.'
5,000 damage to the 4th Disembodied Hand! Let's just say that was a 'random target' deal and you randomly chose the latter, mkay?
I think I already gave a Level for the Spambow 2000, but just in case, that's Level 6 (2/7)
D-Force Kidd's Top Hat && Bladed Boomerang && Shortener = Secret Agent's Bowler Hat (Level 5: 1/6)
Darude - Sandstorm: NOT to be confused with a certain piece of music, this is a Sandstorm-attuned Darude. A 'Darude,' in this case, is apparently a majjykal device capable of controlling powers related to the weather (so in this case, Sandstorms). A LOT stronger than it seems. Go buckwild and bury your foes in sand.
Psionic Hyena Pin Prototype: Despite being a prototype, this thing gives one a great deal of power over the Telepathic elements of Psychic Powers, up to and including limited Mind control, while also being inconspicuous and small. The eyes of the Hyena on the pin do glow a nice magenta when the power is in use, though.
Dragon Coffee && Basic Spellbook = Coffemancy for dummies (Level 5: 1/6)
6,000 damage to the 4th Disembodied Hand!
Dark Bowser currently isn't active; his attacks will become more relevant if/when the Dark Star Core returns to the main body, but right now, he's basically there to remind everyone he isn't dead JUST yet.
You can use them all at once for the same attack-Summon 1 Boss, or use one ultra-attack to obliterate a boss from high orbit. Being a teamwork-related thing, that's the one time I'll let this kind of thing go beyond 50 as a total.
14,000 damage to the Chief!
Alchemiter > fine = ERROR! ITEM.EXE NOT FOUND!
This looks to be one of the rare times where alchemy fails to generate a result.
As the Chief was taking reulgar damage before, I'll just ask before you do something dumb: are you REALLY sure you want to do that, mate? I don't say that often. He IS a legitimate target, but, that can be VERY dangerous.
You attempt to portal out, only to realize that, quite frankly, you're a little late-The Mercury from within the cave also pours out onto you when you open the portal, tripping you up! Your attack only manages 3,000 damage to the 1st hand...
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary (Level 10: 1/11)
9,000 damage to the 4th Disembodied Hand!
UserZero (being the capital G godmodder right now) is immune to damage via the barrier!
+3,000 HP to the sp00pinator!
The Chief ignores them, as he never did anything to them (that he recalls)
Richard points out that Dihydrogen Monoxide is just another way of saying H2O, or, in layman's terms, Water. He calls your bluff through-and-through, as you couldn't have done that without penetrating his veil, and it's harmless anyways!
You bust Pricey's barrier from before!
The World's Most OP Entity doesn't think it's all that OP. Nevertheless, it complies! touching sp00pinator is somehow enough to quality for the 1 damage to kill it! 10,000 damage to the sp00pinator!
Welcome, MerrryKirisame! Your attack randomly targets the 3rd Disembodied Hand for 16,000 damage! Good start.
You randomly assemble an odd golden statue, a blue nightcap, 9 Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottles, a Wooden doorframe, 9 Arrowheads, and a fragment of Bedrock from all the insane attacks being tossed around like confetti.
6,000 damage to the G.F. Alpha-Omega!
You roll a 6! 30,000 damage to the Chief!
UserZero's had weirder ships that she's been a part of, and is totally unfazed!
17,000 damage to the Chief!
You tap sp00pinator on his shoulder, who calmly explains the existence of the Gatekeeper (a major PZ boss that must die to proceed), the chief (another boss that is bodyguarding the first), and so much other stuff it's hard to keep track, though those two are the main battlefield-related issues. Welcome back, FeatheredDragon!
8,000 damage to the Chief!
the suspenseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 9,000 damage to the Chief!
Entities are predominately under your control-if you give them an order they'll follow it to the best of their ability. However, in case you don't, they'll handle themselves.
Gauntlet || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong && Calamity Shards = The Calamity. (Level 20 - 1/21)
Curse ye, 10-level alchemy cap!
You change the terrain to Oceanic, which mercifully overrides the Decayed Land. You also manage to deal 60,000 damage to the Chief!
A total of 21,000 damage to Quote!
18,000 damage due to somehow stabbing someone with a hammer!
10,000 damage to the 4th Disembodied Hand! No burn this time, sadly.
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 1/11)
EXOS +1s all GS players!
I +1 every charge.
Sans presses onwards.
The Annoying Dog Unleashes EXTREMELY COOL SLASHER! The power of an amazing sword maniftests as basically a swarm of their tinier cousins, slashing into the emperor of sp00p! 65,000 damage to the sp00pinator! Sukard rages and slashes at the Nebula Pillar, dealing 20,000 damage! The Christmas Tree loses 10,000 HP and spawns two presents, then gifts the Hostiles +1s...Which there are none of. Boooooooooooooooo. This is so uncool that UserZero agrees and strips its +1,000 HP per turn quality. Fennia unleashes the power of NAND upon the Disembodied Heart, dealing 32,000 damage! The NICEMEME random-fires at the Luiselotte, obliterating them in a shower of calenders marked to Garbage Day!
The Vortex Monolith continues giving cloak! The Scout Drones pick off the remaining Lilia! The outrage of this makes the Clara dolls upgrade to REAL Tears from the woe of losing all their friends, making it MUCH more effective! The BA Slasher, as ordered by nulitor, copies the Chief's 'sunlight' vulnerability! It promptly takes 75,000 damage from the resulting debuff and not actually wearing the hats properly, and dies instantly! The Dark Star Core realizes it's not stunned, and promptly rips into sp00pinator and the Guitar that the Guitar Solo is being played on! 10,000 damage to the Sp00pinator, and -5% Intensity for the Solo! The Nebula Monolith, as a result of all of this, spawns 3 White Flares and two flares of the other two colors! Apparently your own entities count as damage done by GS entities as long as you caused it, so at least the BA Slasher basically committing suicide wasn't a TOTAL loss...
The Sp00pinator guards Lunai while his shield gets back into order! The Baneblade fires all weapons directly at the Chief, dealing 25,000 damage! The Shard of the Drakon combo's in for another 20,000 damage! The absense of space where General Tor's Mechsuit is vanishes! the Wraith researches the chief and gets information...Just not on HIM. Apparently, he is an associate of Godmodding Incorporated, and is in charge of guarding various personell-though sadly, only a few came up. The Caster, The Crafter and The Craven-a Skeleton, Enderman and Witch, respectively. There are more than that, apparently, but he couldn't find out information about them.
The Guitar Solo regains some more intensity from the suggested songs before it hits another Power Chord! 50K worth of damage rolls over the field, this time to the Neutral side! The damage is split between the Annoying Dog and Fennia, dealing 25,000 damage each, and then healing the sp00pinator by 25,000! It's intensity then lowers further, and even further due to the weather. The Shield Princess attacks the Clara Dolls with a Shield Bash from above, dealing a rather pathetic 5 damage to one. The Thunderbird Lancer WOULD help right now, but that NOISE just shakes it off! I then recall Lance of Glass and Shield of Chalk as being things. Quote's illness causes him to take 10,000 damage, and his sputtering cough infects the Shard of the Drakon! He nevertheless pulls out his best marksmanship against the Duke of flies, destroying all of his flies and dealing 47,000 damage! Sir Shield recovers from his stun! Lunai heals Sp00pinator for another 20,000 HP! Hezetor copies form the 1st ESFB and grabs their standard Evasiveness, which is 40%, a MUCH better passive, before being unable to use them for ability copying more. Finally, The Chef-Class Imperator Titan utterly obliterates the Instant Army Regiment with a startling array of death, while Ramsey slices up the G.F. Alpha-Omega for 10,000 damage!
The G.F. Alpha-Omega realizes that it can't really do much about its condition, and resolves that, instead of hoping for a Wrap Up that isn't going to happen, to instead recycle! The Crew quickly set about into creating a Barricade for the non-boss entities-it's weak, but it'll protect them all! Well, from non-aerial attackers, anyways. THe Duke of Flies, meanwhile, gets angry that his flies keeps dying, and opts to ram into the Guitar Solo, disrupting it by 7%! Princess notices her Shield counterpart upon the Thunderbird Lancer, and then notices a random crossbow sitting beside her. Picking it up, she goes into some kind of insane frenzy and fires rapidly at her with an unedning salvo of Crossbow bolts, dealing an impressive 10,000 damage against an entity so defensively inclined! The Clara Dolls are on the verge of legitimate tears after the wipeout of their entire party, bar them, and get ANGRY about it. They promptly rock out to the tune and rock the Guitar Solo to the core, slapping out another 5% Intensity! The EBARF leads a temporary foray into GS territorty to obliterate the Scout Drones, who were caught spying on them, killing all but 5! The Charge Abomination gobbles up various Scout Drones, destroying the remainders!
The Tombstones convene, and being a HUGE group right now, and swiftly make short work of Quote, leaving him with 9,000 HP total! the Chief, meanwhile, smashes the Wraith under his massive leg for 45,000 damage! Then, he tosses both of his bombs directly at the Vortex Monolith, destroying the Karmic Barrier! This ends his Empress effect.
The 1st Disembodied Hand draws a card! The Empress, again! It's applied to the Duke of Flies! The Low Knife Clusters slice away at the Baneblade, but the Shield of Snowflakes provided ensures the frontal assault results in only a Glance. -1 Hull Point! The Medium Knife Clusters shiskebabs the low-defense Thunderbird Phoenix, killing it! Shield Princess floats to the ground safely via Shield Parachute. The High knife Clusters home in on Hezetor, literally the only flying target available, and test his newfound evasion! Good news: You passed. The 3rd and 2nd Disembodied Hands slap Quote right out of here, and the 4th applies Knuckledusters to Fennia, dealing 5,000 damage! The Disembodied Heart lets loose a barrage against Fennia to deal an additional 10,000 damage, before spawning a massive-looking maggot-a Lil' Chub! Twitchy herself brings her two best hands to bear against the Shield Princess and the Baneblade, dealing 15,000 damage to the former and none to the latter, but stunning both.
Richard +2s Crystal and Merry, and then drops the Bass. Literally, dropping Bass right onto the Dark Star Core. It dodges the actual drop, only to forget Bass is actually a very dangerous robot master with a built-in blaster, and subsequently loses all three tentacles, then 30,000 HP, in the resulting assault. Bass then randomly self-destructs, nevertheless satisfying Richard.
UserZero +3s all PZ allies-this gives the Charge Abomination +12,000 Max HP and +6,000 current HP! She then yawns. Several other entities start yawning, and they start to get drowsy, and suddenly fall asleep. Among the afflicted are Sp00pinator, the Shard, Sukard, and the Vortex Monolith (let's just say it stopped hovering and dropped down). They sleep pleasently and deeply, despite the carnage. UserZero proceeds to then pull out four nooses, put all four of their neck-analouges into the noose, hang said nooses close to a tree, and then remove the tree out of the ground and crush all four with it. They're all promptly put onto the atomic level in terms of their largest particles-that is to say, they are dead, dead, dead and dead, respectively.
Terrain: Oceanic Platform. Nautical entities get 20% dodge. AZ entities ignore up to 15% dodge chance when attacking.
Weather: ?!Noise: 10% Chance to stop non-PZ attacks. -8% Intensity to the Guitar Solo per turn. II
[AZ?] sans: ???. arrival: iiiiiiiiii
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[N] Annoying Dog: 81,000/180,000 HP. Patch Quilt: III Artifact Blaster: IIIII Extremely Cool Slasher: IIIIIII ARFIFACT GONER: IIIIIIIIIIII
[N] Sukard: 77,000/250,000 HP. Action: attack random GS/PZ entity!
[N] Christmas Tree: 83,000/100,00 HP. Gives +1 to all entity charges of a specific faction. Gifts: 6/6
[N] Fennia Shefferstreck: 192,000/192,000 HP. ⊻: IIIII Action: Attack the Disembodied Heart!
[N] NICEMEME: 80,000/80,000 HP. Counterattacks all attackers.
[GS] Dark Bowser: 0/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Unable to act until the Dark Star Core is returned!
[GS] Dark Star Core: 30,000/60,000 HP. Tentacles: 0/6,000 HP x3. Bodyguarding the Core! Glasses: 0/9,600 x2. 2 random Tentacles have 100% dodge chance while either is alive (doesn't stack!) Double-target. I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII
[GS] Nebula Monolith: 60,000/80,000 HP. Generates Flares, which grant buffs.
[GS] John: 15/15 HP. Beast Mode: 10% Minicrit chance + Minicrit Chain. Soul of the Captain: III (Minicrit Chance, +2 Armor)
AZ Damage: 60,000/50,000
PZ Damage: 55,000/150,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Baneblade: 6/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Tank Shock: II Shield of Snowflakes: I Stunned!
[AZ] Wraith: 70,000/100,000 HP. Super Evasive (40%). Cannot attack; Can Scan to gather information about any entity. Action: Scan the Chief!
[AZ] Guitar Solo: 40% Intensity [||||||||||].
[AZ] Shield Princess: 52,000/80,000 HP. High defense, low attack. Shield of Chalk: 15% Increase. Riding Thunderbird Lancer! Shield of Snowflake: I Stunned!
[AZ] Sir Shield: 335,000/430,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can bodyguard multiple entities at once and occasionally (20%) block attacks. Enrages if Lunai dies. Large Counter: III Reinforce Shield: IIII Summon Mini-Shield: IIIII ULTIMATE, Shield of the Great Warlord: IIIIIIIIIIII. Stunned!
[AZ] Lunai: 250,000/250,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can heal. Enrages if Sir Shield dies. Healing Fire: III Heal Bunny: IIIII Healing Roar: IIIIIIII ULTIMATE, Blessing of the Heal Master: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII. Action: Heal sp00pinator!
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20. 1 Armor. Airborn. Super-Evasive (40%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII). Note: All copy actions will now be separate from regular actions and go here instead.
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan: 450,000/450,000 HP. Void Shields: 100,000/100,000 HP +20,000 HP per turn (can be penetrated). Plasma Annihilator: IIII IRON CHEF: IIIIII. Action: Attack the Instant Raman Army!
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Good Eats: IIII
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Attack increases every turn. Action: Attack the G.F. Alpha-Omega!
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Guest Star: III
[PZ] Wooden Barricade: 20,000/20,000 HP. Guarding all other entities!
[PZ] The Duke of Flies: 40,000/150,000 HP. Spawns Flies. Empress: II
[PZ] Princess: 170,000/170,000 HP. Lightly Evasive (10%). Tilt the RNG: IIII
[PZ] Clara Dolls: 10/10 HP x13, 5/10 x1. Tears: III
[PZ] Battlefury13's Evil Band of Anti-Richard Friends: 100000/100000 HP. Call For Help: IIIII EBARF: IIIII
[PZ] Charge Abomination: 46,000/52,000 HP. Charge Bar: IIIIIIIIII. Can be assisted.
[PZ] Lil' Chub: 170,000/170,000 HP.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 18/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x12.
[PZ-BOSS] The Chief: 72,000/1,000,000 HP. Donut Mess: IIII. Aspect of Decay: IIIIIIII. Hat: 226,000/400,000 HP. Top Off: III Defending Twitchy! Paralyzed: I.
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS] Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 567,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Currently shielded by the Red Array of Death! Low Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 HP x1; 62,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 86,000/86,000 x1; 68,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Air. Disembodied Hands: 93,000/166,000 HP x1 (4th); 69,000/166,000 HP x1 (3rd); 5,000/166,000 x1 (2nd) 4,000/166,000 HP x1 (1st); Can Draw. Red Array of Death: Shielding Twitchy! Disembodied Heart: 105,400/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies! Can only spawn hands if any are dead!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 11/12. Discard Pile: Empress. Card Selection: III
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 28/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 123/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-Invulnerable! Leaning on a Plunger Detonator...
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 29/?(+2 from proof)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
Then thanks to T1 I use greater consumptive field then I summon 10^100 chickens who all die instantly near me(because of the various curses against summoning repetition and if it does not apply I try to have them have less than 10 HP so that they die instantly thanks to the aura) and thus I gain 2*10^100 amount of strength since the strenght gained is 2*the number of creatures killed by the aura in one turn.
With that strength I attack Lunai by repetitively smashing the universe at it thanks to the fact that dnd carry capacity is exponential with strength and that I have 2*10^100 strength which is clearly enough to carry all the known universe since it can be done largely with 10000 strength.
Of course that is not really more efficient than smashing the universe at the target the regular way.
But yes: this hilarious spell works this way if you apply the rule compendium of 3.5 edition.
And the fact you can itemize everything that you can carry.
My spell-book contains greater consumptive field because recasters can add to their arcane list spells from any class spell list so they can after that write it in a spellbook.
Of course you can take this prc after having acceded to N+1th level spells thanks to the epic progression and then take any spell from level N adn then have the arcane version of it and write it in a spellbook.
UH. Well. Empty space. For now.
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I'm out of my mind. Please leave a message.
"The sun never sets on those who ride into it." - The Narrator
Crippled Braindamaged Weak Puny Honey Badger: 9/50 (Due to EXO +1).
Main Battle Superheavy Tank: 9/50
Lots of bling: 6/14
I tell UserZero that this is why I said "Ain't cool enough", althrough I concede that one in particular had a slight chance of me proposing a GS/PZ truce, if it weren't because both would have turned on each other too quickly (OK, that would have happened in either case, but the AZs would have been more likely to wait until said common enemy is down).
I record all the awful VA I tried to use before, and I set it up so it's expanded edition plays as soon as the barrier is down. After that, I proceed to drop a lot of deadly poisonous zanzibar hamsters on Lilia, and I teleport around the PZs' area while telling them to just give up because no-one is really interested in killing any of them but UserZero.
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
New uses and tweaks for common items that lack uses. Making some items less unbearable.
34/50 The being that is itself time (+1 Tazz, Ire)
32/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods (+1 Tazz)
18/50 CAPTAIN MEME! (+1 Tazz)
+3 Ire
Blank Spellcard II Danmaku Pattern: 6/6
Power Star && Battery: Power Source 1/??
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And according to Twin, my signature has suddenly taken on more meaning.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Flowey is here. Flowey is here. Oh godmodder.
I totally didn't try to introduce you to the Acolyte in another dimension or anything, Flowey.
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My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
So, now we have two maniac serial killers, one being player controlled and one GM
yay.
I'd make a joke about about their common traits but that seems more suitable for my serial killer breakdown on Forge.
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He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
Flowey became a serial killer for the different reasons than that you listed on the Forge - which we should probably take this conversation to.
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My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
Crippled Braindamaged Weak Puny Honey Badger: 10/50
One of the most awesome gunships ever: 10/50 (Switched because I'm going to make something even more awesome).
Lots of bling: 7/14
I proceed to go AZ, but I make a deal with the GSs: I won't attack them if they don't attack me (AKA I'm AZ-ish) by secretly pointing out (AKA the AZs don't know in-character) that I'll later turn on the other godmodder once UserZero dies.
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
New uses and tweaks for common items that lack uses. Making some items less unbearable.
No, he isn't. Not yet, anyway. I'm the one making a charge for him.
;P
Why do people think Flowey wouldn't immediately try to betray us all and become Godmodder Flowey?
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He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
Asterix 5/10 (+1 from Tazz, +2 from Richard)
I use the bedrock fragment to carve the wooden door into various wooden materials and make wooden tools/sword. Then I take all the unused splinters and pieces of wood and shove them down The Chief's throat.
Also I guess I'll try my hand at some alchemies.
Blue Nightcap || Bedrock Fragment = ? (1/?)
Bedrock Fragment || Odd Gold Statue = Golden Fragment (1/?)
Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle && Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle && Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle && Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle && Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle && Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle && Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle && Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle && Lemon-Lime Gatorade Bottle = ? (1/?)
／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
B E C A U S E P W E ' R E A G O I N G C T O T K I L L ? Y O U. : )
All ominous foreshadowing aside, wheels are in motion, and you should prepare for everything you know to change in... just... 7... turns. Give or take, there's some erratic behavior to our posts. Actually, I suppose it'd have to wait until Twin finishes up summoning Flowey. Anyways, it's going to be fun.
Re-echeladder 2/50
Lin-Willdrew 21/50
??? 22/50
Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Amptitan Rifles 9/11
Staff && Plant Titan Essence = Titanbloom Staff 10/11
Knife && Ice Titan Essence = Titanfrost Dagger 1/11
34,000/40,000 XP Lv. 3 (+3 HP total)
+3 Twin
I use the 0th B-Ball, minicritting myself, Crystal, the Imperator-class Titan, Twin's entity that he's summoning this turn, and Bomber.
I then pick up the Titangust Bow I made last turn and pull back the string, then shoot the 4th Hand.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
I glare at the chief. I get really annoyed. REALLY annoyed. Annoyed beyond comprehension. My annoyed-ness is boosted by the false memers plaguing this land. I channel this annoyed-ness, and fire it in a concentrated blast at the chief!
Truth Inherently 1/50
Reality itself 1/50
All the Snakes. All of them. 21/50
Meme Gun && Radiation from the sun = Praise the Sun 7/9
The "A","F", and "K" keys from a keyboard && Meme Gun = ??? 1/??
+3 Twin
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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