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(+8 from jondanger and MZ, +5 from Pricey, +3 from Irecreeper, +2 from Tazz GETTING USED RIGHT NOW) That's a +26!
The Keeper: ======================================== 14/40
The Symphony: ================================================== 14/50
I +2 generic. My Alien Drone copies the action of Erelye's.
Uncle Grandpa decides to make an attack composed entirely of words from posts in DTG2! He's going to take one phrase from each post in DTG2, starting with the OP, and string them together in an attack! He goes into the Wayback Machine and begins...
"I will be" "the godmodder". "I hack the server so that" "I build" "the void". "This gunna be" "an enormous railgun" "with rainbows"! "Good luck out there, buddy." "The godmodder INSTA-KILLS" "a low-orbital ion cannon". "I help" "the missiles stop" "with a medium-sized weapon", "trying to make it spin and then break". "Anyway I eat" "existence" "because this is the godmodder's server we're talking about here." "In some way" "THE ATTACK FAILS" "in some way". "Oh ok." "Do you find that funny?" "I troll" "by tormenting you and killing you". "Join" "Pikachu" "for hacking" "someone" "and his server". "I'm guessing you know" "this will hopefully" "summon" "the godmodder's head" "with" "an un-godmoddable attack". "I take" "some weapons". "Obsidian"? "Excalibur"? "Pageclaim Beam"??? "Not needed now." "A laser blast" "has 10 times the godmodder's power", "amirite?" "Smash the" "player to" "many blocks away"! "Repeat my last move." "I do have a plan in mind for" "this so-called 'god-admin'". "I" "uses an unhackable command" "to mention" "masterchief, colé, gordan freeman, herobrine, notch, doomguy, luke sky walker,hansolo,chewbaca and darth vader"!
Everything that just happened in text happens in real life. Uncle Grandpa temporarily becomes the Godmodder in his most powerful form in DTG2, hacking into UserZero's server with the power that he's been given by Alpha and the Red Dragon. He then turns the entire server into the Void, and its in wake, summons an enormous railgun that fires rainbows! Uncle Grandpa uses the railgun to blow up a low-orbital ion cannon, whose projectile missiles fall down onto everyone in the Void! Using a medium-sized weapon, Uncle Grandpa stops the missiles by breaking them, causing to explode all over the attack's target - the Psy-Godmodder!
Uncle Grandpa then eats all of existence, because this is UserZero's server and anything can happen. The Psy-Godmodder is erased from existence - along with everything else - but because Uncle Grandpa grows bored, he undoes the previous attack, barfing up reality into a fine goo and causing all of the Psy-Godmodder's molecules to become scrambled up. Uncle Grandpa asks the Psy-Godmodder if he found that funny, and proceeds to troll the Psy-Godmodder by viciously tormenting him and killing him. The Psy-Godmodder lands in Hell near a wayward Pikachu, who got there for hacking someone and his server. Despicable, huh?
Uncle Grandpa then reveals the true purpose of the attack - to summon a massive replica of the Godmodder's head, that will attack the Psy-Godmodder with an un-godmoddable attack! First, he'll need some weapons. He won't need Obsidian, Excalibur, or a lame old Pageclaim Beam. No, what he needs is a laser blast that has ten times the Godmodder's power! Uncle Grandpa uses said laser blast against the Psy-Godmodder, incinerating him and sending him many blocks away! Then he does it again! Uncle Grandpa then does the next part of his plan - he uses an unhackable command to summon Master Chief, Cole, Gordan Freeman, Herobrine, Notch, Doomguy, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Chewbacca, and Darth Vader!
Normally all of these guys would be noped onto the enemy's side - but because Uncle Grandpa is temporarily the Godmodder, anything can go! Specifically, these entities are all alternate timeline versions of said characters so they don't interfere with the alpha timelines, and they're superpowered by the Red Dragon! I know that doesn't necessarily go well with Notch's character, so let's just say they're all from bad timelines. These scarlet clones all gang up on the Psy-Godmodder, severely beating him and then restraining him with chains forged from pure chaos - that way, if this attack didn't do the trick, then he'll be restrained for a while so further attacks will have a greater chance to hit!
Satisfied, Uncle Grandpa stops being the Godmodder. The entities disappear, but the chains don't.
The Scribe reappears. "I return after a long absence. Now let's see, where was I..." He flips through the Journal, finding something - two pages titled "Desert Temples." The pages are decorated with photographs and diagrams of the interior and exteriors of Desert Temples, among other things. Various stains cover the pages. Oftentimes found half-buried in scorching sand, Desert Temples are seemingly another sign of a civilization gone awry. Perhaps they were built by those who constructed the underground mineshafts? Testificates have certainly produced some of these temples to mimic the designs of the ancient ones, whatever the case. Their uses vary, with some being used as standard storage units, others as places of religious worship, others as hidden locations to hide treasures, and others still as places to store the deceased. The design and carvings inside are intricate and exquisite, and each one hides hidden treasures below the surface, but watch out - traps of explosions ranging from rudimentary in design to fiendishly complex can be found below. Watch your step.
The next page has images of various things below the temple's surface, such as items, chests, and what appear to be coffins. There are diagrams of ancient inscriptions, spells, and what appear to be bodies floating out of the temples. The deepest secrets of the Desert Temples are known only to those who know where to look. Only a few of the biggest and most powerful Temples contain Crux Ansata - crystalline shards of great power. When enough are collected and the proper incantations are recited, the Shards will activate and give the user the ability to manipulate the desert sands, sandstone, and the contents of the Desert Temples. There's powerful magic at work here... Perhaps the ultimate purpose of the Desert Temples were to serve as conduits to reshape the entire world? But what would be so important about deserts to warrant this? NEGO KPF KUIIW VYMZ VLAR, TNFBUMQO BMV KPF WNQRK. UYQGXLVT VGJMSX KIYDU, DISOLVT LJV ABRGNNDN. BJWNMM DVBAGSNJ. BII WQZWYYMFP. <== !!!
The Scribe shuts his book longingly. "I never thought I'd have to gather these again..."
The Scribe looks at a computer-shaped apparatus on his wrist. He inputs a long string of numbers into it, somewhat resembling the seed of a Minecraft world. He punches the apparatus and disappears in a wisp of light. Far away, in a completely other world, the Scribe blinks into existence. He winces. "I should really stop making machines that require vigorous and painful actions to use properly. Ugh. Anyway, assuming the margin for error was nonexistent, I should be right on top of it."
Looking around, the Scribe surveys the landscape - it's a large and majestic desert. The sun scorches from above, and a dry wind blows through the air, atop the sand dunes and the swaying cacti. The Scribe plucks a dead bush from the ground, and it crumbles to dust. "Yep. This is some desert alright. The shards should be here after I gathered them the last time..." The Scribe takes out a large staff and thrusts it outward. A powerful gust of wind shoots through the air, careening towards a nearby sand mountain and blowing it apart. Sand particles spray every which way, and the Scribe covers himself with a cape, blocking the stuff from hitting him. He dusts himself off and walks foward.
Coming to a stop in front of his destination, the Scribe marvels at a buried desert temple, and a large one at that. It's an exquisite pyramid, with the entrance and two columns on either side of it towering above the Scribe. Walking in, the Scribe examines the large interior of the temple - adorned with blue flames and covered with rectangular stone chambers, it appears to be very dusty and in a state of disrepair. The containers are all inscribed with names and dates.
There is a pressure plate in the middle of the room, and when the Scribe steps on it, the middle of the room spins downwards like a corkscrew, revealing twelve hidden containers that pop out of the hole left in the ground. The Scribe hops down and takes all of the containers one by one. Each contains a red crystalline shard of varying size and shape. They all hum together with varying intensity as the Scribe pockets every last one. "The Twelve Shards of Crux Ansata. Collect them all and you'll gain the power of the theorized Sandfallers - the gods of the desert. Pagan deities created by the Desert Villagers. Although most shun their existence, they aren't entirely based in falsehood..."
The Scribe takes one last look at the ceiling of the Desert Temple. Its carvings seem to depict various events - the twisted creation story of whatever civilization built the structure. The Scribe can see a boiling abyss and a white light with many symbols - perhaps an entire language - scattered throughout it. Next to that are beings of pure darkness, and a war that lasted an eon. There's a pit with a massive lock, a scratched cube, and a flourishing world. A world that was soon engulfed by chaos as beasts rose up from the caves, faulty creations of the gods. There were three sets of gods - the people of darkness, the Sandfallers, and the Nightmares.
The people of darkness were thought to be an analogue to the Endermen, and the Sandfallers were praised as those who watched over the desert and other such harsh climates. The Nightmares were relatively recent compared to the other two - their very existence and origin in the Desert mythology is shrouded in mystery. The only things known are that they suddenly appeared from the rifts and cracks the people of the world discovered and created, and their reign was absolute - it took concentrated effort to drive them away. Historians and scientists have no way of knowing if this event is true or where it fits with the widely accepted creation myths, but with the beings of power lurking below Minecraftia's surface, a possible event such as the Nightmares' reign wouldn't have been out of the question.
All of these mysteries without answers swirl through the Scribe's head as he teleports back to UserZero's server, sealing the entrance to the Desert Temple behind him.
Back on the server, the Scribe marches up to the Chief, who looks at him quizzically. Since the Scribe has been idle for quite some time, the Chief doesn't exactly know what to expect. The Scribe quickly pulls out the twelve containers from his coat, casting them onto the ground without a care in the world. The flimsy containers shatter as each of the Shards fall to the ground, creating a pulsing beat that seeps through every crack and seam in the world, causing the entire planet to tilt and fall off balance.
Grinning, the Scribe clenches his fist as the Shards waver upwards, snapping together to form a single crystalline ankh - the Crux Ansata. A golden chain forms around the symbol as it falls onto the Scribe's neck like a necklace. The Scribe spreads his hands out as the earth rumbles. All around the Battlefield, massive shapes rise through the sky, forming towers and castles and massive lettering that falls to the earth, pools on the ground, and rises back to the sky. The Chief looks up in awe as the Scribe composes the following sentence in sand:
WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
The Scribe cackles as he thrusts his arms outward, every single sand block and every single piece of desert in the server rushing towards the Chief at once, forming a massive tendril of pure fluid geometry. The Chief, unable to dodge a projectile hundreds of blocks wide, is impaled by the impact. The Scribe rides up to him on a pillar of sand, chuckling. "Isn't this little thing the greatest? I can shape the sands of time to my will. Twleve crystals, composing a singular artifact of undeniable majesty... No doubt this is where the forgotten legends of yore originated. Those who gathered these crystals could have been seen as gods! ...And treated as such."
The Scribe waves his arm and the sand disperses, the Chief falling to the ground. The sands rise into the air like waves of solid matter, and the Scribe snaps his fingers as more shapes hurtle across the sky - Desert Temples. They whistle across the field, slamming into solid ground like stones. They create chaos as they land, each impact site inching closer and closer to the Chief, who tries to move but finds he can't. He's bound to the ground by indestructible sand. Blue fire flickers in the Scribe's eyes as the sand around the Chief hardens into pale blue glass by a sudden explosion of heat.
Every Desert Temple that lands onto the ground remains perfectly intact, not suffering a scratch or a dent - but quickly, everyone realizes that something is happening to each and every one. Blue light flickers from the Temples, unearthly light that strikes the Battlefield as intensely wrong. Wait, that's not blue light... It's much too dark for that. It almost looks... indigo.
"I tried using this earlier, but... well, you don't need to know that story. And for those of you that do, keep it to yourself. I'm sensing a very apparent lack of privacy around here, and it irritates me. Regardless, I think I've finally found the perfect test subjects for this Indigo Flame - people who can't fight back. People who aren't really people at all... Because they're cadavers." The Scribe nods his head as bursts of flame spiral from the Temples, stone coffins shooting from them and assembling in rank-and-file formation in the air.
Cackling maniacally, puffs of indigo fire resembling those waving around candles - or perhaps, torches - light themselves around every stone coffin. Hundreds of them fill the air, representing an imposing army from beyond the grave. "Every one of the Testificates in here was killed in some way at some point in time. They died, and they were buried here in the sand to be closer to the core of the world. It's time they had use again. It's time they lived again!" The Scribe's body surges with indigo as his will extends into the defunct minds of the dead bodies, surging a spark into them. Bits of code that were inactive for years turn on, running programs, performing checks, and making the Testificates... live.
The tops of the coffins burst off as, uncertainly, the bodies contained within float through the air, twitching and spasming. The dead Testificates have pale green skin, and their eyes are empty holes, containing only the tiniest specks of white. Each of their mouths are contorted into smiles, and these smiles don't show affection - only teeth. Their robes are tattered, each displaying some kind of insignia. Some of the Testificates are holding weapons - weapons they were buried with. Indigo fire courses through their bodies, the things keeping them alive.
"Alright, that worked! Now I can control sand and an unstoppable undead army! So, Testificates! What do you have to say for yourselves?" The deceased Testificates try to speak, but they can't. Only ragged wheezing and hoarse sounds come from their mouths, dry and stained with disuse. "Hm. Don't speak, then. Fight instead. Try attacking this Chief so--" Without another word, the wall of Testificates advances towards the Chief. The Scribe's will is so absolute that they obey him without a second thought. Such is the power of the Indigo Flame.
Looking down, the Scribe sees that the red power of the Crux Ansata is glowing with a purple tint. Whatever the Indigo Flames are doing, it looks like the Crux is reacting to it... or even amplifying it. "Is this your true power? Like this flame manipulates the minds of living beings... Do you manipulate the 'minds' of blocks? Ha... Hahaha... HAHAHAHA! YES!" The Scribe raises his arms in triumph! "THIS IS PERFECT! Everything's going exactly as planned! Now I'm one step closer... And they'll do all the work for me."
The Testificates advance towards the Chief, surrounding him. Still held together by chains of glass, he can't move. Any projectile attacks he throws at the Testificates pass right through their rotting frames. Corporeal damage won't affect them - the thing keeping them alive is the Scribe's pure determination and will. The Scribe takes a large step into the ground, more tendrils of sand piercing through the Chief. The Testificates all lay their hands on the tendrils, corrupting the sand with black power. The liquid darkness surges across the Chief's body in a malignant spiderweb formation, causing him to howl in pain.
The Testificates put their cursed touch on the Chief themselves, extending their indigo power and their blighted magics onto him. He becomes corrupted, the integrity and structure of his code clashing with the overwhelming urge to submit to the indigo, to follow in its ways. His skin grows darker and darker as his body begins to literally decompose and lose its shape around him, melting into nothingness - he's losing the determination to live.
After several minutes of this agonizing torture, the Scribe puts his hand up and the Testificates stop. "That will be all." The Testificates fly back to their coffins, the lids of which rattle and fly back on. The coffins all sink into the ground, lying there, away from their original resting places. The Desert Temples stay lodged in the earth, unmoving. And the coiling sand of the planet still wraps around the Chief like a sandstorm. "Now that they've weakened you, it's time for the killing blow. Well, this probably won't actually kill you. But it will serve as a fitting end to this latest experiment."
The Scribe takes all of the sand on the planet and wraps it into an ultra-fine spear, shrinking all of the sand down into its densest form, so dense that millions of blocks are occupying the space of one, so dense that it's glowing with creative energy. The Scribe barely manages to hold it as he hoists it upwards and shoves it through the Chief's melting frame, the sand surging and spiraling across his body as everything the Chief is transmutes into it. Soon, the Chief is nothing more than a sandstone statue. Chuckling, the Scribe takes off the Crux Ansata. Its glow subsides, and the Chief crumbles in the wind.
Later...
The Scribe stores the Crux Ansata away in a vault, locking it with an unseen combination. He adds some details to his book, writing about the experiment he just observed and adding information to various pages in kind. Whatever he's planning, this was some sort of step towards an end result. He then checks on the progress of his charges - one denoted by a symbol of currency, and another with three small dots arranged in a triangular formation. They're going fairly well. When the time arises, he'll devote serious time into them.
Lastly, the Scribe takes a look at a box. This box is a peculiar one, mind you. It's peculiar in that it's completely invisible and intangible, barely even qualifying as an actual object in the code of the universe - the Scribe had to pull some strings for it to be classified as such. Inside of the "box" are nine "slots", seven of them empty and two of them occupied by symbols of radiant power - power so great that the Scribe can't even understand it. He grins.
"I've put too much work into this to stop now. It's time for the Third to rise again. Who knows? This might be the answer to more than just one of my problems..."
I can't attack without the entities there, because I can't see the HP of them and if they're dead.\
But WHO CARES?
Healium && Hoodie = Healium Jacket 5/6 Good thing I'm metallic, I can heal from this when I'm done!
Darkimin II Blood Testing "Butterfly" (Yes, they call that thing a "butterfly" where I go for blood tests.) = Bloodform 3/9
+2 to Ire
Sukard 32/50 (+1 from Pokefan)
Matt 8/15 (+1 from Pokefan)
It's like the Master Chief, ain't it, eh?
I accidentally do a 360 no scope for the wrong series, and then attempt to t-bag his head off.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
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The Bodyguard: 10/50 ================================================== (+2 from Erelye)
+2 to Erelye
After leaving the SMD, Bomber promptly has the majority of his money taken out of circulation and stored in a secure location to prevent massive inflation. Perhaps he will have a use for it in the future, but he will settle with having a few billion more circulated dollars in the hands of his company.
Noticing Creed, Bomber gives him the Soul Booster. Creed receives a boost to his stats. Bomber cannot retrieve the Soul Booster until Creed is dead.
Bomber continues his assault, attacking The Chief once more. If the badge is destroyed, this attack will hit The Chief himself instead. The crowd of Devilites was starting to make their commute back to Hellco. through a portal they opened in front of them. Bomber stopped them all before they left, and talked to the Pit Boss in charge of this particular group of Devilites. "Hey, before you and your workers get back to your jobs, I have a special request. I need you to help me build a really, REALLY big cannon." Bomber stopped for a moment, his eyes scanning the landscape around him. "We'll put it up on that hill over there. With some good effort it should be done within a reasonable amount of time." The Pit Boss nodded, not one to disappoint his superiors. He turned to the Devilites, his deep voice projecting quite well.
"Alright everyone, seems we are going to be working a little overtime here." There was a collective groan from the crowd, as their work day was supposed to end in an hour. "Quit complaining, it wont even take that long. Plus, we are going to be receiving a bonus for this special work order, so get to it!" The Devilite crowd seemed much more content with this. Bomber never promised a bonus but didn't oppose it.
The crowd of Devilites and Bomber reached the top of the hill and got to work. They first started by leveling the top of the hill off, creating a flat surface for them to work with. They then created a foundation made of a mixture of steel beams and concrete, using advanced methods to ensure the concrete hardened quickly. A few hours have passed, and the cannon was halfway to completion. Devilites hung from steel beams and unfinished panels, while others worked on the ground level below. The Pit Boss took a sip from his mug and walked over to Bomber, noticing a problem.
"Uh, sir, I have noticed a small... error in your blueprints. First of all, there are no recoil suppression devices on any of the blueprints. And second, we are building the cannon facing the opposite direction from our desired target." Bomber's expression didn't waver. "Trust me on this one, everything is going exactly according to plan. Just keep building." Bomber returned to installing the control panel at the base of the cannon, which was facing toward The Chief instead of away like it normally would.
One more hour later, the cannon was almost complete. They were raising the barrel up into place with a crane. With the barrel finally affixed to the body, the cannon was complete. It was quite impressive, probably being one of the largest cannons most people here have seen. Not Bomber, though. Not by a mile. Bomber had redirected the crowd of Devilites to a far away location that was still within view of the cannon and the battlefield. They laid low in a trench they had dug out about 30 minutes prior, peering over the edge with uncertainty. They passed hard hats around to each other, each Devilite a little bit afraid. Bomber sat at the control panel with a hardhat of his own, a determined look on his face. "This has to work." Bomber punched in a few keys. He then pushed the lever labeled "POWER" to full. The barrel was at a 90 degree angle, perpendicular to the ground, and pointed away from The Chief. What Bomber hoped to accomplish with this was unclear.
He put a key into a keyhole, unlocking the Plexiglas box covering the big red button that would, well, fire the cannon. Pressing the switch would give Bomber about 15 seconds to get to safety before the thing fired. Normally he could stay at the control panel and would be with a whole crew dedicated to maintaining and firing the cannon, but this was a special case. Bomber paused for a moment, mentally preparing himself. The moment he pressed the button, he began running for his life. Bomber sprinted down the hill, nearly tripping over himself. He held the hardhat on his head so it didn't fall off. Bomber counted seven seconds. The trench was just ahead. At this point he was most likely safe, but had to be sure. Ten seconds. Bomber jumped over the edge of the trench and turned around, ready to watch. He plugged his ears (even though he had none), ready for an extremely loud noise.
Twelve. Thirteen. Fourteen. Fift-
There was a deafening explosion as the massive cannon launched its projectile - in the other direction. What did happen was unexpected to everyone except Bomber and the Pit Boss. The immense recoil from the cannon wasn't suppressed in any way, shape, or form. And it was designed this way on purpose. The recoil ripped the cannon from the hill and propelled it straight at The Chief, becoming a gigantic metal projectile. It soared over the battlefield, its metal structure letting out a horrible groaning noise. It then slammed into The Chief violently, sending metal beams and plates flying everywhere. The Chief was sent back a great distance and crushed under the weight of the cannon. The Chief was briefly knocked out by the impact and found himself trapped under the wreckage of the cannon.
The Devilites blinked their beady little eyes. They weren't exactly sure if what happened was intentional or not, but it was cool. They broke into a cheer, giving each other high-fives and celebratory embraces. Bomber cracked a big, cheesy grin, and the Pit Boss simply scribbled something on his clipboard and adjusted his glasses. Bomber climbed out of the trench, a little shakily at first. He turned to all the Devilites in the trench and congratulated them for their hard effort. In a good mood, he decided to give them a two day paid vacation, which only set their celebration into overdrive. Bomber conjured a maroon portal to Hellco. for them all to exit through. The Devilites ran through the portal, ready to have some R&R. The Pit Boss went through last, simply nodding at Bomber before he went through. The portal sealed itself behind them, fading away in the smoky air.
Creed assaults The Chief once more with his hellpistols, unleashing another volley of armor-piercing shots upon him. Again, since The Chief lacks armor or damage reduction, there is an increased chance of a minicrit!
Creed gains +1 to his Infiltration counter. Since the counter is at 2, he is now able to infiltrate something! A squadron of 25 Cadian Shock Troopers suddenly come running out from a nearby bush that was too small to conceal 25 people. They stand at Creed's side, ready to fight the heretics. Creed orders 5 of the Lasgun Troopers to guard him, while the other 16 Lasgun Troopers, the 2 Autocannon Troopers, and the 2 Grenade Launcher Troopers are to attack The Chief! The Grenade Launcher Troopers load and fire Krak Grenades.
Lasgun Trooper: Fires their Lasgun, which is a laser weapon. Not very effective on its own, but powerful in larger numbers.
Autocannon Trooper: Armed with a powerful rapid-fire weapon, they deal high single-target damage.
Grenade Launcher Trooper: They use weapons that can be set to fire either Krak Grenades or Frag Grenades:
-Krak Grenades: Armor-penetrating damage. May minicrit enemies with no armor/damage reduction.
-Frag Grenades: AoE damage.
Equipped with stronger fuel, the Burna is now considered a Scorcha, able to unleash fiery death more intensely. The burn chance is increased, and the Scorcha part of the weapon has a small chance to hit a second entity since the flames spew across such a large area.
Circlet && Mantle of Intelligence = Null Talisman (1/?)
This talisman is said to reduce the effects of spells cast against the wearer. Every so often, it will lower the damage of an attack aimed at Bomber or whoever is equipped with this item. Like with the Soul Booster, Bomber can either attempt to equip this item for himself (and be left up to Tazz on whether he can or not) or give it to another entity, in which case Bomber will retrieve the item when that entity dies.
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Normal Essence of Temmie && Armor = Temmie Armor 5/11
+2 Ire
I consult occult forces for a brief moment, then get to work building a grand tower. It appears to be 8 floors tall, with incredibly deadly traps on each floor. The floors go as follows:
FIRST FLOOR: The Maze
Contains an evershifting labyrinth of madness, complete with excessive amounts of enemies to whittle them down.
SECOND FLOOR: Water Room
Will probably drown you. Depends on if you can drown.
THIRD FLOOR: Fire Room
... screw it I'm just gonna list the rest of the floors without statement.
FOURTH FLOOR: Blizzard Room
FIFTH FLOOR: Electricity Room
SIXTH FLOOR: Neecle Room
Wait, wait, wait. "Neecle Room"?
Well, yeah. That's what it says in the anime.
That's stupid. Fix it.
No.
Bah, fine.
SEVENTH FLOOR: Vacuum Room
...
Not that kind of vacuum. Think "explosive decompression".
EIGHTH FLOOR: Gravity Room
The Badge isn't particularly impressed with this tower, and destroys it all in one shot. However, the basement is completely intact. Why do you *think* I put so little effort into those floors? The badge examines the Basement Door, and is promptly assaulted by heavy amounts of Red Sun energies. It shrugs them off, due to its healing the Chief in the sun. However, the hinges of the door, which appear to made of walnuts, suddenly fly off the door, smashing the Badge.
Crystal decides to boost the Cellular Lifeforms once more. He consults occult forces, before opening a portal to Dimension 953. He steps through, and is immediately assaulted by a wave of weirdness. The wave runs off after stealing Crystal’s wallet - one he specifically prepared for just such an occasion. Improbability energy swirls around him as he searches for the proper source. He walks through fields of Gruyère cheese, before coming across a strange (well, normal for Dimension 953) object lying on the ground - an ivory cheese-saw. He picks the saw up, and starts sawing off chunks of the cheese that surrounds him. A rock band descends from the sky, providing an awesome soundtrack as Crystal saws off slice after slice of delicious, nutty cheese and carries it back to the Battlefield, dropping the cheese saw on the way. Once he arrives back, he gives his collected cheese a magical tap and it dissolves into pure improbability energy, which Crystal collects into a highly-dense ball and puts through a complex magical transformation that adds up to rotating the energy 180 degrees on some higher magical plane, which leaves him with a ball of the exact opposite, probability energy. He directs this superconcentrated probability energy into Never Tell Me The Odds, supercharging it, before instructing the alchemy to buff the Cellular Lifeforms’ mutation mechanic. They now have a better chance of getting a more favorable mutation, and may also mutate this turn if the buff is strong enough.
==Entities==
Yeah, nope.
==Story==
-ELSEWHERE-
The Thaumic Beyond floats high above a barren, lifeless planet in a relatively generic planetary system somewhere in the Void. Three planets and a couple of asteroid belts, each planet being barren and lifeless, although otherwise Earth-like, orbiting an A-type main sequence star. Crystal has picked out the closest planet to the sun to be his base, and the largest planet, in the middle orbit, to be the target of an undertaking known as Project Sethis. The base planet will be slowly terraformed using technology Crystal has picked up along his universal travels, including a good amount of magic, while the planet designated for Project Sethis… That will be seen, later. Of note is that the planet of Project Sethis is more a metal planet than a rock planet, being made of a great proportion of iron, nickel, gold, and other metals. This is important for the project.
In the meantime, not wanting to start Project Sethis until later in the storypost, Crystal instead works on his first real megascale engineering project - producing the magical drones needed to shield the system completely. He has the design - a cube 2.5 meters on a side composed of Guardmetal and Flowmetal, with an Ea Mechanism, a Thaumonomitron, and a FTL Crystal Mover embedded inside. The Ea Mechanism provides the magical power, the Thaumonomitron shapes and channels that magic, and the FTL Crystal Mover provides propulsion. The Guardmetal forms the main body, while Flowmetal forms each of the eight corners to provide a magical focus for the Ea Mechanism/Thaumonomitron pair to project their magic from. The entire thing is coated in a thin layer of voidmetal that has been further infused with void energies, rendering it both nearly indistinguishable from the blackness of space and nearly unnoticeable due to the void energies. Appropriate, considering these drones' main purpose will be to project and reinforce a field of void energy around the system that shields it from discovery. The Thaumic Construct inside the Thaumic Beyond is the current system-shielder, but its shield’s flimsy - the magic’s spread thin.
These drones can be mass-produced with proper Alchemiter usage, and thus can reinforce the shield and even be used for other things once the shield is properly strengthened. Three can be produced per day if just using the Alchemiter to create the base components, while nine can be produced if, as Crystal is, you abuse the duplication function of the Alchemiter to copy a single, meticulously crafted prototype unit while boosting the Alchemiter with a pair of Origin Wands' creation energy to make up for any shortcomings of copying. The void energy is already growing denser from the drones that have been produced - a relatively small number of drones will be required to maintain the field once it's fully charged, simply stabilizing the field and replacing any energy that dissipates.
While the drones are being created, Crystal begins Project Sethis. The first step is the creation of an initial set of nanobots - he accomplishes this by vastly augmenting a copy of the Mage's Reservecomputer. Firstly, he infuses a set of general-purpose nanobots into the magibots along with 64 thaums each of Machina, Fabrico, and Perfodio essentia. This swaps them from being focused on computation to being a more generalized magic-powered set of nanobots - although they lose none of their computational power, simply gaining a set of other capabilities. After that, he infuses a more interesting set of items into these nanobots - two Ea Mechanisms, for magic generation, a pair of Origin Wands, for creation of anything, a Transmutation Tablet, for easy duplication and transmutation of matter, a Klein Star Omega, so the bots can store EMC to transmute with, and a Large Crystal Mover for movement and spatial manipulation. Admittedly, each bot only gets about one quadrillionth of the total power of the infused items, (assuming each bot is a cubic micrometer in size and the total volume of bots is a cubic decimeter, that is) but they can link up and combine abilities for much greater power. Plus, the fact that each bot is so low-powered means they can still self-replicate without using up too much magic and creation energy on each. And, in fact, self-replication is their reason for existence.
If provided with the proper raw materials, mainly metals - although the integrated transmutation function allows nearly anything to be transformed into the proper raw materials - one of these can self-replicate in about an hour. They use creation energy to get around any lack of materials and to create any more esoteric components that are required for their magical side. If a bot is working from a complete lack of raw materials, the time to self-replicate is multiplied by 6 to end up at 6 hours. Even working with EMC generation from the infused Ea Mechanisms and the creation energy from the infused Origin Wands, the creation of the materials for another bot takes a long time. Either way, the purpose of Project Sethis should be clear now.
The project’s end goal is transforming an entire planet into a mobile, magic-powered, nanobot-constructed masterpiece of a home/spaceship/warship, named after the world of Al Sethis in a fan fiction universe Crystal visited once and enjoyed quite a bit. The original Al Sethis was an artificial planet-sized warship able to move under its own power. Crystal liked the idea, but thought it was... uninspired. Constructing his improved version from magical nanobots will not only make it hopefully much more powerful, as every little bit of the planet will be producing magic, but also much more versatile - nanobots can reconfigure themselves in a second into buildings or tunnels or anything, the whole thing being hopefully protected by a thick skin of Blackguard created by the creation energies of sextillions of nanobots working together. And from there camouflage can be created by just dumping dirt and various other things on top, before sculpting them into a reasonable approximation of a landscape. Really, a planetary base will be unnecessary once Project Sethis is completed. Happily, he can feed the terraformed planet to the newly christened MTS Sethis once it’s completed, and then work out a Dyson Sphere for the star. But that’s later. (MTS = Multiversally-Traveling Starship.)
Crystal floods creation energy into the nanobots, duplicating them totally, before storing one cubic decimeter of the nanobots away in his inventory and deploying the other cubic decimeter of nanobots onto the designated planet. He has Crystallum establish a mental link to them, before setting them to self-replicate by absorbing materials from their immediate environment. Project Sethis has begun.
You are Fedora Bellum, more commonly known as the Euphorer. You specialize in dank memes.
You are also Mardek's Ancestor, because this game is set in the past. What did you expect?
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Just call me Fedora the Euphorer!
I ask the .jpeg Abomination a question.
"How much .jpeg can a .jpeg abomination abominate if a .jpeg abomination could abominate .jpeg?"
While the .jpeg Abomination is distacted, a giant LaserDisc falls into the battlefield and explodes the Chief's badge.
Some of the damage spills to the .jpeg Abomination.
Epic Sax Guy bonks the Chief's badge and heals the AZ BoC.
//Charges//
Git Gud: 1/50
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Alchemies//
Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && The Big Chill & Andruil, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10) (4/11)
Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Falso Aere (Level 10) (4/11)
Walker struggles with the lack of EoTB, and confused about what to do, decides to power up The Chief with a stack of Fortification while he stalls for a plan.
Man, it's so hard contributing to the team with those crocodile-things around that are incredibly confusing!
Well, I wouldn't worry about it! It's badge-defacing time!
Guitar Solo: 18/40
Team Buff: 3/5
Rusty Axe && Glass Frit == Plain Axe [Lvl.2?] 2/3
I help out and give an extra charge point (+1 per charge) to Pricey12345.
I now fire several shots into the Chief's Badge using the Manaticon Flamesprayer, since my axe probably doesn't have enough damage output!
Regardless of me being pretty confused with walls of texts dispensed regularly by my co-players (particularly TwinBuilder!, Erelye, Bomber57, and probably someone else I'm forgetting), I feel like being nice and buffing you guys (well, more generally, my faction) soon.
HELLVET: Nah, I feel like killing things.
VERDAN: I feel like helping our team.
HELLVET: I want to go kill things.
VERDAN: I want to go help our team.
HELLVET: Why can't I go kill things?
VERDAN: Why can't I go help our team?
HELLVET: Killing things is fun! It's the inherent psychopathic nature of killing things that makes it so enjoyable!
VERDAN: Helping our team is important! Sure, it might not be the most exciting job, but you'll earn the favor and trust of our teammates! And I never said I didn't like fighting! Anyone who can support their teammates and fight alongside them can become a real threat to the opposing force!
HELLVET: Well, I feel like becoming more of a threat than a COMBAT MEDIC.
VERDAN: Are you accusing me of being a useless Medic?
HELLVET: Yes, I am.
VERDAN: At least I'm not being a stupid pocket and I'm not a W+M1 useless Pyro who charges head-on suicidally.
HELLVET: What's wrong with Pyro? The W+M1 tactic is also effective at making chaos!
VERDAN: You could be doing something better with Pyro! Use the Degreaser for some really broken puff-and-shoot (with the Reserve Shooter) combos! You could equip the Homewrecker to really help Engineers out against Spies (which really damn helps)! You could use Mouse 2 to extinguish your teammates and keep them in the fight after they're ignited (which also really damn helps)!
HELLVET: All those things don't suit me very well. I want to kill as many things as possible in the shortest amount of time.
VERDAN: Fine, then. If you're going to be a jerk and not use it for ambushing like smart people use it for, use the Phlogistinator.
Drawing from Japan's truly massive stockpile of creatures called Yokai, I thumb through my Grimoire until I reach the relevant page for Tsukumogami. I then summon them, animating every minecraftian object left unattended. The now living equipment attacks Chief's Badge.
...Something? 3/15 (+ from Talist): Yeah, something is going to happen...
Lacrima 1/20: There's something to be said about a power that lifts all it's restrictions and costs for so little. Touching a ghost’s anchor, being in City or a realm of the dead, when your is a ghost. But the best reason is that those same restrictions are lifted in times of true desperation, when failure would lead to ruin or death, or when protecting something you truly care about.
I can't attack without the entities there, because I can't see the HP of them and if they're dead.
But WHO CARES?
Healium && Hoodie = Healium Jacket 6/6 Good thing I'm metallic, I can heal from this! Done! I put it on.
Darkimin II Blood Testing "Butterfly" (Yes, they call that thing a "butterfly" where I go for blood tests.) = Bloodform 4/9
+2 to Ire
Sukard 33/50
Matt 9/15
Of course the putting on the alchemy doesn't count as an action, right? Well then, The battlefield is getting kinda boring on here without music. So guess what time it is? It's time to do... A R-R-R-REMIX!!!!
As said, I do a remix with a turntable and some other instruments. I do a remix of the Shovel Knight theme, except I trim the music terribly, the volume is a wee bit too high, it is mixed in with MLG noises and Justin Bieber songs. Also, it has speakers aimed at wherever Uzi goes, cranked up at 420x the volume. The music cannot be blocked by anything whatsoever. The music is special, because everyone else hears it at regular volume and it sounds amazing.
Oh, and did I forget to mention that it's earmuff of other sound-proofing things proof?
Suddenly, the turntable sprouts a flamethrower and a pick. If she is wearing a regular earmuffs of military grade earmuffs, the flamethrower BURNS IT.
If she's wearing any kind of really hard earmuffs, the pick chips it away with it's Ultimata Metal.
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I was thinking and thinking and thinking.... I turn my ideas into a SUPER DUPER MEGA BATHTUB that is 5x bigger than the Chief and the chief is instantly teleported into a SDM Bathtub.
as the Chief appears in the Mega Bathtub, there is water covered in acid completely covers him then I turn the water into oil while i chuck a Molotov cocktail to burn the oil and fry him up while i summon 35 explosive super bright skeletons that attacks him while blowing themselves up. as he tries to escape, he cannot climb up the walls because i made that walls of the bathtub unclimbable with Super slippery stuff. I summon a sun which is 66x brighter then the sun burning him to the floor of the bath and after that, I unplug the bath plug while the mini Blackholes inside the holes sucking him in then i create a Whitehole to spit him out at someone who attacked my summon while i laced someone with Michael Bay explosives and spikes. The Bathtub disappeared after the madness i've caused.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 14/50 +1 from Talist
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 14/50 +1 from Talist
Sp00py Emperor Spoopinator's Action: I CRUSH THE SLAMMER WITH MY LUNGE 0F SP00P.
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Spoopinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time
Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blaster Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
So guys I'll gladly appreciate any support you will give to this ship, if you help me keeping this entity alive I ensure you that the damage output will be worth it over time.
Let's use this charge:
Hezetor starts to fly upwards until reaching the approximate altitude of about 100 km from the ground.
After a moment of concentration he opens a huge dimensional portal from which emerges a huge spaceship.
Rugname summoned!
Rugname (Airborn)
HP 1.000.000
Energy 100/100
This 140m ship of pure martian technology is the motherboard of the Martians empire from a certain universe.
By itself it will not attack but will produce many entities to defend and attack.
To produce these entities it has a "energy" value of 100 that is what the ship can spend every turn, this value return at max every turn.
It is piloted by Rootmars by a complex system of neuronal valves.
In the ship there is a special cloning machine capable of duplicating biological creatures. (sadly weaker version of them)
Notice how being at 100km from the ground entities that would like to attack it will need a proper way to reach it.
This giant sized brain thing is the leader of the martians and pilot of all ship functions.
Killing him will leave the ship to itself causing a terrible fall to the ground.
Its immense psychic powers allow him to create giant sized sphere of pure mental death. (20.000 of damage)
Now with the creatures that the ship will produce:
These enormous sized UFOs are the main defense of the ship, by positioning themselves on the main entrance they block the access to enemies.
A part from that they produce 1 Mini-UFO every turn.
His main attack is a powerful bolt of energy. (15.000)
Every other turn it heals itself of half is full HP.
Is capable of firing an extremely powerful energy beam just under itself (cannot use it for 3 turns after one use).(20.000)
Can fire multiples energy attacks to cause AOE damage. (weaker of the lighting but AOE) (7.000)
Just like every ufo in every universe it can "capture" creatures under itself with a special beam.
The ship needs a charge up of 3 turns to be allowed to build one, but can put points on it while waiting for that.
An unique ship indeed, it comes with Monoeyes with it (8) it's attack is a giant monolith of pure law that falls from the sky, that's why it is usually called "The 10 commandments". (7.000)
This unique ship has the ability to mutate biological being in his area and turn them into zombies, the zombie created by this
process are under the mental control of the ship.
These aliens are slim and 15m tall, they levitate with their psychic powers and are capable of firing powerful energy spheres to the enemy, they can also use telekinesis to attack. (9.000)
Their attack is a single laser beam fired by the ship. (5.000)
They can fire a special beam to do AOE more damage but requires a 2 turn recharge. (5.000)
If the UFO should crash or be destroyed the alien inside of it might as well teleport away to avoid death.
The hp and cost here listed are for 6 of them, because they act and fight as a whole, while in [] are listed the values of them singularly.
This little ships may seem biological at first look but are completely mechanical.
They storm in groups of 6 where the first one is colored in red, the other 5 will follow him and act just like him.
Their main attack is a little energy orb. (6.000) [1000]
They compensate their weakness by their ability to fly fast and well, this should give them a evasion bonus. (evasive 20%)
Given their big numbers and peculiar nature these machines will engage in many different "formations" where they gain more damage and lost some of their evasive bonus, the important thing to notice is that their damage is higher that the summation of their base damage.
Small robots that serve as the primary defense inside the Rugname. They come in massive numbers and attack by charging energy and exploding. (10.000)
We love suicide robots
Ring laser mecha
HP 50.000
Cost 17.17
This is a robotic unit controlled by an organic brain with robotic arms. Their weapon consists of a deadly laser beam. (10.000)
They can use telekinesis to a certain extend.
Being already next to the ship I proceed to create an immense energy barrier around the entrance of the ship thanks to the module of Energy Shield Manipulation just installed on the Modular Armor.
So that PZ-GS entities and enemies cannot enter, yes I can make the barrier in a way that PZ and N players can enter.
Rugname will produce:
5 Mini-Ufo
1 Mars Mecha
10 Mars People Weak
12 Big eye
and will put the remaining 45.66 points in one Dai-manjii 1/3
The newly produced units will defend Rootmars and attack all PZ-GS entities and players that come close to the ship.
The Stell Predator will attack the mechari or if he is dead a random PZ entity.
+2 to Topazian
Rugname 50/50 It's here!
The Power 8/50 Gentle
and the Glory 1/50 Giant
Power Glove || (Java Virtual Machine && an old magazine on cheats && list of Minecraft commands && command block) = The Power Glove (Level 9: 5/10)
I become massive and i beat up the massive mountain known as Ebbot with my Mountain-rock fists smashing it's mountain, while i take some Ebbotine pieces, then i crush the pieces together, making into a shape of a Temmie and show it to King tEMBO as a gift.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 15/50
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 15/50
Sp00py Emperor Spoopinator's Action: N/A
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Spoopinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time
Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blaster Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
I was thinking and thinking and thinking.... I turn my ideas into a SUPER DUPER MEGA BATHTUB that is 5x bigger than the Chief and the chief is instantly teleported into a SDM Bathtub.
as the Chief appears in the Mega Bathtub, there is water covered in acid completely covers him then I turn the water into oil while i chuck a Molotov cocktail to burn the oil and fry him up while i summon 35 explosive super bright skeletons that attacks him while blowing themselves up. as he tries to escape, he cannot climb up the walls because i made that walls of the bathtub unclimbable with Super slippery stuff. I summon a sun which is 66x brighter then the sun burning him to the floor of the bath and after that, I unplug the bath plug while the mini Blackholes inside the holes sucking him in then i create a Whitehole to spit him out at someone who attacked my summon while i laced someone with Michael Bay explosives and spikes. The Bathtub disappeared after the madness i've caused.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 14/50 +1 from Talist
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 14/50 +1 from Talist
Sp00py Emperor Spoopinator's Action: I CRUSH THE SLAMMER WITH MY LUNGE 0F SP00P.
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Spoopinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time
Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blaster Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
My Action: I team up with the 1st ESFB to create a huge summoning portal. Slowly, ominously, a huge cube of obsidian rises out of it. What is it? Its probably the Obsidian Stronghold, but it looks more like a Monolith in cube shape. Luckily for the game balance, it is actually an Obsidian Stronghold and not a copy of the Black Monolith. It floats around slowly (counts as immobile, but can follow the battle and may count as airborne).
Obsidian Stronghold [GS]: 200000/200000 HP
Effects: The obsidian stronghold has an unusual list of effects it causes:
Paradox Nullifiers: The Strongohld has a 75% chance to stop a Paradox before it takes effect. This can be overridden by the controller of the Stronghold however.
Power Booster: While on a team, the Stronghold gives all players on that team 10% more damage, and reduces damage they sustain by 10%.
Endermen backup: Every round, spawns additional endermen to provide +5000 HP to the 1st ESFB Engineers (effect can increase max HP of 1st ESFB Engineers at half efficiency). 1st ESFB can repair the Obsidian Stronghold for 20% of their HP as an action.
Ender Core: If an attacker destroys the Obsidian Stronghold, they can choose to either destroy it or take it over. If they take it over, the Stronghold and 1st ESFB Engineers recover 50% of their HP and switch over to the control of the attacker that destroyed it (and switch teams too).
1st ESFB: The 1st ESFB's Obsidian Stronghold charge still charges, and when it completes the Obsidian Stronghold charge again, the Stronghold gains an upgrade. The 1st ESFB gain an increased dodge chance as well (since they teleport inside the castle), and are not eliminated if they hit 0 HP (so they can be brought back to full strength by the Stronghold's enderman summoning ability).
EXOS Action: I use some clever Sniper Drone maneuvering to shoot at the Chief's badge. From the back. This blows the Chief's badge off of his body, where some other cleverly placed Sniper Drones use a barrage of shots from below (as for how I got them there, remember I have Cube Drones that are really good at mining) to send the Badge upward faster than gravity can pull it down, and this barrage continues until the Badge ends up in orbit. This forces the Chief to go recover it, while outside the Earth's atmosphere (causing him to suffer really severe burning from the massively increased solar energy not blocked by the atmosphere and not blocked by the Badge he just lost, not to mention the lack of air and such).
Foundation Action: The Foundation guy trying to capture Psy-Godmodder using SCP-713 gets tired of the constant dodging, and decides to massively increase all the hitboxes using {REDACTED}. This makes dodging impossible (your hitbox is too big), causes bodyguarding to have a 50% chance to fail (you cant figure out where the hitbox of the thing you are guarding is), and causes attackers to have a 10% chance to hit a friendly (you cant figure out where your ally's hitbox is, so you might hit it on accident). This lasts until the end of the round.
Before I get to the inevitable announcement: I really hate pulling this every other update. I REALLY do.
That being said, I can't afford to update today NOR tuesday, and updating will be shakier than usual until Thanksgiving break is over.
On the flipside of things, however, Thanksgiving Break means holiday, so for your patience and having a Happy Thanksgiving (or whatever other holidays you may celebrate this time of year if you're not American), everyone's charges go up by +3. Hooray!
I hope you have a happy holiday/week that takes place on an American Holiday/somesuch!
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(+8 from jondanger and MZ, +5 from Pricey, +3 from Irecreeper, +2 from Tazz GETTING USED RIGHT NOW) That's a +26!
The Keeper: ======================================== 14/40
The Symphony: ================================================== 14/50
I +2 generic. My Alien Drone copies the action of Erelye's.
Uncle Grandpa decides to make an attack composed entirely of words from posts in DTG2! He's going to take one phrase from each post in DTG2, starting with the OP, and string them together in an attack! He goes into the Wayback Machine and begins...
"I will be" "the godmodder". "I hack the server so that" "I build" "the void". "This gunna be" "an enormous railgun" "with rainbows"! "Good luck out there, buddy." "The godmodder INSTA-KILLS" "a low-orbital ion cannon". "I help" "the missiles stop" "with a medium-sized weapon", "trying to make it spin and then break". "Anyway I eat" "existence" "because this is the godmodder's server we're talking about here." "In some way" "THE ATTACK FAILS" "in some way". "Oh ok." "Do you find that funny?" "I troll" "by tormenting you and killing you". "Join" "Pikachu" "for hacking" "someone" "and his server". "I'm guessing you know" "this will hopefully" "summon" "the godmodder's head" "with" "an un-godmoddable attack". "I take" "some weapons". "Obsidian"? "Excalibur"? "Pageclaim Beam"??? "Not needed now." "A laser blast" "has 10 times the godmodder's power", "amirite?" "Smash the" "player to" "many blocks away"! "Repeat my last move." "I do have a plan in mind for" "this so-called 'god-admin'". "I" "uses an unhackable command" "to mention" "masterchief, colé, gordan freeman, herobrine, notch, doomguy, luke sky walker,hansolo,chewbaca and darth vader"!
Everything that just happened in text happens in real life. Uncle Grandpa temporarily becomes the Godmodder in his most powerful form in DTG2, hacking into UserZero's server with the power that he's been given by Alpha and the Red Dragon. He then turns the entire server into the Void, and its in wake, summons an enormous railgun that fires rainbows! Uncle Grandpa uses the railgun to blow up a low-orbital ion cannon, whose projectile missiles fall down onto everyone in the Void! Using a medium-sized weapon, Uncle Grandpa stops the missiles by breaking them, causing to explode all over the attack's target - the Psy-Godmodder!
Uncle Grandpa then eats all of existence, because this is UserZero's server and anything can happen. The Psy-Godmodder is erased from existence - along with everything else - but because Uncle Grandpa grows bored, he undoes the previous attack, barfing up reality into a fine goo and causing all of the Psy-Godmodder's molecules to become scrambled up. Uncle Grandpa asks the Psy-Godmodder if he found that funny, and proceeds to troll the Psy-Godmodder by viciously tormenting him and killing him. The Psy-Godmodder lands in Hell near a wayward Pikachu, who got there for hacking someone and his server. Despicable, huh?
Uncle Grandpa then reveals the true purpose of the attack - to summon a massive replica of the Godmodder's head, that will attack the Psy-Godmodder with an un-godmoddable attack! First, he'll need some weapons. He won't need Obsidian, Excalibur, or a lame old Pageclaim Beam. No, what he needs is a laser blast that has ten times the Godmodder's power! Uncle Grandpa uses said laser blast against the Psy-Godmodder, incinerating him and sending him many blocks away! Then he does it again! Uncle Grandpa then does the next part of his plan - he uses an unhackable command to summon Master Chief, Cole, Gordan Freeman, Herobrine, Notch, Doomguy, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Chewbacca, and Darth Vader!
Normally all of these guys would be noped onto the enemy's side - but because Uncle Grandpa is temporarily the Godmodder, anything can go! Specifically, these entities are all alternate timeline versions of said characters so they don't interfere with the alpha timelines, and they're superpowered by the Red Dragon! I know that doesn't necessarily go well with Notch's character, so let's just say they're all from bad timelines. These scarlet clones all gang up on the Psy-Godmodder, severely beating him and then restraining him with chains forged from pure chaos - that way, if this attack didn't do the trick, then he'll be restrained for a while so further attacks will have a greater chance to hit!
Satisfied, Uncle Grandpa stops being the Godmodder. The entities disappear, but the chains don't.
The Scribe reappears. "I return after a long absence. Now let's see, where was I..." He flips through the Journal, finding something - two pages titled "Desert Temples." The pages are decorated with photographs and diagrams of the interior and exteriors of Desert Temples, among other things. Various stains cover the pages. Oftentimes found half-buried in scorching sand, Desert Temples are seemingly another sign of a civilization gone awry. Perhaps they were built by those who constructed the underground mineshafts? Testificates have certainly produced some of these temples to mimic the designs of the ancient ones, whatever the case. Their uses vary, with some being used as standard storage units, others as places of religious worship, others as hidden locations to hide treasures, and others still as places to store the deceased. The design and carvings inside are intricate and exquisite, and each one hides hidden treasures below the surface, but watch out - traps of explosions ranging from rudimentary in design to fiendishly complex can be found below. Watch your step.
The next page has images of various things below the temple's surface, such as items, chests, and what appear to be coffins. There are diagrams of ancient inscriptions, spells, and what appear to be bodies floating out of the temples. The deepest secrets of the Desert Temples are known only to those who know where to look. Only a few of the biggest and most powerful Temples contain Crux Ansata - crystalline shards of great power. When enough are collected and the proper incantations are recited, the Shards will activate and give the user the ability to manipulate the desert sands, sandstone, and the contents of the Desert Temples. There's powerful magic at work here... Perhaps the ultimate purpose of the Desert Temples were to serve as conduits to reshape the entire world? But what would be so important about deserts to warrant this? NEGO KPF KUIIW VYMZ VLAR, TNFBUMQO BMV KPF WNQRK. UYQGXLVT VGJMSX KIYDU, DISOLVT LJV ABRGNNDN. BJWNMM DVBAGSNJ. BII WQZWYYMFP. <== !!!
The Scribe shuts his book longingly. "I never thought I'd have to gather these again..."
The Scribe looks at a computer-shaped apparatus on his wrist. He inputs a long string of numbers into it, somewhat resembling the seed of a Minecraft world. He punches the apparatus and disappears in a wisp of light. Far away, in a completely other world, the Scribe blinks into existence. He winces. "I should really stop making machines that require vigorous and painful actions to use properly. Ugh. Anyway, assuming the margin for error was nonexistent, I should be right on top of it."
Looking around, the Scribe surveys the landscape - it's a large and majestic desert. The sun scorches from above, and a dry wind blows through the air, atop the sand dunes and the swaying cacti. The Scribe plucks a dead bush from the ground, and it crumbles to dust. "Yep. This is some desert alright. The shards should be here after I gathered them the last time..." The Scribe takes out a large staff and thrusts it outward. A powerful gust of wind shoots through the air, careening towards a nearby sand mountain and blowing it apart. Sand particles spray every which way, and the Scribe covers himself with a cape, blocking the stuff from hitting him. He dusts himself off and walks foward.
Coming to a stop in front of his destination, the Scribe marvels at a buried desert temple, and a large one at that. It's an exquisite pyramid, with the entrance and two columns on either side of it towering above the Scribe. Walking in, the Scribe examines the large interior of the temple - adorned with blue flames and covered with rectangular stone chambers, it appears to be very dusty and in a state of disrepair. The containers are all inscribed with names and dates.
There is a pressure plate in the middle of the room, and when the Scribe steps on it, the middle of the room spins downwards like a corkscrew, revealing twelve hidden containers that pop out of the hole left in the ground. The Scribe hops down and takes all of the containers one by one. Each contains a red crystalline shard of varying size and shape. They all hum together with varying intensity as the Scribe pockets every last one. "The Twelve Shards of Crux Ansata. Collect them all and you'll gain the power of the theorized Sandfallers - the gods of the desert. Pagan deities created by the Desert Villagers. Although most shun their existence, they aren't entirely based in falsehood..."
The Scribe takes one last look at the ceiling of the Desert Temple. Its carvings seem to depict various events - the twisted creation story of whatever civilization built the structure. The Scribe can see a boiling abyss and a white light with many symbols - perhaps an entire language - scattered throughout it. Next to that are beings of pure darkness, and a war that lasted an eon. There's a pit with a massive lock, a scratched cube, and a flourishing world. A world that was soon engulfed by chaos as beasts rose up from the caves, faulty creations of the gods. There were three sets of gods - the people of darkness, the Sandfallers, and the Nightmares.
The people of darkness were thought to be an analogue to the Endermen, and the Sandfallers were praised as those who watched over the desert and other such harsh climates. The Nightmares were relatively recent compared to the other two - their very existence and origin in the Desert mythology is shrouded in mystery. The only things known are that they suddenly appeared from the rifts and cracks the people of the world discovered and created, and their reign was absolute - it took concentrated effort to drive them away. Historians and scientists have no way of knowing if this event is true or where it fits with the widely accepted creation myths, but with the beings of power lurking below Minecraftia's surface, a possible event such as the Nightmares' reign wouldn't have been out of the question.
All of these mysteries without answers swirl through the Scribe's head as he teleports back to UserZero's server, sealing the entrance to the Desert Temple behind him.
Back on the server, the Scribe marches up to the Chief, who looks at him quizzically. Since the Scribe has been idle for quite some time, the Chief doesn't exactly know what to expect. The Scribe quickly pulls out the twelve containers from his coat, casting them onto the ground without a care in the world. The flimsy containers shatter as each of the Shards fall to the ground, creating a pulsing beat that seeps through every crack and seam in the world, causing the entire planet to tilt and fall off balance.
Grinning, the Scribe clenches his fist as the Shards waver upwards, snapping together to form a single crystalline ankh - the Crux Ansata. A golden chain forms around the symbol as it falls onto the Scribe's neck like a necklace. The Scribe spreads his hands out as the earth rumbles. All around the Battlefield, massive shapes rise through the sky, forming towers and castles and massive lettering that falls to the earth, pools on the ground, and rises back to the sky. The Chief looks up in awe as the Scribe composes the following sentence in sand:
WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
The Scribe cackles as he thrusts his arms outward, every single sand block and every single piece of desert in the server rushing towards the Chief at once, forming a massive tendril of pure fluid geometry. The Chief, unable to dodge a projectile hundreds of blocks wide, is impaled by the impact. The Scribe rides up to him on a pillar of sand, chuckling. "Isn't this little thing the greatest? I can shape the sands of time to my will. Twleve crystals, composing a singular artifact of undeniable majesty... No doubt this is where the forgotten legends of yore originated. Those who gathered these crystals could have been seen as gods! ...And treated as such."
The Scribe waves his arm and the sand disperses, the Chief falling to the ground. The sands rise into the air like waves of solid matter, and the Scribe snaps his fingers as more shapes hurtle across the sky - Desert Temples. They whistle across the field, slamming into solid ground like stones. They create chaos as they land, each impact site inching closer and closer to the Chief, who tries to move but finds he can't. He's bound to the ground by indestructible sand. Blue fire flickers in the Scribe's eyes as the sand around the Chief hardens into pale blue glass by a sudden explosion of heat.
Every Desert Temple that lands onto the ground remains perfectly intact, not suffering a scratch or a dent - but quickly, everyone realizes that something is happening to each and every one. Blue light flickers from the Temples, unearthly light that strikes the Battlefield as intensely wrong. Wait, that's not blue light... It's much too dark for that. It almost looks... indigo.
"I tried using this earlier, but... well, you don't need to know that story. And for those of you that do, keep it to yourself. I'm sensing a very apparent lack of privacy around here, and it irritates me. Regardless, I think I've finally found the perfect test subjects for this Indigo Flame - people who can't fight back. People who aren't really people at all... Because they're cadavers." The Scribe nods his head as bursts of flame spiral from the Temples, stone coffins shooting from them and assembling in rank-and-file formation in the air.
Cackling maniacally, puffs of indigo fire resembling those waving around candles - or perhaps, torches - light themselves around every stone coffin. Hundreds of them fill the air, representing an imposing army from beyond the grave. "Every one of the Testificates in here was killed in some way at some point in time. They died, and they were buried here in the sand to be closer to the core of the world. It's time they had use again. It's time they lived again!" The Scribe's body surges with indigo as his will extends into the defunct minds of the dead bodies, surging a spark into them. Bits of code that were inactive for years turn on, running programs, performing checks, and making the Testificates... live.
The tops of the coffins burst off as, uncertainly, the bodies contained within float through the air, twitching and spasming. The dead Testificates have pale green skin, and their eyes are empty holes, containing only the tiniest specks of white. Each of their mouths are contorted into smiles, and these smiles don't show affection - only teeth. Their robes are tattered, each displaying some kind of insignia. Some of the Testificates are holding weapons - weapons they were buried with. Indigo fire courses through their bodies, the things keeping them alive.
"Alright, that worked! Now I can control sand and an unstoppable undead army! So, Testificates! What do you have to say for yourselves?" The deceased Testificates try to speak, but they can't. Only ragged wheezing and hoarse sounds come from their mouths, dry and stained with disuse. "Hm. Don't speak, then. Fight instead. Try attacking this Chief so--" Without another word, the wall of Testificates advances towards the Chief. The Scribe's will is so absolute that they obey him without a second thought. Such is the power of the Indigo Flame.
Looking down, the Scribe sees that the red power of the Crux Ansata is glowing with a purple tint. Whatever the Indigo Flames are doing, it looks like the Crux is reacting to it... or even amplifying it. "Is this your true power? Like this flame manipulates the minds of living beings... Do you manipulate the 'minds' of blocks? Ha... Hahaha... HAHAHAHA! YES!" The Scribe raises his arms in triumph! "THIS IS PERFECT! Everything's going exactly as planned! Now I'm one step closer... And they'll do all the work for me."
The Testificates advance towards the Chief, surrounding him. Still held together by chains of glass, he can't move. Any projectile attacks he throws at the Testificates pass right through their rotting frames. Corporeal damage won't affect them - the thing keeping them alive is the Scribe's pure determination and will. The Scribe takes a large step into the ground, more tendrils of sand piercing through the Chief. The Testificates all lay their hands on the tendrils, corrupting the sand with black power. The liquid darkness surges across the Chief's body in a malignant spiderweb formation, causing him to howl in pain.
The Testificates put their cursed touch on the Chief themselves, extending their indigo power and their blighted magics onto him. He becomes corrupted, the integrity and structure of his code clashing with the overwhelming urge to submit to the indigo, to follow in its ways. His skin grows darker and darker as his body begins to literally decompose and lose its shape around him, melting into nothingness - he's losing the determination to live.
After several minutes of this agonizing torture, the Scribe puts his hand up and the Testificates stop. "That will be all." The Testificates fly back to their coffins, the lids of which rattle and fly back on. The coffins all sink into the ground, lying there, away from their original resting places. The Desert Temples stay lodged in the earth, unmoving. And the coiling sand of the planet still wraps around the Chief like a sandstorm. "Now that they've weakened you, it's time for the killing blow. Well, this probably won't actually kill you. But it will serve as a fitting end to this latest experiment."
The Scribe takes all of the sand on the planet and wraps it into an ultra-fine spear, shrinking all of the sand down into its densest form, so dense that millions of blocks are occupying the space of one, so dense that it's glowing with creative energy. The Scribe barely manages to hold it as he hoists it upwards and shoves it through the Chief's melting frame, the sand surging and spiraling across his body as everything the Chief is transmutes into it. Soon, the Chief is nothing more than a sandstone statue. Chuckling, the Scribe takes off the Crux Ansata. Its glow subsides, and the Chief crumbles in the wind.
Later...
The Scribe stores the Crux Ansata away in a vault, locking it with an unseen combination. He adds some details to his book, writing about the experiment he just observed and adding information to various pages in kind. Whatever he's planning, this was some sort of step towards an end result. He then checks on the progress of his charges - one denoted by a symbol of currency, and another with three small dots arranged in a triangular formation. They're going fairly well. When the time arises, he'll devote serious time into them.
Lastly, the Scribe takes a look at a box. This box is a peculiar one, mind you. It's peculiar in that it's completely invisible and intangible, barely even qualifying as an actual object in the code of the universe - the Scribe had to pull some strings for it to be classified as such. Inside of the "box" are nine "slots", seven of them empty and two of them occupied by symbols of radiant power - power so great that the Scribe can't even understand it. He grins.
"I've put too much work into this to stop now. It's time for the Third to rise again. Who knows? This might be the answer to more than just one of my problems..."
The Scribe shuts the box.
I can't attack without the entities there, because I can't see the HP of them and if they're dead.\
But WHO CARES?
Healium && Hoodie = Healium Jacket 5/6 Good thing I'm metallic, I can heal from this when I'm done!
Darkimin II Blood Testing "Butterfly" (Yes, they call that thing a "butterfly" where I go for blood tests.) = Bloodform 3/9
+2 to Ire
Sukard 32/50 (+1 from Pokefan)
Matt 8/15 (+1 from Pokefan)
It's like the Master Chief, ain't it, eh?
I accidentally do a 360 no scope for the wrong series, and then attempt to t-bag his head off.
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War, war never changes.
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Author's Note: Same to you, Erelye. I can't wait to do more things like this, hehe.
IMPERATOR: 20/50 ==================================================
The Bodyguard: 10/50 ================================================== (+2 from Erelye)
+2 to Erelye
After leaving the SMD, Bomber promptly has the majority of his money taken out of circulation and stored in a secure location to prevent massive inflation. Perhaps he will have a use for it in the future, but he will settle with having a few billion more circulated dollars in the hands of his company.
Noticing Creed, Bomber gives him the Soul Booster. Creed receives a boost to his stats. Bomber cannot retrieve the Soul Booster until Creed is dead.
Bomber continues his assault, attacking The Chief once more. If the badge is destroyed, this attack will hit The Chief himself instead. The crowd of Devilites was starting to make their commute back to Hellco. through a portal they opened in front of them. Bomber stopped them all before they left, and talked to the Pit Boss in charge of this particular group of Devilites. "Hey, before you and your workers get back to your jobs, I have a special request. I need you to help me build a really, REALLY big cannon." Bomber stopped for a moment, his eyes scanning the landscape around him. "We'll put it up on that hill over there. With some good effort it should be done within a reasonable amount of time." The Pit Boss nodded, not one to disappoint his superiors. He turned to the Devilites, his deep voice projecting quite well.
"Alright everyone, seems we are going to be working a little overtime here." There was a collective groan from the crowd, as their work day was supposed to end in an hour. "Quit complaining, it wont even take that long. Plus, we are going to be receiving a bonus for this special work order, so get to it!" The Devilite crowd seemed much more content with this. Bomber never promised a bonus but didn't oppose it.
The crowd of Devilites and Bomber reached the top of the hill and got to work. They first started by leveling the top of the hill off, creating a flat surface for them to work with. They then created a foundation made of a mixture of steel beams and concrete, using advanced methods to ensure the concrete hardened quickly. A few hours have passed, and the cannon was halfway to completion. Devilites hung from steel beams and unfinished panels, while others worked on the ground level below. The Pit Boss took a sip from his mug and walked over to Bomber, noticing a problem.
"Uh, sir, I have noticed a small... error in your blueprints. First of all, there are no recoil suppression devices on any of the blueprints. And second, we are building the cannon facing the opposite direction from our desired target." Bomber's expression didn't waver. "Trust me on this one, everything is going exactly according to plan. Just keep building." Bomber returned to installing the control panel at the base of the cannon, which was facing toward The Chief instead of away like it normally would.
One more hour later, the cannon was almost complete. They were raising the barrel up into place with a crane. With the barrel finally affixed to the body, the cannon was complete. It was quite impressive, probably being one of the largest cannons most people here have seen. Not Bomber, though. Not by a mile. Bomber had redirected the crowd of Devilites to a far away location that was still within view of the cannon and the battlefield. They laid low in a trench they had dug out about 30 minutes prior, peering over the edge with uncertainty. They passed hard hats around to each other, each Devilite a little bit afraid. Bomber sat at the control panel with a hardhat of his own, a determined look on his face. "This has to work." Bomber punched in a few keys. He then pushed the lever labeled "POWER" to full. The barrel was at a 90 degree angle, perpendicular to the ground, and pointed away from The Chief. What Bomber hoped to accomplish with this was unclear.
He put a key into a keyhole, unlocking the Plexiglas box covering the big red button that would, well, fire the cannon. Pressing the switch would give Bomber about 15 seconds to get to safety before the thing fired. Normally he could stay at the control panel and would be with a whole crew dedicated to maintaining and firing the cannon, but this was a special case. Bomber paused for a moment, mentally preparing himself. The moment he pressed the button, he began running for his life. Bomber sprinted down the hill, nearly tripping over himself. He held the hardhat on his head so it didn't fall off. Bomber counted seven seconds. The trench was just ahead. At this point he was most likely safe, but had to be sure. Ten seconds. Bomber jumped over the edge of the trench and turned around, ready to watch. He plugged his ears (even though he had none), ready for an extremely loud noise.
Twelve. Thirteen. Fourteen. Fift-
There was a deafening explosion as the massive cannon launched its projectile - in the other direction. What did happen was unexpected to everyone except Bomber and the Pit Boss. The immense recoil from the cannon wasn't suppressed in any way, shape, or form. And it was designed this way on purpose. The recoil ripped the cannon from the hill and propelled it straight at The Chief, becoming a gigantic metal projectile. It soared over the battlefield, its metal structure letting out a horrible groaning noise. It then slammed into The Chief violently, sending metal beams and plates flying everywhere. The Chief was sent back a great distance and crushed under the weight of the cannon. The Chief was briefly knocked out by the impact and found himself trapped under the wreckage of the cannon.
The Devilites blinked their beady little eyes. They weren't exactly sure if what happened was intentional or not, but it was cool. They broke into a cheer, giving each other high-fives and celebratory embraces. Bomber cracked a big, cheesy grin, and the Pit Boss simply scribbled something on his clipboard and adjusted his glasses. Bomber climbed out of the trench, a little shakily at first. He turned to all the Devilites in the trench and congratulated them for their hard effort. In a good mood, he decided to give them a two day paid vacation, which only set their celebration into overdrive. Bomber conjured a maroon portal to Hellco. for them all to exit through. The Devilites ran through the portal, ready to have some R&R. The Pit Boss went through last, simply nodding at Bomber before he went through. The portal sealed itself behind them, fading away in the smoky air.
Creed assaults The Chief once more with his hellpistols, unleashing another volley of armor-piercing shots upon him. Again, since The Chief lacks armor or damage reduction, there is an increased chance of a minicrit!
Creed gains +1 to his Infiltration counter. Since the counter is at 2, he is now able to infiltrate something! A squadron of 25 Cadian Shock Troopers suddenly come running out from a nearby bush that was too small to conceal 25 people. They stand at Creed's side, ready to fight the heretics. Creed orders 5 of the Lasgun Troopers to guard him, while the other 16 Lasgun Troopers, the 2 Autocannon Troopers, and the 2 Grenade Launcher Troopers are to attack The Chief! The Grenade Launcher Troopers load and fire Krak Grenades.
Stats:
Cadian Shock Trooper Squdaron: Lasgun Trooper x21, Autocannon Trooper x2, Grenade Launcher Trooper x2: 3,000 HP each.
Lasgun Trooper: Fires their Lasgun, which is a laser weapon. Not very effective on its own, but powerful in larger numbers.
Autocannon Trooper: Armed with a powerful rapid-fire weapon, they deal high single-target damage.
Grenade Launcher Trooper: They use weapons that can be set to fire either Krak Grenades or Frag Grenades:
-Krak Grenades: Armor-penetrating damage. May minicrit enemies with no armor/damage reduction.
-Frag Grenades: AoE damage.
Kustom Shoota-Burna || Pyrothelene = Kustom Shoota-Scorcha (Level 9: 10/10)
Alchemy Complete!
Equipped with stronger fuel, the Burna is now considered a Scorcha, able to unleash fiery death more intensely. The burn chance is increased, and the Scorcha part of the weapon has a small chance to hit a second entity since the flames spew across such a large area.
Slot Machine Gun && RNG Device = R.N.G. (Level 8: 8/9)
Bomber started a new alchemy.
Circlet && Mantle of Intelligence = Null Talisman (1/?)
This talisman is said to reduce the effects of spells cast against the wearer. Every so often, it will lower the damage of an attack aimed at Bomber or whoever is equipped with this item. Like with the Soul Booster, Bomber can either attempt to equip this item for himself (and be left up to Tazz on whether he can or not) or give it to another entity, in which case Bomber will retrieve the item when that entity dies.
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Ekimu the Mask Maker: 13/50
Cobweb && Sewing Needle && Trace of Magic = Spellweaver (4/8)
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
comic. 9/50
Imperator 21/50
Spear && Water Titan Essence = ? 3/11
Normal Essence of Temmie && Armor = Temmie Armor 5/11
+2 Ire
I consult occult forces for a brief moment, then get to work building a grand tower. It appears to be 8 floors tall, with incredibly deadly traps on each floor. The floors go as follows:
FIRST FLOOR: The Maze
Contains an evershifting labyrinth of madness, complete with excessive amounts of enemies to whittle them down.
SECOND FLOOR: Water Room
Will probably drown you. Depends on if you can drown.
THIRD FLOOR: Fire Room
... screw it I'm just gonna list the rest of the floors without statement.
FOURTH FLOOR: Blizzard Room
FIFTH FLOOR: Electricity Room
SIXTH FLOOR: Neecle Room
Wait, wait, wait. "Neecle Room"?
Well, yeah. That's what it says in the anime.
That's stupid. Fix it.
No.
Bah, fine.
SEVENTH FLOOR: Vacuum Room
...
Not that kind of vacuum. Think "explosive decompression".
EIGHTH FLOOR: Gravity Room
The Badge isn't particularly impressed with this tower, and destroys it all in one shot. However, the basement is completely intact. Why do you *think* I put so little effort into those floors? The badge examines the Basement Door, and is promptly assaulted by heavy amounts of Red Sun energies. It shrugs them off, due to its healing the Chief in the sun. However, the hinges of the door, which appear to made of walnuts, suddenly fly off the door, smashing the Badge.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Salt 49/50
Imperator 21/50
+2 to Erelye.
Flowmetal && Wand = Flowmetal Wand 4/??
Ebbmetal && Sword = Ebbmetal Sword 4/??
==Action==
Crystal decides to boost the Cellular Lifeforms once more. He consults occult forces, before opening a portal to Dimension 953. He steps through, and is immediately assaulted by a wave of weirdness. The wave runs off after stealing Crystal’s wallet - one he specifically prepared for just such an occasion. Improbability energy swirls around him as he searches for the proper source. He walks through fields of Gruyère cheese, before coming across a strange (well, normal for Dimension 953) object lying on the ground - an ivory cheese-saw. He picks the saw up, and starts sawing off chunks of the cheese that surrounds him. A rock band descends from the sky, providing an awesome soundtrack as Crystal saws off slice after slice of delicious, nutty cheese and carries it back to the Battlefield, dropping the cheese saw on the way. Once he arrives back, he gives his collected cheese a magical tap and it dissolves into pure improbability energy, which Crystal collects into a highly-dense ball and puts through a complex magical transformation that adds up to rotating the energy 180 degrees on some higher magical plane, which leaves him with a ball of the exact opposite, probability energy. He directs this superconcentrated probability energy into Never Tell Me The Odds, supercharging it, before instructing the alchemy to buff the Cellular Lifeforms’ mutation mechanic. They now have a better chance of getting a more favorable mutation, and may also mutate this turn if the buff is strong enough.
==Entities==
Yeah, nope.
==Story==
The Thaumic Beyond floats high above a barren, lifeless planet in a relatively generic planetary system somewhere in the Void. Three planets and a couple of asteroid belts, each planet being barren and lifeless, although otherwise Earth-like, orbiting an A-type main sequence star. Crystal has picked out the closest planet to the sun to be his base, and the largest planet, in the middle orbit, to be the target of an undertaking known as Project Sethis. The base planet will be slowly terraformed using technology Crystal has picked up along his universal travels, including a good amount of magic, while the planet designated for Project Sethis… That will be seen, later. Of note is that the planet of Project Sethis is more a metal planet than a rock planet, being made of a great proportion of iron, nickel, gold, and other metals. This is important for the project.
In the meantime, not wanting to start Project Sethis until later in the storypost, Crystal instead works on his first real megascale engineering project - producing the magical drones needed to shield the system completely. He has the design - a cube 2.5 meters on a side composed of Guardmetal and Flowmetal, with an Ea Mechanism, a Thaumonomitron, and a FTL Crystal Mover embedded inside. The Ea Mechanism provides the magical power, the Thaumonomitron shapes and channels that magic, and the FTL Crystal Mover provides propulsion. The Guardmetal forms the main body, while Flowmetal forms each of the eight corners to provide a magical focus for the Ea Mechanism/Thaumonomitron pair to project their magic from. The entire thing is coated in a thin layer of voidmetal that has been further infused with void energies, rendering it both nearly indistinguishable from the blackness of space and nearly unnoticeable due to the void energies. Appropriate, considering these drones' main purpose will be to project and reinforce a field of void energy around the system that shields it from discovery. The Thaumic Construct inside the Thaumic Beyond is the current system-shielder, but its shield’s flimsy - the magic’s spread thin.
These drones can be mass-produced with proper Alchemiter usage, and thus can reinforce the shield and even be used for other things once the shield is properly strengthened. Three can be produced per day if just using the Alchemiter to create the base components, while nine can be produced if, as Crystal is, you abuse the duplication function of the Alchemiter to copy a single, meticulously crafted prototype unit while boosting the Alchemiter with a pair of Origin Wands' creation energy to make up for any shortcomings of copying. The void energy is already growing denser from the drones that have been produced - a relatively small number of drones will be required to maintain the field once it's fully charged, simply stabilizing the field and replacing any energy that dissipates.
While the drones are being created, Crystal begins Project Sethis. The first step is the creation of an initial set of nanobots - he accomplishes this by vastly augmenting a copy of the Mage's Reservecomputer. Firstly, he infuses a set of general-purpose nanobots into the magibots along with 64 thaums each of Machina, Fabrico, and Perfodio essentia. This swaps them from being focused on computation to being a more generalized magic-powered set of nanobots - although they lose none of their computational power, simply gaining a set of other capabilities. After that, he infuses a more interesting set of items into these nanobots - two Ea Mechanisms, for magic generation, a pair of Origin Wands, for creation of anything, a Transmutation Tablet, for easy duplication and transmutation of matter, a Klein Star Omega, so the bots can store EMC to transmute with, and a Large Crystal Mover for movement and spatial manipulation. Admittedly, each bot only gets about one quadrillionth of the total power of the infused items, (assuming each bot is a cubic micrometer in size and the total volume of bots is a cubic decimeter, that is) but they can link up and combine abilities for much greater power. Plus, the fact that each bot is so low-powered means they can still self-replicate without using up too much magic and creation energy on each. And, in fact, self-replication is their reason for existence.
If provided with the proper raw materials, mainly metals - although the integrated transmutation function allows nearly anything to be transformed into the proper raw materials - one of these can self-replicate in about an hour. They use creation energy to get around any lack of materials and to create any more esoteric components that are required for their magical side. If a bot is working from a complete lack of raw materials, the time to self-replicate is multiplied by 6 to end up at 6 hours. Even working with EMC generation from the infused Ea Mechanisms and the creation energy from the infused Origin Wands, the creation of the materials for another bot takes a long time. Either way, the purpose of Project Sethis should be clear now.
The project’s end goal is transforming an entire planet into a mobile, magic-powered, nanobot-constructed masterpiece of a home/spaceship/warship, named after the world of Al Sethis in a fan fiction universe Crystal visited once and enjoyed quite a bit. The original Al Sethis was an artificial planet-sized warship able to move under its own power. Crystal liked the idea, but thought it was... uninspired. Constructing his improved version from magical nanobots will not only make it hopefully much more powerful, as every little bit of the planet will be producing magic, but also much more versatile - nanobots can reconfigure themselves in a second into buildings or tunnels or anything, the whole thing being hopefully protected by a thick skin of Blackguard created by the creation energies of sextillions of nanobots working together. And from there camouflage can be created by just dumping dirt and various other things on top, before sculpting them into a reasonable approximation of a landscape. Really, a planetary base will be unnecessary once Project Sethis is completed. Happily, he can feed the terraformed planet to the newly christened MTS Sethis once it’s completed, and then work out a Dyson Sphere for the star. But that’s later. (MTS = Multiversally-Traveling Starship.)
Crystal floods creation energy into the nanobots, duplicating them totally, before storing one cubic decimeter of the nanobots away in his inventory and deploying the other cubic decimeter of nanobots onto the designated planet. He has Crystallum establish a mental link to them, before setting them to self-replicate by absorbing materials from their immediate environment. Project Sethis has begun.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
>???: Reveal.
You are Fedora Bellum, more commonly known as the Euphorer. You specialize in dank memes.
You are also Mardek's Ancestor, because this game is set in the past. What did you expect?
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Just call me Fedora the Euphorer!
I ask the .jpeg Abomination a question.
"How much .jpeg can a .jpeg abomination abominate if a .jpeg abomination could abominate .jpeg?"
While the .jpeg Abomination is distacted, a giant LaserDisc falls into the battlefield and explodes the Chief's badge.
Some of the damage spills to the .jpeg Abomination.
Epic Sax Guy bonks the Chief's badge and heals the AZ BoC.
//Charges//
Git Gud: 1/50
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Alchemies//
Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && The Big Chill & Andruil, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10) (4/11)
Cloak && Eclipse Titan Essence = Falso Aere (Level 10) (4/11)
Level 002 - 000000088000/000000101000
Alchemies
Empty Interlocking Cubic Module && Quantum Solar Panel = Cubic Solar Panel Module (3/9)
Empty Interlocking Cubic Module && Eight MFSUs = Cubic Battery Module (3/9)
Charges
Project M08-➊ (27/50) (+2 from Fseftr)
Project M07-The Phonetician (44/50)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
I withdraw the Zirconium Manipulation Cube and SCP-4822-DTG and transmute some air into a giant chunk of zirconium that drops onto the Sp00pinator.
Walker: level 2, 530000 damage
Something Big: 9/50 (+2 from UserZero)
Something Big: 9/50 (+1 from UserZero)
Walker struggles with the lack of EoTB, and confused about what to do, decides to power up The Chief with a stack of Fortification while he stalls for a plan.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Man, it's so hard contributing to the team with those crocodile-things around that are incredibly confusing!
Well, I wouldn't worry about it! It's badge-defacing time!
Guitar Solo: 18/40
Team Buff: 3/5
Rusty Axe && Glass Frit == Plain Axe [Lvl.2?] 2/3
I help out and give an extra charge point (+1 per charge) to Pricey12345.
I now fire several shots into the Chief's Badge using the Manaticon Flamesprayer, since my axe probably doesn't have enough damage output!
Regardless of me being pretty confused with walls of texts dispensed regularly by my co-players (particularly TwinBuilder!, Erelye, Bomber57, and probably someone else I'm forgetting), I feel like being nice and buffing you guys (well, more generally, my faction) soon.
HELLVET: Nah, I feel like killing things.
VERDAN: I feel like helping our team.
HELLVET: I want to go kill things.
VERDAN: I want to go help our team.
HELLVET: Why can't I go kill things?
VERDAN: Why can't I go help our team?
HELLVET: Killing things is fun! It's the inherent psychopathic nature of killing things that makes it so enjoyable!
VERDAN: Helping our team is important! Sure, it might not be the most exciting job, but you'll earn the favor and trust of our teammates! And I never said I didn't like fighting! Anyone who can support their teammates and fight alongside them can become a real threat to the opposing force!
HELLVET: Well, I feel like becoming more of a threat than a COMBAT MEDIC.
VERDAN: Are you accusing me of being a useless Medic?
HELLVET: Yes, I am.
VERDAN: At least I'm not being a stupid pocket and I'm not a W+M1 useless Pyro who charges head-on suicidally.
HELLVET: What's wrong with Pyro? The W+M1 tactic is also effective at making chaos!
VERDAN: You could be doing something better with Pyro! Use the Degreaser for some really broken puff-and-shoot (with the Reserve Shooter) combos! You could equip the Homewrecker to really help Engineers out against Spies (which really damn helps)! You could use Mouse 2 to extinguish your teammates and keep them in the fight after they're ignited (which also really damn helps)!
HELLVET: All those things don't suit me very well. I want to kill as many things as possible in the shortest amount of time.
VERDAN: Fine, then. If you're going to be a jerk and not use it for ambushing like smart people use it for, use the Phlogistinator.
Damage: 33K/40K [========================================]
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Drawing from Japan's truly massive stockpile of creatures called Yokai, I thumb through my Grimoire until I reach the relevant page for Tsukumogami. I then summon them, animating every minecraftian object left unattended. The now living equipment attacks Chief's Badge.
Entities:
Hecatonchire; Attacking Chief's Badge (Both Times)
Inventory:
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1]
Alchemies in-progress:
Heavy Rousing Sword King Rouzer && Ten Commandments || Class Cards = Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] (7/10)
Fur Collared Jacket || Nemean Hide = Nemean Jacket [Level 10] (5/11)
Charges:
...Something? 3/15 (+ from Talist): Yeah, something is going to happen...
Lacrima 1/20: There's something to be said about a power that lifts all it's restrictions and costs for so little. Touching a ghost’s anchor, being in City or a realm of the dead, when your is a ghost. But the best reason is that those same restrictions are lifted in times of true desperation, when failure would lead to ruin or death, or when protecting something you truly care about.
Boosts:
+1 for Talist
+1 for Twin
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
I can't attack without the entities there, because I can't see the HP of them and if they're dead.
But WHO CARES?
Healium && Hoodie = Healium Jacket 6/6 Good thing I'm metallic, I can heal from this! Done! I put it on.
Darkimin II Blood Testing "Butterfly" (Yes, they call that thing a "butterfly" where I go for blood tests.) = Bloodform 4/9
+2 to Ire
Sukard 33/50
Matt 9/15
Of course the putting on the alchemy doesn't count as an action, right? Well then,
The battlefield is getting kinda boring on here without music.
So guess what time it is?
It's time to do...
A R-R-R-REMIX!!!!
As said, I do a remix with a turntable and some other instruments. I do a remix of the Shovel Knight theme, except I trim the music terribly, the volume is a wee bit too high, it is mixed in with MLG noises and Justin Bieber songs. Also, it has speakers aimed at wherever Uzi goes, cranked up at 420x the volume. The music cannot be blocked by anything whatsoever. The music is special, because everyone else hears it at regular volume and it sounds amazing.
Oh, and did I forget to mention that it's earmuff of other sound-proofing things proof?
Suddenly, the turntable sprouts a flamethrower and a pick. If she is wearing a regular earmuffs of military grade earmuffs, the flamethrower BURNS IT.
If she's wearing any kind of really hard earmuffs, the pick chips it away with it's Ultimata Metal.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
I was thinking and thinking and thinking.... I turn my ideas into a SUPER DUPER MEGA BATHTUB that is 5x bigger than the Chief and the chief is instantly teleported into a SDM Bathtub.
as the Chief appears in the Mega Bathtub, there is water covered in acid completely covers him then I turn the water into oil while i chuck a Molotov cocktail to burn the oil and fry him up while i summon 35 explosive super bright skeletons that attacks him while blowing themselves up. as he tries to escape, he cannot climb up the walls because i made that walls of the bathtub unclimbable with Super slippery stuff. I summon a sun which is 66x brighter then the sun burning him to the floor of the bath and after that, I unplug the bath plug while the mini Blackholes inside the holes sucking him in then i create a Whitehole to spit him out at someone who attacked my summon while i laced someone with Michael Bay explosives and spikes. The Bathtub disappeared after the madness i've caused.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 14/50 +1 from Talist
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 14/50 +1 from Talist
Sp00py Emperor Spoopinator's Action: I CRUSH THE SLAMMER WITH MY LUNGE 0F SP00P.
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Spoopinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time
Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blaster Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
So guys I'll gladly appreciate any support you will give to this ship, if you help me keeping this entity alive I ensure you that the damage output will be worth it over time.
Let's use this charge:
Hezetor starts to fly upwards until reaching the approximate altitude of about 100 km from the ground.
After a moment of concentration he opens a huge dimensional portal from which emerges a huge spaceship.
Rugname summoned!
Rugname (Airborn)
HP 1.000.000
Energy 100/100
This 140m ship of pure martian technology is the motherboard of the Martians empire from a certain universe.
By itself it will not attack but will produce many entities to defend and attack.
To produce these entities it has a "energy" value of 100 that is what the ship can spend every turn, this value return at max every turn.
It is piloted by Rootmars by a complex system of neuronal valves.
In the ship there is a special cloning machine capable of duplicating biological creatures. (sadly weaker version of them)
Notice how being at 100km from the ground entities that would like to attack it will need a proper way to reach it.
Rootmars
HP 200.000
This giant sized brain thing is the leader of the martians and pilot of all ship functions.
Killing him will leave the ship to itself causing a terrible fall to the ground.
Its immense psychic powers allow him to create giant sized sphere of pure mental death. (20.000 of damage)
Now with the creatures that the ship will produce:
Dai-Manjii (Airborn)
HP 130.000
Requires 136.35 of energy
These enormous sized UFOs are the main defense of the ship, by positioning themselves on the main entrance they block the access to enemies.
A part from that they produce 1 Mini-UFO every turn.
His main attack is a powerful bolt of energy. (15.000)
Every other turn it heals itself of half is full HP.
Is capable of firing an extremely powerful energy beam just under itself (cannot use it for 3 turns after one use).(20.000)
Can fire multiples energy attacks to cause AOE damage. (weaker of the lighting but AOE) (7.000)
Just like every ufo in every universe it can "capture" creatures under itself with a special beam.
The ship needs a charge up of 3 turns to be allowed to build one, but can put points on it while waiting for that.
Monoeye's UFO
HP 130.000
Cost 272.7
An unique ship indeed, it comes with Monoeyes with it (8) it's attack is a giant monolith of pure law that falls from the sky, that's why it is usually called "The 10 commandments". (7.000)
This unique ship has the ability to mutate biological being in his area and turn them into zombies, the zombie created by this
process are under the mental control of the ship.
Monoeye (Airborn)
HP 20.000
These aliens are slim and 15m tall, they levitate with their psychic powers and are capable of firing powerful energy spheres to the enemy, they can also use telekinesis to attack. (9.000)
Mini-UFO (Airborn)
HP 27.000
Cost 5.45
These little UFO are piloted by Mars People.
Their attack is a single laser beam fired by the ship. (5.000)
They can fire a special beam to do AOE more damage but requires a 2 turn recharge. (5.000)
If the UFO should crash or be destroyed the alien inside of it might as well teleport away to avoid death.
Big Eye (Airborn)
HP 27.000 [4500]
Cost 4.54 [0.75]
The hp and cost here listed are for 6 of them, because they act and fight as a whole, while in [] are listed the values of them singularly.
This little ships may seem biological at first look but are completely mechanical.
They storm in groups of 6 where the first one is colored in red, the other 5 will follow him and act just like him.
Their main attack is a little energy orb. (6.000) [1000]
They compensate their weakness by their ability to fly fast and well, this should give them a evasion bonus. (evasive 20%)
Given their big numbers and peculiar nature these machines will engage in many different "formations" where they gain more damage and lost some of their evasive bonus, the important thing to notice is that their damage is higher that the summation of their base damage.
Mars Mecha
HP 80.000
Cost 9.09
These giant contraptions are defense drones used inside the Rugname. They attack by dropping bouncing bubbles. (3.000)
Often will tank hits directed to others mars entities.
UFO (Airborn)
HP 27.000
Cost 7.57
The remotely controlled UFOs are a faster variant of the Mini-UFO. They attack by firing a laser beam from their bottom. (8.000)
Being very fast they have a 10% evasion chance.
Mars People
These cephalopods with psychic abilities are aliens from planet Mars, they come in various fashions.
They can teleport and fly (just for some seconds)
They all attack with a special gun capable of firing spores, this is very effective on biological beings, but not so much on mechanical ones.
Strongest ones also posses abilities of weaker ones.
All of them posses a 20% chance of avoiding the first attack that might hit them, thanks to their teleporting ability.
Weak (rookie)
HP 5.000
Cost 0.9
4.000 damage
Medium (elite)
HP 35.000
Cost 5.45
6.000 damage
Capable of going in a special sequence of teleport that allows them to attack the enemy while dodging nearly every attack. [III] (10.000)
Strong (Captains)
HP 50.000
Cost 9.09
7.000 damage
Given their mastery of teleport ability they have 50% evasion chance.
Hopper mecha
HP 6.000
Cost 0.9
Small robots that serve as the primary defense inside the Rugname. They come in massive numbers and attack by charging energy and exploding. (10.000)
We love suicide robots
Ring laser mecha
HP 50.000
Cost 17.17
This is a robotic unit controlled by an organic brain with robotic arms. Their weapon consists of a deadly laser beam. (10.000)
They can use telekinesis to a certain extend.
Being already next to the ship I proceed to create an immense energy barrier around the entrance of the ship thanks to the module of Energy Shield Manipulation just installed on the Modular Armor.
So that PZ-GS entities and enemies cannot enter, yes I can make the barrier in a way that PZ and N players can enter.
Rugname will produce:
5 Mini-Ufo
1 Mars Mecha
10 Mars People Weak
12 Big eye
and will put the remaining 45.66 points in one Dai-manjii 1/3
The newly produced units will defend Rootmars and attack all PZ-GS entities and players that come close to the ship.
The Stell Predator will attack the mechari or if he is dead a random PZ entity.
+2 to Topazian
Rugname 50/50 It's here!
The Power 8/50 Gentle
and the Glory 1/50 Giant
Power Glove || (Java Virtual Machine && an old magazine on cheats && list of Minecraft commands && command block) = The Power Glove (Level 9: 5/10)
Module && Alchemiter = Punch Card Shunt (Level 5 3/6)
I become massive and i beat up the massive mountain known as Ebbot with my Mountain-rock fists smashing it's mountain, while i take some Ebbotine pieces, then i crush the pieces together, making into a shape of a Temmie and show it to King tEMBO as a gift.
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component A 15/50
Modified Nuclear Quest Giving Taco Component B 15/50
Sp00py Emperor Spoopinator's Action: N/A
Skills for a Massive Skeleton like Monster (Spoopinator)
Spooky Slash Can be used every-time
Lunge of Sp00p: II
Sp00py Shield: IIIII
Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIIII
Sp00py Scary... IIIIIIIIIII
+1 Talist, +1 Mega/Redstone
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blaster Form. Current Time: Bad Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Echeladder 15/50
22/45 Badge 7 cobalt x2
+2 cobalt
Badges: 6/8
Stun Gun AND Scranton Reality Anchor 4/10 Keeping it Real
Chemotherapy Drugs AND Water Hose = 2/? Mitosis Minimizer
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Mercury heals the binary slime by feeding it delicious foodstuffs.
PRICEY, I AM TRYING TO +1 YOUR CHARGES! D=
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I am sorry but i will claim it when Tazz posts after school (Stupid school keeps me busy...) Also DTG is also School sometimes.
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
10/10 Obsidian Stronghold
12/20 EXOS Assist
My Action: I team up with the 1st ESFB to create a huge summoning portal. Slowly, ominously, a huge cube of obsidian rises out of it. What is it? Its probably the Obsidian Stronghold, but it looks more like a Monolith in cube shape. Luckily for the game balance, it is actually an Obsidian Stronghold and not a copy of the Black Monolith. It floats around slowly (counts as immobile, but can follow the battle and may count as airborne).
Obsidian Stronghold [GS]: 200000/200000 HP
Effects: The obsidian stronghold has an unusual list of effects it causes:
Paradox Nullifiers: The Strongohld has a 75% chance to stop a Paradox before it takes effect. This can be overridden by the controller of the Stronghold however.
Power Booster: While on a team, the Stronghold gives all players on that team 10% more damage, and reduces damage they sustain by 10%.
Endermen backup: Every round, spawns additional endermen to provide +5000 HP to the 1st ESFB Engineers (effect can increase max HP of 1st ESFB Engineers at half efficiency). 1st ESFB can repair the Obsidian Stronghold for 20% of their HP as an action.
Ender Core: If an attacker destroys the Obsidian Stronghold, they can choose to either destroy it or take it over. If they take it over, the Stronghold and 1st ESFB Engineers recover 50% of their HP and switch over to the control of the attacker that destroyed it (and switch teams too).
1st ESFB: The 1st ESFB's Obsidian Stronghold charge still charges, and when it completes the Obsidian Stronghold charge again, the Stronghold gains an upgrade. The 1st ESFB gain an increased dodge chance as well (since they teleport inside the castle), and are not eliminated if they hit 0 HP (so they can be brought back to full strength by the Stronghold's enderman summoning ability).
EXOS Action: I use some clever Sniper Drone maneuvering to shoot at the Chief's badge. From the back. This blows the Chief's badge off of his body, where some other cleverly placed Sniper Drones use a barrage of shots from below (as for how I got them there, remember I have Cube Drones that are really good at mining) to send the Badge upward faster than gravity can pull it down, and this barrage continues until the Badge ends up in orbit. This forces the Chief to go recover it, while outside the Earth's atmosphere (causing him to suffer really severe burning from the massively increased solar energy not blocked by the atmosphere and not blocked by the Badge he just lost, not to mention the lack of air and such).
Foundation Action: The Foundation guy trying to capture Psy-Godmodder using SCP-713 gets tired of the constant dodging, and decides to massively increase all the hitboxes using {REDACTED}. This makes dodging impossible (your hitbox is too big), causes bodyguarding to have a 50% chance to fail (you cant figure out where the hitbox of the thing you are guarding is), and causes attackers to have a 10% chance to hit a friendly (you cant figure out where your ally's hitbox is, so you might hit it on accident). This lasts until the end of the round.
Before I get to the inevitable announcement: I really hate pulling this every other update. I REALLY do.
That being said, I can't afford to update today NOR tuesday, and updating will be shakier than usual until Thanksgiving break is over.
On the flipside of things, however, Thanksgiving Break means holiday, so for your patience and having a Happy Thanksgiving (or whatever other holidays you may celebrate this time of year if you're not American), everyone's charges go up by +3. Hooray!
I hope you have a happy holiday/week that takes place on an American Holiday/somesuch!