25/25 perceptual crystal- exact mechanics to be decided, general idea is a defensive item that generates power over time. if it has [arbitraynumber] energy and i am struck by enough power to pierce that, it will instead protect my items for me at the cost of [arbitrarynumber] energy, regardless of whether or not i'd lose them (IE: lose power even if i win the 'keep item' roll.] +1 goldhero
25/25 linear growth Amulet- no useful abilitys, but its strength grows linearly with time up to a cap, eventually will get abilitys via other charges. the only available ability is "semipermanence- you may keep this item on death once every 20 (-5 every for every [cooldownperiod] rounds this existed, until 10.) rounds +1 goldhero
new: 1/12 another crystal (defensive)
new: 1/13 part of said other crystal (defensive)
+ to goldhero
Both my charges go off, and a fancy golden amulet, inlaid with gems, appears around my neck. I realize that with crafting and upgrading illegal, the amulet is useless, so I alter it to have the ability to hold up to 2 "crystal" type items (meaning the item is litterally a crystal, and was made for this.), extending its semipermanence ability to them, before putting the perceptual crystal in one slot.
now armed with a defensive item, a means to keep it in the unlikely event of death, and my +damage spiked pickaxe, I....
wait under the tarp for combat buffs/surprise attacking, casting a short magical ritual to give myself +damage next turn if possible.
I *finally* unleash the entity from out of the Howitzer, point it at MrMirrorMan and tell it: "Kill". MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mastering Drunken Fist:17/21
Summoning Ring of Flamestrike:12/15
+1 TrickleJest
Sorry I couldn't update yesterday, I had some drama to attend to. Thankfully, everyone involved has buried the hatchet (to my knowledge), so the update schedule should be back to normal. Well- as normal as things can be.
Hmm.... Drugged?
As I see the Spear Mooks being enchanted with darkness, I shine sunlight onto them, making the darkness collide with the brightness and harm them.
+ed by Wicked Ring (3HP Mook)
+1 ender
13/25 Inferno Stick
13/25 Staff of Ice
23/25 perceptual crystal- exact mechanics to be decided, general idea is a defensive item that generates power over time. if it has [arbitraynumber] energy and i am struck by enough power to pierce that, it will instead protect my items for me at the cost of [arbitrarynumber] energy, regardless of whether or not i'd lose them (IE: lose power even if i win the 'keep item' roll.]
23/25 linear growth crystal- no useful abilitys, but its strength grows linearly with time up to a cap, eventually will get abilitys via other charges. the only available ability is "semipermanence- you may keep this item on death once every 20 (-5 every for every [cooldownperiod] rounds this existed, until 10.) rounds
+ to goldhero
I hide under the heavy trapuline and return it to its previous state. I proceed to juice Half my cactus (and put said juice in a wooden cup), take the 6 flint points, and attach them to the pickaxe via cactus goop. I then hold it out in the sun for a moment, drying the cactus goop into solidity, and use magic combined with minecraft logic to make my highly impractical idea work.
You successfully hide under the tarpulin! While the cactus doesn't provide a sticky enough adhesive to attach your flint heads to your pickaxe, it's not completely wasted- you can still make a nice juice out of it.
25/25 perceptual crystal- exact mechanics to be decided, general idea is a defensive item that generates power over time. if it has [arbitraynumber] energy and i am struck by enough power to pierce that, it will instead protect my items for me at the cost of [arbitrarynumber] energy, regardless of whether or not i'd lose them (IE: lose power even if i win the 'keep item' roll.] +1 goldhero
25/25 linear growth Amulet- no useful abilitys, but its strength grows linearly with time up to a cap, eventually will get abilitys via other charges. the only available ability is "semipermanence- you may keep this item on death once every 20 (-5 every for every [cooldownperiod] rounds this existed, until 10.) rounds +1 goldhero
new: 1/12 another crystal (defensive)
new: 1/13 part of said other crystal (defensive)
+ to goldhero
Both my charges go off, and a fancy golden amulet, inlaid with gems, appears around my neck. I realize that with crafting and upgrading illegal, the amulet is useless, so I alter it to have the ability to hold up to 2 "crystal" type items (meaning the item is litterally a crystal, and was made for this.), extending its semipermanence ability to them, before putting the perceptual crystal in one slot.
now armed with a defensive item, a means to keep it in the unlikely event of death, and my +damage spiked pickaxe, I....
wait under the tarp for combat buffs/surprise attacking, casting a short magical ritual to give myself +damage next turn if possible.
I'm not a big fan of keeping items after death, sadly, since quite a few people abused it. Your items have been nerfed, although hopefully not to the point of uselessness.
I *finally* unleash the entity from out of the Howitzer, point it at MrMirrorMan and tell it: "Kill". MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mastering Drunken Fist:17/21
Summoning Ring of Flamestrike:12/15
+1 TrickleJest
Purple smoke pours out of the eyes and mouth of the skull decal as all of the souls within are unleashed into a horde of Wary Souls! You can withdraw these back into the gun if they have enough health when you do so. But for now, your Soul counter resets to 0! They're inactive this turn, but they can't be attacked. Feel free to order them around next turn, though.
Ninjatwist_ dodges the beam! He angrily shakes his fist at the carrier before sudden plot lightning zaps the transporter beam out of commission.
========[End-of-Turn Events]========
Ninjatwist_ downs ender's Regen Potion! He will begin to Regenerate for 2 turns. He gives ender a grateful thumbs-up!
The two Spear Mooks strike greviously at the Red Shirts, dealing 3 damage to both! This kills one of the Red Shirts!
The lone Red Shirt tries to avenge his friend by dealing 2 damage to the weaker Spear Mook!
The Assault Rifle Mooks try firing at Ninjatwist_! They manage to deal a single point of damage to him!
The lone Shield Mook picks up his shield and starts wavering around MrMirrorMan.
The Acolyte, trying to give Mirror another chance to stay alive, Shadowbinds him again for 2 turns! This will go away if he attacks something.
Ninjatwist_ is bleeding! His Evasion also wears out.
The Spear Mooks return to normal power.
The Wary Souls arrive onto the battlefield!
========[JOE's Sidequest]========
A Giant Crab marches onto the battlefield seeking an easy meal. You're under the tarp, though, so what you do with it is up to you.
====[The Battlefield]====
A shoreline reaching down the coast.
ender 2 Headless Horsemann Harmer's Howitzer §¶ (0/16 Souls)(Shotgun, Base Damage: +2, Earns 1 Soul per kill, Souls can be unleashed into an entity that can be drawn back into the gun if above Orange Health (40%), Deals +1 base damage for every 6 Souls kept in the gun) Regeneration Potion (Grants Regeneration (4 HP gained per turn) to the target entity when used)
Pricey12345 Helm of the Juggernaut §¶ [Cooldown: IIIIII](+1 Speed Value and 30% damage reduction when equipped on an enemy, using this item boosts this value to 60% and the wearer's attacks always hit twice for 2 turns)
auyuengyat Wicked Ring §¶ (Dealing lowering an enemy into a health threshold adds +1 charge point to all charges) Seashell (Crafting ingredient)
ConsumerOfAll Tank Artillery Tube §¶[Cooldown: II] (Deals 12 damage to an enemy and 4 damage to its surroundings as splash)
Emerald_Mann Scrambling Eggs (x3) (Deals 4 damage 6 times to an enemy or group of enemies when used) Shield Module §¶[Cooldown: III] (Grants Shielded (75% damage mitigation) for one turn on any unit of entities once used)
MrMirrorMan [PA] HP: 13/20. Shadowbound (All attacks against this entity miss, this effect goes away if this entity attacks, 2/2)
DathVader [N?] HP: 20/20.
Itinerary Objectives:
Anti-Acolyte:
Damage the Acolyte as much as you can!
Draw aggro away from Ninjatwist_ and yourselves! This can be easily done with quickly-charged entities!
Heal Ninjatwist_ in case he gets damaged!
Pro-Acolyte:
Fight Ninjatwist_ and the Player Entities!
Dropped Items:
Welcome to the Looting Gallery! Only one item can be looted from this at a time and are anyone's for the taking.
No items have been dropped.
Ninjatwist_ [AA] HP: 6/20. Plot Armor: 60% Reduction.Bleeding (1 damage over time, 2/4), Evasive (40% dodge chance, 0/2), Regeneration (4 HP gained per turn, 2/2)
Shortsaber §¶ (Base Damage: +2, can attack twice)
Beretta 93R Pistol §¶ (Base Damage: 4, Burst Fire (Fire a single shot with the damage of 3 shots each burst))
Base Damage: 4
Speed Value: 4
This entity can perform unique actions like a Player Character can, such as performing special actions.
Plot Armor:
This entity has a default 50% dodge chance against ranged and melee attacks.
The maximum amount of damage this entity can take is 50% of its maximum health.
This entity gains a damage reduction as its health decreases, up to 80% when at RED HEALTH.
Can target and damage the Acolyte.
Red Shirts [AA] HP: 0/16, 5/16. Base Damage: 2. Speed Value: 3.
Cactus (x1) (Crafting ingredient) Portable Cactus Juicing Kit (Can juice cactus efficiently, may work on other fruits) Stone Pickaxe (Hammer, Base Damage: +2) Perceptual Crystal (Will guaranteed protected items once upon death) Linear Growth Amulet (Can get some boosts from other charges)
Giant Crab [H] HP: 80/80. Vulnerable to crits and certain weapons. Base Damage: 6. Speed Value: 2.
You should scan this area for anything of note! It should be easy because of the flat terrain.
Items/Areas of Interest: Makeshift Sandstone Pillar (Provides minor shade) Heavy Tarpulin (Providing concealment)
Odd Fossil (Unknown significance, bones can be looted. But why ruin such a specimen?) Wooden Cup (x3) (Can be used to hold liquids) Flint Point (x6) (Crafting ingredient)
The rest of the objects are unknown. Scan the area to find more!
====[The Hills]====
A grassy zone defined by its rolling landscape of hills and valleys. Houses GoldHero's sidequest.
GoldHero101 [N] HP: 20/20.
GoldHero101 Splattershot (Assault Rifle, 25% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Splat Roller (Sword, 50% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Logs (x10) (Crafting ingredient)
Items/Areas of Interest: Trees (x24) (Can be logged for wood) Stone Hill (Can be mined with the proper tools)
There are probably more items out there that can yield stuff for you.
3/12 another crystal [generates shielding energy, which shields me.] +1 goldhero
3/13 part of said other crystal [same as the above.] +1 goldhero
+ to goldhero
I scan the crab. will it be leaving soon? and what weapon types is it weak to? as well, will it drop any useful loot?
if it drops loot and leaves soon(IE within a turn), I will stealthily follow it from behind.
if it is not leaving soon, but does drop loot, I silently brew a potion of blades with the flint, using cactus juice in the place of water, and place it on the ground next to me, under the tarp. I'll drink the potion to temporarily buff my attacks when I attack it.
if it does not drop loot, I will just hide, maybe brewing some potions of regeneration with magic while i wait so I can down them for healz later.
I tell the Wary Souls to surround the Assault Rifle Mooks and proceed to throw a flashbang at them. This will hopefully allow the Souls to engage without drawing heavy fire.
Mastering Drunken Fist:18/21
Summoning Ring of Flamestrike:13/15
4/12 another crystal [generates shielding energy, which shields me.]
4/13 part of said other crystal [same as the above.]
+ to goldhero
my actions are same as before, except if its leaving and drops loot I brew a damage potion as i follow.
I decides to use the rouse of the Wary Souls attacking the Automatic Rifle Mooks and draws the spear mook's attention to them. While they are busy throwing spears at the 16 Souls I stab both of them from behind without warning.
+1 Wicked Ring
17/25 Inferno Stick
17/25 Staff of Ice
When the Spear Mooks turn around to see what stabbed them, I shoot them from the front with my NOT-Shotgun; with the unusual property of not being a shotgun *surprise*... ITS A GRENADE!
Mastering Drunken Fist:18/21
Summoning Ring of Flamestrike:13/15
+1 sunnyau
3/12 another crystal [generates shielding energy, which shields me.] +1 goldhero
3/13 part of said other crystal [same as the above.] +1 goldhero
+ to goldhero
I scan the crab. will it be leaving soon? and what weapon types is it weak to? as well, will it drop any useful loot?
if it drops loot and leaves soon(IE within a turn), I will stealthily follow it from behind.
if it is not leaving soon, but does drop loot, I silently brew a potion of blades with the flint, using cactus juice in the place of water, and place it on the ground next to me, under the tarp. I'll drink the potion to temporarily buff my attacks when I attack it.
if it does not drop loot, I will just hide, maybe brewing some potions of regeneration with magic while i wait so I can down them for healz later.
Your pickaxe should be enough to pierce the thing's carapace and deal considerable damage to the fleshy parts within.
A monster of this size should drop some form of loot for you to gain. You try to brew a strengthening potion, but the flint doesn't react too well with the rest of your Cactus Juice, only making you receive a dodge boost.
I tell the Wary Souls to surround the Assault Rifle Mooks and proceed to throw a flashbang at them. This will hopefully allow the Souls to engage without drawing heavy fire.
Mastering Drunken Fist:18/21
Summoning Ring of Flamestrike:13/15
4/12 another crystal [generates shielding energy, which shields me.]
4/13 part of said other crystal [same as the above.]
+ to goldhero
my actions are same as before, except if its leaving and drops loot I brew a damage potion as i follow.
I decides to use the rouse of the Wary Souls attacking the Automatic Rifle Mooks and draws the spear mook's attention to them. While they are busy throwing spears at the 16 Souls I stab both of them from behind without warning.
+1 Wicked Ring
17/25 Inferno Stick
17/25 Staff of Ice
When the Spear Mooks turn around to see what stabbed them, I shoot them from the front with my NOT-Shotgun; with the unusual property of not being a shotgun *surprise*... ITS A GRENADE!
Mastering Drunken Fist:18/21
Summoning Ring of Flamestrike:13/15
+1 sunnyau
ender 2 Headless Horsemann Harmer's Howitzer §¶ (0/16 Souls)(Shotgun, Base Damage: +2, Earns 1 Soul per kill, Souls can be unleashed into an entity that can be drawn back into the gun if above Orange Health (40%), Deals +1 base damage for every 6 Souls kept in the gun) Regeneration Potion (Grants Regeneration (4 HP gained per turn) to the target entity when used)
Pricey12345 Helm of the Juggernaut §¶ [Cooldown: IIIIII](+1 Speed Value and 30% damage reduction when equipped on an enemy, using this item boosts this value to 60% and the wearer's attacks always hit twice for 2 turns)
auyuengyat Wicked Ring §¶ (Dealing lowering an enemy into a health threshold adds +1 charge point to all charges) Seashell (Crafting ingredient)
ConsumerOfAll Tank Artillery Tube §¶[Cooldown: II] (Deals 12 damage to an enemy and 4 damage to its surroundings as splash)
Emerald_Mann Scrambling Eggs (x2) (Deals 4 damage 6 times to an enemy or group of enemies when used) Shield Module §¶[Cooldown: III] (Grants Shielded (75% damage mitigation) for one turn on any unit of entities once used)
MrMirrorMan [PA] HP: 15/20. Shadowbound (All attacks against this entity miss, this effect goes away if this entity attacks, 1/2)
DathVader [N?] HP: 20/20.
Itinerary Objectives:
Anti-Acolyte:
Damage the Acolyte as much as you can!
Draw aggro away from Ninjatwist_ and yourselves! This can be easily done with quickly-charged entities!
Heal Ninjatwist_ in case he gets damaged!
Pro-Acolyte:
Fight Ninjatwist_ and the Player Entities!
Dropped Items:
Welcome to the Looting Gallery! Only one item can be looted from this at a time and are anyone's for the taking.
No items have been dropped.
Ninjatwist_ [AA] HP: 11/20. Plot Armor: 60% Reduction.Bleeding (1 damage over time, 1/4), Regeneration (4 HP gained per turn, 2/2)
Shortsaber §¶ (Base Damage: +2, can attack twice)
Beretta 93R Pistol §¶ (Base Damage: 4, Burst Fire (Fire a single shot with the damage of 3 shots each burst))
Base Damage: 4
Speed Value: 4
This entity can perform unique actions like a Player Character can, such as performing special actions.
Plot Armor:
This entity has a default 50% dodge chance against ranged and melee attacks.
The maximum amount of damage this entity can take is 50% of its maximum health.
This entity gains a damage reduction as its health decreases, up to 80% when at RED HEALTH.
Can target and damage the Acolyte.
Red Shirts [AA] HP: 0/16, 5/16. Base Damage: 2. Speed Value: 3.
Cactus (x1) (Crafting ingredient) Portable Cactus Juicing Kit (Can juice cactus efficiently, may work on other fruits) Stone Pickaxe (Hammer, Base Damage: +2) Perceptual Crystal (Will guaranteed protected items once upon death) Linear Growth Amulet (Can get some boosts from other charges)
Giant Crab [H] HP: 80/80. Vulnerable to crits and certain weapons. Base Damage: 6. Speed Value: 2.
You should scan this area for anything of note! It should be easy because of the flat terrain.
Items/Areas of Interest: Makeshift Sandstone Pillar (Provides minor shade) Heavy Tarpulin (Providing concealment)
Odd Fossil (Unknown significance, bones can be looted. But why ruin such a specimen?) Wooden Cup (x3) (Can be used to hold liquids) Flint Point (x6) (Crafting ingredient)
The rest of the objects are unknown. Scan the area to find more!
====[The Hills]====
A grassy zone defined by its rolling landscape of hills and valleys. Houses GoldHero's sidequest.
GoldHero101 [N] HP: 20/20.
GoldHero101 Splattershot (Assault Rifle, 25% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Splat Roller (Sword, 50% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Logs (x10) (Crafting ingredient)
Items/Areas of Interest: Trees (x24) (Can be logged for wood) Stone Hill (Can be mined with the proper tools) River (Water source)
There are probably more items out there that can yield stuff for you.
[PA] 15/20 HP I use the veil of shadows I have become to increase the miss chance of any attack's thrown the Acolyte's way.
22/25 Simplicity
22/25 Complexity.
"What the hell, NinjaTwist? Why did you--" "Probably didn't like you abducting him." "Oh, shut up. As I was saying, what the hell?"
"Enemies to my business don't stick around very long."
"You know why?"
"T h e y d i e."
With surprisingly good speed and strength, I rush towards NinjaTwist, and, before he can react, have him in a Martial Arts hold in which he can't defend himself.
"You know the thing about Plot Armor? It is very powerful, and it prevents you from dying...but, when it is your time to die, there is nothing you can do to stop it." I shrug. "I guess this is it."
Before he can react, I quickly draw a knife and drive it into NinjaTwist's neck.
5/12 another crystal [generates shielding energy, which shields me.]
5/13 part of said other crystal [same as the above.]
+ to goldhero
is the crab leaving if i do nothing this round?
if not, I brew a potion of ancient might using a wooden cup, the odd fossil, and a small blood sacrifice (IE: my action), which will buff me on use.
if it is, I chug the dodge-buffing potion i apparently made, as well as the +damage one from my second action that wasn't acknowledged, and leap from the tarp, pickaxe in hand, before warping, an aura of cyan light enshrouding me, and suddenly I'm on the crabs top, the pickaxe blazing with dark fire, and I slam it down, sending cracks spiderwebing across the crabs shell, before jumping to avoid the crabs attempt to shake me off, and summoning magic weapon versions of the pickaxe, before tossing them, one of flame, one of air, and one of ice-cold fire, each exploding on impact and rocking the crab, causing loose shards of carapace flying and knocking it on balance...
and I blaze forwards as a ball of purple flame, stopping on the air behind the stumbling, scared giant crab, and sending the flame, no longer held around me by magic, flying off. I'm sure that won't affect anything. anyway, I float in the air, wings of amethyst light behind me, before the light refracts, bends and becomes a sword and a case for the pickaxe, the second one empowering it. I fall down to the ground in the blink of an eye, rolling as I hit the ground and slashing down the blade, a gargantuan facsimile of the blade clashing into the shell simultanously, and I toss the pickaxe, the frame allowing me to control its momentum and cause it to continually bounce off things and keep hitting the crab. my eye flashes purple and the blade extends, from about a meter to twice the length of the crab, and I warp up, so that the blades new tip will only slightly pierce the shell if slashed into it.
I proceed to swing the blade, creating a massive crack/wound in the middle of the crabs back, as with such a long blade, moving my hand at 1/2 a meter per second moves the tip at ~10 meters per second, and magic allows me to move my hand supernaturally fast. as such, the near-instant slash breaks through, meeting resistance, certainly, but breaking through said resistance instantly.
this last bit with the extending sword takes under a second.
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