Alchemies
(Trollface && Recording of Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой (Trololo) && Essence of Eduard Khil && Trolling Energy Canister) && RPG-32 = UMadBro Launcher (Level 10, 3/6)
UMadBro Launcher: A rocket launcher imprinted with the images of a trollface and a green-skinned troll with fangs. Upon firing, a rocket made of trolling energies will be released, which will explode, but with the sound of the Trololo instead of an explosion sound. If aimed at any sentient being, the sounds of directionless rage will follow.
(Speed Plus Module && Environmental Controller) && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Speed Module (Level 5, 2/3)
A cubic module that grants Speed III in a radius around it.
(Ultimate Solar Antigravitational Drive && (Wireless Redstone Receiver (WR-CBE) && Signalum Lock = Locked-Frequency Wireless Redstone Receiver) = Wireless Antigravitational Drive) && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Flight Module (Level 5, 2/3)
A cubic module that grants flight to anything it is connected to.
Charges
Project M19-Cure for the Anime Girl Plague (17/50) (Pricey x1, Sp33d x1, Tazz x2, 3rd charge x4)
Project M21-Stupidly OP Entity (1/25)
+1 to Sp33d0n, +1 to Pricey12345.
Elements
9x C, 4x O, 1x Si, 8x S
OBJECTION! Tazz, my second post last turn was a 10-charged action. Unless Sakuya is really that insane, I doubt it only restored 5% sanity.
Action (Nitrogen, 7)
I quickly summon a shield for EXE. It's made of bricks of various really powerful materials orbiting her. They will clip through her but block attacks that touch them. The shield is composed of bricks made of 8 materials, all covered with a thin layer of glitch.
Bedrockium
Iridium reinforced tungstensteel
Terrarian Adamantite
Mana diamond plated Terrasteel
Warded Ichorium
Reinforced Quintuple Compressed Stone
Ichorcloth Wrapped Adaminite
Osmium Reinforced Steel
Entity Orders
"EXE, protect yourself with more crimson scales!"
Sniper Rifle || (The Scorpion && Liquid Nitrogen Gun && Lava Gun && ~Ath Manual && A Literal Gallon of LSD && Taser) = Far Out (Level 15: 6/8)
Toxicity Edge && Francium && (The entire Actinide series, &&'d together) && Miniature Green Sun = First Assassin [Level 20 3/11]
I preview this, since it went through.
Quake Erosion && ICBM = Intercontinental Ballistic Hammer [Level 10 3/ 6]
> Quake Erosion, but with a swing assisted with the force of an ICBM. Basically a stronger version of Nora's Magnhild in hammer form or Reinhardt's Rocket Hammer.
Charges:
Solid hydrogen cube 10/10 EXPENDING
7/50 Unlock Module: Analysis(Rebalanced into) Next You're Going to Say... (?)
I return to my previous size, but flicker again. Before it even registers, I'm back on the ground. This time however, the convulsions are less severe.
...
The voice is simply bigger. It is not louder or more pervasive, it’s just that – when compared to the normal internal monologue – it is bigger. In fact, it is simply the biggest voice there is. And yet…
Who am I? Where am I?
And yet, it conveys an almost pathetic desperation; it possesses a characteristic of overwhelming confusion, like that of an ordinary student dropped in a class of theoretical physics. However (unlike that of the student), whatever entity is making this contact seems also to be moving towards understanding incredibly quickly.
Why does everything hurt? ...
Aaaaaand I'm back up again, still no sign that any of that ever happened, except for the disconcerting feeling of having your mind infilitrated. But while everyone is distracted, I'm pointing to certain point that just so happens to be directly above the growing ender horde. For my first ever charged attack, I summon a massive 50m^3 block of solid hydrogen. It doesn't last long though, because before the hydrogen can react with the surrounding atmosphere, I cut it into an uncountable amount of miniature cubes. If I was moving normally, the energy expended would be that of several nuclear detonations, but I'm flashstepping. With ridiculously large portions of hydrogen now perfectly set up to undergo a massive exothermic reaction, it's time to break out some stoichiometry! Reacting with the O2 in the air, the H forms liquid water with a standard enthalpy of formation of -285.8kJ * mol^-1, or 285.8 kilo-joules released per mole of water formed.
(50m)^3(H) * (100cm/m)^3 * 0.088g(H)/cm^3(H) * mol(H)/1.00794g(H) (Where (H) means hydrogen) gives us the moles of hydrogen invloved - 1.0913348017 * 10^10 (rounded for convenience, hereafter referred to as [molH])
2 moles of (H) react for every 1 mole of water produced:
[molH](H) * mol(H2O)/2mol(H) * 285.8kJ/mol(H2O) = apprx. 1.559517431593 * 10^12 kJ = about 1560 TJ (terajoules) or 373 kilotons of TNT
That's roughly 17 times stronger than Nagasaki's "Fat Man" at the bare minimum, for reference.
The actual ten points of charge comes into play here, which I channel to capture and store all the energy yielded by the reaction. In other words, I now have a medium size atom bomb in my possession, but more on that later. For now, I have to get to the oxygen used and water synthesized.
There are 4 moles of H for every one mole of O2 so dividing the moles of H by 4 yields the moles of O2. The molar weight of O2 is about 31.9988, giving the mass. The density of O2 is 1.429g/L, giving the volume. Convert that to cubic meters to get blocks.
Finally, since oxygen is only 20.946% of Earth's atmosphere, and Minecraft's atmosphere can be assumed to be similar based on fire physics (since fire requires O2), the actual number of air blocks depleted of oxygen is much higher.
[molH](H) * mol(O2)/4mol(H) * 31.9988g/mol(O2) * L(O2)/1.429g(O2) * 1m^3(O2)/1000L(O2) * m^3(atmosphere)/0.20946m^3(O2) = 291,674,443 cubic meters of atmosphere depleted of O2.
In terms of one massive cube of depleted air blocks, that's a cube with side lengths of about 663 blocks. Of course, oxygen will quickly flood in to replace the missing oxygen from a essentially infinite source, but it will still take time to return to levels even remotely breathable. Not to mention, combustion is almost impossible in this anoxic/hypoxic zone.
And now the Endermen spawn directly into it every turn.
Oh wait, there's still water and energy to deal with. Hold on, folks.
As previously stated, there's about 2 moles of H for every mole of water, so simply halve the moles of H. Water's molar mass is approximately 18.01528g per mole, giving the mass of water. Water's density is 1g per cubic centimeter - convenient - and cubic centimeters can quickly be converted into cubic meters.
[molH](H) * 1mol(H2O)/2mol(H) * 18.01528g(H2O)/mol(H2O) * 1cm^3(H2O)/1g(H2O) * (1m/100cm)^3 = 98,304m^3 of water
That's about equal to a cube with side lengths of 46 meters. Not as much as the oxygen, but still an impressive volume of water - which is promptly dumped on the Endermen's spawn point. If this was any other environment this would quickly drain into the desert, but in Minecraft, 2 blocks of water guarantees an infinite amount, and this is quite a bit more than infinite. Even if it did drain, that's still a lot of water and by MInecraft mechanics only a fraction of a block is needed to damage an Enderman.
Now for the energy. I compress the energy and then convert it into mass to make a black hole, which I place on the field, wiping it.
Just kidding!
I instead split it evenly among the PZ's and detonate it inside their abdominal cavities, or whatever analogous area. Have some more fireworks, UzerZero.
tl;dr: I blow up some hydrogen, which douses the Endermen horde in water and suffocates them, probably for multiple turns. The energy is manipulated via the ten post charge into obliterating the PZ's via multiple precision detonations, each at least as strong as a nuclear bomb. Science, gorrila!
[1]: Swarm of Pikachus (4/30)
[2]: Summon Goblin Army (5/15)
[3]: Combo Attack (4/16)
HP: None yet (basically invincible till proper charge)
INVENTORY:
[EMPTY]
ALCHEMIES:
[1]: Bramble Shot && Tendon Bow && Aquatic Shooter && Molten Fury || Bee Knees && Hellbat Bow && Slime Staff == Night's Resort (4/8) (Lvl 15)
[2]: Iron Armor && Gold Armor && Shadow Armor && Mythrill && (Soul of Night && Titanum && Technetium) || Chainmail == Dark Mythrillum Chainmail (4/8) (Lvl 15)
[3]: Turtle Shield && Turtle Armor && Frozen Turtle Shell && Everfrost Essence && Quantum Essence && Obsidian Shield && Ankh Shield && (Soul of Light && Cthulhu's Shield) == Holy Durable Turtle Shield (4/11) (Lvl 20) ACTIONS:
I can't remember how long I was inactive, I can't remember how I got inactive. Just, how!? "Hmm, I must've been in wrong body ALL THE TIME!"
Right, that Pokemon, which blocked me from acting here. "No, that's not Pokemon."
Who are you? "Your inside consciousness."
Well, after that short talk, I decide to knock out random PZ entity. In dl;tr. Because what I'm going to do, is massive. First, I'm hooking in that entity a massive hammer, just size of me, then hook it out, in, out, in, out, in, stabbity-stab that entity, smash, using the bluntforce, etc. Well, but nobody said I'm done yet. I'm smashing their body slowly and slowly, laughing maniacally, as it yelps for mercy. "No, you ain't gonna get any of it." I continue my spree, laughing occassionally, on the one enemy, when I swore - "you <hiss>ing <hiss>!" I stabbed the hell out of enemy using the sharp end, before remembering it was temporary hammerTM. Well, but it might be worthy to note, it was UserZero that I was knocking out by these attacks, before remembering - It must be funny! I then Use Special EffectsTM to dramatize that, but accidentally, I made too much of it, that I made theather out of it. "Hey, what's with this <hiss>face called UerZero here? I am the TRUE BLADE here!" I smash, laugh, pose super-dramatically and generally typo alot, while also murdering some UserZero music bots by uploading 10 songs at the same moment. Though, I'm not done yet. Every time you drop the bomb, you... Well, guess what! I'm dropping that bomb at UserZero! And it will explode, damaging her in blast of System of the <hiss> Booms, which explode into Booms, which spawn 5 leaf blades each, which spawn 10 Holy arrows each, which spawn 25 stars each, which spawn 50 pugis each, which spawns 100 Othins each,which Throw 4 Pugis at enemy, and the last Pugi changes into Bidoof, which then Protects, but when it protects, a Bewear comes in and hugs UserZero to point her soul leaves the world for second. But that's not the end. Bidoof evolves into legendary BidoofLord, who uses Legendoguillodig, which hits UserZero, and enrages her into thinking that it did kill her. I then go near her and poke her in eye using TuffGlove, while my second arm shoots her using crossbow I hid, and I play insanely loud version of T Station and Shamburger and You are a pirate. And I then finish UserZero with semi-sentimental Tsunami, which sadly didn't fire any arrow, so I strap it to her neck and shoot it, causing injuries to her, while she is fainted from this. HELPS:
+2Pricey
+1Cyanogynist
...I have a bullet that shoots guns. I'm not going to question that logic, and instead ponder how to best combine my alchemies. AKA placeholder till I think of a combo attack. I take the frog and pet it, wondering why it's there, and if it's Captain Ginyu. If it is, I seek out someone to make a translator. As it is, I duplicate The 13th Hour and The Triblade and give the copies to Battlefury. I take my free +2 from Tazz, and funnel Diamond Golem into Praetorian MKII
Praetorian MKII: 15/50
Rainbow Rafflesia: 6/15
((Now is when I come back in full swing.)) ENTITY/UPGRADE SHENANIGANS
Rest In Peace.
CHARGES:
Got +1 from Toast, +2 to all charges from Tazz, +20 from The Backlines
Shadow of the Blade (32/50) (+13) [ALCHEMY]
A weapon from the depths of another time, another place.
True Power(31/50) (+12) [VULNERABILITY]
Empowers P. DarkSide, giving him his immense power... at the cost of making him vulnerable.
The Backlines (20/20) (+enough) [ENTITY] DONE!
Every team that's worth something needs supporting things.
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What a shame. Eh, didn't really care too much anyway. At least Mercy was given. Hah.
Priorities ain't to Entities. So this goes.
ALCHEMIES:
Naginata && Spear || Infernal Ruby && Bloody Garnet && Energized Amber && Chainsword = Dark Red Spark (Lv.18 , 9/10)
It can slash. It can stab. It can fry your internals with a well-placed strike. It also has a functional chainsaw blade. Brilliant.
Cutlass || Essence of the Vengeful, Wronged Spirit && Fearless Teal Geode && Bottled Darkness && Pitch-Black Onyx = Risen From Fury (Lv. 20, 9/11)
A corrupt blade, said to have originally been made by a vengeful pirate spirit whom had been wronged in so many ways it was impossible to count. They say this count of wrongs done goes up even when he passed into the afterlife, never to return to this world. He must have the worst luck ever. Wielding his weapon makes you feel sympathetic for this spirit, and feel enraged for the wrongs literally everyone caused him. Yes, even those whom had no direct influence were involved. Thus, he lends his power to the wielder, shredding foes left, right, and center.
((I'll be much more careful with my wording for these things in the future. Thanks for the input.))
((Huh. I had no idea that Ether was so heavily tied to souls in this universe. I more or less considered it to be a form of natural magic energy drawn from the world and the air around it, if Xenoblade Chronicles X is to be concerned. I would have never even guessed this fact of this universe. No wonder it's considered too powerful! Nevertheless, thanks for the suggestion and knowledge.))
A simple-looking Daedric bow; black and demonic as all getout. The engravings glow a bright dark red, seemingly sucking the light out of their surroundings. The arrows seem to be a bit different, though; the arrowheads are replaced with hawk-like tips (the beak being the front, and the two wings arching back as if the bird was diving onto its prey), and the shaft and feathers replaced with an extremely elongated tail, with actual feathers. They're all a fearful grey and black and, like the bow they're shot from, suck the light out of their surroundings. Getting hit with one of these in something as simple as your little finger, or even just a scrape anywhere, causes as much pain and agony as getting hit with a normal arrow... sent straight into your spine. God only knows how painful these arrows would be if they landed somewhere like there. The bow is able to withstand a lot of force as well; most modern machines can't even pull it back enough to exceed normal arrow-shooting force; meaning that arrows shot from the bow will be as deadly as they are painful. While the arrows are imbued with the powers of both fire and oblivion, the Phase Knife part is what sets it apart from the rest; not only are the arrows sharp and painful, they harm everything while phasing straight through the target, allowing the ability to hit multiple parts of the target, along with multiple targets, period. For some real power, the bow can also temporarily summon a flaming Hawk that locks onto the target, flies into it, and then, while phasing through it, cleaves their insides to shreds with its wings. If you see someone wielding this bow, unless you like pain... run as far away and as fast as possible, for countless reasons.
Before anything else happens, the DarkSide Shell from earlier grabs an alchemy from the Chimney. Again. This will seriously help with when I return to the actual battlefield.
---YUKKI---
Star Break on Yukki, Glomper2, Sempai2
[1]: Swarm of Pikachus (5/30)
[2]: Summon Goblin Army (6/15)
[3]: Combo Attack (5/16)
HP: None yet (basically invincible till proper charge)
INVENTORY:
[EMPTY]
ALCHEMIES:
[1]: Bramble Shot && Tendon Bow && Aquatic Shooter && Molten Fury || Bee Knees && Hellbat Bow && Slime Staff == Night's Resort (5/8) (Lvl 15)
[2]: Iron Armor && Gold Armor && Shadow Armor && Mythrill && (Soul of Night && Titanum && Technetium) || Chainmail == Dark Mythrillum Chainmail (5/8) (Lvl 15)
[3]: Turtle Shield && Turtle Armor && Frozen Turtle Shell && Everfrost Essence && Quantum Essence && Obsidian Shield && Ankh Shield && (Soul of Light && Cthulhu's Shield) == Holy Durable Turtle Shield (5/11) (Lvl 20) ACTIONS:
Let's continue what we started.
"Salvadore, are you crazy? Your shield, even if strong, shouldn't protect you against EVERYTHING! So, I'm gonna fix you... to death..." I promptly pour acid om left finger before pouring lava on right finger. He's screaming from pain. I use his screams against himself, materializing them in his head, making it crack, then explode.
Flying Mega-Propaganda Loudspeaker: 15/50
Crawling Cabbage Monster: 15/50
Crawler Of Crawl: 15/50 (If the charge rebalance is already active, this charge will be the deleted one)
New Alchemies:
Red Polka-Dotted (As in red with black spots) Yoyo && Luckite (A mineral that always brings good luck) && Nanomachines (They can make EVERYTHING better) && Tarrarian= Lucky Red Black-Dotted NanoYoyo (Level 8: 4/5)
I proceed to give Yuuki-Chan a tablet with lots of pictures of kittens in order to make her be a bit less insane, and I talks things out with her in order to help her with her mental issues...
ROBLOX Studio && Power Glove v3.3.3 = Studio 1/???
Supports
+2 Piono, +1 Star
Charges
Knight Time 50/50 Done. It's Just a Game 27/50
His Mecha 49/50
KNIGHT TIME
A ROBLOXian falls from the sky undramatically and dies of fall damage bounces a few times.
Gah, this idiot again?
Not really. He's more chill than last time.
SparkedTheorem summoned.
SparkedTheorem 300,000/300,000 HP [AZ] Build Anything IIII [Fills up with Red] Be Anything III [Fills up with bright blue] Friends IIIII [Fills up with white]
Build Anything: Create a 20,000 HP shield around a target entity, including yourself.
Be Anything: Heal yourself by 25,000 HP.
Friends: Summon a 25,000 HP ROBLOXian [AZ].
SparkedTheorem assaults Eyesaur 2.
Redstone joins in and stabs Eyesaur 2 with a halberd.
[ALCHIMIES]
[Grail of Power && Luck of the Irish && Water Blessed by RNGesus && A Thing Known As Fate=(Level ?)2/?]
[Nihilism && Omega && Concept of Endings && Concept of Death && An Old Torn Book=What Must Come{Or "Set in Eternity"}(Level ?)1/?]
[A Faded Dream of Conflict && A Faded Dream of Narrative && A Dream Journal=?(Level ?)1/?]
[ITEMS WITH CHARGES]
[The Rise 37/50 Hits 3 entities with attacks of alive entities. Heals 3 entities for the damage of 1 of the attacks OR heals one entity for the combined damage of all attacks ][divided by 2.]
[The Fall 37/50 Uses attacks of 3 dead entities. Inflicts a 3 turn debuff 'Kamikaze' which causes an entity to inflict AoE damage on near by entities. Can't charge when enemies] [are debuffed.]
[Each has a 5 turn charge.]
[I decide to just raise Yuuki-chan's sanity by giving her a Blessing of Control, giving her power over her mind, and increasing the logic processing part of her mind. I use Luck of] [the Irish to boost the chances of this working, and use the Grail of Power to increase the power of the Blessing. The Symbol of the Blessing appears on her head, and looks like] [a cross with strings on the bottom, like the ones used to control marionettes, the mark fades, but it's effects stay.]
Future Charge[The Madness 0/50 Buffs 3 entities in same team. Gives buffed entities change to hit different entity to one selected that turn. Can't charge when entities are buffed.]
[Complete]
[Tarot Deck ~~~~ Loom =Scarf of Cards (in Richards possession)]
[Staple remover && Scissors && Three hole puncher && Sword = Slashademia (Level 7: 4/4 )]
[Pen && Highlighter && Pencil && Revolver = The Marks-Man (Level 7: 4/4)]
[Projector && Movie Real && 3D Glasses && Audio System=The Big Screen (Level 5)3/3 Complete]
[Guillotine && Executioner's Ax && Judge's Gavel && Jury's Votes=The Death Sentence(Level 13)7/7 +Complete+]
[Scythe && Occam's Razor && Schrodinger's Cat(Paper Copy) && Murphy's Law = What Will Go Wrong (Level 8, 5/5 +Complete+)]
[Wine && Purified Water && Potion of Strength && Goblet = Grail of Power (Level 7, 4/4)+Complete+]
[The Death Sentence && Poisoned Dagger && Revlover && Coffin = Gravebringer(Level 20)11/11 +Complete+]
[Gambler's Die && Mirror & Tarot Deck && Deck of Cards && Four-Leaf Clover= Luck of the Irish(Level 10) 6/6 +Complete+]
[The Marks-Man && Slashademia && The Big Screen && 4D Glasses= Theater Teacher(Level 13)7/7+Complete+]
"All that can be annihilated must be annihilated
That the Children of Jerusalem may be saved from slavery" ~ William Blake wait what I know I think of many bad ideas but am I saving someone I'm trying to be a token villain who's entitled to everything here
> Give up any pretenses of character.
[The other two are on a boat, I'm the dealmaking extraordinaire!]
> Give up any pretenses of your good storytelling.
[no u i am an excellent writer you gorilla die in a hole]
> Give up any pretenses of not wanting to set everything on fire.
[Done.]
> Set everything on fire except people you like.
> ...
> ...
> ...
okay it's been a month and these lagspikes are fatal
Anyway, I'm back! The other two are on a boat - wait I already said that! I've done a lot of things whilst I'm gone. I've revealed my status as an incarnate of bad writing, become an incarnate of both heresy and salt, made a few heretical copies of fiction you like and planned how to abuse it, started becoming an incarnate of mockery and defiling by simply saying you were via the veritable and venerable and absolutely cheating powers of godmodding?
wait I forgot you existed Well, yes. You spawned me into existence via the power of bad writing, shaping your world from a metafictional perspective or something. I'm not a book writer. I'm just a poor girl who got to settle down, and the only reason I know this is because I'm an exposition device, rend of her own voice and desires, separated from all that she loves to act as a speaker, to mock your bad ideas. I've been defiled like you defiled the wor-
Welcome back, Homura!
Did you listen to anything I said?
Yes, and I chose to ignore it for fun, and just to mock you! Is this how randomly self declaring yourself to be embodiments of those things works! Perhaps, but you were already ruining tales, taking them from their rightful owns, ripping them and appropriating them, and making them yours. Madoka Magica is ours, it doesn't belong to you, it's a story of a perfect-
I'll stop you right there before you go into a self-indulgent phrase about how awesome Madoka is. ...I totally wouldn't have done that. ahahahahaha yes you would. This is the wonders of dealing with idiot Sues - wait, what am I saying!? Oh god this is horrific and I want Madoka
So anyway, as you're back. I want your assistance. What do I do? Continue speaking to the person you were before. They'll totally notice that you're different, but it should work.
After?
Why is the Battlefield covered in sin.
Oh, that's just the Anime Girl Plague. What, wait, let me guess, it turns people into things from animes.
Do you even know you're from an anime? Yes. Wait that could include Madoka, or an inferior copy of me! We can't let this stand, I won't stand by and let any copy of Madoka get hurt!
So, we could help restore sanity the leader and devastate the forces of the plague like that Prospit Broadcaster is doing, or we could capitalise on my greed, and get a few entities whilst everything burns in animu. Knowing you, and those tapes that I created of your suffering and infinite bad ideas, you're going to pick the second option and leave us all to die.
Ding-ding-ding! Goddammit Annis. I'm still your superior, right?
Oh I forgot about that too. I really want to escape your grasp of messy handwriting, rambling on and on, spilling out until it infinity reaches onwards.
ConsumerOfAll: That's absolutely beautiful.
I say to Nyarly [@RepentantRevenant], smiling. It is. I have a taste for body horror like I do for amassing power and heresy, mocking the world around me and using it to the fullest degree. I say things like this to sound not like the petty teenage incarnate of bad writing I am, and instead to sound classy, like a Godmodder, the proper godmodder that I am, and I shall remain, forever. Taking time off, allows for someone to compose themselves, even if I uncompose myself every second of every day, and rip notes off the page.
Anyway, I skip over to the Prophet, before smiling at her. It's a disarming, a social smile, and with a flash of goldenrod light, I turn on absolute situation awareness, which is to say I scan her. So, this was your mechanical abomination. Yes. What's it based on? An abomination that Ivanka told me about. Is Ivanka an Annis? Yes - from a heretical version of Worm, just like this mecha represents. There's more than one of you that are designed to mock everything that's good? All of us are. Oh god. So, what's the abomination that this... "Ivanka" told you about. I assume you don't know who Donald Trump is. No. It's called the Simurgh, and it's a beast that manipulates all that's around it for horrific effects. Oh god.
I use my newly declared powers as Heresy / Mockery / Defiling Incarnate to create a map of the Tree of Life, and then take the world anime. ANM, keep the A as that is a direct child of Alef. Alef-Nun-Mem. I then call across to non-canon, and look into someone elses memories and hey they're a heretic as well! Now, Alef is the link between the sephira - aspects of God and circles of the Tree of Life - of Kether and Chokhmah. Kether is the sephirot of divinity and Chokhmah is the sephirot of male energy. Nun is a female member of the clergy, but Nun is also the connection between balance, symmetry yet individuality in the sephirot Tiferet, and the sephirot of emotion and art, the infinite creative energy we harness to strike down all that oppose us, and traditionally feminine skills. Finally, Mem sounds sort of like man, sure, but Mem is also the connection between the sephirot Gevurah, strength, courage and braveness and Hod, intellect, wiseness and intelligence - traits historically valued in males.
Now, we have two masculine traits, A and M, severed by a feminine trait that can be interpreted quite similarly to the AGP - being turned into a generic anime girl, which is different outside, but the same pinkish goo abomination of anime. Whilst the Endbringer was historically feminine, mechanics were historically masculine and the Prophet has been turned into a flesh thing, as opposed to my Mecha, and thus, this kabbalistic interpretation remains.
I take out my hand, and see between the world, using my godmodding to godmod up special powers and special ways to do anything. See, now I have Sohu's eyes, and now I'm pulling the N out of the Prophet! Whilst thanks to the gameplay mechanics that I loosely remember Homura hating, this won't be instantly effective, this should severe some of the animu and give her some sanity, reminding her of what she was before!
Because I'm a Descendant, and walls of text that pointlessly add on to a concept are my thing, I take a copy of the Endbringer's code, and upload it into the Prophet's mind, and repeat, over, and over again, reminding it of the recent past, before stopping before the Curse of Repetitiveness kicks in. I then mark it on her mind, again, and again, before forcing her to watch [ S ] Remem8er just for semantic effect! Gotta get that extra kick oh wait this is why we instituted a damage cap.
Me: Sanity the Prophet, in addition to scanning The Prophet! High Dragun: Drop a wall of flame on the Beyond, Salvadore and Axton! Krieg: Run straight into the AGP! You'll come out stronger and you'll be easier to revive! That's dumb. Grendaline: Stab the Nico with the highest Flower-Flower!
Principia Discordia* && Generic Power Core == ??? (Level ?: 1/???)
*The book of Discordianism, detailling the laws of the Goddess, Eris.
Lady of the Shard Artbook && Generic Gauntlet = Her Lady's Gauntlet (Level ?: 1/???)
Mark A Brand On What Belongs To You [4/30] ====== [+1 Revan]
I'm Not Seeing Anything [9/10] == [+3 from Crystalcat, +2 from Battlefury]
+1 to Revan, +1 to Battlefury.
INVENTORY:
ESP Railgun [4] / Coin Launcher [3] / only my railgun [8] / True Everymug [12] / Psycho Goggles [14?, assuming they officially exist] / Grief Railgun [15] / Witchsoul Inflictor [17] / O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I [17] / The Unworthy [20]
Long overdue, but better late than never! Update complete! Flumpty is down! Level 25 Alchemies are createable! New mechanics, and some Preexisting ones given more depth! And the promise of a Forge! All this and more! You guys have a massive advantage against UserZero-take full advantage!
Also, make absolutely sure you head back to Page 37 and read the Lowdown in the EoTB. And I mean it-even if you're usually not one to read long swathes of text, this one is pretty critical as it's describing new and long-standing gameplay changes.
[N] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. (Estimated 56,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Echeladder-style Level 4: XP 51,500/300,000
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This is the second post.
Before Action: OK... for these guys who are waiting for the next thing, now here's a deal, Sane some Anime girls (or Yuuki) unless if there is too much PZs on the field but my blue eye is still shining blue but I will pick the Elf.
Action: I look at the Elf so she might need to be sane so she would be a pretty good meat-shield for the Neutral team so let's go~
I take out the stick but it's coloured blue and bright pink but it glows near her before I summon the book of HOW TO SANE ANIME GIRLS and I read it to check how it's possibly used for some anime girls.
To sane an Anime Girl, it is not as easy as you think because most of them are completely insane however, most of the anime girls (and some false ones) came from pop culture however, Anime was NOT a mistake frankly, I will help you through the process of doing the sane of an anime girl, if it does not help, toss some Sanity Grenades at them so they will be enjoyed by those tricks but, not as easy as you think so bye bye~
I close the book before I clap my hands before I generate the ball of sanity but it's looks empty... I decide to fill it up with some sanity juices, sanity gases, etc. before I control it using that stick which I was about to use before I throw it at the Elf so she might enjoy this just for restoring some sanity from the book that it helped me with.
THE CURE OF THE PLAGUE 50/50 +1 from W32Coravint and Thartler [IMPORTANT/ANTI-PLAGUE] (LOCKED)
Planet Hackers [HACK THE PLANET! Project] 32/50 +3 from Thartler
Alchemy Creation:
Blood Diamond Armour && Wings && Durasteel (That if I am not doing Saurite alchemies right now.) && Aura of Healing = Guardian Angel 7/10 (Power Rank XVIII)
Joke Alchemy: None
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet.
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet.
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies
Allies Action:
We will bereturn, sooner than that...
+1 to W32Coravint and Sp33d0n (Towards the Cure of the Plague).
Charge Bank: +11 from Talist +5 from Toast and Hezetor = 21 Charge Points in total
...terference is low, and connection is nomina- oh, we're live! cool! hi everyone! Yeah, so I'm going to do a quick intro, ok? ok. Alright. Hello Zeroth Server! It's been... well, almost a month. A lot has happened since last time I could connect. and it involves me! Yes, it does. Abridged version... I got a 'quest' when I was researching at the Prospit royal library to "awaken the Heir." Awakening the Heir involved asking existential questions to her waking self, and throwing water from this one specific fountain onto her dreamself. And here I thought I had the dreamself thing figured out. After that, the two of us started seeing really weird things during the eclipses, but I'll spare you the details. It's been a really weird few weeks. Anyway... ladies and gentlemen, the Heir, grandiloquentAlogism! done? Yep. hi there! im- do we really have to do the chumhandle thing, aa? Just trust me on this one. I'm almost certain that it's a 'names have power' universe out there. sounds a little paranoid, but i dont see any harm in it. wait, whos the guy in purple? i cant see his name tag. That's Crystal. The visual connection is still a little shaky, I guess.
Do you want to introduce the attack? sure! the apparently-not-strife attack is brought to you by... the project binary meme! that's the parody of that conspiracy that the failed construction project in dc was supposed to be host to an evil ai thing. I call first! i ca- fine. just dont use your magical three-skaian-clouds-in-a-trenchcoat seer powers! Those don't exist, but I'll only refrain from using them if you don't use your inheriting-everything-or-whatever Heir powers. ok! I'm going to prove that... ocultyping is Project Binary. Ocultyping is the act of typing in the color of one's worldwide-freak-genetic-mutation-affected irises. I have twelve people, including myself on my chumroll, and they all ocultype. I have two eyes. Twelve minus two is ten, which is the amount of people who aren't dream-awake, unless there's awake dreamselves on Derse. Both of the people who are awake have 'A's in our chumhandle initials. A is the first letter of the alphabet. The first non-zero number is one. Both of us have cool-colored eyes, which is half of the color wheel. Half is one out of two. Prospit is one half of the two dream planet/moons. 1/2 minus 1/2 is zero. Prospit is also yellow, which is the opposite of purple. One, zero and purple is Binary confirmed.
Your turn. ok... im going to prove that the illuminati is binary. Memeception! yep! anyway, the illuminati is associated with triangles, which have three sides, and eyes, which there are one of. three minus one is two. also, the illuminati triangle thing is on dollar bills, which are green. in rgb color, green is the second number. two minus two is zero. illuminati is a conspiracy theory. c is the third letter of the alphabet, three because the sides of a triangle. there are two cs in conspiracy theory. t is the first letter of triangle and three. there is one t in two. two minus one is one. also, two people are making these meme things. one's eye color is green, like dollar bills, and the other's is purple. zero, one, and purple. binary confirmed!
drops mic. Hey, WW will kill us if we actually break the mic and have to get a new one! i didn't actually drop it on the floor, only the table! and ww wouldnt be that mad, right? I guess. Anyway, all of that meme is beamed directly into Yuuki's brain, making her more sane. so... thats the attack? Yeah. I'm going to end the transmission... bye everyone! ...now.
Charges
Plan B 46/50
Plan Z 11/50
+1 Piono and Helldiver
Action:
Super calls out to Lillie asking her to calm down.
Alchemies:
Super Microchip && Essence of Stability && Zamasu Soul = Inactive Sane Zamasu AI (Level 16: 4/9)
Inventory:
Socks of Supreme Spatial Movement (Level 9)
Mystic Mouse (Level 5)
I +Assist the next player Anti-Acolyte player to post!
I fire a dart full tranquilizer fluid at Yuuki-Chan to try to calm her down and increase her sanity. Normally, this would be full of poison, but I've gotta take this thing down a different way.
Hey guys, I'm still kicking. Time for foreshadowing.
Many worlds away...
"You're a hard woman to find, Anna. Quick question, have we met before?"
"No. You are Star, correct?"
"Yes, I am. I'm here to buy something."
"What do you want?
"Does the name Arizona ring a bell?"
"The state or the warship?"
"The warship."
"Five million pieces of gold."
"Ok."
"And 100 orbs, I'm still trying to get a 5 star Marth."
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