Destroy the Godmodder: 0rigins

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[N] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. (Estimated 56,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)

Echeladder-style Level 3: XP 250,000/250,000 (+52,500 for damaging the Beaver/Laser Cockpit)

You have been jumped to the next level of your echeladder. You have still far to go before you hop into the quest bed

Echeladder-style Level 4: XP 4,000/300,000

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This post is Focused.

Before Action: All parts protecting Flumpty is down, yey now for Flumpty

Free Action: I take something from a chimney one more time.

Action: My part: I saw a portal which came out as 3 large versions of the Project Storm soldiers which moves to Flumpty Bumpty in his Mecha of Horror.

The first one takes out the plasma gunblade but he's got two of them before the first gunblade glows blue while the other glows green (That's how the 2 factions are going to be merged) before he combines it into the big green and blue gunblade before he fires a big beam at the mecha of horror before he slices the mecha of horror to create some marks and tears around the mecha before he disappears while the mecha of horror took some damage.

The second one literally a half shadow creature. He starts of by making the huge area circle around him completely blackened and dark, making Flumpty and his mecha cannot see because one who made the area completely blackened and dark meanwhile, the half shadow clones himself before his clones attack the mecha of horror before he clicks his fingers making all of his clones explodes on the mecha of horror before he fades away.

The last one says "Eey, would you like a can of Whoop-Hind please?" I say yes before I drop a single can of Whoop-Hind through the hatch, making the can goes through the pipe before the BL4D3-BL457 MECH spat the can of Whoop-Hind on his hands before he makes into the can bigger. He shakes before he sprays his bigger version of the can of Whoop-Hind behind Flumpty with the text he wrote with the can says HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE A EGG FOR DINNER? then the mecha of horror was confused before he slaps the picture of the egg yolk behind the mecha, below the text like this.

220px-Raw_egg.jpg


and then, 5 robotic kung-fu masters wearing chef uniforms kicks the back of the mecha of horror, beating it up around it's body before it was being placed into a colossal oven, EVEN bigger than the mecha of horror itself then the chef kung-fu masters preformed some buttons on the oven, turning the entire thing on, cooking it and when it came out, the mecha of horror was coloured red before it was stabbed by a massive fork which can pierce metal and the chef kung-fu masters disappears before one who did this shrinks the can of Whoop-Hind back to normal, placed in the mouth of the BL4D3-BL457 MECH and the can came out from another pipe and I grabbed it. I give him a thumbs up before he does the same on me, while he walks to the portal.

The BL4D3-BL457 MECH Mk.2 was getting so excited ready to destroy Flumpty for all.

She spends her first action, landing near the middle of the arena, roaring at the mecha of horror, her mouth was flaming before she fires her plasma gun like a maniac at the mecha of horror before she breathed her flames via her dragon's breath ability inside the mecha of horror.

She spends her second action, punching the entire mecha of horror using her bare hands before she used the power of the plasma blade, turning her claws and her teeth blue and electrical, scratching, slashing and biting the mecha of horror before she kicks the mecha of horror again before she walks back to the same spot.

BL4D3-BL457 MECH Mk.2: I really hate that egg-thing and his mecha...

Her drones fires their weapons on Flumpty.

THE CURE OF THE PLAGUE 41/50 +3 from ninjatwist +2 from W32Coravint/CobaltShade, +1 from Cyanogynist and piono [IMPORTANT/ANTI-PLAGUE]

Planet Hackers [HACK THE PLANET! Project] 27/50

Alchemy Creation:

Blood Diamond Armour && Wings && Durasteel (That if I am not doing Saurite alchemies right now.) && Aura of Healing = Guardian Angel 5/10 (Power Rank XVIII)

Broken Temmie Crown && Repair-kits && Durasteel = ??? 1/??

Joke Alchemy: None
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet.
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet.

REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy

10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies

Allies Action:

We will be return, sooner than that...

+1 to W32Coravint, Cyanogynist and Battlefury (Towards the Cure of the Plague). (1 [GS], 1 [N], 1 [AZ])

Charge Bank: +11 from Talist +5 from Toast and Hezetor = 21 Charge Points in total

Inventory has been moved to the Forge II because I don't have the Word Doc and it saves character space for Tazz.
 
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==Turn 1==
Level 9.
Ante Matter: 183,000/195,000.

Hollow Suit 1 - Ante Up: Grants a minicrit to anything. Consumes 10,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 2 - Heartless: Grants a crit to the user of the ability. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 3 - Blood Diamond: Grants a crit to another player, vulnerable or no. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 4 - Gravedigger: Grants a crit to an entity. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 5 - Grapes of Wrath: Grants two minicrits to anything -- can minicrit one entity twice or two entities once each. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.

==Alchemies/Charges==
The Abyss: 23/50. (+3 from Bomber, +1 from EXOS.)
The Light: 19/50.
TBA: 5/5! USING!
+3 to Bomber.

(Magetear Droplet && Vial of Abyssal Ink) && Amethyst Flame == Burning Sign 8/8! (Level 15)

Burning Sign: The hexagonal callsign of the Dæmon, composed of fluid ink infused with cosmic concentrate. A Burning Sign can be grafted chemically to the flesh of its bearer at any location with little thought. It occasionally reveals snippets of events that are yet to come, have already passed, and are occurring. As with any stellar concentrate, the Burning Sign can be molded to the desires of the wielder, from sword to shield to pen to rose.

Hazel Rod && Modular Spell Programmer && Amethyst Flame = Universal Spell Programmer 7/11 (Level 20)

(Stylus && Ophidium) && Magetear Droplet == Kondýli 7/9 (Level 16)

True Everymug && SCP-295 && SCP-294 Cup == ??? 1/? (Level ?)

==Action/RP==

Crystal grabs an alchemy from the Stocking.

He then duplicates a copy of The Betmaker and tosses it over to Consumer in return for the True Everymug.

5/5 charge expended!

Crystal grafts the Burning Sign to his forehead, then reaches to it and pulls out a long, simply crafted lance of pure magetear. All of a sudden, the relatively meager power of a 5-post charge duplicates the lance of magetear, leaving Crystal with two. He returns the original to the Burning Sign, preserving it, then reaches to the Alchemiter and duplicates his Magetear Droplet five times, touching the duplicates to the lance and merging them into it. When the lance is complete, it holds the power of twenty-five gallons of magetear, a not-inconsiderable amount. Crystal proceeds to go ape on Flumpty, extending and manipulating the lance in impossible ways, transforming it into a single massive blade, and spearing Flumpty Bumpty's Mecha of Horrors in every concievable way. Several attacks even go far enough to cut right through the cockpit, nicking Flumpty himself and spreading miniscule amounts of magetear into him. This would be incredibly deleterious for his health in the near future, if we weren't about to kill him very quickly. Eventually, Crystal simply bores a hole in the mech, gathers the entire mass of magetear in there, and sends a lance of amethyst flame down the hole with the Rod of Alchameth. The known properties of the interaction of IAMOND with refined conceptual essence should tell you the rest, but in case it wasn't clear? The magetear explodes upon its contact with the flame. Very hard. A hole is blown in the mech, rendering its internal machinery open to the public eye and spreading components across the battlefield. Not a single drop of stellar concentrate remains. Crystal grins and walks slowly away from the explosion, unphased.

==Entities==
Second post.
 
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I grab my last alchemy from the chimney.

After that I cast a ray of healing energy from my index finger towards Hezalyna.

But I can't say just end it like that, this attack needs a few words more than that.
Hezetor's index finger slowly points towards Hezalyna, a fleebile, white and opaque light appears around the tip of his finger, after a few moments some energy shock start to move around the finger, now a whole yellow sphere of energy is created around the nail.
After the energy has been sufficiently charged a white-yellow beam of light appears between them, the light moving pretty darn fast does not even seem to have covered that distance and rather appears to be there since the beginning.

Well, this is not enough.
After the first attack the throne begins to move and to take the circular paths around its target, meanwhile Hezetor leaves various floating energy balls at regular intervals in the surrounding area.
After leaving up in the air the total of 12 balls of light, he snaps his fingers and all the spheres from various directions are immediately pulled towards Hezalyna as she was a magnet, upon impact at every single one of these spheres explodes in a light of Positive healing energy.
After this Hezetor raises both his hands towards the sky, at his side appears the Orb of Energy manipulation, which concentrates and amplifies his efforts; his hands begin to radiate a whitish light while he performs a calm and slow sequence of movements with his hands, after which his arms return over the armrests of his throne.
After a few moments, in the sky, appears an enormous sphere emitting radiant healing energy, in a flash the sphere starts emitting hundreds of tiny rays that depart in all directions below, as a radiant sun, these small needles of lights composed of Positive energy start raining throughout the battlefield, Hezetor clearly manipulates all of those towards Hezalyna to avoid dispersion and potential heal of enemies.




Red Sun Module /\/ = Green Sun Module Level 15: 8/8 Complete!

New: Miniature Green Sun && Miniature Red Sun = Miniature Spiral Sun Level ?? 1/?

while starting that I also preview said Miniature Spiral Sun.

New: Miniature Green Sun /\/ = Miniature Red Sun Level ?? 1/?

Then, while doing this doesn't cost anything, I duplicate the following alchemies 300 times: Module of Good Robot Creation, Module of Extreme Metallurgy, Module of advanced machining, Module of great cooling, Module of weapons production, Module of machine regeneration, Module of plasma manipulation, Module of energy shield manipulation, Module of stasis manipulation, Module of atomic manipulation, Module of mind network, Modular Magnum, Modular Armor, Throne of the skies (modular upgrade), Orb of Voidial Manipulation, Orb of Spacetime Manipulation, Quantum Infinitet, The Power Glove, Punch Card Shunt, the Alchemiter, Plasma shield, Module of Total Manipulation, At the speed of Zeno, Glove of the Moon, Metallica Module, Module di autoguida avanzato, Module of superior metallurgy, Module of the Titan Patriarch, Restoration Module (that is immediately renamed ' Module of Restoration'), Termination, Module of Duplication, Red Sun Module, Devouring Dusters, The Stick of Truth and the Green Sun Module.

All these are carefully accommodated in my inventory.
I like to keep spares, ok? And possibly swim in my modules.

Charge bank: +7 (tazz) +8 (Toast, Talist, Pricey), 2 (RRevenant)

45/50 +2 from Revan

19/50

14/50

I assist Revan 3 times.

Charge bank: +7 (tazz) +8 (Toast, Talist, Pricey), 2 (RRevenant)
 
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[ITEMS WITH CHARGES]
[The Rise 22/50 Hits 3 entities with attacks of alive entities. Heals 3 entities for the damage of 1 of the attacks OR heals one entity for the combined damage of all attacks ][divided by 2.]
[The Madness 21/50 Buffs 3 entities in same team. Gives buffed entities change to hit different entity to one selected that turn. Can't charge when entities are buffed.]
[The Fall 22/50 Uses attacks of 3 dead entities. Inflicts a 3 turn debuff 'Kamikaze' which causes an entity to inflict AoE damage on near by entities. Can't charge when enemies] [are debuffed.]
[Each has a 5 turn charge.]

[I attack Flumpty's Mech with my own, using the Gator Tooth, Metalstorm and the 4 Autocannons. I also use some of my alchemies, like the Gravebringer, Luck of the Irish]
[What Will Go Wrong, and Theater Teacher. I then raise Yuuki-chan's sanity by the power of being a cute badass, since I attacked Flumpty's Mech with a lot of firepower.]
[I also distract the other anime girls with my various clones.]

[Complete]
[Tarot Deck ~~~~ Loom =Scarf of Cards (in Richards possession)]
[Staple remover && Scissors && Three hole puncher && Sword = Slashademia (Level 7: 4/4 )]
[Pen && Highlighter && Pencil && Revolver = The Marks-Man (Level 7: 4/4)]
[Projector && Movie Real && 3D Glasses && Audio System=The Big Screen (Level 5)3/3 Complete]
[Guillotine && Executioner's Ax && Judge's Gavel && Jury's Votes=The Death Sentence(Level 13)7/7 +Complete+]
[Scythe && Occam's Razor && Schrodinger's Cat(Paper Copy) && Murphy's Law = What Will Go Wrong (Level 8, 5/5 +Complete+)]
[Wine && Purified Water && Potion of Strength && Goblet = Grail of Power (Level 7, 4/4)+Complete+]
[The Death Sentence && Poisoned Dagger && Revlover && Coffin = Gravebringer(Level 20)11/11 +Complete+]
[Gambler's Die && Mirror & Tarot Deck && Deck of Cards && Four-Leaf Clover= Luck of the Irish(Level 10) 6/6 +Complete+]
[The Marks-Man && Slashademia && The Big Screen && 4D Glasses= Theater Teacher(Level 13)7/7+Complete+]

[DEX: 4+1=4]
[PWR: 2=2]
[SPD: 5+2=7]
[DUR: 2-1+1+1=3]
[REC: 4=4]
[STR: 2+1=3]

[AZ] [Mr.MirrorMan] Lucky Souls Light Model: 210,000/225,000 HP. + 15,000 Regen (REC Bonus). 2 EMP AC. 29% Evasion (SPD Bonus). 25% Dodge Ignorance (DEX Bonus). +6,000 Strength. Gator Tooth: [1][∞]. Metalstorm [4/9]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 1: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [0/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 2: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [0/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 3: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [0/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 4: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [0/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
 
50/50 Avatar Project (held until I figure out some stats)

15/50 Random Objects Theory (+1 me, +1 EXOS)

9/50 Paradoxical Charge Of Confusion (+1 me)

+1 energy point to Godslayer. Something is going to DIE today.

Also, I reactive my leveling system. Though the Avatar was heavily damaged from previous exertion, it should be able to recover with a bit of time, and will eventually be incredibly powerful again.
 
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44/50
4/10

I notice my charges have a lot of 4s in them. This gives me an idea. The idea is to take the trollface guy and give him a long, boring, and condescending (but not angry or frustrated in any way) lecture on how, while he MAY have had some pathetic shred of popularity in 2004, he as a meme is doomed to perish in the infinite void of space as we will all be forgotten forever, and literally nobody will ever know or care that we existed.
 
Action 1/2

Nuclear Canister Battle Tank: 10/20

Holy smokes... that's quite an attack Misaka just pulled off. Well, it's done its job as an "assassination" move... at least I know its terrifying potential. Good thing I'm not on the receiving end of that terrifying sword strike. I totally can't wait until I get my hands on that kind of power again.

I +Assist Zerisek, putting an energy point into his ability pool, which should allow him to use Godslayer this turn.

Hey, the Rock of Calmness. Maybe I could use this in some alchemy! That gives me an idea...

Well, at least I can generate more calmness. But a rock? Seriously?

I throw a Psych-Out grenade at Yuuki-Chan, which is harmless in terms of damage but it scrambles her mental state. Aside from a standard sanity gain, this can either reduce the sanity gain to zero, do nothing to the base sanity gain, or double the sanity gain, determined on a D3.

Uber (Shielder's Salvation): 1/10 [IIIIIIIIII]
Satiation: 24K/250K
 
I take an alchemy from the chimney, before speaking to Nyarlahotep. Wait, what's that thing he just summoned? Why are you the one who appreciates body horror in particular, as opposed to both of us? Reality is inconsistent? I mean, my text colour's different right now. Let's go with that. I'll narrate this time.
ConsumerOfAll: Thanks, sir. It's a pleasure to meet you too, and, uh, what's that thing next to you? It's a godmodder but not? I appreciate the art used in crafting it.


I'd post, but Flumpty is going to die this turn. Yay?

Nay? Flumpty is hit by a sonic boom from a horse neighing.

+3 to Crystal to make up for the extra three levels of the Betmaker. Yes, I am aware that duplication is free, and this was a trade of two free items with no loss to either of us, but Crystal showed me Illuminatus and the light of Discordianism, which both seem like fun and proper things that I must read. He fully deserves this +3 and more.

I also fear that roleplaying as Annis's Splits in addition to exactly four hundred and ninety nine other splits is not enough. I must figure out a fashion to include the light of Discordianism into DTG.
Yet Whom's Still Reigning? / Build I [1/30] ======
Bow Down [3/10] ==
INVENTORY:
ESP Railgun [4] / Coin Launcher [3] / only my railgun [8] / True Everymug [12] / Psycho Goggles [14?, assuming they officially exist] / Grief Railgun [15] / Witchsoul Inflictor [17] / O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I [17] / The Unworthy [20]

Soul Marks / Curses: Palfactas [0 KILLS] / Elgrivine [0 KILLS].

Magnolie [10] [IIIIIIII: 7/7] [MIND CONTROL]

SOLIDUS - PLACEHOLDER
 
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((super water orb)) AND zero point magic generator 2/11
Arcum Aereum AND energy condenser 7/8
Nulla Stella AND energy condenser 6/8

2/50 for an undetermined future project
14/50 for my artificial companion of choice
6/50 for reassigning charge points
+2 to supercool +1 to crystal

Time to test out the new weapon.
Ohptkin raises the gun into the air with levitation powers, and opens fire on Flumpty's mech, sending a massive stream of mini-psystrikes out in a...
And then Ohptkin gets bored and just throws the King of All Elements and their mech suit at Flumpty for the double plasma blades value.

entity:
I went back and checked, as long as Revan gets his post edited by updop time, Zerisek will have all 8 points allocated to Godslayer.

I give the go ahead for Throne II to fastball special Zerisek at Flumpty, at the request of my fellow GS Pacters.
 
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==Turn 2==
Level 9.
Ante Matter: 168,000/195,000.

Hollow Suit 1 - Ante Up: Grants a minicrit to anything. Consumes 10,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 2 - Heartless: Grants a crit to the user of the ability. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 3 - Blood Diamond: Grants a crit to another player, vulnerable or no. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 4 - Gravedigger: Grants a crit to an entity. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.
Hollow Suit 5 - Grapes of Wrath: Grants two minicrits to anything -- can minicrit one entity twice or two entities once each. Consumes 15,000 Ante Matter.

==Alchemies/Charges==
The Abyss: 30/50. (+3 from Consumer, +1 from Piono, DarkSide, and Abeneautmal)
The Light: 20/50.
Until: 1/50.
+3 to @ConsumerOfAll.

(Magetear Droplet && Vial of Abyssal Ink) && Amethyst Flame == Burning Sign 8/8! (Level 15)

Burning Sign: The hexagonal callsign of the Dæmon, composed of fluid ink infused with cosmic concentrate. A Burning Sign can be grafted chemically to the flesh of its bearer at any location with little thought. It occasionally reveals snippets of events that are yet to come, have already passed, and are occurring. As with any stellar concentrate, the Burning Sign can be molded to the desires of the wielder, from sword to shield to pen to rose.

Hazel Rod && Modular Spell Programmer && Amethyst Flame = Universal Spell Programmer 8/11 (Level 20)

(Stylus && Ophidium) && Magetear Droplet == Kondýli 8/9 (Level 16)

True Everymug && SCP-295 && SCP-294 Cup == ??? 2/? (Level ?)

==Action/RP==

Crystal grins to himself. "Well, time to test out Ante Matter."

> crystalcat: HOLLOW SUIT => GRAVEDIGGER

15,000 Ante Matter is drained from the AM gauge.

Liquid Ante Matter swirls around Crystal, coalescing into the shape of a spade behind him before exploding outward, darkening the immediate area. A gravedigger's spade forms in his hand, and a graveyard pops up all around him as part of the ambiance of the attack. The Ante Matter coalesces and distills itself down into an ace of spades, which Crystal tosses at Throne II, the card dissolving into it and filling it with the power to crush all before it. The area returns to normal.

==Entities==
Zerisek's Energy is allocated to Godslayer, targeting Flumpty Bumpty. 8/8 energy locked in. We're doing this, boys.
 
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Action 1/2

Nuclear Canister Battle Tank: 11/20
Fist of Medusa: 1/30

I +Assist Zerisek again, if possible. If not, I +Assist Hezetor.

I give a morale boost to the next player who attempts to increase Yuuki's sanity, thus increasing the sanity gain for the action,

Uber (Shielder's Salvation): 1/10 [IIIIIIIIII]
Satiation: 24K/250K
 
I throw a-

"COME ON DOWN TO LARRY'S PITCHFORK EMPORIUM! HERE WE HAVE THE BEST PITCHFORKS AVAILABLE! SUCH AS THESE:"

---E

"NOTHING BEATS THE ORIGINAL, GET IT NOW FOR ONLY $44 DOLLARS. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!" *audible tossing of a pitchfork in Flumpty's general direction*

Ǝ---E

"NOW WE HAVE THE DOUBLE-ORIGINAL. IT'S LIKE THE ORIGINAL, BUT TEN TIMES BETTER!" *audible tossing of that pitchfork in Flumpty's general direction*

--e

"NOW THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHAT I LIKE TO CALL THE JUNIOR. IT'S SAFE, EASY TO USE, AND FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!" *--e hits Flumpty's stupid egg face.*

---

"IT"S JUST A STICK. WHY IS THIS EVEN HERE?" *--- hits Flumpty's face*

---(

"NOW THIS HERE IS THE- [BROADCAST INTERRUPTED]

"WAIT. WHAT JUST HAPPENED"

",,,"

"WEIRD."

"ANYWAYS, BACK TO THE PITCHFORK SALES!"

---+

"THIS ISN'T EVEN A PITCHFORK AT ALL. THIS IS A MACE. WHATEVER." *---+ gets tossed at Flumpty*

︻┻●═E

"THIS IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, THE AUTOFORK! ONLY BANNED IN EIGHT STATES, ITS SURE TO GET THE JOB DONE IN NO TIME!" *︻┻●═E gets tossed at Flumpty*

EEE-

"THIS HERE IS THE REVERSI FORK! I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD USE THIS, BUT WHATEVER." *EEE- gets tossed at Flumpty*

---TNTE

"THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO CALL THE POWDER KEG. ONLY BANNED IN 38 STATES, IT'S CERTIFIED TO KILL THINGS!" *---TNTE gets tossed at Flumpty*

------E

"THIS IS LIKE THE ORIGINAL, BUT BETTER."

"AND NEXT WE HAVE..."

"..."

"I'M ALL OUT OF PITCHFORKS."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

-pineapple at Flumpty. Wait, what?

clanthrat gnu: 28/50

ENTER THE GUNGEON(??): 27/50

The Magnetic Mario Maker (Level 8: 3/5)
 
Hezetor activates The Locket on Throne II.
Then he activates Levitator Enforcer on Zerisek.

After that Hezetor invites Flumpty to come see a show in his personal theatre, now is well know that refusing a formal invite to a private theatre is incredibly unpolite, so without too many question Flumpty finds himself sitting on the first line of seats of a giant theatre, the only other spectator is Hezetor himself.
" Don't worry, the show will not disappoint you. I'm personally involved in all of this after all, perfection is guaranteed" Hezetor says while the lights shut down and the curtains move aside.
From the shadows appears a man dressed in a stereotypical stage magician attire, after a brief bow he starts to speak:
"Now to begin my show, I'll perform a reinvention of a classic magic trick, summoning a rabbit from an hat" Yet it is clear that the magician lack an hat of any sort, so while he excuses himself to go fetch one, a screen appears to follow his adventures.
Now, obtaining an hat is not that hard, all you need to do is go in a shop and buy one.

Simple no? Sadly there are no shops of hats in the area, after all hats died out of fashion and all factories were closed in the last 50 years.
To obtain an hat nowadays all you need to do is to go to war, it's well known that generals wear out of fashion hats.
Luckily the magician is himself in a place full of war, there is in fact a giant war infuriating on this server, were billions of innocents die every moment.
"There is no much time, corpses abound and hats are a rare commodity" is all that there is to say.
Now, it's well known that the out of fashion hats that generals wear are an incredibly precious good in a battlefield were soldiers have the specific order to do not shoot people with peculiar hats, now add to this the fact that simple foot soldier are equipped with horrible looking protective helmets and there are just a few of them that owns trendy hats, so, what's the use of trendy hats? Clearly only to focus the fire of the enemies on you, obviously the order of the soldier is to fire last at those that own peculiar hats, but how would you describe a trendy hat? Clearly not peculiar, not unique nor worthy to appear on the fashion runways of Milan of the 1800.

This explains why ordinary hats are completely useless and everyone wants an out of fashion hat, those hats are obviously jealously guarded by the generals to give orders and survive on the battlefield.
The magician, after changing to a proper attire a soldier of the 1700 French Miliza obviously lacking any hat, sneaks in the lines of one of the two sides of the battle, the fire rages, cannons exploding in violence, the general shout orders and he seeks is an hat.
You need to know to take a life on the battlefield is not a rare thing, you see, people die all the time, these men with wives and children, dreams and so many other things, these humans are fighting and dying continuously for no reason at all except to satiate UserZero's desire to see the ground wet with blood, the point is not to kill someone, the point is to kill a man with an hat.
A general, one of those with positronic plutonium armors and iron swords, those are not jokes.
In order to killoff one of these guys the magician is obviously armed with the most powerful conventional weapons permitted by convection of Neo-Ginappio, a parrot feather, of course.
I do not even have to explain how the magician completely destroys a general who was apparently driving a group of monkeys on flying machines with pedals, it's so obvious it does not need explanations.
Now, after General has finally fallen, the magician desperately launches himself to pick up the hat before some monkey thinks about it to take it for themselves.

After getting the hat, still dirty of steaming plasma, and driving away some random monkeys the magician is finally ready to start the show.
Now the screen that has been following the magician disappears and from behind curtain he finally reappears.
"Here, please look very carefully" He says while gesturing next to the out of fashion hat from the 1800, now Flumpty after all this time can't really wait to see this deconstruction with double reinterpretation of a classical trick so he gets himself and his mech comfy to enjoy the moment.
In a sigle movement from the hat come out a lot of grey confetti, turns out that this thing of the rabbit was not that well re-interpreted.
Flumpty can't stand this, he has seen for more than half an hour the adventures of an idiot moving on all fours in a battlefield to get an hat he would have to get out a rabbit, and not only the hat is of very poor quality and completely out of fashion, is also dirtied of no-longer-that-hot plasma, but rather to bring out a rabbit the magician brings out confetti?
Well this is just too much, after this nonsense really wants to leave, it may be unpolite to refuse an invite to a private theatre, but leaving after this is perfectly legit.
And this is where he realizes he has been cheated for good, because the chair on which his entire mech was sitting, space shenanigans do not ask, was filled with a powerful invisible glue, which needed a lot time to effect to take full effect, thinking of burning it down with propulsion or the like? It only gets stronger with heat, that's the trick.

Now Flumpty is glued to a chair anchored by spatial spells at this precise point of the battlefield.
This of course reduces its chance to dodge attacks by a lot.




Miniature Green Sun && Miniature Red Sun = Miniature Spiral Sun Level ?? 2/?

Miniature Green Sun /\/ = Miniature Red Sun Level ?? 2/?

Charge bank: +7 (tazz) +8 (Toast, Talist, Pricey), 2 (RRevenant)

47/50 +1 from Ninjatwist

20/50

15/50

I assist Revan 3 times.

Charge bank: +7 (tazz) +8 (Toast, Talist, Pricey), 2 (RRevenant)
 
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--Charges & Alchemies--
Warped Conflagration: 9/50: ==================================================
A VOCAL VIDEOS PRODUCTION: 50/50 : ================================================= EXPENDING
For One Who Is Gone: 10/50: ================================================== (+3 from Crystal)

+3 to Crystal

--Statistics--
Level: 3
Ante Matter: 50,000/125,000 (Properly Updated now. Hoorah!)
Souls Collected: 3


Bomber procures an old VHS tape from hammerspace. On the top side of the VHS cassette was a piece of tape where someone would write something to identify the tape. All that was written on the top was A VOCAL VIDEOS PRODUCTION in purple marker. This tape had eventually come into his possession one day, though he has never watched it until now. For some reason... he felt compelled to show this to one of those unfortunate enough to be twisted by the Anime Plague. Nico Robin in particular. Snapping his fingers caused a shadowy figure to form near him, looking like a rectangle atop a hollow rectangle. Once they filled with color, it was clear that it was an old cathode ray television on a mobile entertainment cart. The lower rack contained a VHS player. A chair was also created in front of the television set. Bomber then proceeded to invite Nico to sit down. "If we are lucky, this might be one of those anime things you so... adore." Excited by the mere idea, Nico quickly sat down in the chair, getting a little fidgety.

Bomber then put the tape into the VHS player before backing a fair distance away from it and Nico. The television turned itself on. A loud static noise made both of them jump a bit as a distorted image slowly developed. This old VHS was deteriorated, plagued by a number of visual and audio issues that happens with these kinds of things. The image and audio became much clearer now, displaying a golden dot in the center of the screen. This dot moved downward abruptly, creating a hollow, down-facing triangle that spread around it on all sides, save for a gap on the top. A cheesy ding was played as the golden shapes glimmered. The triangle then turned black and filled in while the golden dot turned purple. Along the bottom of the grainy video, some words appeared in a wipe animation that read VOCAL VIDEOS. Nico appeared confused, but kept watching.

Fading to black, another image appeared. It showed a tall figure cloaked in shadow. Their head was shaped like an inverted pyramid, in the center of the side facing the screen was a purple dot. It was obvious that his head resembled the logo. Or perhaps the logo resembled him? A polite, mechanically generated voice was heard accompanied by a caption at the bottom of the screen.

[Hello. This is The Voice Inside Your Head. Allow me to begin by thanking our viewers for continuing to support our High Quality Video Game Rips. As the holiday season comes to a close, we must never forget our true goal is to purge all weeaboo anime gorilla from existence. Wouldn't you agree, Nico?]

A chill runs down her spine. Disturbed by being directly addressed by a pre-recorded tape, she attempts to get out of the chair and get as far away from the television as possible. However, hatches on the side of the television suddenly opened, releasing several mechanical claws that restrained her to the chair. She looked at Bomber for help, but he merely shrugged.

[Please do not be alarmed, Nico. I only wish to help. It would appear that you are afflicted by a severe malady that has turned you into an anime-lover.]

There was a hint of disgust in his Voice when he said that last term, momentarily breaking his polite demeanor. Nico continued to struggle against the restraining claws to no avail.

[Yes, anime garbage has infested numerous cultures in the multiverse, tainting them with degeneracy. Anime is, and always will be, a mistake.] Nico acted as if these vile words were causing her pain, but of course no actual damage was done. [While under normal circumstances I would encourage the immediate disposal of anime fans, your situation is unique, and I am being generous enough to cure you of it right now.]

Another mechanical arm came out of the back of the TV, delicately holding a small, white tablet. It presented it to Nico.

[There is still hope for you, Nico Robin. With this vitamin and proper encouragement from yours truly, this Anime Girl Plague that infests you should be cured. Go ahead and take the pill. I implore you to. After all, I am The Voice Inside Your Head. Hahaha.]

The Voice had a lot of charisma, and was able to get Nico to lower her guard just a little. In that window of opportunity, the vitamin was shoved into her mouth by the mechanical arm, which forced her to swallow.

[Excellent. You have taken the first great step on your road to recovery. You should already feel the vitamin taking effect. Perhaps a good way to describe it would be that it was as if a fog was lifted from your mind? Nevertheless, the second step will commence. Please watch the following video. That isn't your decision, by the way. Hahaha.]

The video of The Voice ended, fading into a garbled mess once more. "So uh, for the record, I didn't know it was going to-" Bomber was cut off by an even louder roar of static as the VHS attempted to display a new image. The video was wavy and scrolled upwards a few times, looping again from the bottom. It was clear that a human being was somewhere in the static. Eventually, the picture became clear, and the man's identity was immediately clear to Nico Robin. This was Hayato Miyazaki, creator of beloved anime classics. She may be anime garbage, but even she could appreciate the works of this man. However, he wasn't here to talk about his work or show one of the films by him and his studio. Instead, Miyazaki stared right into the camera. He looked exhausted, bags beneath his dulled eyes. Miyazaki spoke a short, but powerful sentence: "Anime was a mistake." Nico stared blankly at the screen, and Miyazaki stared back and even through her. The picture and audio quality was poor, but those words broke through the static as clear as day. Miyazaki said the words again, as if to prove a point. "Anime was a mistake." Nico shook her head in disbelief. "Anime was a mistake." Miyazaki repeated the sentence, starting to sound like a broken record. "Anime was a mistake. Anime was a mistake. Anime was a mistake."

Nico Robin felt the battlefield and the rest of reality melt around her. Bomber and everyone else was gone. All that was left was her and the television set in a pitch black dimension. The mechanical arms were no longer present, but she felt restrained by a great weight instead. Miyazaki continued to repeat the phrase, growing louder and louder. The dark void filled with the words "Anime was a mistake." as Miyazaki's voice became more resonant. Nico found the noise unbearable, but the message remained clear. "Anime was a mistake. Anime was a mistake." She attempted to cry for help, but she had no Voice. The vitamin was starting to take effect as Nico slipped into unconsciousness.

She awoke on the ground, seeing Bomber leaning over her. He seemed mildly concerned, immediately creating two shadowy arms to lift her onto her feet. Everything felt... clearer to her. The VHS tape was still running, indicated by the static coming from the television. Miyazaki was gone, instead replaced by The Voice once again. Once the static faded away, The Voice spoke again.

[Marvelous. It would appear the vitamin was very effective. Allow me to congratulate you on making a full, albeit spontaneous, recovery from your illness. May you live a happy and anime-free life. Thank you all for watching this... educational video. It has been a pleasure.]

[G O O D B Y E.]

The Voice disappeared, followed by a brief animation of the logo that played at the start of the tape. A loud click came from the VHS player as the television turned off. Bomber walked forth and ejected the tape. Snapping his fingers caused the chair and television set to melt away into nothingness. He turned to Nico. "Are you alright?" Nico nodded, feeling as if she could see the world with clarity once more. Pleased, though not quite sure of what just happened, Bomber snapped his fingers once more. The VHS tape disappeared in a puff of smoke.
 
I join... I think. As much as I love Skaian eclipses, it's impossible to send anything reliably within a day of them and they're impossible to predict. I probably shouldn't be complaining about eclipses when I'm sending a message to another universe, but nothing about this situation can really surprise me anymore.

Assuming I understand free actions correctly, I grab something from the chimney.

I, hoping that this thing is working, decide to talk to Yuuki, who somehow feels the urge to listen to what I'm saying whenever she tries to leave or prevent me from continuing to speak.

"The way I'm sending all this data is very complicated. I'm sure you'd like to hear all about it. I'm using my dream spire on Prospit, a place that is composed of a large moon, where the population lives, and a smaller moon chained to it where antenna-shaped golden spires (obligatory purple is the opposite of yellow, pointed is the opposite of rounded, Binary confirmed, we know, it's even older than Illuminati confirmed) like mine rest. I use the height to broadcast into Skaia, which is a bright, blue, star-like place that Prospit orbits around. Skaia reflects the signal into the Furthest Ring, which is usually reliable, where it bounces into Paradox Space to its destination. I'm not sure how it does that, but I digress. How I knew about this place is an equally interesting story that I'd love to tell you.

There's a magical squirrel that simply needs a fairly long-winded description. Its fur is strangely pure white, for whatever reason. It has no discernible eyes. However, it can in fact see, interestingly. Its fur has another strange property: it somehow bends light to make it seem to crackle with green energy. If anyone knows what the deal with that is, I'd love to know how or why. Having some answers would be great in this veritable sea of alternate dimensions, dream selves, and weird files about wars that I've gotten myself into."

By now, Yuuki's patience is most likely being tested, but she still is urged to listen to my entire spiel.

"Ghost Squirrel, as I call it, one day gave me a flash drive. (When I say "gave," I mean launched at my window and very nearly avoided breaking it.) This flash drive seemed to belong to my friend tripletTimbrel. She denies knowing anything about the contents, which is one of the many unsolved mysteries that I'm dealing with, albeit one that is beyond the scope of this monologue that you're still listening to, aren't you? It took a long time to decode the files, but I ended up with footage of people attacking each other, transcripts of conversations, and summaries of the chaos written by three people? four? three and a half? with other guests. Did you know that the mid-sentence question mark, although archaic, is valid grammar? It's an interesting fact! I would love to talk all about it, but that put us firmly in the footsteps of Victor Hugo's ramblings mid-book.

Around that time, I started having strange dreams that featured the footage, except more realistic, reflected inside clouds. Slowly, I figured out how to move from that vantage and discovered Prospit. I later found the Royal Library and convinced the Prospitian Librarian to let me in. Several favors, a close call involving me almost losing all the information to my poorly- calibrated Sylladex, and nights of reading later, I hooked this transmitter up to my tower and managed to secure all the necessary accounts and connections to use it. It seems to be working."

I leave Yuuki to process all of my blatant, not-even-disguised info dumping, somehow restoring sanity.
 
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For visibility in non memo goers, I'm posting this here as opposed to the discussion thread.

The GS chat has expanded to an DTG0 strategy chat! If you aren't directly allied with Uzi, simply message me, Piono or Revan (whilst there are other mods, I'm not entirely sure they're willing, and I'm not entirely sure Piono and Revan are willing) for an invite to the 0rigins strategy chat!

I'll be honest, I posted this to advertise to AA, and welcome AA! You seem like a pretty cool person.
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=Post (1/2)=
(40 / 50) Lightswitch Rave
(31 / 50) NaClestial Impact (+1, Toast)
+2, Star
+1, Toast

=Focused Action=
The Sleuth decides "hell yeah i should get two spoils" and preps his Mecha to attack Flumpty... which has been infected with the Anime Girl Plague! To ensure that no further infection happens, the Sleuth parks his Mecha inside a gigantic lightweight alloy ball, but not before overloading overfiring overdakkaing his Big Macs towards Flumpty. With his mecha inside the ball safely, the Sleuth attaches some strange mechanical thing onto the controls so that he may control his mecha remotely, steps out of the lightweight alloy ball, and seals it up. He then makes the mecha begin running forward using this fancy totally-not-a-Wii-U-Gamepad he found somewhere, causing the ball to AUTOBOT ROLL OUT towards Flumpty! It impacts, sending him flying like a bowling pin!

The Sleuth then takes a look at the screen on his not-Gamepad. On the screen is this cool wireframe view of the entire ball, and several tappable buttons to activate cool things! The Sleuth presses all of them. At once. This causes the ball to sprout miniguns, rocket boosters, hookshots, and of course, a Cupholder. The miniguns begin to fire backwards, providing a massive amount of propulsion to the ball! The rocket boosters, pointed forward, roar to life, burning off some of Flumpty's Mecha! The hookshots then do absolutely nothing.

The Sleuth then reveals that "cupholder" in the previous paragraph was capitalized for a reason; the Cupholder is actually the name of a gigantic railgun, designed to shoot nothing other than... plastic cups. It fires towards Flumpty's mech at some seriously insane probably relativistic speed. If the bullet was anything else other than a plastic cup, Flumpty would probably be in a sorry state. But it's a plastic cup, so all that happens is that a gigantic 1-meter diameter hole is punched directly through the mecha; and not some dangerous jagged bullet hole, but just a clean hole. As if it was disintegrated or something. The Sleuth then decides to keep his mecha in the ball... so that if anything attempts to plague it, it might plague the ball instead.

...meanwhile, a plastic cup flies well past the 5,000 block limit of the battlefield, slaughtering thousands of players, leveling countless buildings, and bringing down at least one Enderdragon. The cup promptly stops when some pretty cool guy snatches the cup out of midair, and takes a drink of all the blood that accumulated in the cup from all the things its killed. The guy promptly then explodes for little to no reason, as he was simply too cool to live.
 
Zerithos knows about RWBY. Zerithos knows about RWBY. ZERITHOS KNOWS ABOUT RWBY. AAAAAAAAA.
2/2
>Sukard: ...
Unable to perform action. Action already taken. Disappointing float activated.
>Sukard: ???
Discussed on Discord private messaging, Sukard duplicates Caledfwlch and gives the copy to Hezetor, in exchange for a copy of the Modular Magnum and a level 5 module.
----
Meanwhile, Nekochromia, Dimitri, and Cobalt end up on Chorus, or whereever Charon Industries' main HQ is. Nekochromia misunderstands the name, and asks a local green bean for directions.

"is pyrhha nikos here? :/"

The bean responds.

"You must be thinking of somewhere else, friccin' moron. This is only the headquarters of Charon Industries. Leave now, or get beaned."

"but pyrrhaaaaaaaa! but arkoooooooos! but my feels! ;_;"

The bean is clearly annoyed.

"...casuals. Here goes."

The bean fires off a huge blast of sound that knocks the crew into a detonating teleportation cube, which sends them into a pit of razor-sharp rock spires. Being an Arch-Sue, Nekochromia floats above the pit. Dimitri deployed the parachute that he had always brought with him all this time, and Cobalt... well, his voicebox got impaled by the spires.

"Why didn'+ you fly us above +he pi+, Nekochromia?"

":/"

"i thought cobalt would survive that! penny survived a car running into her, but not..."

"...oh. i made myself sad. ;_;"

"(Note to self: Never. Visit. Chorus. Again.)"

"cobalt? what did you say?"

"(Is this Spanish? Yep, this is Spanish.)"

"(Being Cobalt is suffering.)"
--Mercenary Leveling System--
Abilities copied: None. (0/3)
Faction Coins: 0 AZ, 0 PZ, 0 N, 0 H
--Boosts--
+2 Sp33d0n
+1 Pricey
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
Diversity (Level 10)
Terra Shatterer (Level 11)
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
Concentrated Avaritine (Level 9)
Amethyst Flame (Level 10)
Magetear Droplet (Level 15)
Acras Tuner (Level 20)
Slightly Ornate Sword (Level 7)
Infinite Power (Level 13)
Saint The Flamethrower God (Level 10)
CELPH-X-IXIS (Level 0)
SORD... (aka Stop Obliterating Reality, Dumbgorillas) (Level 0)
Moldy Energy Sword (Level 4)
Dormant Hammer (Level 20)
Blackwatch Scarf (Level 0)
The Blank (Level 10)
OVERFURI (Level 17)
The Torgue Standard (Level 12)
Cancerform (Level 10)
Caledfwlch (Level 10)
--Charges--
The First Cure to the AGP Ever: 50/50 (LOCKED!)
Now You're Thinking With Blackmist: 2/40
--Alchemies--
Epsilon Storage Unit && All 14 Seasons of Red vs. Blue = Descendant's Epsilon Storage Unit (Level ?) (1/?)
A modified AI storage unit, upgraded by a considerable level, and designed for hacking planets.
(Ircucvci && Breaker Blade (Terraria) || Tavros' Lance) && (Luminite Chunk && Edgium Chunk) && RWBY: Volumes 1-3 = Moonbreak (Level 10) (5/6)
A black and teal greatsword, empowered by Adam Taurus' Semblance that lets him transfer damage taken into bonus damage for a single hit, and the suffering, sadness and salt of every RWBY fan after watching Volume 3. Also very effective at cutting off limbs.
Ircucvci /\/ = Caledfwlch (Level 10) (6/6) (Done!)
The sister sword to Ircucvci, both forged by the legendary unnamed Blacksmith that later went on to create War. Its plain white form with a circular pommel resembling a cueball belies its true power. Caledfwlch shares some of Ircucvci's powers over time, though trades slight ice powers for slight fire powers, harnessing the sickest burns for the most lethal verbal smackdowns you've ever seen. Either way, though, the blade itself is the real calling point. Unlike Ircucvci's invincible blade, which can withstand any force brought against it, Caledfwlch's edge is so sharp that it's not only just excessively sharp, but due to its construction, can rend the concept of invulnerability and immortality around it, and in general rend the forces of plot. This makes it ideal against anything with any protection from either plot force, and has time and again showed up as a sword used to beat back Agents, as well as one of the only tools capable of bringing harm to Lord English, among other vaunted abilities. It has shown up time and again across fiction, in different hands and occasionally by different names. Caledfwlch is the true and first name of this legendary weapon, though some more informally refer to it by its most popular name, Excalibur.
The Blank /\/ = ??? (Level 10) (1/6)
AIOI?
 
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Alchemies
(Trollface && Recording of Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой (Trololo) && Essence of Eduard Khil && Trolling Energy Canister) && RPG-32 = UMadBro Launcher (Level ?, 2/?)
UMadBro Launcher: A rocket launcher imprinted with the images of a trollface and a green-skinned troll with fangs. Upon firing, a rocket made of trolling energies will be released, which will explode, but with the sound of the Trololo instead of an explosion sound. If aimed at any sentient being, the sounds of directionless rage will follow.

(Sano Essentia Singularity && (Brew of Restoration (Botania) && Brew of Mending (Botania) && Milk Bucket)) && Empty Ruby Wand Focus = Wand Focus: Restoration (Level 7, 4/4)
A roughly globular ruby, polished, that fits onto the top of a wand. When used, it draws upon the power of botanical brewing to restore the health of a target, or, if pointed at oneself, the user.

(Speed Plus Module && Environmental Controller) && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Speed Module (Level ?, 1/?)
A cubic module that grants Speed III in a radius around it.

(Angel Ring (Extra Utilities 1) && Resonant Jetpack (Simply Jetpacks) = Antigravitational Drive) && (Ultimate Solar Helmet (Solar Expansion) && Quantum Solar Panel (Advanced Solar Panels) = Ultimate Quantum Solar Helmet) = Ultimate Solar Antigravitational Drive (Level 7, 4/4)
This jetpack will recharge in at most 60 seconds at night and 30 seconds in the day, and grants nigh-unlimited flight with a battery life lasting approximately 40 days. When it's depleted while you're in a cave, building or otherwise unable to see the sky, any source of RF, EU or light will recharge it.

(Ultimate Solar Antigravitational Drive && (Wireless Redstone Receiver (WR-CBE) && Signalum Lock = Locked-Frequency Wireless Redstone Receiver) = Wireless Antigravitational Drive) && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Flight Module (Level ?, 1/?)
A cubic module that grants flight to anything it is connected to.

Charges
Project M19-Cure for the Anime Girl Plague (8/50)
Project M18-But First, We Need to Talk About Parallel Universes (10/10) COMPLETE! (+1 from Pricey12345)
Project M20-Not a Troll Entity (4/30)
+2 to Sp33d0n, +1 to Pricey12345.

Elements
9x C, 4x O, 1x Si, 8x S

Charged Action - Project M18-But First, We Need to Talk About Parallel Universes (Calcium, Ca, 20)
I begin to lecture about how to build a sanity cage.

Here's how I build a sanity farm without hacking in modded Minecraft.

First, I use the Watch of Flowing Time from ProjectE to stop time.

Now, we need to talk about time mechanics. Normally, when a Watch of Flowing Time is used, it doesn't actually stop time. However, if it is used by an entity capable of using it, and not a player or fake player, it allows the entity to act as if time has stopped.

So now it's time to build up some speed. And I mean a lot of speed. So to get that speed, we're gonna use a trick called Hyper Speed Walking. And here's how it works.

You probably already know there are some blocks in the game, like conveyor belts, that you can't stand on because they force you to move in one direction. You just slide off of them. But did you know that you actually can stand on them? In fact, the underwater part of these slopes has a special property.

If you try opposing the conveyor on them, you'll end up walking backward and increasing speed with no upper bound.

Now, you're probably wondering what I'm going to need all this speed for. After all, I do build up speed for 12 days.

But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

Now, Steve?'s position is a double-precision floating-point number, but it's converted to a 32-bit signed integer when the game tests for block collision. In other words, Steve?'s position can be any decimal number, but it's converted to an integer between -2147483648 and 2147483647 inclusive.

Now I know what you're thinking. There's a world border beyond 30,000,000 blocks from the origin. But if you move into a position that truncates to a position within the world border, the game takes it as if you're in the world border, and doesn't kill you.

So, you can travel to a PU if you have enough speed. But, it's not as simple as you might think. If you have just enough speed to reach the PU one over, it doesn't actually work. That's because the game checks if Steve? is within the world border at every eighth-step of his movement. That means the simplest PU movement is over eight PUs at once. That way, each eighth-step is above land, and therefore valid. For simplicity, we call this movement one octuple parallel universe, or one OPU.

Now, we need to talk about spider raising, and here's how it works.

But first, we need to talk about mob despawning mechanics. Normally, if you get too far from a mob, it disappears in two ticks. But if you end up in a PU in a place where the mob is present on the main map, it cannot damage you, but it can aggro on you, attack you, and avoid despawning.

When Steve? enters a spider's aggro range, the spider will lunge at him. But if you unload the spider by moving out of a radius twice the spider's loading range, the spider is prepped for despawning and its aggro data is cleared. But if you then move back into the spider's loading range, the spider will reload and lunge back at you. Normally, you can't do this in a standard play, but travelling through PUs allows you to move in and out at tick-speed.

However, in PUs, mobs and other entities are invisible, and players can't see you, making it difficult to control where mobs spawn.

Now, we place the pumps. But first, we need to talk about vertical parallel universes. As the vertical position of Steve? is stored in a standard precision floating-point number, but is truncated to a 16-bit short integer when used to calculate block placement ability, Steve? can actually place blocks in the 256 block-region above a layer that's a multiple of 65,536. In a vanilla game, there is no way to place blocks here as there are no blocks to place them off of. However, a mod known as Extra Utilities adds a block known as the Angel Block, which is placed directly in front of the player.

It just so happens that placing blocks in a VPU edits data in other dimensions and permanently loads the entire affected dimension due to an error in the chunk loading code. Thus, by using a dimension created by the Dimension Builder, added by the mod RFTools, that contains Sanity-Enhanced Air, it is possible to acquire a near-infinite amount of Sanity-Enhanced Air.

However, the dimension I created has an ID of 672,903. That's over 40 billion blocks to reach its VPU, which would take an eternity to complete. Now I know what you're thinking: Why not just use an Angel Ring or a Jetpack and Solar Panel combination? That doesn't actually work in practice by itself. An Angel Ring cannot fly above 32,767 blocks, due to a hardcoded limit, and a Jetpack usually has a limit to how high you can fly. However, because an Angel Ring only checks the value to an unsigned short, going above 65,535 allows one to fly as high as one desires. This allows Steve? to simply fly up to the required value.

However, this will still take an excruciatingly long amount of time. There's nothing we can do about it, but luckily Steve? has already activated the Watch of Flowing Time to stop time for everything else, allowing him to effectively teleport from our perspective.

So we bring Steve? back into bounds every other tick once he has surpassed the y=65535 line, allowing him to fly upward for several days. Once he reaches the VPU that corresponds to dimension 672,903, I have him place several angel block-pump-tesseract combinations, pre-configured. Note that he's still moving laterally at OPU speed, so by rotating his yaw by minuscule amounts, he can place one set per three ticks at distances substantially far enough from each other.

These pumps are configured to send Sanity-Enhanced Air to tesseracts that push to a single tesseract in dimension 0, the Overworld. Now, this tesseract is not connected to anything. However, Steve? has a few stacks of these pulling tesseracts in a Golden Bag of Holding, and because he can descend to the ground immediately due to the Watch of Flowing Time, he can place these tesseracts in a 9x9 cube around the target. Now, the ProjectRed Grate is used to immediately push fluids out of the tesseracts, which allows for rapid dissemination of Sanity-Enhanced Air.

But Steve? is still moving at OPU speed. To halt this, we move him through a cave at OPU speed, allowing him to slowly move down. Then, we have him touch a cobweb over lava, halting his speed and setting it to zero, and then killing him. This also deactivates his Watch of Flowing Time, allowing time to flow again. Now let's watch it happen instantaneously.

I pull out a pre-programmed Steve?drone and have it do what I described in the massive wall of text above. This works perfectly, forming a cage around Sakuya Izayoi that pushes Sanity-Enhanced Air into her system forcibly. The sheer concentration of Sanity-Enhanced Air causes her entire anime respiratory system to inhale the air.
 
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