MrMirrorMan
Terrarian
[PA] 9/20 HP As I am burning, I throw myself upon DathVader, causing him to suffer the same fate I am.
16/25
16/25+1 from Plague
+1 to plague
16/25
16/25+1 from Plague
+1 to plague
19/25. The Red Defender.
19/25. The Black Burrower.
+1 @MrMirrorMan
I douse my flames with Mulaz Szechuan Dipping Sauce, then condense the meme energy from it into a beam that i shoot at ender2
I use the Inferno Stick on the Powered Sword Mooks.
The Transparent Pillarstone heals ender and sunny.
The DPRK missile launcher targets the 16HP Assault Rifle Mook, with it's comrade of 7 Assault Rifle Mooks
Resetting COM: 10/15
+1 ender
19/25 I Need a weapon
18/20 Knives are a weapon I guess
I lightly poke the Lightly Armoured Shotgun Mook that's at 1 HP. FINISH HIM and all that
5-6/10 +4 or 5 from goldhero while i was chargeless. blood bridge (blood magic) + metamphetamine (minechem). single use. might change purpose if i reach them first.
5-6/25? +4or5 from goldhero while i was chargeless. steffan the sciencer.
COM 0/15
+ to goldhero
I note that the pickaxe apparently takes up a weapon slot, which implies I have 2 slots open since i'm only using 3 of my 5 slots on non-weapons. I proceed to pick up the crafting table in one of them, and cut off a large chunk of tarp cloth and put that in my inventory too. after mentally noting my location and finishing inventory shenanigans, I begin the trek towards goldhero's
groking or whatever it was called (was it groking?):
"don't worry about finding me, I'll come to you. "
I was fed up of them attacking me sunnyau.
I attempt to one-tap as many of the 1 and 2 HP Mooks as possible.
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:19/25
+1 sunnyau
20/25 Doomsday Clock
2/10 Holoparasite
"Collateral damage FTW."
A high-pressure stream of acidic blood shoots out of my hand, and I aim it at MrMirrorMan.
"Now who has the last laugh, eh?"
5/5 GrogDevice COMPLETE
A grog device appears in my hand. I login and begin grogging Joe from there.
Groglog:
GH: I'll go over to the Savannah. Meet you there.
I run over to the Savannah at top speed!
6-7/10 blood bridge (blood magic) + metamphetamine (minechem). single use. might change purpose if i reach them first.
6-7/25? steffan the sciencer.
COM 0/15
+ to goldhero
using my magical groging poweers, i reply
"JB: I said I'll come to you, just keep doing whatever.
JB: after all, you have a base where you are, right? [is guessing IC]
JB: what if it gets overrun while you're gone? I'd rather not deal with a fortified location filled with enemies"
meanwhile, I continue to jog at a slightly-more-then-i-can-sustain-indefinitely pace, using my haste to its fullest without tiring myself out much. I'll need to save my energy for the future then burn through it now and collapse at an inopportune time, even though that probably won't happen.
[PA] 9/20 HP I have the last laugh Dath, as I reflect the acid blood back at you, due to vague mirror magic shenanigans.
15/25 +1 from Plague
14/25
+1 to plague
I smack two high-HP Mooks' heads together
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:20/25
+1 sunnyau
21/25 Doomsday Clock
3/10 Holoparasite
"I have to admit, you're pretty clever! But that's the thing about me: no matter how good your defenses are, I always find a way around them."
I quickly change MrMirrorMan's chemical structure to make him alkaline. Results are predictable to anyone who knows basic chemistry. (Hint: You'll have a shocking REACTION! You'll think its pretty HOT!)
Groglog:
GX: Don't worry, it only lets PC's in. We will be fine.
I use my Staff of Ice to hit the two Powered Sword Mooks and also a Assault Rifle Mook.
+2 from ender, stored , +2 from proc of Wicked Ring(2 Mooks Killed), stored
Resetting COM: 10/15
+1 ender
21/25. The Red Defender.
21/25. The Black Burrower.
+1 @MrMirrorMan
I put ender2 inside a simulation of a simulation inside a simulation of a simulation inside the matrix inside a taco inside a taco within a taco bell that's inside a kfc within a mall that's inside his brain inside another giant simulation. But it doesn't stop there. That simulation is also inside trump's brain within A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE PINEAPPLE UNDER THE PINEAPPLE inside THIS PHOTOGRAPH within a CHILD'S PLAYTHING!
MINDGORILLA ACHIEVED.
[PA] 9/20 HP As I am burning, I throw myself upon DathVader, causing him to suffer the same fate I am.
16/25
16/25+1 from Plague
+1 to plague
The woman nods, saying "Sure thing! I'll cut you in on the royalties when I start merchandising! Do you want to get a line of action figures first, or themed clothing?" while she quickly contemplates that she should really get herself some security. After all, there was nothing wrong with lying to save your own23/25 Doomsday Clock
5/10 Holoparasite
After putting a firewall up to block MrMirrorMan, I walk up to The Just Writer.
"You're hired."
I pause for dramatic effect, as my eyes start to glow.
"Whether you like it or not."
A dropship appears in the distance, rapidly approaching.
23/25. The Red Defender.
23/25. The Black Burrower.
+1 @MrMirrorMan
I douse myself in pickle juice, then avocado juice.
9/10 I reached them more easilly then anticipated, changing purpouse... probably something with the crab shell. +dath
9/25 steffan the sciencer. +dath
+1 dathvader since he +'d me (I'll do my best to give +'s in proportion to those i recieve; if you + me i'll + you back if possible)
COM 0/15
So, should we stay here and explore, or go to your base?
I scan the savana for interesting features while I wait for a response.
20/25 I Need a weapon
19/20 Knives are a weapon I guess
I lightly Poke the Spear Mook, laughing at all these one health enemies
22/25 Doomsday Clock
4/10 Holoparasite
+1 JOEbob, in expectance of +1's back
I use pyrokinesis to shoot a fireball at MrMirrorMan.
Meanwhile, an engine can be heard in the distance...
I stomp sand near the Powered Sword Mook.
His Powered sword created the sparkle, while I stomp up sand and gas beside it.
Sparkle + dust, get what? Dust explosion that's centered on the Powered Sword Mook! Nearby Mooks are also affected.
The Pillarstone heals me and ender.
The Missile launcher again centers on the 13HP Assault Rifle Mook, with his friends.
Resetting COM 5/15
+1 Emerald
//AA players I will be resetting my COM. Maybe assist another? Also the Pillarstone and the Missile Launcher is downing fast. Better get some reinforcement.
"I say we look around."
I look around, see if there is anything resembling a temple. Because everyone knows a temple contains an item of mass importance.
10/10 probably something with the crab shell. using!
I place down the crafting table, and craft something along these lines:
T S T
[] S []
[] [] []
T = tarp piece, S = crab shell
some kind of crab-shell based chestplate-armor, the tarp is helping hold it together and also functioning as a weak arm-guard. have it do whatever you want, this just seemed like a good thing to do with the shell.
new: 3/15 encampment +2 IJW
12/25 steffan the sciencer. +2 IJW
+ I just write
COM 0+2 = 2/15
now, my action. if goldhero says we should stick around here, I keep looking around while casting a heal spell on myself.
24/25. The Red Defender
24/25. The Black Burrower.
+1 @MrMirrorMan
I further douse myself with literally all the water on earth.
[N]
A woman in a business suit trundles up to the battlefield in a jeep, looking at the battle from afar. She immediately calls out to the fleet of construction vehicles behind her "Yeah, this looks like just the place to build the transmitter! Oh I can't wait for the pay-per-view fees to start coming in!"
With that, a (perhaps suicidally brave) TV crew rolls up to the battle, filming the whole thing. While completely unarmed, the truck they're driving around on as they film will hopefully enable them to evade most incoming fire.
What is this woman's motive? Quite simple: profit.
(Level 1 TV crew summoned! | +10$ each round! | No attack! | Dodge!)
Front Row Seating (2/25)
Better Accomodations (2/25)
+1 @JOEbob
[PA] 3/20 HP I use the explosive force of the fire ball that killed me to power the explosion I have used the remainder of my HP to power, dealing more damage to Dath due to HP sacrificing power attacks.
19/25+2 from Plague
19/25+2 from Plague
+1 to plague
23/25 Doomsday Clock
5/10 Holoparasite
After putting a firewall up to block MrMirrorMan, I walk up to The Just Writer.
"You're hired."
I pause for dramatic effect, as my eyes start to glow.
"Whether you like it or not."
A dropship appears in the distance, rapidly approaching.
The woman nods, saying "Sure thing! I'll cut you in on the royalties when I start merchandising! Do you want to get a line of action figures first, or themed clothing?" while she quickly contemplates that she should really get herself some security. After all, there was nothing wrong with lying to save your own, especially when dealing with a creep like this.
With that little distraction over and done with, the woman quickly points out a spot on the ground, and calls out to her construction workers "We'll build the production center there! That'll let us really get our show looking great!"
With that, a rapid-paced construction project was put underway, soon erecting a small television studio. It wasn't anything particularly fancy, but it would allow for basic editing of footage before it was put on air.
Level 1 Television Studio Constructed!
(Increases +$ yield of TV crew Entities by 10% | No Attack)
Front Row Seating (3/25)
SECURITY! (3/10)
+1 @JOEbob
I use my Shotgun to fire bullets around MrMirrorMan in order to scare him into falling into a pit of lava I cunningly placed behind him.
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:22/25
+1 to and from sunnyau
25/25. The Red Defender Complete!
I summon Shield Knight!
25/25. The Black Burrower Complete!
I summon Black Knight!
2/25. The Decadent Dandy.
2/25. C-137.
+1 @MrMirrorMan
I deflect ender2's bullets back at him with the Pillarstone