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6/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
My Action: I bring back the ghosts of the CSI Cyber investigators to haunt The Chief.
EXOS Action: I point out that Richard has, over a long period of time, consumed a dangerous substance called Dihydrogen Monoxide, or DHMO, that I snuck into his food and water using time travel.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
5/20/2014
Posts:
60
Location:
Defending my castle
Minecraft:
dandeman13
Member Details
The Hidden Rogue Hunter 22/50
Chaos Envelops 23/25
Hyperstorm Boss 27/50 +1 from exos, +3 from crusher +2 from nulitor
+1 nulitor, +1 crusher, +1 hecter
John:
Current Form: Beast:
Forms:
Beast:
10% Minicrit chance
Minicrit Chain
???
???
(After I unlock every form, I may change the leveling up system so that I will only gain experience for the respective form i'm in, as it would be a lot easier and make much more sense.)
John grabs fear no anvil in his teeth and charges the sp00pinator. The hammer slips out of his teeth and is ricochets off a wall and into it's face. Unfortunately sp00p just starts crying. Even more unfortunately, John doesn't care, and shreds him to pieces.
Alchemies:
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
Scalding Unholy Water X1
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Attack: Impossibly, ridiculously, hilariously, and incredibly painful. Maybe not in HP, but to the character feeling it, the pain is so great it transcends existence
I send this entity at Spoopinator from behind, allowing them to get an attack in before dying.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Wow, you think i bothered to pour it in manually?
What kind of idiot fills in a huge cave with mercury, manually? i poped it into existence.
/null
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
I don't know who I should attack... So I just attack whoever it would be most helpful if I attacked, with... THE BASIC ATTACK OF BASICNESS! It does basic damage with the basic attribute, the basic augmentation, and basically all basic base values from the basicness attack are set to the value dictated by this Visual Basic program.
I also go and get some supplies to make weapons with.
I don't know who I should attack... So I just attack whoever it would be most helpful if I attacked, with... THE BASIC ATTACK OF BASICNESS! It does basic damage with the basic attribute, the basic augmentation, and basically all basic base values from the basicness attack are set to the value dictated by this Visual Basic program.
I also go and get some supplies to make weapons with.
That's a total manner of allegiance. We can't really get that one a true "most helpful" target without alignment.
GS is a faction that's against both Richard and UserZero equally. But I would say be AZ and fight Richard later. Also, you get two posts per turn and right now the biggest Pro-Zero creatures are a giant zombie called "The Chief" and a glitchy Scarmory (I think) called "Twitchy". Whack them. For glory! For righteousness! But most of all, for personal gain!
D-Force Kidd's Top Hat && Bladed Boomerang && Shortener = Secret Agent's Bowler Hat 2/???
+2 to Pricey +1 to Toast
Feyd, the Enderman King 23/25
Lance 32/50
Newb King (Note, NEWB, not NOOB.) 14/17
I beat the crap out of a random PZ by bashing their heads off with Deus Noctem. Not the most logical use for twin pistols, I agree.
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I'm tired and feeling somewhat uninspired, so I roll a d6 to determine what happens. This attack is sponsored by the CULT OF THE SMALL ROCK.
(1: Pebble. Chief. Impact.)
(2: A moderate- sized rock hits the Chief.)
(3: A boulder is launched via catapult at the Chief from afar.)
(4: A mountain materializes above the chief, and is promptly grinded into a ton of boulders which rain down upon the Chief from above.)
(5: The Chief falls into a sinkhole, and the sinkhole's walls promptly collapse upon him, not only crushing him, but burying him several feet beneath the ground. Said sinkhole is also filled with lava.)
(6: The Chief is promptly teleported into the Elemental Plane of Lots of Rocks, and falls upon somebody's rock statue. The Chief is promptly arrested, sent to rock court, and is sentenced to getting stoned to death. He's then placed into a colosseum, and giant rock soldiers are flung from the walls of the arena to crush him. Upon hitting him and bouncing off, they unfurl, and start punching him. After about twenty-two hours of this, he's teleported back to the battlefield.)
| Charges |
The Dead Pool 28/35
Old Spice 36/50 (+5 various)
Not a car! 24/25
| Alchemy |
NEW: ! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 5/11)
NEW: (Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat && Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab= Sodarayg (Level 10 - 7/11)
Ring of Fate && (Yu-Gi-Oh Card Holder/Launcher || Tarot Cards + Colonel Sassacre's Unabridged Unparallelled Magical Compedium of Dastardly Card Tricks) && Taboo Dice = Destiny (Level 10 - 10/11)
1+ to Ire 1+ to Talist 1+ to MeGa
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
| Action |
~Toast ships User-Zero with Engie. The resulting ship name is Engiezero. In fact, the name strikes a stunning resmblance to another ship that the saltwater scourge known as ~Toast piloted...
I withdraw a guitar-shaped sword from hammerspace and slam it into the ground, where it breaks into 429 pieces. I then pick up each piece and store it in my inventory. I then jump 14 times, then quickly pretend to have a seizure for 4 seconds. After that, the very fabric of reality changes to spawn a giant triangle above the Chief. I eject the pieces into the triangle in a particular order, pausing for exactly 14 milliseconds between each ejection, then have another fake seizure upon the last piece reaching the ground. While I have this fake seizure, the Chief is cut into fifteen pieces and tossed into a random portal to the Plane of Gamma Radiation.
I have the Chief listen to Lil' Hunter's horrible taunting laugh! The damage to his dignity and the frustration that follows is enough to deal damage to him.
(ello ello i'm back from my break) first i redo everything i make a plane (maybe send my trapolites to twitchy if haven't ) i summon papyrus ok we are all catched up first papyrus say hi (papyrus talking) " HELLO HUMANS THIS HUMAN (MAYBE I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE HE HAS THIS WEIRD RED AND BLACK AURA THE SAME AS FLOWEY AND HE HAS A WEIRD SYMBOL OF A KNIFE ON HIS LEATHER JACKET ) HAS TOLD ME TO SUMMON FLOWEY THAT SOUNDS MIGHTY NEAT" (papyrus has stopped talking) ok i sacrifice my trapolites to make the god of trapolites, trap golem ! trap golem health = 200,000 oh looks like floweys done ( flowey talking ) "Hi I'M FLOWEY, FLOWEY THE FLOWER. GOLLY YOU MUST BE NEW TO SEEING ME WELL GOLLY SOMEONES GOTTA TEACH YOU HOW I DO THINGS WELL I GUESS LITTLE OLD ME WILL HAVE TO DO. FIRST OF ALL I HAVE A PATIENCE METER IT FUNCTIONS LIKE A CHARGE BUT LESS ANNOYING AND INSTANT IT'S GOT 3 BARS HAPPY NORMAL AND
ANGRYSO IF YOU WANT ME NOT TO KILL IT'S BEST YOU BEHAVE" (flowey stopped talking) so yeah... oh ya puns! well all I've gotta say is sans must be a bone-ifide genius for not coming out yet
(ello ello i'm back from my break) first i redo everything i make a plane (maybe send my trapolites to twitchy if haven't ) i summon papyrus ok we are all catched up first papyrus say hi (papyrus talking) " HELLO HUMANS THIS HUMAN (MAYBE I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE HE HAS THIS WEIRD RED AND BLACK AURA THE SAME AS FLOWEY AND HE HAS A WEIRD SYMBOL OF A KNIFE ON HIS LEATHER JACKET ) HAS TOLD ME TO SUMMON FLOWEY THAT SOUNDS MIGHTY NEAT" (papyrus has stopped talking) ok i sacrifice my trapolites to make the god of trapolites, trap golem ! trap golem health = 200,000 oh looks like floweys done ( flowey talking ) "Hi I'M FLOWEY, FLOWEY THE FLOWER. GOLLY YOU MUST BE NEW TO SEEING ME WELL GOLLY SOMEONES GOTTA TEACH YOU HOW I DO THINGS WELL I GUESS LITTLE OLD ME WILL HAVE TO DO. FIRST OF ALL I HAVE A PATIENCE METER IT FUNCTIONS LIKE A CHARGE BUT LESS ANNOYING AND INSTANT IT'S GOT 3 BARS HAPPY NORMAL AND
ANGRYSO IF YOU WANT ME NOT TO KILL IT'S BEST YOU BEHAVE" (flowey stopped talking) so yeah... oh ya puns! well all I've gotta say is sans must be a bone-ifide genius for not coming out yet
sorry fr the repost of the same post my computer was bugging
| Charges |
The Dead Pool 29/35
Old Spice 37/50
Not a car! 25/25 EXPENDED
They will be sundered. 1/40
| Alchemy |
NEW: ! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 5/11)
NEW: (Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat && Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab= Sodarayg (Level 10 - 8/11)
Ring of Fate && (Yu-Gi-Oh Card Holder/Launcher || Tarot Cards + Colonel Sassacre's Unabridged Unparallelled Magical Compedium of Dastardly Card Tricks) && Taboo Dice = Destiny (Level 10 - 10/11) DONE.
Destiny is a shoulder/arm-mounted card launcher covered in intricate patterns and tracings. On the forearm is an orange, eye-like orb that burns silently. Each card that is launched has effects based on the card, varying in strength with a roll of the die that lies visible inside the forearm. While random, Destiny is heavily connected to Chance and Fate and indirectly has connection to Souls. There will be dice rolls.
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
| Action |
~T: LAND HO!
The Engiezero ship pulls into port, port being the Chief. ~Toast found herself standing on top, Gangplank's Calibre in hand and 25 charges at her back. This was definitely Not a car! The sheer force of the ship runs the Chief into the ground. Suddenly the Chief noticed that the ground was no longer the ground, and in fact the sea! (Terrain change: Oceanic Platform - Nautical entities gain 20% dodge, AZ entities reduce dodge chance by 15% while attacking (returns to normal after their attack). ~Toast rides parallel to the Chief, firing all 200 cannons from her warship. The cannonballs explode and fill the water with tides of blood. As the 25 charges fade, the Engiezero ship cuts through the Chief and rides off into the distance. ~Toast punches the Chief in the nose or nose-analogue before the charge fades completely. That's the flipping spirit.
~Toast strides back to the platform, blood covered feet staining the steel mesh of the platform.
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Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
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31/50 HyperStorm
13/50 XCOM Base
+1 proof, nulitor, hector
9/11 Ender Acid Burst
6/9 Ender Armor || Adaptive Armor = Tele-Interdiction Armor
6/9 EXOS Cyber Arm && Scout Drone = Drone Controlling Cyber Arm
My Action: I bring back the ghosts of the CSI Cyber investigators to haunt The Chief.
EXOS Action: I point out that Richard has, over a long period of time, consumed a dangerous substance called Dihydrogen Monoxide, or DHMO, that I snuck into his food and water using time travel.
The
Hidden RogueHunter 22/50Chaos Envelops 23/25
Hyperstorm Boss 27/50 +1 from exos, +3 from crusher +2 from nulitor
+1 nulitor, +1 crusher, +1 hecter
John:
Current Form: Beast:
Forms:
Beast:
10% Minicrit chance
Minicrit Chain
???
???
(After I unlock every form, I may change the leveling up system so that I will only gain experience for the respective form i'm in, as it would be a lot easier and make much more sense.)
John grabs fear no anvil in his teeth and charges the sp00pinator. The hammer slips out of his teeth and is ricochets off a wall and into it's face. Unfortunately sp00p just starts crying. Even more unfortunately, John doesn't care, and shreds him to pieces.
Alchemies:
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1:
The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
Scalding Unholy Water X1
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34/50
4/30
+3 Consumerofall
I make the world's most OP entity:
The World's Most OP Entity:
HP: 1
Attack: Impossibly, ridiculously, hilariously, and incredibly painful. Maybe not in HP, but to the character feeling it, the pain is so great it transcends existence
I send this entity at Spoopinator from behind, allowing them to get an attack in before dying.
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Wow, you think i bothered to pour it in manually?
What kind of idiot fills in a huge cave with mercury, manually? i poped it into existence.
/null
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Um. Hello.
I don't know who I should attack... So I just attack whoever it would be most helpful if I attacked, with... THE BASIC ATTACK OF BASICNESS! It does basic damage with the basic attribute, the basic augmentation, and basically all basic base values from the basicness attack are set to the value dictated by this Visual Basic program.
I also go and get some supplies to make weapons with.
๏ผไบบโ โฟโฟ โไบบ๏ผผ
That's a total manner of allegiance. We can't really get that one a true "most helpful" target without alignment.
/null
...Oh, forgot to say I'm against UzerZero.
Also what is the [GS] people?
๏ผไบบโ โฟโฟ โไบบ๏ผผ
When did I say that you poured it in manually? The only description I gave to the mercury is that you were using it to try and freeze me.
Though I guess I could have also added in the description that you failed.
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
GS is a faction that's against both Richard and UserZero equally. But I would say be AZ and fight Richard later. Also, you get two posts per turn and right now the biggest Pro-Zero creatures are a giant zombie called "The Chief" and a glitchy Scarmory (I think) called "Twitchy". Whack them. For glory! For righteousness! But most of all, for personal gain!
/null
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Geometry Dash Blocks && Rage Blade = Polygon Madness 6/9
Nerf Rebelle Ultimate Crossbow (inb4 feminism intensifies) && Arrow && Machine Gun = SpamBow 2000 3/???
D-Force Kidd's Top Hat && Bladed Boomerang && Shortener = Secret Agent's Bowler Hat 2/???
+2 to Pricey +1 to Toast
Feyd, the Enderman King 23/25
Lance 32/50
Newb King (Note, NEWB, not NOOB.) 14/17
I beat the crap out of a random PZ by bashing their heads off with Deus Noctem. Not the most logical use for twin pistols, I agree.
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
=Turn One=
(30 / 30) Armistyx: Rapture Mode (+5 from FSBN, total) -> Complete! -> Holding back... (2 / 3 held)
(6 / 40) Water of Doom (+2, Richard)
+1 to Insert
+1 to Toast
+1 to FBSN
=Action=
I'm tired and feeling somewhat uninspired, so I roll a d6 to determine what happens. This attack is sponsored by the CULT OF THE SMALL ROCK.
(1: Pebble. Chief. Impact.)
(2: A moderate- sized rock hits the Chief.)
(3: A boulder is launched via catapult at the Chief from afar.)
(4: A mountain materializes above the chief, and is promptly grinded into a ton of boulders which rain down upon the Chief from above.)
(5: The Chief falls into a sinkhole, and the sinkhole's walls promptly collapse upon him, not only crushing him, but burying him several feet beneath the ground. Said sinkhole is also filled with lava.)
(6: The Chief is promptly teleported into the Elemental Plane of Lots of Rocks, and falls upon somebody's rock statue. The Chief is promptly arrested, sent to rock court, and is sentenced to getting stoned to death. He's then placed into a colosseum, and giant rock soldiers are flung from the walls of the arena to crush him. Upon hitting him and bouncing off, they unfurl, and start punching him. After about twenty-two hours of this, he's teleported back to the battlefield.)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
- .1/2
| Charges |
The Dead Pool 28/35
Old Spice 36/50 (+5 various)
Not a car! 24/25
| Alchemy |
NEW: ! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 5/11)
NEW: (Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat && Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab= Sodarayg (Level 10 - 7/11)
Ring of Fate && (Yu-Gi-Oh Card Holder/Launcher || Tarot Cards + Colonel Sassacre's Unabridged Unparallelled Magical Compedium of Dastardly Card Tricks) && Taboo Dice = Destiny (Level 10 - 10/11)
1+ to Ire 1+ to Talist 1+ to MeGa
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
| Action |
~Toast ships User-Zero with Engie. The resulting ship name is Engiezero. In fact, the name strikes a stunning resmblance to another ship that the saltwater scourge known as ~Toast piloted...
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Alchemies
Energy Condenser && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Energy Condenser Module (5/6)
8 Klein Star Omegas && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Klein Star Module (2/?)
Fire Arrow && Water Arrow && Earth Arrow && Air Arrow && Order Arrow && Entropy Arrow = Arrow of the Primal (2/?)
Modules
I hook up the Cubic Light Module to the Cubic Energy Collector Module.
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (15/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (3/50)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (21/50)
+3 to TwinBuilder
RP/Storypost
The VocaloP walks into the room.
???: [rInOn], [[email protected] ju: oUkeI]?
RINON: /aษช jสs friหkษชล หdaษชd, wสt รฐษ gษrษชlษ duห juหหฆหฅ ฮธษชลkหฆหง/
???: [Its oUkeI], [[email protected] @l0aIv naU].
Action
I withdraw a guitar-shaped sword from hammerspace and slam it into the ground, where it breaks into 429 pieces. I then pick up each piece and store it in my inventory. I then jump 14 times, then quickly pretend to have a seizure for 4 seconds. After that, the very fabric of reality changes to spawn a giant triangle above the Chief. I eject the pieces into the triangle in a particular order, pausing for exactly 14 milliseconds between each ejection, then have another fake seizure upon the last piece reaching the ground. While I have this fake seizure, the Chief is cut into fifteen pieces and tossed into a random portal to the Plane of Gamma Radiation.
"That's the power of bootstrapping reality."
Somewhere ... else.
ZZZZZ....ZZZZZZZZ....ZZZZZZZ
I awaken.
"GAH! .... Wait ... where is everyone?"
"Uh... you feel asleep. Like always. You should focus on getting over there, and figuring out what the hockey sticks is going on."
"Hmm ... ok. That sounds good."
I run over to the battlefield, tap the nearest humanoid on the shoulder and ask...
"What the frig is going on here?"
"Smooth."
4/25 Queen Ant.
3/25 Redwood.
I'm out of my mind. Please leave a message.
"The sun never sets on those who ride into it." - The Narrator
Action 2/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 30/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 5/50
Snow Tank: 5/15
I +Assist TwinBuilder.
I have the Chief listen to Lil' Hunter's horrible taunting laugh! The damage to his dignity and the frustration that follows is enough to deal damage to him.
Support: 56/100
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I guess I'll start a charge, for... Asterix. 1/
510 (Do you have to control your entities after they're summoned?)Then I sneak up and attack attack the Zombie Chief with a powerful, GLOWING...
๏ผไบบโ โฟโฟ โไบบ๏ผผ
Yup, I suggest charging a little more than that though... That Gaul is decently powerful.
/null(a bona)
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
(ello ello i'm back from my break) first i redo everything i make a plane (maybe send my trapolites to twitchy if haven't ) i summon papyrus ok we are all catched up first papyrus say hi (papyrus talking) " HELLO HUMANS THIS HUMAN (MAYBE I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE HE HAS THIS WEIRD RED AND BLACK AURA THE SAME AS FLOWEY AND HE HAS A WEIRD SYMBOL OF A KNIFE ON HIS LEATHER JACKET ) HAS TOLD ME TO SUMMON FLOWEY THAT SOUNDS MIGHTY NEAT" (papyrus has stopped talking) ok i sacrifice my trapolites to make the god of trapolites, trap golem ! trap golem health = 200,000 oh looks like floweys done ( flowey talking ) "Hi I'M FLOWEY, FLOWEY THE FLOWER. GOLLY YOU MUST BE NEW TO SEEING ME WELL GOLLY SOMEONES GOTTA TEACH YOU HOW I DO THINGS WELL I GUESS LITTLE OLD ME WILL HAVE TO DO. FIRST OF ALL I HAVE A PATIENCE METER IT FUNCTIONS LIKE A CHARGE BUT LESS ANNOYING AND INSTANT IT'S GOT 3 BARS HAPPY NORMAL AND
ANGRY SO IF YOU WANT ME NOT TO KILL IT'S BEST YOU BEHAVE" (flowey stopped talking) so yeah... oh ya puns! well all I've gotta say is sans must be a bone-ifide genius for not coming out yet
(ello ello i'm back from my break) first i redo everything i make a plane (maybe send my trapolites to twitchy if haven't ) i summon papyrus ok we are all catched up first papyrus say hi (papyrus talking) " HELLO HUMANS THIS HUMAN (MAYBE I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE HE HAS THIS WEIRD RED AND BLACK AURA THE SAME AS FLOWEY AND HE HAS A WEIRD SYMBOL OF A KNIFE ON HIS LEATHER JACKET ) HAS TOLD ME TO SUMMON FLOWEY THAT SOUNDS MIGHTY NEAT" (papyrus has stopped talking) ok i sacrifice my trapolites to make the god of trapolites, trap golem ! trap golem health = 200,000 oh looks like floweys done ( flowey talking ) "Hi I'M FLOWEY, FLOWEY THE FLOWER. GOLLY YOU MUST BE NEW TO SEEING ME WELL GOLLY SOMEONES GOTTA TEACH YOU HOW I DO THINGS WELL I GUESS LITTLE OLD ME WILL HAVE TO DO. FIRST OF ALL I HAVE A PATIENCE METER IT FUNCTIONS LIKE A CHARGE BUT LESS ANNOYING AND INSTANT IT'S GOT 3 BARS HAPPY NORMAL AND
ANGRY SO IF YOU WANT ME NOT TO KILL IT'S BEST YOU BEHAVE" (flowey stopped talking) so yeah... oh ya puns! well all I've gotta say is sans must be a bone-ifide genius for not coming out yet
sorry fr the repost of the same post my computer was bugging
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Nulling a post stops it from working at all.
Also, you should charge Flowey the Flower because otherwise, you wouldn't do justice to him.
Your post is replicated twice, by the way.
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My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
- 2/2
| Charges |
The Dead Pool 29/35
Old Spice 37/50
Not a car! 25/25 EXPENDED
They will be sundered. 1/40
| Alchemy |
NEW: ! || ?? = Source of Confusion (Level 10 - 5/11)
NEW: (Baseball Cap || Soda Drink Hat && Experimental Liquid Manipulator) && Fanta && Pineapple Fanta && Rasberry Fanta && Kirk's Lemonade && Kirk's Creaming Soda && Kirk's Passito && Kirk's Ginger Ale && Solo && Coke && Diet Coke && Vanilla Coke && Mountain Dew && Tab= Sodarayg (Level 10 - 8/11)
Ring of Fate && (Yu-Gi-Oh Card Holder/Launcher || Tarot Cards + Colonel Sassacre's Unabridged Unparallelled Magical Compedium of Dastardly Card Tricks) && Taboo Dice = Destiny (Level 10 - 10/11) DONE.
Destiny is a shoulder/arm-mounted card launcher covered in intricate patterns and tracings. On the forearm is an orange, eye-like orb that burns silently. Each card that is launched has effects based on the card, varying in strength with a roll of the die that lies visible inside the forearm. While random, Destiny is heavily connected to Chance and Fate and indirectly has connection to Souls. There will be dice rolls.
NEW: Gauntlet || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong && Calamity Shards = The Calamity. (Level ? - 1/?)
1+ to Ire 1+ to Talist 1+ to MeGa
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
| Action |
~T: LAND HO!
The Engiezero ship pulls into port, port being the Chief. ~Toast found herself standing on top, Gangplank's Calibre in hand and 25 charges at her back. This was definitely Not a car! The sheer force of the ship runs the Chief into the ground. Suddenly the Chief noticed that the ground was no longer the ground, and in fact the sea! (Terrain change: Oceanic Platform - Nautical entities gain 20% dodge, AZ entities reduce dodge chance by 15% while attacking (returns to normal after their attack). ~Toast rides parallel to the Chief, firing all 200 cannons from her warship. The cannonballs explode and fill the water with tides of blood. As the 25 charges fade, the Engiezero ship cuts through the Chief and rides off into the distance. ~Toast punches the Chief in the nose or nose-analogue before the charge fades completely. That's the flipping spirit.
~Toast strides back to the platform, blood covered feet staining the steel mesh of the platform.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?