Destroy the Godmodder

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A mighty dragonic roar crosses the battle field... 1/4
I get out my Meteor Shower Spell and rain Meteors on the GodBot.
R Armor 8/10 (+1 from CrypticCataclysm)
 
I call forth a bolt of lighting to zap the GodBot's right arm!

Dead yet Dreaming
(61/100)
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.

Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 6/11)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION!
[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners:
@CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
@MinerTurtle45
 
I make an awesome joke about the credibility of the Godbot's processing unit. The Godbot suffers SICK BURN damage!

34/40 Metallic Blessing
23/30 Storm of Swords

Double Barrelled Confectionary Cannon && Blast Shields && Tripod 8/8
The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 2/?
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 2/?
 
Whoa. Get rekt son.
The Eldritch Beholder is supposed to be clinging to the Godbot so that only the Eldritch Beholder can be targeted until there is no more Eldritch Beholder, or was... I suppose at this point that would only get it killed faster.
I was going to ask if I could keep it, but debuffed, but then realized with how much damage I've dealt so far in this fight, I suppose it's only fair.
But seriously. I dealt a whole lot more damage than I thought I would.

+1 to gladius, +2 to sirplop
68/100 for the charge of potential
14/45 for Monolithium
10/11 for Terra Firma
Battle axe AND essence of fire titan = Levis Ignis 1/11
recursive ammo (bullets that make more bullets while they fly) AND buckshot = ??? 1/?

I nod, satisfied, then use Ircucvci to run up the front of the Godbot and carve a large target on the front of the Godbot with my sword, allowing the laser crystal to minicrit when it attacks this round.

Just so everyone knows, tomorrow I will make a single post and then will disappear for almost a week. I WILL read through all the posts I miss, so don't worry, I'll try to pay back any +1s I get. Just thought I'd let you guys know.
 
Galactic Strike: 43/80 (Turned to 46/80)
Spiral Nemesis: 30/140
I perform my limit break attack (8 attacks):
I blow up the GodBot with even more ICBMs. (1)
I call in an airstrike with 500 dive bombers (To be exact, the planes are Junkers JU 87D Stuka) and I make them dive bomb the GodBot in a way that ensures that the Godmodder's ears will be pierced by their sirens' loudness in addition t the 1800Kg payload per bomber. (2)
I use turns (3-6) to charge up the Galactic Strike to 46/80
I hack the GodBot and disable the Right Arm. (7)
I trap the GodBot in an ice rink filled with enough C4 to make Michael Bay blush and then I blow it up.(8)
 
I do an impromptu cover of the electric slide on the golden lute, in an attempt to electrocute vital systems of the godbot
Sleuth Poster && trench coat (2/3)
+1 to piono, sirplop and ebolag
 
Dead yet Dreaming (65/100) +2 from Piono, +1 from Cryptic
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.

Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 7/11)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION!
[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners:
@CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
@MinerTurtle45
 
>2 / 3

UT: Say, Chloe...
UT: I want to test something on the battlefield before we end up fighting the actual Godmodder.
UT: It'll take 30 posts...


>Charges
31 / 66: True Chaos
5 / 30: A Creation of Mine (+4, Piono, Sirplop)
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono

I rip the weakest arm to shreds with a circular saw made of cobalt. Then, I rush towards the saw, kick it in deeper, then aid in it's carnage with a multitude of sweeps from all eight swords. If the arms are dead, this will target the Chestplate.
 
I play the knife game with The Flame of Knowledge and the Godbot's right hand. But instead of dodging the fingers, I end up stabbing every single one.

35/40 Metallic Blessing
24/30 Storm of Swords

The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 3/?
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 3/?
 
I weld the Right arm stiff. If this fails, I fire at the chest. H-hey, whoever's there, we need more troops to protect the crystal thing. The bot killed all the soldiers and tanks. 1/2
R Armor 5/10
Pencil + Fabricator = Magic Pencil
The Right Arm will not be able to use its special this turn!
Pencil && Fabricator = Magic Pencil (Level 2: 1/3)

super attack on hold
summoning (15/30)
absorbing awesomeness. stage (3/4)
the bat gets a laser cannon. I aim it at the chestplate and fire a laser
5000 damage!

I use the Rainbow Crystal Staff that the Moon Lord happened to drop when he died to create a decoy crystal!
I then begin calling come dark wizards form the Dark Realm! (1/3)
The GodBot instantly destroys the decoy!

Galactic Strike: 42/80
Spiral Nemesis: 29/140
I use the LNS' Spread Rocket (Basically a rocket shotgun) on the GodBot's Right Arm, and then, I shoot an explosive bullet that leaves a trail of explosions and can punch through a lot of metal at the Chestplate.
6000 damage to both of those parts!

((Change Leg to Arm))

Dark wizards (2/3)
I fire lasers at the Chestplate!
5000 damage!

>1 / 3

>Charges
30 / 66: True Chaos
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono

unaccopaniedTechlord [UT] began pestering gladiusAssailant [GA]
UT: I see you've used the Lunar Swordpack.
UT: Probably should've mentioned earlier that the Swordpack tends to change the way you think.
UT: You think in 1's and 0's now. Makes it easier to perform complex attacks and maneuvers.
UT: You can disable this, if you want to talk.

GA: DISabling MINdscape.exe...
GA: asdf-
GA: ...this feels awful!
GA: It might've helped if you TOLD me about this stuff before I started using it!

UT: Oh, shut up.
UT: It makes you have a much better personality.

GA: ...
UT: It also makes you look better.
GA: ughhhh.
UT: Anyway, I need to go; I just got like 53 different error messages.
UT: This may take awhile to fix.

GA: What gave you those erro-
unaccopaniedTechlord [UT] ceased pestering gladiusAssailant [GA]
GA: Repeating my ugh...
GA: ughhhh.
GA: Well, I suppose I should re-enable it...

Springing back into action, I rip into the Right Arm using all eight blades, then rip out a huge chunk of metal to use as a shield for myself!
10000 damage!

We got em, we'll send em! 1000x Soldiers [AG] (1/1 HP), 500x Demos [AG] (1/1 HP: can deal damage to multiple enemies) and 500x Snipers [AG] (1/1 HP: High Damage) Have joined the fight! they all fire at the arms!
A sudden flash of how to beat skeletron comes into my head.
DESTROY THE ARMS! IT WILL MAKE THIS ROBOT UNABLE TO DO MASSIVE DAMAGE! I fire at both of the arms with lasers, bullets, rockets, and Luminite Arrows!
R Armor 5/10
Those troops appear!

(2/5) for creation tool
I get my endless water bucket again and start pouring it onto the ground (1/3)

super attack on hold
summoning (16/30)
absorbing awesomeness. stage (4/4)
the bat is now the super awesome bat. it now has a laser blade on one side.
I take my bat, shoot out a bomb, hit it like a baseball into the godbot, the momentum from the swing activates the rocket thrusters sending me spinning while firing lasers in all directions, and the hammer activates as I slam into godbots chestplate. I then jump into the air, now spinning vertically with the laser blade activated, I try to slice off the godbots arms, then jump into the air and try to slice it straight down the middle
7000 damage to the chestplate!

I shear through the metal of the Godbot's right arm with rapid slashes from The Flame of Knowledge. And the I pound the inside of the construct with fireballs.

33/40 Metallic Blessing
22/30 Storm of Swords

Double Barrelled Confectionary Cannon && Blast Shields && Tripod 7/8
The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 1/?
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 1/?
8000 damage!
The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit= The Vision Inferno (Level 9: 1/10)
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System = The Guaranteed Hit (Level 10: 1/11)

Pg

I attempt to summon the mechanic (heals robotic entities) 1/5(appropriate?), the wizard, (assorted support spells) 1/10, and the demolitionist, (Med-high AoE damage) 1/3

I'm not entirely sure on how this works. Can I charge multiple things in a post? And each round is in between when you post, correct?
Yes, you can. Yes, it is. Anyways, I'd say increase the demolitionists charge time by a little bit.

I reinforce the origami fort with glue and Popsicle sticks
I decide that the whole Eldridge armor thing isn't really my jam, so I use loom alchemy to begin crafting something more suiting using a poster of a certain pulchritudinous sleuth && a trench coat (1/3)
+1 to Miner turtle and Redstone
+5000 max health! +5000 health!
Problem Sleuth Poster ~~ Loom = Sleuth's Trench Coat.
You got the SLEUTH'S TRENCH COAT! It's just a trench coat, but it was once worn by a great sleuth. There might be some candy corn in the pockets.

The Dark Wizards hear my call and bring some friends!! [+450 Dark Wizards] (4/3 (+1 from CrypticCataclysm))
The Dark Wizards appear!

I tinker the mechas to be infused with eldritch might, turning them into nightmarish mechas!

Dead yet Dreaming (60/100) +1 from Piono, +2 from eboLag, +2 from Gladius
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.

Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 5/11)
Also, I loom some Voidmetal && a normal pair of robes == Armored Robes

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION!
[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners:
@CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
@MinerTurtle45

Note -- I might post a lot less for a couple days, just got oral surgery.
The mechas next attack will crit!

Voidmetal, Robes ~~ Loom = Armored Robes.

You got ARMORED ROBES! Perfect for any tanky mage build.

D:

>Geoffrey: use the last prism x6 on all awesome dimension enemies, and play some music

https://soundcloud.com/gyrotron/extreme-soundclown-megamix-ii
3000 damage to all parts!

A mighty dragonic roar crosses the battle field... 1/4
I get out my Meteor Shower Spell and rain Meteors on the GodBot.
R Armor 8/10 (+1 from CrypticCataclysm)
2000 damage to all parts!

I call forth a bolt of lighting to zap the GodBot's right arm!

Dead yet Dreaming
(61/100)
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.

Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 6/11)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION!
[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners:
@CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
@MinerTurtle45
5000 damage!

I summon a clone of the godmodder to fight the godmodder!
The GodBot instantly destroys the clone.

I make an awesome joke about the credibility of the Godbot's processing unit. The Godbot suffers SICK BURN damage!

34/40 Metallic Blessing
23/30 Storm of Swords

Double Barrelled Confectionary Cannon && Blast Shields && Tripod 8/8
The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 2/?
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 2/?
5000 damage to the chestplate!
You got SWEET, SWEET VICTORY. This is an advanced candy firing mechanism designed by you, built by you, and I best hope not pointed at me.

Whoa. Get rekt son.
The Eldritch Beholder is supposed to be clinging to the Godbot so that only the Eldritch Beholder can be targeted until there is no more Eldritch Beholder, or was... I suppose at this point that would only get it killed faster.
I was going to ask if I could keep it, but debuffed, but then realized with how much damage I've dealt so far in this fight, I suppose it's only fair.
But seriously. I dealt a whole lot more damage than I thought I would.

+1 to gladius, +2 to sirplop
68/100 for the charge of potential
14/45 for Monolithium
10/11 for Terra Firma
Battle axe AND essence of fire titan = Levis Ignis 1/11
recursive ammo (bullets that make more bullets while they fly) AND buckshot = ??? 1/?

I nod, satisfied, then use Ircucvci to run up the front of the Godbot and carve a large target on the front of the Godbot with my sword, allowing the laser crystal to minicrit when it attacks this round.

Just so everyone knows, tomorrow I will make a single post and then will disappear for almost a week. I WILL read through all the posts I miss, so don't worry, I'll try to pay back any +1s I get. Just thought I'd let you guys know.
Recursive Ammo && Buckshot = The Multi-Gunner (Level 3: 1/4)
15000 damage to the chestplate. The crystals next attack will mini-cirt.

Galactic Strike: 43/80 (Turned to 46/80)
Spiral Nemesis: 30/140
I perform my limit break attack (8 attacks):
I blow up the GodBot with even more ICBMs. (1)
I call in an airstrike with 500 dive bombers (To be exact, the planes are Junkers JU 87D Stuka) and I make them dive bomb the GodBot in a way that ensures that the Godmodder's ears will be pierced by their sirens' loudness in addition t the 1800Kg payload per bomber. (2)
I use turns (3-6) to charge up the Galactic Strike to 46/80
I hack the GodBot and disable the Right Arm. (7)
I trap the GodBot in an ice rink filled with enough C4 to make Michael Bay blush and then I blow it up.(8)
After all this is done, 10000 damage is dealt to all parts, and the right arm cannot use its special ever.

I do an impromptu cover of the electric slide on the golden lute, in an attempt to electrocute vital systems of the godbot
Sleuth Poster && trench coat (2/3)
+1 to piono, sirplop and ebolag
5000 damage to the chestplate!

Dead yet Dreaming (65/100) +2 from Piono, +1 from Cryptic
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.

Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 7/11)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION!
[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners:
@CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
@MinerTurtle45

>2 / 3

UT: Say, Chloe...
UT: I want to test something on the battlefield before we end up fighting the actual Godmodder.
UT: It'll take 30 posts...


>Charges
31 / 66: True Chaos
5 / 30: A Creation of Mine (+4, Piono, Sirplop)
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono

I rip the weakest arm to shreds with a circular saw made of cobalt. Then, I rush towards the saw, kick it in deeper, then aid in it's carnage with a multitude of sweeps from all eight swords. If the arms are dead, this will target the Chestplate.
20000 damage to the Left Arm!

Bahamut has arrived! Deals insane damage to godmoder!EDIT +3 sirplop
Wait, wasn't Bahamut already summoned>

I play the knife game with The Flame of Knowledge and the Godbot's right hand. But instead of dodging the fingers, I end up stabbing every single one.

35/40 Metallic Blessing
24/30 Storm of Swords

The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 3/?
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 3/?
9000 damage to the Right Arm!

The AGs finish off the arms.
The Eldritch Beholder destroys 100 mechas, but suffers 50000 damage as a result.
The Mammoths kill the Rocket Launcher Soldiers.
The GodBot doesn't attack, as the Chestplates only attack is its special.
The Godmodder puts the GodBot on autopilot, and presses the eject button, but due to shoddy design, he takes 5 damage as a result. He flies into the exit portal.
The Crystal recharges...
The Awesome Dimension:
Bombersx1000 [AG]: HP:500/500 (Guarding the ULCT)
Mechax1000 [AG]: HP:500/500 (Deals 500 damage upon death) (Guarding the ULCT)
Paper Mache Fort [AG]: HP:6000/6000 (Guarding the ULCT)
Wizardx500 [AG]: HP:5/5 (Guarding the ULCT)
Soldiersx1000 [AG]: HP: 1/1
Demosx500 [AG] HP:1/1 (Can deal damage to multiple enemies)
Snipersx500 [AG]: HP:1/1 (High damage)
Dark Wizardx450 [AG]: HP:10/10
Ultimate Laser Crystal Thing [???]: HP:2/2 (Massive Attack)
Eldritch Beholder [N]: HP:250000/300000 Censored: III Eye Lazor: IIII Supercharged: III
Tundra Mammothx10000 [N]: HP:1000/1000
gladiusAssailant (Lunar Form) [N]: HP:25000/25000
GodBot MK. 1 [PG] [ACT BOSS]: Chestplate: HP:250000/400000 Current Weapon: Megabomb Launcher. Fire!: IIII.
 
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I equip the Sleuths Trench Coat, looking in my pocket I find two (2) pieces of candy corn, I then find two (2) more pieces under a nearby coffee pot warmer, I store the precious candy corn in my hat for safe keeping
I pull a tommygun out from the coat, and strike the most hard boiled pose you can imagine and fire at the GodBot MK1
Deciding that some backup would be useful I begin summoning three incredibly hard-boiled detectives (1/20)
 
Magic Pencil 2/3
I get calvary and charge at the feet, slashing and slashing. I then grapple onto the chest and shoot an Explosive Bullet.
R Armor 9/10
 
Galactic Strike: 47/80
Spiral Nemesis: 31/140
I reflect the GodBot's Megabomb back at it, and I teleport into it's cockpit. Because I didn't know how it's supposed to look like, I get stuck in a wall, but I take the situation to my advantage by shooting a fission bomb barrage at the controls.
 
The ammo stuff is me alchemizing ammo, not a new weapon, so I'm assuming that it's Multi-gunner Ammo, rather than a specific gun.

+1 to sirplop, crypticcataclysm and gladius
69/100 for the charge of potential
18/45 for Monolithium
I finish Terra Firma
Battle axe AND essence of fire titan = Levis Ignis 2/11
Multi-gunner Ammo 2/4

Oh... heheh. Looks like I've lost control of the eldritch beholder...
figures. Kind of expected that to be honest.

Anyways, this is my second to last post, I'm going to begin the bidding for Terra Firma.
any and all +1s I receive will be counted towards earning the giant hammer of death, even those that I repay.
The person with the most +1s when I get back will have their count reduced to 0, so as to give others a chance to earn weapons, as I will be starting the bidding for Levis Ignis immediately thereafter, and then the elemental weapon after that, and so on and so forth.
So...
Bidding Count:
None as of yet.

Oh! Silly me, I forgot to tell you guys what you're getting.
Terra Firma.
The ultimate hammer of earthen strength. This hammer is enormous, the size of a medium-largish building (so like a two story suburbs house) and that's just the head. The head is a miniature mountain to boot, and shimmering with earth magic and crystals, with the area around the flat of the head surrounded by "foothills" that increase the smashing radius. The handle is long enough to provide a grip, and is made of various crystals and gems.
Power levels? enormous. This has enough earth magic to shatter a mountain range in one go, and while you're in contact with the earth, the raw power boost you are provided with gives you the strength needed to wield the enormous hammer. One-handed. In addition, you gain earth-bending powers Toph could only dream of (no metal-bending though, sadly) to the point of reforming the mountains you just shattered (read as, as long as you're wielding Terra Firma, you've got the power, whether Terra Firma is involved in the action or not. Terra Firma itself can be used to focus the energy though)
yes, just like Ultimatum and Ircucvci, this is a weapon that gets heavily nerfed by the OP scale so as to be usable in-game.

tldr; an enormous hammer that gives you enormous earth element magic powers.

Anyways, I have one last thing to add onto my post.
I like the idea of a combined DTG community where the different individuals interact with each other, but most people only want to play their one game. Which is perfectly fine, really. But it still made me happy when this became a thing. (blue text is a link in case you hadn't figured it out.)
The DTG forums are up and running. small, since they've just started. But my hope is that they'll grow, so come on down and start a discussion.
Everyone is welcome, whether you actually play DTG or not.
 
PG.

I hawk a loogie at the AG troops, attempting to gross them out!

I continue to charge the Mechanic, building up it's strength. 2/5

Powerful energies swirl around me as the Wizard charges up. 2/10

The ground shakes beneath my feet as I attempt to summon the demolitionist. 2/5
 
super attack on hold
summoning (17/30)
I shoot a drill bomb at the godbot. it starts to drill into godbot doing damage. it will explode when I push a button. (1/2)
 
I got the magic pencil! I now can give alchemies another progress point every 2 posts! This also makes summons stronger!
R Armor has finished! A flash of red goes through my eyes, then another, then another. Suddenly, a flash goes across the field as I don my new armor. I can switch from Melee to Ranged. My Ranged setting is much more advanced than my melee setting, though I can block and dodge attacks in my Melee form. Both forms can fly.
I watch as ThatGuyMax pathetically tries to gross out the soldiers. You're gonna need to do more that that to kill all of us. I fire a ginormous railgun round at the chest plate of the GodBot. See? You can't compete with any of us. I feel like strifing with you, but I won't, because you're so weak, heheheh. I proceed to call more reinforcements. 1/2
 
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