existence_success
Skeletron Prime
I really don't feel like doing the EOTB today, but I WILL do it tomorrow, no exceptions. Also, everyone gets 3 +1s to compensate
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pionoplayer
Terrarian
Oh yeah, and +3 to cryptic cataclysm from my last post.
+1 to cryptic, golden and darkside
166/250 for the charge of potential
14/125 for The Creator
Sickle AND void titan essence = Abiit 9/11
Ring AND chaos titan essence = Exedo 7/11
Scepter AND order titan essence = Lex Ordinis 1/11
Piono cackles again, brings Rapture around to bear, and slices another thruster off of the falling Aetheria, once again dumping it on the head of an unfortunate repairman/woman/person/thing.
Bidding (Abiit)
GoldenReady: 32 (+6) (on hold)
CrypticCataclysm: 30 (+3) (on hold)
The Flaming Toast: 15
DarkSide: 13 (+3)
W32Coravint: 12
eboLag.exe: 12
AerialAce: 9
TalistL: 6
Redstonetam: 5
Pricy12345: 4
gladiusAssailant: 3
FeatheredDragon: 2
Sirplop: 2
Raichu Sonic: 1
HeadlessHero: 1
Huh, look at that.
ATTENTION EVERYONE: both cryptic and goldenready are out of the bidding for Abiit, one of the more powerful among the elemental alchemies, since the next person down happens to be flaming toast, now would be a good time to apply +1s to try and claim it for your own.
+1 to cryptic, golden and darkside
166/250 for the charge of potential
14/125 for The Creator
Sickle AND void titan essence = Abiit 9/11
Ring AND chaos titan essence = Exedo 7/11
Scepter AND order titan essence = Lex Ordinis 1/11
Piono cackles again, brings Rapture around to bear, and slices another thruster off of the falling Aetheria, once again dumping it on the head of an unfortunate repairman/woman/person/thing.
Bidding (Abiit)
GoldenReady: 32 (+6) (on hold)
CrypticCataclysm: 30 (+3) (on hold)
The Flaming Toast: 15
DarkSide: 13 (+3)
W32Coravint: 12
eboLag.exe: 12
AerialAce: 9
TalistL: 6
Redstonetam: 5
Pricy12345: 4
gladiusAssailant: 3
FeatheredDragon: 2
Sirplop: 2
Raichu Sonic: 1
HeadlessHero: 1
Huh, look at that.
ATTENTION EVERYONE: both cryptic and goldenready are out of the bidding for Abiit, one of the more powerful among the elemental alchemies, since the next person down happens to be flaming toast, now would be a good time to apply +1s to try and claim it for your own.
CrypticCataclysm
Eye of Cthulhu
/Null
Wait @pionoplayer , should golden ready not be in the bidding, would the winner still lose his amount of +1's? Cause I wouldn't mind abiit but If i still had to g down by freddie's +1's I'm not sure.
Wait @pionoplayer , should golden ready not be in the bidding, would the winner still lose his amount of +1's? Cause I wouldn't mind abiit but If i still had to g down by freddie's +1's I'm not sure.
pionoplayer
Terrarian
Whoever wins always goes down by the amount of the NEXT lowest person, so if someone drops out of the bidding while they aren't in the lead, it has no effect on the eventual outcome.
Go ahead and let somebody else claim Abiit, Exedo is pretty sweet too.
Go ahead and let somebody else claim Abiit, Exedo is pretty sweet too.
CrypticCataclysm
Eye of Cthulhu
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But i'm pretty sure that with some skill or bribery I could net both, plus if Aetheria falls then I'd like to adopt a "Ruined Traveler" kind of Aesthetic, and a Void sickle would be sweet, so put me in the bidding!
But i'm pretty sure that with some skill or bribery I could net both, plus if Aetheria falls then I'd like to adopt a "Ruined Traveler" kind of Aesthetic, and a Void sickle would be sweet, so put me in the bidding!
pionoplayer
Terrarian
Welp, never mind then guys, but bidding would still be a good idea, because goldenready is waiting for a particular alchemy, so one of you guys oughtta be able to net yourselves Exedo, which is also reasonably powerful, although its abilities haven't fleshed out as well yet.
CrypticCataclysm
Eye of Cthulhu
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Dude, I think I can net Exedo, especially since many people aren't big on helping you right now, and I'd be willing to make deals with people to make sure I can get both. And as long as i don't overbid ready ill only lose as many +1's as the person after me.
Dude, I think I can net Exedo, especially since many people aren't big on helping you right now, and I'd be willing to make deals with people to make sure I can get both. And as long as i don't overbid ready ill only lose as many +1's as the person after me.
Thanks. Now Akron should prepare to get rekt.
The Alchemiter emits a rainbow laser into the sky. Something descends from it.
"It is done."
The Elemental Excalibur pulses with pure elemental power. It is already here.
Its hilt starts glowing. It seems that it has something to do with the Death Stick replacing it if I win.
The sword starts rising again, only to be grabbed by the Monstercat.
The sword starts growing in size as the ingredients of the Elemental Excalibur start materializing alongside it. Monstercat runs it into Akron as the materialized swords follow.
An explosion the size of Aetheria knocks said city up.
~~Charges~~
The Collector, Deathless Blademaster [AG BOSS]: 10/75
Omegapause [ASCENDED ALCHEMY]: 11/101
~~Alchemies~~
Elemental Excalibur: 26/26 (+1 Compens8ion) (Finished!)
Nebula Blaze && Australium Gunslinger = Australium Blaze (5/6) (+2 Compensation)
Warhammer of Zillyhoo && Battlespork of Zillywut && Flintlocks of Zillyhau && Cutlass of Zillywair && Blunderbuss of Zillywigh && Unbreakable Katana && Thistles of Zillywich = ? (1/?)
The Alchemiter emits a rainbow laser into the sky. Something descends from it.
"It is done."
The Elemental Excalibur pulses with pure elemental power. It is already here.
Its hilt starts glowing. It seems that it has something to do with the Death Stick replacing it if I win.
The sword starts rising again, only to be grabbed by the Monstercat.
The sword starts growing in size as the ingredients of the Elemental Excalibur start materializing alongside it. Monstercat runs it into Akron as the materialized swords follow.
An explosion the size of Aetheria knocks said city up.
~~Charges~~
The Collector, Deathless Blademaster [AG BOSS]: 10/75
Omegapause [ASCENDED ALCHEMY]: 11/101
~~Alchemies~~
Elemental Excalibur: 26/26 (+1 Compens8ion) (Finished!)
Nebula Blaze && Australium Gunslinger = Australium Blaze (5/6) (+2 Compensation)
Warhammer of Zillyhoo && Battlespork of Zillywut && Flintlocks of Zillyhau && Cutlass of Zillywair && Blunderbuss of Zillywigh && Unbreakable Katana && Thistles of Zillywich = ? (1/?)
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Redstonetam15
Eater of Worlds
The King Of All Dakka (Level 15: 16/16) Finished!
Death Stick (Level 25: 8/26) (+1 from Cryptic)
The Super Fabricator (Level 10: 5/11)
Now, time for the Ultimate Alchemy! Ultimatum + Blazington 420 + Oh Crap + The King of All Dakka = Ultimata Dertoxus 1/???
Rage Face 5/5 (+2 from Cryptic, +1 from compensation) Summoned! Rage Face (5500/5500 HP) Rages at the fact that there is a sniper on the field and lets off his rage on the Magic Sniper!
I am God, I am King, 43/101 (+2 from Jon)
I test out King of All Dakka on Akron, for some sweet, sweet revenge for what happened a long time ago. (A.K.A that time he totally beat me up in a Strife Match.)
Death Stick Bid:
Cryptic Cyan: 3
Death Stick (Level 25: 8/26) (+1 from Cryptic)
The Super Fabricator (Level 10: 5/11)
Now, time for the Ultimate Alchemy! Ultimatum + Blazington 420 + Oh Crap + The King of All Dakka = Ultimata Dertoxus 1/???
Rage Face 5/5 (+2 from Cryptic, +1 from compensation) Summoned! Rage Face (5500/5500 HP) Rages at the fact that there is a sniper on the field and lets off his rage on the Magic Sniper!
I am God, I am King, 43/101 (+2 from Jon)
I test out King of All Dakka on Akron, for some sweet, sweet revenge for what happened a long time ago. (A.K.A that time he totally beat me up in a Strife Match.)
Death Stick Bid:
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Sirplop
Spazmatism
>2/2
-=Charges
RUN, FORREST, RUN! (1/10) @CrypticCataclysm, I recommend you assist me with this in a worst-case scenario.
300 (19/300) +3 from compensation (I figured out what this will be. Tremble.)
-=Actions
I slap Piono because he's trying to crash my city!
-=Alchemies
Warden && Quantum Shield Generator && Bits of the Praetorian's armor == Blackguard (16/26 - Lvl. 25)
Ultimatum && Pseudo-Space Mechanisms && Excessive amounts of Bullets == Unlimatum (16/26 - Lvl. 25)
Community Charge! These charges can only be completed via donations.
Entity: ???: 8/150 -- And entity more powerful than the God of the Worlds.
+2 to Cryptic and +1 to Gladius
@CrypticCataclysm, you can do anything you want with Aetheria, as long as it remains safe(ish).
-=Charges
RUN, FORREST, RUN! (1/10) @CrypticCataclysm, I recommend you assist me with this in a worst-case scenario.
300 (19/300) +3 from compensation (I figured out what this will be. Tremble.)
-=Actions
I slap Piono because he's trying to crash my city!
--Aetherderon, God of the Worlds
Aetherderon will preferably attack PG when able.
Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one.
Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity.
Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it.
Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail.
Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 4 rounds at half his max health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it up close, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.
--Dragonrider
Dragon Call: Summons a 15,000 HP Bone Dragon with Fire Breath: III for the Dragonrider to ride. Can only be used when his current Bone Dragon is dead.
Aetherderon will preferably attack PG when able.
Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one.
Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity.
Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it.
Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail.
Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 4 rounds at half his max health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it up close, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.
--Dragonrider
Dragon Call: Summons a 15,000 HP Bone Dragon with Fire Breath: III for the Dragonrider to ride. Can only be used when his current Bone Dragon is dead.
Warden && Quantum Shield Generator && Bits of the Praetorian's armor == Blackguard (16/26 - Lvl. 25)
Ultimatum && Pseudo-Space Mechanisms && Excessive amounts of Bullets == Unlimatum (16/26 - Lvl. 25)
Community Charge! These charges can only be completed via donations.
Entity: ???: 8/150 -- And entity more powerful than the God of the Worlds.
+2 to Cryptic and +1 to Gladius
@CrypticCataclysm, you can do anything you want with Aetheria, as long as it remains safe(ish).
The Flaming Toast
Terrarian
+3 to Sirplop for having the guts to have a 150-community charge. Good on you.
Alchemy!
Ancient Amulet (Lv. 15) + Artificial Gravity Inducer + Duct Tape + White Hole + Chemical Reaction + Supercomputer = Physics Inducer (Lvl. 18) 3/21
Sunstone && Excalibur && Angel Halo = Divine Godblade - Level 20 12/21 (6+ from Jon)
A golden and pearlecent tip gradually rises from a golden light. You must shield your eyes to protect yourself from the blaze. It inspires hope and courage in you, and proximity to it seems to melt your fears away.
Demonic Staff || Frozen Heart + Iceborn Gauntlet + Souls of Night + Soul of Fright + Soul of Might = Hand of the Archlich - Level 25 14/26
This staff is forged in the icy depths of Frostmount. Being near it turns your blood to ice (metaphorically. Literally if close enough). It's proficiency with ice-based magic is only matched by it's menacing history. Many mortals have been corrupted or controlled when wielding this weapon without killing it's owner (flavour). The staff has the ability to steal the souls of the fallen, gaining abilities as enemies die around it, certain ones only after completing a ritual. It calls you to it, like a wolf to it's prey, but the chilling sensation you feel as you approach pulls you back.
Summons!
The Lich - 9/150 [AG BOSS]
Rest. In. Pieces.
Spoil of War: Helm of Dom... Er... Conquering: Make an entity immune to death(1 health min.), healing or barrier effects for 2 turns and add Corrupted Madness to it. Cannot be used on bosses or entities with more than 350 000 current health. Cooldown: 3
Corrupted Madness - Destroy this entity after 2 turns. It does 55% reduced damage during this time.
Spirit Arcanery - 14/35 (channelling support into this after Hand of The Archlich)
More powerful spirits can be used in alchemy and alchemies will provide far greater results when spirits are used with them. Spirits will regularly be released into the battlefield of gradually increasing value. I may end up using some more creative way of earning the spirits/mats. $$ is the conjunction used in the alchemy formula.
Actions!
I go up to Akron and stare at him dangerously. Due to his low self confidence he is instantly damaged. If he has no eyes I'll give him some new eyes.
Thats dangerous.
"I'm Dangerous"
No, you're Aayla.
"And you're an idiot. Hey, why did I not get any Corruption counters this turn?"
One corruption counter added to Aayla.
Just kidding. You didn't use the Sword of the Underworld, so you don't get the bonus counters.
"I would hardly call becoming a demon lordess a bonus."
https://hashtaghollywoodgetaways.net
Sorry, accidentally pressed CTRL + V.
Current counters: 2
EDIT: Fine, I'll change it to just staring at him. Popper Party Piono.
I really don't like not being able to have much of an effect on anything generally.
Alchemy!
Ancient Amulet (Lv. 15) + Artificial Gravity Inducer + Duct Tape + White Hole + Chemical Reaction + Supercomputer = Physics Inducer (Lvl. 18) 3/21
Sunstone && Excalibur && Angel Halo = Divine Godblade - Level 20 12/21 (6+ from Jon)
A golden and pearlecent tip gradually rises from a golden light. You must shield your eyes to protect yourself from the blaze. It inspires hope and courage in you, and proximity to it seems to melt your fears away.
Demonic Staff || Frozen Heart + Iceborn Gauntlet + Souls of Night + Soul of Fright + Soul of Might = Hand of the Archlich - Level 25 14/26
This staff is forged in the icy depths of Frostmount. Being near it turns your blood to ice (metaphorically. Literally if close enough). It's proficiency with ice-based magic is only matched by it's menacing history. Many mortals have been corrupted or controlled when wielding this weapon without killing it's owner (flavour). The staff has the ability to steal the souls of the fallen, gaining abilities as enemies die around it, certain ones only after completing a ritual. It calls you to it, like a wolf to it's prey, but the chilling sensation you feel as you approach pulls you back.
Summons!
The Lich - 9/150 [AG BOSS]
Rest. In. Pieces.
Spoil of War: Helm of Dom... Er... Conquering: Make an entity immune to death(1 health min.), healing or barrier effects for 2 turns and add Corrupted Madness to it. Cannot be used on bosses or entities with more than 350 000 current health. Cooldown: 3
Corrupted Madness - Destroy this entity after 2 turns. It does 55% reduced damage during this time.
Spirit Arcanery - 14/35 (channelling support into this after Hand of The Archlich)
More powerful spirits can be used in alchemy and alchemies will provide far greater results when spirits are used with them. Spirits will regularly be released into the battlefield of gradually increasing value. I may end up using some more creative way of earning the spirits/mats. $$ is the conjunction used in the alchemy formula.
Actions!
I go up to Akron and stare at him dangerously. Due to his low self confidence he is instantly damaged. If he has no eyes I'll give him some new eyes.
Thats dangerous.
"I'm Dangerous"
No, you're Aayla.
"And you're an idiot. Hey, why did I not get any Corruption counters this turn?"
One corruption counter added to Aayla.
Just kidding. You didn't use the Sword of the Underworld, so you don't get the bonus counters.
"I would hardly call becoming a demon lordess a bonus."
https://hashtaghollywoodgetaways.net
Sorry, accidentally pressed CTRL + V.
Current counters: 2
EDIT: Fine, I'll change it to just staring at him. Popper Party Piono.
I really don't like not being able to have much of an effect on anything generally.
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Dude, I bidded too!
EDIT: I have a plan. It involves guitars, Homestuck-related materials, the Elemental Excalibur, and Akron's gorilla getting kicked.
I present to you the 12 Guitars of Mythical Awesome.
The 12 Guitars of Mythical Awesome are magical guitars based on the twelve mythological aspects of Homestuck. These 12 guitars, when completely finished, will be combined with the Elemental Excalibur and the Unpowered Infinity Guitar, making the final alchemy, as seen below.
Base: Unpowered Infinity Guitar
Light: Shining Daybroken Guitar
Mind: Amped Up Guitar
Time: Clockwork Acoustic Guitar
Breath: The Skybreaker
Heart: Eternal Serenade
Rage: Normie Destroyer Guitar
Life: The Petalstorm
Blood: Crimsoned Guitar
Doom: Prime Guitar
Space: Vortex Distortion Guitar
Void: Gravity Guitar
Hope: Spark Guitar
Final Alchemy: Infinity Guitar
Base: Unpowered Infinity Guitar
Light: Shining Daybroken Guitar
Mind: Amped Up Guitar
Time: Clockwork Acoustic Guitar
Breath: The Skybreaker
Heart: Eternal Serenade
Rage: Normie Destroyer Guitar
Life: The Petalstorm
Blood: Crimsoned Guitar
Doom: Prime Guitar
Space: Vortex Distortion Guitar
Void: Gravity Guitar
Hope: Spark Guitar
Final Alchemy: Infinity Guitar
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CrypticCataclysm
Eye of Cthulhu
/Null
Don't worry Sirplop, I can help you out, especially since DarkSide and FlamingToast are my main competitors for the 2 elemental alchemies coming up, and should I get one or both they get some fun prizes as thanks for not outbidding me.
Don't worry Sirplop, I can help you out, especially since DarkSide and FlamingToast are my main competitors for the 2 elemental alchemies coming up, and should I get one or both they get some fun prizes as thanks for not outbidding me.
CrypticCataclysm
Eye of Cthulhu
/Null
Ok, thank you, that is all
+3 from jon, +4 from piono, +2 from sirplop
Redstonetam15
Eater of Worlds
/null
Whoops, I meant you, derp.
The Flaming Toast
Terrarian
/null
I think we need less... Everything. Pretty much everyone is making a everything thing.
Also @CrypticCataclysm I haven't bidded on Piono since about 9 rounds ago.
I think we need less... Everything. Pretty much everyone is making a everything thing.
Also @CrypticCataclysm I haven't bidded on Piono since about 9 rounds ago.
existence_success
Skeletron Prime
I know I said I was going to do the EOTB today, but I have a bad headache, and I think it'd be best for me not to do it today.
pionoplayer
Terrarian
Um... toast? No.
Dealing 1 Mil damage with a non-charged thing?
That's total crap, and if HE wins, then you have a totally different problem, which is one I don't really like the outcome of either.
Just attack him normally.
Dealing 1 Mil damage with a non-charged thing?
That's total crap, and if HE wins, then you have a totally different problem, which is one I don't really like the outcome of either.
Just attack him normally.
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