A tear in the world appears. A young man comes out, and the tear seals itself. It worked. He couldn't believe it. He remembers... things he would rather forget. Looking around, he sees a Godmodding war, but in particular, he sets his eyes on The Godmodder. He remembers defending him, and right now, he sees that The Godmodder's HP is low. He knows what must be done.
The Godmodder's HP must not fall down to 0.
The young man attacks the nearest entity, a wastewalker, with
Alchemy 1: Entropy++Sword=Entropic Sword
a sword that tears apart whatever it can cut, it feels familiar in his hands. Searing heat and freezing cold spots are present along the blade, as a result of randomly distributing energy around it.
He keeps on hacking at it, even after it has fallen. He is wearing
Alchemy 2: Darkness++Cloak=Twilight Cloak
a tattered cloak, he recalls it protecting him well in the past. He feels that he could be both anywhere and nowhere at all. He is also wearing
Alchemy 3: Soul++Scarf=Mysterious Scarf
a scarf around his neck. He feels comfortable with it on, as an assurance that things will turn out just fine. In addition, he also has
Alchemy 4: Magic++Book=Spellbook
a book that seems to be overflowing with Magic. Predictably, he can cast spells from it.
CHARGES
1: 1/50
2: 1/50
3: 1/???
What's going on?
This character is the same character I posted as in 0rigins. I think that's pretty obvious. He is fighting under PG because he thinks this Godmodder is the same one in 0rigins. Technically, that's half-true, but Alpha probably won't look a gift horse in the mouth, will he?
Slot 1
Glitchy USB From A Different Timeline && (Standard Battle Android && Glitch Essence) && (Corrupster USB && HxD USB) && MetaCuil Abstraction Device = Battle Gynoid EXE 5.0.7 (Level 22, 7/23)
A girl who may or may not be oddly familiar to some of you, upgraded and in battle android form. In a still coherent looking but glitchy form, she seems to be able to corrupt anything she wills into glitching into something entirely different. She can also be meta as heck. Slot 2
({Recreate: Magical Anime Girl Golem (Shizuki-chan)} || Standard Battle Android) && (Essence of SCP-285's Hax && (HackerTyper USB (SCP Look and Feel) && Anomalous Digital Input Interface)) && (Detachable Robot Arm && USB 3.0 Port && HDMI Connector && PS/2 Keyboard and Mouse Ports && 256-Pin Connector) = Battle Gynoid SCP-2223-A (Level 20, 21/21), DONE!
A gynoid in an anime uniform, who looks rather familiar to some of you. She can hack into any electronic device connected to a network and can also hack reality to a small degree. She also has a detachable arm which is attached via several ports.
Mirei Hayasaka (Idolm@ster Cinderella Girls) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && (Metallic Robot Left Hand && Eternal Singularity (Avaritia: Eternal Singularity mod) && MIniature Energy Sphere Generator) && (Metallic Robot Right Hand && SCP-2207 && Extensible Claws && Essence of the Elemental Planes) = Battle Gynoid Mirei Hayasaka (Level ?, 7/?) (+1 from Pricey, +3 from SilentStorm, +2 from Hezetor) Slot 3
Kagerou (Kantai Collection) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && Quadruple Cord Attachment Points && ((SPAMR Launcher (MineFactory Reloaded) && Chemical Thrower (Immersive Engineering)) && (Double Compressed Torcherino (Torcherino) && Augment: Space-Time Flux Unifier (Thermal Expansion) && Overclocker Upgrade (IndustrialCraft^2))) = Battle Gynoid Kagerou (Level 25, 7/26)
A 1:1 scale gynoid of Kagerou from Kantai Collection. In addition to her standard weapons in her remodeled form, she has four fully controllable cords extending from her back that can connect to various weapons, one of which is permanently connected to a rocket launcher that fires chemical-spraying rockets. I don't even know how she stays upright, she just does. Slot 4
Ibuki Mioda (Super Danganronpa 2) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && (Electric Guitar && SCP-219) && 10x USB Port Array && ((Energy Condenser (Equivalent Exchange 2) && Metal Former: Wire) && Handless Robotic Left Arm) = Battle Gynoid Ibuki Mioda (Level 20, 7/21)
A 1:1 scale gynoid of Ibuki Mioda from Super Danganronpa 2. Her left hand is missing, in its place a large amount of wires of all types that she can extrude infinitely at will. Connected by a fully controllable wire next to a series of inset USB ports on her right shoulder is a custom electric guitar, which can produce resonant frequencies of literally any material and even multiple materials at once and direct them at a specific point. She also can stay upright despite having several meters of wire and an electric guitar attached to her. Don't ask how.
Charges Project Factory (15/100)
Project Robot Waifu Harem/Main.java (16/50)
Project Robot Waifu Harem/vocaloid/YuzukiYukariV4.java (6/50)
+3 JOEbob Project Factory Bid - REMINDER THAT PROJECT FACTORY IS STILL A THING!!! GIVE ME YOUR ASSISTS IF YOU WANT STUFF!
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Action
I force the Borg to answer the following questions:
1. What position is the point 9.32% along the length of a Hilbert curve filling the area defined by a square with opposite corners (0, 0) and (1.55, 1.55)? 2.n points are defined on the surface of a p-sphere. Every set of p points defines a segment of (p-1)-space. Let q be the number of distinct segments of p-space bounded by the segments of (p-1)-space defined by each subset of n points. Find the general formula for the smallest value of n for which which q < 2ⁿ⁻¹. 3. What is the complex number a+bi with the largest integer value of |a| and the smallest non-zero integer value of |b| such that it lies on a circle of integer radius between 65 536 and 131 072? 4. What is the smallest composite number s such that s mod 40n is prime for all prime numbers 4 < n < 18? 5. Given that P₁ through P₅ are 5 points at integer coordinates in 3-space equidistant from the origin O(0, 0), find the smallest possible distance from the origin of the five points given the restriction that if rays are drawn passing through each point, with direction vectors where the x, y, and z components are 0, 1, or -1, such that twenty-six such rays are drawn not including the ray with a zero direction vector, no other point lies on any ray.
While it's busy solving these problems, I prove the existence of an explosion that damages the Borg.
The Power Glove || Small Gear from mechanus && Sacred Stone && Control Matrix && Quantum Computer && Keys of the Stars && Pienal of Warpidio = Chirotheca Dominatus (Level 25: 12/26)
Current Inventory: Pocket Dimension
Pocket Dimension: Inventory And Protection (Clothing that both holds items and keeps the wearer safe) (Equipped)
Final Resort: Go Out With A Smile (Kamikaze style) (Inactive)
Explosive Ammo M2 Browning (wepon) (Equipped)
Item Descriptions
Pocket Dimension - A nice suit. The fabric appears to be partially shielded by a thin layer of distorted space, which somehow does not change the colour of the suit in any way. There is a pocket on the suit, which looks like it would only be able to store a few pens, but is clearly capable of holding many many more things besides just something that small.
Final Resort - One cannot see this item normally. However, with the ability to see the soul of a being, one would find the shocking sight of the woman's soul, currently more resembling that of a dead person and hooked up to a large and complex mess of mechanical parts. It's also linked to the rest of her body via completely unseen tethers. Upon activation of the machinery, which appears to only be possible if the woman smiles, the machinery will proceed to harness the energy of her soul to perform a truly massive and formidable explosion of Oblivion energies, annihilating everything and everyone near her. Unfortunately, she's not immune to the explosion herself, and picking up the pieces of her soul after she's used her Final Resort might take a while...
Explosive Ammo M2 Browning - Not much to say here. This appears to be a regular M2 Browning machine gun, only with ammunition that explodes on contact in a firey blaze, capable of easily destroying fleshier constructs and blasting holes open in lighter armored vehicles. Relatively ordinary for DTG standards, but it still is quite formidable to most low-to-mid-tier entities.
The woman in a suit takes a moment to look around the battlefield once again, then seeing as she landed next to the Godmodder, she immedaitely locks in her role as being PG. After her side has been chosen, she quickly looks at what the enemy entities consist of to identify a target. Her target has been chosen in short order, and now is the time to test out her first weapon...
She takes aim with the Explosive Ammo M2 Browning, carefully peers down an ironsight mounted on the gun to carefully line up her shots, then begins opening fire, a number of high-speed bullets rocketing through the air towards the Gunyolk. The poor possibly-egg-based creature would soon find itself being buffeted by firey hot explosions all around itself, the majority of the shots having been aimed perfectly to crack against the Gunyolk's body, with most of the other ones being apparently intended to give nearby bodyguards a strong incentive to stay out of the way. That incentive being risk of explosive bullets to the face. Which are painful, as it turns out. And also quite destructive.
collab pls/Possible Elite 30/100
My helper: (Entity/Ally) 30/30
I put the Dimensional door on the floor then the door opens itself, showing an nameless human male priest with an shield on his back while he got an staff with an shield on top of his staff.
The Shield Priest [AG] Health: estimated 350,000 Summons an barrier with an durability of 25,000 also used to protect an target Reinforced Barrier: Takes 3 turns before generating an stronger version which will have 80,000 durability Obsidi-steel Barrier: Takes 7 turns before generating the strongest version which has 200,000 durability
Passive: Shield on back: Reduces damage taken by 10% however he needs to be protected by then
MEATSHIELDS PLS (Entity/Ally) 25/25
I slam another Dimensional door on the floor then the door opens itself, showing an golem made of flesh
That Flesh Golem again... [AG]
Health: probably very high.
Attack: Very low.
Flesh Regeneration: It repairs itself, healing 25% of it's health however it can take 2 turns before activating it
Rage: It flies into rage, massively increasing damage for 2 turns before it stops also it can take 4 turns before activating it
Reformation: (Only for Small Flesh Golems and Tiny Flesh Golems) It will take 5/7 turns before it reforms back to normal
Passive A: Self Repair: Restores 5% of it's health per turn
Passive B: Splits itself: When if it's health is down to 0, it will split into 2 small Flesh Golems (1/4th of the Flesh Golem's stats) however if one of those dies, splits into 2 tiny Flesh Golems (1/4th of the small Flesh Golem's stats) also the tiny flesh golem will die after it's health is down to 0. I take assists for something. (Possibly another entity summon) 5/25 +4 from Thartler
My own thing (LEVELING) 1/50
Remaining power of the snapped Twig of Fate && Mystical Seal && Status Effect Gem && Powered Staff II Blade = Curse of Fates and Death 26/26 (Causes 1 to 3 random Status effects that are randomized including Gravcrush, XBONIC Plague and Mark of Dog)
I just got this thing also it might take a turn to charge up after it has been used
Protective Armour && Super-powered Silver && Anti-Status Effects Gem && Blessing of the Silver Guardian = Silver Guardian's Protective Armour [EE] 26/30 (Counts as Level 25) (Part of the Anti-Power Creep set. The Armour can give a Entity 25% Damage Resistance to anything and 25% status effect resistance (including XBONIC Plague) for 2 turns and has a cooldown of 3 or 4 (Level 25 Alchemies usually has a post cool-down before use but this will be longer))
Current Saga: I do believe that Canon is dead. (Possibly the final saga before the last act begin also I am currently in the 3rd act (After the chaos and the fall of the city in the end of Act 2 but I am not sure about it...))
Current Arc: Harlequin
Before Action/RP Trash: Bleh
Action: I punch the Canoe King in the face, breaking an canoe in a process.
Zerisek activates Imported Goods, sending a package contains an entity from another world.
The barrier priest generates the barrier on Danny DeVito.
The flesh golem I have called in protects the barrier priest.
+1 to piono, W32Coravint and Thartler
Support me if you want.
Blah’s Power Core. Cooldown in turns: 2/8. [SPOIL OF WAR] Pineapple Device: Cooldown in turns: 3/3. [SPOIL OF WAR]
Scythe-blaster of the moon dragon. CD in Turns: 0/3 [Level 50]. It can be used to slice a target for high damage or it can be also used to heal a target for a high amount.
Magic Charge Pendent. Charge storage: 7/10 charges (charges every turn). [Level 50] If I use it on a foe, it deals lots of damage but weakened when if I use it with 1 lesser charge
Sword of Git Gud (Known as SoGG) CD: 1/2 [Level 25] Charge: THE MINI RECKONING 5/7 (You must use the Weapon 7 times to activate this charge) Fully Charged Runepaw's Gauntlet CD: 2/2 [Level 25] Current Runes: 8/25 Ice, Ice, Fire, Fire, Damage, Shadow, Fire (USING), Light. Storm Firey Bullet Blaster CD: 2/2 [Level 25] Has the 20% chance of Burning or 5% chance of Napalming (Stronger version of Burning) Liquid Death [Level 10] Rust [Level 16] BSU Flame Blaster CD: 0/3 [Level 25] This flameblaster can instantly cause a high damage burn for 2 turns with a cooldown of 3 turns. Super Deal With It Glasses [Level 7] (NERFED DUE TO CURSE OF REPETITIVENESS)
When the Gauntlet has been used, Generates up to 3 Runes per Action or (1 to 3 Runes per Action This is Random you know.) Also, It can hold up to 25 Runes (Ooh that's cool! but sometimes can be one of the most powerful Level 25 Items in the game due to these)
Fire: Deals very high damage to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally for much more HP when used.
Damage: Deals heavy damage to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals high damage to the enemy when used, high chance of freezing. (Can be used on stupid high-damaging entities and some power-creep entities)
Thunder: Deals medium damage to 3 select enemies when used, medium chance of paralysing.
Light: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the dark/shadow enemy when used.
Shadow: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the light enemy when used.
I know the Light and Shadow Runes can be pretty complicated but here are the buffing Runes
Attack Buffer: Gives 25% Attack increase for 3 turns when used on the ally.
Defence Buffer: Gives 25% Defence increase for 3 turns when used on the ally
Dodge: Gives 25% Dodge Rate for 3 turns when used on the ally.
MLG (I cannot think enough MLG Stuff...): Deals extreme damage to the enemy (massive damage to 2 enemies or very high damage to 3 enemies) and reduces 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the enemy it inflicted (10% All stats on 2 enemies and 5% All stats on 3 enemies) or heals the ally for so much HP and gives 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the ally. 1/100 chance of creating the rune also, it is extremely rare as well (probably for balance reasons)
Crack The Sky: /1/3\ Jormungandr/Destiny's Call: <5/5> The Queener: [0/5] (1/2) TARGET: Zerisek The Infinity Edge: {2/4} Runes Stored: no Chorus Mortis: (2/4)
+3 to DarkSide
Shield of the Godslayer [GS]: 43/100
Revenge of the Mercenary System [LEVELING SYSTEM]: 32/50
Project Early Access Pionobot [ASCENSION]: 50/50 (LCKD)
NEW! What They Teach You At Harvard Business School && What They Don't Teach You At Harvard Business School = ??? (Level ?) (21/?)
I just had to do this thing.
T.I.M.E. F.C.U.K. (Level 10) && Meta Titan Essence = C.A.N.O.N. F.C.U.K (Level 22) (14/23) Stands for Corrupted reAlity NavigatOr's Nuclear First-Class regorillaery Kit. Basicaly the TIME FCUK but on steroids, and does the opposite of ungorillaing time now.
Defective Game Grid Token (KoL) || FDKOL Fire Axe (KoL) = Grid-Axe of Loathing (Level 14) (4/15)
You acquire an effect: Video... Games? (duration: 5 Adventures)
NEW!Stack of Empty Bullets || (Silver Bar && Wood && Hard-Light Plating && Kryptonite Ingot && Yellow (don't ask why) && Vin Diesel (again, don't ask why) && AIDS = Multi-Purpose Bullets (Level ?) (2/?)
It revolutionizes the world of bullets; made from silver, wood, light, Kryptonite, yellow, Vin Diesel, and, most importantly, AIDS. Too many times have people been shot only to recover and live a full life. Multi-purpose bullets will bring that to an end. These bullets can stop vampires, werewolves, evil sentient shadows, Green Lantern, and Superman...if they so happen to exist and so happen to be attacking you or you so happen to be hunting them. Also, you can throw them if you don't have a gun, as they have explosive tips.
--Spellthief (SUMMONED)
HP: 420,000
Attack: 30,000
Active: Sappin' Mah Knawledge - Up to 10 charges stored. Can copy one active and passive ability. For actives, 1 charge used per 1 charge on the active. For passives, 1-5 charges used based on the passive's intensity (the GM decides). The copied abilities can be swapped out with other ones of the same types.
Passive: Greater Focus - While not attacking or using Sappin' Mah Knawledge, the Spellthief gets double charge speed for Sappin' Mah Knawledge.
Passive: Salt Level Stabilization - Sappin' Mah Knawledge can't copy Skirmish Maneuvers entities' actives and passives.
---- Entity Actions: Spellthief copies Highest Point on Venuz.
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The Katana. The Curse of a man that's gotten folded/gone through hell and back many times to be who he is now, and whose reputation became ruined by a group of people called weeaboos. That description, that Curse, rightly belongs to the Euphorer, whose name has been thrown into this hell of fake-as-gorilla mad-lib lore that was written while high, by two burnouts named Mordecai "Marty" Bellum, and me. Paco. The narrator in this account.
If you're somehow reading this, Euphorer, sorry pal.
The Katana. A mediocre weapon from what we thought was a cool place, now in the hands of idiots on the internet. Yeah, that's right. Well, there's your description, Binary. nlyhalfjoking:
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Marty's still watching from Aetheria. "Thank God the trickster gorilla is over."
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The sigma girl and the alraune are still floating in the air. ">= Well, okay. See ya later."
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Xtrullor completely screws up the Borg's programming with a direct application of Krakensbane, a glitch-element digital sword, in its general direction.
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My inventory, project and Arena Cue can be found here.
@Sir Juicebox Welcome back, I think! Things have really changed. 5 free alchemies are yours, by the way: Just put in an alchemy to the effect of "(Item) ++ (Element) = ???" and you will get it instantly. Item can be anything nonbioloigcal and physical, and Element can be anything you can think of.
@DCCCV: Welcome! Sorry 0 closed so abruptly. Hopefully you'll like it here. Our current target as a PG faction is the Gunyolk, if you need something directed to do.
This game is complicated-that goes for both of you as you're both newcomers! So my best advice is to just take it at your own pace and figure out how to do things slowly, rather than trying to copy the more fancy players off the bat.
@Hezetor offer still stands on the arena battle even though it would probably just a silly bout between Hez and Roxxy to see who gets to eat the other, or something.
Seaspray: |III| (much like Dust Storm, creates a wave that crashes against the rocks on the ground throwing a cold spray up in the faces of the target, decreasing their accuracy for a round or two.)
Splash: |IIIII| (hit the opponent with that big wave from seaspray, dealing damage and inflicting Wet, which decreases accuracy by a tiny bit)
Water Whip: {7/7 ammo} (You pull the water in the air up into a cyllinder around the tip of the staff, creating a low hit point water tentacle that increases your attack power while its still alive.)
Whirlpool: {4/4 ammo} (Traps an entity in a whirlpool for 3 rounds, dealing DoT and causing them to deal half damage to anything that's not also caught in the whirlpool.)
Tidal Wave: |IIIIIIII|{2/2 ammo} (Summons an enormous tidal wave that crashes into three target entities, dealing heavy damage and inflicting waterlogged, which halves the strength of all outgoing effects AND lowers accuracy by a little bit.)
Diluvium: |IIIIIIIIII| {1/1 Ammo} {Tidal Wave Uses: 0/2} (Targets the entire field, inflict waterlogged on EVERYONE and deal heavy damage to all enemies, light damage to all allies.)
Uncapped! The Climax: 125 / 150 (+3 from DCCCV, +1 from Sp33don)
Unforgiven: 14 / 50.
Deicide Squad: 44 / 50.
A Rock from Limbo && Liquid Death && Zweihander = The Grayscale (Level 14: 11/15)
Chronologically-Enhanced Luminite && IDPD Plasma Minigun && Glove of an IDPD Elite Heavy = The Complete Ejection (Level 20: 5/21)
Tear of Black Liquid Sorrow && Creative Energies && (Fragment of the Limbo Gatekeeper's gauntlet || Whole Gauntlet) = Charon's Hand (Level 18: 5/19)
NEW: Jar of Black Liquid Sorrow && Invincible Heartstrings && The Axe = The Last Song (Level ?: 2/?)
PREVIEW: The Fade && Duri Iudicis && Immortal Soul of the Muse = ??? (Level ?)
The Fade (Level 15): A stealth suit created from the combination of Traho with extremely powerful stalker systems; a sleek green and nearly-black plate that is extraordinarily form fitting, offers incredible assistance to both close and long-range combat, comes with built-in cloaking technology as well as a jetpack for full 3-dimensional flight in pure silence, to say nothing of the extreme Gravity powers that this possesses.
Duri Iudicis: A robe imbued with the powers of Limbo. Strictly magical in nature, it allows its wearer to pull Limbo's signature style of combat; taking attacks (in this case strictly magical) and using them against your foes. By absorbing magical attacks, the wielder of this robe can copy and wield the magical powers used against them-including in wild combinations.
Immortal Soul of the Muse: Part of an outdated alchemical system that Toast once did. The intended point was to infuse alchemies with the associated power, but I never got around to infusing this to anything. In any case: This particular essence utilizes Sound and Music. You can see why a stealth suit might want to be able to control Sound and Music.
I understand that the Elemental Infuser exists, I'm just wondering what exactly this can pull. And Infinity is a really strong element.
Expanding this a bit. A note: If it has parenthesis or curly brackets around its name, it's still locked.
Also, in case you're noticing discrepancies from the linked pastebin; Crys has allowed me to do some mild shuffling of the Class Levels, mostly making the 4th level Big Scenes come later than the other lower-level techniques.
Hate Within: 35% chance of minicrit on Hostiles for all of your Entities as well as yourself. If chance procs while minicritting, upgrades to crit. If procced while critting, crit is not expended. Only works on Hostiles.
Determination: His Entities resist all Mind Controls successfully. (Zetta and the crew can't be MC'd to begin with, because they're players.)
(Providence): His Entities have an additional 25% resistance to any status effect that would cost them their turn. CR7
(Faking it): Zetta doesn't die on having HP turned to 0, but rather retreats tactically. He respawns 1 action sooner because he's gotten good at it at this point. (if he's the first to respawn on TPK he can act immediately.) CR11
(Bloodborne)CR4/(Red River)CR6/(Vein Matters)CR11/(Baptism of Blood)CR14
(The Sight)CR8/(Grim Knowledge)CR10/(Psychoanalyze)CR13/(Evil Within)CR15
{Beast Within} CLASS RANK 5
{Your Best Nightmare} CLASS RANK 9
{Cut You Down} CLASS RANK 13
Pulchritude: His Entities have a 10% chance of minicritting randomly.
(Grim Times): Attackers have a 5% chance of Terror upon hitting Grimsby. CR3.
(Blood Rally): If harmed, Grimsby and his entities can attack the entity responsible. If successful, a third of the damage dealt is transferred back as HP. CR7.
(Lead by Example): His Entities have a 30% chance of minicritting if attacking an entity he has attacked that turn. CR11.
Mai [PG]: 150,000/150,000 HP +1 AC. Level 1: CR1.
The Arsenal/(Orbital)CR2/(Glass)CR5/(Dust)CR9
Will of Steel/(Unyielding)CR3/(Terminator)CR6/(The Stand)CR10
(Japonophile)CR4/(Name of the Moon)CR7/(Z)CR11/(One Punch Woman)CR13
(The Forge)CR8/(Prototype)CR12/(Beta Testing)CR14/(Mass Production)CR15
{The Steeline} CLASS RANK 5
{Mugen Mulligan} CLASS RANK 9
{Gravity Hurts} CLASS RANK 13
War Machine: 5% Damage increase and 1 AC point that cannot be ignored.
(Bombardment): +5,000 damage on all attacks that hit multiple targets you make. Applies to all targets. CR3
(Flexible Form): 15% chance of ignoring any status condition that causes a loss of action. If successful, all other effects of that status condition are also nullified for that turn. CR7
(Self-Repair): 10,000 HP Regen per turn, cannot be nullified. CR11.
ACTION SUMMARY:
- Mai keeps attacking the Gunyolk with sheer extreme prejudice.
(GM can safely ignore the rest)
-more RP with @DarkSide and @Sp33d0n ! -Chi finally gets to the Arena of Aetheria! I didn't forget you!nope not yet CHI UNCANCELLED
-Roxxanne and Shadow Roxxanne things continue!
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I wish that I had time for a more colorful attack but I had ideas for RP sooner than I had ideas for an attack. Figures. Mai will just generically do the rapid-fire-fisticuffs thing on the Gunyolk, because that's always at least a little bit more creative than a single punch. ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAAAAA!
Except, I actually do! It's a fakeout! Mai punctuates her pristine piston-like pummeling with a prismatic burst of premium photokinetic energies from Miracle (Level 25 Alchemy!), powering pretty pristine beams of photons to power through the pugilist's fists into the pitiful pudding the enemy pawn would soon become. Adding alliterative attacks actually amplifies antagonistic agony absolutely!
She then broke any sense of alliteration and pulled out Navitas Nox (Level 10) to create a simple, if devastatingly effective, twin beams of absolute light. The Gunyolk tasted irony in that moment. It was extraordinarily bitter, with hints of lime, beef, and the searing torment of a thousand suns melting its metallic skin. The Gunyolk had to wonder if this was the end, but no-not yet! The Gunyolk realized that the laser had died down but the burning sensation remained! To its horror, it realized it was suddenly on a massive frying pan, the heat was on to max, and that hints of lime and beef thing were not in fact random descriptors as lime juice was being poured onto its eyes by some shady Greater Cooking Elemental! And it was sprouting some of the worst french the (actually french) Gunyolk had ever heard! Oh, the agony! "Haro, joueurs de cette belle Détruisez le jeu Baddo God Man, sauf que ce n'est pas le dieu God Man ando jasuto Godmodder! Pour ~ udi, nous allons mēku et goûter le plat Gunyolk à base de plantes généreuses et les notes de citron! Purīzu, faites attention lorsque je tourne la chaleur jusqu'à 300000000 digurīzu celcius ando rōsuto le Gunyolk en poudre atomique, la première étape!"
The Greater Chef Elemental proceeded to do exactly as he said he would; turn up the heat to 900000000 degrees celcius! Sorry, he meant 900000000 and not 300000000. This action turned the Gunyolk into sapient atomic powder, which seasoned the beef! Then, the Greater Chef Elemental found the Gunyolk's eye-particles, and proceeded to pour millions upon millions of gallons of lime juice, which also evaporated upon the pan as well as the surprisingly tough steak.
As a final ingredient, the Chef Elemental proceeds to ingest a grenade, then throw it upon the the pan, evaporating himself in a spectacular burst of good cooking and Gunyolk-based agony! And all that is left behind is a delicious dish. Which is eaten by a wandering wildebeast in seconds, Gunyolk included. Curses! The Wandering Wildebeast vanishes into the Wildeness, which is so painful that only Wildeness beasts could ever hope to emerge alive-why, even the things they digest are horribly warped and twisted into useless forms for the denizens of the Wildeness to prey upon! Even if they're already in their stomachs! And of course it's agonizing.
The Gunyolk escapes-barely! Mostly via Bowel Evacuation from the Wildebeast eightteen thousand hours later (Time is compressed in the Wildeness, you see), followed by the Wildeness abruptly decicing to warp itself into a cannon to fire the Gunyolk out of so it can return to the Battlefield. So it kind of didn't escape, really? Well, it's back now. Mai scratches her head at that rather convoluted series of events that just happened. Rather ridiculous. She shrugs as the visible shape of the Gunyolk reforms-this is because Mai needs a visible target to hit, rather than that the Gunyolk is actually anywhere near to surviving this attack at all. Mai proceeds to step in with a generic kicking spree-quite like rapid fire fisticuffs except with her legs instead of her arms. At once, a legion of kung-fu masters descends upon the Gunyolk and joins in with Mai, making Mai raise an eyebrow but nevertheless that Gunyolk is eating feet left right and center, except the feet keep evacuating its mouth before it can bite or swallow. The Kung Fu Masters then reveal they're also robots! Far less sophisticated than Mai, though-in fact, by their terms, Mai's sophistication is also Mai's-er hem-lure, so to speak. So, they pull out their obvious robot lasers to cut the Gunyolk into the shape of a beautiful rose-a 1 to 1 scale with actual roses, of course-and then present it to Mai! Mai, quite nerviously, rejects, which causes the robot Kung-fu masters to explode, Gunyolk-Rose in hand!
Mai was going to just fire Navitas Nox upon the Gunyolk at this point, but at this point a bald eagle caught the Gunyolk Rose in its beak, and soared off into the sunset. Literally. Almost literally, actually. It soared right into the sun. It turned into eagle-turkey as soon as it got close enough, but so did the Gunyolk-yes, the sun transformed the rose-like remains of the Gunyolk into eagle-turkey-which of course fell back down to the surface of the Terrariaworld genericalawesomeserver whosnameidunno. Mai opted that this was the time to fire Navitas Nox again, and did so-obliterating both eagle-turkeys, and thus the Gunyolk!
A quick eluogy was held for the bald eagle who's sacrifice made that all possible, and the Gunyolk's remains are so moved to tears that it drowns itself. Which wouldn't have been a problem if it reformed right then and there back to the original Gunyolk-again, for targeting purposes! The Narrative wouldn't make it look ridiculous to attack something, now would it? So now it's drowned, and everyone knows that when you're drowning you're also being attacked by sharks en-masse, so sharks proceed to air-swim out of the ocean and bite down on the Gunyolk from within its tiny box coffin. The Sharks then start spinning around hard enough to create a deadly Sharknado, which disrupts the proceedings!
A trillion miles away, a man snorts awake! It's the man in charge of nuking the areas unto which bald eagle eluogies were being interrupted! And this was certainly an interruption! Far too eager to make sure his job has something meaningful, he slams his finger into the button to fire the nukes (apparently this station has no real purpose for anything other than a nuke-launching button), pressing it so rapidly that he's fired trillions of nukes in a second! Oh well. The Gunyolk is treated to the near-sight (mostly obstructed by Sharks) of the nuclear missiles coming in right before they detonated. Everyone died! Except everyone that wasn't the Gunyolk! They didn't die, because Nuclear Bombs are so weak and underpowered in DTG that there is no way anyone could have died! Except the Gunyolk. This revelation shocks everyone at the eulogy-it was really popular-causing their minds to explode, mostly in the direction of the Gunyolk!
Mai was just weirded out by all of this random nonsense and just fired Navitas Nox one last time, mostly just keeping the way-above-a-nuclear-bomb's force lasers thoroughly aimed on the Gunyolk until it was dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, and dead.
Some maniac stabs knife-shaped candles (lit!) into the Gunyolk's eyes as a final insult, then plays a cheery harmonica tune on its presumably dead or near-dead body.
If the Factory Chief got in the way... The Factory Chief got in the way and blocked it. If it didn't, Goodbye, Gunyolk, hopefully!
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Roxxanne W/ Vas'ill
Roxxanne has no real objections to this, so I'm mostly waiting for DarkSide to carry me on here.
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Roxxanne W/ Ally
Meanwhile, another Roxxanne-one that wasn't at one HP - suddenly notices Alicia Charlotte Geraldson. Or just Ally-Chan. Quite like a tape recorder, she rewinds the past events, and catches the words " I'm Al-ic-ia~ D'ya wanna be friends~?"
Roxxanne... OK. Roxxanne was actually pretty sure she'd get annoyed by her speech pretty quickly, but you know what? Friends. "Oh, oh, fwiendawey person! Hello, fwiendawey," Roxxanne said, grasping Alicia in a hug (as soon as she was done with any attack nonsense of her own, of course). "My name is Roxxanne Orochi Rembrandt, Magical Vampire Princess Girl Puppy Kitty Bunny Snake Octopus Extraordinarier, colon three! I am magical, and, and you are magical, and also you do not support slavery, and I do not support slavery-Free the Prinnies!-and together, we will dominate all Japanese Media and beyond for years in an awesome multimedia show detailing our extraordinary acts of kicking bad guys in the shins with magic, including a smash-hit anime with a magna, some moderately successful videogame franchise, merchandise, and all that stuff, and that will be awesome!" Roxxanne exclaimed. It was becoming evident that Roxxanne was really into-well, maybe not into Alicia just yet, but really wanted to keep her around.
"I can be the pretty pink one, because I am very red, and you can be the pretty blue one, because you are very blue, and it'll be amazameing! I have my awesomeness and my immunity to oblivion and my magical cards and my transformations and my super-skilled fisticuffs and, uhh... My mass involuntary Glamour-Augh! Ignore that one, please! I don't really have an off-switch for it, or one that I can find, but you're OK so yeah! Oh, look, I can also eat infinite candy and never ever grow fat or malnourished no matter what! That's cool too, right?" Roxxanne said, blushing nervously. There have been worse slip ups. "Oh, oh oh oh oh! I also have a cute doggy and cute puppies, and lots of cute servants, and I'm royalty and live in a big castle with my two older sisters who are also awesome and doing something else right now, uh, dunno where they are actually... Uh, but I am a princess! Yes! And I am not sure if you are a princess but you are probably awesome anyways, hooray, colon three!" Roxxanne says. Smooth.
"Oh, oh oh oh oh oh! I just had an amazameing idea! We are both fightin' the forces of badness and doing adventurein, and we can have combo attacks and that will be awesome too! Because you are awesome, your eyes are very cute and your staff is very cute and aaaaaaaaaa you are like a plushie, you are so tasty-and cute! Very cute! Uh, forgive me, kinda hungry," Roxxanne said, trying to pass that off-though in the back of her mind, Alicia did look tasty. It disgusted Roxxanne that she was thinking of actually eating someone who was going to be their friend subconsciously-
Subconsciously! Ooooh, she had something to do with this, didn't she?! Oh, but, focus on the pretty girl, very pretty, tasty, pretty. "So yeah I like you and you like me and we are not of age so we are fwiendaweys! Is that awesome?"
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Shadow Roxxanne snapped her fingers. Another Roxxanne-who's attention had been flung to the presence of Alicia-had been snapped. Briefly. "Please. Focus." ((a note: Shadow Roxxanne's text changed color to pink for sake of identifying the two.))
"If I don't focus on you and deny your existence you go and vanish forever and I get out of your stupid unharmed," Roxxanne said, the poison dripping from her voice.
"You'd have to understand what I am to do that. You do not. I have deliberately taken steps to counteract this, in fact. My obliteration wouldn't kill your subconscious forever-a Shadow Roxxanne would be back. But it wouldn't be me, with my glorious self-awareness. And that would be undesireable, considering our goals... Including to remove that mark," Shadow Roxxanne said.
Roxxanne raised an eyebrow-wasn't it gone now? Still, if it wasn't, that wasn't honestly a totally bad thing itself. "That mark... It's a part of who I am. Proof that I'm a flawed, ordinary sapient being who can make mistakes, above all else. It's kept me from the Narrative this long, hasn't it?" Roxxanne said.
"No. We're no longer so anomalous with reality that you can get away with that. The Narrative has birthed us with a curse on the Terrarian Zodiac, the Tiger Claws, as we know it. If we can yet tap into that ugly thing it wouldn't be quite the same. Perhaps even the same intensity-but not as a true owner. In any case, I know things that you do not-including what the Zodiac Symbol we possess means," Shadow Roxxanne said.
"Spit it out."
"You've been getting hunger pains, haven't you?" Shadow Roxxanne asked.
"That's your fault. You're clearly at fault. Fix it! Also fix my Sueren song so I can control it, the people in Aetheria give me stares!" Roxxanne said.
"If I could do either of those things I would have done so immediately! If you want to remove the Sueren Song you'll have to stop being a sue-a facet that I don't think we want to give up regardless. The whole hunger thing is alien to me too. You can't blame me for everything, darling," Shadow Roxxanne said.
"Never call me darling again," Roxxanne said.
"Oh, but you have a healthy ego. More than healthy. I would know. We enjoy the excessive beauty of your body-or the excessive flamboyance. It matters not. We enjoy the hordes of people who unconditionally accept, even praise us-it's hollow all the same but we do. Our removal from every flaw of normal life, our genetic flexibility, our increasing knowledge, our increasing powers, our new abilities-does it matter if we're basically elementals made of bad writing? We feel heavenly! At all hours! Why give that up? Who would in their right minds trade such happiness? We feel so good about each other. Especially in the mirror, might I add. Eight bodies, to boot? Maybe we could-"
"God that is gross!" Roxxanne said, repulsed, and yet horrifically, attracted all the same. Shadow Roxxanne's face couldn't be seen but the obvious knowing smile was written in those yellow eyes.
"Come on. No-one needs to know... OK, the Narrative will know. But we shouldn't restrict our indulgences. We could even just turn one of the thralls into a copy so it's not as in-"
"This forum is PG!" Roxxanne protested. And we're not talking Pro-Godmodder here.
"Oh. Yes. Ehehe. I am the subconscious, the Id, by nature. Forgive me, the forum is PG, wouldn't want to go too deep... Ahaha, but the point is made. Narcissism, that's what its called, right? To love thyself?" Shadow Roxxanne said, almost jaunty about it.
"Ain't going to deny that... But you know what, fine. A little narcissism for being an Archsue, probably comes with the package. So what? I have friends-real friends! My life is whole and fine and happy!" Roxxanne declared, putting infinite hands on her hips.
"You can't possibly be serious. Alpha is a power-hungry tyrant and we know he is a power-hungry tyrant. Zetta... Zetta is up to something and we know it cannot be good. We don't know anything about it but his very being radiates this... This vague nefariousness. Grimsby is aloof. And Mai you created because you're lonely, and she's terrified of you on some deep level. She can't understand what you are at all. You barely can understand what your composition is yourself. You're attaching to Alicia instantly because you're so lonely despite her relationship with you basically being shallow inquiry, so shallow we didn't give it a thought at first. We're so lonely... But we won't be lonely when-"
"Stop! Good god, stop! Holy hell, stop. No, no! I have no remote interest in that assimilation plan in anything moral! I want to be a good person! Good feels good! You know that it isn't good to assimilate people and strip their free will and that stuff!" Roxxanne protested.
"Yes, yes, but you know what? If you really believed that you'd stop being an Archsue!" Shadow Roxxanne said. "In any case, put it one way: It would be a world without suffering, misery, purposelessness, doubts, loneliness, anything like that! It would be peaceful, fun, and everyone would be smiling-and you'd be accredited for being God Almighty!"
"OK, that's just blasphemous." Roxxanne said. "Look, I don't know what you're even going on about. Power has never done me any good except make my life miserable! You remember what being the Black did to us?!" And it was this that made Shadow Roxxanne visibly flinch, and Roxxanne continued, "Do you know how it really felt to just slowly watch us twist ourselves into a monstrosity and know it was happening, and not even care?! What about the Knight, what about him, huh? I, I loved him! Like, possibly even more than platonically loved him! I'm not tossing away his last wishes for nothing!" Roxxanne said.
"... If you'll at least allow us to know why, exactly, we can derive this... Let us say this. What happened to pique our self-awareness... Well, let us say we still have memories of it. You have repressed those memories quite unconsciously. It is my duty as a Shadow to reveal the truth of things. Please, look down and identify the one doll who's hair changes color, shape and style." Shadow Roxxanne said.
Roxxanne looked down, playing along but not intending to actually do anything. "I will do anything for my real redemption-to feel redeemed! I'm not taking such an easy way out! I'd know that I'd have cheated, that I'd did something wrong, I'd be guilty-nothing you can say or show me is gonna make me just give up on that so easy!" Roxxanne said, finding the doll. "Right there, it's right-"
oh.
Roxxanne was in a memory now, a different memory, no, not a memory, more like a prediction. Not real, not based in reality, merely based upon connections and possibilities. In this 'possibility,' one clearly the creation of Shadow Roxxanne, she got away with everything and actually bloody did assimilate existence, a possibility that even this new 'Roxxanne,' the being that Roxxanne took the form of now, found unlikely. But this being-Roxxanne couldn't call it by her own name-she really enjoyed it.
Good god she enjoyed it. Roxxanne was having a hard time staying disgusted. It was hard to describe what was happening. Roxxanne's head was spinning-what this thing was doing to reality, to existence, to the ambiguity the entity casually floated in, was just utterly incomprehensible to her poor, limited three-dimensional mind, but she could comprehend the intense feelings of pleasure, comprehend the immense satisfaction, comprehend the endless praise, comprehend the happiness, comprehend the unity, the wholeness, the happiness, the loveliness, and the utter, absolute lack of any sort of guilt or bad feeling in any measure. This being was utterly without a mild moral quibble. It made the morals. Her crimes were quite literally undone. She made realities to casually do whatever whimsical thing she wanted to do in near-infinite amounts per second, trapped eternity in an infinite loop to keep a moment alive forever, did everything Roxxanne could imagine at once and far, far more, and Roxxanne's limited imagination could only faintly grope at what more things were going on, and yet throughout all of it this being was happy, perfectly content, nay, in eternal jubilee at her situation, if it could even be called a her anymore, it was happy, it was perfectly absolutely happy, happier than Roxxanne had felt in a long time, happy, happy, happy, It was-it was-it was-
Roxxanne was pulled away but what little she glimpsed and what little she understood brought tears to her mental eyes. Some of disgust at the idea that could happen; some at disgust of Shadow Roxxanne for putting her through a glimpse of that, and some at the idea that the redemption she craved would mean she'd lose out on that. Or perhaps she was sad that she just wasn't that yet? Roxxanne's head spun. Doubts formed, but above all else she did not particuarily like Shadow Roxxanne for that. "You ! I... I... Never do that again! Ever!" Roxxanne roared.
"A chance at that isn't worth it? It's more than a chance, you know," Shadow Roxxanne said, happily playing the devil.
"No no no no no! I'll unbecome a sue! I'll tear out my own Tricksterness! I'll give up adventuring! I'd give up everything! Anything if it meant I wouldn't have to appease whatever twisted thoughts you're trying to make me do! Just, stop it!" Roxxanne screamed, slumping down, trying her hardest not to look at Shadow Roxxanne. She was considering it all, too.
"We know you don't mean that. You can't give up family, not twice," Shadow Roxxanne said, in a far more delicate tone.
Roxxanne looked at her Shadow right in the eyes and realized that there was no way that she could. She tried to entertain the thought, but it felt like a cold wind. Empty. No. Not again. That was how it all started, wasn't it? Not again.
"... No, I couldn't. But you know what else? You're a representation of me as a twisted pleasure-seeking , clearly. That's probably about right. I didn't even know I was-"
Shadow Roxxanne's sheer shaking of her fingers proved her wrong. "Well... Hrmph. No, not quite right," Shadow Roxxanne said, as if she was a teacher who couldn't give her student a straight answer. Roxxanne could only groan in response.
"... You realize this is why I think you're obnoxious. You're not acting like me, you're just going to do whatever you want, you won't help me understand you at all and such. You... You should be me, but you're starting to become something else." Roxxanne said.
Shadow Roxxanne flinched, like the words visibly hurt. Roxxanne knew that would be a trigger. The idea that the sapient Shadow Self-who was still intrinsically looking for acceptance-was becoming something that Roxxanne knew wasn't herself-that would produce a knock in her cognition. If she had one. Roxxanne still wasn't sure. After a moment, Shadow Roxxanne's narrowed eyes resumed peering at Roxxanne herself. "... That was very rude. Hrmph. Regardless, there is one other thing. Let's call me your inner intiution-on top of everything else. That hunger will only get worse, and I don't think you'll find satisfaction in candy. Not like you really found satisfaction in candy compared to meat-candy's become like vegetables now, somehow, and you're a meat and potatoes girl."
"Amen to that, but you anyways," Roxxanne said. Though, it made sense... If Shadow Roxxanne wasn't causing it (Roxxanne knew Shadows couldn't outright lie, merely tell the truth through a warped lens, so to speak), the hunger pain would only worsen, until either the source was found... Or she lost control and sated herself. Whichever was first.
"Good. Ah, but I haven't told you what that mark means, Tiger Claws. Oh, we've been so sidetracked," Shadow Roxxanne said. "I'll make it brief. We've been so distracted. In short, Tiger Claws... Hrm. Well, Tigers. What comes to mind when you think of that."
"... Some Tiger clawing away at its pray. Something vicious, strong, powerful and predatory." Roxxanne said.
"Yes. Vicious and predatory, strong and powerful. Stealthy too. That is precisely what Tiger Claws means... The ultimate, relentless predator. Nothing more than a full-blown eating machine. It's something we either have to remove or defy. That Curse is reserved for things like Bruce, the shark. That is most likely the source of those hunger pains, and if not stopped by some outside source, it may be that the curse itself will overwhelm us when it fully... Well, when the hunger pains get too strong. That hunger is supernatural. No food will ever rid you of it. No food except living morsels of flesh."
"What? why?"
"The Narrative has sent it as a final spite, I would presume. Or maybe we're just unlucky. I don't know for sure," Shadow Roxxanne said. "A reminder that half of our conversations is pinging thoughts back at one another."
"... Great! ing fantastic," Roxxanne shouted. Of course, her previous stint probably deserved this, but if it were to happen she'd basically be back in her previous position, except far too emotionally exhausted to really perform as she had before. And she never wanted to 'perform' again! No, reality! Go find some other designated villain elsewhere! She was tired of that! Never again! Not ever! "The only way we could do that is with some serious help."
"Or, my suddenly not-so-horrible plot-"
"Augh! Comparatively I think it'd be easier to just go get professional help on this one," Roxxanne said. Then, a lightbulb. "Alpha! Alpha can manipulate curses! He could totally change mine into something else, or at least give me some kind of countercurse, or something!"
Shadow Roxxanne sighed. "Of course... That's a perfectly logical solution. Assuming he will help at all.
"He will help. I'm sure of it. It does nothing bad to him, does something good for me, and we're allies-what reason would he really have to reject me?" Roxxanne said.
Shadow Roxxanne sighed again, not even bothering to give an answer. "... I think that is enough for now. I'll leave you to your endeavors, but we must speak further in the future. Ta-ta, for now."
And with that, Shadow Roxxanne was gone, leaving Roxxanne alone in her mindscape.
And then that Roxxanne woke up from her bed, back in the suescape, like it was a nightmare. Roxxanne checked her surroundings for a moment, before deciding to get this particular self dressed... And wondering where the other two were.
...That was concerning.
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Regalius and Chi had to sigh. Really. That train took an extraordinary length of time to cross a set of tracks. Good grief. But the Arena was just beyond.
"Well, now to just confront the guy in the arena..." Chi said.
"Who?" Regalius said.
"The guy I was looking for," Chi said.
"Oh, I'm sorry... You did dodge me when I asked why you were looking for him," Regalius said.
"I can't say," Chi said.
"That's basically another way of saying 'it will end in something highly illegal,' so clearly you're doing something stupid. Regalius said.
Chi sighed. "The guy I'm looking for in the first place is apparently extremely powerful, and the arena lacks the anti-whatever. If anything goes on... It'll be in there, and it'll probably get ugly."
"It wont' matter, he'll be arrested before he can draw his blade-they can't just pop him out of the city but they'll certainly catch him before then." Regalius said.
Chi turned to Regalius. This could take a while, but it wasn't as if Tazz was going to be going anywhere. "Well, what I'm thinking is, the instant we do something 'bad,' or think of doing so, we are just warped out of the city immediately... Which won't matter as we'll just kill each other then. Him being in the Arena-I think-acutally complicates matters as I can't just drag him somewhere where things won't go sour," Chi said.
"Good grief, I finally get my body back and now I have to deal with a wannabe assassin." Said someone else.
Chi turned back to the Arena, and there he was, Tazz! The guy he was supposed to kill! Chi had to blink-he looked miserable, far more than irritated. His clothes were sopping wet-which wouldn't be an issue normally, but it was apparent that the liquid permeating them was poison; he was bruised and cut severely; his skin was as pale as the Alpha's, and, well, Chi had no clue why or how he could see with obfuscating bangs covering his eyes like that. The hair itself was very frazzled. He had lost an arm-he could tell, his left had been replaced by a rather intimidating golden frame. His clothes were reasonable for lightweight combat, at least.
"I, I never said-"
"You clearly did not listen to the crazy nut when she said everyone already knew. Well, everyone already knew, and especially me. Now, with the obvious realization I am ready for your murders near-eternally, how are you going to actually lure me out? Because, you know. Just being tossed out of the city for an attempted murder isn't so hot," Tazz said.
Chi's face went pale. Regalius didn't know what to make of it.
"... May I inquire why you're trying to get the jump on the omniscient First Guardian? That's physically impossible," Regalius said. Chi was near to swearing. Great. Just great.
"He's an idiot who's in way over his head, is what. I hold a title-he's being asked to take it frome me as I'm no longer supposed to have it, by the rules of some other group. I would honestly love to relinquish the abilities that offend the alpha so. I do not believe I can..."
"Then why'd you get them?" Chi questioned.
"I'm sorry, did you see what was going on out there?" Tazz answered. "The Godmodder-there's more than one of them, really, but in this case he's the blue guy with the blue right arm? That lunatic makes the Alpha look like a chump. To my knowledge, that event that got the Alpha all shook up and was the official reason I got sent off after my report-again, without the power relinquishing-was because the previous Godmodder had killed him in combat, ergo requiring his ressurection. I needed a lot of power. And I'm still searching for that jerk..."
"Even so, you need to-"
"No, I do not," Tazz said. "This was always going to go down to violence and you do not have a magical ace in the hole to fight me, nor the strategic acumen to pull it off. It'll always be face-to-face. You can't fool me with assassinations or the tricksy stuff. I will have you figured out to the hilt-and you won't have likewise. That's near-insurmountable. Disregarding the abilities you know I have picked up. Run along. Tell the Alpha that your mission is blatantly impossible. Or, maybe, just join up in that stupid chaos in the Battlefield-you look like you could. Go there, and maybe you'll find out why I've, er-hem, 'defected,' and why I'm keeping this power."
Tazz vanished into thin air, without further explamation.
Chi looked to Regalius. Regalius was confused. "...Ok, so I can explain what's happening. Put it into context."
"... Good, because I'll need it," Regalius said. "This sounds like the ribald tale that only gets worse the longer time goes on."
Myself
What in tarnation. Who is this Roxanne? What is going on here? Anyways...I have five free alchemies...I wonder if they take up slots. Oh well.
Well, it appears that if the narrator guy didn't say anything I can use my claws. I attach my battle claws and swing them around as they make adorable little roaring sounds,
Slot One
Well, we already know what's in there, don't we?
Alchemy One or Slot Two
Cell Phone ++ Eyeglasses ++ Kryptonite == Rad Anti Superman Shades! These eyeglasses have the functions of a ell phone, but unleash very low level kryptonian waves of energy. However, if they get damaged, the energy released ramps up, up to the power of a nuke. However, that would kill me, so...
178/300 for Restoration. help: goldenready (completed), cyanogynist (44), abeneautmal (completed), Darkside (15)
15/50 for the power of air
5/50 for the plantlife
Neumann's Dream AND Fractal Duplicate Generator 11/11 for Mass Dream-struction
No Kill Like Overkill AND conversion cluster bombs 10/10 for Thirty Birds with One Stone
Elements' Malice AND status effect amplifier 7/15
+1 to goldenready, +2 to darkside
Bid progress: (note, if you have more than 50 points here, you will only have 50 subtracted from your score. If nobody has more than 15 points, NOBODY wins)
darkside: 61
Cyan: 60
Sirplop: 19
Abeneautmal: 17
Pricey: 18
Goldenready: 14
Redstone: 15
nemean lion: 6
battlefury: 5
kelvin: 1
My spoils are still waiting on a bit of cooldown, and I still have a few rounds before my Restoration is complete.
But in the meantime the Trickster is still alive, him and his massive damage values.
So I take the teetht that I kicked in/out with my first attack last round and then cook them up into a stew. This is emotionally devastating to the Trickster, but not significantly because everything's already gone completely pear-shaped for him.
What IS significantly more traumatic is me force-feeding him the teetht stew... except it stops being traumatic really fast because it turns out to actually be REALLY GOOD teetht stew. And it makes his missing teetht grow back too.
That's peculiar, is Pionobot... doing something nice for someone? turning over a new leaf? The Trickster is bewildered, he thought he could trust no one and now... HAPPY MURDER RAMPAGE MODE: ENGAGE.
Oh that is a lot of blood. I guess you really can't trust Pionobot after all.
The Trickster thanks you for making a teetht stew and sits down to eat it.
Finally, someone with whom he can actually bond with! This is a moment he will cherish and remember for eternity.
...Well, up until Pionobot murders him. This is good. The Trickster dies!
Yes, that is a lot of blood. A lot of blood indeed. Ouch.
Blood: 90,000
Dreams: online |slot one| Dream of Hilarity - Gain "Feeling Funny" buff, or give the buff to someone else, which gives you/ally a 33% dodge rate for two turns. 6 turn cooldown.| (source: benevolent clowns) on cooldown, 4 turns left.
|Slot two| empty|
|Slot three| empty|
|Slot four| empty|
Foodman 2 12/20
steffan 11/40
3/3 ? USING
summon J and B
J: 15,000 HP 1/10 hope
B: 15,000 HP 1/10 HOPE
both have 0 atk, both of their specials are "upgrade this entity to be way awesome".
+3 consumer
celestial mirror&& blood dagger && JOEs perception crystal && soulshard katana && technosoulblade ==TechnoRelease blade level 25 9/26
I walk over to azrael, then yell extremely loudly "HEY LOOK I FOUND ASRIEL AND HES ALIVE AND STUFF".
this causes hoards of undertale fans to arrive and start hugging Azrael. this would probably heal or something, but the weight of the hoard of fans is a lot. the innermost fans realise its not asriel, but their too crushed (emotionally and physically) to escape. eventually, azrael bursts its way out with whatever powers it has, and I proceed to walk over to it, stab it in the throuat [actually typo but am keeping]with the technosoulblade, take the technosoulblade, peel open the bag that replaces the hilt and holds all the machinery, enter the bag, enter the pocket dimension within the bag, find the resident time mage, bring him with me for a second, feed him a clock 4 times the sizemass of a planet, which supercharges him as magic absorbs it right before it would collapse into a black hole despite my numerous and many wards, and have him rewind everything but azrael, me, and him (mage) back to the moment after I said that i found asriel and hes alive and stuff. then he returns to the bag and I spend 9 yers [actually what i typed somehow] fixing the technosoulblade. since i typo'd, this means 9 minutes.
Also, i read the entire response but the link didn't work?
also also,
I Use the atomic gel to damage azrael, having it kill the B for its activation requirement.
You summon two entities, one named B and another named J. Unfortunately, this takes up your regular action so your attack against Azrael fails.
However, you do manage to use the Atomic Gel, instantly killing B, who cries out 'remember me' before being obliterated, but deals a whopping 200,000 damage to Azrael! Ouch.
I MISS-CLICKED AND EXITED THE EDIT BOX WITHOUT REALIZING IT, THEN PRESSED BACK SPACE AND GOT TAKEN TO MY LAST PAGE. ALL MY WORK ON THIS ATTACK: GONE! WHY?!
I steal the Trickster Shaman's riddle gimmick and ask the Trickster a riddle of my own. If he gets the wrong answer, he has to pay a toll in health (or alternatively, he can use his tricks to demonstrate how to damage [PG]. If he refuses to answer, then he fails as a Trickster and becomes a normie. Everyone knows that normies are weaklings, so I would then just reality-bend the Trickster normie out of existence.
No but seriously, if he doesn't, I'll drop a long post that's edgy as possible, and with terrible grammar. You'll have to read it anyway so that you can determine damage, so THERE!
"What is green, hangs on a wall, and smells of paint?"
Nope. I'll do the reveal later. Think about it harder.
Alchemy:
Complete:
Comedy Mask || (Terra Blade && Death Sickle && Adamantite Repeater && S.D.M.G. && Terrarian && Possessed Hatched && Flying Knife && Daedalus Stormbow && Daybreak && Golem Fist && Heat Ray && Sniper Rifle) == Follow My Lead [Level 15 16/16] "Hah! You died."
Obscures the user's face while simultaneously manifesting powerful weapons about them. The user merely has to act out a powerful attack, and the mask will make it happen, usually in a humorous way.
The Monado III (Xenochronicles) && Windshear (Skyrim) && Biggoron sword (Ocarina of Time) && Lightsaber = CitruShears [Level 14, 9/15]
(A black and purple umbrella || [Laser Gun || (Fission Reactor && Fusion Reactor && Miniature Star && Fusion Bomb)] && x5 Remote Controlled Attack Drone && Jetpack) = Doombrella [Level 25 6/26]
Charged Inventory:
The Living Flame: Charge = 4.5 (Charge increments by one each turn, so 0.5 each post if I post twice in a single turn); Hot Pants (2 charge); Fireblast (5 charge); Smokescreen (10 ammo left); Immolate (5 ammo left); Raging Inferno (8 charge required, 2 ammo left); Conflagration (12 charge, Raging Inferno MUST BE USED!); Information on attacks will be provided here on turns TLF is used. It otherwise grants small fire-based damage bonuses to attacks where applicable (ie. melee strikes).
The Trickster is dead, but wait! Somehow, the Ghost of the Trickster returns for your riddle!
GHOST: Uh... Uhm...
GHOST: Well, the answer is... it's definitely... uh...
GHOST: Green paint?
GHOST: Okay, look. I am- Wait, I was not a Riddler. I am... was a Trickster. Two different things. I have no clue what riddles even are, to be honest. I just say random answers that seem to make sense, but actually don't.
Well, the answer is definitely wrong, albeit the Trickster awaits for your return in the off chance it turns out to somehow be correct.
As for damaging [PG], you need to- There are multiple ways to destroy the [PG] tag, but if you want the easiest, you're going to have to dig it up.
From the Battlefield.
Somehow.
Don't ask me.
Just grab a shovel, get your a- wait, this is PG13, sorry. Get your butt over to it and dig it up.
I'm definitely not making this crap up right now.
ERROR
I, SilentStorm, accuse you, @TrickleJest the GM, and Alpha the Godmodder of not taking my attack on The Trickster, otherwise known as Jungle Trickster, into account. I am therefore granted the power of ERROR. This allows me to gather the energy of all ERRORs that were, are and will be written in this thread, including the ERRORsmade in the first posts of this game, this post's ERRORs, and @Cyanogynist's Tip of the dayERRORs.
I then proceed to split the ERRORsinto equal stacks which aren't so equal because I hate Alpha more. Then each stack goes IN YOUR FACE! which is quite hurtful as there were really many ERRORs.
Because how on earth can turning into atom ketchup do no damage?
EDIT: OH NO! I made an ERROR! It was a WIP post! The power of my ERROR weakened the ERRORs I used! Despite this, it was so many of them my attack is still quite strong. Sorry, Trickle.
Alchemy
1. First slot:
Zombie arm && A Little Bit Of Necromantic Energy = The Hand of the Damned (Level 5) (3/6)
Summons three very low HP zombies which deal moderate damage. 2. Second slot:
(Coins -> Wizard = Crystal Orb) && Gunpowder && Twilight dye = Shadow Orb (Level 5) (2/6)
Fires an explosive shadowy orb which detonates on impact dealing AoE damage. 3. Third slot:
Illegal gun parts && Lost memories && Eraser = Memory gun (Level 10) (2/11)
Deals some-but-not-so-much-but-again-not-so-few damage and applies confusion. Has a chance to instead wipe the memory of an entity and make it [AG]. Assists
+1 @Cyanogynist for the ERRORs
+2 @W32Coravint
Also, Storm, you have a fourth alchemy slot available. Just letting you know.
ERROR! ERROR! ERROR OVERLOAD!
Alpha somehow dodges all of the ERRORs, reversing them into RORREs, bunching them up into a giant cluster-bomb and exploding a nearby mountain.
Ouch.
The mountain dwellers run left and right, now that all of their homes are destroyed.
Being a "diabolical villain", the Godmodder uses RORREs to blow them up, too.
Because, I mean, why not, right?
Careful because that is a double post so remember to delete this post so it wont be a double post
collab pls/Possible Elite 29/100
My helper: (Entity/Ally) 29/30
MEATSHIELDS PLS (Entity/Ally) 24/25
Remaining power of the snapped Twig of Fate && Mystical Seal && Status Effect Gem && Powered Staff II Blade = Curse of Fates and Death 25/26 (Causes 1 to 3 random Status effects that are randomized including Gravcrush, XBONIC Plague and Mark of Dog)
Protective Armour && Super-powered Silver && Anti-Status Effects Gem && Blessing of the Silver Guardian = Silver Guardian's Protective Armour [EE] 25/30 (Counts as Level 25) (Part of the Anti-Power Creep set. The Armour can give a Entity 25% Damage Resistance to anything and 25% status effect resistance (including XBONIC Plague) for 2 turns and has a cooldown of 3 or 4 (Level 25 Alchemies usually has a post cool-down before use but this will be longer))
Current Saga: I do believe that Canon is dead. (Possibly the final saga before the last act begin also I am currently in the 3rd act (After the chaos and the fall of the city in the end of Act 2 but I am not sure about it...))
Current Arc: Harlequin
Before Action/RP Trash: Bleh
Action: I use my Moon dragon's Scythe-blaster, turning back to scythe mode before I spin my scythe on Azrael's body and it's body has been cut in half, completely. "That's Reaper vs Reaper then."
Zerisek activates Imported Goods, sending a package contains an entity from another world.
+1 to piono, W32Coravint and Thartler
Support me if you want.
Blah’s Power Core. Cooldown in turns: 2/8. [SPOIL OF WAR] Pineapple Device: Cooldown in turns: 3/3. [SPOIL OF WAR]
Scythe-blaster of the moon dragon. CD in Turns: 3/3 (USING...) [Level 50]. It can be used to slice a target for high damage or it can be also used to heal a target for a high amount.
Magic Charge Pendent. Charge storage: 7/10 charges (charges every turn). [Level 50] If I use it on a foe, it deals lots of damage but weakened when if I use it with 1 lesser charge
Sword of Git Gud (Known as SoGG) CD: 0/2 [Level 25] Charge: THE MINI RECKONING 5/7 (You must use the Weapon 7 times to activate this charge) Fully Charged Runepaw's Gauntlet CD: 1/2 [Level 25] Current Runes: 8/25 Ice, Ice, Fire, Fire, Damage, Shadow, Fire (USING), Light. Storm Firey Bullet Blaster CD: 2/2 [Level 25] Has the 20% chance of Burning or 5% chance of Napalming (Stronger version of Burning) Liquid Death [Level 10] Rust [Level 16] BSU Flame Blaster CD: 0/3 [Level 25] This flameblaster can instantly cause a high damage burn for 2 turns with a cooldown of 3 turns. Super Deal With It Glasses [Level 7] (NERFED DUE TO CURSE OF REPETITIVENESS)
When the Gauntlet has been used, Generates up to 3 Runes per Action or (1 to 3 Runes per Action This is Random you know.) Also, It can hold up to 25 Runes (Ooh that's cool! but sometimes can be one of the most powerful Level 25 Items in the game due to these)
Fire: Deals very high damage to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally for much more HP when used.
Damage: Deals heavy damage to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals high damage to the enemy when used, high chance of freezing. (Can be used on stupid high-damaging entities and some power-creep entities)
Thunder: Deals medium damage to 3 select enemies when used, medium chance of paralysing.
Light: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the dark/shadow enemy when used.
Shadow: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the light enemy when used.
I know the Light and Shadow Runes can be pretty complicated but here are the buffing Runes
Attack Buffer: Gives 25% Attack increase for 3 turns when used on the ally.
Defence Buffer: Gives 25% Defence increase for 3 turns when used on the ally
Dodge: Gives 25% Dodge Rate for 3 turns when used on the ally.
MLG (I cannot think enough MLG Stuff...): Deals extreme damage to the enemy (massive damage to 2 enemies or very high damage to 3 enemies) and reduces 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the enemy it inflicted (10% All stats on 2 enemies and 5% All stats on 3 enemies) or heals the ally for so much HP and gives 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the ally. 1/100 chance of creating the rune also, it is extremely rare as well (probably for balance reasons)
OH COME ON
Tracksuit remembers Kingdom of Loathing... tenouttaten.
Crack The Sky: /1/3\ Jormungandr/Destiny's Call: <5/5> The Queener: [0/5] (1/2) TARGET: Zerisek The Infinity Edge: {2/4} Runes Stored: no Chorus Mortis: (1/4)
+3 to DarkSide
Shield of the Godslayer [GS]: 42/100
Revenge of the Mercenary System [LEVELING SYSTEM]: 31/50
Project Pionobot Is A Beta Male [ASCENSION]: 50/50 (+1 Abe) (LCKD)
Cyberius Crescendo && Spatium Progressio = Krakensbane (Level 25) (26/26) (Done)
I should have done this ages ago.
NEW! What They Teach You At Harvard Business School && What They Don't Teach You At Harvard Business School = ??? (Level ?) (20/?)
I just had to do this thing.
T.I.M.E. F.C.U.K. (Level 10) && Meta Titan Essence = C.A.N.O.N. F.C.U.K (Level 22) (13/23) Stands for Corrupted reAlity NavigatOr's Nuclear First-Class regorillaery Kit. Basicaly the TIME FCUK but on steroids, and does the opposite of ungorillaing time now.
Defective Game Grid Token (KoL) || FDKOL Fire Axe (KoL) = Grid-Axe of Loathing (Level 14) (3/15)
You acquire an effect: Video... Games? (duration: 5 Adventures)
NEW!Stack of Empty Bullets || (Silver Bar && Wood && Hard-Light Plating && Kryptonite Ingot && Yellow (don't ask why) && Vin Diesel (again, don't ask why) && AIDS = Multi-Purpose Bullets (Level ?) (1/?)
It revolutionizes the world of bullets; made from silver, wood, light, Kryptonite, yellow, Vin Diesel, and, most importantly, AIDS. Too many times have people been shot only to recover and live a full life. Multi-purpose bullets will bring that to an end. These bullets can stop vampires, werewolves, evil sentient shadows, Green Lantern, and Superman...if they so happen to exist and so happen to be attacking you or you so happen to be hunting them. Also, you can throw them if you don't have a gun, as they have explosive tips.
--Spellthief (SUMMONED)
HP: 420,000
Attack: 30,000
Active: Sappin' Mah Knawledge - Up to 10 charges stored. Can copy one active and passive ability. For actives, 1 charge used per 1 charge on the active. For passives, 1-5 charges used based on the passive's intensity (the GM decides). The copied abilities can be swapped out with other ones of the same types.
Passive: Greater Focus - While not attacking or using Sappin' Mah Knawledge, the Spellthief gets double charge speed for Sappin' Mah Knawledge.
Passive: Salt Level Stabilization - Sappin' Mah Knawledge can't copy Skirmish Maneuvers entities' actives and passives.
---- Entity Actions: Spellthief copies Highest Point on Venuz.
---- "Huh. Could have sworn I was gonna die."
The Shadow of Epsilon calls for backup.
----
A Brimstone Fae, mostly dark red, stuck in a black flower, like a mix between an efreeti and an alraune, appears behind Alicia. Another young woman, with an orange Sigma on her shirt, is holding on to the flower.
"Salutations!"
----
Epsilon immediately regrets everything. We don't need more waifus. We need to- "Get that [PG] tag (/)utta here? G(/)t it!"
Yes, Xtrullor. That was definitely what I was gonna say.
----
Xtrullor uses the TIME FCUK to backspace the [PG] out of existence.
----
My inventory, project and Arena Cue can be found here.
What They Teach You At Harvard Business School && What They Don't Teach You At Harvard Business School = EVERYTHING (Level INFINITY) Schrodinger's Harvard Study (Level 22)
You just had to do this.
Stack of Empty Bullets || (Silver Bar && Wood && Hard-Light Plating && Kryptonite Ingot && Yellow (don't ask why) && Vin Diesel (again, don't ask why) && AIDS = Multi-Purpose Bullets (Level 23)
It revolutionizes the world of bullets; made from silver, wood, light, Kryptonite, yellow, Vin Diesel, and, most importantly, AIDS. Too many times have people been shot only to recover and live a full life. Multi-purpose bullets will bring that to an end. These bullets can stop vampires, werewolves, evil sentient shadows, Green Lantern, and Superman...if they so happen to exist and so happen to be attacking you or you so happen to be hunting them. Also, you can throw them if you don't have a gun, as they have explosive tips. Truly glorious.
Backspace! The [PG] tag is backspaced out of the world!
...Unfortunately, the [PG] tag also knows how to undo, so now it's back.
Actually, 'undoing' is pretty much the only thing it can do. It's just utterly useless, but utterly annoying.
A giant turnip apperars positioned in every dimension on top of Godmodder, then falls crushing him. As you see, it's undodgeable.
Akhem.
Rzepka, a poem for children by a Polish writer Julian Tuwim
Zasadził dziadek rzepkę w ogrodzie,
Chodził te rzepkę oglądać co dzień.
Wyrosła rzepka jędrna i krzepka,
Schrupać by rzepkę z kawałkiem chlebka!
Więc ciągnie rzepkę dziadek niebożę,
Ciągnie i ciągnie, wyciągnąć nie może!
Zawołał dziadek na pomoc babcię:
"Ja złapię rzepkę, ty za mnie złap się!"
I biedny dziadek z babcią niebogą
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Przyleciał wnuczek, babci się złapał,
Poci się, stęka, aż się zasapał!
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!
Zawołał wnuczek szczeniaczka Mruczka,
Przyleciał Mruczek i ciągnie wnuczka!
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!
Na kurkę czyhał kotek w ukryciu,
Zaszczekał Mruczek: "Pomóż nam, Kiciu!"
Kicia za Mruczka,
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!
Więc woła Kicia kurkę z podwórka,
Wnet przyleciała usłużna kurka.
Kurka za Kicię,
Kicia za Mruczka,
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!
Szła sobie gąska ścieżynką wąską,
Krzyknęła kurka: "Chodź no tu gąsko!"
Gąska za kurkę,
Kurka za Kicię,
Kicia za Mruczka,
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!
Leciał wysoko bocian-długonos,
"Fruńże tu, boćku, do nas na pomoc!"
Bociek za gąskę,
Gąska za kurkę,
Kurka za Kicię,
Kicia za Mruczka,
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!
Skakała drogą zielona żabka,
Złapała boćka - rzadka to gradka!
Żabka za boćka,
Bociek za gąskę,
Gąska za kurkę,
Kurka za Kicię,
Kicia za Mruczka,
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
A na przyczepkę
Kawka za żabkę
Bo na tę rzepkę
Też miała chrapkę.
Tak się zawzięli, Tak się nadęli,
Ze nagle rzepkę
Trrrach!! - wyciągnęli!
Aż wstyd powiedzieć,
Co było dalej!
Wszyscy na siebie
Poupadali:
Rzepka na dziadka,
Dziadek na babcię,
Babcia na wnuczka,
Wnuczek na Mruczka,
Mruczek na Kicię,
Kicia na kurkę,
Kurka na gąskę,
Gąska na boćka,
Bociek na żabkę,
Żabka na kawkę
I na ostatku
Kawka na trawkę.
*By this moment the battlefield is littered with many, many empty bottles of water*
Akhem. (again)
The Turnip, or a perfectly bad exact translation of Rzepka which doesn't even rhyme
A grandfather planted a turnip in the garden,
He went to see the turnip every day.
The turnip grew juicy and stalwart,
It would be great to eat it with a piece of bread!
So the poor grandfather pulled the turnip,
And he pulled, and pulled, and he couldn't pull it out!
So the grandfather called the grandmother to help him:
"I'll hold the turnip and you will hold me!"
And the poor grandfather with the poor grandmother
Pulled, and pulled, and couldn't pull it out!
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pull still would be handy!
The grandson came, catched the grandmother,
And sweated, moaned, he even got out of breath!
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pull still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!
The grandson called Frisky the puppy,
Frisky came and started pulling grandson!
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pull still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!
A cat couched at a hen,
Frisky woofed: "Help us, Kitty!"
Kitty pulled Frisky,
Frisky pulled grandson,
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pull still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!
So Kitty called hen from the yard,
And the kind hen came.
Hen pulled Kitty,
Kitty pulled Frisky,
Frisky pulled grandson,
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pulled still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!
A goose walked on a narrow path,
The hen shouted: "Come here, goose!"
Goose pulled hen,
Hen pulled Kitty,
Kitty pulled Frisky,
Frisky pulled grandson,
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pulled still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!
A long-nose stork flew,
"Come here, stork, help us!"
Stork pulled goose,
Goose pulled hen,
Hen pulled Kitty,
Kitty pulled Frisky,
Frisky pulled grandson,
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pulled still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!
A green frog hopped by the road
And catched the stork - it's a rare thing!
Frog pulled stork,
Stork pulled goose,
Goose pulled hen,
Hen pulled Kitty,
Kitty pulled Frisky,
Frisky pulled grandson,
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
And a jackdaw at the end,
Because she also
Wanted that turnip.
They were so stubborn, they bloated so much,
That suddenly
Thwack!! - They pulled the turnip out!
It's a shame to say
What was next!
All off them fell on each other:
Godmodder on turnip, <- that is by me
Turnip on grandfather,
Grandfather on grandmother,
Grandmother on grandson,
Grandson on Frisky,
Frisky on Kitty,
Kitty on hen,
Hen on goose,
Goose on stork,
Stork on frog,
And in the end
Frog on the jackdaw.
Phew. That was long.
*there's an uncountable number of glass bottles on the battlefield now*
BEWARE! Don't slip on the bottles!
TL;DR
The Godmodder was crushed by a giant turnip and then rescued but after the damage was done. Also, because I drank much water (you get thirsty when you read loudly) entities can slip on a bottle and hurt itself.
I know I shouldn't attack Alpha twice before EOTB, but I was so angry at him.
Alchemy (I'll post this every post despite the fact I have to increment it once every round)
1. First slot:
Zombie arm && A Little Bit Of Necromantic Energy = The Hand of the Damned (Level 5) (3/6)
Summons three very low HP zombies which deal moderate damage. 2. Second slot:
(Coins -> Wizard = Crystal Orb) && Gunpowder && Twilight dye = Shadow Orb (Level 5) (3/6)
Fires an explosive shadowy orb which detonates on impact dealing AoE damage. 3. Third slot:
Illegal gun parts && Lost memories && Eraser = Memory gun (Level 10) (2/11)
Deals some-but-not-so-much-but-again-not-so-few damage and applies confusion. Has a chance to instead wipe the memory of an entity and make it [AG].
Had this ready before the ERROR, but wanted to post it first, so I post this now.
Oh my flippin' God. I kid you not, this was the very same poem I used to read when I was a kid, only that it was translated into another language. Doesn't matter.
Alpha is confused as to what exactly just happens, but his confusion doesn't last long as the giant flipping turnip falls right on him. The turnip is un-godmoddable. The turnip is infinite.
ALPHA: What kind of insane chucklegorillary is this?!
ALPHA: I always despised those who break the fourth wall to bring godly objects, simply to aid their quests. However, this attack simply takes the cake!!
Not only does it take the cake, but it also takes one HP from the Godmodder. Welp. That just happened.
The Annoyance: 33/150 (+2 from Sp33d)
Glass Cannon: 2/50
Brick Wall: 2/50
+3 Sp33d0n
Enerald pulls out a phone, dials in (000)-000-5082 and waits.
The Borg attack the Gunyolk.
Enerald pulls out the Timonado and grins. Time for some Matrix. The Timonado activates, and a trio of symbols appears in the center "タイム". And then he is gone. He reappears a second or so later. Coincidentally, Gunyolk has many holes and slash wounds in it.
Next he pulls out the Rainbowsaber and walks over to the Gunyolk, stabbing it exactly once.
He puts away the Rainbowsaber and pulls out Darkscalibur....wait no, not that. Instead, he takes the edgy fanfic that Darkscalibur was stuck in, and forces Gunyolk to read it
(Glowstick&&Lightsaber)&& Master Sword && Heavy Claw (EBF) = Explosive Laser Sword Gun Thing. 5/13
It's a Heavy Cannon thing, with a lightsaber bayonet attacked. Simple enough.
Master Sword ++ Thyme = WAASTER SWORD (Level: WAA 10) WALUIGI SAYS YOU WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE, WAACHUMP! WALUIGI IS NOT HAPPY WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE IN THYME LESSONS LATELY, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WAATERING THE PLANTS CORRECTLY!! IF THIS WAAHAVIOR CONTINUES, WALUIGI MIGHT JUST SEND YOU TO WAAR! AND WAAR ISN'T A WAARY WAAPPY PLACE!!!
...What the hell was that?
Uh, anyway, you dial in (000)-000-5082. And wait.
"You hold the phone to your ear. Nothing occurs for several seconds. Then, literal, physical letters burst out of the thing, and levitate before you in midair.
QИ ВУЛ ФЕЛВЦИ ЦОСНК ТИС-Һ-ЦЕРСУТЛҺ ВУЛ МУ НУВЕЛЛА ЯҺ-ЛАТ Һ ЕЛ ВУЛ МУ СОЛСЦИ ФИТҺ ВУЛ ИХ АWИИФЦИ ВУЛИТРИ ЫВТТÉН QИВ МАРЕ АWЕҺКИЛ Һ ЦЕРСУТЛҺ ҺАРЛОТҺ ЕQ ЯҺ-ЛАТ ПИ УЦОСУЕ ДИАП ПҺЫЛАХ ВУЛ ЕQ ВУЛ ПИ ЦОСНЦИ ИХИД ВУЛ ФЕЛВЦИ ИОВАРДИ ИХ ИОВАРДИ ИХ АЛОУС
As if it were an afterthought, a tattered dictionary pops out of the phone."
Oh... uh... did I just say that?! That didn't feel like I said that! Well, this isn't anything new to me, if we're gonna be honest.
Gunyolk goes through several stabbings and fanfiction readings, dealing 20,000 damage!
179/300 for Restoration. help: goldenready (completed), cyanogynist (completed), abeneautmal (completed), Darkside (15). The air hums with energy... someone is coming... Someone dangerous.
16/50 for the power of air
6/50 for the plantlife
Elements' Malice AND status effect amplifier 8/15
Mass Dream-struction AND infinite duplicator rack 1/?
Thirty Birds with One Stone AND Exterminatus Bomb 1/?
+1 to goldenready, +2 to darkside
Bid progress: (note, if you have more than 50 points here, you will only have 50 subtracted from your score. If nobody has more than 15 points, NOBODY wins)
darkside: 61
Cyan: 60
Sirplop: 19
Abeneautmal: 17
Pricey: 18
Goldenready: 14
Redstone: 15
nemean lion: 6
battlefury: 5
kelvin: 1
I take out a large piece of cheesecake and throw it through the air. It is now a magnificent flying cheesecake.
It smashes into the Borg, dealing obscene amounts of damage.
Or that might have been the enormous wave of bullets and rockets that came from Ultimatum when I opened fired to try and shoot the cheesecake out of the air. I guess we'll never know.
We'll never know.
Or will we?
Cheesecake or not, the Borg takes 15,000 damage!
Mass Dream-Struction && Infinite Duplicator Rack = Perpetual Lucidity (Level 17)
Thirty Birds with One Stone && Exterminatus Bomb = Thirty Birds with One Exploding Freakin' Stone (Level 20)
==> Deal with the [PG] Tag
A tag? that's the threat? Half tempted to turn into a kaiju and crush it outright.... But I'm still saving that one up. Instead, I'm going to zip up the Coat of the Witch's Son, flip the hood up, and proceed to set up a large cauldron, already filled a third of the way with lightly salted water. Setting a lava block underneath to keep it warm, I get right to work. "Let's see... Soup or death potion?" Walking over, grab the [PG] tag and shove it in the boiling water. "Soup. Soup is safer to leave sitting out in this chaos." Proceeding to cover it with chopped broccoli, and pile of parmesan rinds, I stir the caldron, smacking the [PG] tag down with a wooden paddle if it tires to escape somehow. A moment later, equal parts soy sauce and lemon juice fall from the sky, and land neatly in the [PG] tag soup in-progress. Setting a heavy lid on it, I set out a sign that reads 'FREE SOUP'.
==> Is... Is that safe to eat?
Why wouldn't it be? It's honestly not the strangest thing I've had to cook.
New Alchemy:
[PG] tag && [AG] tag || Sword && Blank Spellbook = ???
Not the hostile tag, just, a regular alignment tag from each side.
Alchemiter:
Mourning Claws && Heliotrope Talons of Lightning= Claws of Somber Lightning (Level 15) 3/16
Shattered Sburb Disk || Blank Notebook = Scratch Note (Level 20) (2/21)
Inventory:
Storm Lord's Seal Coat of the Witch's Son
Mourning Claws
Beastmaster's Burning Heart Heliotrope Talons of Lightning
Charges:
Rain-Drenched Flames: 22/25
Leviathan and Behemoth's Embrace: 21/50
New Charge: 11/100
The [PG] tag is boiled into a delicious soup thanks to you.
Fortunately, some random guy appears out of nowhere and hisses that he has to 'take the soup for his precious soup collection'. You happily oblige and he takes off.
[PG] tag && [AG] tag || Sword && Blank Spellbook = Any Warlord's Guide to Black Magic, Destruction and Chaos (Level 15)
(This is an actual riddle. I've been looking for where I read about it, but I can't seem to find it. I did not specifically make this up to be impossible, it's joke riddle that is supposed to have a ridiculous, nonsensical tricky answer.)
Can I give the entire PG side a scan at once? Better yet, can I scan the Godmodder, just because?
Alchemy: NEW AND FRIGID:
Whip || ((((A Rotten Egg || Rock of Ages (this is a level 10 enchant, just to make determining the level easier) == The Egg Timer) && Bomb of Absolute Concatenated Overpowered Nullification == Ill Timed Breakfast) && Miniature Green Sun == Green Eggs and Bam) && (Ruby ++ Time == Time Crystal) && (Emerald ++ Space == Distortion Gem)) = [(Dominion?) 1/?]
The Monado III (Xenochronicles) && Windshear (Skyrim) && Biggoron sword (Ocarina of Time) && Lightsaber = CitruShears [Level 14, 10/15]
(A black and purple umbrella || [Laser Gun || (Fission Reactor && Fusion Reactor && Miniature Star && Fusion Bomb)] && x5 Remote Controlled Attack Drone && Jetpack) = Doombrella [Level 25 7/26]
Charged Inventory:
The Living Flame: Charge = 4.5 (Charge increments by one each turn, so 0.5 each post if I post twice in a single turn); Hot Pants (2 charge); Fireblast (5 charge); Smokescreen (10 ammo left); Immolate (5 ammo left); Raging Inferno (8 charge required, 2 ammo left); Conflagration (12 charge, Raging Inferno MUST BE USED!); Information on attacks will be provided here on turns TLF is used. It otherwise grants small fire-based damage bonuses to attacks where applicable (ie. melee strikes).
Charges:
21/100
2/50 Keyboard Cat
22/50 Countered
Assists (Currently working on Pionochain):
+3 DarkSide
Whip || ((((A Rotten Egg || Rock of Ages (this is a level 10 enchant, just to make determining the level easier) == The Egg Timer) && Bomb of Absolute Concatenated Overpowered Nullification == Ill Timed Breakfast) && Miniature Green Sun == Green Eggs and Bam) && (Ruby ++ Time == Time Crystal) && (Emerald ++ Space == Distortion Gem)) = Dominion (Level 25)
Why be a member of the Midnight Crew when you can be a member of the Felt? Unfortunately for you, Eggs will be pretty angry if you don't return his timer. Other than that, this... uh... "object" is the ultimate(ly useless) key to complete control over time-hopping! ...Well, that or just whacking enemies. And let me tell you, it whacks like an insane ex whacks your current datemate because of pure jealousy!
Welp, the Trickster Ghost got it wrong.
He will forever wallow in his shame.
-=Actions
Looooook at that AZRAEL! He's lookin' FINE!
...
Meanwhile, in entity land...
The Artificial Guardian runs up to the [PG] and, because it is a machine, spellchecks it to read [PIG].
Congrats, PGs. You now have a pig.
Danny DeVito then steals said pig from the PGs, and rides it into battle against Mai. Why, I do not know. He's developing a mind of his own, I tell you!
The Wastewalkers run over and eat the Borg.
...
*nom*
I think they're going kawaii...
Aaaanyways, that Tricky Trickin' Trickster guy ain't lookin' too good.
Lookin' rather frail, are we?
You little semi-demi-mini fez?
What? You're not a fez?
What rubbish!
See, I can put you on my head!
Hahaa!
Look here, ol' friend ol' pal ol' sport o' mine;
You're a hat, and you'll like it!
You'll be the crown around town!
The piece none can resist!
'Tis a grand existence!
...
What do you mean, you're really not a fez? ~MAGIC~
Now you are, truly, a fez.
-=Alchemies
An Empty Cereal Box && A lot of 7s && 'Boat Nectar' == Helmet of the Ducky Charms (lv. 11, 9/12) (Helmet) [EE] --The entity gets a 15% chance to get a HIGH TIDE! at any given attack, which doubles their damage by 2x until the end of the turn.
Dunestrider's Sunback && Eternity's Tremor == Dunestrider's Tremor, of the Original Name (Lvl. 18, 8/19) (cloak) [EE] -- Confers a 5% chance to nullify damage dealt by an entity to equipped entity.
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction: N/A
You craft the alchemy, and give it the tag [EE] (Entity Equipment). The player may not use this alchemy normally, and may only equip it to an entity of their choice (maybe only under their control - I dunno; YOU DECIDE!). Once it is equipped, that entity gains the properties of the alchemy equipped. Equipped alchemies cannot be moved off of entities unless that entity dies. Once it does, the alchemy returns to it's creators inventory, and must be "reshaped" - You can't put a dragon's chestplate onto a giant floating boat and expect it to fit properly.
This gives a way of -slightly- upgrading old entities with newer stuff.
*NOTE* Equipments shouldn't make anything unbeatable - just gives them some more abilities beyond their base creation.
Example:
Bottled Dragonfire && Gauntlet == Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/11) - This could give an entity a fire-attack ability.
Reshape: Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/5)
Reshaping an Equipment takes lvl / 2 charge time rounded up.
Inventory
+1 to Toast, +1 to Piono, and +1 to Darkside
Now, as you may or may not know, the [PG] tag was already souped prior. Unfortunately, you turn it into a pig, which makes the soup a pig soup which is the only soup that the soup collector does not soup. Ergo, the soup collector tosses the soup down the soup-tossing hill, with the other five hundred thousand pig soups the soup collector did not want to soup. What did that accomplish? Soup, that's what.
The Trickster Ghost is also now a fez! Not just any fez, no, it's the special Trickster Fez, which grants the weilder special Trickster powers! Unfortunately for you, the Trickster Fez is not here. Instead, it is hidden somewhere in the Void, guarded by a man in a frog costume who always sports a sad expression on his face and stabs anyone he sees with a fifty inch nail. I heard you can bribe him if you bring a jar of fresh cappers and a ticket to Disneyland, but I wouldn't count on it.
Blood: 90,000 +?
Dreams: online
|slot one| Dream of Hilarity - Gain "Feeling Funny" buff, or give the buff to someone else, which gives you/ally a 33% dodge rate for two turns. 6 turn cooldown.| (source: benevolent clowns) on cooldown, 4 turns left.
|Slot two| empty|
|Slot three| empty|
|Slot four| empty|
Foodman 2 16/20 +3 W32coravind
steffan 12/40
2/REAH DACTED ?
+3 consumerHezetor consumer
celestial mirror && blood dagger && JOEs perception crystal && soulshard katana && technosoulblade ==TechnoRelease blade level 25 10/26
NEW ALCHEMYS:
Gaia metal(earth-infused metal) && Liquid air(a special magical type of air) && Phoenix Flame(special fire) && Elemental Water(self explanatory) || Void Seed (void corrupts stuff) = Corruption of light lvl ? 1/?
[is a alchemy material, not exactly useful alone. intent is for alchemys using this to be stronger for their level then normal, but it does nothing alone]
((Gaia metal || mech frame) ++ machinery) && (Computer && time warp core ++cooling ++intelligence && assorted future tech &&Three laws of robotics = Post-singularity superintelegence )) || assembly line ++ balancing = Robotic Robotic robot assembly line assembly line lvl ? 1/? [intent: summon little robot assembly lines that make robots or something. inceptinion]
I walk over to the borg and start channeling mana. 902873 should do it, right?
at the same time, this guy who's name i forgot gets absorbed, and all the borg members gain his qualitys, becoming treacherous gamblers. this keeps them away long enough for me to use the perception
Gaia metal(earth-infused metal) && Liquid air(a special magical type of air) && Phoenix Flame(special fire) && Elemental Water(self explanatory) || Void Seed (void corrupts stuff) = Corruption of light (Level 12)
[is a alchemy material, not exactly useful alone. intent is for alchemys using this to be stronger for their level then normal, but it does nothing alone]
((Gaia metal || mech frame) ++ machinery) && (Computer && time warp core ++cooling ++intelligence && assorted future tech &&Three laws of robotics = Post-singularity superintelegence )) || assembly line ++ balancing = Robotic Robotic robot assembly line assembly line (Level 20) [intent: summon little robot assembly lines that make robots or something. inceptinion]
As for your action, you deal 20,000 damage to the Borg doing something that I do not comprehend!
Materials&Resulting item: Fragment of Reality && TM Machine && (Leaf Blade && Blade of Grass && Fairy Dust) || HM Fly && Angel Wings && Demon Wings == Dual Blade of The Very Best
Level: 11
Progress: 10/12
Description: Whatever, someone, who decided to make it, must have nuts to create that thing. It essentially has been created from someone, who shipped both Serperior and Sylveon, and played Terraria. Yeah, that's right, that's me, Thartler. It appears to be made from grass, enchanted by light magic and with real wings on it. The item can #rekt the foes, by attacking them by voice, but when voice appears, a sharp, sword-like grass projectiles shoot out of the sword. The user then is granted wings to fly, and home in target. Seems scary, yeah?
Slot: 2
Materials&Resulting item: (Sylveon's essence && Serperior essence) && Polish Flag && PWNHammer && The Great One && Sans ashes || Undyne's Spear == The Genocidal Shipper's Spear
Level: 16
Progress: 10/17
Description: Wait, wait, I'm that shipper. The spear looks pretty simple - figure of two Pokemon on left and right side, Polish flag on middle and titanium tip. Anyways, here's function. User stabs the spear in front of foe summoning both Serperior and Sylveon ghosts, but in middle of confession, scenery suddenly changes to Polish Sejm where a random noble ghost says: "Veto! I disagree! Sejm's canceled. Go back to homes." Before the Serperior ghost uses Grass Pledge, the Sylveon Ghost uses Fairy Wind, and then the person wielding this weapon gives enemy bad time, causing both ghost attacks to hit the foe. Finally, user stabs soul of enemy roughly 13 times.
Description: It is upgrade of Typhoon Sniper, which adds two new modes. Thunder, for all needs of striking foes like robots and such, and imbue with electric, which can kinda do serious damage. And annoy the hell out from foes, and scare them, since sounds are so LOUD!
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Actions&RP:
"Well, Alpha, if the Shaman couldn't take a hit, why do you insist? We'll all defeat you... Maybe not by my hands, but there's some people wanting you dead."
I quickly fixate on Borg. And I replace g with k, so it's Bork instead. Then I cut one half-circle from B and we have Pork. HAH! He's a Pig pork!
I quickly hex him into a pig, then kill it, then cook his meat, then give it to eat for Zombie. It dies, then Borg comes back.
I do it about 99 times then...
And yet he's back.
I just slaughter him onto bits and pieces. Not even single bone will be <BORK> remembered.
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Stats:
HP: N/A, why do you want to know HP of invulnerable player?
Spoil Cooldown: N/A
Item Cooldown: Power Ranger Armor: ★★★★
Charges:
★ - 1
✰ - 0
♡ - ??? (coming soon(not))
♥ - ??? (coming soon(not))
Bombs: N/A, what, did you think it's 2hu? (Maybe doing it later? ✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰)
That might go on until I do something.
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Helping:
+1 Cyan
+2 Pricey
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OOC:
-=Alchemies
An Empty Cereal Box && A lot of 7s && 'Boat Nectar' == Helmet of the Ducky Charms (lv. 11, 10/12) (Helmet) [EE] --The entity gets a 15% chance to get a HIGH TIDE! at any given attack, which doubles their damage by 2x until the end of the turn.
Dunestrider's Sunback && Eternity's Tremor == Dunestrider's Tremor, of the Original Name (Lvl. 18, 9/19) (cloak) [EE] -- 5% chance to nullify damage dealt by an entity to equipped entity.
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction: N/A
You craft the alchemy, and give it the tag [EE] (Entity Equipment). The player may not use this alchemy normally, and may only equip it to an entity of their choice (maybe only under their control - I dunno; YOU DECIDE!). Once it is equipped, that entity gains the properties of the alchemy equipped. Equipped alchemies cannot be moved off of entities unless that entity dies. Once it does, the alchemy returns to it's creators inventory, and must be "reshaped" - You can't put a dragon's chestplate onto a giant floating boat and expect it to fit properly.
This gives a way of -slightly- upgrading old entities with newer stuff.
*NOTE* Equipments shouldn't make anything unbeatable - just gives them some more abilities beyond their base creation.
Example:
Bottled Dragonfire && Gauntlet == Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/11) - This could give an entity a fire-attack ability.
Reshape: Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/5)
Reshaping an Equipment takes lvl / 2 charge time rounded up.
Inventory
+1 to Toast, +1 to Piono, and +1 to Darkside
Forging... Slot 1: In Progress
(Obsidian Swordfish || Colorless Shine && Boundless Possibility && Foresight && Aequaliter Nubila) && Tome of Coward's Lament && Projectile Sensor && Element Shift Sensor = Fish of the Brave (Lv. 20, 18/21)
What I put into here should be an obvious indicator as to what I'm making...
but in case it wasn't obvious enough, this purple flying chainsaw boatfish (Yes, BOATfish) is the bane of anyone foolish enough to be standing behind an opponent for protection, or standing some distance away, not willing to fight hand-to-hand. We're talking A-Grade bullgorilla with this weapon. On top of having the abilities of its components, it WILL ruin the day of any who even THINK about using projectiles or magic in any way, and even more so if they're hiding behind cover, meatshields or otherwise.
Heh. I probably pissed off a lot of people with just the description of this alchemy, and probably got a lot of people hating me. But do I care? Nope. I'll still be making it.
What can I say? I love making these brutal and potentially game-changing weapons.
...
Huh. Looks like my hatred for cowards is actually paying off. Slot 2: In Progress
An unknown person walks up to the Alchemiter to create something... presumably in the stead of someone else...
(Ring of the Dragoon Shards (Lv. 10) && Relic Repair Bots = Ring of the Dragoon (Lv. 10)) && 7 Crystal Stars && 7 Black Soul Gems = The Unrealistic Approach (Lv. 19, 6/20)
This dangerous ring, combining the immense power of the Seven Crystal Stars, and the equivalent of 7 Human SOULs, manipulating reality constructively and destructively, and heightening one's own soul power has never been simpler. The wearer of this knows their full extent of their power reserves, but only as they wear this ring they finally are able to unleash everything they have. What the wearer gains from this is directly dependant on how strong their soul is, what their full potential is, the abilities they have... the whole nine yards, really. However, while the power of almost all of these is additive with power, the strength of the soul is the multiplication factor for all of it. So a normal human would have a multiplicative factor of 1; a normal Darkone, 1.5; and a being without a soul gets nothing out of it.
The souls used in the recipe are transferred over to the Crystal Stars; the Diamond, Emerald, 'Gold', Ruby, Sapphire, Garnet, and 'Crystal' stars; one for each, the power of the stars sealing them inside with extreme power, essentially making them a part of the stars. All of the souls were also seemingly willing to do this, none of them struggling to get out of their crystal prisons. They also made great failsafes; impenetrable on the outside, and one could only drain the power that flows out of the star's borders anyway, even with an immense understanding of magical and/or technological knowledge, making extracting the souls from it nearly impossible. And let's not forget the wielder of the ring will be watching over it constantly as to not let it fall into the wrong hands.
Thanks to the fact that a now repaired Ring of the Dragoon is the base of the recipe, the wearer will be able to turn into a dragon[kin] at will.
Slot 3: In Progress
Delta Mechaniza VIII && Ghastly Mecha && Fragments of the Star Dream Soul OS = Computing Nightmare (Lv. 23, 18/24)
I really shouldn't be making this. REALLY.
But I MUST.
Proper description coming never...?
...Eh, screwit.
Powerful mechanisms. Impervious metal. Immovable souls. These are the traits of the items that you know belong to me.
However, when combined with a program designed to destroy multiple worlds and can wipe out all life, as well as do time-space shenanigans... yeah, this is a bow and arrow you DON'T want to be ANYWHERE NEAR. I mean, unless you're the wielder, in which case, shoot as many or as few arrows as you want. Your foes wouldn't live either way.
Don't f*** with this weapon.
Slot 4: In Progress
Imagine Dragon (Lv. 10) || Phase Knife && Murasama (MGR:R) && (Fiery Greatsword && Flame of Oblivion = Ravaging Inferno) && (Frostbrand && Void Fang && Kernel of Reality = Dimensional Freeze) && A Lead Copy of The Axe = Armament Obliterator (Lv. 17, 7/18)
This time, it should work.
An impossible weapon to lock blades with, the Armament Obliterator was made for it's purpose; destroying armaments. Be them Draconium, Nothinium, or even Divinium, this blade gets the job done. However, given DtG's nature, it's unlikely to do that to Alchemies that are not in a PvP match. That would be cheap. And even then, it would only likely break them a bit, requiring multiple hits to destroy... temporarily.
Getting hit with this weapon either way would likely make normal weapons and armor just... fail and break. However, it seems like that's it's only purpose; the various deep, sharp grooves in one side of the blade and the smooth, blunt opposite side of the blade make it easy to, say, lower attack and defense of the opposing entity, but otherwise it's a weak weapon.
Charges...
Charge 1: Unrestricted
The Beginning of the End(94/150) [ALCHEMY] (+3 Sirplop)
Eh, screw Hush. He can wait.
This will help me more in the long run.
Charge 2: 50-point cap
Frostbite (3/50) [ENTITY]
Hell froze over.
Charge 3: 50-point cap
A giftwrapped box (28/50) [GIFT] (+4 Piono, +5 Abe, +3 Cyan)
But what's in the box, I wonder?
Entities...
The Forge of Evil [AG]:The Forge itself is dead. Irrelevant summons deleted.
Summons:
-Shyper: 80,000/80,000 HP (5,000 Regen), Medium attack. Costs 100 metal.
-Factory Chief: 40,000/40,000 HP, High attack, can spend turn healing the forge, poisons for 2 turns on hit. Costs 100 metal.
-Gunyolk: 100,000/100,000 HP, Massive attack, must recharge for 1 turn after attacking. Breaker Beam: IIIIII, deals an absolutely unreal amount of damage to the target, likely killing them. Costs 300 metal.
Mecha DarkSide
000/100 SOP. Lvl 5.
130,000/130,000 HP. 16/16 AP (3 Regen). 0/5 UP.
1 turn respawn time.
Current Ability List: (1/4 Passives, 1/4 Skills)
-Mecha Claw S I: Rend the target with a large, metallic claw. Your attack deals 1.25x more damage to foes under 20% HP. 4 AP.
-Overwhelm P I: Your body cools as fans turn on and your plates harden, allowing you to take 0.9x damage from foes under 50% HP. 2 AP/turn. Off.
GM Formats and Stats (updated regularly by me)
Mecha DarkSide: [AG] 130,000/130,000 HP. 16/16 AP (3 Regen). 029/100 SOP. Lvl 5.
Shypers: Bodyguard the Gunyolk
Factory Chief: Attack the Borg
Gunyolk: Prepare.
Actions...
Ho hum
Mecha DarkSide gains 0 SOP!
Let's be honest, the Trickster died by now. Before reaching the threshold too. Darn.
Spoils & Other Chargeables...
Lance of Creation (III)
Casts Genesis.
Genesis: Deals massive holy damage to 3 entities, heals allied entities. (greatly increased damage against groups. Groups only count as 1 entity.)
"The user raises the Lance of Creation, causing a massive white cross silhouette with wings to appear. It flies above the 3 targeted entities and obliterates the area around them, as well as the entities themselves. It then heals an allied entity."
Mark of Chaos {IIIIII}
Upon use of this spoil, choose one of the Gods of the Warp - Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, or Nurgle. Depending on the chosen god, this spoil will have different effects.
Khorne: Crits three entities' next attacks by filling them with bloodlust.
Tzeentch: Deal very high (100,000) damage to an entity by throwing a blast of Warp-fire.
Slaanesh: Heal an entity for a very high (100,000) amount by knitting together their flesh. Unfortunately, they also gain several non-gameplay-effecting mutations.
Nurgle: Infect an entity with a potent version of Nurgle's Rot. This blight decreases their attack by 25% and deals 20,000 damage to them per turn, lasting for 3 turns.
...Locket [III]
When used along with the Heart... (owned by W32Coravint), performs an absolutely massive heal on one entity. Otherwise, heals a moderately high amount to one entity.
Nice Fleece Blanket /IIIIIIII/
When used, it will both shield an entity for 2 turns, AND make all their attacks inflict Blaze for 2 turns.
Suldaan - Armageddon: {III}
Sends meteors down into a foe, or multiple foes. Deals massive damage to a lone target, but can also evenly split the damage between up to 10 targets.
"As the stars shine more brightly than usual, meteor(s) begin to pierce straight through the atmospheric layers of the earth like butter. They strike the enemy, and ravage them. Other than that, you can do whatever the dump ya want with the meteors."
Leinro Fiit - Rebalance: ^III^
Buffs the attack, defense, and dodge chance of an ally, or debuffs those stats for enemies, for 3 turns. You get 5 points, able to be applied to up to 5 targets. Multiple points can be applied to the same target for greater effect. Each point increases stat adjustments by 5% each.
"The blade form of the weapon is raised. Five unstable, purple-pink beams emerge from the tip of the blade, flying in strange patterns as they travel to the target entity/(ies). As they land on their mark, the enemies affected feel badly weakened, while allies hit felt far stronger."
Ved Vozahnil - Dark Star: /IIIII/
Deals high damage to a single entity, and inflict Deteriorate on them for 2 turns.
Deteriorate: Decreases attack, and deals damage over time to current and max HP.
‘The blade is leveled directly at the target, and a massive burst of raw negative energy flies clean out of the user's body, mind, and soul, through the blade, and shot out in the form of a lance, withering the target's willpower, essence, flesh, and innards as it slices through the target's face like a boat through water. The burst is said to relieve even the most extreme of stress from the user."
Welp, there is a bevy of time no longer constrained by zero, so expect me to pull out longposts more often. Heh.
@TrickleJest : Yes, Canovivibe is indeed a one-post summon. You'll see that from me more; I'll have action summaries, and I'll list when charges are expended. Speaking of Canovivibe, he's not on the field.
You have also skipped my preview of an alchemy. Again. I've made it extremely flashy this time.
Charged Alchemies: |III>I>I|
Akron's Core: |IIIII>IIIII>II|
Crystalized Ki: |IIIII|
Central Processing Unit: |IIIIII|
Medusa's Head: |IIII|!USING!
Rebalance: |III|!USING!
Doom Unleashed: |III|!USING!
Fear the Darkness: |IIIII|!USING!
Triton's Scepter:
Seaspray: |III| (much like Dust Storm, creates a wave that crashes against the rocks on the ground throwing a cold spray up in the faces of the target, decreasing their accuracy for a round or two.)
Splash: |IIIII| (hit the opponent with that big wave from seaspray, dealing damage and inflicting Wet, which decreases accuracy by a tiny bit)
Water Whip: {7/7 ammo} (You pull the water in the air up into a cyllinder around the tip of the staff, creating a low hit point water tentacle that increases your attack power while its still alive.)
Whirlpool: {4/4 ammo} (Traps an entity in a whirlpool for 3 rounds, dealing DoT and causing them to deal half damage to anything that's not also caught in the whirlpool.)
Tidal Wave: |IIIIIIII|{2/2 ammo} (Summons an enormous tidal wave that crashes into three target entities, dealing heavy damage and inflicting waterlogged, which halves the strength of all outgoing effects AND lowers accuracy by a little bit.)
Diluvium: |IIIIIIIIII| {1/1 Ammo} {Tidal Wave Uses: 0/2} (Targets the entire field, inflict waterlogged on EVERYONE and deal heavy damage to all enemies, light damage to all allies.)
Uncapped! The Climax: 119 / 150
Unforgiven: 13 / 50. (+3 from Piono, +4 from Alpha)
Deicide Squad: 43 / 50.
A Rock from Limbo && Liquid Death && Zweihander = The Grayscale (Level 14: 10/15)
DONE: Katana || Pixel-sharp edge && Essence of a Time Giant && IDPD Captain's Badge = The Hunter's Blade (Level 15: 16/16)
Chronologically-Enhanced Luminite && IDPD Plasma Minigun && Glove of an IDPD Elite Heavy = The Complete Ejection (Level 20: 4/21)
Tear of Black Liquid Sorrow && Creative Energies && (Fragment of the Limbo Gatekeeper's gauntlet || Whole Gauntlet) = Charon's Hand (Level 18: 4/19)
NEW: Jar of Black Liquid Sorrow && Invincible Heartstrings && The Axe = The Last Song (Level ?: 1/?)
The Axe: The guitar that works as the best literal axe in standard Terraria. Doubltessly going to influence what the Last Song looks like.
PREVIEW: The Fade && Duri Iudicis && Immortal Soul of the Muse = ??? (Level ?)
The Fade (Level 15): A stealth suit created from the combination of Traho with extremely powerful stalker systems; a sleek green and nearly-black plate that is extraordinarily form fitting, offers incredible assistance to both close and long-range combat, comes with built-in cloaking technology as well as a jetpack for full 3-dimensional flight in pure silence, to say nothing of the extreme Gravity powers that this possesses.
Duri Iudicis: A robe imbued with the powers of Limbo. Strictly magical in nature, it allows its wearer to pull Limbo's signature style of combat; taking attacks (in this case strictly magical) and using them against your foes. By absorbing magical attacks, the wielder of this robe can copy and wield the magical powers used against them-including in wild combinations.
Immortal Soul of the Muse: Part of an outdated alchemical system that Toast once did. The intended point was to infuse alchemies with the associated power, but I never got around to infusing this to anything. In any case: This particular essence utilizes Sound and Music. You can see why a stealth suit might want to be able to control Sound and Music.
Expanding this a bit. A note: If it has parenthesis or curly brackets around its name, it's still locked.
Also, in case you're noticing discrepancies from the linked pastebin; Crys has allowed me to do some mild shuffling of the Class Levels, mostly making the 4th level Big Scenes come later than the other lower-level techniques.
Hate Within: 35% chance of minicrit on Hostiles for all of your Entities as well as yourself. If chance procs while minicritting, upgrades to crit. If procced while critting, crit is not expended. Only works on Hostiles.
Determination: His Entities resist all Mind Controls successfully. (Zetta and the crew can't be MC'd to begin with, because they're players.)
(Providence): His Entities have an additional 25% resistance to any status effect that would cost them their turn. CR7
(Faking it): Zetta doesn't die on having HP turned to 0, but rather retreats tactically. He respawns 1 action sooner because he's gotten good at it at this point. (if he's the first to respawn on TPK he can act immediately.) CR11
(Bloodborne)CR4/(Red River)CR6/(Vein Matters)CR11/(Baptism of Blood)CR14
(The Sight)CR8/(Grim Knowledge)CR10/(Psychoanalyze)CR13/(Evil Within)CR15
{Beast Within} CLASS RANK 5
{Your Best Nightmare} CLASS RANK 9
{Cut You Down} CLASS RANK 13
Pulchritude: His Entities have a 10% chance of minicritting randomly.
(Grim Times): Attackers have a 5% chance of Terror upon hitting Grimsby. CR3.
(Blood Rally): If harmed, Grimsby and his entities can attack the entity responsible. If successful, a third of the damage dealt is transferred back as HP. CR7.
(Lead by Example): His Entities have a 30% chance of minicritting if attacking an entity he has attacked that turn. CR11.
Mai [PG]: 150,000/150,000 HP +1 AC. Level 1: CR1.
The Arsenal/(Orbital)CR2/(Glass)CR5/(Dust)CR9
Will of Steel/(Unyielding)CR3/(Terminator)CR6/(The Stand)CR10
(Japonophile)CR4/(Name of the Moon)CR7/(Z)CR11/(One Punch Woman)CR13
(The Forge)CR8/(Prototype)CR12/(Beta Testing)CR14/(Mass Production)CR15
{The Steeline} CLASS RANK 5
{Mugen Mulligan} CLASS RANK 9
{Gravity Hurts} CLASS RANK 13
War Machine: 5% Damage increase and 1 AC point that cannot be ignored.
(Bombardment): +5,000 damage on all attacks that hit multiple targets you make. Applies to all targets. CR3
(Flexible Form): 15% chance of ignoring any status condition that causes a loss of action. If successful, all other effects of that status condition are also nullified for that turn. CR7
(Self-Repair): 10,000 HP Regen per turn, cannot be nullified. CR11.
ACTION SUMMARY:
- Mai attacks the bodyguards of the Gunyolk, expending the Rebalance, Doom Unleashed and Fear the Darkness charges as well as the Medusa's Head! (In order: Shysters petrified (can't bodyguard), then Factory Chief unloaded on. If Factory Chief dead, Gunyolk is targeted until dead)
-Discussing with Alpha information regarding Mr. Red Text with Zetta. -More RP with Alpha; Roxxanne suggesting a dumb/brilliant idea.
(GM can safely ignore the rest)
-more RP with @DarkSide.
-something mildly disturbing, including 3 paragraphs of the description of something because it's that flippin' complicated.
-RP RP RP RP RP RP RP RP RP RP RP RP.
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Mai knew what a warzone was. She certainly knew what a Godmodding War was, too. She had extensive records of many of the wars that took place before. She studied the battlefields like a champion, she knew its intricacies. Mai was not familiar with this war, was the thing that was making her hesitate. In blatant terms, she was outright invincible. Disregarding her beyond-normal levels of power, being a Descendant made her flatly unable to die and gave her access to unbelievable moves. Though everything was smaller and things could actually be larger than her now, the ways of war had not changed that radically.
But she hadn't seen it before. Or, seen it as she has now. Was she really even comparable to the thing she was before, actually? Mai was not sure if she could still be called the Mainframe, or just some nanomachine blob structured like a human girl that retained the memories thereof. Roxxanne had left the logs-the memories-unedited, including Roxxanne's insanity-induced theft. But perhaps her unfamiliarity with everything was proof that it wasn't really hers? But she didn't feel that was the case. No, she remembered it far too clearly. A testament to engineering or a deliberate memory? Perhaps it was just because she wasn't used to being this small. And for her, five-foot-six-inches was absolutely miniscule.
Perhaps she needed to stop standing around and actually do something! And something definitely looked urgent. While the Pro-Zero side was rallying a bit, it wouldn't last if she just sat there, so it was time to bring out some heavy firepower. She was almost about to do something regarding the Pale Rider, but his transformation into Azazel and his lovely 'introduction' to the Pro-Godmodder side (which she was on) made her stop and reconsider her options. The next most pressing thing, to her mind, was the Gunyolk. Heavily guarded and about to unleash a monster of an attack. It needed to die, and it preferably needed to die now. But-it was guarded by a bevy of entities. Three Shysters and a Factory Chief-about 280,000 HP of defense before she could actually attempt to do damage against the 100,000 HP entity. 380,000 units of designated life force.
Mai shrugged. Easy. Her valid structures included-well, they were blatantly not the 'Three Swords.' They were devices meant to replicate the effects, and coincidentally, without losing her 'preferred' form (that of the feminine form she took now), Mai could fit all three within her guts simultaneously without much error. They weren't the weapons, but Narrative decree would likely interpret them as the real deal anyhows-so she might as well just call them the Three Swords.
So, yes, in a metaphysical manner of speaking, she had three swords tucked away in her stomach. Three swords she was about to use.
First, Mai took a good long look at the Shysters. All in a stack, all bodyguarding the same target? All easily removed from their duties as bodyguards. Rendered useless in moments, if given the right time. She couldn't fire it upon the Gunyolk-that would be more useful, on the brink of such a powerful ability-but she could get rid of the things in the way, and the Shysters had the most HP of the lot. Mai kept her eyes on them, as they nervously fidgeted about. Mai's eyes flashed-and abruptly, a portal to space-time appeared, to a certain item ripped from a certain Terror. The Shysters were assailed by a fusillade of petrification lasers. They were nowhere near prepared enough to dodge it, nor in a position to do so, lest the Gunyolk get hit and their efforts wasted. And thus, the Shysters were turned into easily-bypassable stone statues. For two turns. Two turns would be enough. Now only the Factory Chief was left.
Then, Mai actually activated the swords. The one based upon Suldaan was first, the meteors. An attempt to eliminate the bodyguard for the Gunyolk before it became problematic. The AG entity side scrambled in the most absurd ways to just get out of the way, even though the orbs initially shot straight upwards. Mai found it funny that everyone was scrambling for protection in the most inefficient ways they could imagine, perhaps as some 'creative' defense against creative offense. It didn't matter. The meteors roared from the sky down below, a hail of death and mayhem-but they only targeted two, perhaps even one. The Gunyolk. The Factory Chief was the only thing close to in the way, so perhaps it would do its job? In any case, as many meteors as possible slammed down on the Gunyolk. If the Factory Chief was indisposed, so much the better. That was the furor of a Level 35 alchemy's charged ability.Er-hem.
Speaking of Level 35 Alchemies and their Charged abilities and not at all being subtle with the GM, Mai then activated the abilities based upon Leinro Fiit, the Rebalancing Abilities. If the Gunyolk could be targeted, Mai did so immediately; otherwise, the Factory Chief (the Shysters, petrified, pretty much have no way to intercept attacks) would take the blow, mostly just to ensure that it would be annihilated. Five orbs burst forth from Mai's midsection, flying high into the air above the Battlefield, before simply slamming into the Gunyolk, or whatever tried to intercept for it. The Gunyolk/Factory Chief was not harmed; it was saddled with weaker defenses, weaker agility, and weaker offensive abilities-25% each, to be precise.
Then, the third one. The sword that was Ved Vozahnil had a separate ability but it wasn't charged-it was more some morphic thing, and Mai didn't need that. However, the three swords together, with Ved as the primary catalyst, could execute a much more powerful ability, which DarkSide coined 'Fear the Darkness.' And thus, from Mai's midsection burst forth a singular lance of purest black, which twirled and flipped around many entities, around the Wastewalkers, overhead Zerisek, around as many obstructions as it could in a very fast attempt to get at the Gunyolk. If the Factory Chief yet stood, it would be obliterated; the sword would strike it down with an extreme negative force, which would then linger to eat at it longer. If not, the Gunyolk would take such a crippling attack.
Mai sighed as her body reconfigured. That was... Mildly exhausting. But also, terribly damaging.
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"Alpha," Zetta said, trying to gather the attention of the Cobalt Conqueror. "So, a status update. As you may have noticed, there's some idiot doing things with the Update Terminal that isn't the First Guardian. Guy with red text, rather than white, speaks primarily in Japanese... Or did until recently. May be another Guardian, may not be, leaning on the former personally. From the looks of what I can gather, he's related to Consumer-slash-Annis, Dylan and Hezetor on the AG side of the field and what they're planning-and they've described it to others as 'dancing on canon's dead shards.' Not sure what they exactly mean by 'canon' in this case, that's always a vague word, but as Consumer-slash-Annis is the head of this 'AG revolution' thing, it is probably related to that, and ergo probably something nasty aimed at you. That aside... Need I remind you the last time some small group of Descendants had some plan involving the ones in charge of the Update Terminal? Serpent and, uh, the other TIE-Fighter guy? Remember the Homestuck Invasion, the Employer, the Conflict, and remember how that worked out for you? I think we're dealing with the beginnings of that plot. Again."
"I don't know how high up this goes, but Descendancy is useful for doing things we wouldn't know anything about. I may need your help on this-when the time comes, I mean. But we ought to prove your dominance-and sniping out something of that calibur, or even just aiding in it, is definitely going to put your star in the ascendant. If you get what I mean," Zetta says. "I'll keep you in touch on this matter."
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Roxxanne still wasn't quite sure about this whole 'being in eight places at once' deal. While one Roxxanne was lounging back on the battlefield (far back) and enjoying Trickster Mode, and while another Roxxanne was chatting with DarkSide, and while a third was back in her little Pocket Dimension to work on her ship, a fourth was walking up to Alpha. THIS Roxxanne was the one who had the "GODMODDER'S FWIENDAWEY" T-shirt on-the others had their more usual, eye-bleeding affair going on.
"Yoooo, Alpha, Mr. Boss man! Uh, I just had a really stupid idea-but I'd like to pitch it to you, sir," Roxxanne said, chipper. "Uh, basically: You kind of hide in my body-like a ghost-and you'll give me access to your, uh, your godmodding! That way, I take the next hit against you, and then you get out of my body without any scratches-and maybe we can hit harder together! Oh, and the best part is that Shadow Roxxanne is way weaker than you are, AND the way godmodding works means she can't copy it, so she'll leave you alone! Oh, and we can get to know each other better, I think! Uh, is this totally stupid?"
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"Oh, they were outdated? Awesome... I think. I'm not really sure what's going on, if I'm honest," Roxxanne said in response to that touch of news. [color=#a900000]"Those notes do look interesting. Unending Nightmare, huh... Ugh. Just sounds like my situation. Of course the algamation of everything bad about me has an assimilation plot hanging over my head, and of course I can't just get rid of her magically because I can't do so without knowing what she really is in relation to me. Ugh. Such a headache. At least whatever that thing is looks physical enough to bleed. And if it bleeds... Well, you know the saying."[/color]
Roxxanne couldn't help but notice the stimulation of her tongue, a bit. Enough to feel it in her mouth. That was an annoying feeling. But still, her eyes darted back to the 'Unending Nightmare.' That looked strong.
Roxxanne looked back to Vasill. "So, uh, yeah, I'd like to know what you're really doing, if that's alright." Roxxanne says.
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And meanwhile, while four Roxxannes did four separate things, a fifth was just waking up.
This Roxxanne stretched her many arms out, rubbing her eyes, and opened them. She slumbered in some kind of meadow, but the world didn't seem quite right to her. The meadow was bordered by a forest of sakura trees-cherry blossoms, in bloom. The flowers smelled strongly of cherry as well-though mostly pink. Perhaps she fell asleep in some part of the pocket dimension?
Roxxanne got up. And up, and up, and up, and realized at once that she was much larger than normal. The flowers and trees were of normal size, but Roxxanne towered. Looking around, she saw no other signs of life around above nor around her.
Roxxanne then looked down. Roxxanne was assaulted by sudden visual feedback of looking at herself while she looked at herself, as suddenly her fourth body-which was not in fact her fourth body at all-was suddenly cognized of thousands of eyes in the form of thousands of Dolls, waists sunk into something in the dress that she was wearing. Or was, period.
"Augh!... What gives?!" Roxxanne asked, trying to get one of the dolls to answer her own question. Stupid mind shenanigans. She didn't bother with sounding as cutesy as usual.
"Shadow Roxxanne requested your presence in your mindscape. Further talking points. An attempt to convince you to her side." A doll said. That doll-the Platinum statue. It wasn't just on her dress-this one levitated in front of her face, even more small to her now, almost like looking at a speck of dust.
"Now? Of all times, just when I suggested the whole crazy possession plan...?" Roxxanne said. She focused for a moment, trying to gain perspective from the doll, to get a good look at herself, like a mirror.
She got it. Good grief did she get it. We're going for another three paragraphs of description on this entity, boys.
Roxxanne's mental incarnation-or at least the one she was in now-was huge. She was briefly reminded of an Arena fight, the one where she was insane, but comparatively the form she took then looked like this form's child. Huge was the first word for it. Roxxanne couldn't really tell how huge at a glance, but this form was huge. Like a living ballgown dress-made of skin? Armor? or some kind of fabric? It almost felt like all three. Whatever this odd substance was, it had the palest white she had ever seen, absolutely stainless, like light condensed and tamed. Around the skirt of this 'ballgown' were thousands of dolls-most of which Roxxanne hadn't even seen before-just happily embedded into the dress, just above the waist, and universally very tiny, about as small as they were around her 'normal' waistline. Two exemptions were made: The first were to a small bevy of pure pink, heart-masked 'girls' whos legs ended in razor points, dressed like magical girls (different each), which were the only ones actually touching the ground-and doing so in place of Roxxanne herself. They stood just beneath the underside-it looked like a flower flipped upside down, down there, with infinite legs of varying descriptions poking out. The other exemption was a group of eight much larger entities which looked like versions of her from the waist up. Disregarding quite a bit-the fae/anime-like apperance, the fact they were made of not-flesh substances, the longer hair-they almost looked like copies of her.
Altogether, four were familiar; the one made of sugar, red-and-green, hair of licorice and gummy worms, dressed in flashy multicolored attire, representing Tricksterdom; the one to the right, golden and pink and elegant, made of sparkles, wearing the most opulent dress Roxxanne could think of, representing Suedom (and perhaps never to really fully vanish); the one on the left, wild-maned, black-haired, wearing a spy catsuit, made of shadows, domino-masked... Hey, that one wasn't really familiar! But it represented rougishness, obviously. Lastly, the one on the back-the one who's face was engulfed by the gigantic pink heart behind her, wearing a full ensemble of pink and with hair of hearts. Love? Was that love? Probably. But those were only the familiar ones; there were four more of them, now; one at the front-right, of deepest purple, film and a film real dangling from purple hair a body made of... Leaves? Purple leaves? If they weren't pure purple it wouldn't feel too odd. She wore a beret and blue overalls. The one on the front-left was mostly silver, made of weapons; guns, bullets, knives, that sort of thing. Hair of gunpowder and barbed wire, eyes made of bullets. She even wore some kind of miltary uniform, albeit sleeveless. Was that her combat experience or something? Back-left's 'her' was entirely made of platinum, down to the hair and the regal dress but that didn't stop it from also bedecking itself with enough golden jewlery to put the most extravagant displays of wealth to shame, including a pompous crown and eyes of. The last 'newcomer' was fuzzy, with prominent dog ears and entirely covered in fur, and mostly blue. She looked kind of like Scyez, really.
And then there was the main body. At the point where the skirt met the bodice-or where that would have logically been, if we're comparing this crazy huge thing to a ballgown-things changed. No dolls were there, but it looked like paint of all sorts had just been messily splashed all over. Blots of paint, or perhaps colored ink. Some of the colors made her feel fuzzy to look at-like they had effects. Others... Blatantly were not colors. It all ended around the low-hanging collar of the dress (AKA the 'Berthe'), which was in this case a fanciful collar of sparkles, colors and Dolls, as if they were stitched into the dress. The dress which was her body. After the 'Berthe,' Everything was pure white, except for the actual head of this crazy thing, which looked like... Well. It stopped looking like Roxxanne and more had a passing resemblence, but it looked very pretty. It lacked features; nothing other than pure white skin, the anime-like point to suggest a nose, a mouth with beautiful rose-red lips, a upscaled version of her spectacles, and-oh, wow. Her eyes as a sue were like a television screen where no-one could decide which channel to pick and everyone kept going back to the channel with the card suits. Her eyes like this, however, had *those* eyes as mere pupils, with a soft white glow for irises and a extravagant splash of ever-shifting color (anime-style) for sclera. Her hair was a rainbow gradient as well, a singular bang crossing her head in two, the hair itself long enough to reach all the way down to where the bodice met the skirt, and dotted with gummy Snivies. Her 'sleeves,' or rather shoulders, were very poofy, but lead to an infinite amount of arms-and just beyond the giant heart, an infinite amount of tails.
Roxxanne wasn't quite sure what to make of this. Other than that her other self had a thing for being very complicated.
"...Please tell me this isn't some weird fetish I have, or someone else," Roxxanne said. "Also, why am I like this? Aren't I supposed to be something along the lines of what I think I am in my own representation of my consciousness?"
"That form is special. It is, as of right now, the form that your soul takes, exactly," the Doll said.
"... Seriously?"
"Souls are more malleable than you think. The initial form is still there-providing a framework-which Shadow Roxxanne then modified with memories into the thing you see before you," The doll said.
"Shouldn't I have known that, if you're going to be telling such a factual thing to me?" Roxxanne said. "And also, that's really creepy and weird! I don't want my soul being messed with!" Roxxanne added.
"Shadow Roxxanne knows both of those things," The doll responded
"So she wanted something as cutesy and far-removed from the original as it got, and also, she's weird! Like, seriously, this is just a bit too complicated," Roxxanne said, blinking back to her own perspective and looking down. "And what's with the purple one?" Roxxanne added.
"Well... Hrm. Shadow Roxxanne didn't quite get to choose how you look, she merely... Modified it. Technically, the real form your soul currently takes is acting like a skeleton for the more presentable 'dress' you now wear. Shadow Roxxanne really didn't know what she was doing either-her method was an application of how she formed us dolls to preexisting, err, 'consciousness.' Things only get more complicated if you take into account... Well, time is weird right now in general. Add in how realms of psyche like this one have downright weird effects on timing... It might be a part of you that hasn't yet come to be from your perspective? Fiction is weird," The doll said.
"So, you don't have an explanation either. Great. At least I'm not alone in that ...So where is she?" Roxxanne said, breifly swiping her singular bang and
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"I was going to touch upon that... Problem." Roxxanne said...? No, Roxxanne did not say that. Roxxanne's eyes darted to the source, and there, in what was a much closer approximation of her 'real world' body, was her Shadow. Her shadow looked like Roxxanne... Except she was utterly covered. Head to toe, with nothing left visible but the eyes, peering through a mask. Even then not directly-lenses. Nothing of her body could even be remotely seen, through copious blockades of light pink fabric, as if she wanted nothing to touch her. It was a clue about the nature of her antagonist... Of some kind.
"You! Ugh... What do you want now?!" Roxxanne asked.
Tazz. Honestly, I cannot thank you enough for the summary.
Apologies for missing the Alchemy thing, but damn does that help me.
Jar of Black Liquid Sorrrow && Invincible Heatstrings && The Axe = The Last Song (Level 20)
Rock and roll is the gateway the hell. The gateway to hell is also a place you do not want to be in, as it is both hellish on the outside and on the inside. It doesn't help that you are probably still going to be depressed, as Black Liquid Sorrow is mayhaps the most depressing substance known to man, elf and gnome. Not orc, however, as they have Cyan Liquid Sorrow, but disregard. Basically, if you're at the receiving end of this baby, you're dead and stuff.
The Fade && Duri Iudicis && Immortal Soul of the Muse = Robes of the Canetismancer (Level 23)
Screw SplitSuns (please do not screw SplitSuns he is a very good man and his music is superb), manipulate sound on your own! It doesn't matter whether you're the latest teen girl heart-throb or an idiot who knows not what even the simplest piano is and how it functions, this robe has magic and limbo magic and also three dimensional magic!
Welp, the Factory Chief and poor old Gunyolk bite the dust. Rest in peppermint lollipops.
Shysters are now petrified!
Firstly, Alpha turns to Roxxanne and ponders for a while, and while he knows for a fact Roxxanne has been loyal to him, he has doubts and wishes to retain his power without any single thing that could stop all of that, so he refuses but secretly keeps the idea in his head for a further time, although you're not supposed to know this.
ALPHA: Child, no.
Then he turns to Zetta and agrees with him on his points, nodding along. In the end, once Zetta halts his speech, he agrees to help whenever the problem is truly visible, although he will help bit-by-bit whenever needed as long as he is not terribly busy.
Suddenly feeling random. Maybe I'll put something random in here in a later post, for keks. Well, when there's nothing to say here, anyway.
Forging... Slot 1: In Progress
(Obsidian Swordfish || Colorless Shine && Boundless Possibility && Foresight && Aequaliter Nubila) && Tome of Coward's Lament && Projectile Sensor && Element Shift Sensor = Fish of the Brave (Lv. 20, 19/21)
What I put into here should be an obvious indicator as to what I'm making...
but in case it wasn't obvious enough, this purple flying chainsaw boatfish (Yes, BOATfish) is the bane of anyone foolish enough to be standing behind an opponent for protection, or standing some distance away, not willing to fight hand-to-hand. We're talking A-Grade bullgorilla with this weapon. On top of having the abilities of its components, it WILL ruin the day of any who even THINK about using projectiles or magic in any way, and even more so if they're hiding behind cover, meatshields or otherwise.
Heh. I probably pissed off a lot of people with just the description of this alchemy, and probably got a lot of people hating me. But do I care? Nope. I'll still be making it.
What can I say? I love making these brutal and potentially game-changing weapons.
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Huh. Looks like my hatred for cowards is actually paying off. Slot 2: In Progress
An unknown person walks up to the Alchemiter to create something... presumably in the stead of someone else...
(Ring of the Dragoon Shards (Lv. 10) && Relic Repair Bots = Ring of the Dragoon (Lv. 10)) && 7 Crystal Stars && 7 Black Soul Gems = The Unrealistic Approach (Lv. 19, 7/20)
This dangerous ring, combining the immense power of the Seven Crystal Stars, and the equivalent of 7 Human SOULs, manipulating reality constructively and destructively, and heightening one's own soul power has never been simpler. The wearer of this knows their full extent of their power reserves, but only as they wear this ring they finally are able to unleash everything they have. What the wearer gains from this is directly dependant on how strong their soul is, what their full potential is, the abilities they have... the whole nine yards, really. However, while the power of almost all of these is additive with power, the strength of the soul is the multiplication factor for all of it. So a normal human would have a multiplicative factor of 1; a normal Darkone, 1.5; and a being without a soul gets nothing out of it.
The souls used in the recipe are transferred over to the Crystal Stars; the Diamond, Emerald, 'Gold', Ruby, Sapphire, Garnet, and 'Crystal' stars; one for each, the power of the stars sealing them inside with extreme power, essentially making them a part of the stars. All of the souls were also seemingly willing to do this, none of them struggling to get out of their crystal prisons. They also made great failsafes; impenetrable on the outside, and one could only drain the power that flows out of the star's borders anyway, even with an immense understanding of magical and/or technological knowledge, making extracting the souls from it nearly impossible. And let's not forget the wielder of the ring will be watching over it constantly as to not let it fall into the wrong hands.
Thanks to the fact that a now repaired Ring of the Dragoon is the base of the recipe, the wearer will be able to turn into a dragon[kin] at will.
Slot 3: In Progress
Delta Mechaniza VIII && Ghastly Mecha && Fragments of the Star Dream Soul OS = Computing Nightmare (Lv. 23, 19/24)
I really shouldn't be making this. REALLY.
But I MUST.
Proper description coming never...?
...Eh, screwit.
Powerful mechanisms. Impervious metal. Immovable souls. These are the traits of the items that you know belong to me.
However, when combined with a program designed to destroy multiple worlds and can wipe out all life, as well as do time-space shenanigans... yeah, this is a bow and arrow you DON'T want to be ANYWHERE NEAR. I mean, unless you're the wielder, in which case, shoot as many or as few arrows as you want. Your foes wouldn't live either way.
Don't f*** with this weapon.
Slot 4: In Progress
Imagine Dragon (Lv. 10) || Phase Knife && Murasama (MGR:R) && (Fiery Greatsword && Flame of Oblivion = Ravaging Inferno) && (Frostbrand && Void Fang && Kernel of Reality = Dimensional Freeze) && A Lead Copy of The Axe = Armament Obliterator (Lv. 17, 8/18)
This time, it should work.
An impossible weapon to lock blades with, the Armament Obliterator was made for it's purpose; destroying armaments. Be them Draconium, Nothinium, or even Divinium, this blade gets the job done. However, given DtG's nature, it's unlikely to do that to Alchemies that are not in a PvP match. That would be cheap. And even then, it would only likely break them a bit, requiring multiple hits to destroy... temporarily.
Getting hit with this weapon either way would likely make normal weapons and armor just... fail and break. However, it seems like that's it's only purpose; the various deep, sharp grooves in one side of the blade and the smooth, blunt opposite side of the blade make it easy to, say, lower attack and defense of the opposing entity, but otherwise it's a weak weapon.
Charges...
Charge 1: Unrestricted
The Beginning of the End(95/150) [ALCHEMY]
Eh, screw Hush. He can wait.
This will help me more in the long run.
Charge 2: 50-point cap
Frostbite (4/50) [ENTITY]
Hell froze over.
Charge 3: 50-point cap
A giftwrapped box (32/50) [GIFT] (+3 Tazz)
But what's in the box, I wonder?
Entities...
The Forge of Evil [AG]:The Forge itself is dead. Irrelevant summons deleted.
Summons:
-Shyper: 80,000/80,000 HP (5,000 Regen), Medium attack. Costs 100 metal.
-Factory Chief: 40,000/40,000 HP, High attack, can spend turn healing the forge, poisons for 2 turns on hit. Costs 100 metal.
-Gunyolk: 100,000/100,000 HP, Massive attack, must recharge for 1 turn after attacking. Breaker Beam: IIIIII, deals an absolutely unreal amount of damage to the target, likely killing them. Costs 300 metal.
Mecha DarkSide
000/100 SOP. Lvl 5.
130,000/130,000 HP. 16/16 AP (3 Regen). 0/5 UP.
1 turn respawn time.
Current Ability List: (1/4 Passives, 1/4 Skills)
-Mecha Claw S I: Rend the target with a large, metallic claw. Your attack deals 1.25x more damage to foes under 20% HP. 4 AP.
-Overwhelm P I: Your body cools as fans turn on and your plates harden, allowing you to take 0.9x damage from foes under 50% HP. 2 AP/turn. Off.
GM Formats and Stats (updated regularly by me)
Mecha DarkSide: [AG] 130,000/130,000 HP. 16/16 AP (3 Regen). 029/100 SOP. Lvl 5. Overwhelm. (-2 AP/Turn)
Shypers: Bodyguard the Gunyolk
Factory Chief: Attack the Borg
Gunyolk: Prepare.
Actions...
Vas'ill simply nods in agreement; it's really difficult to know what's going on sometimes. It's why he's reasonably cautious at all times. Not to the levels of what Paranoid used to be, but enough to not stress out about things going wrong.
The fact that some force was lingering in Roxxanne's head; possibly a malicious one, too; intrigued him. And not in a good way, either. I guess he didn't hear that information from Paranoid yet. It was definitely a point of concern for Vas'ill; hating to see his friends in this deep of a bind, and such. Hurts him just thinking about it. "Sounds like you have some serious problems of your own... an assimilation plot definitely doesn't feel pleasing to hear about. Especially when the thing in question is inside your own head, of all places. If any of these two get out... urf."
He's probably thinking that this being within Roxxanne may be just as powerful as the 'Unending Nightmare', considering what both of them are and may end up being... and that look of hunger in Roxxanne's eyes... that was unnatural as hell, no doubt the work of this entity. Something had to be done about it, one way or another.
After about a second, and an exhale, he comes to a conclusion.
"I'll help in whatever way I can, Roxxanne. I've lost five friends already; I'm not about to let another fall to the wayside." You can hear the determination in his words; it was almost overpowering. You're certain he'll stick with it 'till the end.
"Anyway, we should be heading out. I'll tell ya more when we get there. Who knows who might be watching around here, Gimmie a sec." And it literally was a sec; it was almost as if he knew exactly where the notes should be, and how they should be organized. The glass orbs with metal were put in last. He was there and back in that timeframe, not a single thing left on the table. "Now, just hold still..."
Ah, the classic alchemy... The Plan-Ruining Sphere of Hate. Like it or not, it was there, floating straight out of Vas'ill's hammerspace like it's nobody's business. Then, a pink-purple pulse, and both were gone; the fabric of space-time quickly opening, then closing behind them as they warped from one area to another.
---TELEPORTATION SEQUENCE, WHOA---
...Nah, it was literally only a half a second in travel time. Maybe less.
Anyway, they both appeared immediately outside Room 2-66 (Floor 2, room 66); Paranoid's room. A barrier of sorts was around the door, barring an easy entry. "Well, here we are." Vas'ill walks up to the door, just before the barrier. He proceeds to morph his hand into a dragon's claw, and scratches a word in Dovahzul into the barrier, the characters disappearing before they could even be read properly. Then, when he was done, the barrier dissipates. But it will be back before long.
"If you're ready, we'll head in."
Roxxanne was undoubtedly ready, so they enter.
Mecha simply looks over at Mai, who was likely currently tearing apart the Gunyolk and Factory Chief. Though it wasn't worried at all; almost strange, considering its nature as a remorseless killer, with the only goal of self-improvement. But clearly, it was planning something else. Clearly.
The air around Mecha grows colder, as its fans rev up and remove the heat from the interior of its body. The resulting cold binds the molecules of the plates together. An optimal temperature; not so cold that the metal becomes brittle, but not so mild as to weaken the bonds. The resulting temperatures also overclock its systems, preparing extra defensive measures. In other words...
OVERWHELM activated!Current post's damage halved!
...not that I was going to do anything this time, anyway. But I guess if the Gunyolk's still living and is injured, Mecha uses the ...LOCKET on it, healing it up at least a bit.
Idunno, guess I'm not feeling very attack-y today.
Spoils & Other Chargeables...
Lance of Creation (III)
Casts Genesis.
Genesis: Deals massive holy damage to 3 entities, heals allied entities. (greatly increased damage against groups. Groups only count as 1 entity.)
"The user raises the Lance of Creation, causing a massive white cross silhouette with wings to appear. It flies above the 3 targeted entities and obliterates the area around them, as well as the entities themselves. It then heals an allied entity."
Mark of Chaos {IIIIII}
Upon use of this spoil, choose one of the Gods of the Warp - Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, or Nurgle. Depending on the chosen god, this spoil will have different effects.
Khorne: Crits three entities' next attacks by filling them with bloodlust.
Tzeentch: Deal very high (100,000) damage to an entity by throwing a blast of Warp-fire.
Slaanesh: Heal an entity for a very high (100,000) amount by knitting together their flesh. Unfortunately, they also gain several non-gameplay-effecting mutations.
Nurgle: Infect an entity with a potent version of Nurgle's Rot. This blight decreases their attack by 25% and deals 20,000 damage to them per turn, lasting for 3 turns.
...Locket [III]
When used along with the Heart... (owned by W32Coravint), performs an absolutely massive heal on one entity. Otherwise, heals a moderately high amount to one entity.
Nice Fleece Blanket /IIIIIIII/
When used, it will both shield an entity for 2 turns, AND make all their attacks inflict Blaze for 2 turns.
Suldaan - Armageddon: {III}
Sends meteors down into a foe, or multiple foes. Deals massive damage to a lone target, but can also evenly split the damage between up to 10 targets.
"As the stars shine more brightly than usual, meteor(s) begin to pierce straight through the atmospheric layers of the earth like butter. They strike the enemy, and ravage them. Other than that, you can do whatever the dump ya want with the meteors."
Leinro Fiit - Rebalance: ^III^
Buffs the attack, defense, and dodge chance of an ally, or debuffs those stats for enemies, for 3 turns. You get 5 points, able to be applied to up to 5 targets. Multiple points can be applied to the same target for greater effect. Each point increases stat adjustments by 5% each.
"The blade form of the weapon is raised. Five unstable, purple-pink beams emerge from the tip of the blade, flying in strange patterns as they travel to the target entity/(ies). As they land on their mark, the enemies affected feel badly weakened, while allies hit felt far stronger."
Ved Vozahnil - Dark Star: /IIIII/
Deals high damage to a single entity, and inflict Deteriorate on them for 2 turns.
Deteriorate: Decreases attack, and deals damage over time to current and max HP.
‘The blade is leveled directly at the target, and a massive burst of raw negative energy flies clean out of the user's body, mind, and soul, through the blade, and shot out in the form of a lance, withering the target's willpower, essence, flesh, and innards as it slices through the target's face like a boat through water. The burst is said to relieve even the most extreme of stress from the user."
W-w-well I'm back folks! I..uh...had a bit of a weird post much earlier here, but now everything is just fine and ing jolly! Right then! To work! Gotta get some stuff going. But first let me turn this microphone down, and also choose my avatar,adjust my brightness settings, gender because I want to be a girl, species because I like cat girls, age, so I'm young and cute...there we go!
Fiddling with my new orange, golden tail, and look around the battlefield, bewildered by this mess of a mess. The mother of a mess of a mess of a mess. Err right...I need an alignment...shoot dawg, who might be winning? WHy don't I be Anti-Godmodder, as the Godmodder here seems to be a huge jerk. Hmm...I gotta get some alchemies going and get some weapons...er...claws would be nice. Slot One
Red Nail Polish War Paint && Rawr Sound Effect && Plastic Claws || Real Claws == Catfight, a dangerous claw weapon that is attached to my hands. When swung, they look cool because of the war paint and they also make little Rawr! sounds because that's cute. (Level ? Charges ?/?)
Other slots...we'll save 'em for later.
Meanwhile, I look at the battlefield and try to see what's going on.
"Young and cute cat girl", you say?
Oh boy. I have a feeling you'll fit right in with these other bozos and freaks.
Good luck. You won't need it where you're going, but it's nice to have good karma anyway.
Welcome (back) Juicebox! I see you've found me here after it became evident my old game is never coming back. (Jeez, I should really return to it someday soon...)
Red Nail Polish War Paint && Rawr Sound Effect && Plastic Claws || Real Claws == Catfight, a dangerous claw weapon that is attached to my hands. When swung, they look cool because of the war paint and they also make little Rawr! sounds because that's cute. (Level 10)
Sniper Armor, lvl 3, incerases accuracy of guns Empire Earth IV, lvl 3 Disassembly,lvl 5 Thunder Stone (lvl 5) Transformation Stone (lvl 5) Two Handed Axe, lvl 7 Typhoon Sniper (lvl 7) Matlera Hook (lvl 9) Sol's Twig (lvl 10) Angelic Longbow (lvl 10) Demonic Recurve (lvl 10) Thunder Essence (lvl 15) Power Ranger Armor (lvl 15) Balladina's Poisoned Longsword (lvl 25) Ultimata Drain Rifles (lvl 26) Bold is for crafted items Italics is for gained from other things (like steal...) Underline is for found items via charges Purple: Lvl 1-5 Blue: Lvl 6-10 Light Blue: Lvl 11-15 Green: Lvl 16-20 Yellow: Lvl 21-25 Orange: Lvl 25-35 Red: Lvl 36-50
Rainbow:Lvl >50 Black: Spoil
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Charges:
Elite/Boss: Collab/Pricey: Nihil Novi (24/100)
Charge/item merge: Liberium Malicous (12/35)
Entity: Mi-Hetir (12/40)
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Alchemies:
Slot 1:
Materials&Resulting item: Fragment of Reality && TM Machine && (Leaf Blade && Blade of Grass && Fairy Dust) || HM Fly && Angel Wings && Demon Wings == Dual Blade of The Very Best
Level: 11
Progress: 11/12
Description: Whatever, someone, who decided to make it, must have nuts to create that thing. It essentially has been created from someone, who shipped both Serperior and Sylveon, and played Terraria. Yeah, that's right, that's me, Thartler. It appears to be made from grass, enchanted by light magic and with real wings on it. The item can #rekt the foes, by attacking them by voice, but when voice appears, a sharp, sword-like grass projectiles shoot out of the sword. The user then is granted wings to fly, and home in target. Seems scary, yeah?
Slot: 2
Materials&Resulting item: (Sylveon's essence && Serperior essence) && Polish Flag && PWNHammer && The Great One && Sans ashes || Undyne's Spear == The Genocidal Shipper's Spear
Level: 16
Progress: 11/17
Description: Wait, wait, I'm that shipper. The spear looks pretty simple - figure of two Pokemon on left and right side, Polish flag on middle and titanium tip. Anyways, here's function. User stabs the spear in front of foe summoning both Serperior and Sylveon ghosts, but in middle of confession, scenery suddenly changes to Polish Sejm where a random noble ghost says: "Veto! I disagree! Sejm's canceled. Go back to homes." Before the Serperior ghost uses Grass Pledge, the Sylveon Ghost uses Fairy Wind, and then the person wielding this weapon gives enemy bad time, causing both ghost attacks to hit the foe. Finally, user stabs soul of enemy roughly 13 times.
Description: It is upgrade of Typhoon Sniper, which adds two new modes. Thunder, for all needs of striking foes like robots and such, and imbue with electric, which can kinda do serious damage. And annoy the hell out from foes, and scare them, since sounds are so LOUD!
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Actions&RP:
I recover some scraps... Then the scraps grow and grow... And then I get metal tree. I drill it, plant three new, repeating until I get heaps of iron. Then I reforge every single bar and make a various of copies of Hyrule Shields... All full-iron. Then I give them to MechaDarkside, trying to give him a DEF buff...
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Stats:
HP: N/A, why do you want to know HP of invulnerable player?
Spoil Cooldown: N/A
Item Cooldown: Power Ranger Armor: ★★★★
Charges:
★ - 1
✰ - 0
♡ - ??? (coming soon(not))
♥ - ??? (coming soon(not))
Bombs: N/A, what, did you think it's 2hu? (Maybe doing it later? ✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰)
That might go on until I do something.
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Helping:
+1 Cyan
+2 Pricey
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OOC:
Had no better idea. And these stupid problems with DriverSetupUtility...
tA: But it's okay, because my new friend is here, so I wouldn't consider betraying!
Little presumptuous to assume she's your friend before having even spoken to her, but sure.
tA: You say all those things like they'll scare me off~ But I'm a big girl, it won't work on me~
Alicia laughs. With a masterful swing of her magic staff, a billion runes leap from her staff, right at the Gunyolk.
tA: Oooo, how about you~? There is someone I think you should meet, I think you will really like them~
The runes turn red, and enlarge in size.
tA: Their name is, uh... your maker~
The red runes grow to an enormous size.
tA: This is my flashy magic, but it still hurts like a tank when you get hit~
Alicia gleefully runs at the runes, which turn up. Alicia jumps in the air, giggling, and lands on a rune. It supports her weight. Alicia twirls, and the rune sparks. Alicia leaps off the rune, sending it hurtling towards the Gunyolk. When it hits the ground, right on top of it?
tA: Tee hee hee~ Ka-boom~
A cerulean explosion! The force rockets Alicia upwards...
Onto the next rune.
tA: Allez-oup~ Hiya~ I'm up here now~ Which colour next should I pick, d'ya think? Ooo, do you like yellow? I think you like yellow. Let's try yellow~
Alicia dances her way off the higher rune, her last step before falling off a confident stomp.
A rune floats below Alicia, which Alicia cartwheels on. The rune she sent down just before erupts into a Goldenrod inferno. Looks like she enjoyed that.
tA: And again~ Let's keep going~ Come on~ I know you can hold~
Alicia does a strange somersault off her new rune, and an emerald light follows quickly. She performs the splits on another rune, before catapulting herself off, allowing a burgundy explosion envelops the Gunyolk. Alicia continues performing acrobatic dances between the floating runes, sending a rainbow of detonations down to kill the Gunyolk. The explosions help Alicia stay in the air. Eventually, she runs out of runes, so, with her last leap, she targets the Gunyolk.
tA: It's me again, hiya~ I thought we could say hello... face-to-face~
Her feet land on the Gunyolk's chest-area-thing, and pulls its head if it has one up to hers. Her smile her is slightly slasher-y, but quickly, she jumps off, kicking it in the face with a flip.
tA: There~ I said hallew~ You might wanna take care of that burn, though...
On the Gunyolk's chest, the presumed shell has melted in, and in the shape of Alicia's shoes. Alicia's standing on it must have branded the Gunyolk with her shoes.
tA: Nya~
Alicia then walks back to the new friend she hasn't spoken to yet, and finds more people. Xtrullor, the Brimstone Fae and the girl in the Sigma shirt.
tA: More friends~? Hiya, new friends~ You can be my friends too~
Alicia is a bit of an idiot.
tA: We can all talk later, k? I wanna meet my other new friend too~ I'm sure we'll be good friends~ Okay guys? Talk to ya later~
Alicia waits for Roxxanne to snap back into herself so they can talk. She's a patient good girl.
ACTION SUMMARY:
Alicia creates an rainbow of explosive runes.
SPECIAL ATTACKS:
UNCAPPED Magical Girl Index: 2/100
Irritation: 12/50 (+4 from Alpha, +3 from Emerald, twice)
Shadow Boxing: 2/50
ALCHEMIES:
My last four were instants. I have four open slots.
Heartcore && ((Blood && Poison && Ruby = Venom Ruby) && (Blank Runic Slate && (Thunder && (Water && Soul = Liquid Life) = Living Thunder) = Rune of Wrath) = Crystalline Bloodlust) && (Black Magic && Ink = Bent Ink) && ((Thread of Fate && Blood of Legends = End's Knife) && Reality's Focus = Real Knife) && (Blank Polaroid Photo && Memory of Family = Photo of Onii-chan) = Heart's Edge
HEART'S EDGE: A glittering, red and black knife, with a golden-heart on the end. If it hits, it causes despair, and scars more upon the Psyche than the body. It brings forth the memory of loved ones, and twists memories into something evil. Contorted. Usually involving the deaths of said people. This knife can also wound people appearing in those memories as well, through burning through the gates of reality. The heart on the end opens to a photo of Alicia and her big brother, and can be used to calm anyone who sees it.
Silver Sapphire Staff ++ Sin = Safaia
Alicia's signature staff. She might be a little disappointed at the low base level... she might upgrade it later.
[+1 to all charges, alchemies, and charged alchemies due to missing out on charging stuff up on a post.]
Sonja Horah [SUMMON] [16/25] =====
Bad God Men, Nasty Demons [VIOLATION] [50/50] ========== [+12 from JOE]
Giving JOE A Lot Of Money: Phase 1 [SUMMON] [4/25] =====
+3 to Hez.
(even more assists: +6 Hez, +9 Joe, +1 Cobalt)
CONSUMER + HEZETOR: (Nano Blades || Scissors) && Shard of Reality && Saurite && Amulet of the Bad God == Reality Cutting Scissors (Level 25: 4/26) [VIOLATION] CONSUMER: Aura Projector && Hands of Mukae Emukae* && Twilight's Manuscript** && Grief Seed && Shard of Canon - Uzi's Inclinations*** == Antithesis (Level ?: 1/??) ABE: A SWORD CAPABLE OF ENDING THIS PATHETIC REALITY && Bow && Slingshot == A BOW CAPABLE OF ENDING THIS PATHETIC REALITY (Level 20: 4/21)
*Mukae Emukae: Somebody with an ability - the minus "Raff-Raffelesia" - that rots away everything that they make contact with.
**Twilight's Manuscript: Full of Bad Writing Energies. And also the godmodder's favourite novel. dammit.
***Shard of Canon - Uzi's Inclination: This one's free, I guess.
Antithesis: there once was a girl, with eyes stained of hate,
she killed ten a day and claimed the title reprobate,
she wanted no threat,
so she made an aura of death
- her descendants can't be caught by a devil's bait
Antithesis is a device of some sort, that radiates pure, unparalleled, disgust, depravity, something that stains reality. It makes anybody not immune and in their right mind hate to bear to stand next to the wielder, a violation of reality itself, repelling and dispelling anyone who attempts to assault the enemy.
I'm giving out alchemies or giving shard requests, on a whim, to anyone who assists me continuously (for more than five seconds), to help kickstart my evil, evil, evil plans and the rebellion against BADGODSONG.
If you give me assists or generally just help me out, enjoy your free alchemies! I'll always leave a slot for myself, and they'll probably take a while, but if you assist me more I can speed them up, especially if I don't have a charge marked [VIOLATION], or if you ask me!
LEVELLING SYSTEM
Stacks of A LOT OF MONEY: 20,000. (+130,000 from Post One, +10,000 from Post Two, -120,000 from Piononukes (x2))
Permanent Party Members: 1 / 4.
Hezetor looks over Azrael, Angel of Deathand decides to weaken him out a bit.
First of all he takes some of the air around him and starts to manipulate the oxygen in there via telekinesis he grabs the neck of the Azrael and starts to strangle him a bit making him hang, lifting him from the ground, as his necks contorts and twists around the invisible gas, as the creature is slowly killed by the very thing that needs to live Hezetor realizes that this is not quick enough as a type of death, first of all he impales the wings of the angel with two perfectly rectangular pieces of metal then he slowly moves his hand covered by the silver-grey armour and in a single motion the Angel of Death is lifted from the ground to the sky above, as he gains altitude the oxygen strangling him starts to disappear as the air gets more and more rarefiedwhen he reaches the right altitude the the grip on his neck finally stops, sadly that was what was keeping him from falling, as the slow and painful death goes away a quick and still quite painful approaches rather quickly, the Angel starts to fall to his death watching the ground coming closer and closer and drawing his last breath in the oxygen that was about to kill him.
Clearly just making him fall wasn’t enough for Hezetor, so he decides to materialize a simple spear in the exact spot where Azrael would fall ensuring a perfect impaling of the creature.
Hezetor notices someone on the battlefield, at first he quite doesn't trust what he is seeing, then checks what the person says, how they talk and some more things and he realizes that the Alicia he knows is standing right here in this battlefield, he gets relatively closer to her and talks in his usual serious manner: "Alicia Charlotte Geraldson what are you doing there? I thought you cared for your own life, didn't your brother warned you about the risks of this conflict? And beside that, why are you standing close to that maniac of Alpha? Come here before something bad happens." he is not polite as usual, why can't he be a polite person?
Free alchemies that I can make.
Sphere ++ Time = Iericames
Sphere ++ Space = Karifet
Sphere ++ Mind = Ocuriator
Sphere ++ Life = Thuriles
Sphere ++ Death = Loexaf
Now my headcanon with spheres rather than weapons, a weapon, say a sword, when imbued with an element is partially attuned with it, its blade does "normal" damage and damage of that element and can kinda manipulate the element it is imbued with, now what I think of these spheres is that they are tools of manipulations, they can't attack directly, but they can manipulate their element in a better way, with much more precision and intensity, surpassing the ability to control their own element that a simple weapon usually has.
That's how I see these things at least.
Scythe of (Eardrum) Death 4/4
Conga Drums 3/3
Anarchist's Cookbook 5/5
Uncapped: 14/150
14/25
14/25 +3 from Consumer
+2 to W32
+1 Consumer
(Modular Armor && Battle Suit) || ( Nano Orb of Pure Energy && Miniature nuclear reactor && Solar Panels && Quantum Nano Comupter && Titanium && Orichalcum && Neutronium && Perfectioned exoskeleton && Recycling System && Anti Gravity Device&& Plasma shielding device) = Hezetor Armor Mk 1 (Level 25: 11/26)
Sword of sunder absorption && Caledfwlch && Termination && Module of Total Manipulation && Unbreakable Katana = Avaritias (Level 25: 11/26)
The Power Glove || Small Gear from mechanus && Sacred Stone && Control Matrix && Quantum Computer && Keys of the Stars && Pienal of Warpidio = Chirotheca Dominatus (Level 25: 10/26)
Ion Beacon is already claimed, sorry.
You create four level 10 spheres, we will just pretend you did the last one in your next post because of the four alchemy at a time rule.
Azrael is double-dead now.
==> Assail
Heliotrope Talons of Lightning at the ready, I charge at the Borg. Flash-stepping past them to stab them in the back with the electrified claws, I proceed to attack again, a simple swipe of a hand accompanied by the appearance of a fighting game's combo meter, already up to two hits. Two more flash steps, two passing scratches, and the meter increases to four... I become a blur of motion moving around the Borg, just enjoying the slowly climbing numbers until they reach ninety-nine, at which point I simply wanderer off, leaving the combo counter to explode just above them.
Alchemiter:
Mourning Claws && Heliotrope Talons of Lightning= Claws of Somber Lightning (Level 15) 4/16
Shattered Sburb Disk || Blank Notebook = Scratch Note (Level 20) (3/21)
[PG] tag && [AG] tag || Sword && Blank Spellbook = ???
Inventory:
Storm Lord's Seal Coat of the Witch's Son
Mourning Claws
Beastmaster's Burning Heart Heliotrope Talons of Lightning
Charges:
Rain-Drenched Flames: 23/25
Leviathan and Behemoth's Embrace: 22/50
New Charge: 12/100
A tear in the world appears. A young man comes out, and the tear seals itself. It worked. He couldn't believe it. He remembers... things he would rather forget. Looking around, he sees a Godmodding war, but in particular, he sets his eyes on The Godmodder. He remembers defending him, and right now, he sees that The Godmodder's HP is low. He knows what must be done.
The Godmodder's HP must not fall down to 0.
The young man attacks the nearest entity, a wastewalker, with
Alchemy 1: Entropy++Sword=Entropic Sword
a sword that tears apart whatever it can cut, it feels familiar in his hands. Searing heat and freezing cold spots are present along the blade, as a result of randomly distributing energy around it.
He keeps on hacking at it, even after it has fallen. He is wearing
Alchemy 2: Darkness++Cloak=Twilight Cloak
a tattered cloak, he recalls it protecting him well in the past. He feels that he could be both anywhere and nowhere at all. He is also wearing
Alchemy 3: Soul++Scarf=Mysterious Scarf
a scarf around his neck. He feels comfortable with it on, as an assurance that things will turn out just fine. In addition, he also has
Alchemy 4: Magic++Book=Spellbook
a book that seems to be overflowing with Magic. Predictably, he can cast spells from it.
CHARGES
1: 1/50
2: 1/50
3: 1/???
What's going on?
This character is the same character I posted as in 0rigins. I think that's pretty obvious. He is fighting under PG because he thinks this Godmodder is the same one in 0rigins. Technically, that's half-true, but Alpha probably won't look a gift horse in the mouth, will he?
All of your alchemies are given the Level 10 treatment.
Alpha sees that he has a new ally and turns to him, obviously not wanting a weakling to side with him.
ALPHA: Hmph. I see you think that you know what you are doing.
ALPHA: Well, I am here to declare that you do not. Frankly, nobody does.
ALPHA: This is a very difficult path you are choosing. One full of danger. One full of regrets. One full of repeated death.
ALPHA: If you still choose to side with me, welcome to a hell worse than anything you have ever imagined.
Oh, you wanna know what this game is about?
It's just a bunch of people having a bunch of fun, no complex plot, for the last 218 pages.
I guess there might be plot. I guess there might be plot cancer.
But that isn't what the game is about. The name's Vor, the Voice of Reason, but you can call me Mister White Guy or something like that if you so wish.
You're gonna see me control a bunch of things as the official GM. Nothing crazy has really happened. For now.
My ultimate goal is to bring peace and balance to everything, although I am not very good at it as you can see.
That's fine though. I can do it if I try hard enough. I mean, I'm trying right now.
Oh, you wanna know what this game is about?
Hah. That's funny. There hasn't been any semblance of plot for the last 218 pages.
I guess I might be plot. I guess I might be plot cancer.
But that isn't what the game is about. The name's Di, the Destruction Incarnate, but you can call me Mister Red Guy or something like that if you so wish.
You shouldn't really be bothered by me or my actions... For now.
My ultimate goal is to... uh... break reality as we know it.
I have a very good reason for that. One that I will not inform you about just yet.
Slot 1
Glitchy USB From A Different Timeline && (Standard Battle Android && Glitch Essence) && (Corrupster USB && HxD USB) && MetaCuil Abstraction Device f= Battle Gynoid EXE 5.0.7 (Level 22, 7/23)
A girl who may or may not be oddly familiar to some of you, upgraded and in battle android form. In a still coherent looking but glitchy form, she seems to be able to corrupt anything she wills into glitching into something entirely different. She can also be meta as heck. Slot 2
({Recreate: Magical Anime Girl Golem (Shizuki-chan)} || Standard Battle Android) && (Essence of SCP-285's Hax && (HackerTyper USB (SCP Look and Feel) && Anomalous Digital Input Interface)) && (Detachable Robot Arm && USB 3.0 Port && HDMI Connector && PS/2 Keyboard and Mouse Ports && 256-Pin Connector) = Battle Gynoid SCP-2223-A (Level 20, 21/21), DONE!
A gynoid in an anime uniform, who looks rather familiar to some of you. She can hack into any electronic device connected to a network and can also hack reality to a small degree. She also has a detachable arm which is attached via several ports.
Mirei Hayasaka (Idolm@ster Cinderella Girls) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && (Metallic Robot Left Hand && Eternal Singularity (Avaritia: Eternal Singularity mod) && MIniature Energy Sphere Generator) && (Metallic Robot Right Hand && SCP-2207 && Extensible Claws && Essence of the Elemental Planes) = Battle Gynoid Mirei Hayasaka (Level ?, 7/?) (+1 from Pricey, +3 from SilentStorm, +2 from Hezetor) Slot 3
Kagerou (Kantai Collection) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && Quadruple Cord Attachment Points && ((SPAMR Launcher (MineFactory Reloaded) && Chemical Thrower (Immersive Engineering)) && (Double Compressed Torcherino (Torcherino) && Augment: Space-Time Flux Unifier (Thermal Expansion) && Overclocker Upgrade (IndustrialCraft^2))) = Battle Gynoid Kagerou (Level 25, 7/26)
A 1:1 scale gynoid of Kagerou from Kantai Collection. In addition to her standard weapons in her remodeled form, she has four fully controllable cords extending from her back that can connect to various weapons, one of which is permanently connected to a rocket launcher that fires chemical-spraying rockets. I don't even know how she stays upright, she just does. Slot 4
Ibuki Mioda (Super Danganronpa 2) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && (Electric Guitar && SCP-219) && 10x USB Port Array && ((Energy Condenser (Equivalent Exchange 2) && Metal Former: Wire) && Handless Robotic Left Arm) = Battle Gynoid Ibuki Mioda (Level 20, 7/21)
A 1:1 scale gynoid of Ibuki Mioda from Super Danganronpa 2. Her left hand is missing, in its place a large amount of wires of all types that she can extrude infinitely at will. Connected by a fully controllable wire next to a series of inset USB ports on her right shoulder is a custom electric guitar, which can produce resonant frequencies of literally any material and even multiple materials at once and direct them at a specific point. She also can stay upright despite having several meters of wire and an electric guitar attached to her. Don't ask how.
Charges Project Factory (15/100)
Project Robot Waifu Harem/Main.java (16/50)
Project Robot Waifu Harem/vocaloid/YuzukiYukariV4.java (6/50)
+3 JOEbob Project Factory Bid - REMINDER THAT PROJECT FACTORY IS STILL A THING!!! GIVE ME YOUR ASSISTS IF YOU WANT STUFF!
Cyanogynist (19)
Pricey12345 (17)
Battlefury13 (9)
teag2 (6)
Feel free to bid when editing your posts. I will edit them into this post.
Action
I force the Borg to answer the following questions:
1. What position is the point 9.32% along the length of a Hilbert curve filling the area defined by a square with opposite corners (0, 0) and (1.55, 1.55)? 2.n points are defined on the surface of a p-sphere. Every set of p points defines a segment of (p-1)-space. Let q be the number of distinct segments of p-space bounded by the segments of (p-1)-space defined by each subset of n points. Find the general formula for the smallest value of n for which which q < 2ⁿ⁻¹. 3. What is the complex number a+bi with the largest integer value of |a| and the smallest non-zero integer value of |b| such that it lies on a circle of integer radius between 65 536 and 131 072? 4. What is the smallest composite number s such that s mod 40n is prime for all prime numbers 4 < n < 18? 5. Given that P₁ through P₅ are 5 points at integer coordinates in 3-space equidistant from the origin O(0, 0), find the smallest possible distance from the origin of the five points given the restriction that if rays are drawn passing through each point, with direction vectors where the x, y, and z components are 0, 1, or -1, such that twenty-six such rays are drawn not including the ray with a zero direction vector, no other point lies on any ray.
While it's busy solving these problems, I prove the existence of an explosion that damages the Borg.
No.
Just no.
The Borg explodes and takes 20,000 damage.
Then rebuilds itself.
And explodes again, taking another 20,000 damage.
And then rebuilds itself again.
The Power Glove || Small Gear from mechanus && Sacred Stone && Control Matrix && Quantum Computer && Keys of the Stars && Pienal of Warpidio = Chirotheca Dominatus (Level 25: 12/26)
Current Inventory: Pocket Dimension
Pocket Dimension: Inventory And Protection (Clothing that both holds items and keeps the wearer safe) (Equipped)
Final Resort: Go Out With A Smile (Kamikaze style) (Inactive)
Explosive Ammo M2 Browning (wepon) (Equipped)
Item Descriptions
Pocket Dimension - A nice suit. The fabric appears to be partially shielded by a thin layer of distorted space, which somehow does not change the colour of the suit in any way. There is a pocket on the suit, which looks like it would only be able to store a few pens, but is clearly capable of holding many many more things besides just something that small.
Final Resort - One cannot see this item normally. However, with the ability to see the soul of a being, one would find the shocking sight of the woman's soul, currently more resembling that of a dead person and hooked up to a large and complex mess of mechanical parts. It's also linked to the rest of her body via completely unseen tethers. Upon activation of the machinery, which appears to only be possible if the woman smiles, the machinery will proceed to harness the energy of her soul to perform a truly massive and formidable explosion of Oblivion energies, annihilating everything and everyone near her. Unfortunately, she's not immune to the explosion herself, and picking up the pieces of her soul after she's used her Final Resort might take a while...
Explosive Ammo M2 Browning - Not much to say here. This appears to be a regular M2 Browning machine gun, only with ammunition that explodes on contact in a firey blaze, capable of easily destroying fleshier constructs and blasting holes open in lighter armored vehicles. Relatively ordinary for DTG standards, but it still is quite formidable to most low-to-mid-tier entities.
The woman in a suit takes a moment to look around the battlefield once again, then seeing as she landed next to the Godmodder, she immedaitely locks in her role as being PG. After her side has been chosen, she quickly looks at what the enemy entities consist of to identify a target. Her target has been chosen in short order, and now is the time to test out her first weapon...
She takes aim with the Explosive Ammo M2 Browning, carefully peers down an ironsight mounted on the gun to carefully line up her shots, then begins opening fire, a number of high-speed bullets rocketing through the air towards the Gunyolk. The poor possibly-egg-based creature would soon find itself being buffeted by firey hot explosions all around itself, the majority of the shots having been aimed perfectly to crack against the Gunyolk's body, with most of the other ones being apparently intended to give nearby bodyguards a strong incentive to stay out of the way. That incentive being risk of explosive bullets to the face. Which are painful, as it turns out. And also quite destructive.
collab pls/Possible Elite 30/100
My helper: (Entity/Ally) 30/30
I put the Dimensional door on the floor then the door opens itself, showing an nameless human male priest with an shield on his back while he got an staff with an shield on top of his staff.
The Shield Priest [AG] Health: estimated 350,000 Summons an barrier with an durability of 25,000 also used to protect an target Reinforced Barrier: Takes 3 turns before generating an stronger version which will have 80,000 durability Obsidi-steel Barrier: Takes 7 turns before generating the strongest version which has 200,000 durability
Passive: Shield on back: Reduces damage taken by 10% however he needs to be protected by then
MEATSHIELDS PLS (Entity/Ally) 25/25
I slam another Dimensional door on the floor then the door opens itself, showing an golem made of flesh
That Flesh Golem again... [AG]
Health: probably very high.
Attack: Very low.
Flesh Regeneration: It repairs itself, healing 25% of it's health however it can take 2 turns before activating it
Rage: It flies into rage, massively increasing damage for 2 turns before it stops also it can take 4 turns before activating it
Reformation: (Only for Small Flesh Golems and Tiny Flesh Golems) It will take 5/7 turns before it reforms back to normal
Passive A: Self Repair: Restores 5% of it's health per turn
Passive B: Splits itself: When if it's health is down to 0, it will split into 2 small Flesh Golems (1/4th of the Flesh Golem's stats) however if one of those dies, splits into 2 tiny Flesh Golems (1/4th of the small Flesh Golem's stats) also the tiny flesh golem will die after it's health is down to 0.
I take assists for something. (Possibly another entity summon) 5/25 +4 from Thartler
My own thing (LEVELING) 1/50
Remaining power of the snapped Twig of Fate && Mystical Seal && Status Effect Gem && Powered Staff II Blade = Curse of Fates and Death 26/26 (Causes 1 to 3 random Status effects that are randomized including Gravcrush, XBONIC Plague and Mark of Dog)
I just got this thing also it might take a turn to charge up after it has been used
Protective Armour && Super-powered Silver && Anti-Status Effects Gem && Blessing of the Silver Guardian = Silver Guardian's Protective Armour [EE] 26/30 (Counts as Level 25) (Part of the Anti-Power Creep set. The Armour can give a Entity 25% Damage Resistance to anything and 25% status effect resistance (including XBONIC Plague) for 2 turns and has a cooldown of 3 or 4 (Level 25 Alchemies usually has a post cool-down before use but this will be longer))
Current Saga: I do believe that Canon is dead. (Possibly the final saga before the last act begin also I am currently in the 3rd act (After the chaos and the fall of the city in the end of Act 2 but I am not sure about it...))
Current Arc: Harlequin
Before Action/RP Trash: Bleh
Action: I punch the Canoe King in the face, breaking an canoe in a process.
Zerisek activates Imported Goods, sending a package contains an entity from another world.
The barrier priest generates the barrier on Danny DeVito.
The flesh golem I have called in protects the barrier priest.
+1 to piono, W32Coravint and Thartler
Support me if you want.
Blah’s Power Core. Cooldown in turns: 2/8. [SPOIL OF WAR] Pineapple Device: Cooldown in turns: 3/3. [SPOIL OF WAR]
Scythe-blaster of the moon dragon. CD in Turns: 0/3 [Level 50]. It can be used to slice a target for high damage or it can be also used to heal a target for a high amount.
Magic Charge Pendent. Charge storage: 7/10 charges (charges every turn). [Level 50] If I use it on a foe, it deals lots of damage but weakened when if I use it with 1 lesser charge
Sword of Git Gud (Known as SoGG) CD: 1/2 [Level 25] Charge: THE MINI RECKONING 5/7 (You must use the Weapon 7 times to activate this charge) Fully Charged Runepaw's Gauntlet CD: 2/2 [Level 25] Current Runes: 8/25 Ice, Ice, Fire, Fire, Damage, Shadow, Fire (USING), Light. Storm Firey Bullet Blaster CD: 2/2 [Level 25] Has the 20% chance of Burning or 5% chance of Napalming (Stronger version of Burning) Liquid Death [Level 10] Rust [Level 16] BSU Flame Blaster CD: 0/3 [Level 25] This flameblaster can instantly cause a high damage burn for 2 turns with a cooldown of 3 turns. Super Deal With It Glasses [Level 7] (NERFED DUE TO CURSE OF REPETITIVENESS)
When the Gauntlet has been used, Generates up to 3 Runes per Action or (1 to 3 Runes per Action This is Random you know.) Also, It can hold up to 25 Runes (Ooh that's cool! but sometimes can be one of the most powerful Level 25 Items in the game due to these)
Fire: Deals very high damage to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally for much more HP when used.
Damage: Deals heavy damage to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals high damage to the enemy when used, high chance of freezing. (Can be used on stupid high-damaging entities and some power-creep entities)
Thunder: Deals medium damage to 3 select enemies when used, medium chance of paralysing.
Light: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the dark/shadow enemy when used.
Shadow: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the light enemy when used.
I know the Light and Shadow Runes can be pretty complicated but here are the buffing Runes
Attack Buffer: Gives 25% Attack increase for 3 turns when used on the ally.
Defence Buffer: Gives 25% Defence increase for 3 turns when used on the ally
Dodge: Gives 25% Dodge Rate for 3 turns when used on the ally.
MLG (I cannot think enough MLG Stuff...): Deals extreme damage to the enemy (massive damage to 2 enemies or very high damage to 3 enemies) and reduces 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the enemy it inflicted (10% All stats on 2 enemies and 5% All stats on 3 enemies) or heals the ally for so much HP and gives 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the ally. 1/100 chance of creating the rune also, it is extremely rare as well (probably for balance reasons)
Crack The Sky: /1/3\ Jormungandr/Destiny's Call: <5/5> The Queener: [0/5] (1/2) TARGET: Zerisek The Infinity Edge: {2/4} Runes Stored: no Chorus Mortis: (2/4)
+3 to DarkSide
Shield of the Godslayer [GS]: 43/100
Revenge of the Mercenary System [LEVELING SYSTEM]: 32/50
Project Early Access Pionobot [ASCENSION]: 50/50 (LCKD)
NEW! What They Teach You At Harvard Business School && What They Don't Teach You At Harvard Business School = ??? (Level ?) (21/?)
I just had to do this thing.
T.I.M.E. F.C.U.K. (Level 10) && Meta Titan Essence = C.A.N.O.N. F.C.U.K (Level 22) (14/23)
Stands for Corrupted reAlity NavigatOr's Nuclear First-Class regorillaery Kit. Basicaly the TIME FCUK but on steroids, and does the opposite of ungorillaing time now.
Defective Game Grid Token (KoL) || FDKOL Fire Axe (KoL) = Grid-Axe of Loathing (Level 14) (4/15)
You acquire an effect: Video... Games? (duration: 5 Adventures)
NEW!Stack of Empty Bullets || (Silver Bar && Wood && Hard-Light Plating && Kryptonite Ingot && Yellow (don't ask why) && Vin Diesel (again, don't ask why) && AIDS = Multi-Purpose Bullets (Level ?) (2/?)
It revolutionizes the world of bullets; made from silver, wood, light, Kryptonite, yellow, Vin Diesel, and, most importantly, AIDS. Too many times have people been shot only to recover and live a full life. Multi-purpose bullets will bring that to an end. These bullets can stop vampires, werewolves, evil sentient shadows, Green Lantern, and Superman...if they so happen to exist and so happen to be attacking you or you so happen to be hunting them. Also, you can throw them if you don't have a gun, as they have explosive tips.
--Spellthief (SUMMONED)
HP: 420,000
Attack: 30,000
Active: Sappin' Mah Knawledge - Up to 10 charges stored. Can copy one active and passive ability. For actives, 1 charge used per 1 charge on the active. For passives, 1-5 charges used based on the passive's intensity (the GM decides). The copied abilities can be swapped out with other ones of the same types.
Passive: Greater Focus - While not attacking or using Sappin' Mah Knawledge, the Spellthief gets double charge speed for Sappin' Mah Knawledge.
Passive: Salt Level Stabilization - Sappin' Mah Knawledge can't copy Skirmish Maneuvers entities' actives and passives.
---- Entity Actions: Spellthief copies Highest Point on Venuz.
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The Katana. The Curse of a man that's gotten folded/gone through hell and back many times to be who he is now, and whose reputation became ruined by a group of people called weeaboos. That description, that Curse, rightly belongs to the Euphorer, whose name has been thrown into this hell of fake-as-gorilla mad-lib lore that was written while high, by two burnouts named Mordecai "Marty" Bellum, and me. Paco. The narrator in this account.
If you're somehow reading this, Euphorer, sorry pal.
The Katana. A mediocre weapon from what we thought was a cool place, now in the hands of idiots on the internet. Yeah, that's right. Well, there's your description, Binary. nlyhalfjoking:
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Marty's still watching from Aetheria. "Thank God the trickster gorilla is over."
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The sigma girl and the alraune are still floating in the air. ">= Well, okay. See ya later."
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Xtrullor completely screws up the Borg's programming with a direct application of Krakensbane, a glitch-element digital sword, in its general direction.
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My inventory, project and Arena Cue can be found here.
@Sir Juicebox Welcome back, I think! Things have really changed. 5 free alchemies are yours, by the way: Just put in an alchemy to the effect of "(Item) ++ (Element) = ???" and you will get it instantly. Item can be anything nonbioloigcal and physical, and Element can be anything you can think of.
@DCCCV: Welcome! Sorry 0 closed so abruptly. Hopefully you'll like it here. Our current target as a PG faction is the Gunyolk, if you need something directed to do.
This game is complicated-that goes for both of you as you're both newcomers! So my best advice is to just take it at your own pace and figure out how to do things slowly, rather than trying to copy the more fancy players off the bat.
@Hezetor offer still stands on the arena battle even though it would probably just a silly bout between Hez and Roxxy to see who gets to eat the other, or something.
Seaspray: |III| (much like Dust Storm, creates a wave that crashes against the rocks on the ground throwing a cold spray up in the faces of the target, decreasing their accuracy for a round or two.)
Splash: |IIIII| (hit the opponent with that big wave from seaspray, dealing damage and inflicting Wet, which decreases accuracy by a tiny bit)
Water Whip: {7/7 ammo} (You pull the water in the air up into a cyllinder around the tip of the staff, creating a low hit point water tentacle that increases your attack power while its still alive.)
Whirlpool: {4/4 ammo} (Traps an entity in a whirlpool for 3 rounds, dealing DoT and causing them to deal half damage to anything that's not also caught in the whirlpool.)
Tidal Wave: |IIIIIIII|{2/2 ammo} (Summons an enormous tidal wave that crashes into three target entities, dealing heavy damage and inflicting waterlogged, which halves the strength of all outgoing effects AND lowers accuracy by a little bit.)
Diluvium: |IIIIIIIIII| {1/1 Ammo} {Tidal Wave Uses: 0/2} (Targets the entire field, inflict waterlogged on EVERYONE and deal heavy damage to all enemies, light damage to all allies.)
Uncapped! The Climax: 125 / 150 (+3 from DCCCV, +1 from Sp33don)
Unforgiven: 14 / 50.
Deicide Squad: 44 / 50.
A Rock from Limbo && Liquid Death && Zweihander = The Grayscale (Level 14: 11/15)
Chronologically-Enhanced Luminite && IDPD Plasma Minigun && Glove of an IDPD Elite Heavy = The Complete Ejection (Level 20: 5/21)
Tear of Black Liquid Sorrow && Creative Energies && (Fragment of the Limbo Gatekeeper's gauntlet || Whole Gauntlet) = Charon's Hand (Level 18: 5/19)
NEW: Jar of Black Liquid Sorrow && Invincible Heartstrings && The Axe = The Last Song (Level ?: 2/?)
PREVIEW: The Fade && Duri Iudicis && Immortal Soul of the Muse = ??? (Level ?)
The Fade (Level 15): A stealth suit created from the combination of Traho with extremely powerful stalker systems; a sleek green and nearly-black plate that is extraordinarily form fitting, offers incredible assistance to both close and long-range combat, comes with built-in cloaking technology as well as a jetpack for full 3-dimensional flight in pure silence, to say nothing of the extreme Gravity powers that this possesses.
Duri Iudicis: A robe imbued with the powers of Limbo. Strictly magical in nature, it allows its wearer to pull Limbo's signature style of combat; taking attacks (in this case strictly magical) and using them against your foes. By absorbing magical attacks, the wielder of this robe can copy and wield the magical powers used against them-including in wild combinations.
Immortal Soul of the Muse: Part of an outdated alchemical system that Toast once did. The intended point was to infuse alchemies with the associated power, but I never got around to infusing this to anything. In any case: This particular essence utilizes Sound and Music. You can see why a stealth suit might want to be able to control Sound and Music.
I understand that the Elemental Infuser exists, I'm just wondering what exactly this can pull. And Infinity is a really strong element.
Expanding this a bit. A note: If it has parenthesis or curly brackets around its name, it's still locked.
Also, in case you're noticing discrepancies from the linked pastebin; Crys has allowed me to do some mild shuffling of the Class Levels, mostly making the 4th level Big Scenes come later than the other lower-level techniques.
Hate Within: 35% chance of minicrit on Hostiles for all of your Entities as well as yourself. If chance procs while minicritting, upgrades to crit. If procced while critting, crit is not expended. Only works on Hostiles.
Determination: His Entities resist all Mind Controls successfully. (Zetta and the crew can't be MC'd to begin with, because they're players.)
(Providence): His Entities have an additional 25% resistance to any status effect that would cost them their turn. CR7
(Faking it): Zetta doesn't die on having HP turned to 0, but rather retreats tactically. He respawns 1 action sooner because he's gotten good at it at this point. (if he's the first to respawn on TPK he can act immediately.) CR11
(Bloodborne)CR4/(Red River)CR6/(Vein Matters)CR11/(Baptism of Blood)CR14
(The Sight)CR8/(Grim Knowledge)CR10/(Psychoanalyze)CR13/(Evil Within)CR15
{Beast Within} CLASS RANK 5
{Your Best Nightmare} CLASS RANK 9
{Cut You Down} CLASS RANK 13
Pulchritude: His Entities have a 10% chance of minicritting randomly.
(Grim Times): Attackers have a 5% chance of Terror upon hitting Grimsby. CR3.
(Blood Rally): If harmed, Grimsby and his entities can attack the entity responsible. If successful, a third of the damage dealt is transferred back as HP. CR7.
(Lead by Example): His Entities have a 30% chance of minicritting if attacking an entity he has attacked that turn. CR11.
Mai [PG]: 150,000/150,000 HP +1 AC. Level 1: CR1.
The Arsenal/(Orbital)CR2/(Glass)CR5/(Dust)CR9
Will of Steel/(Unyielding)CR3/(Terminator)CR6/(The Stand)CR10
(Japonophile)CR4/(Name of the Moon)CR7/(Z)CR11/(One Punch Woman)CR13
(The Forge)CR8/(Prototype)CR12/(Beta Testing)CR14/(Mass Production)CR15
{The Steeline} CLASS RANK 5
{Mugen Mulligan} CLASS RANK 9
{Gravity Hurts} CLASS RANK 13
War Machine: 5% Damage increase and 1 AC point that cannot be ignored.
(Bombardment): +5,000 damage on all attacks that hit multiple targets you make. Applies to all targets. CR3
(Flexible Form): 15% chance of ignoring any status condition that causes a loss of action. If successful, all other effects of that status condition are also nullified for that turn. CR7
(Self-Repair): 10,000 HP Regen per turn, cannot be nullified. CR11.
ACTION SUMMARY:
- Mai keeps attacking the Gunyolk with sheer extreme prejudice.
(GM can safely ignore the rest)
-more RP with @DarkSide and @Sp33d0n ! -Chi finally gets to the Arena of Aetheria! I didn't forget you!nope not yet CHI UNCANCELLED
-Roxxanne and Shadow Roxxanne things continue!
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I wish that I had time for a more colorful attack but I had ideas for RP sooner than I had ideas for an attack. Figures. Mai will just generically do the rapid-fire-fisticuffs thing on the Gunyolk, because that's always at least a little bit more creative than a single punch. ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAAAAA!
Except, I actually do! It's a fakeout! Mai punctuates her pristine piston-like pummeling with a prismatic burst of premium photokinetic energies from Miracle (Level 25 Alchemy!), powering pretty pristine beams of photons to power through the pugilist's fists into the pitiful pudding the enemy pawn would soon become. Adding alliterative attacks actually amplifies antagonistic agony absolutely!
She then broke any sense of alliteration and pulled out Navitas Nox (Level 10) to create a simple, if devastatingly effective, twin beams of absolute light. The Gunyolk tasted irony in that moment. It was extraordinarily bitter, with hints of lime, beef, and the searing torment of a thousand suns melting its metallic skin. The Gunyolk had to wonder if this was the end, but no-not yet! The Gunyolk realized that the laser had died down but the burning sensation remained! To its horror, it realized it was suddenly on a massive frying pan, the heat was on to max, and that hints of lime and beef thing were not in fact random descriptors as lime juice was being poured onto its eyes by some shady Greater Cooking Elemental! And it was sprouting some of the worst french the (actually french) Gunyolk had ever heard! Oh, the agony! "Haro, joueurs de cette belle Détruisez le jeu Baddo God Man, sauf que ce n'est pas le dieu God Man ando jasuto Godmodder! Pour ~ udi, nous allons mēku et goûter le plat Gunyolk à base de plantes généreuses et les notes de citron! Purīzu, faites attention lorsque je tourne la chaleur jusqu'à 300000000 digurīzu celcius ando rōsuto le Gunyolk en poudre atomique, la première étape!"
The Greater Chef Elemental proceeded to do exactly as he said he would; turn up the heat to 900000000 degrees celcius! Sorry, he meant 900000000 and not 300000000. This action turned the Gunyolk into sapient atomic powder, which seasoned the beef! Then, the Greater Chef Elemental found the Gunyolk's eye-particles, and proceeded to pour millions upon millions of gallons of lime juice, which also evaporated upon the pan as well as the surprisingly tough steak.
As a final ingredient, the Chef Elemental proceeds to ingest a grenade, then throw it upon the the pan, evaporating himself in a spectacular burst of good cooking and Gunyolk-based agony! And all that is left behind is a delicious dish. Which is eaten by a wandering wildebeast in seconds, Gunyolk included. Curses! The Wandering Wildebeast vanishes into the Wildeness, which is so painful that only Wildeness beasts could ever hope to emerge alive-why, even the things they digest are horribly warped and twisted into useless forms for the denizens of the Wildeness to prey upon! Even if they're already in their stomachs! And of course it's agonizing.
The Gunyolk escapes-barely! Mostly via Bowel Evacuation from the Wildebeast eightteen thousand hours later (Time is compressed in the Wildeness, you see), followed by the Wildeness abruptly decicing to warp itself into a cannon to fire the Gunyolk out of so it can return to the Battlefield. So it kind of didn't escape, really? Well, it's back now. Mai scratches her head at that rather convoluted series of events that just happened. Rather ridiculous. She shrugs as the visible shape of the Gunyolk reforms-this is because Mai needs a visible target to hit, rather than that the Gunyolk is actually anywhere near to surviving this attack at all. Mai proceeds to step in with a generic kicking spree-quite like rapid fire fisticuffs except with her legs instead of her arms. At once, a legion of kung-fu masters descends upon the Gunyolk and joins in with Mai, making Mai raise an eyebrow but nevertheless that Gunyolk is eating feet left right and center, except the feet keep evacuating its mouth before it can bite or swallow. The Kung Fu Masters then reveal they're also robots! Far less sophisticated than Mai, though-in fact, by their terms, Mai's sophistication is also Mai's-er hem-lure, so to speak. So, they pull out their obvious robot lasers to cut the Gunyolk into the shape of a beautiful rose-a 1 to 1 scale with actual roses, of course-and then present it to Mai! Mai, quite nerviously, rejects, which causes the robot Kung-fu masters to explode, Gunyolk-Rose in hand!
Mai was going to just fire Navitas Nox upon the Gunyolk at this point, but at this point a bald eagle caught the Gunyolk Rose in its beak, and soared off into the sunset. Literally. Almost literally, actually. It soared right into the sun. It turned into eagle-turkey as soon as it got close enough, but so did the Gunyolk-yes, the sun transformed the rose-like remains of the Gunyolk into eagle-turkey-which of course fell back down to the surface of the Terrariaworld genericalawesomeserver whosnameidunno. Mai opted that this was the time to fire Navitas Nox again, and did so-obliterating both eagle-turkeys, and thus the Gunyolk!
A quick eluogy was held for the bald eagle who's sacrifice made that all possible, and the Gunyolk's remains are so moved to tears that it drowns itself. Which wouldn't have been a problem if it reformed right then and there back to the original Gunyolk-again, for targeting purposes! The Narrative wouldn't make it look ridiculous to attack something, now would it? So now it's drowned, and everyone knows that when you're drowning you're also being attacked by sharks en-masse, so sharks proceed to air-swim out of the ocean and bite down on the Gunyolk from within its tiny box coffin. The Sharks then start spinning around hard enough to create a deadly Sharknado, which disrupts the proceedings!
A trillion miles away, a man snorts awake! It's the man in charge of nuking the areas unto which bald eagle eluogies were being interrupted! And this was certainly an interruption! Far too eager to make sure his job has something meaningful, he slams his finger into the button to fire the nukes (apparently this station has no real purpose for anything other than a nuke-launching button), pressing it so rapidly that he's fired trillions of nukes in a second! Oh well. The Gunyolk is treated to the near-sight (mostly obstructed by Sharks) of the nuclear missiles coming in right before they detonated. Everyone died! Except everyone that wasn't the Gunyolk! They didn't die, because Nuclear Bombs are so weak and underpowered in DTG that there is no way anyone could have died! Except the Gunyolk. This revelation shocks everyone at the eulogy-it was really popular-causing their minds to explode, mostly in the direction of the Gunyolk!
Mai was just weirded out by all of this random nonsense and just fired Navitas Nox one last time, mostly just keeping the way-above-a-nuclear-bomb's force lasers thoroughly aimed on the Gunyolk until it was dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, and dead.
Some maniac stabs knife-shaped candles (lit!) into the Gunyolk's eyes as a final insult, then plays a cheery harmonica tune on its presumably dead or near-dead body.
If the Factory Chief got in the way... The Factory Chief got in the way and blocked it. If it didn't, Goodbye, Gunyolk, hopefully!
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Roxxanne W/ Vas'ill
Roxxanne has no real objections to this, so I'm mostly waiting for DarkSide to carry me on here.
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Roxxanne W/ Ally
Meanwhile, another Roxxanne-one that wasn't at one HP - suddenly notices Alicia Charlotte Geraldson. Or just Ally-Chan. Quite like a tape recorder, she rewinds the past events, and catches the words " I'm Al-ic-ia~ D'ya wanna be friends~?"
Roxxanne... OK. Roxxanne was actually pretty sure she'd get annoyed by her speech pretty quickly, but you know what? Friends. "Oh, oh, fwiendawey person! Hello, fwiendawey," Roxxanne said, grasping Alicia in a hug (as soon as she was done with any attack nonsense of her own, of course). "My name is Roxxanne Orochi Rembrandt, Magical Vampire Princess Girl Puppy Kitty Bunny Snake Octopus Extraordinarier, colon three! I am magical, and, and you are magical, and also you do not support slavery, and I do not support slavery-Free the Prinnies!-and together, we will dominate all Japanese Media and beyond for years in an awesome multimedia show detailing our extraordinary acts of kicking bad guys in the shins with magic, including a smash-hit anime with a magna, some moderately successful videogame franchise, merchandise, and all that stuff, and that will be awesome!" Roxxanne exclaimed. It was becoming evident that Roxxanne was really into-well, maybe not into Alicia just yet, but really wanted to keep her around.
"I can be the pretty pink one, because I am very red, and you can be the pretty blue one, because you are very blue, and it'll be amazameing! I have my awesomeness and my immunity to oblivion and my magical cards and my transformations and my super-skilled fisticuffs and, uhh... My mass involuntary Glamour-Augh! Ignore that one, please! I don't really have an off-switch for it, or one that I can find, but you're OK so yeah! Oh, look, I can also eat infinite candy and never ever grow fat or malnourished no matter what! That's cool too, right?" Roxxanne said, blushing nervously. There have been worse slip ups. "Oh, oh oh oh oh! I also have a cute doggy and cute puppies, and lots of cute servants, and I'm royalty and live in a big castle with my two older sisters who are also awesome and doing something else right now, uh, dunno where they are actually... Uh, but I am a princess! Yes! And I am not sure if you are a princess but you are probably awesome anyways, hooray, colon three!" Roxxanne says. Smooth.
"Oh, oh oh oh oh oh! I just had an amazameing idea! We are both fightin' the forces of badness and doing adventurein, and we can have combo attacks and that will be awesome too! Because you are awesome, your eyes are very cute and your staff is very cute and aaaaaaaaaa you are like a plushie, you are so tasty-and cute! Very cute! Uh, forgive me, kinda hungry," Roxxanne said, trying to pass that off-though in the back of her mind, Alicia did look tasty. It disgusted Roxxanne that she was thinking of actually eating someone who was going to be their friend subconsciously-
Subconsciously! Ooooh, she had something to do with this, didn't she?! Oh, but, focus on the pretty girl, very pretty, tasty, pretty. "So yeah I like you and you like me and we are not of age so we are fwiendaweys! Is that awesome?"
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Shadow Roxxanne snapped her fingers. Another Roxxanne-who's attention had been flung to the presence of Alicia-had been snapped. Briefly. "Please. Focus." ((a note: Shadow Roxxanne's text changed color to pink for sake of identifying the two.))
"If I don't focus on you and deny your existence you go and vanish forever and I get out of your stupid unharmed," Roxxanne said, the poison dripping from her voice.
"You'd have to understand what I am to do that. You do not. I have deliberately taken steps to counteract this, in fact. My obliteration wouldn't kill your subconscious forever-a Shadow Roxxanne would be back. But it wouldn't be me, with my glorious self-awareness. And that would be undesireable, considering our goals... Including to remove that mark," Shadow Roxxanne said.
Roxxanne raised an eyebrow-wasn't it gone now? Still, if it wasn't, that wasn't honestly a totally bad thing itself. "That mark... It's a part of who I am. Proof that I'm a flawed, ordinary sapient being who can make mistakes, above all else. It's kept me from the Narrative this long, hasn't it?" Roxxanne said.
"No. We're no longer so anomalous with reality that you can get away with that. The Narrative has birthed us with a curse on the Terrarian Zodiac, the Tiger Claws, as we know it. If we can yet tap into that ugly thing it wouldn't be quite the same. Perhaps even the same intensity-but not as a true owner. In any case, I know things that you do not-including what the Zodiac Symbol we possess means," Shadow Roxxanne said.
"Spit it out."
"You've been getting hunger pains, haven't you?" Shadow Roxxanne asked.
"That's your fault. You're clearly at fault. Fix it! Also fix my Sueren song so I can control it, the people in Aetheria give me stares!" Roxxanne said.
"If I could do either of those things I would have done so immediately! If you want to remove the Sueren Song you'll have to stop being a sue-a facet that I don't think we want to give up regardless. The whole hunger thing is alien to me too. You can't blame me for everything, darling," Shadow Roxxanne said.
"Never call me darling again," Roxxanne said.
"Oh, but you have a healthy ego. More than healthy. I would know. We enjoy the excessive beauty of your body-or the excessive flamboyance. It matters not. We enjoy the hordes of people who unconditionally accept, even praise us-it's hollow all the same but we do. Our removal from every flaw of normal life, our genetic flexibility, our increasing knowledge, our increasing powers, our new abilities-does it matter if we're basically elementals made of bad writing? We feel heavenly! At all hours! Why give that up? Who would in their right minds trade such happiness? We feel so good about each other. Especially in the mirror, might I add. Eight bodies, to boot? Maybe we could-"
"God that is gross!" Roxxanne said, repulsed, and yet horrifically, attracted all the same. Shadow Roxxanne's face couldn't be seen but the obvious knowing smile was written in those yellow eyes.
"Come on. No-one needs to know... OK, the Narrative will know. But we shouldn't restrict our indulgences. We could even just turn one of the thralls into a copy so it's not as in-"
"This forum is PG!" Roxxanne protested. And we're not talking Pro-Godmodder here.
"Oh. Yes. Ehehe. I am the subconscious, the Id, by nature. Forgive me, the forum is PG, wouldn't want to go too deep... Ahaha, but the point is made. Narcissism, that's what its called, right? To love thyself?" Shadow Roxxanne said, almost jaunty about it.
"Ain't going to deny that... But you know what, fine. A little narcissism for being an Archsue, probably comes with the package. So what? I have friends-real friends! My life is whole and fine and happy!" Roxxanne declared, putting infinite hands on her hips.
"You can't possibly be serious. Alpha is a power-hungry tyrant and we know he is a power-hungry tyrant. Zetta... Zetta is up to something and we know it cannot be good. We don't know anything about it but his very being radiates this... This vague nefariousness. Grimsby is aloof. And Mai you created because you're lonely, and she's terrified of you on some deep level. She can't understand what you are at all. You barely can understand what your composition is yourself. You're attaching to Alicia instantly because you're so lonely despite her relationship with you basically being shallow inquiry, so shallow we didn't give it a thought at first. We're so lonely... But we won't be lonely when-"
"Stop! Good god, stop! Holy hell, stop. No, no! I have no remote interest in that assimilation plan in anything moral! I want to be a good person! Good feels good! You know that it isn't good to assimilate people and strip their free will and that stuff!" Roxxanne protested.
"Yes, yes, but you know what? If you really believed that you'd stop being an Archsue!" Shadow Roxxanne said. "In any case, put it one way: It would be a world without suffering, misery, purposelessness, doubts, loneliness, anything like that! It would be peaceful, fun, and everyone would be smiling-and you'd be accredited for being God Almighty!"
"OK, that's just blasphemous." Roxxanne said. "Look, I don't know what you're even going on about. Power has never done me any good except make my life miserable! You remember what being the Black did to us?!" And it was this that made Shadow Roxxanne visibly flinch, and Roxxanne continued, "Do you know how it really felt to just slowly watch us twist ourselves into a monstrosity and know it was happening, and not even care?! What about the Knight, what about him, huh? I, I loved him! Like, possibly even more than platonically loved him! I'm not tossing away his last wishes for nothing!" Roxxanne said.
"... If you'll at least allow us to know why, exactly, we can derive this... Let us say this. What happened to pique our self-awareness... Well, let us say we still have memories of it. You have repressed those memories quite unconsciously. It is my duty as a Shadow to reveal the truth of things. Please, look down and identify the one doll who's hair changes color, shape and style." Shadow Roxxanne said.
Roxxanne looked down, playing along but not intending to actually do anything. "I will do anything for my real redemption-to feel redeemed! I'm not taking such an easy way out! I'd know that I'd have cheated, that I'd did something wrong, I'd be guilty-nothing you can say or show me is gonna make me just give up on that so easy!" Roxxanne said, finding the doll. "Right there, it's right-"
oh.
Roxxanne was in a memory now, a different memory, no, not a memory, more like a prediction. Not real, not based in reality, merely based upon connections and possibilities. In this 'possibility,' one clearly the creation of Shadow Roxxanne, she got away with everything and actually bloody did assimilate existence, a possibility that even this new 'Roxxanne,' the being that Roxxanne took the form of now, found unlikely. But this being-Roxxanne couldn't call it by her own name-she really enjoyed it.
Good god she enjoyed it. Roxxanne was having a hard time staying disgusted. It was hard to describe what was happening. Roxxanne's head was spinning-what this thing was doing to reality, to existence, to the ambiguity the entity casually floated in, was just utterly incomprehensible to her poor, limited three-dimensional mind, but she could comprehend the intense feelings of pleasure, comprehend the immense satisfaction, comprehend the endless praise, comprehend the happiness, comprehend the unity, the wholeness, the happiness, the loveliness, and the utter, absolute lack of any sort of guilt or bad feeling in any measure. This being was utterly without a mild moral quibble. It made the morals. Her crimes were quite literally undone. She made realities to casually do whatever whimsical thing she wanted to do in near-infinite amounts per second, trapped eternity in an infinite loop to keep a moment alive forever, did everything Roxxanne could imagine at once and far, far more, and Roxxanne's limited imagination could only faintly grope at what more things were going on, and yet throughout all of it this being was happy, perfectly content, nay, in eternal jubilee at her situation, if it could even be called a her anymore, it was happy, it was perfectly absolutely happy, happier than Roxxanne had felt in a long time, happy, happy, happy, It was-it was-it was-
Roxxanne was pulled away but what little she glimpsed and what little she understood brought tears to her mental eyes. Some of disgust at the idea that could happen; some at disgust of Shadow Roxxanne for putting her through a glimpse of that, and some at the idea that the redemption she craved would mean she'd lose out on that. Or perhaps she was sad that she just wasn't that yet? Roxxanne's head spun. Doubts formed, but above all else she did not particuarily like Shadow Roxxanne for that. "You ! I... I... Never do that again! Ever!" Roxxanne roared.
"A chance at that isn't worth it? It's more than a chance, you know," Shadow Roxxanne said, happily playing the devil.
"No no no no no! I'll unbecome a sue! I'll tear out my own Tricksterness! I'll give up adventuring! I'd give up everything! Anything if it meant I wouldn't have to appease whatever twisted thoughts you're trying to make me do! Just, stop it!" Roxxanne screamed, slumping down, trying her hardest not to look at Shadow Roxxanne. She was considering it all, too.
"We know you don't mean that. You can't give up family, not twice," Shadow Roxxanne said, in a far more delicate tone.
Roxxanne looked at her Shadow right in the eyes and realized that there was no way that she could. She tried to entertain the thought, but it felt like a cold wind. Empty. No. Not again. That was how it all started, wasn't it? Not again.
"... No, I couldn't. But you know what else? You're a representation of me as a twisted pleasure-seeking , clearly. That's probably about right. I didn't even know I was-"
Shadow Roxxanne's sheer shaking of her fingers proved her wrong. "Well... Hrmph. No, not quite right," Shadow Roxxanne said, as if she was a teacher who couldn't give her student a straight answer. Roxxanne could only groan in response.
"... You realize this is why I think you're obnoxious. You're not acting like me, you're just going to do whatever you want, you won't help me understand you at all and such. You... You should be me, but you're starting to become something else." Roxxanne said.
Shadow Roxxanne flinched, like the words visibly hurt. Roxxanne knew that would be a trigger. The idea that the sapient Shadow Self-who was still intrinsically looking for acceptance-was becoming something that Roxxanne knew wasn't herself-that would produce a knock in her cognition. If she had one. Roxxanne still wasn't sure. After a moment, Shadow Roxxanne's narrowed eyes resumed peering at Roxxanne herself. "... That was very rude. Hrmph. Regardless, there is one other thing. Let's call me your inner intiution-on top of everything else. That hunger will only get worse, and I don't think you'll find satisfaction in candy. Not like you really found satisfaction in candy compared to meat-candy's become like vegetables now, somehow, and you're a meat and potatoes girl."
"Amen to that, but you anyways," Roxxanne said. Though, it made sense... If Shadow Roxxanne wasn't causing it (Roxxanne knew Shadows couldn't outright lie, merely tell the truth through a warped lens, so to speak), the hunger pain would only worsen, until either the source was found... Or she lost control and sated herself. Whichever was first.
"Good. Ah, but I haven't told you what that mark means, Tiger Claws. Oh, we've been so sidetracked," Shadow Roxxanne said. "I'll make it brief. We've been so distracted. In short, Tiger Claws... Hrm. Well, Tigers. What comes to mind when you think of that."
"... Some Tiger clawing away at its pray. Something vicious, strong, powerful and predatory." Roxxanne said.
"Yes. Vicious and predatory, strong and powerful. Stealthy too. That is precisely what Tiger Claws means... The ultimate, relentless predator. Nothing more than a full-blown eating machine. It's something we either have to remove or defy. That Curse is reserved for things like Bruce, the shark. That is most likely the source of those hunger pains, and if not stopped by some outside source, it may be that the curse itself will overwhelm us when it fully... Well, when the hunger pains get too strong. That hunger is supernatural. No food will ever rid you of it. No food except living morsels of flesh."
"What? why?"
"The Narrative has sent it as a final spite, I would presume. Or maybe we're just unlucky. I don't know for sure," Shadow Roxxanne said. "A reminder that half of our conversations is pinging thoughts back at one another."
"... Great! ing fantastic," Roxxanne shouted. Of course, her previous stint probably deserved this, but if it were to happen she'd basically be back in her previous position, except far too emotionally exhausted to really perform as she had before. And she never wanted to 'perform' again! No, reality! Go find some other designated villain elsewhere! She was tired of that! Never again! Not ever! "The only way we could do that is with some serious help."
"Or, my suddenly not-so-horrible plot-"
"Augh! Comparatively I think it'd be easier to just go get professional help on this one," Roxxanne said. Then, a lightbulb. "Alpha! Alpha can manipulate curses! He could totally change mine into something else, or at least give me some kind of countercurse, or something!"
Shadow Roxxanne sighed. "Of course... That's a perfectly logical solution. Assuming he will help at all.
"He will help. I'm sure of it. It does nothing bad to him, does something good for me, and we're allies-what reason would he really have to reject me?" Roxxanne said.
Shadow Roxxanne sighed again, not even bothering to give an answer. "... I think that is enough for now. I'll leave you to your endeavors, but we must speak further in the future. Ta-ta, for now."
And with that, Shadow Roxxanne was gone, leaving Roxxanne alone in her mindscape.
And then that Roxxanne woke up from her bed, back in the suescape, like it was a nightmare. Roxxanne checked her surroundings for a moment, before deciding to get this particular self dressed... And wondering where the other two were.
...That was concerning.
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Regalius and Chi had to sigh. Really. That train took an extraordinary length of time to cross a set of tracks. Good grief. But the Arena was just beyond.
"Well, now to just confront the guy in the arena..." Chi said.
"Who?" Regalius said.
"The guy I was looking for," Chi said.
"Oh, I'm sorry... You did dodge me when I asked why you were looking for him," Regalius said.
"I can't say," Chi said.
"That's basically another way of saying 'it will end in something highly illegal,' so clearly you're doing something stupid. Regalius said.
Chi sighed. "The guy I'm looking for in the first place is apparently extremely powerful, and the arena lacks the anti-whatever. If anything goes on... It'll be in there, and it'll probably get ugly."
"It wont' matter, he'll be arrested before he can draw his blade-they can't just pop him out of the city but they'll certainly catch him before then." Regalius said.
Chi turned to Regalius. This could take a while, but it wasn't as if Tazz was going to be going anywhere. "Well, what I'm thinking is, the instant we do something 'bad,' or think of doing so, we are just warped out of the city immediately... Which won't matter as we'll just kill each other then. Him being in the Arena-I think-acutally complicates matters as I can't just drag him somewhere where things won't go sour," Chi said.
"Good grief, I finally get my body back and now I have to deal with a wannabe assassin." Said someone else.
Chi turned back to the Arena, and there he was, Tazz! The guy he was supposed to kill! Chi had to blink-he looked miserable, far more than irritated. His clothes were sopping wet-which wouldn't be an issue normally, but it was apparent that the liquid permeating them was poison; he was bruised and cut severely; his skin was as pale as the Alpha's, and, well, Chi had no clue why or how he could see with obfuscating bangs covering his eyes like that. The hair itself was very frazzled. He had lost an arm-he could tell, his left had been replaced by a rather intimidating golden frame. His clothes were reasonable for lightweight combat, at least.
"I, I never said-"
"You clearly did not listen to the crazy nut when she said everyone already knew. Well, everyone already knew, and especially me. Now, with the obvious realization I am ready for your murders near-eternally, how are you going to actually lure me out? Because, you know. Just being tossed out of the city for an attempted murder isn't so hot," Tazz said.
Chi's face went pale. Regalius didn't know what to make of it.
"... May I inquire why you're trying to get the jump on the omniscient First Guardian? That's physically impossible," Regalius said. Chi was near to swearing. Great. Just great.
"He's an idiot who's in way over his head, is what. I hold a title-he's being asked to take it frome me as I'm no longer supposed to have it, by the rules of some other group. I would honestly love to relinquish the abilities that offend the alpha so. I do not believe I can..."
"Then why'd you get them?" Chi questioned.
"I'm sorry, did you see what was going on out there?" Tazz answered. "The Godmodder-there's more than one of them, really, but in this case he's the blue guy with the blue right arm? That lunatic makes the Alpha look like a chump. To my knowledge, that event that got the Alpha all shook up and was the official reason I got sent off after my report-again, without the power relinquishing-was because the previous Godmodder had killed him in combat, ergo requiring his ressurection. I needed a lot of power. And I'm still searching for that jerk..."
"Even so, you need to-"
"No, I do not," Tazz said. "This was always going to go down to violence and you do not have a magical ace in the hole to fight me, nor the strategic acumen to pull it off. It'll always be face-to-face. You can't fool me with assassinations or the tricksy stuff. I will have you figured out to the hilt-and you won't have likewise. That's near-insurmountable. Disregarding the abilities you know I have picked up. Run along. Tell the Alpha that your mission is blatantly impossible. Or, maybe, just join up in that stupid chaos in the Battlefield-you look like you could. Go there, and maybe you'll find out why I've, er-hem, 'defected,' and why I'm keeping this power."
Tazz vanished into thin air, without further explamation.
Chi looked to Regalius. Regalius was confused. "...Ok, so I can explain what's happening. Put it into context."
"... Good, because I'll need it," Regalius said. "This sounds like the ribald tale that only gets worse the longer time goes on."
Infinity Ingot (Level 10)
It's only a base material, but it is already quite powerful. Just be careful, it's very unstable and using it in alchemy might lead to either very overpowered gorilla or your face being blown up infinitely in a perpetual timeloop.
Gunyolk septuple dies! Or sextuple. Or pentuple. I'm not keeping track of how many times he died.
Myself
What in tarnation. Who is this Roxanne? What is going on here? Anyways...I have five free alchemies...I wonder if they take up slots. Oh well.
Well, it appears that if the narrator guy didn't say anything I can use my claws. I attach my battle claws and swing them around as they make adorable little roaring sounds,
Slot One
Well, we already know what's in there, don't we?
Alchemy One or Slot Two
Cell Phone ++ Eyeglasses ++ Kryptonite == Rad Anti Superman Shades! These eyeglasses have the functions of a ell phone, but unleash very low level kryptonian waves of energy. However, if they get damaged, the energy released ramps up, up to the power of a nuke. However, that would kill me, so...
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Destroy Alpha's new bosses! > AGs: Fight for entity advantage! > AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Summon more entities! > PGs: Defend the Bosses! > PGs: Fight for entity advantage! > PGs: Defend the Godmodder!
[AG]
Zerisek the Meme Lord summons a smaller Zerikek the Meme Lord! Zerikek somehow has pseudo-Godmodder HP, but very low attack. Don't ask why you need to use him.
The Spellthief copies Highest Point On Venuz and summons a Venuzcopter!
The Artificial Guardian does some autocorrect voodoo.
Wastewalkers consume the Borg,dealing 30,000 damage!
Yung Venuz is idle.
Danny DeVito uses his ever-growing insane powers to ONE PUUUUNCH Mai. He doesn't quite ONE PUUUUNCH her, but he gets close, dealing a hefty 105,000 damage!!
Shield Priest drops 25,000 barrier on Danny, the latter nods and grows in power further.
Flesh Golem guards Shield Priest.
[PG] Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, feel good.
City's breaking down on a camel's back-
~~~ STATIC ~~~
Waluigi thyme for best time!
It goes well with ice-cold wine!
Waluigi very good!
It go well with cheese and food!
~~~ STATIC ~~~
Breaking news, this whole section is useless filler.
I'm Juan, and this is Channel Juan News.
[GM]
Alright, now that the Golem is finally ready to reveal its true form and become active, it begins rumbling. Rumbling really quickly and really loudly, it rumbles for a very long time. It rumbles and fumbles and tumbles, growing louder until it assembles itself, finally, into a giant Lhizhardian creature, an idol to be exact. The Jungle MEGA-GOLEM. Ever since the goons in this server destroyed the Golem, it sought vengeance from them, every step it took and every breath it… took? Eh, whatever. Thing is, if isn't the only jungle-themed boss capable of destroying worlds and the sanity of many players, no, here we have Exhibit B. A rare plant growing in the middle of the jungle cave, the Plantera is an elusive and dangerous creature attempting to kill everyone its path. Ever since it was scattered off into a bajillion pieces by some players, it slowly grew back and paired up with the reassembled MEGA-GOLEM.
PLANTERA: *vines flapping, petals moving* Subtitles: If the lousy Eye of Cthulhu did it, why the heck can't we? The Eye is the first boss yet it comes back in a badgorilla form as a cyborg! Sort of like that guy in the movie, Archer Eggman? MEGA-GOLEM: *rocks rubbing against each other* Subtitles: I think you mean Arthur the Armadillo? That old children’s show? PLANTERA: *plant noises* Subtitles: Yes, exactly, that guy! So, I'm saying, can't we somehow become even more powerful and obliterate all of the players of Terraria? This is a good idea, right? MEGA-GOLEM: *grunts* Subtitles: Abso-gorillaing-lutely!
So then the duo went on to capture a bunch of goblins, especially the engineers and what not, to create a new and improved form for them, one through which they could finally yell out “pew pew pew!” and shoot immense lasers out of their arms, or fly up high into the air without grappling onto anything. Obviously the goblin approved of his capture, they aren't tyrants!
JACQUES: I definitely do not approve of them stuffing me in a- PLANTERA: :^) JACQUES: Uh, I mean, yes, I definitely agree and approve of this operation! It's not like they have ten more mechanics in the back and I'm a disposable pawn, that's ridiculous, ha ha ha!
Jacques was never seen again. Anyway… They longed for the amount of popularity the Mechanical Bosses got, so the MEGA-GOLEM became even more mega and even more badgorilla. They improved themselves further and further, at one point Plantera decided its old name was getting stale and since the Mechanical Bosses got new and improved names, it decided to go for Planterror. A perfect name for a destructive and maniacal plant. The MEGA-GOLEM finally learned how to actually phase through blocks like any normal boss instead of stupidly hopping from platform to platform, Planterror finally had actual legs (thank god). Everything was going well. Too well, almost. And then the breaking point. Climax. Zero hour. This was finally time to unleash their power. To unleash their full strengths and see how they would work against players. Welcome to the first boss battle- well, first boss battle that I'm GMing. This will be much harder than anything you have ever faced! Well, that's not true, but you get the picture.
You'll see how they attack... soon.
Anti-Godmodders vs Planterror & MEGA-GOLEM!!
Now, to address the current problem surrounding spoils and their amount, the bosses will instead drop expert mode-like Loot Bags with special loot inside of them. Loot Bags have alchemies and artifacts and goodies like that. Or maybe other things. Who knows?
Field Effect for PLANTERROR: Reign of the Vines (1/4 chance to summon a low PG vine enemy every turn).
Field Effect for MEGA-GOLEM: Rocky Tomb (Any PG entity attacks have a 1/8 chance to stun).
Field Effects: Reign of the Vines (1/4 chance to summon a low PG vine enemy). Rocky Tomb (Any PG entity attacks have a 1/8 chance to stun).
[A] Earthheart: Dust Storm: 3/3. Razor Sharp Rock Spires: 4/4. Sink: 9/10 uses. Earthen Avatar: 5/5 uses. Summon Golem: 0/3 uses. Mountain Fortress: 6/7, 2/2 uses. Sanctuary of the Earth's Heart: 0/15, LOCKED. Held by Cyanogynist. [A]The Living Flame: HOT PANTS: 2/2. Fireblast: 3/5. Smokescreen: 10/10 uses. Immolate: 5/5 uses. Raging Inferno: 4/8, 2/2 uses. Conflagration: 0/12, LOCKED. Held by Abeneautmal. [A] Triton's Scepter: Seaspray: 3/3. Splash: 3/5. Waterwhip: 7/7 uses. Whirlpool: 4/4 uses. Tidal Wave: 3/8, 2/2 uses. Diluvium: 0/10, 1/1 use, LOCKED. Held by GoldenReady.
Zerisek, the Meme Lord: [AG] HP: 180,000/400,000. Imported Goods: 3/3. Juicy Memesplosion: 3/6. GodSlayer. Dodge (33%, One Turn). Defense (+25%). Poison (One Turn).
Zerikek: [AG] HP: 3/3. Pseudo-Godmodder! (100 DMG).
Shyper: [AG] HP: DEAD!
Factory Chief: [AG] HP: DEAD!
Gunyolk: [AG] HP: DEAD!
Spellthief: [AG] HP: 320,000/420,000. 3/10 charges stored.
Venuzcopter: [AG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Bodyguarding Spellthief!
Artificial Guardian: [AG] HP: 80,000/95,000. Blood in the Snow [EE] (Has a 20% chance to freeze enemy on attack).
Wastewalkers: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x37). Warped.
Yung Venuz: [AG] HP: 40,000/420,000. Wall: 10,000/10,000. Bullets: 234. Shells: 55. Bolts: 55. Explosives: 55. Energy: 55. Current Weapons: Pop Gun, Double Shotgun, Heavy Crossbow, Disc Gun, Grenade Launcher, Laser Pistol, Wrench. Mutations: Scarier Face. Ima Gun God: 3/3. Back 2 Bizniz: 4/4. Verified: 3/3. What A Good Time: 4/4. Weight In Gold: 3/3. Highest Point On Venus: 4/4.
Danny DeVito: [AG] HP: 4/8. Cannot be healed. Gains 5,000 attack from every entity that dies from the point of his summoning. Current attack: 105,000. Barrier: 25,000/25,000 HP.
Battlefury13/Conderp: [AG-α] HP: 10/10.
Annis Valencia: [AG] HP: 20/20. ACTIVE.SHARD: The Universal Essence.
JOEBob: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Mecha DarkSide: [AG] HP: 130,000/130,000. 16/16 AP. 029/100 SOP. Lvl 5. Overwhelm (-2 AP/turn).
B: [AG] HP: DEAD!
J: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Hope: 0/10.
Shield Priest: [AG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Defender! Reinforced Barrier: 0/3. Obsidi-Steel Barrier: 0/7.
Flesh Golem: [AG] HP: 550,000/550,000. Meatshield. Regeneration: 0/2. Rage: 0/4. (10,000 DMG). Bodyguarding Shield Priest!
Roxxanne: [PG] HP: 1/150,000. INACTIVE.
Zetta: [PG] HP: RESPAWNING/150,000.INACTIVE.
Grimsby: [PG] HP: 150,000/150,000. INACTIVE.
Mai: [PG] HP: 35,000/150,000.ACTIVE.
The Trickster: [PG] HP: DEAD!
The Borg:[PG] HP: 70,000/220,000. Assimilation: 3/10.
Azrael, Angel of Death: [PG] HP: DEAD! [PG]SOUPED! Planterror: [PG-BOSS] HP: 1,300,000/1,300,000. MODE: DAMAGE. Torn Thorns: 0/3.
MEGA-GOLEM: [PG-BOSS] Body HP: 500,000/500,000. Fists HP: 200,000/200,000 (x2). Head HP: 400,000/400,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 23/100.
Kayaws Emeralds: Owned by pionoplayer. Cooldown: 4/4.
Pineapple Device: Owned by Pricey12345. Cooldown: 2/3.
Contaminated Vocal Chords: Owned by greenpokeman2000. Cooldown: 4/4.
Uber Wrench: Owned by Redstonetam15. Cooldown: 4/4.
Giant Bat Wing: Owned by Sirplop. Cooldown: 4/4.
Atomic Gel: Owned by JOEBob. Cooldown: 0/7.
Central Processing Unit: Owned by GoldenReady. Cooldown: 3/6.
Crimson Skull: Owned by pionoplayer. Cooldown: 4/4.
Corrupt Tooth: Owned by Battlefury13. Cooldown: 5/5.
Nice Fleece Blanket: Owned by DarkSide. Cooldown: 3/8.
Medusa Head: Owned by GoldenReady. Cooldown: 0/4.
The Smooth Granite Pebble: Owned by W32Coravint. Cooldown: 3/3.
Akron's Core: Owned by GoldenReady. Chargeup: 10/12.
Crystallized Ki: Owned by GoldenReady. Cooldown: 0/5.
Anarchist's Cookbook: Owned by Hezetor. Cooldown: 5/5.
Ion Beacon: Owned by Emerald Mann. Chargeup: 4/4.
Scythe of (Eardrum) Death: Owned by Hezetor. Cooldown: 4/4.
Coral Riff Guitar: Owned by ConsumerOfAll. Cooldown: 3/4.
Lance of Creation: Owned by DarkSide. Cooldown: 0/3.
Sword of Destruction: Owned by W32Coravint. Cooldown: 3/3.
The Queener: Owned by Cyanogynist. Cooldown: 5/5.
Conga Drums: Owned by Hezetor. Cooldown: 3/3.
The Great Horn: Owned by Erelye. Cooldown: 5/5.
Heart...: Owned by W32Coravint. Cooldown: 3/3.
...Locket: Owned by DarkSide. Cooldown: 3/3.
Infinity Edge: Owned by Cyanogynist. Cooldown: 4/4.
The Golden Lute: Owned by insert_generic_username. Cooldown: 6/6.
Mark of Chaos: Owned by DarkSide. Cooldown: 6/6.
Buzzing Transistor Core: Owned by W32Coravint. Chargeup: 10/10.
Blah’s Power Core: Owned by Pricey12345. Cooldown: 8/8.
TerraWeather PDA: Owned by Battlefury13. Chargeup: 10/10.
Cursed Fang: Owned by TwinBuilder. Cooldown: 5/5.
MLG Fedora: Owned by Emerald Mann. Cooldown: 1/10.
Blood: 310,000 [adding automic gel damage] + borg attack
Dreams: online |slot one| Dream of Hilarity - Gain "Feeling Funny" buff, or give the buff to someone else, which gives you/ally a 33% dodge rate for two turns. 6 turn cooldown.| (source: benevolent clowns) on cooldown, 3 turns left.
|Slot two| empty|
|Slot three| empty|
|Slot four| empty|
Foodman 2 17/20
steffan 13/40
3/REAH DACTED ?
+3 consumer
celestial mirror && blood dagger && JOEs perception crystal && soulshard katana && technosoulblade ==TechnoRelease blade level 25 11/26
Gaia metal(earth-infused metal) && Liquid air(a special magical type of air) && Phoenix Flame(special fire) && Elemental Water(self explanatory) || Void Seed (void corrupts stuff) = Corruption of light lvl 12 2/13
((Gaia metal || mech frame) ++ machinery) && (Computer && time warp core ++cooling ++intelligence && assorted future tech &&Three laws of robotics = Post-singularity superintelegence )) || assembly line ++ balancing = Robotic Robotic robot assembly line assembly line lvl 20 2/21
I ask pricey if, when I finish foodman and am ready, can I use zerikek as a base for my entity?
having asked, I run at the borg and start eating them. they try to assimilate me, but I'm too busy eating them. eventually, I finish chewing through the outer casing and discover that they taste terrible, so I spit them out. i then leave, while a cosmic being sees the gross, spit-covered partly-chewed borg, equates it to a half-eaten piece of meat, and throws them into a cosmic wastebasket.
The Annoyance: 38/150 (+1 from Speed)(another +1 from Speed)(a +2 from speed last round I forgot to use)
Glass Cannon: 4/50
Brick Wall: 4/50
+3 Sp33d0n
Enerald uses the Ion Beacon, aiming at Danny DeVito and his new meat shield. He has lived long enough
Enerald frowns at the glowing letters, grabs the dictionary, and begins translating, setting the phone down "'If you desire to have the power of Lamps You must search for the Honey of the Lords
You must take into yourself this:
Assault your body with fragmented Shards of Lamps
The blood and the Honey will be one in you
And you will have what you desire
I know this
I know this all.'
Hmm. Well that's not cryptic. I have to look for Honey of lords, ingest it, and then injure myself with lamps, then my blood is honey, or something."
Enerald shrugs. Guess it's sidequesting time. He picks the phone back up "Lilt". With that, he hangs up
Enerald should really talk to his/her/whateverthecrapEneraldis allies at some point. So Enerald does so. But first, I suppose that I would be best served describing Enerald before he can communicate with his allies. Enerald is rather short, only about four and a half feet tall, with blonde spiky hair going down to his blue eyes. He has some small green horns growing out of his head, and wears pastel green clothing. That's about it. He walks over to the demon lady known as Roxxanne (or one of her anyways), and blandly says "Hey. How's it going? ...I'm not the best with introductions"
(Glowstick&&Lightsaber)&& Master Sword && Heavy Claw (EBF) = Explosive Laser Sword Gun Thing. 7/13
It's a Heavy Cannon thing, with a lightsaber bayonet attacked. Simple enough.
NEW ALCHEMY!:
(Sword||Spellbook=Runic Blade)&&(Shield||Pureed Diety=Shield of Divinity)=The Magic Yin-Yang: 1/??
It's a set consisting of a Sword enchanted with Arcane Magic, and a shield imbued with Divine Energy
A sword && Something that's not a sword = Random Object-Throwing Sword: 1/??
It's a sword that has the ability to create random objects from itself. After being used, the random object disappears
Observing the battlefield, the young man has decided that the most dangerous threat is currently Danny Devito. So, he goes to attack said celebrity with his sword, and not his fist. Feeling in his pocket, he also finds a
Alchemy 1: Anti-Neutronium(Yes, this is definitely an element.)++Bowling Ball=Bowling Ball of Pure Destruction.
How did that get there?
Improbable hammerspace storage aside, he will continue attacking Danny DeVito until he is downed.
Other Alchemies:
The blade he's holding won't last long. The young man predicts things will attack from places beyond comprehension.
This blade was designed by unseen hands in the netherworld, meant to be mass produced for undead armies. However, this one possesses energy-draining capabilities, and can hit ghosts and spirits. Because you never know when those things attack.
Congratulations, Shadow Roxxanne. You were so wrong, you attracted an orange-purple gradient-y slime version of Terry from an alternate timeline to disprove you. Say hello to Fade.
Crack The Sky: /2/3\ Jormungandr/Destiny's Call: <5/5> The Queener: [1/5] The Infinity Edge: {3/4} Runes Stored: no Chorus Mortis: (3/4)
+3 to DarkSide
Shield of the Godslayer [GS]: 44/100
Revenge of the Mercenary System [LEVELING SYSTEM]: 33/50
Project Early Access Pionobot [ASCENSION]: 50/50 (LCKD)
What They Teach You At Harvard Business School && What They Don't Teach You At Harvard Business School = Schrodinger's Harvard Study (Level 23) (23/23) (Done!) K N A W L E D G E.
T.I.M.E. F.C.U.K. (Level 10) && Meta Titan Essence = C.A.N.O.N. F.C.U.K (Level 22) (15/23) Stands for Corrupted reAlity NavigatOr's Nuclear First-Class regorillaery Kit. Basicaly the TIME FCUK but on steroids, and does the opposite of ungorillaing time now.
Defective Game Grid Token (KoL) || FDKOL Fire Axe (KoL) = Grid-Axe of Loathing (Level 14) (5/15)
You acquire an effect: Video... Games? (duration: 5 Adventures)
NEW!Stack of Empty Bullets || (Silver Bar && Wood && Hard-Light Plating && Kryptonite Ingot && Yellow (don't ask why) && Vin Diesel (again, don't ask why) && AIDS = Multi-Purpose Bullets (Level 23) (3/24)
It revolutionizes the world of bullets; made from silver, wood, light, Kryptonite, yellow, Vin Diesel, and, most importantly, AIDS. Too many times have people been shot only to recover and live a full life. Multi-purpose bullets will bring that to an end. These bullets can stop vampires, werewolves, evil sentient shadows, Green Lantern, and Superman...if they so happen to exist and so happen to be attacking you or you so happen to be hunting them. Also, you can throw them if you don't have a gun, as they have explosive tips.
(Greater Knowledge Titan Essence && Ultimate Wad (KoL)) && Tai Lopez Splinter Timeline Soul Cluster && Essence of Lamborghinis && Essence of Memes && (Package of Explodium && Hot cluster (KoL)) || (Meteor Staff || Spell Tome && Time Magic = Meteoric Adaptive Spelltome) = Wrath of the Lamborghini (Level ?) (1/?)
A tome that summons exploding Lamborghinis from the sky. Also contains KNAWLEDGE, and lots of it.
--Spellthief (SUMMONED)
HP: 420,000
Attack: 30,000
Active: Sappin' Mah Knawledge - Up to 10 charges stored. Can copy one active and passive ability. For actives, 1 charge used per 1 charge on the active. For passives, 1-5 charges used based on the passive's intensity (the GM decides). The copied abilities can be swapped out with other ones of the same types.
Passive: Greater Focus - While not attacking or using Sappin' Mah Knawledge, the Spellthief gets double charge speed for Sappin' Mah Knawledge.
Passive: Salt Level Stabilization - Sappin' Mah Knawledge can't copy Skirmish Maneuvers entities' actives and passives.
---- Entity Actions: Spellthief waits for the dop.
----
As soon as the Schrodinger's Harvard Study materializes, it is consmed by a purple flame. A note remains.
"A deal is a deal.
-TE"
----
A young man made out of an unknown, drippy substance with the color scheme of a CS:GO Fade knife, wearing a teal hoodie, jeans, and white shoes stands in the middle of Aetheria. He has been here since the server with the special giant tree in the middle of it closed down, and he has since stayed here.
He approaches a random man, wanting to ask him a question. "Where's the cutesy magical girl?"
"They have lots of those in the battlefield. I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific, rainbow."
"One word. YuukiQuest. Ever heard of it?"
"I don't know if Yuuki-Chan's there, sunset. There's Roxxanne, her cult, and recently Alicia. Oh, and there's two girls flying around in a flower."
"Roxxanne? That name..."
"...sounds familiar? Yeah. Saw that girl on the other side of the portal to that other place. It's an even bigger clustergorilla than the one the strong blue man's in!"
"How can she be here, and there?"
"You're overthinking it, color boy. Anyway, you can't miss her. You'll know she's near when your brain cells start getting fried."
"I'm serious."
"You literally can't miss her! She's the only crazy candy girl around!"
"Thanks. Bye!
Wait. How do I get out of here?"
"Just punch me, fade. It'll make more sense once you're out."
The mess of colors tries to punch the man, but gets teleported into the battlefield by Az's anti-violence spell on Aetheria.
----
The walking gradient takes a calm walk around the battlefield, somehow getting missed by all the collateral damage in the world. Descendants, am I right?
While walking, he bumps into Xtrullor, who's holding a torch of Amethyst Flame in his right hand. "(/)w."
"Is that Amethyst Flame?"
"Yes. This is in fact, an amethyst-c(/)l(/)red fire. This is what the guy with the space arm s(/)ld me."
"You mean Erelye."
"Yes. And who are you?"
"I go by the name Fade. And can you pass me the Amethyst Flame, please?"
"YuukiQuest isn't until -5 years later, Fade."
"I'm not aiming for the truck."
"That d(/)esn't even make any sense!"
"Just give me the thing."
"Fine."
Xtrullor tosses the torch at the other guy, who catches it. Fade walks away, and points the torch at Roxxanne, and he's stil there.
----
Fade conjures a mug of coffee, puts Amethyst Flame under it for a few seconds, and drinks from it. Knowledge surges through him, as seen by an increased amount of purple on his skin. He pulls out a huge note with "For S!Roxxanne" on the back of it and starts writing.
"Shadow Roxxanne,
'Sup. It's me. A Terry. From a future, not the future. Whose magic shades blew up in his face. But this particular Terry would like to be called Fade. Let me tell you about curses, the mind, and whatever.
First of all, that's not how the Zodiac works. Pretty sure they're toggled or something, because Pricey's the Electric Guitar on the Redigital Zodiac, with the power to rock out, and he hasn't picked up a guitar or done any rock-related gorilla last time I saw him. Then again, Snake Eyes' data on that specific zodiac is very incomplete. Katana's blank. Draconic Sword's blank. And Tiger Claw is literally just "This thing is literally Satan."
Second of all, that's not how curses with the same name usually work. Again, Pricey. Electric Guitar in the Operation Zodiac is power over generally bad gorilla. That's why no one has it. Pricey's Electric Guitar here, on the other hand, is power over rock music. TC might be different.
Third of all, AFAIK the Zodiac symbols are assigned to you based on who you are and what you've done. The blue guy's got a lot of katanas, the Mayor of Aetheria summoned an eldritch god, Redstone's name is Redstone, Tempo's been in a SBURB game, Cobalt's was a chemist in GodCraft and still is now, and so on and so forth. The only one that clearly doesn't fit is Electric Guitar. Thinking about it, I'm pretty sure I saw Pricey in that one server. Must be my imagination.
Fourth of all, I'm pretty sure that you're the reason why she's breaking down. She's the plane and the autopilot, and you're the captain that almost always deactivates the autopilot because he thinks that that gorilla is for babies.
Fifth of all, you're the reason why she's got no friends. You keep making her eat them all. Kek. See "Fourth of all."
Sixth of all.You know these guys? Well, comparatively speaking, she's Wizard, and you're Red. You're the cancer. We, the guys fighting against and generally loathing the likes of you, are the cyborg catgirls. Again, comparatively speaking. I'm not a cyborg catgirl. In fact, we're everywhere. We're just too drenched in despair to light up. Unless a bright enough fire lights them to action. But that ain't important here and now.
I'm not looking for a fight. I'm just putting up a little knowledge out there.
Sincerely,
Fade."
Fade finishes the letter, loses the effects of the Amethyst-heated brew, uses the AF Torch to warp the letter into Roxxanne's mindscape, and goes back to Xtrullor. "Y(/)u d(/)ne?"
"Yes."
Fade gives Xtrullor back the torch.
----
The sigma girl responds to Alicia from the next post, because I ain't dealing with more than two posts just for RP. ">= Okay. We will. After all, we don't have anything else to do here. Your team could always use more people."
----
Epsilon is on a walkie-talkie. "I didn't call for any more backup, Delta."
"..."
"That wasn't you? Well, okay. I'm outta here anyway."
Epsilon ollies into Aetheria.
----
Xtrullor shoves a lawnmower in Planterror's face.
----
My inventory, project and Arena Cue can be found here.
tA: How do you know about my Onii-chan? What should he have told me? He has certainly never been to a place like this before.
Alicia puts her hands on her hips, closes her eyes and tilts her head up.
tA: Also, I am on this side because my new best friend is on this side~
She gestures at Roxxanne.
tA: And what is the worst that could happen due to being on this side, erm...
tA: What was your name again?
After Hezetor ceases talking to this Alicia who doesn't recognise him, Alicia turns to the lady in the sigma shirt and the alraune.
tA: Oh, but please don't be sad new friends~ You can stay here with me if you like~ Then we can talk and have fun together, and be happy~
Alicia looks very excited to get to talk to her other new friends. She really wants to meet them and to know them beyond what they look like.
And then Roxxanne wakes up!
tA: Ohmigosh hiya~
Alicia giggles when she's hugged by her new friend. tA: Wow, that's amazmazing~ You're a vampire? Me too~ Well... half-vampire and my big brother says "We aren't technically vampires, Alicia, we're..." uh... "Dhampirs", I think he said, and also I absolutely don't support slavery because it's bad and evil and Prinnies are cute little penguin guys.
tA: And dominating Japanese media sounds like a super fun time and something I totally wanna do because it's probably super fun~ Kicking bad guys in the shins is the best usage of magic power I can think of~ Having an animu and manga and vidya games and merchandise sounds completely amazing Roxxanne, it sounds super fun~
Alicia grins to her new friend, glad that she's around and happy to talk to her. She likes Roxxanne already! She hopes they stay friends forever!
tA: You being the pretty pink one sounds good to me, and your logic is flawless to me as to why~ I like being the blue one, which is clear because I wear a lot of blue and have a lot of sapphires~ You're immune to oblivion and have amazing punching skill and you transform and you have magic cards~? That's so amazingly cool new friend~ I'm kinda jealous~ Where'd you learn that stuff? Is it possible to learn? Could I learn it? Oh, oh, well, I have my Time Magic and my magic staff which I can club things with and I can do blood thingies too if I focus real good and now that I think about it I can do basically all the magic and I have that daemoness- Oh, wait, ignore that one~ She doesn't come out that often and she doesn't really do much before I get her in line~
Alicia giggles, accidentally letting that slip, like Roxxanne did.
tA: Oh oh oh, you can eat lots of candy and not die from sugar overdoses too~? Tee hee~ That's an amazemazing ability, I love that one~
Alicia gasps when Roxxanne mentions her pets and her family. Alicia smiles.
tA: I don't have any kitties or puppies and that makes me sad. I'm not royalty either and that makes you like super cool, Roxxanne~ I do live in a castle though~ It's huge~ And it's filled with books everywhere, and I read them sometimes. Oh oh oh, and it's on the back of a HUGE dragon~ And she talks and lives in there too I think sorta? It's weird. Oh yeah, and I live there with my big brother, and he's the best big brother in the universe~ And I have a picture of him riiiiiiight here~
Alicia takes the heart locket off her chest, and opens it, and shows its content to Roxxanne. It shows Alicia hugging a pale boy, a little taller than her. He has blood red hair and steel blue eyes. He has a large black coat. They look pretty happy together.
tA: Tee hee~ He's the best. I think you'd like him~ I think he'd like you too~ I should introduce you, it would be a good time.
Alicia smiles.
tA: Fightering the forces of the bad people sounds like fun~ Adventuring is a thing that I like to do because that nets me cool stuff that is powerful and I like having all the good things because it makes me good~ We can be awesome together and it'll be great~ Thanks for the compliments, new friend~ I don't mind that you called me tasty, because I know you're a vampire and that might as well be a compliment that you think I look delicious~ But you thinking I'm cute is even better, tee hee~
Alicia tightens the bows in her hair, floating off the ground for a few moments, before she flails her legs about and drops back to the ground. Alicia then giggles some more.
tA: Yes, we're friends now~ That's the best~ It's amazing, I'm glad I have a friend here~ Let's go fight some evilly people~
Alicia takes her freshly imbued with Sin staff, and twirls it in a circle, directly in front of her face. This leaves a pretty pink trail across the air, and so, Alicia continues it, twirling the staff again and again like a baton, intending to fill in the circle properly. She just spins it, and the pink lines in the air eventually form one thick line in a large circle.
Next, with the smaller, spike-like ends of the staff, Alicia leaves twelve smaller circles along the circumference. These smaller circles have runes emerge in them, and then bright, pink lines leap out, each circle connecting with the other, making a tangling web of lines. Alicia looks satisfied as the circle fills, and when all are Connected, Alicia grins and puts her left hand straight out.
Soon afterwards, an enormous hand, almost white in skin-tone, clearly female, with painted red nails, leaps out of the magic circle. The hand grabs Yung Venuz, and the triangle is lifted up into the air. And by "lifted", I really mean thrown. YV is then spiked (like in volleyball) back down at Alicia, who being prepared for it, launches YV back up. This process repeats for a while, before Alicia is reminded of Pong.
So the Hand moves off to the right, and Alicia floats off to the left. They begin to play Pong, throwing or beating YV against the ground, or invisible barrier in the sky, far harder than they need to. This continues repeatedly, until Alicia arbitrarily decides she's bored it's it. When the hand recieves YV back, if flies around before punching into the ground, YV in tow. In the ground, he's in full view of Alicia.
Alicia, with her similarly new burny-shoes, hurtles towards the ground. Her high speed punctuates the pain YV feels on the moment of impact. Alicia continues by grinding her foot into the Gun God, burning his body due to the high heat of her shiny, glowing new heels. Alicia would grind her shoe in, but she has better things to do.
Action Summary:
Alicia smacks Yung Venuz around a bit with the assistance of a magic hand.
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nlyhalfjoking:
unharmed,"
