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Soul of the captain 33/50(+2 from proof of concept)(have no link whatsoever to the captain)
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when his current one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
I quickly patch up a die of the color red with all the lost blood and I think I can make a green die too probably since there is a lot of different bloods(I make Two level 0 alchemies which are dies)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
I help proof of concept(twice)
in the side-quest I summon skeletons while dealing myself damage in order to start fighting the boss who killed proof.
In dtg 0 I try to use the Warp Zone on the cells to try to turn them in giants making them have an harder time to dodge.
Since I'll be filling my entity destruction quota in a moment, I grab Richard and peel 2,000,000 onions, all in the space of 1 second, directly below his eyes. Crying on the battlefield is embarrassing!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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The drones, having regained 20% charge, immediately turn around, fly over to the PZ Brain of Cthulhu, and unleash Supermagnet on the Creepers. Back to 0% charge, but all of these things should be dead.
Anyhow, I file a number of prerequisite forms for an auspicious-seeming purpose, just sort of igniting them with a match afterward. I watch them crumble into arcane ash firsthand. As the embers die out into mere sparks of former glory, I glance over to the opposition. Yes, you've just dealt with the trolls. I don't particularly think that is reason to let up on you, really. It is quite illogical, in my opinion. Regardless, I reveal a portion of what I burned. One lawsuit directed at a 'UserZero', along with numerous assault charges.
Suddenly, Uzi and I appear in a brightly-lit court chamber likely dimensions away from the server. Upon the seat of the judge sits our Chief Justice for the night. I bow in respect to the venerated Meowcat Supreme.
meow
A powerful paw strikes against the table, drawing everyone to rapt attention, though I seriously doubt anyone knows what is going on. Uzi suddenly realizes that her godmodding powers mean nothing here in the realm of Chief Justice Meowcat Supreme, who doesn't care about plot. I calmly stand and list a number of offenses toward our resident Godmodder, accompanied by a number of visions of these events unfolding appearing on a screen. The numerous CAT JURY MEMBERS nod in accordance with these, writing things down. It's certainly advantageous that I am currently a lawyerviscerator, of course. I would say prosecution, but we all know that in the courts of Meowcat Supreme, there is no defense, and that the word defense itself is offensive. When it comes time to make the decision, the jury ends up ruling in Uzi's favor, for whatever reason. I slap a hand to my forehead in frustration, before making a proposition to the Chief Justice offhandedly.
meow meow
What? No.
meow meow, meow meow
Dammit. You know what I mean.
MEOW meow.
Oh. I see. Shall it be done, then?
(=^・ェ・^=)
That's not a valid answer.
┏(=^..^=)┛
Fine. I sigh, drawing out the ultimate decider of the case. A quarter. That's right. This is how court battles are really decided. Thanks, democracy. I flip the metallic circle once, calling heads as it spins. Heads. Best out of three is declared in frustration. I call heads. It's heads. Best out of thirty. I call heads every time. It's heads every time. Meowcat Supreme immediately sends Uzi to Prison Land. I head back to the server. Every side of that coin, including the edge, was heads.
A day later, I am reading the Daily Meowcat, the dimension's number one cat-in-court-based newspaper. Yeah, just kidding. Nobody reads newspapers anymore. I'm reading it online. The headline is "NEWEST PRISONER AT PRISON LAND ESCAPED", predictably. I look up, seeing Uzi. Alas. However, the plus is that she got shivved by a fellow inmate on her way out. Woo. The shanking weapon was a rusty nail.
Research Salvaging 43/50 (+2 from Crystal and Bomber, +3 from Tazz) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Imperator 18/50 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
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The Leviathan isn't explicitly made of water, but it is based on water, so I guess the attack could be super effective.
Also, it would have been nice if I could have attacked something else! Hellvet's omnicidal rampages are drawing to a close! Not that I'm complaining, it's perfectly reasonable to make my attack null since the target is dead!
HELLVET: Hey, the GM disapproved of my famous W+M1 tactic!
VERDAN: It's only good against noobs who don't know how or when to flee/backpedal! Against anyone who's good, you're toast!
HELLVET: Anyways, what are you trying to do to my 5-post charge? Using this, I'm going to pump out more damage!
VERDAN: The team needs it more! Plus, I made a promise to one of my teammates that I was going to help out their summon!
HELLVET: Oh, no you don't! I want to kill things!
Guitar Solo: 19/40
Slaying Buff: 4/5
I +2 Pricey...!
Plain Axe [Lvl.2]: 3/3 Complete!
I'm going to have to hold up the support for a little while longer!
I proptly hack into Mechari Engineer with the Plain Axe ensuring that I get damage off, and most likely tiring out Hellvet enough so that I gain the majority of control!
Top Hat && Ribbon With a Fake Cherry = D-Force Kidd's Top Hat 1/???
Darkimin II Blood Testing "Butterfly" (Yes, they call that thing a "butterfly" where I go for blood tests.) = Bloodform 5/9
+2 to Battlefury
Sukard 35/50 (+1 from Pricey)
Matt 11/15 (+1 from Pricey)
I watch a video of a person playing the Genocide Route of Undertale, fighting Sans.
I have an idea where you got your super speed, Psy Godmodder.
I use my SPECIAL ATTACK!
Psy is trapped into a box until he quits.
HAve a little taste of what is like to rage quit.
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Stun Gun AND Scranton Reality Anchor 5/10 Keeping it Real
Ice Bag || Concentrated Reality Magics = Gelum Dei 1/?
Desc:
An ice bag emblazoned with a shining alpha. Shudders with the essence of reality. Upon use, the frozen water within immediately melts, releasing its incredibly potent liquid reality magics into the waiting hands of the user, binding with their soul. This immediately causes ascent to the position of Alpha Godmodder.
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Binary Slime: Disable Creed
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Why do the lasgun troopers have 21k health each? Should it not be 3k.
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Mercury takes out the HM Stick, and uses it to teach himself every HM, giving him a significant mobility boost for this attack gameplay-wise, and forever lore-wise. Let's just ignore the fact he can teleport so most of these are in reality largely worthless. He then runs up to Creed, recognizing him for the ticking time bomb he is. First, Mercury sings a nature song spell thing, which turns Creed into a tree. Mercury then cuts him down with the HM move cut. Then, Mercury uses fly on Creed, which is super effective since he is currently a grass type due to being a tree. Then, Mercury uses cut again, completely destroying the tree. But plot twist, Creed was actually the dirt in the pot carrying the tree the whole time!
Mercury scowls, and uses surf on creed, dealing super effective damage because he is now a ground type. He then uses the strength HM move to throw the plot very far, all the way into another universe, to a town called Niagra. It falls down Niagra Falls, but before it reaches the bottom, Mercury uses the HM move waterfall on it, forcing the pot-Creed back up the waterfall with massive force. But plot twist! It turns out creed was only actually one of the small pebbles in the dirt is the previously planted pot. Mercury sighs at the bad plot twists, and uses Rock Smash on the pebble, smashing it to little pieces, which all fall to the bottom of the Niagara river. He then uses dive, finding the little pieces and crashing into them, which someone damages them more.
Spear && Water Titan Essence = Titanwash Spear 4/11
Normal Essence of Temmie && Armor = Temmie Armor 6/11
+2 Ire
I consult occult forces for a brief moment, then get to work building a grand tower. It appears to be 8 floors tall, with incredibly deadly traps on each floor. The floors go as follows:
FIRST FLOOR: The Maze
Contains an evershifting labyrinth of madness, complete with excessive amounts of enemies to whittle them down.
SECOND FLOOR: Water Room
Will probably drown you. Depends on if you can drown.
THIRD FLOOR: Fire Room
... screw it I'm just gonna list the rest of the floors without statement.
FOURTH FLOOR: Blizzard Room
FIFTH FLOOR: Electricity Room
SIXTH FLOOR: Neecle Room
Wait, wait, wait. "Neecle Room"?
Well, yeah. That's what it says in the anime.
That's stupid. Fix it.
No.
Bah, fine.
SEVENTH FLOOR: Vacuum Room
...
Not that kind of vacuum. Think "explosive decompression".
EIGHTH FLOOR: Gravity Room
The Mechari Engineer isn't particularly impressed with this tower, and destroys it all in one shot. However, the basement is completely intact. Why do you *think* I put so little effort into those floors? The engineer examines the Basement Door, and is promptly assaulted by heavy amounts of Red Sun energies. Then the hinges of the door, which appear to made of salted walnuts, suddenly fly off the door, smashing the Mechari Engineer.
The Bodyguard: 13/50 ================================================== (+2 from Erelye)
+2 to Erelye
Bomber shamelessly copy and pastes his previous attack since Tazz said he could briefly opens a portal to the Immaterium and hops in. The environment would normally be deadly to anyone else without protection, but Bomber would be perfectly fine. Most people would find themselves vaporized, or aged rapidly, or torn to shreds by daemons. The only thing that DID happen to him was that, when he emerged, he wound up a few moments in the past. Warp travel could be funny that way. What feels like a second could be a whole year, and what feels like an hour could only be a minute. Bomber had planned for this, and it went exactly as he had hoped. He concealed himself with a hood and watched the construction of the cannon from afar.
In the perspective of the past...
One more hour later, the cannon was almost complete. They were raising the barrel up into place with a crane. With the barrel finally affixed to the body, the cannon was complete. It was quite impressive, probably being one of the largest cannons most people here have seen. Not (Past) Bomber, though. Not by a mile. Bomber had redirected the crowd of Devilites to a far away location that was still within view of the cannon and the battlefield. They laid low in a trench they had dug out about 30 minutes prior, peering over the edge with uncertainty. They passed hard hats around to each other, each Devilite a little bit afraid. He sat at the control panel with a hardhat of his own, a determined look on his face. "This has to work." Bomber punched in a few keys. He then pushed the lever labeled "POWER" to full. The barrel was at a 90 degree angle, perpendicular to the ground, and pointed away from The Chief. What Bomber hoped to accomplish with this was unclear.
He put a key into a keyhole, unlocking the Plexiglas box covering the big red button that would, well, fire the cannon. Pressing the switch would give Bomber about 15 seconds to get to safety before the thing fired. Normally he could stay at the control panel and would be with a whole crew dedicated to maintaining and firing the cannon, but this was a special case. Bomber paused for a moment, mentally preparing himself. The moment he pressed the button, he began running for his life. Bomber sprinted down the hill, nearly tripping over himself. He held the hardhat on his head so it didn't fall off. Bomber counted seven seconds. The trench was just ahead. At this point he was most likely safe, but had to be sure. Ten seconds. Bomber jumped over the edge of the trench and turned around, ready to watch. He plugged his ears (even though he had none), ready for an extremely loud noise.
The Bomber from the present saw an opportunity when his past self ran away. Hurriedly running over to the control panel, he made a slight adjustment in the way the cannon was facing. Before, it would have hit nothing considering The Chief surprisingly left the battlefield. With the new trajectory, it would be hitting the Mechari Engineer. He only had a few moments before the cannon would tear itself from its foundations and become a giant projectile that would crush the Mechari Engineer into dust. Not wanting to stick around for the fireworks, Bomber opened another Warp portal and returned to the present.
In the perspective of the past once more...
Twelve. Thirteen. Fourteen. Fift-
There was a deafening explosion as the massive cannon launched its projectile - in the other direction. What did happen was unexpected to everyone except Bomber and the Pit Boss. The immense recoil from the cannon wasn't suppressed in any way, shape, or form. And it was designed this way on purpose. The recoil ripped the cannon from the hill and propelled it straight at the... Mechari Engineer? What? It soared over the battlefield, its metal structure letting out a horrible groaning noise. The cannon fell upon the Mechari Engineer, crushing it under its weight. The cannon launched metal beams and plates across the field, the impact wrecking it.
The Devilites blinked their beady little eyes. They weren't exactly sure if what happened was intentional or not, but it was cool. They broke into a cheer, giving each other high-fives and celebratory embraces. Bomber, quite confused at first, cracked a big, cheesy grin, and the Pit Boss simply scribbled something on his clipboard and adjusted his glasses. Bomber climbed out of the trench, a little shakily at first. He turned to all the Devilites in the trench and congratulated them for their hard effort. In a good mood, he decided to give them a two day paid vacation, which only set their celebration into overdrive. Bomber conjured a maroon portal to Hellco. for them all to exit through. The Devilites ran through the portal, ready to have some R&R. The Pit Boss went through last, simply nodding at Bomber before he went through. The portal sealed itself behind them, fading away in the smoky air.
Back in the present time, Bomber found that he could not see the Mechari Engineer, and instead saw the large pile of wreckage where it once was. Just as planned.
Pasting the description of the weapon from before...
The Random Number Gun can be used every other turn. Pulling on the lever activates the slots, which end on their own. There are five symbols:
Fire: Hot flames roar out of the R.N.G. Two fires on the slots will do average damage with an average chance to Burn, damaging them each turn. Three fires on the slots will do higher damage with a 100% chance to Burn.
Thunder: Fierce bolts of lightning zap out of the R.N.G. Two thunders on the slots will do high damage. Three thunders on the slots will do extremely high damage with an average chance to Minicrit to do even more damage.
Ice: Chilling winds blow out of the R.N.G. Two ices on the slots will do low damage and Chill the enemy, making them act last in the EOTB. Three ices on the slots will do average damage and cause Frostburn, causing the enemy to act last in the EOTB and also take damage every turn.
Lucky Sevens (Level 1): Lucky Sevens are the rarest result on the R.N.G. Two sevens will do nothing. Only landing on all three sevens will work. At level 1, Lucky Sevens will deal high damage with a very good chance to critical hit. It will ignore evasion in the majority of all cases.
BAR: The worst result. Almost equally as rare as Lucky Sevens. This result will deal a bit of damage to the user and overload the R.N.G. for one turn. Like Lucky Sevens, only happens if you roll three.
Obviously, rolling differing symbols will cause the R.N.G. to do absolutely nothing. It can be used as a secondary action (meaning it doesn't use up a main attack), but only once per turn.
Bomber starts another new alchemy.
Cyclopean Eye && Gem of True Sight = Eye of True Sight (1/?)
I admit, I was surprised when that wasn't nerfed.
I examine the T-Shirt.
=Action=
Zineous> Well, this isn't good. My charge is out.
Sorodin> Oh. Well, at least you can RP now. Topazian has been trying to figure out how to explain my needlessly fleshed out backstory for ages now in a way that's not overused. *cough cough Flashbacks cough cough*
Zineous> Whatever works, I guess. I just wanted, you know, a bit more... boom. If I had kept my Static ability, there woulda been alot more frying and shocking. I guess it's Topaz's fault for not pointing that out though.
Sorodin> Yeah.
Topazian> Jeez , I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I suggest you sell your soul to tEMBO, Sorodin. Two people have done so already, and it seems like a pretty good idea.
Sorodin rolls his eyes.
Sorodin> Whatever.
Zineous> You don't mind if if I stay here, Not as an entity, more as a RP character, right?
Sorodin> I doubt Tazz will care. Feel free to stay.
ZINEOUS THUN'DERE HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY!
A little jingle plays, and Zineous vanishes to wherever RPG characters that aren't being used are held. Probably the inventory menu or something.
Topazian vanishes to wherever in the Six Realities he lives. Don't ask me, I'm just the random narrator character.
Sorodin starts off to the soul donation booth, but darts back with an idea.
He sets up nets all around the battlefeild and tries to get the Psy-Godmodder stuck in them. If he doesn't get stuck, he holds up a high-power magnet. Who knew the Psy-Godmooder had braces? If and when Sorodin catches the Psy-Godmodder, he walks over to the soul donation booth with not one, but two souls to give. Sorodin, apparently now a certified surgeon, operates on the Psy-Godmoder, putting in a blood distribution device to keep him alive even if he doesn't have a soul so Richard can still kill his body.
tEMBO> You have soul?
Sorodin> Even better, I have two.
tEMBO> GIVE SOULS.
Sorodin gives both his soul and the Psy-Godmodder's soul to tEMBO. If he didn't catch the Psy-Godmodder, he instead just gives his. Souls come flying out of Sorodin and the Psy-Godmodder if he was caught,Psy-Godmodder's pinkish-purple and ever shifting, while Sorodin's was a translucent watery gelatinous blob shaded with light blues. The souls fly into tEMBO, empowering him. Unknown to everyone, Sorodin's eyes flash a dark blue for a second, and a deep, echoing voice comes out of Sorodin's body quietly.
???> So... Sorodin has given up his soul. Risky move, but I won't take control of him just yet. I want to see what he will do.
Sorodin's eyes turn back into their natural light blue, and he collapses onto the floor, dead. As tEMBO savors the delicious souls, he comes across something... odd in Sorodin's soul. Memories clouded with a deep blue smoke, the smoke hissing and curling around the memories. tEMBO, intrigued, looks closer at the memory... ==Alchemies==
Logic Distortion Remote && (Watch && Ender Pearl) =
Space-Time Manipulator 9/11
Ring && Oblivion Energy = Brine 3/11
=Inventory=
Logic Distortion Remote (Powerless)
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64
Voidmetal Bottle
Pocket Dimension
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
Traho
Stevereen Figure
World in a Bottle
T-Shirt
(Only including things that I deem important to my ultimate alchemy chain thingy) ==Charges== The Nonexistent Celestial Guardian 37/50 The Balancer 23/50 If I increased this by two, let me know. I forget whether I increased it before the diolouge bit.
+2 Hezetor
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 1/?
I activate my Tome Of Self Sacrifice for all of my health. I activate a disjunction array to prevent the Chau Spellslinger from teleporting away as I charge. I tackle it to the ground, stab it with my Flailbldae, and then explode into gibs from the health loss.
(If player health is removed, how would my tome work?)
I hug the Temmie King tEMBO then i give my Player Soul to him to commit suicide myself.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 19/50 +1 from Ninjatwist Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 19/50 +1 from Ninjatwist
Sp00py Emperor Spoopinator's Action: N/A
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Spoopinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+2 Pokefan
Charge Bank: +1 from Talist
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
==Action==
Crystal decides to further restrain the Psy-Godmodder! Firstly, he surrounds him in a cage of nerfing energy, obviously not doing much but serving as a start. Next, he calls upon the Elemental Plane of Pasta from a little-known universe, summoning a thick field of spaghetti from the ground underneath Psy that latches on to him and entangles him with its noodles. He then casts Bind, Snare, and Entangle on Psy, using up a total of 6 nature runes. He puts a pulsating lens to his eye and casts a hateful glare at the Psy-Godmodder through it. The Psy-Godmodder suddenly feels weak and pathetic, and his struggles and dodges lose power.
==Entities==
TRAVELLER RETURNING
50/50 expended!
Crystal raises his hand, pulling out a thick bottle with - is that a face inside? A pale, strange, wispy figure looks out curiously - as well as perhaps fifty small boxes and a piece of paper on which a name is written in burning letters. He burns the paper and puts the soul on top as it’s burning, before firing a pulse of magic at the bottle. The bottle cracks open, but the soul itself cracks open too, releasing a shining shape of many limbs, crowned with law and masked with light. He quickly telekinetically opens all the boxes, and sunlight from within, as well as the ash of the burning name, streams into the shape. It ignites with white flame, and a glowing sphere, man-height, now floats around the battlefield. Salt, or a tiny aspect of it, has arrived - the zee-god of travelers, horizons, farewells, and wanderlust.
HP: Normal for a 50-post charge.
Passive: The Mark of the East: Salt’s travels and aspect instill in everyone around it a deep love of travel. Any distance towards or away from Yggdrasil gained while Salt is alive is multiplied by 2.
Actions:
Zee-Ztories: Salt whispers tales of its travels to a target, dealing medium damage and weakening their next attack by half from contemplating the tales.
Death by Water: Salt shares memories of the ships it sometimes saw, far below in its journeys, and the deaths of those ships. Deals low damage and completely paralyzes the targeted entity for one turn as they look over those memories of death by water.
Salt’s Song: Salt sings a burning song of its travels in the uttermost East. Deals moderate-high damage to an entity and weakens it, minicritting the next attack against it.
TRAVELLER RETURNING: 3-turn-charge. A shimmering, freezing image of Frostfound, the castle of ice, light, and memories where Salt gave up its name, is summoned. The targeted entity walks the halls, sapphire to amethyst to crimson to emerald to diamond to iridescence to deepest darkness, losing themselves all the while to the Name-Which-Burns and the identity of the Traveller Returning. Deals high-extreme damage to one entity and paralyzes them for three turns.
After reaching the level of the ground, I begin to concentrate my forces to attack Psy.
Let's use a little manipulation of space with my new Orb.
Now considering my powers is very easy to manipulate the nitrogen and oxygen in the air around Psy, absorbing the kinetic energy that air normally would have and using it to make a gas ideal, assuring that the diatomic particles move as dictated by the laws of ideal gases.
Now I create a psychic container around Psy and the air that I'm manipulating (the container is mobile so follows Psy around), doing so I provide an in-compressible container to hold those gases, now applying more heat on these particles I start to increase the temperature and consequently the pressure given the laws of ideal gases, now to provide this heat I destroy inter-molecular bonds of a few hundred pounds of rocks in the surrounding area and I convert this energy into heat to apply it to the psychic container and as we know given constant volume and increasing temperature the pressure increases exponentially.
Now that Psy is under pressure it should be harder for him to move. (the pressure should crack all of his bones)
In case he is so foolish to "breathe" all the concentrate air I'm manipulating all I need to do is to move it from the inside to the outside creating an hole of some dimension in his chest.
Ah just a note, have one of the themes of Rugname.
Rugname gains 25 of energy! That is instantly expended in:
3 Mini UFOs (16.35)
11 Big Eye (8.25)
Total remaining: 0.4/100
These units will take orders from Topazian, expect more units next turn.
+2 to Topazian
The Power 17/50 from Topazian
and the Glory 5/50
Power Glove || (Java Virtual Machine && an old magazine on cheats && list of Minecraft commands && command block) = The Power Glove (Level 9: 7/10)
Spear && Water Titan Essence = Titanwash Spear 5/11
Normal Essence of Temmie && Armor = Temmie Armor 7/11
+2 Ire
I take out a notepad and pen, and write down a quick note.
KILL LIST
>BABYSPHEE
>TOPAZIAN
>PRICEY
>IRE(TOO USEFUL)
>TAZZ
>STAR
I then close the notepad, and close my eyes, focusing. Suddenly, a block of obsidian appears from thin air near Psy. He predictably shrugs this off, but then another block appears, this time right in front of him. He quickly ducks under it, but looks up to find a sign in front of him.
WELCOME TO MY SPECIAL HELL.
I then snap my fingers, and a fortress of death and despair pops up all around Psy. While he's trying to get out of it, I collapse the fortress around him.
@Sidequest: I elect to take out the threat that'll be the largest right now soon! I say we attack ~, since if we focus on Urthank, then we'd have another army to deal with...
Level 003 - 000000003000/000000229000 - +3.5% attack modifier
Alchemies
Empty Interlocking Cubic Module && Quantum Solar Panel = Cubic Solar Panel Module (4/9)
Empty Interlocking Cubic Module && Eight MFSUs = Cubic Battery Module (4/9)
Charges
Project M08-➊ (28/50)
Project M07-The Phonetician (47/50) (+2 from Fseftr)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
I pull out SCP-4517-DTG and wave it around, focusing on the Golem. Shizuki magics up a microphone and an amplifier. It's all yours, Shizuki!
DEEP SEAROFL CITY UNDERGROUNDSoul of the captain 33/50(+2 from proof of concept)(have no link whatsoever to the captain)
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when his current one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
I quickly patch up a die of the color red with all the lost blood and I think I can make a green die too probably since there is a lot of different bloods(I make Two level 0 alchemies which are dies)
my items:
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
I help proof of concept(twice)
in the side-quest I summon skeletons while dealing myself damage in order to start fighting the boss who killed proof.
In dtg 0 I try to use the Warp Zone on the cells to try to turn them in giants making them have an harder time to dodge.
I temporarily turn the Face Exploder^3 into a lead trident infused with crunk, then stab Phantom Walker.
I then stab myself, adding a soul to Temmie's soulcharge.
Before I die, I tell Richard about this:
Train && Ircucvci && Broken Update Terminal = Mr. Bones' Wild Ride (Level 1,000,000: 1/1,000,001)
//Charges//
Git Gud (Crunk Meter): 6/50
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Alchemies//
Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && The Big Chill & Andruil, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10) (6/11)
Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Falso Aere (Level 10) (6/11)
40/40 COMPLETE! Using next post...
22/30
Excavator's Incendiary Autobow (Level 6: 7/7) COMPLETE!
Since I'll be filling my entity destruction quota in a moment, I grab Richard and peel 2,000,000 onions, all in the space of 1 second, directly below his eyes. Crying on the battlefield is embarrassing!
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The drones, having regained 20% charge, immediately turn around, fly over to the PZ Brain of Cthulhu, and unleash Supermagnet on the Creepers. Back to 0% charge, but all of these things should be dead.
Anyhow, I file a number of prerequisite forms for an auspicious-seeming purpose, just sort of igniting them with a match afterward. I watch them crumble into arcane ash firsthand. As the embers die out into mere sparks of former glory, I glance over to the opposition. Yes, you've just dealt with the trolls. I don't particularly think that is reason to let up on you, really. It is quite illogical, in my opinion. Regardless, I reveal a portion of what I burned. One lawsuit directed at a 'UserZero', along with numerous assault charges.
Suddenly, Uzi and I appear in a brightly-lit court chamber likely dimensions away from the server. Upon the seat of the judge sits our Chief Justice for the night. I bow in respect to the venerated Meowcat Supreme.
meow
A powerful paw strikes against the table, drawing everyone to rapt attention, though I seriously doubt anyone knows what is going on. Uzi suddenly realizes that her godmodding powers mean nothing here in the realm of Chief Justice Meowcat Supreme, who doesn't care about plot. I calmly stand and list a number of offenses toward our resident Godmodder, accompanied by a number of visions of these events unfolding appearing on a screen. The numerous CAT JURY MEMBERS nod in accordance with these, writing things down. It's certainly advantageous that I am currently a lawyerviscerator, of course. I would say prosecution, but we all know that in the courts of Meowcat Supreme, there is no defense, and that the word defense itself is offensive. When it comes time to make the decision, the jury ends up ruling in Uzi's favor, for whatever reason. I slap a hand to my forehead in frustration, before making a proposition to the Chief Justice offhandedly.
meow meow
What? No.
meow meow, meow meow
Dammit. You know what I mean.
MEOW meow.
Oh. I see. Shall it be done, then?
(=^・ェ・^=)
That's not a valid answer.
┏(=^..^=)┛
Fine. I sigh, drawing out the ultimate decider of the case. A quarter. That's right. This is how court battles are really decided. Thanks, democracy. I flip the metallic circle once, calling heads as it spins. Heads. Best out of three is declared in frustration. I call heads. It's heads. Best out of thirty. I call heads every time. It's heads every time. Meowcat Supreme immediately sends Uzi to Prison Land. I head back to the server. Every side of that coin, including the edge, was heads.
A day later, I am reading the Daily Meowcat, the dimension's number one cat-in-court-based newspaper. Yeah, just kidding. Nobody reads newspapers anymore. I'm reading it online. The headline is "NEWEST PRISONER AT PRISON LAND ESCAPED", predictably. I look up, seeing Uzi. Alas. However, the plus is that she got shivved by a fellow inmate on her way out. Woo. The shanking weapon was a rusty nail.
Uzi now has tetanus.
Cognitio Ethereal Essence && Spider Silk && Knitting Needles = Arachne's Webspinners (7/10)
Eyepatch || Evocation Lens && Crystalline Auram Essentia = Conjurer's Artifice (3/8)
(+2 to Bomber)
Research Salvaging 43/50 (+2 from Crystal and Bomber, +3 from Tazz) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Imperator 18/50 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
The Leviathan isn't explicitly made of water, but it is based on water, so I guess the attack could be super effective.
Also, it would have been nice if I could have attacked something else! Hellvet's omnicidal rampages are drawing to a close! Not that I'm complaining, it's perfectly reasonable to make my attack null since the target is dead!
HELLVET: Hey, the GM disapproved of my famous W+M1 tactic!
VERDAN: It's only good against noobs who don't know how or when to flee/backpedal! Against anyone who's good, you're toast!
HELLVET: Anyways, what are you trying to do to my 5-post charge? Using this, I'm going to pump out more damage!
VERDAN: The team needs it more! Plus, I made a promise to one of my teammates that I was going to help out their summon!
HELLVET: Oh, no you don't! I want to kill things!
Guitar Solo: 19/40
Slaying Buff: 4/5
I +2 Pricey...!
Plain Axe [Lvl.2]: 3/3 Complete!
I'm going to have to hold up the support for a little while longer!
I proptly hack into Mechari Engineer with the Plain Axe ensuring that I get damage off, and most likely tiring out Hellvet enough so that I gain the majority of control!
Damage: 38.2K --> 40K/40K (FULFILLED!) [========================================]
HELLVET: Oh, wow! How am I getting tired of killing already?!
VERDAN: Because you've done enough killing! It's time for me to take the stage again!
HELLVET: You let me deal out more damage so I'd get tired and you'd take control?!
VERDAN: How'd you of all people figure that out?
HELLVET: We're a split personality, genius! Although I admit, you're better at tactics than I am...
Anyways, guys, prepare for some support I'll be doing! I'll see if I can be credit enough to you guys, especially since I'm in control!
If you're reading this on Thanksgiving, happy Thanksgiving! If you're reading it afterwards, I hope you had a good Thanksgiving!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Top Hat && Ribbon With a Fake Cherry = D-Force Kidd's Top Hat 1/???
Darkimin II Blood Testing "Butterfly" (Yes, they call that thing a "butterfly" where I go for blood tests.) = Bloodform 5/9
+2 to Battlefury
Sukard 35/50 (+1 from Pricey)
Matt 11/15 (+1 from Pricey)
I watch a video of a person playing the Genocide Route of Undertale, fighting Sans.
I have an idea where you got your super speed, Psy Godmodder.
I use my SPECIAL ATTACK!
Psy is trapped into a box until he quits.
HAve a little taste of what is like to rage quit.
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
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I give tEMBO my soul, but first I beat the Golem over the head with a turkey leg.
Quote: 40/50
And again...: 28/50
It's High Noon
-YOU ARE DEAD-
I un-deadify myself.
Collection:
(14 / 50) comic. (+4 total, Insert. Battlefury)
(21/ 50) Eight-Legged Dance (+3, Tazz)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Echeladder 19/50, free x3
31/45 Badge 7 cobalt x2, uzi x3, free x3
+2 cobalt
Badges: 6/8
Stun Gun AND Scranton Reality Anchor 5/10 Keeping it Real
Ice Bag || Concentrated Reality Magics = Gelum Dei 1/?
Desc:
An ice bag emblazoned with a shining alpha. Shudders with the essence of reality. Upon use, the frozen water within immediately melts, releasing its incredibly potent liquid reality magics into the waiting hands of the user, binding with their soul. This immediately causes ascent to the position of Alpha Godmodder.
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Binary Slime: Disable Creed
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Why do the lasgun troopers have 21k health each? Should it not be 3k.
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Mercury takes out the HM Stick, and uses it to teach himself every HM, giving him a significant mobility boost for this attack gameplay-wise, and forever lore-wise. Let's just ignore the fact he can teleport so most of these are in reality largely worthless. He then runs up to Creed, recognizing him for the ticking time bomb he is. First, Mercury sings a nature song spell thing, which turns Creed into a tree. Mercury then cuts him down with the HM move cut. Then, Mercury uses fly on Creed, which is super effective since he is currently a grass type due to being a tree. Then, Mercury uses cut again, completely destroying the tree. But plot twist, Creed was actually the dirt in the pot carrying the tree the whole time!
Mercury scowls, and uses surf on creed, dealing super effective damage because he is now a ground type. He then uses the strength HM move to throw the plot very far, all the way into another universe, to a town called Niagra. It falls down Niagra Falls, but before it reaches the bottom, Mercury uses the HM move waterfall on it, forcing the pot-Creed back up the waterfall with massive force. But plot twist! It turns out creed was only actually one of the small pebbles in the dirt is the previously planted pot. Mercury sighs at the bad plot twists, and uses Rock Smash on the pebble, smashing it to little pieces, which all fall to the bottom of the Niagara river. He then uses dive, finding the little pieces and crashing into them, which someone damages them more.
comic. 13/50
Imperator 25/50
Spear && Water Titan Essence = Titanwash Spear 4/11
Normal Essence of Temmie && Armor = Temmie Armor 6/11
+2 Ire
I consult occult forces for a brief moment, then get to work building a grand tower. It appears to be 8 floors tall, with incredibly deadly traps on each floor. The floors go as follows:
FIRST FLOOR: The Maze
Contains an evershifting labyrinth of madness, complete with excessive amounts of enemies to whittle them down.
SECOND FLOOR: Water Room
Will probably drown you. Depends on if you can drown.
THIRD FLOOR: Fire Room
... screw it I'm just gonna list the rest of the floors without statement.
FOURTH FLOOR: Blizzard Room
FIFTH FLOOR: Electricity Room
SIXTH FLOOR: Neecle Room
Wait, wait, wait. "Neecle Room"?
Well, yeah. That's what it says in the anime.
That's stupid. Fix it.
No.
Bah, fine.
SEVENTH FLOOR: Vacuum Room
...
Not that kind of vacuum. Think "explosive decompression".
EIGHTH FLOOR: Gravity Room
The Mechari Engineer isn't particularly impressed with this tower, and destroys it all in one shot. However, the basement is completely intact. Why do you *think* I put so little effort into those floors? The engineer examines the Basement Door, and is promptly assaulted by heavy amounts of Red Sun energies. Then the hinges of the door, which appear to made of salted walnuts, suddenly fly off the door, smashing the Mechari Engineer.
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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1/7 souls obtained! if tEMBO gets 6 more, he will become a god!
hOI, im nau, d alpa tem!!!!!!!!1!11
IMPERATOR: 21/50 ==================================================
The Bodyguard: 13/50 ================================================== (+2 from Erelye)
+2 to Erelye
Bomber
shamelessly copy and pastes his previous attack since Tazz said he couldbriefly opens a portal to the Immaterium and hops in. The environment would normally be deadly to anyone else without protection, but Bomber would be perfectly fine. Most people would find themselves vaporized, or aged rapidly, or torn to shreds by daemons. The only thing that DID happen to him was that, when he emerged, he wound up a few moments in the past. Warp travel could be funny that way. What feels like a second could be a whole year, and what feels like an hour could only be a minute. Bomber had planned for this, and it went exactly as he had hoped. He concealed himself with a hood and watched the construction of the cannon from afar.In the perspective of the past...
One more hour later, the cannon was almost complete. They were raising the barrel up into place with a crane. With the barrel finally affixed to the body, the cannon was complete. It was quite impressive, probably being one of the largest cannons most people here have seen. Not (Past) Bomber, though. Not by a mile. Bomber had redirected the crowd of Devilites to a far away location that was still within view of the cannon and the battlefield. They laid low in a trench they had dug out about 30 minutes prior, peering over the edge with uncertainty. They passed hard hats around to each other, each Devilite a little bit afraid. He sat at the control panel with a hardhat of his own, a determined look on his face. "This has to work." Bomber punched in a few keys. He then pushed the lever labeled "POWER" to full. The barrel was at a 90 degree angle, perpendicular to the ground, and pointed away from The Chief. What Bomber hoped to accomplish with this was unclear.
He put a key into a keyhole, unlocking the Plexiglas box covering the big red button that would, well, fire the cannon. Pressing the switch would give Bomber about 15 seconds to get to safety before the thing fired. Normally he could stay at the control panel and would be with a whole crew dedicated to maintaining and firing the cannon, but this was a special case. Bomber paused for a moment, mentally preparing himself. The moment he pressed the button, he began running for his life. Bomber sprinted down the hill, nearly tripping over himself. He held the hardhat on his head so it didn't fall off. Bomber counted seven seconds. The trench was just ahead. At this point he was most likely safe, but had to be sure. Ten seconds. Bomber jumped over the edge of the trench and turned around, ready to watch. He plugged his ears (even though he had none), ready for an extremely loud noise.
The Bomber from the present saw an opportunity when his past self ran away. Hurriedly running over to the control panel, he made a slight adjustment in the way the cannon was facing. Before, it would have hit nothing considering The Chief surprisingly left the battlefield. With the new trajectory, it would be hitting the Mechari Engineer. He only had a few moments before the cannon would tear itself from its foundations and become a giant projectile that would crush the Mechari Engineer into dust. Not wanting to stick around for the fireworks, Bomber opened another Warp portal and returned to the present.
In the perspective of the past once more...
Twelve. Thirteen. Fourteen. Fift-
There was a deafening explosion as the massive cannon launched its projectile - in the other direction. What did happen was unexpected to everyone except Bomber and the Pit Boss. The immense recoil from the cannon wasn't suppressed in any way, shape, or form. And it was designed this way on purpose. The recoil ripped the cannon from the hill and propelled it straight at the... Mechari Engineer? What? It soared over the battlefield, its metal structure letting out a horrible groaning noise. The cannon fell upon the Mechari Engineer, crushing it under its weight. The cannon launched metal beams and plates across the field, the impact wrecking it.
The Devilites blinked their beady little eyes. They weren't exactly sure if what happened was intentional or not, but it was cool. They broke into a cheer, giving each other high-fives and celebratory embraces. Bomber, quite confused at first, cracked a big, cheesy grin, and the Pit Boss simply scribbled something on his clipboard and adjusted his glasses. Bomber climbed out of the trench, a little shakily at first. He turned to all the Devilites in the trench and congratulated them for their hard effort. In a good mood, he decided to give them a two day paid vacation, which only set their celebration into overdrive. Bomber conjured a maroon portal to Hellco. for them all to exit through. The Devilites ran through the portal, ready to have some R&R. The Pit Boss went through last, simply nodding at Bomber before he went through. The portal sealed itself behind them, fading away in the smoky air.
Back in the present time, Bomber found that he could not see the Mechari Engineer, and instead saw the large pile of wreckage where it once was. Just as planned.
Slot Machine Gun && RNG Device = R.N.G. (Level 8: 9/9)
Alchemy Complete!
Pasting the description of the weapon from before...
The Random Number Gun can be used every other turn. Pulling on the lever activates the slots, which end on their own. There are five symbols:
Fire: Hot flames roar out of the R.N.G. Two fires on the slots will do average damage with an average chance to Burn, damaging them each turn. Three fires on the slots will do higher damage with a 100% chance to Burn.
Thunder: Fierce bolts of lightning zap out of the R.N.G. Two thunders on the slots will do high damage. Three thunders on the slots will do extremely high damage with an average chance to Minicrit to do even more damage.
Ice: Chilling winds blow out of the R.N.G. Two ices on the slots will do low damage and Chill the enemy, making them act last in the EOTB. Three ices on the slots will do average damage and cause Frostburn, causing the enemy to act last in the EOTB and also take damage every turn.
Lucky Sevens (Level 1): Lucky Sevens are the rarest result on the R.N.G. Two sevens will do nothing. Only landing on all three sevens will work. At level 1, Lucky Sevens will deal high damage with a very good chance to critical hit. It will ignore evasion in the majority of all cases.
BAR: The worst result. Almost equally as rare as Lucky Sevens. This result will deal a bit of damage to the user and overload the R.N.G. for one turn. Like Lucky Sevens, only happens if you roll three.
Obviously, rolling differing symbols will cause the R.N.G. to do absolutely nothing. It can be used as a secondary action (meaning it doesn't use up a main attack), but only once per turn.
Bomber starts another new alchemy.
Cyclopean Eye && Gem of True Sight = Eye of True Sight (1/?)
Circlet && Mantle of Intelligence = Null Talisman (Level 5: 2/6)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
I admit, I was surprised when that wasn't nerfed.
I examine the T-Shirt.
=Action=
Zineous> Well, this isn't good. My charge is out.
Sorodin> Oh. Well, at least you can RP now. Topazian has been trying to figure out how to explain my needlessly fleshed out backstory for ages now in a way that's not overused. *cough cough Flashbacks cough cough*
Zineous> Whatever works, I guess. I just wanted, you know, a bit more... boom. If I had kept my Static ability, there woulda been alot more frying and shocking. I guess it's Topaz's fault for not pointing that out though.
Sorodin> Yeah.
Topazian> Jeez , I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I suggest you sell your soul to tEMBO, Sorodin. Two people have done so already, and it seems like a pretty good idea.
Sorodin rolls his eyes.
Sorodin> Whatever.
Zineous> You don't mind if if I stay here, Not as an entity, more as a RP character, right?
Sorodin> I doubt Tazz will care. Feel free to stay.
ZINEOUS THUN'DERE HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY!
A little jingle plays, and Zineous vanishes to wherever RPG characters that aren't being used are held. Probably the inventory menu or something.
Topazian vanishes to wherever in the Six Realities he lives. Don't ask me, I'm just the random narrator character.
Sorodin starts off to the soul donation booth, but darts back with an idea.
He sets up nets all around the battlefeild and tries to get the Psy-Godmodder stuck in them. If he doesn't get stuck, he holds up a high-power magnet. Who knew the Psy-Godmooder had braces? If and when Sorodin catches the Psy-Godmodder, he walks over to the soul donation booth with not one, but two souls to give. Sorodin, apparently now a certified surgeon, operates on the Psy-Godmoder, putting in a blood distribution device to keep him alive even if he doesn't have a soul so Richard can still kill his body.
tEMBO> You have soul?
Sorodin> Even better, I have two.
tEMBO> GIVE SOULS.
Sorodin gives both his soul and the Psy-Godmodder's soul to tEMBO. If he didn't catch the Psy-Godmodder, he instead just gives his. Souls come flying out of Sorodin and the Psy-Godmodder if he was caught,Psy-Godmodder's pinkish-purple and ever shifting, while Sorodin's was a translucent watery gelatinous blob shaded with light blues. The souls fly into tEMBO, empowering him. Unknown to everyone, Sorodin's eyes flash a dark blue for a second, and a deep, echoing voice comes out of Sorodin's body quietly.
???> So... Sorodin has given up his soul. Risky move, but I won't take control of him just yet. I want to see what he will do.
Sorodin's eyes turn back into their natural light blue, and he collapses onto the floor, dead. As tEMBO savors the delicious souls, he comes across something... odd in Sorodin's soul. Memories clouded with a deep blue smoke, the smoke hissing and curling around the memories. tEMBO, intrigued, looks closer at the memory...
==Alchemies==
Logic Distortion Remote && (Watch && Ender Pearl) =
Space-Time Manipulator 9/11
Ring && Oblivion Energy = Brine 3/11
=Inventory=
Logic Distortion Remote (Powerless)
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64
Voidmetal Bottle
Pocket Dimension
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
Traho
Stevereen Figure
World in a Bottle
T-Shirt
(Only including things that I deem important to my ultimate alchemy chain thingy)
==Charges==
The NonexistentCelestial Guardian 37/50The Balancer 23/50 If I increased this by two, let me know. I forget whether I increased it before the diolouge bit.
+2 Hezetor
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Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
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22/50 22/50
Disco Ball && Grenades = Dance Grenades 3/4
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 1/?
I activate my Tome Of Self Sacrifice for all of my health. I activate a disjunction array to prevent the Chau Spellslinger from teleporting away as I charge. I tackle it to the ground, stab it with my Flailbldae, and then explode into gibs from the health loss.
(If player health is removed, how would my tome work?)
TURN 2ND
I hug the Temmie King tEMBO then i give my Player Soul to him to commit suicide myself.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 19/50 +1 from Ninjatwist
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 19/50 +1 from Ninjatwist
Sp00py Emperor Spoopinator's Action: N/A
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Spoopinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time
Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+2 Pokefan
Charge Bank: +1 from Talist
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
==Turn 1==
Salt 50/50 COMPLETE
Imperator 25/50 (+3 from Tazz)
Ante Up 6/50 (+3 from Tazz, +2 from Richard)
+2 to Erelye.
Flowmetal && Wand = Flowmetal Wand 5/11
Ebbmetal && Sword = Ebbmetal Sword 5/11
==Action==
Crystal decides to further restrain the Psy-Godmodder! Firstly, he surrounds him in a cage of nerfing energy, obviously not doing much but serving as a start. Next, he calls upon the Elemental Plane of Pasta from a little-known universe, summoning a thick field of spaghetti from the ground underneath Psy that latches on to him and entangles him with its noodles. He then casts Bind, Snare, and Entangle on Psy, using up a total of 6 nature runes. He puts a pulsating lens to his eye and casts a hateful glare at the Psy-Godmodder through it. The Psy-Godmodder suddenly feels weak and pathetic, and his struggles and dodges lose power.
==Entities==
TRAVELLER RETURNING
50/50 expended!
Crystal raises his hand, pulling out a thick bottle with - is that a face inside? A pale, strange, wispy figure looks out curiously - as well as perhaps fifty small boxes and a piece of paper on which a name is written in burning letters. He burns the paper and puts the soul on top as it’s burning, before firing a pulse of magic at the bottle. The bottle cracks open, but the soul itself cracks open too, releasing a shining shape of many limbs, crowned with law and masked with light. He quickly telekinetically opens all the boxes, and sunlight from within, as well as the ash of the burning name, streams into the shape. It ignites with white flame, and a glowing sphere, man-height, now floats around the battlefield. Salt, or a tiny aspect of it, has arrived - the zee-god of travelers, horizons, farewells, and wanderlust.
HP: Normal for a 50-post charge.
Passive: The Mark of the East: Salt’s travels and aspect instill in everyone around it a deep love of travel. Any distance towards or away from Yggdrasil gained while Salt is alive is multiplied by 2.
Actions:
Zee-Ztories: Salt whispers tales of its travels to a target, dealing medium damage and weakening their next attack by half from contemplating the tales.
Death by Water: Salt shares memories of the ships it sometimes saw, far below in its journeys, and the deaths of those ships. Deals low damage and completely paralyzes the targeted entity for one turn as they look over those memories of death by water.
Salt’s Song: Salt sings a burning song of its travels in the uttermost East. Deals moderate-high damage to an entity and weakens it, minicritting the next attack against it.
TRAVELLER RETURNING: 3-turn-charge. A shimmering, freezing image of Frostfound, the castle of ice, light, and memories where Salt gave up its name, is summoned. The targeted entity walks the halls, sapphire to amethyst to crimson to emerald to diamond to iridescence to deepest darkness, losing themselves all the while to the Name-Which-Burns and the identity of the Traveller Returning. Deals high-extreme damage to one entity and paralyzes them for three turns.
Salt will use Zee-Ztories on the Binary Slime.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Why my attack against Psy was ignored?
In doubt I'll re use it.
After reaching the level of the ground, I begin to concentrate my forces to attack Psy.
Let's use a little manipulation of space with my new Orb.
Now considering my powers is very easy to manipulate the nitrogen and oxygen in the air around Psy, absorbing the kinetic energy that air normally would have and using it to make a gas ideal, assuring that the diatomic particles move as dictated by the laws of ideal gases.
Now I create a psychic container around Psy and the air that I'm manipulating (the container is mobile so follows Psy around), doing so I provide an in-compressible container to hold those gases, now applying more heat on these particles I start to increase the temperature and consequently the pressure given the laws of ideal gases, now to provide this heat I destroy inter-molecular bonds of a few hundred pounds of rocks in the surrounding area and I convert this energy into heat to apply it to the psychic container and as we know given constant volume and increasing temperature the pressure increases exponentially.
Now that Psy is under pressure it should be harder for him to move. (the pressure should crack all of his bones)
In case he is so foolish to "breathe" all the concentrate air I'm manipulating all I need to do is to move it from the inside to the outside creating an hole of some dimension in his chest.
Ah just a note, have one of the themes of Rugname.
Rugname gains 25 of energy! That is instantly expended in:
3 Mini UFOs (16.35)
11 Big Eye (8.25)
Total remaining: 0.4/100
These units will take orders from Topazian, expect more units next turn.
+2 to Topazian
The Power 17/50 from Topazian
and the Glory 5/50
Power Glove || (Java Virtual Machine && an old magazine on cheats && list of Minecraft commands && command block) = The Power Glove (Level 9: 7/10)
Module && Alchemiter = Punch Card Shunt (Level 5 5/6)
I would like to preview:
Infinity sided die && finite improbability engine && Improbability Calculator && a math book on complex algebra = ?
Preview and describe:
Piece of paper with written over the algorithm for the Library of babel && computer =
Infinity sided die && quantum computer =?
then:
paper with written over "this statement is false" && quantum computer =?
Infinity sided die && Hypercube = ?
Please define majjyks in this universe.
comic. 14/50
Imperator 26/50
Spear && Water Titan Essence = Titanwash Spear 5/11
Normal Essence of Temmie && Armor = Temmie Armor 7/11
+2 Ire
I take out a notepad and pen, and write down a quick note.
KILL LIST
>BABYSPHEE
>TOPAZIAN
>PRICEY
>
IRE(TOO USEFUL)>TAZZ
>STAR
I then close the notepad, and close my eyes, focusing. Suddenly, a block of obsidian appears from thin air near Psy. He predictably shrugs this off, but then another block appears, this time right in front of him. He quickly ducks under it, but looks up to find a sign in front of him.
WELCOME TO MY SPECIAL HELL.
I then snap my fingers, and a fortress of death and despair pops up all around Psy. While he's trying to get out of it, I collapse the fortress around him.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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@Sidequest: I elect to take out the threat that'll be the largest right now soon! I say we attack ~, since if we focus on Urthank, then we'd have another army to deal with...
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...