Badass Triangle Shades-Wearing Cyborg MLG Honey Badger: 34/200
Tetrahellatus: 2/450 (A more fitting name).
I proceed to shoot at the Golden Lute with a micro-rocket launcher (Basically a rocket machine gun).
Then, I shoot at the Necrodancer with a shotgun that shoots massive exploding blue balls, followed by shooting a spread of 3 projectiles that turn into deadly waves when hitting the ground AND then I use that attack again...following an attack with cluster bombs that shoot upwards to make dodging very difficult.
Forging... Slot 1: In Progress Bow 'n' Arrow || Crossbow 'n' Bolts && Luminite Knives && Titanium Repeater && Ectoplasm && Bottled Restless Spirits && Phase Gel && Magitech Quickbow Augment Tech = Ghastly Mecha (Lv. 15, 6/16) A powerful bow with the automatic fire of the crossbow, and automatic loading of a repeater. It's extremely quick to fire. It's tied to the spirit world.
The arrows are worth a separate mention, though; they are able to do so many great things. Because of their ties to the spirit world they can phase in and out of existence, like spirits, thus going through walls. The arrows may also do a number of different things, but listing them all would be too much. They're also extremely sharp and tough.
The bow itself has immense control over spirits.
Slot 2: In Progress Shadowsteel Arm Bracers && Harsh void gem (x2) && Adamantite Rims and flair (x2) && Voidmetal Plates (x2) && Void-powered Shield Mechanism (x2) = The Rival (Lv. 10, 6/11)
As the materials list may point out, a defensive alchemy of void. The alchemy obviously has immense control over the void, and is a defensive powerhouse. Not much more can be said.
Slot 3: NEW Sniper Rifle && Plague of Shadows && Laser Pointer || ((Flask || Essences of the Order of no Quarter (and Shovel Knight) && Essence of DarkSide && Stabilization Ritual = Ultimate Potion Mk. II) && Infinite Musket Ball pouch = Pouch of Unlimited Ultimate Potions) && Soulbinding = Plagued Desires (Lv. ?, 4/?)
Exactly what it sounds like. Things will explode and/or just die.
The rifle gets a continuous feed of ultimate potions; one potion can easily destroy a castle many stories tall. They can also grant many wishes to the user (1 potion = 1 wish). However, due to the nature of these potions being fired, theoretically, they would grant the wish of the opponent's instead of the one that fired them. A soulbinding fixes that issue, creating a devastating weapon.
Slot 4: NEW (Mind of the Sane && Spirit of the Sane && Soul of the Sane = Pure Essence of the Sane) && Blood Diamond Knuckles encrusted with Gold && (Disempowering Ritual && Ring of the Dragoon Shards = Disempowered RotD Shards) && A bit of hair from a temmie = Temsanity (Lv. ?, 4/?)
h0i!
Expensive-looking knuckles that would likely turn a profit of muns if sold. Keeps you sane, too... but your sanity, unfortunately, comes with the fact that you become silly to Temmie standards. Thankfully, it comes with the power of tem, greed, the counter-intuitive, and sanity to compensate.
Also you can turn into a temmie at will. Awesome.
Summons...
Legendary Support (119/200) (+2 Toast, Sirplop)
Entities... (Nerf if to powerful. Buff if too weak.)
I guess this is why we can't have nice things. Augh...
General
-Parts: Can suffer engine failures (+30% chance to catch fire, -10% evade/-5% armor), wing damage (-10% evade/-5% armor), fuselage damage (-10% evade/-5% armor), and tail damage (-10% evade/-5% armor). Aim at these for easier takedowns.
-Repairs: Any plane can, when destroyed, return to the hangar for repairs. They will return in 3 turns, one at a time, at half-health. Cannot be repaired once the entire lot has been destroyed. (Changed it up a bit.)
-Airborne: Self-explanitory.
-Split: Can branch out in order to attack more enemies, up to the number of planes there are. Their attack power severely drops when attacking like this.
Heavy Nothingnesses (33/60)
Actions...
Gevul Omaar: (12/101) Oho boy... be thankful that this is a low-priority thing. (I ain't accepting any charges for this one. No ifs, ands, or buts.)
Where's the nearest cutting board... ah, there it is.
I notice a cutting board next to the Godmodder's head. I take a Meat Cleaver and walk up to him. It's at least the size of his head.
Hello. I see you're hungry. You MUST want something to devour, right?
I take out a giant pig's corpse. It's at LEAST the size of the Godmodder himself.
Now, sliced, sautéed, or roasted?
...No matter what he says, I do this anyway...
Okthen.
I teleport the pig to his face (away from his mouth), teleport there myself while brandishing the cleaver, and begin slicing the pig to pieces, as well as the Godmodder's head. There I was, slicing away like there was no tomorrow, without a care in the world, cutting through the pig and the godmodder's head like it was a typical Monday in a training camp, with the cleaver only stopping at the cutting board.
A final slice forced the Godmodder's head off, thus making it fall to tiny meat chunks. I teleport the mix of Pig Meat and Godmodder Head to the Sun and sauté that meat (as well as the Pig's meat) over the nuclear heat of the sun. Throw in some onions, some basil, some salt, some pepper, some hot sauce, some radioactive waste, some voided salts, a few nukes, and a star-destroying catalyst. I do this for about an hour. An hour of excruciating pain for the Godmodder's head. It's probably still living; despite having cut it apart, it still should be very much alive.
I transfer the contents to a large sheet, which I then transfer to the core of the Sun to roast. It was in there for about half-an-hour, before the star-destroying catalyst went off, destroying the Sun, and perfectly cooking the meat and the Godmodder's head. I take the sheet away, and the sun IMMEDIATELY reforms where it always was, the same as it always was.
I return to the crypt, dish up the meat, and teleport back to the Godmodder's waiting body.
I re-form the Godmodder's head so that he could eat, but by the time that happened, everything else was already eaten. Not only did he have to deal with a cut-up, sautéed, roasted head, but he also had to deal with the pain of hunger.
All that was around was the Fat Tem. The slick tem had eaten everything on the platter from way over on the Necrodancer's head somehow. Tem's shuddering intensifies. A smirk forms on tem's face.
I punt the tem into the Godmodder's face. Fat Tem stays there, smirking.
"h0i!"
Nice hat. Heh.
(Creative Juices finally flowin' again.)
Spoils & Other Chargeables...
Yay, finally got a spoil!
Lance of Creation (III); casts Genesis.
Genesis: Deals massive holy damage to 3 entities, heals allied entities. (greatly increased damage against groups. Groups only count as 1 entity.)
None
Support:
GoldenReady (+1)
Toast (+1)
Sirplop (+1)
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Also, the arenadop is still needed. No pressure; just lettin' ya know.
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The MR alchemy upgrade, my Inventory, and my Project can now be found HERE, at the bottom of the post. The project is still a WIP.
Alchemies
Vocaloid Yuzuki Yukari Figurine && Standard Battle Android = Battle Vocaloid Yuzuki Yukari (Level 16, 17/17) (Basically what this will be is something to act as a secondary character in attacks; +2 from Crystal) Battle Vocaloid Yuzuki Yukari: A 1:1 scale gynoid of Vocaloid4 Yuzuki Yukari. Fully sentient and loyal to its creator.
S.D.M.G. && Vortex Beater = So Long, and Thanks for All the Bullets (Level 10, 5/11)
Explosive Miner && Cosmic Car Key = Alien Mining Device (Level 10, 5/11)
Illuminati Confirmatum && (Recreate: Loominarty 420) = The Illuminator (Level 20, 1/21)
SURPRISE! LOOK WHO'S BACK! Yeah. I lost interest in this game and focused on TvT2 more instead. However, pretty much after Piono left it, the game has been bleeding players (there's about 7 active players now, counting myself). But that's not really the reason I want to join this again. I have accidentally discovered through TvT2 that planning is useless. I had my five characters set up, two for TvT2 and three for DTG0. Each of them have specific traits to balance each other and represent different aspects of the world and symbolism and all that. Then in TvT2, I summoned an entity who lived for longer than expected and ended up getting a significant amount of RP, messing up the "perfect" balance of five. Huh. Eerily similar to what happened with Wilson. Anyway,
First companion: 19/60
Second companion: 19/70
No clue who to give +'s to. Let's try:
+2 to NumberSoup, +1 to Tazz
Life Crystal (no, not from Terraria) && Life Cell && Energy Crystal && Energy Cell && Soul Link = Soul of Vitality 6/7 +1'd
(Essence of Nibel && Burning Dream Gem) || Emerald Drake Scale = The Mistlands' Scale 6/10 +1'd
Update for @Talist:
- We're in the crypt of the necrodancer, fighting the boss.
- Aetheria killed a lot of things after it fell.
- Aetherderon died.
- I know how to play the game.
- Tahm Kench doesn't die. EDIT: Forget what I said.
- Tazz/GoldenReady is [PG]
- Calan exploded and was rez'd. Now he is missing.
- Aayla was vapourised.
- The Narrator is my primary character.
@Cyanogynist : Challenge noted, but I think that it might be SOMEWHAT more beneficial for all involved if both participants are infected so, no matter what happens, everyone wins (either getting sanity back, or getting sanity back but losing your madness-inducing superpowers. Also, I guess I'm arranging the GvT battle?
@Talist : Welcome back! Also, please continue to +1 me. Toast's list is roughly accurate, though he missed the fact that Cobalt re-sparked the Grimdark Versus Trickster thing. Again. Also, the alchemy slots went up to 4 while you were gone, rejoice!
Hat/Rat/Jor/Fen-A/Fen-B/RokCharge: /I I I\/II\ Medusa's Head: [I I I I] Coral Riff Guitar:{II I I} Crystalized Ki:<I I I I I> Akron's Core: (I I I I I)(II I I I)(I I)
Do the Impossible: 13/30 (+6 From Alpha!) Veðrfölnir: 10/50 (+2 from DarkSide, +1 from NumberSoup, +1 from Talist)
+1 to NumberSoup, +1 to TheLordErelye, +1 to Talist.
All varieties of Medigun && Vita Australi && Hemmorhage && Medical Bay && Pokemon Center Machine && Medicines = Triple-S Class Healbay (Level 20: 14/21)
Indoor Garden && SSS-grade Fertilizer && Fertilizer Creation Node && 4 Optimized Farm Plots (21x21 meters) && Bone Meal Creation Node && Time Torches (set to fastest setting) && Automated Harvesting system && Various Organic Crops = The Growth (Level 10: 7/11)
Thrusters x 8 || (Abiit && Denito Surrexit && Nulla Stella) && Energy Capsule with 'Brute's Blend' = Unbound (x8) (Level 25: 11/26)
CRANKY KONG[PG]: 450,000/450,000 HP. THE SCALE OF CRUNK: 420/420 CP. THE FOLLOWING:III + 210 CRUNK. THE BLESSING:IIIII + 280 CRUNK. THE GUIDANCE:IIIIII+ 350 CRUNK. THE RECKONING: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII + 420 CRUNK. UNLIMITED GUDNESS: 69 TURNS. PUTTING THAT IN A BAR IS JUST CRUEL. TURNS: 12/69
Cranky Kong has 25% evasiveness and immunity to AoE.
Cranky Kong has 420 crunk, which he may spend on special actions (aside from his basic cane-whack). He regenerates 70 per turn.
-LEG DAY: IMPROVES TARGET'S DODGE CHANCE BY 25% (MEANING, WHILE HE LIVES, 35% DODGE) FOR 2 TURNS. REQUIRES 105 CRUNK.
-GET RIPPED: GIVES THE TARGET A CRIT FOR THAT TURN'S ACTION (EVEN RETROACTIVELY). REQUIRES 140 CRUNK.
-NOSCOPER'S SENSES: GIVES TARGET 100% HIT CHANCE REGARDLESS OF ENEMY DODGE CHANCE FOR 2 TURNS. REQUIRES 140 CRUNK.
-CURBSTOMP: MARGINALLY STRONGER THAN BASIC ATTACK, BUT INSTANTLY KILLS AT 1/8TH TOTAL HP OR BELOW. REQUIRES 140 CRUNK.
-TEST OF CRUNKNESS: HITS THREE FOES IN A BLAST OF PURE GUDNESS. REQUIRES 210 CRUNK.
-THE FOLLOWING: SUMMONS 4 MLG PRO GAMERS. THEY HAVE IMMUNITY TO AOE AND AN INNATE 10% DODGE CHANCE. THREE-TURN-COOLDOWN, REQUIRES 210 CRUNK.
-THE BLESSING: COMBINES LEG DAY, GET RIPPED AND NOSCOPER'S SENSES INTO ONE BUFF FOR THE TARGET. LASTS FOR 3 TURNS. FIVE-TURN-COOLDOWN, REQUIRES 280 CRUNK.
-THE GUIDANCE: GIVES AN ENEMY AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK, DAMAGING THEM MASSIVELY. SIX-TURN-COOLDOWN, REQUIRES 350 CRUNK.
-THE RECKONING: WHITE-HOT DORITOS MOUNTAIN DEW FALLS FROM THE HEAVENS, DOING ABSURD DAMAGE AND BURNING MULTIPLE ENEMIES FROM THE SHEER GUDNESS. FIFTEEN-TURN-COOLDOWN, REQUIRES 420 CRUNK.
-ULTIMATE GUDNESS: CRANKY KONG KNOWS THAT TRUE GUDNESS INVOLVES, ABOVE ALL ELSE, EXTREME PATIENCE AND PRACTICE. NONE ARE MADE GUD IN A SINGLE DAY, AND CRANKY KONG HAS WORKED TIRELESS EONS TO BECOME THE ABSOLUTE PERFECTION OF ALL SKILL. SHOULD SIXTY-NINE TURNS COME TO PASS, CRANKY KONG SHALL BE ABLE TO UNLEASH A SLIGHT PART OF HIS TRUE SELF AND TRANSFORM INTO A GUDDER FORM, A SIGHT THAT WILL ALMOST OBLITERATE ANY FOE WHO DARES TO OPPOSE CRANKY KONG. HOWEVER, MORE IMPORTANTLY, CRANKY KONG WILL GAIN EVEN GREATER POWERS, POWERS THAT WOULD MAKE ALL OF WHAT HE CAN DO NOW LOOK LIKE THE FEEBLE ATTEMPTS OF A N00B TO DO ANYTHING. THIS WOULD REQUIRE CRUNK, BUT CRANKY KONG AND THE OP SCALE HAVE BOTH DECIDED THAT EVEN GETTING THIS FAR WOULD BE AN ACHIEVEMENT, EVEN FOR THE GLORIOUS CRANKY CONG.
ARENA:
Arena Cue:
-DarkSide versus Roxxanne. -IN PROGRESS.
-Mr. Quiet Guy versus ??? + ??? + ??? + ??? + ??? + ???. -PENDING.
-Grimdark (TheLordErelye, Joel(?))versus Trickster (Roxxanne)-PENDING.
ARENA CHALLENGES: I am ALWAYS looking out for new people to dish out the pain to. As such, I'm demanding Arena Challenges. I'll take 3 at a time on-cue. (Alternatively, I dish them out, which is rare).
There are two/three kinds of opponents you can pick. The first is versus my standard characters. Fredbear is kind of wounded right now, so he can't accept challengers and he'll be using a VASTLY different fighting style. As for the other two, There's a slight difference between each; Roxxanne will use Akron's Core and the Crystalized Ki, while Zetta will use the Lord Michael's Hat, the Coral Riff Guitar, and the Medusa's Head. This is of standard difficulty. Rules and prizes will be discussed. Any special arena events will override challenges, so take note. This can occur in Free-For-Alls, Duels or Tag-Team matches, though I do NOT count them as separate characters for tag-team, so please if in the case of a Tag-Team, let me have an actual player on my side, m'kay?
The second are event battles, which are explicitly designed to destroy you. Deliberately unfair. Their equipment is varied on the character, and you'll get their full loadouts prior to a match with either.
ALCHEMIES:
Simple charge trading up for grabs. I'll +1 anyone who's willing to give me +1 on a consistent trade basis.
> Cyanogynist experienced that burning sensation due to[insert_generic_username]'s Demonic Levis Ignis.
Roxxanne notices that Mardek has suddenly turned into a pile of ash mid-hug. She wasn't so incompetent to set the people she was hugging on fire, so this naturally got her pretty peeved off for it. Especially since she wanted to appreciate a good, long cuddle with someone she actually considered friendly.
"HEY! Who killed Mardy?! WHO KILLED HIM!?!?"
She then bothers to look at the death notification, and then, assuming Generic can somehow directly see her location, directly at his 'point of view,' so to speak.
"WEIRD-NAME, I SEE YOU OVER THERE!!! I KNOW YOU DID THAT, MEANIE!!!"
Roxxanne proceeded to, for lack of a better term, peel the scenery away under her like the whole area around her was some kind of paper, revealing the scene of the Crypt and everything in it, now plus one audacious-looking teenager. She quickly picked out Generic, aka Weird-name. I mean, seriously.
"Why'd you burn Mardy up?! I was huggin' and cuddlin' Mardy nice and happy-like and wasn't doin' him no harm, and you just up and burned him to ashes! Bad! BAD! You are absolutely rotten, you know that?! YOU DON'T JUST RANDOMLY KILL PEOPLE FOR NO REASON!!! NOT COOL! NOT COOL!!! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!!"
Roxxanne was so peeved by this that she lit herself aflame. With pink fire that emitted the scent of cherry candy-in fact, let's go a step further and remind everyone that Roxxanne currently smells ridiculously strongly of cherry candy, and the fire only made it stronger. For those allergic to cherries.
Roxxanne proceeds to pull back an arm-actually, in this case it was more like a half-ton of arms somehow jammed into a single sleeve, every last one a straight red color. "STOP BURNING PEOPLE RIGHT NOW!!"
Roxxanne proceeds to (first) teleport directly to generic's location with a pulse of Trickster blast if he actually went anywhere where she couldn't reach, and then slap him with a hand full of powerful trickster majjyks and such, sending him flying into the stratosphere and presumbably a whole lot more peachy than usual. And just in case, after this, somehow a ball of Trickster taking the form of a Grenade teleports into Generic's stomach-analouge, taking the place of whatever happened to be there, and instantly explodes. ((Yeah, for everyone else: Tricksters can also directly attempt to infect others like this, as can Grimdarks.))
"...Where's Mardy?" Roxxanne proceeds to question as she whips her head around the room, turning her head 360 despite the fact that shouldn't be even remotely possible at all, looking at the current situation. Lady Sparwick was probably near-to-atomized from the Hippy Blast (see previous post), leaving Talm Kench as the biggest Battlefield threat she is aware of right now-but no Mardek in sight. "Augh! Mardek isn't here! Dumb...Weird-Named person! Mmmmmmmmmph, a'mma blow up somethin'!"
In a surprise twist, she quickly takes out a...LOT of Suetech stuff. Of course she'd know how to make it as a new Archsue right off the bat...I mean, come on. Sues, man. And ten times that for Archsues. It positively reeked of power that the OP Scale was probably nerfing. Or maybe it was just reeking of power it didn't actually have. Who knows with this kind of dumb stuff? Of course, she didn't actually take out any of it, instead reaching for Ragnarok and pulling it out, one-handed, but of COURSE.
"YOU!" Roxxanne shouted, pointing at Tahm Kench. "You, where's Mardek!?" She inquires, forcefully, jabbing the shotgun straight into the head of Kench. "Where's my Fwiendawy Fwiend?!"
No response, at all. Possibly just paralysis from the fact that she was also pointing a shotgun described as more of a portable siege-weapon. Or, more probably, because they legitimately didn't know. Roxxanne stared them down for a few seconds.
"WHERE IS MY FWIENDAWEY FWIEND?!?!?!" Roxxanne shouted, enough to make her target flinch, but still, no answer.
"...The quiet game, huh? Well, SCREW YOU TOO!" Roxxanne roared, firing the shotgun directly ABOVE her target. One could laugh at this, but the insane sound of the shotgun going off-more like a missile explosion than a shotgun shot-the equally nasty sound of bullets destroying rock and gravel as they reach the surface and penetrate the sky, the sudden influx of light created by the resulting holes, and the sudden cave-in caused by that, were things not to be scoffed at. Quickly, Kench was suddenly buried in a half-ton of rocks. As if he wasn't already a rock...Though you could hear the signs of scuffling. It appears his petrification was running out.
Roxxanne was not satisfied with this, though. Not nearly enough. She looked around until she found a convenient crack in the massive pile thereof she just trapped Kench under, and promptly rammed herself into it! Surprisingly, she fit snugly, slipping into the rocks. What's going on in there? Well, for some reason the rocks have suddenly gained an anti-scrying ability, so no-one knows, except for the sounds of Roxxanne's voice.
"Heeheehee! You're trapped now! Yeah...OK, I'll admit, I was kinda aware you didn't know where Mardy was, and I kinda knew where he was as well...Soooyeahikindajustblewyouupcauseifeltlikeit! Heehee! But, but, we're not gonna focus on that! You deserve this anyways, 'ya know?"
"You see that? Of course you can! It's the only thing you can see, because I want you to see it! Heehee! But, look closely...Look closely at the biggest picture...Mind-blowing, isn't it. Completely mind-blowing. It blew my mind, too! Well, until some fwiendawey fwiends came. They helped, a LOT...No, they can't hear you, so shaddup! I understand, of course...Now I do, anyways. Kind of. Or maybe I understand more than I realize? Eh. Doesn't matter! You don't get ANY of this, and...The Truth hurts, doesn't it? heeheehee!"
"...Hey, stop squirmin'! A'mma pin you down for that!...See? I'm pretty strong! Oh, what's that?...Hey! How'd you know about that-what did you just say, you overgrown lardgorilla!? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?! NO! Shut up, right now, you are making me unhappy, and that is a PROBLEM! No, you don't deserve to be happy! You supported my enslavement to a horrible bear by implication! And what's about all that you did to eat others, tricking 'em like that?! Huh? You don't even NEED to eat! There is LITERALLY no point in that!...I don't need to take the moral high ground to call you out, fishface. But I can't fix your problems in any way but the hard way!"
"Ah, I was wonderin' when you'd notice that! You see, they're gonna eat you, as well as myself of course...They kinda burrowed in while you were focusin' on the Big Picture! Of course, I need all of it for myself, so they're gonna go eat you up individually...Gettin' chewed on...I don't even know how many times, really! It's probably a lot!...That's only step one, 'a'course. I'mma really make you pay! You ARE kinda on the other side, so leavin' you alive is kinda dumb anyways..."
"Lala la lalala, la la, lalalaaa~ Laaa, laaa, lala lala~ Lala la lalala, la la, lalalaaaa~ Laaa, laaa, lala lala~...Alright, they're done! Well, I'm done? I guess it's hard to tell if there's a distinction sometimes...Now...Hrm, I didn't wanna test this on my Thralls or my Dolls...So I'mma test all this stuff I built on you!...How'd I build it? Uh...I thoguht of it, and I took some stuff, and mashed it together the way it needed to go, and I made it...How'd I think of it? Uh, I did. It came to me...It's bein' an Arch-Sue that does that?...Hrm, maybe I oughtta test the NC-143 on you...Wuzzat? Why, it's this thingy right here!...No? Well, too bad~ You're gettin' it, heeheehee!"
"Lalalala laaa~ Lalalala laaa~ Lalalala laaa la, la laalaalaaa~ Lalalala laaa~ Lalalala laaa~ Lalala laaa la la la, lalalalalaaaa~...Jeez, you yell looooud. But it's all awesome! Yeah, go me!...No, Mr. Fishface, they CAN'T hear you, I made surr'a 'dat earlier, now shaddup! I already told you that! Now, we're gonna get onto the, err, climax of this-and don't you even THINK of THAT Climax, you horrible bully! Now, after all'a dat, you're prolly' thinkin' 'bout how I could make this worse! Well...Stretchin' this on's gonna be a pain for me, so Imm'a cut to the chase. Now, when I REALLY wanna be, I can...Ehehehehe, apply myself over someone. Like an amobea. And no matter how dumb, horrible, mean and stupid you are...It doens't mean you don't make for good eatin, Hehehehe~"
"Now, just stand still...Eeeeeeeeeeeey! No, no! Bad! Bad! BAD! Get back here!"
It is at this point that Tahm Kench, now freed from his Petrification (or at least enough to run) manages to burst free from the cave-in with SUPERNATURAL strength and escape Roxxanne, who seems to peel straight off Tahm Kench's body like some kind of putty, reverting to its original shape of Roxxanne, irritated at the outcome of all of that. Tahm Kench appears totally unwounded after that engagement, but utterly terrified and covered in glitter, glitter he's shaking off vehenemently, like it was some kind of horrifying thing that scared even an effective devil-analouge. Roxxanne merely hovered in midair, annoyed, but Tahm Kench did not slow down-he ran straight behind The Narrator/Aalya/Calan/Whoever happens to be close enough and would defend them, 100% horrified at the going-ons that just transpired and still trying to shake off all of that glitter, as he gibbers under his breath about Roxxanne being a monstrosity, Roxxanne being less vulnerable to his tactics than usual, and more. Roxxanne could probably close the gap and easily resume the process, what with her current...Condition but she then notices the near death Lady Sparwick, only alive due to Lich's Pact, and gets sidetracked instantly, with...Poking her nose (analouge). For some reason.
She pokes it a lot to be fair. Not like it'll do anything at all except leave some sparkly glitter all over the nose (analouge), which is hardly poisonous or anything.
It is at this time that, assuming Talm Kench had died, that he stops living, having expended the last of his energy to avert whatever fate Roxxanne had in store for him.
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While Roxxanne obsesses over poking the nose (analouge) of Lady Sparwick, Zetta is rushing towards the void portal in Aetheria. There's an astounding lack of chaos aside from the heavy scent of cherry candy in the air.
A little TOO concerned with getting to Roxxanne's Void Portal (and unaware Roxxanne wasn't there), he issues some quick orders to Cranky Kong: If for some reason the skeletons bodyguarding all the PZs still stand by the end of the turn, use the time to regenerate Crunk more efficiently than attacking; he'll need it, most likely. If there ARE no skeletons left, Cranky will whack whatever hits him with his Cane, as he's got 0 Crunk and he can't do anything with what he'll regenerate, but he'll almost certainly need to be fighting off whatever attacks him at that point.
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Meanwhile, Rosalind (the presumed Vampire in the white) and Rebecca (the presumed Vampire in the Blackguard Plate) had just reached Aetheria. Rebecca's confusion at the state of the city-much younger and newer than she ever recalled it-was palpable. Rosalind, who hadn't seen it, was just kind of concerned. They could smell Cherry candy in the air, but quite frankly weren't very familiar with Aetheria at this stage. They weren't aware of where to even begin looking-though Rebecca did recognize the Arena, barely, and opted to start heading over there.
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Meanwhile, Nihilo was busy attempting to find the Thaumic Beyond so he could strangle Crystal for a series of claims that were half-unreasonable and half totally-valid, with an excessive amount of brutality that was pretty much expected of the character at this point. And as usual for the guy who kicked off the entire aboveground layer without touching it and axing two of the most powerful figures in existence-
SHUT UP YOU gorillaING NARRATOR! I'M TRYING TO KILL THAT FG gorillaHEAD! STOP TIPPING HIM OFF THIS INSTANT!!! I DON'T CARE IF THAT DOESN'T MAKE A LICK OF SENSE, AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU SEE THIS AS A COMPLETE OVERREACTION!!!
...
...I liked Mr. Y better.
NOW WHERE ARE YOU, YOU FILTHY 'FIRST GUARDIAN'gorilla?! I SMEEEEEEEEEEL YOU IN THE ATMOSPHERE!!! YOU REEEEEEEEEK OF SMOKE AND PLASMA, YOU ALL DO, YOU KNOW THAT?! IF YOU DO NOT COME DOWN HERE TO ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE I WILL THROW THE PLANET UP AT YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU LOSE ANYWAYS!!!
...Throw the planet up at him. Yes, this will totally work-
EXACTLY!The gravitational pull of the planet should tug him in while he's trying to escape, especially since it's rapidly approaching him! I HAVE TRAINED WITH SHEOGORATH IN THE ART OF THROWING ENTIRE REALMS AT PEOPLE!! ONE planet is a CAKEWALK FOR ME!! NOW, OUT YE COWARD!! FOR THIS IS THE PART...
...THE PART WHERE...
...UH...
...THE PART WHERE YOU GET DOWN HERE WHILE I THINK ABOUT WHAT PART THIS IS!!!
| - 1/2 Discussion/Orders: MoTD: Sorry about my last action. Given the absolute opness of it, I'll skip my attack this turn,
@GoldenReady Tahm Kench is more of a 'devil at the crossroads' catfish. EDIT: Oh and before I forget, I'll be holding out on those lvl 50s until Tyr or whatever.
Tahm Kench's Thick Skin activates! You probably should take note of his cooldowns. Devour: 3 Abyssal Voyage: 4 (upgraded from 5 when he ate the Handsome Gambler some 40ish pages ago. I don't know the exact value.)
Spire Projection disappears in a puff of nope!
Lady Sparwick uses Omen on Necrodancer (if it can stop his attack), otherwise Cranky Kong.
/null @Talist Welcome back! Now this is what happened, in my point of view.
1. There was an epic group battle against Pionoplayer (he quit DTG entirely a while ago, but Tazz is keeping the identity of Piono) and I dealt the last hit against him, giving me Ircucvci, Navitas Nox, and the Divine Godblade (courtesy of Toast).
2. As Toast said, Tazz is controlling a set of new characters, including Roxxanne, a trickster Arch-Sue vampire, Nihilo, a guy that throws planets at people, and Zetta, the guy that told Chaos that Golden Freddy was pyrophobic.
3. The same Chaos fight mentioned in the previous entry gave Roxxanne the Damaged Infernal Torment, a level 20 alchemy.
4. I am playing as two characters, Mardek, my main character, and Joel, the Vinesauce guy.
5. Crystalcat is game master.
6. If you did the Pseudo-Inversion Ritual in Minecraft, you can try to guess the ingredients' connection with the items in the four chests used.
7. Terraria is Undertale.
8. Praise be to Gaster.
/null
Welcome back @Talist .
Hope, that you get back. There are one auction active by GoldenReady, one won by Cyan, 2nd won by Generic (used to be 3), and one by Redstonetam, won by me.
This is a list of auctions active and past in my view.
+3 Tazz(Put it towards Talist's bid)
Total Recall Act 1: 4/40
Ascension Stage 1: 4/30
Ends of the Earth && Zodiac's Azimuth && Thorny Bow = Gaia's Arrows 13/26
Broken Caledscratch && 11 = The Broken Record 17/21 +1 from Tazz, +4 from Fsef
Hypercube && Space Titan Essence && Cosmic Background Radiation = Tesseract 9/16
Scepter && Mind Titan Essence && Cosmic Background Radiation = Loki's Scepter 2/16
Alright, so. There are certain powerful weapons from the past that I'm interested in obtaining. I think I'll start slow. I'm not revealing anything prematurely, mostly because I'm just totally winging it, haha.
The Broken Record(Broken Caledscratch AND 11) AND Metatron's Melody(Obtained) OR Compass(Obtained) AND Broken Uranium's Umbrage(Obtained) = Broken Anachronism (Level 40)
INVENTORY (And details on... a ladder.)
Ion Cannon [IIII]
Fenrir [IIIII]
>temporaryTechnology's allergies were too much to handle...
But they refused.
> temporaryTechnologygot cribbed like a pimp...
But they refused.
> temporaryTechnologyhas been Death Starred...
But they refused. Remind me again why we set Mardek on fire? Too risky to let him live. He'd respawn anyways, or at the very least refuse to acknowledge/be indifferent to the being set on fire, so in the long run there wasn't any actual danger to him. Should we be worried about those joking death messages? Nah, I just changed settings so that death messages pop up every time we get hurt. I figured it'd be good for a few laughs. So we should be worried, since we're getting hurt? Nah. She's using Trickster powers, which we kind of already have? Even if we don't due to the fact that we lost everything(stupid canonicity flux) we at least had the Spiral Sun Sucker, so we could presumably have gone Trickster. Plus it's all kind of wibbly wobbly around here, and if Tazz still has all his stuff I can at least still be a Trickster. Can Tricksters even hurt each other? Eh, whatever.
I suddenly stop flying through the air, skidding to a stop despite the lack of ground, and pull out the Spiral Sun Sucker, using it to teleport back down to the Crypt. I then stab a skeleton in the back with Ircucvci, shoot its head off with Superosque, and grumble about Sues and excessive body modifications.
I stare at the Manbat, wearily muttering under my breath. Of course, once more existence grows tedious. Alas.
Instead of bothering with anything of actual importance, I just snap my fingers, observing as thirteen Eyeball Necromancers rise from the earth, all staring at the Manbat. They speak in hushed tones with each other, comparing findings, which report thusly:
'Manbat' is a compound of the words 'man', and 'bat'.
Nycteris is a genus of bat.
Nycteris includes the word 'eris'.
Eris is a dwarf planet, and also the name of the Greek goddess of discord.
Dysnomia is the only moon of Eris.
Dysnomia has eight letters, and discord seven.
Eight minus seven is one.
One. Malin 1 is a giant low-surface brightness spiral galaxy, and is the largest spiral galaxy discovered as of this point in time.
Malin 1 is within the constellation Coma Berenices.
Coma Berenices was named after Queen Berenice II of Egypt.
Egypt is notorious for its pyramids.
Pyramids are five-faced three-dimensional figures with four triangles and one square.
Four times three, the number of triangles times the number of sides in triangle, is twelve.
Twelve times four, the number of sides in a square, the remaining part of the pyramid, is forty-eight.
Forty-eight is the atomic number of cadmium.
Dimethylcadmium is toxic to the kidney, the liver, the respiratory system, and the central nervous system.
The brain is a major portion of the central nervous system.
The occipital lobe is a part of the brain.
Traumatic damage to the occipital lobe can cause temporary, or permanent, blindness.
Terezi Pyrope is famously blind.
A pyrope is a deep red variety of a garnet.
Garnet has six letters, as does pyrope. Six plus six is twelve.
There are twelve trolls in Homestuck. Seven survived, though one is half-dead.
Seven is reportedly a magic number.
You know what else is a magic number? Twenty-one.
Twenty-one is one of the lucky numbers of the constellation Sagittarius.
Sagittarius in Greek is Τοξότης Toxotes.
Τοξότης Toxotes is fourteen symbols.
Twenty-one plus fourteen is thirty-five.
There are thirty-five free hexominoes.
Hexomino contains the stem 'hex', which means six.
Carbon has an atomic number of six.
Carbon-14 is used in carbon dating.
Carbon dating relies on radioactive decay.
Decay is five letters.
Carbon dating is utilized on the biosphere.
Biosphere is made up of two roots (bio and sphere).
Five minus two is three.
Three.
Illuminati confirmed.
Immediately, hundreds of maddened conspiracy theorists rise from the depths of reality, and skewer the Manbat, before cooking it alive, and consuming it. Wonderful. The Eyeball Necromancers curse the Manbat with the dreaded Oculus Mortuus curse, which deprives it of its ability to see, and the curse of Sensus Mors, which deprives it of its ability to sense anything at all. The Manbat crashes into a brick wall, and dies of horrible resultant trauma.
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Trident && (Vial of Abyssal Ink && Demonic Blood Shard) = Haemal Analogue (Level 10: 11/11!)
D20 && Alchemic Lexicon && Primordial Pearl = Philosopher's Kismet (Level 10: 11/11!)
Crystal Splinter && Warded Potentia Jar && Wormwood Heart = The Polaroid (Level 7: 8/8!) (+3 from Crystal)
Grandfather Clock && Manyullyn Compass && Unstable Node in a Jar = Tock (Level 7: 5/8) (+3 from Crystal)
HAEMAL ANALOGUE: A scarlet trident, prongs dripping with the ink-infused blood of demons. Upon contact with another entity, the trident will permit for the manipulation of their various life-fluids, even if they do not exist. Transmutation, generation (solving the earlier problem), dissolution, congelation, you name it.
PHILOSOPHER'S KISMET: A solid cyprus D20, each face inscribed with a burning amber alchemical symbol of some sort. Upon rolling, the resultant face of the die will unleash some attack or other related to the element or process the symbol shown depicts, for good or ill.
THE POLAROID: A splinter of light orchid crystal. Photons seem to bend around it. It has command over the polarization and magnetic command of objects, molecules, and such. Flashes in accordance with the heartbeat of the wielder.
Hate to tell you, Tazz, but Grimdark infection at all is generally not a thing. These orbs Cobalt sent out are both an aberration and defiance of the rules, thusly. That thing is for Tricksters, and Tricksters alone.
+2 to Tazz; +1 to Cobalt.
Sodden Hollow 23/50 (+3 from Crystal and +1 from Tazz)
Periculum 23/50 (+3 from Crystal and +1 from Tazz and Cobalt)
I am sending out the TPP Streamer 50/200 +2 from Crystal, Toasty +1 from Redstone (This may be extremely powerful if i summoned this)
Making Painis Cupcake 31/85 +2 from Crystal
Establishing Project Storm II 8/300 (On Delay)
More MLG Powers && Weed && Cranky's Blessing && Sharpening Stone && Forbidden Majjyks II Freddy gorilla's Blade = Sword of Git Gud 13/26 +2 from Crystal (Max Level Weapon, One of the parts of the Forbidden Blade (One of the Ultimate Weapons in DTG Terraria Also the Forbidden Blade will be Level 100! That would take me 50ish days (No Delays) to make that wonderful weapon))
Attack/Action: I smile at the Skeletons while the skeletons are not impressed, my head turns sideways to make some Skellies stops moving. I make them float up into the air then I let the bones turning moldy and brown, crumbling in the floor and i make a hill of crumbled bones and i put the sign saying Git Gud. I also chop up some crumbled bones with my Freddy gorilla blade (Stupid Gud Meiser/Cranky Kong)
I hop back into the Mindscape of X with my same Pesterchum character.
Continuing from the Mindscape Story. X: YES, HOWEVER GodlikeTerminus: Give me a Summon list please? X: ALRIGHT, HERE IS A BIG SUMMON LIST, HOWEVER IT IS HUGE.
Calzerb X can take 150 Posts to summon. [AG] Grim Archer X can take 175 posts to summon. [AG] Some player that survives until he dies and swears at him this will take 200 posts for this [AG-P] Threebibli (1 is Mibibli, [AG] Humanibli, [N] and Crocodibli [H]) can take 250 post to summon these
ONE WINGED ENRAGED CHILD FINAL X can take 325 posts to summon [AG Boss] Freddy boy and his MLG Friends can take 400 posts to summon [AG Boss?] CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE? (Prototype summon) can take 500 posts to summon [H Boss] (Formerly [AG Boss]) Satanmodder Returns (for the last time) Takes 666 posts to summon him [AG]/[F-GM] (False Godmodder but he is extremely powerful as a [AG]) Soul of the Colegmerate Takes 775 posts to summon. [AG Boss] Servant of Redigit Will take 1000 posts to make it. (Thats a lot of Charge Points without Bidding, Good luck making that!) Charge of ULTIMATE Potential Takes about 2500 posts to make this. (The Ultimate charge of the game, just no kidding for this...) X: WELL, THATS ABOUT THAT, NOW GO OUTSIDE AND FIGHT SOME STUPID[PG]NOOBS.
Ended operation of X
Nah i dont want to do Weapon Bid for now...
+3 to GoldenReadyNO. +1 to Talist, +1 to Redstone, +1 to TFT/Toasty
Support me if you want.
Alchemies:
Inventory:
Freddy gorilla's Blade [Level 4]
Super Deal With It Glasses [Level 7]
Undercharged Runepaw's Gauntlet [Level 10] Current Runes: 4/5 Ice, Heal, Damage, Fire
Fire: Deals medium damage (Very High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally (Much much more if fully charged and upgraded) when used.
Damage: Deals high damage (Heavy when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals low damage (High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of freezing.
There will be more Runes when if i upgrade this gauntlet.
I continue to observe the Manbat, growing steadily more and more apathetic. Soundlessly, I pull out a full mirror, ovoid in shape. The thing's musty surface catches the light rather ineffectually.
Flipping the mirror over, I sight a tilde carved into the wood of the backboard. Hah. Excellent. I spin the mirror around, pointing the reflective face directly at the Manbat, permitting it to sight its own visage, and likely recoil in horror, or something of the sort. For all I know, it cannot see, and has retained the effects of the two curses I placed last post. Regardless, I glance at the Manbat myself, before doing the unthinkable. The tilde glows with a red light. Moments later, the mirror explodes, shards of glass and wooden splinters flying about, striking everything indiscriminately. I hold up a shield of psionic energies, protecting myself. This avatar needs to be in near-perfect condition, after all. It shall be an excellent host, with only the finest of service to its guests. Hah.
I hold up a hand, kokodo energies wafting off of it incessantly. Every fragment of the mirror, down to stray particles, gathers before the thick psionic shield before me, shards of reflective material once more showing the Manbat its reflection. However, the Manbat on the mirror seems quite off. The color scheme appears inverted. Where there was yellow, there is blue; where there was green, there is magenta; red, cyan. This Manbat on the opposite side of the mirror ominously stares at the Manbat on our end, unblinkingly. The mirror flies apart once more, the image, dispelled. Within instants, everything slides into position once more, revealing the shadowed form of the Not-Manbat leering at reality. The markings upon the backs of the portions of the mirror that once held the tilde glow cyan. Suddenly, a large shadow moves from the mirror face to the Manbat. Claws and horrid teeth sink into the Manbat, the thing viciously mauling the opposition. Within the safety of my psionic shield, I observe the creature. It cannot be.
It is a ʇɐquɐW.
The ʇɐquɐW, the near-opposite of the Manbat, viciously tears at the Manbat, lifeblood spraying forth, as ostensibly worthless as one might expect. I ready Haemal Analogue, dispelling my shield with a thought. I lift the light trident in both hands, looking for an angle. Without a moment to spare, three prongs enter the body of the Manbat, the tips of all three poking out of the creature's opposite end. Abyssal fluids seep out of the exit wound, intermixed demonic blood and ink. The Manbat is altered across all of existence. The contents of its body shift irreparably within its every instance, hypothetical or otherwise, in that point of time.
The thing's lifeblood is now mere oil, of course.
The ʇɐquɐW screeches, claws tipped with what is now liquid oil. With some difficulty, I remove Haemal Analogue from the body of the Manbat. A sickening squelch is emitted from the body as the prongs sink back inward, before being removed from the entry wound. Oil begins to pour out of the three gaping holes in the body of the Manbat. I snap my fingers, and the wounds are lit aflame. The Manbat's lifeblood, currently in the form of a mixture of flammable hydrocarbons, does nothing to improve the situation for the Manbat.
The ʇɐquɐW leaps off of the Manbat, hisses emanating throughout the Crypt. With a flapping noise, the creature sails through the shattered mirror, disappearing. The shards begin to fall to the floor, before I vaporize them psionically. I would rather not leave such a thing around. Hah. I place Haemal Analogue into my inventory once more, and exit the scene, every milliliter of what was formerly the Manbat's blood raging in a destructive inferno.
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Grandfather Clock && Manyullyn Compass && Unstable Node in a Jar = Tock (Level 7: 6/8)
-- Artificial Guardian
When the Artificial Guardian dies, it becomes a 6 unaidable charge alchemy to be made into an entity again. Minimum of 2 turns out of the battlefield before reentry. Immune to mind control, cannot be controlled by anyone but me, and permanently N. "I created him for a purpose; He will fight for me alone."
Keeping these around in case of resurrection... Heheh...
-- Aetherderon, God of the Worlds Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one. Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity. Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it. Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail. Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 4 rounds at half his max health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it up close, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.
-- Szalinthia, Bringer of Light Break Rank -- Deals small amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All entities damaged this way have less attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4 Rising Sun -- Deals large amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All AG entities have more attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4 Bring to Light -- Creates 5 Demonic Legionnaires. (All begin protecting Szalinthia) Cooldown: 3 Fight for a Cause (Passive) -- Whenever an entity on the AG side dies, Szalinthia and all Demonic Legionnaires gain more attack power.
-- Demonic Legionnaires
At the beginning of every turn, create 3 more Demonic Legionnaires if there are at least 5 remaining.
Do less damage then average
-- Titanic Crusher
Titanic Crusher restores 5000 health at the start of every round unless at full health.
-- Incubation Beast
At the beginning of the EOTB, create a Sludge Crawler for every PG entity type on the field. (AKA group entities still only count as 1 type)
Lvl. 25 - Everfree; Staff that spatially manipulates anything I really want. Prevents time from being altered around it.
Lvl. 25 - Blackguard; Elemental attacks do no damage - Is also a quantum shield.
Lvl. 10 - Edge of the Shifting World; Doesn't function like a normal sword, cuts space-time instead of flesh.
Lvl. 05 - Dungeon Rock; Totally epic heavy metal guitar that really does nothing but be awesome!
Lvl. 17 - The Fallen; Plasma pistol given to all AGs and Ns, curtesy of me.
Lvl. 25 - Unlimatum; Ultimatum's big brother.
Lvl. 05 - Whispering Shroud; Totally awesome coat that mimics the ocean! Hard rain and everything!
Lvl. 25 - Eternity's Tremor; Godly spatial hammer of epic epicness.
Lvl. 10 - Genesis; Everfree's younger brother. Much younger. Like, 70+ pages younger.
Lvl. 10 - Terra Firma; Piono's earth hammer.
Lvl. 10 - Warden; a worse Blackguard.
Lvl. 06 - Bag of Holding; Self explanatory.
Lvl. 10 - Darkstone Scryer; Does something...
Lvl. 15 - Aftershock; A pair of swanky earthen knucklebusters from Toast! Dare ye challenge me to fisticuffs?
Lvl. 14 - Bag of Possibilities; A bag that I can pull something out of! What that something will be every time I reach in, I will never know.
Lvl. 25 - Dust; "A simple-looking, understated, aged weapon, with a chipped blade that seems to constantly shed fine particles of itself."
Lvl. 05 - Dunestrider's Sunback; "A coat that holds the power of decay and water. Constantly sheds a fine dust, and keeps the wearer hydrated at all times."
Lvl. 25 - Unending Swarm; ???
Lvl. 25 - Core Eva; A disk symbolizing the thin line between creation and destruction.
Lvl. 25 - Core Titan; A fine blade, representing the rise of great empires and legions, and the collapse of the world.
Other stuff I can't remember because it was 100+ pages ago.
Lvl. 1 Soul of Intellect
Lvl. 1 Soul of Flight
Lvl. 1 Soul of Clarity
Lvl. 1 Soul of Light
Lvl. 3 Lucid Soul of the Creator Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Storm
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of Instability
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Angel
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Lich Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of Swordsmanship
Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of the Dying Sun
Huh? Where'd my action go? It must not have been saved. Oh well. I'll just make a new post. Anyway, responses to some things.
@FlamingToast: Um... Don't know what/who Aetheria, Tahm Kench, Calan, and Aayla are.
@Tazz: Oh great. I loved the Trickster V Grimdark last time it happened.
@Cyano: What do you mean Terraria is Undertale? Uh... is that referring to how Undertale is really popular? Or... uh... Please don't mean that this game is now literally set in Undertale... land... place. That would give me horrible PTSD flashbacks to Scratch's manor. I also have no clue what the Pseudo-Inversion Ritual is. But based on how you said that, this game isn't set in Undertale. I can only hope.
First companion: 20/60
Second companion: 20/70
+1 to FlamingToast, +1 to Pricey, +1 to Tazz. Got +3 total.
Gotta get some alchemies on the go. More slots, more options to reference obscure games I like. Probably going to need some armor.
Life Crystal (no, not from Terraria) && Life Cell && Energy Crystal && Energy Cell && Soul Link = Soul of Vitality 7/7 Done. This doesn't really need a description.
(Essence of Nibel && Burning Dream Gem) || Emerald Drake Scale = The Mistlands' Scale 8/10 +1'd
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento Lvl ? 2/? +1'd
A necklace that doesn't seem to have any particularly magical properties. However, it makes the wearer feel determined and provides resistance to mental attacks.
(Blue Book Cover || Dictionary) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) && White Dove's Feather = Adventure Book Lvl ? 2/? +1'd
A blue dictionary with circular runes on the front. Holding it makes you very clever and convincing with your words. Can be used to hit people over the head as well.
I actually mostly dislike the normal attacking.
Action: I pick out something to attack. Let's try the Necrodancer. I play out a counter tune to cancel out whatever music is currently playing. Sound is just airwaves, so a counter tune is specifically engineered to cancel out another tune. Maybe that will do something.
I'll have some RP with Inari, who is a mostly non-sociopathic female, once I figure out two things.
A) What the Nether is happening
B)What the Nether I'm going to do.
(( @Talist : Terraria=Undertale (among other things) is not true, thank goodness. Cyan was referring to a joke theory about the number of soultypes in Terraira compared to the colors of the human souls in Undertale. I doubt we're going to make another Homestuck-Invasion like event ever again-and the Crypt Event is definitely nowhere near the force of an HS invasion and is just about wrapping up right now.))
((As for those characters Toast referenced you're unfamiliar with: Aetheria is the only one you REALLY need to know about, as it's a Voidcity that was initially a town or somesuch, expanded due to copious application of charges to grow into a technological city-state all its own and dominate the battlefield...However, the Godmodder knocked out the thrusters that allowed it flight it got installed, causing it to drop. And drop it did-it was ridiculously destructive. Toast saved it due to making the endpoint go into the void, which didn't stop its fall from field-wiping a lot of stuff but preserved the city. It now hosts the Arena side-thread where players opt to beat up each other instead of entities.))
((As for the rest: Tahm Kench is from League of Legends, some kind of catfish devil, and in this case it's an entity summon who basically refuses to die that I may have just killed as well; and Aalya and Calan are both Toast's RP characters. That covers most of the uncertain points, and no, I don't know what's going on with his RP other than the former is pending respawn and the latter is MIA.))
((If you want a clue what's going on...Basically, dual boss: Necrodancer attacks and summons nasties (and has double-action), while the Godmodder is wielding the Golden Lute and giving painful super-attacks to all the naughty Anti-Godmodders-and just recently field-wiped. The Anti-Godmodders are dangerously low to having literally no entities whatsoever for that field wipe the Golden Lute provided. Cranky Kong is MY summon, and he's the one behind the global 25% dodge chance on top of an insane amount of special moves related to his Crunk. I'm not sure what the AGs have right now other than Lady Sparwick, who is actually due to die shortly.))
((Oh, one more thing while I'm at it: The Elemental Infuser. Long story short, Piono expended a ton of charges into making it so that anyone could just use (Physical item) ++ (Element, which could literally range from "Fire" to "Potential" to "Creation" to "The Dice Hate Me" to give a rough understanding) and instantly get a Level 10 alchemy based on those choices. It was initially unlimited beyond it could only be used once per turn-and that was even if you had all of your alchemy slots full. The Godmodder later damaged it because it got pretty broken after a while. However, it's still usable; everyone gets five 'free' uses of it, and after that you can still use it, but it's no longer instant and takes up a charge slot. I'd take advantage of the fact you have five free uses to get some alchemies quick, assuming you want to anyways.))
Yeah, no update today. Some wonderful electrical problems happened in my house which meant I had no access to an updoppable computer, and sorting the problems out took valuable time. +1 to everything, hopefully I can update tomorrow.
I am sending out the TPP Streamer 53/200 +1 from Crystal, Talist (This may be extremely powerful if i summoned this)
Making Painis Cupcake 33/85 +1 from Crystal
Establishing Project Storm II 8/300 (On Delay)
More MLG Powers && Weed && Cranky's Blessing && Sharpening Stone && Forbidden Majjyks II Freddy gorilla's Blade = Sword of Git Gud 15/26 +1 from Crystal (Max Level Weapon, One of the parts of the Forbidden Blade (One of the Ultimate Weapons in DTG Terraria Also the Forbidden Blade will be Level 100! That would take me 50ish days (No Delays) to make that wonderful weapon))
Attack/Action: I make a rune with my Undercharged Runepaw's Gauntlet, and i shatter a Skeleton with my Crunky filled Dance moves.
I hop back into the Mindscape of X with my same Pesterchum character.
Nah i dont want to do Weapon Bid for now...
+1 to Talist, +1 to Redstone, +1 to TFT/Toasty
Support me if you want.
Alchemies:
Inventory:
Freddy gorilla's Blade [Level 4]
Super Deal With It Glasses [Level 7]
Undercharged Runepaw's Gauntlet [Level 10] Current Runes: 4/5 Ice, Heal, Damage, Fire
List of Runes that can be made with the Undercharged Runepaw's Gauntlet
Fire: Deals medium damage (Very High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally (Much much more if fully charged and upgraded) when used.
Damage: Deals high damage (Heavy when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals low damage (High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of freezing.
There will be more Runes when if i upgrade this gauntlet.
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