11/25. (+1 from Mirror.) The Red Defender
11/25 (+1 from Mirror) The Black Burrower
+1 @MrMirrorMan
I shoot a beam of all of MatPat's research failures at ender2
-/- ----
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COM 7/15
+1 goldhero
I check if I actually got a log. if I did, I turn it into planks, then a crafting table. if I didn't get a log, I guess I excavate the fossil some more, then look around to see if there's a grassy area anywhere.
I throw MrMirrorMan in front of the beam shot at me. Either it hits him, or it reflects back and hits plague. Even if the laser has already been shot, I still threw MrMirrorMan around so I can hopefully stun him or something
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:18/25
+1 sunnyau
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COM 7/15
+to goldhero if I didn't find any grassy areas when I looked earlier, I go to my render distance options and set it to 128 chunks. after waiting 8 minutes for the lag to finish,I look around again. once I find out which way to go, I mark it down via making an arrow with the cups, then return my render distance to normal.
if my action is still available, I keep mining the fossil
new idea: check co-ordinates, ask goldhero to check co-ordinates, walk towards goldhero's co-ordinates.
still do the above if it'd work though.
oh and i bring the crafting table with me, even though its not worth much if this works but eh.
12/25. The Red Defendet
12/25. The Black Burrower
+1 @MrMirrorMan
While ender2 is distracted trying to avoid the beam, I teleport behind them and FALCON PAWNCH them.
I run into the Cantina and make the "Alienize Feast". A feast with many random meats, which probably shouldn't go together, but go together anyways. I don't care, it tastes delicious. I place it outside and go to my computer to find coords, which I text to Joebob. "Get over ere!" When he gets here, I give him a log.
[PA] 15/20 HP When ender 2 went to go pick me up to throw me, I throw pocket sand into his eye's, made all the more painful be the fact that the sand is actually metal shavings mixed with salt covered in lemon juice. Ender 2's eyes are suffering.
9/25 +1 from plague
9/25 +1 from plague
+1 to plague
I blast the lowest health Mook with my Shotgun.
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:18/25
[PA] 15/20 HP I flip a table into ender 2. They are hit with a table. The table is flipped back upright. I break ender 2's face by slamming it into table. Table is broke.
10/25
10/25
+1 to plague
11/25. (+1 from Mirror.) The Red Defender
11/25 (+1 from Mirror) The Black Burrower
+1 @MrMirrorMan
I shoot a beam of all of MatPat's research failures at ender2
-/- ----
-/- ----
COM 7/15
+1 goldhero
I check if I actually got a log. if I did, I turn it into planks, then a crafting table. if I didn't get a log, I guess I excavate the fossil some more, then look around to see if there's a grassy area anywhere.
You manage to get the log and turn it into planks, but they remain on the ground because your inventory is full! You'll need to discard some stuff to keep them.
I throw MrMirrorMan in front of the beam shot at me. Either it hits him, or it reflects back and hits plague. Even if the laser has already been shot, I still threw MrMirrorMan around so I can hopefully stun him or something
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:18/25
+1 sunnyau
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COM 7/15
+to goldhero if I didn't find any grassy areas when I looked earlier, I go to my render distance options and set it to 128 chunks. after waiting 8 minutes for the lag to finish,I look around again. once I find out which way to go, I mark it down via making an arrow with the cups, then return my render distance to normal.
if my action is still available, I keep mining the fossil
new idea: check co-ordinates, ask goldhero to check co-ordinates, walk towards goldhero's co-ordinates.
still do the above if it'd work though.
oh and i bring the crafting table with me, even though its not worth much if this works but eh.
12/25. The Red Defendet
12/25. The Black Burrower
+1 @MrMirrorMan
While ender2 is distracted trying to avoid the beam, I teleport behind them and FALCON PAWNCH them.
I run into the Cantina and make the "Alienize Feast". A feast with many random meats, which probably shouldn't go together, but go together anyways. I don't care, it tastes delicious. I place it outside and go to my computer to find coords, which I text to Joebob. "Get over ere!" When he gets here, I give him a log.
You manage to get what you can from the Cantina to make a little meal for the Stalkers to distract themselves with. That must have been everything that was in it, because when you look back to see how well-stocked it is, it's entirely empty.
[PA] 15/20 HP When ender 2 went to go pick me up to throw me, I throw pocket sand into his eye's, made all the more painful be the fact that the sand is actually metal shavings mixed with salt covered in lemon juice. Ender 2's eyes are suffering.
9/25 +1 from plague
9/25 +1 from plague
+1 to plague
I blast the lowest health Mook with my Shotgun.
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:18/25
[PA] 15/20 HP I flip a table into ender 2. They are hit with a table. The table is flipped back upright. I break ender 2's face by slamming it into table. Table is broke.
10/25
10/25
+1 to plague
Two Powered Sword Mooks deal 8 damage to the Pillarstone!
The Lightly Armored Shotgun Mooks deal 4 damage to the Pillarstone!
Four Assault Rifle Mooks deal 4 damage to the Pillarstone!
The Pillarstone generates 10 Fragments which will block attacks at random! It also heals ender 2 and auyeungyat.
The Acolyte calms his mind. He regenerates an extra bit of his Dark Magic Meter!
Ninjatwist_ remains Static.
========[JOE's Sidequest]========
GoldHero101 has accepted your sidequest! Now will you meet in the middle or find some way to maneuver over to him?
Also, you're kind of power-playing a little bit. Just tone down how many actions you do each turn or how large in scale they are and you'll be set
========[GoldHero101's Sidequest]========
The Stalkers notice the feast you've laid out for them and begin to chow down. In the end, they look full. They shouldn't be a danger to you now.
Also, you have accepted JOE's sidequest! How you two communicate about this is up to you.
====[The Battlefield]====
A shoreline reaching down the coast.
ender 2 Headless Horsemann Harmer's Howitzer §¶ (6/16 Souls)(Shotgun, Base Damage: +2, Earns 1 Soul per kill, Souls can be unleashed into an entity that can be drawn back into the gun if above Orange Health (40%), Deals +1 base damage for every 6 Souls kept in the gun) Drunken Fist (+1 base damage, 20% crit chance, and can attack twice when not using an item, automatically disappears upon death or Episode end) Ring of Flamestrike (Deals 24 damage and 2-damage Burning for 4 turns when used) Talisman of Evasion [Dodges: IIIII] (20% dodge chance, upon achieving 5 dodges with this equipped, the entire Anti-Acolyte faction will receive Haste (20% dodge chance, +1 Speed Value) for 1 turn)
Pricey12345 Helm of the Juggernaut §¶ [Cooldown: IIIIII](+1 Speed Value and 30% damage reduction when equipped on an enemy, using this item boosts this value to 60% and the wearer's attacks always hit twice for 2 turns)
auyuengyat Wicked Ring §¶ (Dealing lowering an enemy into a health threshold adds +1 charge point to all charges) Seashell (Crafting ingredient) Inferno Stick (Base Damage: +4) Staff of Ice (Can strike up to 3 entities at once)
ConsumerOfAll Tank Artillery Tube §¶[Cooldown: II] (Deals 12 damage to an enemy and 4 damage to its surroundings as splash)
Emerald_Mann Scrambling Eggs (x2) (Deals 4 damage 6 times to an enemy or group of enemies when used) Shield Module §¶[Cooldown: III] (Grants Shielded (75% damage mitigation) for one turn on any unit of entities once used)
Anti-Acolyte:
Damage the Acolyte as much as you can!
Be careful around the Player Marauders! You don't want to capture their attention before the Mooks and Acolyte kill them! Create entities to muster board control against the Mooks!
Pro-Acolyte:
Fight the Player Marauders! They can deal great damage to the Mooks!
Dropped Items:
Welcome to the Looting Gallery! Only one item can be looted from this at a time and are anyone's for the taking.
No items have been dropped.
Ninjatwist_ [AA] HP: 3/20. Plot Armor: 80% Reduction.Stasis (Cannot be interacted with in any way)
Shortsaber §¶ (Base Damage: +2, can attack twice)
Beretta 93R Pistol §¶ (Base Damage: 4, Burst Fire (Fire a single shot with the damage of 3 shots each burst))
Base Damage: 4
Speed Value: 4
This entity can perform unique actions like a Player Character can, such as performing special actions.
Plot Armor:
This entity has a default 50% dodge chance against ranged and melee attacks.
The maximum amount of damage this entity can take is 50% of its maximum health.
This entity gains a damage reduction as its health decreases, up to 80% when at RED HEALTH.
Can target and damage the Acolyte.
Base Heal: 2
Speed Value: 1
Can target two entities at once.
Deals 4 damage to its attackers with a 3 damage splash once it dies.
Dealing damage to this entity generates Fragments at the end of each turn.
Stone Pickaxe (Hammer, Base Damage: +2) Perceptual Crystal (Will guaranteed protected items once upon death) Linear Growth Amulet (Generates Shield when out of combat, Shield gives a dodge chance depending on the interval depending on the attack (Dodge chance = Shield x 10), dodging a hit will remove shield equal to the damage of the attack that blocked it) Raw Crab Meat (x3) (Food ingredient, can be cooked) Crab Shell (x2) (Crafting ingredient)
You should scan this area for anything of note! It should be easy because of the flat terrain.
Items/Areas of Interest: Makeshift Sandstone Pillar (Provides minor shade) Heavy Tarpulin (Providing concealment) Portable Cactus Juicing Kit (Can juice cactus efficiently, may work on other fruits)
Odd Fossil [Excavation: IIIII] (Unknown significance, bones can be looted. But why ruin such a specimen?) Wooden Cup (x3) (Can be used to hold liquids) Flint Point (x3) (Crafting ingredient) Planks (x4) (Crafting ingredient)
The rest of the objects are unknown. Scan the area to find more!
====[The Hills]====
A grassy zone defined by its rolling landscape of hills and valleys. Houses GoldHero's sidequest.
GoldHero101 [N] HP: 20/20. Overload: 3/15.
GoldHero101 Splattershot (Assault Rifle, 25% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Splat Roller (Sword, 50% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Logs (x8) (Crafting ingredient) Stone Pickaxe (Base Damage: +1)
Base Elements:
Cantina Svenar (Peace place, lobby, water source, can be used to cook food and create drinks)
Items/Areas of Interest: Trees (x23) (Can be logged for wood) Stone Hill (Can be mined with the proper tools) River (Water source)
There are probably more items out there that can yield stuff for you.
Without further ado, I further use the Staff of Ice on the 4HP Powered Sword Mook, 6HP Assault Rifle Mook, and the 2 HP Spear Mook.
The transparent Pillarobsidistone heals sunny and ender.
I activated the TNT Stick.
D.P.R.K Missile Launcher [AA] 15 HP 6 BA with 3 splash(missile)
Abilities:
M.A.D.(Whoever attacks receives [attack] damage.)
Military Data Security(85% evasive, to any attack)
Nuclear Missile (Every 2 turns, attack with 8 BA, 2 Splash and Nuclear Poisoning to nearby entities)
+1 ender( from&to) , +1 from proc of wicked ring 15/15 TNT Stick
15/25. The Red Defender
15/25. The Black Burrower
+1 @MrMirrorMan.
I damage the Pillarstone with all my rage over the existence of midseason breaks, AND HOW GORILLAING STUPID THEY ARE!
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-/- ----
COM 0/15
+to goldhero
I put my pickaxe down next to the fossil, then turn the planks into a crafting table, before putting the table down and picking the pickaxe back up.
I walk over to my bedroom (which is really nice looking) and turn on my computer. I open up my messaging program (which I dub Grogchat) and begin Grogin' JOEbob.
Groglog:
GH: Hey Joe, you get my log? I'm going to try and send you more.
-/- ----
-/- ----
COM 0/15
+to goldhero
i try the following crafting recipes:
[] = blank, F = flint point
[] F []
F [] F
[][][]
intent: flint pickaxe head.
[] = blank, F = flint pickaxe head, S = stone pickaxe.
[]S[]
[]F[]
[][][]
intent: double-sided stone-flint pickaxe.
intent for effect: whatever you want. its a pickaxe with a pickaxe head on both sides.
P = perception crystal, A = amulet
[]P[]
[]A[]
[][][]
intent: pretty much just fuse the items to save inventory space. on death, just remove the 'keep on death effect' without removing the item,
however...
if possible, i'd prefer the result to have the option to lose 10 shielding energy (going negative being possible) if shielding is currently positive in order to protect items. negative shielding energy would cause me to have minus dodge chance and when the anti-dodge procs i'd take 2 damage per -shielding energy and have the energy return to 0.
with my newly-saved inventory and somewhat improved items, I grab the crafting table again,though I have one more idea for later.
I "grog" goldhero back with magic. "no, i don't think the portal thing worked, so i didn't get your log." "i managed to magic up a log with the remaining energy from trying to make a portal though" "I think i can find you since I got your co-ordinates though, just doing a spree of crafting before venturing into the great unknown."
I proceed to, if possible, check our relative co-ordinates so I can find out which way i need to go to get to goldhero's place. i don't go quite yet though.
I target plague with my Ring of Flamestrike.
"I hope you brought some sunscreen!"
BOOM!
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:19/25
+1 sunnyau
16/25. The Red Defender.
16/25. The Black Burrower.
+1 @MrMirrorMan
ender2's attack launches me into the air, and I then proceed to dropkick ender2 in the shin.
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