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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
Current Entities
Balloonian
HP:180,000/180,000
Affinity: [M:0 | R:0 | S:0]
He works like Valeera, but with less focus on the actual deck and more focus on the hero's own actions. His deck only has 15 cards in it. He starts at 5 mana and gains 1 maximum mana per turn as well as draws one card per turn. If he runs out of cards in his deck, they get reshuffled.
"Hero Power": Wild Magic. Costs 2 mana. Adds a completely random Hearthstone spell to Balloonian's hand and it costs 2 less mana. I'm not going to pick ones that would break the game or make no sense though, like vanish or unleash the hounds. I'll reroll those. Completely possible for Balloonian to get something totally useless, like bestial wrath or bolster.
All spells that Balloonian can get are in one of three groups based on their class of origin, either Might (warrior, hunter, rouge), Right (druid, paladin, priest) or Sight (mage, warlock, shaman). Whenever Balloonian casts a spell of one group, his affinity to that group goes up by 3 and his affinity with the other two groups each go down by 1.
When an affinity gets to 8 or above, Balloonian triggers a special attack that resets his affinity for that group back to 0.
Might - Devastation: Balloonian takes to the skies, becoming unattackable for the turn, but also preventing him from playing any cards that turn. At the end of the turn, he shoots 3 fireballs at any target. Each fireball deals 10,000 damage to its target and 2,500 damage to the entities listed directly above and below the target in the EOTB.
Right - Mountain's Power: Heals a target for 30,000 HP. In addition, whatever that target attacks this turn gets marked for death. The next turn, any spells that Valeera or Balloonian use against the marked target cost 4 less mana.
Sight - Begin the Games: Does something weird that I'll get into once/if it's used.
Deck:
Minions:
x1 Electron - 3 mana. Not to be confused with Serpent's character. summon a minion with 5,000 attack and 5,000 HP. While this is alive, both Valeera and Balloonian's spells costs 3 less mana. Not a dragon, but is a mech. ... You know, just in case Balloonian pulls Unstable Portal and that gets him a TinkerTown Technician.
x2 Dragon Consorts - 5 mana, summon a minion with 8,000 attack and 10,000 HP. In addition, Ballonian's next dragon costs 2 mana less. Is a dragon.
x2 BalloonWing Corruptors - 5 mana, summon a minion with 10,000 attack and 6,000 HP. When played, deal 10,000 damage to an enemy if Balloonian has a dragon in hand. Not a dragon.
x1 Balelastrasz - 6 mana, summon a minion with 4,000 attack and 10,000 HP. While this is alive, Balloonian's cards all cost 1 less mana. This card got considerably nerfed in its transition to DTG. Is a dragon.
x2 Balloonkin Hatchers - 6 mana, summon a minion with 5,000 attack and 6,000 HP. Also, summon two whelps each with 3,000 attack and 3,000 HP.
x1 Balloonmedes - 7 mana, summon a minion with no attack and 20,000 HP. Whenever either Valeera or Balloonian plays a card, this minion gets +2,000 attack. Is a dragon.
x1 Balloomagus - 8 mana. Summons a minion with 8,000 attack and 12,000 HP. If this is alive when Balloonian draws a card, he gains an extra copy of that card. Is a dragon.
Spells
x1 ShadowFlame - 4 mana, destroys a friendly, willing minion and deals its damage to up to 5 enemies.
x1 Bite - 4 Mana, gives Balloonian +5,000 HP and lets him attack this turn for 5,000 damage.
x1 Swipe - 4 mana, deals 5,000 damage to one enemy and 2,000 to up to 4 others.
x1 Open the Gates - 8 mana, summons 5 whelps each with 3,000 attack and 2,000 health.
BONUS CARD! x1 Mana Surge - 6 mana. Instantly uses Balloonian's Wild Magic ability 3 times. In addition, it lets him reroll one spell he doesn't like.
Deathrattle: Sets up for something.
Commands:
N/A
Status bar is assuming that Option 2 was taken.
Minions out: Balloonmedes (8k, 20k, +2k attack per card played).
Hand: Swipe, Dream, Mana Surge, Shadowflame, Open the Gates, Dragon Consort.
Special Spells: Whirlwind (0 mana), Seal of Light x2 (1 mana), Imp-losion (3 mana), Duplicate (2 mana)
Affinity: (M:3 R:0 S:0)
Action:
I steal a Water Rod from a strange game in the future known as Tri-Force Heroes and use it right over where Star's Body is, fishing it out of the ground with a geyser of water. Hopefully anyway.
Relevance Line:
Mikoto dashes back down the corridor, frantically looking for where Gail went. He burst through a door into another room, which was empty besides for a couple of chests. Gail wasn't there, but there was the back of a dispenser in the right hand wall. Lacking the time to look around more, Mikoto ran back out and kept backtracking, running to his left. Although, he didn't have to go very far because the next room over was the one Gail had gone into. Immediately, Mikoto recognized that the dispenser in the other room was pointing through the wall directly at her.
Get down!
What? Wher- oph!
Mikoto rushes forward through the doorway and tackles Gail out of the way of the dispenser, triggering the pressure plate in the process. There's a slight click and the dispenser fires out one of the poisoned arrows inside it. Well, it would have fired the arrow anyway, except that the dispenser was so old and the bow inside it was so frayed that it acted like a dropper and instead just spat the arrow out a few blocks, leaving it to clatter to the floor.
Um... thank you? ... Could you... let me get up?
Somewhat embarrassed by the anti-climatic finish, Mikoto backed away, letting Gail roll away and get back up onto her feet.
The Keeper: ======================================== 19/40 (+3 from Tazz, +1 from MZ)
The Symphony: ================================================== 20/50 (+3 from Tazz, +2 from MZ)
I +2 generic. My Alien Drone copies the action of Erelye's.
Uncle Grandpa fires up another round of spliced-together DTG2 words in the form of an attack!
"Screw it, I just" "fire stuff at" "Chuck Norris". "1" "damage is dealt" "and everyone dies!" "I electrify" "1 more player". "That does a vague" "upgrade" "to obsidian level". "That is", "I accidently" "let" "it" "only be destroyed by one thing". "Ok, this" "next" "summon" "will see the charges" "upgrade" "2" "1 beast with equivalent power to the GM"! "Behold, the" "'c-4' 'hax' 'thing' 'roll'"!! "I summon" "my charge"! "The force" "just exploded" "an interstellar firetruck." "I'm starting to think" "IT'S" "like" "the devilmodder"... "The base" "got melt-ified" "again". "/" "Godmodder" "alt". "actualy", "when" "I summon 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards", " "I foresaw" "7" "bursts through the" "Game Master" "from Infinity" "with water"! "I hope it is" "killing them"... "Yep," "intakilled"! "I vote" "to attack the godmodder" "and begin hacking" "another wave" "on our" "Godmodder"! "Progress on" "hack": "100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000" / "1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000"!! "I fire" "all" "stuff" "out of existence. And" "it will" "appear", "defend", "flip the bird", "upgrade", "and then shoot the godmodder in the head with a M82A1 just to make sure"!
..."why is" "the Godmodder", "which is" "in Soviet Russia", "increased to ????"?
Once again, everything that just happens in the text now happens in real life. Uncle Grandpa, the effects of the previous attack carrying over to this one, once again becomes the Godmodder at the peak of his power in DTG2! Using his power, he fires every single piece of ammunition in the universe at Chuck Norris, somehow breaking past his eternal struggle with the ACN Turret and dealing 1 damage to him! Because of the massive power needed to actually damage Chuck Norris, the resulting explosion creates a MASSIVE FIELD WIPE, killing EVERYTHING!
When the smoke clears, only Uncle Grandpa, the most powerful godmodder on the field, is left standing. The Battlefield is now a desolate crater blasted down to bedrock, and the skies have been tinged red with blood. Uncle Grandpa celebrates his newfound power and ownership of the server for quite some time until he grows bored. He spawns a random player back on the field and electrifies him with powerful magic, turning him into solid obsidian and giving him massive defenses - he can only be destroyed by one thing in the universe, and if he is, the resulting explosion will annihilate the server in its entirety!
Uncle Grandpa decides to take his experiment a bit further, creating a powerful charge that will turn the hapless player into an absolutely gargantuan beast with equivalent power to Uncle Grandpa himself! He quickly realizes that such a thing will be useless without people to test it against, so he snaps his fingers and restores the Battlefield to its former glory when everyone was alive. However, Uncle Grandpa harnesses the power of the fallen copies of the Battlefield's warriors to fuel his own charge, successfully turning the players into a monstrosity: the C4-Hax-Thing-Roll! It's a horrifying glitchy mess made of explosives, hacks, rolling objects, and various things that I shouldn't name.
The force of the summon sends radiant power throughout reality itself, creating quakes in the fabric of space and time! Across multiple universes, things go haywire... The moons of Alternia change their orbit. An influx of weirdness spreads across Gravity Falls. Color flickers on in Limbo for the briefest of seconds. The Secret of the Void raises an eyebrow. And an interstellar firetruck, on its way to help stop an inferno raging across an entire dimension, explodes. The resulting fire moves across all of reality since nothing is there to stop it, the fire flickering in the skies of Minecraftia and spreading onto the server, lighting everything on fire. The C4-Hax-Thing-Roll laughs a violent laugh, and Uncle Grandpa begins to worry that he could have just summoned a truly evil copy of himself - a devilmodder!
Uncle Grandpa tries to rollback his changes, but since the C4-Hax-Thing-Roll has his powers, he can't merely be banned or rollbacked! The C4-Hax-Thing-Roll spews corrupted fire across the entire Battlefield, melting everything, terrain, entities, villages, and the bases of both sides of the war! Suddenly knowing what must be done, Uncle Grandpa types a command in console: /Godmodder alt. It spawns an alternate version of Godmodder477! With their combined godmodding skill, the Godmodders summon 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards that suicide rush a new target - The_Nonexistent_Tazz!
They combine into seven tendrils of unholy water ripped straight from the Infinite Red Sea, bursting right through Tazz's First Guardian body and suspending him in the air! The powers of two simultaneous godmodders are at least able to temporarily hold Tazz, as the Godmodders vote to attack the fake godmodder (the C4-Hax-Thing-Roll) with a powerful wave hacked from the Red Sea - if anything can destroy this monstrosity, perhaps oblivion incarnate will do the trick! Combining the charges, the hack is completed nigh-instantaneously, rising to absurd levels of power that dwarf the known universe!
The Godmodders then hold every object in existence at once - every piece of matter on every planet in every system in every galaxy in every universe in every dimension in Fiction, including everything in the Void, every pocket dimension, and every alternate and doomed timeline. They accomplish this with their powers, the powers of the Red Dragon, and the powers of The_Nonexistent_Tazz, whose First Guardian energies they share through the spears the flaming retards stuck through him - they're siphoning the Red Sun energies from him into the Godmodders! Now that they hold Fiction in the palm of their hands, the Godmodders throw this power at the C4-Hax-Thing-Roll, knocking everything in existence and the Thing out of existence in entirety!
From their vantage point in nothingness, the Godmodders can clearly see the compacted ball of existence sail into the abyss as it turns into a singularity, exploding into infinite being with a resounding whoosh as everything in Fiction suddenly snaps back into shape with a power so momentous that it sends cracks across EVERYTHING! Reality has been fractured, and the biggest fracture is right across the thing at the epicenter of the new big bang, the the C4-Hax-Thing-Roll. Reality rebounds on the Thing, appearing all around it, defending it, and then turning its back on it and flipping the bird! The Thing is so horrified that it melts away, and reality then upgrades itself and shoots the Thing in the head with an M82A1 to - finally - finish it off!
The Godmodders breathe a sigh of relief knowing that their work is done, the alt Godmodder disappearing and only Uncle Grandpa remaining. But then, there is a massive rumble. The ground lifts upwards, and a gargantuan shape forms from it... Only to be sent back down. Phew. Looks like it was a false alarm.
Советская Россия , 19XX
Это было пять минут , так как кубический человек появился на заставе тундры . Мы не знаем, что делать с ним . Он, кажется, быть изготовлены из некоторой комбинации взрывчатых веществ, злокачественные технологии , различные штаны и сферические объекты вращательными .
Он упал с неба и разрушили близлежащий лес , уплощение деревья для миль вокруг . Он ... Он, кажется, движется ... О, Боже, уже он превратился в гигантский голове? Нет ... Нет, нет, нет ... Он повсюду , он распространяется по всему -
[Soviet Russia, 19XX
It has been five minutes since the cubic man appeared in the outpost of the tundra. We do not know what to make of him. He appears to be made of some combination of explosives, malignant technology, various unmentionables, and spherical rotational objects.
He fell from the sky and demolished a nearby forest, flattening the trees for miles around. He... He appears to be moving... Oh god, has he turned into a giant head? No... No, no, NO... HE'S EVERYWHERE, HE'S SPREADING ACROSS --]
After a minute, the ground lifts upwards again, and the rumbling returns! Uncle Grandpa watches, horrified, as a gigantic and corrupted version of the Godmodder's head rises from the ground, liquid sloughing off of its face and spreading its corrupted tendrils everywhere! His expression turns to joy - this was what he wanted from the attack - to summon a giant Godmodder's head that would use an ungodmoddable attack! But this isn't even the Godmodder anymore - it's a being more powerful than him, so much more powerful that his body is only temporary, and he can't exist for more than a few minutes - he is known only as ????.
???? turns its gaze on UserZero, opening its mouth to reveal endless catacombs of horror and despair. A massive multicolored orb spins in its mouth, shining brilliantly with all the light in existence - it seems that, when the Thing met its violent end at the hands of reality snapping back together, some of reality's inherent creative power leaked through it and was captured by the Thing's godmodding power and caused it to reform as this abomination - as such, ???? holds the entire creative potential of all of Fiction at its fingertips.
With that, ???? fires an absolute beam of hyperdeath at UserZero that screams towards her faster than the speed of light. This has several implications - one being that because it's traveling at such high speeds, it's slamming into atoms faster than they have time to move away, resulting in massive nuclear explosions that form on all sides of the already massive ray, and second, that because it's moving so fast, it's stretching the boundary between space and time, meaning that this thing is hitting UserZero at all possible points in its timeline and in hers. Therefore, no matter what she does or where she goes, she is getting hit by this beam, because even if she has a reaction speed faster than light or if she can stop time, she's still getting hit because it hits her instantaneously and at all possible points in time.
The resulting explosion can be seen from a universe away. Unfortunately, ???? uses up all of its energy as a result and dies. Uncle Grandpa stops being the Godmodder, and everything in the Battlefield returns to normal - except UserZero.
Heavy Rousing Sword King Rouzer && Ten Commandments || Class Cards =Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] (10/10)
I mix several buckets of water and lava, adding the resulting obsidian to my Hecatonchire.
I look over my new weapon, I'm probably going to pull some flashy attacks off with this thing... As long as I'm not attacking the targets that brought me here in the first place.
Entity orders: Hecatonchire; Lifting Mechari Engineer to an arbitrary height and dropping them.
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Possibly used up?)
...An entity? 11/15 (+2 from Talist): Yeah, something is going to happen..
Lacrima 7/20: There's something to be said about a power that lifts all it's restrictions and costs for so little. Touching a ghost’s anchor, being in City or a realm of the dead, when your is a ghost. But the best reason is that those same restrictions are lifted in times of true desperation, when failure would lead to ruin or death, or when protecting something you truly care about.
If that thing lives to see the light of day from Sukard, he's gonna get rekt, as he is from a game made in 2007.
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@TT2K, I'm pretty sure you forgot to choose your position, as I couldn't find anywhere
Alright, I'm going to try to actually start creating a plot with my character, so here it goes, this is what I would have wrote for the sidequest but I didn't have enough time..
I fall to the ground, my life force passing away from me. I hear Urthank, that rotten slime.
Urthank: It was quite easy destroying you, you put your trust in others. That was your weakness. Now I take over your power, but with no weakness. Of course I have to give credit where it is due, that dragon-demon whatever it is made this possible. He gave me powers similar to yours to fight by your side. Then he promised me power, your power. There was no 'good guy' that sent me here, there was really no hope for you. The shrine, the only thing preventing ~ from unleashing his true power has been destroyed, and soon you will too. He will become strong, and take over the entire world!
Me: You do realize that there are Godmodders on this 'world'
Urthank: What are Godmodders?
Me: Well, you kind of tried to hit one with a truck when you were a normal slime
Urthank: Oh, those, those are no match for us
Me: Right, well good luck with that, I guess after you 'take' my power, I'll just respawn and destroy you all
Urthank: Oh, it doesn't work like that. You will be banished from this realm, and I will take your place. How did ~ explain it, oh yes! He said, "It's like you completely take over his minecraft account, but since your an entity, you don't get to respawn" Which doesn't make much sense. What is Minecraft?
Me: It's the game your playing. Namely on a server with bloodthirsty Godmodders
Urthank: Oh yes! Now I remember, ~ said he would join the Godmodders. The strongest of them. I of course would rather not take place in any of the fighting unless I have to, so I may just disappear and hone my skills, I mean, your skills.
Suddenly, my eyes begin to shine.
"A soldier shall come to take my place
and-
then I die...
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anacrhonism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
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Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Potion of Hacking (Level 4: 0/5)
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Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
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Soul of the captain 36/50(+2 from proof of concept)(have no link whatsoever to the captain)
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when his current one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
I use The Reinforcement to start creating schools:
School of conjuration (level 0 alchemy which create and summon and conjure various minor things)
School of illusion (level 0 alchemy which makes illusions)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
I help proof of concept(twice)
Then I try to use the blasting power of the Warp Zone on the cells.
Somehow it either ends up creating a rift with the plane of sun or it might shift them on the imaginary axis.
I for one am glad at no update, mostly due to the fact that I have had trouble getting a stable connection... which should hopefully be fixed in December.
[TakenForGranted changed their name to ~Toast]. (Changing forum username to The Flaming Toast for consistency, should come through in a bit)
Landlubber 3/25 (+2 compensation; still here)
things. 1/10
Golden Idol && Tentacles && Rusty Handle && A Test of Spirit + A Harsh Lesson && Sigil of Strength = Eye of Nagakaborous (goodluck with that) (Level ? - 1/?)
Lantern && Chain && && Hook && Soul of the Damned && Soul of the Tormented && Soul of the Innocent = The Chain Warden (Level ? - 1/?)
+2 to irecreeper if they are active, otherwise crystalcat
~T: I have returned.
~T: I am now a robot.
~T: And a girl.
~T: And a dwarf
~T: And a particularly gruesome pirate.
~T: And allergic to a particular type of donut.
> ~Toast approached the Creepers.
~T: A messy death will be your first warning.
~Toast fire a shot through the mass of creepers. Turns out it was a flare gun, which have been known to be particularly effective against these types of enemies. It's also explosive. To make sure it's particularly gruesome.
_Also worked it out that there are 23 votes in the poll, by sequential DETERMINATION.
I'm personally as well frustrated with the lack of updates, but I also know that it's probably not your fault. You should take your time, since producing a quality update is a lot better than producing a lot of sub-par updates (as I can attest to!)
Golden Idol && Tentacles && Rusty Handle && A Test of Spirit + A Harsh Lesson && Sigil of Strength = Eye of Nagakaborous (goodluck with that) (Level ? - 2/?)
Lantern && Chain && && Hook && Soul of the Damned && Soul of the Tormented && Soul of the Innocent = The Chain Warden (Level ? - 2/?)
+2 to irecreeper if they are active, otherwise crystalcat
~Toast's charges increment. ~Toast spends her time tending to the [AZ]s wounds.
Spellbook (lvl 4) && Essence of Life Drain = Life-Drain Spellbook (Level 4: 4/5)
i throw a massive players-only Thanksgiving feast.
40/50 Upgrade system
26/26 Return of the spambots
CHARGED EXPENDED!
Suddenly, a massive amount of spam is seen in chat.
But.. something is off. And by off, i mean its nigh-unreadable. Some words can be seen, and it matchs the text of the scams used by the last spambots to be summoned, but most of it either displays an unknown character that matchs nothing seen before, or is pure static.
And then you see it. its a massive robot, surrounded by a cloud of spambots, floating around it, protecting.
And they seem to be suffering from errors, presumably causing the messy spam
Third Spambot summoned!.
91000/91000 HP!
Special: Can stop or redirect GZ, H, and PZ attacks towards other PZ's. Can do this to players as well, but much less likely.
Special: Upon stopping a player, it gains HP and damage
Ability's: Spamming Surge: [||]
Causes a surge of spam, adding 10000 damage to its attack that round.
Partial Reset: {||||]
Temporary resets all non-pz entity skins to default and removes the box indicating name, thus causing mass confusion, with only AZ's being able to see their names.
Cloud of Spambots summoned 20000/20000! Shielding the Third Spambot!
Made from many, many broken down spambots. Regens 5000 HP per round, unless it dies in which it revives with 2500 the next round.
Destoryed if the Third Spambot is exploded
Abilitys:
ERROR! [||||} The spambots focus on a single entity's mind, crushing and damaging it with massive amounts of errored spam.
2+ to irecreeper
Third Spambot with the Cloud of Spambots summoned! They will do as you say.
I use my BoT, WoT then i change it into Blade Mode with Bad Times then i cut some [PZ] Brain Creepers into pieces.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 17/50 +1 from Ninjatwist Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 17/50 +1 from Ninjatwist
Sp00py Emperor Spoopinator's Action: I LAYER MY SP00PY SHIELD ON MYSELF.
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Spoopinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: +1 from Talist
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Charges
Project M08-➊ (28/50)
Project M07-The Phonetician (47/50) (+2 from Fseftr)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
I pull out SCP-4517-DTG and wave it around, focusing on the Golem. Shizuki magics up a microphone and an amplifier. It's all yours, Shizuki! SONG SELECT: DEEP SEA ROFL CITY UNDERGROUND The season of nuclear petals scattering like a rainI find myself on the neutral side of the trackPlastic ampersands ascend through deep spaceA 437 smile found in a virus calls hax The abandoned building at the final stretch of the old roadSuffers a syndrome of Win32.CrilockThe whistle of the train is pitched up in editThat game ended in a fight over a glitched stone At 4 am that fateful night I found it, the first door - impressive!A mutated bird, upon the roof of the building as an all-seeing eye to monitor allTwo clones agree that they were duplicates of each other, a final farewell as they part and never meet againThe one with the glitched DNA Here in the ROFL City UndergroundThe far lands' island, a paradise of glitchesROFL City UndergroundThe video gaming paranoiaROFL City UndergroundCircuits made from diodes alone freeze and everything goes dark,ROFL City UndergroundUnedited glitches caused by errorline Spinning 'round, spinning 'round, goes the lagging server rack againThe voice of a hacker calls out from the prisonIt's complete, it's complete, metal molded into steel fence gatesUnfolding celluloid, tooSoon enough, soon enough, the water will turn to blood just likeThat old alternate reality game about the endThis room has, this room has, only one source of light,The underground second door has always been closed Ultraviolet radiation onto a square gold piece,I awaken, from my slumber,The eyes of the bird can no longer see a thing any more, what will become of me?A skyscraper on wheels clips through a taller brick wall, as I bid farewell to it, goodbye my friend One second prior to that, I looked behind myself, fading to black again. Here in the ROFL City Underground,Originally the dream of Thunderbirds101ROFL City UndergroundThe unaligned text-to-speech messiahROFL City UndergroundThe wave of intelligent life on Earth 2.0ROFL City UndergroundNow, unrestraining rafflesias Please stay on for the final ride, it's a few minutesYou'll find someone who doesn't really careA quicksand beach of lag made for the two paired noobs Here in the ROFL City UndergroundNoise emanates from ruby text in typographyROFL City UndergroundNightmares of a googolplex Here in the ROFL City UndergroundBeneath the diode-only circuits ejectedROFL City UndergroundA critical form of paranoiaROFL City UndergroundThe gray area of division by diamondROFL City UndergroundUnedited glitches caused by errorline
The Golem is punching itself repeatedly at the end of the song.
Soul of the captain 33/50(+2 from proof of concept)(have no link whatsoever to the captain)
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when his current one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
I quickly patch up a die of the color red with all the lost blood and I think I can make a green die too probably since there is a lot of different bloods(I make Two level 0 alchemies which are dies)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
I help proof of concept(twice)
in the side-quest I summon skeletons while dealing myself damage in order to start fighting the boss who killed proof.
In dtg 0 I try to use the Warp Zone on the cells to try to turn them in giants making them have an harder time to dodge.
You make the Cells Giant AND use up a mutation, evaporating their dodge chance...But making their damage twice as high!
Since I'll be filling my entity destruction quota in a moment, I grab Richard and peel 2,000,000 onions, all in the space of 1 second, directly below his eyes. Crying on the battlefield is embarrassing!
Not if it's done by visible onion cutting, it's not. Onion Tears don't count!
Excavator's Incendiary Autobow: A regular bow with...Spades on both ends? Weird. In any case, in addition to serving as an emergency digging tool, it can also dig up dirt blocks and such with whatever the arrowhead hits!
The drones, having regained 20% charge, immediately turn around, fly over to the PZ Brain of Cthulhu, and unleash Supermagnet on the Creepers. Back to 0% charge, but all of these things should be dead.
Anyhow, I file a number of prerequisite forms for an auspicious-seeming purpose, just sort of igniting them with a match afterward. I watch them crumble into arcane ash firsthand. As the embers die out into mere sparks of former glory, I glance over to the opposition. Yes, you've just dealt with the trolls. I don't particularly think that is reason to let up on you, really. It is quite illogical, in my opinion. Regardless, I reveal a portion of what I burned. One lawsuit directed at a 'UserZero', along with numerous assault charges.
Suddenly, Uzi and I appear in a brightly-lit court chamber likely dimensions away from the server. Upon the seat of the judge sits our Chief Justice for the night. I bow in respect to the venerated Meowcat Supreme.
meow
A powerful paw strikes against the table, drawing everyone to rapt attention, though I seriously doubt anyone knows what is going on. Uzi suddenly realizes that her godmodding powers mean nothing here in the realm of Chief Justice Meowcat Supreme, who doesn't care about plot. I calmly stand and list a number of offenses toward our resident Godmodder, accompanied by a number of visions of these events unfolding appearing on a screen. The numerous CAT JURY MEMBERS nod in accordance with these, writing things down. It's certainly advantageous that I am currently a lawyerviscerator, of course. I would say prosecution, but we all know that in the courts of Meowcat Supreme, there is no defense, and that the word defense itself is offensive. When it comes time to make the decision, the jury ends up ruling in Uzi's favor, for whatever reason. I slap a hand to my forehead in frustration, before making a proposition to the Chief Justice offhandedly.
meow meow
What? No.
meow meow, meow meow
Dammit. You know what I mean.
MEOW meow.
Oh. I see. Shall it be done, then?
(=^・ェ・^=)
That's not a valid answer.
┏(=^..^=)┛
Fine. I sigh, drawing out the ultimate decider of the case. A quarter. That's right. This is how court battles are really decided. Thanks, democracy. I flip the metallic circle once, calling heads as it spins. Heads. Best out of three is declared in frustration. I call heads. It's heads. Best out of thirty. I call heads every time. It's heads every time. Meowcat Supreme immediately sends Uzi to Prison Land. I head back to the server. Every side of that coin, including the edge, was heads.
A day later, I am reading the Daily Meowcat, the dimension's number one cat-in-court-based newspaper. Yeah, just kidding. Nobody reads newspapers anymore. I'm reading it online. The headline is "NEWEST PRISONER AT PRISON LAND ESCAPED", predictably. I look up, seeing Uzi. Alas. However, the plus is that she got shivved by a fellow inmate on her way out. Woo. The shanking weapon was a rusty nail.
Research Salvaging 43/50 (+2 from Crystal and Bomber, +3 from Tazz) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Imperator 18/50 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Godmodders are literally immune to disease! And Uzi is pretty much immune to impalement on top of that. She shoots the nail in your eye-or tries, anyways. She's so lazy about it you could honestly dodge.
The Leviathan isn't explicitly made of water, but it is based on water, so I guess the attack could be super effective.
Also, it would have been nice if I could have attacked something else! Hellvet's omnicidal rampages are drawing to a close! Not that I'm complaining, it's perfectly reasonable to make my attack null since the target is dead!
HELLVET: Hey, the GM disapproved of my famous W+M1 tactic!
VERDAN: It's only good against noobs who don't know how or when to flee/backpedal! Against anyone who's good, you're toast!
HELLVET: Anyways, what are you trying to do to my 5-post charge? Using this, I'm going to pump out more damage!
VERDAN: The team needs it more! Plus, I made a promise to one of my teammates that I was going to help out their summon!
HELLVET: Oh, no you don't! I want to kill things!
Guitar Solo: 19/40
Slaying Buff: 4/5
I +2 Pricey...!
Plain Axe [Lvl.2]: 3/3 Complete!
I'm going to have to hold up the support for a little while longer!
I proptly hack into Mechari Engineer with the Plain Axe ensuring that I get damage off, and most likely tiring out Hellvet enough so that I gain the majority of control!
HELLVET: Oh, wow! How am I getting tired of killing already?!
VERDAN: Because you've done enough killing! It's time for me to take the stage again!
HELLVET: You let me deal out more damage so I'd get tired and you'd take control?!
VERDAN: How'd you of all people figure that out?
HELLVET: We're a split personality, genius! Although I admit, you're better at tactics than I am...
Anyways, guys, prepare for some support I'll be doing! I'll see if I can be credit enough to you guys, especially since I'm in control!
If you're reading this on Thanksgiving, happy Thanksgiving! If you're reading it afterwards, I hope you had a good Thanksgiving!
I don't think you invented W+M1, not by a longshot. Yeah, no, give up, you are a lamer now, in the immortal words of Seifer. Maybe. BY THE OFFICIALNESS OF A GM, YOUR CLASS IS NOW LAMER. Well, Hellvet's class anyways.
I don't really care for all of this split nonsense, but hey, whatever floats your boat, you cute little couple. Heh.
You deal 8,000 damage to the Mechari Engineer! At least you can prioritize targets, heh.
Top Hat && Ribbon With a Fake Cherry = D-Force Kidd's Top Hat 1/???
Darkimin II Blood Testing "Butterfly" (Yes, they call that thing a "butterfly" where I go for blood tests.) = Bloodform 5/9
+2 to Battlefury
Sukard 35/50 (+1 from Pricey)
Matt 11/15 (+1 from Pricey)
I watch a video of a person playing the Genocide Route of Undertale, fighting Sans.
I have an idea where you got your super speed, Psy Godmodder.
I use my SPECIAL ATTACK!
Psy is trapped into a box until he quits.
HAve a little taste of what is like to rage quit.
D-Force Kidd's Top Hat (Level 1: 1/2)
You stop the attack because you see the name of the guy playing through is apparently Uzi herself...Odd. she also figures out what to do reasonably quick.
I give tEMBO my soul, but first I beat the Golem over the head with a turkey leg.
Quote: 40/50
And again...: 28/50
5,000 damage to the Golem! NOW he turns invulnerable to switch to phase 2. Meanwhile, tEMBO soul count 3/7. He gets 5,000 Overheal because you actually said his name right! That's seriously how you say it. You die!
You un-die...But you feel empty and hollow. Your max HP and damage has been reduced! However, you feel a tie to tEMBO...If you attack on your own, your damage will be paltry, but giving damage to tEMBO might make HIS attacks much stronger!
Stun Gun AND Scranton Reality Anchor 5/10 Keeping it Real
Ice Bag || Concentrated Reality Magics = Gelum Dei 1/?
Desc:
An ice bag emblazoned with a shining alpha. Shudders with the essence of reality. Upon use, the frozen water within immediately melts, releasing its incredibly potent liquid reality magics into the waiting hands of the user, binding with their soul. This immediately causes ascent to the position of Alpha Godmodder.
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Binary Slime: Disable Creed
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Why do the lasgun troopers have 21k health each? Should it not be 3k.
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Mercury takes out the HM Stick, and uses it to teach himself every HM, giving him a significant mobility boost for this attack gameplay-wise, and forever lore-wise. Let's just ignore the fact he can teleport so most of these are in reality largely worthless. He then runs up to Creed, recognizing him for the ticking time bomb he is. First, Mercury sings a nature song spell thing, which turns Creed into a tree. Mercury then cuts him down with the HM move cut. Then, Mercury uses fly on Creed, which is super effective since he is currently a grass type due to being a tree. Then, Mercury uses cut again, completely destroying the tree. But plot twist, Creed was actually the dirt in the pot carrying the tree the whole time!
Mercury scowls, and uses surf on creed, dealing super effective damage because he is now a ground type. He then uses the strength HM move to throw the plot very far, all the way into another universe, to a town called Niagra. It falls down Niagra Falls, but before it reaches the bottom, Mercury uses the HM move waterfall on it, forcing the pot-Creed back up the waterfall with massive force. But plot twist! It turns out creed was only actually one of the small pebbles in the dirt is the previously planted pot. Mercury sighs at the bad plot twists, and uses Rock Smash on the pebble, smashing it to little pieces, which all fall to the bottom of the Niagara river. He then uses dive, finding the little pieces and crashing into them, which someone damages them more.
Ice Bag || Concentrated Reality Magics = Gelum Dei (Level 25: 1/26)
Becoming a godmodder is special; while reality majjyks aren't this powerful normally with just trace, becoming Alpha is a special power that's ultimately tied to the level cap. Sorry!
Spear && Water Titan Essence = Titanwash Spear 4/11
Normal Essence of Temmie && Armor = Temmie Armor 6/11
+2 Ire
I consult occult forces for a brief moment, then get to work building a grand tower. It appears to be 8 floors tall, with incredibly deadly traps on each floor. The floors go as follows:
FIRST FLOOR: The Maze
Contains an evershifting labyrinth of madness, complete with excessive amounts of enemies to whittle them down.
SECOND FLOOR: Water Room
Will probably drown you. Depends on if you can drown.
THIRD FLOOR: Fire Room
... screw it I'm just gonna list the rest of the floors without statement.
FOURTH FLOOR: Blizzard Room
FIFTH FLOOR: Electricity Room
SIXTH FLOOR: Neecle Room
Wait, wait, wait. "Neecle Room"?
Well, yeah. That's what it says in the anime.
That's stupid. Fix it.
No.
Bah, fine.
SEVENTH FLOOR: Vacuum Room
...
Not that kind of vacuum. Think "explosive decompression".
EIGHTH FLOOR: Gravity Room
The Mechari Engineer isn't particularly impressed with this tower, and destroys it all in one shot. However, the basement is completely intact. Why do you *think* I put so little effort into those floors? The engineer examines the Basement Door, and is promptly assaulted by heavy amounts of Red Sun energies. Then the hinges of the door, which appear to made of salted walnuts, suddenly fly off the door, smashing the Mechari Engineer.
The Bodyguard: 13/50 ================================================== (+2 from Erelye)
+2 to Erelye
Bomber shamelessly copy and pastes his previous attack since Tazz said he could briefly opens a portal to the Immaterium and hops in. The environment would normally be deadly to anyone else without protection, but Bomber would be perfectly fine. Most people would find themselves vaporized, or aged rapidly, or torn to shreds by daemons. The only thing that DID happen to him was that, when he emerged, he wound up a few moments in the past. Warp travel could be funny that way. What feels like a second could be a whole year, and what feels like an hour could only be a minute. Bomber had planned for this, and it went exactly as he had hoped. He concealed himself with a hood and watched the construction of the cannon from afar.
In the perspective of the past...
One more hour later, the cannon was almost complete. They were raising the barrel up into place with a crane. With the barrel finally affixed to the body, the cannon was complete. It was quite impressive, probably being one of the largest cannons most people here have seen. Not (Past) Bomber, though. Not by a mile. Bomber had redirected the crowd of Devilites to a far away location that was still within view of the cannon and the battlefield. They laid low in a trench they had dug out about 30 minutes prior, peering over the edge with uncertainty. They passed hard hats around to each other, each Devilite a little bit afraid. He sat at the control panel with a hardhat of his own, a determined look on his face. "This has to work." Bomber punched in a few keys. He then pushed the lever labeled "POWER" to full. The barrel was at a 90 degree angle, perpendicular to the ground, and pointed away from The Chief. What Bomber hoped to accomplish with this was unclear.
He put a key into a keyhole, unlocking the Plexiglas box covering the big red button that would, well, fire the cannon. Pressing the switch would give Bomber about 15 seconds to get to safety before the thing fired. Normally he could stay at the control panel and would be with a whole crew dedicated to maintaining and firing the cannon, but this was a special case. Bomber paused for a moment, mentally preparing himself. The moment he pressed the button, he began running for his life. Bomber sprinted down the hill, nearly tripping over himself. He held the hardhat on his head so it didn't fall off. Bomber counted seven seconds. The trench was just ahead. At this point he was most likely safe, but had to be sure. Ten seconds. Bomber jumped over the edge of the trench and turned around, ready to watch. He plugged his ears (even though he had none), ready for an extremely loud noise.
The Bomber from the present saw an opportunity when his past self ran away. Hurriedly running over to the control panel, he made a slight adjustment in the way the cannon was facing. Before, it would have hit nothing considering The Chief surprisingly left the battlefield. With the new trajectory, it would be hitting the Mechari Engineer. He only had a few moments before the cannon would tear itself from its foundations and become a giant projectile that would crush the Mechari Engineer into dust. Not wanting to stick around for the fireworks, Bomber opened another Warp portal and returned to the present.
In the perspective of the past once more...
Twelve. Thirteen. Fourteen. Fift-
There was a deafening explosion as the massive cannon launched its projectile - in the other direction. What did happen was unexpected to everyone except Bomber and the Pit Boss. The immense recoil from the cannon wasn't suppressed in any way, shape, or form. And it was designed this way on purpose. The recoil ripped the cannon from the hill and propelled it straight at the... Mechari Engineer? What? It soared over the battlefield, its metal structure letting out a horrible groaning noise. The cannon fell upon the Mechari Engineer, crushing it under its weight. The cannon launched metal beams and plates across the field, the impact wrecking it.
The Devilites blinked their beady little eyes. They weren't exactly sure if what happened was intentional or not, but it was cool. They broke into a cheer, giving each other high-fives and celebratory embraces. Bomber, quite confused at first, cracked a big, cheesy grin, and the Pit Boss simply scribbled something on his clipboard and adjusted his glasses. Bomber climbed out of the trench, a little shakily at first. He turned to all the Devilites in the trench and congratulated them for their hard effort. In a good mood, he decided to give them a two day paid vacation, which only set their celebration into overdrive. Bomber conjured a maroon portal to Hellco. for them all to exit through. The Devilites ran through the portal, ready to have some R&R. The Pit Boss went through last, simply nodding at Bomber before he went through. The portal sealed itself behind them, fading away in the smoky air.
Back in the present time, Bomber found that he could not see the Mechari Engineer, and instead saw the large pile of wreckage where it once was. Just as planned.
Pasting the description of the weapon from before...
The Random Number Gun can be used every other turn. Pulling on the lever activates the slots, which end on their own. There are five symbols:
Fire: Hot flames roar out of the R.N.G. Two fires on the slots will do average damage with an average chance to Burn, damaging them each turn. Three fires on the slots will do higher damage with a 100% chance to Burn.
Thunder: Fierce bolts of lightning zap out of the R.N.G. Two thunders on the slots will do high damage. Three thunders on the slots will do extremely high damage with an average chance to Minicrit to do even more damage.
Ice: Chilling winds blow out of the R.N.G. Two ices on the slots will do low damage and Chill the enemy, making them act last in the EOTB. Three ices on the slots will do average damage and cause Frostburn, causing the enemy to act last in the EOTB and also take damage every turn.
Lucky Sevens (Level 1): Lucky Sevens are the rarest result on the R.N.G. Two sevens will do nothing. Only landing on all three sevens will work. At level 1, Lucky Sevens will deal high damage with a very good chance to critical hit. It will ignore evasion in the majority of all cases.
BAR: The worst result. Almost equally as rare as Lucky Sevens. This result will deal a bit of damage to the user and overload the R.N.G. for one turn. Like Lucky Sevens, only happens if you roll three.
Obviously, rolling differing symbols will cause the R.N.G. to do absolutely nothing. It can be used as a secondary action (meaning it doesn't use up a main attack), but only once per turn.
Bomber starts another new alchemy.
Cyclopean Eye && Gem of True Sight = Eye of True Sight (1/?)
I admit, I was surprised when that wasn't nerfed.
I examine the T-Shirt.
=Action=
Zineous> Well, this isn't good. My charge is out.
Sorodin> Oh. Well, at least you can RP now. Topazian has been trying to figure out how to explain my needlessly fleshed out backstory for ages now in a way that's not overused. *cough cough Flashbacks cough cough*
Zineous> Whatever works, I guess. I just wanted, you know, a bit more... boom. If I had kept my Static ability, there woulda been alot more frying and shocking. I guess it's Topaz's fault for not pointing that out though.
Sorodin> Yeah.
Topazian> Jeez , I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I suggest you sell your soul to tEMBO, Sorodin. Two people have done so already, and it seems like a pretty good idea.
Sorodin rolls his eyes.
Sorodin> Whatever.
Zineous> You don't mind if if I stay here, Not as an entity, more as a RP character, right?
Sorodin> I doubt Tazz will care. Feel free to stay.
ZINEOUS THUN'DERE HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY!
A little jingle plays, and Zineous vanishes to wherever RPG characters that aren't being used are held. Probably the inventory menu or something.
Topazian vanishes to wherever in the Six Realities he lives. Don't ask me, I'm just the random narrator character.
Sorodin starts off to the soul donation booth, but darts back with an idea.
He sets up nets all around the battlefeild and tries to get the Psy-Godmodder stuck in them. If he doesn't get stuck, he holds up a high-power magnet. Who knew the Psy-Godmooder had braces? If and when Sorodin catches the Psy-Godmodder, he walks over to the soul donation booth with not one, but two souls to give. Sorodin, apparently now a certified surgeon, operates on the Psy-Godmoder, putting in a blood distribution device to keep him alive even if he doesn't have a soul so Richard can still kill his body.
tEMBO> You have soul?
Sorodin> Even better, I have two.
tEMBO> GIVE SOULS.
Sorodin gives both his soul and the Psy-Godmodder's soul to tEMBO. If he didn't catch the Psy-Godmodder, he instead just gives his. Souls come flying out of Sorodin and the Psy-Godmodder if he was caught,Psy-Godmodder's pinkish-purple and ever shifting, while Sorodin's was a translucent watery gelatinous blob shaded with light blues. The souls fly into tEMBO, empowering him. Unknown to everyone, Sorodin's eyes flash a dark blue for a second, and a deep, echoing voice comes out of Sorodin's body quietly.
???> So... Sorodin has given up his soul. Risky move, but I won't take control of him just yet. I want to see what he will do.
Sorodin's eyes turn back into their natural light blue, and he collapses onto the floor, dead. As tEMBO savors the delicious souls, he comes across something... odd in Sorodin's soul. Memories clouded with a deep blue smoke, the smoke hissing and curling around the memories. tEMBO, intrigued, looks closer at the memory... ==Alchemies==
Logic Distortion Remote && (Watch && Ender Pearl) =
Space-Time Manipulator 9/11
Ring && Oblivion Energy = Brine 3/11
=Inventory=
Logic Distortion Remote (Powerless)
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64
Voidmetal Bottle
Pocket Dimension
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
Traho
Stevereen Figure
World in a Bottle
T-Shirt
(Only including things that I deem important to my ultimate alchemy chain thingy) ==Charges== The Nonexistent Celestial Guardian 37/50 The Balancer 23/50 If I increased this by two, let me know. I forget whether I increased it before the diolouge bit.
+2 Hezetor
The Psy-Godmodder doesn't have any metal on him, so he evades you! (not like tEMBO could accept a Godmodder's soul.) tEMBO soul collection count: 4/7! You die!
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 1/?
I activate my Tome Of Self Sacrifice for all of my health. I activate a disjunction array to prevent the Chau Spellslinger from teleporting away as I charge. I tackle it to the ground, stab it with my Flailbldae, and then explode into gibs from the health loss.
(If player health is removed, how would my tome work?)
If you remove the player health...It would be a regular attack.
I hug the Temmie King tEMBO then i give my Player Soul to him to commit suicide myself.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 19/50 +1 from Ninjatwist Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 19/50 +1 from Ninjatwist
Sp00py Emperor Spoopinator's Action: N/A
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Spoopinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+2 Pokefan
Charge Bank: +1 from Talist
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
==Action==
Crystal decides to further restrain the Psy-Godmodder! Firstly, he surrounds him in a cage of nerfing energy, obviously not doing much but serving as a start. Next, he calls upon the Elemental Plane of Pasta from a little-known universe, summoning a thick field of spaghetti from the ground underneath Psy that latches on to him and entangles him with its noodles. He then casts Bind, Snare, and Entangle on Psy, using up a total of 6 nature runes. He puts a pulsating lens to his eye and casts a hateful glare at the Psy-Godmodder through it. The Psy-Godmodder suddenly feels weak and pathetic, and his struggles and dodges lose power.
==Entities==
TRAVELLER RETURNING
50/50 expended!
Crystal raises his hand, pulling out a thick bottle with - is that a face inside? A pale, strange, wispy figure looks out curiously - as well as perhaps fifty small boxes and a piece of paper on which a name is written in burning letters. He burns the paper and puts the soul on top as it’s burning, before firing a pulse of magic at the bottle. The bottle cracks open, but the soul itself cracks open too, releasing a shining shape of many limbs, crowned with law and masked with light. He quickly telekinetically opens all the boxes, and sunlight from within, as well as the ash of the burning name, streams into the shape. It ignites with white flame, and a glowing sphere, man-height, now floats around the battlefield. Salt, or a tiny aspect of it, has arrived - the zee-god of travelers, horizons, farewells, and wanderlust.
HP: Normal for a 50-post charge.
Passive: The Mark of the East: Salt’s travels and aspect instill in everyone around it a deep love of travel. Any distance towards or away from Yggdrasil gained while Salt is alive is multiplied by 2.
Actions:
Zee-Ztories: Salt whispers tales of its travels to a target, dealing medium damage and weakening their next attack by half from contemplating the tales.
Death by Water: Salt shares memories of the ships it sometimes saw, far below in its journeys, and the deaths of those ships. Deals low damage and completely paralyzes the targeted entity for one turn as they look over those memories of death by water.
Salt’s Song: Salt sings a burning song of its travels in the uttermost East. Deals moderate-high damage to an entity and weakens it, minicritting the next attack against it.
TRAVELLER RETURNING: 3-turn-charge. A shimmering, freezing image of Frostfound, the castle of ice, light, and memories where Salt gave up its name, is summoned. The targeted entity walks the halls, sapphire to amethyst to crimson to emerald to diamond to iridescence to deepest darkness, losing themselves all the while to the Name-Which-Burns and the identity of the Traveller Returning. Deals high-extreme damage to one entity and paralyzes them for three turns.
Salt will use Zee-Ztories on the Binary Slime.
The Psy-Godmodder escapes quickly, only slightly slowed...It'll be much harder to slow him down now that he's below 100% evasion! It's crunch time!
After reaching the level of the ground, I begin to concentrate my forces to attack Psy.
Let's use a little manipulation of space with my new Orb.
Now considering my powers is very easy to manipulate the nitrogen and oxygen in the air around Psy, absorbing the kinetic energy that air normally would have and using it to make a gas ideal, assuring that the diatomic particles move as dictated by the laws of ideal gases.
Now I create a psychic container around Psy and the air that I'm manipulating (the container is mobile so follows Psy around), doing so I provide an in-compressible container to hold those gases, now applying more heat on these particles I start to increase the temperature and consequently the pressure given the laws of ideal gases, now to provide this heat I destroy inter-molecular bonds of a few hundred pounds of rocks in the surrounding area and I convert this energy into heat to apply it to the psychic container and as we know given constant volume and increasing temperature the pressure increases exponentially.
Now that Psy is under pressure it should be harder for him to move. (the pressure should crack all of his bones)
In case he is so foolish to "breathe" all the concentrate air I'm manipulating all I need to do is to move it from the inside to the outside creating an hole of some dimension in his chest.
Ah just a note, have one of the themes of Rugname.
Rugname gains 25 of energy! That is instantly expended in:
3 Mini UFOs (16.35)
11 Big Eye (8.25)
Total remaining: 0.4/100
These units will take orders from Topazian, expect more units next turn.
+2 to Topazian
The Power 17/50 from Topazian
and the Glory 5/50
Power Glove || (Java Virtual Machine && an old magazine on cheats && list of Minecraft commands && command block) = The Power Glove (Level 9: 7/10)
Infinity sided die && finite improbability engine && Improbability Calculator && a math book on complex algebra = ?
Preview and describe:
Piece of paper with written over the algorithm for the Library of babel && computer =
Infinity sided die && quantum computer =?
then:
paper with written over "this statement is false" && quantum computer =?
Infinity sided die && Hypercube = ?
Please define majjyks in this universe.
I am now refusing to do more than two previews per turn to keep the update moving along. Please and thank you.
Infinity sided die && finite improbability engine && Improbability Calculator && a math book on complex algebra = The same as the last one. Yeah I'm too lazy to be official here, I'm sorry.
Piece of paper with written over the algorithm for the Library of babel && computer = Library of Babel simulation (Level 1).
Library of Babel simulation: A computer desgined to carry out endless Library of Babel algorithms forever.
Spear && Water Titan Essence = Titanwash Spear 5/11
Normal Essence of Temmie && Armor = Temmie Armor 7/11
+2 Ire
I take out a notepad and pen, and write down a quick note.
KILL LIST
>BABYSPHEE
>TOPAZIAN
>PRICEY
>IRE(TOO USEFUL)
>TAZZ
>STAR
I then close the notepad, and close my eyes, focusing. Suddenly, a block of obsidian appears from thin air near Psy. He predictably shrugs this off, but then another block appears, this time right in front of him. He quickly ducks under it, but looks up to find a sign in front of him.
WELCOME TO MY SPECIAL HELL.
I then snap my fingers, and a fortress of death and despair pops up all around Psy. While he's trying to get out of it, I collapse the fortress around him.
Crystal decides to target Star’s Body, thinking he knows its weakness in this phase. He takes out the Disc of Deepest Depths and presses it to the ground, using its power over earth to sense exactly where Star’s Body is underneath the earth. Abruptly, the earth around Star’s Body hardens to obsidian, followed by the obsidian prison pressing in around it, crushing it. Several spikes of solid quartz, silicon dioxide being a large component of soil, impale Star’s Body from every side. The entire thing, body, spikes, and prison, is lifted out of the ground, the soil flowing around it and reshaping it into a rough set of stone stocks, which Star’s Body is locked into prone. The stone flows and tightens around its neck, hands, and legs until it is completely helpless. Crystal solidifies several more quartzite spears and impales Star’s Body downward through the spine several times, before pouring sand into the spears and causing them to grow spikes perpendicular to their orientation. He rips out the spears, taking sizable chunks of flesh with each one. Following this, he summons a mass of lava and fires it in a high-pressure stream at Star’s Body, both burning and bludgeoning. He leaves the entity encased in the stocks for any others who might want to take a crack at it - hopefully it’ll be easier to hit trapped in there.
((Meanwhile, in the OOC-verse: I try and figure out why my formatting isn't working correctly, really, I'm getting tired of having to format, post, then format again.))
I stab the ground repeatedly in an attempt to harm Star's Body.
I also apply some gauze to hold until I can get some kind of healing. Still hurts though.
Entities: Hecatonchire; Grabbing Creepers (no not the Minecraft Creeper), and throwing them at each other.
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Possibly used up?)
Alchemies in-progress:
Heavy Rousing Sword King Rouzer && Ten Commandments || Class Cards = Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] (9/10)
...An entity? 9/15 (+1 from Talist): Yeah, something is going to happen..
Lacrima 6/20: There's something to be said about a power that lifts all it's restrictions and costs for so little. Touching a ghost’s anchor, being in City or a realm of the dead, when your is a ghost. But the best reason is that those same restrictions are lifted in times of true desperation, when failure would lead to ruin or death, or when protecting something you truly care about.
My Action: Since apparently some brains are focusing on our army, I attack the AZ brain by giving it Alzheimer's, causing it to suffer memory loss until it forgets that lava burns and decides to take a relaxing break in the lava pit. I also point out rule H:3: "If an Entity leaves the battlefield, either through an order, death or something else, it cannot come back, ever. It is dead for good. Exceptions are extremely rare." to prevent The Chief from coming back (he left the battle, he cant return to the battle, and he has no exceptional abilities allowing him to make an exception).
EXOS Action: I develop a theoretical plan to revive The Secret of the Void (yes this is the past, but the Void does not follow the normal rules of time, basically time in the Void is similar to time IRL in that it keeps moving forward even if the plot would take things back in time). Unfortunately I estimate it would require 250 charge points of power to complete the ritual, which would be nigh-impossible to get. (Note: If for some reason I ever actually tried this, the 250 posts would probably go towards a charged attack rather than a charged summon (since the Secret's full power is WAY more than 250 posts), which would likely be a straight field wipe.
EXOS, stop making theoretical stuff that we KNOW is not going to happen please.
Alright, I will just make some alchemies instead.
Foundation Action: D-005 is sent into the computer, and he tries to use a time machine to do the "Pay me tons of stuff or I destroy the Universe with a Paradox" racket. Unfortunately for him, the Obsidian Stronghold stops him from creating a Paradox, and the 1st ESFB takes a little side trip to kill him.
Reviving the Secret of the Void would take far more posts than you could generate...And that hasn't even happened yet! What are you even talking about, the Secret's alive and well right now! Well, I guess that won't be the case later? Ugh, Time shenanigans.
7,000 damage to the AZ Brain!
The Chief is an exception because he's a Boss summoned by UserZero, which makes him VERY exceptional!
Top Hat && Ribbon With a Fake Cherry = D-Force Kidd's Top Hat 2/???
Darkimin II Blood Testing "Butterfly" (Yes, they call that thing a "butterfly" where I go for blood tests.) = Bloodform 6/9
+2 to Battlefury
Sukard 36/50 The hype is getting intense! So close to summoning her him!
Matt 12/15
I DO A BARREL ROLL with the All in1 Weapon into the Creepers.
Did Balloonsera basically just get one shot? Okay. They've reached their soft time limit I suppose, which is when the GM decides that they've lived too long. (AKA: Decides to deal 170 thousand damage in one hit...) In that case, ACTIVATE THE OP SCALE BREAKING COMBO WOMBO! However, I honestly think this is completely BROKEN and OP, so I'm going to give two possible actions. Take/nerf whichever you think is fair, Tazz.
Balloonian draws his second Dragon Consort, but that doesn't really matter.
Option 1, the OP one.
Balloonian plays out Electron, meaning all his spells cost 3 less. Then he plays his first Mana Surge, getting three spells. First one is... 4 - 24, Seal of Light. Second is... Seal of Light again. Strange. Third is 9 - 6, Warrior's Charge. Balloonian gets to reroll one, so he rerolls one of the Seals of Light into... 8 - 12... Imp-losion. Then he plays his second Mana Surge and gets... 3 - 9, Duplicate... 8 - 8, DemonWrath... 8 - 9, Drain Life. Rerolling Duplicate so that we don't have to deal with secrets and it becomes Druid's Savage Roar. So, Balloonian plays his Seal of Light to uselessly heal himself and give himself an attack value. (M:0 R:3 S:0) Then he plays Savage Roar to buff his own attack and Balloonmedes' attack. Then he plays Charge on Balloonmedes, uses his Whirlwind to hit a bunch of enemies plus his own stuff and hits the Chua Spellslinger with both Imp-losion and Powershot, summoning some imps and dealing damage. He uses Drain Life on the Spellslinger as well. Then he plays his Dream on one of his own Imps just for the +2k attack buff on Balloonmedes. For the grand finale, he uses his last one mana to Shadowflame his own Balloonmedes, which would deal... uhh... (24k + 4k (charge) + 4k (savage roar)) * 5, a total of 160 thousand damage split among five enemies, which would be the new high score for most damage done in a single, player made entity attack. And that's not counting the Seal of Light, Drain Life, Imp-losion, PowerShot, and Whirlwind damage. Of course, there is no way you're going to let me do that, so I'm suggesting option 2.
Status bar is assuming that Option 2 was taken.
Minions out: Balloonmedes (8k, 20k, +2k attack per card played).
Hand: Swipe, Dream, Mana Surge, Shadowflame, Open the Gates, Dragon Consort.
Special Spells: Whirlwind (0 mana), Seal of Light x2 (1 mana), Imp-losion (3 mana), Duplicate (2 mana)
Affinity: (M:3 R:0 S:0)
I really want to get one of his ultimate abilities off, preferably the sight one. I think I can do it. After that, he's probably going to die really fast.
Action:
Without a proper opponent, Inari just looks around and blinks. I go up to the Psy-Godmodder and give him a large canoe to hold. This is a magical, teleporting canoe that warps back into the Psy-Godmodder's arms as soon as he tries to put it down, pass it to anyone else, or in whatever way stop holding it. If he destroys the canoe, all the shards reform back into the canoe right back in his arms. It's rather difficult to dodge attacks while holding a canoe.
Relevance Line:
> Gail: Donate your soul to Temmie
Confused, Gail looks around for who said that. This RP has been in 3rd person, not 2nd person, except for occasionally when the Veteran is around. Regardless, Gail decides to not give away her soul to anyone. She doesn't have exactly a soul anyway, and giving away what she has that's analogous to a soul would be particularly lethal. You know, more lethal than the traditional giving away souls business. Anyway, after telling Mikoto to wait, Gail had wandered off down a side passage out of curiosity. Her map wouldn't be very impressive if it had a bunch of holes in it. She kept walking down the passageway until it suddenly contracted into a one block wide doorway. Instinctively, she checked the chokepoint for traps and found a hidden pressure plate. Despite the doorway only being two blocks tall, Gail nimbly leapt through the gap and hit the other side rolling. The room on the other side was a dead end with a few chests inside. Directly past the doorway, there was a dispenser aimed to fire at anyone who triggered the pressure plate and walked in. Before touching anything else, Gail immediately sat down and starting adding more to her map as well as sketching a picture of the room.
Wooden Tower Shield && Living Wood && Chlorophyte && Yggdrasil leaf = World Tree Shield 4/11
Tower Shield && Lapotron energy crystal && Gravity generator && Electro-magnetic containment system = Black Hole Shield 4/11
Got +3
More charges: 32/50 & 31/50
Oh, Tazz? I forgot to ask this last turn, but you were considering removing player HP. If that happens, can I refund all these defense based alchemies into more useful ones?
+1 to Mythic, Pokefan
Commands:
In the grand spirit of Hearthstone, Action 1 will (attempt) to happen.
No, you cannot 'refund' them, because they're still technically VERY useful. They still have elemental powers and stuff, you can still use that, and the shield part is still a usable weapon/RP thing/whatever you decide. They're PERFECTLY usable alchemies.
He takes the Canoe, and wields it like a weapon! He'll get bonus damage this round if he survives! it doesn't slow him down at all, sadly!
Breaker Blade && Buster Sword && Paladin's Hammer = Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 1/??? lvl ???
i destroy newspaper printers and replace them with digital distribution machines. I then use them to distribute a virus (of the biological type, somehow) into the Creepers.
i then ask what Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher >fine and Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher > coarse would be
Charges
Project M08-➊ (32/50) (+3 from Tazz)
Project M07-The Phonetician (50/50) (+2 from Fseftr)
+2 to Fseftr
I draw a glyph on the ground. It's a heptadecagon, constructed as if made with pencil and straightedge. Each side bears an obscure word in an obscure language, transliterated into International Phonetic Alphabet. IPA characters in no particular order or pattern arranged in lines connect the sides together. I cast a spell with the Codex U8, which consists entirely of IPA codepoints, and in a few seconds a giant door, made of transliterations of the word "door" in various languages into IPA, appears and opens. A young woman steps out confidently, her steps identical to alveolar clicks.
154. The Phonetician - Rinon Raidynas has been summoned!
[N] Rinon Raidynas: 185,000/185,000 Effective Hit Points. ʃwɑː stɹaɪkfɔɹs: III fənɛtɪk dɛvəsteɪʃən: IIIIII
ʃwɑː stɹaɪkfɔɹs - Schwa Strikeforce (3-charge): Rinon summons 10 1000-HP schwas. These schwas will bodyguard her.
fənɛtɪk dɛvəsteɪʃən - Phonetic Devastation (6-charge): Rinon deals 40,000 damage to one entity plus 1,500 for each schwa alive.
Passive: Will leave the battlefield via teleportation to her home dimension upon going below 0 Effective Hit Points instead of dying - she has nigh-infinite actual hit points. Any schwas left behind will leave along with her.
I carefully watch the Psy-Godmodder. You know, I'm quite certain that utilizing a crew of fishermen is the only possible method to defeat him. As such, I toss a rotten fish in his direction, waiting patiently.
The sound of trees being felled intermixed with paddles through air becomes especially prevalent in mere moments. Soon enough, the arrival of The Axemen can be sighted on the dark horizon, their fishing boats sailing through the air unopposed. Excited mutterings travel between figure to figure on the boats, until several reveal fishing rods.
With the skill of true fish-men, the lines and hooks go sailing toward the Psy-Godmodder en masse, most narrowly missing him. For whatever incomprehensible reason, the drawing in of the lines brings The Axemen closer to the Psy-Godmodder. At this close proximity, a number of bearded men with axes leap off of the boats, and fruitlessly swing at the Psy-Godmodder. Barbarians, I suppose.
The job of the axe-wielding maniacs, unbeknownst to them, is rather simple. All they need to do is set established perimeters for those above. No matter how much dodging the Psy-Godmodder does, he should not be able to escape this circle of axes. The fishing rods are wheeled back in. However, they are followed by fishing nets.
Hundreds of fishing nets connected to electrodes sail off of the boats, all in the direction of the Psy-Godmodder. If I inexplicably manage to hit him, I keep him alive with my mind, until I can get Richard over. But, enough of that.
-YOUR CHARGE EXPIDENTURE IS NOTED, BUT I MUST SNIP THIS FOR CHARACTER REASONS.-
Research Salvaging 50/50! (+2 from Bomber and +4 from Crystal) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
NEW: Murmur of the Harvestman 1/50 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Imperator 19/50 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Psy takes a flamethrower to burn the fishing nets and scare/kill the Axe-wielding maniacs.
When that fails, I switch the Armistyx to Quakebox Scythe Mode, and plant it firmly on the ground. After flipping a few switches, I cause an energy-induced earthquake, its power surging through the ground. The earthquake ends up getting Star's body stuck, and leaves him immobile! Plus, the burst of energy from the quake has had a stun effect as well. I then switch Old Valkyrie to Biological Scanner mode, and after a few seconds of pointing in around, I find Star's Body, deep underground!
I then take the Armistyx, switch it to Drill Missile Scythe Mode, and launch it towards Star's Body. It drills through the ground, and slams into Star's body. And explodes. The explosive payload I equipped on the missile is of a special kind; it applies insane upward forces to whatever's in it's blast radius. Star's Body is ripped out of the ground and flung onto the surface. I then proceed to summon a horde of players to destroy Star's Body, and aid them with covering fire with a conveniently-placed Plasma Sniper Rifle.
I also:
Tommy Guy && Saurite Bars = ???
The Removal && Saurite Bars = ???
If none of those work, I then Tommy Gun && Hearthstone Mage Cards = ???
=Command=
Napstablook will use Dapper Blook to restore HP and counter things.
Do I really need to say your attempt to give tEMBO something you do not have two of in the first place fails?
1 damage to Star's Body! He spazzes out of the ground!
Tommy Guy && Saurite Bars = Ia! Ia! (Level 10: 1/11)
The Removal && Saurite Bars = Darenottotouchher (Level 25: 1/26)
IMPERATOR: 25/50 ================================================== (+3 from Tazz)
The Bodyguard: 19/50 ================================================== (+2 from Erelye, +3 from Tazz)
+2 to Erelye
Bomber pulls out his new Kustom Shoota-Scorcha, examining the newest rendition of one of his favored weapons. Not much was different from the previous one, except the tank holding the flammable liquid was larger and had a warning symbol put on its side. And for good reason, too. The nozzle the flames come out of was a little larger too, allowing it to cover a much wider area. A boring man would stop here and move on to building an entirely different weapon. A creative man, on the other hand, will find ways to squeeze in more shooty, burny, and stabby things.
With the weapon in his hands, Bomber strolled over to the towering wreckage from the gun. He gently tapped a metal plate in the pile with the tip of the gun's barrel, seeing if the Mechari Engineer somehow survived this. If it didn't, Bomber would turn his attention elsewhere. If it did survive, assume that the next part is used on him, instead.
Bomber decided to size up the entities on the "GS" side, which has been wearing his patience very thin. They had a few threats to consider, but nothing all that threatening. They are a nuisance, and a really annoying one at that. What better way to get rid of the vermin than filling them with lead and incinerating them? The Destroyer seemed weak enough to pick off for now. Its growing swarm of probes was also a threat, but nothing that couldn't be easily taken care of.
Walking within range, Bomber pulled the trigger, unleashing an absurd amount of bullets upon The Destroyer and its probes. Stray bullets might take down a few probes, but the bullet storm was concentrated on The Destroyer. The bullets easily pierced its metallic hide, damaging its internal components. Considering the way The Destroyer coils through the earth, Bomber was able to hit the majority of its segments. He wasn't done, though.
Flicking a switch on the side of the gun, the Scorcha component started to release its volatile Pyrothelene gas. Pulling the trigger in this mode ignited it, sending a massive stream of flames all across the field. Burning liquid melted the delicate circuits of The Destroyer. The sheer coverage of the Scorcha component hit a fair amount of the probes too, causing their shells to melt and their components to be irreversibly damaged by the heat. The flames scarred the bare earth of the wasteland, turning it to an ash color. The Destroyer, having its vital mechanisms turned to liquid, lost control of its pathing. It crashed into a ginormous solid crystal nearby, breaking the optical sensor on its head. The long body of The Destroyer lay on the ground limply.
Creed orders all of the Shock Troopers to open fire upon Retinazor. Lasguns open fire, sending numerous little beams at Retinazor. As I said, Lasguns are pretty useless in small numbers. Good thing there are 21 of them opening fire at once. Might be more effective for some reason because Retinazor is a giant eye and lasers aren't really good for eyes? The ones wielding Autocannons plant their feet and send a steady stream of hot lead into Retinazor. The Grenade Launcher Troopers load and fire Krak Grenades again, which might minicrit Retinazor since it lacks any sort of armor or damage reduction! Creed himself gains another Infiltration counter fires upon Retinazor as well, also having a chance to minicrit.
Cyclopean Eye && Gem of True Sight = Eye of True Sight (2/?)
HELLVET: I'm still here! And I'm making sure that we're killing more things!
VERDAN: You're putting up a lot of a fight.
HELLVET: Of course I do! I'm violently insane!
Guitar Solo: 20/40
Buffing Spree Totem: 5/5 Now complete!
Fire Hose && Health Link == Flawed Prototype Medigun [Lvl.1?] 1/2
HELLVET: Hey! That's not a killing implement!
VERDAN: It's a healing implement! You need it in order to keep pushes alive.
HELLVET: What about solo pushes?
VERDAN: There's no such thing as a (successful) solo push! You need your team alive to push through enemy territory, which results in the most amount of killing!
HELLVET: Your team can stay alive on their own!
VERDAN: Yeah, but if everyone's running around trying to find health, no one can muster enough coordination to pull off a push! Unless the Medigun's around, then everyone gets healed up and all in one place to make a push!
Anyways, while Hellvet and I are arguing, I place down a totem! This will provide benefits to team!
Banner Totem [AZ] HP: 40,000/40,000
Special Mechanic
This summon will buff 500,000 HP worth of Anti-Zero entities every turn, making it to use on groups instead of a large singular entity.
When buffed by the Banner Totem, an entity will deal Mini-Crits, and benefit from a Life Draining effect (50% of damage dealt to the target is recovered as health by the attacker)
The general idea is to buff teammates, but with it being only a 5-post summon, and a support summon, and thus having less health, the idea is it for it to be sidetracked by its buffed teammates. Criticize or buff/nerf at will!
As for a general action, I provide support to Rugname by firing a low-frequency energy bolt into it, thus not being chaotic enough to deal damage! Rugname's energy production is increased by 150% for the next 2 turns, helping it get the theoretical ball rolling!
Stun Gun AND Scranton Reality Anchor 6/10 Keeping it Real
Ice Bag || Concentrated Reality Magics = Gelum Dei 2/?
___
Mercury attacks Creed with the power of large fonts. What? Did you expect me to make this a large font? Why would you do that? I didn't say I was using the power of large fonts, did I?
...Creed takes 10,000 damage from the mindscrew! His shields go down!
I send a bunch of my Worker Drones to add additional obsidian and armor to the Obsidian Stronghold (this should increase its max HP by a little).
In addition, my stealth drone attacks Richard.
Entity Orders: the 1st ESFB attacks the AZ Brain. Tails uses his Shield Generator (giving him a shield that takes a hit and blocks weak attacks outright), then also attacks the AZ Brain.
Your Stealth drone doesn't attack Richard on the account of it mysteriously already being destroyed, with odd banhammer-like marks all over it and graffiti saying 'richard was here' all over it. Hm, I wonder who saw this coming a mile away and did something about it?
You can't increase max HP! It'll overheal by 2,000 HP instead.
Using my orb of Spacetime manipulation I attempt to open a rift to a parallel dimension, to be precise a parallel dimension of this war, another time line if you want.
Now I open this portal in the past at the beginning of this war, for reasons I'll not explain now I don't have an alternate version of myself here, now as I did before I take two common blocks of dirt and breathing life in them I create an avatar, given the fact that I created it with minecraftian materials it looks like me,if I were a minecraftian, this avatar is not mentally connected to me, he has his own free will, but given the fact that is still a representation of my will, considering that is sentient, he will act to follow a simple plan: stay alive, gain power, gain knowledge. Obviously he does not posses my own powers, being just a shard of my essence, anyway he will attempt to use the alchemiter to acquire gears, he will attack the godmodder as a AZ and given his current position he also gain the status of descendant, so he will just behave normally for the descendants.
Now of course I make sure to never actually leave this dimension in the process of creating this avatar, acting carefully through the portal.
All I have to do now is to open a new rift to the precedent dimension and call my avatar to myself and see how he is going, for the moment I just want to know if he knows something valuable or has acquired something valuable.
In case no order is given to the previously summoned entities they will automatically attack all PZ-GS close to Rugname.
Note about Rootmars, originally he was not intended to attack things that are not on his ship, but considering how much the thing was nerfed I'll suppose he can attack things on the battlefield as well.
Rootmars fires an immense energy sphere on phantom walker.
+2 to Topazian
The Power 18/50
and the Glory 6/50
Power Glove || (Java Virtual Machine && an old magazine on
cheats && list of Minecraft commands && command block) =
The Power Glove (Level 9: 8/10)
He works like Valeera, but with less focus on the actual deck and more focus on the hero's own actions. His deck only has 15 cards in it. He starts at 5 mana and gains 1 maximum mana per turn as well as draws one card per turn. If he runs out of cards in his deck, they get reshuffled.
"Hero Power": Wild Magic. Costs 2 mana. Adds a completely random Hearthstone spell to Balloonian's hand and it costs 2 less mana. I'm not going to pick ones that would break the game or make no sense though, like vanish or unleash the hounds. I'll reroll those. Completely possible for Balloonian to get something totally useless, like bestial wrath or bolster.
All spells that Balloonian can get are in one of three groups based on their class of origin, either Might (warrior, hunter, rouge), Right (druid, paladin, priest) or Sight (mage, warlock, shaman). Whenever Balloonian casts a spell of one group, his affinity to that group goes up by 3 and his affinity with the other two groups each go down by 1.
When an affinity gets to 8 or above, Balloonian triggers a special attack that resets his affinity for that group back to 0.
Might - Devastation: Balloonian takes to the skies, becoming unattackable for the turn, but also preventing him from playing any cards that turn. At the end of the turn, he shoots 3 fireballs at any target. Each fireball deals 10,000 damage to its target and 2,500 damage to the entities listed directly above and below the target in the EOTB.
Right - Mountain's Power: Heals a target for 30,000 HP. In addition, whatever that target attacks this turn gets marked for death. The next turn, any spells that Valeera or Balloonian use against the marked target cost 4 less mana.
Sight - Begin the Games: Does something weird that I'll get into once/if it's used.
Deck:
Minions:
x1 Electron - 3 mana. Not to be confused with Serpent's character. summon a minion with 5,000 attack and 5,000 HP. While this is alive, both Valeera and Balloonian's spells costs 3 less mana. Not a dragon, but is a mech. ... You know, just in case Balloonian pulls Unstable Portal and that gets him a TinkerTown Technician.
x2 Dragon Consorts - 5 mana, summon a minion with 8,000 attack and 10,000 HP. In addition, Ballonian's next dragon costs 2 mana less. Is a dragon.
x2 BalloonWing Corruptors - 5 mana, summon a minion with 10,000 attack and 6,000 HP. When played, deal 10,000 damage to an enemy if Balloonian has a dragon in hand. Not a dragon.
x1 Balelastrasz - 6 mana, summon a minion with 4,000 attack and 10,000 HP. While this is alive, Balloonian's cards all cost 1 less mana. This card got considerably nerfed in its transition to DTG. Is a dragon.
x2 Balloonkin Hatchers - 6 mana, summon a minion with 5,000 attack and 6,000 HP. Also, summon two whelps each with 3,000 attack and 3,000 HP.
x1 Balloonmedes - 7 mana, summon a minion with no attack and 20,000 HP. Whenever either Valeera or Balloonian plays a card, this minion gets +2,000 attack. Is a dragon.
x1 Balloomagus - 8 mana. Summons a minion with 8,000 attack and 12,000 HP. If this is alive when Balloonian draws a card, he gains an extra copy of that card. Is a dragon.
Spells
x1 ShadowFlame - 4 mana, destroys a friendly, willing minion and deals its damage to up to 5 enemies.
x1 Bite - 4 Mana, gives Balloonian +5,000 HP and lets him attack this turn for 5,000 damage.
x1 Swipe - 4 mana, deals 5,000 damage to one enemy and 2,000 to up to 4 others.
x1 Open the Gates - 8 mana, summons 5 whelps each with 3,000 attack and 2,000 health.
BONUS CARD! x1 Mana Surge - 6 mana. Instantly uses Balloonian's Wild Magic ability 3 times. In addition, it lets him reroll one spell he doesn't like.
Deathrattle: Sets up for something.
Commands:
N/A
Status bar is assuming that Option 2 was taken.
Minions out: Balloonmedes (8k, 20k, +2k attack per card played).
Hand: Swipe, Dream, Mana Surge, Shadowflame, Open the Gates, Dragon Consort.
Special Spells: Whirlwind (0 mana), Seal of Light x2 (1 mana), Imp-losion (3 mana), Duplicate (2 mana)
Affinity: (M:3 R:0 S:0)
Action:
I steal a Water Rod from a strange game in the future known as Tri-Force Heroes and use it right over where Star's Body is, fishing it out of the ground with a geyser of water. Hopefully anyway.
Relevance Line:
Mikoto dashes back down the corridor, frantically looking for where Gail went. He burst through a door into another room, which was empty besides for a couple of chests. Gail wasn't there, but there was the back of a dispenser in the right hand wall. Lacking the time to look around more, Mikoto ran back out and kept backtracking, running to his left. Although, he didn't have to go very far because the next room over was the one Gail had gone into. Immediately, Mikoto recognized that the dispenser in the other room was pointing through the wall directly at her.
Get down!
What? Wher- oph!
Mikoto rushes forward through the doorway and tackles Gail out of the way of the dispenser, triggering the pressure plate in the process. There's a slight click and the dispenser fires out one of the poisoned arrows inside it. Well, it would have fired the arrow anyway, except that the dispenser was so old and the bow inside it was so frayed that it acted like a dropper and instead just spat the arrow out a few blocks, leaving it to clatter to the floor.
Um... thank you? ... Could you... let me get up?
Somewhat embarrassed by the anti-climatic finish, Mikoto backed away, letting Gail roll away and get back up onto her feet.
The Keeper: ======================================== 19/40 (+3 from Tazz, +1 from MZ)
The Symphony: ================================================== 20/50 (+3 from Tazz, +2 from MZ)
I +2 generic. My Alien Drone copies the action of Erelye's.
-I WISH THIS COULD BE PRESERVED, BUT IT COULD NOT, ALAS, IT WAS SNIPPED MERCILESSLY.-
I redo my attack on a living PZ entity.
I'm going to skip the part where I say Uncle Grandpa will do this and just say this does a whooping 5 damage to UserZero, knocking her back a tremendous 150 blocks! Then, Salt's passive kicks in! -300 distance to Yggdrasil!!! (Of course, this is his action in the EoTB, so...)
...So apparently I'm the Red Sea? Um. This is a disturbing revelation, Twin...
You attack the Draken Stalker for a belated, and focused, 50K damage.
Heavy Rousing Sword King Rouzer && Ten Commandments || Class Cards =Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] (10/10)
I mix several buckets of water and lava, adding the resulting obsidian to my Hecatonchire.
I look over my new weapon, I'm probably going to pull some flashy attacks off with this thing... As long as I'm not attacking the targets that brought me here in the first place.
Entity orders: Hecatonchire; Lifting Mechari Engineer to an arbitrary height and dropping them.
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Possibly used up?)
...An entity? 11/15 (+2 from Talist): Yeah, something is going to happen..
Lacrima 7/20: There's something to be said about a power that lifts all it's restrictions and costs for so little. Touching a ghost’s anchor, being in City or a realm of the dead, when your is a ghost. But the best reason is that those same restrictions are lifted in times of true desperation, when failure would lead to ruin or death, or when protecting something you truly care about.
Boosts:
+1 for Talist
+1 for Twin
Heavy Class Commandment: You already described this, right?
Anti-Unoriginality Turret 50/50 (+1 from Tazz, +1 from Talist) Completed!
+2 to Talist
The black tablet gets really hot, hot enough for Pokefan to take it out of his pocket and drop it on the ground. It glows white for a second, then a shadowy blob drops onto the battlefield. The shadowy blob morphs into a black turret that almost looks like it absorbs light. Pokefan laughs maniacally... But then the turret fires on the AZ brain of Cthulhu! Pokefan: "No! I must not have set it up properly! This wasn't supposed to happen!" Pokefan's sanity 60% (actually, I'm dropping the sanity plot... It wasn't my thing...)
Okay, here's how the Anti-Unoriginality Turret works.
The Anti-Unoriginality Turret is a [H] entity that fires at entities that are references to works other than Minecraft, as determined by Tazz. It has a medium amount of HP, and has three main weapons: The main cannon has high attack but has a charge of 3 rounds and can only hit one entity. The main guns have a medium attack, and can fire each round, but they can't fire at the same time as the main cannon. Last, there's the original field, which is very weak, but hits 3 entities at the same time and fires every round. Each weapon fires automatically at the end of each round if it can.
Alchemies:
Weed (2/???)
I decree that, since absolutely nothing here is terribly original AND from Minecraft (which, in hindsight, are exclusive properties), that everything is getting hit...INCLUDING the Turret itself, which will have extra HP and damage to compensate! Anti-Unoriginality Turret added!
@TT2K, I'm pretty sure you forgot to choose your position, as I couldn't find anywhere
-PLOT SNIPPED, SORRY-
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anacrhonism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
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Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Potion of Hacking (Level 4: 0/5)
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Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
Soul of the captain 36/50(+2 from proof of concept)(have no link whatsoever to the captain)
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when his current one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
I use The Reinforcement to start creating schools:
School of conjuration (level 0 alchemy which create and summon and conjure various minor things)
School of illusion (level 0 alchemy which makes illusions)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
I help proof of concept(twice)
Then I try to use the blasting power of the Warp Zone on the cells.
Somehow it either ends up creating a rift with the plane of sun or it might shift them on the imaginary axis.
Conjuration and Illusion? Hrm, I sense a Skyrim reference.
You 'kill' the Dead Cells and 6 of the living ones!
[TakenForGranted changed their name to ~Toast]. (Changing forum username to The Flaming Toast for consistency, should come through in a bit)
Landlubber 3/25 (+2 compensation; still here)
things. 1/10
Golden Idol && Tentacles && Rusty Handle && A Test of Spirit + A Harsh Lesson && Sigil of Strength = Eye of Nagakaborous (goodluck with that) (Level ? - 1/?)
Lantern && Chain && && Hook && Soul of the Damned && Soul of the Tormented && Soul of the Innocent = The Chain Warden (Level ? - 1/?)
+2 to irecreeper if they are active, otherwise crystalcat
~T: I have returned.
~T: I am now a robot.
~T: And a girl.
~T: And a dwarf
~T: And a particularly gruesome pirate.
~T: And allergic to a particular type of donut.
> ~Toast approached the Creepers.
~T: A messy death will be your first warning.
~Toast fire a shot through the mass of creepers. Turns out it was a flare gun, which have been known to be particularly effective against these types of enemies. It's also explosive. To make sure it's particularly gruesome.
_Also worked it out that there are 23 votes in the poll, by sequential DETERMINATION.
Welcome back! You kill 15 Creepers from the PZ's brain!
Golden Idol && Tentacles && Rusty Handle && A Test of Spirit + A Harsh Lesson && Sigil of Strength = Eye of Nagakaborous (goodluck with that) (Level 6 - 1/7)
Lantern && Chain && && Hook && Soul of the Damned && Soul of the Tormented && Soul of the Innocent = The Chain Warden (Level 9 - 1/10)
AAAARGH POST FAILING WHY DO YOU EXIST???!?!?!?!?!?!??!? That's a total of 7 times, two yesterday, five today!
"You know what, I'm summoning Dark Bowser and bringing back my guitar after this turn."
I throw my body into the post gap directly above this one, where my previous attempts to attack and summon an entity have gone.
All the rage.
Ludovico Technique && Laser Beam: Red Ring O' Death 1/11
A controllable laser that rapidly attacks in a circle, and cannot be blocked.
6/50 Eldritch abomination armor
46/50 Dark Bowser + 9 Challenge Medals
Long story short, MCF doesn't like formatting AND won't like your posts period until you get 11 posts in a real thread. I recommend getting them restored by a moderator or somesuch later on. I feel your pain...And it translates to 2 damage to Star's body, who currently is transitioning, knocking him out of another phase!
Ludivico Technique && Laser Beam = Red Ring O' Death (Level 9: 1/10)
Golden Idol && Tentacles && Rusty Handle && A Test of Spirit + A Harsh Lesson && Sigil of Strength = Eye of Nagakaborous (goodluck with that) (Level ? - 2/?)
Lantern && Chain && && Hook && Soul of the Damned && Soul of the Tormented && Soul of the Innocent = The Chain Warden (Level ? - 2/?)
+2 to irecreeper if they are active, otherwise crystalcat
~Toast's charges increment. ~Toast spends her time tending to the [AZ]s wounds.
Hezetor, I just sacrificed myself, you probably don't want to heal me.
/null
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Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
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Balloonian
HP:180,000/180,000
Affinity: [M:0 | R:0 | S:0]
He works like Valeera, but with less focus on the actual deck and more focus on the hero's own actions. His deck only has 15 cards in it. He starts at 5 mana and gains 1 maximum mana per turn as well as draws one card per turn. If he runs out of cards in his deck, they get reshuffled.
"Hero Power": Wild Magic. Costs 2 mana. Adds a completely random Hearthstone spell to Balloonian's hand and it costs 2 less mana. I'm not going to pick ones that would break the game or make no sense though, like vanish or unleash the hounds. I'll reroll those. Completely possible for Balloonian to get something totally useless, like bestial wrath or bolster.
All spells that Balloonian can get are in one of three groups based on their class of origin, either Might (warrior, hunter, rouge), Right (druid, paladin, priest) or Sight (mage, warlock, shaman). Whenever Balloonian casts a spell of one group, his affinity to that group goes up by 3 and his affinity with the other two groups each go down by 1.
When an affinity gets to 8 or above, Balloonian triggers a special attack that resets his affinity for that group back to 0.
Might - Devastation: Balloonian takes to the skies, becoming unattackable for the turn, but also preventing him from playing any cards that turn. At the end of the turn, he shoots 3 fireballs at any target. Each fireball deals 10,000 damage to its target and 2,500 damage to the entities listed directly above and below the target in the EOTB.
Right - Mountain's Power: Heals a target for 30,000 HP. In addition, whatever that target attacks this turn gets marked for death. The next turn, any spells that Valeera or Balloonian use against the marked target cost 4 less mana.
Sight - Begin the Games: Does something weird that I'll get into once/if it's used.
Deck:
Minions:
x1 Electron - 3 mana. Not to be confused with Serpent's character. summon a minion with 5,000 attack and 5,000 HP. While this is alive, both Valeera and Balloonian's spells costs 3 less mana. Not a dragon, but is a mech. ... You know, just in case Balloonian pulls Unstable Portal and that gets him a TinkerTown Technician.
x2 Dragon Consorts - 5 mana, summon a minion with 8,000 attack and 10,000 HP. In addition, Ballonian's next dragon costs 2 mana less. Is a dragon.
x2 BalloonWing Corruptors - 5 mana, summon a minion with 10,000 attack and 6,000 HP. When played, deal 10,000 damage to an enemy if Balloonian has a dragon in hand. Not a dragon.
x1 Balelastrasz - 6 mana, summon a minion with 4,000 attack and 10,000 HP. While this is alive, Balloonian's cards all cost 1 less mana. This card got considerably nerfed in its transition to DTG. Is a dragon.
x2 Balloonkin Hatchers - 6 mana, summon a minion with 5,000 attack and 6,000 HP. Also, summon two whelps each with 3,000 attack and 3,000 HP.
x1 Balloonmedes - 7 mana, summon a minion with no attack and 20,000 HP. Whenever either Valeera or Balloonian plays a card, this minion gets +2,000 attack. Is a dragon.
x1 Balloomagus - 8 mana. Summons a minion with 8,000 attack and 12,000 HP. If this is alive when Balloonian draws a card, he gains an extra copy of that card. Is a dragon.
Spells
x1 ShadowFlame - 4 mana, destroys a friendly, willing minion and deals its damage to up to 5 enemies.
x1 Bite - 4 Mana, gives Balloonian +5,000 HP and lets him attack this turn for 5,000 damage.
x1 Swipe - 4 mana, deals 5,000 damage to one enemy and 2,000 to up to 4 others.
x1 Open the Gates - 8 mana, summons 5 whelps each with 3,000 attack and 2,000 health.
BONUS CARD! x1 Mana Surge - 6 mana. Instantly uses Balloonian's Wild Magic ability 3 times. In addition, it lets him reroll one spell he doesn't like.
Deathrattle: Sets up for something.
Commands:
N/A
Status bar is assuming that Option 2 was taken.
Minions out: Balloonmedes (8k, 20k, +2k attack per card played).
Hand: Swipe, Dream, Mana Surge, Shadowflame, Open the Gates, Dragon Consort.
Special Spells: Whirlwind (0 mana), Seal of Light x2 (1 mana), Imp-losion (3 mana), Duplicate (2 mana)
Affinity: (M:3 R:0 S:0)
Action:
I steal a Water Rod from a strange game in the future known as Tri-Force Heroes and use it right over where Star's Body is, fishing it out of the ground with a geyser of water. Hopefully anyway.
Relevance Line:
Mikoto dashes back down the corridor, frantically looking for where Gail went. He burst through a door into another room, which was empty besides for a couple of chests. Gail wasn't there, but there was the back of a dispenser in the right hand wall. Lacking the time to look around more, Mikoto ran back out and kept backtracking, running to his left. Although, he didn't have to go very far because the next room over was the one Gail had gone into. Immediately, Mikoto recognized that the dispenser in the other room was pointing through the wall directly at her.
Get down!
What? Wher- oph!
Mikoto rushes forward through the doorway and tackles Gail out of the way of the dispenser, triggering the pressure plate in the process. There's a slight click and the dispenser fires out one of the poisoned arrows inside it. Well, it would have fired the arrow anyway, except that the dispenser was so old and the bow inside it was so frayed that it acted like a dropper and instead just spat the arrow out a few blocks, leaving it to clatter to the floor.
Um... thank you? ... Could you... let me get up?
Somewhat embarrassed by the anti-climatic finish, Mikoto backed away, letting Gail roll away and get back up onto her feet.
Alchemy and charges:
Finished listWooden Tower Shield &&
Living Wood && Chlorophyte &&Yggdrasil leaf = World Tree Shield 5/11Tower Shield && Lapotron energy crystal && Gravity generator && Electro-magnetic containment system = Black Hole Shield 5/11
Got +0.
More charges: 33/50 & 32/50
+1 to Mythic, Pokefan
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
The Keeper: ======================================== 19/40 (+3 from Tazz, +1 from MZ)
The Symphony: ================================================== 20/50 (+3 from Tazz, +2 from MZ)
I +2 generic. My Alien Drone copies the action of Erelye's.
Uncle Grandpa fires up another round of spliced-together DTG2 words in the form of an attack!
"Screw it, I just" "fire stuff at" "Chuck Norris". "1" "damage is dealt" "and everyone dies!" "I electrify" "1 more player". "That does a vague" "upgrade" "to obsidian level". "That is", "I accidently" "let" "it" "only be destroyed by one thing". "Ok, this" "next" "summon" "will see the charges" "upgrade" "2" "1 beast with equivalent power to the GM"! "Behold, the" "'c-4' 'hax' 'thing' 'roll'"!! "I summon" "my charge"! "The force" "just exploded" "an interstellar firetruck." "I'm starting to think" "IT'S" "like" "the devilmodder"... "The base" "got melt-ified" "again". "/" "Godmodder" "alt". "actualy", "when" "I summon 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards", " "I foresaw" "7" "bursts through the" "Game Master" "from Infinity" "with water"! "I hope it is" "killing them"... "Yep," "intakilled"! "I vote" "to attack the godmodder" "and begin hacking" "another wave" "on our" "Godmodder"! "Progress on" "hack": "100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000" / "1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000"!! "I fire" "all" "stuff" "out of existence. And" "it will" "appear", "defend", "flip the bird", "upgrade", "and then shoot the godmodder in the head with a M82A1 just to make sure"!
..."why is" "the Godmodder", "which is" "in Soviet Russia", "increased to ????"?
Once again, everything that just happens in the text now happens in real life. Uncle Grandpa, the effects of the previous attack carrying over to this one, once again becomes the Godmodder at the peak of his power in DTG2! Using his power, he fires every single piece of ammunition in the universe at Chuck Norris, somehow breaking past his eternal struggle with the ACN Turret and dealing 1 damage to him! Because of the massive power needed to actually damage Chuck Norris, the resulting explosion creates a MASSIVE FIELD WIPE, killing EVERYTHING!
When the smoke clears, only Uncle Grandpa, the most powerful godmodder on the field, is left standing. The Battlefield is now a desolate crater blasted down to bedrock, and the skies have been tinged red with blood. Uncle Grandpa celebrates his newfound power and ownership of the server for quite some time until he grows bored. He spawns a random player back on the field and electrifies him with powerful magic, turning him into solid obsidian and giving him massive defenses - he can only be destroyed by one thing in the universe, and if he is, the resulting explosion will annihilate the server in its entirety!
Uncle Grandpa decides to take his experiment a bit further, creating a powerful charge that will turn the hapless player into an absolutely gargantuan beast with equivalent power to Uncle Grandpa himself! He quickly realizes that such a thing will be useless without people to test it against, so he snaps his fingers and restores the Battlefield to its former glory when everyone was alive. However, Uncle Grandpa harnesses the power of the fallen copies of the Battlefield's warriors to fuel his own charge, successfully turning the players into a monstrosity: the C4-Hax-Thing-Roll! It's a horrifying glitchy mess made of explosives, hacks, rolling objects, and various things that I shouldn't name.
The force of the summon sends radiant power throughout reality itself, creating quakes in the fabric of space and time! Across multiple universes, things go haywire... The moons of Alternia change their orbit. An influx of weirdness spreads across Gravity Falls. Color flickers on in Limbo for the briefest of seconds. The Secret of the Void raises an eyebrow. And an interstellar firetruck, on its way to help stop an inferno raging across an entire dimension, explodes. The resulting fire moves across all of reality since nothing is there to stop it, the fire flickering in the skies of Minecraftia and spreading onto the server, lighting everything on fire. The C4-Hax-Thing-Roll laughs a violent laugh, and Uncle Grandpa begins to worry that he could have just summoned a truly evil copy of himself - a devilmodder!
Uncle Grandpa tries to rollback his changes, but since the C4-Hax-Thing-Roll has his powers, he can't merely be banned or rollbacked! The C4-Hax-Thing-Roll spews corrupted fire across the entire Battlefield, melting everything, terrain, entities, villages, and the bases of both sides of the war! Suddenly knowing what must be done, Uncle Grandpa types a command in console: /Godmodder alt. It spawns an alternate version of Godmodder477! With their combined godmodding skill, the Godmodders summon 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards that suicide rush a new target - The_Nonexistent_Tazz!
They combine into seven tendrils of unholy water ripped straight from the Infinite Red Sea, bursting right through Tazz's First Guardian body and suspending him in the air! The powers of two simultaneous godmodders are at least able to temporarily hold Tazz, as the Godmodders vote to attack the fake godmodder (the C4-Hax-Thing-Roll) with a powerful wave hacked from the Red Sea - if anything can destroy this monstrosity, perhaps oblivion incarnate will do the trick! Combining the charges, the hack is completed nigh-instantaneously, rising to absurd levels of power that dwarf the known universe!
The Godmodders then hold every object in existence at once - every piece of matter on every planet in every system in every galaxy in every universe in every dimension in Fiction, including everything in the Void, every pocket dimension, and every alternate and doomed timeline. They accomplish this with their powers, the powers of the Red Dragon, and the powers of The_Nonexistent_Tazz, whose First Guardian energies they share through the spears the flaming retards stuck through him - they're siphoning the Red Sun energies from him into the Godmodders! Now that they hold Fiction in the palm of their hands, the Godmodders throw this power at the C4-Hax-Thing-Roll, knocking everything in existence and the Thing out of existence in entirety!
From their vantage point in nothingness, the Godmodders can clearly see the compacted ball of existence sail into the abyss as it turns into a singularity, exploding into infinite being with a resounding whoosh as everything in Fiction suddenly snaps back into shape with a power so momentous that it sends cracks across EVERYTHING! Reality has been fractured, and the biggest fracture is right across the thing at the epicenter of the new big bang, the the C4-Hax-Thing-Roll. Reality rebounds on the Thing, appearing all around it, defending it, and then turning its back on it and flipping the bird! The Thing is so horrified that it melts away, and reality then upgrades itself and shoots the Thing in the head with an M82A1 to - finally - finish it off!
The Godmodders breathe a sigh of relief knowing that their work is done, the alt Godmodder disappearing and only Uncle Grandpa remaining. But then, there is a massive rumble. The ground lifts upwards, and a gargantuan shape forms from it... Only to be sent back down. Phew. Looks like it was a false alarm.
Советская Россия , 19XX
Это было пять минут , так как кубический человек появился на заставе тундры . Мы не знаем, что делать с ним . Он, кажется, быть изготовлены из некоторой комбинации взрывчатых веществ, злокачественные технологии , различные штаны и сферические объекты вращательными .
Он упал с неба и разрушили близлежащий лес , уплощение деревья для миль вокруг . Он ... Он, кажется, движется ... О, Боже, уже он превратился в гигантский голове? Нет ... Нет, нет, нет ... Он повсюду , он распространяется по всему -
[Soviet Russia, 19XX
It has been five minutes since the cubic man appeared in the outpost of the tundra. We do not know what to make of him. He appears to be made of some combination of explosives, malignant technology, various unmentionables, and spherical rotational objects.
He fell from the sky and demolished a nearby forest, flattening the trees for miles around. He... He appears to be moving... Oh god, has he turned into a giant head? No... No, no, NO... HE'S EVERYWHERE, HE'S SPREADING ACROSS --]
After a minute, the ground lifts upwards again, and the rumbling returns! Uncle Grandpa watches, horrified, as a gigantic and corrupted version of the Godmodder's head rises from the ground, liquid sloughing off of its face and spreading its corrupted tendrils everywhere! His expression turns to joy - this was what he wanted from the attack - to summon a giant Godmodder's head that would use an ungodmoddable attack! But this isn't even the Godmodder anymore - it's a being more powerful than him, so much more powerful that his body is only temporary, and he can't exist for more than a few minutes - he is known only as ????.
???? turns its gaze on UserZero, opening its mouth to reveal endless catacombs of horror and despair. A massive multicolored orb spins in its mouth, shining brilliantly with all the light in existence - it seems that, when the Thing met its violent end at the hands of reality snapping back together, some of reality's inherent creative power leaked through it and was captured by the Thing's godmodding power and caused it to reform as this abomination - as such, ???? holds the entire creative potential of all of Fiction at its fingertips.
With that, ???? fires an absolute beam of hyperdeath at UserZero that screams towards her faster than the speed of light. This has several implications - one being that because it's traveling at such high speeds, it's slamming into atoms faster than they have time to move away, resulting in massive nuclear explosions that form on all sides of the already massive ray, and second, that because it's moving so fast, it's stretching the boundary between space and time, meaning that this thing is hitting UserZero at all possible points in its timeline and in hers. Therefore, no matter what she does or where she goes, she is getting hit by this beam, because even if she has a reaction speed faster than light or if she can stop time, she's still getting hit because it hits her instantaneously and at all possible points in time.
The resulting explosion can be seen from a universe away. Unfortunately, ???? uses up all of its energy as a result and dies. Uncle Grandpa stops being the Godmodder, and everything in the Battlefield returns to normal - except UserZero.
I redo my attack on a living PZ entity.
OK, sadly, no update today. +1 to all charges as compensation. Next update should be Saturday, if all goes well.
Also, there's a new poll in case you haven't seen it! Go vote on it!
Finished Alchemy Project:
Heavy Rousing Sword King Rouzer && Ten Commandments || Class Cards = Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] (10/10)
I mix several buckets of water and lava, adding the resulting obsidian to my Hecatonchire.
I look over my new weapon, I'm probably going to pull some flashy attacks off with this thing... As long as I'm not attacking the targets that brought me here in the first place.
Entity orders:
Hecatonchire; Lifting Mechari Engineer to an arbitrary height and dropping them.
Inventory:
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Possibly used up?)
Alchemies in-progress:
Fur Collared Jacket || Nemean Hide = Nemean Jacket [Level 10] (8/11)
Charges:
...An entity? 11/15 (+2 from Talist): Yeah, something is going to happen..
Lacrima 7/20: There's something to be said about a power that lifts all it's restrictions and costs for so little. Touching a ghost’s anchor, being in City or a realm of the dead, when your is a ghost. But the best reason is that those same restrictions are lifted in times of true desperation, when failure would lead to ruin or death, or when protecting something you truly care about.
Boosts:
+1 for Talist
+1 for Twin
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
/null
Crap.
If that thing lives to see the light of day from Sukard, he's gonna get rekt, as he is from a game made in 2007.
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
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Summon (Not sure) 29/50 +2 from nulitor+1 from Tazz
Vengance 3/5 +1 from Tazz
+2 to nulitor
Infected Bottle of Blades OOO Coldheart Hard Drive = Potion of Hacking (Level 4: 4/5)
The Forge Stoker && Peacetime = Justice Ablaze (Level 8: 4/9)
@TT2K, I'm pretty sure you forgot to choose your position, as I couldn't find anywhere
Alright, I'm going to try to actually start creating a plot with my character, so here it goes, this is what I would have wrote for the sidequest but I didn't have enough time..
I fall to the ground, my life force passing away from me. I hear Urthank, that rotten slime.
Urthank: It was quite easy destroying you, you put your trust in others. That was your weakness. Now I take over your power, but with no weakness. Of course I have to give credit where it is due, that dragon-demon whatever it is made this possible. He gave me powers similar to yours to fight by your side. Then he promised me power, your power. There was no 'good guy' that sent me here, there was really no hope for you. The shrine, the only thing preventing ~ from unleashing his true power has been destroyed, and soon you will too. He will become strong, and take over the entire world!
Me: You do realize that there are Godmodders on this 'world'
Urthank: What are Godmodders?
Me: Well, you kind of tried to hit one with a truck when you were a normal slime
Urthank: Oh, those, those are no match for us
Me: Right, well good luck with that, I guess after you 'take' my power, I'll just respawn and destroy you all
Urthank: Oh, it doesn't work like that. You will be banished from this realm, and I will take your place. How did ~ explain it, oh yes! He said, "It's like you completely take over his minecraft account, but since your an entity, you don't get to respawn" Which doesn't make much sense. What is Minecraft?
Me: It's the game your playing. Namely on a server with bloodthirsty Godmodders
Urthank: Oh yes! Now I remember, ~ said he would join the Godmodders. The strongest of them. I of course would rather not take place in any of the fighting unless I have to, so I may just disappear and hone my skills, I mean, your skills.
Suddenly, my eyes begin to shine.
"A soldier shall come to take my place
and-
then I die...
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anacrhonism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
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Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Potion of Hacking (Level 4: 0/5)
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Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1
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Soul of the captain 36/50(+2 from proof of concept)(have no link whatsoever to the captain)
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when his current one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
I use The Reinforcement to start creating schools:
School of conjuration (level 0 alchemy which create and summon and conjure various minor things)
School of illusion (level 0 alchemy which makes illusions)
my items:
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
I help proof of concept(twice)
Then I try to use the blasting power of the Warp Zone on the cells.
Somehow it either ends up creating a rift with the plane of sun or it might shift them on the imaginary axis.
OK, bad news: Can't update today again, time just isn't on my side. tormorrow is an automatic bust.
Ugh, I hate this as well! +2 to everyone as compensation for the delay. Here's to hoping for a Monday update.
*dances off from nonexistance again*
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
I for one am glad at no update, mostly due to the fact that I have had trouble getting a stable connection... which should hopefully be fixed in December.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Let's try this again. I got time now.
[TakenForGranted changed their name to ~Toast]. (Changing forum username to The Flaming Toast for consistency, should come through in a bit)
Landlubber 3/25 (+2 compensation; still here)
things. 1/10
Golden Idol && Tentacles && Rusty Handle && A Test of Spirit + A Harsh Lesson && Sigil of Strength = Eye of Nagakaborous (goodluck with that) (Level ? - 1/?)
Lantern && Chain && && Hook && Soul of the Damned && Soul of the Tormented && Soul of the Innocent = The Chain Warden (Level ? - 1/?)
+2 to irecreeper if they are active, otherwise crystalcat
~T: I have returned.
~T: I am now a robot.
~T: And a girl.
~T: And a dwarf
~T: And a particularly gruesome pirate.
~T: And allergic to a particular type of donut.
> ~Toast approached the Creepers.
~T: A messy death will be your first warning.
~Toast fire a shot through the mass of creepers. Turns out it was a flare gun, which have been known to be particularly effective against these types of enemies. It's also explosive. To make sure it's particularly gruesome.
_Also worked it out that there are 23 votes in the poll, by sequential DETERMINATION.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
I'm personally as well frustrated with the lack of updates, but I also know that it's probably not your fault. You should take your time, since producing a quality update is a lot better than producing a lot of sub-par updates (as I can attest to!)
/null
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
AAAARGH POST FAILING WHY DO YOU EXIST???!?!?!?!?!?!??!? That's a total of 7 times, two yesterday, five today!
"You know what, I'm summoning Dark Bowser and bringing back my guitar after this turn."
I throw my body into the post gap directly above this one, where my previous attempts to attack and summon an entity have gone.
All the rage.
Ludovico Technique && Laser Beam: Red Ring O' Death 1/11
A controllable laser that rapidly attacks in a circle, and cannot be blocked.
6/50 Eldritch abomination armor
46/50 Dark Bowser + 9 Challenge Medals
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
27/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"
18/20 Time Portal
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
+2 Frree
I prepare my setting on my nav pad to the assault force preparing.
Landlubber 4/25
things. 2/10
Golden Idol && Tentacles && Rusty Handle && A Test of Spirit + A Harsh Lesson && Sigil of Strength = Eye of Nagakaborous (goodluck with that) (Level ? - 2/?)
Lantern && Chain && && Hook && Soul of the Damned && Soul of the Tormented && Soul of the Innocent = The Chain Warden (Level ? - 2/?)
+2 to irecreeper if they are active, otherwise crystalcat
~Toast's charges increment. ~Toast spends her time tending to the [AZ]s wounds.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
*still dances off from nonexistance*
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
=Collection=
(21 / 50) comic. (+2, Toast)
(26/ 50) Eight-Legged Dance (+2, Toast)
/null i guess
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Ekimu the Mask Maker: 16/50 (2 from the delay)
Cobweb && Sewing Needle && Trace of Magic: Spellweaver (5/8)
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
Third Spambot with the Cloud of Spambots summoned! They will do as you say.
6 PZ Creepers are destroyed!
He will do as you say!
Hehehe! 20,000 damage to the Golem!
You make the Cells Giant AND use up a mutation, evaporating their dodge chance...But making their damage twice as high!
You add your SOUL to tEMBO's Collection! Soulcount: 2/7. You die!
Not if it's done by visible onion cutting, it's not. Onion Tears don't count!
Excavator's Incendiary Autobow: A regular bow with...Spades on both ends? Weird. In any case, in addition to serving as an emergency digging tool, it can also dig up dirt blocks and such with whatever the arrowhead hits!
Godmodders are literally immune to disease! And Uzi is pretty much immune to impalement on top of that. She shoots the nail in your eye-or tries, anyways. She's so lazy about it you could honestly dodge.
I don't think you invented W+M1, not by a longshot. Yeah, no, give up, you are a lamer now, in the immortal words of Seifer. Maybe. BY THE OFFICIALNESS OF A GM, YOUR CLASS IS NOW LAMER. Well, Hellvet's class anyways.
I don't really care for all of this split nonsense, but hey, whatever floats your boat, you cute little couple. Heh.
You deal 8,000 damage to the Mechari Engineer! At least you can prioritize targets, heh.
D-Force Kidd's Top Hat (Level 1: 1/2)
You stop the attack because you see the name of the guy playing through is apparently Uzi herself...Odd. she also figures out what to do reasonably quick.
...Wait, Undertale was out in 2011?
5,000 damage to the Golem! NOW he turns invulnerable to switch to phase 2. Meanwhile, tEMBO soul count 3/7. He gets 5,000 Overheal because you actually said his name right! That's seriously how you say it. You die!
You un-die...But you feel empty and hollow. Your max HP and damage has been reduced! However, you feel a tie to tEMBO...If you attack on your own, your damage will be paltry, but giving damage to tEMBO might make HIS attacks much stronger!
Ice Bag || Concentrated Reality Magics = Gelum Dei (Level 25: 1/26)
Becoming a godmodder is special; while reality majjyks aren't this powerful normally with just trace, becoming Alpha is a special power that's ultimately tied to the level cap. Sorry!
22,000 damage to Creed!
14,000 damage to the Mechari Engineer!
3/7 actually. But good for you, tEMBO!
Cyclopean Eye && Gem of True Sight = Eye of True Sight (Level 7: 1/8)
24,000 damage to the Mechari Engineer!
He tears though them with a weed cutter!
Essence of chlorophyll && Strange chemical = Weed (Level 0: 1/1)
Weed: A regular weed. Unrelated to certain recreational drugs that I would personally disapprove of using.
The Psy-Godmodder doesn't have any metal on him, so he evades you! (not like tEMBO could accept a Godmodder's soul.) tEMBO soul collection count: 4/7! You die!
If you remove the player health...It would be a regular attack.
You die! 40,000 damage to the Chua Spellslinger!
tEMBO Soul collection count: 5/7! You die!
The Psy-Godmodder escapes quickly, only slightly slowed...It'll be much harder to slow him down now that he's below 100% evasion! It's crunch time!
Salt summoned! He'll do as you say!
I am now refusing to do more than two previews per turn to keep the update moving along. Please and thank you.
Infinity sided die && finite improbability engine && Improbability Calculator && a math book on complex algebra = The same as the last one. Yeah I'm too lazy to be official here, I'm sorry.
Piece of paper with written over the algorithm for the Library of babel && computer = Library of Babel simulation (Level 1).
Library of Babel simulation: A computer desgined to carry out endless Library of Babel algorithms forever.
Psy holds up the fortress with one hand!
1 damage to Star's Body! You've got it right!
MCF hates formatting in general, mate.
Your blind stabbings don't hit home!
It will do as you say.
Reviving the Secret of the Void would take far more posts than you could generate...And that hasn't even happened yet! What are you even talking about, the Secret's alive and well right now! Well, I guess that won't be the case later? Ugh, Time shenanigans.
7,000 damage to the AZ Brain!
The Chief is an exception because he's a Boss summoned by UserZero, which makes him VERY exceptional!
5 PZ Creepers wish they weren't born!
In the grand spirit of Hearthstone, Action 1 will (attempt) to happen.
No, you cannot 'refund' them, because they're still technically VERY useful. They still have elemental powers and stuff, you can still use that, and the shield part is still a usable weapon/RP thing/whatever you decide. They're PERFECTLY usable alchemies.
He takes the Canoe, and wields it like a weapon! He'll get bonus damage this round if he survives! it doesn't slow him down at all, sadly!
Breaker Blade && Buster Sword && Paladin's Hammer = Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher (Level 8: 1/9)
BBBBB > Fine = Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher Beheader (Level 9)
BBBBB < Coarse = Boss Buster Breaker Basher (Level 7)
8 PZ Creepers die of infection!
Rinon summoned! she'll do as you say!
You find yourself in a similar position as Ire. You respawn.
Psy takes a flamethrower to burn the fishing nets and scare/kill the Axe-wielding maniacs.
Do I really need to say your attempt to give tEMBO something you do not have two of in the first place fails?
1 damage to Star's Body! He spazzes out of the ground!
Tommy Guy && Saurite Bars = Ia! Ia! (Level 10: 1/11)
The Removal && Saurite Bars = Darenottotouchher (Level 25: 1/26)
They will do as you say.
25,000 damage to the Mechari Engineer, ending its life!
Your entities will do as you say.
Solo pushes. In this game, DTG, where literally attacking a Godmodder solo is literally the definition of suicide?
Hahahahahahahaha-wait, who is violently insane that admits to violent insanity? Uh. This is concerning in a lot of ways.
Rugname is too huge! It won't help at those levels.
Fire Hose && Health Link == Flawed Prototype Medigun (Level 0: 1/1)
Flawed Prototype Medigun: There would be a description of this here, if it didn't literally explode instantly upon creation. Such sad.
Like, seriously. Mediguns are Level 1 tools.
Buffing Totem summoned! It will only be able to either life Drain OR Minicrit, depending on your action, and it's HP is being lowered!
...Creed takes 10,000 damage from the mindscrew! His shields go down!
Your Stealth drone doesn't attack Richard on the account of it mysteriously already being destroyed, with odd banhammer-like marks all over it and graffiti saying 'richard was here' all over it. Hm, I wonder who saw this coming a mile away and did something about it?
You can't increase max HP! It'll overheal by 2,000 HP instead.
They'll do as you say.
Sadly, Rootmars cannot do that, BUT he'll still defend himself and any potential attackers.
The Punch Card Shunt is installed! It will now take 2/3rds the time it would take to install Alchemiter upgrades in the future!
The ruins rumbles...That pressure plate did more than what you thought. Or maybe it was your yelling?
You fail to do that as Star is already above ground! You merely soak him with water! He doesn't appreciate this.
I'm going to skip the part where I say Uncle Grandpa will do this and just say this does a whooping 5 damage to UserZero, knocking her back a tremendous 150 blocks! Then, Salt's passive kicks in! -300 distance to Yggdrasil!!! (Of course, this is his action in the EoTB, so...)
...So apparently I'm the Red Sea? Um. This is a disturbing revelation, Twin...
You attack the Draken Stalker for a belated, and focused, 50K damage.
Heavy Class Commandment: You already described this, right?
You heal Heca for 5,000 HP!
I decree that, since absolutely nothing here is terribly original AND from Minecraft (which, in hindsight, are exclusive properties), that everything is getting hit...INCLUDING the Turret itself, which will have extra HP and damage to compensate! Anti-Unoriginality Turret added!
Conjuration and Illusion? Hrm, I sense a Skyrim reference.
You 'kill' the Dead Cells and 6 of the living ones!
Welcome back! You kill 15 Creepers from the PZ's brain!
Golden Idol && Tentacles && Rusty Handle && A Test of Spirit + A Harsh Lesson && Sigil of Strength = Eye of Nagakaborous (goodluck with that) (Level 6 - 1/7)
Lantern && Chain && && Hook && Soul of the Damned && Soul of the Tormented && Soul of the Innocent = The Chain Warden (Level 9 - 1/10)
Long story short, MCF doesn't like formatting AND won't like your posts period until you get 11 posts in a real thread. I recommend getting them restored by a moderator or somesuch later on. I feel your pain...And it translates to 2 damage to Star's body, who currently is transitioning, knocking him out of another phase!
Ludivico Technique && Laser Beam = Red Ring O' Death (Level 9: 1/10)
+2 HP to MythicZoologist!