Destroy the Godmodder: 0rigins

[W32Coravint]

Alchemies
(Bestiola Essentia Singularity && Mass of Cobwebs && Wand Focus: Portable Hole) && Empty Silk-Wrapped Wand Focus = Wand Focus: Arachnobringer (Level 7, 4/4)
Wand Focus: Arachnobringer: A silk-wrapped globule of a very dark substance you can't quite make out, yet is shaped exactly for a wand focus and fits onto a wand snugly. When used, it opens a portal to a plane filled with spiders, pulling an infinite stream of spiders, cave spiders, maze spiders, mind spiders and so on under the wielder's control and into the wielder's general vicinity. Perfect for trolling arachnophobic people.

(Trollface && Recording of Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой (Trololo) && Essence of Eduard Khil && Trolling Energy && Trololoface) && RPG-32 = UMadBro Launcher (Level ?, 1/?)
UMadBro Launcher: A rocket launcher imprinted with the images of a trollface and a green-skinned troll with fangs. Upon firing, a rocket made of trolling energies will be released, which will explode, but with the sound of the Trololo instead of an explosion sound. If aimed at any sentient being, the sounds of directionless rage will follow.

(Sano Essentia Singularity && (Brew of Restoration (Botania) && Brew of Mending (Botania) && Milk Bucket)) && Empty Ruby Wand Focus = Wand Focus: Restoration (Level 7, 3/4)
A roughly globular ruby, polished, that fits onto the top of a wand. When used, it draws upon the power of botanical brewing to restore the health of a target, or, if pointed at oneself, the user.

(Angel Ring (Extra Utilities 1) && Resonant Jetpack (Simply Jetpacks) = Antigravitational Drive) && (Ultimate Solar Helmet (Solar Expansion) && Quantum Solar Panel (Advanced Solar Panels) = Ultimate Quantum Solar Helmet) = Ultimate Solar Antigravitational Drive (Level 7, 3/4)
This jetpack will recharge in at most 60 seconds at night and 30 seconds in the day, and grants nigh-unlimited flight with a battery life lasting approximately 40 days. When it's depleted while you're in a cave, building or otherwise unable to see the sky, any source of RF, EU or light will recharge it.

Charges
Project M19-Cure for the Anime Girl Plague (7/50)
Project M18-Totally Not a Troll Entity (8/20)
Project M20-Also Not a Troll Entity (3/30)
+2 to Sp33d0n, +1 to Pricey12345.

Elements
9x C, 4x O, 1x Si, 8x S

Entity Action
"Alright, EXE, that was pretty cool."
"See if you can rekt Flumpty."

Free Action
I take an alchemy from the Chimney.

Action (Magnesium, Mg, 12)
I trap Sakuya Izayoi in a sanity-inducing room and speed up time for the room so that 1 second outside is about the amount of time it would take for a theoretical video consisting of the following to play:

"The Nutshack theme but every plosive sound triggers Snow Halation but every nasal sound triggers PPAP repeated 10 times but every note in the background triggers We Are Number One but every frame with Sportacus triggers the Mine Song but every word that contains an affricate or diphthong when pronounced in Received Pronunciation triggers the Flintstones theme but every note triggers The Michael Rosen Rap but when Plamz is said the entirety of the Bee Movie Script read by Microsoft Sam on the slowest speed setting on Speakonia but every 'bee' triggers the Hotel Mario intro but every word Mario says triggers the entire Shrek movie but every frame with Shrek in it triggers EAS Tones for 10 hours but every 20 seconds You Are A Pirate plays but the end of every line triggers the 0.5 A Presses video but every 25th frame triggers the Billy Mays Awesome Auger commercial but at the end of each second with Billy's voice it triggers 20 hours of roflcopter noises but every "soi" is replaced with the RickRoll but every time Rick Astley enunciates any non-plosive consonant it gets 20% slower multiplicatively and every time he says "never" it gets replaced with Canon in D but the first sample of every note is replaced by a MIDI of Joel saying GRAND DAD but each note triggers the entire Bee Movie but every time a schwa sound is said it gets replaced with every F-bomb in the Tourettes Guy but every time he pronounces the /f/ phoneme it triggers Mongolian Throat Singing for 20 hours but every 1 second of Mongolian Throat Singing triggers Vince Offer's ShamWow commercial but every time he says "ShamWow" it triggers Bily Mays' Zorbeez commercial but every time he says "Zorbeez" it triggers Microsoft David Desktop repeating "feminism is cancer" for 20 hours but every time the word "cancer" is said it triggers Pink Guy saying "ey b0ss I habe cansur" but every time he says "b0ss" it triggers every episode of The Joy of Painting but every frame Bob Ross holds a paintbrush it triggers every episode of LazyTown but every frame Stingy is on screen it plays the words "triagonal sign" from the Mine Song 40 times but every long I sound triggers the SiIvaGunner 'the nutshack theme but the first nutshack is replaced with me ending the channel' video but every frame that isn't the nutshack is replaced by every commercially released Vocaloid voicebank singing Gigantic O.T.N. one at a time in order of release but every mora is replaced with the Stop a Gaben video but every "Gaben" is replaced with a commentated longplay of the first Half-Life game but every frame where a headcrab is visible and every sample where the commentator's voice can be heard 'Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite' video plays but every frame a text to speech voice can be heard Justin Bieber's Baby plays but every time Justin Bieber's vocals are audible the "You need to shut the f up" clip from Penn & Teller plays but every frame lasts 20 hours but every hour the entirety of Thunderbirds101's The Great Final War series plays but every time Microsoft Sam speaks Steve Ballmer says developers followed by 20 hours of silence but every second of silence triggers The Sound of Silence but every dental sound triggers Let It Go in 25 languages but every time a phoneme not present in General American English is pronounced every episode of Microsoft Sam Reads Funny WIndows Errors by Thunderbirds101 plays but every time an error appears every episode of the Nutshack plays but every time Horat comes on screen triggers the Trololo but every syllable triggers every cutscene from the Faces of Evil but every time King Harkinian is in a frame he says "Dinner" but every time he says "Dinner" every Sonic Sez plays but every time Sonic starts to say a word Stingy claims it but every time Stingy says "mine" it plays every episode of the Simpsons but every time Bart Simpson is on screen a reading of Thirty H's plays but every profanity is replaced with Microsoft Sam's profanity line but every F-bomb is replaced with Aieru Banzai but sorted in iroha order but on the last kana of each kind GO MY WAY!! plays but every mora sung triggers Fred Flintstone shouting "Yabba-dabba-doo!" but every time he says "doo" a reading of all of Homestuck plays but every time a character is mentioned by name every episode of True Capitalist Radio plays but every cans.wav triggers an entire performance of Longplayer but every note triggers "MOM GET THE CAMERA" but every time "camera" is said it triggers the trailer for the Emoji Movie but every time the pile of poo emoji is on screen it triggers the decodeunicode movie but every time a CJK character is on screen the entirety of Der Untergang plays but every time Fegelein is on screen it plays Inglourious Basterds Hitler's NEIN scene but every time he says nein the Pokemon Go song plays but every time "go" is said it triggers Chocolate Rain but every time the words "Chocolate Rain" are sung it goes to every episode of Pitchmen before Billy Mays' death but every frame Billy Mays is on screen it plays one of his commercials at 1% speed but every time he says the name of a product it plays Bring Me To Life but every time "Wake me up" is sung it triggers the first 2016 presidential debate but every time Trump says a dark l sound Stefan Karl's We Are Number One livestream plays but every second it plays NO GOD PLEASE NO but every time NO is said it triggers the entire Let's Read of the first Supper Smash Bros but every time a word that is misspelled in the fanfiction is said every episode of Cory in the House plays but every time Cory is on screen it plays every episode of the Pokemon anime but every frame Ash is on screen it triggers every episode of Rugrats but every frame Drew Pickles is on screen it triggers superfast roflcopter sounds but every time "soi" is said it triggers Kaguya no Shiro de Odoritai but the first 10 ms of every note is replaced with F You Texas but every time 'Texas' is said the song pauses for 20 seconds but every second during that pause is replaced with Grand Stone Fleent Dad but every time "Grand" is said a verbose version of the nutshack theme plays but every time words corresponding to "nutshack" are said it triggers every Spongebob episode from seasons 1 to 3 but every frame Squidward is on screen is replaced with Darude - Sandstorm but every note is replaced with 10 hours of the pika pika chu chu scene from the Pokemon anime but every time "chu" is said it triggers History of Japan but every time the name of a nation, past or present, is said it triggers a reading of the entire Waluigi's Taco Stand fanfiction but every time a vowel sound is pronounced it triggers We Are Number one but in binary but every "1" triggers a reading of all of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books but every time a character starts speaking it triggers a reading of the entire Lord of the Rings movie trilogy but every time Frodo is mentioned or possibly mentioned, even when it's not by name, it triggers They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard but every time "hobbits" or "Isengard" is said it triggers the entire Harry Potter movie series but every time Harry speaks it gets replaced with every Mishovy silenosti video but every time Misha speaks it gets replaced with the entirety of Marble Hornets but every frame Slenderman exerts his presence on is replaced by the entirety of the War in the Rofl Island Chain series but every time Microsoft Sam speaks it triggers every Epic Rap Battles of History video but every word triggers the entire The Baby Is You album but every bar of every song triggers the entirety of Twitch Plays Pokemon Red but every frame in a Pokemon battle is replaced with Let it Grow but every word triggers Big Bill Hell's Cars but every profanity triggers Loud Nigra but every frame triggers every episode of Family Guy but every plosive sound triggers No one needs foundation repair but every time a JoJified word is played it triggers Cooking By The Book but every time "cake" is said it triggers the EpicRoll but every meme triggers Guren no Yumiya but every second of the song it triggers the entire works of Shakespeare read by Microsoft Sam at one syllable per minute"

After 20 minutes, I let her out.

 

[ConsumerOfAll]

ConsumerOfAll: Creation, huh? I'm not really familiar with elemental shenanigans, apart from what I remember of logs of future godmodding wars, but okay. I don't pry further, just let the information fall into my hands.

I use The Heal. As the creativity bonus is somewhat nonexistent, I create a potion in my hands, empowered with a 20 post charge, before the potion turns into a guitar, and I play antimusic that coincidentally everybody who isn't directly under my control or who I like can't hear. Grendaline of course hears nothing, apart from a burning Game Informer, and flame condensed into the most satisfying sound.

ConsumerOfAll: Hey Grendaline, I think that's an absolutely wonderful idea, and I'll proceed to do it right now.
I step in front of the High Dragun, before casting a web of godmodding energy over it, the godmodding energy flowing into me, redirecting and absorbing attacks.

ConsumerOfAll: Grendaline, I still need your help. Whilst we're both anime girl plague immune on some level, and thus we can prevent the High Dragun's horrific conversion into an anime girl, I have the slight problem of quickly dying, whilst you have over eleven times the HP I currently have, about to rapidly increase.

I strum the guitar, before the antimusic flips around into the Raw Essence of Music. The Raw Essence of Music is the perfect song, such as the divine light and sound in universe RSALKFTN, or whatever the bearer interprets to be the best music in reality. The Raw Essence of Music is suddenly corrupted with a metaphysic filter, and blasted into raw healing, healing Grendaline's wounds with the power of a 20 post charge, and likely making her feel better.

---

I meatshield the High Dragun as my normal action, and heal Grendaline via The Heal. Attack me, please.
Grendaline should now bodyguard the High Dragun and Krieg.
The High Dragun will murderise Flumpty, Walker and the Terror Witch. What, TIto Rick? Halping is for Adminstrators.
Krieg shall stay in the Lovers bodyguard club, and if they aren't, bodyguard the Lovers.

---

+3 to Battlefury
The Heal [20/20] ==== [+3 from Doggo, Belated +1 from 2k17] COMPLETE!
Mind Control Attempt A [2/20] ====
Grief Seed ~~~ Loom == ???
DUPLICATE: O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I * 2.
DUPLICATE: True Everymug * 2.
The O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I duplicate goes to @Cyanogynist, the True Everymug duplicate goes to @crystalcat.

((oh no I'm stuck with no healers clearly I must fix that))
INVENTORY:
ESP Railgun [4] / Coin Launcher [3] / only my railgun [8] / True Everymug [12] / Psycho Goggles [14?, assuming they officially exist] / Grief Railgun [15] / Witchsoul Inflictor [17] / O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I [17] / The Unworthy [20]

Soul Marks / Curses: Palfactas [0 KILLS] / Elgrivine [0 KILLS].

Magnolie [10] [IIIIIIII: 7/7] [MIND CONTROL]

 

[Abeneautmal]

Quick Erosion && 3x super compressed cobble || (A Nonspecific Yet Extremely Accurate Encyclopedia of Seismological Activity && TM26(Earthquake)) = Quake Erosion (Level 7: 3/4)
Sniper Rifle || (The Scorpion && Liquid Nitrogen Gun && Lava Gun && ~Ath Manual && A Literal Gallon of LSD && Taser) = Far Out (Level 15: 3/8)


Other Charges:
Solid hydrogen cube 7/10

The Recession 4/25 (Will be cancelled if the other charges don't finish before Flumpty is.)

4/10 50?? Unlock Module: Analysis (Rebalanced into) Next You're Going to Say... (?)

Randomly assorted assists: +1 to @The Flaming Toast, @pionoplayer, & @Battlefury13/Conderp

Action:

I temporarily blink out of existence, only to reappear next to Zerisek. Then I vanish again, only to appearify as a massive overlay around Zerisek. Zerisek is unencumbered by this, but attackers are disoriented and find it much more difficult to pinpoint Zerisek's exact position. Inside the overlay, Zerisek's body is quickly reinvigorated, glowing as regenerative energy seems to spill out from within. Flesh knits over wounds without trace and armor materializes wherever breaches previously were. Most of all, Zerisek is beset by a cacophony of encouraging voices. Simultaneously exuberant and non-patronizing, each word drips with indomitable morale, temporarily boosting all stats.

 

[RepentantRevenant]

Greetings, OP King or Ohptkin since everybody knows now, whichever you desire.

Ohptkin appears to be staring off into the distance

Hello Nyarly. is it time already?

The Crawling Chaos appears to have simply melted up next to the Terminae

Indeed.

...I have a question, what are your thoughts on reincarnation, or... resets I suppose.

It doesn't matter, it isn't me, it's just a previous me.

... I see.

Shall I open the portal? I believe that would be sufficient "teamwork" to meet the prerequisites.

Perhaps.

Ohptkin gestures in the air in front of them. The air cracks slightly, and seems to split open leading to one of Nyarly's "vaults" it's a rather ancient looking place. Worn, tan stone surrounds both of them, it appears to be an atrium, Nyarlathotep has already stepped through walking on a red carpet before making a detour behind a pillar. Ohptkin follows behind. Despite there being no movement, one gets the impression of them looking around. Nyarlathotep removes his longcoat and pants,

I doubt you'll mind but apologies. I get so tired of wearing clothing sometimes.

He sets them upon two wooden mannequins

I don't wear any myself. I find that covering up an incorporeal form is rather counterproductive anyways.

The things promptly take Nyarly's clothes and skitter up the wall into a hole in the ceiling. Nyarly's "flesh" stretches, the tendrils unconstrained occasionally weave out of Nyarlathotep's body reaching outward before diving back into the writhing mass.

Come, our friend needs to be unleashed.

Nyarlathotep walks for a moment and remembers himself. Several larger tendrils jut out of his back and allow him to cover ground a bit quicker, Ohptkin's "shadow" nods and follows after. He heads back onto the carpet leading to a gate of sorts, Nyarly reaching the thing touches it, the Gate flees from his touch creating Nyarly-sized hole. The sounds of stone shifting and being lifted are heard as Nyarlathotep extends one of his hands and beckons to the OP King. Ohptkin continues moving forward, completely unfazed by being both in the wrong shape and form to pass through the opening, a laboratory of sorts is now plainly visible. Limbs and various amounts of flesh appear to be hooked to machines of analysis, some are even whole torsos disembered.

There are two figures of note.
One lies on a metal slab

The other stands over it.

A flicker of darker flame rises on the "head" of Ohptkin's silhouette.

This all seems needlessly disruptive, wouldn't it be more efficient to allow the tissue to hold itself together? You've twisted and torn it enough that only the outside energies you're putting into them would be holding them together.

{Well, that sounds great to you, but you haven't created one of these before have you?}

I suppose, I honestly prefer machines.

The figure standing over the Failure is another Mask of Nyarlathotep, a suited "man" with a face masked by Porcelain.


The sole feature visible from underneath the mask, a red eye now glares up at the OP King. The Tick Tock Man has become agitated

No need to argue among friends. The undressed mask called the Aristocrat chided

{Well, their trying to tell me how to do my job better, it's a bit irritating.}

It was merely an inquiry, with my omniscient qualities still Sealed, it is better to ask questions.

{My... apologies then.}

That's better, as for your question

They are actually very resilient even in death, with a bit of godmodding energy pumped into them the wounds appear to automatically heal.

I'm unsure why this is even possible...

Perhaps the corpse takes this as a respawning of sorts.

I suppose so. Interesting that they are not bound by the same rules in death as they are in life. And slightly concerning. But that's another matter.

Ah but it appears that is not entirely true, they cannot heal again. It is like...

{The Rules of Godmodding where a godmodder cannot heal unless at 1 HP, when the godmodding energy enters the body it completes the attempt at healing.}

Thank you.

So it holds consistent, but inconsistently. Fun little paradox. I think I might be interested in learning of any further results your research yields.

Would I be able to ask for such?

Would you be so kind?

The Tick Tock Man walks over to the OP King, its mechanical joints whirring underneath it's clothing.

It pulls out of its coat a small data pad.

{Everything you need.}

Thank you

Ohptkin gestures, the data pad floats up into the air, then slowly fades away as red and purple fire seems to consume it without actually burning it

{I've hypothesized that the regeneration is actually possible for all godmodders, but they cannot preform it as they are deceased.}

It walks back over to the Failure, the flesh is clearly human, the body clearly isn't. Flesh appears to have been placed together in a rather spherical shape, limbs hang loosely from the body. A few eyes are placed in strategic points allowing it sight at all times from all directions, it still is very much deceased, for now.


{Shall we begin the procedure?}


I suppose that is what we came here to do.

Yes.

The Tick Tock Man holds a finger up as it begins to assemble the necessary items, the Aristocrat shrugs helplessly to Ohpt. A canister of godmodding energy

It glows a bright golden rod, it also appears to be contaminated with... something.


{Re-Animator Reagent.} answered the Tick Tock Man to the unspoken question.

Of course.

Ah... reminds me of the time I helped that West man with the imperfect version formula.... Good times.


The Tick Tock Man hooks up the canister to a small tube leading into the Failure, the energy flows in. Some of the fingers on its multiple hands twitch.

The Failure open its eyes, and saw the trio standing before it.

Another success.

How many of these have you made, exactly?

A few.

[Enough that we could start our own godmodding war.}

... I won't even ask how you managed to attain enough material to make that many.

The Arisocrat makes a crescent shaped hole, a smile if you will, in his face.

Good to know I still got it.

Are we done here?

{Well, I believe so.}

Then let's get this thing to the battlefield.

The Aristocrat raised his hand and ruptured reality, the Failure dissipated with an obvious place to go, the Mannequins entered the Lab and dressed the Aristocrat rather quickly. The Aristocrat sighed, he was bored again as his ascot was placed around his... "neck".

Shall we?

Ohptkin's "silhouette" raises a hand, snapping their finger and bringing The Aristocrat and Ohptkin back to the hill on which they had stood before.

Well, wasn't that fun?

Business as usual I suppose.

Nyarlathotep nodded.

And the Failure's eyes saw the Battlefield.

Heheheh 50/50 (+1 from EXOS and a boatload of charges from Piono) + Piono's charge

The Failure
-a generic version of the Re-Animated Godmodder Flesh Golems which Nyarly has been crafted
-it will act as a godmodder-lite having the usual immunities of godmodders and the bars on healing
-the Failure is mostly instinctual basically pointing it in the direction of which side needs to die is the most control over it Nyarly as well as an instant kill in the form of the Failure's Heart which if needed will take up a focused action
-the Failure is capable of anything normal godmodders can do but its a bit animalistic and probably will prefer attacking
-its godmodding constructs are crude and tend to be more basic and less fancy than the usual godmodding affairs
-it will tank the damage of boss whiplash as like a normal godmodder

[N-?] The Failure 10/10 HP

ConsumerOfAll: Nyarlathotep, hello. I've heard that you've become a benefactor to all incarnations of me, is this true?

The Crawling Chaos nods, What can I say, I'm a nice guy. Anyway, it is a pleasure Miss Annis to meet you in this incarnation.

Ace climbs out of the pit and grabs something out of the Chimney, "I'm actually hoping for something nice."

Nyarlathotep then glances at the nearly animefied Battlecarrier,

You know, I seem to have a bad relationship with the concept of anime ever since that unfortunate show.

Nyarly trances a small sigil in the air in direction of the Battlecarrier, it's rather plain circle with several triangles intersecting on a single point of the Battlecarrier. The traced glows in mid air once completed, visibly glowing a bright orange. The Aristocrat flicks the sigil with a "finger" on the intersection, before speaking something unintelligible sounding wrong in the sense of the words. The metal making up section sigil was aimed at of the Battlecarrier begins to corrode quickly turning to rust and thinning in a matter of seconds. The rust quickly spreads like a corruption aging the Mech dramatically turning it into some long forgotten weapon from an age long gone. Nyarlathotep then simply is in front of the Battlecarrier, he brushes the ancient looking metal making up the Battlecarrier. It collapses allowing Nyarlathotep to step inside, ducking in to the small opening. He waltzes through the mech's interior while tendrils jut out of his back and pulling wires out with a mere tap on the broken machinery. Eventually after knocking down part of a bulkhead by a mere telekinetic shove Nyarlathotep leaves appearing back upon the hill he was standing upon. The Battlecarrier falls apart collapsing upon itself and sending a large cloud of dust up. Nyarly waits for the dust to settle before heading back out.

+1 Godslayer on Flumpty

Charges
A Smiling God 27/50 (+3 Hezetor)

Overlord of the Emerged Lands 28/50(+3 Hezetor)


Assists
+1 to Piono and +2 to Hezetor

The Alchemiter

 

[pionoplayer]

clip

Howdy, you up for some jolly cooperation?
Have a +3, on the house

((super water orb)) AND zero point magic generator 1/11
Arcum Aereum AND energy condenser 6/8
Nulla Stella AND energy condenser 5/8

1/50 for an undetermined future project
12/50 for my artificial companion of choice
5/50 for reassigning charge points

Attack: I call in a bunch of comedians. They all deal high damage to Flumpty because they're all just a bunch of yolkers.
What, you think I'm just shelling out?
White an insult!

Oh yeah and I take my last alchemy from the stocking.

Entity orders:
My mech should be back on the field, I called it back in with my action last round, and meant to use the plasma blades for a little extra damage. Oh well.
Drone and Gazebo launcher will both open fire on Flumpty.

Zerisek will use Godslayer, targeting Flumpty Bumpty's Mecha of Horrors

Hey! A general announcement to everyone in this thread! When placeholdering, HANDLE YOUR CHARGES BEFORE HAND. People will miss the +1s you hand out if they're not in the post right when you make it!

 

[The Flaming Toast]

~Charges~
Eris Cordis. 20/20.
Daytime Television. 1/25
All-Purpose. 20/50 (+2 from Yuuki-Chan's name (i hadn't actually added that yet) and +2 from EXOS (1 of which I missed last turn))
The Dreamer. 20/25

+1 to Darkside, +1 to Talist, +1 to Ire.

~Alchemy~
None.

~Action~
Eris moves to F8 and stabs Greeter 4.

Eris' Zerisek energy goes towards using Godslayer on Flumpty Bumpty's Mecha of Horrors.

Coincidentally, a third alchemy somehow makes it way into her mech. How? Well, if I told you, I would then have to make you promise you wouldn't tell anyone, since it's probably illegal for me to kill you.

I guess she also uses the charge to summon a vanilla entity.

Vanilla Bean. [GS] 100'000/100'000hp. Sweet Scent: IIII. Heals allies based on damage taken. Can't attack.
Passive - Delicious Friend: Can't attack, but restores 1.5x of damage taken to a random damaged ally. Important entities are prioritised. This passive will still apply if instakilled.
Sweet Scent: For two turns, 2.5x the damage taken is restored to allies instead of 1.5x. If the Vanilla Bean is killed during this time, the killer's damage is halved for three turns. Can't charge while active. Cooldown of four.

 

[Emerald Mann]

I take my third and last alchemy, putting on the watch and just leaving it there for now, before just shooting Flumpty. Such an obvious aversion of "Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?" Makes the attack deal some extra damage due to having some creative effort put in.
Praetorian MKII: 6/50
Rainbow Rafflesia: 5/15
Diamond Golem: 5/25

 

[supercool993]

Charges
Plan B 39/50 (+1 EXOS, Piono)
Plan Z 9/50
+1 Piono Helldiver and Consumer

Action:
Super grabs loot from a stocking
Super then puts his new socks to use as he runs across the surface of Flumpty's mecha attaching various object to the surface before running through the interior of the mecha dropping the same objects on the inside before leaving and pulling out a button and pressing it detonating the explosives he placed in the mecha.
"I love explosions"

Alchemies:
Super Microchip && Essence of Stability && Zamasu Soul = Inactive Sane Zamasu AI (Level 16: 2/9)

Inventory:
Socks of Supreme Spatial Movement (Level 9)

 

[JOEbob]

25/50 Leg. Armor [assumed yes]can i change this to a 50 post charge, or do i have to make a new one?
if no, i get a blue chestplate Artifact which makes energy every post, at a rate of 50 energy per post if i do litteraly anything but charge and alchemies, otherwise 100 a post. energy can redirect attacks in any way that would reasonably be explained by "portals", max energy 300. Again, this is only if i can't change the size of the charge to 50.
15/25 Mystic crystal [|||||||||||||||||||||||||]
4/10 perceptual shift
oroubos knife /\/= ?? 2/?
oroubos knife && Bow =?? 2/?
titanflame axe /\/ =?? 2/?
IFF the L. armor could not extend to 50, i do nothing, and prepare to protect beyond with portals

IFF it succesfully extended to 50, then I use the titan-flame axe to create a field of fire around it, the armors i made to empower it with majyks, the portal blade to give it the ability to redirect attacks like water, and a blue axe to form a smaller forcefield of blue crystal around it, protecting it further.

 

[Abeneautmal]

Alchemy:
Quick Erosion && 3x super compressed cobble || (A Nonspecific Yet Extremely Accurate Encyclopedia of Seismological Activity && TM26(Earthquake)) = Quake Erosion (Level 7: 4/4) FINISHED

Sniper Rifle || (The Scorpion && Liquid Nitrogen Gun && Lava Gun && ~Ath Manual && A Literal Gallon of LSD && Taser) = Far Out (Level 15: 4/8)

Oh yeah, until Flumpty is an omelette, I can still do three of these!
New:
Toxicity Edge && Francium && (The entire Actinide series, &&'d together) && (if this would not put it over the level cap and I can access the materials needed) [the alchemical recipe for a miniature green sun] = Rad Edge 1/? (or if the miniature green sun works, First Assassin 1/?)

Following completion of Quake Erosion:
Quake Erosion && ICBM = Intercontinental Ballistic Hammer 1/?
> Quake Erosion, but with a swing assisted with the force of an ICBM. Basically a stronger version of Nora's Magnhild in hammer form or Reinhardt's Rocket Hammer.

Charges:
Solid hydrogen cube 8/10

The Recession 5/25 (Will be cancelled if the other charges don't finish before Flumpty is.)

5/10 50?? Unlock Module: Analysis (Rebalanced into) Next You're Going to Say... (?)

Assists: +1 to @ConsumerOfAll , @Crusher48 , & @crystalcat

Action:

I'll snag something from the stocking if possible.

I spontaneously personify an exceptionally professional and scientific individual. Wait, spontaneously? Wasn't I always like that? No one can remember, or cares to remember.

While everyone's memories are being rewritten, I get to doing science. I am now participating in developing the AGP cure.

 

[Adria]

((Well... um... hi again. Seriously need to stop phasing in and out of existence like that.))
ENTITY/UPGRADE SHENANIGANS

Spoiler: The Black Dragon

The Black Dragon
Suit Class: Medium, Relentless
Body Type: Bio + Dragon (70)
Features: Flight, Natural Weapons x2 (10)
UI: Brainwave Harness (10)
Hacking Tools: Welp.
Weapons: Gator Tooth x 2, War Lance, Freron Blaster (70)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): ...Nah.
Suit Upgrades: Spare Energy Cell (Free), Maneuvering Rockets (10), Cyber Brain (10), Duelist (10), Armor Plating (10) (60 total)

Final stat totals:

DEX:3 + 1 - 0 = 4
PWR:4 + 1 - 0 = 5 (1 player bonus point added)
SPD:4 + 0 - 0 = 4
DUR:3 + 3 - 1 = 5 (2 player bonus points added)
REC:4 + 3 - 0 = 7
STR:3 + 4 - 0 = 7

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[GS] [DarkSide] The Black Dragon: 275,000 HP, 5 EMP AC. 15,000 Regen. REC/PWR Bonus. Dodge: 20%. Ignorance: 20%. +12,000 melee damage bonus. STR bonus. Airborn. Flight. x2 action. Gator Tooth 1 [+0 extra damage]. Gator Tooth 2 [+0 extra damage]. War Lance [1]. Freron Blaster [IIII]. Dragon's Breath [IIII].

DISABLED BECAUSE YUKKIQUEST

CHARGES:
Got +8 from various (mostly Toast; thanks for having all those assists pile up!
Shadow of the Blade (18/50) (+2)
A weapon from the depths of another time, another place.

True Power(18/50) (+3)
Empowers P. DarkSide, giving him his immense power... at the cost of making him vulnerable.

The Backlines (19/20) (+3)
Every team that's worth something needs supporting things.

ALCHEMIES:
Naginata && Spear || Infernal Ruby && Bloody Garnet && Energized Amber && Chainsword = Dark Red Spark (Lv.18 , 8/10)
It can slash. It can stab. It can fry your internals with a well-placed strike. It also has a functional chainsaw blade. Brilliant.

Cutlass || Essence of the Vengeful, Wronged Spirit && Fearless Teal Geode && Bottled Darkness && Pitch-Black Onyx = Risen From Fury (Lv. 20, 8/11)
A corrupt blade, said to have originally been made by a vengeful pirate spirit whom had been wronged in so many ways it was impossible to count. They say this count of wrongs done goes up even when he passed into the afterlife, never to return to this world. He must have the worst luck ever. Wielding his weapon makes you feel sympathetic for this spirit, and feel enraged for the wrongs literally everyone caused him. Yes, even those whom had no direct influence were involved. Thus, he lends his power to the wielder, shredding foes left, right, and center.
((I'll be much more careful with my wording for these things in the future. Thanks for the input.))

Daedric Bow [& Arrow] || Hawk Sculpture && Bottled Inferno && Contained Oblivion && Ether Manipulator = Prophecy of Annihilation (Lv. ?, 5/?)
... it, doing a description. If there's going to be overflow charge, then I'll apply it to the next alchemy in this slot. Because the description's long, here's a spoiler.
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Spoiler

A simple-looking Daedric bow; black and demonic as all getout. The engravings glow a bright dark red, seemingly sucking the light out of their surroundings. The arrows seem to be a bit different, though; the arrowheads are replaced with hawk-like tips (the beak being the front, and the two wings arching back as if the bird was diving onto its prey), and the shaft and feathers replaced with an extremely elongated tail, with actual feathers. They're all a fearful grey and black and, like the bow they're shot from, suck the light out of their surroundings. Getting hit with one of these in something as simple as your little finger, or even just a scrape anywhere, causes as much pain and agony as getting hit with a normal arrow... sent straight into your spine. God only knows how painful these arrows would be if they landed somewhere like there. The bow is able to withstand a lot of force as well; most modern machines can't even pull it back enough to exceed normal arrow-shooting force; meaning that arrows shot from the bow will be as deadly as they are painful. While the arrows are imbued with the powers of both fire and oblivion, the Ether part is what sets it apart from the rest; not only are the arrows sharp and painful, they harm everything while phasing straight through the target, allowing the ability to hit multiple parts of the target, along with multiple targets, period. For some real power, the bow can also temporarily summon a flaming Hawk that locks onto the target, flies into it, and then, while phasing through it, cleaves their insides to shreds with its wings. If you see someone wielding this bow, unless you like pain... run as far away and as fast as possible, for countless reasons.

INVENTORY
...is here.

AID:
+1 Toast, +1 Abeneautmal, +1 Crystal

THOUGHTS
I appear and disappear out of thin air. I really gotta stop that.

ACTIONS: (Focused = YUKKI)

Before anything else happens, a DarkSide Shell runs up to the Chimney and grabs an alchemy.
---YUKKI---
MOVE: G7
BLITZ CANNON: Sempai, SW

 

[Emerald Mann]

I take a Dragon-Ball Z like pose and charge energy. Yes I basically just make a weird remark with my second posts, to focus my first posts
Praetorian MKII: 7/50
Rainbow Rafflesia: 6/15
Diamond Golem: 6/25

 

[Prseri]

>Joining Server
>Picking faction
[GS] | [AZ] | [PZ]
>[GS] | [AZ] | [PZ]
>Picked Godslayers
>Teleporting to the battlefield
"Welp, I'm late, might as well fight for my faction"

Charges:
Collecting from the oasis 1/10

Action:
I beat up the Trollfaceguy using my bare hands

 

[Redstonetam15]

Spoiler: Alchemies

CURRENT ALCHEMIES

((Light Rune && Dark Rune && Fire Rune && Water Rune && Earth Rune && Lightning Rune && Wind Rune) && Magic Circle && 2-slot Slot Machine) || Hand Cannon = Arcane Improbability 6/8

Laser Gun && Grenade Launcher && SMG = Exploding-Laser Shooting Uzi 3/5

New Alchemies

I have no ideas :mspa:

Supports
+2 Piono, +1 Star

Charges
Knight Time 44/50
It's Just a Game 26/50 (+1 from #2017InDaHouse)
His Mecha 48/50

Redstone drops some Lemon flavored Tentacle Grape (Now with 50% more Sano!) in front of Yuuki-chan (yey ironic descriptions). She drinks it, and she becomes more sane, because the Sano heals her mind, which is absolutely not ok.

 

[GoldenReady]

UPDATE COMPLETE! Zerisek has a minicrit now, so owners of Zerisek, I believe you know what to do. Also JOEBob's long-overdue thing is now here, and is now buffed for the lateness.

 

[Escutcheon]

The First Operative: 28/50 (+5 from UserZero)
I'll think of a use later: 6/30 (+5 from UserZero)

Walker seems to be assessing the current situation on the battlefield. All things considered, it... is all going to hell real fast. There's AGPs all over the show, Flumpty is doing things, the AG and Neutral teams are both being hit pretty bad despite having so many people, and worst of all, the PZ side has been pretty much decimated relentlessly. It'd be really nice if things weren't going to hell. But, hey, what's one little animatronic gonna do to an entire battlefield full of things going on at once? Nothing, really. Besides, he's been distracted with taking a look at Murakumo Mu.

"...UH."

He heads on over to her, actually kind of confused as to her blushing and wanting to find out what's going on. Once close, he pauses and stares up at her. The size difference is... humorous. After a moment, he's somehow managed to figure out the situation. And, well... now he's blushing too. This is most definitely not something he expected to happen. Still, he doesn't mind too much. He also notices her special attack about to go off. That would be bad. Time for a distraction.

"...SO... UH... THIS BATTLEFIELD IS WAY TOO DAMN CROWDED. WANNA GO FIND SOMEWHERE QUIETER TO HANG OUT FOR A WHILE?"

Since Mu has been outright stated as something something crushing, she pretty much gives a positive sign almost immediately. After that, Walker kind of smiles faintly behind his mask, then turns and just... wanders away from the battlefield, Mu tagging along beside him. Pretty much everyone probably might feel a bit relieved with not having a literal sword hovering above their head for the time being.

Soon enough, the pair happen upon a small little place that appears to be some sort of recently-established building. Walker pauses at the entrance, turns to Mu, stares up at her for a moment, then turns back to the building to check the door. There's no way in hell she'll fit through there. What he can do, however, is make the door bigger for her, which he gladly does by pulling out his sword and concentrating... Then, suddenly, the front wall of the building is just not there anymore, having been bisected and knocked out of the way in one smooth motion. Walker sighs, sheathing the sword and heading on inside, letting Mu slip into the building behind him. Once inside...

"OKAY, THIS SHOULD DO. I WASN'T EXPECTING A VISITOR LIKE EVER, BUT THAT'S FINE."

It appears he's lead her to some place that seems almost like a home of sorts for... somebody. Focus carefully, and one would see clear signs of that house just being a room ripped off the Mainframe, although which part is very very uncertain. Mostly due to the massive list of options for what it could be from. Regardless, it's nice enough as a house. Ignore the missing front wall caused by Walker slashing it away, and it'd be quite lovely, if a bit spartan in terms of features. There's a fridge, some appliances, a bed on the floor which is pretty accurately sized for Walker himself, a table... with one chair. There's also a big sword over in the corner. Apparently, Walker keeps spares.

"FEEL FREE TO TAKE A LOOK AROUND."

For the next short while, Mu just wanders around the room about as much as someone big enough to headbutt the ceiling can wander, investigating the various objects around the house. Whenever she expresses interest in something in particular, Walker gives her a brief explanation about it to give her an idea of what it is, maybe makes a funny joaje here and there. Eventually, once she's taken a look at the various stuff around the place, she... erm... crouches down at the table, I guess. Since, you know. That seat couldn't possibly hold her up. Walker speaks.

"SO, WHILE YOU'RE HERE, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?"

Mu gives indication of thirst. So, you know, something to drink would be nice, probably.

"OKAY SURE I'LL GO SEE WHAT I'VE GOT."

Walker heads on over to the fridge, opens the door, takes a look inside for a moment, then reaches in and grabs a few items. There appears to be... Tea, soda, cocoa, and some unidentifiable sludge that probably isn't drinkable in the first place. Mu indicates to the tea. Walker heads on over, switches on the jug on the stove to boil some water... and it proceeds to make an alarming cracking noise.

"...OH. THAT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY. DIDN'T THINK IT'D HAPPEN YET."

Walker shrugs, then lets Mu choose again. Naturally, she doesn't want anything to do with the sludge, and so just indicates to the soda, which Walker seems quite fine in handing over to her. A moment later, he heads on around the table and just sits beside her.

"YA KNOW, SOMETHING I NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD WAS JUST HOW DRINKING SODA SOMEHOW WORKS FOR ANIMATRONICS LIKE ME. WE'RE JUST A COLLECTION OF WIRES ON THE INSIDE, WRAPPED AROUND AN ENDOSKELETON AND HOOKED UP TO A POWER SUPPLY OR TWO. LIKE, HOW DOES SODA, A NORMALLY ACTUALLY DISTURBINGLY CORROSIVE LIQUID THAT CAN CAUSE SEVERE DAMAGE TO BIKE FRAMES AND SUCH, SOMEHOW WORK WITH SOMETHING THAT'S PRETTY MUCH MADE OF THE SAME STUFF AS A BIKE FRAME? IT HURTS MY HEAD THINKING ABOUT IT. AT LEAST I'D UNDERSTAND ONE OF THE OTHER OPERATIVES DRINKING IT... YEAH, HE'S KIND OF STRANGE."

Walker promptly goes into exposition mode about The Operative, you know, the one from that one forum game over on the dtg forum place. It's a pretty long explanation, going over pretty much every detail that Walker knows about him. That means the whole destruction of Earth thing, which caused Operative to be narrowly rescued from certain death by a conveniently placed Engie drone on the moon, and then there was some mess about how the breakage of all the limbs couldn't be properly reverted and healed back, so Operative had to go and have mechanical replacement parts. From there, things had just escalated, as it was pretty clear Operative felt much more comfortable with mechanical parts than with biological parts. Then, a deal was arranged, which made the Operative into an actual Operative back at the time, and then that was about the time he and Walker had met, apparently. While Walker does describe a fair few interactions between friends involving them, he does take the time to make sure Mu understands that he and the Operative were just comrades and friends, nothing more. Then, a moment passes.

"WELL, I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE HEARD ME RAMBLE ON ENOUGH. THERE'S NOT MUCH ELSE TO DO HERE... WELL, EXCEPT FOR SOMETHING I DON'T DO OFTEN. OVER IN THAT WALL TO THE SIDE, I KEEP A WIDESCREEN TV AND A FEW GAMES. HAVEN'T TOUCHED THEM IN FOREVER, BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, I SUPPOSE I HAVE A USE FOR THEM ONCE AGAIN."

With that, he gets up and heads over to the side wall, stares for a moment, and proceeds to attack the wall with his sword. A moment passes again. The section of the wall falls away, revealing exactly what Walker was talking about. There don't seem to be many games on offer at the moment, but he reaches inside the section of the wall beside the TV, soon pulling out something that he's fairly sure might be a bit of fun for quite some time. What he pulled out is, of course, a videogame that allows for two players to upload their physical forms into a combat simulation, then duke it out in the simulation in real-time, with power levels equaled out then ramped up to an insane degree. I have decided not to name this game for the time being, as the cover is scratched so much that one can't read it anyway. Walker shoves the game inside the TV somehow, causing it to load up while Mu shuffles on over. The pair pick up a controller each, settle down beside each other, and Walker presses start.

Cue the beginning of the simulation. While there are attacks here, none of them will hurt Walker or Murakumo Mu. In this simulation, Walker and Murakumo Mu are the same size as each other, which helps eliminate the obscene balance issue of Mu naturally being much bigger than Walker. At the same time, both of them have been buffed up to quite an insane degree, given access to their full moveset of powers and abilities, and they're ready to do battle in the simulation with each other. Walker decides to let Murakumo Mu go first, which she does. Her opening attack is a series of powerful sword blades racing across the battlefield, cutting through the terrain as they pass by, a swarm of blades that rip through defenses such as armor in short order, but ultimately prove easy to dodge. Walker smirks, then grits his teeth to focus on the game.

Walker's return attack is to raise his own sword, starting to send out a number of swordbeams at Murakumo Mu in the simulation with each distant slash, already on the move to reposition off around somewhere better. The swordbeams, while fast and probably quite damaging against squishier targets, prove completely ineffective against her high-durability armor, and so Mu charges on in, sending in a few swords as a distraction so she can flicker past Walker, then turn and use her bladewings to stab at him. This time, his simulation self takes a stab in the side, this one managing to bite through his armor and forcing him away from his position of advantage. Not wanting to lose her advantage and momentum, Mu presses on, sending a swarm of blades forth to keep pushing Walker backwards, only for him to suddenly jump into the air over her.

Murakumo Mu manages to dodge off to the side, causing Walker's blade to clash against the hard stone ground of the simulation to no effect, aside from leaving an impressive-looking cut in the terrain. Now, she's on the defensive and he's on the attack, making her bring her bladewings back to defend herself against his wild swings, each swing making him take a step closer towards her, driving her back step by step. But, considering her bladewings are not strictly attached to her, she soon remembers that she can just block him and move out the way, and does so, letting his swing drag him forward past her. Then, her wing sweeps around, slashing across Walker's back deep enough to cause some significant damage to his armor.

Walker turns swiftly, and before Mu can react, he's managed to land the first meaningful blow on her body, biting in despite her armor and actually causing some system damage. With that hit, the battle has grown in intensity, Walker casting a few buffs on himself and charging in again, now going fully aggressive on Mu. She does the same thing, bringing her blades up to meet his swings and push them away from her, lashing out with her spare swords to break past his guard and weaken his assault bit by bit. She seems to be driving him to use his special moves more quickly than he's doing so to her, which thankfully doesn't result in anything bad because this is a simulation. As such, the two can play rough with each other if they want to.

Murakumo Mu does not want Walker's buffed sword strikes to hit her again, given one managed to do pretty significant damage. Given her swordwings, and the fact that Walker only has one sword, that's entirely possible for her to do, until he starts pulling out explosive weaponry to break past her guard, distracting her with explosions to the side and directly targeting her with a few bombs too, meaning she has to move out of the way to avoid getting blasted. Then, a clash of swordwing on sword causes sparks to fly, blinding both Mu and Walker briefly, making them both back off. At this point, Walker realizes his buffs aren't enough to keep up with Mu. He needs... more...

In the simulation, Walker suddenly begins to glow. His sword turns upwards out of his grip, hovering in the air in front of him as it turns a wicked jet black colour, while his clothing slowly fades out to pure pale white, the colour stereotypically associated with goodness and holy power. His eyes slowly close shut, rather unusual for an animatronic both in terms of his eyes actually shutting, and also his eyes now being visible through the mask. Then, his eyes open again, and both of them are glowing pure red, enough to burn right through the mask with their brightness. Surrounding him is an aura of pure blue-and-white power, radiating from his body in a powerful aura. This appears to be his Unlimited form.

Murakumo Mu appears to be ready for it though, as despite Walker opening with Black Blade, a powerful and devastating move that can cleave straight through almost anything it touches, she manages to use her blades to outright tank the hit at the cost of one of them breaking. Then, the two clash once again, sword swings being met by swordwing blocks, and the indiviudal swords of the wings flashing forth to slash at Walker's body, failing to penetrate the power-boosted aura around him. In the simulation, when someone goes all-out, they goddamn go all-out, okay? Regardless, now he's quite handily able to compete with Mu in terms of battle prowess, and the simulation starts to be torn to shreds by their clashing. Unfortunately for Walker, Mu does not want to lose this battle, and she still has one trick left up her sleeve.

As he swings with Black Blade again, she uses one of her swordwing blades to deflect the hit off to the side at the cost of the blade, then uses the remaining six swords to charge and arrange them around Walker, trapping him in place in a field of energy. Try as he might, he can't quite bust out of there, allowing Mu plenty of time to prepare what she wanted to make happen. She raises up into the air, well out of Walker's reach even if he was free, leaving him to desperately start spamming Black Blade to try to break out of the energy field. Cracks begin to appear from how hard he's hitting it, but they don't interrupt Mu's attack, letting her focus hard on forcing something on the simulation. Thankfully for Walker, he manages to break free just as the first sword flies down, a massive one easily as big as Mu or Walker in the simulation right now themselves. He swings upward with Black Blade, clashing against the massive summoned sword...

The simulation ends. It appears the software crashed from trying to simulate both Mu and Walker going all-out at the same time on each other. Unfotunately, this results in the TV outright exploding, and with that explosion, the wall cracks wide open. Slowly, the house begins to crumble downwards a bit, but thankfully it stops before it can collapse. Now it looks like a total mess. There's an awkward pause from Walker as he turns to Mu. She braces herself...

"YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT EVEN MAD. THAT WAS COOL."

Mu would then feel someone hugging her, and that turns out to be Walker, still a little high off of the fun of the simulation. After a short pause, she may even hug back... But, well, now the house is in ruins. They can't really stay there anymore, and time is sort of passing by. Both of them need to get back to the battlefield, else people are probably gonna flip out. But, still, they got to spend time away from there for a while with each other, get to know things, et cetera. Thus, Walker happily starts heading back to the battlefield, Mu tagging along beside him once again. Ya know. Just cool things like that.

It only occurs to them that that could've been a date after they get back to the battlefield.

 

[TMB50]

Flying Mega-Propaganda Loudspeaker: 14/50
Crawling Cabbage Monster: 14/50
Crawler Of Crawl: 14/50 (If the charge rebalance is already active, this charge will be the deleted one)
New Alchemies:
Red Polka-Dotted (As in red with black spots) Yoyo && Luckite (A mineral that always brings good luck) && Nanomachines (They can make EVERYTHING better) && Tarrarian= Lucky Red Black-Dotted NanoYoyo (Level 8: 3/5)
I make sure I'm using the RIGHT Lance of Longinus (Namely, I check if I got it in bizarre circumstances involving Antarctida rumors becoming true and new order mechas and other weird stuff) and make sure I'm REALLY stabbing Maya with it...In fact, I stab so many times each stab has spinoffs (Just in case) while complaining that using profecies involving stabbing people to wreck the entire world is more difficult than it should...
Then, I teleport into the Mecha of Horrors' area in which Flumpty is controlling it from. I then just hit him with an ice pick several times in order to pierce him open because I've come to make some omelettes, and I clearly need to crack a few eggs...Or a single big one...

 

[Moniker]

43/50
3/10

Zerisk point into Godlslayer-ing Flumpty's mech

I snatch an alchemy from the chimney! Quickly! Before it leaves!

 

[existence_success]

Marx Soulsickle. Trollfaceguy's face. Make it happen.

Oh yeah. I also take another alchemy from the chimney.

clanthrat gnu: 27/50 (+1 from Richard)

ENTER THE GUNGEON(?): 26/50 (+1 from Richard)

The Magnetic Minecraft Maker (Level 8: 2/5)

 

[Talist]

Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity. This is going to be tossed and reworked fairly soon anyway, though.

Class Tracking:

Attitude: MIND
Tokens: (8, 2, 7)
Total Tokens (14, 10, 13)

Spoiler: List of bought stuff/Reminders

* Finishing a Charge (1 any token per 10 charge)
* Dealing Damage (20,000 per token, Any)
* Selling stuff (1 W token per 2 charge points)
* Finishing a permanent alchemy (1 F token per 3 levels)
* Finishing a consumable alchemy (1 S token per 3 levels)
* Getting a Spoil of War (10 all)
* Assisting Defeating a (non trivial) Enemy (1 all, +2 of choice)
* RP With Another Player (+1 any, max 1/turn)

Mikoto's Might (Can break Might mood with Mind for +30% damage. At the end of each turn, entities get a free action that cannot heal/damage/debuff/buff anything.)
Conviction x1

Spoiler: Current Entities. Put into quotes so it doesn't show up when Tazz quotes it

Zerisk (kinda)
- Stats not listed here

Mikoto, the Mind's Deep
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h5tJ5Beb4tvl5H0WfiTTWmxQ_1hUAUWMyQWFJQCtm4I/edit?usp=sharing

Commands:
Zerisk: Godslayer, to appease the Piobyobob gods.

Mikoto: Concentrate once. Get ready for M-MURDER next turn. Pray. I don't actually want to buy another room yet, because that could be more dangerous than not having it.

Quick flow chart for if you want to attack Mikoto optimally:

Is his Fabric Strength at or above 3?

Spoiler: yes

Is his normal HP above 0?

Spoiler: yes

Attack his normal HP. Once it hits 0, you can target his rooms.

Spoiler: no

Target whichever room in his mindscape dungeon you think is the most important.

Spoiler: no

Attack his true HP. Unless you think he has too many defenses for that to be effective, in which case restart this flow chart but pretend his Fabric Strength is above 2.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h5tJ5Beb4tvl5H0WfiTTWmxQ_1hUAUWMyQWFJQCtm4I/edit?usp=sharing

State at End of Turn:
Mikoto: 110,000/120,000 HP. 140,000/140,000 True HP. Concentration: 38/45. Rooms: Watsonian Glass Nightmare Guardians (24,000/24,000 HP)>Vitals Targeting Darkfire Surge with a Subconscious Dark duct taped to it (31,000/31,000 HP)>Psychic Blazing Nightmare Guardians (25,500/25,500 HP)>Freudian Rogerian Hall of Hope (42,000/42,000 HP)>EMPTY. Fabric Strength: 3/7 (if he doesn't get attacked). M-MURDER: III Gail: 40,000/40,000 HP. Favor: 14. Wrath: 0

Gains 4 C and 2 N per turn baseline. Gain 1N if Gail ends the turn at full HP. Gain +2C if Mikoto ends the turn at 100,000 or above.

Current defenses: 66% for first attack, 56% for second, 47% for third, 38% for fourth onwards for non-debuffed attackers
If the attacker has a debuff, 59% for first attack, 50% for second, 42% for third, 34% for fourth onwards.
Sources: 3% (glass) + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 6% (Watsonian) + ----> + 7% * 1.3 (Subconscious Dark, 1 empty room. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + 7% * 1.3 (Darkfire Lance. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + ----> + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 12% (Blazing) + ----> + 2% (Rogerian) + 2% (times number of Sun parts, total of 10%)

Purchased thingies:
Subconscious Dark (part. It's one of the things I added during the turn delay)
Hall of Hope (part)

Glyph of Focus (+1 C per turn, +5 maximum C)

Nice chat with Richard

After me being stupid and not finishing this, the Veteran glances upwards to the sky.

((Wait a minute… I thought Richard dealt with the Tuba thing in DTG1… After this…))

”If you weren’t even asked simple questions like, what do you want, then I can’t help but think that therapy wasn’t very good. Possibly behavioristic though. That’s not important though.”

He returns his gaze back down after that.

”Purpose and recognition… Everyone seeks those at some point or another. So you have suffered more than UserZero, and so justice for you is to be something greater than her? Is that correct? And that brings me to something else…”

”I can’t say I know what you’ve felt, what you’ve been through. If I did, it would be a pointless lie. What I can say though, is that in my experience, discrimination is a form of power management. Either exert power over others, or try to take back a perceived loss of power. From what you told me, you faced the later. And that’s an injustice to you. But… justice and injustice are difficult to define. You want to prevent injustice in the future by being the sole most powerful. So… how can you prevent that from just recreating your initial injustice? If you have everything, what does that leave others with? Although, I think you answered that yourself. Jealousy. You want something better than what we have now, something better for yourself and everyone else. That is a noble goal, but... what can we truly do?”


Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]

First off, take a final free alchemy from the chimney. I've been fairly lucky these last two times. Third time?

Secondly, I point out that Ran Yakumo has no Plague Chance, but instead has 30% Plague Ignorance.

[V-AGP] Ran Yakumo: 300,000/300,000 HP. 40% Dodge chance. 20% Dodge Ignorance. 30% Plague Ignorance. CHEEEENNNN: III.

Therefor, she should only be 70% anime girl rather than the full 100%. This realization massively should massively boost her sanity. By at least 30%, of course. Come on! You have the power within you to ignore the plague! Just look at your stat bar in the EOTB! You hold the unique power! Nobody else has plague ignorance, only you! Doesn't that make you feel special?

Alchemy and charges:

Spoiler: Finished list

Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8, Glyph of Growth lvl 4, Glyph of Decay lvl 7, Compassion lvl 20, The BoomHammer lvl 12, Limit Found lvl 15, The Foul Blade lvl 14, Word Choice lv 5, Azure lvl 14, Fishing Omnirod lvl 13, Glyph of Purity lvl 8, Regal Paper lvl 8

Paper || Silk && (Gold Thread && Lapis Lazuli) = Regal Paper 1/4 (making another)
Regal Paper || Lime Green Dye && (Dice && Gold && Four Leaf Clover) = Glyph of Luck 1/??
(White Queen piece (as in chess) && Black Knight piece) || Clockwork machinery && Mirror = Glass Soldier 2/??

Got +1. +2 to Toast, +1 to Krill

I hope I don't have to use this (for its original purpose): 41/50
PTOTW: 25/30 + 20
We never stop charging stuff. Ever: 11/50

Shop below

Spoiler: Amaryllis

Standing atop a nearby hill, a new tower stood, shooting up into the air like a blooming flower. It is made of perfectly smooth and dyed stone, streaked and splotched with dark colors to highlight the extremely tall, eastward facing black tinted window. The inside is dark and spacious, most of the light not coming from the window, but instead the racks and walls covered faintly glowing runes, each slowly pulsating with their own unique color. The inside is floored with a black, slightly reflective stone, with some spots being polished to perfection so that when some of the runes happened to shine a similar color, the floor gave the impression of walking across the cosmos covered in glinting stars. Where there aren't runes, the walls are lined with shelves containing various goods and items for sale, often placed so that they caught the light or gave off dancing shadows along the opposite wall. The shelves for items stretched high into the air until they reached the glass ceiling. Through the glass was a fountain that constantly swirled red colored and lit water, making it look like the surface of the sun, constantly in flux. The light in the entire building was constantly in motion, slightly swaying and shifting with each second.

Welcome, dear patron, to Amaryllis.

People from DTG2 may recognize this kind of thing. Pretty major visual step up from the Alchemy Emporium, huh? Here, you can pay charge points for various items and services. Whenever you choose to spend on of your assists on this shop, you get 1$ to spend on items here, when they are available. I will allow you to keep up to 15$ worth of credit here before you have to spend it on something, and if you have -10$ or less, I won’t let you buy anything else until that is paid off. If you’re a good customer, I’ll increase your credit score and let you store/spend more. Finances 101 with Talist.

Prices in this store are subject to change.

Total Profit: 0$

Spoiler: Credit Values

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Spoiler: Permanent Alchemies

Unless something has a price tag, its cost is equal to its level.

Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Coghammer lvl 3, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (1$), The BoomHammer lvl 12, the Foul Blade lvl 14

Spoiler: Consumables

Unless something has a price tag, its cost is equal to its level.

Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8, Glyph of Growth lvl 4, Glyph of Decay lvl 7, Glyph of Purity lvl 8.

Spoiler: Selling

I am also willing to buy alchemies off of you for in store credit. By default, I’ll buy an alchemy that is level 4 or above for 70% of its level, rounded up.

Spoiler: In Game Services

Commission
You can also request a commission from me. Just tell me what to make, and I’ll try to get it to you as soon as I can. The price by default is equal to the end result’s level.

50 Charge Loan (When available)
Do you need extra firepower right now for some reason? Well, if I have a charge almost ready, I’ll loan it out to you. The default cost is 55 assists. So you get a 50 post charge now to do whatever you want with it, but you have to give me a total of 55 assists back. This charge still counts as my charge being used, so therefor you can combine it with a charge of your own to make a 100 post charge. In addition, if this is used for a 50 post entity, it might be slightly stronger than normal due to my leveling system. (currently I have no buff to entities summoned)

I am willing to negotiate the interest rate. Expect a higher interest rate if you want to do something I’d find morally objectionable, and if the opposite, expect a lower interest rate. I will give you a slightly lower interest rate if you’re willing to leave a security deposit of one of your alchemies with me. I will give you the alchemy back once the loan is paid off.

Spoiler: Out of Game Services

Don’t ask me how you’re buying these IC…

Because I want excuses to practice Blender, here are some offers! Note that for all of these, I don’t know when/if I’ll have time to work on them, so feel free to only pay me once I show you the result. For all of these, the price varies based on the complexity/difficulty of the job. I've also managed to recruit Battlefury into this, so he might do modeling jobs.

Character/Weapon Model: Default of 6$
(This model is untextured and un-animated. I can send the completed result to you as a .stl or a .obj file. If you have access to a 3D printer, you can use the .stl file to print out a statue of the model. You need to have at least one good picture of the item in question, but more pictures from various angles are useful. 2$ discount if you happen to have an orthographic projection of the item in question.)

3D Animation: No default price because it depends on how much movement/complexity you want.
Sadly, I can currently only offer animations using Minecraft styled characters and items because I’m can’t texture or rig custom models yet. If you want a specific scene, make it in Minecraft then send me the world file. I know how to do lighting, some texturing, movement, and simple physics such as cloth, wind, and impacts. If I don’t know how to do something, I’ll try to learn how.

2D Animation: Still no default price, but cheaper than 3D animation
Send me 2D images and I can animate them. Or better yet, send me several images to splice together. Although, please note... I'm no artist. So I'm only really good at making scenes, not actions. Think along the lines of Hearthstone golden cards. I can do things like that. I can also do some video effects, such as glitchy distortions for all the edge lords in the crowd today.



Words of emotional support: 0$

Current Promotion: Scribe’s Library
Being a scribe, Gail is interested in collecting stories. If you tell her a story relating to your character/where your character comes from, then you can get a 2$ discount on any purchase, limit of one per customer. And it has to be a good, relevant story that would actually be interesting to read.

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Also, ask me if you want a free gift. I was going to do this before, but forgot. Merry Christmas. Available while supply lasts.