I rush to the corpse of the mecha, falling to my knees and screaming to the heavens something about mechanical lives being cut short, this moving display raises the Emotions gauges of the three remaining awesome entities
I attempt to salvage any of the mecha's weapons in order to avenge its death
This recent loss also works as inspiration for my upcoming guitar solo (2/10)
All of the awesome entities emotion gauges are raised by 15%
Galactic Strike: 35/80
Spiral Nemesis: 22/140
I blow the Honey Badger up, slice it to bits, shoot a massive beam gun at the pieces, shoot the LNS at it in the "Exploding bullets that leave a trail of explosions" mode, reality-altering mode AND fast-firing mode, then, I load the pieces and shoot them from a spaceship into a black hole 20 times.
HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE! It shrugs the blast off and then tears your face off.
super attack on hold
summoning (6/20)
since my charge attack was cancelled, i can use it this turn. so I use the rasengan to smaaaaaash! the velociraptor.
8000 damage!
I order in a huge ton of bricks and build a brick wall surrounding the PGs!
24/50 Armageddon
13/30 Storm of Swords
A Bloody Christmas Morning Wrapped In Cables && Iron Gauntlets && Mini-Turrets 8/10
The Time Fish && Book on Spacial Magic && Tiger Shark 3/11
It would have worked...
Bullet Hell: 1/9
I fire lots of rockets and lasers at the wall, destroying it! I then fire at the People from the Epic Dimension!
...if not for this! 5000 damage to the Honey Badger!
I pull two swords that I was hiding out of my robes, and slash the Velociraptor!
I follow up by lazoring the Honey Badger!
5000 damage! Your laser misses.
I give the honey badger some delicious honey, healing it! Mmmmm, honey....
25/50 Armageddon
14/30 Storm of Swords
A Bloody Christmas Morning Wrapped In Cables && Iron Gauntlets && Mini-Turrets 9/10
The Time Fish && Book on Spacial Magic && Tiger Shark 4/11
It would have worked...
Bullet Hell: 2/9
KKYYYYYYRRRRAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! 1/2
I snatch the honey, and drink it myself!
I put on Master Ninja Gear to combat Bruce Lee!
...If not for this!
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Because MinerTurtle45 stole the Honey Badger's honey (bad move) the honey badger become ENRAGED!
26/50 Armageddon
15/30 Storm of Swords
A Bloody Christmas Morning Wrapped In Cables && Iron Gauntlets && Mini-Turrets 10/10 COMPLETED!
The Time Fish && Book on Spacial Magic && Tiger Shark 5/11
The Honey Badger is ENRAGED! It loses the emotions bar and now has infinite max health, and it gains +10000 health a turn.
You got the KAPOWASHOT! These massive iron gauntlets with turrets on them are infused with the Christmas Spirit. Nice for smashing people's faces in.
Does it look like I care? I have Honey Badger blood in me!
I lazor the ENRAGED Honey Badger!
HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE! It swallows the laser, and shoots it back at you!
Due to the Velociraptor not becoming the Philosoraptor, I punch him in his face's face!
Dead yet Dreaming (32/100) +1 from Gladius
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) +2 from Gladius -
COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.
Voidmetal && Magic Staff &&
Planepacked == Genesis (Staff)
+3 to Gladius
--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION!
[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners:
@CrypticCataclysm
@MinerTurtle45
5000 damage!
Voidmetal && Magic Staff && Planepacked = Genesis (Level 10: 1/11)
super attack on hold
summoning (7/20)
I use my neutralizer to un-enrage the honey badger
The Honey Badger is too enraged to be unenraged!
Bullet Hell: 3/9
+3 to Sirplop
I electrocute Bruce Lee and lunge a him by spinning with my saber!
5000 damage!
Assuming, the villagers didn't follow us then this is on hold:
Training 150 villagers (3/10)
Also
"village health increased by 20000" changed to
"[AG](village)Bunker: 15000/15000"
I grab the Clockwork Assault Rifle and unload Crystal Bullets at Velociraptor, sending shards flying at Honeybadger.
Working on Titanium armor (2/25)(+1 from sirplop)
+2 to
@Sirplop, +1 to
@lonken prak
5000 damage!
HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE!
As I reenter the atmosphere, I start flipping around and eventually I hit the velociraptor in the face so hard that it's face literally implodes upon itself. This kills the velociraptor.
Velociraptor killed!
MORE EDGE
>geoffrey: play the edgiest song ever
https://soundcloud.com/kizunami/numb-me-to-life
work on the X suit: 4/40
This enrages the honey badger even further! +50000 health!
I summon Wheatley!
"Hello, this is the part where I kill you!"
Mashy Spike plates are super effective on... Who are we fighting? I need an update on this...
Wheatley explodes!
Currently you are fighting an enraged honey badger and Bruce Lee.
I hand bruce lee a cake with frosting on it that says EAT ME and give it to him.
However
There is one thing he didn't notice
I laced the cake with this stuff
Clostridium Botulinum
The most deadly poison ever identified by man, a single tablespoon can kill about 20% of the earth's population
Bruce Lee flips the cake into your face!
Dead yet Dreaming (38/100) +3 from Redstonetam, +2 from eboLag
The Portal summons another Champion... (8/8) - COMPLETED
It will be completed once we return to the normal world.
Voidmetal && Magic staff &&
Planepacked == Genesis (Staff)
+1 to Gladius, +1 to Redstonetam, +1 to eboLag
--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION!
[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners:
@CrypticCataclysm - Probably gonna win. He's got a sash and everything.
@MinerTurtle45
super attack on hold
summoning (8/20)
I take out my own copy of the bat I made, and hit the velociraptor
The velociraptor is dead!
HHHHHYYYAAAAAA!!!!!!! I fire a tiny Hadouken at the Honey Badger/Bruce Lee, then fire a huge KAMEHAMEHA! at either of them(If honey badger is dead, I attack Bruce Lee, and vice versa.)
Bullet Hell: 5/9 (+1 from Sirplop)
5000 damage to Bruce Lee! HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE!
Bruce Lee bashes eboLag.exe's face in, making them unable to attack for one of there posts.
The Awesome Dimension:
Enraged Honey Badger [PG]: HP:64000/Infinite Passive: Honey Badger Don't Care: Very high chance to No Sell your attacks. (Which means blocking) (+10000 health per turn)
Bruce Lee [PG]: HP:5000/15000 Passives: Massive attack power. Emotions: 15%
