Destroy the Godmodder: Acolyte! [JUST MOVED IN]

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[PA] 9/20 HP As I am burning, I throw myself upon DathVader, causing him to suffer the same fate I am.
16/25
16/25+1 from Plague
+1 to plague
 
19/25. The Red Defender.
19/25. The Black Burrower.
+1 @MrMirrorMan
I douse my flames with Mulaz Szechuan Dipping Sauce, then condense the meme energy from it into a beam that i shoot at ender2

You reduce your Burning counter by 1, but you can't multitask effectively enough to deal damage to ender 2! You only deal 1 damage to him.

I use the Inferno Stick on the Powered Sword Mooks.

The Transparent Pillarstone heals ender and sunny.

The DPRK missile launcher targets the 16HP Assault Rifle Mook, with it's comrade of 7 Assault Rifle Mooks

Resetting COM: 10/15

+1 ender

Your entities will do as you say.

Your Inferno Stick deals 6 damage to the Powered Sword Mook! It seems like it's getting overused... if you cool down a bit, it could return to its full strength.

19/25 I Need a weapon
18/20 Knives are a weapon I guess

I lightly poke the Lightly Armoured Shotgun Mook that's at 1 HP. FINISH HIM and all that

Your light poke deals undoubtedly lethal damage to the Shotgun Mook due to his low HP! He keels over in pain from the poke.

5-6/10 +4 or 5 from goldhero while i was chargeless. blood bridge (blood magic) + metamphetamine (minechem). single use. might change purpose if i reach them first.
5-6/25? +4or5 from goldhero while i was chargeless. steffan the sciencer.
COM 0/15
+ to goldhero
I note that the pickaxe apparently takes up a weapon slot, which implies I have 2 slots open since i'm only using 3 of my 5 slots on non-weapons. I proceed to pick up the crafting table in one of them, and cut off a large chunk of tarp cloth and put that in my inventory too. after mentally noting my location and finishing inventory shenanigans, I begin the trek towards goldhero's
groking or whatever it was called (was it groking?):
"don't worry about finding me, I'll come to you. "

You get your Crafting Table and Tarp and start your trek towards the Savannah.

I was fed up of them attacking me sunnyau. :p
I attempt to one-tap as many of the 1 and 2 HP Mooks as possible.
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:19/25
+1 sunnyau

I presume you're using the Shotgun, so you let off two shots at the Spear Mook and Assault Rifle Mook, downing the Assault Rifle Mook!

20/25 Doomsday Clock
2/10 Holoparasite

"Collateral damage FTW."

A high-pressure stream of acidic blood shoots out of my hand, and I aim it at MrMirrorMan.

"Now who has the last laugh, eh?"

You deal 3 damage to Mirror!

5/5 GrogDevice COMPLETE

A grog device appears in my hand. I login and begin grogging Joe from there.

Groglog:
GH: I'll go over to the Savannah. Meet you there.

I run over to the Savannah at top speed!

You start heading towards the Savannah!

6-7/10 blood bridge (blood magic) + metamphetamine (minechem). single use. might change purpose if i reach them first.
6-7/25? steffan the sciencer.
COM 0/15
+ to goldhero
using my magical groging poweers, i reply
"JB: I said I'll come to you, just keep doing whatever.
JB: after all, you have a base where you are, right? [is guessing IC]

JB: what if it gets overrun while you're gone? I'd rather not deal with a fortified location filled with enemies"
meanwhile, I continue to jog at a slightly-more-then-i-can-sustain-indefinitely pace, using my haste to its fullest without tiring myself out much. I'll need to save my energy for the future then burn through it now and collapse at an inopportune time, even though that probably won't happen.

You arrive at the Savannah! Now it's up to GoldHero to meet up with you.

[PA] 9/20 HP I have the last laugh Dath, as I reflect the acid blood back at you, due to vague mirror magic shenanigans.
15/25 +1 from Plague
14/25
+1 to plague

You deal 4 damage back to Dath!

I smack two high-HP Mooks' heads together
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:20/25
+1 sunnyau

You deal 3 damage to two Assault Rifle Mooks!

21/25 Doomsday Clock
3/10 Holoparasite

"I have to admit, you're pretty clever! But that's the thing about me: no matter how good your defenses are, I always find a way around them."

I quickly change MrMirrorMan's chemical structure to make him alkaline. Results are predictable to anyone who knows basic chemistry. (Hint: You'll have a shocking REACTION! You'll think its pretty HOT!)

MrMirrorMan starts Burning for 2 turns!

Groglog:

GX: Don't worry, it only lets PC's in. We will be fine.

You meet up with JOE at the Savannah successfully! Your sidequests are one now.

I use my Staff of Ice to hit the two Powered Sword Mooks and also a Assault Rifle Mook.

+2 from ender, stored , +2 from proc of Wicked Ring(2 Mooks Killed), stored

Resetting COM: 10/15

+1 ender

Your Staff of Ice deals 3 damage to your targets. Again, it's losing its effectiveness like the Inferno Stick! Use original attacks to refresh it.

Also, no storing +Assists!

21/25. The Red Defender.
21/25. The Black Burrower.
+1 @MrMirrorMan
I put ender2 inside a simulation of a simulation inside a simulation of a simulation inside the matrix inside a taco inside a taco within a taco bell that's inside a kfc within a mall that's inside his brain inside another giant simulation. But it doesn't stop there. That simulation is also inside trump's brain within A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE PINEAPPLE UNDER THE PINEAPPLE inside THIS PHOTOGRAPH within a CHILD'S PLAYTHING!
MINDGORILLA ACHIEVED.

You deal 3 damage to ender 2!

[PA] 9/20 HP As I am burning, I throw myself upon DathVader, causing him to suffer the same fate I am.
16/25
16/25+1 from Plague
+1 to plague

Not only is DathVader Bleeding, he's also Burning! He will continue to do so for 2 turns!

========[End-of-Turn Events]========

The Spear Mooks switch targets to the DPRK! They deal 2 damage to it! One attack strikes a Fragment.

The surviving Powered Sword Mook deals 8 damage to the DPRK Missile Launcher!
The Lightly Armored Shotgun Mooks blast at the DPRK! They deal a piddling 2 damage.
The Assault Rifle Mooks fire at the DPRK! They deal 3 damage, with one of the shots hitting a Fragment.

The Pillarstone heals ender 2 and auyeungyat.
The DPRK Missile Launcher fires at its target: The Assault Rifle Mooks! It deals 6 damage to one and 3 damage to 2 of its buddies.

The Acolyte finishes meditating. His Dark Magic Meter has fully recovered!

Ninjatwist_ remains Static.
DathVader is bleeding out!
plague126 is burning badly!

========[JOE and GoldHero's Sidequest]========

You guys are successfully in contact. What do you do now?

====[The Battlefield]====
A shoreline reaching down the coast. A lot of grueling fighting has taken place here, and a lot more will in the near future.

ender 2 [AA] HP: 13/20. Overload: 8/15.
Pricey12345 [AA] HP: 9/20.
auyuengyat/sunnyau [AA] HP: 17/20. Overload: 10/15.
ConsumerOfAll [AA] HP: 20/20.
Emerald_Mann [AA] HP: 20/20.
Cyanogynist [AA] HP: 20/20.
TrickleJest [AA] HP: 20/20.

ender 2
Headless Horsemann Harmer's Howitzer §¶ (7/16 Souls) (Shotgun, Base Damage: +2, Earns 1 Soul per kill, Souls can be unleashed into an entity that can be drawn back into the gun if above Orange Health (40%), Deals +1 base damage for every 6 Souls kept in the gun)
Drunken Fist (+1 base damage, 20% crit chance, and can attack twice when not using an item, automatically disappears upon death or Episode end)
Ring of Flamestrike (Deals 24 damage and 2-damage Burning for 4 turns when used)
Talisman of Evasion [Dodges: IIIII] (20% dodge chance, upon achieving 5 dodges with this equipped, the entire Anti-Acolyte faction will receive Haste (20% dodge chance, +1 Speed Value) for 1 turn)

Pricey12345
Helm of the Juggernaut §¶ [Cooldown: IIIIII] (+1 Speed Value and 30% damage reduction when equipped on an enemy, using this item boosts this value to 60% and the wearer's attacks always hit twice for 2 turns)

auyuengyat
Wicked Ring §¶
(Dealing lowering an enemy into a health threshold adds +1 charge point to all charges)
Seashell (Crafting ingredient)
Inferno Stick (Base Damage: +4)
Staff of Ice (Can strike up to 3 entities at once)

ConsumerOfAll
Tank Artillery Tube §¶ [Cooldown: II] (Deals 12 damage to an enemy and 4 damage to its surroundings as splash)

Emerald_Mann
Scrambling Eggs (x2) (Deals 4 damage 6 times to an enemy or group of enemies when used)
Shield Module §¶ [Cooldown: III] (Grants Shielded (75% damage mitigation) for one turn on any unit of entities once used)

MrMirrorMan [PA] HP: 3/20. Burning (1 damage over time, 2/2)
plague126 [PA] HP: 6/20. Burning (2 damage over time, 2/4)

DathVader [N?] HP: 9/20. Bleeding (1 damage over time, 2/2), Burning (1 damage over time, 2/2)

Itinerary Objectives:

Anti-Acolyte:
Damage the Acolyte as much as you can!
Be careful around the Player Marauders! You don't want to capture their attention before the Mooks and Acolyte kill them!
Create entities to muster board control against the Mooks!

Pro-Acolyte:
Fight the Player Marauders! They can deal great damage to the Mooks!

Dropped Items:
Welcome to the Looting Gallery! Only one item can be looted from this at a time and are anyone's for the taking.
No items have been dropped.

Ninjatwist_ [AA] HP: 3/20. Plot Armor: 80% Reduction. Stasis (Cannot be interacted with in any way)
  • Shortsaber §¶ (Base Damage: +2, can attack twice)
  • Beretta 93R Pistol §¶ (Base Damage: 4, Burst Fire (Fire a single shot with the damage of 3 shots each burst))
Base Damage: 4
Speed Value: 4

This entity can perform unique actions like a Player Character can, such as performing special actions.

Plot Armor:

This entity has a default 50% dodge chance against ranged and melee attacks.
The maximum amount of damage this entity can take is 50% of its maximum health.
This entity gains a damage reduction as its health decreases, up to 80% when at RED HEALTH.
Can target and damage the Acolyte.

Transparent Pillarobsidistone [AA] HP: 15/44. Healer.
Base Heal: 2
Speed Value: 1
Can target two entities at once.
Deals 4 damage to its attackers with a 3 damage splash once it dies.
Dealing damage to this entity generates Fragments at the end of each turn.

DPRK Missile Launcher [AA] HP: 19/30.
Base Damage: 6
Speed Value: 1
Deals 3 damage as splash damage to any entities in the target's group.

Fragments [AA] Units: 0.

Powered Sword Mooks [PA] HP: 0/16, 13/16.

Lightly Armored Shotgun Mooks [PA] HP: 0/16, 16/16. (x2)

Spear Mooks [PA] HP: 1/16, 16/16. (x6)

Assault Rifle Mooks [PA] HP: 0/16, 10/16, 13/16 (x5), 16/16.

The Acolyte [AC] HP: 80/100. Dark Magic Meter: 100%. Kills: 27.

====[The Savannah]====
A flat savannah full of trees and not much else. Houses JOE and GoldHero's sidequest.

Current Area: The Savannah.
Borders: The Hills.

JOEbob [N] HP: 14/20. Shield: 10/10. Overload: 0/15. Haste (20% dodge chance, +1 Speed Value, 0/3)
GoldHero101 [N] HP: 20/20. Overload: 3/15.

JOEbob
Flint Pickaxe (Hammer, Base Damage: +2, 50% Bleed chance when used as a weapon)
Linear Growth Perceptual Amulet (Generates Shield when out of combat, Shield gives a dodge chance depending on the interval depending on the attack (Dodge chance = Shield x 10), dodging a hit will remove shield equal to the damage of the attack that blocked it, guaranteed recovery once after death)
Raw Crab Meat (x3) (Food ingredient, can be cooked)
Crab Shell (x2) (Crafting ingredient)
Tarpulin Piece (Crafting ingredient)
Crafting Table (Used to make simple crafting incredients)

GoldHero101
Splattershot (Assault Rifle, 25% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance))
Splat Roller (Sword, 50% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance))
Logs (x8) (Crafting ingredient)
Stone Pickaxe (Base Damage: +1)

You should scan this area for anything of note! It should be easy because of the flat terrain.

Items/Areas of Interest:
None yet.

The rest of the objects are unknown. Scan the area to find more!
 
9/10 I reached them more easilly then anticipated, changing purpouse... probably something with the crab shell. +dath
9/25 steffan the sciencer. +dath
+1 dathvader since he +'d me (I'll do my best to give +'s in proportion to those i recieve; if you + me i'll + you back if possible)
COM 0/15
So, should we stay here and explore, or go to your base?
I scan the savana for interesting features while I wait for a response.
 
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20/25 I Need a weapon
19/20 Knives are a weapon I guess

I lightly Poke the Spear Mook, laughing at all these one health enemies
 
22/25 Doomsday Clock
4/10 Holoparasite
+1 JOEbob, in expectance of +1's back

I use pyrokinesis to shoot a fireball at MrMirrorMan.

Meanwhile, an engine can be heard in the distance...
 
I stomp sand near the Powered Sword Mook.

His Powered sword created the sparkle, while I stomp up sand and gas beside it.

Sparkle + dust, get what? Dust explosion that's centered on the Powered Sword Mook! Nearby Mooks are also affected.

The Pillarstone heals me and ender.

The Missile launcher again centers on the 13HP Assault Rifle Mook, with his friends.

Resetting COM 5/15

+1 Emerald

//AA players I will be resetting my COM. Maybe assist another? Also the Pillarstone and the Missile Launcher is downing fast. Better get some reinforcement.
 
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"I say we look around."

I look around, see if there is anything resembling a temple. Because everyone knows a temple contains an item of mass importance.
 
10/10 probably something with the crab shell. using!
I place down the crafting table, and craft something along these lines:
T S T
[] S []
[] [] []
T = tarp piece, S = crab shell
some kind of crab-shell based chestplate-armor, the tarp is helping hold it together and also functioning as a weak arm-guard. have it do whatever you want, this just seemed like a good thing to do with the shell.
new: 3/15 encampment +2 IJW
12/25 steffan the sciencer. +2 IJW
+ I just write
COM 0+2 = 2/15
now, my action. if goldhero says we should stick around here, I keep looking around while casting a heal spell on myself.
 
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[N]

A woman in a business suit trundles up to the battlefield in a jeep, looking at the battle from afar. She immediately calls out to the fleet of construction vehicles behind her "Yeah, this looks like just the place to build the transmitter! Oh I can't wait for the pay-per-view fees to start coming in!"

With that, a (perhaps suicidally brave) TV crew rolls up to the battle, filming the whole thing. While completely unarmed, the truck they're driving around on as they film will hopefully enable them to evade most incoming fire.

What is this woman's motive? Quite simple: profit.

(Level 1 TV crew summoned! | +10$ each round! | No attack! | Dodge!)

Front Row Seating (2/25)
Better Accomodations (2/25)
+1 @JOEbob
 
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[PA] 3/20 HP I use the explosive force of the fire ball that killed me to power the explosion I have used the remainder of my HP to power, dealing more damage to Dath due to HP sacrificing power attacks.
19/25+2 from Plague
19/25+2 from Plague
+1 to plague
 
23/25 Doomsday Clock
5/10 Holoparasite

After putting a firewall up to block MrMirrorMan, I walk up to The Just Writer.

"You're hired."

I pause for dramatic effect, as my eyes start to glow.

"Whether you like it or not."

A dropship appears in the distance, rapidly approaching.
 
23/25 Doomsday Clock
5/10 Holoparasite

After putting a firewall up to block MrMirrorMan, I walk up to The Just Writer.

"You're hired."

I pause for dramatic effect, as my eyes start to glow.

"Whether you like it or not."

A dropship appears in the distance, rapidly approaching.
The woman nods, saying "Sure thing! I'll cut you in on the royalties when I start merchandising! Do you want to get a line of action figures first, or themed clothing?" while she quickly contemplates that she should really get herself some security. After all, there was nothing wrong with lying to save your own :red:, especially when dealing with a creep like this.

With that little distraction over and done with, the woman quickly points out a spot on the ground, and calls out to her construction workers "We'll build the production center there! That'll let us really get our show looking great!"

With that, a rapid-paced construction project was put underway, soon erecting a small television studio. It wasn't anything particularly fancy, but it would allow for basic editing of footage before it was put on air.

Level 1 Television Studio Constructed!
(Increases +$ yield of TV crew Entities by 10% | No Attack)

Front Row Seating (3/25)
SECURITY! (3/10)
+1 @JOEbob
 
I use my Shotgun to fire bullets around MrMirrorMan in order to scare him into falling into a pit of lava I cunningly placed behind him.
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:22/25
+1 to and from sunnyau
 
25/25. The Red Defender Complete!
I summon Shield Knight!
25/25. The Black Burrower Complete!
I summon Black Knight!
2/25. The Decadent Dandy.
2/25. C-137.
+1 @MrMirrorMan
I deflect ender2's bullets back at him with the Pillarstone
 
23/25. The Red Defender.
23/25. The Black Burrower.
+1 @MrMirrorMan
I douse myself in pickle juice, then avocado juice.

Umm, alright. You have been doused in such juices.

9/10 I reached them more easilly then anticipated, changing purpouse... probably something with the crab shell. +dath
9/25 steffan the sciencer. +dath
+1 dathvader since he +'d me (I'll do my best to give +'s in proportion to those i recieve; if you + me i'll + you back if possible)
COM 0/15
So, should we stay here and explore, or go to your base?
I scan the savana for interesting features while I wait for a response.

You find yourself surrounded by quite a few trees, but be careful... there could be hostile and hungry creatures waiting among the vegetation.

20/25 I Need a weapon
19/20 Knives are a weapon I guess

I lightly Poke the Spear Mook, laughing at all these one health enemies

You deal a single point of nevertheless lethal damage to the Spear Mook! The unfortunate Mook keels over in one last moment of pain.

22/25 Doomsday Clock
4/10 Holoparasite
+1 JOEbob, in expectance of +1's back

I use pyrokinesis to shoot a fireball at MrMirrorMan.

Meanwhile, an engine can be heard in the distance...

Your fireball deals a flat 2 damage to him! This combined with the burning should finish his health.

I stomp sand near the Powered Sword Mook.

His Powered sword created the sparkle, while I stomp up sand and gas beside it.

Sparkle + dust, get what? Dust explosion that's centered on the Powered Sword Mook! Nearby Mooks are also affected.

The Pillarstone heals me and ender.

The Missile launcher again centers on the 13HP Assault Rifle Mook, with his friends.

Resetting COM 5/15

+1 Emerald

//AA players I will be resetting my COM. Maybe assist another? Also the Pillarstone and the Missile Launcher is downing fast. Better get some reinforcement.

Your entities will do as you command.

Your explosion deals 5 damage to the Powered Sword Mook! Although he's not in anyone's group, so no one else is affected.

"I say we look around."

I look around, see if there is anything resembling a temple. Because everyone knows a temple contains an item of mass importance.

There are no temples where you are... just grass, vegetation, and wildlife, possibly hostile.

10/10 probably something with the crab shell. using!
I place down the crafting table, and craft something along these lines:
T S T
[] S []
[] [] []
T = tarp piece, S = crab shell
some kind of crab-shell based chestplate-armor, the tarp is helping hold it together and also functioning as a weak arm-guard. have it do whatever you want, this just seemed like a good thing to do with the shell.
new: 3/15 encampment +2 IJW
12/25 steffan the sciencer. +2 IJW
+ I just write
COM 0+2 = 2/15
now, my action. if goldhero says we should stick around here, I keep looking around while casting a heal spell on myself.

Your crafting will take up an action. Regardless, you place down the Crafting Table and get yourself some Crabshell Armor!

24/25. The Red Defender
24/25. The Black Burrower.
+1 @MrMirrorMan
I further douse myself with literally all the water on earth.

You lower your Burning counter by 1!

[N]

A woman in a business suit trundles up to the battlefield in a jeep, looking at the battle from afar. She immediately calls out to the fleet of construction vehicles behind her "Yeah, this looks like just the place to build the transmitter! Oh I can't wait for the pay-per-view fees to start coming in!"

With that, a (perhaps suicidally brave) TV crew rolls up to the battle, filming the whole thing. While completely unarmed, the truck they're driving around on as they film will hopefully enable them to evade most incoming fire.

What is this woman's motive? Quite simple: profit.

(Level 1 TV crew summoned! | +10$ each round! | No attack! | Dodge!)

Front Row Seating (2/25)
Better Accomodations (2/25)
+1 @JOEbob

Welcome to the game! Your PC has been added.

You add in your basic TV Crew, increasing your Revenue per round! I won't make them targetable, but they also won't attack anyone.

[PA] 3/20 HP I use the explosive force of the fire ball that killed me to power the explosion I have used the remainder of my HP to power, dealing more damage to Dath due to HP sacrificing power attacks.
19/25+2 from Plague
19/25+2 from Plague
+1 to plague

The fireball didn't kill you, but regardless, you still deal 4 damage to Dath!

23/25 Doomsday Clock
5/10 Holoparasite

After putting a firewall up to block MrMirrorMan, I walk up to The Just Writer.

"You're hired."

I pause for dramatic effect, as my eyes start to glow.

"Whether you like it or not."

A dropship appears in the distance, rapidly approaching.

Your firewall doesn't protect you from much of the blast, only negating 1 point of damage.

The woman nods, saying "Sure thing! I'll cut you in on the royalties when I start merchandising! Do you want to get a line of action figures first, or themed clothing?" while she quickly contemplates that she should really get herself some security. After all, there was nothing wrong with lying to save your own :red:, especially when dealing with a creep like this.

With that little distraction over and done with, the woman quickly points out a spot on the ground, and calls out to her construction workers "We'll build the production center there! That'll let us really get our show looking great!"

With that, a rapid-paced construction project was put underway, soon erecting a small television studio. It wasn't anything particularly fancy, but it would allow for basic editing of footage before it was put on air.

Level 1 Television Studio Constructed!
(Increases +$ yield of TV crew Entities by 10% | No Attack)

Front Row Seating (3/25)
SECURITY! (3/10)
+1 @JOEbob

You add in your TV Studio! Although as of now it's not coming under much fire, so a security force might not be a large priority.

I use my Shotgun to fire bullets around MrMirrorMan in order to scare him into falling into a pit of lava I cunningly placed behind him.
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:22/25
+1 to and from sunnyau

You manage to deal enough damage through your attack that you finish Mirror off! However, since he has no items, death is a mere slap on the wrist for him.

25/25. The Red Defender Complete!
I summon Shield Knight!
25/25. The Black Burrower Complete!
I summon Black Knight!
2/25. The Decadent Dandy.
2/25. C-137.
+1 @MrMirrorMan
I deflect ender2's bullets back at him with the Pillarstone

You can't deal good enough damage to the Pillarstone, although you do deal 3 damage to ender 2!

========[End-of-Turn Events]========

The Spear Mooks deal 4 damage to the DPRK!

The surviving Powered Sword Mook deals a further 4 damage to the DPRK!
The Lightly Armored Shotgun Mooks open fire on the Pillarstone! They deal 2 damage to it!
The Assault Rifle Mooks blast at the DPRK! They deal 4 damage to it!

The Pillarstone heals ender 2 and auyeungyat. It also generates a single Fragment.
The DPRK Missile Launcher launches another missile at the Assault Rifle Mooks! It deals 6 damage to one and 3 damage to 2 of its buddies.

The Acolyte snaps his fingers, shattering the existing fragment! The shockwave from the surprisingly energetic snap deals 5 damage to the Pillarstone.

Ninjatwist_ remains Static.
DathVader burns and bleeds at the same time!
plague126's flames deal the last of their damage and burn out.

The Just Writer's TV Show makes $11 this round!

========[JOE and GoldHero's Sidequest]========

The Savannah provides a unique combination of trees and tall grass- perfect hiding places for predators

====[The Battlefield]====
A shoreline reaching down the coast. A lot of grueling fighting has taken place here, and a lot more will in the near future.

ender 2 [AA] HP: 12/20. Overload: 8/15.
Pricey12345 [AA] HP: 9/20.
auyuengyat/sunnyau [AA] HP: 19/20. Overload: 5/15.
ConsumerOfAll [AA] HP: 20/20.
Emerald_Mann [AA] HP: 20/20.
Cyanogynist [AA] HP: 20/20.
TrickleJest [AA] HP: 20/20.

ender 2
Headless Horsemann Harmer's Howitzer §¶ (7/16 Souls) (Shotgun, Base Damage: +2, Earns 1 Soul per kill, Souls can be unleashed into an entity that can be drawn back into the gun if above Orange Health (40%), Deals +1 base damage for every 6 Souls kept in the gun)
Drunken Fist (+1 base damage, 20% crit chance, and can attack twice when not using an item, automatically disappears upon death or Episode end)
Ring of Flamestrike (Deals 24 damage and 2-damage Burning for 4 turns when used)
Talisman of Evasion [Dodges: IIIII] (20% dodge chance, upon achieving 5 dodges with this equipped, the entire Anti-Acolyte faction will receive Haste (20% dodge chance, +1 Speed Value) for 1 turn)

Pricey12345
Helm of the Juggernaut §¶ [Cooldown: IIIIII] (+1 Speed Value and 30% damage reduction when equipped on an enemy, using this item boosts this value to 60% and the wearer's attacks always hit twice for 2 turns)

auyuengyat
Wicked Ring §¶
(Dealing lowering an enemy into a health threshold adds +1 charge point to all charges)
Seashell (Crafting ingredient)
Inferno Stick (Base Damage: +4)
Staff of Ice (Can strike up to 3 entities at once)

ConsumerOfAll
Tank Artillery Tube §¶ [Cooldown: II] (Deals 12 damage to an enemy and 4 damage to its surroundings as splash)

Emerald_Mann
Scrambling Eggs (x2) (Deals 4 damage 6 times to an enemy or group of enemies when used)
Shield Module §¶ [Cooldown: III] (Grants Shielded (75% damage mitigation) for one turn on any unit of entities once used)

MrMirrorMan [PA] HP: 0/20. Burning (1 damage over time, 2/2)
plague126 [PA] HP: 4/20. Burning (2 damage over time, 0/4)

DathVader [N?] HP: 4/20. Bleeding (1 damage over time, 0/2), Burning (1 damage over time, 1/2)
The Just Writer [N] HP: 20/20.

Itinerary Objectives:

Anti-Acolyte:
Damage the Acolyte as much as you can!
Create entities to muster board control against the Mooks!

Pro-Acolyte:
Protect the Mooks! Losing them will inevitably get the Acolyte damaged!

Dropped Items:
Welcome to the Looting Gallery! Only one item can be looted from this at a time and are anyone's for the taking.
No items have been dropped.

Ninjatwist_ [AA] HP: 3/20. Plot Armor: 80% Reduction. Stasis (Cannot be interacted with in any way)
  • Shortsaber §¶ (Base Damage: +2, can attack twice)
  • Beretta 93R Pistol §¶ (Base Damage: 4, Burst Fire (Fire a single shot with the damage of 3 shots each burst))
Base Damage: 4
Speed Value: 4

This entity can perform unique actions like a Player Character can, such as performing special actions.

Plot Armor:

This entity has a default 50% dodge chance against ranged and melee attacks.
The maximum amount of damage this entity can take is 50% of its maximum health.
This entity gains a damage reduction as its health decreases, up to 80% when at RED HEALTH.
Can target and damage the Acolyte.

Transparent Pillarobsidistone [AA] HP: 8/44. Healer.
Base Heal: 2
Speed Value: 1
Can target two entities at once.
Deals 4 damage to its attackers with a 3 damage splash once it dies.
Dealing damage to this entity generates Fragments at the end of each turn.

DPRK Missile Launcher [AA] HP: 7/30.
Base Damage: 6
Speed Value: 1
Deals 3 damage as splash damage to any entities in the target's group.

Fragments [AA] Units: 0.

Powered Sword Mooks [PA] HP: 8/16.

Lightly Armored Shotgun Mooks [PA] HP: 16/16. (x2)

Spear Mooks [PA] HP: 0/16, 16/16. (x6)

Assault Rifle Mooks [PA] HP: 7/16, 10/16 (x2), 13/16 (x2), 16/16.

Shield Knight [PA] HP: 80/80.
Black Knight [PA] HP: 80/80.
Base Damage: 6
Speed Value: 3

The Acolyte [AC] HP: 80/100. Dark Magic Meter: 100%. Kills: 27.

TV Station [$}: $11 Total Earnings. $10*1.1 Revenue per Round.
TV Crew: Level 1. +$10 revenue per round.
TV Studio: Level 1. Increases revenue gained from TV Crew by 10%.

====[The Savannah]====
A flat savannah full of trees and not much else. Houses JOE and GoldHero's sidequest.

Current Area: The Savannah.
Borders: The Hills.

JOEbob [N] HP: 14/20. Shield: 10/10. Overload: 0/15. Haste (20% dodge chance, +1 Speed Value, 0/3)
GoldHero101 [N] HP: 20/20. Overload: 3/15.

JOEbob
Flint Pickaxe (Hammer, Base Damage: +2, 50% Bleed chance when used as a weapon)
Linear Growth Perceptual Amulet (Generates Shield when out of combat, Shield gives a dodge chance depending on the interval depending on the attack (Dodge chance = Shield x 10), dodging a hit will remove shield equal to the damage of the attack that blocked it, guaranteed recovery once after death)
Raw Crab Meat (x3) (Food ingredient, can be cooked)
Crabshell Armor (30/30 HP) (30% damage reduction)

GoldHero101

Splattershot (Assault Rifle, 25% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance))
Splat Roller (Sword, 50% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance))
Logs (x8) (Crafting ingredient)
Stone Pickaxe (Base Damage: +1)

You should scan this area for anything of note! It should be easy because of the flat terrain.

Items/Areas of Interest:
Savannah Trees (x7) (Can be logged for wood, but may harbor danger)
Crafting Table (Used to make simple crafting incredients)

The rest of the objects are unknown. Scan the area to find more!
 
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I dance around plague, throwing elaborate kicks and punches that just miss him. Until I shoot his head off with my Shotgun, that is.
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:23/25
+1 to sunnyau
 
21/25 I Need a weapon
20/20 Wait no they're not

20/20 [EXPANDING]

I rub my hands together, then lift one hand up to the sky and bring it down towards the PA side. Plenty of kinds of different knives begin raining down upon the Mooks, and also the Acolyte, although that will do all of nothing I would guess. These knives seem to always land point first into either the ground or some Mooks body, only for the knife rain to inevitably fade, the power spent, and the knives disappear
 
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