Destroy the Godmodder

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OH COME ON
Tracksuit remembers Kingdom of Loathing... tenouttaten.
Crack The Sky: /1/3\
Jormungandr/Destiny's Call: <5/5>
The Queener: [0/5] (1/2) TARGET: Zerisek
The Infinity Edge: {2/4}
Runes Stored: no
Chorus Mortis: (1/4)

+3 to DarkSide

Shield of the Godslayer [GS]: 42/100
Revenge of the Mercenary System [LEVELING SYSTEM]: 31/50
Project Pionobot Is A Beta Male [ASCENSION]: 50/50 (+1 Abe) (LCKD)

Cyberius Crescendo && Spatium Progressio = Krakensbane (Level 25) (26/26) (Done)
I should have done this ages ago.

NEW! What They Teach You At Harvard Business School && What They Don't Teach You At Harvard Business School = ??? (Level ?) (20/?)
I just had to do this thing.

T.I.M.E. F.C.U.K. (Level 10) && Meta Titan Essence = C.A.N.O.N. F.C.U.K (Level 22) (13/23)
Stands for Corrupted reAlity NavigatOr's Nuclear First-Class regorillaery Kit. Basicaly the TIME FCUK but on steroids, and does the opposite of ungorillaing time now.

Defective Game Grid Token (KoL) || FDKOL Fire Axe (KoL) = Grid-Axe of Loathing (Level 14) (3/15)
You acquire an effect: Video... Games? (duration: 5 Adventures)

NEW! Stack of Empty Bullets || (Silver Bar && Wood && Hard-Light Plating && Kryptonite Ingot && Yellow (don't ask why) && Vin Diesel (again, don't ask why) && AIDS = Multi-Purpose Bullets (Level ?) (1/?)
It revolutionizes the world of bullets; made from silver, wood, light, Kryptonite, yellow, Vin Diesel, and, most importantly, AIDS. Too many times have people been shot only to recover and live a full life. Multi-purpose bullets will bring that to an end. These bullets can stop vampires, werewolves, evil sentient shadows, Green Lantern, and Superman...if they so happen to exist and so happen to be attacking you or you so happen to be hunting them. Also, you can throw them if you don't have a gun, as they have explosive tips.

--Spellthief (SUMMONED)
HP: 420,000
Attack: 30,000
Active: Sappin' Mah Knawledge - Up to 10 charges stored. Can copy one active and passive ability. For actives, 1 charge used per 1 charge on the active. For passives, 1-5 charges used based on the passive's intensity (the GM decides). The copied abilities can be swapped out with other ones of the same types.
Passive: Greater Focus - While not attacking or using Sappin' Mah Knawledge, the Spellthief gets double charge speed for Sappin' Mah Knawledge.
Passive: Salt Level Stabilization - Sappin' Mah Knawledge can't copy Skirmish Maneuvers entities' actives and passives.
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Entity Actions:
Spellthief copies Highest Point on Venuz.
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"Huh. Could have sworn I was gonna die."
The Shadow of Epsilon calls for backup.
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A Brimstone Fae, mostly dark red, stuck in a black flower, like a mix between an efreeti and an alraune, appears behind Alicia. Another young woman, with an orange Sigma on her shirt, is holding on to the flower.
"Salutations!"
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Epsilon immediately regrets everything. We don't need more waifus. We need to-
"Get that [PG] tag (/)utta here? G(/)t it!"

Yes, Xtrullor. That was definitely what I was gonna say.
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Xtrullor uses the TIME FCUK to backspace the [PG] out of existence.
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My inventory, project and Arena Cue can be found here.
 
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Ok then.
A giant turnip apperars positioned in every dimension on top of Godmodder, then falls crushing him. As you see, it's undodgeable.

Akhem.

Rzepka, a poem for children by a Polish writer Julian Tuwim

Zasadził dziadek rzepkę w ogrodzie,
Chodził te rzepkę oglądać co dzień.
Wyrosła rzepka jędrna i krzepka,
Schrupać by rzepkę z kawałkiem chlebka!
Więc ciągnie rzepkę dziadek niebożę,
Ciągnie i ciągnie, wyciągnąć nie może!

Zawołał dziadek na pomoc babcię:
"Ja złapię rzepkę, ty za mnie złap się!"
I biedny dziadek z babcią niebogą
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!

Przyleciał wnuczek, babci się złapał,
Poci się, stęka, aż się zasapał!
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!

Zawołał wnuczek szczeniaczka Mruczka,
Przyleciał Mruczek i ciągnie wnuczka!
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!

Na kurkę czyhał kotek w ukryciu,
Zaszczekał Mruczek: "Pomóż nam, Kiciu!"
Kicia za Mruczka,
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!

Więc woła Kicia kurkę z podwórka,
Wnet przyleciała usłużna kurka.
Kurka za Kicię,
Kicia za Mruczka,
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!

Szła sobie gąska ścieżynką wąską,
Krzyknęła kurka: "Chodź no tu gąsko!"
Gąska za kurkę,
Kurka za Kicię,
Kicia za Mruczka,
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!

Leciał wysoko bocian-długonos,
"Fruńże tu, boćku, do nas na pomoc!"
Bociek za gąskę,
Gąska za kurkę,
Kurka za Kicię,
Kicia za Mruczka,
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!

Skakała drogą zielona żabka,
Złapała boćka - rzadka to gradka!
Żabka za boćka,
Bociek za gąskę,
Gąska za kurkę,
Kurka za Kicię,
Kicia za Mruczka,
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
A na przyczepkę
Kawka za żabkę
Bo na tę rzepkę
Też miała chrapkę.

Tak się zawzięli, Tak się nadęli,
Ze nagle rzepkę
Trrrach!! - wyciągnęli!
Aż wstyd powiedzieć,
Co było dalej!
Wszyscy na siebie
Poupadali:
Rzepka na dziadka,
Dziadek na babcię,
Babcia na wnuczka,
Wnuczek na Mruczka,
Mruczek na Kicię,
Kicia na kurkę,
Kurka na gąskę,
Gąska na boćka,
Bociek na żabkę,
Żabka na kawkę
I na ostatku
Kawka na trawkę.

*By this moment the battlefield is littered with many, many empty bottles of water*

Akhem. (again)

The Turnip, or a perfectly bad exact translation of Rzepka which doesn't even rhyme

A grandfather planted a turnip in the garden,
He went to see the turnip every day.
The turnip grew juicy and stalwart,
It would be great to eat it with a piece of bread!
So the poor grandfather pulled the turnip,
And he pulled, and pulled, and he couldn't pull it out!

So the grandfather called the grandmother to help him:
"I'll hold the turnip and you will hold me!"
And the poor grandfather with the poor grandmother
Pulled, and pulled, and couldn't pull it out!
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pull still would be handy!

The grandson came, catched the grandmother,
And sweated, moaned, he even got out of breath!
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pull still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!

The grandson called Frisky the puppy,
Frisky came and started pulling grandson!
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pull still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!

A cat couched at a hen,
Frisky woofed: "Help us, Kitty!"
Kitty pulled Frisky,
Frisky pulled grandson,
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pull still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!

So Kitty called hen from the yard,
And the kind hen came.
Hen pulled Kitty,
Kitty pulled Frisky,
Frisky pulled grandson,
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pulled still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!

A goose walked on a narrow path,
The hen shouted: "Come here, goose!"
Goose pulled hen,
Hen pulled Kitty,
Kitty pulled Frisky,
Frisky pulled grandson,
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pulled still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!

A long-nose stork flew,
"Come here, stork, help us!"
Stork pulled goose,
Goose pulled hen,
Hen pulled Kitty,
Kitty pulled Frisky,
Frisky pulled grandson,
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pulled still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!

A green frog hopped by the road
And catched the stork - it's a rare thing!
Frog pulled stork,
Stork pulled goose,
Goose pulled hen,
Hen pulled Kitty,
Kitty pulled Frisky,
Frisky pulled grandson,
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
And a jackdaw at the end,
Because she also
Wanted that turnip.

They were so stubborn, they bloated so much,
That suddenly
Thwack!! - They pulled the turnip out!
It's a shame to say
What was next!
All off them fell on each other:
Godmodder on turnip, <- that is by me
Turnip on grandfather,
Grandfather on grandmother,
Grandmother on grandson,
Grandson on Frisky,
Frisky on Kitty,
Kitty on hen,
Hen on goose,
Goose on stork,
Stork on frog,
And in the end
Frog on the jackdaw.

Phew. That was long.
*there's an uncountable number of glass bottles on the battlefield now*
BEWARE! Don't slip on the bottles!

TL;DR
The Godmodder was crushed by a giant turnip and then rescued but after the damage was done. Also, because I drank much water (you get thirsty when you read loudly) entities can slip on a bottle and hurt itself.

I know I shouldn't attack Alpha twice before EOTB, but I was so angry at him.

Alchemy (I'll post this every post despite the fact I have to increment it once every round)
1. First slot:
Zombie arm && A Little Bit Of Necromantic Energy = The Hand of the Damned (Level 5) (3/6)
Summons three very low HP zombies which deal moderate damage.
2. Second slot:
(Coins -> Wizard = Crystal Orb) && Gunpowder && Twilight dye = Shadow Orb (Level 5) (3/6)
Fires an explosive shadowy orb which detonates on impact dealing AoE damage.
3. Third slot:
Illegal gun parts && Lost memories && Eraser = Memory gun (Level 10) (2/11)
Deals some-but-not-so-much-but-again-not-so-few damage and applies confusion. Has a chance to instead wipe the memory of an entity and make it [AG].

Had this ready before the ERROR, but wanted to post it first, so I post this now.
 
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The Annoyance: 33/150 (+2 from Sp33d)
Glass Cannon: 2/50
Brick Wall: 2/50
+3 Sp33d0n

Enerald pulls out a phone, dials in (000)-000-5082 and waits.

The Borg attack the Gunyolk.

Enerald pulls out the Timonado and grins. Time for some Matrix. The Timonado activates, and a trio of symbols appears in the center "タイム". And then he is gone. He reappears a second or so later. Coincidentally, Gunyolk has many holes and slash wounds in it.

Next he pulls out the Rainbowsaber and walks over to the Gunyolk, stabbing it exactly once.

He puts away the Rainbowsaber and pulls out Darkscalibur....wait no, not that. Instead, he takes the edgy fanfic that Darkscalibur was stuck in, and forces Gunyolk to read it

(Glowstick&&Lightsaber)&& Master Sword && Heavy Claw (EBF) = Explosive Laser Sword Gun Thing. 5/13
It's a Heavy Cannon thing, with a lightsaber bayonet attacked. Simple enough.

Master Sword ++ Thyme
 
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179/300 for Restoration. help: goldenready (completed), cyanogynist (completed), abeneautmal (completed), Darkside (15). The air hums with energy... someone is coming... Someone dangerous.
16/50 for the power of air
6/50 for the plantlife
Elements' Malice AND status effect amplifier 8/15
Mass Dream-struction AND infinite duplicator rack 1/?
Thirty Birds with One Stone AND Exterminatus Bomb 1/?
+1 to goldenready, +2 to darkside

Bid progress: (note, if you have more than 50 points here, you will only have 50 subtracted from your score. If nobody has more than 15 points, NOBODY wins)
darkside: 61
Cyan: 60
Sirplop: 19
Abeneautmal: 17
Pricey: 18
Goldenready: 14
Redstone: 15
nemean lion: 6
battlefury: 5
kelvin: 1

Favors owed:
Goldenready (Continuous +1 application)
Abeneautmal
Cyanogynist
Darkside

I take out a large piece of cheesecake and throw it through the air. It is now a magnificent flying cheesecake.
It smashes into the Borg, dealing obscene amounts of damage.
Or that might have been the enormous wave of bullets and rockets that came from Ultimatum when I opened fired to try and shoot the cheesecake out of the air. I guess we'll never know.
 
==> Deal with the [PG] Tag
A tag? that's the threat? Half tempted to turn into a kaiju and crush it outright.... But I'm still saving that one up. Instead, I'm going to zip up the Coat of the Witch's Son, flip the hood up, and proceed to set up a large cauldron, already filled a third of the way with lightly salted water. Setting a lava block underneath to keep it warm, I get right to work. "Let's see... Soup or death potion?" Walking over, grab the [PG] tag and shove it in the boiling water. "Soup. Soup is safer to leave sitting out in this chaos." Proceeding to cover it with chopped broccoli, and pile of parmesan rinds, I stir the caldron, smacking the [PG] tag down with a wooden paddle if it tires to escape somehow. A moment later, equal parts soy sauce and lemon juice fall from the sky, and land neatly in the [PG] tag soup in-progress. Setting a heavy lid on it, I set out a sign that reads 'FREE SOUP'.

==> Is... Is that safe to eat?
Why wouldn't it be? It's honestly not the strangest thing I've had to cook.

New Alchemy:
[PG] tag && [AG] tag || Sword && Blank Spellbook = ???
Not the hostile tag, just, a regular alignment tag from each side.

Alchemiter:
Mourning Claws && Heliotrope Talons of Lightning= Claws of Somber Lightning (Level 15) 3/16
Shattered Sburb Disk || Blank Notebook = Scratch Note (Level 20) (2/21)

Inventory:
Storm Lord's Seal
Coat of the Witch's Son
Mourning Claws
Beastmaster's Burning Heart
Heliotrope Talons of Lightning

Charges:
Rain-Drenched Flames: 22/25
Leviathan and Behemoth's Embrace: 21/50
New Charge: 11/100

Support:
Piono (+3)
 
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Action:
>Reveal

The answer is ...

A red herring.

Get prank'd, Trickster scrub.

(This is an actual riddle. I've been looking for where I read about it, but I can't seem to find it. I did not specifically make this up to be impossible, it's joke riddle that is supposed to have a ridiculous, nonsensical tricky answer.)

Can I give the entire PG side a scan at once? Better yet, can I scan the Godmodder, just because?

Alchemy:

NEW AND FRIGID:
Whip || ((((A Rotten Egg || Rock of Ages (this is a level 10 enchant, just to make determining the level easier) == The Egg Timer) && Bomb of Absolute Concatenated Overpowered Nullification == Ill Timed Breakfast) && Miniature Green Sun == Green Eggs and Bam) && (Ruby ++ Time == Time Crystal) && (Emerald ++ Space == Distortion Gem)) = [(Dominion?) 1/?]

The Monado III (Xenochronicles) && Windshear (Skyrim) && Biggoron sword (Ocarina of Time) && Lightsaber = CitruShears [Level 14, 10/15]

(A black and purple umbrella || [Laser Gun || (Fission Reactor && Fusion Reactor && Miniature Star && Fusion Bomb)] && x5 Remote Controlled Attack Drone && Jetpack) = Doombrella [Level 25 7/26]

Charged Inventory:
The Living Flame: Charge = 4.5 (Charge increments by one each turn, so 0.5 each post if I post twice in a single turn); Hot Pants (2 charge); Fireblast (5 charge); Smokescreen (10 ammo left); Immolate (5 ammo left); Raging Inferno (8 charge required, 2 ammo left); Conflagration (12 charge, Raging Inferno MUST BE USED!); Information on attacks will be provided here on turns TLF is used. It otherwise grants small fire-based damage bonuses to attacks where applicable (ie. melee strikes).

Charges:
21/100
2/50 Keyboard Cat
22/50 Countered

Assists (Currently working on Pionochain):
+3 DarkSide
 
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>1/2

-=Charges
Ţ͡h̶̨e̡͜ ̵Eņ͢͝d̛͢le͜͞҉s͟s̶͏ ͠͏O͘҉͜ne͏ (270/300)
Hive (42/50)
Prophet of Annihilation (8/12)

-=Summons
Nothing yeeeeeet.

-=Actions
Looooook at that AZRAEL! He's lookin' FINE!
...
Meanwhile, in entity land...
The Artificial Guardian runs up to the [PG] and, because it is a machine, spellchecks it to read [PIG].
Congrats, PGs. You now have a pig.
Danny DeVito then steals said pig from the PGs, and rides it into battle against Mai. Why, I do not know. He's developing a mind of his own, I tell you!
The Wastewalkers run over and eat the Borg.
...
*nom*
I think they're going kawaii...

Aaaanyways, that Tricky Trickin' Trickster guy ain't lookin' too good.
Lookin' rather frail, are we?
You little semi-demi-mini fez?
What? You're not a fez?
What rubbish!
See, I can put you on my head!
Hahaa!
Look here, ol' friend ol' pal ol' sport o' mine;
You're a hat, and you'll like it!
You'll be the crown around town!
The piece none can resist!
'Tis a grand existence!
...
What do you mean, you're really not a fez?
~MAGIC~
Now you are, truly, a fez.

-=Alchemies
An Empty Cereal Box && A lot of 7s && 'Boat Nectar' == Helmet of the Ducky Charms (lv. 11, 9/12) (Helmet) [EE] --The entity gets a 15% chance to get a HIGH TIDE! at any given attack, which doubles their damage by 2x until the end of the turn.
Dunestrider's Sunback && Eternity's Tremor == Dunestrider's Tremor, of the Original Name (Lvl. 18, 8/19) (cloak) [EE] -- Confers a 5% chance to nullify damage dealt by an entity to equipped entity.
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction: N/A

You craft the alchemy, and give it the tag [EE] (Entity Equipment). The player may not use this alchemy normally, and may only equip it to an entity of their choice (maybe only under their control - I dunno; YOU DECIDE!). Once it is equipped, that entity gains the properties of the alchemy equipped. Equipped alchemies cannot be moved off of entities unless that entity dies. Once it does, the alchemy returns to it's creators inventory, and must be "reshaped" - You can't put a dragon's chestplate onto a giant floating boat and expect it to fit properly.

This gives a way of -slightly- upgrading old entities with newer stuff.

*NOTE* Equipments shouldn't make anything unbeatable - just gives them some more abilities beyond their base creation.

Example:
Bottled Dragonfire && Gauntlet == Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/11) - This could give an entity a fire-attack ability.
Reshape: Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/5)

Reshaping an Equipment takes lvl / 2 charge time rounded up.
Inventory
+1 to Toast, +1 to Piono, and +1 to Darkside
 
Blood: 90,000 +?
Dreams: online
|slot one| Dream of Hilarity - Gain "Feeling Funny" buff, or give the buff to someone else, which gives you/ally a 33% dodge rate for two turns. 6 turn cooldown.| (source: benevolent clowns) on cooldown, 4 turns left.
|Slot two| empty|
|Slot three| empty|
|Slot four| empty|
Foodman 2 16/20 +3 W32coravind
steffan 12/40
2/REAH DACTED ?
+3 consumer Hezetor consumer
celestial mirror && blood dagger && JOEs perception crystal && soulshard katana && technosoulblade ==TechnoRelease blade level 25 10/26
NEW ALCHEMYS:
Gaia metal(earth-infused metal) && Liquid air(a special magical type of air) && Phoenix Flame(special fire) && Elemental Water(self explanatory) || Void Seed (void corrupts stuff) = Corruption of light lvl ? 1/?
[is a alchemy material, not exactly useful alone. intent is for alchemys using this to be stronger for their level then normal, but it does nothing alone]
((Gaia metal || mech frame) ++ machinery) && (Computer && time warp core ++cooling ++intelligence && assorted future tech &&Three laws of robotics = Post-singularity superintelegence )) || assembly line ++ balancing = Robotic Robotic robot assembly line assembly line lvl ? 1/? [intent: summon little robot assembly lines that make robots or something. inceptinion]

I walk over to the borg and start channeling mana. 902873 should do it, right?
at the same time, this guy who's name i forgot gets absorbed, and all the borg members gain his qualitys, becoming treacherous gamblers. this keeps them away long enough for me to use the perception
 
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Sniper Armor, lvl 3, incerases accuracy of guns
Empire Earth IV, lvl 3
Disassembly,lvl 5
Thunder Stone (lvl 5)
Transformation Stone (lvl 5)
Two Handed Axe, lvl 7
Typhoon Sniper (lvl 7)
Matlera Hook (lvl 9)
Sol's Twig (lvl 10)
Angelic Longbow (lvl 10)
Demonic Recurve (lvl 10)
Thunder Essence (lvl 15)
Power Ranger Armor (lvl 15)
Balladina's Poisoned Longsword (lvl 25)
Ultimata Drain Rifles (lvl 26)
Bold is for crafted items
Italics is for gained from other things (like steal...)
Underline is for found items via charges
Purple: Lvl 1-5
Blue: Lvl 6-10
Light Blue: Lvl 11-15
Green: Lvl 16-20
Yellow: Lvl 21-25
Orange: Lvl 25-35
Red: Lvl 36-50
Rainbow: Lvl >50
Black: Spoil
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Charges:
Elite/Boss: Collab/Pricey: Nihil Novi (23/100) (+2 Pricey)
Charge/item merge: Liberium Malicous (11/35)
Entity: Mi-Hetir (11/40)
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Alchemies:
Slot 1:

Materials&Resulting item: Fragment of Reality && TM Machine && (Leaf Blade && Blade of Grass && Fairy Dust) || HM Fly && Angel Wings && Demon Wings == Dual Blade of The Very Best

Level: 11
Progress: 10/12

Description: Whatever, someone, who decided to make it, must have nuts to create that thing. It essentially has been created from someone, who shipped both Serperior and Sylveon, and played Terraria. Yeah, that's right, that's me, Thartler. It appears to be made from grass, enchanted by light magic and with real wings on it. The item can #rekt the foes, by attacking them by voice, but when voice appears, a sharp, sword-like grass projectiles shoot out of the sword. The user then is granted wings to fly, and home in target. Seems scary, yeah?

Slot: 2

Materials&Resulting item: (Sylveon's essence && Serperior essence) && Polish Flag && PWNHammer && The Great One && Sans ashes || Undyne's Spear == The Genocidal Shipper's Spear

Level: 16
Progress: 10/17

Description: Wait, wait, I'm that shipper. The spear looks pretty simple - figure of two Pokemon on left and right side, Polish flag on middle and titanium tip. Anyways, here's function. User stabs the spear in front of foe summoning both Serperior and Sylveon ghosts, but in middle of confession, scenery suddenly changes to Polish Sejm where a random noble ghost says: "Veto! I disagree! Sejm's canceled. Go back to homes." Before the Serperior ghost uses Grass Pledge, the Sylveon Ghost uses Fairy Wind, and then the person wielding this weapon gives enemy bad time, causing both ghost attacks to hit the foe. Finally, user stabs soul of enemy roughly 13 times.

Slot: 3

Materials&Resulting item: Triple-scoped Sniper Scope && Typhoon Sniper && (Transformation Stone && Thunder Stone) && Zeus's Thunder && TM Thunder && Electrosphere Launcher == Electrotyphoon SnipeThunder

Level: 13
Progress: 10/14

Description: It is upgrade of Typhoon Sniper, which adds two new modes. Thunder, for all needs of striking foes like robots and such, and imbue with electric, which can kinda do serious damage. And annoy the hell out from foes, and scare them, since sounds are so LOUD!
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Actions&RP:
"Well, Alpha, if the Shaman couldn't take a hit, why do you insist? We'll all defeat you... Maybe not by my hands, but there's some people wanting you dead."

I quickly fixate on Borg. And I replace g with k, so it's Bork instead. Then I cut one half-circle from B and we have Pork. HAH! He's a Pig pork!

I quickly hex him into a pig, then kill it, then cook his meat, then give it to eat for Zombie. It dies, then Borg comes back.

I do it about 99 times then...

And yet he's back.

I just slaughter him onto bits and pieces. Not even single bone will be <BORK> remembered.
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Stats:
HP: N/A, why do you want to know HP of invulnerable player?
Spoil Cooldown: N/A
Item Cooldown: Power Ranger Armor: ★★★★
Charges:
★ - 1
✰ - 0
♡ - ??? (coming soon(not))
♥ - ??? (coming soon(not))
Bombs: N/A, what, did you think it's 2hu? (Maybe doing it later? ✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰)
That might go on until I do something.
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Helping:
+1 Cyan
+2 Pricey
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OOC:
 
>2/2

-=Charges
Ţ͡h̶̨e̡͜ ̵Eņ͢͝d̛͢le͜͞҉s͟s̶͏ ͠͏O͘҉͜ne͏ (271/300)
Hive (43/50)
Prophet of Annihilation (9/12)

-=Summons
Nothing yeeeeeet.

-=Actions
I boop Alpha's nose.
...
Am I cool yet?

-=Alchemies
An Empty Cereal Box && A lot of 7s && 'Boat Nectar' == Helmet of the Ducky Charms (lv. 11, 10/12) (Helmet) [EE] --The entity gets a 15% chance to get a HIGH TIDE! at any given attack, which doubles their damage by 2x until the end of the turn.
Dunestrider's Sunback && Eternity's Tremor == Dunestrider's Tremor, of the Original Name (Lvl. 18, 9/19) (cloak) [EE] -- 5% chance to nullify damage dealt by an entity to equipped entity.
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction: N/A

You craft the alchemy, and give it the tag [EE] (Entity Equipment). The player may not use this alchemy normally, and may only equip it to an entity of their choice (maybe only under their control - I dunno; YOU DECIDE!). Once it is equipped, that entity gains the properties of the alchemy equipped. Equipped alchemies cannot be moved off of entities unless that entity dies. Once it does, the alchemy returns to it's creators inventory, and must be "reshaped" - You can't put a dragon's chestplate onto a giant floating boat and expect it to fit properly.

This gives a way of -slightly- upgrading old entities with newer stuff.

*NOTE* Equipments shouldn't make anything unbeatable - just gives them some more abilities beyond their base creation.

Example:
Bottled Dragonfire && Gauntlet == Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/11) - This could give an entity a fire-attack ability.
Reshape: Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/5)

Reshaping an Equipment takes lvl / 2 charge time rounded up.
Inventory
+1 to Toast, +1 to Piono, and +1 to Darkside
 
Ho hum

Forging...
Slot 1: In Progress
(Obsidian Swordfish || Colorless Shine && Boundless Possibility && Foresight && Aequaliter Nubila) && Tome of Coward's Lament && Projectile Sensor && Element Shift Sensor = Fish of the Brave (Lv. 20, 18/21)

What I put into here should be an obvious indicator as to what I'm making...
but in case it wasn't obvious enough, this purple flying chainsaw boatfish (Yes, BOATfish) is the bane of anyone foolish enough to be standing behind an opponent for protection, or standing some distance away, not willing to fight hand-to-hand. We're talking A-Grade bullgorilla with this weapon. On top of having the abilities of its components, it WILL ruin the day of any who even THINK about using projectiles or magic in any way, and even more so if they're hiding behind cover, meatshields or otherwise.

Heh. I probably pissed off a lot of people with just the description of this alchemy, and probably got a lot of people hating me. But do I care? Nope. I'll still be making it.

What can I say? I love making these brutal and potentially game-changing weapons.
...
Huh. Looks like my hatred for cowards is actually paying off.

Slot 2: In Progress
An unknown person walks up to the Alchemiter to create something... presumably in the stead of someone else...

(Ring of the Dragoon Shards (Lv. 10) && Relic Repair Bots = Ring of the Dragoon (Lv. 10)) && 7 Crystal Stars && 7 Black Soul Gems = The Unrealistic Approach (Lv. 19, 6/20)

This dangerous ring, combining the immense power of the Seven Crystal Stars, and the equivalent of 7 Human SOULs, manipulating reality constructively and destructively, and heightening one's own soul power has never been simpler. The wearer of this knows their full extent of their power reserves, but only as they wear this ring they finally are able to unleash everything they have. What the wearer gains from this is directly dependant on how strong their soul is, what their full potential is, the abilities they have... the whole nine yards, really. However, while the power of almost all of these is additive with power, the strength of the soul is the multiplication factor for all of it. So a normal human would have a multiplicative factor of 1; a normal Darkone, 1.5; and a being without a soul gets nothing out of it.

The souls used in the recipe are transferred over to the Crystal Stars; the Diamond, Emerald, 'Gold', Ruby, Sapphire, Garnet, and 'Crystal' stars; one for each, the power of the stars sealing them inside with extreme power, essentially making them a part of the stars. All of the souls were also seemingly willing to do this, none of them struggling to get out of their crystal prisons. They also made great failsafes; impenetrable on the outside, and one could only drain the power that flows out of the star's borders anyway, even with an immense understanding of magical and/or technological knowledge, making extracting the souls from it nearly impossible. And let's not forget the wielder of the ring will be watching over it constantly as to not let it fall into the wrong hands.

Thanks to the fact that a now repaired Ring of the Dragoon is the base of the recipe, the wearer will be able to turn into a dragon[kin] at will.

Slot 3: In Progress
Delta Mechaniza VIII && Ghastly Mecha && Fragments of the Star Dream Soul OS = Computing Nightmare (Lv. 23, 18/24)

I really shouldn't be making this. REALLY.
But I MUST.
Proper description coming never...?
...Eh, screwit.

Powerful mechanisms. Impervious metal. Immovable souls. These are the traits of the items that you know belong to me.
However, when combined with a program designed to destroy multiple worlds and can wipe out all life, as well as do time-space shenanigans... yeah, this is a bow and arrow you DON'T want to be ANYWHERE NEAR. I mean, unless you're the wielder, in which case, shoot as many or as few arrows as you want. Your foes wouldn't live either way.

Don't f*** with this weapon.

Slot 4: In Progress
Imagine Dragon (Lv. 10) || Phase Knife && Murasama (MGR:R) && (Fiery Greatsword && Flame of Oblivion = Ravaging Inferno) && (Frostbrand && Void Fang && Kernel of Reality = Dimensional Freeze) && A Lead Copy of The Axe = Armament Obliterator (Lv. 17, 7/18)

This time, it should work.

An impossible weapon to lock blades with, the Armament Obliterator was made for it's purpose; destroying armaments. Be them Draconium, Nothinium, or even Divinium, this blade gets the job done. However, given DtG's nature, it's unlikely to do that to Alchemies that are not in a PvP match. That would be cheap. And even then, it would only likely break them a bit, requiring multiple hits to destroy... temporarily.

Getting hit with this weapon either way would likely make normal weapons and armor just... fail and break. However, it seems like that's it's only purpose; the various deep, sharp grooves in one side of the blade and the smooth, blunt opposite side of the blade make it easy to, say, lower attack and defense of the opposing entity, but otherwise it's a weak weapon.

Charges...

Charge 1: Unrestricted

The Beginning of the End(94/150) [ALCHEMY] (+3 Sirplop)
Eh, screw Hush. He can wait.
This will help me more in the long run.

Charge 2: 50-point cap

Frostbite (3/50) [ENTITY]
Hell froze over.

Charge 3: 50-point cap

A giftwrapped box (28/50) [GIFT] (+4 Piono, +5 Abe, +3 Cyan)
But what's in the box, I wonder?

Entities...

The Forge of Evil [AG]:The Forge itself is dead. Irrelevant summons deleted.

Summons:
-Shyper: 80,000/80,000 HP (5,000 Regen), Medium attack. Costs 100 metal.
-Factory Chief: 40,000/40,000 HP, High attack, can spend turn healing the forge, poisons for 2 turns on hit. Costs 100 metal.
-Gunyolk: 100,000/100,000 HP, Massive attack, must recharge for 1 turn after attacking. Breaker Beam: IIIIII, deals an absolutely unreal amount of damage to the target, likely killing them. Costs 300 metal.

Mecha DarkSide
000/100 SOP. Lvl 5.
130,000/130,000 HP. 16/16 AP (3 Regen). 0/5 UP.
1 turn respawn time.
Current Ability List: (1/4 Passives, 1/4 Skills)
-Mecha Claw S I: Rend the target with a large, metallic claw. Your attack deals 1.25x more damage to foes under 20% HP. 4 AP.
-Overwhelm P I: Your body cools as fans turn on and your plates harden, allowing you to take 0.9x damage from foes under 50% HP. 2 AP/turn. Off.
GM Formats and Stats (updated regularly by me)
Mecha DarkSide: [AG] 130,000/130,000 HP. 16/16 AP (3 Regen). 029/100 SOP. Lvl 5.

Shypers: Bodyguard the Gunyolk
Factory Chief: Attack the Borg
Gunyolk: Prepare.

Actions...

Ho hum

Mecha DarkSide gains 0 SOP!

Let's be honest, the Trickster died by now. Before reaching the threshold too. Darn.

Spoils & Other Chargeables...
Lance of Creation (III)
Casts Genesis.
Genesis: Deals massive holy damage to 3 entities, heals allied entities. (greatly increased damage against groups. Groups only count as 1 entity.)
"The user raises the Lance of Creation, causing a massive white cross silhouette with wings to appear. It flies above the 3 targeted entities and obliterates the area around them, as well as the entities themselves. It then heals an allied entity."

Mark of Chaos {IIIIII}
Upon use of this spoil, choose one of the Gods of the Warp - Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, or Nurgle. Depending on the chosen god, this spoil will have different effects.
Khorne: Crits three entities' next attacks by filling them with bloodlust.
Tzeentch: Deal very high (100,000) damage to an entity by throwing a blast of Warp-fire.
Slaanesh: Heal an entity for a very high (100,000) amount by knitting together their flesh. Unfortunately, they also gain several non-gameplay-effecting mutations.
Nurgle: Infect an entity with a potent version of Nurgle's Rot. This blight decreases their attack by 25% and deals 20,000 damage to them per turn, lasting for 3 turns.

...Locket [III]
When used along with the Heart... (owned by W32Coravint), performs an absolutely massive heal on one entity. Otherwise, heals a moderately high amount to one entity.

Nice Fleece Blanket /IIIIIIII/
When used, it will both shield an entity for 2 turns, AND make all their attacks inflict Blaze for 2 turns.
Suldaan - Armageddon: {III}
Sends meteors down into a foe, or multiple foes. Deals massive damage to a lone target, but can also evenly split the damage between up to 10 targets.
"As the stars shine more brightly than usual, meteor(s) begin to pierce straight through the atmospheric layers of the earth like butter. They strike the enemy, and ravage them. Other than that, you can do whatever the dump ya want with the meteors."

Leinro Fiit - Rebalance: ^III^
Buffs the attack, defense, and dodge chance of an ally, or debuffs those stats for enemies, for 3 turns. You get 5 points, able to be applied to up to 5 targets. Multiple points can be applied to the same target for greater effect. Each point increases stat adjustments by 5% each.
"The blade form of the weapon is raised. Five unstable, purple-pink beams emerge from the tip of the blade, flying in strange patterns as they travel to the target entity/(ies). As they land on their mark, the enemies affected feel badly weakened, while allies hit felt far stronger."

Ved Vozahnil - Dark Star: /IIIII/
Deals high damage to a single entity, and inflict Deteriorate on them for 2 turns.
Deteriorate: Decreases attack, and deals damage over time to current and max HP.
‘The blade is leveled directly at the target, and a massive burst of raw negative energy flies clean out of the user's body, mind, and soul, through the blade, and shot out in the form of a lance, withering the target's willpower, essence, flesh, and innards as it slices through the target's face like a boat through water. The burst is said to relieve even the most extreme of stress from the user."

Support:
Sirplop (+3) (Full throttle.)

Everything has been moved to this GOOGLE DOC. Praise!
 
Welp, there is a bevy of time no longer constrained by zero, so expect me to pull out longposts more often. Heh.

@TrickleJest : Yes, Canovivibe is indeed a one-post summon. You'll see that from me more; I'll have action summaries, and I'll list when charges are expended. Speaking of Canovivibe, he's not on the field.

You have also skipped my preview of an alchemy. Again. I've made it extremely flashy this time.

Charged Alchemies: |III>I>I|
Akron's Core: |IIIII>IIIII>II|
Crystalized Ki: |IIIII|
Central Processing Unit: |IIIIII|
Medusa's Head: |IIII|!USING!
Rebalance: |III|!USING!
Doom Unleashed: |III|!USING!
Fear the Darkness: |IIIII|!USING!

Triton's Scepter:
  • Seaspray: |III| (much like Dust Storm, creates a wave that crashes against the rocks on the ground throwing a cold spray up in the faces of the target, decreasing their accuracy for a round or two.)
  • Splash: |IIIII| (hit the opponent with that big wave from seaspray, dealing damage and inflicting Wet, which decreases accuracy by a tiny bit)
  • Water Whip: {7/7 ammo} (You pull the water in the air up into a cyllinder around the tip of the staff, creating a low hit point water tentacle that increases your attack power while its still alive.)
  • Whirlpool: {4/4 ammo} (Traps an entity in a whirlpool for 3 rounds, dealing DoT and causing them to deal half damage to anything that's not also caught in the whirlpool.)
  • Tidal Wave: |IIIIIIII| {2/2 ammo} (Summons an enormous tidal wave that crashes into three target entities, dealing heavy damage and inflicting waterlogged, which halves the strength of all outgoing effects AND lowers accuracy by a little bit.)
  • Diluvium: |IIIIIIIIII| {1/1 Ammo} {Tidal Wave Uses: 0/2} (Targets the entire field, inflict waterlogged on EVERYONE and deal heavy damage to all enemies, light damage to all allies.)

Uncapped! The Climax: 119 / 150
Unforgiven: 13 / 50. (+3 from Piono, +4 from Alpha)
Deicide Squad: 43 / 50.

Freyja bid:
TwinBuilder: 91-SUSPENDED-
Pionoplayer: 78
The Flaming Toast: 59
DarkSide: 58
Battlefury: 41
Consumer: 30
EmeraldMann: 15
Abeneautmal: 5
Sp33don: 1

WINNERS:
Cyanogynist (Jormungandr)
Generic (Fenrir)
Talist (Veðrfölnir)
Crystalcat (Tyr Bid)
W32Coravint (Tyr)

+3 to DarkSide.

A Rock from Limbo && Liquid Death && Zweihander = The Grayscale (Level 14: 10/15)

DONE: Katana || Pixel-sharp edge && Essence of a Time Giant && IDPD Captain's Badge = The Hunter's Blade (Level 15: 16/16)

Chronologically-Enhanced Luminite && IDPD Plasma Minigun && Glove of an IDPD Elite Heavy = The Complete Ejection (Level 20: 4/21)

Tear of Black Liquid Sorrow && Creative Energies && (Fragment of the Limbo Gatekeeper's gauntlet || Whole Gauntlet) = Charon's Hand (Level 18: 4/19)

NEW: Jar of Black Liquid Sorrow && Invincible Heartstrings && The Axe = The Last Song (Level ?: 1/?)

The Axe: The guitar that works as the best literal axe in standard Terraria. Doubltessly going to influence what the Last Song looks like.

PREVIEW: The Fade && Duri Iudicis && Immortal Soul of the Muse = ??? (Level ?)

The Fade (Level 15): A stealth suit created from the combination of Traho with extremely powerful stalker systems; a sleek green and nearly-black plate that is extraordinarily form fitting, offers incredible assistance to both close and long-range combat, comes with built-in cloaking technology as well as a jetpack for full 3-dimensional flight in pure silence, to say nothing of the extreme Gravity powers that this possesses.

Duri Iudicis: A robe imbued with the powers of Limbo. Strictly magical in nature, it allows its wearer to pull Limbo's signature style of combat; taking attacks (in this case strictly magical) and using them against your foes. By absorbing magical attacks, the wielder of this robe can copy and wield the magical powers used against them-including in wild combinations.

Immortal Soul of the Muse: Part of an outdated alchemical system that Toast once did. The intended point was to infuse alchemies with the associated power, but I never got around to infusing this to anything. In any case: This particular essence utilizes Sound and Music. You can see why a stealth suit might want to be able to control Sound and Music.

Expanding this a bit. A note: If it has parenthesis or curly brackets around its name, it's still locked.

Also, in case you're noticing discrepancies from the linked pastebin; Crys has allowed me to do some mild shuffling of the Class Levels, mostly making the 4th level Big Scenes come later than the other lower-level techniques.

Roxxanne [PG]: 150,000/150,000 HP. Level: 19; CR3.
  • Mage Chorus/Resonance/(Rhythmic)CR5/(Crescendo)CR9
  • Phoenix Breath/Sick Burns/(Ashes to Ashes)CR7/(Since the world's been turning)CR12
  • (Forme Shift)CR4/(Adaption)CR6/(Metamorphic)CR11/(Evolution)CR14
  • (Shotgun Shuffle)CR8/(Akimbo)CR10/(Bite the Bullet)CR13/(Lead Lotus)CR15
  • {Epoch()}CLASS RANK 5
  • {The Power} CLASS RANK 9
  • {Magicka} CLASS RANK 13
  • Aptitutde: Roxxanne gains +1 Level per any kills she makes.
  • The Shadows: 15% Dodge chance on yourself, cannot be negated by any means.
  • (Outfoxed): 10% Dodge Ignorance for you and your entities. CR7
  • (Climatic Summoning): All entities gain a minicrit and are invincible on their turn of summon. CR11
Zetta [PG]: 150,000/150,000 HP. Level: 12; CR3. RESPAWNING. (3/6)
  • Mind Killer/Dreambreaker/(Ego Eater)CR5/(Oblivion)CR9
  • Disaster Master/Gaia's Wrath/(Calamity Trigger)CR7/(This is it)CR12
  • (Smashforme)CR4/(Items On)CR6/(Wombo Combo)CR11/(Final Destination)CR14
  • (Saltwater Strike)CR8/(Seven Seas)CR10/(Whirlpool)CR13/(Bottomless)CR15
  • {Providence} CLASS RANK 5
  • {Insanity} CLASS RANK 9
  • {Dream Cycle} CLASS RANK 13
  • Hate Within: 35% chance of minicrit on Hostiles for all of your Entities as well as yourself. If chance procs while minicritting, upgrades to crit. If procced while critting, crit is not expended. Only works on Hostiles.
  • Determination: His Entities resist all Mind Controls successfully. (Zetta and the crew can't be MC'd to begin with, because they're players.)
  • (Providence): His Entities have an additional 25% resistance to any status effect that would cost them their turn. CR7
  • (Faking it): Zetta doesn't die on having HP turned to 0, but rather retreats tactically. He respawns 1 action sooner because he's gotten good at it at this point. (if he's the first to respawn on TPK he can act immediately.) CR11
Grimsby [PG]: 150,000/150,000 HP. Level 6; CR2. ACTIVE.
  • Sleuth Diplomacy/Case Closed/(Improptu Caucus)CR5/(Ceasefire)CR9
  • Hunter's Trick/(Powder Keg)CR3/(Mass Grave)CR7/(Slaughter)CR12
  • (Bloodborne)CR4/(Red River)CR6/(Vein Matters)CR11/(Baptism of Blood)CR14
  • (The Sight)CR8/(Grim Knowledge)CR10/(Psychoanalyze)CR13/(Evil Within)CR15
  • {Beast Within} CLASS RANK 5
  • {Your Best Nightmare} CLASS RANK 9
  • {Cut You Down} CLASS RANK 13
  • Pulchritude: His Entities have a 10% chance of minicritting randomly.
  • (Grim Times): Attackers have a 5% chance of Terror upon hitting Grimsby. CR3.
  • (Blood Rally): If harmed, Grimsby and his entities can attack the entity responsible. If successful, a third of the damage dealt is transferred back as HP. CR7.
  • (Lead by Example): His Entities have a 30% chance of minicritting if attacking an entity he has attacked that turn. CR11.
Mai [PG]: 150,000/150,000 HP +1 AC. Level 1: CR1.
  • The Arsenal/(Orbital)CR2/(Glass)CR5/(Dust)CR9
  • Will of Steel/(Unyielding)CR3/(Terminator)CR6/(The Stand)CR10
  • (Japonophile)CR4/(Name of the Moon)CR7/(Z)CR11/(One Punch Woman)CR13
  • (The Forge)CR8/(Prototype)CR12/(Beta Testing)CR14/(Mass Production)CR15
  • {The Steeline} CLASS RANK 5
  • {Mugen Mulligan} CLASS RANK 9
  • {Gravity Hurts} CLASS RANK 13
  • War Machine: 5% Damage increase and 1 AC point that cannot be ignored.
  • (Bombardment): +5,000 damage on all attacks that hit multiple targets you make. Applies to all targets. CR3
  • (Flexible Form): 15% chance of ignoring any status condition that causes a loss of action. If successful, all other effects of that status condition are also nullified for that turn. CR7
  • (Self-Repair): 10,000 HP Regen per turn, cannot be nullified. CR11.
L00T: 13

Skirmish Maneuver Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/hs1RPFNz

Lo, Arena stats, right here.

ACTION SUMMARY:
- Mai attacks the bodyguards of the Gunyolk, expending the Rebalance, Doom Unleashed and Fear the Darkness charges as well as the Medusa's Head! (In order: Shysters petrified (can't bodyguard), then Factory Chief unloaded on. If Factory Chief dead, Gunyolk is targeted until dead)
-Discussing with Alpha information regarding Mr. Red Text with Zetta.
-More RP with Alpha; Roxxanne suggesting a dumb/brilliant idea.
(GM can safely ignore the rest)
-more RP with @DarkSide.
-something mildly disturbing, including 3 paragraphs of the description of something because it's that flippin' complicated.
-RP RP RP RP RP RP RP RP RP RP RP RP.

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Mai knew what a warzone was. She certainly knew what a Godmodding War was, too. She had extensive records of many of the wars that took place before. She studied the battlefields like a champion, she knew its intricacies. Mai was not familiar with this war, was the thing that was making her hesitate. In blatant terms, she was outright invincible. Disregarding her beyond-normal levels of power, being a Descendant made her flatly unable to die and gave her access to unbelievable moves. Though everything was smaller and things could actually be larger than her now, the ways of war had not changed that radically.

But she hadn't seen it before. Or, seen it as she has now. Was she really even comparable to the thing she was before, actually? Mai was not sure if she could still be called the Mainframe, or just some nanomachine blob structured like a human girl that retained the memories thereof. Roxxanne had left the logs-the memories-unedited, including Roxxanne's insanity-induced theft. But perhaps her unfamiliarity with everything was proof that it wasn't really hers? But she didn't feel that was the case. No, she remembered it far too clearly. A testament to engineering or a deliberate memory? Perhaps it was just because she wasn't used to being this small. And for her, five-foot-six-inches was absolutely miniscule.

Perhaps she needed to stop standing around and actually do something! And something definitely looked urgent. While the Pro-Zero side was rallying a bit, it wouldn't last if she just sat there, so it was time to bring out some heavy firepower. She was almost about to do something regarding the Pale Rider, but his transformation into Azazel and his lovely 'introduction' to the Pro-Godmodder side (which she was on) made her stop and reconsider her options. The next most pressing thing, to her mind, was the Gunyolk. Heavily guarded and about to unleash a monster of an attack. It needed to die, and it preferably needed to die now. But-it was guarded by a bevy of entities. Three Shysters and a Factory Chief-about 280,000 HP of defense before she could actually attempt to do damage against the 100,000 HP entity. 380,000 units of designated life force.

Mai shrugged. Easy. Her valid structures included-well, they were blatantly not the 'Three Swords.' They were devices meant to replicate the effects, and coincidentally, without losing her 'preferred' form (that of the feminine form she took now), Mai could fit all three within her guts simultaneously without much error. They weren't the weapons, but Narrative decree would likely interpret them as the real deal anyhows-so she might as well just call them the Three Swords.

So, yes, in a metaphysical manner of speaking, she had three swords tucked away in her stomach. Three swords she was about to use.

First, Mai took a good long look at the Shysters. All in a stack, all bodyguarding the same target? All easily removed from their duties as bodyguards. Rendered useless in moments, if given the right time. She couldn't fire it upon the Gunyolk-that would be more useful, on the brink of such a powerful ability-but she could get rid of the things in the way, and the Shysters had the most HP of the lot. Mai kept her eyes on them, as they nervously fidgeted about. Mai's eyes flashed-and abruptly, a portal to space-time appeared, to a certain item ripped from a certain Terror. The Shysters were assailed by a fusillade of petrification lasers. They were nowhere near prepared enough to dodge it, nor in a position to do so, lest the Gunyolk get hit and their efforts wasted. And thus, the Shysters were turned into easily-bypassable stone statues. For two turns. Two turns would be enough. Now only the Factory Chief was left.

Then, Mai actually activated the swords. The one based upon Suldaan was first, the meteors. An attempt to eliminate the bodyguard for the Gunyolk before it became problematic. The AG entity side scrambled in the most absurd ways to just get out of the way, even though the orbs initially shot straight upwards. Mai found it funny that everyone was scrambling for protection in the most inefficient ways they could imagine, perhaps as some 'creative' defense against creative offense. It didn't matter. The meteors roared from the sky down below, a hail of death and mayhem-but they only targeted two, perhaps even one. The Gunyolk. The Factory Chief was the only thing close to in the way, so perhaps it would do its job? In any case, as many meteors as possible slammed down on the Gunyolk. If the Factory Chief was indisposed, so much the better. That was the furor of a Level 35 alchemy's charged ability. Er-hem.

Speaking of Level 35 Alchemies and their Charged abilities and not at all being subtle with the GM, Mai then activated the abilities based upon Leinro Fiit, the Rebalancing Abilities. If the Gunyolk could be targeted, Mai did so immediately; otherwise, the Factory Chief (the Shysters, petrified, pretty much have no way to intercept attacks) would take the blow, mostly just to ensure that it would be annihilated. Five orbs burst forth from Mai's midsection, flying high into the air above the Battlefield, before simply slamming into the Gunyolk, or whatever tried to intercept for it. The Gunyolk/Factory Chief was not harmed; it was saddled with weaker defenses, weaker agility, and weaker offensive abilities-25% each, to be precise.

Then, the third one. The sword that was Ved Vozahnil had a separate ability but it wasn't charged-it was more some morphic thing, and Mai didn't need that. However, the three swords together, with Ved as the primary catalyst, could execute a much more powerful ability, which DarkSide coined 'Fear the Darkness.' And thus, from Mai's midsection burst forth a singular lance of purest black, which twirled and flipped around many entities, around the Wastewalkers, overhead Zerisek, around as many obstructions as it could in a very fast attempt to get at the Gunyolk. If the Factory Chief yet stood, it would be obliterated; the sword would strike it down with an extreme negative force, which would then linger to eat at it longer. If not, the Gunyolk would take such a crippling attack.

Mai sighed as her body reconfigured. That was... Mildly exhausting. But also, terribly damaging.

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"Alpha," Zetta said, trying to gather the attention of the Cobalt Conqueror. "So, a status update. As you may have noticed, there's some idiot doing things with the Update Terminal that isn't the First Guardian. Guy with red text, rather than white, speaks primarily in Japanese... Or did until recently. May be another Guardian, may not be, leaning on the former personally. From the looks of what I can gather, he's related to Consumer-slash-Annis, Dylan and Hezetor on the AG side of the field and what they're planning-and they've described it to others as 'dancing on canon's dead shards.' Not sure what they exactly mean by 'canon' in this case, that's always a vague word, but as Consumer-slash-Annis is the head of this 'AG revolution' thing, it is probably related to that, and ergo probably something nasty aimed at you. That aside... Need I remind you the last time some small group of Descendants had some plan involving the ones in charge of the Update Terminal? Serpent and, uh, the other TIE-Fighter guy? Remember the Homestuck Invasion, the Employer, the Conflict, and remember how that worked out for you? I think we're dealing with the beginnings of that plot. Again."

"I don't know how high up this goes, but Descendancy is useful for doing things we wouldn't know anything about. I may need your help on this-when the time comes, I mean. But we ought to prove your dominance-and sniping out something of that calibur, or even just aiding in it, is definitely going to put your star in the ascendant. If you get what I mean," Zetta says. "I'll keep you in touch on this matter."

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Roxxanne still wasn't quite sure about this whole 'being in eight places at once' deal. While one Roxxanne was lounging back on the battlefield (far back) and enjoying Trickster Mode, and while another Roxxanne was chatting with DarkSide, and while a third was back in her little Pocket Dimension to work on her ship, a fourth was walking up to Alpha. THIS Roxxanne was the one who had the "GODMODDER'S FWIENDAWEY" T-shirt on-the others had their more usual, eye-bleeding affair going on.

"Yoooo, Alpha, Mr. Boss man! Uh, I just had a really stupid idea-but I'd like to pitch it to you, sir," Roxxanne said, chipper. "Uh, basically: You kind of hide in my body-like a ghost-and you'll give me access to your, uh, your godmodding! That way, I take the next hit against you, and then you get out of my body without any scratches-and maybe we can hit harder together! Oh, and the best part is that Shadow Roxxanne is way weaker than you are, AND the way godmodding works means she can't copy it, so she'll leave you alone! Oh, and we can get to know each other better, I think! Uh, is this totally stupid?"

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"Oh, they were outdated? Awesome... I think. I'm not really sure what's going on, if I'm honest," Roxxanne said in response to that touch of news. [color=#a900000]"Those notes do look interesting. Unending Nightmare, huh... Ugh. Just sounds like my situation. Of course the algamation of everything bad about me has an assimilation plot hanging over my head, and of course I can't just get rid of her magically because I can't do so without knowing what she really is in relation to me. Ugh. Such a headache. At least whatever that thing is looks physical enough to bleed. And if it bleeds... Well, you know the saying."[/color]

Roxxanne couldn't help but notice the stimulation of her tongue, a bit. Enough to feel it in her mouth. That was an annoying feeling. But still, her eyes darted back to the 'Unending Nightmare.' That looked strong.

Roxxanne looked back to Vasill. "So, uh, yeah, I'd like to know what you're really doing, if that's alright." Roxxanne says.

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And meanwhile, while four Roxxannes did four separate things, a fifth was just waking up.

This Roxxanne stretched her many arms out, rubbing her eyes, and opened them. She slumbered in some kind of meadow, but the world didn't seem quite right to her. The meadow was bordered by a forest of sakura trees-cherry blossoms, in bloom. The flowers smelled strongly of cherry as well-though mostly pink. Perhaps she fell asleep in some part of the pocket dimension?

Roxxanne got up. And up, and up, and up, and realized at once that she was much larger than normal. The flowers and trees were of normal size, but Roxxanne towered. Looking around, she saw no other signs of life around above nor around her.

Roxxanne then looked down. Roxxanne was assaulted by sudden visual feedback of looking at herself while she looked at herself, as suddenly her fourth body-which was not in fact her fourth body at all-was suddenly cognized of thousands of eyes in the form of thousands of Dolls, waists sunk into something in the dress that she was wearing. Or was, period.

"Augh!... What gives?!" Roxxanne asked, trying to get one of the dolls to answer her own question. Stupid mind shenanigans. She didn't bother with sounding as cutesy as usual.

"Shadow Roxxanne requested your presence in your mindscape. Further talking points. An attempt to convince you to her side." A doll said. That doll-the Platinum statue. It wasn't just on her dress-this one levitated in front of her face, even more small to her now, almost like looking at a speck of dust.

"Now? Of all times, just when I suggested the whole crazy possession plan...?" Roxxanne said. She focused for a moment, trying to gain perspective from the doll, to get a good look at herself, like a mirror.

She got it. Good grief did she get it. We're going for another three paragraphs of description on this entity, boys.

Roxxanne's mental incarnation-or at least the one she was in now-was huge. She was briefly reminded of an Arena fight, the one where she was insane, but comparatively the form she took then looked like this form's child. Huge was the first word for it. Roxxanne couldn't really tell how huge at a glance, but this form was huge. Like a living ballgown dress-made of skin? Armor? or some kind of fabric? It almost felt like all three. Whatever this odd substance was, it had the palest white she had ever seen, absolutely stainless, like light condensed and tamed. Around the skirt of this 'ballgown' were thousands of dolls-most of which Roxxanne hadn't even seen before-just happily embedded into the dress, just above the waist, and universally very tiny, about as small as they were around her 'normal' waistline. Two exemptions were made: The first were to a small bevy of pure pink, heart-masked 'girls' whos legs ended in razor points, dressed like magical girls (different each), which were the only ones actually touching the ground-and doing so in place of Roxxanne herself. They stood just beneath the underside-it looked like a flower flipped upside down, down there, with infinite legs of varying descriptions poking out. The other exemption was a group of eight much larger entities which looked like versions of her from the waist up. Disregarding quite a bit-the fae/anime-like apperance, the fact they were made of not-flesh substances, the longer hair-they almost looked like copies of her.

Altogether, four were familiar; the one made of sugar, red-and-green, hair of licorice and gummy worms, dressed in flashy multicolored attire, representing Tricksterdom; the one to the right, golden and pink and elegant, made of sparkles, wearing the most opulent dress Roxxanne could think of, representing Suedom (and perhaps never to really fully vanish); the one on the left, wild-maned, black-haired, wearing a spy catsuit, made of shadows, domino-masked... Hey, that one wasn't really familiar! But it represented rougishness, obviously. Lastly, the one on the back-the one who's face was engulfed by the gigantic pink heart behind her, wearing a full ensemble of pink and with hair of hearts. Love? Was that love? Probably. But those were only the familiar ones; there were four more of them, now; one at the front-right, of deepest purple, film and a film real dangling from purple hair a body made of... Leaves? Purple leaves? If they weren't pure purple it wouldn't feel too odd. She wore a beret and blue overalls. The one on the front-left was mostly silver, made of weapons; guns, bullets, knives, that sort of thing. Hair of gunpowder and barbed wire, eyes made of bullets. She even wore some kind of miltary uniform, albeit sleeveless. Was that her combat experience or something? Back-left's 'her' was entirely made of platinum, down to the hair and the regal dress but that didn't stop it from also bedecking itself with enough golden jewlery to put the most extravagant displays of wealth to shame, including a pompous crown and eyes of. The last 'newcomer' was fuzzy, with prominent dog ears and entirely covered in fur, and mostly blue. She looked kind of like Scyez, really.

And then there was the main body. At the point where the skirt met the bodice-or where that would have logically been, if we're comparing this crazy huge thing to a ballgown-things changed. No dolls were there, but it looked like paint of all sorts had just been messily splashed all over. Blots of paint, or perhaps colored ink. Some of the colors made her feel fuzzy to look at-like they had effects. Others... Blatantly were not colors. It all ended around the low-hanging collar of the dress (AKA the 'Berthe'), which was in this case a fanciful collar of sparkles, colors and Dolls, as if they were stitched into the dress. The dress which was her body. After the 'Berthe,' Everything was pure white, except for the actual head of this crazy thing, which looked like... Well. It stopped looking like Roxxanne and more had a passing resemblence, but it looked very pretty. It lacked features; nothing other than pure white skin, the anime-like point to suggest a nose, a mouth with beautiful rose-red lips, a upscaled version of her spectacles, and-oh, wow. Her eyes as a sue were like a television screen where no-one could decide which channel to pick and everyone kept going back to the channel with the card suits. Her eyes like this, however, had *those* eyes as mere pupils, with a soft white glow for irises and a extravagant splash of ever-shifting color (anime-style) for sclera. Her hair was a rainbow gradient as well, a singular bang crossing her head in two, the hair itself long enough to reach all the way down to where the bodice met the skirt, and dotted with gummy Snivies. Her 'sleeves,' or rather shoulders, were very poofy, but lead to an infinite amount of arms-and just beyond the giant heart, an infinite amount of tails.

Roxxanne wasn't quite sure what to make of this. Other than that her other self had a thing for being very complicated.

"...Please tell me this isn't some weird fetish I have, or someone else," Roxxanne said. "Also, why am I like this? Aren't I supposed to be something along the lines of what I think I am in my own representation of my consciousness?"

"That form is special. It is, as of right now, the form that your soul takes, exactly," the Doll said.

"... Seriously?"

"Souls are more malleable than you think. The initial form is still there-providing a framework-which Shadow Roxxanne then modified with memories into the thing you see before you," The doll said.

"Shouldn't I have known that, if you're going to be telling such a factual thing to me?" Roxxanne said. "And also, that's really creepy and weird! I don't want my soul being messed with!" Roxxanne added.

"Shadow Roxxanne knows both of those things," The doll responded

"So she wanted something as cutesy and far-removed from the original as it got, and also, she's weird! Like, seriously, this is just a bit too complicated," Roxxanne said, blinking back to her own perspective and looking down. "And what's with the purple one?" Roxxanne added.

"Well... Hrm. Shadow Roxxanne didn't quite get to choose how you look, she merely... Modified it. Technically, the real form your soul currently takes is acting like a skeleton for the more presentable 'dress' you now wear. Shadow Roxxanne really didn't know what she was doing either-her method was an application of how she formed us dolls to preexisting, err, 'consciousness.' Things only get more complicated if you take into account... Well, time is weird right now in general. Add in how realms of psyche like this one have downright weird effects on timing... It might be a part of you that hasn't yet come to be from your perspective? Fiction is weird," The doll said.

"So, you don't have an explanation either. Great. At least I'm not alone in that ...So where is she?" Roxxanne said, breifly swiping her singular bang and
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back on where it would never ever be touched again ever. Holy hell. What just happened? Roxxanne recognized that glimpse of a moment from before. But now? Now that rightfully should not have been possible. "...What was that?!" Roxxanne asked her own doll, as if she didn't already know. "Do I still have that? How the hell is that even possible?! Wait, wait, no, no I don't. It's here but that's because I... used to have it. But now I don't. That's it?" Roxxanne asked her own doll, who nodded in response. "...Great. I still have a mental representation of something I no longer have in the real world. But I guess, then that means I kind of do? Just like some lasting mark from different times?... Cheery."

"I was going to touch upon that... Problem." Roxxanne said...? No, Roxxanne did not say that. Roxxanne's eyes darted to the source, and there, in what was a much closer approximation of her 'real world' body, was her Shadow. Her shadow looked like Roxxanne... Except she was utterly covered. Head to toe, with nothing left visible but the eyes, peering through a mask. Even then not directly-lenses. Nothing of her body could even be remotely seen, through copious blockades of light pink fabric, as if she wanted nothing to touch her. It was a clue about the nature of her antagonist... Of some kind.

"You! Ugh... What do you want now?!" Roxxanne asked.

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Suddenly feeling random. Maybe I'll put something random in here in a later post, for keks. Well, when there's nothing to say here, anyway.

Forging...
Slot 1: In Progress
(Obsidian Swordfish || Colorless Shine && Boundless Possibility && Foresight && Aequaliter Nubila) && Tome of Coward's Lament && Projectile Sensor && Element Shift Sensor = Fish of the Brave (Lv. 20, 19/21)

What I put into here should be an obvious indicator as to what I'm making...
but in case it wasn't obvious enough, this purple flying chainsaw boatfish (Yes, BOATfish) is the bane of anyone foolish enough to be standing behind an opponent for protection, or standing some distance away, not willing to fight hand-to-hand. We're talking A-Grade bullgorilla with this weapon. On top of having the abilities of its components, it WILL ruin the day of any who even THINK about using projectiles or magic in any way, and even more so if they're hiding behind cover, meatshields or otherwise.

Heh. I probably pissed off a lot of people with just the description of this alchemy, and probably got a lot of people hating me. But do I care? Nope. I'll still be making it.

What can I say? I love making these brutal and potentially game-changing weapons.
...
Huh. Looks like my hatred for cowards is actually paying off.

Slot 2: In Progress
An unknown person walks up to the Alchemiter to create something... presumably in the stead of someone else...

(Ring of the Dragoon Shards (Lv. 10) && Relic Repair Bots = Ring of the Dragoon (Lv. 10)) && 7 Crystal Stars && 7 Black Soul Gems = The Unrealistic Approach (Lv. 19, 7/20)

This dangerous ring, combining the immense power of the Seven Crystal Stars, and the equivalent of 7 Human SOULs, manipulating reality constructively and destructively, and heightening one's own soul power has never been simpler. The wearer of this knows their full extent of their power reserves, but only as they wear this ring they finally are able to unleash everything they have. What the wearer gains from this is directly dependant on how strong their soul is, what their full potential is, the abilities they have... the whole nine yards, really. However, while the power of almost all of these is additive with power, the strength of the soul is the multiplication factor for all of it. So a normal human would have a multiplicative factor of 1; a normal Darkone, 1.5; and a being without a soul gets nothing out of it.

The souls used in the recipe are transferred over to the Crystal Stars; the Diamond, Emerald, 'Gold', Ruby, Sapphire, Garnet, and 'Crystal' stars; one for each, the power of the stars sealing them inside with extreme power, essentially making them a part of the stars. All of the souls were also seemingly willing to do this, none of them struggling to get out of their crystal prisons. They also made great failsafes; impenetrable on the outside, and one could only drain the power that flows out of the star's borders anyway, even with an immense understanding of magical and/or technological knowledge, making extracting the souls from it nearly impossible. And let's not forget the wielder of the ring will be watching over it constantly as to not let it fall into the wrong hands.

Thanks to the fact that a now repaired Ring of the Dragoon is the base of the recipe, the wearer will be able to turn into a dragon[kin] at will.

Slot 3: In Progress
Delta Mechaniza VIII && Ghastly Mecha && Fragments of the Star Dream Soul OS = Computing Nightmare (Lv. 23, 19/24)

I really shouldn't be making this. REALLY.
But I MUST.
Proper description coming never...?
...Eh, screwit.

Powerful mechanisms. Impervious metal. Immovable souls. These are the traits of the items that you know belong to me.
However, when combined with a program designed to destroy multiple worlds and can wipe out all life, as well as do time-space shenanigans... yeah, this is a bow and arrow you DON'T want to be ANYWHERE NEAR. I mean, unless you're the wielder, in which case, shoot as many or as few arrows as you want. Your foes wouldn't live either way.

Don't f*** with this weapon.

Slot 4: In Progress
Imagine Dragon (Lv. 10) || Phase Knife && Murasama (MGR:R) && (Fiery Greatsword && Flame of Oblivion = Ravaging Inferno) && (Frostbrand && Void Fang && Kernel of Reality = Dimensional Freeze) && A Lead Copy of The Axe = Armament Obliterator (Lv. 17, 8/18)

This time, it should work.

An impossible weapon to lock blades with, the Armament Obliterator was made for it's purpose; destroying armaments. Be them Draconium, Nothinium, or even Divinium, this blade gets the job done. However, given DtG's nature, it's unlikely to do that to Alchemies that are not in a PvP match. That would be cheap. And even then, it would only likely break them a bit, requiring multiple hits to destroy... temporarily.

Getting hit with this weapon either way would likely make normal weapons and armor just... fail and break. However, it seems like that's it's only purpose; the various deep, sharp grooves in one side of the blade and the smooth, blunt opposite side of the blade make it easy to, say, lower attack and defense of the opposing entity, but otherwise it's a weak weapon.

Charges...

Charge 1: Unrestricted

The Beginning of the End(95/150) [ALCHEMY]
Eh, screw Hush. He can wait.
This will help me more in the long run.

Charge 2: 50-point cap

Frostbite (4/50) [ENTITY]
Hell froze over.

Charge 3: 50-point cap

A giftwrapped box (32/50) [GIFT] (+3 Tazz)
But what's in the box, I wonder?

Entities...

The Forge of Evil [AG]:The Forge itself is dead. Irrelevant summons deleted.

Summons:
-Shyper: 80,000/80,000 HP (5,000 Regen), Medium attack. Costs 100 metal.
-Factory Chief: 40,000/40,000 HP, High attack, can spend turn healing the forge, poisons for 2 turns on hit. Costs 100 metal.
-Gunyolk: 100,000/100,000 HP, Massive attack, must recharge for 1 turn after attacking. Breaker Beam: IIIIII, deals an absolutely unreal amount of damage to the target, likely killing them. Costs 300 metal.

Mecha DarkSide
000/100 SOP. Lvl 5.
130,000/130,000 HP. 16/16 AP (3 Regen). 0/5 UP.
1 turn respawn time.
Current Ability List: (1/4 Passives, 1/4 Skills)
-Mecha Claw S I: Rend the target with a large, metallic claw. Your attack deals 1.25x more damage to foes under 20% HP. 4 AP.
-Overwhelm P I: Your body cools as fans turn on and your plates harden, allowing you to take 0.9x damage from foes under 50% HP. 2 AP/turn. Off.
GM Formats and Stats (updated regularly by me)
Mecha DarkSide: [AG] 130,000/130,000 HP. 16/16 AP (3 Regen). 029/100 SOP. Lvl 5. Overwhelm. (-2 AP/Turn)

Shypers: Bodyguard the Gunyolk
Factory Chief: Attack the Borg
Gunyolk: Prepare.

Actions...

Vas'ill simply nods in agreement; it's really difficult to know what's going on sometimes. It's why he's reasonably cautious at all times. Not to the levels of what Paranoid used to be, but enough to not stress out about things going wrong.

The fact that some force was lingering in Roxxanne's head; possibly a malicious one, too; intrigued him. And not in a good way, either. I guess he didn't hear that information from Paranoid yet. It was definitely a point of concern for Vas'ill; hating to see his friends in this deep of a bind, and such. Hurts him just thinking about it. "Sounds like you have some serious problems of your own... an assimilation plot definitely doesn't feel pleasing to hear about. Especially when the thing in question is inside your own head, of all places. If any of these two get out... urf."

He's probably thinking that this being within Roxxanne may be just as powerful as the 'Unending Nightmare', considering what both of them are and may end up being... and that look of hunger in Roxxanne's eyes... that was unnatural as hell, no doubt the work of this entity. Something had to be done about it, one way or another.
After about a second, and an exhale, he comes to a conclusion.

"I'll help in whatever way I can, Roxxanne. I've lost five friends already; I'm not about to let another fall to the wayside." You can hear the determination in his words; it was almost overpowering. You're certain he'll stick with it 'till the end.

"Anyway, we should be heading out. I'll tell ya more when we get there. Who knows who might be watching around here, Gimmie a sec." And it literally was a sec; it was almost as if he knew exactly where the notes should be, and how they should be organized. The glass orbs with metal were put in last. He was there and back in that timeframe, not a single thing left on the table. "Now, just hold still..."

Ah, the classic alchemy... The Plan-Ruining Sphere of Hate. Like it or not, it was there, floating straight out of Vas'ill's hammerspace like it's nobody's business. Then, a pink-purple pulse, and both were gone; the fabric of space-time quickly opening, then closing behind them as they warped from one area to another.

---TELEPORTATION SEQUENCE, WHOA---

...Nah, it was literally only a half a second in travel time. Maybe less.

Anyway, they both appeared immediately outside Room 2-66 (Floor 2, room 66); Paranoid's room. A barrier of sorts was around the door, barring an easy entry. "Well, here we are." Vas'ill walks up to the door, just before the barrier. He proceeds to morph his hand into a dragon's claw, and scratches a word in Dovahzul into the barrier, the characters disappearing before they could even be read properly. Then, when he was done, the barrier dissipates. But it will be back before long.

"If you're ready, we'll head in."

Roxxanne was undoubtedly ready, so they enter.

Mecha simply looks over at Mai, who was likely currently tearing apart the Gunyolk and Factory Chief. Though it wasn't worried at all; almost strange, considering its nature as a remorseless killer, with the only goal of self-improvement. But clearly, it was planning something else. Clearly.

The air around Mecha grows colder, as its fans rev up and remove the heat from the interior of its body. The resulting cold binds the molecules of the plates together. An optimal temperature; not so cold that the metal becomes brittle, but not so mild as to weaken the bonds. The resulting temperatures also overclock its systems, preparing extra defensive measures. In other words...

OVERWHELM activated! Current post's damage halved!

...not that I was going to do anything this time, anyway. But I guess if the Gunyolk's still living and is injured, Mecha uses the ...LOCKET on it, healing it up at least a bit.

Idunno, guess I'm not feeling very attack-y today.

Spoils & Other Chargeables...
Lance of Creation (III)
Casts Genesis.
Genesis: Deals massive holy damage to 3 entities, heals allied entities. (greatly increased damage against groups. Groups only count as 1 entity.)
"The user raises the Lance of Creation, causing a massive white cross silhouette with wings to appear. It flies above the 3 targeted entities and obliterates the area around them, as well as the entities themselves. It then heals an allied entity."

Mark of Chaos {IIIIII}
Upon use of this spoil, choose one of the Gods of the Warp - Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, or Nurgle. Depending on the chosen god, this spoil will have different effects.
Khorne: Crits three entities' next attacks by filling them with bloodlust.
Tzeentch: Deal very high (100,000) damage to an entity by throwing a blast of Warp-fire.
Slaanesh: Heal an entity for a very high (100,000) amount by knitting together their flesh. Unfortunately, they also gain several non-gameplay-effecting mutations.
Nurgle: Infect an entity with a potent version of Nurgle's Rot. This blight decreases their attack by 25% and deals 20,000 damage to them per turn, lasting for 3 turns.

...Locket [III]
When used along with the Heart... (owned by W32Coravint), performs an absolutely massive heal on one entity. Otherwise, heals a moderately high amount to one entity.

Nice Fleece Blanket /IIIIIIII/
When used, it will both shield an entity for 2 turns, AND make all their attacks inflict Blaze for 2 turns.
Suldaan - Armageddon: {III}
Sends meteors down into a foe, or multiple foes. Deals massive damage to a lone target, but can also evenly split the damage between up to 10 targets.
"As the stars shine more brightly than usual, meteor(s) begin to pierce straight through the atmospheric layers of the earth like butter. They strike the enemy, and ravage them. Other than that, you can do whatever the dump ya want with the meteors."

Leinro Fiit - Rebalance: ^III^
Buffs the attack, defense, and dodge chance of an ally, or debuffs those stats for enemies, for 3 turns. You get 5 points, able to be applied to up to 5 targets. Multiple points can be applied to the same target for greater effect. Each point increases stat adjustments by 5% each.
"The blade form of the weapon is raised. Five unstable, purple-pink beams emerge from the tip of the blade, flying in strange patterns as they travel to the target entity/(ies). As they land on their mark, the enemies affected feel badly weakened, while allies hit felt far stronger."

Ved Vozahnil - Dark Star: /IIIII/
Deals high damage to a single entity, and inflict Deteriorate on them for 2 turns.
Deteriorate: Decreases attack, and deals damage over time to current and max HP.
‘The blade is leveled directly at the target, and a massive burst of raw negative energy flies clean out of the user's body, mind, and soul, through the blade, and shot out in the form of a lance, withering the target's willpower, essence, flesh, and innards as it slices through the target's face like a boat through water. The burst is said to relieve even the most extreme of stress from the user."

Support:
Sirplop (+3) (Full throttle.)

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W-w-well I'm back folks! I..uh...had a bit of a weird post much earlier here, but now everything is just fine and :red:ing jolly! Right then! To work! Gotta get some stuff going. But first let me turn this microphone down, and also choose my avatar,adjust my brightness settings, gender because I want to be a girl, species because I like cat girls, age, so I'm young and cute...there we go!

Fiddling with my new orange, golden tail, and look around the battlefield, bewildered by this mess of a mess. The mother of a mess of a mess of a mess. Err right...I need an alignment...shoot dawg, who might be winning? WHy don't I be Anti-Godmodder, as the Godmodder here seems to be a huge jerk. Hmm...I gotta get some alchemies going and get some weapons...er...claws would be nice.
Slot One

Red Nail Polish War Paint && Rawr Sound Effect && Plastic Claws || Real Claws == Catfight, a dangerous claw weapon that is attached to my hands. When swung, they look cool because of the war paint and they also make little Rawr! sounds because that's cute. (Level ? Charges ?/?)

Other slots...we'll save 'em for later.
Meanwhile, I look at the battlefield and try to see what's going on.
 
Sniper Armor, lvl 3, incerases accuracy of guns
Empire Earth IV, lvl 3
Disassembly,lvl 5
Thunder Stone (lvl 5)
Transformation Stone (lvl 5)
Two Handed Axe, lvl 7
Typhoon Sniper (lvl 7)
Matlera Hook (lvl 9)
Sol's Twig (lvl 10)
Angelic Longbow (lvl 10)
Demonic Recurve (lvl 10)
Thunder Essence (lvl 15)
Power Ranger Armor (lvl 15)
Balladina's Poisoned Longsword (lvl 25)
Ultimata Drain Rifles (lvl 26)
Bold is for crafted items
Italics is for gained from other things (like steal...)
Underline is for found items via charges
Purple: Lvl 1-5
Blue: Lvl 6-10
Light Blue: Lvl 11-15
Green: Lvl 16-20
Yellow: Lvl 21-25
Orange: Lvl 25-35
Red: Lvl 36-50
Rainbow: Lvl >50
Black: Spoil
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Charges:
Elite/Boss: Collab/Pricey: Nihil Novi (24/100)
Charge/item merge: Liberium Malicous (12/35)
Entity: Mi-Hetir (12/40)
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Alchemies:
Slot 1:

Materials&Resulting item: Fragment of Reality && TM Machine && (Leaf Blade && Blade of Grass && Fairy Dust) || HM Fly && Angel Wings && Demon Wings == Dual Blade of The Very Best

Level: 11
Progress: 11/12

Description: Whatever, someone, who decided to make it, must have nuts to create that thing. It essentially has been created from someone, who shipped both Serperior and Sylveon, and played Terraria. Yeah, that's right, that's me, Thartler. It appears to be made from grass, enchanted by light magic and with real wings on it. The item can #rekt the foes, by attacking them by voice, but when voice appears, a sharp, sword-like grass projectiles shoot out of the sword. The user then is granted wings to fly, and home in target. Seems scary, yeah?

Slot: 2

Materials&Resulting item: (Sylveon's essence && Serperior essence) && Polish Flag && PWNHammer && The Great One && Sans ashes || Undyne's Spear == The Genocidal Shipper's Spear

Level: 16
Progress: 11/17

Description: Wait, wait, I'm that shipper. The spear looks pretty simple - figure of two Pokemon on left and right side, Polish flag on middle and titanium tip. Anyways, here's function. User stabs the spear in front of foe summoning both Serperior and Sylveon ghosts, but in middle of confession, scenery suddenly changes to Polish Sejm where a random noble ghost says: "Veto! I disagree! Sejm's canceled. Go back to homes." Before the Serperior ghost uses Grass Pledge, the Sylveon Ghost uses Fairy Wind, and then the person wielding this weapon gives enemy bad time, causing both ghost attacks to hit the foe. Finally, user stabs soul of enemy roughly 13 times.

Slot: 3

Materials&Resulting item: Triple-scoped Sniper Scope && Typhoon Sniper && (Transformation Stone && Thunder Stone) && Zeus's Thunder && TM Thunder && Electrosphere Launcher == Electrotyphoon SnipeThunder

Level: 13
Progress: 11/14

Description: It is upgrade of Typhoon Sniper, which adds two new modes. Thunder, for all needs of striking foes like robots and such, and imbue with electric, which can kinda do serious damage. And annoy the hell out from foes, and scare them, since sounds are so LOUD!
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Actions&RP:
I recover some scraps... Then the scraps grow and grow... And then I get metal tree. I drill it, plant three new, repeating until I get heaps of iron. Then I reforge every single bar and make a various of copies of Hyrule Shields... All full-iron. Then I give them to MechaDarkside, trying to give him a DEF buff...
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Stats:
HP: N/A, why do you want to know HP of invulnerable player?
Spoil Cooldown: N/A
Item Cooldown: Power Ranger Armor: ★★★★
Charges:
★ - 1
✰ - 0
♡ - ??? (coming soon(not))
♥ - ??? (coming soon(not))
Bombs: N/A, what, did you think it's 2hu? (Maybe doing it later? ✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰)
That might go on until I do something.
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Helping:
+1 Cyan
+2 Pricey
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OOC:
Had no better idea. And these stupid problems with DriverSetupUtility...
 
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Alicia looks sadly at Alpha.

tA: Hey, you meany-mean~ I'm here to help~

Meany-mean. My new favorite insult.

tA: I'm ready for this~

Alica turns her nose up, before going "hmph!"

tA: But it's okay, because my new friend is here, so I wouldn't consider betraying!

Little presumptuous to assume she's your friend before having even spoken to her, but sure.

tA: You say all those things like they'll scare me off~ But I'm a big girl, it won't work on me~

Alicia laughs. With a masterful swing of her magic staff, a billion runes leap from her staff, right at the Gunyolk.

tA: Oooo, how about you~? There is someone I think you should meet, I think you will really like them~

The runes turn red, and enlarge in size.

tA: Their name is, uh... your maker~

The red runes grow to an enormous size.

tA: This is my flashy magic, but it still hurts like a tank when you get hit~

Alicia gleefully runs at the runes, which turn up. Alicia jumps in the air, giggling, and lands on a rune. It supports her weight. Alicia twirls, and the rune sparks. Alicia leaps off the rune, sending it hurtling towards the Gunyolk. When it hits the ground, right on top of it?

tA: Tee hee hee~ Ka-boom~

A cerulean explosion! The force rockets Alicia upwards...

Onto the next rune.

tA: Allez-oup~ Hiya~ I'm up here now~ Which colour next should I pick, d'ya think? Ooo, do you like yellow? I think you like yellow. Let's try yellow~

Alicia dances her way off the higher rune, her last step before falling off a confident stomp.

A rune floats below Alicia, which Alicia cartwheels on. The rune she sent down just before erupts into a Goldenrod inferno. Looks like she enjoyed that.

tA: And again~ Let's keep going~ Come on~ I know you can hold~

Alicia does a strange somersault off her new rune, and an emerald light follows quickly. She performs the splits on another rune, before catapulting herself off, allowing a burgundy explosion envelops the Gunyolk. Alicia continues performing acrobatic dances between the floating runes, sending a rainbow of detonations down to kill the Gunyolk. The explosions help Alicia stay in the air. Eventually, she runs out of runes, so, with her last leap, she targets the Gunyolk.

tA: It's me again, hiya~ I thought we could say hello... face-to-face~

Her feet land on the Gunyolk's chest-area-thing, and pulls its head if it has one up to hers. Her smile her is slightly slasher-y, but quickly, she jumps off, kicking it in the face with a flip.

tA: There~ I said hallew~ You might wanna take care of that burn, though...

On the Gunyolk's chest, the presumed shell has melted in, and in the shape of Alicia's shoes. Alicia's standing on it must have branded the Gunyolk with her shoes.

tA: Nya~

Alicia then walks back to the new friend she hasn't spoken to yet, and finds more people. Xtrullor, the Brimstone Fae and the girl in the Sigma shirt.

tA: More friends~? Hiya, new friends~ You can be my friends too~

Alicia is a bit of an idiot.

tA: We can all talk later, k? I wanna meet my other new friend too~ I'm sure we'll be good friends~ Okay guys? Talk to ya later~

Alicia waits for Roxxanne to snap back into herself so they can talk. She's a patient good girl.

ACTION SUMMARY:

Alicia creates an rainbow of explosive runes.

SPECIAL ATTACKS:

UNCAPPED Magical Girl Index: 2/100

Irritation: 12/50 (+4 from Alpha, +3 from Emerald, twice)

Shadow Boxing: 2/50

ALCHEMIES:

My last four were instants. I have four open slots.

Heartcore && ((Blood && Poison && Ruby = Venom Ruby) && (Blank Runic Slate && (Thunder && (Water && Soul = Liquid Life) = Living Thunder) = Rune of Wrath) = Crystalline Bloodlust) && (Black Magic && Ink = Bent Ink) && ((Thread of Fate && Blood of Legends = End's Knife) && Reality's Focus = Real Knife) && (Blank Polaroid Photo && Memory of Family = Photo of Onii-chan) = Heart's Edge

HEART'S EDGE: A glittering, red and black knife, with a golden-heart on the end. If it hits, it causes despair, and scars more upon the Psyche than the body. It brings forth the memory of loved ones, and twists memories into something evil. Contorted. Usually involving the deaths of said people. This knife can also wound people appearing in those memories as well, through burning through the gates of reality. The heart on the end opens to a photo of Alicia and her big brother, and can be used to calm anyone who sees it.

Silver Sapphire Staff ++ Sin = Safaia

Alicia's signature staff. She might be a little disappointed at the low base level... she might upgrade it later.

I'll use two.

+2 to Enerald, +1 to Goldenready.
 
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[+1 to all charges, alchemies, and charged alchemies due to missing out on charging stuff up on a post.]
Sonja Horah [SUMMON] [16/25] =====
Bad God Men, Nasty Demons [VIOLATION] [50/50] ========== [+12 from JOE]
Giving JOE A Lot Of Money: Phase 1 [SUMMON] [4/25] =====
+3 to Hez.

(even more assists: +6 Hez, +9 Joe, +1 Cobalt)

CONSUMER + HEZETOR: (Nano Blades || Scissors) && Shard of Reality && Saurite && Amulet of the Bad God == Reality Cutting Scissors (Level 25: 4/26) [VIOLATION]
CONSUMER: Aura Projector && Hands of Mukae Emukae* && Twilight's Manuscript** && Grief Seed && Shard of Canon - Uzi's Inclinations*** == Antithesis (Level ?: 1/??)
ABE: A SWORD CAPABLE OF ENDING THIS PATHETIC REALITY && Bow && Slingshot == A BOW CAPABLE OF ENDING THIS PATHETIC REALITY (Level 20: 4/21)

*Mukae Emukae: Somebody with an ability - the minus "Raff-Raffelesia" - that rots away everything that they make contact with.
**Twilight's Manuscript: Full of Bad Writing Energies. And also the godmodder's favourite novel. dammit.
***Shard of Canon - Uzi's Inclination: This one's free, I guess.

Antithesis:
there once was a girl, with eyes stained of hate,
she killed ten a day and claimed the title reprobate,
she wanted no threat,
so she made an aura of death
- her descendants can't be caught by a devil's bait
Antithesis is a device of some sort, that radiates pure, unparalleled, disgust, depravity, something that stains reality. It makes anybody not immune and in their right mind hate to bear to stand next to the wielder, a violation of reality itself, repelling and dispelling anyone who attempts to assault the enemy.

In total:
JOE: 3 free alchemies
Battlefury: 3 free alchemies
Hez: 3 free alchemies
Redstone: 1 free alchemy
Abe: 0 free alchemies

I'm giving out alchemies or giving shard requests, on a whim, to anyone who assists me continuously (for more than five seconds), to help kickstart my evil, evil, evil plans and the rebellion against BADGODSONG.
If you give me assists or generally just help me out, enjoy your free alchemies! I'll always leave a slot for myself, and they'll probably take a while, but if you assist me more I can speed them up, especially if I don't have a charge marked [VIOLATION], or if you ask me!


Fenrir / MPGBC [50] [5/5]
Powered Infinity Gauntlet [40] [0/4] [USING!]
Broken Anachronism [30] [3/3]

LEVELLING SYSTEM
Stacks of A LOT OF MONEY: 20,000. (+130,000 from Post One, +10,000 from Post Two, -120,000 from Piononukes (x2))
Permanent Party Members: 1 / 4.

INVENTORY
 
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I claim the Ion Beacon if I can.



Hezetor looks over Azrael, Angel of Deathand decides to weaken him out a bit.

First of all he takes some of the air around him and starts to manipulate the oxygen in there via telekinesis he grabs the neck of the Azrael and starts to strangle him a bit making him hang, lifting him from the ground, as his necks contorts and twists around the invisible gas, as the creature is slowly killed by the very thing that needs to live Hezetor realizes that this is not quick enough as a type of death, first of all he impales the wings of the angel with two perfectly rectangular pieces of metal then he slowly moves his hand covered by the silver-grey armour and in a single motion the Angel of Death is lifted from the ground to the sky above, as he gains altitude the oxygen strangling him starts to disappear as the air gets more and more rarefiedwhen he reaches the right altitude the the grip on his neck finally stops, sadly that was what was keeping him from falling, as the slow and painful death goes away a quick and still quite painful approaches rather quickly, the Angel starts to fall to his death watching the ground coming closer and closer and drawing his last breath in the oxygen that was about to kill him.

Clearly just making him fall wasn’t enough for Hezetor, so he decides to materialize a simple spear in the exact spot where Azrael would fall ensuring a perfect impaling of the creature.



Hezetor notices someone on the battlefield, at first he quite doesn't trust what he is seeing, then checks what the person says, how they talk and some more things and he realizes that the Alicia he knows is standing right here in this battlefield, he gets relatively closer to her and talks in his usual serious manner: "Alicia Charlotte Geraldson what are you doing there? I thought you cared for your own life, didn't your brother warned you about the risks of this conflict? And beside that, why are you standing close to that maniac of Alpha? Come here before something bad happens." he is not polite as usual, why can't he be a polite person?



Free alchemies that I can make.

Sphere ++ Time = Iericames
Sphere ++ Space = Karifet
Sphere ++ Mind = Ocuriator
Sphere ++ Life = Thuriles
Sphere ++ Death = Loexaf

Now my headcanon with spheres rather than weapons, a weapon, say a sword, when imbued with an element is partially attuned with it, its blade does "normal" damage and damage of that element and can kinda manipulate the element it is imbued with, now what I think of these spheres is that they are tools of manipulations, they can't attack directly, but they can manipulate their element in a better way, with much more precision and intensity, surpassing the ability to control their own element that a simple weapon usually has.
That's how I see these things at least.



Scythe of (Eardrum) Death 4/4
Conga Drums 3/3
Anarchist's Cookbook 5/5

Uncapped: 14/150
14/25
14/25 +3 from Consumer

+2 to W32
+1 Consumer

(Modular Armor && Battle Suit) || ( Nano Orb of Pure Energy && Miniature nuclear reactor && Solar Panels && Quantum Nano Comupter && Titanium && Orichalcum && Neutronium && Perfectioned exoskeleton && Recycling System && Anti Gravity Device&& Plasma shielding device) = Hezetor Armor Mk 1 (Level 25: 11/26)

Sword of sunder absorption && Caledfwlch && Termination && Module of Total Manipulation && Unbreakable Katana = Avaritias (Level 25: 11/26)

Astral Skiff && Ethereal Tunneler && Gate Zeppelin && Astral Ship && Dust from Limbo&& Computer && Miniature Spiral Sun Engine && Portal interceptor= Limbo Carrack (Level 25: 11/26)

The Power Glove || Small Gear from mechanus && Sacred Stone && Control Matrix && Quantum Computer && Keys of the Stars && Pienal of Warpidio = Chirotheca Dominatus (Level 25: 10/26)
 
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==> Assail
Heliotrope Talons of Lightning at the ready, I charge at the Borg. Flash-stepping past them to stab them in the back with the electrified claws, I proceed to attack again, a simple swipe of a hand accompanied by the appearance of a fighting game's combo meter, already up to two hits. Two more flash steps, two passing scratches, and the meter increases to four... I become a blur of motion moving around the Borg, just enjoying the slowly climbing numbers until they reach ninety-nine, at which point I simply wanderer off, leaving the combo counter to explode just above them.

Alchemiter:
Mourning Claws && Heliotrope Talons of Lightning= Claws of Somber Lightning (Level 15) 4/16
Shattered Sburb Disk || Blank Notebook = Scratch Note (Level 20) (3/21)
[PG] tag && [AG] tag || Sword && Blank Spellbook = ???

Inventory:
Storm Lord's Seal
Coat of the Witch's Son
Mourning Claws
Beastmaster's Burning Heart
Heliotrope Talons of Lightning

Charges:
Rain-Drenched Flames: 23/25
Leviathan and Behemoth's Embrace: 22/50
New Charge: 12/100

Support:
Piono (+3)
 
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