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+2, wait, who's on my team now? (Invulnerable players make it very hard to figure out who is on my team because now the players don't show up. Please at least put a listing of current players in the OP?)
Alright, I have been doing a crapshoot of a job dealing with the Godmodders. If not for Psy being smart and commiting suicide, Richard would have been only 4 ranks away from beating UserZero. I need some heavier options
Right. I found an... interesting substance, and I believe that we can use it to inflict extreme damage on one of the godmodders.
Sure. Let's do it on Richard first. If we trigger the sort of things that happen with low HP godmodders, it will possibly help put damage on UserZero first, and all we have to do is make sure another Gamma+ godmodder fails to appear (since Psy probably seppuku'd in the original timeline).
About that, the godmodding energy transferred to the summon of 2 people, who are now invulnerable and cannot be interrupted. Odds are, when that completes Richard either gets a straight rankup or another godmodder appears for him to kill. We need to set up anti-arriving-godmodder traps.
How about we just kill Richard now?
Understood. Initiating Operation GodSlayer.
Wait. That's the one involving the Godslayer Cannon, isn't it?
No, thats Operation Godzilla Threshold. Though I do admit, I should probably rename one of them.
Whatever. How does this work?
{ENCRYPTED COMMUNICATIONS}
Right.
OPERATION: GODSLAYER PHASE: ALPHA
STRATEGY: OBSCURE REFERENCE
I start the attack by summoning a dozen ceramic bloons to attack Richard. The bloons rush him at high speed and
attempt to ram into him. Though the ceramics pose a fairly significant threat (they are heavy and move fast enough
to hit hard), Richard inevitably breaks them down into the standard bloon chain (1 Ceramic to 2 rainbow to 4 zebra
to 8 black/white to 16 pink/yellow/green/blue/red), but those still attempt to rub themselves on him to build up
static electricity (if they somehow manage to build up enough static electricity Richard gets struck by a lightning
bolt from the static buildup, but we all know that is not going to happen). While this is happening, EXOS has some
of the Sniper Drones correct for the disruption the godmodders employed before, and has them fire a volley of
helium gas shots directly inside Richard's bloodstream, causing no actual damage (unless Richard was messing up the
portals, then the shots end up blasting other parts of him and causing actual damage). In addition, Richard also
finds the bloons filled with... helium. However, Richard barely has time to resister the fact that this had no
actual damage (unless he epically failed against the bloons that is), because the Sniper Drones then open micro-
portals inside his ears and link the other ends straight to a mega-tuba set up near EXOS' drone factory, resulting
in an extremely traumatic ear-bombing on Richard. Luckily for Richard, the portals are only sustained for about 5
seconds, but he takes long enough to recover that I can throw a variant Ender Explosive into his face.
Unfortunately for him, this does not merely cause an immediate explosion. What it does cause, however, is the
transmutation of all the helium in the area around the pearl explosion (not just from the bloons popping, but also
from the helium the Sniper drones shot right up into his bloodstream) into an extremely dangerous substance:
Reverse Wood. Richard doubles over in pain from the side effects of having gaseous helium inside him turn into
larger molecules of wood, as the helium in the air around him transforms into clusters of sawdust particles that
scatter around the area. I take a step back, pull out my sniper rifle, and fire a shot - wide about a foot to the
left of his head. However, Richard immediately leaps into action, jumping into the path of the sniper rifle shot to
take the hit. Richard (and everyone else) is immediately confused by this, so EXOS uses its computing speed to dump
an exposition bomb on the chat (note: given MC chat and his practically instant typing speed, this happens near-
instantly):
EXOS: That substance that has just been created is a highly dangerous form of plant matter best known as Reverse
Wood. Its main effect is to reverse the properties of magic and other anomalous properties: a healing spell
influenced by it would kill the victim, a fireball spell would either create a single narrow ray of ice or shoot
backwards (data is unclear their due to no-one in the testing area knowing to cast a fireball), and SCP-173 becomes
only able to move if being observed (that caused about 50 casualties at Site-{REDACTED}). A godmodder is, in the
simplest since, a being with the anomolous property to dodge, block, or evade nearly any incoming attack. So, what
do you think happens when that gets reversed? Lets just say you would be hard-pressed to NOT score a hit on the
target. Sure, the attacker's magic and anomalous properties would also be effective, but that would not make it any
harder for the godmodder in question to get himself hit by a rock, or a sniper rifle, or my drones.
Unfortunately for Richard, who really wants to try out his new anti-godmodding powers, the not-assualt that ensues
on him makes it very difficult for him to get himself hit:
1) A group of worker drones arrives near the area, and immediately begin attempting to pick up the Reverse Sawdust
left behind from the helium-reversion attack. Since the worker drones are not being ordered to attack and have
almost no weapons anyways, he has trouble getting them to damage him.
2) Shock Drones are deployed at close range (they use a lightning core and attack either by shooting energy orbs at
range or by energizing their forward blades and launching an energized ram attack) and proceed to entertain
themselves by ping-ponging energy bolts between each other to build up energy.
3) Everyone else still does their attacks while this is happening. Richard is overwhelmed by all the attacks and is
unable to get all of them to get hit by one, but eventually decides on the attack of the poster 1d10 posts down and
gets himself hit by it (even if its something that normally doesnt do any damage, he anti-godmods it into causing
damage anyways)
4) The Sniper Drones continue to link to a Tuba to distract and harass the godmodder while he is attempting to get
hit by all the attacks, making it significantly more difficult.
5) The HICCUP (Highly Inaccurate Cannon Capable of Ultimate Power, basically a gun with only a 1/1000 chance of
hitting that does insane damage if it hits) is fired in the general direction of Richard (or at least tried to fire
there, it sometimes fires straight backwards or just doesn't fire).
6) EXOS realizes the reverse wood was also reversing the standard attack strategy against godmodders (usually they try to hit, he was trying to miss), and orders the Scout Drones to circle Richard at around 20 meters out and open fire with their machine guns. Oddly, this attack is the least likely to hit Richard.
7) I nullify my endermancy, load a Reverse Wood round into my pistol, enchant the round with an enchantment that causes it to always miss its target (except it gets reversed and always hits its target), then fire it at UserZero. It causes no damage but instead inverts UserZero's powers, and she tries to beat Richard at the new (confusing) game by going back in time and getting hit before Richard can take those hits. Also note that if Richard can get hit by this attack before it hits UserZero (which would involve overpowering both my enchantment and UserZero from the future who is trying to go back in time to get hit by everything), the Reverse Wood from this gun can nullify the Reverse Wood all over Richard's insides (Reverse Wood from seperate sources will both get reversed and reverse each other, leading to both having no effect, but Reverse Wood from the same source does not reverse itself (otherwise reverse wood would not be able to exist as a tree or anything larger than the molecular level).
(OOC: No I did not just invent this to mess with Richard, it comes from an obscure source)
Walker experiences some amusement at the fact that his phantom counterpart is still alive... dead... alivedead... undead? Must be that really good armor. Regardless of the reason behind it, he decides to quickly rid the field of the buff totem, realizing just how powerful it could be if it were used competently. Normally, he'd do some sort of really cool-looking normal attack, but this time, he realizes how important it is to get that totem down. So, he does something he hasn't done before here... until now. The attack he uses against the totem?
>Demolition - Fandango Triad Fandango
(Which means 1x medium damage single target, 3x light damage single target, 1x medium damage single target)
Stun Gun AND Scranton Reality Anchor 7/10 Keeping it Real
Chemotherapy Drugs AND Water Hose = 3/6 Mitosis Minimizer
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Binary Slime: Attack Creed
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Mercury takes out the Sagittarius Bow, and aims it directly at Creed. He takes the time to set up the shot well... Seconds. Minutes. Hours. Days. Weeks. Months. Years. Decades. Centuries. Millenia. Eons. Eternities. As the multiverse comes to an end, Mercury realizes Creed has faded out of existence due to the entropy of the universe, not to mention other entities and the war ending/a paradox killing all of us. He sighs, and travels back in time to the start of my post. He then takes out the Sagittarius Bow, aims it at Creed, and just fires, instead of wasting literal eternities.
Reality ensues, and Mercury is traumatized by an eternity of isolation. He goes to visit Creed for human interaction, but has forgotten how to talk to people normally. Instead, he takes out a comically large hammer and bops Creed on the head with it as an icebreaker. It was originally a soft air filled gag hammer, but the eternities caused it to harden into a diamond hammer, because the hammer was actually a cascoon who used harden many many times in those many many years... or something less ridiculous works too.
It then occurs to Mercury that he hasn't let his pokemon out of their pokeballs in months, at least not on camera. Or is ti eternities... do pokemon even experience time in the pokeballs? That's for the rational fic writers to worry about, moving on. He sends out all of them, and as expected, they all have cabin INSANITY, the final most deadly stage of cabin fever, and attack Mercury. However, they all have terrible aim and hit Creed due to how messed up their sense of scale is from being trapped in a pokeball for... some period of time.
Soul of the captain 37/50(+0 from proof of concept)(have no link whatsoever to the captain
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when his current one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
I use The Reinforcement to keep creating schools:
School of divination(level 0 alchemy which allows to looks in a tea pot and guess the future or so see what is right in front of you)
School of abjuration(level 0 alchemy regrouping most of the defensive magics)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
I help proof of concept(twice)
after I decide to ask who believes to be the most modest on the battlefield(including players,godmodders, entities, walls, alchemies, terrains, alchemitter upgrades, the alchemitter, the stuff I forgot and so on)
The tree is the most modest thing on the battlefield. It's our secondary goal, yet hasn't said anything this entire game!
For earlier entity summoning:
29/50 Eldritch Abomination Armor
1/50 The being that is itself time...go on, guess!
+2 Hezetor
Ludovico Technique && Laser: 3/10
Attack: Save Data
Part 1: I once was Lost...
A device falls out of the sky. It appears to be...a memory card.
"While I was off, I did a number of things outside of the game, in a number of other games. So, I prepared a special, multiple part attack to celebrate."
A small ghost walks-er, floats out of the memory card. This ghost is instantly recognized by a few of the participants: Ire, me, Uzi, my body, and anyone else who came from the future and played a lot of BoI.
The Lost.
The non-AZs who recognize it instantly fire a swarm of projectiles to kill it off quickly. But it refused, each projectile veered out of the way as it got close to hitting The Lost. The body, mind, and soul of the ghost are strong. It begins to cry, but these aren't just any tears. These are damaging tears.
These tears head towards my body. It quickly veers out of the way, but the tears follow. My body twists around the tears, only to get burned via the holy aura that surrounded the tears. It quickly rushes at The Lost, in order to quickly kill it. It hits The Lost.
But nothing happened! The Lost quickly floats back, revealing a heart. This is the true target. The Lost then opens its mouth, and makes what appears to be a yawning motion.
A massive laser emits from the mouth, blowing The Lost back over 100 blocks, while continuing to shoot the laser, as the laser pierces straight through the energy barrier of my body.
The Lost exits via a random door, continuing to shoot the laser until a full 15 seconds have passed.
Achievement Unlocked: Beaten Mega Satan with all characters, and received all marks with The Lost.
I mean to let creatures hit a ship 100 km into the sky these mountains are pretty high.
I fire a powerful energy beam at those mountains to lower them, then I open a chasm in the ground to make sure that these mountains fall on it, after that I manipulate the flow of time to make sure they undergo the atmospheric effect and lose height naturally.
I summon 5.000 nano-Kretulle these creatures were designed to extract every precious material from the ground, you may know them as the main mining robots of the land of Gretetoria, these have an interesting story of how their creators were all killed by them but I don't think it is the moment for sharing funny stories, they are now programmed to just ear every single piece of earth that is part of those mountains, in fact they eat so much of these mountains that they proceed to gain mass until all of them explode lowering the height of those mountains.
0.02 seconds of silence for all the poor Kretulles that died today.
.
Hopefully these mountains are now a lovely flatland now.
Dai-Manji is now summoned!
Dai-Manji will attach to Rugname and cover the entrance for Rootmars.
Rugname gains another 25 of energy, current total 25.04/100
Let's expend some of this.
12 Big Eyes summoned (they still have 10% evasion) 9
2 Mars People Medium 10.09
1 Mini-UFO 5.45
Energy remaining 0/100
FBSN I give you control over 6 Big Eyes.
Topazian I give you control over the 2 mars people and the UFO.
6 big eyes will enter a formation (alpha type) losing their 10% evasiveness but gaining a bonus in attack, they start to attack the .jpeg Abomination with a sequence of lasers.
The Dai-Manji automatically spawns 1 mini-UFO.
Dai-Manjii attacks Phantom Walker using his powerful electric beam.
The mini-UFO will attack the jpeg Abomination firing lasers, lasers and lasers.
+2 to Topazian
The Power 25/50 +2 Tazz +4 FBSN
and the Glory 9/50 +1 Tazz
Power Glove || (Java Virtual Machine && an old magazine on
cheats && list of Minecraft commands && command block) =
The Power Glove (Level 9: 9/10)
Start and examine:
Infinity sided die && quantum computer = ? 1/?
I ruin Crusher's attack by tossing a massive amount of Z.O.M.G's at his balloons. Leading the charge is the balloon-thingy the Godmodder summoned in the TvTropes edition, while i toss Crusher into a local volcano using the Gravity Gauntlet. Meanwhile, i freeze the reverse wood, causing it to combust and burn. If his attack fails to do damage- or any effect at all, for that matter. i do this to the Destroyer of worlds.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
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=Turn Two=
(27 / 50) comic. (+2, Insert)
(28 / 50) Eight-Legged Dance
(3 / 11) Ia! Ia! (LVL 10)
+2 to Insert
=Action=
I decide to attack the Obsidian Stronghold.
...well I would, if I didn't feel super lazy. So I decide to gather a massive horde of players to do it for me! With a single message on Tweetbookdit, thousands of random players appear on the server! I then decide to give a massive rallying speech to them. Which goes a little something like this...
AG: The Sleuth clears his throat, and delivers his speech into a megaphone, to address the crowds. "PLAYERS OF MINECRAFTIA!"
AG: "TODAY, WE ARE FACED WITH A THREAT TO OUR FREEDOM; THE OBSIDIAN STRONGHOLD!"
Multiple diagrams depicting the end of Minecraft suddenly appear next to me. And in those diagrams is the Obsidian Stronghold. The players are immediately alarmed by this, not knowing if I'm lying or not.
AG: "INSIDE THE WALLS OF THE STRONGHOLD ARE PEOPLE PLOTTING TO BRING DOWN MINECRAFT ITSELF!"
AG: "AND WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN! I PROPOSE THAT WE RAID THE FLOATING FORTRESS..."
AG: "AND BRING IT DOWN!"
The players awkwardly cheer.
AG: The sleuth is silent. He clears his throat again.
AG: "ALSO WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA BUILD A GIANT FLYING MECH TO DO IT."
The players then actually cheer. Construction then begins on a titanic mecha; nearly three-times higher than the world's standard limits, and exactly 6x6 chunks in size. The main hull is made up of iron blocks; inside the blocks are several reinforced layers of obsidian to protect the fragile redstone wiring within. The joints of the Mech are made up of strung-together chainmail armor, and it's powered by exactly one redstone clock. The weapon systems are extremely powerful; a quad-barreled diamond machine-gun, a titanic solid-diamond blade and several other smaller, not-as-cool weapons line the entire surface of the Mech.
Inside the mech itself is a small city of sorts; the mech is simply that large. Along the two giant thrusters of the mech are several farms and markets, keeping the economy of the mech flowing. Inside the torso are living quarters and recreational rooms. Inside the head are most of the important things; weapon controls, air conditioners and the shield generators. The legs and arms don't contain anything special, and for good reasons.
Standing outside of the mech, I fire off a fireworks rocket, signalling that everyone is free to activate the Mech. The twin rocket-boosters ignite, and the Mech very slowly soars into the sky. Then the afterburners activate, and the Mech is flying towards the Obsidian Stronghold at amazing speeds. The blade, pointing downward as it flies over, slices straight through the Stronghold. Players positioned inside the blade jump out as the blade enters, causing general havoc inside the Stronghold! The players, all skilled mining operatives, rip apart the stronghold from the inside and hold off the ESBF with water. And machine guns. And swords.
The mech then soars above the stronghold, and performs a DIVING KICK OF JUSTICE. It slams into the Stronghold, smashing it down straight into one of the mountains and impaling it on one. As it kicks off of the fortress to get back into the air, several slots in the legs open, deploying diamond-tipped drills! These crash into the fortress and drill straight through it, eventually boring right through and dropping down to the Battlefield below. Now circling the damaged Stronghold, the Diamond Machine Gun starts to fire. Massive diamond shells frag the fortress, dozens of rounds making impact every second! Each shell also houses a player, who exit their shell once they've embed themselves in the fortress. This ends up completely overwhelming the ESBF, and keeps them pinned down, unable to defend against the hordes!
The cycle of divekicking, slashing and shooting the Obsidian Stronghold continues for a while, until only five players are left inside the Mech, inside the head. The players then fly the mech besides the stronghold, and activate the SECRET WEAPON. Over the surfaces of the arms, thousands of blaster cannons appear, along with a massive plasma cannon on the chest of the mech! Each one of them fires a single shot, but it's enough to launch the Obsidian Stronghold straight into the Second Barrier! It smashes against the nigh-indestructible surface, and is helpless as the Mech flies in at full speed, ready to suicide-slam into the Obsidian Stronghold.
The slam happens, and a huge explosion consumes the mech and blows it into tiny pieces. Nothing is left of the Mech, expect the five players in the head, who retreated in escape pods, towards the general direction of the battlefield.
OK, I said I was going to make a thing on Wednesday. I lied, because I legitimately am having one of THOSE days and can't really bring forth the energy to update. Sorry. It'll be at the usual time Thursday instead.
So the Top Hat is done, but the armor is pointless now. nuuuuuuuu
The Ultimate Meme Video && Pointer = WHAT ARE THOSE? 1/???
Darkimin II Blood Testing "Butterfly" (Yes, they call that thing a "butterfly" where I go for blood tests.) = Bloodform 7/9
+2 to Ire
Sukard 39/50 (+2 from Pricey)
Matt 13/15
For the Undertale thing, Two words: Time. Shenanigans.
I put on the Top Hat, and then attempt to offend Uzi by showing her this picture:
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I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
Crystal decides to attack Star’s Body once again. He pulls out a Confusion Grenade from Psychonauts, waits for Star’s Body to bum-rush him, and promptly teleports to the side just before impact! He pulls the pin on the Confusion Grenade and throws it at Star’s Body from the back as it stumbles away, having planned to charge headlong into an opponent that was no longer there! The Grenade explodes, confusing Star’s Body (hopefully enough to shut down those barriers for another attack, but if not, eh) and leaving it open to attack, which Crystal takes! First, he pulls out the Spy from TF2’s knife and backstabs Star’s Body several times for massive damage! Then he swaps it for a knife ripped straight from an x10 server and unleashes an absolute flurry of backstabs, dealing even more damage! He takes Disassembly and stabs Star’s Body through the spine (And not perpendicular to the spine, parallel to the spine. He stabbed straight down through its head.) before coaxing the sword to emit a pulse of entropic energies, atomizing a sizable portion of Star’s Body’s nervous system. He then takes the sword out and chops straight down on the line created by his previous stab, splitting the upper half of Star’s Body cleanly in two.
==Entities==
Salt will use Zee-Ztories on the Binary Slime, damaging and weakening it once more.
So the Top Hat is done, but the armor is pointless now. nuuuuuuuu
The Ultimate Meme Video && Pointer = WHAT ARE THOSE? 1/???
Darkimin II Blood Testing "Butterfly" (Yes, they call that thing a "butterfly" where I go for blood tests.) = Bloodform 7/9
+2 to Ire
Sukard 39/50 (+2 from Pricey)
Matt 13/15
For the Undertale thing, Two words: Time. Shenanigans.
I put on the Top Hat, and then attempt to offend Uzi by showing her this picture:
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
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I carefully watch over the Binary Slime. I proceed to go through my extensive contacts list, most of which were obtained from my tenure as the bursar of that one testificate university. I could always try talking to them. Then again, the Italian Space Mafia aren't exactly known for helping people. There is always one thing I could do.
Weasel City, Arcus V, Albergata Sector, XX11
A hard-boiled weasel detective sits at his desk, the blinds drawn up. This weasel is one of the top problem sleuths in the city. Solicitations for their service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. They are feeling particularly hard-boiled tonight.
The phone rings, quite suddenly. The weasel detective takes his time in picking it up. A dame in distress, it appears.
"I'm not in distress, you self-aggrandizing lunatic."
It appears as if the dame is getting angry over the phone, likely in fear of what has occurred.
"Oh my god. I am not in distress, moron."
The dame is clearly quite distressed, and requires the aid of the weasel detective.
"I DON'T need your help! It would just make things quicker!
The dame is getting frantic wit--
"Wait. Are you seriously just narrating everything to yourself in your office?"
Maybe.
"Sigh. Just come over to that one place eventually. If you hope you won't catch phthisis hard enough, you'll probably suffer less, or something."
The weasel detective is slightly freaked out by this statement. Is every client he has insane?
"..."
The weasel detective agrees to come over to see the problem. The Italian Space Mafia was going to break his door down in a few hours, anyway. It might be best for him to escape the search before it is conducted. The weasel detective stands, grabs his key, and walks out the door, shooting the lock to exit, of course. All hard-boiled detectives shoot locks. This is an immutable fact that is being stated for the record.
The weasel detective dons his fedora, puts on his coat, and heads for the spaceport. Today was going to be a long day.
I wait around the Battlefield, tapping my foot impatiently. He said he was going to be here ten minutes ago. He lied. I hear a grumbling in the distance.
"How was I supposed to know the mafia would have agents on the ship waiting for me?" the weasel detective muttered irritably. "They likely tapped the phone wires."
I peer off into the forest, watching as a weasel wearing a fedora and a Prohibition-era overcoat walks over to me. I point over to the Binary slime.
TERMINALAUTOCRAT: That slime over there is attempting to steal valuable abilities from one Ursarkar E. Creed. He wants reparation.
Immediately, the detective draws a key from his coat, and points it menacingly in the Binary Slime's direction.
"That fiend!" the weasel detective says, looking incensed.
I carefully pull the sum I offered to the weasel detective out of my pocket, and keep it in-hand, watching as he fires bullets out of the key into the Slime. Bursts of pure divine pulchritude blaze within the Slime, irreparably damaging its concentration. The weasel detective immediately draws the shining blade Tectrixcalibur, and stabs the Slime repeatedly, watching as ink slowly spreads within it, in a manner akin to internal bleeding, perhaps.
The weasel detective proceeds to arm himself with none other than the Smith Corona Blotspitter, typing a rather unpleasant note to the Binary Slime. He tosses it over.
The Binary Slime immediately suffers an anxiety attack from the unpleasantness of this note. The weasel detective walks back over to me, sheathing his miniature arsenal. I hand him the money, and he rides off into the sunset on a starship Arcus V-bound.
And thus ends a day in the life of a hard-boiled weasel detective.
Murmur of the Harvestman 2/50 (+2 from Tazz) /////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Imperator 20/50 (+2 from Tazz and Bomber) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
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I continue to watch over the Binary Slime. There's definitely always something I could test out here. I pull out a diamond-tipped drill, teleport several hundred meters away in a shower of teal sparks, and begin to dig directly downward. The tunnel formed by this is exactly one block in length and width, and extends around forty-five meters downward, until my drill runs out of charge. Satisfied, I place down a Nova Cataclysm, striking the thing with a flint and steel. Hurriedly flying out of the blast radius, I hear a large explosion occur beneath me.
Descending down into the chamber reveals that I uncovered a small cave, a large magmatic river flowing through the thing. This will be all the better for my purposes. I instantaneously get to work, constructing a platform out of steel girders above the river. With a few machines, and a geothermal pump or two, I construct a functional enough geothermal energy source for the facility. This will be all the more beneficial, as there is no need for lighting, given my presence above a river of lava. I fill the girders in with Hardened Glass plating, to keep everything structured, and begin work on a supercomputer. There is one reason to do this, of course.
Several hours later, I hook the last section of ME fluix cable into the system, watching with relief as the screens around the platform light up, one-by-one. I take this opportunity to close up the hole in the ceiling leading to the surface. We can deal with that later. For now, I must get to work. I send an ad out serverwide, asking for butlers named Alfred. Only a butler named Alfred will work. As I do this, I bring up the schematics for a vehicle of some sort and a suit on the main computer screen.
Several hours later, I hear a knocking on my armored blast door. Removing myself from underneath a large, barely-assembled heap of metal devices, I stride over to the door, unlocking and opening it at the press of a button. Beyond the thing stands a stately man, clad in a suit and tie. He pulls on some gloves, and shows me his identification card. Alfred. I tell him to come on in. He says as you please. I give Alfred a brief tour of the facilities, and tell him to make himself comfortable. This should only take a few hours more. He nods, and begins to sweep the floors, as a manner of habit.
Elsewhere, the Binary Slime hops about, complacent. It is only marginally injured, and is doing quite well for itself, as an entity. A roaring can be heard off in the distance. This does not concern the Binary Slime. The Binary Slime knows this is just another act in the endless chaos of the Battlefield. The rumbling grows louder, closer. The Binary Slime is slightly more concerned. Perhaps the assault is directed at the Binary Slime? Suddenly, the Binary Slime is run over by what appears to be a fully-functional Batmobile. Within it, Alfred and I high-five each other, having just accomplished our task. We drive back and forth over the Binary Slime, deploying a number of deadly contraptions upon it. Burning oil, spike bombs, smoke grenades, you name it.
After half an hour of constant roadkilling, the Batmobile replica begins to smoke. I look at Alfred warily, and he returns my look. We immediately resolve to make our escape. The back of the Batmobile opens slightly, revealing a small hatch to the outside. Alfred and I do the most logical thing at the moment, mounting the two Batcycles conveniently stored within the back of the vehicle, and starting them up. In moments, two Batcycles burst out of the back of the Batmobile, moments before it explodes horribly atop the Binary Slime. Alfred and I carefully spin around the bikes, before running the Binary Slime over once more, as a final sign of disrespect, before driving off into the wilderness.
ARACHNE'S WEBSPINNERS: A pair of black knitting needles covered in images of interweaving orchid spiderwebs. They can be utilized in the creation, and subsequent weaving, of webs infused with the essence of fortune and knowledge.
Murmur of the Harvestman 3/50 /////////////////////////////////////////////////////. Imperator 23/50 (+2 from Crystal) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
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19/20 EXOS Assist
7/10 Spellcraft Module
+2, wait, who's on my team now? (Invulnerable players make it very hard to figure out who is on my team because now the players don't show up. Please at least put a listing of current players in the OP?)
Alright, I have been doing a crapshoot of a job dealing with the Godmodders. If not for Psy being smart and commiting suicide, Richard would have been only 4 ranks away from beating UserZero. I need some heavier options
Right. I found an... interesting substance, and I believe that we can use it to inflict extreme damage on one of the godmodders.
Sure. Let's do it on Richard first. If we trigger the sort of things that happen with low HP godmodders, it will possibly help put damage on UserZero first, and all we have to do is make sure another Gamma+ godmodder fails to appear (since Psy probably seppuku'd in the original timeline).
About that, the godmodding energy transferred to the summon of 2 people, who are now invulnerable and cannot be interrupted. Odds are, when that completes Richard either gets a straight rankup or another godmodder appears for him to kill. We need to set up anti-arriving-godmodder traps.
How about we just kill Richard now?
Understood. Initiating Operation GodSlayer.
Right.
OPERATION: GODSLAYER
PHASE: ALPHA
STRATEGY: OBSCURE REFERENCE
I start the attack by summoning a dozen ceramic bloons to attack Richard. The bloons rush him at high speed and
attempt to ram into him. Though the ceramics pose a fairly significant threat (they are heavy and move fast enough
to hit hard), Richard inevitably breaks them down into the standard bloon chain (1 Ceramic to 2 rainbow to 4 zebra
to 8 black/white to 16 pink/yellow/green/blue/red), but those still attempt to rub themselves on him to build up
static electricity (if they somehow manage to build up enough static electricity Richard gets struck by a lightning
bolt from the static buildup, but we all know that is not going to happen). While this is happening, EXOS has some
of the Sniper Drones correct for the disruption the godmodders employed before, and has them fire a volley of
helium gas shots directly inside Richard's bloodstream, causing no actual damage (unless Richard was messing up the
portals, then the shots end up blasting other parts of him and causing actual damage). In addition, Richard also
finds the bloons filled with... helium. However, Richard barely has time to resister the fact that this had no
actual damage (unless he epically failed against the bloons that is), because the Sniper Drones then open micro-
portals inside his ears and link the other ends straight to a mega-tuba set up near EXOS' drone factory, resulting
in an extremely traumatic ear-bombing on Richard. Luckily for Richard, the portals are only sustained for about 5
seconds, but he takes long enough to recover that I can throw a variant Ender Explosive into his face.
Unfortunately for him, this does not merely cause an immediate explosion. What it does cause, however, is the
transmutation of all the helium in the area around the pearl explosion (not just from the bloons popping, but also
from the helium the Sniper drones shot right up into his bloodstream) into an extremely dangerous substance:
Reverse Wood. Richard doubles over in pain from the side effects of having gaseous helium inside him turn into
larger molecules of wood, as the helium in the air around him transforms into clusters of sawdust particles that
scatter around the area. I take a step back, pull out my sniper rifle, and fire a shot - wide about a foot to the
left of his head. However, Richard immediately leaps into action, jumping into the path of the sniper rifle shot to
take the hit. Richard (and everyone else) is immediately confused by this, so EXOS uses its computing speed to dump
an exposition bomb on the chat (note: given MC chat and his practically instant typing speed, this happens near-
instantly):
EXOS: That substance that has just been created is a highly dangerous form of plant matter best known as Reverse
Wood. Its main effect is to reverse the properties of magic and other anomalous properties: a healing spell
influenced by it would kill the victim, a fireball spell would either create a single narrow ray of ice or shoot
backwards (data is unclear their due to no-one in the testing area knowing to cast a fireball), and SCP-173 becomes
only able to move if being observed (that caused about 50 casualties at Site-{REDACTED}). A godmodder is, in the
simplest since, a being with the anomolous property to dodge, block, or evade nearly any incoming attack. So, what
do you think happens when that gets reversed? Lets just say you would be hard-pressed to NOT score a hit on the
target. Sure, the attacker's magic and anomalous properties would also be effective, but that would not make it any
harder for the godmodder in question to get himself hit by a rock, or a sniper rifle, or my drones.
Unfortunately for Richard, who really wants to try out his new anti-godmodding powers, the not-assualt that ensues
on him makes it very difficult for him to get himself hit:
1) A group of worker drones arrives near the area, and immediately begin attempting to pick up the Reverse Sawdust
left behind from the helium-reversion attack. Since the worker drones are not being ordered to attack and have
almost no weapons anyways, he has trouble getting them to damage him.
2) Shock Drones are deployed at close range (they use a lightning core and attack either by shooting energy orbs at
range or by energizing their forward blades and launching an energized ram attack) and proceed to entertain
themselves by ping-ponging energy bolts between each other to build up energy.
3) Everyone else still does their attacks while this is happening. Richard is overwhelmed by all the attacks and is
unable to get all of them to get hit by one, but eventually decides on the attack of the poster 1d10 posts down and
gets himself hit by it (even if its something that normally doesnt do any damage, he anti-godmods it into causing
damage anyways)
4) The Sniper Drones continue to link to a Tuba to distract and harass the godmodder while he is attempting to get
hit by all the attacks, making it significantly more difficult.
5) The HICCUP (Highly Inaccurate Cannon Capable of Ultimate Power, basically a gun with only a 1/1000 chance of
hitting that does insane damage if it hits) is fired in the general direction of Richard (or at least tried to fire
there, it sometimes fires straight backwards or just doesn't fire).
6) EXOS realizes the reverse wood was also reversing the standard attack strategy against godmodders (usually they try to hit, he was trying to miss), and orders the Scout Drones to circle Richard at around 20 meters out and open fire with their machine guns. Oddly, this attack is the least likely to hit Richard.
7) I nullify my endermancy, load a Reverse Wood round into my pistol, enchant the round with an enchantment that causes it to always miss its target (except it gets reversed and always hits its target), then fire it at UserZero. It causes no damage but instead inverts UserZero's powers, and she tries to beat Richard at the new (confusing) game by going back in time and getting hit before Richard can take those hits. Also note that if Richard can get hit by this attack before it hits UserZero (which would involve overpowering both my enchantment and UserZero from the future who is trying to go back in time to get hit by everything), the Reverse Wood from this gun can nullify the Reverse Wood all over Richard's insides (Reverse Wood from seperate sources will both get reversed and reverse each other, leading to both having no effect, but Reverse Wood from the same source does not reverse itself (otherwise reverse wood would not be able to exist as a tree or anything larger than the molecular level).
(OOC: No I did not just invent this to mess with Richard, it comes from an obscure source)
Walker: level 2, 530000 damage
Something Big: 10/50 (+3 from UserZero)
Something Big: 10/50 (+3 from lack of updates)
Walker experiences some amusement at the fact that his phantom counterpart is still alive... dead... alivedead... undead? Must be that really good armor. Regardless of the reason behind it, he decides to quickly rid the field of the buff totem, realizing just how powerful it could be if it were used competently. Normally, he'd do some sort of really cool-looking normal attack, but this time, he realizes how important it is to get that totem down. So, he does something he hasn't done before here... until now. The attack he uses against the totem?
>Demolition - Fandango Triad Fandango
(Which means 1x medium damage single target, 3x light damage single target, 1x medium damage single target)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
For Redirection 21/50
43/45 Badge 7 cobalt x2, uzi x3, free x3
+2 cobalt
Badges: 6/8
Stun Gun AND Scranton Reality Anchor 7/10 Keeping it Real
Chemotherapy Drugs AND Water Hose = 3/6 Mitosis Minimizer
___
Binary Slime: Attack Creed
___
Mercury takes out the Sagittarius Bow, and aims it directly at Creed. He takes the time to set up the shot well... Seconds. Minutes. Hours. Days. Weeks. Months. Years. Decades. Centuries. Millenia. Eons. Eternities. As the multiverse comes to an end, Mercury realizes Creed has faded out of existence due to the entropy of the universe, not to mention other entities and the war ending/a paradox killing all of us. He sighs, and travels back in time to the start of my post. He then takes out the Sagittarius Bow, aims it at Creed, and just fires, instead of wasting literal eternities.
Reality ensues, and Mercury is traumatized by an eternity of isolation. He goes to visit Creed for human interaction, but has forgotten how to talk to people normally. Instead, he takes out a comically large hammer and bops Creed on the head with it as an icebreaker. It was originally a soft air filled gag hammer, but the eternities caused it to harden into a diamond hammer, because the hammer was actually a cascoon who used harden many many times in those many many years... or something less ridiculous works too.
It then occurs to Mercury that he hasn't let his pokemon out of their pokeballs in months, at least not on camera. Or is ti eternities... do pokemon even experience time in the pokeballs? That's for the rational fic writers to worry about, moving on. He sends out all of them, and as expected, they all have cabin INSANITY, the final most deadly stage of cabin fever, and attack Mercury. However, they all have terrible aim and hit Creed due to how messed up their sense of scale is from being trapped in a pokeball for... some period of time.
Soul of the captain 37/50(+0 from proof of concept)(have no link whatsoever to the captain
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when his current one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
I use The Reinforcement to keep creating schools:
School of divination(level 0 alchemy which allows to looks in a tea pot and guess the future or so see what is right in front of you)
School of abjuration(level 0 alchemy regrouping most of the defensive magics)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
I help proof of concept(twice)
after I decide to ask who believes to be the most modest on the battlefield(including players,godmodders, entities, walls, alchemies, terrains, alchemitter upgrades, the alchemitter, the stuff I forgot and so on)
The tree is the most modest thing on the battlefield. It's our secondary goal, yet hasn't said anything this entire game!
For earlier entity summoning:
29/50 Eldritch Abomination Armor
1/50 The being that is itself time...go on, guess!
+2 Hezetor
Ludovico Technique && Laser: 3/10
Attack: Save Data
Part 1: I once was Lost...
A device falls out of the sky. It appears to be...a memory card.
"While I was off, I did a number of things outside of the game, in a number of other games. So, I prepared a special, multiple part attack to celebrate."
A small ghost walks-er, floats out of the memory card. This ghost is instantly recognized by a few of the participants: Ire, me, Uzi, my body, and anyone else who came from the future and played a lot of BoI.
The Lost.
The non-AZs who recognize it instantly fire a swarm of projectiles to kill it off quickly. But it refused, each projectile veered out of the way as it got close to hitting The Lost. The body, mind, and soul of the ghost are strong. It begins to cry, but these aren't just any tears. These are damaging tears.
These tears head towards my body. It quickly veers out of the way, but the tears follow. My body twists around the tears, only to get burned via the holy aura that surrounded the tears. It quickly rushes at The Lost, in order to quickly kill it. It hits The Lost.
But nothing happened! The Lost quickly floats back, revealing a heart. This is the true target. The Lost then opens its mouth, and makes what appears to be a yawning motion.
A massive laser emits from the mouth, blowing The Lost back over 100 blocks, while continuing to shoot the laser, as the laser pierces straight through the energy barrier of my body.
The Lost exits via a random door, continuing to shoot the laser until a full 15 seconds have passed.
Achievement Unlocked: Beaten Mega Satan with all characters, and received all marks with The Lost.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
/null, didn't realize that player immunity was reinstated
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I hate mountains 100 km high.
I mean to let creatures hit a ship 100 km into the sky these mountains are pretty high.
I fire a powerful energy beam at those mountains to lower them, then I open a chasm in the ground to make sure that these mountains fall on it, after that I manipulate the flow of time to make sure they undergo the atmospheric effect and lose height naturally.
I summon 5.000 nano-Kretulle these creatures were designed to extract every precious material from the ground, you may know them as the main mining robots of the land of Gretetoria, these have an interesting story of how their creators were all killed by them but I don't think it is the moment for sharing funny stories, they are now programmed to just ear every single piece of earth that is part of those mountains, in fact they eat so much of these mountains that they proceed to gain mass until all of them explode lowering the height of those mountains.
0.02 seconds of silence for all the poor Kretulles that died today.
.
Hopefully these mountains are now a lovely flatland now.
Dai-Manji is now summoned!
Dai-Manji will attach to Rugname and cover the entrance for Rootmars.
Rugname gains another 25 of energy, current total 25.04/100
Let's expend some of this.
12 Big Eyes summoned (they still have 10% evasion) 9
2 Mars People Medium 10.09
1 Mini-UFO 5.45
Energy remaining 0/100
FBSN I give you control over 6 Big Eyes.
Topazian I give you control over the 2 mars people and the UFO.
6 big eyes will enter a formation (alpha type) losing their 10% evasiveness but gaining a bonus in attack, they start to attack the .jpeg Abomination with a sequence of lasers.
The Dai-Manji automatically spawns 1 mini-UFO.
Dai-Manjii attacks Phantom Walker using his powerful electric beam.
The mini-UFO will attack the jpeg Abomination firing lasers, lasers and lasers.
+2 to Topazian
The Power 25/50 +2 Tazz +4 FBSN
and the Glory 9/50 +1 Tazz
Power Glove || (Java Virtual Machine && an old magazine on
cheats && list of Minecraft commands && command block) =
The Power Glove (Level 9: 9/10)
Start and examine:
Infinity sided die && quantum computer = ? 1/?
Breaker Blade && Buster Sword && Paladin's Hammer = Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 3/9 lvl 8
Temmite && Elemental Ingots && Titanium = bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 2/? lvl ???
...
I ruin Crusher's attack by tossing a massive amount of Z.O.M.G's at his balloons. Leading the charge is the balloon-thingy the Godmodder summoned in the TvTropes edition, while i toss Crusher into a local volcano using the Gravity Gauntlet. Meanwhile, i freeze the reverse wood, causing it to combust and burn. If his attack fails to do damage- or any effect at all, for that matter. i do this to the Destroyer of worlds.
47/50 Another Gamma-Plus
Rank-up FodderGodmodderhow2wastecharges: 3/22
2+ to MeGaMinEr
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
/null
All knives are made out of charges. They are positive and negative charges, and cancel each other out.
SCIENCE COUNTER!
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I take a small loan of a million dollars from Plantera.
Quote: 41/50
And again...: 29/50
It's High Noon
=Turn Two=
(27 / 50) comic. (+2, Insert)
(28 / 50) Eight-Legged Dance
(3 / 11) Ia! Ia! (LVL 10)
+2 to Insert
=Action=
I decide to attack the Obsidian Stronghold.
...well I would, if I didn't feel super lazy. So I decide to gather a massive horde of players to do it for me! With a single message on Tweetbookdit, thousands of random players appear on the server! I then decide to give a massive rallying speech to them. Which goes a little something like this...
AG: The Sleuth clears his throat, and delivers his speech into a megaphone, to address the crowds. "PLAYERS OF MINECRAFTIA!"
AG: "TODAY, WE ARE FACED WITH A THREAT TO OUR FREEDOM; THE OBSIDIAN STRONGHOLD!"
Multiple diagrams depicting the end of Minecraft suddenly appear next to me. And in those diagrams is the Obsidian Stronghold. The players are immediately alarmed by this, not knowing if I'm lying or not.
AG: "INSIDE THE WALLS OF THE STRONGHOLD ARE PEOPLE PLOTTING TO BRING DOWN MINECRAFT ITSELF!"
AG: "AND WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN! I PROPOSE THAT WE RAID THE FLOATING FORTRESS..."
AG: "AND BRING IT DOWN!"
The players awkwardly cheer.
AG: The sleuth is silent. He clears his throat again.
AG: "ALSO WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA BUILD A GIANT FLYING MECH TO DO IT."
The players then actually cheer. Construction then begins on a titanic mecha; nearly three-times higher than the world's standard limits, and exactly 6x6 chunks in size. The main hull is made up of iron blocks; inside the blocks are several reinforced layers of obsidian to protect the fragile redstone wiring within. The joints of the Mech are made up of strung-together chainmail armor, and it's powered by exactly one redstone clock. The weapon systems are extremely powerful; a quad-barreled diamond machine-gun, a titanic solid-diamond blade and several other smaller, not-as-cool weapons line the entire surface of the Mech.
Inside the mech itself is a small city of sorts; the mech is simply that large. Along the two giant thrusters of the mech are several farms and markets, keeping the economy of the mech flowing. Inside the torso are living quarters and recreational rooms. Inside the head are most of the important things; weapon controls, air conditioners and the shield generators. The legs and arms don't contain anything special, and for good reasons.
Standing outside of the mech, I fire off a fireworks rocket, signalling that everyone is free to activate the Mech. The twin rocket-boosters ignite, and the Mech very slowly soars into the sky. Then the afterburners activate, and the Mech is flying towards the Obsidian Stronghold at amazing speeds. The blade, pointing downward as it flies over, slices straight through the Stronghold. Players positioned inside the blade jump out as the blade enters, causing general havoc inside the Stronghold! The players, all skilled mining operatives, rip apart the stronghold from the inside and hold off the ESBF with water. And machine guns. And swords.
The mech then soars above the stronghold, and performs a DIVING KICK OF JUSTICE. It slams into the Stronghold, smashing it down straight into one of the mountains and impaling it on one. As it kicks off of the fortress to get back into the air, several slots in the legs open, deploying diamond-tipped drills! These crash into the fortress and drill straight through it, eventually boring right through and dropping down to the Battlefield below. Now circling the damaged Stronghold, the Diamond Machine Gun starts to fire. Massive diamond shells frag the fortress, dozens of rounds making impact every second! Each shell also houses a player, who exit their shell once they've embed themselves in the fortress. This ends up completely overwhelming the ESBF, and keeps them pinned down, unable to defend against the hordes!
The cycle of divekicking, slashing and shooting the Obsidian Stronghold continues for a while, until only five players are left inside the Mech, inside the head. The players then fly the mech besides the stronghold, and activate the SECRET WEAPON. Over the surfaces of the arms, thousands of blaster cannons appear, along with a massive plasma cannon on the chest of the mech! Each one of them fires a single shot, but it's enough to launch the Obsidian Stronghold straight into the Second Barrier! It smashes against the nigh-indestructible surface, and is helpless as the Mech flies in at full speed, ready to suicide-slam into the Obsidian Stronghold.
The slam happens, and a huge explosion consumes the mech and blows it into tiny pieces. Nothing is left of the Mech, expect the five players in the head, who retreated in escape pods, towards the general direction of the battlefield.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
OK, I said I was going to make a thing on Wednesday. I lied, because I legitimately am having one of THOSE days and can't really bring forth the energy to update. Sorry. It'll be at the usual time Thursday instead.
Tazz, why do you auto-null pre-EOTB posts?
/null
So the Top Hat is done, but the armor is pointless now. nuuuuuuuu
The Ultimate Meme Video && Pointer = WHAT ARE THOSE? 1/???
Darkimin II Blood Testing "Butterfly" (Yes, they call that thing a "butterfly" where I go for blood tests.) = Bloodform 7/9
+2 to Ire
Sukard 39/50 (+2 from Pricey)
Matt 13/15
For the Undertale thing, Two words: Time. Shenanigans.
I put on the Top Hat, and then attempt to offend Uzi by showing her this picture:
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Imperator 27/50
Ante Up 8/50
+2 to Erelye.
Flowmetal && Wand = Flowmetal Wand 7/11
Ebbmetal && Sword = Ebbmetal Sword 7/11
==Action==
Crystal decides to attack Star’s Body once again. He pulls out a Confusion Grenade from Psychonauts, waits for Star’s Body to bum-rush him, and promptly teleports to the side just before impact! He pulls the pin on the Confusion Grenade and throws it at Star’s Body from the back as it stumbles away, having planned to charge headlong into an opponent that was no longer there! The Grenade explodes, confusing Star’s Body (hopefully enough to shut down those barriers for another attack, but if not, eh) and leaving it open to attack, which Crystal takes! First, he pulls out the Spy from TF2’s knife and backstabs Star’s Body several times for massive damage! Then he swaps it for a knife ripped straight from an x10 server and unleashes an absolute flurry of backstabs, dealing even more damage! He takes Disassembly and stabs Star’s Body through the spine (And not perpendicular to the spine, parallel to the spine. He stabbed straight down through its head.) before coaxing the sword to emit a pulse of entropic energies, atomizing a sizable portion of Star’s Body’s nervous system. He then takes the sword out and chops straight down on the line created by his previous stab, splitting the upper half of Star’s Body cleanly in two.
==Entities==
Salt will use Zee-Ztories on the Binary Slime, damaging and weakening it once more.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
nioce usage of the pic in my sig gg
/NULLPOST
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
I Respawn
I carefully watch over the Binary Slime. I proceed to go through my extensive contacts list, most of which were obtained from my tenure as the bursar of that one testificate university. I could always try talking to them. Then again, the Italian Space Mafia aren't exactly known for helping people. There is always one thing I could do.
Weasel City, Arcus V, Albergata Sector, XX11
A hard-boiled weasel detective sits at his desk, the blinds drawn up. This weasel is one of the top problem sleuths in the city. Solicitations for their service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. They are feeling particularly hard-boiled tonight.
The phone rings, quite suddenly. The weasel detective takes his time in picking it up. A dame in distress, it appears.
"I'm not in distress, you self-aggrandizing lunatic."
It appears as if the dame is getting angry over the phone, likely in fear of what has occurred.
"Oh my god. I am not in distress, moron."
The dame is clearly quite distressed, and requires the aid of the weasel detective.
"I DON'T need your help! It would just make things quicker!
The dame is getting frantic wit--
"Wait. Are you seriously just narrating everything to yourself in your office?"
Maybe.
"Sigh. Just come over to that one place eventually. If you hope you won't catch phthisis hard enough, you'll probably suffer less, or something."
The weasel detective is slightly freaked out by this statement. Is every client he has insane?
"..."
The weasel detective agrees to come over to see the problem. The Italian Space Mafia was going to break his door down in a few hours, anyway. It might be best for him to escape the search before it is conducted. The weasel detective stands, grabs his key, and walks out the door, shooting the lock to exit, of course. All hard-boiled detectives shoot locks. This is an immutable fact that is being stated for the record.
The weasel detective dons his fedora, puts on his coat, and heads for the spaceport. Today was going to be a long day.
I wait around the Battlefield, tapping my foot impatiently. He said he was going to be here ten minutes ago. He lied. I hear a grumbling in the distance.
"How was I supposed to know the mafia would have agents on the ship waiting for me?" the weasel detective muttered irritably. "They likely tapped the phone wires."
I peer off into the forest, watching as a weasel wearing a fedora and a Prohibition-era overcoat walks over to me. I point over to the Binary slime.
TERMINALAUTOCRAT: That slime over there is attempting to steal valuable abilities from one Ursarkar E. Creed. He wants reparation.
Immediately, the detective draws a key from his coat, and points it menacingly in the Binary Slime's direction.
"That fiend!" the weasel detective says, looking incensed.
I carefully pull the sum I offered to the weasel detective out of my pocket, and keep it in-hand, watching as he fires bullets out of the key into the Slime. Bursts of pure divine pulchritude blaze within the Slime, irreparably damaging its concentration. The weasel detective immediately draws the shining blade Tectrixcalibur, and stabs the Slime repeatedly, watching as ink slowly spreads within it, in a manner akin to internal bleeding, perhaps.
The weasel detective proceeds to arm himself with none other than the Smith Corona Blotspitter, typing a rather unpleasant note to the Binary Slime. He tosses it over.
The Binary Slime immediately suffers an anxiety attack from the unpleasantness of this note. The weasel detective walks back over to me, sheathing his miniature arsenal. I hand him the money, and he rides off into the sunset on a starship Arcus V-bound.
And thus ends a day in the life of a hard-boiled weasel detective.
Cognitio Ethereal Essence && Spider Silk && Knitting Needles = Arachne's Webspinners (9/10)
Eyepatch || Evocation Lens && Crystalline Auram Essentia = Conjurer's Artifice (5/8)
(+2 to Bomber)
Murmur of the Harvestman 2/50 (+2 from Tazz) /////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Imperator 20/50 (+2 from Tazz and Bomber) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Alchemies
Empty Interlocking Cubic Module && Quantum Solar Panel = Cubic Solar Panel Module (7/9)
Empty Interlocking Cubic Module && Eight MFSUs = Cubic Battery Module (7/9)
Charges
Project M08-➊ (38/50) (+2 from Fseftr)
Project M09-The Logician (2/50)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
I cast a spell on Crocidibli without knowing exactly what it means. Roll 2d6:
② Crocidibli takes high damage plus a long stun from a pile of octahedral highwayspheres falling on him.
③ Crocidibli takes high damage plus a short stun from getting trapped in a mechanical bitcoin rig.
④ Crocidibli takes medium damage plus a short stun from being thrown into a blender and getting remeshed and decimated.
⑤ Crocidibli takes medium damage from the entire Republic of My turning their weapons on him.
⑥ Crocidibli takes low damage from taking a one-question deadly test.
⑦ Crocidibli takes low damage, but gains a damage buff equal to the amount of damage he took.
⑧ Crocidibli is healed by a minor amount by a random priest of the Rofltarian religion.
⑨ Crocidibli is healed by a medium amount from a blessing from RNGesus.
⑩ Crocidibli is healed by a medium amount and gains a short minor defense buff from a glowstone taco.
⑪ Crocidibli is healed by a major amount and gains a short minor defense buff from a random potion dispensary.
⑫ Crocidibli is healed by a major amount and gains a short moderate defense buff from the effects of a hundred modified Mediguns.
I continue to watch over the Binary Slime. There's definitely always something I could test out here. I pull out a diamond-tipped drill, teleport several hundred meters away in a shower of teal sparks, and begin to dig directly downward. The tunnel formed by this is exactly one block in length and width, and extends around forty-five meters downward, until my drill runs out of charge. Satisfied, I place down a Nova Cataclysm, striking the thing with a flint and steel. Hurriedly flying out of the blast radius, I hear a large explosion occur beneath me.
Descending down into the chamber reveals that I uncovered a small cave, a large magmatic river flowing through the thing. This will be all the better for my purposes. I instantaneously get to work, constructing a platform out of steel girders above the river. With a few machines, and a geothermal pump or two, I construct a functional enough geothermal energy source for the facility. This will be all the more beneficial, as there is no need for lighting, given my presence above a river of lava. I fill the girders in with Hardened Glass plating, to keep everything structured, and begin work on a supercomputer. There is one reason to do this, of course.
Several hours later, I hook the last section of ME fluix cable into the system, watching with relief as the screens around the platform light up, one-by-one. I take this opportunity to close up the hole in the ceiling leading to the surface. We can deal with that later. For now, I must get to work. I send an ad out serverwide, asking for butlers named Alfred. Only a butler named Alfred will work. As I do this, I bring up the schematics for a vehicle of some sort and a suit on the main computer screen.
Several hours later, I hear a knocking on my armored blast door. Removing myself from underneath a large, barely-assembled heap of metal devices, I stride over to the door, unlocking and opening it at the press of a button. Beyond the thing stands a stately man, clad in a suit and tie. He pulls on some gloves, and shows me his identification card. Alfred. I tell him to come on in. He says as you please. I give Alfred a brief tour of the facilities, and tell him to make himself comfortable. This should only take a few hours more. He nods, and begins to sweep the floors, as a manner of habit.
Elsewhere, the Binary Slime hops about, complacent. It is only marginally injured, and is doing quite well for itself, as an entity. A roaring can be heard off in the distance. This does not concern the Binary Slime. The Binary Slime knows this is just another act in the endless chaos of the Battlefield. The rumbling grows louder, closer. The Binary Slime is slightly more concerned. Perhaps the assault is directed at the Binary Slime? Suddenly, the Binary Slime is run over by what appears to be a fully-functional Batmobile. Within it, Alfred and I high-five each other, having just accomplished our task. We drive back and forth over the Binary Slime, deploying a number of deadly contraptions upon it. Burning oil, spike bombs, smoke grenades, you name it.
After half an hour of constant roadkilling, the Batmobile replica begins to smoke. I look at Alfred warily, and he returns my look. We immediately resolve to make our escape. The back of the Batmobile opens slightly, revealing a small hatch to the outside. Alfred and I do the most logical thing at the moment, mounting the two Batcycles conveniently stored within the back of the vehicle, and starting them up. In moments, two Batcycles burst out of the back of the Batmobile, moments before it explodes horribly atop the Binary Slime. Alfred and I carefully spin around the bikes, before running the Binary Slime over once more, as a final sign of disrespect, before driving off into the wilderness.
Cognitio Ethereal Essence && Spider Silk && Knitting Needles = Arachne's Webspinners (10/10!)
Eyepatch || Evocation Lens && Crystalline Auram Essentia = Conjurer's Artifice (6/8)
ARACHNE'S WEBSPINNERS: A pair of black knitting needles covered in images of interweaving orchid spiderwebs. They can be utilized in the creation, and subsequent weaving, of webs infused with the essence of fortune and knowledge.
NEW: Pocket Watch && Magic 8-Ball && Indigo Flame = Winding Circles (1/???)
(+2 to Bomber)
Murmur of the Harvestman 3/50 /////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Imperator 23/50 (+2 from Crystal) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.