Destroy the Godmodder

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I throw out three +1s. They can be claimed by gifting me with a +1.
65/100 for the charge of potential
30/35 for The Father
9/11 for Ultimatum
9/11 for Ircucvci
7/11 for Terra Firma

I call forth my allies from the dimension of realness!
How do I call them here?
With the powers of AWESOMENESS!!!
You see, in the realm of awesomeness, time passes much more slowly compared to the realm of realness, and so, uninhibited by any ongoing combat, the giant squid was able to achieve its ultimate form by summoning thousands upon thousands of tentacles without having them sliced off, and the tundra mammoth was able to clone itself and make it no longer the last mammoth on Earth.
Few things are more awesome than a giant army of woolly mammoths led by an eldritch abomination.
CHARGE MY MINIONS!!!
CHAAAAAARRGGGEE!!!!
The massive army of tundra mammoths begins by stampeding the crap out of the godbot's legs, the eldritch squid engages the Godbot in a kaiju-esque wrestling match, a la Pacific Rim.

((depending on how well this goes, I may or may not do something REALLY screwy upon finishing that 35 poster.))
 
+1 to piono player
super attack on hold
summoning (12/20)
absorbing awesome power into awesome bat. stage (1/4)
after absorbing more awesome power, the awesome bat gets a bomb cannon on its end. I fire a bomb straight up into the air and hit it like a baseball into the godbot, where it explodes, damaging all parts
 
Galactic Strike: 41/80
Spiral Nemesis: 28/140
I teleport around using the Large Nano Shotgun's deflector mode in order to deflect the GodBot MK1's bullet hell back at it.
 
+1 to piono player
I give our armies an inspirational pep talk to raise their moral
I have found the Ultimate Instrument; The Golden Lute, the time has almost come Rock Solo (8/10)
 
I tell all of the soldiers to give me their bayonets then I replace them with chainsaw bayonets
I then turn them into laser bayonets and fire them out of the vortex cannon into the godbot mk1's leg
 
>1 / 3

>Charges
26 / 66: True Chaos (+3, Ebolag, Piono)
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono

GA: Hello there, Incarnate.
GA: ...okay, not really. But still...

I ensnare the legs with two long chain-blades, and then trip the entire bot! While it's exposed, I jump onto the Godbot and slip the LUNAR SWORDPACK onto my back.

GA: This better work...

A turquoise light engulfs my body, as I ascend into the air. The moon suddenly appears in the sky, and glows brighter than ever, bathing the entire field in a cobalt glaze. And then, ten shards of solid Cobalt appear behind me. First, eight of the shards begin revolving around me, letting off white streaks of light as they splinter and crack into pieces, each shard turning into masterfully crafted gladiuses. They then fly towards me, and appear as wings behind my back.

The other two pillars fly to my side and begin to morph, first creating gauntlets, then greaves. Then, with a flash of light, I am covered neck-down in armor. Cobalt adorns my body. And then, I become a Valkyrie, weapons orbiting around me. A large sigil materializes behind me, made of pure light. A broken moon.

GA: My head, it-

My voice suddenly becomes mechanical and stoic.

GA: >DIRective ESTablished.
GA: >DEStroy THE GODbot.
GA: >ACTivating ATTack SCHema (1 -> COBALT STORM)

I fly upward, and the moon sigil appears in front of me as my swords flash into place. I launch them downward into the Godbot's legs; they shatter the sigil and pierce whatever armor covers the legs. I then spin around and descend quickly, swords warping back to me. I then point my swords downward in a cone infront of me, and end up drilling straight through the legs.
 
megalazor (7/7) [COMPLETE]
I fire a giant lazor at the GodBot, straight at the cockpit! (If the GodBot (somehow) got destroyed, make me fire the Godmodder)
 
I build a wall of complex paper mache and origami around the ULTC. When the paper hardens, it creates a ridiculously tough structure.

31/40 Metallic Blessing
20/30 Storm of Swords

The Time Fish && Book on Spacial Magic && Tiger Shark 10/11
Double Barrelled Confectionary Cannon && Blast Shields && Tripod 5/8
 
+3 to Piono
R Armor 4/10 (+1 from pionoplayer and CrypticCataclysm)
I cut open a bit of the godbot off, and then put ground coffee in there to make it malfunction.
 
I take 500 of the soldiers, and train them to be wizards!

Dead yet Dreaming (54/100) +4 from Gladius, +1 from Piono, +1 from eboLag - Half way there!
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.

Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 4/11)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION!
[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners:
@CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
@MinerTurtle45
 
I make an awesome joke about the Godbot's mom, causing massive OH SNAP damage!

32/40 Metallic Blessing
21/30 Storm of Swords

The Time Fish && Book on Spacial Magic && Tiger Shark 11/11 COMPLETE! SWEET!
Double Barrelled Confectionary Cannon && Blast Shields && Tripod 6/8
 
>1/3

Training 150 villagers (3/10) On hold
Working on titanium armor (12/25) (+1 from Sirplop, +1 from pionoplayer)
Making potions (4/9)

I give 500 soldiers rocket launchers and they all fire at GodBot's arms.

I'll start keeping track of the soldiers.
Current Soldiers:
9000x Chainsaw Bayonet Soldiers
500x Wizards
500x Rocket Launcher Soldiers
500x Tanks
1000x Bombers
 
Alright, since no one claimed last post's +1s...
I gather up my last post's +1s to assign them to people as well.
+2 to redstone, and +1 to sirplop, gladius, greenpokeman, and crypticcataclysm. (sorry you only got 2 redstone, I had to try and recompense 7 +1s at once. Thanks guys!)

66/100 for the charge of potential
35/35 for The Father
3/45 for Monolithium
10/11 for Ultimatum
10/11 for Ircucvci
8/11 for Terra Firma

As my monsters unleash their death and destruction, I suddenly grab the giant eldritch squid with a massive fishing reel and yank it backwards away from its fist/tentacle-fight with the Godbot.
Hello my friend, time to give you an upgrade.
What's your opinion on lasers?
35/35 EXPENDED!!!
I open up a portal, and through it, all can see the unholy abomination of a beast from the EBF series; The Beholder.
That's right. I went there.
I take my massive amounts of energies, and combine the two, making an absolutely enormous monstrosity with a ridiculously huge pool of health and attack power (the combined power of that giant squid on steroids, plus a fresh 35 post charge), the ability to apply poison with every attack (although that will only be useful if it survives past this boss fight) as well as two special attacks.

Eldritch Beholder:
Censored: deals high damage to a target, and traumatizes them for 2 rounds, (stuns and makes them take increased damage from attacks). has a recharge of 3 rounds. (This is literally what its signature attack is in EBF. Don't blame me. Blame Matt Roszak)
Eye lazor: A massive golden beam of energy hits 1-3 targets, spreading a massive amount of damage evenly between them. has a recharge of 4 rounds.

I cackle maniacally as this massive abomination of a beast slithers and slimes its way across the ground, and immediately grabs the Godbot in a massive crushing tentacle hug, making it nigh-impossible for the Godbot to target anything else...
And you know what, just because this seems like such a horrible idea...
I draw the Kayaws emeralds.
WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP!
A massive beam of golden energy shoots out of the emeralds, hitting the eldritch beholder, immediately supercharging it. As per the rules of the Kayaws emeralds, this will super charge it for 3 rounds.
Sadly, because of the reckless way in which I am using this beastie, I can't supercharge it at a time that will allow its eye lazor to deal extra damage, but I think having a giant invincible eldritch abomination attached to the Godbot makes up for that.

EDIT: welp, my bad. I remembered after typing this that the kayaws emeralds don't grant invincibility, just boosted attack.
I'm gonna boost the eldritch beholder's attack anyways, because why not?
 
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>2/3

Training 150 villagers (3/10) On hold
Working on titanium armor (13/25)
Making potions (5/9)

+1 to Sirplop, +1 to piono and +1 to Redstone

Current Soldiers:
9000x Chainsaw Bayonet Soldiers
500x Wizards
500x Rocket Launcher Soldiers
500x Tanks
1000x Bombers
 
>2 / 3

>Charges
29 / 66: True Chaos (+2, Piono, Sirplop)
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono

Still utilizing the Lunar Swordpack, I arange the cobalt gladii in a circle around me and make them spin at an insane rate. I then dash around the Godbot's legs, allowing the blades to slice and emancipate them. I then realize; I have a healthbar!

[N] gladiusAssailant (Lunar Form)
HP: 25,000 / 25,000
Passive:
Player: Only attacks through my posts.
Lunar Form: Deals insane damage per post. Upon this entity's death, I relieve a massive attack down for a few posts, and a stun.
 
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