Glitchy USB From A Different Timeline && (Standard Battle Android && Glitch Essence) && (Corrupster USB && HxD USB) && MetaCuil Abstraction Device = Battle Gynoid EXE 5.0.7 (Level 22, 6/23)
A girl who may or may not be oddly familiar to some of you, upgraded and in battle android form. In a still coherent looking but glitchy form, she seems to be able to corrupt anything she wills into glitching into something entirely different. She can also be meta as heck. Slot 2
({Recreate: Magical Anime Girl Golem (Shizuki-chan)} || Standard Battle Android) && (Essence of SCP-285's Hax && (HackerTyper USB (SCP Look and Feel) && Anomalous Digital Input Interface)) && (Detachable Robot Arm && USB 3.0 Port && HDMI Connector && PS/2 Keyboard and Mouse Ports && 256-Pin Connector) = Battle Gynoid SCP-2223-A (Level 20, 20/21) (+1 from Pricey)
A gynoid in an anime uniform, who looks rather familiar to some of you. She can hack into any electronic device connected to a network and can also hack reality to a small degree. She also has a detachable arm which is attached via several ports. Slot 3
Kagerou (Kantai Collection) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && Quadruple Cord Attachment Points && ((SPAMR Launcher (MineFactory Reloaded) && Chemical Thrower (Immersive Engineering)) && (Double Compressed Torcherino (Torcherino) && Augment: Space-Time Flux Unifier (Thermal Expansion) && Overclocker Upgrade (IndustrialCraft^2))) = Battle Gynoid Kagerou (Level 25, 6/26)
A 1:1 scale gynoid of Kagerou from Kantai Collection. In addition to her standard weapons in her remodeled form, she has four fully controllable cords extending from her back that can connect to various weapons, one of which is permanently connected to a rocket launcher that fires chemical-spraying rockets. I don't even know how she stays upright, she just does. Slot 4
Ibuki Mioda (Super Danganronpa 2) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && (Electric Guitar && SCP-219) && 10x USB Port Array && ((Energy Condenser (Equivalent Exchange 2) && Metal Former: Wire) && Handless Robotic Left Arm) = Battle Gynoid Ibuki Mioda (Level 20, 6/21)
A 1:1 scale gynoid of Ibuki Mioda from Super Danganronpa 2. Her left hand is missing, in its place a large amount of wires of all types that she can extrude infinitely at will. Connected by a fully controllable wire next to a series of inset USB ports on her right shoulder is a custom electric guitar, which can produce resonant frequencies of literally any material and even multiple materials at once and direct them at a specific point. She also can stay upright despite having several meters of wire and an electric guitar attached to her. Don't ask how.
Charges Project Factory (15/100)
Project Robot Waifu Harem/Main.java (16/50)
Project Robot Waifu Harem/vocaloid/YuzukiYukariV4.java (6/50)
+3 JOEbob Project Factory Bid - REMINDER THAT PROJECT FACTORY IS STILL A THING!!! GIVE ME YOUR ASSISTS IF YOU WANT STUFF!
Cyanogynist (19)
Pricey12345 (17)
Battlefury13 (9)
teag2 (6)
Feel free to bid when editing your posts. I will edit them into this post.
Tetrahellatus: 68/450
Senator Shrek: 25/50
Orbital Base Deployment: 11/40
Rocket Launcher && A bunch of clods && Crystalline olivine pieces= Clod Launcher (14/17).
Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-6-30 && The complete list of all the books written by Trotsky && The Communist Manifesto && Size Reducer= Permanent Revolution (Level 17, 2/18)
I proceed to jump to the metaphorical show stage, and I proceed to sing REALLY badly...And by "Badly", I mean "The worst songs ever are good when compared to this. In fact, Justin Bieber is the BEST singer ever compared to me"
Then, I DANCE CRAZY:
Of course, the fact that I've just become a smooth criminal may or may not allow me to obtain the Lord Michael's hat. Then again, it's more likely that I'll get cabbage for this...YES, I ALSO SPAM OLD MEMES EVERYWHERE!!!
I stab Danny DeVito.
I sense a new ally soon and redirect the energy I was giving to Tazz to them (just saying I changed the +'s to Speed). I also realize I should probably switch to third person. So Enerald does so, switching to third person
(Glowstick&&Lightsaber)&& Master Sword && Heavy Claw (EBF) = Explosive Laser Sword Gun Thing. 4/13
It's a Heavy Cannon thing, with a lightsaber bayonet attacked. Simple enough
Tetrahellatus: 69/450
Senator Shrek: 26/50
Orbital Base Deployment: 12/40
Rocket Launcher && A bunch of clods && Crystalline olivine pieces= Clod Launcher (15/17).
Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-6-30 && The complete list of all the books written by Trotsky && The Communist Manifesto && Size Reducer= Permanent Revolution (Level 17, 3/18)
I go after the Trickster Shaman, and answer all 3 riddles: one:
1): d
2): b
3): b two:
1): b
2): d
3): ? three:
1): a (Also, H3O is an ion, and is an hydrated proton)
2): a
3): b
Why did I do this? Well, this should be the best explanation:
==> Something, somewhere; Snap
Mythic, currently incapacitated and coughing up masses of black sludge, works try and endure whatever convoluted shenanigans are catching up with him. Judging by the degree of poisoning, it's probably one of the time-bending ones.
New Alchemy:
Shattered Sburb Disk || Blank Notebook = ???
Playing with things I shouldn't got me into this mess, so might as well keep the theme going, and go out in style.
Alchemiter:
Mourning Claws && Heliotrope Talons of Lightning= Claws of Somber Lightning (Level 15) 2/16
Inventory:
Storm Lord's Seal Coat of the Witch's Son
Mourning Claws
Beastmaster's Burning Heart Heliotrope Talons of Lightning
Charges:
Rain-Drenched Flames: 20/25
Leviathan and Behemoth's Embrace: 19/50
New Charge: 9/100
I was absent for long (because school) but I have big plans now.
Action: Say hello to physics!
I force the Jungle Trickster into the Ant Man suit, try to shrink him to subatomic size and because it's physics and not some marvelscience nonsense he freezes from atoms being too close to each other and when they try to overlay he implodes/explodes becoming a pile of atom ketchup.
Also if it isn't done, I scan him.
☉☽♀♂♃☿♄Alchemy ☉☽♀♂♃☿♄
1. First slot:
Zombie arm && A Little Bit Of Necromantic Energy = The Hand of the Damned (Level 5) (2/6)
Summons three very low HP zombies which deal moderate damage. 2. Second slot:
(Coins -> Wizard = Crystal Orb) && Gunpowder && Twilight dye = Shadow Orb (Level 5) (1/6)
Fires an explosive shadowy orb which detonates on impact dealing AoE damage. 3. Third slot:
Illegal gun parts && Lost memories && Eraser = Memory gun (Level 10) (1/11)
Deals some-but-not-so-much-but-again-not-so-few damage and applies confusion. Has a chance to instead wipe the memory of an entity and make it [AG].
Sorry for no sprites but I'm kinda busy and I don't like doing them on phone. Will be in the next post or like that. Hope you will like them and any of my future sprites.
==> Stand
It's a bit shaky, but he can manage that much. Still, something is wrong. Mythic dusts off his coat, takes the Storm Lord's seal in hand, and hurls a series of lightning bolts upwards, letting them fall on the Borg a minute later.
New Alchemy:
Shattered Sburb Disk || Blank Notebook = ???
Honestly, I shouldn't even be pulling things out of dead timelines, but at this point, why not?
Alchemiter:
Mourning Claws && Heliotrope Talons of Lightning= Claws of Somber Lightning (Level 15) 3/16
Inventory:
Storm Lord's Seal Coat of the Witch's Son
Mourning Claws
Beastmaster's Burning Heart Heliotrope Talons of Lightning
Charges:
Rain-Drenched Flames: 21/25
Leviathan and Behemoth's Embrace: 20/50
New Charge: 10/100
tricksterAlicia: Ah-hah-hah-hah-hah~ It is I~ Magical Girl Alicia~ I am here...
A magical portal opens up right in front of the Godmodder. This can't go well.
tA: To purge you all of your sins~
Out of the Portal leaps a pale girl with a blue dress with white frills. Not that you'd be able to see, with how fast she came out.
tA: Ahahahahah~ I kid, I'm not here to purge people~
She giggles, peaking high in the sky. She turns up there, and flies down at the ground at high speed, creating a crater, and sending up clouds of smoke. Then the sky goes dark...
tA: Look at me, everyone~
Two spotlights, from beyond the dark cloud, focus on the inside of the crater. One reveals a pale, white hand, fingernails painted a red deeper than burgundy. The other reveals a glittering, red high heel. The spotlights shift, revealing more of the lady between them. Skin only comparable with porcelain. Shiny, red, high heeled shoes with black stockings inside them. A medium length, shimmering blue dress, with white frills. Scarlet eyes behind platinum glasses. Elongated canines behind an adoriboo smile. This lady stands up, taking a pose.
tA: For those who did not hear me, I am Alicia Charlotte Geraldson, the Mistress of Magic!
She moves her right hand in a large arc through the sky. Magical runes follow it, up to it's peak where she stops.
tA: Allow me to show you!
Runes explode out like confetti, and in her hand, spinning, is a spinning silver staff, embedded with a tonne of sapphires. At the top, is a huge sapphire cluster, seemingly held in by silver fingers from the staff. At the end are three spikes, one of ruby, amethyst and emerald. It glows a dim blue, possibly from the sapphires and magic.
tA: Ta-da~ Safaia~ And now, for my next trick...
She twirls the staff again, and several tiny portals open up. She stops spinning the staff, and lines link up between the portals, forming a deliberate, complicated, intricate design. Alicia places her staff in the centre, and moves it towards Yung Venuz. He comes face to face with a huge, light blue design.
tA: Hello, sunshine~
A billion or so magic bolts emerge from the portals, and in a puff of smoke, Alicia is away. They encase Battlefury in a huge shell.
tA: Let the Sky fall~
They all explode out, and home in on Yung Venuz with perfect accuracy. No matter what he tries to do, he can't escape them. When they hit... well...
tA: KA-BLEWEY~ Tee hee~
They assault the wall in front of Yung Venuz, tearing it down, and then riddling him with further more light blue homing bolts. They explode with the power of a nuke. The Cipher rip-off will have to feel that in the morning.
Alicia then proceeds to be immediately distracted by a pretty young lady. With her red sclera and blue eyes and glasses and similarly blonde hair...
Alicia disappears in a puff of smoke.
tA: Hiya~
Alicia smiles to Roxxanne, the lady she was distracted by.
tA: I'm Al-ic-ia~ D'ya wanna be friends~?
Action Summary!
Alicia sics some homing bolts of Yung Venuz, after joining as PG!
Special Attacks!
UNCAPPED[NEW!] Magical Girl Index: 1/100
[NEW!]Shadow Boxing: 1/50
[NEW!]Irritation: 1/50
Alchemies!
Red Heels ++ Fire = Molten Step (1/??)
Blue Dress ++ Water = Silken Wave (1/??)
White Bow ++ Air = Headwind (1/??)
Gold Heart Locket ++ Earth = Heartcore (1/??)
@Redstonetam15 Cyberius Crescendo was Level 20.
...
Why must all the best girls be Pro-Godmodder. well, there's these animebots- Balance has been restored to this world.
Tip of the day: ERROR.
Crack The Sky: /3/3\ USED Jormungandr/Destiny's Call: <4/5> The Queener: [0/5] (2/2) TARGET: Zerisek The Infinity Edge: {1/4} Runes Stored: no Chorus Mortis: (4/4) USED
+3 to Zerithos
Sword of the Godsavior [TAPFREK]: 41/100
Return of the Mercenary System [LEVELING SYSTEM/SURVIVED THE WRECK]: 30/50
Probect Take Over ZA WARUDO [PIONOCHAIN]: 48/50 (+3 various)
Cyberius Crescendo && Spatium Progressio = Krakensbane (Level 25) (25/26)
I should have done this ages ago.
Shard Bulk && Muton Armor && Temmie Armor || Rallying Blade && Iron Umbrella = Rallying Bulk (Level 20) (19/25)
A large heavy suit of armor made entirely out of hard light. Gives 25% damage resistance, and applies Divine Shield (first attack to the entity is blocked) every turn.
T.I.M.E. F.C.U.K. (Level 10) && Meta Titan Essence = C.A.N.O.N. F.C.U.K (Level 22) (12/23) Stands for Corrupted reAlity NavigatOr's Nuclear First-Class regorillaery Kit. Basicaly the TIME FCUK but on steroids, and does the opposite of ungorillaing time now.
Defective Game Grid Token (KoL) || FDKOL Fire Axe (KoL) = ??? (Level ?) (2/?)
???
--Spellthief (SUMMONED)
HP: 420,000
Attack: 30,000
Active: Sappin' Mah Knawledge - Up to 10 charges stored. Can copy one active and passive ability. For actives, 1 charge used per 1 charge on the active. For passives, 1-5 charges used based on the passive's intensity (the GM decides). The copied abilities can be swapped out with other ones of the same types.
Passive: Greater Focus - While not attacking or using Sappin' Mah Knawledge, the Spellthief gets double charge speed for Sappin' Mah Knawledge.
Passive: Salt Level Stabilization - Sappin' Mah Knawledge can't copy Skirmish Maneuvers entities' actives and passives.
---- Entity Actions: Spellthief uses Greater Focus.
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Dex is pissed. Across dimensions. "THAT WAS MY ANSWER, MECHA DARKSIDE!"
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Xtrullor braces himself upon Alicia's appearance. "Dex was right. We d(/)n't get paid en(/)ugh f(/)r this."
He makes yet another call. "Hey, Shin(/)da?"
"Out of commission for now." "Understandable. Have a great day."
"Hell(/), Alicia."
----
Xtrullor Sinks the Trickster, applies Equinox to its face, with a razor-sharp jet of Mountain Dew following right after, Cracks The Sky, Abyssal Oddity-style, with its shards falling on the Trickster, and finally, channels pure clutch into Chorus Mortis, spraying every type of money to ever exist in every part of the multiverse at him.
"That was f(/)r Dex."
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My inventory, project and Arena Cue can be found here.
I remember to tally up my damage later, and enter my answers for the Shaman's first test:
1: b
2: a
3: a
I then ask @TMB50 if he played Persona 2, seeing as I recall him doing some rumour factory thing, and also because I've started Innocent Sin, and because it's the best Persona game.
I remember to tally up my damage later, and enter my answers for the Shaman's first test:
1: b
2: a
3: a
I then ask @TMB50 if he played Persona 2, seeing as I recall him doing some rumour factory thing, and also because I've started Innocent Sin, and because it's the best Persona game.
...Well then. With origins having been shut down, what's a man like me to do now? Where could I go? There's nothing I can think of that might be worth considering looking into. Nowhere to begin dumping the creations of my mind. Truly, I am lost.
...
Wait. Huh. Terraria session. To be honest, I never thought I'd show up here. The fact that I'm making a post in this realm is, to me, very surprising indeed. But then again, a lot of surprising things have been happening as of late, huh. Now I have another conundrum to sort out. And that is, who shall enter this particular war? Heh. Heh heh heh.
Something flashes in the sky above the battlefield. Something distant. If one turns their attention upwards, they might be able to see something gradually drawing nearer and nearer. It appears to be descending through the atmosphere at a very alarming rate. Then, eventually, the object becomes clear for all to see. It's a drop pod of some kind, proportioned well enough to contain a human-sized object within. The exterior of the drop pod appears to be on fire somewhat, due to the very fast rate at which it's falling. Suddenly, in a flash, the drop pod slams into the ground on the PG side of the battlefield. The force of the impact shakes the craft from top to bottom, somehow not creating a crater in the terrain as one would have expected. The armor of the drop pod cracks, then falls away, revealing...
A woman. Specifically, a woman hooked up to a large number of various complex machinery and pipes, floating in some sort of mysterious fluid. Mercifully, she's clothed in the kind of clothing one would expect to see on a hospital patient. Her eyes are firmly closed, her short black hair floating in the fluid around her aimlessly, her hands twitching ever so faintly. Then, the tank of fluid itself begins to drain, fluid escaping out onto the surrounding terrain. As it does so, the woman is slowly lowered down until her feet meet the bottom of the tank. Her eyes snap open the moment she finds herself standing up.
Her irises are completely black.
ALCHEMY 1: The Clone's Soul ++ Oblivion == Final Resort: Go Out With A Smile (Kamikaze style)
Her hands clench tightly. She stares at the machinery around her. Then she walks forward, punching the glass of her container hard enough to crack it, punching again and again and again until the glass shatters. Despite the glass shards in her hand, she does not care. All she cares about is leaving the drop pod's container. She keeps walking forward, the machinery stretching and snapping out from her body as she walks, blood spraying as the machinery is ripped out of her body. There is no scream of pain from her, not even a mild sign of discomfort or anything. Her expression is quite firmly fixed in the shape of a frown. After a few seconds, she turns back to the machinery, pulling something out and putting it on in place of her medical robes.
ALCHEMY 2: A Nice Suit ++ Space == Pocket Dimension: Inventory And Protection (Clothing that both holds items and keeps the wearer safe)
Once she's properly dressed, the woman turns to start taking a look around. It seems she's interested in seeing where she ended up, but has no idea where she is. Seeing as she landed near our good friend, The Godmodder himself, he might be one of the first people to be saddled with the responsibility of showing her around. For the same reason as that, she's more than likely going to end up as a PG somebody.
...She quickly decides she needs a weapon, come to think of it, and pulls out a machine gun from the confines of her suit to arm herself.
ALCHEMY 3: M2 Browning machine gun ++ Fire == Explosive Ammo M2 Browning (wepon)
MEATSHIELDS PLS (Entity/Ally) 21/25 (Seriously messed it up which is 18/25 before this update comes, sorry.) +2 from Thartler
Remaining power of the snapped Twig of Fate && Mystical Seal && Status Effect Gem && Powered Staff II Blade = Curse of Fates and Death 23/26 (Causes 1 to 3 random Status effects that are randomised including Gravcrush, XBONIC Plague and Mark of Dog)
Protective Armour && Super-powered Silver && Anti-Status Effects Gem && Blessing of the Silver Guardian = Silver Guardian's Protective Armour [EE] 23/30 (Counts as Level 25) (Part of the Anti-Power Creep set. The Armour can give a Entity 25% Damage Resistance to anything and 25% status effect resistance (including XBONIC Plague) for 2 turns and has a cooldown of 3 or 4 (Level 25 Alchemies usually has a post cool-down before use but this will be longer))
Current Saga: Lets Get Dangerous Once Again Part 5: The Insane...
Current Arc: Miracles
Before Action/RP Trash: After the destruction of the Annihilator, the SDPSC got the message which says "Hey commander, I have noticed that the Annihilator is destroyed by Zetta and Grimsby."
Super Disgruntled Project Storm Commander: Oh great... HMPH!! I will tell my soldiers to kick those jungle asses for real this time. Line up you gorillas!
The SDPSC was ordering some of his troops to destroy the jungle dwellers. However, he noticed that the jungle trickster is going full trickster mode.
SDPSC: Oh, gorilla, not again. gorillaing Homestuck invasions strikes again...
Action: I throw the Defense buffer rune at Zerisek before I use my FC Runepaw's Gauntlet to generate more runes.
Zerisek shoots the magic at the Trickster. (Also Zerisek isn't touched after it was changed)
+1 to piono, W32Coravint and Thartler
Support me if you want.
Blah’s Power Core. Cooldown in turns: 1/8. [SPOIL OF WAR]
Pineapple Device: Cooldown in turns: 2/3. [SPOIL OF WAR]
Scythe-blaster of the moon dragon. CD in Turns: 2/3 [Level 50]. It can be used to slice a target for high damage or it can be also used to heal a target for a high amount.
Magic Charge Pendent. Charge storage: 6/10 charges (charges every turn). [Level 50] If I use it on a foe, it deals lots of damage but weakened when if I use it with 1 lesser charge
Sword of Git Gud (Known as SoGG) CD: 2/2 [Level 25] Charge: THE MINI RECKONING 4/7 (You must use the Weapon 7 times to activate this charge)
Fully Charged Runepaw's Gauntlet CD: 2/2 (USING...) [Level 25] Current Runes: 9/25 Ice, Ice, Fire, Fire, Damage, Shadow, Fire, Light, Defence Buffer (USING...).
Storm Firey Bullet Blaster CD: 2/2 [Level 25] Has the 20% chance of Burning or 5% chance of Napalming (Stronger version of Burning)
Liquid Death [Level 10]
Rust [Level 16]
BSU Flame Blaster CD: 3/3 [Level 25] This flameblaster can instantly cause a high damage burn for 2 turns with a cooldown of 3 turns.
Super Deal With It Glasses [Level 7] (NERFED DUE TO CURSE OF REPETITIVENESS)
When the Gauntlet has been used, Generates up to 3 Runes per Action or (1 to 3 Runes per Action This is Random you know.) Also, It can hold up to 25 Runes (Ooh that's cool! but sometimes can be one of the most powerful Level 25 Items in the game due to these)
Fire: Deals very high damage to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally for much more HP when used.
Damage: Deals heavy damage to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals high damage to the enemy when used, high chance of freezing. (Can be used on stupid high-damaging entities and some power-creep entities)
Thunder: Deals medium damage to 3 select enemies when used, medium chance of paralysing.
Light: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the dark/shadow enemy when used.
Shadow: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the light enemy when used.
I know the Light and Shadow Runes can be pretty complicated but here are the buffing Runes
Attack Buffer: Gives 25% Attack increase for 3 turns when used on the ally.
Defence Buffer: Gives 25% Defence increase for 3 turns when used on the ally
Dodge: Gives 25% Dodge Rate for 3 turns when used on the ally.
MLG (I cannot think enough MLG Stuff...): Deals extreme damage to the enemy (massive damage to 2 enemies or very high damage to 3 enemies) and reduces 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the enemy it inflicted (10% All stats on 2 enemies and 5% All stats on 3 enemies) or heals the ally for so much HP and gives 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the ally. 1/100 chance of creating the rune also, it is extremely rare as well (probably for balance reasons)
You toss the Defense Buffer rune at Zerisek, who somehow manages to give you a wink and a thumbs up before absorbing it. The rune gives him +25% defense for three turns. The Runepaw's Gauntlet activates, rolling two runes... one of them is a Thunder rune, the other is a Shadow rune! Good luck.
Blood: 20,000
Dreams:
|slot one| Dream of Hilarity - Gain "Feeling Funny" buff, or give the buff to someone else, which gives you/ally a 33% dodge rate for two turns. 6 turn cooldown.| (source: benevolent clowns) on cooldown, 5 turns left.
|Slot two| empty|
|Slot three| empty|
|Slot four| empty|
Foodman 2 10/20
steffan 4/40
Blood claw boost 10/10 +3 W32coravint
I upgrade myself with a 5-turn cooldown crit chance boosting ability, create an alchemy with a 5-turn cooldown +crit ability if possible. this is intended to help me kill things for blood. I then use the ability to boost the bellow attack
Teir 1 blood claw (level whatever) blood pull 0/-5 lvl ?
1/? ?
+3 consumer
celestial mirror&& blood dagger && JOEs perception crystal && soulshard katana && technosoulblade ==TechnoRelease blade level 25 7/26
if you can chose which entitys the automic gel affects, i have it kill shyster and deal damage to the trickster, otherwise i don't use it.
I run over to the trickster and slap him silly before slashing at him with the technosoulblade and then jumping, preforming a triple somersault over them and activating a standard scorpion trigger from BORDER [noidon'tknowwhatitstandsforeither] to create blades out of my feet, allowing me to ice skate on the layer of ice I created before the attack using the coldness of space channelled through the celestial mirror to, well, skate, [as well as giving me a strange glow] around the trickster and occasionally nick them with the sword as I pass. after some time they are annoyed enough to (try to) attack me with a long thing that is left unclear due to the tiredness of something [i'll probably edit to whatever that thing is later], but they miss because I'm skating too erratically and quickly.
However, the resulting cracks in the ice make the skating more difficult, and I almost fall over, as I hit the first one, but I activate a Time Glyph carved into my right hand, and it flashes frosty blue-white, speeding up time on my hand, arm, and technically brain because otherwise it wouldn't end up doing anything, but nothing else, and quickly grab the celestial mirror from my backpack as I slowly fall downwards, and use it the same way as before, refreezing the ice, and gather some of that energy in my hand before banishing the mirror back to not-in-use-alchemy-world as the glyph begins to fade. I thrust my hand downwards to preform a flip and not slam face first into the ground. the jungle trickster shoots a beam of tricksterness at me, and I change the scorpion trigger to create a larger blade on my right leg temporarily, swinging it my foot while upside down to block the beam, just barely. the excess shatters, and I shift the scorpion back to normal, landing on the ground and gracefully skating away. I jump, tripleaxle, and kick the trickster, cutting into its arm, and the kick pushes me away, towards the edge of the ice. prepared, i turn slightly and use the gathered celestial cold, swinging my hand up and create an icy ramp, and several others around there, then skate up the ramp and jump at the top, spinning, and slice downwards, barely missing the tricksters head, and land on another ramp, and spin on the skates, pulling it my hands, and somehow causing my hand to not get hit by a ball of tricksterism? tricksterness?, and push off the ice, hard, rocketing towards the ramp and jumping, slashing downwards oncemore. however, the trickster is prepared and dodges this one intentionaly. I continue for some time and continue to miss, becoming more and more predictable despite the also increasing variation in jump time and strength. eventually, the trickster is starting to get bored, and I'm almost out of Trion. the trickster fires a massive ball of purple energy at me and consumes half the icy stage, cracking and melting it. it looks like this attack is over...
the trickster turns to leave, and then gets hit in the back of the head by a molten stone, and turns to see that I am still there, though my ice skates are now gone and I don't seem to have any trion left. see, using a trigger generates a trion body, which will vanish when killed or out of trion, leaving the normal body unharmed. trion is generated by humans and cannot regenerate while in trion form [under most circumstances anyway]. anyway, I grin and take my technsoulblade, which flashes a brilliant blue, then cyan, red, brown, gray, white, black, pinkish, navy, ice-blue, gridlike black/white, yinyang, random mix of colours, light-yellow, green, yellow, grey-yellow, bloodred, and finally the colour of clotted blood. as it flashes each colour, several curved rod-like constructs of energy flashe into existance, each the shape of a slash i made and pointed towards the trickster. in the end, the trickster is surrounded in glowing lines, and I jump back as quickly as I can, activating the blade. all the lines rush forwards, cutting into the tricksters skin, and then explode with the power of their respective elements. that is, water, astral, fire, earth, air, primal, void, space, time, glyph, order, balance, chaos, energy, plant, electricity, machine, blood, and (P much) hell. before any explode, I blink away and create several Massive portals, stopping the explosion from killing anyone else, Unless the trickster is dead then it kills the golem thing.
If focused actions are a thing this is Focused.
No, focused actions aren't a thing, but I can tell this was quite focused.
Anyway, that just happened. The Trickster gets assaulted by a variety of good old-fashioned chaos. 70,000 damage to the Trickster! That was somethin', alright.
Well, uh, I'm not sure how the Trickster incorporated ASCII into speech, but I've just seen- uh, heard him do it. I'm gonna go cry in bed now because that just emotionally and physically scarred me. Potentially for life. Potentially not. I hope nobody misses me!
Wwwwwwait, yyyyyyou can't just go and not co-co-come back!
Oh! Guess who's back! Mister what's his face doohickey!
That isn't my name and yyyyyyou perfectly know it.
Then what is your name, oh great elusive pink guy?
This color isn't pink- Ah, that's beside the po-po-point. I'm not supposed to be here! It's not how things work! I'm still... preparing. Hey... uh.... WWWWWWAIT, DID YOU JUST LIE THAT YYYYYYOU WWWWWWERE LEAVING TO LURE ME IN?! DID YOU HONESTLY THINK IT WWWWWWAS GOING TO- Wait, it did work, didn't it...
You're much dumber than I initially thought, you do know that, right? People have to have a perfect blend of what they seem like and what they really are, and your equilibrium is really jacked. I'd work on that if I were you, you don't want people yelling that you're different on the inside than you are on the outside. It didn't work well for McDonald's--
OH, JUST SHUT YYYYYYOUR T-T-T-TRAP!
--Yeah, McDonald's sure got a lot of hate for that campaign, well, series of campaigns to be exact. The ones where they present the Big Mac as a glorious, fresh and crisp burger, whose likes nobody has seen prior, but to be honest, it's just a regular old burger. Sure, the patty is pretty good, but who the heck knows what's it made of? You know? Oh, and don't get me started on the secret sauce, it's just a bunch of mayo mushed together with salt and seasoning!! There's nothing special about that! Speaking of recipes, the Kentucky Fried Chicken's twelve herbs and spices got leaked! ...Wait, was it twelve herbs and spices or eleven herbs and spices? I can never seem to remember! It's either one or the other, or maybe it's thirteen? Bluh, why couldn't it be an easy number like ten, nobody forgets ten- DID IGORILLAING STUTTER?! (wwwwwwait I actually did, never mind).
--Numbers! Numbers are so weird and mysterious! You know Pi, right? Three point one four one five nine, etc etc. It's a pretty interesting number! As a big fan of Pi and what it stands for, I get pretty annoyed when people tell me there's nothing special about it. Sure, it might not be that interesting, but the Pi Haters have some pretty dumb reasons why they hate Pi. Firstly, they claim that other constants in shapes, such as the relation of a diagonal to a square's side, which is the square root of two, are also infinite and interesting. Yes, square root of two might be infinite and random, but in actuality if you square it, you just get two! The same with a lot of other numbers, but it's not the same with Pi. You just can't add anything to 3.14159 etc and get a regular whole number! It's a completely random irrational number and it's amazing!! I wonder, does this mean a lot of architects and what not get it wrong? Since you can't really find out the full extent of Pi as it is infinite in its amazing glory, do architects just use estimates? I mean, obviously they do, but what if an alien species asks us to find the circumference of a circle and we just multiply it by an estimate of Pi? I mean, multiplying the diameter by "Pi to one billion digits" still doesn't give us the full and actual circumference, just a very educated guess at its closest possible number. However, the aliens might have some other technique we don't exactly know about and they might get angry at us if we somehow mess it up and don't actually find the real circumference. What if they destroy Earth because of it? What if they doom humanity to working in some alien cave, mining alien green rocks to stop superheroes from other planets? Yes, that was a Superman reference, but I'm not the biggest Superman fan if we're going to be honest. I would go for the cliche Spider-Man as my favorite pick, but I'm not really the biggest superhero buff in the universe. I mean, you know, as a kid you think Spider-Man shoots webs out of his hands but later you know he has some sort of disc thing that shoots webs for him? I mean, that's totally nice and all, but it doesn't really serve justice to your six year old self who just learned it and is having a mental breakdown. Speaking of mental breakdowns, please type in, one by one, the words bit.do/ and then the second sentence of this huge paragraph, without spaces or punctuation. These things sort of inevitably lead to the end of one's childhood, which often happens to be ephemeral. Some say your childhood only ends when you feel it does, others say it ends when you have "The Talk". "The Talk" obviously being, you know, the birds and the bees? Yeah, biology. As soon as they start teaching biology in class, there are at least ten new subjects, including chemistry, physics and all that which isn't really a good thing, it's just more exams and homework, which leads people to call it "Birds and Bees" since biology is basically the horseman of the middle school apocalypse. Speaking of horsemen, there's this really great show I've started watching recently on Netflix called BoJack Horseman. It's pretty cool but it gets extremely dark at times, my kind of show to be honest. But enough about BoJack, you know, speaking of Netflix, I just realized that Netflix is a weird thing. Some people use it to sit on their couches all day and binge their favorite shows, others use it for, you know, the previously mentioned "Birds and Bees", also known as biology (there are a bunch of scientific shows on Netflix, actually) which is pretty cool but this just means Netflix has no given purpose and it's a bit sad when you put it that way. Why would you want to live without a purpose? Who would want to just, not have a destiny? Hm, I wonder if there are people that to this day roam the streets and are confused about everything, not having a clue as to what to do. Well, I'm lucky I'm not that guy! Or, that gal, if you prefer. I don't want to be sexist- WHOOPS, I forgot I'm not supposed to talk about politics and I should pretend everything is neutral and I too am neutral, even if I truly am not. Are you still listening? Chances are you aren't! Actually, the chances are 2%! I predict only 2% of players will read this. That part is false, because I don't make good predictions and also because there cannot be a pure 2% if we have an odd number of active players, which is nineteen. Oh, were you saying something?
Materials&Resulting item: Fragment of Reality && TM Machine && (Leaf Blade && Blade of Grass && Fairy Dust) || HM Fly && Angel Wings && Demon Wings == Dual Blade of The Very Best
Level: 11
Progress: 9/12
Description: Whatever, someone, who decided to make it, must have nuts to create that thing. It essentially has been created from someone, who shipped both Serperior and Sylveon, and played Terraria. Yeah, that's right, that's me, Thartler. It appears to be made from grass, enchanted by light magic and with real wings on it. The item can #rekt the foes, by attacking them by voice, but when voice appears, a sharp, sword-like grass projectiles shoot out of the sword. The user then is granted wings to fly, and home in target. Seems scary, yeah?
Slot: 2
Materials&Resulting item: (Sylveon's essence && Serperior essence) && Polish Flag && PWNHammer && The Great One && Sans ashes || Undyne's Spear == The Genocidal Shipper's Spear
Level: 16
Progress: 9/17
Description: Wait, wait, I'm that shipper. The spear looks pretty simple - figure of two Pokemon on left and right side, Polish flag on middle and titanium tip. Anyways, here's function. User stabs the spear in front of foe summoning both Serperior and Sylveon ghosts, but in middle of confession, scenery suddenly changes to Polish Sejm where a random noble ghost says: "Veto! I disagree! Sejm's canceled. Go back to homes." Before the Serperior ghost uses Grass Pledge, the Sylveon Ghost uses Fairy Wind, and then the person wielding this weapon gives enemy bad time, causing both ghost attacks to hit the foe. Finally, user stabs soul of enemy roughly 13 times.
Description: It is upgrade of Typhoon Sniper, which adds two new modes. Thunder, for all needs of striking foes like robots and such, and imbue with electric, which can kinda do serious damage. And annoy the hell out from foes, and scare them, since sounds are so LOUD!
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Actions&RP:
Once again, I aim for the Shaman.
If he can go debuffing mode, why not trying to do impossible request to him?
Heh, heh, heh...
Wait, that's right. I'll give it to him. I grab a Mini Hakkero (don't tell, from who I got it, will you?), and then...
I grab it's head, and line the Hakkero with Shaman. The result is MASTER SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK over his body.
But that's not end. Once again, I charge a beam of unholy power from Demonic Recurve and holy power from Angelic Longbow. I release the strings, making them hit Shaman simultaneously. The resulting explosion knocks him dead.
That's ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.
But I'm not done with him yet.
I slice his head clean using Balladina's Poisoned Longsword. Then two heads come. I cut em' off... then 4. Again and again, before it hits 9192 heads. The shaman falls and breaks into 9 million pieces, whose I burn entirely.
Then I ask him Millionare questions, where failure means death. I ask him about many things. Many, which he couldn't answer. I strike him down again. Now, He'll be knocked dead. Heh heh heh.
And I take Vocal Chords, unless they're taken.
And then I point to him the power of TRUE mathematician.
For second question, he surely did wrong three out of four, because it would be 2, 4, 6, 8.
Thinking outside of wall, he then divided it by 2, so surely a fake answer would be 4, remains of 8 divided by 2.
For first... Well, he didn't make any clues for Poles. Guess I'll have to do a blind D, but it's Nonagon, for sure. And here goes the trick. The shaman listed no proper answer.
For third. Shaman doesn't know that a^2 + b^2 = c^2 is correct form of doing the triangle. Also, if he did some corrects, it would be OK. But no, he messed up angles, too. There's no Alpha, neither there's beta (the angles except of oblivious 90).
For Test 2. Shaman made it all wrong, except for word NEIN, which is no.
First is written all wrong, as it's English.
For second... ENGLISH ISN'T THAT GOD<HISS> HARD! PEOPLE! IF YOU SAW POLISH LANGUAGE, HOW HARD TO YOU WOULD IT BE TO LEARN IT AS ENGLISH MAN (sorry, I'm native to Polish, so Idk that feeling), IT WOULD SPOOK YOU OUT OF BONES!
And test 3.
From science we know that Oxygen has two links, Hydrogen has only one, so H3O is incorrect.
Second had one correct answer if we did replace a) with A.
And third... It has NO TRUE ANSWER. Where is No? But I like Science, so I pick, HECK YEAH!
Due to these, I, Thartler, the Test Nazi, I murder him!
(Yep, actually, the answer is - THERE'S NO ANSWER!)
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Stats:
HP: N/A, why do you want to know HP of invulnerable player?
Spoil Cooldown: N/A
Item Cooldown: Power Ranger Armor: ★★★★
Charges:
★ - 1
✰ - 0
♡ - ??? (coming soon(not))
♥ - ??? (coming soon(not))
Bombs: N/A, what, did you think it's 2hu? (Maybe doing it later? ✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰)
That might go on until I do something.
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Helping:
+1 Cyan
+2 Pricey
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OOC:
Well, you're actually right! The correct answer is that there is no answer! The test was just really dumb to begin with, so kudos to you for destroying the Shaman.
SHAMAN: I regret all of my life choices.
The Shaman explodes, because that's what Shamans do after you solve their idiotic tests!
ALPHA: Everyone I summon turns out to be either an idiot or dead in one turn! Just... marvelous! Ngh...
The Godmodder seems to be quite annoyed by everything going on, but keeps his cool. There's always more entities to summon, right?
@DarkSide if you would be so kind as to send +1s to Abe and Cyan as opposed to me for right now?
171/300 for Restoration. help: goldenready (completed), cyanogynist (35), abeneautmal (36), Darkside (14)
8/50 for the power of air
3/50 for the plantlife
Neumann's Dream AND Fractal Duplicate Generator 9/11 for Mass Dream-struction
No Kill Like Overkill AND conversion cluster bombs 8/10 for Thirty Birds with One Stone
Elements' Malice AND status effect amplifier 5/15
+1 to goldenready, +1 to abe, +1 to cyan
I scan the trickster again just to piss him off. While he's busy frothing at the mouth, I stab him in the teetht.
Bid progress: (note, if you have more than 50 points here, you will only have 50 subtracted from your score. If nobody has more than 15 points, NOBODY wins)
Cyan: 60
darkside: 61
Abeneautmal: 17
Sirplop: 17
Pricey: 17
Goldenready: 14
Redstone: 14
battlefury: 5
kelvin: 1
Youch! Not the teetht?! Why the teetht?! Such treachery! Such villainy! TRICKSTER: Ow! I just got teetht surgery and then you just punch my teetht like that?! Not. Cool.
His teetht start aching a lot more as time goes by, dealing 20,000 damage!
TRICKSTER: Okay, first you trick me by scanning me again even though it's evident that I am the Trickster here, not you, then you just... punch my teetht? Sir, you have truly hurt me. Both physically and emotionally. I... I don't think I can forgive you for such treachery. We'll see.
The Trickster starts tossing rocks at a nearby pond and rethinking his life.
He sighs and lays down, looking at the rippling water.
Was this truly the path he chose? Fighting for a villainous Godmodder?
Eh, whatever, he doesn't really care. After all, he's just a mindless trickster psycho, just like all of the tricksters before him. *sniffle*.
-=Charges
Ţ͡h̶̨e̡͜ ̵Eņ͢͝d̛͢le͜͞҉s͟s̶͏ ͠͏O͘҉͜ne͏ (267/300) +2 from Darkside. Yaaaay.
Hive (40/50) +2 from Darkside. Yaaaay.
Prophet of Annihilation (6/12)
-=Summons
Nothing yeeeeeet.
-=Actions
Tricky Trickster is a Tricky Tricker in this Tricky Trickster's Trickster Mode.
The Artificial Guardian stabs the Trickster. Blandly. So bland, in fact, the Trickster is feeling inadequately simple.
The Wastewalkers fling some magic rocks at the Godmodder. DODGE THAT, BOY. This is 2017 I cannot assume his [insert pronoun here] gender.
Danny DeVito summons up his powers of TRASH and kablooshes all over the Trickster. The Trickster feels sick after a piece of moldy pizza falls onto his face.
HEY, HEY! AAAAAAAALPHAAAAAAAAAAAA
TAKE SUM BÜL!
I give Alpha a BÜL.
Whatever that is.
Alpha now has a BÜL.
...
-=Alchemies
An Empty Cereal Box && A lot of 7s && 'Boat Nectar' == Helmet of the Ducky Charms (lv. 11, 7/12) (Helmet) [EE] --The entity gets a 15% chance to get a HIGH TIDE! at any given attack, which doubles their damage by 2x until the end of the turn.
Dunestrider's Sunback && Eternity's Tremor == Dunestrider's Tremor, of the Original Name (Lvl. 18, 6/19) (cloak) [EE] -- Confers a 5% chance to nullify damage dealt by an entity to equipped entity.
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction: N/A
You craft the alchemy, and give it the tag [EE] (Entity Equipment). The player may not use this alchemy normally, and may only equip it to an entity of their choice (maybe only under their control - I dunno; YOU DECIDE!). Once it is equipped, that entity gains the properties of the alchemy equipped. Equipped alchemies cannot be moved off of entities unless that entity dies. Once it does, the alchemy returns to it's creators inventory, and must be "reshaped" - You can't put a dragon's chestplate onto a giant floating boat and expect it to fit properly.
This gives a way of -slightly- upgrading old entities with newer stuff.
*NOTE* Equipments shouldn't make anything unbeatable - just gives them some more abilities beyond their base creation.
Example:
Bottled Dragonfire && Gauntlet == Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/11) - This could give an entity a fire-attack ability.
Reshape: Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/5)
Reshaping an Equipment takes lvl / 2 charge time rounded up.
Inventory
+1 to Toast, +1 to Piono, and +1 to Darkside
OOC: I won't be doing actions for a while. Finals nearly on par with AP Exams are on for the next two weeks, so I'll just be charging or doing very short attacks.
>Plant
I appear behind the Trickster and grab the back of its head (my hand changes size if necessary). The ground beneath us turns into ultra-dense asphalt, but is soon just broken rock as the Trickster's chin is made to pulverize it. For good measure, I twist the Trickster's neck by 720pi radians.
Alchemy:
Comedy Mask || (Terra Blade && Death Sickle && Adamantite Repeater && S.D.M.G. && Terrarian && Possessed Hatched && Flying Knife && Daedalus Stormbow && Daybreak && Golem Fist && Heat Ray && Sniper Rifle) == Follow My Lead [Level 15 14/16]
"Hah! You died."
Obscures the user's face while simultaneously manifesting powerful weapons about them. The user merely has to act out a powerful attack, and the mask will make it happen, usually in a humorous way.
The Monado III (Xenochronicles) && Windshear (Skyrim) && Biggoron sword (Ocarina of Time) && Lightsaber = CitruShears [Level 14, 8/15]
(A black and purple umbrella || [Laser Gun || (Fission Reactor && Fusion Reactor && Miniature Star && Fusion Bomb)] && x5 Remote Controlled Attack Drone && Jetpack) = Doombrella [Level 25 4/26]
Charged Inventory:
The Living Flame: Charge = 3.5 (Charge increments by one each turn, so 0.5 each post if I post twice in a single turn); Hot Pants (2 charge); Fireblast (5 charge); Smokescreen (10 ammo left); Immolate (5 ammo left); Raging Inferno (8 charge required, 2 ammo left); Conflagration (12 charge, Raging Inferno MUST BE USED!); Information on attacks will be provided here on turns TLF is used. It otherwise grants small fire-based damage bonuses to attacks where applicable (ie. melee strikes).
Charges:
19/100
44(37, +7 from co-conspirators)/50 Heinous
14/50 Countered
Assists (Currently working on Pionochain):
+2 Cyanogynist, +1 Redstone
You sneak up onb the Trickster, currently contemplating his life and twist his neck! 15,000 damage. TRICKSTER: Okay, seriously? First my teetht and then my neck?! You people are terrible! TRICKSTER: I'm going to destroy all of you!
Blah blah blah, he goes on a tangent about destruction and stuff. No biggie.
....oh this is going to be glorious when it happens. I teleport over to Alpha, with a wide grin, and whisper something into his ear, before teleporting away.
(I'll send you a pm on Discord for what he/I says to Alpha)
(Glowstick&&Lightsaber)&& Master Sword && Heavy Claw (EBF) = Explosive Laser Sword Gun Thing. 3/13
It's a Heavy Cannon thing, with a lightsaber bayonet attacked. Simple enough
Glitchy USB From A Different Timeline && (Standard Battle Android && Glitch Essence) && (Corrupster USB && HxD USB) && MetaCuil Abstraction Device = Battle Gynoid EXE 5.0.7 (Level 22, 5/23)
A girl who may or may not be oddly familiar to some of you, upgraded and in battle android form. In a still coherent looking but glitchy form, she seems to be able to corrupt anything she wills into glitching into something entirely different. She can also be meta as heck.
Slot 2
({Recreate: Magical Anime Girl Golem (Shizuki-chan)} || Standard Battle Android) && (Essence of SCP-285's Hax && (HackerTyper USB (SCP Look and Feel) && Anomalous Digital Input Interface)) && (Detachable Robot Arm && USB 3.0 Port && HDMI Connector && PS/2 Keyboard and Mouse Ports && 256-Pin Connector) = Battle Gynoid SCP-2223-A (Level 20, 18/21) (+1 from Pricey, +3 from Battlefury)
A gynoid in an anime uniform, who looks rather familiar to some of you. She can hack into any electronic device connected to a network and can also hack reality to a small degree. She also has a detachable arm which is attached via several ports.
Slot 3
Kagerou (Kantai Collection) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && Quadruple Cord Attachment Points && ((SPAMR Launcher (MineFactory Reloaded) && Chemical Thrower (Immersive Engineering)) && (Double Compressed Torcherino (Torcherino) && Augment: Space-Time Flux Unifier (Thermal Expansion) && Overclocker Upgrade (IndustrialCraft^2))) = Battle Gynoid Kagerou (Level 25, 5/26)
A 1:1 scale gynoid of Kagerou from Kantai Collection. In addition to her standard weapons in her remodeled form, she has four fully controllable cords extending from her back that can connect to various weapons, one of which is permanently connected to a rocket launcher that fires chemical-spraying rockets. I don't even know how she stays upright, she just does.
Slot 4
Ibuki Mioda (Super Danganronpa 2) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && (Electric Guitar && SCP-219) && 10x USB Port Array && ((Energy Condenser (Equivalent Exchange 2) && Metal Former: Wire) && Handless Robotic Left Arm) = Battle Gynoid Ibuki Mioda (Level 20, 5/21)
A 1:1 scale gynoid of Ibuki Mioda from Super Danganronpa 2. Her left hand is missing, in its place a large amount of wires of all types that she can extrude infinitely at will. Connected by a fully controllable wire next to a series of inset USB ports on her right shoulder is a custom electric guitar, which can produce resonant frequencies of literally any material and even multiple materials at once and direct them at a specific point. She also can stay upright despite having several meters of wire and an electric guitar attached to her. Don't ask how.
Charges
Project Factory (14/100)
Project Robot Waifu Harem/Main.java (15/50)
Project Robot Waifu Harem/vocaloid/YuzukiYukariV4.java (5/50)
+3 JOEbob
Project Factory Bid - REMINDER THAT PROJECT FACTORY IS STILL A THING!!! GIVE ME YOUR ASSISTS IF YOU WANT STUFF!
Cyanogynist (19)
Pricey12345 (16)
Battlefury13 (9)
teag2 (6)
Feel free to bid when editing your posts. I will edit them into this post.
Action
I summon one tiny pebble.
The pebble promptly falls next to the Jungle Trickster at 0.9c and explodes for no reason.
BOOM! The pebble happened to be one of the pebbles the Trickster was throwing at a nearby pond, while rethinking his life and also realizing that he has no way to pay for his broken "teetht" and his snapped neck as he isn't doing so well in the cash department, admittedly. Not to worry, though, as now his problems have been blasted away!
Literally!
Blasted away! By the pebble! Into his face! Explosion! 15,000 damage.
The Trickster sheds one lonely tear.
Upon realizing he can't even trust flippin' pebbles at this point, he runs off into the sunset.
And then promptly comes back. He has a job to do, after all, even if the job involves killing a bunch of Descendants.
Tazz: Keep forgetting about when I use Spoils of War.
@TrickleJest: Mai's color is #666999. Please apply that to her PG tag, thank you.
Charged Alchemies: |III>I>I|
Akron's Core: |IIIII>IIIII>II|
Crystalized Ki: |IIIII|
Central Processing Unit: |IIIIII|!USING! (Phantom Godbot turns: 0/4) No more after this...
Medusa's Head: |IIII|
Rebalance: |III|
Doom Unleashed: |III|
Fear the Darkness: |IIIII|
Triton's Scepter:
Seaspray: |III| (much like Dust Storm, creates a wave that crashes against the rocks on the ground throwing a cold spray up in the faces of the target, decreasing their accuracy for a round or two.)
Splash: |IIIII| (hit the opponent with that big wave from seaspray, dealing damage and inflicting Wet, which decreases accuracy by a tiny bit)
Water Whip: {7/7 ammo} (You pull the water in the air up into a cyllinder around the tip of the staff, creating a low hit point water tentacle that increases your attack power while its still alive.)
Whirlpool: {4/4 ammo} (Traps an entity in a whirlpool for 3 rounds, dealing DoT and causing them to deal half damage to anything that's not also caught in the whirlpool.)
Tidal Wave: |IIIIIIII| {2/2 ammo} (Summons an enormous tidal wave that crashes into three target entities, dealing heavy damage and inflicting waterlogged, which halves the strength of all outgoing effects AND lowers accuracy by a little bit.)
Diluvium: |IIIIIIIIII| {1/1 Ammo} {Tidal Wave Uses: 0/2} (Targets the entire field, inflict waterlogged on EVERYONE and deal heavy damage to all enemies, light damage to all allies.)
Uncapped! The Climax: 118 / 150 (+5 from Alpha)
Unforgiven: 5 / 50.
Deicide Squad: 42 / 50. (+3 from Emerald, +1 from Piono)
A Rock from Limbo && Liquid Death && Zweihander = The Grayscale (Level 14: 9/15)
Katana || Pixel-sharp edge && Essence of a Time Giant && IDPD Captain's Badge = The Hunter's Blade (Level 15: 15/16)
Chronologically-Enhanced Luminite && IDPD Plasma Minigun && Glove of an IDPD Elite Heavy = The Complete Ejection (Level 20: 3/21)
Tear of Black Liquid Sorrow && Creative Energies && (Fragment of the Limbo Gatekeeper's gauntlet || Whole Gauntlet) = Charon's Hand (Level 18: 3/19)
Expanding this a bit. A note: If it has parenthesis or curly brackets around its name, it's still locked.
Also, in case you're noticing discrepancies from the linked pastebin; Crys has allowed me to do some mild shuffling of the Class Levels, mostly making the 4th level Big Scenes come later than the other lower-level techniques.
Mage Chorus/Resonance/(Rhythmic)CR5/(Crescendo)CR9
Phoenix Breath/Sick Burns/(Ashes to Ashes)CR7/(Since the world's been turning)CR12
(Forme Shift)CR4/(Adaption)CR6/(Metamorphic)CR11/(Evolution)CR14
(Shotgun Shuffle)CR8/(Akimbo)CR10/(Bite the Bullet)CR13/(Lead Lotus)CR15
{Epoch()}CLASS RANK 5
{The Power} CLASS RANK 9
{Magicka} CLASS RANK 13
Aptitutde: Roxxanne gains +1 Level per any kills she makes.
The Shadows: 15% Dodge chance on yourself, cannot be negated by any means.
(Outfoxed): 10% Dodge Ignorance for you and your entities. CR7
(Climatic Summoning): All entities gain a minicrit and are invincible on their turn of summon. CR11
Mind Killer/Dreambreaker/(Ego Eater)CR5/(Oblivion)CR9
Disaster Master/Gaia's Wrath/(Calamity Trigger)CR7/(This is it)CR12
(Smashforme)CR4/(Items On)CR6/(Wombo Combo)CR11/(Final Destination)CR14
(Saltwater Strike)CR8/(Seven Seas)CR10/(Whirlpool)CR13/(Bottomless)CR15
{Providence} CLASS RANK 5
{Insanity} CLASS RANK 9
{Dream Cycle} CLASS RANK 13
Hate Within: 35% chance of minicrit on Hostiles for all of your Entities as well as yourself. If chance procs while minicritting, upgrades to crit. If procced while critting, crit is not expended. Only works on Hostiles.
Determination: His Entities resist all Mind Controls successfully. (Zetta and the crew can't be MC'd to begin with, because they're players.)
(Providence): His Entities have an additional 25% resistance to any status effect that would cost them their turn. CR7
(Faking it): Zetta doesn't die on having HP turned to 0, but rather retreats tactically. He respawns 1 action sooner because he's gotten good at it at this point. (if he's the first to respawn on TPK he can act immediately.) CR11
Sleuth Diplomacy/Case Closed/(Improptu Caucus)CR5/(Ceasefire)CR9
Hunter's Trick/(Powder Keg)CR3/(Mass Grave)CR7/(Slaughter)CR12
(Bloodborne)CR4/(Red River)CR6/(Vein Matters)CR11/(Baptism of Blood)CR14
(The Sight)CR8/(Grim Knowledge)CR10/(Psychoanalyze)CR13/(Evil Within)CR15
{Beast Within} CLASS RANK 5
{Your Best Nightmare} CLASS RANK 9
{Cut You Down} CLASS RANK 13
Pulchritude: His Entities have a 10% chance of minicritting randomly.
(Grim Times): Attackers have a 5% chance of Terror upon hitting Grimsby. CR3.
(Blood Rally): If harmed, Grimsby and his entities can attack the entity responsible. If successful, a third of the damage dealt is transferred back as HP. CR7.
(Lead by Example): His Entities have a 30% chance of minicritting if attacking an entity he has attacked that turn. CR11.
Mai [PG]: 150,000/150,000 HP +1 AC. Level 1: CR1.
The Arsenal/(Orbital)CR2/(Glass)CR5/(Dust)CR9
Will of Steel/(Unyielding)CR3/(Terminator)CR6/(The Stand)CR10
(Japonophile)CR4/(Name of the Moon)CR7/(Z)CR11/(One Punch Woman)CR13
(The Forge)CR8/(Prototype)CR12/(Beta Testing)CR14/(Mass Production)CR15
{The Steeline} CLASS RANK 5
{Mugen Mulligan} CLASS RANK 9
{Gravity Hurts} CLASS RANK 13
War Machine: 5% Damage increase and 1 AC point that cannot be ignored.
(Bombardment): +5,000 damage on all attacks that hit multiple targets you make. Applies to all targets. CR3
(Flexible Form): 15% chance of ignoring any status condition that causes a loss of action. If successful, all other effects of that status condition are also nullified for that turn. CR7
(Self-Repair): 10,000 HP Regen per turn, cannot be nullified. CR11.
ACTION SUMMARY:
- Canovivibe the Canoe King is summoned!
- @DarkSide RP stuff!
Grimsby switching in was mostly the excuse I had to just get someone into play that wouldn't instantly die. Mai will tag in this turn.
Grimsby rustles in his coat pocket for a second. Ah, there it is-a rock. Well, a rock with a crystal in it. A specific crystal. That's what he's looking for, now. Something to really do-and this was how.
Grimsby throws the rock well off to the side of the battlefield, right next to a tree. Entities divebombed away from it despite being nowhere near it in an attempt to minimize the damage incoming to them. The damage was zero-just as planned. A shadowy figure from behind the tree snatched up the rock, inspecting it, and nodding to Grimsby from behind the tree before leaving. The AG entities failed to notice, having dived away and not managing to turn around in time to witness it.
Meanwhile, a certain band of void-based heavy metal ukulele canoeists return from the depths of the server, having done some victory laps after utterly decimating the Pale Rider, which was a thing that totally happened and they will street fite you IRL over it. The entities divebomb out of the way of the canoeists, or attempt to as their speed catches them in their wake as the paddle across the land-but, quite curiously, they suddenly freeze in place, sending the AG entities flying away. The AG entities harmlessly recover via umeki and other acrobatic techniques, but the canoeists remain frozen.
A spherical object is chucked into the main battlefield. AG entities brave enough to return immediately flee, while the Canoeists are unable to do anything about it. The object explodes into a vortex, quickly sucking in the Canoeists, their Canoes and their Ukuleles, one-by-one, until the approximately 99-man band of canoeists is within the singularity, whatever that is. The core of the vortex trembles and pulsates violently, as if it were an egg about to hatch.
...Grimsby sighs and throws a rock at it. The AG entities that try to stop him via piling onto him are casually tossed off him with the motion of his arm, though no-one and nothing get into the abyssal vortex other than the rock. The rock is sucked in anticlimatically. The vortex responds far more climatically-it explodes into a vicious burst of void, knocking back almost any given resistance, and kicking up the obligatory cloud of smoke.
Grimsby checks his watch and counts out a minute, for when the smoke clears. Entities cower at the newcomer, assured that this is part of some superattack. Grimsby knows better-precisely why he's doing what he's doing, as of course the entities won't approach it for fear of lethal repercussions. The smoke parts...
...Revealing a figure entirely made of canoes. A face, body, arms, legs, all made of canoes, including fearsome canoe-based claws and paddles for fingers. The energies of the void crackle between each individual canoe, binding the thing together in a veil of black. "I am Canovivibe, the Void-bound King over all Canoes. I have been reborn again, through the power of my most hated enemies, the ukulele-playing heavy metal canoeists who have stolen my power... They are now all dead, and I am free to roam and rule over the cosmos again!"
Fearsome titles. Nothing more. Grimsby sighs and clicks his fingers, knowing he can't stop there.
From the sky, an unfathomable object approaches fast. A small but intense aura of darkness surrounds it-but the object itself is clearly visible, a rainbow-colored cylinder with a smiley face upon it. Entities scramble out of the way as the newcomer looks on, dazed. A side-effect of being the target of an attack was most typically being about as intelligent on how to avoid it as a rock. Which was a good thing for Canovivibe in this case, as otherwise he wouldn't know exactly what to do. One could say that he opened his mouth in response, intending to absorb it-it would be more correct to say Grimsby opened Canovivibe's mouth via Descendancy to make him absorb it. The former is more decent to the idea of autonomous entities and thus entity happiness, so the former is universally used. It is also far less true.
Canovivibe swallowed the object-commonly known as an Infinitato-without further ado. His eyes turned into a colorful display fitting for Roxxanne's tastes and roared a primal roar, light emitting from his mouth. The powers of buffs unlimited poured out from his being as Canovivibe absorbed the Infinitato, visibly toughening up his canoe-skin.
"I... Am... INFINITY CANOVIVIBEEEEEEEE!!! NO-ONE CAN STOP ME NOW!!" Roared Canovivibe, who had never partaken in a godmodding war and did not ergo realize that people who could casually end his life were surrounding him. They were all like this, kinda, at first. Or maybe he was just an arrogant dude. That was also possible. At the very least he wouldn't die in a hit, now.
Infinity Canovivibe, summoned, with whatever passives/actives Trickle/Alpha deems fitting for such an entity.
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After that was done, Grimsby caught movement out of the corner of his eye. He turned, and witnessed Roxxanne tugging along someone equal to her in both height and bodytype-which wouldn't be anything other than one of her thralls if not for the fact that the girl in question was dressed moderately in jeans and a somewhat poofy sweater like a somewhat normal person. Raven-black hair that came down to just beneath the shoulders and normal blue eyes really only helped the illusion of normalcy. Her skin was quite disturbing, though; it looked to be formed in the tiniest of hexagons.
"Hey, Grimsby! I have a fwiendawey! Meet Mai!" Roxxanne said, gesturing to her new, reluctant companion.
"... Hello..." Mai said, clearly intrigued-and frightened-by the battlefield right next to her.
"Greetings." Grimsby said.
"Uh, so, Grimsby, it would be really ultra-nice if you could just kind of look after her for a second. I need to be talking with a lot of people right now, but uh, don't worry, it'll only be for a moment," Roxxanne said. She turned to Mai. "Please, uh, do not be alarmeried, I'mma be back, OK? And then I can show you my Happy!" She added. And just like that, poof-Roxxanne was gone, vanishing in a puff of glittery smoke.
Before Grimsby could really ask what was going on, Mai grabbed him by his jacket, eyes wide and face in panic. "Oh dear god help. She's insane, her pocket dimension is inhospitable, she's turned me from a ship into a girl, a frikkin' girl made of nanomachines, and I don't know what it is, but when I'm around her it's like some oppressive force is trying to rip my mind open and eat it like an omelette, but she'll freak out if I can't be around because she's crazy! God, help, she made me but I don't want to be around her for a second longer!"
Grimsby was only mildly surprised by the total change in demeanor. "... Perhaps she'll understand if you stick around here? At the very least there's other things to focus on," Grimsby stated.
"Her level of intelligence, to the best of my ability to calculate it, is utterly incompatible with the sheer level of micromanaging she would need to move her body-if I am correct, anyways-the alternative is that whatever she's turned herself into, and I know this can't be how she was all the time, it's just utterly so incomprehensible I can't even begin to determine what she even is, let alone the fact that she's-"
"Welcome to Fiction. You think you've seen everything and then you see the one thing that you didn't expect. I assure you that it'll probably feel a lot less oppressive the sooner you just take a look at all these actual lunatics," Grimsby said, gesturing to the battlefield and determining the cause of her distress to be simply being very new. Roxxanne probably was one of the most unusual of the lot, but by far one of the more stable, disregarding whatever thing is renting out space in her skull. Grimsby was already thinking of ways to manipulate his powers to get rid of it. "Roxxanne... She means well, trust me. There's something in her head that doesn't, mind, but it's being quiet for now. I'd know when it's acting up. Just, stick by," Grimsby said. "... Who are you, anyways?"
"I was originally the AI responsible for governing the entirety of the Mainframe, a multi-universe spanning ship operated by Engietech." Mai said, letting go of Grimsby's jacket and backing off a bit, still visibly stressed, but calm. Grimsby himself just kept to a raised eyebrow in confusion. Apparently that business about stealing the Mainframe wasn't a lie after all... The whole 'three halves' thing was still up for debate. "Now I'm apparently supposed to be her 'friend.' I... I am aware that my personality and, uh, basically my mind have been heavily modified in accordance with those desires-which just makes it worse, really. I'm consciously aware that this is not how I would usually be thinking. Most of my combat data has been left intact or updated, though, thankfully, so I will not be useless here... And I will be staying here, for now. Either way, I am not going back to that toxic, logic-bending pocket dimension for another second!" Mai declared.
Poof! "Oh, oh oh oh, what're you talkin' about?" Roxxanne asked, back in a flash.
"Ah, well, your friend here feels mildly intimidated by-"
"It's, uhh, it's nothing," Mai said. "... I'd like to stay here, really."
"Really?" Roxxanne asked, looking quite perplexed. Mai deliberately avoided her gaze, looking as shy as possible, but keeping her gaze firmly at the battlefield. Grimsby just watched on, trying to contain a sigh. Really? Hiding it was just going to make it worse, for both of them. "Well, I'll just be-"
"She's intimidated. By you," Grimsby said, fast, preventing interruptions. No, no no, no no no, no, he was not propagating that terrible song and dance any further.
Roxxanne blinked a bit, and her smile faltered into a neutral expression. "...Oh," she said.
"You really need to get to grips with those abilities," Grimsby said, stating the solution to the obvious problem. Roxxanne needed to be able to control her powers as an Archsue, powers that yet eluded her. Mai was now frozen, trying to make herself look as small as possible.
"...Yeah. Yeah. Uh, I'll be going," Roxxanne said, poofing off again.
"There, we have now averted a stupid plot that would have just hurt you and her more the longer it went on," Grimsby said, looking at Mai. She was still frozen in fear, on the precipice of cowering despite the total absence of Roxxanne. "... Perhaps you should just focus on getting ready to fight?" Grimsby said. Mai was still refusing to move.
Grimsby casually threw a rock behind Mai. Mai leaped up, terrified, but utterly silent. Grimsby sighed. "That was me throwing a rock. Are you seriously just going to be cowering behind me?" Grimsby said. At this, Mai finally seemed to gain a semblance of nerve about it, stepping away from Grimsby and looking mildly sheepish.
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The floating sword listened. Now we were getting somewhere. Archsue, Descendant, Trickster, peppy, this guy was emo, lots of glitter, lots of arms (what), this guy had a crush. Got it. It was absolutely insane, but the sword supposed that being conscious for only so long meant that half of those terms made sense somehow. Orchid was also known as Zetta. He kept it quick. "Zetta was the... Person, who summoned me to the battlefield in an attempt to kill me and costed me the only body I had on-hand for it. Which restricts my physical presence to this sword. Lovely days. Lucky for me that my powers include a presence of spirit. And the ability to move this thing despite being nonphysical. That really helps." The sword that wasn't actually a sword but some kind of spectral presence said. The sword itself tilted itself at an angle, as if to suggest a crouch. "Heh, funnily enough, he's not actually that tough, when I got a look at him. Tougher than the chap he was with, at the very least-but I don't think you're weaker than him, to put it one way. Very skilled with his arsenal of weapons, sure-but take away those, and he'll be at a significant disadvantage. Maybe not totally harmless, but you could probably make him mincemeat."
"Thank you for the information, have a good day." He added, the sword returning to an upright position before turning around.
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Roxxanne's luck was, as usual, superb. Well, usual now that she was an Archsue. Vas'ill just up and walked right by her! The cloak she wore must be really good for disguise. She mused upon this, and opted to use her super ultra stealth mode to just sneak up on the one friend she had on the AZ side. (OK, Mardek was OK too.)
He had layed out an impressive stack of research, which Roxxanne attempted to memorize-including the Dragon-Tongue'd name of that intimidating beast. Ooh, chilly. The swords were interesting too. Magenta metal... Roxxanne was confused by that much. It didn't take long to memorize what she needed to see.
"Heyooooo~" Roxxanne said, breaking stealth. "So I got your letter, but, uh, where am I supposed to find this Lucifer person, colon question mark?"
Mai tags in instead of Grimsby as the ACTIVE tag lights up!
Canovivibe the Canoe King is summoned! As far as I know, this was a one post summon? I mean, I get that you're trying to withstand the AG advantage, but this guy won't be that powerful. However, Alpha lets him through.
Canovivibe the Canoe King.
10 Canoes (HP).
15,000 ATK.
PASSIVE: Canoe King: Canovivibe takes one damage per attack, but gains back twenty canoes when killing someone.
ACTIVE: Canoe Toss: Tosses one of his canoes at an enemy, taking away one Canoe but dealing increased damage.
There you have it! Canovivibe the Canoe King is ready to battle.
If this is not, in fact, a one post summon, please inform me. None of your charges appear to be ready, though.
Crack The Sky: /3/3\
Jormungandr/Destiny's Call: /5>
The Queener: [0/5] (2/2) TARGET: Zerisek
The Infinity Edge: {1/4}
Runes Stored: no
Chorus Mortis: (4/4)
+3 to Zerithos
Sword of the Godsavior [KEK]: 40/100
Avatar of Saguaro/1000 Blank Purple Runes [VULRENABILITY WAGON]: 29/50
Probect Take Over ZA WARUDO [PIONOCHAIN]: 44/50 (+8 various)
Cyberius Crescendo && Spatium Progressio = Krakensbane (Level 25) (24/26)
I should have done this ages ago.
Shard Bulk && Muton Armor && Temmie Armor || Rallying Blade && Iron Umbrella = Rallying Bulk (Level 20) (18/25)
A large heavy suit of armor made entirely out of hard light. Gives 25% damage resistance, and applies Divine Shield (first attack to the entity is blocked) every turn.
Katar ++ Void = The Blank (Level 10) (11/11) (Done!)
gorilla you guessed it.
T.I.M.E. F.C.U.K. (Level 10) && Meta Titan Essence = C.A.N.O.N. F.C.U.K (Level 22) (11/23)
Stands for Corrupted reAlity NavigatOr's Nuclear First-Class regorillaery Kit. Basicaly the TIME FCUK but on steroids, and does the opposite of ungorillaing time now.
Defective Game Grid Token (KoL) || FDKOL Fire Axe (KoL) = ??? (Level ?) (1/?)
???
--Spellthief (SUMMONED)
HP: 420,000
Attack: 30,000
Active: Sappin' Mah Knawledge - Up to 10 charges stored. Can copy one active and passive ability. For actives, 1 charge used per 1 charge on the active. For passives, 1-5 charges used based on the passive's intensity (the GM decides). The copied abilities can be swapped out with other ones of the same types.
Passive: Greater Focus - While not attacking or using Sappin' Mah Knawledge, the Spellthief gets double charge speed for Sappin' Mah Knawledge.
Passive: Salt Level Stabilization - Sappin' Mah Knawledge can't copy Skirmish Maneuvers entities' actives and passives.
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Entity Actions:
Spellthief uses Greater Focus.
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>Mardek?: Get checked on.
Turns out this guy, Marty, and his narrator, Paco, is your standard young pair of burnouts, geared with anomaly fragments. They've been screwing with Terry's lore ever since they got here, and he doesn't know a thing.
Marty's at his house, watching the battle from afar. Then Trickster Mode happens.
"Not this gorilla again."
He gets on the roof of his house, and gets some popcorn.
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Xtrullor takes a long, hard look at the riddles.
"H(/)LD (/)N, LET ME GET A PR(/)FESSI(/)NAL (/)N THE LINE."
He calls Dex Arson, and sends him the riddles.
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The answers (from Dex Arson) are:
MATH TEST:
1 - E: Polygon. A: Dangerous shard. E: Polygon.
2 - A: 4.
3 - E: ALL OF THE ABOVE
I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH TO DO THIS HORNSEgorilla
GERMAN TEST:
1 - D: quack
2 - B: no
3 - E: NO, WE'RE NOT DRUNK
YOU ARE
SCIENCE TEST:
1 - E: H5O2.
2 - A: Albert Einstein.
3 - B: Sure, professor.
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A table, flipped through dimensions by Dex, hits the Trickster Shaman in the face, and ricochets to the Trickster's face.
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My inventory, project and Arena Cue can be found here.
The test answers are correct! Every answer is actually right, that's because no answers are right and this test is dumb.
TABLE FLIP! The table hits the unfortunate Trickster, who is already really flippin' tired of random objects hitting him. 10,000 damage!
TRICKSTER: First my "teetht", then my neck, then a pebble explodes and now I can't even have dinner without the table attacking me?! WHO CAN I EVEN TRUST AT THIS POINT?!
Welp, all I can say is that he'll be coming for your buttocks.
Defective Game Grid Token (KoL) || FDKOL Fire Axe (KoL) = Grid-Axe of Loathing (Level 14) (1/15)
This one speaks for itself. Woohoo 2003 online RPGs! Woohoo obscure references! "You acquire an effect... video games?"
The Power Glove || Small Gear from mechanus && Sacred Stone && Control Matrix && Quantum Computer && Keys of the Stars && Pienal of Warpidio = Glove of Control (Level 25: 8/26)
Retroactive buffing and stuff! You fail to buff the attack, but you buff my response instead.
BY A LOT OF WORDS.
Probably by over a thousand, which may or may not make my response even bigger than your initial post. Huh.
@TrickleJest I did some clarifications on my leveling system in the Document regarding AP and SOP. You should probably read them.
Forging...
Slot 1: In Progress
(Obsidian Swordfish || Colorless Shine && Boundless Possibility && Foresight && Aequaliter Nubila) && Tome of Coward's Lament && Projectile Sensor && Element Shift Sensor = Fish of the Brave (Lv. 20, 17/21)
What I put into here should be an obvious indicator as to what I'm making...
but in case it wasn't obvious enough, this purple flying chainsaw boatfish (Yes, BOATfish) is the bane of anyone foolish enough to be standing behind an opponent for protection, or standing some distance away, not willing to fight hand-to-hand. We're talking A-Grade bullgorilla with this weapon. On top of having the abilities of its components, it WILL ruin the day of any who even THINK about using projectiles or magic in any way, and even more so if they're hiding behind cover, meatshields or otherwise.
Heh. I probably pissed off a lot of people with just the description of this alchemy, and probably got a lot of people hating me. But do I care? Nope. I'll still be making it.
What can I say? I love making these brutal and potentially game-changing weapons.
...
Huh. Looks like my hatred for cowards is actually paying off.
Slot 2: In Progress
An unknown person walks up to the Alchemiter to create something... presumably in the stead of someone else...
(Ring of the Dragoon Shards (Lv. 10) && Relic Repair Bots = Ring of the Dragoon (Lv. 10)) && 7 Crystal Stars && 7 Black Soul Gems = The Unrealistic Approach (Lv. 19, 5/20)
This dangerous ring, combining the immense power of the Seven Crystal Stars, and the equivalent of 7 Human SOULs, manipulating reality constructively and destructively, and heightening one's own soul power has never been simpler. The wearer of this knows their full extent of their power reserves, but only as they wear this ring they finally are able to unleash everything they have. What the wearer gains from this is directly dependant on how strong their soul is, what their full potential is, the abilities they have... the whole nine yards, really. However, while the power of almost all of these is additive with power, the strength of the soul is the multiplication factor for all of it. So a normal human would have a multiplicative factor of 1; a normal Darkone, 1.5; and a being without a soul gets nothing out of it.
The souls used in the recipe are transferred over to the Crystal Stars; the Diamond, Emerald, 'Gold', Ruby, Sapphire, Garnet, and 'Crystal' stars; one for each, the power of the stars sealing them inside with extreme power, essentially making them a part of the stars. All of the souls were also seemingly willing to do this, none of them struggling to get out of their crystal prisons. They also made great failsafes; impenetrable on the outside, and one could only drain the power that flows out of the star's borders anyway, even with an immense understanding of magical and/or technological knowledge, making extracting the souls from it nearly impossible. And let's not forget the wielder of the ring will be watching over it constantly as to not let it fall into the wrong hands.
Thanks to the fact that a now repaired Ring of the Dragoon is the base of the recipe, the wearer will be able to turn into a dragon[kin] at will.
Slot 3: In Progress
Delta Mechaniza VIII && Ghastly Mecha && Fragments of the Star Dream Soul OS = Computing Nightmare (Lv. 23, 17/24)
I really shouldn't be making this. REALLY.
But I MUST.
Proper description coming never...?
...Eh, screwit.
Powerful mechanisms. Impervious metal. Immovable souls. These are the traits of the items that you know belong to me.
However, when combined with a program designed to destroy multiple worlds and can wipe out all life, as well as do time-space shenanigans... yeah, this is a bow and arrow you DON'T want to be ANYWHERE NEAR. I mean, unless you're the wielder, in which case, shoot as many or as few arrows as you want. Your foes wouldn't live either way.
Don't f*** with this weapon.
Slot 4: In Progress
Imagine Dragon (Lv. 10) || Phase Knife && Murasama (MGR:R) && (Fiery Greatsword && Flame of Oblivion = Ravaging Inferno) && (Frostbrand && Void Fang && Kernel of Reality = Dimensional Freeze) && A Lead Copy of The Axe = Armament Obliterator (Lv. 17, 6/18)
This time, it should work.
An impossible weapon to lock blades with, the Armament Obliterator was made for it's purpose; destroying armaments. Be them Draconium, Nothinium, or even Divinium, this blade gets the job done. However, given DtG's nature, it's unlikely to do that to Alchemies that are not in a PvP match. That would be cheap. And even then, it would only likely break them a bit, requiring multiple hits to destroy... temporarily.
Getting hit with this weapon either way would likely make normal weapons and armor just... fail and break. However, it seems like that's it's only purpose; the various deep, sharp grooves in one side of the blade and the smooth, blunt opposite side of the blade make it easy to, say, lower attack and defense of the opposing entity, but otherwise it's a weak weapon.
Charges...
Charge 1: Unrestricted
The Beginning of the End(90/150) [ALCHEMY] (+1 Sirplop)
Eh, screw Hush. He can wait.
This will help me more in the long run.
Charge 2: 50-point cap
Frostbite (2/50) [ENTITY]
Hell froze over.
Charge 3: 50-point cap
A giftwrapped box (15/50) [GIFT]
But what's in the box, I wonder?
Entities...
The Forge of Evil [AG]:The Forge itself is dead. Irrelevant summons deleted.
Summons:
-Shyster: 40,000/40,000 HP, Low attack, can meatshield any of the other summons along with the forge. Costs 25 Metal to make.
-Shyper: 80,000/80,000 HP (5,000 Regen), Medium attack. Costs 100 metal.
-Factory Chief: 40,000/40,000 HP, High attack, can spend turn healing the forge, poisons for 2 turns on hit. Costs 100 metal.
-Gunyolk: 100,000/100,000 HP, Massive attack, must recharge for 1 turn after attacking. Breaker Beam: IIIIII, deals an absolutely unreal amount of damage to the target, likely killing them. Costs 300 metal.
Mecha DarkSide
000/100 SOP. Lvl 5.
130,000/130,000 HP. 16/16 AP (3 Regen). 0/5 UP.
1 turn respawn time.
Current Ability List: (1/4 Passives, 1/4 Skills)
-Mecha Claw S I: Rend the target with a large, metallic claw. Your attack deals 1.25x more damage to foes under 20% HP. 4 AP.
-Overwhelm P I: Your body cools as fans turn on and your plates harden, allowing you to take 0.9x damage from foes under 50% HP. 2 AP/turn. Off.
GM Formats and Stats (updated regularly by me)
Mecha DarkSide: [AG] 130,000/130,000 HP. 15/16 AP (3 Regen). 029/100 SOP. Lvl 5.
-Shysters: Bodyguard the Gunyolk, even if it means death
-Shypers: Bodyguard the Gunyolk, even if it means death
-Factory Chief: Attack the Jungle Trickster
-Gunyolk: Attack the Jungle Trickster (seems there wasn't an attack last turn)
Actions...
The blade seemed highly content with the information given. Though what came after was interesting. When the blade said that Zetta summoned it - or him - to the battlefield just to kill him, Paranoid's mind was already racing to remember something. Then, it occurred to him that, hang on a second...
...isn't that what happened with the Undying Titan? The name fits, that's for sure. No physical body now. Keyword, physical. A spiritual body is most certainly present within the sword. And it was summoned after Zetta appeared and the charged item Tyr was completed.
This wasn't a mere coincidence. He knows that Paranoid could take him down in a 1-on-1 confrontation. But the fact remains; Zetta has a lot of contacts, and likely wouldn't hesitate to have them help him out of a sticky situation. More specifically, the one Paranoid was thinking about.
It was also true that Zetta uses plenty of weapons. Even when he was a Hydra back in that one arena fight, he went straight at one of his friends with, like, 7 powerful weapons. Tricks like that won't work on either of the DarkSide splits, or even Zack for that matter. That is one thing that's a guarantee. Paranoid for his general levels of power, especially in Distortion majjyks. Not to mention the sheer strength of his cursed soul, him being part dragon, the progress on the blades being made currently, and... well... the secret ingredient that can screw anyone over. Vas'ill shares these four qualities, with the 'secret ingredient' being completely different, and potentially far more deadly than Paranoid's, under certain circumstances.
It's clear as day now; if Zetta becomes too confident, he'll have one other thing coming. Is it finally time? Does he have the upper hand at long last? It's best not to get too confident, though. A few wrong moves can send all of that down the drain.
As the blade turns around, Paranoid was beginning to think of something... dangerous. But not before saying "No problem. See you whenever our paths cross again."
Paranoid, after the thought, and after the blade presumably leaves, disintegrates. Seems it was only a construct.
As the funeral ends and the rest leave, the anti-violence field previously put in place in that arena shuts off.
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Roxxanne decides to take a look at Vas'ill's numerous notes, trying to memorize them. Didn't take too long before she got what she wanted out of it, before Vas'ill got a whiff of cherry or something.
As for what was on the notes, most of them were of the metals shown in the glass spheres; Divinium, Luminite, and the magenta metal, apparently called Cataclysmite. She already knew of Divinium's properties, most likely. Luminite was interesting to say the least; apparently, it's a sort of dormant metal that is awakened when exposed to certain stimuli, such as the lunar fragments and even various metals. It can also be used as a catalyst for alloys that would otherwise be way too dangerous to handle without it. Those were the interesting bits, anyway. Now, Cataclysmite. From what these notes say, it's the anti-Divinium in many properties, except physical strength. Namely, it radiates Destruction energies as opposed to Creation, is Evil rather than Good, and other bits and bobs of the sort, but those are boring and you get the gist of where it's going. Though those three metals... you might be able to piece something together from all this.
The blueprints for the blades were especially interesting; the aforementioned metals were all present on the blades in some fashion, as well as a gemstone as the pommel - or somewhere on the handle. Notably, however, was that none of these metals are part of the actual striking part of the blade end. Rather, an alloy of sorts (only labelled 'Alloy' in the blueprints) was. But either way; the longer blade looks like your classic one-handed broadsword; long, sharp blade, lengthwise hand guard, straight handle, stuff like that. The blade itself was sinusoidal, being smaller in the middle, yet larger near the top, before converging on a sharp point. The counterbalance was pretty good, too, being heavier near the back of the handle than the front.
The shorter blade, however, was a different story. It looked similar to the energy blade from the Halo series. A blade made of two blades, meant for stabbing, and arranged in such a way that it can catch a slashing sword with ease between these two blades for an easy disarming. The blade extends past the handle to protect the user's wrist from getting lopped off by an enemy blade. The key differences? The two blades were now merged into one blade with that signature hole down the middle still intact; this one's made of metal instead of plasma; and the hand guard pieces extent past the wrist and maybe even past the elbow. This wouldn't make sense normally, but it was also noted that these would be bending along with the user's arm for maximum protection.
Which means that this alloy can definitely shapeshift on a whim.
The fact that this alloy was on the striking surfaces of the blades as opposed to Divinium or Cataclysmite were interesting, to say the least.
The beast, though... hoo boy, the beast was a sight that wrenches even the most happy or edgy of hearts. While not much was known about it presumably (as evidenced by the notes), it was clear as to what it's natural form takes; that of a werewolf-like creature.
This beast was bulky as hell, no doubt. It also had these really grotesque-looking bulges around the body. The "skin" was black with a bit of purple strewn around the body, in a few shades. Mostly dark purple, but there were hints of very bright purple as well; almost white, even. They came in various shapes and sizes, and were anything but even and rounded; so many jagged lines, it was impossible to tell where a line would bend. The beast had pure, glowing white eyes, with a hint of bright purple around the edges. There's also a mane-like fire running down it's back. A glowing white mane with - you guessed it - bright purple around the edges. These two features alone give it an eerie feel. The rest just downright confirms that it's nowhere near a holy beast. Sharp teeth that wouldn't be out of place in a shark's (or Roxxanne's) mouth doesn't help matters in the slightest. The fact that Vas'ill is sweating over this doesn't make a lot of sense, considering how powerful he's likely become... until you consider that it might also be highly intelligent and even more powerful than meets the eye. Perhaps intelligent enough to use weapons and magic. Which is a stupidly scary thought. But... what is this?
The name it goes by, in Dovahzul, when read aloud... "Hahvulon Unslaad". Or, after a quick translation, "Unending Nightmare". To earn a name like that... from someone like Vas'ill no less... wow. By the way he's looking at the picture, you can tell what he's thinking behind that face. Never forget...
With the memorization done, Roxxanne reveals herself. Vas'ill was, clearly and genuinely, pretty friendly. "OH, Hey Roxxanne! Thought I caught a whiff of cherry as I walked in."
Vas'ill was a little embarrassed that he forgot such an important detail, clearly. But he knew that Paranoid was starting to come out of his shell anyway, and probably already knew they were speaking (spoilers: he does), so he decides to make this a little easier on both of them. "It's a little strange how much that letter was delayed by... it's woefully outdated at this point. Paranoid's actually coming out of his shell, and I've already been talking to him. I haven't talked to Lucifer in a while, actually..." He stands up, and looks Roxxanne straight in the eyes, unfazed. I guess those glasses help. "So tell you what. Instead of going through Lucifer, I can teleport you straight there. Makes it easier on everyone."
Though Vas'ill does notice the way Roxxanne's eyes were moving ever so slightly towards the notes. Probably just some sort of small hallucination of his, though, seems she didn't actually do it. Or at least, not consciously. "I mean, unless you want to know a little more about my notes, in which case I'll also pack up and join you."
He awaits a response. He wasn't anxious at all around Roxxanne; he knows that she's a friend, after all. Even if said friend is allied to his third greatest enemy at this point.
A lot of things died today. Let's calculate Mecha's SOP gains.
((@TrickleJest Figured I'd show the calculation process the first time around. Tell me what you think.))
Mecha already felt its systems being upgraded via trial by combat. But there was still work to be done here; its first mechanical upgrade still had a bit to go before it will be successfully installed. Hopefully it'll allow him to communicate a little more effectively.
For now, he sets his sights on the Jungle Trickster. Doesn't matter how infectious tricksterdom is, it won't affect this robot in the slightest. Mecha does some early calculations for the damage needed, and determined that 150,000 points of damage or a kill were needed. Whew.
Let's be real here, Mecha Claw won't be used in a while. Need to get the Trickster down to 120,000 for that.
So, showing off some combat skills, Mecha brings out Navitas Nox (Lv. 10), near instantly overloading its systems with tons of electricity. Mecha speeds over to the Jungle Trickster to give him a good ol' fashioned billion-volt shock, making sure that he was touching the ground and Mecha wasn't, ensuring that all the energy from Mecha's body was going through the Jungle Trickster's leg as he held on to it while dragging him across the world at Mach 2, all the while the thrust and fire from Mecha's rocket boots and jetpack (both of which it uses to hover) beat down and burn the Trickster.
It wouldn't be an issue... except... well... the world was infinite. So they both go into the far distance, never to be seen again...
...well, I say never, but it was more like a month's worth of injury to the Trickster and the Trickster alone (Mecha probably just slowed down time to get this result within the hour). By then, the Trickster's body had been finely grilled to a charcoal black, and his head was also nonexistent, with a rather sizable chunk taken off its backside. It also seems like all the blood has been run out of his body... but maybe it dried up from all the electricity coursing through the Trickster's body the whole way through, evaporating the water within. Actually, that would explain why there's a massive hole in his front. I guess from all the pressure buildup. Lots of factors.
Either way, though, the Trickster was pretty badly damaged, even if it comes back from what should be death. Narrative shenanigans, amirite?
And, of course, Mecha remains unfeeling. What, did you expect something different?
He also takes the time to solve Trickster Shaman's (it's different from the regular shaman; that one was basically killed in the aftermath in becoming a trickster, thus, SOP) test. Test number 3, to be exact.
*C, A, B.
*I have no emotion, however, if I did, I would be what you would call 'triggered' by that test. And yes, H3O+ does, in fact, exist.
Eh, that one was way too easy. Let's go with Test #1.
*C, A, E.
...Wait, there's no "E" on Question 3. What gives?
*E: All of the above. All of them are correct. What is this test? Your triangle is improper. You have not given an angle alpha. And shmosinus does not exist.
*These tests are what man would most certainly consider annoying.
Whatever. On to the last test; test #2.
*...C, A.
*True fact, English is one of the most difficult languages to become fluent in, beaten by some form of Chinese... ugh, my database really needs updating.
*Also, gorilla language-based tests. They can burn in hell.
*And, Trickster Shaman, you do realize that all of your tests have C and A as answers to the first two questions, right? You also realize there's a boatload of professional teachers right behind you, ready to rip you a new one, right?
Thus, the Trickster Shaman is pulled aside by one of the professors, and after what felt like ten straight days of lecturing on how to be a proper teacher, yada yada yada, the Trickster Shaman was promptly fired from his job. Then fired out of a cannon into a mountain at Mach 5. Of which he promptly explodes on impact with the earth.
Spoils & Other Chargeables...
Lance of Creation (III)
Casts Genesis.
Genesis: Deals massive holy damage to 3 entities, heals allied entities. (greatly increased damage against groups. Groups only count as 1 entity.)
"The user raises the Lance of Creation, causing a massive white cross silhouette with wings to appear. It flies above the 3 targeted entities and obliterates the area around them, as well as the entities themselves. It then heals an allied entity."
Mark of Chaos {IIIIII}
Upon use of this spoil, choose one of the Gods of the Warp - Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, or Nurgle. Depending on the chosen god, this spoil will have different effects.
Khorne: Crits three entities' next attacks by filling them with bloodlust.
Tzeentch: Deal very high (100,000) damage to an entity by throwing a blast of Warp-fire.
Slaanesh: Heal an entity for a very high (100,000) amount by knitting together their flesh. Unfortunately, they also gain several non-gameplay-effecting mutations.
Nurgle: Infect an entity with a potent version of Nurgle's Rot. This blight decreases their attack by 25% and deals 20,000 damage to them per turn, lasting for 3 turns.
...Locket [III]
When used along with the Heart... (owned by W32Coravint), performs an absolutely massive heal on one entity. Otherwise, heals a moderately high amount to one entity.
Nice Fleece Blanket /IIIIIIII/
When used, it will both shield an entity for 2 turns, AND make all their attacks inflict Blaze for 2 turns.
Suldaan - Armageddon: {III}
Sends meteors down into a foe, or multiple foes. Deals massive damage to a lone target, but can also evenly split the damage between up to 10 targets.
"As the stars shine more brightly than usual, meteor(s) begin to pierce straight through the atmospheric layers of the earth like butter. They strike the enemy, and ravage them. Other than that, you can do whatever the dump ya want with the meteors."
Leinro Fiit - Rebalance: ^III^
Buffs the attack, defense, and dodge chance of an ally, or debuffs those stats for enemies, for 3 turns. You get 5 points, able to be applied to up to 5 targets. Multiple points can be applied to the same target for greater effect. Each point increases stat adjustments by 5% each.
"The blade form of the weapon is raised. Five unstable, purple-pink beams emerge from the tip of the blade, flying in strange patterns as they travel to the target entity/(ies). As they land on their mark, the enemies affected feel badly weakened, while allies hit felt far stronger."
Ved Vozahnil - Dark Star: /IIIII/
Deals high damage to a single entity, and inflict Deteriorate on them for 2 turns.
Deteriorate: Decreases attack, and deals damage over time to current and max HP.
‘The blade is leveled directly at the target, and a massive burst of raw negative energy flies clean out of the user's body, mind, and soul, through the blade, and shot out in the form of a lance, withering the target's willpower, essence, flesh, and innards as it slices through the target's face like a boat through water. The burst is said to relieve even the most extreme of stress from the user."
Support:
Sirplop (+2) (I owe you quite a bit for your help, don't I?)
Abe (+1)
Everything has been moved to this GOOGLE DOC. Praise! UPDATED: Leveling System Terminology
I'll make sure to check the document again soon.
Yep, thanks for showing me how its done the first time around! I'll make sure to remember it.
Also, I can't thank you enough for already updating the EoTB stats in your post. Seldom is it actually "easy" to manage a system, but I think I've struck gold this time. I really appreciate you appreciating me! (Hehe).
As for your attack, the Trickster gets slammed into a ton of random objects. Cabinets, cupboards, wardrobes and such. Sometimes even shelves, but that might be inappropriate to some of the people here. This is PG13, right? How do PG ratings work again? Eh, who cares.
TRICKSTER: All day long I've just been attacked by stupid and random junk! This time for a freaking month's worth of injuries!? What?? What does month's worth even mean?
It means you took 30,000 damage. TRICKSTER: How is that remotely 'month's worth'?
You're right, it should be 40,000.. TRICKSTER: No, no, I take it back!! I take it b-
Actually, your words really touched my heart. I wholeheartedly agree with you. Somebody give this gentleman 50,000 points of damage!
Okay, we're settling on 50,000.
The Trickster Shaman is already gone, but not to worry! The answers were still correct... somehow. Don't think about it. All of the answers were correct, to be honest.
-=Charges
Ţ͡h̶̨e̡͜ ̵Eņ͢͝d̛͢le͜͞҉s͟s̶͏ ͠͏O͘҉͜ne͏ (269/300) +1 from Darkside. Yaaaay.
Hive (41/50) +1 from Darkside. Yaaaay.
Prophet of Annihilation (7/12)
-=Summons
Nothing yeeeeeet.
-=Actions
...Did you like your BÜL?
I think it suits you.
You thought it was a BÜL, but it was I, DIO!
-=Alchemies
An Empty Cereal Box && A lot of 7s && 'Boat Nectar' == Helmet of the Ducky Charms (lv. 11, 8/12) (Helmet) [EE] --The entity gets a 15% chance to get a HIGH TIDE! at any given attack, which doubles their damage by 2x until the end of the turn.
Dunestrider's Sunback && Eternity's Tremor == Dunestrider's Tremor, of the Original Name (Lvl. 18, 7/19) (cloak) [EE] -- Confers a 5% chance to nullify damage dealt by an entity to equipped entity.
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction: N/A
You craft the alchemy, and give it the tag [EE] (Entity Equipment). The player may not use this alchemy normally, and may only equip it to an entity of their choice (maybe only under their control - I dunno; YOU DECIDE!). Once it is equipped, that entity gains the properties of the alchemy equipped. Equipped alchemies cannot be moved off of entities unless that entity dies. Once it does, the alchemy returns to it's creators inventory, and must be "reshaped" - You can't put a dragon's chestplate onto a giant floating boat and expect it to fit properly.
This gives a way of -slightly- upgrading old entities with newer stuff.
*NOTE* Equipments shouldn't make anything unbeatable - just gives them some more abilities beyond their base creation.
Example:
Bottled Dragonfire && Gauntlet == Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/11) - This could give an entity a fire-attack ability.
Reshape: Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/5)
Reshaping an Equipment takes lvl / 2 charge time rounded up.
Inventory
+1 to Toast, +1 to Piono, and +1 to Darkside
I don't really watch JoJo, but from what I've heard nobody cares about JoJo and Dio is instead the protagonist. That's really inaccurate, yyyyyyou do know that, right?
Shush! Nobody asked you. Just because you can speak English now doesn't mean you have to poke your nose here every single post.
Can I have a name for my Elements' Malice upgrade please?
173/300 for Restoration. help: goldenready (completed), cyanogynist (44), abeneautmal (completed), Darkside (15)
10/50 for the power of air
4/50 for the plantlife
Neumann's Dream AND Fractal Duplicate Generator 10/11 for Mass Dream-struction
No Kill Like Overkill AND conversion cluster bombs 9/10 for Thirty Birds with One Stone
Elements' Malice AND status effect amplifier 6/15
+1 to goldenready, +1 to abe, +1 to cyan
I tackle the shaman off a cliff. Into a pit of lava. Made of spikes. Or maybe it's the other way around? Held by Chuck Norris. Or not because ACNT. The point is lava made of spikes held by someone very threatening.
Bid progress: (note, if you have more than 50 points here, you will only have 50 subtracted from your score. If nobody has more than 15 points, NOBODY wins)
darkside: 61
Cyan: 60
Sirplop: 19
Abeneautmal: 17
Pricey: 17
Goldenready: 14
Redstone: 14
battlefury: 5
kelvin: 1
This attack would've failed anyway, because if you read the EoTB you'd know that the Shaman only dies from solving his test.
ACNT? Anti-Chuck Norris Turret? Huh. Finally, an acronym I don't have to ask the meaning of! Hey, this is 2009 calling, they want their Chuck Norris memes back. (Okay please don't kill me I'm sorry).
Heinous charge expended. All the energy of a black hole, contained within a miniature pie, flies over to Piono. The pie is pie flavored. Make sure you make its use live up to its name.
Alchemy:
Comedy Mask || (Terra Blade && Death Sickle && Adamantite Repeater && S.D.M.G. && Terrarian && Possessed Hatched && Flying Knife && Daedalus Stormbow && Daybreak && Golem Fist && Heat Ray && Sniper Rifle) == Follow My Lead [Level 15 15/16]
"Hah! You died."
Obscures the user's face while simultaneously manifesting powerful weapons about them. The user merely has to act out a powerful attack, and the mask will make it happen, usually in a humorous way.
The Monado III (Xenochronicles) && Windshear (Skyrim) && Biggoron sword (Ocarina of Time) && Lightsaber = CitruShears [Level 14, 8/15]
(A black and purple umbrella || [Laser Gun || (Fission Reactor && Fusion Reactor && Miniature Star && Fusion Bomb)] && x5 Remote Controlled Attack Drone && Jetpack) = Doombrella [Level 25 5/26]
Charged Inventory:
The Living Flame: Charge = 4 (Charge increments by one each turn, so 0.5 each post if I post twice in a single turn); Hot Pants (2 charge); Fireblast (5 charge); Smokescreen (10 ammo left); Immolate (5 ammo left); Raging Inferno (8 charge required, 2 ammo left); Conflagration (12 charge, Raging Inferno MUST BE USED!); Information on attacks will be provided here on turns TLF is used. It otherwise grants small fire-based damage bonuses to attacks where applicable (ie. melee strikes).
Charges:
20/100
50(45, +5 from co-conspirators)/50 Heinous EXPENDING!
17 (15, +2 from friends)/50 Countered
Assists (Currently working on Pionochain):
+2 Cyanogynist, +1 Redstone
Did you say... Pie flavored pie!? Asdfmovie plays in the background. No, as in, it literally plays with some dolls or something. I'm too scared of getting a copyright strike from TomSka if I actually play it here.
MEATSHIELDS PLS (Entity/Ally) 23/25 +1 from Thartler
Remaining power of the snapped Twig of Fate && Mystical Seal && Status Effect Gem && Powered Staff II Blade = Curse of Fates and Death 24/26 (Causes 1 to 3 random Status effects that are randomised including Gravcrush, XBONIC Plague and Mark of Dog)
Protective Armour && Super-powered Silver && Anti-Status Effects Gem && Blessing of the Silver Guardian = Silver Guardian's Protective Armour [EE] 24/30 (Counts as Level 25) (Part of the Anti-Power Creep set. The Armour can give a Entity 25% Damage Resistance to anything and 25% status effect resistance (including XBONIC Plague) for 2 turns and has a cooldown of 3 or 4 (Level 25 Alchemies usually has a post cool-down before use but this will be longer))
Finished Saga: Lets Get Dangerous Once Again Part 5: The Insane... (FINALLY ENDED AFTER THE YEAR AND 4 MONTHS IN PROGRESS (Pages 164, After the binding of the Golden Lute's destroyed to Page 216)
Finished Arc: Miracles (ENDED)
Current Saga: I do believe that Canon is dead. (Possibly the final saga before the last act begin also I am currently in the 3rd act (After the chaos and the fall of the city in the end of Act 2 but I am not sure about it...))
Current Arc: Harlequin
Before Action/RP Trash: *Saw the cancellation of 0rigins*
"Well, 0rigins is dead also canon is officially dead as well. (for now)"
Action: I use one of my fire runes to power up the BSU Flame Blaster before I blast it on the trickster before I toss the Sword of Git Gud at the body of the trickster (MOM GET THE CAMERA!)
Zerisek shoots the magic at the Trickster.
+1 to piono, W32Coravint and Thartler
Support me if you want.
Blah’s Power Core. Cooldown in turns: 1/8. [SPOIL OF WAR]
Pineapple Device: Cooldown in turns: 2/3. [SPOIL OF WAR]
Scythe-blaster of the moon dragon. CD in Turns: 2/3 [Level 50]. It can be used to slice a target for high damage or it can be also used to heal a target for a high amount.
Magic Charge Pendent. Charge storage: 6/10 charges (charges every turn). [Level 50] If I use it on a foe, it deals lots of damage but weakened when if I use it with 1 lesser charge
Sword of Git Gud (Known as SoGG) CD: 2/2 (USING) [Level 25] Charge: THE MINI RECKONING 4/7 (You must use the Weapon 7 times to activate this charge)
Fully Charged Runepaw's Gauntlet CD: 0/2 [Level 25] Current Runes: 8/25 Ice, Ice, Fire, Fire, Damage, Shadow, Fire (USING), Light.
Storm Firey Bullet Blaster CD: 2/2 [Level 25] Has the 20% chance of Burning or 5% chance of Napalming (Stronger version of Burning)
Liquid Death [Level 10]
Rust [Level 16]
BSU Flame Blaster (USING) CD: 3/3 [Level 25] This flameblaster can instantly cause a high damage burn for 2 turns with a cooldown of 3 turns.
Super Deal With It Glasses [Level 7] (NERFED DUE TO CURSE OF REPETITIVENESS)
When the Gauntlet has been used, Generates up to 3 Runes per Action or (1 to 3 Runes per Action This is Random you know.) Also, It can hold up to 25 Runes (Ooh that's cool! but sometimes can be one of the most powerful Level 25 Items in the game due to these)
Fire: Deals very high damage to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally for much more HP when used.
Damage: Deals heavy damage to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals high damage to the enemy when used, high chance of freezing. (Can be used on stupid high-damaging entities and some power-creep entities)
Thunder: Deals medium damage to 3 select enemies when used, medium chance of paralysing.
Light: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the dark/shadow enemy when used.
Shadow: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the light enemy when used.
I know the Light and Shadow Runes can be pretty complicated but here are the buffing Runes
Attack Buffer: Gives 25% Attack increase for 3 turns when used on the ally.
Defence Buffer: Gives 25% Defence increase for 3 turns when used on the ally
Dodge: Gives 25% Dodge Rate for 3 turns when used on the ally.
MLG (I cannot think enough MLG Stuff...): Deals extreme damage to the enemy (massive damage to 2 enemies or very high damage to 3 enemies) and reduces 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the enemy it inflicted (10% All stats on 2 enemies and 5% All stats on 3 enemies) or heals the ally for so much HP and gives 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the ally. 1/100 chance of creating the rune also, it is extremely rare as well (probably for balance reasons)
The Trickster's butt becomes relatively toasty as he takes 30,000 damage from that ordeal! TRICKSTER: Well, at least now... uh... I'm really struggling to find a positive side to getting my butt blasted. TRICKSTER: How the heck will I even poop anymore? TRICKSTER: Such life mysteries will never be fully solved.
The Power Glove || Small Gear from mechanus && Sacred Stone && Control Matrix && Quantum Computer && Keys of the Stars && Pienal of Warpidio = Glove of Control (Level 25: 9/26)
Redstone pulls out Cyberius Crescendo (Level 20 zord) and stabby stabs the Jungle Shaman. If the Jungle Shaman is already pretty very ded, Redstone stabby stabs the Trickster, or the Golem if the Trickster's ded.
The Trickster takes an additional 20,000 damage!
He doesn't react because his life is already hollow and miserable enough to not warrant a reaction when someone stabs you with a Level 20 alchemy.
Glitchy USB From A Different Timeline && (Standard Battle Android && Glitch Essence) && (Corrupster USB && HxD USB) && MetaCuil Abstraction Device = Battle Gynoid EXE 5.0.7 (Level 22, 6/23)
A girl who may or may not be oddly familiar to some of you, upgraded and in battle android form. In a still coherent looking but glitchy form, she seems to be able to corrupt anything she wills into glitching into something entirely different. She can also be meta as heck.
Slot 2
({Recreate: Magical Anime Girl Golem (Shizuki-chan)} || Standard Battle Android) && (Essence of SCP-285's Hax && (HackerTyper USB (SCP Look and Feel) && Anomalous Digital Input Interface)) && (Detachable Robot Arm && USB 3.0 Port && HDMI Connector && PS/2 Keyboard and Mouse Ports && 256-Pin Connector) = Battle Gynoid SCP-2223-A (Level 20, 20/21) (+1 from Pricey)
A gynoid in an anime uniform, who looks rather familiar to some of you. She can hack into any electronic device connected to a network and can also hack reality to a small degree. She also has a detachable arm which is attached via several ports.
Slot 3
Kagerou (Kantai Collection) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && Quadruple Cord Attachment Points && ((SPAMR Launcher (MineFactory Reloaded) && Chemical Thrower (Immersive Engineering)) && (Double Compressed Torcherino (Torcherino) && Augment: Space-Time Flux Unifier (Thermal Expansion) && Overclocker Upgrade (IndustrialCraft^2))) = Battle Gynoid Kagerou (Level 25, 6/26)
A 1:1 scale gynoid of Kagerou from Kantai Collection. In addition to her standard weapons in her remodeled form, she has four fully controllable cords extending from her back that can connect to various weapons, one of which is permanently connected to a rocket launcher that fires chemical-spraying rockets. I don't even know how she stays upright, she just does.
Slot 4
Ibuki Mioda (Super Danganronpa 2) Figurine && Standard Battle Android && (Electric Guitar && SCP-219) && 10x USB Port Array && ((Energy Condenser (Equivalent Exchange 2) && Metal Former: Wire) && Handless Robotic Left Arm) = Battle Gynoid Ibuki Mioda (Level 20, 6/21)
A 1:1 scale gynoid of Ibuki Mioda from Super Danganronpa 2. Her left hand is missing, in its place a large amount of wires of all types that she can extrude infinitely at will. Connected by a fully controllable wire next to a series of inset USB ports on her right shoulder is a custom electric guitar, which can produce resonant frequencies of literally any material and even multiple materials at once and direct them at a specific point. She also can stay upright despite having several meters of wire and an electric guitar attached to her. Don't ask how.
Charges
Project Factory (15/100)
Project Robot Waifu Harem/Main.java (16/50)
Project Robot Waifu Harem/vocaloid/YuzukiYukariV4.java (6/50)
+3 JOEbob
Project Factory Bid - REMINDER THAT PROJECT FACTORY IS STILL A THING!!! GIVE ME YOUR ASSISTS IF YOU WANT STUFF!
Cyanogynist (19)
Pricey12345 (17)
Battlefury13 (9)
teag2 (6)
Feel free to bid when editing your posts. I will edit them into this post.
Tetrahellatus: 68/450
Senator Shrek: 25/50
Orbital Base Deployment: 11/40
Rocket Launcher && A bunch of clods && Crystalline olivine pieces= Clod Launcher (14/17).
Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-6-30 && The complete list of all the books written by Trotsky && The Communist Manifesto && Size Reducer= Permanent Revolution (Level 17, 2/18)
I proceed to jump to the metaphorical show stage, and I proceed to sing REALLY badly...And by "Badly", I mean "The worst songs ever are good when compared to this. In fact, Justin Bieber is the BEST singer ever compared to me"
Then, I DANCE CRAZY:
Of course, the fact that I've just become a smooth criminal may or may not allow me to obtain the Lord Michael's hat. Then again, it's more likely that I'll get cabbage for this...YES, I ALSO SPAM OLD MEMES EVERYWHERE!!!
Dance party...?
You dance all night and sing all night before you literally can no longer sing because your voice is gone.
Then you realize that this is going nowhere and stop.
I stab Danny DeVito.
I sense a new ally soon and redirect the energy I was giving to Tazz to them (just saying I changed the +'s to Speed). I also realize I should probably switch to third person. So Enerald does so, switching to third person
(Glowstick&&Lightsaber)&& Master Sword && Heavy Claw (EBF) = Explosive Laser Sword Gun Thing. 4/13
It's a Heavy Cannon thing, with a lightsaber bayonet attacked. Simple enough
Danny DeVito begins screeching like the Trash Man he is.
Alpha smirks at you. He's going to help you with the plan as best as he can.
Excalibur ++ Dark = Darkscalibur. (Level 10)
Pretty self-explanatory. An edgier version of Excalibur, this time stuck in an edgy fanfic instead of a rock.
Lightsaber ++ Neon = Rainbowsaber. (Level 10)
A Lightsaber's pretty badgorilla. But a neon Lightsaber with switching colors? ...It's still equally badgorilla, but hey, at least it's still a Lightsaber.
Monado ++ Time = Timonado. (Level 10)
Bad puns galore! This time, it not only controls the ether around it, but also bends time. It's basically the Matrix movies in sword-form!
Tetrahellatus: 69/450
Senator Shrek: 26/50
Orbital Base Deployment: 12/40
Rocket Launcher && A bunch of clods && Crystalline olivine pieces= Clod Launcher (15/17).
Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-6-30 && The complete list of all the books written by Trotsky && The Communist Manifesto && Size Reducer= Permanent Revolution (Level 17, 3/18)
I go after the Trickster Shaman, and answer all 3 riddles:
one:
1): d
2): b
3): b
two:
1): b
2): d
3): ?
three:
1): a (Also, H3O is an ion, and is an hydrated proton)
2): a
3): b
Why did I do this? Well, this should be the best explanation:
==> Something, somewhere; Snap
Mythic, currently incapacitated and coughing up masses of black sludge, works try and endure whatever convoluted shenanigans are catching up with him. Judging by the degree of poisoning, it's probably one of the time-bending ones.
New Alchemy:
Shattered Sburb Disk || Blank Notebook = ???
Playing with things I shouldn't got me into this mess, so might as well keep the theme going, and go out in style.
Alchemiter:
Mourning Claws && Heliotrope Talons of Lightning = Claws of Somber Lightning (Level 15) 2/16
Inventory:
Storm Lord's Seal
Coat of the Witch's Son
Mourning Claws
Beastmaster's Burning Heart
Heliotrope Talons of Lightning
Charges:
Rain-Drenched Flames: 20/25
Leviathan and Behemoth's Embrace: 19/50
New Charge: 9/100
I was absent for long (because school) but I have big plans now.
Action: Say hello to physics!
I force the Jungle Trickster into the Ant Man suit, try to shrink him to subatomic size and because it's physics and not some marvelscience nonsense he freezes from atoms being too close to each other and when they try to overlay he implodes/explodes becoming a pile of atom ketchup.
Also if it isn't done, I scan him.
☉☽♀♂♃☿♄ Alchemy ☉☽♀♂♃☿♄
1. First slot:
Zombie arm && A Little Bit Of Necromantic Energy = The Hand of the Damned (Level 5) (2/6)
Summons three very low HP zombies which deal moderate damage.
2. Second slot:
(Coins -> Wizard = Crystal Orb) && Gunpowder && Twilight dye = Shadow Orb (Level 5) (1/6)
Fires an explosive shadowy orb which detonates on impact dealing AoE damage.
3. Third slot:
Illegal gun parts && Lost memories && Eraser = Memory gun (Level 10) (1/11)
Deals some-but-not-so-much-but-again-not-so-few damage and applies confusion. Has a chance to instead wipe the memory of an entity and make it [AG].
[+] Assists [+]
+3 W3Coravint
Sorry for no sprites but I'm kinda busy and I don't like doing them on phone. Will be in the next post or like that. Hope you will like them and any of my future sprites.
Next time, you should probably let me decide the level of your alchemies, but I'll let you decide this time.
The Trickster becomes Ant-Man! What a "marvelous" occasion, am I right. No.
Come on, that pun wasn't that bad! Yes, it was.
Whatever. 20,000 damage.
==> Stand
It's a bit shaky, but he can manage that much. Still, something is wrong. Mythic dusts off his coat, takes the Storm Lord's seal in hand, and hurls a series of lightning bolts upwards, letting them fall on the Borg a minute later.
New Alchemy:
Shattered Sburb Disk || Blank Notebook = ???
Honestly, I shouldn't even be pulling things out of dead timelines, but at this point, why not?
Alchemiter:
Mourning Claws && Heliotrope Talons of Lightning = Claws of Somber Lightning (Level 15) 3/16
Inventory:
Storm Lord's Seal
Coat of the Witch's Son
Mourning Claws
Beastmaster's Burning Heart
Heliotrope Talons of Lightning
Charges:
Rain-Drenched Flames: 21/25
Leviathan and Behemoth's Embrace: 20/50
New Charge: 10/100
tricksterAlicia: Ah-hah-hah-hah-hah~ It is I~ Magical Girl Alicia~ I am here...
A magical portal opens up right in front of the Godmodder. This can't go well.
tA: To purge you all of your sins~
Out of the Portal leaps a pale girl with a blue dress with white frills. Not that you'd be able to see, with how fast she came out.
tA: Ahahahahah~ I kid, I'm not here to purge people~
She giggles, peaking high in the sky. She turns up there, and flies down at the ground at high speed, creating a crater, and sending up clouds of smoke. Then the sky goes dark...
tA: Look at me, everyone~
Two spotlights, from beyond the dark cloud, focus on the inside of the crater. One reveals a pale, white hand, fingernails painted a red deeper than burgundy. The other reveals a glittering, red high heel. The spotlights shift, revealing more of the lady between them. Skin only comparable with porcelain. Shiny, red, high heeled shoes with black stockings inside them. A medium length, shimmering blue dress, with white frills. Scarlet eyes behind platinum glasses. Elongated canines behind an adoriboo smile. This lady stands up, taking a pose.
tA: For those who did not hear me, I am Alicia Charlotte Geraldson, the Mistress of Magic!
She moves her right hand in a large arc through the sky. Magical runes follow it, up to it's peak where she stops.
tA: Allow me to show you!
Runes explode out like confetti, and in her hand, spinning, is a spinning silver staff, embedded with a tonne of sapphires. At the top, is a huge sapphire cluster, seemingly held in by silver fingers from the staff. At the end are three spikes, one of ruby, amethyst and emerald. It glows a dim blue, possibly from the sapphires and magic.
tA: Ta-da~ Safaia~ And now, for my next trick...
She twirls the staff again, and several tiny portals open up. She stops spinning the staff, and lines link up between the portals, forming a deliberate, complicated, intricate design. Alicia places her staff in the centre, and moves it towards Yung Venuz. He comes face to face with a huge, light blue design.
tA: Hello, sunshine~
A billion or so magic bolts emerge from the portals, and in a puff of smoke, Alicia is away. They encase Battlefury in a huge shell.
tA: Let the Sky fall~
They all explode out, and home in on Yung Venuz with perfect accuracy. No matter what he tries to do, he can't escape them. When they hit... well...
tA: KA-BLEWEY~ Tee hee~
They assault the wall in front of Yung Venuz, tearing it down, and then riddling him with further more light blue homing bolts. They explode with the power of a nuke. The Cipher rip-off will have to feel that in the morning.
Alicia then proceeds to be immediately distracted by a pretty young lady. With her red sclera and blue eyes and glasses and similarly blonde hair...
Alicia disappears in a puff of smoke.
tA: Hiya~
Alicia smiles to Roxxanne, the lady she was distracted by.
tA: I'm Al-ic-ia~ D'ya wanna be friends~?
Action Summary!
Alicia sics some homing bolts of Yung Venuz, after joining as PG!
Special Attacks!
UNCAPPED[NEW!] Magical Girl Index: 1/100
[NEW!]Shadow Boxing: 1/50
[NEW!]Irritation: 1/50
Alchemies!
Red Heels ++ Fire = Molten Step (1/??)
Blue Dress ++ Water = Silken Wave (1/??)
White Bow ++ Air = Headwind (1/??)
Gold Heart Locket ++ Earth = Heartcore (1/??)
Welcome Sp33d0n-
WOAH! You did not just call Yung Venuz a Cipher rip-off! One of the tentacles currently blocking Yung Venuz takes the hit, taking 40,000 damage in the process.
Okay, there are a few places here and there to hide before Yung Venuz comes after your butt-
ALPHA: Oh. A newcomer. Delightful. ALPHA: This world is a mish-mash of a long-lasting inferno burning off your skin, slowly yet carefully and a freezing cold waterfall that will likely annihilate you and your entire body in seconds as you turn into nothing but a block of ice. ALPHA: Do you still wish to participate? Nobody asked your opinion. Get ready for an onslaught.
Seems like the Godmodder isn't in the best mood right now.
All of your alchemies are Level 10s.
Red Heels ++ Fire = Molten Step
Whenever you take a step, whenever you run, walk or just about do anything with your feet, the Molten Step create a fiery trail, burning all foes ahead and behind. If you're really in a mood to throw a tantrum, stomp the ground a couple times to erupt a hot batch of lava from under the ground and burn your foes.
Blue Dress ++ Water = Silken Wave
This dress is not only a dress, but it's also a super-suit to control the seas! ...Well, maybe not seas, but you can control a pond or a river. Nothing to say here, drown your enemies or blow them away with a high tide.
White Bow ++ Air = Headwind
Woo! Flying is fun! Except that you can't quite fly with these, but hey - double jumping is cool nonetheless. Or levitating. Or basically whichever basic 'air skill' you choose. This will still just generically damage enemies, unless you actually make it give you some weird passive, or maybe make you levitate at will, but only with a cooldown.
Gold Heart Locket ++ Earth = Heartcore
(Hey! The name reminds me of an abysmal webcomic I once read!) The Heartcore is... uh... it's a locket that allows you to create earthquakes! Yeah! I'm definitely not running out of ideas or anything, that would be absurd! Asinine! Insane! ...Okay, I am running out of ideas. It creates earthquakes. Is that good...?
@Redstonetam15 Cyberius Crescendo was Level 20.
...
Why must all the best girls be Pro-Godmodder.
well, there's these animebots-
Balance has been restored to this world.
Tip of the day: ERROR.
Crack The Sky: /3/3\ USED
Jormungandr/Destiny's Call: <4/5>
The Queener: [0/5] (2/2) TARGET: Zerisek
The Infinity Edge: {1/4}
Runes Stored: no
Chorus Mortis: (4/4) USED
+3 to Zerithos
Sword of the Godsavior [TAPFREK]: 41/100
Return of the Mercenary System [LEVELING SYSTEM/SURVIVED THE WRECK]: 30/50
Probect Take Over ZA WARUDO [PIONOCHAIN]: 48/50 (+3 various)
Cyberius Crescendo && Spatium Progressio = Krakensbane (Level 25) (25/26)
I should have done this ages ago.
Shard Bulk && Muton Armor && Temmie Armor || Rallying Blade && Iron Umbrella = Rallying Bulk (Level 20) (19/25)
A large heavy suit of armor made entirely out of hard light. Gives 25% damage resistance, and applies Divine Shield (first attack to the entity is blocked) every turn.
T.I.M.E. F.C.U.K. (Level 10) && Meta Titan Essence = C.A.N.O.N. F.C.U.K (Level 22) (12/23)
Stands for Corrupted reAlity NavigatOr's Nuclear First-Class regorillaery Kit. Basicaly the TIME FCUK but on steroids, and does the opposite of ungorillaing time now.
Defective Game Grid Token (KoL) || FDKOL Fire Axe (KoL) = ??? (Level ?) (2/?)
???
--Spellthief (SUMMONED)
HP: 420,000
Attack: 30,000
Active: Sappin' Mah Knawledge - Up to 10 charges stored. Can copy one active and passive ability. For actives, 1 charge used per 1 charge on the active. For passives, 1-5 charges used based on the passive's intensity (the GM decides). The copied abilities can be swapped out with other ones of the same types.
Passive: Greater Focus - While not attacking or using Sappin' Mah Knawledge, the Spellthief gets double charge speed for Sappin' Mah Knawledge.
Passive: Salt Level Stabilization - Sappin' Mah Knawledge can't copy Skirmish Maneuvers entities' actives and passives.
----
Entity Actions:
Spellthief uses Greater Focus.
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Dex is pissed. Across dimensions.
"THAT WAS MY ANSWER, MECHA DARKSIDE!"
----
Xtrullor braces himself upon Alicia's appearance.
"Dex was right. We d(/)n't get paid en(/)ugh f(/)r this."
He makes yet another call.
"Hey, Shin(/)da?"
"Out of commission for now."
"Understandable. Have a great day."
"Hell(/), Alicia."
----
Xtrullor Sinks the Trickster, applies Equinox to its face, with a razor-sharp jet of Mountain Dew following right after, Cracks The Sky, Abyssal Oddity-style, with its shards falling on the Trickster, and finally, channels pure clutch into Chorus Mortis, spraying every type of money to ever exist in every part of the multiverse at him.
"That was f(/)r Dex."
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My inventory, project and Arena Cue can be found here.
Equinox is used as the Trickster takes a good 25,000 damage straight to his face!
UNSTEADY inflicted on the Trickster.
Crack the Sky used! I forget what this does, it was just a good 75,000 damage, right? Let's just say it is.
Finally, Chorus Mortis is used, dealing a finishing 40,000 damage! Yeesh.
I remember to tally up my damage later, and enter my answers for the Shaman's first test:
1: b
2: a
3: a
I then ask @TMB50 if he played Persona 2, seeing as I recall him doing some rumour factory thing, and also because I've started Innocent Sin, and because it's the best Persona game.
...Well then. With origins having been shut down, what's a man like me to do now? Where could I go? There's nothing I can think of that might be worth considering looking into. Nowhere to begin dumping the creations of my mind. Truly, I am lost.
...
Wait. Huh. Terraria session. To be honest, I never thought I'd show up here. The fact that I'm making a post in this realm is, to me, very surprising indeed. But then again, a lot of surprising things have been happening as of late, huh. Now I have another conundrum to sort out. And that is, who shall enter this particular war? Heh. Heh heh heh.
Something flashes in the sky above the battlefield. Something distant. If one turns their attention upwards, they might be able to see something gradually drawing nearer and nearer. It appears to be descending through the atmosphere at a very alarming rate. Then, eventually, the object becomes clear for all to see. It's a drop pod of some kind, proportioned well enough to contain a human-sized object within. The exterior of the drop pod appears to be on fire somewhat, due to the very fast rate at which it's falling. Suddenly, in a flash, the drop pod slams into the ground on the PG side of the battlefield. The force of the impact shakes the craft from top to bottom, somehow not creating a crater in the terrain as one would have expected. The armor of the drop pod cracks, then falls away, revealing...
A woman. Specifically, a woman hooked up to a large number of various complex machinery and pipes, floating in some sort of mysterious fluid. Mercifully, she's clothed in the kind of clothing one would expect to see on a hospital patient. Her eyes are firmly closed, her short black hair floating in the fluid around her aimlessly, her hands twitching ever so faintly. Then, the tank of fluid itself begins to drain, fluid escaping out onto the surrounding terrain. As it does so, the woman is slowly lowered down until her feet meet the bottom of the tank. Her eyes snap open the moment she finds herself standing up.
Her irises are completely black.
ALCHEMY 1: The Clone's Soul ++ Oblivion == Final Resort: Go Out With A Smile (Kamikaze style)
Her hands clench tightly. She stares at the machinery around her. Then she walks forward, punching the glass of her container hard enough to crack it, punching again and again and again until the glass shatters. Despite the glass shards in her hand, she does not care. All she cares about is leaving the drop pod's container. She keeps walking forward, the machinery stretching and snapping out from her body as she walks, blood spraying as the machinery is ripped out of her body. There is no scream of pain from her, not even a mild sign of discomfort or anything. Her expression is quite firmly fixed in the shape of a frown. After a few seconds, she turns back to the machinery, pulling something out and putting it on in place of her medical robes.
ALCHEMY 2: A Nice Suit ++ Space == Pocket Dimension: Inventory And Protection (Clothing that both holds items and keeps the wearer safe)
Once she's properly dressed, the woman turns to start taking a look around. It seems she's interested in seeing where she ended up, but has no idea where she is. Seeing as she landed near our good friend, The Godmodder himself, he might be one of the first people to be saddled with the responsibility of showing her around. For the same reason as that, she's more than likely going to end up as a PG somebody.
...She quickly decides she needs a weapon, come to think of it, and pulls out a machine gun from the confines of her suit to arm herself.
ALCHEMY 3: M2 Browning machine gun ++ Fire == Explosive Ammo M2 Browning (wepon)
Welcome Engie / Esutcheon!
All of your alchemies are at Level 10, as they are automatic infusions.
You have one turn to decide your side, as there appears that there is no Neutral.
Upon failing to do so, you will be defaulted to AG.
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Destroy the Trickster! >AGs: Fight for entity advantage! >AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Summon more entities! > PGs: Defend the Trickster! >PGs: Fight for entity advantage! >PGs: Defend the Godmodder!
[AG]
The Pale Rider activates Incarnation of Azrael and becomes... well, an Incarnation of Azrael! Its HP is decreased immensly, yet its attack is highly increased! You should probably destroy it before it's too late.
Zerisek throws a giant meme at the Trickster, dealing 80,000 damage!
The Shypers and Chiefs and what not all bodyguard the Gunyolk.
Gunyolk blasts the Trickster at full-power, dealing 40,000 damage.
The Spellthief charges.
The Artifical Guardian deals 10,000 damage to the Trickster!
Wastewalkers throw rocks at the Godmodder! Alpha isn't Superman, though, and does not take damage.
Yung Venuz stays idle.
Danny DeVito, ultimate trash man, uses his gargantuan 65,000 damage to sucker punch the Trickster! Ouch! 65,000 damage!
[PG]
Woah. Just, woah. You somehow dealt almost 600,000 damage in a single turn! WOAH!! Luckily, the Trickster has a few... tricks up its sleeve. There's going to be no fancy response, all it does is it sends a tidal wave of 'what' at the AGs, dealing 200,000 damage to Zerisek and poisoning him. It also uses SALUTATIONS to fully surround the newly born Azrael and bring him to the PG team. This works because... it does.
The Borg remains idle.
[GM]
Again and again his entities fall. The AGs dealt 600,000 damage this turn! WHAT?! Get ready for the next turn. Things will go down.
For now, Alpha decides to stop the AG forces a bit. Who should he kill? Hm. The Tentacles.
Proceeding on to the summons, Alpha creates a [PG] tag out of thin air, and plops it down on the field, just beside Azrael. Well, what are you waiting for? Find a way to destroy it!
He readies himself for the next turn. This will be... something.
+4 to PGs.
Field Effects:TRICKSTER MODE! (RIDDLES!).
[A] Earthheart: Dust Storm: 3/3. Razor Sharp Rock Spires: 4/4. Sink: 9/10 uses. Earthen Avatar: 5/5 uses. Summon Golem: 0/3 uses. Mountain Fortress: 6/7, 2/2 uses. Sanctuary of the Earth's Heart: 0/15, LOCKED. Held by Cyanogynist. [A]The Living Flame: HOT PANTS: 2/2. Fireblast: 3/5. Smokescreen: 10/10 uses. Immolate: 5/5 uses. Raging Inferno: 4/8, 2/2 uses. Conflagration: 0/12, LOCKED. Held by Abeneautmal. [A] Triton's Scepter: Seaspray: 3/3. Splash: 3/5. Waterwhip: 7/7 uses. Whirlpool: 4/4 uses. Tidal Wave: 3/8, 2/2 uses. Diluvium: 0/10, 1/1 use, LOCKED. Held by GoldenReady.
Zerisek, the Meme Lord: [AG] HP: 200,000/400,000. Imported Goods: 3/3. Juicy Memesplosion: 3/6. GodSlayer. Dodge (33%, Two Turns). QUEENED (Critical hits, 50% absorbtion, one turn). Defense (+25%). Poison (2 Turns).
Shyper: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000 + 5,000 per turn. (x3). GUARDING GUNYOLK!
Factory Chief: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Poisons for two turns on attack. GUARDING GUNYOLK!
Gunyolk: [AG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Massive attack, must recharge for 1 turn after attacking. Breaker Beam: 5 /6, deals an absolutely unreal amount of damage to the target, likely killing them.
Spellthief: [AG] HP: 320,000/420,000. 6/10 charges stored. Berserk (50% Chance to Attack Allies, 1 Turn). Confusion (50% Chance to Miss, 2 Turns). Poison (1 Turn).
Artificial Guardian: [AG] HP: 80,000/95,000. Blood in the Snow [EE] (Has a 20% chance to freeze enemy on attack).
Wastewalkers: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x37). Warped.
Yung Venuz: [AG] HP: 40,000/420,000. Wall: 10,000/10,000. Bullets: 234. Shells: 55. Bolts: 55. Explosives: 55. Energy: 55. Current Weapons: Pop Gun, Double Shotgun, Heavy Crossbow, Disc Gun, Grenade Launcher, Laser Pistol, Wrench. Mutations: Scarier Face. Ima Gun God: 3/3. Back 2 Bizniz: 4/4. Verified: 3/3. What A Good Time: 4/4. Weight In Gold: 3/3. Highest Point On Venus: 4/4.
Danny DeVito: [AG] HP: 5/8. Cannot be healed. Gains 5,000 attack from every entity that dies from the point of his summoning. Current attack: 70,000.
Tentacles: [AG] HP: DEAD!
Battlefury13/Conderp: [AG-α] HP: 10/10.
Benevolent Clowns: [AG] HP:DEAD!
Annis Valencia: [AG] HP: 20/20. ACTIVE.SHARD: The Universal Essence.
JOEBob: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Mecha DarkSide: [AG] HP: 130,000/130,000. 15/16 AP (3 Regen). 029/100 SOP. Lvl 5.
Roxxanne: [PG] HP: 1/150,000. INACTIVE.
Zetta: [PG] HP: RESPAWNING/150,000.INACTIVE.
Grimsby: [PG] HP: 150,000/150,000. INACTIVE.
Mai: [PG] HP: 150,000/150,000.ACTIVE.
Trickster Shaman:[PG]HP: DEAD!
The Trickster: [PG] HP: 25,000/600,000. Poisons enemies on hit. SALUTATIONS: 4/5 uses. Trickster, Trickster, Yet Trickster: 1/3. Unsteady (-20% Attack, two turns).
Jungle Mega-Golem: [PG] HP: ???. INACTIVE.
The Borg:[PG] HP: 205,000/220,000. Assimilation: 1/10.
Azrael, Angel of Death: [PG] HP: 200,000/200,000. DESTRUCTION: 0/3. CHAOS: 0/3. Incarnation of Death: 0/7. Triple action, increased attack! [PG] (No, this isn't a mistake, this is literally just a [PG] tag that will annihilate everyone if it isn't destroyed)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 24/100.
Kayaws Emeralds: Owned by pionoplayer. Cooldown: 3/4.
Pineapple Device: Owned by Pricey12345. Cooldown: 1/3.
Contaminated Vocal Chords: Owned by greenpokeman2000. Cooldown: 4/4.
Uber Wrench: Owned by Redstonetam15. Cooldown: 3/4.
Giant Bat Wing: Owned by Sirplop. Cooldown: 4/4.
Atomic Gel: Owned by JOEBob. Cooldown: 7/7.
Central Processing Unit: Owned by GoldenReady. Cooldown: 2/6.
Crimson Skull: Owned by pionoplayer. Cooldown: 3/4.
Corrupt Tooth: Owned by Battlefury13. Cooldown: 5/5.
Nice Fleece Blanket: Owned by DarkSide. Cooldown: 2/8.
Medusa Head: Owned by GoldenReady. Cooldown: 4/4.
The Smooth Granite Pebble: Owned by W32Coravint. Cooldown: 3/3.
Akron's Core: Owned by GoldenReady. Chargeup: 9/12.
Crystallized Ki: Owned by GoldenReady. Cooldown: 5/5.
Anarchist's Cookbook: Owned by Hezetor. Cooldown: 5/5.
Ion Beacon: Owned by insert_generic_username. Chargeup: 4/4.
Scythe of (Eardrum) Death: Owned by Hezetor. Cooldown: 4/4.
Coral Riff Guitar: Owned by ConsumerOfAll. Cooldown: 2/4.
Lance of Creation: Owned by DarkSide. Cooldown: 1/3.
Sword of Destruction: Owned by W32Coravint. Cooldown: 3/3.
The Queener: Owned by Cyanogynist. Cooldown: 5/5.
Conga Drums: Owned by Hezetor. Cooldown: 3/3.
The Great Horn: Owned by Erelye. Cooldown: 5/5.
Heart...: Owned by W32Coravint. Cooldown: 3/3.
...Locket: Owned by DarkSide. Cooldown: 3/3.
Infinity Edge: Owned by Cyanogynist. Cooldown: 4/4.
The Golden Lute: Owned by insert_generic_username. Cooldown: 6/6.
Mark of Chaos: Owned by DarkSide. Cooldown: 6/6.
Buzzing Transistor Core: Owned by W32Coravint. Chargeup: 10/10.
Blah’s Power Core: Owned by Pricey12345. Cooldown: 8/8.
TerraWeather PDA: Owned by Battlefury13. Chargeup: 10/10.
Cursed Fang: Owned by TwinBuilder. Cooldown: 5/5.
MLG Fedora: Owned by Emerald Mann. Cooldown: 1/10.
178/300 for Restoration. help: goldenready (completed), cyanogynist (44), abeneautmal (completed), Darkside (15)
15/50 for the power of air
5/50 for the plantlife
Neumann's Dream AND Fractal Duplicate Generator 11/11 for Mass Dream-struction
No Kill Like Overkill AND conversion cluster bombs 10/10 for Thirty Birds with One Stone
Elements' Malice AND status effect amplifier 7/15
+1 to goldenready, +2 to darkside
Bid progress: (note, if you have more than 50 points here, you will only have 50 subtracted from your score. If nobody has more than 15 points, NOBODY wins)
darkside: 61
Cyan: 60
Sirplop: 19
Abeneautmal: 17
Pricey: 18
Goldenready: 14
Redstone: 15
nemean lion: 6
battlefury: 5
kelvin: 1
My spoils are still waiting on a bit of cooldown, and I still have a few rounds before my Restoration is complete.
But in the meantime the Trickster is still alive, him and his massive damage values.
So I take the teetht that I kicked in/out with my first attack last round and then cook them up into a stew. This is emotionally devastating to the Trickster, but not significantly because everything's already gone completely pear-shaped for him.
What IS significantly more traumatic is me force-feeding him the teetht stew... except it stops being traumatic really fast because it turns out to actually be REALLY GOOD teetht stew. And it makes his missing teetht grow back too.
That's peculiar, is Pionobot... doing something nice for someone? turning over a new leaf? The Trickster is bewildered, he thought he could trust no one and now... HAPPY MURDER RAMPAGE MODE: ENGAGE.
Oh that is a lot of blood. I guess you really can't trust Pionobot after all.
Blood: 90,000
Dreams: online |slot one| Dream of Hilarity - Gain "Feeling Funny" buff, or give the buff to someone else, which gives you/ally a 33% dodge rate for two turns. 6 turn cooldown.| (source: benevolent clowns) on cooldown, 4 turns left.
|Slot two| empty|
|Slot three| empty|
|Slot four| empty|
Foodman 2 12/20
steffan 11/40
3/3 ? USING
summon J and B
J: 15,000 HP 1/10 hope
B: 15,000 HP 1/10 HOPE
both have 0 atk, both of their specials are "upgrade this entity to be way awesome".
+3 consumer
celestial mirror&& blood dagger && JOEs perception crystal && soulshard katana && technosoulblade ==TechnoRelease blade level 25 9/26
I walk over to azrael, then yell extremely loudly "HEY LOOK I FOUND ASRIEL AND HES ALIVE AND STUFF".
this causes hoards of undertale fans to arrive and start hugging Azrael. this would probably heal or something, but the weight of the hoard of fans is a lot. the innermost fans realise its not asriel, but their too crushed (emotionally and physically) to escape. eventually, azrael bursts its way out with whatever powers it has, and I proceed to walk over to it, stab it in the throuat [actually typo but am keeping]with the technosoulblade, take the technosoulblade, peel open the bag that replaces the hilt and holds all the machinery, enter the bag, enter the pocket dimension within the bag, find the resident time mage, bring him with me for a second, feed him a clock 4 times the sizemass of a planet, which supercharges him as magic absorbs it right before it would collapse into a black hole despite my numerous and many wards, and have him rewind everything but azrael, me, and him (mage) back to the moment after I said that i found asriel and hes alive and stuff. then he returns to the bag and I spend 9 yers [actually what i typed somehow] fixing the technosoulblade. since i typo'd, this means 9 minutes.
Also, i read the entire response but the link didn't work?
also also,
I Use the atomic gel to damage azrael, having it kill the B for its activation requirement.
I MISS-CLICKED AND EXITED THE EDIT BOX WITHOUT REALIZING IT, THEN PRESSED BACK SPACE AND GOT TAKEN TO MY LAST PAGE. ALL MY WORK ON THIS ATTACK: GONE! WHY?!
I steal the Trickster Shaman's riddle gimmick and ask the Trickster a riddle of my own. If he gets the wrong answer, he has to pay a toll in health (or alternatively, he can use his tricks to demonstrate how to damage [PG]. If he refuses to answer, then he fails as a Trickster and becomes a normie. Everyone knows that normies are weaklings, so I would then just reality-bend the Trickster normie out of existence.
No but seriously, if he doesn't, I'll drop a long post that's edgy as possible, and with terrible grammar. You'll have to read it anyway so that you can determine damage, so THERE!
"What is green, hangs on a wall, and smells of paint?"
Nope. I'll do the reveal later. Think about it harder.
Alchemy:
Complete:
Comedy Mask || (Terra Blade && Death Sickle && Adamantite Repeater && S.D.M.G. && Terrarian && Possessed Hatched && Flying Knife && Daedalus Stormbow && Daybreak && Golem Fist && Heat Ray && Sniper Rifle) == Follow My Lead [Level 15 16/16] "Hah! You died."
Obscures the user's face while simultaneously manifesting powerful weapons about them. The user merely has to act out a powerful attack, and the mask will make it happen, usually in a humorous way.
The Monado III (Xenochronicles) && Windshear (Skyrim) && Biggoron sword (Ocarina of Time) && Lightsaber = CitruShears [Level 14, 9/15]
(A black and purple umbrella || [Laser Gun || (Fission Reactor && Fusion Reactor && Miniature Star && Fusion Bomb)] && x5 Remote Controlled Attack Drone && Jetpack) = Doombrella [Level 25 6/26]
Charged Inventory:
The Living Flame: Charge = 4.5 (Charge increments by one each turn, so 0.5 each post if I post twice in a single turn); Hot Pants (2 charge); Fireblast (5 charge); Smokescreen (10 ammo left); Immolate (5 ammo left); Raging Inferno (8 charge required, 2 ammo left); Conflagration (12 charge, Raging Inferno MUST BE USED!); Information on attacks will be provided here on turns TLF is used. It otherwise grants small fire-based damage bonuses to attacks where applicable (ie. melee strikes).
ERROR
I, SilentStorm, accuse you, @TrickleJest the GM, and Alpha the Godmodder of not taking my attack on The Trickster, otherwise known as Jungle Trickster, into account. I am therefore granted the power of ERROR. This allows me to gather the energy of all ERRORs that were, are and will be written in this thread, including the ERRORsmade in the first posts of this game, this post's ERRORs, and @Cyanogynist's Tip of the dayERRORs.
I then proceed to split the ERRORsinto equal stacks which aren't so equal because I hate Alpha more. Then each stack goes IN YOUR FACE! which is quite hurtful as there were really many ERRORs.
Because how on earth can turning into atom ketchup do no damage?
EDIT: OH NO! I made an ERROR! It was a WIP post! The power of my ERROR weakened the ERRORs I used! Despite this, it was so many of them my attack is still quite strong. Sorry, Trickle.
Alchemy
1. First slot:
Zombie arm && A Little Bit Of Necromantic Energy = The Hand of the Damned (Level 5) (3/6)
Summons three very low HP zombies which deal moderate damage. 2. Second slot:
(Coins -> Wizard = Crystal Orb) && Gunpowder && Twilight dye = Shadow Orb (Level 5) (2/6)
Fires an explosive shadowy orb which detonates on impact dealing AoE damage. 3. Third slot:
Illegal gun parts && Lost memories && Eraser = Memory gun (Level 10) (2/11)
Deals some-but-not-so-much-but-again-not-so-few damage and applies confusion. Has a chance to instead wipe the memory of an entity and make it [AG]. Assists
+1 @Cyanogynist for the ERRORs
+2 @W32Coravint
A giant turnip apperars positioned in every dimension on top of Godmodder, then falls crushing him. As you see, it's undodgeable.
Akhem.
Rzepka, a poem for children by a Polish writer Julian Tuwim
Zasadził dziadek rzepkę w ogrodzie,
Chodził te rzepkę oglądać co dzień.
Wyrosła rzepka jędrna i krzepka,
Schrupać by rzepkę z kawałkiem chlebka!
Więc ciągnie rzepkę dziadek niebożę,
Ciągnie i ciągnie, wyciągnąć nie może!
Zawołał dziadek na pomoc babcię:
"Ja złapię rzepkę, ty za mnie złap się!"
I biedny dziadek z babcią niebogą
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Przyleciał wnuczek, babci się złapał,
Poci się, stęka, aż się zasapał!
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!
Zawołał wnuczek szczeniaczka Mruczka,
Przyleciał Mruczek i ciągnie wnuczka!
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!
Na kurkę czyhał kotek w ukryciu,
Zaszczekał Mruczek: "Pomóż nam, Kiciu!"
Kicia za Mruczka,
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!
Więc woła Kicia kurkę z podwórka,
Wnet przyleciała usłużna kurka.
Kurka za Kicię,
Kicia za Mruczka,
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!
Szła sobie gąska ścieżynką wąską,
Krzyknęła kurka: "Chodź no tu gąsko!"
Gąska za kurkę,
Kurka za Kicię,
Kicia za Mruczka,
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!
Leciał wysoko bocian-długonos,
"Fruńże tu, boćku, do nas na pomoc!"
Bociek za gąskę,
Gąska za kurkę,
Kurka za Kicię,
Kicia za Mruczka,
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
Oj, przydałby się ktoś na przyczepkę!
Pocą się, sapią, stękają srogo,
Ciągną i ciągną, wyciągnąć nie mogą!
Skakała drogą zielona żabka,
Złapała boćka - rzadka to gradka!
Żabka za boćka,
Bociek za gąskę,
Gąska za kurkę,
Kurka za Kicię,
Kicia za Mruczka,
Mruczek za wnuczka,
Wnuczek za babcię,
Babcia za dziadka,
Dziadek za rzepkę,
A na przyczepkę
Kawka za żabkę
Bo na tę rzepkę
Też miała chrapkę.
Tak się zawzięli, Tak się nadęli,
Ze nagle rzepkę
Trrrach!! - wyciągnęli!
Aż wstyd powiedzieć,
Co było dalej!
Wszyscy na siebie
Poupadali:
Rzepka na dziadka,
Dziadek na babcię,
Babcia na wnuczka,
Wnuczek na Mruczka,
Mruczek na Kicię,
Kicia na kurkę,
Kurka na gąskę,
Gąska na boćka,
Bociek na żabkę,
Żabka na kawkę
I na ostatku
Kawka na trawkę.
*By this moment the battlefield is littered with many, many empty bottles of water*
Akhem. (again)
The Turnip, or a perfectly bad exact translation of Rzepka which doesn't even rhyme
A grandfather planted a turnip in the garden,
He went to see the turnip every day.
The turnip grew juicy and stalwart,
It would be great to eat it with a piece of bread!
So the poor grandfather pulled the turnip,
And he pulled, and pulled, and he couldn't pull it out!
So the grandfather called the grandmother to help him:
"I'll hold the turnip and you will hold me!"
And the poor grandfather with the poor grandmother
Pulled, and pulled, and couldn't pull it out!
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pull still would be handy!
The grandson came, catched the grandmother,
And sweated, moaned, he even got out of breath!
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pull still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!
The grandson called Frisky the puppy,
Frisky came and started pulling grandson!
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pull still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!
A cat couched at a hen,
Frisky woofed: "Help us, Kitty!"
Kitty pulled Frisky,
Frisky pulled grandson,
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pull still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!
So Kitty called hen from the yard,
And the kind hen came.
Hen pulled Kitty,
Kitty pulled Frisky,
Frisky pulled grandson,
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pulled still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!
A goose walked on a narrow path,
The hen shouted: "Come here, goose!"
Goose pulled hen,
Hen pulled Kitty,
Kitty pulled Frisky,
Frisky pulled grandson,
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pulled still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!
A long-nose stork flew,
"Come here, stork, help us!"
Stork pulled goose,
Goose pulled hen,
Hen pulled Kitty,
Kitty pulled Frisky,
Frisky pulled grandson,
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
O, somebody to pulled still would be handy!
They sweated, they wheezed, they moaned heavily,
They pulled and pulled, couldn't pull it out!
A green frog hopped by the road
And catched the stork - it's a rare thing!
Frog pulled stork,
Stork pulled goose,
Goose pulled hen,
Hen pulled Kitty,
Kitty pulled Frisky,
Frisky pulled grandson,
Grandson pulled grandmother,
Grandmother pulled grandfather,
Grandfather pulled the turnip,
And a jackdaw at the end,
Because she also
Wanted that turnip.
They were so stubborn, they bloated so much,
That suddenly
Thwack!! - They pulled the turnip out!
It's a shame to say
What was next!
All off them fell on each other:
Godmodder on turnip, <- that is by me
Turnip on grandfather,
Grandfather on grandmother,
Grandmother on grandson,
Grandson on Frisky,
Frisky on Kitty,
Kitty on hen,
Hen on goose,
Goose on stork,
Stork on frog,
And in the end
Frog on the jackdaw.
Phew. That was long.
*there's an uncountable number of glass bottles on the battlefield now*
BEWARE! Don't slip on the bottles!
TL;DR
The Godmodder was crushed by a giant turnip and then rescued but much after. Also, because I drank much water (you get thirsty when you read loudly) entities can slip on a bottle and hurt itself.
Alchemy
1. First slot:
Zombie arm && A Little Bit Of Necromantic Energy = The Hand of the Damned (Level 5) (4/6)
Summons three very low HP zombies which deal moderate damage. 2. Second slot:
(Coins -> Wizard = Crystal Orb) && Gunpowder && Twilight dye = Shadow Orb (Level 5) (4/6)
Fires an explosive shadowy orb which detonates on impact dealing AoE damage. 3. Third slot:
Illegal gun parts && Lost memories && Eraser = Memory gun (Level 10) (3/11)
Deals some-but-not-so-much-but-again-not-so-few damage and applies confusion. Has a chance to instead wipe the memory of an entity and make it [AG].
Assists
+3 W3Coravint
Had this ready before the ERROR, but wanted to post it first, so I post one immediately after another.
Careful because that is a double post so remember to delete this post so it wont be a double post
collab pls/Possible Elite 29/100
My helper: (Entity/Ally) 29/30
MEATSHIELDS PLS (Entity/Ally) 24/25
Remaining power of the snapped Twig of Fate && Mystical Seal && Status Effect Gem && Powered Staff II Blade = Curse of Fates and Death 25/26 (Causes 1 to 3 random Status effects that are randomized including Gravcrush, XBONIC Plague and Mark of Dog)
Protective Armour && Super-powered Silver && Anti-Status Effects Gem && Blessing of the Silver Guardian = Silver Guardian's Protective Armour [EE] 25/30 (Counts as Level 25) (Part of the Anti-Power Creep set. The Armour can give a Entity 25% Damage Resistance to anything and 25% status effect resistance (including XBONIC Plague) for 2 turns and has a cooldown of 3 or 4 (Level 25 Alchemies usually has a post cool-down before use but this will be longer))
Current Saga: I do believe that Canon is dead. (Possibly the final saga before the last act begin also I am currently in the 3rd act (After the chaos and the fall of the city in the end of Act 2 but I am not sure about it...))
Current Arc: Harlequin
Before Action/RP Trash: Bleh
Action: I use my Moon dragon's Scythe-blaster, turning back to scythe mode before I spin my scythe on Azrael's body and it's body has been cut in half, completely. "That's Reaper vs Reaper then."
Zerisek activates Imported Goods, sending a package contains an entity from another world.
+1 to piono, W32Coravint and Thartler
Support me if you want.
Blah’s Power Core. Cooldown in turns: 2/8. [SPOIL OF WAR] Pineapple Device: Cooldown in turns: 3/3. [SPOIL OF WAR]
Scythe-blaster of the moon dragon. CD in Turns: 3/3 (USING...) [Level 50]. It can be used to slice a target for high damage or it can be also used to heal a target for a high amount.
Magic Charge Pendent. Charge storage: 7/10 charges (charges every turn). [Level 50] If I use it on a foe, it deals lots of damage but weakened when if I use it with 1 lesser charge
Sword of Git Gud (Known as SoGG) CD: 0/2 [Level 25] Charge: THE MINI RECKONING 5/7 (You must use the Weapon 7 times to activate this charge) Fully Charged Runepaw's Gauntlet CD: 1/2 [Level 25] Current Runes: 8/25 Ice, Ice, Fire, Fire, Damage, Shadow, Fire (USING), Light. Storm Firey Bullet Blaster CD: 2/2 [Level 25] Has the 20% chance of Burning or 5% chance of Napalming (Stronger version of Burning) Liquid Death [Level 10] Rust [Level 16] BSU Flame Blaster CD: 0/3 [Level 25] This flameblaster can instantly cause a high damage burn for 2 turns with a cooldown of 3 turns. Super Deal With It Glasses [Level 7] (NERFED DUE TO CURSE OF REPETITIVENESS)
When the Gauntlet has been used, Generates up to 3 Runes per Action or (1 to 3 Runes per Action This is Random you know.) Also, It can hold up to 25 Runes (Ooh that's cool! but sometimes can be one of the most powerful Level 25 Items in the game due to these)
Fire: Deals very high damage to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally for much more HP when used.
Damage: Deals heavy damage to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals high damage to the enemy when used, high chance of freezing. (Can be used on stupid high-damaging entities and some power-creep entities)
Thunder: Deals medium damage to 3 select enemies when used, medium chance of paralysing.
Light: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the dark/shadow enemy when used.
Shadow: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the light enemy when used.
I know the Light and Shadow Runes can be pretty complicated but here are the buffing Runes
Attack Buffer: Gives 25% Attack increase for 3 turns when used on the ally.
Defence Buffer: Gives 25% Defence increase for 3 turns when used on the ally
Dodge: Gives 25% Dodge Rate for 3 turns when used on the ally.
MLG (I cannot think enough MLG Stuff...): Deals extreme damage to the enemy (massive damage to 2 enemies or very high damage to 3 enemies) and reduces 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the enemy it inflicted (10% All stats on 2 enemies and 5% All stats on 3 enemies) or heals the ally for so much HP and gives 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the ally. 1/100 chance of creating the rune also, it is extremely rare as well (probably for balance reasons)
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