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-3 to CoM (7/15) counting the coming dop
[oops, i guess i misunderstood it]
+ to goldhero
I sue, sue yeah thats what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna sue, sue, I might even sue...
you!
I sue taco bell, because they never told me not to eat a bajilion buritos, and I got fat!
I sue energizer! they never told me not to shove those double-A's... way up my nose!
If I twist my ankle...
when I'm robbing your place!
if I damage my pickaxe...
when I slam it in your face!
I'll sue, sue yeah thats what I'll do, I'll sue, sue, I might even sue you!
I'll sue yah, I'll take all your money. I'll sue ya if you even look at me funny. I'll sue you, I'll take all your money, I'LL SUE YOU IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT ME FUNNY!
the crab has no lawyer, and loses the case. it gives me all its money, and is now dirt poor. and as you all know, money can be used to pay off reality into being different, or to pay other people to do things...so I pay a guy to dump a giant wooden replica of my pickaxe on the crabs head, because thats gotta hurt.
I evade the blows of the Powered Sword Mooks in order to karate chop both of them in the back of the neck.
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:9/25
Talisman of Evasion:7/15
+1 to sunnyau.
Well... Where is the items? ( [Inferno Stick](Item) [Staff of Ice](Item) )
I dealt the damage to the Acolyte in #169...... Do I get the +5?
Also, sorry for asking, which post have dealt damage to the Acolyte last turn and why Ninjatwist_ is in Statis?
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I then swing the Staff of Ice and shoot a exist-and-not-exist Icebolt at the Acolyte.
The EOTE said I got the item in #191.
But the item didn't exist in my inventory.
So the exist-and-not-exist Icebolt made the Acolyte exist-and-not-exist, damaging him.
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+2 from ender +1 to ender -5 from questioning of damaging the Acolyte or not
7/10 Emergency Healing
7/15 TNT Stick
[PA] 15/20 HP I slide over to the player marauder's, and talk to them. "Greetings player marauder's, how are you. Well? Wonderful. Now, my good friends, you see those people over their?" I say pointing to the AA players. "See the look of disgust on their face? That look is for both your group and the one I'm in. They think their better then us. Are we going to let that stand? That insult be made without retribution? NO, for we are GRAND, NOW HELP ME, MY KIN, SHOW THESE FOOLS A LESSON!"
0/15 Overload
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COM 7/15
+ to goldhero
if the crab still lives, I sit on it and hit it on the head with a pickaxe until its dead.
otherwise, I cast a healing spell on myself.
After evading my ban, I poke NinjaTwist for a while and mutter something about the science division.
I then take my health bar and put it in front of me, then unscrew the back panel.
I look at a book entitled Health Bars for Dummies, written by me, then cut a wire, causing another panel to open, revealing a ton of dipswitches.
I set the dipswitches to a configuration which should set my health to 100. I then put everything back.
I decide to join in as PA!
CHARGES
1/25 The Red Defender
1/25. The Black Burrower
I insult one of the Player Marauder's mom's and proceed to drop an oversized mic on their head.
I tell the Player Marauders that we aren't AG, we are AAs and the PA forces(pointing at MrMirrorman and the Mook Army and the Acolyte) are the most powerful guys out there.
"See? That guy in black has A LOT of energy.**pointing at Acolyte** We can't summon things half as overpowered as him." I tell the Player Marauders.
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+1 to ender
8/10 Emergency Healing
8/15 TNT Stick
2/25. The Red Defender
2/25. The Black Burrower
I put one of the player marauders in a blender. But not just any kind of blender, it was an ELECTRIC blender.
Hey, Anti-Acolyte players. Sorry for having to save you using the Deus-Ex-Machina introduction of the Player Marauders, which was abrupt and unnecessary, but you guys really need to get out some board control for the next phase. That means to spend charges on entities, not items.
General tip: read the itinerary objectives. It's supposed to guide you on what the wisest action to take is.
I draw the Wary Souls back inside my Shotgun.
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:8/25
Talisman of Evasion:6/15
+1 to sunnyau.
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-3 to CoM (7/15) counting the coming dop
[oops, i guess i misunderstood it]
+ to goldhero
I sue, sue yeah thats what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna sue, sue, I might even sue...
you!
I sue taco bell, because they never told me not to eat a bajilion buritos, and I got fat!
I sue energizer! they never told me not to shove those double-A's... way up my nose!
If I twist my ankle...
when I'm robbing your place!
if I damage my pickaxe...
when I slam it in your face!
I'll sue, sue yeah thats what I'll do, I'll sue, sue, I might even sue you!
I'll sue yah, I'll take all your money. I'll sue ya if you even look at me funny. I'll sue you, I'll take all your money, I'LL SUE YOU IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT ME FUNNY!
the crab has no lawyer, and loses the case. it gives me all its money, and is now dirt poor. and as you all know, money can be used to pay off reality into being different, or to pay other people to do things...so I pay a guy to dump a giant wooden replica of my pickaxe on the crabs head, because thats gotta hurt.
I evade the blows of the Powered Sword Mooks in order to karate chop both of them in the back of the neck.
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:9/25
Talisman of Evasion:7/15
+1 to sunnyau.
Well... Where is the items? ( [Inferno Stick](Item) [Staff of Ice](Item) )
I dealt the damage to the Acolyte in #169...... Do I get the +5?
Also, sorry for asking, which post have dealt damage to the Acolyte last turn and why Ninjatwist_ is in Statis?
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I then swing the Staff of Ice and shoot a exist-and-not-exist Icebolt at the Acolyte.
The EOTE said I got the item in #191.
But the item didn't exist in my inventory.
So the exist-and-not-exist Icebolt made the Acolyte exist-and-not-exist, damaging him.
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+2 from ender +1 to ender -5 from questioning of damaging the Acolyte or not
7/10 Emergency Healing
7/15 TNT Stick
Umm, I don't remember you damaging the Acolyte last post. It was @ender 2 who landed the damaging blow, which I really forgot to mark down. Sorry about that, you two.
Also, despite me insisting that something needs to change about not spamming entities, the Staff of Ice goes through anyways! Again, sorry about that. Perhaps if you were to charge up entities instead it'd incline me to get these charges up sooner?
The Acolyte easily blocks any icebolt you were supposed to cast with some sort of fireball.
[PA] 15/20 HP I slide over to the player marauder's, and talk to them. "Greetings player marauder's, how are you. Well? Wonderful. Now, my good friends, you see those people over their?" I say pointing to the AA players. "See the look of disgust on their face? That look is for both your group and the one I'm in. They think their better then us. Are we going to let that stand? That insult be made without retribution? NO, for we are GRAND, NOW HELP ME, MY KIN, SHOW THESE FOOLS A LESSON!"
0/15 Overload
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COM 7/15
+ to goldhero
if the crab still lives, I sit on it and hit it on the head with a pickaxe until its dead.
otherwise, I cast a healing spell on myself.
You deal a lethal 8 damage to the Giant Crab! Eventually your long attacks will get tiring for me, so if you lay low on the actions and surprise me it'll be more effective than if you were to always use verbose actions.
After evading my ban, I poke NinjaTwist for a while and mutter something about the science division.
I then take my health bar and put it in front of me, then unscrew the back panel.
I look at a book entitled Health Bars for Dummies, written by me, then cut a wire, causing another panel to open, revealing a ton of dipswitches.
I set the dipswitches to a configuration which should set my health to 100. I then put everything back.
I decide to join in as PA!
CHARGES
1/25 The Red Defender
1/25. The Black Burrower
I insult one of the Player Marauder's mom's and proceed to drop an oversized mic on their head.
I tell the Player Marauders that we aren't AG, we are AAs and the PA forces(pointing at MrMirrorman and the Mook Army and the Acolyte) are the most powerful guys out there.
"See? That guy in black has A LOT of energy.**pointing at Acolyte** We can't summon things half as overpowered as him." I tell the Player Marauders.
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+1 to ender
8/10 Emergency Healing
8/15 TNT Stick
2/25. The Red Defender
2/25. The Black Burrower
I put one of the player marauders in a blender. But not just any kind of blender, it was an ELECTRIC blender.
The two Spear Mooks with buffed damage deal a total of 6 damage to DominicShark!
The other two Spear Mooks strike him for another 4 damage!
The rest of the Mooks refuse to attack due to Mook Chivalry.
The Player Marauders attack!
Two Player Marauders go after the Lightly Armored Shotgun Mooks, dealing 5 and 3 damage!
The other three go after the other subtypes of Mooks for 5 damage to each group!
cultist002019 scores a crit and deals double damage to the Assault Rifle Mooks!
The Powered Sword Mooks slice into slayermn720, dealing 12 damage! One of the Powered Sword Mooks has scored a crit!
The Lightly Armored Shotgun Mooks fire on the third Marauder, although they are wildly inaccurate, dealing only 2 damage!
Four Assault Rifle Mooks blast into cultist002019, dealing 6 damage!
The Acolyte strikes the leader of the Marauders with a swift open-palm strike for 4 damage! This Marauder is Dazed for the next turn!
Ninjatwist_ remains Static.
========[JOE's Sidequest]========
The Giant Crab is dead... do you wish to loot what you can from the carcass?
========[GoldHero101's Sidequest]========
Two Stalkers have made their way onto the scene. They're not willing to hunt just yet- see if you can ward them off peacefully. They're carnivorous plant-like creatures, so if you get some meat, their hunger should be sated.
====[The Battlefield]====
A shoreline reaching down the coast.
ender 2 Headless Horsemann Harmer's Howitzer §¶ (5/16 Souls)(Shotgun, Base Damage: +2, Earns 1 Soul per kill, Souls can be unleashed into an entity that can be drawn back into the gun if above Orange Health (40%), Deals +1 base damage for every 6 Souls kept in the gun) Drunken Fist (+1 base damage, 20% crit chance, and can attack twice when not using an item, automatically disappears upon death or Episode end) Ring of Flamestrike (Deals 24 damage and 2-damage Burning for 4 turns when used)
Pricey12345 Helm of the Juggernaut §¶ [Cooldown: IIIIII](+1 Speed Value and 30% damage reduction when equipped on an enemy, using this item boosts this value to 60% and the wearer's attacks always hit twice for 2 turns)
auyuengyat Wicked Ring §¶ (Dealing lowering an enemy into a health threshold adds +1 charge point to all charges) Seashell (Crafting ingredient) Inferno Stick (Base Damage: +4) Staff of Ice (Can strike up to 3 entities at once)
ConsumerOfAll Tank Artillery Tube §¶[Cooldown: II] (Deals 12 damage to an enemy and 4 damage to its surroundings as splash)
Emerald_Mann Scrambling Eggs (x2) (Deals 4 damage 6 times to an enemy or group of enemies when used) Shield Module §¶[Cooldown: III] (Grants Shielded (75% damage mitigation) for one turn on any unit of entities once used)
Anti-Acolyte:
Damage the Acolyte as much as you can!
Be careful around the Player Marauders! You don't want to capture their attention before the Mooks and Acolyte kill them! Create entities to muster board control against the Mooks!
Pro-Acolyte:
Fight the Player Marauders! They can deal great damage to the Mooks!
Dropped Items:
Welcome to the Looting Gallery! Only one item can be looted from this at a time and are anyone's for the taking.
No items have been dropped.
Ninjatwist_ [AA] HP: 3/20. Plot Armor: 80% Reduction.Stasis (Cannot be interacted with in any way)
Shortsaber §¶ (Base Damage: +2, can attack twice)
Beretta 93R Pistol §¶ (Base Damage: 4, Burst Fire (Fire a single shot with the damage of 3 shots each burst))
Base Damage: 4
Speed Value: 4
This entity can perform unique actions like a Player Character can, such as performing special actions.
Plot Armor:
This entity has a default 50% dodge chance against ranged and melee attacks.
The maximum amount of damage this entity can take is 50% of its maximum health.
This entity gains a damage reduction as its health decreases, up to 80% when at RED HEALTH.
Can target and damage the Acolyte.
Cactus (x1) (Crafting ingredient) Portable Cactus Juicing Kit (Can juice cactus efficiently, may work on other fruits) Stone Pickaxe (Hammer, Base Damage: +2) Perceptual Crystal (Will guaranteed protected items once upon death) Linear Growth Amulet (Generates Shield when out of combat, Shield gives a dodge chance depending on the interval depending on the attack (Dodge chance = Shield x 10), dodging a hit will remove shield equal to the damage of the attack that blocked it)
Giant Crab [H] HP: 0/80. Vulnerable to crits and certain weapons. Base Damage: 6. Speed Value: 2.
You should scan this area for anything of note! It should be easy because of the flat terrain.
Items/Areas of Interest: Makeshift Sandstone Pillar (Provides minor shade) Heavy Tarpulin (Providing concealment)
Odd Fossil (Unknown significance, bones can be looted. But why ruin such a specimen?) Wooden Cup (x3) (Can be used to hold liquids) Flint Point (x4) (Crafting ingredient)
The rest of the objects are unknown. Scan the area to find more!
====[The Hills]====
A grassy zone defined by its rolling landscape of hills and valleys. Houses GoldHero's sidequest.
GoldHero101 [N] HP: 20/20. Overload: 7/15.
GoldHero101 Splattershot (Assault Rifle, 25% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Splat Roller (Sword, 50% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Logs (x4) (Crafting ingredient) Wooden Pickaxe (Base Damage: +1) Cobblestone (x3) (Crafting ingredient)
Base Elements:
Cantina Svenar (Peace place, lobby, water source, can be used to cook food and create drinks)
Items/Areas of Interest: Trees (x24) (Can be logged for wood) Stone Hill (Can be mined with the proper tools) River (Water source)
There are probably more items out there that can yield stuff for you.
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COM 4/15 [it didn't go down last round?]
+ to goldhero
I, of course, begin exploring the Caracas, using a flint point as a knife to cut off pieces of flesh both for easier access and to move out of the way.
shield energy should start generating now i think, also what would define 'out of combat'?
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COM 4/15
+ to goldhero
I continue working on the crabs carcass, disconnecting flesh from shell and placing them in separate piles, I proceed to cut a hole into the crab's core, checking to see if there's anything cool there before continuing to separate the beast's various body parts, which may yet find use.
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