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Summon (Not sure) Actually a leveling system since I did not know it had to be a fifty post charge 34/50 +4 from nulitor (I'm guessing the pre eotb is nulled)

Vengance 3/5
+2 to nulitor

Infected Bottle of Blades OOO Coldheart Hard Drive = Potion of Hacking (Level 4: 5/5) Complete!

The Forge Stoker && Peacetime = Justice Ablaze (Level 8: 5/9)

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I really don't know what to do, I'm dead so...

I ghost whisper in Richard ear

"You will slip on a banana peel"

Also, I am planning to make a leveling system so eventually I'll need a vulnerability system.

Sorry the last battle is taking long, I just haven't had a lot of time.

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>Everyone: Mourn the loss of Tembo.

>Golem: Rejoice that that gimmick-stealing jerk is dead.

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>Battlefury13: Continue APATHY.

Hey, chrome users, try using Libdoge on this page. there is so much for the doges to spam about it causes L

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/noel What/who are the [GS]?

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Well, the Suppression Turrets weren't as assisted as I hoped, if it makes you feel better.

Also, I think the GS are a self-appointed faction called the Godmodder Slayers, but I don't know their motives (beyond the obvious, slay Godmodders). I'm guessing that they're out for the blood of both sides.

<copypastenonsense>

Awesome! Thanks for answering that question. Now that I know that, I'm going to get to work on getting some powerful alchemies.

Guitar Solo: 25/40

Shock Trooper: 5/50

Rusty Regenerator && Glass Frit == Reclaimed Reanimator [Lvl.2?] 2/3

Plain Axe && Shining Steel == Thunder Axe [Lvl. 3?] 3/4

Soul of the captain 40/50(+2 from proof of concept)(have no link whatsoever to the captain
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when his current one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
I use The Reinforcement to create the two last needed schools:
School of transmutation(level 0 alchemy allowing to turn stuff in other stuff but with various limits due to the low power)
School of enchantment(level 0 alchemy regrouping spells manipulating the minds)

Then I start T1

School of illusion && School of conjuration && School of necromancy && School of evocation && School of abjuration && School of divination && School of enchantment && School of transmutation => D&D T1 1/?(a T1 character is completely omnipotent in dnd(For example they can give themselves infinity to all stats and any power they want or invent instantly and many many other ridiculously absurdly powerful things)but in DTG this alchemy should probably not be too much high level and not have all those effects since it is not a game about filled with completely mad rule lawyers)
my items:

I help proof of concept(twice)

Then I use the Reinforcement to create a cathedral somewhere on the battlefield to increase the GS civilization bar

OK, sorry about the wait on this one. Next turn there'll be a surprise to make up for it (the GOOD kind of suprise). Also, +1 for the lateness as usual.

Any pre-EoTB posts should be reposted if you want them counted, as usual.

Summon (Not sure) Actually a leveling system since I did not know it had to be a fifty post charge 35/50 +4 from nulitor +1 from tazz (this is a repost)

Vengance 5/5 +1 from tazz Complete!

(Charge) MUAHAHAHA, I SMITE THE FRIENDLY CREEPER, MUAHAHAHAHA

+2 to nulitor

Infected Bottle of Blades OOO Coldheart Hard Drive = Potion of Hacking (Level 4: 5/5) Complete!

The Forge Stoker && Peacetime = Justice Ablaze (Level 8: 5/9)

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I really don't know what to do, I'm dead so...

I ghost whisper in Richard ear

"You will slip on a banana peel"

Also, I am planning to make a leveling system so eventually I'll need a vulnerability system.

Sorry the last battle is taking long, I just haven't had a lot of time.

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The something pit 8/25 (1+ tazz)
Sea dog 5/10
Golden Idol && Tentacles && Rusty Handle && A Test of Spirit + A Harsh Lesson && Sigil of Strength = Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6 - 5/7)
Lantern && Chain && && Hook && Soul of the Damned && Soul of the Tormented && Soul of the Innocent = The Chain Warden (Level 9 - 5/10)

~Toast places down a few barrels. ~T: Yaargh.

x2 Explosive Barrel - 2/2 [???]

Only takes 1 damage from attacks.

When killed, the killer can decide to either blow it up (dealing damage to a random [PZ] entity) or defuse it (does not do anything).

Can't attack.

+2 crystalcat

(Don't know if I said this, but glad player health is gone. For now, at least.)

27/30

1/8 Attack and Defend

I take Excavator's Incendiary Autobow, and excavate a nice little home for the dragon consort. Being the world's most insanely optimistic optimist, he(she?) optimistically assumizes its something great!

His optimism couldn't have been further off the mark.

I use the million dollars to buy a tank that fires explosive xylophones with acidic duckies attached to them, and bombard the Obsidian Stronghold with it.

Quote: 42/50

And again...: 30/50

ALCHEMIZE! Flare Gun && Miniature Sun = Solar Flare (Level ?, 1/?)

Darkimin II Blood Testing "Butterfly" (Yes, they call that thing a "butterfly" where I go for blood tests.) = Bloodform 8/9

Microphone && Rapier = RAPier 1/???

+2 to Ire

Sukard 43/50 (+3 from Fury)
Matt 15/15 (+1 from Fury) Summoned.

Matt the Pirate(70000/70000 HP (AZ))

Ability: Syphon: IIIII Removes ability to use an ability/skill/charge for 2 turns.

Shuu Lumina 1/25

Hello, and welcome to a game!

Hi. = Matt.

Why am I really blocky?

This is Minecraft, bruh.

Ah, yes, this game. The game were you get blown up by green, four legged things?

Perfect description.

So, what do I do now?

Beat the gorilla out of everything.

Cool! Where do I start?

Beat up whatever you want, except that girl over there.

I point to Uzi.

Why can't I? One, I love beating up stuff.

Two, she looks so weak.

Point one: She's a Godmodder.

Point two: Godmodders will wreck your face when you attack them, as you're an entity, and I can't summon you as an all powerful player.

D: Well I'll just beat up other stuff...

Matt the Pirate attacks the G.F Alpha-Omega.

I use WHAT ARE THOSE? to poke Plantera.

comic. 23/50 (+8 from various)

Imperator 27/50

Spear && Water Titan Essence = Titanwash Spear 6/11

Normal Essence of Temmie && Armor = Temmie Armor 8/11

14,000/30,000 XP Lv. 1 (+1 HP total)

+2 Ire

I grumble that Phantom Walker is finally immune to burning. I then realize that there were other, more extreme status effects based on heat. I quickly pull out the Titanflame Axe I made a bit ago, and research (Google) melting points. I then set the Titanflame Axe to 2,750 degrees Fahrenheit, and cleave through Phantom Walker, giving him the Melting debuff, somehow different than the Burning debuff.

I also decide to use the 0th B-Ball on... myself, Erelye, Bomber, Salt, and Napstablook.

The something pit 9/25
Sea dog 6/10
Golden Idol && Tentacles && Rusty Handle && A Test of Spirit + A Harsh Lesson && Sigil of Strength = Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6 - 6/7)
Lantern && Chain && && Hook && Soul of the Damned && Soul of the Tormented && Soul of the Innocent = The Chain Warden (Level 9 - 6/10)

+2 megaminer (for pirate)

~Toast throws various Pirates at the Chua Spellslinger. Because Pirates are cool as hell.

The Keeper: ======================================== 24/40 (+4 from Tazz)
The Symphony: ================================================== 28/50 (+4 from Tazz, +3 from MZ)

I +2 generic.

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The Scribe walks over to G.F. Hemomania. He thinks about how to attack the giant warship, and then recalls something in his Journal that can be used to take out high-power things with relative ease. He flips to a page called "Sin". An ancient and occult force, concentrated in every object in existence. My experiments have shown that all creatures and objects have sin inside of them, and, as life is intrinsically flawed, every living being will express sin in some way - just some will do so more than others. The more you sin, the less revered you are in the eyes of the gods, and the more you sin, the more capable of hate you are. Predisposing yourself to evil, as a result, will cause you to do even more evil down the road. Truly a vicious cycle, and one that no one is safe from. No one is without sin, but some people are a cesspool of it... And for good reason. Getting enough sin will align you with the God Below. Some people call him Stan for whatever reason. Making deals with the God Below at the cost of your essence can result in acquiring great power... BEINGS OF SIN: ISAAC (I HAVE HIM ON SPEED DIAL!) GODMODDERS (FRUSTRATING BEINGS OF SMOKE AND MIRRORS) CURSED DUPLICATES (WATCH YOUR REFLECTION) MARCELINE'S DAD (IT CAME FROM THE NIGHTOSPHERE!) PONIES (KILL ME PLEASE)

The Scribe dials a number on a device at his wrist - 444-0109. After several seconds, the Scribe speaks into the device. "Hello? Is this the God Below? Yeah, I'd like to speak to your pupil. Isaac's his name, right? Uh, yes, I know he has a demonic name. ...What? You're telling me he identifies as a demon? Listen, that's stupid--no, no, I'm not doubting you! I would never! Yes I know you can smite me with the unholiest of blood laser blasts but PLEASE DON'T! ...Fine. I'll call him by his demonic name. Can I speak to... Maw of the Mega Empty Vessel, the Awesomest of Demons who is Super Cool? ...Yes. Thanks. Did he just put me on hold? Ugh... That's what he gets for letting a toddler name himself--ohnohe'shere. Uh, yeah! Hello there, Maw of the Mega Empty Vessel, the Awesomest of Demons who is Super Cool! I know you're busy training with the God Below, but I need your help right now. You know, you could show me that cool trick with the brimstone again if you want? I can tell you've been perfecting that thing! What do you say? Ask the ol' guy to let you take a break. ...Alright, thanks man, you're the best." There's a click, and the Scribe sighs. "Dealing with hell is serious business."

The ground starts to rumble, and the Scribe backs away as what looks like a rickety trapdoor materializes from out of nowhere. It is flung open and a jet-black streak flies out of it, hovering in the air. The Scribe looks in awe at the demonic form of Isaac. Once a lost kid hiding in his basement from his mother, he has been recognized by Satan as the next Antichrist, and he is now training to fully realize his role. Isaac has multiple sets of horns, large leathery wings, pure black skin, sharp teeth, piercing eyes, and several demonic symbols etched into his forehead. Isaac sees the Scribe, grinning, as he puffs up his cheeks and spits out a long stream of blood that's as hot as a laser. It sails across the sky before splitting into eight more lasers that careen in different directions across the horizon. Each stream blows up a small hill.

Clapping, the Scribe approaches Isaac. "Well done, well done! You've been training very well. I guess you don't need my help anymore? The God Below's treating you pretty well down there, I'd expect." The Scribe chuckles darkly. "I've known him for far too long. There's a reason he never lets me directly visit you, you know. I've been banned from Sheol for quite some time. What? You want to know why? Well, it's a rather long story, and one that involves my book, my glasses, an invisible box, a glowing hourglass, and my own inner demons. I'd be glad to tell you it... but at another time. Right now, focus on destroying that warship for me."

Not needing any further direction, Isaac nods and zips into the sky, flying towards G.F. Hemomania. Isaac holds his hand in the air and points it at the airship, a large red crosshair positioning itself on the ship's mast. There is a large beeping noise as a shape blocks out the sun - a huge missile screaming towards the ground. It impacts the ship, exploding in a massive fireball that quickly turns blood-red, spewing out at least twenty different blood beams at once that bounce across terrain before rebounding through the ship. A very large hole is punched through it as a result, flames and smoke spewing from the G.F. Hemomania, which is now losing altitude.

Isaac flies under it and pulls out another weapon from hammerspace - a knife. He closes his eyes and throws it at the G.F. Hemomania with a mighty throw. Darkness envelops Isaac as a barrage of smaller knives gleam from out of nowhere, sailing towards the ship and creating a massive column of knives that tear through the ship's surface like butter, carving across its structure and creating hundreds of miniature explosions that do even more damage. Isaac catches the main knife and flies close to the ship's hull, scratching the knife across its surface. Its impossibly sharp edge causes the ship to break apart, sections of it splitting, shattering, and exploding wherever Isaac moves.

An image of a skull flashes across his head as Isaac pulls out two scythes from his eyes, throwing them at the G.F. Hemomania. They spin in the air and carve through the ship's engines, creating a massive blue explosion as they implode. He keeps firing a steady onslaught of scythes which maneuver through the air at deadly speeds. To accompany it, Isaac takes out a razor blade and slices it across his chest. His blood turns black and swirls into a large black ring that is thrown at the ship, melting whatever it touches. After the carnage, a large ring-shaped hole is left in the ship's hull. Lastly, Isaac cuts off his own head with the razor blade, dying on the spot. His body parts fall to the ground below, their shadows being cast across the field thanks to the setting sun. Suddenly, the shadows quiver and take shape, reassembling into a shifting form of Isaac made from pure darkness - it has piercing red eyes and a small fez on top. Isaac has turned into Dark Judas!

Dark Judas flies up and whips out a replica of the God Below's head - in his Mega form! The item begins charging up, drawing the life of the world inwards as a pulsating red vortex begins to form in front of Dark Judas' body... After several seconds, an all-encompassing boom sounds as a gargantuan blood beam is fired across the field that is bigger than the G.F. Hemomania itself. The warship cannot avoid the attack, and its entire being is incinerated. The beam persists for a long time, and when it finally finishes firing, its energy spent, the warship sinks to the ground like a stone, colliding with it like a husk.

Dark Judas warps at the feet of the Scribe, his true body parts reforming as Isaac regains his form. "Bravo, Is... uh, Maw of the Mega Empty Vessel, the Awesomest of Demons who is Super Cool. That was truly quite a show. You've certainly still got your strength." Isaac nods happily and flies towards the trapdoor, descending through it. The trapdoor promptly disappears. After several seconds, the Scribe looks at the sunken ship. "So this is the power of sin... Terrible deeds can accomplish great things. My research is irrefutable. Yet... I wonder." The Scribe turns his gaze to the ground. "Evil is never the only option. I know this. So should I honestly act like I don't?" The Scribe grimaces and walks away.

Alchemies[/b]
Empty Interlocking Cubic Module && Quantum Solar Panel = Cubic Solar Panel Module (8/9)

Empty Interlocking Cubic Module && Eight MFSUs = Cubic Battery Module (8/9)

Charges[/b]
Project M08-➊ (42/50) (+2 from Fseftr, +1 from Tazz)
Project M09-The Logician (4/50) (+1 from Tazz)
+2 to Fseftr

[b]Action[/b]

That Anti-"Unoriginality" Turret must die, and fast. It's going to be a pain in the heels and balls of everyone's feet, and there is no Impact Gel to remedy this situation. There is only one thing left to do: pepper the Anti-Unoriginality Turret with flaming rocket bullets from Overkill!.

[b]Entity Action[/b]

Rinon gains her freedom from the wrath of the Anti-Unoriginality Turret by virtue of being a completely original character. She will attack the Third Spambot by performing a bilabial trill at it for 15 seconds, causing it to explode spontaneously at the end of it.

Dimensional Breakout: 2/50

Bar: [NNNNNNNNNN]

Pit looks mildly irritated from being shot in the face with lasers going all over the place, before deciding to stay calm. There's no need to break out the Shopkeeper RAIN ON THEM WITH LIGHTNING STORMS Power yet.

And then turns his attention to Redstone.

"Listen kid, I know what you're going for. I get the reference. But do yourself a favor and don't summon Lance. I don't think reminding him of how his father died in a minecrafting accident would be a good idea when you want him to fight."

(ACTUAL PLOT POINT IN GAME)

==RP Stuffs==

With tEMBO's death, assorted souls fly up into the air, and into their respective owners. Sorodin's soul, however, comes barreling at the body possessed by... someone, and promptly... bounces off? A shield can be seen surrounding Sorodin?, made of spectrium in it's plasma form, which means souls can't go through it. Sorodin?'s eyes now show a mix of the deep blue and a bloody red. Sorodin's soul forms a human shape.

Sorodin's Soul> Huh?

Sorodin? laughs gleefully.

Sorodin?> HA! I'm more powerful than I thought... with Therros and I's powers combined, you can't stop us! I'm DONE with being withheld, Sorodin. I'm DONE with being used. I'm DONE with being trapped. I'm DONE with this, I'm DONE with everything! You, Sorodin are going to be my first kill in millennia!

Sorodin's Soul attempts to roll its eyes, but finds that it has none.

Sorodin's Soul> Great... now I have to deal with this freak.

=Action=

Sorodin's Soul takes out a new... you could call it a weapon, but not really. He pulls out... and advent calendar. A GIANT advent calendar, to be precise. AND THUS STARTS LOTS OF INSTANT ENTITY SUMMONING THAT WILL HOPEFULLY NOT BE BRAINWASHED. The image on the advent calendar is a picture of the Battlefield in all of it's bloody glory. Nothing like murder to get you in the Christmas spirit! Opening days one, two, three, and four, four things come flying out of them: A snowman bottom, a snowman middle, a snowman head, and assorted pieces of coal, sticks, brooms, and of course, pipes. Because snowmen smoke. All of these assemble to create: FROSTY THE SNOWMAN... or something.

==Alchemies==
Logic Distortion Remote && (Watch && Ender Pearl) =
Space-Time Manipulator 10/11

Ring && Oblivion Energy = Brine 4/11

=Inventory=
Logic Distortion Remote (Powerless)
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64
Voidmetal Bottle
Pocket Dimension
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
Traho
Stevereen Figure
World in a Bottle

T-Shirt

(Only including things that I deem important to my ultimate alchemy chain thingy)
==Charges==
Celestial Guardian 42/50 (+4 from Hezetor... I think. Might be more.)

Advent Calendar 4/25 (+3 from update delays)
The Balancer 23/50 If I can put charges on hold, I'm doing that. If not, scrap it.
+2 Hezetor

Breaker Blade && Buster Sword && Paladin's Hammer = Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 4/9 lvl 8

Temmite && Elemental Ingots && Titanium = bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 3/11 lvl 10...

Since i spent most of my mental enegrys on this post i merely help Topazian summon Frosty, reducing the nerf.

50/50 Annoying Dog

Some Old hack offer's UserZero a map to the local Infinity 1+ Sword! Normally she would just ignore him, but hey, some other fool is wasting their post on it.

What happens next includes such madness as:

a local bee hive of scum and villainy with Anti-godmodding poison that takes forever to ware off

Crossing an Ocean filled with Biome busters. Did i metions they are anti-godmodding?

A anti-godmodding mage.

Oh, did i mention the Anti-godmodding bank security forces?

Anti-godmodding Cranky Kong clones

infintely resetting anti-godmodder traps

1000000000000000000000^{234252536466565} flaming anti godmodder retards in a anti-godmodding volcano

Anti-Godmodding n00bs

Anti-Godmodder turret (the idiot who made it is long dead. Lucky, it has no range. Seriously, it has like 10 meters of range.)

Ungodmoddable impossible-to-cross lava river

DTG2's minigame server

Temmie Village (She sold half of her much-needed gear.)

10000000000000⁶⁴ villages of Flaming retards, now with anti-computer damage enhancements

Finally, after a long series of battles, she finds the INFINITY ONE PLUS SWOR- waitaminute.

Oh. It's just an extremely cool sword... What do you mean its not even an Infinity one minus sword?!

UserZero shrugs, and grabs it-

You are carrying too many dogs!

Drop annoying dog?

Y N

>y N

UserZero Deployed the dog!

Suddenly, Dogsong plays! A small white dog spawns in front of UserZero, and walks up to (into?) the Really Cool Sword!

The Dog absorbed the Really Cool Sword!

The Dog was empowered by the combined effects of the Legendary artifact and Really Cool Sword!

Annoying Dog empowered!

180,000/180,000 HP (NERF'ed due to evasiveness).

Passive: Dogsong: The power of dogsong empowers every dog! Dog-based summons are quicker to summon and current dog entitys gain statboosts!

Passive: Annoying Status: In his quest to become Annoying, the Annoying Dog has somehow gotten a massive list of annoying status effects, and can inflict them alongside attacks.

Abilitys: Patch Quilt [|||] The annoying dog patches his Quilt, patch-healing his Enemy!

Artifact Blaster: [|||||] The Annoying Dog unleashes the power of the Legendary Artifact, creating a massive death ray that hits for a massive amount of damage and can stun a target.

Extremely Cool Slasher: [|||||||]: The annoying dog continues his rampage, this time unleashing the power of the Extremely Cool Blade! He promptly chops the strongest, non-userzero enemy into tiny pieces!

ARFIFACT GONER: [||||||||||||]

What do you call a artifact made by dog's? an ARFifact! The annoying dog leaves after this attack.

The annoying dog infuses the Artifacts together, creating the Arfifact, which he then infuses with his soul before unleashing a massive death ray and a massive amount of powerful swords!

Upon the end of a turn, he summons a Greater Dog to protect him.

He is evasive, but loses this once he unleashes Artifact Blaster.

whelp im gonna clean this mess up in the morning see ya

how2wastecharges: 3/22

2+ to irecreeper