+1 to ebolag, cobalt and gladius
67/100 for charge of potential
9/45 for Monolithium (thanks cobalt, ebolag and gladius)
I finish Ultimatum
I also finish Ircucvci
9/11 for Terra Firma.
Just a random note, would anybody be willing to bid +1s on a copy of Terra Firma?
Anyone interested in the offer will find the description of it at the bottom of my post.
I look at feathered dragon.
And proceed to fail to calm the gorilla down, and then proceed to flip the gorilla out.
Why wouldn't I?
I have two awesome level 10 alchemies at my disposal, a giant eye-lazor wielding eldritch abomination wrestling my enemies to death, and a stampeding herd of wooly mammoths at my beck and call. ANYONE ORDER A LARGE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM!??
I channel my inner BRIAN BLESSED for an incredibly showy and over-the-top attack with which I plan to break in Ultimatum and Ircucvci.
But first! A flavor text:
Ultimatum: the gun to end all guns. More dakka incarnate. With eight types of ammo, varying from "instantly bankrupting China" on the bullets to "a few every minute" with the mini-nukes. Ammo types are: bullet, rocket, laser, railgun round, bomb, mortar shell, cannonball and mini-nuke. Only the powers of sheer awesomeness prevent this gun from being physically impossible.
Ircucvci: A sword forged from raw Rule of Cool. Name a sword fighting technique, fictional, real, anime or tv show, realistic or completely over the top, and this sword allows you to do it. This includes time-stepping (an advanced form of flash-stepping that requires minor time-control powers, speeding your already imperceivable form up even more) shadow-clone techniques, and deflecting bullets. And, as a necessary auxiliary power, the sword is indestructible.
Sorry guys, Ircucvci is only for me. Its sort of my signature weapon. any other level 10 alchemies could be earned one way or another down the line.
I jump into the air, utilizing my new-found animesque powers granted by Ircucvci to hover in the air dramatically, holding Ircucvci in one hand, Ultimatum in the other. Suddenly my form begins blurring as I jump around the edge of the Godbot so fast that it's almost like it is one form whisking about it.
And then the blows start.
I begin raining down sword strikes on the chasis of the Godbot with Ircucvci at a speed... Meh, you guys already know how fast I'm going, so that fast. Sword strikes at ludicrous speeds coming from every direction. At this level of power, even a sword can deal significant damage to a bot that big.
And then I split. 12 shadow clones circling around the Godbot, all holding Ultimatum.
We lower our guns...
the biggest wave of bullets and assorted other ammo types ever seen, and quite possibly that ever WILL be seen slams into the Godbot from all angles in a massive storm of lead and fire. YEEHAW!!!
super attack on hold
summoning (14/30)(+1 from piono)
absorbing awesomeness into bat. stage (2/4)
the awesome bat gains a hammer head on the end that can pop out and pull in at will. I have the hammer head out and slam it into one of godbots leg
Oh no. I reinforce the ULCT, giving it 1 more HP and healing that! I then fire at the GodBot MK.1! Hey, whoever sent these reinforcements, were gonna need more people, bring the ride armors! Mechas 1/3
Charging up a electrical blast, I run towards the Godbot and smash the Kapowashot into the ground in front of it. The blast radiates out and strikes it. As the Godbot is recovering, I grab the Double Barrelled Confectionary Cannon and break it's kneecaps with delicious sweets.
30/40 Metallic Blessing
19/30 Storm of Swords
The Time Fish && Book on Spacial Magic && Tiger Shark 9/11
Double Barrelled Confectionary Cannon && Blast Shields && Tripod 4/8
Galactic Strike: 40/80
Spiral Nemesis: 27/140
I nuke the GodBot mk1 using 50 ICBMs that have a very complex AI that allows them to easily dodge attacks.
I place a small rock in front of the God-Bot's foot, so that it may stub its mechanical toe
The amps are all set up, this is gonna be SICK (guitar solo 7/10) +1 from eboLag.exe
+1 to Redstone
Lets finish this! I get lightning to strike the head of the GodBot.
Mechas 3/3 (+1 from CrypticCataclysm) Alright, we got them ready, we'll send them! Hundreds of Mechas suddenly come on the field, each with it's own arsenal. [AG] x1000(1000/1000 HP: When destroyed, they deal 5000 damage) They fire missiles at the GodBot!
I send a message to the normal realm saying that I want new armor. R Armor 1/10
I throw out three +1s. They can be claimed by gifting me with a +1.
65/100 for the charge of potential
30/35 for The Father
9/11 for Ultimatum
9/11 for Ircucvci
7/11 for Terra Firma
I call forth my allies from the dimension of realness!
How do I call them here?
With the powers of AWESOMENESS!!!
You see, in the realm of awesomeness, time passes much more slowly compared to the realm of realness, and so, uninhibited by any ongoing combat, the giant squid was able to achieve its ultimate form by summoning thousands upon thousands of tentacles without having them sliced off, and the tundra mammoth was able to clone itself and make it no longer the last mammoth on Earth.
Few things are more awesome than a giant army of woolly mammoths led by an eldritch abomination. CHARGE MY MINIONS!!!
CHAAAAAARRGGGEE!!!!
The massive army of tundra mammoths begins by stampeding the crap out of the godbot's legs, the eldritch squid engages the Godbot in a kaiju-esque wrestling match, a la Pacific Rim.
((depending on how well this goes, I may or may not do something REALLY screwy upon finishing that 35 poster.))
The Eldritch Squid and Tundra Mammoths appear on the grounds that they will not return with us to the battlefield!
Anyways, the Tundra Mammoths miss the GodBot and the Eldritch Squid begins wrestling with the GodBot.
+1 to piono player
super attack on hold
summoning (12/20)
absorbing awesome power into awesome bat. stage (1/4)
after absorbing more awesome power, the awesome bat gets a bomb cannon on its end. I fire a bomb straight up into the air and hit it like a baseball into the godbot, where it explodes, damaging all parts
Galactic Strike: 41/80
Spiral Nemesis: 28/140
I teleport around using the Large Nano Shotgun's deflector mode in order to deflect the GodBot MK1's bullet hell back at it.
+1 to piono player
I give our armies an inspirational pep talk to raise their moral
I have found the Ultimate Instrument; The Golden Lute, the time has almost come Rock Solo (8/10)
I tell all of the soldiers to give me their bayonets then I replace them with chainsaw bayonets
I then turn them into laser bayonets and fire them out of the vortex cannon into the godbot mk1's leg
>Charges
26 / 66: True Chaos (+3, Ebolag, Piono)
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono
GA: Hello there, Incarnate. GA: ...okay, not really. But still...
I ensnare the legs with two long chain-blades, and then trip the entire bot! While it's exposed, I jump onto the Godbot and slip the LUNAR SWORDPACK onto my back.
GA: This better work...
A turquoise light engulfs my body, as I ascend into the air. The moon suddenly appears in the sky, and glows brighter than ever, bathing the entire field in a cobalt glaze. And then, ten shards of solid Cobalt appear behind me. First, eight of the shards begin revolving around me, letting off white streaks of light as they splinter and crack into pieces, each shard turning into masterfully crafted gladiuses. They then fly towards me, and appear as wings behind my back.
The other two pillars fly to my side and begin to morph, first creating gauntlets, then greaves. Then, with a flash of light, I am covered neck-down in armor. Cobalt adorns my body. And then, I become a Valkyrie, weapons orbiting around me. A large sigil materializes behind me, made of pure light. A broken moon.
I fly upward, and the moon sigil appears in front of me as my swords flash into place. I launch them downward into the Godbot's legs; they shatter the sigil and pierce whatever armor covers the legs. I then spin around and descend quickly, swords warping back to me. I then point my swords downward in a cone infront of me, and end up drilling straight through the legs.
megalazor (7/7) [COMPLETE]
I fire a giant lazor at the GodBot, straight at the cockpit! (If the GodBot (somehow) got destroyed, make me fire the Godmodder)
+3 to Piono
R Armor 4/10 (+1 from pionoplayer and CrypticCataclysm)
I cut open a bit of the godbot off, and then put ground coffee in there to make it malfunction.
I take 500 of the soldiers, and train them to be wizards!
Dead yet Dreaming (54/100) +4 from Gladius, +1 from Piono, +1 from eboLag - Half way there! The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.
--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION! [AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners: @CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything. @MinerTurtle45
The GodBot is a huge chunk of metal! It doesn't have a mother!
You got CREATURA PISCES! This massive fish allows the user high control of time and space, allowing for things like: flash-stepping, time clones, warping, modifying the landscape, moving objects, moving entities, stuff like that. Very useful.
Alright, since no one claimed last post's +1s...
I gather up my last post's +1s to assign them to people as well.
+2 to redstone, and +1 to sirplop, gladius, greenpokeman, and crypticcataclysm. (sorry you only got 2 redstone, I had to try and recompense 7 +1s at once. Thanks guys!)
66/100 for the charge of potential
35/35 for The Father
3/45 for Monolithium
10/11 for Ultimatum
10/11 for Ircucvci
8/11 for Terra Firma
As my monsters unleash their death and destruction, I suddenly grab the giant eldritch squid with a massive fishing reel and yank it backwards away from its fist/tentacle-fight with the Godbot. Hello my friend, time to give you an upgrade.
What's your opinion on lasers?
35/35 EXPENDED!!!
I open up a portal, and through it, all can see the unholy abomination of a beast from the EBF series; The Beholder. That's right. I went there.
I take my massive amounts of energies, and combine the two, making an absolutely enormous monstrosity with a ridiculously huge pool of health and attack power (the combined power of that giant squid on steroids, plus a fresh 35 post charge), the ability to apply poison with every attack (although that will only be useful if it survives past this boss fight) as well as two special attacks.
Eldritch Beholder:
Censored: deals high damage to a target, and traumatizes them for 2 rounds, (stuns and makes them take increased damage from attacks). has a recharge of 3 rounds. (This is literally what its signature attack is in EBF. Don't blame me. Blame Matt Roszak)
Eye lazor: A massive golden beam of energy hits 1-3 targets, spreading a massive amount of damage evenly between them. has a recharge of 4 rounds.
I cackle maniacally as this massive abomination of a beast slithers and slimes its way across the ground, and immediately grabs the Godbot in a massive crushing tentacle hug, making it nigh-impossible for the Godbot to target anything else...
And you know what, just because this seems like such a horrible idea...
I draw the Kayaws emeralds. WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP!
A massive beam of golden energy shoots out of the emeralds, hitting the eldritch beholder, immediately supercharging it. As per the rules of the Kayaws emeralds, this will super charge it for 3 rounds.
Sadly, because of the reckless way in which I am using this beastie, I can't supercharge it at a time that will allow its eye lazor to deal extra damage, but I think having a giant invincible eldritch abomination attached to the Godbot makes up for that.
EDIT: welp, my bad. I remembered after typing this that the kayaws emeralds don't grant invincibility, just boosted attack.
I'm gonna boost the eldritch beholder's attack anyways, because why not?
>Charges
29 / 66: True Chaos (+2, Piono, Sirplop)
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono
Still utilizing the Lunar Swordpack, I arange the cobalt gladii in a circle around me and make them spin at an insane rate. I then dash around the Godbot's legs, allowing the blades to slice and emancipate them. I then realize; I have a healthbar!
[N] gladiusAssailant(Lunar Form)
HP: 25,000 / 25,000
Passive:
Player: Only attacks through my posts.
Lunar Form: Deals insane damage per post. Upon this entity's death, I relieve a massive attack down for a few posts, and a stun.
+1 to ebolag, cobalt and gladius
67/100 for charge of potential
9/45 for Monolithium (thanks cobalt, ebolag and gladius)
I finish Ultimatum
I also finish Ircucvci
9/11 for Terra Firma.
Just a random note, would anybody be willing to bid +1s on a copy of Terra Firma?
Anyone interested in the offer will find the description of it at the bottom of my post.
I look at feathered dragon.
And proceed to fail to calm the gorilla down, and then proceed to flip the gorilla out.
Why wouldn't I?
I have two awesome level 10 alchemies at my disposal, a giant eye-lazor wielding eldritch abomination wrestling my enemies to death, and a stampeding herd of wooly mammoths at my beck and call. ANYONE ORDER A LARGE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM!??
I channel my inner BRIAN BLESSED for an incredibly showy and over-the-top attack with which I plan to break in Ultimatum and Ircucvci.
But first! A flavor text:
Ultimatum: the gun to end all guns. More dakka incarnate. With eight types of ammo, varying from "instantly bankrupting China" on the bullets to "a few every minute" with the mini-nukes. Ammo types are: bullet, rocket, laser, railgun round, bomb, mortar shell, cannonball and mini-nuke. Only the powers of sheer awesomeness prevent this gun from being physically impossible.
Ircucvci: A sword forged from raw Rule of Cool. Name a sword fighting technique, fictional, real, anime or tv show, realistic or completely over the top, and this sword allows you to do it. This includes time-stepping (an advanced form of flash-stepping that requires minor time-control powers, speeding your already imperceivable form up even more) shadow-clone techniques, and deflecting bullets. And, as a necessary auxiliary power, the sword is indestructible.
Sorry guys, Ircucvci is only for me. Its sort of my signature weapon. any other level 10 alchemies could be earned one way or another down the line.
I jump into the air, utilizing my new-found animesque powers granted by Ircucvci to hover in the air dramatically, holding Ircucvci in one hand, Ultimatum in the other. Suddenly my form begins blurring as I jump around the edge of the Godbot so fast that it's almost like it is one form whisking about it.
And then the blows start.
I begin raining down sword strikes on the chasis of the Godbot with Ircucvci at a speed... Meh, you guys already know how fast I'm going, so that fast. Sword strikes at ludicrous speeds coming from every direction. At this level of power, even a sword can deal significant damage to a bot that big.
And then I split. 12 shadow clones circling around the Godbot, all holding Ultimatum.
We lower our guns...
the biggest wave of bullets and assorted other ammo types ever seen, and quite possibly that ever WILL be seen slams into the Godbot from all angles in a massive storm of lead and fire. YEEHAW!!!
super attack on hold
summoning (14/30)(+1 from piono)
absorbing awesomeness into bat. stage (2/4)
the awesome bat gains a hammer head on the end that can pop out and pull in at will. I have the hammer head out and slam it into one of godbots leg
The AGs all combo the GodBot, destroying the legs and dealing 20000 damage to the Chestplate.
The Eldritch Beholder deals 40000 damage to the Left Arm!
The Tundra Mammoths trample the Chestplate, dealing 20000 damage.
The ULCT Boom. Headshots. the GodBot Mk. I, destroying the head.
The GodBot retaliates by killing all the soldiers and tanks.
The Awesome Dimension:
Bombersx1000 [AG]: HP:500/500 (Guarding the ULCT)
Mechax1000 [AG]: HP:500/500 (Deals 500 damage upon death) (Guarding the ULCT)
Paper Mache Fort [AG]: HP:1000/1000 (Guarding the ULCT)
Wizardx500 [AG]: HP:5/5 (Guarding the ULCT)
Rocket Launcher Soldiersx500 [AG]: HP:1/1 (High Attack) (Guarding the ULCT)
Ultimate Laser Crystal Thing [???]: HP:2/2 (Massive Attack)
Eldritch Beholder [N]: HP:300000/300000 Censored: III Eye Lazor: IIII Supercharged: III
Tundra Mammothx10000 [N]: HP:1000/1000 gladiusAssailant(Lunar Form) [N]: HP:25000/25000
GodBot MK. 1 [PG] [ACT BOSS]: Chestplate: HP:303000/400000 Current Weapon: Megabomb Launcher. Fire!: IIII. Left Arm: HP:48000/150000 Current Weapon: Chain Gun. Bullet Hell: III Passives: Increases the attack power of the GodBot MK.1. Right Arm: HP:88000/150000 Current Weapon: Stardust Dragon Staff. Dragon Summon: II Passives: Increases the attack power of the GodBot MK.1.
Godmodder: HP:64/100 (In the GodBot Mk.1)
I weld the Right arm stiff. If this fails, I fire at the chest. H-hey, whoever's there, we need more troops to protect the crystal thing. The bot killed all the soldiers and tanks. 1/2
R Armor 5/10
Pencil + Fabricator = Magic Pencil
I use the Rainbow Crystal Staff that the Moon Lord happened to drop when he died to create a decoy crystal!
I then begin calling come dark wizards form the Dark Realm! (1/3)
Galactic Strike: 42/80
Spiral Nemesis: 29/140
I use the LNS' Spread Rocket (Basically a rocket shotgun) on the GodBot's Right Arm, and then, I shoot an explosive bullet that leaves a trail of explosions and can punch through a lot of metal at the Chestplate.
Galactic Strike: 42/80
Spiral Nemesis: 29/140
I use the LNS' Spread Rocket (Basically a rocket shotgun) on the GodBot's Right Leg, and then, I shoot an explosive bullet that leaves a trail of explosions and can punch through a lot of metal at the Chestplate.
>Charges
30 / 66: True Chaos
+2 to Sirplop
+1 to Piono
unaccopaniedTechlord [UT] began pestering gladiusAssailant [GA] UT: I see you've used the Lunar Swordpack. UT: Probably should've mentioned earlier that the Swordpack tends to change the way you think. UT: You think in 1's and 0's now. Makes it easier to perform complex attacks and maneuvers. UT: You can disable this, if you want to talk. GA: DISabling MINdscape.exe... GA: asdf- GA: ...this feels awful! GA: It might've helped if you TOLD me about this stuff before I started using it! UT: Oh, shut up. UT: It makes you have a much better personality. GA: ... UT: It also makes you look better. GA: ughhhh. UT: Anyway, I need to go; I just got like 53 different error messages. UT: This may take awhile to fix. GA: What gave you those erro- unaccopaniedTechlord [UT] ceased pestering gladiusAssailant [GA] GA: Repeating my ugh... GA: ughhhh. GA: Well, I suppose I should re-enable it...
Springing back into action, I rip into the Right Arm using all eight blades, then rip out a huge chunk of metal to use as a shield for myself!
We got em, we'll send em! 1000x Soldiers [AG] (1/1 HP), 500x Demos [AG] (1/1 HP: can deal damage to multiple enemies) and 500x Snipers [AG] (1/1 HP: High Damage) Have joined the fight! they all fire at the arms!
A sudden flash of how to beat skeletron comes into my head. DESTROY THE ARMS! IT WILL MAKE THIS ROBOT UNABLE TO DO MASSIVE DAMAGE! I fire at both of the arms with lasers, bullets, rockets, and Luminite Arrows!
R Armor 5/10
super attack on hold
summoning (16/30)
absorbing awesomeness. stage (4/4)
the bat is now the super awesome bat. it now has a laser blade on one side.
I take my bat, shoot out a bomb, hit it like a baseball into the godbot, the momentum from the swing activates the rocket thrusters sending me spinning while firing lasers in all directions, and the hammer activates as I slam into godbots chestplate. I then jump into the air, now spinning vertically with the laser blade activated, I try to slice off the godbots arms, then jump into the air and try to slice it straight down the middle
I shear through the metal of the Godbot's right arm with rapid slashes from The Flame of Knowledge. And the I pound the inside of the construct with fireballs.
33/40 Metallic Blessing
22/30 Storm of Swords
Double Barrelled Confectionary Cannon && Blast Shields && Tripod 7/8
The Flame of Knowledge && Laser Focus && Magic Conduit 1/?
Kapowashot && Detailed Targeting System 1/?
I attempt to summon the mechanic (heals robotic entities) 1/5(appropriate?), the wizard, (assorted support spells) 1/10, and the demolitionist, (Med-high AoE damage) 1/3
I'm not entirely sure on how this works. Can I charge multiple things in a post? And each round is in between when you post, correct?
I reinforce the origami fort with glue and Popsicle sticks
I decide that the whole Eldridge armor thing isn't really my jam, so I use loom alchemy to begin crafting something more suiting using a poster of a certain pulchritudinous sleuth && a trench coat (1/3)
+1 to Miner turtle and Redstone
I tinker the mechas to be infused with eldritch might, turning them into nightmarish mechas!
Dead yet Dreaming (60/100) +1 from Piono, +2 from eboLag, +2 from Gladius The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.
Voidmetal && Magic staff && Planepacked == Genesis (Staff) (Level 10: 5/11)
Also, I loom some Voidmetal && a normal pair of robes == Armored Robes
+1 to Gladius, +1 to Piono, +1 to eboLag
--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION! [AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners: @CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything. @MinerTurtle45
Note -- I might post a lot less for a couple days, just got oral surgery.
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