Destroy the Godmodder

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15 / 66: True Chaos (+1, Sirplop)
20 / 20: Lunar Swordpack (WEAPON) (+6, Sirplop)
+3 to Sirplop

I finish modding the Lunar Swordpack; it's adjusted to my dimensions, and ready for use!

unaccompaniedTechlord [UT] began pestering gladiusAssailant [GA]
UT: Done yet?
GA: Yeah, it's done.
UT: You'll need the ImmersionGear on to use it.
GA: Got it. Speaking of which, why does it hurt?
UT: What, is the ImmersionGear not to your standards, princess?
GA: Shut up.
GA: I mean, it hurts when things hit me in-game.
UT: That's a side effect.
UT: The ImmersionGear allows you increased control over your characters, even allowing you to break conventional movement cycles in game.
UT: It comes with a price; due to the limited technology of our world, your senses must integrate with the helmet. This provides the improved control, but also makes you feel some pain.
UT: Also, don't die with it on.
GA: ...why not?
UT: You'll die. For real.
GA: OH GOD WHAT!?
UT: Hahahaha.
UT: I jest.
UT: You'll simply be... slightly unconscious.
UT: For about 23 seconds.
GA: That's not... terrible.
GA: But all this for a simple increase in control?
UT: Pretty much, yeah.
GA: ...um
UT: HAVE FUN!
unaccompaniedTechlord [UT] ceased pestering gladiusAssailant [GA]

I decide to NOT use the Lunar Swordpack yet, and instead smite the Enraged Honey Badger with a bolt of lightning, fired from a electrically-charged greatsword! I then swing the sword around, jump foward, and smash the Velociraptor with it.
 
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super attack still on hold until i can summon this thing
summoning (9/20)
My awesome bat absorbs some power from the awesome dimension, and gets awesome turbo thrusters. I activate the thrusters and start spinning at hyper speed like king dedede, and slam my bat into the honey badger multiple times
 
Dead yet Dreaming (42/100) +3 from Gladius
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.

Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 2/11)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Redstonetam, +1 to eboLag

--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION!
[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners:
@CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
@MinerTurtle45

@gladiusAssailant, the Velociraptor is dead. Replace "Velociraptor" with "Bruce Lee"
 
I make a small portal, write a note saying to make me armor, and close the portal. X Armor 1/10
Bullet Hell: 7/9 (+1 from Sirplop)
I rapid fire at Bruce Lee/Honey Badger!
 
Galactic Strike: 36/80
Spiral Nemesis: 23/140
I make a bunch of cheetahs attack the Honey Badger, as the former are, apparently, among the latter's few natural predators.
 
realizing that the Mechas primary laser is still mostly functional and has one charge left, i begin firing it: Laser (1/3)
this guitar solo is gonna be SICK (3/10)
I read Bruce Lee Sad Excerpts from books where dogs die in the end, in order to make him even more emotional
 
With cake in my face, I take the cake and force it into bruce lee's mouth by way of firing it out of the vortex cannon
This shoves it down his throat (and possibly through his head) and into his stomache, where the bacteria paralyze him so that he can't do anything.
Then I finish him off by firing him into the honey badger with the vortex cannon
 
I read a book on complex magical artefacts. And ... you know what? PGs getting kinda boring.

ALIGNMENT CHANGE!

In a furious tornado of strikes, I pummel the Honey Badger with the Kapowashoot, while me from 2 seconds ago beats him up using the Time Fish.

[PG] ----------------> [N]

27/50 Armageddon
16/30 Storm of Swords

The Time Fish && Book on Spacial Magic && Tiger Shark 6/11
Double Barrelled Confectionary Cannon && Blast Shields && Tripod 1/?
 
The laser is still charging (2/3)
I begin setting up amps and deciding on a guitar, Rock Solo (4/10)
I play some of those Sad ASPCA commercials for Bruce Lee, his emotions are really gonna get it now (the honey badger is also in the AOE but it probably wont have any effect)
 
Bullet Hell: 9/9 (+1 from Sirplop) The weapon materializes in my hand. Sweet. I fire at Bruce Lee and teh HOnEy BadGer. I misspelled and used random capitals because this is the Dimension of Awesum!
 
I put the Honey Badger in a headlock, doing no damage but creating an opening for another attack.

28/50 Armageddon
17/30 Storm of Swords

The Time Fish && Book on Spacial Magic && Tiger Shark 7/11
Double Barrelled Confectionary Cannon && Blast Shields && Tripod 2/?
 
Okay, I'm back for a little bit.
+2 to sirplop, +1 to gladius
62/100 for potential
25/35 for The Father
6/11 for Ultimatum
6/11 for Ircucvci
4/11 for Terra Firma

I walk up to the honey badger and sing it Nanny Ogg's epic, "The hedgehog just don't give a darn."
Or something like that. You have to completely inebriated to sing the song properly, and like a true artist, I'm extremely drunk while doing it.
The point is, the honey badger now feels inadequate because there is not a song about how few darns he cares to give.
 
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