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I proceed to make a phone call to the TV Tropes pantheon, posing as BOTH godmodders. I make sure to hit all the gods' Berserk Buttons in order to make this at least ten times even more ridiculous. At least enough that the PPRC (Paradox Poker Roulette Chess) game I'm having in an alt universe somehow links to it...talking about which, I also invite the two Godmodders here for that game, as it involves popcorn, scheming, being a troll, and AWESOME.
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My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
[RP AND ATTACKS] --FOCUSED--
My summons. Half of them destroyed on the turn they were summoned. This injustice must be corrected.
consumerofAll [CA] started pestering consumerofAll [CA] CA: Hey, me. CA: Hi. CA: I need your help with something. CA: What do you need? CA: So, you know that noise abomination that you summoned? CA: Yes. She's taking a beating. CA: Well, I need it to help me with something. I'm going to open a portal above it.
Within a few seconds, the weather is somehow changed immediately and is replaced with a demonic noise that only [AZ], [GS], [N] and [H] players and entities can hear. Their grip on reality is loosened as their mind tries to get the noise out of their head.
While that happens, a splash of rushed charge energy solidfies behind me, forming into the Charge Abomination. The remaining familiars also follow Twitchy's orders and take aim at the Sp00pinator. [CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Homulilly 8/40 (+1 from Tazz, +4 from Uzi)
Charge Abomination 10/10 COMPLETE
Spell Matrix 21/25 (+1 from Tazz, +4 from Uzi)
Railgun && Esper's Brain = ESP Railgun (5/5) COMPLETE
Coin Launcher || ESP Railgun == only my railgun (1/??)
+2 to TT2000, +1 to burningtrapper
Offering a +3 in reserve to PitTheAngel after he completes his current charge. (Just a note.) [BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
Charge Abomination [PZ] 40,000/40,000 HP. Charge Bar: IIIIIIIIII
5-post Summon: Self-explanatory, but just to make it really clear.
Assistable: Can be assisted. Assists heal it by 2,000HP and add 4,000 max HP.
Does not gain charge on its own.
Weather: ♀'s Noise. Weakens non-PZ attacks by 10% and reduces the Guitar Solo by 8% per turn. II (It's a good thing I'm getting replacements in about the time sans arrives, which is a...
very long time. Well done, Richy, you got your first ragequit (but without the quit).) [INVENTORY] Coin Launcher, ESP Railgun
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My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
I just put up the Barrier around Sp00pinator to protect him from Just one hit and i repair his body.
Character/Ally RP
Lunai: HELP ME GIANT SKELETON THINGY! Sp00pinat0r: I WILL DEFEND Y0U LITTLE THING. Sir Shield: Can't move... Looks like I was unconscious... from being slapped by that giant abomination...
Sans is coming in 5 more turns...
Ebbotine h0I! 19/30 +1 from Tazz
Heal/Support based Ally 14/50 +1 from Tazz
Coarsebot? 5/40 +1 from Tazz
Alchemy Creation:
Nectar OOO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar 9/9! I am going to inspect this.
Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss 3/11
New Weapon! Mini LHC && Crazy Particles && Meowmere ll Rune Blade = Madhouse 2/11 (Felt like i was Drunk again Just edited this to make it more better)
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Allies Action:
Sir Shield is Stunned!
Lunai heals Sp00pinator as well.
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: I PR0TECT LUNAI AND I MAKE A BLESSING 0F THE SP00PY G0D TO REC0VER MYSELF.
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Irecreeper, +1 Leon
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Light
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits)
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Entity's:==================
The annoying dog attacks Sp00pinator with the power of its 7-charge abilty! A number of extremely deadly Real Knifes come out of a portal and slice Sp00pinator to pieces.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
30/50 The being that is itself time (+1 Ire, Tazz)
29/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods
15/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
+3 Ire
Blank Spellcard II Danmaku Pattern: Spellcard 4/6
A spellcard. Ranges in usefulness depending on such factors as the power and creativity of the card user, as well as how much the card bares their soul.
Also:
UserZero looks at you like you've straight up lost your mind, incredulous yet offended at the same time.
UserZero: dude.
UserZero: would i honestly tell you who my dad is, if i even have one? or who named me?
UserZero: i'm not breaching my own freaking veil with information like that.
UserZero: honestly i was briefly giving you the benefit of the doubt, but, well...
UserZero: it appears the narrative's so-called champions tend towards a lack of intelligence so noticeable that it's outright insulting that you're even winning at all.
All the actions Star was taking stop.
"Did you just...say that? Did you? (Checks post above) Oh, my god you did! That's so...
JANUARY 16th, 2016
In a clean facility filled with weapons of all kinds
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
On an altar where creatures were once worshipped as gods
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A futuristic looking racetrack
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A land filled with giant cherries
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A land tormented by 8 dishonorable knights
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A land where no civilization has taken root
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A land where the three laws of robotics have been tossed out the window
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A distant planet, teeming with life
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A desert ruled over by a crime organization
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A tomb hidden beneath a mountain that looks like a skull
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
An eastern wonderland filled with dangerous beings
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A land with a mixture of Japanese and American influence
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A mirror world on the brink of destruction
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The planet with the most obvious shape ever considering its name
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A world that has already dealt with the apocalypse...twice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A mythical land where the gods dwell
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A place where a combatant has a watchful eye looking over him
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And in 2012, January 16th, in a server where a battle rages
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! HA!
I must thank you for giving me such a good chance to laugh. The sequels have been getting progressively darker, and I'm glad I can just forget my troubles for a while, and laugh.
Gee, Miss 'I'm going to reveal my name in a fit of rage to a server filled mostly with people who are trying to defeat me', I wonder what could have possibly given me the idea that you would be so moronic as to give me personal information.
In all seriousness, I wanted to eliminate one specific possibility of your personality that would have been annoying if it was true. I wanted to see if you were insane enough to believe that you were the Greek goddess Hera. You see, if you are the Greek goddess Hera, you're not going to just say that flat out: There are rules about gods getting involved in the affairs of the living, and I believe killing people who randomly come on your server breaks a few of those (though I don't exactly have the book memorized). If, hypothetically, you believed you were the goddess because you have a few screws loose, you would jump all over the chance to proclaim to the world that 'I AM A GODDESS'.
But you didn't, so you're not THAT insane. But seriously. You don't know WHY I tried? I sorely hope you're joking, because if you aren't, well, it doesn't speak well for godmodders in general if the most powerful lacks any sort of sense.
Regardless of whether that was willful ignorance or just plain ignorance, it was very funny. Once again, Hera, thank you.
(Also, Pane, why didn't you shut up any of those guys, if they are going to reveal things about the future to 'the Golden God'? Seems like a double standard.)"
What? Was what she said supposed to faze me? Granted, what she said could have been a burn...if it wasn't ridiculous.
I give each of the disembodied hands a really bad nail clipping.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Member Details
=====OOC Message for engie=====
Want to trade 3+'s?
In progress/finished=======
Beggars Bazooka && D10 = Gambler's 4/5 lvl 4
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 7/8 Level 8
D20X3 & D10 = ??? 2/? Level?
Actual action=========
Before i attack, i silence FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW's hysterical laughing by tossing him in a massive cave filled with mercury, which promptly freezes. With him inside. Owch.
I then turn around.
Excuse me, i have a call to make. Please do not stab me in the back, as i will be forced to trap you with that unpleasant fellow's hysterical laughing.
==CALL LOG==
battlesFuriously has called Herbert P. Bear at 6:48 PM
Bring you're sun-blocking, heat draining laser. I have use of it.
Oh, and don't even think of NOT complying. You will find the reward to be far greater than the cost.
Freedom from those pesky penguins, a nice place to stay, all the respect as a villain you deserve, your own base...
All that could be your's if you simply used this device
---battlesFuriously sent Herbert P. Bear a teleporter device---
i presume i will see you later.
---battlesFuriously has ended the call at 6:51 PM---
===END CALL===
Herbert's base teleport's in, seemingly out of nowhere. Since this is during Operation: Blackout, the High Frequency Infrared Reversion Laser drains the heat from the AZ, H, and GS side of the battlefield as it drains the heat from the sun.The annoying dog don's it's HEAT GENERATING WINTER OUTFIT as the lack of heat spreads to neutral. Herberts base meanwhile, suddenly has a laser to redirect the excess heat- after all, its much warmer in this non-arctic climate. The Heat Redirecting Laser quickly deep-fry's Richard. His heat protection proves to be no match for the almighty heat of the sun, and his armor melts shortly before he begins burning in a worse situation than Anakin Skywalker at the end of Episode Three. Meanwhile, the [PZ] side of the battlefield is an absolute paradise. Everyone try's to easily destroy Herbert's base, but it turns out i upgraded it with upgrades following the guidelines of the Evil Overlord Guide. Whoops.
Herbert notices UserZero, and presumably has a chat with her about villianly. He probably doesn't care if she doesn't approve. It's an absolute paradise here! Plus, the Heat Redirecting Beam can somehow hit Club Penguin at ANY point in time! It can also DRAIN heat and use ANOTHER heat directing laser to use that heat!
Battlefury13: I hope you guy's enjoy the winter. I'm certainly going to enjoy this paradise here.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
"Whatever. They'll find a way to game it too and we'll be right back where we started. Probably. If they're not as stupid as we think."
Mandatory Grinding: 43/50
BAR: N?GGGAAAAA
STEALTH DANCING: 3/50 (just here for convenience, consumer)
BAR: PPPNNNNNNN
"Well, to be fair..."
"There is one way I would immediately drop everything for a teamswap."
"Though it's so obvious and comes from a mile away you'd have to be trying to trigger it or just monumentally stupid."
"Or have really, really bad allies."
"And you're not going to hear about it to take abuse...anyone."
"And please don't try stupid mind hacks to find out early. That's just sequence breaking. That would be like me breaking your barrier, Zero. And besides, I actually have ways to combat that."
(Heh...who knew I'd get the secret to mind defense from being attacked by Reisen, of all people?)
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 11/11 COMPLETE
So... I somehow survived crawling inside the chief. I do not know what to think right now, But I do know I have two new toys to play with. I pick up my bluster flailbldae. I swing it at the stunned chief and as it cuts through a few key tendons in his leg a cutting wave of air peirces through the rest of his legs.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Both here
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and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
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*cricket sounds*
Commands:
Action:
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Ugh... okay, I spent a LONG time typing this up. It's probably too complicated. I'll leave it here to see what Tazz thinks of it. I'm trying to improve the two things I enjoy most about DTG, entities and RP.
I spend one of my 50/50 charges to initiate this leveling system for myself. Presenting… the Adventurer “Class”, with mechanics stolen fr- er… inspired by King’s Quest and Renowned Explorers. I really like how those games work and I’ve talked a lot about the later, so this is my first attempt at translating them into DTG. It’s really focused on entities, with a little bit about my own actions.
Super Mega Leveling Class of Complexity and Greatness!
HP (Heart Points): 20/20. Obviously, this goes down when I take damage.
The main thing about this system is that I can damage enemies with Might, Mind, or Heart. Might is exactly what you’d expect, beating enemies to death with physical strength. Mind is being negative without violence. So, it is using words, illusions, mind games, and the like to enrage, intimidate, sadden, and whatever else the opponents. Heart is being peaceful and inspiring towards enemies. For the sake of actually making this work, all of these can reduce the enemy’s HP. All of my own actions can be attributed with Might, Mind, or Heart. The order I use them in has certain effects. Heart (and occasionally, Mind or Might) can be used to heal allies.
When I use three actions of the same style in a row, I go into either a Might, Mind, or Heart attitude. By default, this does nothing. It breaks whenever I use an attack of a different style.
Passives (where the bulk of this is): Traveler’s Stories: Whenever I post RP with an attack, the RP gets counted as part of the attack description. Tazz already does this though, and I thank him for that. So, please keep doing that. Especially now, I get the feeling that most of my damage will come through this passive.
Remember the Legends: This is how I upgrade myself. Through my actions, I can collect 3 types of tokens to spend on getting upgrades. They are either Wealth, Science, or Fame. Here’s a quick table about what actions give what tokens.
* Finishing a Charge: Gives (charge time / 10, rounded down) tokens of whichever type I pick. * Dealing Damage: For every 20,000 damage (cumulative across attacks), I gain one token of a type based on which style I use. Using Might gives Wealth, using Mind gives Science, and using Heart gives Fame. * Selling stuff: For every 2 charge points I gain that way, I gain 1 Wealth token. * Finishing a permanent alchemy: Gives 1 Fame token per 3 levels of the finished alchemy. Rounded down. * Finishing a consumable alchemy: Gives 1 Science token per 3 levels of the finished alchemy. Rounded down. * Getting a Spoil of War: Gives 10 Fame tokens, 10 Science tokens, and 10 Wealth tokens. * Assisting Defeating a (non trivial) Enemy (dealing damage to something and either defeating it there, or it then is defeated later in the turn. This also applies to my entities): Gives 1 of each token, plus 2 of my choice * RP With Another Player: Gives one token based on what the RP was about. Maximum of only 1 token per turn.
Once I have a bunch of tokens collected, I can use them to get upgrades. Please note that while some of the upgrades are named after my past, current, or future entities, getting them does NOT summon anything onto the field. This system of upgrades is kinda to tie into my RP. The cost is listed as (x y z), where x is Wealth cost, y is Science cost, z is Fame cost.
* Inari’s Strength (4, 2, 2): Unlocks the Backstab passive. While in a Heart attitude, my next Might based attack deals 30% extra damage. In addition, ending the turn while in a Might attitude buffs the power of the next attack of any entities I have by 5,000. * Mikoto’s Strength (2, 4, 2): Unlocks the Mockery passive. While in a Might attitude, my next Mind based attack deals 30% extra damage. In addition, ending the turn while in a Mind attitude lets me have my entities preform one attack that they currently have access to, but it has NO healing/damaging/buffing/debuffing power or any effect on a target outside the “attacking” entity. This is for my entities who have systems where they need to use other attacks to build up to a special attack. * Gail’s Strength (2, 2, 4): Unlocks the Reaching Out passive. While in a Heart attitude, my next Heart based attack deals 30% extra damage. In addition, ending the turn while in a Heart attitude heals the HP* of any entities I have by 5,000. * AXIS Augment (10, 5, 3): Whenever I summon an entity, it deals 30% more damage for its first 3 turns. In addition, I can spend up to 10 Wealth tokens to increases this bonus by 1% per token spent. * Elemental Surge (3, 10, 5): Whenever I summon an entity, its special attacks charge twice as fast for its first 3 turns. If it uses a system where its special attacks are gated by its own values, other attacks that increase those values increase them for twice the normal amount for its first three turns. In addition, I can spend 10 Science tokens to make this effect last one turn longer. * Force of the Word (5, 3, 10): Whenever I summon an entity, it spawns with 20% extra HP*. In addition, I can spend up to 10 Fame tokens on the entity to give it +1% HP* per 2 tokens. * Conviction (2, 2, 2): I gain +1 HP/turn regen and my maximum HP increases by 5. I can buy this up to 4 times, each time the amount of each token needed doubles. * Legends to Surpass (2, 2, 2): My entities have 2% higher HP* and damage. I can buy this up to 5 times. Each time I do, each token cost increases by 1 * Writing Pages (2, 2, 2): Decreases the damage requirement to get a token by 1,000. I can buy this up to 5 times. Each time I do, each token price goes up by 1.
* = or HP equivalent. Your mileage may vary based on the entity.
These next three “upgrades” can be bought any number of times and are meant to give me a use for tokens once I (hopefully) buy everything else. * Drive to Greatness (6, 3, 2): Increases the effectiveness of my next (standard) action by 50%. If I'm in a Might attitude, this costs 2 fewer Wealth tokens. * Convenient Discovery (2, 6, 3): Progresses one of my alchemies by 3 points. If I'm in a Mind attitude, this costs 2 fewer Science tokens. * Outside Help (3, 2, 6): Raises one of my charges by 5 points. If I'm in a Heart attitude, this costs 2 fewer Fame tokens.
I attempt to use the frustration I felt making this as a way to attack the Chief.
Also, I did some math. Without defeating enemy/sales, I get an average of 3.5 tokens per post.
Relevance Line
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Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10,
(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life 3/??
(Paper && Lapis Lazui Ink) || (Thuamic Node && Bottled Mana) = Glyph of Mana 3/??
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 5/11
Going to deal with charges later... +2 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey.
Something Big: 35/50 (+1 from UserZero, +1 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 35/50 (+1 from UserZero, +1 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 36/50 (+2 from UserZero, +1 from battlefury13)
+3 to battlefury13
Walker decides, this turn, that Quote could snowball out of control and something needs to be done about that. Smashing the tip of the blade of his sword into the ground, a stone tower rises up from the force, which he uses to grind the blade to a sharper edge, before slashing the tower in half, leaping up into the air, and kicking the massive block of stone sailing over at Quote. It lands directly on top of the unfortunate target, followed shortly afterwards by Walker leaping over in a single bound and taking a quick stab, impaling Quote through the head. He twists the sword, snapping his victim's head clean off the neck, winds up, and swings the impaled-head-on-a-sword at the stone slab from earlier, shattering the slab and Quote's head in a single strike. With that finished, he deceptively calmly walks back to the PZ side of the battlefield... and turns around to blast Quote with a lightning bolt as a final stay down warning.
Golem: Well, it's a beautiful massacre out there. In 5 turns, one of my collaborations will bear fruit, and Sans will likely raze these wargrounds. Shame I can't do anything with him.
Golem: On the other hand, Imperator's starting. Can't wait to get out the first triple-user boss out. Shame we can't get it to 4 users, but Erelye does what he wants, I suppose. No stopping him.
Golem: ..."Erelye", the person in Nonfiction, that is.
Golem: Kind of annoys me that I have to clarify at all, but what are you gonna do.
Golem: Let's just get this over with. The Golem pulls out a chef hat and apron and puts them on, walking over to Bomber and Crystal. Meanwhile, some Ballet Shoes fall out of the sky, smacking the 4th Disembodied Hand.
Scourge of the Beast: 13/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz)
The Executioner: 12/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz)
+3 to Crystal
Bomber pulled out The Good Morningstar, a large mace-like weapon made out of Solarium. It glows with a radiance matched by few other materials. It has also been infused with the power of XIX - The Sun, giving it even more power. Some say this relic has some sway over time...
Wielding the weapon, Bomber prepared to... he suddenly stopped in his tracks. He heard his phone ring in his pocket. Sighing, he planted the weapon on the ground and leaned on its metal shaft, holding the phone in his other hand.
BOMBER: Hey, a little busy here. Make it quick, if you will.
PIT BOSS: Greetings, Mr. Bomber. With a lot of hard work, grit, and... Orks, we finally finished it!
Bomber cracked a wicked grin, as he realized what this meant.
BOMBER: Excellent! Alright, I need you to move it out of Irongutta's workshop. Preferably to an open area.
PIT BOSS: Oh dear... We'll get on it right away. Hey you, yes, you with the green- no, the other one. Yeah, you! Order your workers to start moving this thing. Use some... cranes or whatever, I don't know.
IRONGUTTA: OI! HOW'Z ABOUT I JUS PILOT IT?
PIT BOSS: You get down from there right now! Ooh, you better not scratch it or else I'll- oh no.
Loud stomping and crashing could be heard in the background, followed by a few surprised trumpets (reminder that Devilites sound like that) and cockney laughter. The call was cut off; all that could be heard was a droning buzz. Bomber shrugged and put his phone away, too excited to be frustrated with the occasional incompetence and shenanigans of his subordinates. Fantastic news had just met his ears, and he couldn't be happier.
Brandishing The Good Morningstar, Bomber glared at the 2nd Disembodied Hand, which still hung on after being evaporated. Levitating himself before the hand, he held out his weapon and used it to point right at the Disembodied Hand, as if he was choosing it for something. The sun hung just above the horizon, causing shadows to be cast upon the field. The sky was a beautiful amber color, contradicting the constant massacre that was The Battlefield. Keeping his eyes on his opponent, Bomber slowly raised The Good Morningstar high over his head. The sun's rays shone directly upon the weapon's spiked head, causing it to shine more brilliantly. It began to cast its own beams of sunlight out in different directions, radiating an intense heat.
Bomber looked behind him confidently, and saw exactly what he expected. Slowly, but surely, the sun itself began to slowly climb back up from its descent. It was an absolutely baffling sight. The oranges and yellows of the sky melted away, back into the deep blue that accompanied daytime. Climbing ever higher, the sun was almost overhead now. The Good Morningstar was glowing as if it were the sun itself, becoming grossly incandescent. Bomber shaded his eyes with his other hand as he continued to hold the legendary weapon skyward. The sun approached the middle of the sky- it was nearly noon once more. Returning his gaze to the 2nd Disembodied Hand, he grinned.
At the exact moment the sun was at its peak, Bomber thrust the weapon forward and pointed it at the 2nd Disembodied Hand. A brilliant ray of sunshine blasted out of the weapon and sprayed across the field. The Disembodied Hand found itself roasting in the pure heat. Whatever was left of it melted rapidly. The beam's temperature was almost 5,000 K; nearly the temperature of the sun's surface. Sweltering heat covered the entire field. The combination of the concentrated sun-beam and the sun itself being at its peak made the battlefield incredibly hot.
The brilliant ray soon trickled to nothing more than a glimmer. The Good Morningstar lost its brilliant gold color and became a yellowish-gray. It indicated that it would take some time before it could charge up to this state once more. The 2nd Disembodied Hand was a pile of goop on the ground, melted by the sheer heat. Bubbling, the goop continued to cook like it was an egg. The sun remained high in the sky, gazing down upon the battlefield. Sighing, Bomber put the weapon away and wiped some sweat off of his forehead.
The Baneblade fires its Baneblade Cannon at The Chief, the powerful shell easily piercing his rotting flesh. The cannon will take one turn to reload. (Pretty sure this is a thing we forgot about Tazz. Sorry!) The three Twin-Linked Heavy Stormbolters are able to fire independently of the main cannon due to the size of the crew. All three focus on The Chief as well, filling him with hot lead.
Longsword && Lunarium Ingot || XVIII - The Moon = Moontante (Level 6: 7/7)
Alchemy Complete!
The Moontante is the antithesis to The Good Morningstar. A type of longsword called a Montante, it is made of Lunarium and infused with the powers of XVIII - The Moon.
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==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Imperator 50/50 DONE! USING...
Ante Up 39/50 (+1 from Tazz.)(+3 from Generic.) (+3 from Bomber.)
Charge #2: 19/20 (+1 from Tazz.)
Charge #3: 2/30 (+1 from Tazz.)
+3 to Bomber.
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 4/11
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 4/11
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 3/11
==Action==
///FOCUSED///
Crystal draws his Ebbmetal Sword and slices up Disembodied Hand 2 again, before drawing his Flowmetal Wand in the other hand and conjuring a blast of oily virulent-green liquid out of nowhere. The liquid hits Disembodied Hand 2, and the hand’s flesh immediately starts to warp, melt, and give off steam. The liquid is known as Vitriol, an acid that is both quite near the Platonic essence of an agent of destructive transformation and infused with the pure hate and infinite rage of a race of trapped, deposed gods.
==Entities==
50/50 activated! Corresponding charges from Generic and Bomber activated as well!
Loading file IMPERATOR.boss...
File loaded.
Execute? y/n
>Y
Crystal, Bomber, and the Golem stand in a triangle, as a massive summoning circle appears beneath them. All three raise their hands into the air as a portal forms above them, from which a massive metal construct slowly descends. Built to resemble a massive metal human, a cathedral-like structure sits on its back, while the whole thing appears to have been recently repaired and heavily modified. The cathedral on its back abruptly reshapes itself under an assault of magic, merging into one massive structure left open to the air, which appears to be filled with culinary implements, ovens, and other aids to the art of cooking. Three humanlike shapes of pure godly light, larger than life, coalesce in the kitchen, settling after a second into the form of three chef deities. As their features settle, letters brand themselves into the back wall of the massive room: HELL'S KITCHEN. The first chef steps forward, revealing himself to be Gordon Ramsay. "Well, here we are. Finally. Let's turn up the heat." He raises a hand to the tables around him, and arrays of cutlery raise up from the tables and float around him, guided by divine chef majjyyks. The next steps forward, revealing the face of Emeril Lagasse. "I agree completely. Let's kick this battle up a notch! Bam!" He raises up and begins to float in the air, appearing to be charging some type of summoning. The last steps forward, and his features finally settle into the memorable face of Alton Brown. "I've always said that I make movies about food. But, in a pinch, I can whip something up myself. And I'm feeling pretty inspired right about now." He walks over to the cooking area of the kitchen and quickly sets up for food preparation, before all three chefs walk to the front area of Hell's Kitchen, open to the battle raging around them. Alton steps forward, and speaks. "Well, the prep is over, and now it's showtime. So now, DTG, with an open heart and an empty stomach, I say unto you in the words of The Chairman's uncle: 'Allez cuisine!'"
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan:
HP: 450,000.
Void Shields: 100,000 HP. Regenerates by 20,000 per turn. Can be penetrated by exceptionally strong attacks, while nulling completely negligible ones. Basically acts as Armor but with HP.
Attack: 50,000.
Plasma Annihilator (IIII): The Imperator Titan fires its deadly Plasma Annihilator, one of the largest plasma weapons ever made. Hooked directly to the titan's monstrously powerful plasma reactors, the weapon unleashes a devastating plasma blast that deals IMMENSE damage to a single enemy. Seriously, this thing is listed as having the power of a miniature sun.
IRON CHEF (IIIIII): The three deity-chefs host a competition to find the next Iron Chef. One non-boss entity from each faction (AZ, PZ, GS, and Neutral/Hostile) is chosen to compete in a contest to find the next Iron Chef. This contest, naturally, takes the form of gladiatorial combat. The entities duke it out in a battle royale, dealing minicrits to each other and unable to be harmed or helped by outside forces. The winner is declared the Iron Chef - this comes with three turns of crits, three turns of five armor points, and a full heal. The competition does not end if the Imperator Titan is destroyed; it continues until a winner is declared!
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown
Invulnerable, killed when the Imperator Titan is destroyed.
No attack.
Good Eats (IIII): Alton Brown prepares a great feast, healing two allies of his choice for a considerable amount and giving them Well Fed for two turns. Well Fed increases their damage by 10,000.
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay
Invulnerable, killed when the Imperator Titan is destroyed.
Attack: 10,000
Growing Rage: Every turn, Gordon Ramsay's attack increases by 2,500.
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse
Invulnerable, killed when the Imperator Titan is destroyed.
No attack.
Guest Star (III): Emril Lagasse summons a guest star onto the show. This can be literally anything.
Spoil: Cutlery of the Chef Gods
When used, summons a great feast for two entities, healing them for a considerable amount and granting them Well Fed for two turns. This effect increases their damage by 10,000. Four-charge. (In other words, this spoil grants Alton Brown’s Good Eats ability to the holder.)
For its first action, the Chef-Class Imperator Titan will fire all its secondary weapons (which are the things that give it its massive attack) at the Instant Raman Army. Meanwhile, Gordon Ramsay will fire a barrage of knives at the GF Alpha-Omega.
==Responses/RP== There we go. One Project: Imperator finished. On another note… huh. It’s not entirely unsurprising to learn Sans has gotten himself some fifth wall knowledge, but it’ll probably be nice to have yet another fifth wall breaker around.
All attacks on Sp00pinator and Lunai are blocked by Revan armed with his Lightsabers, Revan doesn't like the PZs targeting a healer and a friendly skeleton man. The other guy might be trouble however... His bloodshed against the Mandalorians was for the sake against the Galaxy, they refused peace.
"Friends, you shall live another day. Twitchy, my love please don't goad them. They are already bloodthirsty enough and that is without encouragement. I don't blame you however."
Revan tells Richard about the Tapes and reading Uzi's mind
"Whatever she's hiding either makes her vulnerable, something she's afraid of what would happen if we find it, or she's trying to lure us into a trap. Knowing her, I got money on afraid/trap. Any thoughts Richie Rich?"
Charges:
HK-47 9/50
Basilisk War Droid 9/42
Sith Assassin(s) (+1 from Mod Man +2 from the TRAITOR and +1 compensation charge, Revan thanks you silently) 8/15
Assists:
Revan tosses +2 to those who want them and then +1 to Pit for either wares or to curry favor with the angel / angelic being
Force Alignment:
Dark Lord of the Sith? (He's a bit of a softie as you can see.)
Song Request for the Guitar Solo: Mouths Like Sidewinder Missiles(FNaFB Vile's Theme)
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nopenopenopenopenope
I just saw that boss.
My heart has ceased to exist.
Battlefury13: Well, looks like those N00BS finally got serious.
Battlefury13: i think we might need to try hard for once!
+2 from the TRAITOR
Wow, you people are easy to anger. It's not like i backstabbed him for no reason. You might find my argument more compelling if you read the end of DTG2. But then again, i'm just a TRAITOR, so traitorous i am THE TRAITOR. I obviously don't have any say in my actions unless i want to be a traitor, and at any rate im still a loony who betrayed his perfect, awesome, totally flawless friends for an evil sociopath who ends up destroying 3 universes... oh, wait. That is EXACTLY YOUR GODMODDER in the future. But i'm just a heartless, useless, unloyal, sociopathic traitor, so clearly my words mean nothing but dirt. So just ignore my opinion. It seems to not matter.
Besides, you don't have the best track record for being loyal. Both Darth Malak and the Republic can attest to that. Oh, and when the sith emperor- admittedly, a galaxy eater, but still- argeed to make peace you later went and tried to wreck up his empire. Then, you tried to resurrect said emperor to defeat him, and dispute being defeated he STILL came back. So, now we have a galaxy eater on the loose in the star wars Galaxy and i can't even touch the place with a mile-long electrostaff. Nice Job Breaking It, Hero.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
(EXPENDED) I: 10/10
II: 12/15 +1 base +1 Pricey
III: 11/25 +1 base +1 Modpack
Assists:
+1 Modpack
+1 PitTheAngel
+1 Pricey
Action:
I: IRON-CAPPED SURPRISE 10/10 (EXPENDED)
After first taking some iron and crafting it into two iron caps, I take a stick and pop the caps on each end to craft a:
Iron-Capped Wooden Wand: A crummy, basic starter wand. It's only saving quality being that it IS magical, unlike those fake wands.
To speed the process along, I expend my energy to recharge the vis stor- and Ah... this causes the wand to fly out of my hand and embed itself into the 2nd disembodied hand? Well... No problem, I'll just have to dig it out and... the wand explodes.
I really hate crummy wands. Ugh, I craft another.
Inventory
A whole bunch of wood.
A supply of saplings.
A few apples.
A iron pickaxe.
A set of Iron tools.
A set of Iron Armour.
A questionably large amount of cobblestone.
A small amount of Furnaces
A few mountain crystals.
A few stacks of vanilla ore.
A single crummy iron-capped wooden wand.
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I might as well give my whole take on the whole "Who is right" thing. The main argument from the PZ side as to why UZ is best is "Richard will murder-ify everything". And to that, I have two counter points.
A ) Wouldn't UzerZero be just as likely, if not more so, to go down the same power hungry path as Richard? Also, Richard wasn't as bad as everyone remembers him to be. Right now, UserZero is trying to kill people. Back at the start of DTG2, Richard was/will be trying to make everyone quit Minecraft. Everything that transpired from his actions, everything that turned it into a massive, multi-dimensional conflict, was a constantly escalating need for a bigger bad guy from things OUTSIDE of Richard's control, such as Scratch and the Conflict. And, we know that the Conflict was pushing Richard towards attacking Minecraft to act as a catalyst. So, the Conflict would want any extremely powerful godmodder to go and stir up trouble by attacking Minecraft so it can have everyone else like Binary and Scratch do their evulness things. Gee, who do we know who is currently a very powerful godmodder, isn't very mentally stable, enjoys killing things for no particular reason, and is prone to sudden acts of violence?
B ) My plan was to kill both of them anyway. I considered joining GS, but if I did, all my attacks would be directed at the PZ side anyway because they're the bigger immediate threat. So that would mean I would be AZ in all but name, and that's not really worth it.
Current Entities
*cricket sounds*
Commands:
...
Possible tracking for Adventurer:
Attitude: None (1/3 Mind)
Tokens (0, 0, 0)
Total Tokens (0, 0, 0)
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
Now, onto a more "normal" action.
In (possibly) my first action with this new leveling system, Inari cloaks herself in flames and half roars, half howls into the sky, causing a large pillar of solar fire to intimidate the Chief. (So, to reiterate, this isn't me trying to inflict a "fear" debuff or anything. This is me using a Mind based attack. So, please count it as normal damage)
Relevance Line (I'm saving a lot of my RP for later)
“Mikoto, we should probably leave her to rest a little. She doesn’t seem to be feeling well.”
“Wait, we need to make sure she’s okay. Please stay.”
“I… … … um… fi… … I... am fine…”
“I’m sorry Gail, but you always say you’re okay, even when you’re not.”
The Veteran thinks for a moment before saying,
“If you want me to, I have a few ideas to see if it’s just the anesthetics.”
“Please… please do.”
The Veteran kneels down, looks into Gail's eyes and, speaking slowly and clearly, says,
"Now, Gail, I'm going to ask you a few questions. I want you to answer to the best of your ability. If you understand me, repeat what I just said."
Gail nodded slowly, not knowing what this was leading up to. After getting out a piece of paper and a pencil, the Veteran thought for a moment of a good problem then wrote down "f(x) = (Sin(x) * x^2)^3"
"Call this function f. Find f prime please."
Eagerly, Gail started on the problem, like she was trying to prove something to the Veteran. Within a minute or two, she pushed the paper back with "f'(x) = (3Sin(x)^2 * Cos(x) * x^6) + (6 * Sin(x)^3 * x^5)” written on it.
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10,
(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life 4/9
(Paper && Lapis Lazui Ink) || (Thuamic Node && Bottled Mana) = Glyph of Mana 4/7
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 6/11
+1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey, +1 to Toast. Got +15 total since I last counted.
Charges: 8/50
50/50 (Sorry, but I need to hold onto this a turn. It changes slightly based on whether my leveling system gets approved or not.)
Crippled Braindamaged Weak Puny Honey Badger: 6/50
Main Battle Superheavy Tank: 6/50
Lots of bling: 3/14
I proceed to make a phone call to the TV Tropes pantheon, posing as BOTH godmodders. I make sure to hit all the gods' Berserk Buttons in order to make this at least ten times even more ridiculous. At least enough that the PPRC (Paradox Poker Roulette Chess) game I'm having in an alt universe somehow links to it...talking about which, I also invite the two Godmodders here for that game, as it involves popcorn, scheming, being a troll, and AWESOME.
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
New uses and tweaks for common items that lack uses. Making some items less unbearable.
/null
I revved up my Minigun once more. I did not knew that.
-------------------------------------------------- REVVED UP AT 50%
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
Alright, UPDOP TERMNOP. Anything above this post is null, so repost!
Also, +1 to all charges as compensation for the lateness.
[RP AND ATTACKS]
--FOCUSED--
My summons. Half of them destroyed on the turn they were summoned. This injustice must be corrected.
consumerofAll [CA] started pestering consumerofAll [CA]
CA: Hey, me.
CA: Hi.
CA: I need your help with something.
CA: What do you need?
CA: So, you know that noise abomination that you summoned?
CA: Yes. She's taking a beating.
CA: Well, I need it to help me with something. I'm going to open a portal above it.
Within a few seconds, the weather is somehow changed immediately and is replaced with a demonic noise that only [AZ], [GS], [N] and [H] players and entities can hear. Their grip on reality is loosened as their mind tries to get the noise out of their head.
While that happens, a splash of rushed charge energy solidfies behind me, forming into the Charge Abomination. The remaining familiars also follow Twitchy's orders and take aim at the Sp00pinator.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Homulilly 8/40 (+1 from Tazz, +4 from Uzi)
Charge Abomination 10/10 COMPLETE
Spell Matrix 21/25 (+1 from Tazz, +4 from Uzi)
Railgun && Esper's Brain = ESP Railgun (5/5) COMPLETE
Coin Launcher || ESP Railgun == only my railgun (1/??)
+2 to TT2000, +1 to burningtrapper
Offering a +3 in reserve to PitTheAngel after he completes his current charge. (Just a note.)
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
Charge Abomination [PZ] 40,000/40,000 HP. Charge Bar: IIIIIIIIII
5-post Summon: Self-explanatory, but just to make it really clear.
Assistable: Can be assisted. Assists heal it by 2,000HP and add 4,000 max HP.
Does not gain charge on its own.
Weather: ♀'s Noise. Weakens non-PZ attacks by 10% and reduces the Guitar Solo by 8% per turn. II
(It's a good thing I'm getting replacements in about the time sans arrives, which is a...
very long time. Well done, Richy, you got your first ragequit (but without the quit).)
[INVENTORY]
Coin Launcher, ESP Railgun
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
I just put up the Barrier around Sp00pinator to protect him from Just one hit and i repair his body.
Character/Ally RP
Sp00pinat0r: I WILL DEFEND Y0U LITTLE THING.
Sir Shield: Can't move... Looks like I was unconscious... from being slapped by that giant abomination...
Sans is coming in 5 more turns...
Ebbotine h0I! 19/30 +1 from Tazz
Heal/Support based Ally 14/50 +1 from Tazz
Coarsebot? 5/40 +1 from Tazz
Alchemy Creation:
Nectar OOO Critical Potion = Potion of Dire Nectar 9/9! I am going to inspect this.
Boss Damaging Pendant && Greatsword && Blue Gem && Laser Rifle = Like a Boss 3/11
New Weapon! Mini LHC && Crazy Particles && Meowmere ll Rune Blade = Madhouse 2/11 (Felt like i was Drunk again Just edited this to make it more better)
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Allies Action:
Sir Shield is Stunned!
Lunai heals Sp00pinator as well.
Sp00py Emper0r Sp00pinat0r's Acti0n: I PR0TECT LUNAI AND I MAKE A BLESSING 0F THE SP00PY G0D TO REC0VER MYSELF.
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Sp00pinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time
Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Irecreeper, +1 Leon
Charge Bank: N/A
My ItemsAngelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Light
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits)
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
I try to cure Quote's infection, but if that fails, than I shoot the Vortex Monolith with the Solar Flare.
And again...: 39/50
Marvel of Machinery: 8/50
spacesheep: 1/25
Solar Flare && Solar Panel II Flamethrower = Sunbringer (4/8)
It's High Noon
=====OOC Message for engie=====
Want to trade 3+'s?
In progress/finished=======
Beggars Bazooka && D10 = Gambler's 4/5 lvl 4
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 7/8 Level 8
D20X3 & D10 = ??? 1/? Level?
Actual action=========
i dethrone the Sp00py Emper0r with a sp00py rebelion! I then become Sp00py Emper0r and order the rebels to attack Sp00pinat0r!
Then, i build the Sp00py Star! its like the death star but it destroys all traces of Sp00p that is not [PZ] aligned!
Useful Info on Recipes ======
Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
(N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7
useful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Entity's:==================
The annoying dog attacks Sp00pinator with the power of its 7-charge abilty! A number of extremely deadly Real Knifes come out of a portal and slice Sp00pinator to pieces.
Charges========
no 13/50 (4+ from best godmodder)
1/50
1/50
3+ to Engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
30/50 The being that is itself time (+1 Ire, Tazz)
29/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods
15/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
+3 Ire
Blank Spellcard II Danmaku Pattern: Spellcard 4/6
A spellcard. Ranges in usefulness depending on such factors as the power and creativity of the card user, as well as how much the card bares their soul.
Also:
UserZero looks at you like you've straight up lost your mind, incredulous yet offended at the same time.
UserZero: dude.
UserZero: would i honestly tell you who my dad is, if i even have one? or who named me?
UserZero: i'm not breaching my own freaking veil with information like that.
UserZero: honestly i was briefly giving you the benefit of the doubt, but, well...
UserZero: it appears the narrative's so-called champions tend towards a lack of intelligence so noticeable that it's outright insulting that you're even winning at all.
All the actions Star was taking stop.
"Did you just...say that? Did you? (Checks post above) Oh, my god you did! That's so...
JANUARY 16th, 2016
In a clean facility filled with weapons of all kinds
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
On an altar where creatures were once worshipped as gods
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A futuristic looking racetrack
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A land filled with giant cherries
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A land tormented by 8 dishonorable knights
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A land where no civilization has taken root
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A land where the three laws of robotics have been tossed out the window
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A distant planet, teeming with life
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A desert ruled over by a crime organization
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A tomb hidden beneath a mountain that looks like a skull
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
An eastern wonderland filled with dangerous beings
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A land with a mixture of Japanese and American influence
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A mirror world on the brink of destruction
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The planet with the most obvious shape ever considering its name
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A world that has already dealt with the apocalypse...twice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A mythical land where the gods dwell
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A place where a combatant has a watchful eye looking over him
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And in 2012, January 16th, in a server where a battle rages
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! HA!
I must thank you for giving me such a good chance to laugh. The sequels have been getting progressively darker, and I'm glad I can just forget my troubles for a while, and laugh.
Gee, Miss 'I'm going to reveal my name in a fit of rage to a server filled mostly with people who are trying to defeat me', I wonder what could have possibly given me the idea that you would be so moronic as to give me personal information.
In all seriousness, I wanted to eliminate one specific possibility of your personality that would have been annoying if it was true. I wanted to see if you were insane enough to believe that you were the Greek goddess Hera. You see, if you are the Greek goddess Hera, you're not going to just say that flat out: There are rules about gods getting involved in the affairs of the living, and I believe killing people who randomly come on your server breaks a few of those (though I don't exactly have the book memorized). If, hypothetically, you believed you were the goddess because you have a few screws loose, you would jump all over the chance to proclaim to the world that 'I AM A GODDESS'.
But you didn't, so you're not THAT insane. But seriously. You don't know WHY I tried? I sorely hope you're joking, because if you aren't, well, it doesn't speak well for godmodders in general if the most powerful lacks any sort of sense.
Regardless of whether that was willful ignorance or just plain ignorance, it was very funny. Once again, Hera, thank you.
(Also, Pane, why didn't you shut up any of those guys, if they are going to reveal things about the future to 'the Golden God'? Seems like a double standard.)"
What? Was what she said supposed to faze me? Granted, what she said could have been a burn...if it wasn't ridiculous.
I give each of the disembodied hands a really bad nail clipping.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
=====OOC Message for engie=====
Want to trade 3+'s?
In progress/finished=======
Beggars Bazooka && D10 = Gambler's 4/5 lvl 4
Blue Suit && Courtroom Antics && Lots and Lots of Buffing && Attorney's Badge = Wright 7/8 Level 8
D20X3 & D10 = ??? 2/? Level?
Actual action=========
Before i attack, i silence FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW's hysterical laughing by tossing him in a massive cave filled with mercury, which promptly freezes. With him inside. Owch.
I then turn around.
Excuse me, i have a call to make. Please do not stab me in the back, as i will be forced to trap you with that unpleasant fellow's hysterical laughing.
==CALL LOG==
battlesFuriously has called Herbert P. Bear at 6:48 PM
Bring you're sun-blocking, heat draining laser. I have use of it.
Oh, and don't even think of NOT complying. You will find the reward to be far greater than the cost.
Freedom from those pesky penguins, a nice place to stay, all the respect as a villain you deserve, your own base...
All that could be your's if you simply used this device
---battlesFuriously sent Herbert P. Bear a teleporter device---
i presume i will see you later.
---battlesFuriously has ended the call at 6:51 PM---
===END CALL===
Herbert's base teleport's in, seemingly out of nowhere. Since this is during Operation: Blackout, the High Frequency Infrared Reversion Laser drains the heat from the AZ, H, and GS side of the battlefield as it drains the heat from the sun.The annoying dog don's it's HEAT GENERATING WINTER OUTFIT as the lack of heat spreads to neutral. Herberts base meanwhile, suddenly has a laser to redirect the excess heat- after all, its much warmer in this non-arctic climate. The Heat Redirecting Laser quickly deep-fry's Richard. His heat protection proves to be no match for the almighty heat of the sun, and his armor melts shortly before he begins burning in a worse situation than Anakin Skywalker at the end of Episode Three. Meanwhile, the [PZ] side of the battlefield is an absolute paradise. Everyone try's to easily destroy Herbert's base, but it turns out i upgraded it with upgrades following the guidelines of the Evil Overlord Guide. Whoops.
Herbert notices UserZero, and presumably has a chat with her about villianly. He probably doesn't care if she doesn't approve. It's an absolute paradise here! Plus, the Heat Redirecting Beam can somehow hit Club Penguin at ANY point in time! It can also DRAIN heat and use ANOTHER heat directing laser to use that heat!
Battlefury13: I hope you guy's enjoy the winter. I'm certainly going to enjoy this paradise here.
Useful Info on Recipes ======
Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
(N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7
useful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Entity's:==================
The EBARF repeatedly stabs Quote.
Charges========
no 13/50 (4+ from best godmodder)
1/50
1/50
3+ to Engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"Whatever. They'll find a way to game it too and we'll be right back where we started. Probably. If they're not as stupid as we think."
Mandatory Grinding: 43/50
BAR: N?GGGAAAAA
STEALTH DANCING: 3/50 (just here for convenience, consumer)
BAR: PPPNNNNNNN
"Well, to be fair..."
"There is one way I would immediately drop everything for a teamswap."
"Though it's so obvious and comes from a mile away you'd have to be trying to trigger it or just monumentally stupid."
"Or have really, really bad allies."
"And you're not going to hear about it to take abuse...anyone."
"And please don't try stupid mind hacks to find out early. That's just sequence breaking. That would be like me breaking your barrier, Zero. And besides, I actually have ways to combat that."
(Heh...who knew I'd get the secret to mind defense from being attacked by Reisen, of all people?)
39/50 39/50
Computer Monitors && Telekinetic Harness = HAX!!!!!!!! 5/5 COMPLETE
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 11/11 COMPLETE
So... I somehow survived crawling inside the chief. I do not know what to think right now, But I do know I have two new toys to play with. I pick up my bluster flailbldae. I swing it at the stunned chief and as it cuts through a few key tendons in his leg a cutting wave of air peirces through the rest of his legs.
+1 to Pit
Commands:
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
Ugh... okay, I spent a LONG time typing this up. It's probably too complicated. I'll leave it here to see what Tazz thinks of it. I'm trying to improve the two things I enjoy most about DTG, entities and RP.
Super Mega Leveling Class of Complexity and Greatness!I spend one of my 50/50 charges to initiate this leveling system for myself. Presenting… the Adventurer “Class”, with mechanics stolen fr- er… inspired by King’s Quest and Renowned Explorers. I really like how those games work and I’ve talked a lot about the later, so this is my first attempt at translating them into DTG. It’s really focused on entities, with a little bit about my own actions.
HP (Heart Points): 20/20. Obviously, this goes down when I take damage.
The main thing about this system is that I can damage enemies with Might, Mind, or Heart. Might is exactly what you’d expect, beating enemies to death with physical strength. Mind is being negative without violence. So, it is using words, illusions, mind games, and the like to enrage, intimidate, sadden, and whatever else the opponents. Heart is being peaceful and inspiring towards enemies. For the sake of actually making this work, all of these can reduce the enemy’s HP. All of my own actions can be attributed with Might, Mind, or Heart. The order I use them in has certain effects. Heart (and occasionally, Mind or Might) can be used to heal allies.
When I use three actions of the same style in a row, I go into either a Might, Mind, or Heart attitude. By default, this does nothing. It breaks whenever I use an attack of a different style.
Passives (where the bulk of this is):
Traveler’s Stories: Whenever I post RP with an attack, the RP gets counted as part of the attack description. Tazz already does this though, and I thank him for that. So, please keep doing that. Especially now, I get the feeling that most of my damage will come through this passive.
Remember the Legends: This is how I upgrade myself. Through my actions, I can collect 3 types of tokens to spend on getting upgrades. They are either Wealth, Science, or Fame. Here’s a quick table about what actions give what tokens.
* Dealing Damage: For every 20,000 damage (cumulative across attacks), I gain one token of a type based on which style I use. Using Might gives Wealth, using Mind gives Science, and using Heart gives Fame.
* Selling stuff: For every 2 charge points I gain that way, I gain 1 Wealth token.
* Finishing a permanent alchemy: Gives 1 Fame token per 3 levels of the finished alchemy. Rounded down.
* Finishing a consumable alchemy: Gives 1 Science token per 3 levels of the finished alchemy. Rounded down.
* Getting a Spoil of War: Gives 10 Fame tokens, 10 Science tokens, and 10 Wealth tokens.
* Assisting Defeating a (non trivial) Enemy (dealing damage to something and either defeating it there, or it then is defeated later in the turn. This also applies to my entities): Gives 1 of each token, plus 2 of my choice
* RP With Another Player: Gives one token based on what the RP was about. Maximum of only 1 token per turn.
Once I have a bunch of tokens collected, I can use them to get upgrades. Please note that while some of the upgrades are named after my past, current, or future entities, getting them does NOT summon anything onto the field. This system of upgrades is kinda to tie into my RP. The cost is listed as (x y z), where x is Wealth cost, y is Science cost, z is Fame cost.
* Mikoto’s Strength (2, 4, 2): Unlocks the Mockery passive. While in a Might attitude, my next Mind based attack deals 30% extra damage. In addition, ending the turn while in a Mind attitude lets me have my entities preform one attack that they currently have access to, but it has NO healing/damaging/buffing/debuffing power or any effect on a target outside the “attacking” entity. This is for my entities who have systems where they need to use other attacks to build up to a special attack.
* Gail’s Strength (2, 2, 4): Unlocks the Reaching Out passive. While in a Heart attitude, my next Heart based attack deals 30% extra damage. In addition, ending the turn while in a Heart attitude heals the HP* of any entities I have by 5,000.
* AXIS Augment (10, 5, 3): Whenever I summon an entity, it deals 30% more damage for its first 3 turns. In addition, I can spend up to 10 Wealth tokens to increases this bonus by 1% per token spent.
* Elemental Surge (3, 10, 5): Whenever I summon an entity, its special attacks charge twice as fast for its first 3 turns. If it uses a system where its special attacks are gated by its own values, other attacks that increase those values increase them for twice the normal amount for its first three turns. In addition, I can spend 10 Science tokens to make this effect last one turn longer.
* Force of the Word (5, 3, 10): Whenever I summon an entity, it spawns with 20% extra HP*. In addition, I can spend up to 10 Fame tokens on the entity to give it +1% HP* per 2 tokens.
* Conviction (2, 2, 2): I gain +1 HP/turn regen and my maximum HP increases by 5. I can buy this up to 4 times, each time the amount of each token needed doubles.
* Legends to Surpass (2, 2, 2): My entities have 2% higher HP* and damage. I can buy this up to 5 times. Each time I do, each token cost increases by 1
* Writing Pages (2, 2, 2): Decreases the damage requirement to get a token by 1,000. I can buy this up to 5 times. Each time I do, each token price goes up by 1.
* = or HP equivalent. Your mileage may vary based on the entity.
These next three “upgrades” can be bought any number of times and are meant to give me a use for tokens once I (hopefully) buy everything else.
* Drive to Greatness (6, 3, 2): Increases the effectiveness of my next (standard) action by 50%. If I'm in a Might attitude, this costs 2 fewer Wealth tokens.
* Convenient Discovery (2, 6, 3): Progresses one of my alchemies by 3 points. If I'm in a Mind attitude, this costs 2 fewer Science tokens.
* Outside Help (3, 2, 6): Raises one of my charges by 5 points. If I'm in a Heart attitude, this costs 2 fewer Fame tokens.
I attempt to use the frustration I felt making this as a way to attack the Chief.
Also, I did some math. Without defeating enemy/sales, I get an average of 3.5 tokens per post.
Relevance Line
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Alchemy and charges:
Finished list(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life 3/??
(Paper && Lapis Lazui Ink) || (Thuamic Node && Bottled Mana) = Glyph of Mana 3/??
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 5/11
Going to deal with charges later... +2 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Walker: level 2, 642500 damage
Something Big: 35/50 (+1 from UserZero, +1 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 35/50 (+1 from UserZero, +1 from battlefury13)
Something Big: 36/50 (+2 from UserZero, +1 from battlefury13)
+3 to battlefury13
Walker decides, this turn, that Quote could snowball out of control and something needs to be done about that. Smashing the tip of the blade of his sword into the ground, a stone tower rises up from the force, which he uses to grind the blade to a sharper edge, before slashing the tower in half, leaping up into the air, and kicking the massive block of stone sailing over at Quote. It lands directly on top of the unfortunate target, followed shortly afterwards by Walker leaping over in a single bound and taking a quick stab, impaling Quote through the head. He twists the sword, snapping his victim's head clean off the neck, winds up, and swings the impaled-head-on-a-sword at the stone slab from earlier, shattering the slab and Quote's head in a single strike. With that finished, he deceptively calmly walks back to the PZ side of the battlefield... and turns around to blast Quote with a lightning bolt as a final stay down warning.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Imperator 50/50 USING...
Lin-Willdrew 19/50
??? 19/50
Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Amptitan Rifles 8/11
Staff && Plant Titan Essence = Titanbloom Staff 9/11
Bow && Air Titan Essence = Titangust Bow 11/11
24,000/40,000 XP Lv. 3 (+3 HP total)
+3 ...Crystal?
The Golem surveys the battlefield.
Golem: Well, it's a beautiful massacre out there. In 5 turns, one of my collaborations will bear fruit, and Sans will likely raze these wargrounds. Shame I can't do anything with him.
Golem: On the other hand, Imperator's starting. Can't wait to get out the first triple-user boss out. Shame we can't get it to 4 users, but Erelye does what he wants, I suppose. No stopping him.
Golem: ..."Erelye", the person in Nonfiction, that is.
Golem: Kind of annoys me that I have to clarify at all, but what are you gonna do.
Golem: Let's just get this over with.
The Golem pulls out a chef hat and apron and puts them on, walking over to Bomber and Crystal. Meanwhile, some Ballet Shoes fall out of the sky, smacking the 4th Disembodied Hand.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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IMPERATOR: 50/50 ================================================== READY
Scourge of the Beast: 13/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz)
The Executioner: 12/50 ================================================== (+1 from Tazz)
+3 to Crystal
Bomber pulled out The Good Morningstar, a large mace-like weapon made out of Solarium. It glows with a radiance matched by few other materials. It has also been infused with the power of XIX - The Sun, giving it even more power. Some say this relic has some sway over time...
Wielding the weapon, Bomber prepared to... he suddenly stopped in his tracks. He heard his phone ring in his pocket. Sighing, he planted the weapon on the ground and leaned on its metal shaft, holding the phone in his other hand.
BOMBER: Hey, a little busy here. Make it quick, if you will.
PIT BOSS: Greetings, Mr. Bomber. With a lot of hard work, grit, and... Orks, we finally finished it!
Bomber cracked a wicked grin, as he realized what this meant.
BOMBER: Excellent! Alright, I need you to move it out of Irongutta's workshop. Preferably to an open area.
PIT BOSS: Oh dear... We'll get on it right away. Hey you, yes, you with the green- no, the other one. Yeah, you! Order your workers to start moving this thing. Use some... cranes or whatever, I don't know.
IRONGUTTA: OI! HOW'Z ABOUT I JUS PILOT IT?
PIT BOSS: You get down from there right now! Ooh, you better not scratch it or else I'll- oh no.
Loud stomping and crashing could be heard in the background, followed by a few surprised trumpets (reminder that Devilites sound like that) and cockney laughter. The call was cut off; all that could be heard was a droning buzz. Bomber shrugged and put his phone away, too excited to be frustrated with the occasional incompetence and shenanigans of his subordinates. Fantastic news had just met his ears, and he couldn't be happier.
Brandishing The Good Morningstar, Bomber glared at the 2nd Disembodied Hand, which still hung on after being evaporated. Levitating himself before the hand, he held out his weapon and used it to point right at the Disembodied Hand, as if he was choosing it for something. The sun hung just above the horizon, causing shadows to be cast upon the field. The sky was a beautiful amber color, contradicting the constant massacre that was The Battlefield. Keeping his eyes on his opponent, Bomber slowly raised The Good Morningstar high over his head. The sun's rays shone directly upon the weapon's spiked head, causing it to shine more brilliantly. It began to cast its own beams of sunlight out in different directions, radiating an intense heat.
Bomber looked behind him confidently, and saw exactly what he expected. Slowly, but surely, the sun itself began to slowly climb back up from its descent. It was an absolutely baffling sight. The oranges and yellows of the sky melted away, back into the deep blue that accompanied daytime. Climbing ever higher, the sun was almost overhead now. The Good Morningstar was glowing as if it were the sun itself, becoming grossly incandescent. Bomber shaded his eyes with his other hand as he continued to hold the legendary weapon skyward. The sun approached the middle of the sky- it was nearly noon once more. Returning his gaze to the 2nd Disembodied Hand, he grinned.
At the exact moment the sun was at its peak, Bomber thrust the weapon forward and pointed it at the 2nd Disembodied Hand. A brilliant ray of sunshine blasted out of the weapon and sprayed across the field. The Disembodied Hand found itself roasting in the pure heat. Whatever was left of it melted rapidly. The beam's temperature was almost 5,000 K; nearly the temperature of the sun's surface. Sweltering heat covered the entire field. The combination of the concentrated sun-beam and the sun itself being at its peak made the battlefield incredibly hot.
The brilliant ray soon trickled to nothing more than a glimmer. The Good Morningstar lost its brilliant gold color and became a yellowish-gray. It indicated that it would take some time before it could charge up to this state once more. The 2nd Disembodied Hand was a pile of goop on the ground, melted by the sheer heat. Bubbling, the goop continued to cook like it was an egg. The sun remained high in the sky, gazing down upon the battlefield. Sighing, Bomber put the weapon away and wiped some sweat off of his forehead.
The Baneblade fires its Baneblade Cannon at The Chief, the powerful shell easily piercing his rotting flesh. The cannon will take one turn to reload. (Pretty sure this is a thing we forgot about Tazz. Sorry!) The three Twin-Linked Heavy Stormbolters are able to fire independently of the main cannon due to the size of the crew. All three focus on The Chief as well, filling him with hot lead.
Longsword && Lunarium Ingot || XVIII - The Moon = Moontante (Level 6: 7/7)
Alchemy Complete!
The Moontante is the antithesis to The Good Morningstar. A type of longsword called a Montante, it is made of Lunarium and infused with the powers of XVIII - The Moon.
R.N.G. && Shoddy Reroller = Slightly More Favorable R.N.G. (Level 10: 3/11)
The Good Morningstar && Aether Lens = The Magnifying Masher (Level 8: 2/9)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Imperator 50/50 DONE! USING...
Ante Up 39/50 (+1 from Tazz.)(+3 from Generic.) (+3 from Bomber.)
Charge #2: 19/20 (+1 from Tazz.)
Charge #3: 2/30 (+1 from Tazz.)
+3 to Bomber.
Dulled Dagger && True Essence of Fire == Blade of Hottest Flame 4/11
Stick && True Essence of Air == Wand of Greatest Heights 4/11
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit == Guardmail Suit 3/11
==Action==
///FOCUSED///
Crystal draws his Ebbmetal Sword and slices up Disembodied Hand 2 again, before drawing his Flowmetal Wand in the other hand and conjuring a blast of oily virulent-green liquid out of nowhere. The liquid hits Disembodied Hand 2, and the hand’s flesh immediately starts to warp, melt, and give off steam. The liquid is known as Vitriol, an acid that is both quite near the Platonic essence of an agent of destructive transformation and infused with the pure hate and infinite rage of a race of trapped, deposed gods.
==Entities==
50/50 activated! Corresponding charges from Generic and Bomber activated as well!
Loading file IMPERATOR.boss...
File loaded.
Execute? y/n
>Y
Crystal, Bomber, and the Golem stand in a triangle, as a massive summoning circle appears beneath them. All three raise their hands into the air as a portal forms above them, from which a massive metal construct slowly descends. Built to resemble a massive metal human, a cathedral-like structure sits on its back, while the whole thing appears to have been recently repaired and heavily modified. The cathedral on its back abruptly reshapes itself under an assault of magic, merging into one massive structure left open to the air, which appears to be filled with culinary implements, ovens, and other aids to the art of cooking. Three humanlike shapes of pure godly light, larger than life, coalesce in the kitchen, settling after a second into the form of three chef deities. As their features settle, letters brand themselves into the back wall of the massive room: HELL'S KITCHEN. The first chef steps forward, revealing himself to be Gordon Ramsay. "Well, here we are. Finally. Let's turn up the heat." He raises a hand to the tables around him, and arrays of cutlery raise up from the tables and float around him, guided by divine chef majjyyks. The next steps forward, revealing the face of Emeril Lagasse. "I agree completely. Let's kick this battle up a notch! Bam!" He raises up and begins to float in the air, appearing to be charging some type of summoning. The last steps forward, and his features finally settle into the memorable face of Alton Brown. "I've always said that I make movies about food. But, in a pinch, I can whip something up myself. And I'm feeling pretty inspired right about now." He walks over to the cooking area of the kitchen and quickly sets up for food preparation, before all three chefs walk to the front area of Hell's Kitchen, open to the battle raging around them. Alton steps forward, and speaks. "Well, the prep is over, and now it's showtime. So now, DTG, with an open heart and an empty stomach, I say unto you in the words of The Chairman's uncle: 'Allez cuisine!'"
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan:
HP: 450,000.
Void Shields: 100,000 HP. Regenerates by 20,000 per turn. Can be penetrated by exceptionally strong attacks, while nulling completely negligible ones. Basically acts as Armor but with HP.
Attack: 50,000.
Plasma Annihilator (IIII): The Imperator Titan fires its deadly Plasma Annihilator, one of the largest plasma weapons ever made. Hooked directly to the titan's monstrously powerful plasma reactors, the weapon unleashes a devastating plasma blast that deals IMMENSE damage to a single enemy. Seriously, this thing is listed as having the power of a miniature sun.
IRON CHEF (IIIIII): The three deity-chefs host a competition to find the next Iron Chef. One non-boss entity from each faction (AZ, PZ, GS, and Neutral/Hostile) is chosen to compete in a contest to find the next Iron Chef. This contest, naturally, takes the form of gladiatorial combat. The entities duke it out in a battle royale, dealing minicrits to each other and unable to be harmed or helped by outside forces. The winner is declared the Iron Chef - this comes with three turns of crits, three turns of five armor points, and a full heal. The competition does not end if the Imperator Titan is destroyed; it continues until a winner is declared!
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown
Invulnerable, killed when the Imperator Titan is destroyed.
No attack.
Good Eats (IIII): Alton Brown prepares a great feast, healing two allies of his choice for a considerable amount and giving them Well Fed for two turns. Well Fed increases their damage by 10,000.
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay
Invulnerable, killed when the Imperator Titan is destroyed.
Attack: 10,000
Growing Rage: Every turn, Gordon Ramsay's attack increases by 2,500.
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse
Invulnerable, killed when the Imperator Titan is destroyed.
No attack.
Guest Star (III): Emril Lagasse summons a guest star onto the show. This can be literally anything.
Spoil: Cutlery of the Chef Gods
When used, summons a great feast for two entities, healing them for a considerable amount and granting them Well Fed for two turns. This effect increases their damage by 10,000. Four-charge. (In other words, this spoil grants Alton Brown’s Good Eats ability to the holder.)
For its first action, the Chef-Class Imperator Titan will fire all its secondary weapons (which are the things that give it its massive attack) at the Instant Raman Army. Meanwhile, Gordon Ramsay will fire a barrage of knives at the GF Alpha-Omega.
==Responses/RP==
There we go. One Project: Imperator finished.
On another note… huh. It’s not entirely unsurprising to learn Sans has gotten himself some fifth wall knowledge, but it’ll probably be nice to have yet another fifth wall breaker around.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
All attacks on Sp00pinator and Lunai are blocked by Revan armed with his Lightsabers, Revan doesn't like the PZs targeting a healer and a friendly skeleton man. The other guy might be trouble however... His bloodshed against the Mandalorians was for the sake against the Galaxy, they refused peace.
"Friends, you shall live another day. Twitchy, my love please don't goad them. They are already bloodthirsty enough and that is without encouragement. I don't blame you however."
Revan tells Richard about the Tapes and reading Uzi's mind
"Whatever she's hiding either makes her vulnerable, something she's afraid of what would happen if we find it, or she's trying to lure us into a trap. Knowing her, I got money on afraid/trap. Any thoughts Richie Rich?"
Charges:
HK-47 9/50
Basilisk War Droid 9/42
Sith Assassin(s) (+1 from Mod Man +2 from the TRAITOR and +1 compensation charge, Revan thanks you silently) 8/15
Assists:
Revan tosses +2 to those who want them and then +1 to Pit for either wares or to curry favor with the angel / angelic being
Force Alignment:
Dark Lord of the Sith? (He's a bit of a softie as you can see.)
Song Request for the Guitar Solo: Mouths Like Sidewinder Missiles(FNaFB Vile's Theme)
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
nopenopenopenopenope
I just saw that boss.
My heart has ceased to exist.
Battlefury13: Well, looks like those N00BS finally got serious.
Battlefury13: i think we might need to try hard for once!
Wow, you people are easy to anger. It's not like i backstabbed him for no reason. You might find my argument more compelling if you read the end of DTG2. But then again, i'm just a TRAITOR, so traitorous i am THE TRAITOR. I obviously don't have any say in my actions unless i want to be a traitor, and at any rate im still a loony who betrayed his perfect, awesome, totally flawless friends for an evil sociopath who ends up destroying 3 universes... oh, wait. That is EXACTLY YOUR GODMODDER in the future. But i'm just a heartless, useless, unloyal, sociopathic traitor, so clearly my words mean nothing but dirt. So just ignore my opinion. It seems to not matter.
Besides, you don't have the best track record for being loyal. Both Darth Malak and the Republic can attest to that. Oh, and when the sith emperor- admittedly, a galaxy eater, but still- argeed to make peace you later went and tried to wreck up his empire. Then, you tried to resurrect said emperor to defeat him, and dispute being defeated he STILL came back. So, now we have a galaxy eater on the loose in the star wars Galaxy and i can't even touch the place with a mile-long electrostaff. Nice Job Breaking It, Hero.
/rp post
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
//Focused Post!//
Charges:
(EXPENDED) I: 10/10
II: 12/15 +1 base +1 Pricey
III: 11/25 +1 base +1 Modpack
Assists:
+1 Modpack
+1 PitTheAngel
+1 Pricey
Action:
I: IRON-CAPPED SURPRISE 10/10 (EXPENDED)
After first taking some iron and crafting it into two iron caps, I take a stick and pop the caps on each end to craft a:
Iron-Capped Wooden Wand: A crummy, basic starter wand. It's only saving quality being that it IS magical, unlike those fake wands.
To speed the process along, I expend my energy to recharge the vis stor- and Ah... this causes the wand to fly out of my hand and embed itself into the 2nd disembodied hand? Well... No problem, I'll just have to dig it out and... the wand explodes.
I really hate crummy wands. Ugh, I craft another.
Inventory
A supply of saplings.
A few apples.
A iron pickaxe.
A set of Iron tools.
A set of Iron Armour.
A questionably large amount of cobblestone.
A small amount of Furnaces
A few mountain crystals.
A few stacks of vanilla ore.
A single crummy iron-capped wooden wand.
I might as well give my whole take on the whole "Who is right" thing. The main argument from the PZ side as to why UZ is best is "Richard will murder-ify everything". And to that, I have two counter points.
Current EntitiesA ) Wouldn't UzerZero be just as likely, if not more so, to go down the same power hungry path as Richard? Also, Richard wasn't as bad as everyone remembers him to be. Right now, UserZero is trying to kill people. Back at the start of DTG2, Richard was/will be trying to make everyone quit Minecraft. Everything that transpired from his actions, everything that turned it into a massive, multi-dimensional conflict, was
a constantly escalating need for a bigger bad guyfrom things OUTSIDE of Richard's control, such as Scratch and the Conflict. And, we know that the Conflict was pushing Richard towards attacking Minecraft to act as a catalyst. So, the Conflict would want any extremely powerful godmodder to go and stir up trouble by attacking Minecraft so it can have everyone else like Binary and Scratch do their evulness things. Gee, who do we know who is currently a very powerful godmodder, isn't very mentally stable, enjoys killing things for no particular reason, and is prone to sudden acts of violence?B ) My plan was to kill both of them anyway. I considered joining GS, but if I did, all my attacks would be directed at the PZ side anyway because they're the bigger immediate threat. So that would mean I would be AZ in all but name, and that's not really worth it.
Commands:
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Possible tracking for Adventurer:
Attitude: None (1/3 Mind)
Tokens (0, 0, 0)
Total Tokens (0, 0, 0)
Action:
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Now, onto a more "normal" action.
In (possibly) my first action with this new leveling system, Inari cloaks herself in flames and half roars, half howls into the sky, causing a large pillar of solar fire to intimidate the Chief. (So, to reiterate, this isn't me trying to inflict a "fear" debuff or anything. This is me using a Mind based attack. So, please count it as normal damage)
Relevance Line (I'm saving a lot of my RP for later)
“Mikoto, we should probably leave her to rest a little. She doesn’t seem to be feeling well.”
“Wait, we need to make sure she’s okay. Please stay.”
“I… … … um… fi… … I... am fine…”
“I’m sorry Gail, but you always say you’re okay, even when you’re not.”
The Veteran thinks for a moment before saying,
“If you want me to, I have a few ideas to see if it’s just the anesthetics.”
“Please… please do.”
The Veteran kneels down, looks into Gail's eyes and, speaking slowly and clearly, says,
"Now, Gail, I'm going to ask you a few questions. I want you to answer to the best of your ability. If you understand me, repeat what I just said."
Gail breaks eye contact with him and looks down.
"Um... ... now... you... um... … me answer... ah... qu… questions."
The Veteran nods, seemingly pleased with that.
"Okay, you like math, don’t you?”
Gail nodded slowly, not knowing what this was leading up to. After getting out a piece of paper and a pencil, the Veteran thought for a moment of a good problem then wrote down "f(x) = (Sin(x) * x^2)^3"
"Call this function f. Find f prime please."
Eagerly, Gail started on the problem, like she was trying to prove something to the Veteran. Within a minute or two, she pushed the paper back with "f'(x) = (3Sin(x)^2 * Cos(x) * x^6) + (6 * Sin(x)^3 * x^5)” written on it.
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life 4/9
(Paper && Lapis Lazui Ink) || (Thuamic Node && Bottled Mana) = Glyph of Mana 4/7
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 6/11
+1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey, +1 to Toast. Got +15 total since I last counted.
Charges: 8/50
50/50 (Sorry, but I need to hold onto this a turn. It changes slightly based on whether my leveling system gets approved or not.)
48/50
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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