Destroy the Godmodder

[TMB50]

Galactic Strike: 37/80
Spiral Nemesis: 24/140
I strap miniature nukes on the cheetahs so that they'll damage the Honey Badger even if it kills them.

 

[pionoplayer]

+1 to ebolag, gladius and sirplop

63/100 for charge of potential
26/35 for The Father
7/11 for Ultimatum
7/11 for Ircucvci
5/11 for Terra Firma

I feed the honey badger to a swarm of badger-eating-bees.

 

[MinerTurtle45]

megalazor charge (3/7 (+1 from eboLag.exe))
I fire minilazors at the honey badger.

I feed the honey badger to a swarm of badger-eating-bees.

Didn't you see the original "Honey badger don't care" video? Honey Badger don't care about bees!

 

[TMB50]

Galactic Strike: 38/80
Spiral Nemesis: 25/140
I show the Honey Badger something so emotional that it's absolutely impossible for him to not care.

 

[Redstonetam15]

I summon Ike! He is currently only a starter Ike, but he's MLG enough to withstand explosions, and exist in the Dimension of Awesome! (7500/7500HP: + 2500 Max HP/round)
I fire the Hell out of my gun at the Honey Badger!
Ike uppercuts Bruce Lee with his sword!

 

[CrypticCataclysm]

Laser (3/3): With Bruce lee dealing with emotions, the honey badger both in a headlock and possibly feeling inadequate and the laser fully charged, its finally time:
I fire the laser at an angle that catches both Bruce Lee and the honey-badger in an attempt to avenge the Mecha
Guitar solo: (5/10)

 

[colDelay]

>2/3

Training 150 villagers (3/10) On hold
Working on titanium armor (7/25) (+1 from @pionoplayer)
Making potions (2/9)

+1 to @TMB50, +1 to @CrypticCataclysm and +1 to @Redstonetam15

 

[Sirplop]

Dead yet Dreaming (47/100) +3 from Piono, +1 from eboLag
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.

Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 3/11)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

Spoiler: Village

--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION!
[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners:
@CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
@MinerTurtle45

Also, welcome back (for a bit) Piono!

 

[gladiusAssailant]

>2 / 3

>Charges
21 / 66: True Chaos (+5, Ebolag, Sirplop, Piono)
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono

I attack whatever's left in a super-generic RPG fashion!

 

[colDelay]

>3/3

Training 150 villagers (3/10) On hold
Working on titanium armor (9/25) (+1 from Sirplop)
Making potions (3/9)

I set up a poison dart trap and fire Honey Badger out of it, poisoning him.

+1 to @gladiusAssailant, +1 to @Sirplop and +1 to @MinerTurtle45

 

[pionoplayer]

@miner: No. no I did not. I'm not really a memes guy.
But these are badger-EATING bees. Not badger badgering bees.

64/100 for the charge of potential
29/35 for The Father
8/11 for Ultimatum
8/11 for Ircucvci
6/11 for Terra Firma
+1 to gladius, sirplop and ebolag

After the honey badger has been exposed by overly emotional material by TMB, I take that material, and force the honey badger to see it on repeat over and over again, nullifying it's ability to not care about things!

 

[EeveeWarrior]

super attack on hold
summoning (11/20)
I give the honey badger a big hug

 

[FeatheredDragon]

I point the Flame of Knowledge at any remaining PG, using its ability to study them. Then I stab the nearest PG.

29/40 Metallic Blessing
18/30 Storm of Swords

The Time Fish && Book on Spacial Magic && Tiger Shark 8/11
Double Barrelled Confectionary Cannon && Blast Shields && Tripod 3/?

 

[existence_success]

I summon a baby panda army! the cuteness is overwhelming

The Honey Badger tears the faces of the pandas off.

>1 / 3

>Charges
15 / 66: True Chaos (+1, Sirplop)
20 / 20: Lunar Swordpack (WEAPON) (+6, Sirplop)
+3 to Sirplop

I finish modding the Lunar Swordpack; it's adjusted to my dimensions, and ready for use!

Spoiler: Pesterlog

unaccompaniedTechlord [UT] began pestering gladiusAssailant [GA]
UT: Done yet?
GA: Yeah, it's done.
UT: You'll need the ImmersionGear on to use it.
GA: Got it. Speaking of which, why does it hurt?
UT: What, is the ImmersionGear not to your standards, princess?
GA: Shut up.
GA: I mean, it hurts when things hit me in-game.
UT: That's a side effect.
UT: The ImmersionGear allows you increased control over your characters, even allowing you to break conventional movement cycles in game.
UT: It comes with a price; due to the limited technology of our world, your senses must integrate with the helmet. This provides the improved control, but also makes you feel some pain.
UT: Also, don't die with it on.
GA: ...why not?
UT: You'll die. For real.
GA: OH GOD WHAT!?
UT: Hahahaha.
UT: I jest.
UT: You'll simply be... slightly unconscious.
UT: For about 23 seconds.
GA: That's not... terrible.
GA: But all this for a simple increase in control?
UT: Pretty much, yeah.
GA: ...um
UT: HAVE FUN!
unaccompaniedTechlord [UT] ceased pestering gladiusAssailant [GA]

I decide to NOT use the Lunar Swordpack yet, and instead smite the Enraged Honey Badger with a bolt of lightning, fired from a electrically-charged greatsword! I then swing the sword around, jump foward, and smash the Velociraptor with it.

5000 damage!
The Velociraptor is dead!

Ethereal Energies swirl around the tombstone. 2/5

Didn't you hear me? I have Honey Badger blood in me, so I DON'T CARE!
I use my master ninja skills to attack Bruce Lee!

Bruce Lee killed!

super attack still on hold until i can summon this thing
summoning (9/20)
My awesome bat absorbs some power from the awesome dimension, and gets awesome turbo thrusters. I activate the thrusters and start spinning at hyper speed like king dedede, and slam my bat into the honey badger multiple times

HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE!

Dead yet Dreaming (42/100) +3 from Gladius
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.

Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 2/11)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Redstonetam, +1 to eboLag

Spoiler: Village

--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION!
[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners:
@CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
@MinerTurtle45

@gladiusAssailant, the Velociraptor is dead. Replace "Velociraptor" with "Bruce Lee"

I make a small portal, write a note saying to make me armor, and close the portal. X Armor 1/10
Bullet Hell: 7/9 (+1 from Sirplop)
I rapid fire at Bruce Lee/Honey Badger!

HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE!

Galactic Strike: 36/80
Spiral Nemesis: 23/140
I make a bunch of cheetahs attack the Honey Badger, as the former are, apparently, among the latter's few natural predators.

HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE!

Normal Elevator: (4/5)

I give the honey badger a small cut which inflicts bleeding!
This disables it's regeneration

Regen disabled!

realizing that the Mechas primary laser is still mostly functional and has one charge left, i begin firing it: Laser (1/3)
this guitar solo is gonna be SICK (3/10)
I read Bruce Lee Sad Excerpts from books where dogs die in the end, in order to make him even more emotional

Bruce Lee is dead!

With cake in my face, I take the cake and force it into bruce lee's mouth by way of firing it out of the vortex cannon
This shoves it down his throat (and possibly through his head) and into his stomache, where the bacteria paralyze him so that he can't do anything.
Then I finish him off by firing him into the honey badger with the vortex cannon

Bruce Lee is dead!

I read a book on complex magical artefacts. And ... you know what? PGs getting kinda boring.

ALIGNMENT CHANGE!

In a furious tornado of strikes, I pummel the Honey Badger with the Kapowashoot, while me from 2 seconds ago beats him up using the Time Fish.

[PG] ----------------> [N]

27/50 Armageddon
16/30 Storm of Swords

The Time Fish && Book on Spacial Magic && Tiger Shark 6/11
Double Barrelled Confectionary Cannon && Blast Shields && Tripod 1/?

ALIGNMENT CHANGE!
HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE!
Double Barreled Confection Cannon && Blast Shields && Tripod = Sweet, Sweet Victory (Level 7: 1/8)

super attack on hold
summoning (10/20)
using the awesome bat, i fly into the air, air slam it into the honey badger

HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE!

The laser is still charging (2/3)
I begin setting up amps and deciding on a guitar, Rock Solo (4/10)
I play some of those Sad ASPCA commercials for Bruce Lee, his emotions are really gonna get it now (the honey badger is also in the AOE but it probably wont have any effect)

Bruce Lee is dead!

I begin charging up an undodgable megalazor to lazorify the PGs (1/7)

>Geoffrey: Equip the X suit Prototype and fire the last prism x6 at Bruce Lee

Work on the X suit: 5/40

Bruce Lee is dead!

Bullet Hell: 9/9 (+1 from Sirplop) The weapon materializes in my hand. Sweet. I fire at Bruce Lee and teh HOnEy BadGer. I misspelled and used random capitals because this is the Dimension of Awesum!

HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE!

I put the Honey Badger in a headlock, doing no damage but creating an opening for another attack.

28/50 Armageddon
17/30 Storm of Swords

The Time Fish && Book on Spacial Magic && Tiger Shark 7/11
Double Barrelled Confectionary Cannon && Blast Shields && Tripod 2/?

The next attack on the Honey Badger will hit!

Okay, I'm back for a little bit.
+2 to sirplop, +1 to gladius
62/100 for potential
25/35 for The Father
6/11 for Ultimatum
6/11 for Ircucvci
4/11 for Terra Firma

I walk up to the honey badger and sing it Nanny Ogg's epic, "The hedgehog just don't give a darn."
Or something like that. You have to completely inebriated to sing the song properly, and like a true artist, I'm extremely drunk while doing it.
The point is, the honey badger now feels inadequate because there is not a song about how few darns he cares to give.

The Honey Badger is so enraged that it changes to H!

>1/3

Ow, my nose hurts.

Training 150 villagers (3/10) On hold
Working on titanium armor (5/25) (+2 from Sirplop)
Making potions (1/9)

+1 to @Sirplop, +1 to @gladiusAssailant and +1 to @MinerTurtle45

Galactic Strike: 37/80
Spiral Nemesis: 24/140
I strap miniature nukes on the cheetahs so that they'll damage the Honey Badger even if it kills them.

The explosions deal 10000 damage to the Badger!

+1 to ebolag, gladius and sirplop

63/100 for charge of potential
26/35 for The Father
7/11 for Ultimatum
7/11 for Ircucvci
5/11 for Terra Firma

I feed the honey badger to a swarm of badger-eating-bees.

Honey Badger simply does not express any caring of the member of the insect kingdom known as the bee.

megalazor charge (3/7 (+1 from eboLag.exe))
I fire minilazors at the honey badger.

Didn't you see the original "Honey badger don't care" video? Honey Badger don't care about bees!

5000 damage!

Galactic Strike: 38/80
Spiral Nemesis: 25/140
I show the Honey Badger something so emotional that it's absolutely impossible for him to not care.

The Honey Badger now is no longer enraged.

I summon Ike! He is currently only a starter Ike, but he's MLG enough to withstand explosions, and exist in the Dimension of Awesome! (7500/7500HP: + 2500 Max HP/round)
I fire the Hell out of my gun at the Honey Badger!
Ike uppercuts Bruce Lee with his sword!

The Honey Badger tears Ike's face off.
Honey Badger does not care about the fact that he is being riddled with hundreds upon hundreds of bullets.

Laser (3/3): With Bruce lee dealing with emotions, the honey badger both in a headlock and possibly feeling inadequate and the laser fully charged, its finally time:
I fire the laser at an angle that catches both Bruce Lee and the honey-badger in an attempt to avenge the Mecha
Guitar solo: (5/10)

10000 damage!

>2/3

Training 150 villagers (3/10) On hold
Working on titanium armor (7/25) (+1 from @pionoplayer)
Making potions (2/9)

+1 to @TMB50, +1 to @CrypticCataclysm and +1 to @Redstonetam15

Dead yet Dreaming (47/100) +3 from Piono, +1 from eboLag
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.

Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 3/11)

+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag

Spoiler: Village

--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION!
[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners:
@CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
@MinerTurtle45

Also, welcome back (for a bit) Piono!

>2 / 3

>Charges
21 / 66: True Chaos (+5, Ebolag, Sirplop, Piono)
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono

I attack whatever's left in a super-generic RPG fashion!

5000 damage!

>3/3

Training 150 villagers (3/10) On hold
Working on titanium armor (9/25) (+1 from Sirplop)
Making potions (3/9)

I set up a poison dart trap and fire Honey Badger out of it, poisoning him.

+1 to @gladiusAssailant, +1 to @Sirplop and +1 to @MinerTurtle45

5000 damage!

@miner: No. no I did not. I'm not really a memes guy.
But these are badger-EATING bees. Not badger badgering bees.

64/100 for the charge of potential
29/35 for The Father
8/11 for Ultimatum
8/11 for Ircucvci
6/11 for Terra Firma
+1 to gladius, sirplop and ebolag

After the honey badger has been exposed by overly emotional material by TMB, I take that material, and force the honey badger to see it on repeat over and over again, nullifying it's ability to not care about things!

All attacks on the Honey Badger will now hit!

super attack on hold
summoning (11/20)
I give the honey badger a big hug

The Honey Badger tears your face off!

I point the Flame of Knowledge at any remaining PG, using its ability to study them. Then I stab the nearest PG.

29/40 Metallic Blessing
18/30 Storm of Swords

The Time Fish && Book on Spacial Magic && Tiger Shark 8/11
Double Barrelled Confectionary Cannon && Blast Shields && Tripod 3/?

10000 damage to the Badger!

The Honey Badger looks on, seeing what it has done in life, it decides to become a scientist, and help out the world around him. That is, if he wasn't just killed by a laser.
The GodBot MK. 1 appears, piloted by the Godmodder! This is an upgrade to the GodBot Prototype, and is the last boss of Act 1. Go kill it. Also, some AG forces appear! These will help you out in the fight. In addition, there is an Ultimate Laser Crystal Thing. This will help you greatly in the fight. Defend it!
The Awesome Dimension:
Soldiersx10000 [AG]: HP:1/1 (Guarding the ULCT)
Tanksx500 [AG]: HP:1000/1000 (Guarding the ULCT)
Bombersx1000 [AG]: HP:500/500 (Guarding the ULCT)
Ultimate Laser Crystal Thing [???]: HP:1/1 (Massive Attack)
GodBot MK. 1 [PG] [ACT BOSS]: Head: HP:200000/200000 Current Weapon: Laser Vision. Destruction Beams: III Passives: Allows the GodBot MK. 1 to direct it's attacks. Chestplate: HP:400000/400000 Current Weapon: Megabomb Launcher. Fire!: IIII. Armsx2: HP:150000/150000 Current Weapon: Chain Gun. Bullet Hell: III Passives: Increases the attack power of the GodBot MK.1. Legsx2: HP:100000/100000 Current Weapon: The Stompinators. Skull Crusher: III Passives: Increases the GodBot MK. 1's dodge rate by 1/4 each.
Godmodder: HP:64/100 (In the GodBot Mk.1)

 

[Darkest Gaia]

Spectral mists engulf the tombstone. 3/5

 

[Redstonetam15]

Oh no. I reinforce the ULCT, giving it 1 more HP and healing that! I then fire at the GodBot MK.1! Hey, whoever sent these reinforcements, were gonna need more people, bring the ride armors! Mechas 1/3

 

[FeatheredDragon]

Ok. Let's start by destroying this robot's legs!

Charging up a electrical blast, I run towards the Godbot and smash the Kapowashot into the ground in front of it. The blast radiates out and strikes it. As the Godbot is recovering, I grab the Double Barrelled Confectionary Cannon and break it's kneecaps with delicious sweets.

30/40 Metallic Blessing
19/30 Storm of Swords

The Time Fish && Book on Spacial Magic && Tiger Shark 9/11
Double Barrelled Confectionary Cannon && Blast Shields && Tripod 4/8

 

[TMB50]

Galactic Strike: 40/80
Spiral Nemesis: 27/140
I nuke the GodBot mk1 using 50 ICBMs that have a very complex AI that allows them to easily dodge attacks.

 

[CrypticCataclysm]

I place a small rock in front of the God-Bot's foot, so that it may stub its mechanical toe
The amps are all set up, this is gonna be SICK (guitar solo 7/10) +1 from eboLag.exe
+1 to Redstone

 

[Redstonetam15]

Lets finish this! I get lightning to strike the head of the GodBot.
Mechas 3/3 (+1 from CrypticCataclysm) Alright, we got them ready, we'll send them! Hundreds of Mechas suddenly come on the field, each with it's own arsenal. [AG] x1000(1000/1000 HP: When destroyed, they deal 5000 damage) They fire missiles at the GodBot!
I send a message to the normal realm saying that I want new armor. R Armor 1/10