Redstone manages to break out of the box, and finds himself in-front of a Bunny Cannon. While I do take some lava damage, the Bunny Cannon fires a bunny, which promptly launches him into the distance. I then fire more explosive bunnies at him as the tumbles in midair.
My armor breaks, and I turn with hate. Grrr.... KYRRAAAHHH!!! Phase 2 activated! I turn into a huge met inveunerable to most explosives and energy attacks. I step on gladius and grind my foot into him/her.
I barely manage to avoid the stomp using the agilityAugment, but the shockwave from the stomp sends me flying a few feet. I quickly down a healing potion.
GA: Let's hold off the Strife for the rest of the turn. We don't want to forcibly murder the GM by post magnitude.
To ensure that we actually DO hold off until next turn, I use Guard.
With the death of the yamato, I become hyper enraged!
In this mode, Anything I do will succeed with ridiculously deadly results for the reciver of attacks
I jump above the terror slime and fire the vortex cannon at it.
This sends it careening through the center of the earth, Killing it instantly
Then I initiate strife with feathered dragon by firing the vortex cannon at him so that he hits the godmodder
Galactic Strike: 30/80
Spiral Nemesis: 14/140
I point out that the sign was outdated, and show him the completely legit copyright law proving that he can't use his godmodding powers because the original Godmodder copyrighted them so that nobody else would use his powers, and bring said original Godmodder so he'll saupport my lawsuit.
Lucas is angry that Ness got killed... for like the 4th time. he is so mad he uses pk freeze omega on the terror slime
super attack(on hold)
i bring back ninten, but I see that ness is dead again, and i get so mad I throw ninten, at lucas, ninten randomly explodes, sending lucas flying into the godmodder, where he randomly explodes. all three are now dead.
I start charging because i am mad. (1/20)
I've had enough of these AG days, all I care about now is playing on this server, ruled by the godmodder or not. I shall let everyone feel my wrath. KYRAHHHHH!!!!!! AG to N!
A flash goes across the field as I reveal in my epic armor. This armor has 10K HP, and if you destroy it, I get 5K+ atk from rage. I let loose on Lucas.
Redstone V2 shoots the godmodder.
Dring Duo fires shots at Perfect Chaos.
True X is changing! 2/10
True Zero is powering up! 1/2
((It's a spell, not a wand.)) Sir Sparky summons witches!
Alliciar fires some waves at the Terror Slime!
Galactic Strike: 31/80
Spiral Nemesis: 15/140
I assist in the charge of:
Bahamut: 2/10
True Chaos: 6/66
Dao Drone: 15/20
I shoot at the Terror Slime with an automaatic rocket launcher using incendiary rockets.
I upgrade the nuke! (3/3)
satanfort (6/7)
I begin setting off the nuke! (1/8)
The dragon or something, having risen from the dead by the powers of @Jondanger23, spews fire at something on the PG side!
Galactic Strike: 32/80
Spiral Nemesis: 16/140
I assist:
Satanfort: 7/7
True Chaos: 7/66
Dao Drone: 16/20
I shoot a massive rocket storm at the Terror Slime and then proceed to firebomb it, and proceed to mock it's name, as most entities created by the Godmodder as for now have been named "Terror X".
super attack (still on hold)
summoning (2/20)
I help:
galactic strike: 33/80
spiral nemesis: 17/80
I give the godmodder a lecture about how what he is doing is wrong, but then hug him and tell him that he doesn't have to godmod to feel good about himself.
The Satanmodder successfully builds the Satanfort! (7/7) ((give it fitting hp))
I begin summoning a giant spider! (1/4)
The nuke becomes armed! (2/8)
The dragon or something, not having a definite form, transforms into a small version of Cthulhu!
I shoot my laser-eyes at the Terror Slime!
Seeing that their king is dead, 5 airships pick up Bowser's dead body and leave. The rest fire Bullet Bills at the Terror Slime.
Perfect Chaos slams it's tentacle on the Terror Slime.
All of a sudden, something cuts the Terror Slime! It stops, and turns out to be Quick Man!
Yus. The Giant Bat Wing is mine!
-=Actions
The Elder Giant continues to smash the Terror Slime!
50 Aberrant Legion break off to guard the Village! (-50 Aberrant Legion)
-=Charges Dead yet Dreaming (20/100) +1 from Gladius. Do bare in mind that this is still the creature charge. It's gonna be powerful. The Portal summons another Champion... (2/8)
+2 to Piono, +1 to Gladius
No actions have impacted the village for this post.
--- [AG] Village Loyalty: 30
I give the villagers equipment in order to aid in both rebuilding and future defense
I then hire Mercenaries and Builders to keep the village in top shape
Finally I announce that I am running for mayor of the town, and promise safety, justice and joy for all of its noble inhabitants
Mecha 3/5
>Charges
10 / 66: True Chaos (+4, Raichu, TMB)
20 / 20: Dao Drone (+4, Raichu, TMB) COMPLETE!
4 / 20: Lunar Swordpack
+1 to TMB
+1 to Sirplop
+1 to Raichu
>Entities
>Abilities
Great Swing: Swings a huge blade, dealing high damage. 5% Sharpness cost.
Blade Burst: Fires blades out of its body, hitting up to three foes for moderate damage. 25% Sharpness cost.
Crush Claw: Manipulates parts of it's titanium body into giant blades, dealing massive damage. Three-turn charge, 50% Sharpness cost.
Whetstone: Restores Sharpness to 100%. >Passives
Sharpness: Has a Sharpness Meter. When empty, it can't use abilities / passives that need Sharpness.
Blade Body: Attackers of the Blade Golem take 50% of what they dealt as damage. Consumes 10% Sharpness / use.
I quickly pull out tons of Dao's; single-edged Chinese swords. Using magic, I quickly fuse them together in the shape of a dragonfly, with blades making up the wings and body.
[N] Dao Drone
HP: 40,000
Dash: 3 / 3
>Abilities:
Slashing Sweep: Flies by two enemies, hitting them for moderate damage with wings.
Dash Dicer: Uses up a Dash token to fly at supersonic speeds, dealing high damage to one target.
Divebomb: Suicides on a target for insane damage. The more dash tokens available, the higher the damage this deals. >Passives:
Dash: Has Dash tokens. When attacked, a Dash Token is used, and it avoids the attack. Restores 1 Dash Token a turn.
Perfect Chaos picks up the Godmodder and eats him.
The Airships shoot Bullet Bills at the Terror Slime.
Quick Man slashes the Terror Slime with a large Boomerang!
8000 damage!
You got the FLAME OF KNOWLEdGE! This orange ornate dagger has a lens attached to it, and you can use it to identify weak points on an enemy and burn them.
I don't think a Christmas Tree is going to stop a mechanical, sentient robot. True Zero counters by jumping and spinning with his blade! He then fires a flurry of energy waves at the PGs! Ooh, cool, a new Ranged Ob- Another flash of light appears, and suddenly a new suit appears. This is going to be sweet. I fire lasers, rockets, arrows, and bullets with my dual hand busters at the PGs.
True X shoots is changing! 3/10
Dring Duo fires a lot of arrows at the godmodder!
Sir Sparky casts ice bolts at Lucas!
Alliciar rains Meteors on the AGs!
Redstone V2 slings the Solar Eruption at the Terror Slime!
5000 damage to the slime!
The Godmodder catches all the arrows, and throws them back at the Dring Duo, impaling them on a brick wall. He then sends a green energy beam at them, making there computers crash.
Lucas is dead!
5000 damage to Perfect Chaos!
>Charges
11 / 66: True Chaos
5 / 20: Lunar Swordpack (WEAPON)
+1 to TMB
+1 to Sirplop
+1 to Raichu
>Entities
>Abilities
Great Swing: Swings a huge blade, dealing high damage. 5% Sharpness cost.
Blade Burst: Fires blades out of its body, hitting up to three foes for moderate damage. 25% Sharpness cost.
Crush Claw: Manipulates parts of it's titanium body into giant blades, dealing massive damage. Three-turn charge, 50% Sharpness cost.
Whetstone: Restores Sharpness to 100%. >Passives
Sharpness: Has a Sharpness Meter. When empty, it can't use abilities / passives that need Sharpness.
Blade Body: Attackers of the Blade Golem take 50% of what they dealt as damage. Consumes 10% Sharpness / use.
>Abilities:
Slashing Sweep: Flies by two enemies, hitting them for moderate damage with wings.
Dash Dicer: Uses up a Dash token to fly at supersonic speeds, dealing high damage to one target.
Divebomb: Suicides on a target for insane damage. The more dash tokens available, the higher the damage this deals. >Passives:
Dash: Has Dash tokens. When attacked, a Dash Token is used, and it avoids the attack. Restores 1 Dash Token a turn.
I first grab True X, then throw him into the air. The Dao Drone slams into it at high speeds by using SLASHING SWEEP, sending True X straight into the hands of the Blade Golem, who cleaves X in two with a well-timed Great Swing. If True X lives, I finish him off with a coup-de-grace using a rapier. If he's dead, I then instead repair the village.
I politely ask the citizens to wait until everyone who wishes to is able to announce their candidacy for mayor
Then I start several public works projects such as a community garden and Yoga at the Rec-Center
Lastly I decide that should i become mayor I need more fitting apparel so I combine: Cables&&a MAYO label&& A marker, in order to create some kind of sash
Mecha(4/5)
I stare in horror as I see True X be beaten up. HOW DARE YOU BEAT UP MY SUMMON! I TOOK 3 TURNS JUST TO SUMMON HIM! STRIFE TIME! I fire a ton of lasers and missiles at gladius. You're gonna get it, friend.
>Charges
12 / 66: True Chaos
6 / 20: Lunar Swordpack (WEAPON)
+1 to TMB
+1 to Sirplop
+1 to Raichu
>Entities
>Abilities
Great Swing: Swings a huge blade, dealing high damage. 5% Sharpness cost.
Blade Burst: Fires blades out of its body, hitting up to three foes for moderate damage. 25% Sharpness cost.
Crush Claw: Manipulates parts of it's titanium body into giant blades, dealing massive damage. Three-turn charge, 50% Sharpness cost.
Whetstone: Restores Sharpness to 100%. >Passives
Sharpness: Has a Sharpness Meter. When empty, it can't use abilities / passives that need Sharpness.
Blade Body: Attackers of the Blade Golem take 50% of what they dealt as damage. Consumes 10% Sharpness / use.
>Abilities:
Slashing Sweep: Flies by two enemies, hitting them for moderate damage with wings.
Dash Dicer: Uses up a Dash token to fly at supersonic speeds, dealing high damage to one target.
Divebomb: Suicides on a target for insane damage. The more dash tokens available, the higher the damage this deals. >Passives:
Dash: Has Dash tokens. When attacked, a Dash Token is used, and it avoids the attack. Restores 1 Dash Token a turn.
I command the Blade Golem, summoning it to my position! It tanks the majority of the lasers and missiles heading towards me.
GA: Oh god, I don't have the stuff I need to deal with this! GA: Oh look, I'm getting pestered again...
unaccompaniedTechlord [UT] began pestering gladiusAssailant [GA] UT: Good job. You already pissed someone off. GA: ...yep. UT: Please tell me you had the slight insight to complete the Lunar Swordpack before doing this. GA: Nope. UT: GODDAMMIT. UT: UGH. UT: I'm going to assume you need help, then? GA: On a scale of one to yes, yes. UT: Worthless. UT: Fine, I'm sending over some code. Go and run it. UT: Just do note that if you ARE using this, you'll need to equip the Immersion Gear in your room. GA: Isn't that thing kinda-sorta highly dangerous? UT: Pleeease. I made it. It'll be fine. GA: Well, sure...
>RUNNING: agilityAugment v0.1
Time seems to slow for me as the ImmersionGear whirs into action. I feel my body quake and shiver, and my on-screen avatar begins to move faster...
GA: This kinda hurts... UT: Of course it does. Just a few small pricks.
And then, at the same time, all of Redstone's projectiles seem to slow down for me. I then run towards them all, and with the power of the agilityAugment, dodge through the remainder of the attacks, and then leap high into the air around Redstone! Then, thousands of Energy Blades appear around him! With a flick of the wrist, they all begin sweeping in from all directions, using various combos, and synchronizing their slashes to create inescapable combos.
GA: Alright, Blade Golem. I'll take it from here. UT: (You seriously called something a Blade Golem?) UT: (ughhhhh) unaccompaniedTechlord [UT] ceased pestering gladiusAssailant [GA]
The Blade Golem heads back to the battlefield, continuing it's attacks.
I unleash an almighty roar, somehow turning off the energy blades. I then let my hands turn back into hands and grab my Virus Spell. I spray it at gladius.
Dead yet Dreaming (24/100) +3 from Gladius The Portal summons another Champion... (3/8)
+1 to Cryptic, +2 to Gladius
+5 to AG from Cryptic for supplies & aid.
--- [AG] Village Loyalty: 35
The Village is having an election!
Runners: @CrypticCataclysm @MinerTurtle45
You yourself won't be the mayor, but will have a villager rule for you who will follow your orders.
The energy blades suddenly flicker back into existance.
GA: Seriously, what were you thinking? GA: A roar can't stop an energy blade. GA: (Not for long, at the very least. It's a known bug.)
They resume their attacks, and as the Virus Spell flies towards me, I quickly create a barrier of blades, blocking the attack! I then take one of said blades from the blade barrier, and as the Energy Swords agress you, I use a sword-skill, allowing me to dash straight towards you and launch you into the air!
Well I can take it. I use the Force to stop all the blades and turn them to you. I launch them all at gladius. I used to be a thief, ye' know. I fire lasers at the hilts swords, destroying them all.
Using my general manipulation abilities of swords, I manage to hold the swords between us, Force equal with my talent.
GA: Aw, it's a stalemate.
(I'm assuming you meant the sword hilts, but you put hilt first, so...)
And then, you fire at Hilt's Sword Shoppe with a free hand. Mr. Hilt watches as all of his lovingly hand-crafted swords go up in flames. In a blind rage he grapples you, disrupting your ability to use the force. Then, with the swords free from the stalemate, they all rush you once more, determined to pincushion you. Except with swords. Swordcushion?
KKKKYYYYRRRAAAAHHHH!!!!! I make Mr.Hilt deaf and face the incoming threat. I quickly make an energy shield, the swords either hitting the shop, or the energy being absorbed into the shield. I then fire a very powerful shot at gladius. When I say powerful I mean OP.
Villagers are building a bunker (5/6)
The force field generator prototype malfunctions and fires a giant ball of energy at the Terror Slime and Godmodder, blowing itself up in the process
I recruit 150 villagers and start training them for battle(1/10)
Assuming this is your use of the 1000th post, you launch an energy ball at the Terror Slime, killing it! You got it's spoil of war, the Atomic Gel! I will explain it in the OP.
The Elder Giant smacks the Terror Slime with his war hammer again.
Dead yet Dreaming (28/100) +3 from eboLag The Portal summons another Champion... (4/8)
I use my Down+B move, which just so happens to be a reflector! Your OP laser blast flies back towards you. Then, using the agilityAugment, I dash beside you, and quickly shank you with a poisoned dagger! The poison is very short-lasting (lasting about 5 seconds), but it cripples you, leaving you unable to move! The energy blast makes contact with you in five...
You log-in. In the short time you were logged out, I built you a box filled with lava. You enter the game, and appear in the lava, and suffer from massive general burning. Because of the box, and just how big it is, you can't impale me.
GA: Friggin noobs, combat logging... GA: At the very least, we have lava.
Redstone manages to break out of the box, and finds himself in-front of a Bunny Cannon. While I do take some lava damage, the Bunny Cannon fires a bunny, which promptly launches him into the distance. I then fire more explosive bunnies at him as the tumbles in midair.
My armor breaks, and I turn with hate. Grrr.... KYRRAAAHHH!!! Phase 2 activated! I turn into a huge met inveunerable to most explosives and energy attacks. I step on gladius and grind my foot into him/her.
I barely manage to avoid the stomp using the agilityAugment, but the shockwave from the stomp sends me flying a few feet. I quickly down a healing potion.
GA: Let's hold off the Strife for the rest of the turn. We don't want to forcibly murder the GM by post magnitude.
To ensure that we actually DO hold off until next turn, I use Guard.
With the death of the yamato, I become hyper enraged!
In this mode, Anything I do will succeed with ridiculously deadly results for the reciver of attacks
I jump above the terror slime and fire the vortex cannon at it.
This sends it careening through the center of the earth, Killing it instantly
Then I initiate strife with feathered dragon by firing the vortex cannon at him so that he hits the godmodder
The Godmodder opens a green portal, and dashes in! You all follow him, and enter the AWESOME DIMENSION! (i know, bad name)
How 2 Play:
In this dimension, you have to kill four enemies of pure awesome, and then fight a strong boss enemy. When you complete this, the Godmodder will take 5 damage, and revert back to normal. This will end the first act of the game. Sound good? Note: Your entities will return once this event is over.
The Awesome Dimension:
Honey Badger [PG]: HP:20000/20000 Passive: Honey Badger Don't Care: Very high chance to No Sell your attacks. (Which means blocking)
Velociraptor [PG]: HP:35000/35000 Laser Beam: III
Bruce Lee [PG]: HP:15000/15000 Passives: Massive attack power.
Unicorn [PG]: HP:30000/30000 Can heal allies.
I grab the nuke off of the ground and throw it into the air
Then I fire my vortex cannon at it so that it hits the honey badger
IT IS THE PRIORITY TO DESTROY
i summon a pig and a barbeque
then i make BACON!
I tempt the goddmodder into a giant potato with it
I then push the potato over the edge of a small cliff which has lava at the bottom!
(has nobody realized that in we cant go after the godmodder until we clear this dimension?)
Anyway, as we are in a different dimension I set my mayoral aspirations aside for a moment
Using my platinum loaded coin gun and lava sword I assail the unicorn aiming specifically for the horn (as i think that's where it keeps its healing magic)
Mecha (5/5), The mecha has finally been constructed, It'll be on autopilot briefly as I decide where it would be most usefull
I also re-attempt the aforementioned alchemy as a loom alchemy
Galactic Strike: 34/80
Spiral Nemesis: 18/140--21/140 (Boost caused by the Awesome Dimension)
I grab Bruce Lee and piledrive him from outer orbit, then, I shoot an unavoidable amount of explosive, sonic, electric, and fiery attacks at him, ranging from the mundane (Rockets, "Baby"(Due to it's legendary awfulness), electrocution caused with wires, and flamethrowers) to the weird (Such as sending him to a pocket dimension where there is only fire, and throwing him into a supernova).
A Bloody Christmas Morning Wrapped In Cables && Iron Gauntlets && Mini-Turrets 6/10
The Time Fish && Book on Spacial Magic && Tiger Shark 1/?
The Flame Of Knowlegde ~~ Loom 1/?
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