I grab the nuke off of the ground and throw it into the air
Then I fire my vortex cannon at it so that it hits the honey badger
IT IS THE PRIORITY TO DESTROY
The nuke is in another dimension!
6000 damage!
i summon a pig and a barbeque
then i make BACON!
I tempt the goddmodder into a giant potato with it
I then push the potato over the edge of a small cliff which has lava at the bottom!
This creates a baked potato!
The Godmodder is in another dimension!
I defend a random PG entity!
21/50 Armageddon
10/30 Storm of Swords
A Bloody Christmas Morning Wrapped In Cables && Iron Gauntlets && Mini-Turrets 5/10
Marshooter && Megashark && Candy Corn 5/5 COMPLETED!
You defend Bruce Lee from all attacks this turn!
You got the DOUBLE BARRELED CONFECTION CANNON! This stylish double barreled megashark combines the damage of marshmallows with the piercing of candy corn. Note: In real life, candy really isn't viable as ammo, but this is not real life.
(has nobody realized that in we cant go after the godmodder until we clear this dimension?)
Anyway, as we are in a different dimension I set my mayoral aspirations aside for a moment
Using my platinum loaded coin gun and lava sword I assail the unicorn aiming specifically for the horn (as i think that's where it keeps its healing magic)
Mecha (5/5), The mecha has finally been constructed, It'll be on autopilot briefly as I decide where it would be most usefull
I also re-attempt the aforementioned alchemy as a loom alchemy
5000 damage!
The mecha appears!
Mayo Label ~~ loom = Mayoral Sash
You go the MAYORAL SASH! It's like you're the mayor or something.
I interrupt my charge and begin to summon the Normal Elevator. (1/5)
>1 / 3
>Charges
13 / 66: True Chaos
10 / 20: Lunar Swordpack (WEAPON)
>Entities Tab will be removed temporarily...
GA: Oh, cr-
GA: Let's stop fighting for a second, shall we Redstone?
GA: There's a bigger threat in play here...
I then question the point of Bruce Lee's high attack power if there's nothing for him to hit! I then stab him with a giant question mark.
Bruce Lee points over at the mecha that just got summoned, and your question mark hits feathered dragon.
super attack on hold
summoning (3/20)
force attack (1/3)
I fire the vortex cannon away from the battlefield and get my other mythical super hammer ready
k
Galactic Strike: 34/80
Spiral Nemesis: 18/140--21/140 (Boost caused by the Awesome Dimension)
I grab Bruce Lee and piledrive him from outer orbit, then, I shoot an unavoidable amount of explosive, sonic, electric, and fiery attacks at him, ranging from the mundane (Rockets, "Baby"(Due to it's legendary awfulness), electrocution caused with wires, and flamethrowers) to the weird (Such as sending him to a pocket dimension where there is only fire, and throwing him into a supernova).
You instead do all that to feathered dragon!
I guess you're correct, Gladius. We all fire at the Velociraptor.
5000 damage!
Coldsteel: 10/10
ow the edge
The portal to Deviantart slowly CRAAAAAAAAAAWLS open revealing TONS of bad sonic OCs
>Sonic OCs: attack the bosses
work on the X suit: 3/40
The Sonic OCs lash out, and destroy the unicorn before going back to whatever abyss they came from.
I spar with Bruce Lee, buffing his next attack!
22/50 Armageddon
11/30 Storm of Swords
A Bloody Christmas Morning Wrapped In Cables && Iron Gauntlets && Mini-Turrets 6/10
The Time Fish && Book on Spacial Magic && Tiger Shark 1/?
The Flame Of Knowlegde ~~ Loom 1/?
Bruce Lee's next attack will crit!
The Time Fish && Book on Spacial Magic && Tiger Shark = Creatura Pisces (Level 10: 1/11)
The Flame of Knowledge ~~ Loom = Master Pyromancer Robe
You got the MASTER PYROMANCER ROBE! This snazzy orange robe makes it look like you're a master pyromancer, but really you're not.
super attack on hold
summoning (4/20)
force attack (2/3)
The Ultimate Armor has been finished! True X is dead though, so I repair him! He revives with 10000 HP! (10000/30000 HP)
I fire some shots at Bruce Lee!
True X drinks a sub tank, healing him back up by 5000!
True Zero hooks Bruce Lee in and turns him into a nice mix of blood and flesh with the Z-Saber and steps away!
Dring Duo fires their S.D.M.Gs at Bruce Lee/Honey Badger!
Alliciar rains boulders on the Honey Badger!
Sir Sparky rains bolts of lightning on the Unicorn!
Redstone V2 shoots the Unicorn with his Megashark!
Ranged Obliterator + Uber Chaingun = Bullet Hell
True X is not dead, he's in another dimension. So are all of your other characters. True X will get the ultimate armor when we return to the battlefield.
5000 damage! To feathered, that is!
Range Obliterator && Uber Chaingun = Bullet Hell (Level 8: 1/9)
super attack on hold
summoning (5/20)
force attack (3/3) I use a rasengan to smaaaaash! the unicorn
The unicorn is dead! You can still use this charge.
I have a very deep conversation with the Velociraptor,
transforming him into the Philosoraptor!
Using my totally awesome
(eldritch) powers, I break the horn of the Unicorn, taking its ability to heal for 3 turns! (Cuz Unicorn can grow a new one.)
Dead yet Dreaming (30/100) +1 from eboLag
The Portal summons another Champion... (5/8)
+2 to Gladius, +1 to eboLag
--- Currently, this cannot change due to the AWESOME DIMENSION!
[AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners:
@CrypticCataclysm
@MinerTurtle45
Also,
@Redstonetam15, none of your entities are in the awesome dimension, so they cannot be used. Charges can be continued, just not used I assume.
The Velociraptor just sits there.
The unicorn is dead!
I yell KKKKYYYYYRRRRAAAHHHHH!!!!!! in Bruce Lee's ear, deafening him, making him do 5K- at from now on.
Bruce Lee strangles you before you do that.
I attack the mini-cthulhu with cuteness killing it.
The mini-cthulu is in another dimension!
I shoot lasers at the Unicorn!
My bros the Satanmodder and Mini-Cthulhu or something have a tea party while they wait for me to come back.
The unicorn is dead!
I offer the next attacker a free Xbox 1 or PS4 along with a free set of games! This distracts them and prevents them from attacking.
23/50 Armageddon
12/30 Storm of Swords
A Bloody Christmas Morning Wrapped In Cables && Iron Gauntlets && Mini-Turrets 7/10
The Time Fish && Book on Spacial Magic && Tiger Shark 2/?
The Flame Of Knowledge ~~ Loom 2/?
The next attack will fail!
I strap a nuke to feathered dragon and fire the vortex cannon at him/her so that he/her hits the velocoraptor
This attack fails!
I punch the unicorn in the face.
#DealWithIt
The unicorn is dead!
Realizing that the only way to kill awesome is with more awesome I start charging a radical guitar solo
guitar solo (1/10)
I also realize that the mecha is in another dimension, so it therefore does nothing
Actually, you summoned it in this dimension.
>2 / 3
>Charges
14 / 66: True Chaos
13 / 20: Lunar Swordpack (WEAPON) (+2, Sirplop)
+3 to Sirplop
I grab two slices of bread, and catch the Honey Badger between the slices. I then impale it, attaching it to both pieces of bread. I then perfectly cook and eat the Honey Badger.
5000 damage!
The Honey Badger attacks the Mecha, dealing 7000 damage.
The Velociraptor does 7000 more damage.
The Mecha tries to hit Bruce lee but is stopped by feathered.
Bruce Lee finishes the Mecha off.
The Awesome Dimension:
Honey Badger [PG]: HP:9000/20000 Passive: Honey Badger Don't Care: Very high chance to No Sell your attacks. (Which means blocking)
Velociraptor [PG]: HP:30000/35000 Laser Beam:
III
Bruce Lee [PG]: HP:15000/15000 Passives: Massive attack power.
