11/12 another crystal [generates shielding energy, which shields me.]
11/13 part of said other crystal [same as the above.]
+ to goldhero
I put the pickaxe down on the air, and it begins to spin like a top. the space around it bends, and it becomes a functionally solid platform. I jump on, and it floats upwards. pointing my hand forward, I focus, and there's a flash, 5 orbs of energy forming around and slightly behind me. my hand closes into a fist, and the orbs fly forward. as they reach directly above the crab, I thrust my hand up, stopping them in place, and then back down, sending them raining down at it. a half-second prior to impact, I sweep my hand right, sending the orbs to, well, the right, and again causing them not to impact the crab. I turn my hand so the palm faces up, and the fingers stretch in a sort of lip/cage. a new orb forms, cyan instead of colourless, and I throw it at the others, hard. to keep the other orbs from moving via armovementcommands, my other arm thrusts back, keeping the otter energy bursts in place. the cyan bolt slams into the energy balls, coating them, and forms a beast. the beast leaps up, over the crab, and sinks into the ground as if it were an ocean. a few moments later, it leaps out of the ground in front of me, flops back down, and remains part submerged.
Plasma shark summoned, becauuuuuuse I feel like it.
if this would be ridiculously ineffective, the shark eats the crab, and I throw my pickaxe at it again.
12/12 another crystal [generates shielding energy, which shields me.] Usi
13/13 part of said other crystal [same as the above.] +1 goldhero ng!
these 2 charges combine and upgrade the Linear Growth Amulet. it now generates, say, 1? 2? shield energy a round,which depletes when I get hit and blocks an amount of damage equal to the shield energy. store a maximum of, sayyyyy, 10 or maybe 20? shield energy.
the total amount of charges is 25, which is exactly the amount the Charge overflow meter will allow me to use before filling. the meter is now full at 15/15.
+ to goldhero
the pickaxe-platform falls to the ground as a new gemstone appears in the amulet, and I sheath the pickaxe in my inventory, before grabbing the flint points from the ground, running towards the giant crab and thrusting them into the tarpuline, hoping to strike eye. when I feel a point sink it, I let it stay, but when it glances off hard shell, I do not, and rather grab it again and once more thrust. once at least 4 of the points have struck eye, and are in 2 fairly distant from one another clumps of 2 or more, I stop.
Intent: expend 4-6 flint points to blind the crab, either permanently or just for a somewhat longer period of time. alternatively, give it permanent but partial blindness.
[PA] 15/20 HP The man that is also a mirror changes into a robot mirror unicorn, to use the awesome mechanical rainbow power's, but just as he is about to charge, he ends up stepping on a button. Suddenly, this is an Old Spice commercial. Look at the Acolyte, now look at Ninjatwist_, now look at the AG forces, now look at the mirror man.Now back to me. I am the ringmaster of this carnival. The Acolyte is taming a lion, with one of the AG forces sticking their head in the lion's mouth, another AG member is throwing knifes at a board with one of their allies on it, and Ninjatwist_ is juggling grenades while standing on the saddle of the robomirrorcorn. Suddenly, the robomirrorcorn's saddle is now a man eating plant, and it eats Ninjatwist_. Suddenly, the grenades explode. All of this is just a small example of the power and energy that you can have if you use Old Spice. This commercial is now over. Everyone pushes themselves back up, off of the sand, the commercial finally ending. The man that was a robomirrorcorn is now a man again, and he grabs the button that started this, breaks it, and throws it at Ninjatwist_. ". . . That was a thing that has happened."
I stomp on the sand and create a smoke screen for Ninjatwist_ to meditate and to rest inside.
Does damaging the Acolyte gain me a charge bonus, as of current?
A rod came from the skies. Fire, red, concentration.
Proposed effect: Having a focused mode and a kamikaze mode.
Focused mode: damage ramps up per turn on the same enemy
Kamikaze mode: can choose to explode the rod and deal damage.
+1ed and +1 ender
25/25 Inferno Stick[Use]
25/25 Staff of Ice[Hold, Turn:1]
You missed this:Summoning Ring of Flamestrike:16/15 (Summons a cone of flame around one enemy; takes three turns to charge. Target takes X Damage (Where X is 10% of their health) immediately and X/2 damage over time)
But anyway, I roundhouse kick the Acolyte in the face. He dodges, obviously but he is then off balance for when I jump over his head and chop in the back of the neck.
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:3/25
Talisman of Evasion:1/15
+1 sunnyau.
Error: System not responding. Attempting to recover...
Recovery unsuccessful. Checking bio-tissue.
Bio-tissue is not responding and is presumed dead.
Attempting to restimulate bio-tissue...
Succeeded.
Rebooting...Done.
After NinjaTwist's strike, I fall down...and get back up.
(Note: As this literally has no functional effect on the game, it should be considered respawning.)
11/12 another crystal [generates shielding energy, which shields me.]
11/13 part of said other crystal [same as the above.]
+ to goldhero
I put the pickaxe down on the air, and it begins to spin like a top. the space around it bends, and it becomes a functionally solid platform. I jump on, and it floats upwards. pointing my hand forward, I focus, and there's a flash, 5 orbs of energy forming around and slightly behind me. my hand closes into a fist, and the orbs fly forward. as they reach directly above the crab, I thrust my hand up, stopping them in place, and then back down, sending them raining down at it. a half-second prior to impact, I sweep my hand right, sending the orbs to, well, the right, and again causing them not to impact the crab. I turn my hand so the palm faces up, and the fingers stretch in a sort of lip/cage. a new orb forms, cyan instead of colourless, and I throw it at the others, hard. to keep the other orbs from moving via armovementcommands, my other arm thrusts back, keeping the otter energy bursts in place. the cyan bolt slams into the energy balls, coating them, and forms a beast. the beast leaps up, over the crab, and sinks into the ground as if it were an ocean. a few moments later, it leaps out of the ground in front of me, flops back down, and remains part submerged.
Plasma shark summoned, becauuuuuuse I feel like it.
if this would be ridiculously ineffective, the shark eats the crab, and I throw my pickaxe at it again.
12/12 another crystal [generates shielding energy, which shields me.] Usi
13/13 part of said other crystal [same as the above.] +1 goldhero ng!
these 2 charges combine and upgrade the Linear Growth Amulet. it now generates, say, 1? 2? shield energy a round,which depletes when I get hit and blocks an amount of damage equal to the shield energy. store a maximum of, sayyyyy, 10 or maybe 20? shield energy.
the total amount of charges is 25, which is exactly the amount the Charge overflow meter will allow me to use before filling. the meter is now full at 15/15.
+ to goldhero
the pickaxe-platform falls to the ground as a new gemstone appears in the amulet, and I sheath the pickaxe in my inventory, before grabbing the flint points from the ground, running towards the giant crab and thrusting them into the tarpuline, hoping to strike eye. when I feel a point sink it, I let it stay, but when it glances off hard shell, I do not, and rather grab it again and once more thrust. once at least 4 of the points have struck eye, and are in 2 fairly distant from one another clumps of 2 or more, I stop.
Intent: expend 4-6 flint points to blind the crab, either permanently or just for a somewhat longer period of time. alternatively, give it permanent but partial blindness.
Both charges go off, but the cooldown prevents any charges from going off from now on until you leave your charge slots open.
The Linear Growth Amulet gets upgraded to give you some shielding! Instead of gaining shield slowly over time, it'll just give you a lot of shield once you're out of combat.
You spend a few Flint charges to extend the Crab's blindess for a turn!
[PA] 15/20 HP The man that is also a mirror changes into a robot mirror unicorn, to use the awesome mechanical rainbow power's, but just as he is about to charge, he ends up stepping on a button. Suddenly, this is an Old Spice commercial. Look at the Acolyte, now look at Ninjatwist_, now look at the AG forces, now look at the mirror man.Now back to me. I am the ringmaster of this carnival. The Acolyte is taming a lion, with one of the AG forces sticking their head in the lion's mouth, another AG member is throwing knifes at a board with one of their allies on it, and Ninjatwist_ is juggling grenades while standing on the saddle of the robomirrorcorn. Suddenly, the robomirrorcorn's saddle is now a man eating plant, and it eats Ninjatwist_. Suddenly, the grenades explode. All of this is just a small example of the power and energy that you can have if you use Old Spice. This commercial is now over. Everyone pushes themselves back up, off of the sand, the commercial finally ending. The man that was a robomirrorcorn is now a man again, and he grabs the button that started this, breaks it, and throws it at Ninjatwist_. ". . . That was a thing that has happened."
I stomp on the sand and create a smoke screen for Ninjatwist_ to meditate and to rest inside.
Does damaging the Acolyte gain me a charge bonus, as of current?
A rod came from the skies. Fire, red, concentration.
Proposed effect: Having a focused mode and a kamikaze mode.
Focused mode: damage ramps up per turn on the same enemy
Kamikaze mode: can choose to explode the rod and deal damage.
+1ed and +1 ender
25/25 Inferno Stick[Use]
25/25 Staff of Ice[Hold, Turn:1]
You missed this:Summoning Ring of Flamestrike:16/15 (Summons a cone of flame around one enemy; takes three turns to charge. Target takes X Damage (Where X is 10% of their health) immediately and X/2 damage over time)
But anyway, I roundhouse kick the Acolyte in the face. He dodges, obviously but he is then off balance for when I jump over his head and chop in the back of the neck.
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:3/25
Talisman of Evasion:1/15
+1 sunnyau.
Gotcha! You gain a Ring of Flamestrike which will deal a flat amount of damage and DoT when used. Your inventory space and especially your Charge Overload are going to get expended soon if you keep this up, though.
========[End-of-Turn Events]========
The Wary Souls have nothing to target, since they will not try to hit players!
Ninjatwist_ charges the Acolyte while on low health, trying to knee him to the ground, but the Acolyte interrupts the maneuver by shoving Ninjatwist_ out of arm's reach!
The lone Red Shirt waits for the next wave of Mooks to arrive.
The Acolyte must take 1 more damage before the next Mook wave can arrive!
The Acolyte catches the Red Shirt off-guard and kills him with a lethal 7-damage swift strike!
auyuengyat continues to burn up!
========[JOE's Sidequest]========
The Giant Crab tries swinging at you, but the debris in its eyes makes it difficult for it to see!
The Giant Crab regains focus, ready to retaliate against you next turn!
You return to normal energy.
========[GoldHero101's Sidequest]========
No mobs appear anywhere... for now. That might not be the case forever, though. Gather resources while you can
====[The Battlefield]====
A shoreline reaching down the coast.
ender 2 Headless Horsemann Harmer's Howitzer §¶ (0/16 Souls)(Shotgun, Base Damage: +2, Earns 1 Soul per kill, Souls can be unleashed into an entity that can be drawn back into the gun if above Orange Health (40%), Deals +1 base damage for every 6 Souls kept in the gun) Drunken Fist (+1 base damage, 20% crit chance, and can attack twice when not using an item, automatically disappears upon death or Episode end) Ring of Flamestrike (Deals 24 damage and 2-damage Burning for 4 turns when used)
Pricey12345 Helm of the Juggernaut §¶ [Cooldown: IIIIII](+1 Speed Value and 30% damage reduction when equipped on an enemy, using this item boosts this value to 60% and the wearer's attacks always hit twice for 2 turns)
auyuengyat Wicked Ring §¶ (Dealing lowering an enemy into a health threshold adds +1 charge point to all charges) Seashell (Crafting ingredient)
ConsumerOfAll Tank Artillery Tube §¶[Cooldown: II] (Deals 12 damage to an enemy and 4 damage to its surroundings as splash)
Emerald_Mann Scrambling Eggs (x2) (Deals 4 damage 6 times to an enemy or group of enemies when used) Shield Module §¶[Cooldown: III] (Grants Shielded (75% damage mitigation) for one turn on any unit of entities once used)
MrMirrorMan [PA] HP: 15/20. Overload: 7/15.
DathVader [N?] HP: 20/20.
Itinerary Objectives:
Anti-Acolyte:
Damage the Acolyte as much as you can!
Draw aggro away from Ninjatwist_ and yourselves! This can be easily done with quickly-charged entities!
Heal Ninjatwist_ in case he gets damaged!
Pro-Acolyte:
Fight Ninjatwist_ and the Player Entities!
Dropped Items:
Welcome to the Looting Gallery! Only one item can be looted from this at a time and are anyone's for the taking.
No items have been dropped.
Beretta 93R Pistol §¶ (Base Damage: 4, Burst Fire (Fire a single shot with the damage of 3 shots each burst))
Base Damage: 4
Speed Value: 4
This entity can perform unique actions like a Player Character can, such as performing special actions.
Plot Armor:
This entity has a default 50% dodge chance against ranged and melee attacks.
The maximum amount of damage this entity can take is 50% of its maximum health.
This entity gains a damage reduction as its health decreases, up to 80% when at RED HEALTH.
Can target and damage the Acolyte.
Red Shirt [AA] HP: 0/16. Base Damage: 2. Speed Value: 3.
Cactus (x1) (Crafting ingredient) Portable Cactus Juicing Kit (Can juice cactus efficiently, may work on other fruits) Stone Pickaxe (Hammer, Base Damage: +2) Perceptual Crystal (Will guaranteed protected items once upon death) Linear Growth Amulet (Generates Shield when out of combat, Shield gives a dodge chance depending on the interval depending on the attack (Dodge chance = Shield x 10), dodging a hit will remove shield equal to the damage of the attack that blocked it)
Giant Crab [H] HP: 34/80. Vulnerable to crits and certain weapons. Base Damage: 6. Speed Value: 2. Blind (60% miss chance, 0/2)
You should scan this area for anything of note! It should be easy because of the flat terrain.
Items/Areas of Interest: Makeshift Sandstone Pillar (Provides minor shade) Heavy Tarpulin (Providing concealment)
Odd Fossil (Unknown significance, bones can be looted. But why ruin such a specimen?) Wooden Cup (x3) (Can be used to hold liquids) Flint Point (x4) (Crafting ingredient)
The rest of the objects are unknown. Scan the area to find more!
====[The Hills]====
A grassy zone defined by its rolling landscape of hills and valleys. Houses GoldHero's sidequest.
GoldHero101 [N] HP: 20/20.
GoldHero101 Splattershot (Assault Rifle, 25% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Splat Roller (Sword, 50% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Logs (x6) (Crafting ingredient)
Base Elements:
Cantina Svenar (Peace place, lobby, water source)
Items/Areas of Interest: Trees (x24) (Can be logged for wood) Stone Hill (Can be mined with the proper tools) River (Water source)
There are probably more items out there that can yield stuff for you.
-/- ----
-/- ----
-3 to CoM
+ to goldhero
I grab the pickaxe and begin mining, mining, i'd mine a diamond, mining, mining, if I could find one, mining, mining, wait thats a cra-ab.
and I break through the rock, cut through block after block, and I finally find what I'm destined to mine, I raise up my pick-axing arm one more time, right after I make sure its cool with the crab-heart.
crab-heart,would you mind if I mind you.
crab heart answer me or I'll think you...
won't mind my pickaxe running through you.
I hear no objections time to get to Mining.
mining. I mine a crab-heart.
mining mining, now that I've found one.
then I drop the pickaxe. the crab is so confused by what it just heard( butdidn'tsee, itsblindremember), that it doesn't realise that its heart has 5 holes in it now.
10/10 Cantina Svenar: Kitchen and Bar (COMPLETE!)
3/5 Pickaxe
+2ed by joe.
+1 to joe.
The Cantina expands into a kitchen and a bar. Nice. I go behind the table and begin mixing up some drinks and making some food. Every Bar needs a menu.
//I used the [Inferno Stick] charge which I want an item for it last turn.....
[Staff of Ice] Charge:
AoE damage weapon Item.
The 2nd law of thermodynamics told us that there is net entropy increase in a closed system.
So, when MrMirrorMan decreases the entropy of the sand shroud by magic,
I then direct the change of entropy(the removal of the sand shroud and the net increase that occurs normally) into Acolyte.
The Acolyte is massively disfigured and damaged since there is a bazillion states of the Acolyte at the same time.
25/25 Staff of Ice[Expending, charged last turn]
+1ed by ender, +5ed by Acolyte, +1 to ender
7/10 Emergency Healing
7/15 TNT Stick
I roundhouse kick the Acolyte in the face. He dodges, obviously but he is then off balance for when I jump over his head and chop in the back of the neck.
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:5/25
Talisman of Evasion:3/15
+1 from and to sunnyau.
-/- ----
-/- ----
-3 to CoM (9/15)
+ to goldhero
I slam the pickaxe into the crabs right claw, breaking away at the shell, and strike again, damaging its claw further. blow after blow strikes the claw, and the shell breaks. now the skin is exposed.
no, I don't know how crab biology works.
anyway I proceed to warp back to the tarpulines former location, grab the four remaining flint points, and stab them into the exposed skin one at a time.
you might ask, how is this going to work when I have no idea how crab biology works?
I reply that the powers of artistic lisense: biology will save me.
you might reply, thats not a real thing.
I would then reply that fine, then descendancy will save me.
I'm going to guess you don't have any arguments against that, and leave this attack here.
in the past.
since it happened earlier.
about 5 minutes earlier but whatever.
pfoof.
//Completed charge: [Inferno Stick](Item) [Staff of Ice](Item)
I then model an Acolyte out there. Being sensitive to taunts, the Acolyte's hatred for the clone burns and he try to hit it, partially due to hating another godmodder to take his place, before finding all of the clone is a facade and the facade has small spikes with intense poison on it. He suffers from the poison entering his bloodstream.
+1ed by ender,+1 to ender
9/10 Emergency Healing
9/15 TNT Stick
I test my new Ring on the Acolyte. He hopefully takes countermeasures to protect against fire, upon which I reveal my new Ring is not the Ring of Flamestrike; but a LASER RING!
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:7/25
Talisman of Evasion:5/15
+1 from and to sunnyau.
I look at NinjaTwist, slowly. NinjaTwist wonders what is going on as a malevolent spark appears in my eyes.
NinjaTwist is no longer in the battlefield.
He vividly imagines a band of carefree children playing and singing, innocent as can be...
But within minutes, the scene takes a horribly sinister turn.
The children begin to fight each other, and their conflict quickly escalates to the most brutal, lethal violence NinjaTwist can conceive of. Impaling each other on wooden poles, disemboweling each other on sharp rocks, even ripping flesh from bone with their bare hands. These children, now merely tattered doppelgangers of themselves, spread death and destruction more horrific than NinjaTwist can imagine on his own. A naked boy, drenched in blood, sings with delight as he runs through a hellish wasteland, pursued by unspeakable monsters. They overtake him and utterly destroy him, the song still issuing forth from his shredded lips all the while.
Yet, inexplicably, I remain calm and peaceful even as I make him see this.
"You should be scared. I can do this, and worse! Bow before me!"
(Note: If I kill NinjaTwist at any point, I quickly grab his soul and put it in my inventory.)
[PA] 15/20 HP I pull up as much sand as I can, transforming it into glass, making a sandstorm of glass, that things all crashes into Ninjatwist_, filling him with glass dust. This is painful.
You unveil Ninjatwist_'s sand shroud and find him in Stasis! He appears frozen in time- he doesn't blink, pulse, or move at all. Yet you can sense he is very much alive- but locked in spacetime. If you're worried about him being a prominent figure in the battlefield, any influence he has is probably gone now.
I want to note that you're doing a pretty good job on managing your Charge Overload.
-/- ----
-/- ----
-3 to CoM
+ to goldhero
I grab the pickaxe and begin mining, mining, i'd mine a diamond, mining, mining, if I could find one, mining, mining, wait thats a cra-ab.
and I break through the rock, cut through block after block, and I finally find what I'm destined to mine, I raise up my pick-axing arm one more time, right after I make sure its cool with the crab-heart.
crab-heart,would you mind if I mind you.
crab heart answer me or I'll think you...
won't mind my pickaxe running through you.
I hear no objections time to get to Mining.
mining. I mine a crab-heart.
mining mining, now that I've found one.
then I drop the pickaxe. the crab is so confused by what it just heard( butdidn'tsee, itsblindremember), that it doesn't realise that its heart has 5 holes in it now.
10/10 Cantina Svenar: Kitchen and Bar (COMPLETE!)
3/5 Pickaxe
+2ed by joe.
+1 to joe.
The Cantina expands into a kitchen and a bar. Nice. I go behind the table and begin mixing up some drinks and making some food. Every Bar needs a menu.
//I used the [Inferno Stick] charge which I want an item for it last turn.....
[Staff of Ice] Charge:
AoE damage weapon Item.
The 2nd law of thermodynamics told us that there is net entropy increase in a closed system.
So, when MrMirrorMan decreases the entropy of the sand shroud by magic,
I then direct the change of entropy(the removal of the sand shroud and the net increase that occurs normally) into Acolyte.
The Acolyte is massively disfigured and damaged since there is a bazillion states of the Acolyte at the same time.
25/25 Staff of Ice[Expending, charged last turn]
+1ed by ender, +5ed by Acolyte, +1 to ender
7/10 Emergency Healing
7/15 TNT Stick
I roundhouse kick the Acolyte in the face. He dodges, obviously but he is then off balance for when I jump over his head and chop in the back of the neck.
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:5/25
Talisman of Evasion:3/15
+1 from and to sunnyau.
-/- ----
-/- ----
-3 to CoM (9/15)
+ to goldhero
I slam the pickaxe into the crabs right claw, breaking away at the shell, and strike again, damaging its claw further. blow after blow strikes the claw, and the shell breaks. now the skin is exposed.
no, I don't know how crab biology works.
anyway I proceed to warp back to the tarpulines former location, grab the four remaining flint points, and stab them into the exposed skin one at a time.
you might ask, how is this going to work when I have no idea how crab biology works?
I reply that the powers of artistic lisense: biology will save me.
you might reply, thats not a real thing.
I would then reply that fine, then descendancy will save me.
I'm going to guess you don't have any arguments against that, and leave this attack here.
in the past.
since it happened earlier.
about 5 minutes earlier but whatever.
pfoof.
//Completed charge: [Inferno Stick](Item) [Staff of Ice](Item)
I then model an Acolyte out there. Being sensitive to taunts, the Acolyte's hatred for the clone burns and he try to hit it, partially due to hating another godmodder to take his place, before finding all of the clone is a facade and the facade has small spikes with intense poison on it. He suffers from the poison entering his bloodstream.
+1ed by ender,+1 to ender
9/10 Emergency Healing
9/15 TNT Stick
I test my new Ring on the Acolyte. He hopefully takes countermeasures to protect against fire, upon which I reveal my new Ring is not the Ring of Flamestrike; but a LASER RING!
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:7/25
Talisman of Evasion:5/15
+1 from and to sunnyau.
I look at NinjaTwist, slowly. NinjaTwist wonders what is going on as a malevolent spark appears in my eyes.
NinjaTwist is no longer in the battlefield.
He vividly imagines a band of carefree children playing and singing, innocent as can be...
But within minutes, the scene takes a horribly sinister turn.
The children begin to fight each other, and their conflict quickly escalates to the most brutal, lethal violence NinjaTwist can conceive of. Impaling each other on wooden poles, disemboweling each other on sharp rocks, even ripping flesh from bone with their bare hands. These children, now merely tattered doppelgangers of themselves, spread death and destruction more horrific than NinjaTwist can imagine on his own. A naked boy, drenched in blood, sings with delight as he runs through a hellish wasteland, pursued by unspeakable monsters. They overtake him and utterly destroy him, the song still issuing forth from his shredded lips all the while.
Yet, inexplicably, I remain calm and peaceful even as I make him see this.
"You should be scared. I can do this, and worse! Bow before me!"
(Note: If I kill NinjaTwist at any point, I quickly grab his soul and put it in my inventory.)
This is... a disturbing turn of events. Please do not expose me to that again.
I'm being serious here- consider yourself warned. I'm letting you off the first time, but that kind of material doesn't belong here and I'll have to punish you if this continues.
Ninjatwist_, alongside his mental process, is in stasis and cannot view, let alone comprehend, the horrors you have placed before him!
[PA] 15/20 HP I pull up as much sand as I can, transforming it into glass, making a sandstorm of glass, that things all crashes into Ninjatwist_, filling him with glass dust. This is painful.
The glass dust falls right through Ninjatwist_, due to his static (relative to time and space) state. As I said before, if you wanted to take Ninjatwist_ off the board, your job's done.
========[End-of-Turn Events]========
The Wary Souls have nothing to target, since they will not try to hit players!
Ninjatwist_ is in Stasis! He can't act, even if he wanted to, as his processes are locked in time and space.
The Acolyte has reached another damage threshold! He summons another squadron of Mooks to fight the player! This one appears significantly more well-armed and armored than the last!
A band of upstart human Marauders encroach from the beach, armed with little more than Wooden Swords! It appears they want to fight the biggest thing available.
Thankfully, they have no idea who they're dealing with.
auyuengyat's flames go out.
Ninjatwist_ remains Static.
========[JOE's Sidequest]========
The Giant Crab swings at you, ready to retaliate and dealing 6 damage! Good thing you're coming up with a shielding apparatus soon.
And good thing I'm probably going to change how solo sidequests work soon.
========[GoldHero101's Sidequest]========
No mobs appear anywhere... for now. That might not be the case forever, though. Gather resources while you can
====[The Battlefield]====
A shoreline reaching down the coast.
ender 2 Headless Horsemann Harmer's Howitzer §¶ (0/16 Souls)(Shotgun, Base Damage: +2, Earns 1 Soul per kill, Souls can be unleashed into an entity that can be drawn back into the gun if above Orange Health (40%), Deals +1 base damage for every 6 Souls kept in the gun) Drunken Fist (+1 base damage, 20% crit chance, and can attack twice when not using an item, automatically disappears upon death or Episode end) Ring of Flamestrike (Deals 24 damage and 2-damage Burning for 4 turns when used)
Pricey12345 Helm of the Juggernaut §¶ [Cooldown: IIIIII](+1 Speed Value and 30% damage reduction when equipped on an enemy, using this item boosts this value to 60% and the wearer's attacks always hit twice for 2 turns)
auyuengyat Wicked Ring §¶ (Dealing lowering an enemy into a health threshold adds +1 charge point to all charges) Seashell (Crafting ingredient)
ConsumerOfAll Tank Artillery Tube §¶[Cooldown: II] (Deals 12 damage to an enemy and 4 damage to its surroundings as splash)
Emerald_Mann Scrambling Eggs (x2) (Deals 4 damage 6 times to an enemy or group of enemies when used) Shield Module §¶[Cooldown: III] (Grants Shielded (75% damage mitigation) for one turn on any unit of entities once used)
MrMirrorMan [PA] HP: 15/20. Overload: 2/15.
DathVader [N?] HP: 20/20.
Itinerary Objectives:
Anti-Acolyte:
Damage the Acolyte as much as you can!
Be careful around the Player Marauders! You don't want to capture their attention before the Mooks and Acolyte kill them! Create entities to muster board control against the Mooks!
Pro-Acolyte:
Fight the Player Marauders! They can deal great damage to the Mooks!
Dropped Items:
Welcome to the Looting Gallery! Only one item can be looted from this at a time and are anyone's for the taking.
No items have been dropped.
Ninjatwist_ [AA] HP: 3/20. Plot Armor: 80% Reduction.Stasis (Cannot be interacted with in any way)
Shortsaber §¶ (Base Damage: +2, can attack twice)
Beretta 93R Pistol §¶ (Base Damage: 4, Burst Fire (Fire a single shot with the damage of 3 shots each burst))
Base Damage: 4
Speed Value: 4
This entity can perform unique actions like a Player Character can, such as performing special actions.
Plot Armor:
This entity has a default 50% dodge chance against ranged and melee attacks.
The maximum amount of damage this entity can take is 50% of its maximum health.
This entity gains a damage reduction as its health decreases, up to 80% when at RED HEALTH.
Can target and damage the Acolyte.
Cactus (x1) (Crafting ingredient) Portable Cactus Juicing Kit (Can juice cactus efficiently, may work on other fruits) Stone Pickaxe (Hammer, Base Damage: +2) Perceptual Crystal (Will guaranteed protected items once upon death) Linear Growth Amulet (Generates Shield when out of combat, Shield gives a dodge chance depending on the interval depending on the attack (Dodge chance = Shield x 10), dodging a hit will remove shield equal to the damage of the attack that blocked it)
Giant Crab [H] HP: 16/80. Vulnerable to crits and certain weapons. Base Damage: 6. Speed Value: 2.
You should scan this area for anything of note! It should be easy because of the flat terrain.
Items/Areas of Interest: Makeshift Sandstone Pillar (Provides minor shade) Heavy Tarpulin (Providing concealment)
Odd Fossil (Unknown significance, bones can be looted. But why ruin such a specimen?) Wooden Cup (x3) (Can be used to hold liquids) Flint Point (x4) (Crafting ingredient)
The rest of the objects are unknown. Scan the area to find more!
====[The Hills]====
A grassy zone defined by its rolling landscape of hills and valleys. Houses GoldHero's sidequest.
GoldHero101 [N] HP: 20/20.
GoldHero101 Splattershot (Assault Rifle, 25% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Splat Roller (Sword, 50% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Logs (x6) (Crafting ingredient)
Base Elements:
Cantina Svenar (Peace place, lobby, water source, can be used to cook food and create drinks)
Items/Areas of Interest: Trees (x24) (Can be logged for wood) Stone Hill (Can be mined with the proper tools) River (Water source)
There are probably more items out there that can yield stuff for you.
I draw the Wary Souls back inside my Shotgun.
Summoning THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF THE SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTOR OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY. CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST AND CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, THE MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD:8/25
Talisman of Evasion:6/15
+1 to sunnyau.
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