DtG: Destroy the Godmodder (The Broken Masquerade)

DCCCV · May 20, 2020

Ender_Smirk said:
Smirk begins looking around, trying to see if any forms of structures composed of Oblivion energy exist, or if it seems the entire plane's nature is the purest entropy, while his body continually stays prepared to regenerate anything taken by the Oblivion essence of the place.

All around you is nothing but silver Oblivion Enyrjjies.
...Enyrjjies? That... hurt to write.

JOEbob said:
[1x] Alright, well... I'll get to the Aldebaran later. First, time to retrieve my stuff. I rotate my platemobile, and head off to Earth.
[1x]... after a moments thought, I decide I'll also want a lower profile. I don't want to look positively associated with Cake Guy, because some people are hostile to cake guy... but I also don't want to look like I hate cake guy, since people might assume I want to destroy the constructs left behind, and that'll get us off on the wrong foot, too. So... I decide to pick a temporary Aesthetic for my travels entirely orthogonal to Cake Guys. specifically, I replace the texture files for all my present entities with things from Dragon Ball Z. This camouflages me as being very muscular with golden spike-hair, and the rest of my entities like various types of Machine Mutants. it won't stand up in combat, but if I'm in combat things have already gone poorly.
[1x] Right, while I'm in travel, I'll keep working on my fuzz-constructs. Like with every ball, I shrink the latest fuzzballs, squishing these particular ones flatter as I do.

Entities, follow me. All entities have preemptive orders to scan any hostiles or potential hostiles. Facility, if 3 AC is just the Metal Special's cap, spend 20 points on the Steffan Special to increase the AC of the Biosuit to 7.

You disguise all your entities and head to Earth! Since Earth is a prime destination, you arrive in the vicinity of the system very quickly. ((Also, I don't want to stall for more time.)) Now, will you enter the Voidport, or...?

Steffan increases the Biosuit's Hp to 7!

Another 3 Stone Giants, as well as a Storm Giant wade into battle. A Spartoi-Dory strikes a Stone Giant for 30k, while Cetus continues to float in the sky above. The Asphodel restore the Spartoi to full, while the Nymphs and Fire Elementals give a welcoming gift of 40,000 Damage to the new arrivals. Ouch. The Cells sprout into... Cheerleaders? Those seem to be their name, yeah.

Harkener scans the Giants with his action:

Stone Giant Warrior. 95,000/95,000 Hp.
ATTACK
Greatclub: 30,000x2.
Rock: 50,000.

Storm Giant. 175,000/175,000 Hp. 5 AC. Thunderbolt: 1/5.
ATTACK
Greatsword: 45,000x2.
Rock Throw: 60,000.
Thunderbolt: 160,000.

That done, he orders the Pipe Orcan to blast the Cerberi to shreds, followed by throwing rocks to take out the Nymphs.
+7 AG Morale.

Itinerary:
Stop Alethea!
Stop The Invasion:

Investigate?
1. Talk to the Armillaries?
Defeat the Third Praetorian!
1. Find a way to get to reach Celestia!
  1. Defeat Cetus! It's protecting a portal!

FoundationQuest:

Locate The Foundation.

NeràQuest:

Find allies to fight off P3?
1. Please call off the Dwarf Invasion. Genocide is not the answer.
2. Fight Boccob?
3. Speak to the Raven Queen

JOEQuest:

???

Current Godmodder Hp: 49
~~Laboratory Link: Available for all! Need to figure stuff out actually~~

The Void: Neutral Ground.
FIELD EFFECT: Sancturary: Nobody may attack any other.

Elemental Plane of Oblivion.
FIELD EFFECT: Oblivion. ???.

[AG] Smirk. 20/20 Hp. Has created a Metal Staff.
[A] Nanosuit. Defense Mode: +5 AC. Durability: 2. Worn!

Gate To Celestia:
AG REINFORCEMENTS IN: 2!
AG Morale: 89%
~~[PG]~~ ~~Spartoi. 6,000/36,000 Hp. 3,000 Armor.~~
[PG] Dory.
[PG][BOSS] Cetus. 683,000/864,000 Hp. Carpet Beam: 3/3. Airborne!
[PG] Asphodel. 3,000/3,000 Hp. x3.
~~[PG]~~ ~~Cerberi. 36,000/42,000 Hp. -2,000 Armour. +25% Accuracy. x3. Bodyguarding Asphodel!~~
[PG] Fire Elemental. 39,000/40,000 Hp. x3.
~~[PG]~~ ~~Nymph. 44,000/45,000 Hp. x3.~~
[PG] Nymph-Copies. x3.
[PG] Cheerleader. x5.
[PG] Cells. x7.

[???] Harkener, The Newcomer. Petrify: 6/6.
[???-Harkener] Pipe Orcan. 86,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge.

[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter. ON MORATORIUM.
[AG-TOG] Stone Giant Warrior. 45,000/95,000 Hp. Morale Made!.
[AG-TOG] Stone Giant Warrior. 15,000/95,000 Hp. Morale Made!.
[AG-TOG] Stone Giant Warrior. 61,000/95,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Pipe Orcan! Morale Made!
[AG-TOG] Storm Giant. 140,000/175,000 Hp. 5 AC. Thunderbolt: 1/5.
[AG-TOG] Stone Giant Warrior. 55,000/95,000 Hp. x3

Elemental Plane of Fire: Secure Location.
Field Effect: Pretty Obvious isn't it? 20,000 Fire Damage per round.

[AG][ELITE] Iron Gear. 147,000/800,000 Hp. 10 AC. Immune to Magic! Antimagic Field. Off-Balance: -20% Dodge.

The Forest.
Morale: N/A.
[???] Dancing Soldiers. 15/15 Hp. x3
[???] Dancing Soldiers. 1/15 Hp.

[AG-Karpinsky][ELITE] Void VIII + I. 150,000/300,000 Hp. Create: 2/3. Drones available: 0. Missiles Available: 9. Invisible: 50% Dodge.
[AG-Karpinsky] Void Drones. 30,000/30,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge. x8.
[AG-Karpinsky] Ice Drone. 50,000/50,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge.
[AG-Karpinsky] Telepresence Drone. 30,000/30,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge. Projecting another Karpinsky.
[AG] Karpinsky. 10/20 Hp.
[A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Power. +3 AC. +6 SHP. Durability: 4. Worn!
[A] One-Size-Fits-All-Stealthsuit. +4 SHP. Durability: 2. Worn!
[A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Power. 3 ACpierce. Durability: 3.
[A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Power. +30% Accuracy. Durability: 4.

World of Nerà: The Material Plane: Imperial Base of Operations

[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network.

Fortress Nessus, Nessus.
Weather: Fiendish Parliament: Owls circle the battlefield. Ominous. 665 Owls left.
Field Effect: Antimagic. Cannot use Magic. Deities immune to effects. Summons supressed.

[N-Boccob] Horn Devil. x2.
[N-Boccob] Barbed Devil. Suppressed by Antimagic! x3.
[N-Boccob] Iron Golem. 141,000/180,000 Hp. Glibglobink Shell: 3/3. Immune to Magic.
[N-Boccob] Arcane Sword. Time Remaining: 3/5.
[N][BOSS] Boccob. 85/85 Hp. 8 AC. Foresight: +30% Dodge and Accuracy. Starmantle: Destroys nonmagical weapons. Artifact Damage halved. Kinetic Control: Absorbs melee attacks. 0/150. Spell Reflection: Self-Explanatory. Reflects Magic! Ironguard: Immune to metal attacks! Mind Blank: Immune to Psychic attacks! Freedom: Dodge and Accuracy cannot be lowered below 100%! Justice of The Wyrm King: 35,000 Damage to anyone attacking in Melee! Shapechange: Hoo Boy this is going to be wild.
[N] Boccob's Familiar. 40/40 Hp. 5 AC. Bodyguarding Boccob! Immune to Magic.

[N-Astrec] Clockwork Armillary. 25/25 Hp. 3 AC. 5 Regen. Blast: 2/2. Dispel: 3/3. Not Aligned to Boccob!

[AG-TOG] Iron Golem. 53,000/180,000 Hp. Glibglobink Shell: 3/3. Magic Immunity: 50%
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 58/70 Hp. Crown of Stars: 7/7.
[A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. Worn!
[A] Orb of Delphi. Passively Scans on Attack. Worn!
[A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. Worn!
[AG] Astrec. 20/20 Hp. Alive!
[A] The Godarm. +50,000 Power. Clockwork. Worn!
[A] Death's Ankh.
[A] Thistle of Zillywich. +60,000 Power. Durability: 1.
[A] Hand of Judgement. +36,000 Power. Ascend: 6/6. Worn!

Durghakaka

[???] The Raven Queen.

[AG-TOG] eye of flame. 1/1 Hp.
[AG] Nerà. 19/20 Hp.

The Solar System:
Field Effect: Music! Reduced Encounter Chance.
CakePlatemobile Integrity: 80%.

[AG] Drone. 55,000/60,000 Hp. x2
[A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Power. Durability: 1
[A] Neutron Edge. +50,000 Power. -20% Accuracy. Durability: 1
[AG] Clone. 20,000/25,000 Hp. x2.
[A] Hollow Unbreakable Katana. +45,000 Power. Durability: 1.
[AG] Exotic Crystal. 50,000/50,000 Hp. Wagda Elemental: Active! Fyre Elemental: Active! Durt Elemental: Active!
[AG] JOE. 20/20 Hp. ~~3 Regen.~~
[A] Amalgamation Biosuit. 40/40 Hp. 4 Regen. 7 AC. Blood: 2/2. Light: 2/3. Oblivion: 5/5. Godmod: 11/11. Worn!
[A] Stock Nanoplate. +5,000 AC. +5,000 Power. Durability: 6. Worn!
[A] Heavenly Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Power. +2,000 AC. Durability: 6. Worn!
[A] Vox Umbra. +10 SHP. Durability: 2. Worn!
[A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Power. Durability: 2
[A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Power. Durability: 1
[A] Clockwork Carver. +7,000 Attack. Durability: 2
[A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. Durability: 3
[A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Power. Durability: 1.
[A] Circadian Circuitbreaker. +35,000 Attack. Durability: 2.

JOEbob · May 21, 2020

[1x] Voidport? I'm not quite sure what those are... anyway, the First thing I do is set up a broadband passive scanner to test for the energy signatures of any of my stuff. disguised as a searcher for draconic spheroids.
[1x] I maintain my disguise, pretending to lift weights, going "HAAAAAAAAAA" repeatedly, and flaring a useless and wasteful energy aura around me.
[1x] silently and motionlessly,I reach into the pocket-space I'm messing with fluff in, and attach these two fluffballs on a line roughly tangent to the large sphere where they meet it, both meeting it about 70 degrees from the location that sphere meets the smaller sphere, and roughly 30 degrees apart from one another on the circular band implied by that.

Ender_Smirk · May 21, 2020

Smirk decides to begin to meditate within this dimension, trying to begin to study this energy directly, his body still ready to regenerate anything that starts to be injured if the Oblivion Enyrjjies decide to start being hostile.

DCCCV · May 22, 2020

JOEbob said:
[1x] Voidport? I'm not quite sure what those are... anyway, the First thing I do is set up a broadband passive scanner to test for the energy signatures of any of my stuff. disguised as a searcher for draconic spheroids.
[1x] I maintain my disguise, pretending to lift weights, going "HAAAAAAAAAA" repeatedly, and flaring a useless and wasteful energy aura around me.
[1x] silently and motionlessly,I reach into the pocket-space I'm messing with fluff in, and attach these two fluffballs on a line roughly tangent to the large sphere where they meet it, both meeting it about 70 degrees from the location that sphere meets the smaller sphere, and roughly 30 degrees apart from one another on the circular band implied by that.

You scan for Energy Signatures around the globe. Aside from the massive RED spike expected over New York Palace, you also see Astrec's blue over the North Pole from earlier, Leather Jacket Guy's grey from when he tried to relocate the earth, and Karpinsky's gold, right next to... a large CYAN energy signature.

Ender_Smirk said:
Smirk decides to begin to meditate within this dimension, trying to begin to study this energy directly, his body still ready to regenerate anything that starts to be injured if the Oblivion Enyrjjies decide to start being hostile.

You continue to spend time within the Elemental Plane of Oblivion, I guess?

A Dory strikes the Storm Giant square in the chest. 25,000 Damage. Once again, Cetus uses Carpet Beam, the middle of splitting open to release plasma. 20,000 damage to AG forces. The Fire Elementals close the distance, sowing discord among the Stone Giants. A Critical 80,000 to one, 20,000 to another! The Nymph-copies generate spectral needles to pierce the Storm Giant. 30k. Selecting targets, the Cheerleaders surround the Asphodel, which quiver as more sprout from the ground.
-4 AG Morale

Harkener scans the Cells.
Cell. 1/1 Hp. Differentiate: 1/1.
ACTION
Differentiate: Transform into a model of the Process.

Cells are the base form of the Process: information contained within a tiny metal packet, ready to grow into a required form.

Generating a strange machine covered in dials, he places over the Orcan's pipes as it begins to play. Turning the dials, he alters the resonant frequencies of the Pipe Orcan's notes. In three loud chords, he disrupts the Fire Elementals, dismissing them from the battlefield. That done, he orders the Giants to throw stones at Cetus, who make Morale and deal.... 260k. Wow.
+3 AG Morale

The Raven Queen sits on their throne, waiting for Nerà to speak.

~~"...Well? Do you wish for my assistance?"~~

Itinerary:
Stop Alethea!
Stop The Invasion:

Investigate?
1. Talk to the Armillaries?
Defeat the Third Praetorian!
1. Find a way to get to reach Celestia!
  1. Defeat Cetus! It's protecting a portal!

FoundationQuest:

Locate The Foundation.

NeràQuest:

Find allies to fight off P3?
1. ...
2. Fight Boccob?
3. Speak to the Raven Queen

JOEQuest:

???

Current Godmodder Hp: 49
~~Laboratory Link: Available for all! Need to figure stuff out actually~~

The Void: Neutral Ground.
FIELD EFFECT: Sancturary: Nobody may attack any other.

Elemental Plane of Oblivion.
FIELD EFFECT: Oblivion. ???.

[AG] Smirk. 20/20 Hp. Has created a Metal Staff.
[A] Nanosuit. Defense Mode: +5 AC. Durability: 2. Worn!

Gate To Celestia:
AG REINFORCEMENTS IN: 1!
AG Morale: 88%
[PG][BOSS] Cetus. 423,000/864,000 Hp. Carpet Beam: 1/3. Airborne!
[PG] Asphodel. 5,000/5,000 Hp. x5.
[PG] Cheerleader. x5.
[PG] Asphodel. 5,000/5,000 Hp. x2.
[PG] Asphodel. 3,000/3,000 Hp. x3.
[PG] Fire Elemental. 39,000/40,000 Hp. x3.
[PG] Nymph-Copies. x3.
[PG] Cells. x4.

[???] Harkener, The Newcomer. Petrify: 6/6.
[???-Harkener] Pipe Orcan. 86,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge.

[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter. ON MORATORIUM.
[AG-TOG] Stone Giant Warrior. 5,000/95,000 Hp. Morale Made!.
~~[AG-TOG]~~ ~~Stone Giant Warrior. -5,000/95,000 Hp. Morale Made!.~~
~~[AG-TOG]~~ ~~Stone Giant Warrior. -19,000/95,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Pipe Orcan! Morale Made!~~
[AG-TOG] Storm Giant. 70,000/175,000 Hp. 5,000 Armour. Thunderbolt: 2/5.
[AG-TOG] Stone Giant Warrior. 45,000/95,000 Hp. x3

Elemental Plane of Fire: Secure Location.
Field Effect: Pretty Obvious isn't it? 20,000 Fire Damage per round.

[AG][ELITE] Iron Gear. 167,000/800,000 Hp. 10 AC. Immune to Magic! Antimagic Field.

The Forest.
Morale: N/A.
[???] Dancing Soldiers. 15/15 Hp. x3
[???] Dancing Soldiers. 1/15 Hp.

[AG-Karpinsky][ELITE] Void VIII + I. 150,000/300,000 Hp. Create: 2/3. Drones available: 0. Missiles Available: 9. Invisible: 50% Dodge.
[AG-Karpinsky] Void Drones. 30,000/30,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge. x8.
[AG-Karpinsky] Ice Drone. 50,000/50,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge.
[AG-Karpinsky] Telepresence Drone. 30,000/30,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge. Projecting another Karpinsky.
[AG] Karpinsky. 10/20 Hp.
[A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Power. +3 AC. +6 SHP. Durability: 4. Worn!
[A] One-Size-Fits-All-Stealthsuit. +4 SHP. Durability: 2. Worn!
[A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Power. 3 ACpierce. Durability: 3.
[A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Power. +30% Accuracy. Durability: 4.

World of Nerà: The Material Plane: Imperial Base of Operations

[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network.

Fortress Nessus, Nessus.
Weather: Fiendish Parliament: Owls circle the battlefield. Ominous. 665 Owls left.
Field Effect: Antimagic. Cannot use Magic. Deities immune to effects. Summons supressed.

[N-Boccob] Horn Devil. x2.
[N-Boccob] Barbed Devil. Suppressed by Antimagic! x3.
[N-Boccob] Iron Golem. 141,000/180,000 Hp. Glibglobink Shell: 3/3. Immune to Magic.
[N-Boccob] Arcane Sword. Time Remaining: 3/5.
[N][BOSS] Boccob. 85/85 Hp. 8 AC. Foresight: +30% Dodge and Accuracy. Starmantle: Destroys nonmagical weapons. Artifact Damage halved. Kinetic Control: Absorbs melee attacks. 0/150. Spell Reflection: Self-Explanatory. Reflects Magic! Ironguard: Immune to metal attacks! Mind Blank: Immune to Psychic attacks! Freedom: Dodge and Accuracy cannot be lowered below 100%! Justice of The Wyrm King: 35,000 Damage to anyone attacking in Melee! Shapechange: Hoo Boy this is going to be wild.
[N] Boccob's Familiar. 40/40 Hp. 5 AC. Bodyguarding Boccob! Immune to Magic.

[N-Astrec] Clockwork Armillary. 25/25 Hp. 3 AC. 5 Regen. Blast: 2/2. Dispel: 3/3. Not Aligned to Boccob!

[AG-TOG] Iron Golem. 53,000/180,000 Hp. Glibglobink Shell: 3/3. Magic Immunity: 50%
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 58/70 Hp. Crown of Stars: 7/7.
[A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. Worn!
[A] Orb of Delphi. Passively Scans on Attack. Worn!
[A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. Worn!
[AG] Astrec. 20/20 Hp. Alive!
[A] The Godarm. +50,000 Power. Clockwork. Worn!
[A] Death's Ankh.
[A] Thistle of Zillywich. +60,000 Power. Durability: 1.
[A] Hand of Judgement. +36,000 Power. Ascend: 6/6. Worn!

Durghakaka

[???] The Raven Queen.

[AG-TOG] eye of flame. 1/1 Hp.
[AG] Nerà. 19/20 Hp.

The Solar System:
Field Effect: Music! Reduced Encounter Chance.
CakePlatemobile Integrity: 80%.

[AG] Drone. 55,000/60,000 Hp. x2
[A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Power. Durability: 1
[A] Neutron Edge. +50,000 Power. -20% Accuracy. Durability: 1
[AG] Clone. 20,000/25,000 Hp. x2.
[A] Hollow Unbreakable Katana. +45,000 Power. Durability: 1.
[AG] Exotic Crystal. 50,000/50,000 Hp. Wagda Elemental: Active! Fyre Elemental: Active! Durt Elemental: Active!
[AG] JOE. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Amalgamation Biosuit. 40/40 Hp. 4 Regen. 7 AC. Blood: 2/2. Light: 2/3. Oblivion: 5/5. Godmod: 11/11. Worn!
[A] Stock Nanoplate. +5 AC. +5,000 Power. Durability: 6. Worn!
[A] Heavenly Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Power. 2,000 AC. Durability: 6. Worn!
[A] Vox Umbra. +10 SHP. Durability: 2. Worn!
[A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Power. Durability: 2
[A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Power. Durability: 1
[A] Clockwork Carver. +7,000 Attack. Durability: 2
[A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. Durability: 3
[A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Power. Durability: 1.
[A] Circadian Circuitbreaker. +35,000 Attack. Durability: 2.

JOEbob · May 23, 2020

[1x] I head over to the Cyan signature, then.
[1x] I conjure another fluffball, somewhat smaller then the previous ones were...
[1x] and shrink it, per the usual.

Ender_Smirk · May 23, 2020

Smirk begins to make objects appear out of thin air around him, observing rate of decay within Oblivion, as well as seeing if there are things Oblivion permits.

The Ego · Jun 1, 2020

"My Queen, you know the scale of the threat that faces us all. I require your assistance, yet you require mine as well. No single faction alive in this universe could withstand the forces invading us. You certainly know of my movements to unify as many nations under my banner as possible. I have a plan, but it will require your wisdom and aid in order to succeed.
Allies of mine were meant to negotiate an agreement with the fallen gods in hell, however that went to hell rather quickly. I trust that an emissary of the Raven Queen would be able to smooth over tensions down there and help my socially inept underlings forge the alliance that they were meant to. If you have anything else to offer me, or any way that I might help you then make it known. There is little time to lose here."

Auma LASERs any incoming attacks, going full defense mode.
The Iron Golem grapples a Horn Devil and body slams them.
All my giants continue following Harkener's orders.

DCCCV · Jun 1, 2020

JOEbob said:
[1x] I head over to the Cyan signature, then.
[1x] I conjure another fluffball, somewhat smaller then the previous ones were...
[1x] and shrink it, per the usual.

You join Karpinsky, who is currently under attack by soldiers! You continue to conjure an even smaller fluffball, and I begin to wonder what you're even doing with them...

Ender_Smirk said:
Smirk begins to make objects appear out of thin air around him, observing rate of decay within Oblivion, as well as seeing if there are things Oblivion permits.

Your objects remain intact. That is, until they come into contact with the energy of the Plane, where they are instantaneously converted into Oblivion.

The Ego said:
"My Queen, you know the scale of the threat that faces us all. I require your assistance, yet you require mine as well. No single faction alive in this universe could withstand the forces invading us. You certainly know of my movements to unify as many nations under my banner as possible. I have a plan, but it will require your wisdom and aid in order to succeed.
Allies of mine were meant to negotiate an agreement with the fallen gods in hell, however that went to hell rather quickly. I trust that an emissary of the Raven Queen would be able to smooth over tensions down there and help my socially inept underlings forge the alliance that they were meant to. If you have anything else to offer me, or any way that I might help you then make it known. There is little time to lose here."

Auma LASERs any incoming attacks, going full defense mode.
The Iron Golem grapples a Horn Devil and body slams them.
All my giants continue following Harkener's orders.

Intentional or not, the Raven Queen cracks a thin smile at your pun. As she rises from her throne, it recedes back into the tree. Just barely a whisper, her voice is like a scythe cutting through the silence of Durghaka. ~~"Come..."~~ she says. ~~"...Walk with me."~~ Without waiting for your response, she turns and leaves the main hall.

Smirking at having made her smile, you walk with her. She leads you up a twisting flight of stairs that seem to go on as far as the eye can see. ~~"I don't have a very good relationship with Boccob..."~~ she says. "...He wants to believe he knows everything, so he hates both you and me for existing... He comes when he's angry at my judgement. He... he actually wants there to be more 'Evil' in the world, you know."

"He is misguidedly determined to maintain some invisible balance between good and evil. Allegedly. I'm not certain whether he truly believes that he and the fallen gods must be evil in order to stand in for the old lords of hell or whether that is simply his excuse to do evil for his own convenience."

"He is obsessed with control, but death surrounds him. There are things beyond his understanding at play. He seems to have forgotten the existence of the multiverse, and the greater pantheon. It's possible he doesn't want to remember, and instead just keep to himself."

"In a way that is understandable. It was certainly a difficult revelation for many of my followers that there existed worlds beyond those overseen by the divine thrones of our system. Boccob is intelligent, but perhaps not truly wiser than anyone else. Certainly it was not wisdom that saved him, but mere fortune."

"Obsessed with control, terrified of a sea of worlds that he cannot influence. Understandably this concept may be as terrifying for a god as it was for many mortals who made the same discovery of the truly limited power of their divine authorities."[/COLOR]

"...What else is there to say... Regardless of how short-sighted he is, Boccob is still one of the few living Gods in the Void. What do you think? Do you believe he can be turned to your side in this timeframe?"

"Certainly. Unwise though he may be, he remains the intellectual paragon he always was. I don't know how things turned violent down there when the intention was to negotiate peacefully. I assume Auma did something idiotic again. Regardless, he would listen to a god's pleas more readily than that of the great usurper. You could shake him of his denial and show him the necessity of joining forces with the side of the light."

As the Raven Queen considers your words, you reach the end of the staircase, which opens to a garden dug into a branch. At the center, a black wooden staff has been thrust through the earth. Pulling it free, she dusts off the dirt, and hands it to you. ~~"...An Avatar has been sent to Hell. I will see what I can do. ...As for you... This is yours. you'll need it."~~

You cast Identify on the staff. It has the power of time infused into it, accelerating the wielder's movements. In addition, it generates an energy blade upon saying "Whatever it takes," and is dismissed by saying, "My work here is done."

"And this is?"

~~"...Something you'll need."~~

"Does it have a name?"

~~"...Yes, but it isn't important... You are free to name it whatever you want."~~

You smile slightly at that.

~~"...I believe this concludes our business?"~~

"I believe so." You bow. "Thank you, my queen."

~~"Good luck... Nerà."~~ With that, the Raven Queen heads back down.

"...Whatever it takes." From one end of the staff, a pale red blade springs into existence. "This'll do."
Staff in hand, you teleport away.

Artifact get: Ebony Staff!
Entities Ordered!
Once you materialize where you're intending to go, I'll bring your skeleton with you.
...You did remember your skeleton, right?

~~"...Relax. As much as I want to, I won't destroy Sans here."~~
...Wait, you can see me?

To-Do:
Increment Charges and Special Attacks
Do Entity Attacks
Figure out what to Scan this round
Raven Queen Avatar?
Recontinue FoundationQuest

The Spine's tail darts forth, jabbing deep into the Pipe Orcan, just barely missing Harkener's head! 75k damage to the Pipe Orcan. Landing amongst the Asphodel, it's armour begins to regrow. In addition, more Ashphodel begin to sprout from the ground! 160k healed. As new Minotaur develop, the Nymphs and Fire Elementals continue to harrass the Stone Giants, leaving them all on 5,000 Hp. Once again, more cells are scattered across the ground.

Another Storm Giant, as well as a Gloud Giant General arrive onto the field. Deep in thought, Harkener scans the General:

[ELITE] Cloud Giant General. 150,000/150,000 Hp. Invisibility: 50% Dodge. Flying!
ACTION
Morningstar: 35,000x2.
Rock: 50,000.
Fog Cloud: Lower Target Accuracy or Dodge by 20% until your next action. Bonus Action!

With that done, Harkener stamps his feet in frustration. "Can't think of any healing methods..." he mutters to himself. "We need medics!"

Bringing his hands together, Harkener moves them away from each other to tear open a rift to the Positive Energy Plane, keeping the Planar boundaries open under his own strength. Positive-Dominant Field Effect Added! Harkener Vulnerable!

A Clockwork Orrery enters the battlefield.
"By order of Primus, you are to cease your activities at once."

Harkener grits his teeth. "And let people die?"

"The Allfather welcomes them with open arms."

"Not if I have anything to say about it!" Harkener takes control of the AG forces: The Pipe Orcan turtles up to accept healing, while the Giants charge forwards, blades flashing in the sun. All Cells and Nymph-copies destroyed. 2 Fire Elementals dimissed. Remaining Fire Elemental struck for 30k!
+9 AG Morale.

As promised, the Raven Queen manifests before Boccob, taking form through hellfire-cast wisps of shadow weaving together into a three-dimensional form. Palpable waves of force ripple through the air, stopping all constructs cold in their tracks.
The God-Wizard stops to sneer at the Avatar before him. "...You," he snarls. "If you're here, what do you want?"

It looks like Boccob has stopped attacking for the time being. What will you do now?

Meanwhile, as JOE approaches Karpinsky's clearing unshielded, Fighter Jets are suddenly scrambled to pursue him. I guess this is what happens when you go for the direct approach.

Itinerary:
Stop Alethea!
Stop The Invasion:

Investigate?
1. Talk to the Armillaries?
Defeat the Third Praetorian!
1. Find a way to get to reach Celestia!
  1. Defeat Cetus! It's protecting a portal!

FoundationQuest:

Locate The Foundation.

NeràQuest:

Find allies to fight off P3?
1. Fight Boccob?

JOEQuest:

???

Current Godmodder Hp: 49
~~Laboratory Link: Available for all! Need to figure stuff out actually~~

The Void: Neutral Ground.
FIELD EFFECT: Sancturary: Nobody may attack any other.

Elemental Plane of Oblivion.
FIELD EFFECT: Oblivion. ???.

[AG] Smirk. 20/25 Charge. Has created a Metal Staff.
[A] Nanosuit. Defense Mode: +5 AC. Durability: 2. Worn!

Gate To Celestia:
AG REINFORCEMENTS IN: 3!
Field Effect: Positive-Dominant! Organic Creatures recover 20,000 Hp per round!
AG Morale: 97%
[PG][BOSS] Cetus. 423,000/864,000 Hp. Carpet Beam: 2/3. Airborne!
[PG] Asphodel. 5,000/5,000 Hp. x5.
[PG] Cheerleader. x5.
[PG] Asphodel. 5,000/5,000 Hp. x2.
[PG] Asphodel. 3,000/3,000 Hp. x5.
[PG] Fire Elemental. 9,000/40,000 Hp. ~~x3.~~
~~[PG]~~ ~~Nymph-Copies. x3.~~
[PG] Minotaur. 60,000/60,000 Hp. x4.

[N] Clockwork Armillary. 25/25 Hp. 3 AC. 5 Regen. Blast: 1/2. Dispel: 1/3.

[???] Harkener, The Newcomer. 15/40 Charge. Petrify: 6/6. Vulnerable!
[???-Harkener] Pipe Orcan. 51,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge.

[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter. ON MORATORIUM.
[AG-TOG] Stone Giant Warrior. 25,000/95,000 Hp. Morale Made!. x4.
[AG-TOG] Storm Giant. 90,000/175,000 Hp. 5,000 Armour. Thunderbolt: 3/5.
[AG-TOG] Storm Giant. 175,000/175,000 Hp. 5,000 Armour. Thunderbolt: 1/5.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Cloud Giant General. 150,000/150,000 Hp. Invisibility: 50% Dodge. Flying!

Elemental Plane of Fire: Secure Location.
Field Effect: Pretty obvious, isn't it? 20,000 Fire Damage per round.

[AG][ELITE] Iron Gear. 187,000/800,000 Hp. 10 AC. Immune to Magic! Antimagic Field.

The Forest.
Morale: N/A.

Field Effect: Music! Reduced Encounter Chance.
CakePlatemobile Integrity: 80%.

[???] Dancing Soldiers. 15/15 Hp. x3
[???] Dancing Soldiers. 1/15 Hp.
[???] JAS 39 Gripen Fighter-Bomber Jet. 105,000/105,000 Hp. 10,000 Armour. Stormlight This: 3. x2.

[AG-Karpinsky][ELITE] Void VIII + I. 150,000/300,000 Hp. Create: 3/3. Drones available: 0. Missiles Available: 9. Invisible: 50% Dodge.
[AG-Karpinsky] Void Drones. 30,000/30,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge. x8.
[AG-Karpinsky] Ice Drone. 50,000/50,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge.
[AG-Karpinsky] Telepresence Drone. 30,000/30,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge. Projecting another Karpinsky.
[AG] Drone. 55,000/60,000 Hp. x2
[A] Hypersaber. +40,000 Power. Durability: 1
[A] Neutron Edge. +50,000 Power. -20% Accuracy. Durability: 1
[AG] Clone. 20,000/25,000 Hp. x2.
[A] Hollow Unbreakable Katana. +45,000 Power. Durability: 1.
[AG] Exotic Crystal. 50,000/50,000 Hp. Wagda Elemental: Active! Fyre Elemental: Active! Durt Elemental: Active!
[AG] Karpinsky. 20/25 Charge. Vulnerable!
[A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Power. +3 AC. +6 SHP. Durability: 4. Worn!
[A] One-Size-Fits-All-Stealthsuit. +4 SHP. Durability: 2. Worn!
[A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Power. 3 ACpierce. Durability: 3.
[A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Power. +30% Accuracy. Durability: 4.
[AG] JOE. 20/25 Charge. Vulnerable!
[A] Amalgamation Biosuit. 40/40 Hp. 4 Regen. 7 AC. Blood: 2/2. Light: 3/3. Oblivion: 5/5. Godmod: 11/11. Worn!
[A] Stock Nanoplate. +5 AC. +5,000 Power. Durability: 6. Worn!
[A] Heavenly Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Power. 2,000 AC. Durability: 6. Worn!
[A] Vox Umbra. +10 SHP. Durability: 2. Worn!
[A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Power. Durability: 2
[A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Power. Durability: 1
[A] Clockwork Carver. +7,000 Attack. Durability: 2
[A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. Durability: 3
[A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Power. Durability: 1.
[A] Circadian Circuitbreaker. +35,000 Attack. Durability: 2.

World of Nerà: The Material Plane: Imperial Base of Operations

[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network.

Fortress Nessus, Nessus.
Weather: Fiendish Parliament: Owls circle the battlefield. Ominous. 665 Owls left.
Field Effect: Antimagic. Cannot use Magic. Deities immune to effects. Summons supressed.

[???] The Raven Queen.

[N-Boccob] Horn Devil. x2.
[N-Boccob] Barbed Devil. Suppressed by Antimagic! x3.
[N-Boccob] Iron Golem. 141,000/180,000 Hp. Glibglobink Shell: 3/3. Immune to Magic.
[N-Boccob] Arcane Sword. Time Remaining: 3/5.
[N][BOSS] Boccob. 85/85 Hp. 8 AC. Foresight: +30% Dodge and Accuracy. Starmantle: Destroys nonmagical weapons. Artifact Damage halved. Kinetic Control: Absorbs melee attacks. 0/150. Spell Reflection: Self-Explanatory. Reflects Magic! Ironguard: Immune to metal attacks! Mind Blank: Immune to Psychic attacks! Freedom: Dodge and Accuracy cannot be lowered below 100%! Justice of The Wyrm King: 35,000 Damage to anyone attacking in Melee! Shapechange: Hoo Boy this is going to be wild.
[N] Boccob's Familiar. 40/40 Hp. 5 AC. Bodyguarding Boccob! Immune to Magic.

[N-Astrec] Clockwork Armillary. 25/25 Hp. 3 AC. 5 Regen. Blast: 2/2. Dispel: 3/3. Not Aligned to Boccob!

[AG-TOG] Iron Golem. 53,000/180,000 Hp. Glibglobink Shell: 3/3. Magic Immunity: 50%
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 58/70 Hp. Crown of Stars: 7/7.
[A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. Worn!
[A] Orb of Delphi. Passively Scans on Attack. Worn!
[A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. Worn!
[AG] Astrec. 20/25 Charge.
[A] The Godarm. +50,000 Power. Clockwork. Worn!
[A] Death's Ankh.
[A] Thistle of Zillywich. +60,000 Power. Durability: 1.
[A] Hand of Judgement. +36,000 Power. Ascend: 6/6. Worn!

Durghakaka

[???] The Raven Queen.

[AG-TOG] eye of flame. 1/1 Hp.
[AG] Nerà. 20/25 Charge. [A] Ebony Staff: Active!

Charge has returned! Everyone has been set to 20/25 Charge, with their Charge being kept track of on the Battlefield. Charge Increases whenever the user posts.

JOEbob · Jun 2, 2020

[1x] I make a minor modification to the music playing from the cakemobile, causing it to quickly slow in tempo, forcing the dancing soldiers to rapidly come to a near-stop. That should delay whatever they do.
[1x] Technically, I'm currently disguised as a knock-off goku. I put two hands together in the classic goku pose, and say "Kaaaaaa, Mei, ham, mei, schlaaaaaaaaa", expending the Light special. a beam of light rushes forth as I jab my hands forwards, piercing straight through the JAS 39 Grippen Fighter-Bomber Jet, then carving a furrow of super-heated metal through the jet along its flight direction as the jet continues moving. The thing with jets? Even if it's still alive, it's not going to keep flying, it's not the right shape any more, so its mobility is just gone. The alternative is for it to be made of a material stronger then something 'unbreakable', since it has more then 45,000 HP, which is the bonus damage from unbreakable katana use, which means if you put the katana in the way so it cuts off the jets wings, the katana won't kill the jet, but logically it'll still remove the wing since it's unbreakable and stronger, so logically this more powerful then that ability can do the same.
[1x] Then, I snap my fingers as useless flare, and vanish in a flash of green like a knock-off of instant transmission. I appear above the other Fighter-Bomber Jet, and punch it. I punch a flimsy section, so it doesn't do much damage directly, just snap off that section... But alongside the punch, I secretly grab onto all the air around me with magic, and make it rush away, leaving the Jet in a large sphere of pure vacuume as I teleport away. The punch is just to look like it's a thing goku could do, like they punched so hard the shockwave made a vacuume. It's the sort of thing that could probably happen out there in Fiction. Regardless, it causes the jet to rapidly plummet to the ground in a freefall, taking it out of commission for the moment, and into easy Drone/Clone range.
[1 Charge Expended] I let out a shorter-range pulse to scan for my stuff, then head over to it. ...wait, did 'Cyan' energy not refer to my energy? Come to think of it,Cake Guys energy is probably PINK... well, maybe not. I dunno, whatever.
Entity Orders:
All Entities Scan one of the following: Dancing soldiers, fighter-bomber jet.
Drones, attack the fighter-bomber jet if it's still a threat, else attack the dancing soldiers. Clone, likewise. If Karpinsky doesn't post, I lightly suggest to his entities that they also help out with this fight, and that Void VIII +I should create a drone to patch it up or something, since Create is charged and It is hurt.

Ender_Smirk · Jun 3, 2020

Smirk looks thoughtful, before returning to the Void. He then creates a box with an airtight seal, yet is transparent, and removes all matter of all varieties from it. He then opens a miniature portal to the plane of Oblivion within the box, and lets a small trickle of Oblivion through before shutting the gate, followed by placing a rubber ball directly next to it.

The Ego · Jun 5, 2020

I step out of a portal that appears partially inside of a Minotaur, splitting it's chest open from the magical spacefold. Swinging the Ebony Staff around I cast Steel Wind Strike, teleport-spamming around a bunch of Asphodels and striking at them with the red scythe. While several fall, I cast quick Divination spells to Scan them, as well as the Cheerleaders.

A rogue mage, having lost their platoon, created a portal in front of the Spine's carpet bean emission point, the other end of which is pointed towards the PG side. It's a gamble as to whether she'll stay alive long enough for the redirection to succeed or not though.

Auma boosts his own regeneration while the giants continue obeying Harkener. The eye of flame bodyguards the weakest Lightning Giant.

DCCCV · Jun 5, 2020

JOEbob said:
[1x] I make a minor modification to the music playing from the cakemobile, causing it to quickly slow in tempo, forcing the dancing soldiers to rapidly come to a near-stop. That should delay whatever they do.
[1x] Technically, I'm currently disguised as a knock-off goku. I put two hands together in the classic goku pose, and say "Kaaaaaa, Mei, ham, mei, schlaaaaaaaaa", expending the Light special. a beam of light rushes forth as I jab my hands forwards, piercing straight through the JAS 39 Grippen Fighter-Bomber Jet, then carving a furrow of super-heated metal through the jet along its flight direction as the jet continues moving. The thing with jets? Even if it's still alive, it's not going to keep flying, it's not the right shape any more, so its mobility is just gone. The alternative is for it to be made of a material stronger then something 'unbreakable', since it has more then 45,000 HP, which is the bonus damage from unbreakable katana use, which means if you put the katana in the way so it cuts off the jets wings, the katana won't kill the jet, but logically it'll still remove the wing since it's unbreakable and stronger, so logically this more powerful then that ability can do the same.
[1x] Then, I snap my fingers as useless flare, and vanish in a flash of green like a knock-off of instant transmission. I appear above the other Fighter-Bomber Jet, and punch it. I punch a flimsy section, so it doesn't do much damage directly, just snap off that section... But alongside the punch, I secretly grab onto all the air around me with magic, and make it rush away, leaving the Jet in a large sphere of pure vacuume as I teleport away. The punch is just to look like it's a thing goku could do, like they punched so hard the shockwave made a vacuume. It's the sort of thing that could probably happen out there in Fiction. Regardless, it causes the jet to rapidly plummet to the ground in a freefall, taking it out of commission for the moment, and into easy Drone/Clone range.
[1 Charge Expended] I let out a shorter-range pulse to scan for my stuff, then head over to it. ...wait, did 'Cyan' energy not refer to my energy? Come to think of it,Cake Guys energy is probably PINK... well, maybe not. I dunno, whatever.
Entity Orders:
All Entities Scan one of the following: Dancing soldiers, fighter-bomber jet.
Drones, attack the fighter-bomber jet if it's still a threat, else attack the dancing soldiers. Clone, likewise. If Karpinsky doesn't post, I lightly suggest to his entities that they also help out with this fight, and that Void VIII +I should create a drone to patch it up or something, since Create is charged and It is hurt.

The Tempo changes. The Dancing Soldiers notice their slower movements and accordingly change tactics immediately, beginning a coordinated slow-dance.

You unleash the Light Special, immediately dealing 150k damage to one of the Fighter Jets, knocking it right out of the sky. That done, you trap the second jet in a vacuum, cutting out its engines. But despite this, it continues to remain in the air, it's inertia keeping it in motion. Eventually, its jet flares back up, weaker than before. -20% Dodge inflicted.

The energy signature? I thought you knew it wasn't yours, Karpinsky's, or Cake Guy's. It's someone else's entirely. You ping your surroundings yet again. There, partially out of phase with the immediate surroundings is a massive concrete structure, softly glowing cyan.
If you strain your eyes, you can just barely make it out. A faint magenta energy signature.
It's there. You've found it.

Your Entities have been ordered.

Ender_Smirk said:
Smirk looks thoughtful, before returning to the Void. He then creates a box with an airtight seal, yet is transparent, and removes all matter of all varieties from it. He then opens a miniature portal to the plane of Oblivion within the box, and lets a small trickle of Oblivion through before shutting the gate, followed by placing a rubber ball directly next to it.

The ball and the Oblivion do not interact with each other inside the Vaccum!

The Ego said:
I step out of a portal that appears partially inside of a Minotaur, splitting it's chest open from the magical spacefold. Swinging the Ebony Staff around I cast Steel Wind Strike, teleport-spamming around a bunch of Asphodels and striking at them with the red scythe. While several fall, I cast quick Divination spells to Scan them, as well as the Cheerleaders.

A rogue mage, having lost their platoon, created a portal in front of the Spine's carpet bean emission point, the other end of which is pointed towards the PG side. It's a gamble as to whether she'll stay alive long enough for the redirection to succeed or not though.

Auma boosts his own regeneration while the giants continue obeying Harkener. The eye of flame bodyguards the weakest Lightning Giant.

As you swing at some of the Asphodel, an energy field stops your scythe in place. 10,000 to the Minotaur, 3 Asphodel cut down.

As the spell ends, magical energy attempts to corrode away your weapon, but it refuses to be consumed, remaining intact.

Asphodel MkI. 3,000/3,000 Hp.
ROLE
Supplier

FEATURES
+ Restorative Aura

VULNERABILITIES
- Immobile
- Cannot Self-Restore

PREFERENCES
Burrowing, Sterile Ground.

Cheerleader 12,000/12,000 Hp. Shielding: []
ROLE
Maintenance

FEATURES
+ Shield Beam

VULNERABILITIES
- Unarmed

PREFERENCES
High-Traffic Areas, Sunsets.

Entities Ordered!

Now on the ground, Cetus impales a Storm Giant with it's tail and tosses it aside. 75k damage. As it does so, all the Asphodel reach up as high as they can, giving off a massive pulse of energy. 240k Hp restored to Cetus. Amidst much cursing and frustration, the Fire Elemental and Minotaur take out one Stone Giant, and leave another at 5,000.
-2 AG Morale.

Raising a sword, the Clockwork Armillary hacks away at Harkener, reducing his charge to 0. Unable to raise a hand to strike back, he stares them straight in the eyes, bleeding wounds resealing. Giving Nerà a look, he continues to order AG forces.

Playing loud and clear, the Pipe Orcan shakes 3 Cheerleaders apart, allowing the remaining Stone Giants to rush in and cut down the 5 Ashpodel and the Fire Elemental. As this is done, the Storm Giants seek and destroy the newly-released Cells, smashing them to smithereens. Finally, the Cloud Giant General lowers Cetus' Dodge with a cleverly-placed Fogbank, breaking open a Minotaur with their Morningstar as well.
Despite everything, AG Morale is now at maximum!

Elsewhere, the remaining JAS 39 Gripen Fighter-Bomber Jet uses Stormlight This, firing two Sidewinder Air-to-Air missiles directly at JOE: The first failing to get through both his AC and Shields, the second breaking through to deal 4 damage to the Biosuit.

One Clone and one Drone each scan a Dancing Soldier and JAS 39 Gripen Fighter-Bomber Jet respectively.

Dancing Soldier. 15/15 Hp.
ACTION:
Rifle: 16,000x5.
Safety Dance: Become Invincible until your next Action.
Shield Dance: Protect 2 other Entities with your Dancing. Must be done with a Partner also doing the Shield Dance.
More Dances: Requires Further Scans.

JAS 39 Gripen Fighter-Bomber Jet. 105,000/105,000 Hp. 10,000 Armour. Stormlight This: [].
ACTION
Vulcanize: 45,000.
Stormlight This: 90,000x2.

Closing in on the JAS 39 Gripen Fighter-Bomber, one Drone uses the Hypersaber to carve through the armour of the Jet, but as it does so, the Energy Blade shorts out, it's internals melting down. 30k Damage. A Clone takes swing with the Hollow Unbreakable Katana at a defenseless soldier, which shatters on impact to deal 9 damage. So much for the power of Anime. At the same time, the Wagda, Fyre and Durt Elementals strike another dancing soldier for 6 damage as well.

A man in a suit walks out from the main entrance of the facility, his hands scrambling a Rubik's Cube. "It's believed that any Rubik's cube can be solved in exactly 18 moves," he says. "However, I'm only going to need 17 for this."

The Raven Queen sighs. ~~"...I want you to stop fighting,"~~ she says. ~~"...Look around you. ...Look past your petty squabble for control of this Sphere. ...Where were you when the Dark God came?"~~

The Raven Queen sighs. ~~"...I want you to stop fighting,"~~ she says. ~~"...Look around you. ...Look past your petty squabble for control of this Sphere. ...Where were you when the Dark God came?"~~

The God-Mage raises an eyebrow. "You lie," he growls. "Surely The Pantheon would've-"

~~"...You're an idiot, Boccob,"~~ The Raven Queen huffed. ~~"...Haven't you heard? ...The Pantheon is gone. ...You're on your own."~~

Boccob takes a moment to process this. "W-what do you mean, gone? What are our numbers again? Over 100? How?"

~~"...There were over 100 of you, and 100 have merged together and been destroyed at once. ...There are but 35 of you left."~~

The Archmage of the Deities lowers himself to the ground. Walking up to his table, he drives his fist through it. With an almighty heave, he lifts it over his head, throwing it off the tower, books and all. Taking a breath, he wordlessly conjures and walks through a golden gate onto the Main Battlefield.

Once he's out of earshot, the Raven Queen lets out a deep exhale, like a blimp deflating. ~~"...I've done what I could,"~~ she breathes. ~~"...Leave it to you now."~~ Turning over to Astrec, she removes the Ankh from around his neck. ~~"...Will be taking that... ...Thank you very much."~~ Without another word, she leaves in a twisting of grey dead roots.

...
Auma restores 10 Hp to himself, I guess.

Itinerary:
Stop Alethea!
Stop The Invasion:

Investigate?
1. Talk to the Armillaries?
Defeat the Third Praetorian!
1. Find a way to get to reach Celestia!
  1. Defeat Cetus! It's protecting a portal!

Foundation + CakeQuest:

Locate The Foundation?
???

NeràQuest:

Find allies to fight off P3?
1. Fight Boccob?

Current Godmodder Hp: 49
~~Laboratory Link: Available for all! Need to figure stuff out actually~~

The Void: Neutral Ground.
FIELD EFFECT: Sancturary: Nobody may attack any other.

Elemental Plane of Oblivion.
FIELD EFFECT: Oblivion. ???.

[AG] Smirk. 21/25 Charge. Has created a Metal Staff.
[A] Nanosuit. Defense Mode: +5 AC. Durability: 2. Worn!

Gate To Celestia:
AG REINFORCEMENTS IN: 2!
Weather: Fiendish Parliament: Owls circle the battlefield. Ominous. 665 Owls left.
Field Effect: Positive-Dominant! Organic Creatures recover 20,000 Hp per round!
AG Morale: 100%
[PG][BOSS] Cetus. 663,000/864,000 Hp. 6,000 Armour. Carpet Beam: 3/3. Portal Over Eye!
[PG] Asphodel. 5,000/5,000 Hp. x2.
[PG] Cheerleader. 12,000/12,000 Hp. Shielding: Asphodel Group Above! x2.
~~[PG]~~ ~~Asphodel. 5,000/5,000 Hp. x2.~~
[PG] Asphodel Mk I. 3,000/3,000 Hp. x5.
~~[PG]~~ ~~Fire Elemental. 9,000/40,000 Hp.~~
[PG] Minotaur. 60,000/60,000 Hp. 5,000 Armour. x2.
[PG] Minotaur. 50,000/60,000 Hp. 5,000 Armour.

[N][BOSS] Boccob. 85/85 Hp. 8 AC. Foresight: +30% Dodge and Accuracy. Starmantle: Destroys nonmagical weapons. Artifact Damage halved. Kinetic Control: Absorbs melee attacks. 0/150. Spell Reflection: Self-Explanatory. Reflects Magic! Ironguard: Immune to metal attacks! Mind Blank: Immune to Psychic attacks! Freedom: Dodge and Accuracy cannot be lowered below 100%! Justice of The Wyrm King: 35,000 Damage to anyone attacking in Melee! Shapechange: Hoo Boy this is going to be wild.
[N] Boccob's Familiar. 40/40 Hp. 5 AC. Bodyguarding Boccob! Immune to Magic.
[N-Boccob] Arcane Sword. Time Remaining: 3/5.

[N] Clockwork Armillary. 25/25 Hp. 3 AC. 5 Regen. Blast: 2/2. Dispel: 2/3.

[???] Harkener, The Newcomer. 0/40 Charge. Petrify: 6/6. Vulnerable! Bleeding: Charge Regen Disabled.
[???-Harkener] Pipe Orcan. 51,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge.

[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter. ON MORATORIUM.
[AG-TOG] Stone Giant Warrior. 45,000/95,000 Hp. Morale Made!. x2.
[AG-TOG] Stone Giant Warrior. 5,000/95,000 Hp. Morale Made!.
[AG-TOG] Storm Giant 1. 35,000/175,000 Hp. 5,000 Armour. Thunderbolt: 4/5.
[AG-TOG] eye of flame. 1/1 Hp. Bodyguarding Storm Giant 1!
[AG-TOG] Storm Giant 2. 175,000/175,000 Hp. 5,000 Armour. Thunderbolt: 2/5.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Cloud Giant General. 150,000/150,000 Hp. Invisibility: 50% Dodge. Flying!
[AG] Nerà. 21/25 Charge. [A] Ebony Staff: Active!

Elemental Plane of Fire: Secure Location.
Field Effect: Pretty obvious, isn't it? 20,000 Fire Damage per round.

[AG][ELITE] Iron Gear. 207,000/800,000 Hp. 10,000 AC. Immune to Magic! Antimagic Field.

The Forest.
Morale: N/A.

Field Effect: Music! Reduced Encounter Chance.
CakePlatemobile Integrity: 80%.

[???] Dancing Soldiers. 15/15 Hp. x3
[???] Dancing Soldiers. 1/15 Hp.
[???] JAS 39 Gripen Fighter-Bomber Jet. 105,000/105,000 Hp. 10,000 Armour. Stormlight This: 2. -20% Dodge.
[???] ???.

[AG-Karpinsky][ELITE] Void VIII + I. 150,000/300,000 Hp. Create: 3/3. Drones available: 0. Missiles Available: 9. Invisible: 50% Dodge.
[AG-Karpinsky] Void Drones. 30,000/30,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge. x8.
[AG-Karpinsky] Ice Drone. 50,000/50,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge.
[AG-Karpinsky] Telepresence Drone. 30,000/30,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge. Projecting another Karpinsky.
[AG] Drone. 55,000/60,000 Hp. x2
~~[A]~~ ~~Hypersaber. +40,000 Power. Durability: 1~~
[A] Neutron Edge. Max Usage Power: 50,000. -20% Accuracy. Durability: 1
[AG] Clone. 20,000/25,000 Hp. x2.
[A] Hollow Unbreakable Katana. Max Usage Power: 45,000. Durability: 1.
[AG] Exotic Crystal. 50,000/50,000 Hp. Wagda Elemental: Active! Fyre Elemental: Active! Durt Elemental: Active!
[AG] Karpinsky. 20/25 Charge. Vulnerable!
[A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Power. +3 AC. +6 SHP. Durability: 4. Worn!
[A] One-Size-Fits-All-Stealthsuit. +4 SHP. Durability: 2. Worn!
[A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Power. 3 ACpierce. Durability: 3.
[A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Power. +30% Accuracy. Durability: 4.
[AG] JOE. 20/25 Charge. Vulnerable!
[A] Amalgamation Biosuit. 40/40 Hp. 4 Regen. 7 AC. Blood: 2/2. Light: 1/3. Oblivion: 5/5. Godmod: 11/11. Worn!
[A] Stock Nanoplate. +5 AC. +5,000 Power. Durability: 4. Worn!
[A] Heavenly Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Power. +2 AC. Durability: 4. Worn!
[A] Vox Umbra. +10 SHP. Durability: 1.
[A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Power. Durability: 2.
[A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Power. Durability: 1
[A] Clockwork Carver. +7,000 Attack. Durability: 2
[A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. Durability: 3
[A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Power. Durability: 1.
[A] Circadian Circuitbreaker. +35,000 Attack. Durability: 2.

World of Nerà: The Material Plane: Imperial Base of Operations

[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network.

Fortress Nessus, Nessus.

Field Effect: Antimagic. Cannot use Magic. Deities immune to effects. Summons supressed.

~~[???]~~ ~~The Raven Queen.~~

[N-Boccob] Horn Devil. x2.
[N-Boccob] Barbed Devil. Suppressed by Antimagic! x3.
[N-Boccob] Iron Golem. 141,000/180,000 Hp. Glibglobink Shell: 3/3. Immune to Magic.

[N-Astrec] Clockwork Armillary. 25/25 Hp. 3 AC. 5 Regen. Blast: 2/2. Dispel: 3/3. Not Aligned to Boccob!

[AG-TOG] Iron Golem. 53,000/180,000 Hp. Glibglobink Shell: 3/3. Magic Immunity: 50%
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 68/70 Hp. Crown of Stars: 7/7.
[A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. Worn!
[A] Orb of Delphi. Passively Scans on Attack. Worn!
[A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. Worn!
[AG] Astrec. 21/25 Charge.
[A] The Godarm. +50,000 Power. Clockwork. Worn!
~~[A]~~ ~~Death's Ankh.~~
[A] Thistle of Zillywich. +60,000 Power. Durability: 1.
[A] Hand of Judgement. +36,000 Power. Ascend: 6/6. Worn!

Ender_Smirk · Jun 5, 2020

Smirk seems to question this result, before attempting to give the ball a light telekinetic shove into the oblivion energy. If nothing continues to happen, this will definitely be an odd one.

JOEbob · Jun 6, 2020

Ah, I thought Cyan was a reference to [me], since the JOE of this time period speaks in cyan- albeit saturated cyan, not desaturated.

DCCCV said:
"It's believed that any Rubik's cube can be solved in exactly 18 moves," he says. "However, I'm only going to need 17 for this."

[1x] I point out...That's not impressive at all! You just need a rubiks cube which isn't in the set of Hardest To Unscramble Initial Cube Positions. It would only be impressive if you took a cube with an initial position that has been explicitly tested and requires 18 moves, then showed a way to do it in 17. Which you didn't.
I'm right, therefore whatever scheme he's planning is invalid. Also, I subtly cast a minor spell, causing a bloom of ice to erupt from the ground and freeze the cube into a solid chunk- and this person, in place. He can probably get out, though.
[3 Charges] I surreptitiously pour three charges into the fluffballs, increasing their eventual power.
[2 C + 1x] I warp over to the Jet, then place bumpers on all its missile tubes and guns. This doesn't kill it, but if it tries to fire any missiles or attacks, they'll bounce off the bumpers and wreck havoc on its insides.
[1x] I use Blood on this ??? Man. If my hunch is correct, they're a player, so Taking via Blood should allow me to siphon Charges from them... as for why I think they're vulnerable, well, they're holding a somehow-relevant rubiks cube. That sounds like an Artefact to me.
Entity Orders:
Facility, Send in more drones! The guy who was here already is Useless!
Drones, attack Grippen-jet, else soldiers. Clones, likewise, and so on.
Drone 1, scan soldiers. drone 2, scan ??? man. clone 1, scan soldiers. clone 2, scan ??? man. wagda elemental, scan soldiers. fyre elemental, scan soldiers. durt elemental, scan soldiers.

Nedben · Jun 6, 2020

Nedben said:
Grimoire Yggdrasilia 40/40 (+3 from this turn and I posted before the +3 of the last turn so I'll just handwave it in now.) (Using)

τετέλεσται. It is finished. Αρχίζει. It begins.

"Amaranth."

To a casual outside observer, there is a glint of light, and then nothing obvious happens. Perhaps some mis-aimed 'let there be light'. Perhaps the silencing of great curses for a movement too powerful to bear. A failure to make a flower. But that isn't it, no. Not at all.

There is a living book, now, in the style of a nursery rhyme you the reader probably don't know, or an author made manifest, or a woman (or women) made of names and memory and above all, magic and love. And that book is concealed within a sophon, a folding of space that could store great machinery, a starship containing an inventory-stored world, all within something as small as a particle of light, without breaking it, and that it may unfold itself when the time comes to return to these worlds and release its precious cargo.

I have crafted, with much energy, Grimoire Yggdrasilia. An everlasting wellspring of creative energy, one that never runs out until broken, "a sort of laptop-shaped backup of the universe?", perhaps. I imbue it with self-repair and the divine authority creatio ex nihilo, the very 'something from nothing' ability in the realm of gods and witches above them, and I suppose the first spark of us the Descended as well, the great ability to make, craft, improve, spawn, all that sort of thing. I give it the intelligence and wisdom to be, in a sense difficult to put to words, good and allied with the anti-godmodder cause, and able to make. Let there be something more than godmodder empire, and that if everything falls to ruin there will still be something else. I give it the root of making magic, that it may grow its own new systems. Let there be being. It will return under Passcode 'I Love You', or when either we have won it all and ended the Godmodder, or we have lost and we can do naught more to succeed without aid. Transcend distance to know this, dear grimoire, read the tale along with the sight of its arbiter if it must be so. I give it independence from the tale, that the void may burn broken and still yet the book may live, another dream saved from the sins of this one. Let there be amaranth. I give it growth, that it may self-improve and become better rather than stagnate or remain useless. I give it vision of worlds and inspiration, that it may make and decorate and grow them both, and new things may emerge. I give it copies of ideas, plans, memories, that it may know and think and do accordingly, yet still be able to learn. Let it know what we wish to recreate and save, and learn what more must be recorded, retold, and restored. I give. Let there be. I do what I can. Let it be able to do so as well.

The book closes, but only for now, a dramatic vanishing. It pops into a pocket plane of shrunken entrance, which I conceal beneath infinitesimal metamaterials and some general trickery. It is hidden, safe and sound as I can make it, and the initial act disguised as a flash of pointless light. I'll call you back when you're needed, good grimoire, or if I don't maybe someone else will, or worst comes to worst you'll be able to decide when we're all gone how to make something new ever farther away from that evil empress' minions, and hey maybe the guy watching us can issue the call too when everything's over.

Go, with many blessings. The book moves, carried by a vessel of light as it drives away from all this chaos and fire of a conquered multiverse. Whether we win or lose, this world will one day know salvation. The book is sent, far away from this battlefield. I can only hope we will have somewhere for it to return to, that they can heal what is left behind rather than being forced to abandon it. Run, and grow stronger, wiser, and lovelier still, my beloved child creatrix. Perhaps one day, it will all be repaired or made better.

Reload, ready, and otherwise reprepare the railgun to avoid any 'it's not loaded!' shenanigans later, then stow it for an appropriate Overfiend meeting now that we know it works.

The nedben, not entirely sure how he got to the main battlefield and having not actually shot the overfiend with the railgun, shoots the railgun at Cetus instead.

redoubtableEagle · Jun 7, 2020

Without any semblance of warning, a portal suddenly opens up at the Gate to Celestia and spits out a figure, then closes behind them. Landing facefirst on the ground, the figure coughs and rises, revealing themselves to be a tall figure covered head-to-toe in damaged white armor, with red armor covering the arms, and black visible on the hands, feet, and in various places where the white armor is broken open. They seem to be wearing a mask of some kind, though the figure takes it off, stows it away, and puts on another, smaller one in its place. The figure then bends over to pick something off the ground, which turns out to be a large silver shield with a heavily damaged chrome finish. This retrieved, the figure looks around, seeing where they have winded up... and sighs.

"Escape from one battle, and fall headfirst into another... It never ends, does it?"

Gazing upon Cetus, the figure frowns as he sizes up the creature.

"Well then, it seems a proper rest will have to wait. There's a new war to be fought here."

With that, the Masked Figure, as he will be known presumably until someone asks his name, leaps from the ground at a surprising speed towards Cetus, then promptly rams the beast with his shield. No need to start things off fancy, that can wait for later.

The Ego · Jun 7, 2020

Both iron golems (the one Boccob dominated being returned to my control) are teleported to the plane of fire by a squad of conjurers, who also teleport Auma to the main battlefield.
Auma transforms the Swisarmyknifemodder into... some kind of magical focus, not quite sure what kind. Either way, with potent magic and inherent luminous abilities amplified through the artifact's lens, Auma unleashes a burst of Aspect-and-Arcane-fueled luminous death upon the enemy troops (minus Cetus). He also fires one of his Stars at Cetus.
The Cloud Giant General uses its targeting special on Cetus, Faerie Fire providing increased accuracy to any who would target the beast.
The Giants all kill whatever they can.

[1] Nerà receives Harkener's look and Banishes the Clockwork Armillary. Burning 5 CP, a divine soul sorcerer breaks ranks to come blast Harkener with heals.

"Boccob, I see our negotiations have succeeded. Wonderful of you to help us here, but my intention was actually to have you turn Tiamat's ire to the Demons so that the Devils could be free to assault our invaders. Feel free to go accomplish that after you're done here."

[1] Nerà reverses the gravity beneath Cetus, throwing off its flight temporarily but more importantly causing tons of thrown boulders, dropped corpses and miscellaneous undead warriors to fly up and crash into The Spine. The Undead grapple onto Cetus, reapplying the DoT that the spine had from when it was grounded that will remain until the skellies can be shaken off.

[1] Nerà himself rides the reversed gravity with the Ebony Staff outstretched, crimson blade of energy carving deeply into Cetus' side as he falls upwards past it. He stops himself once he's fallen above Cetus and fires a few Firebolts at the monster while the Masked Figure rams it with a shield.

"A newcomer? Descended. Who are you?" the elf asks @redoubtableEagle

DCCCV · Jun 7, 2020

Ender_Smirk said:
Smirk seems to question this result, before attempting to give the ball a light telekinetic shove into the oblivion energy. If nothing continues to happen, this will definitely be an odd one.

On contact, the ball is assimilated into Oblivion Energy.

JOEbob said:
Ah, I thought Cyan was a reference to [me], since the JOE of this time period speaks in cyan- albeit saturated cyan, not desaturated.

[1x] I point out...That's not impressive at all! You just need a rubiks cube which isn't in the set of Hardest To Unscramble Initial Cube Positions. It would only be impressive if you took a cube with an initial position that has been explicitly tested and requires 18 moves, then showed a way to do it in 17. Which you didn't.
I'm right, therefore whatever scheme he's planning is invalid. Also, I subtly cast a minor spell, causing a bloom of ice to erupt from the ground and freeze the cube into a solid chunk- and this person, in place. He can probably get out, though.
[3 Charges] I surreptitiously pour three charges into the fluffballs, increasing their eventual power.
[2 C + 1x] I warp over to the Jet, then place bumpers on all its missile tubes and guns. This doesn't kill it, but if it tries to fire any missiles or attacks, they'll bounce off the bumpers and wreck havoc on its insides.
[1x] I use Blood on this ??? Man. If my hunch is correct, they're a player, so Taking via Blood should allow me to siphon Charges from them... as for why I think they're vulnerable, well, they're holding a somehow-relevant rubiks cube. That sounds like an Artefact to me.
Entity Orders:
Facility, Send in more drones! The guy who was here already is Useless!
Drones, attack Grippen-jet, else soldiers. Clones, likewise, and so on.
Drone 1, scan soldiers. drone 2, scan ??? man. clone 1, scan soldiers. clone 2, scan ??? man. wagda elemental, scan soldiers. fyre elemental, scan soldiers. durt elemental, scan soldiers.

You ~~coldify~~freeze the Rubik's Cube solid, but the man effortlessly cuts his way out with a- wait that's a toothbrush. You then place bumpers on the Jet's weapon systems, making it deal damage to itself when it attacks! You also attempt to use Blood on the mysterious man, but he remains unaffected. He's invulnerable.

5 Charges used! 4 Drones Summoned! Entities Ordered!

Nedben said:
The nedben, not entirely sure how he got to the main battlefield and having not actually shot the overfiend with the railgun, shoots the railgun at Cetus instead.

You Railgun Cetus! 30,000 Damage!

...Unless otherwise noted, your Railgun is now unloaded. Unless it's one of those self-reloading ones. I don't know, maybe that's a thing? Schrodinger's Projectile.

redoubtableEagle said:
Without any semblance of warning, a portal suddenly opens up at the Gate to Celestia and spits out a figure, then closes behind them. Landing facefirst on the ground, the figure coughs and rises, revealing themselves to be a tall figure covered head-to-toe in damaged white armor, with red armor covering the arms, and black visible on the hands, feet, and in various places where the white armor is broken open. They seem to be wearing a mask of some kind, though the figure takes it off, stows it away, and puts on another, smaller one in its place. The figure then bends over to pick something off the ground, which turns out to be a large silver shield with a heavily damaged chrome finish. This retrieved, the figure looks around, seeing where they have winded up... and sighs.

"Escape from one battle, and fall headfirst into another... It never ends, does it?"

Gazing upon Cetus, the figure frowns as he sizes up the creature.

"Well then, it seems a proper rest will have to wait. There's a new war to be fought here."

With that, the Masked Figure, as he will be known presumably until someone asks his name, leaps from the ground at a surprising speed towards Cetus, then promptly rams the beast with his shield. No need to start things off fancy, that can wait for later.

Welcome to The War. You charge forward, denting Cetus' armour! 19,000 Damage!

The Ego said:
Both iron golems (the one Boccob dominated being returned to my control) are teleported to the plane of fire by a squad of conjurers, who also teleport Auma to the main battlefield.
Auma transforms the Swisarmyknifemodder into... some kind of magical focus, not quite sure what kind. Either way, with potent magic and inherent luminous abilities amplified through the artifact's lens, Auma unleashes a burst of Aspect-and-Arcane-fueled luminous death upon the enemy troops (minus Cetus). He also fires one of his Stars at Cetus.
The Cloud Giant General uses its targeting special on Cetus, Faerie Fire providing increased accuracy to any who would target the beast.
The Giants all kill whatever they can.

[1] Nerà receives Harkener's look and Banishes the Clockwork Armillary. Burning 5 CP, a divine soul sorcerer breaks ranks to come blast Harkener with heals.

"Boccob, I see our negotiations have succeeded. Wonderful of you to help us here, but my intention was actually to have you turn Tiamat's ire to the Demons so that the Devils could be free to assault our invaders. Feel free to go accomplish that after you're done here."

[1] Nerà reverses the gravity beneath Cetus, throwing off its flight temporarily but more importantly causing tons of thrown boulders, dropped corpses and miscellaneous undead warriors to fly up and crash into The Spine. The Undead grapple onto Cetus, reapplying the DoT that the spine had from when it was grounded that will remain until the skellies can be shaken off.

[1] Nerà himself rides the reversed gravity with the Ebony Staff outstretched, crimson blade of energy carving deeply into Cetus' side as he falls upwards past it. He stops himself once he's fallen above Cetus and fires a few Firebolts at the monster while the Masked Figure rams it with a shield.

"A newcomer? Descended. Who are you?" the elf asks @redoubtableEagle

Your forces return to The Battlefield! Entities Ordered!

The Armillary fails to be banished, the attempt to restore Harkener's Charge as well! That said, Divine Soul Summoned!

[AG] Divine Soul, Minor. 20,000/20,000 Hp.
ACTION
Cure Light Wounds: 15,000 Healing.

Boccob laughs without a hint of humour. "You think to command me? My goals are my own. I work for myself, and I will allow you to assist me at this time."

Raising Cetus off the ground, you pelt them with boulders and skeletons, before slamming them back onto the ground. 44,000 Damage, Skeleton DoT reapplied!

Cetus lashes out at Storm Giant 1, cleanly spearing through the Eye of Flame as well. Knowing their time is nigh, the Asphodel heal Cetus as much as they can: 140k. Still close to the AGs, the Minotaurs smash the Pipe Orcan to smithereens, much to Harkener's frustration.
-10 AG Morale

Boccob points at the Armillary previously harassing Harkener. "You're with me now." He then directs his sword to hack at a Minotaur. 25k damage.

The Stone Giants take out the new Cells and Cheerleaders, while the Storm Giant softens up two Minotaur with his Greatsword for 40,000 Damage. At the same time, the Cloud Giant flies up to Cetus, adding more clouds to box it's mobility in, at the same time smashing it with their Morningstar for 58k. Finally, In a burst of light, Auma deals 25,000 Damage to all PG units except for Cetus itself. This destroys almost everything. He then throws one of his Crown of Stars at Cetus. 24k.
AG Morale continues to hold!

As two Dancing Soldiers use Shield Dance, one of the two shielded replicates into two more, while the other one fires through the barrier, downing the Clones and dealing 16,000 damage to the Exotic Crystal. The JAS 39 Gripen Fighter-Bomber Jet uses Stormlight This again, taking 40k Critical damage in the process, but dealing 90k to the Void VIII+I, as well as destroying JOE's Vox Umbra.

Out of the ice, the Mysterious Man thaws out the Rubik's Cube, making another move. "Fifteen." Pulling a Minigun from somewhere, he shoots it high up into the air. Since Acid Rain starts to fall right after, these two events are clearly related to each other.

The Void VIII+1 creates a Repair Drone for itself, just as the Acid Rain begins to eat away at it. The actual Void and Ice Drones fire at the Shielded Soldiers, failing to deal any damage. On the other hand, JOE's Drones are far more successful, dealing 42k damage total to the JAS 39 Gripen Fighter-Bomber Jet. Neutron Edge consumed. The Exotic Crystal-Elementals scan the Dancing Soldiers for more information:

Dancing Soldier. 15/15 Hp.
ACTION:
Rifle: 16,000x5.
Safety Dance: Become Invincible until your next Action.
Shield Dance: Protect 2 other Entities with your Dancing. Must be done with a Partner also doing the Shield Dance.
Fast Dance: +50% Dodge.
Smart Dance: +100% Accuracy.
Multi Dance: Summon 2 Dancer Duplicates.
More Dances: Requires Further Scans.

Taking aim with Marzanna's Sight, Karpinsky downs the JAS 39 Gripen Fighter-Bomber Jet by shooting out its engine. He nods at JOE. "I'll provide cover fire. You take the reins." He hands JOE the controls for his Ship and Drones.

Itinerary:
Stop Alethea!
Stop The Invasion:

Investigate?
1. Talk to the Armillaries?
Defeat the Third Praetorian!
1. Find a way to get to reach Celestia!
  1. Defeat Cetus! It's protecting a portal!

Foundation + CakeQuest:

Locate The Foundation?
???

NeràQuest:

Find allies to fight off P3?
1. Fight Boccob?

Current Godmodder Hp: 49
~~Laboratory Link: Available for all! Need to figure stuff out actually~~

The Void: Neutral Ground.
FIELD EFFECT: Sancturary: Nobody may attack any other.

Elemental Plane of Oblivion.
FIELD EFFECT: Oblivion. ???.

[AG] Smirk. 22/25 Charge. Has created a Metal Staff.
[A] Nanosuit. Defense Mode: +5 AC. Durability: 2. Worn!

Gate To Celestia:
AG REINFORCEMENTS IN: 1!
Weather: Fiendish Parliament: Owls circle the battlefield. Ominous. 665 Owls left.
Field Effect: Positive-Dominant! Organic Creatures recover 20,000 Hp per round!
AG Morale: 100%
[PG][BOSS] Cetus. 534,000/864,000 Hp. 6,000 Armour. Carpet Beam: 3/3. Portal Over Eye! Skeletons: 10k DoT! -20% Dodge.
~~[PG]~~ ~~Asphodel. 5,000/5,000 Hp. x2.~~
~~[PG]~~ ~~Cheerleader. 12,000/12,000 Hp. Shielding: Asphodel Group Above! x2.~~
~~[PG]~~ ~~Asphodel Mk I. 3,000/3,000 Hp. x5.~~
~~[PG]~~ ~~Minotaur. 20,000/60,000 Hp. 5,000 Armour. x2.~~
[PG] Minotaur. 5,000/60,000 Hp. 5,000 Armour.

[N][BOSS] Boccob. 85/85 Hp. 8 AC. Foresight: +30% Dodge and Accuracy. Starmantle: Destroys nonmagical weapons. Artifact Damage halved. Kinetic Control: Absorbs melee attacks. 0/150. Spell Reflection: Self-Explanatory. Reflects Magic! Ironguard: Immune to metal attacks! Mind Blank: Immune to Psychic attacks! Freedom: Dodge and Accuracy cannot be lowered below 100%! Justice of The Wyrm King: 35,000 Damage to anyone attacking in Melee! Shapechange: Hoo Boy this is going to be wild.
[N-Boccob] Boccob's Familiar. 40/40 Hp. 5 AC. Bodyguarding Boccob! Immune to Magic.
[N-Boccob] Arcane Sword. Time Remaining: 4/5.
[N-Boccob] Clockwork Armillary. 25/25 Hp. 3 AC. 5 Regen. Blast: 2/2. Dispel: 3/3.
[N-Boccob] Horn Devil. x2.
[N-Boccob] Barbed Devil. x3.

[N-Astrec] Clockwork Armillary. 25/25 Hp. 3 AC. 5 Regen. Blast: 2/2. Dispel: 3/3.

[???] Harkener, The Newcomer. 2/40 Charge. Petrify: 6/6. Vulnerable!
~~[???-Harkener]~~ ~~Pipe Orcan. 51,000/220,000 Hp. 30% Dodge.~~

[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter. ON MORATORIUM.
[AG-TOG] Stone Giant Warrior. 65,000/95,000 Hp. Morale Made!. x2.
[AG-TOG] Stone Giant Warrior. 25,000/95,000 Hp. Morale Made!.
~~[AG-TOG]~~ Storm Giant 1. 35,000/175,000 Hp. 5,000 Armour. Thunderbolt: 4/5.
[AG-TOG] ~~eye of flame. 1/1 Hp. Bodyguarding Storm Giant 1!~~
[AG-TOG] Storm Giant 2. 175,000/175,000 Hp. 5,000 Armour. Thunderbolt: 3/5.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Cloud Giant General. 150,000/150,000 Hp. Invisibility: 50% Dodge. Flying!
[AG-TOG] Divine Soul, Minor. 20,000/20,000 Hp.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 70/70 Hp. Crown of Stars: 7/7.
[A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. Worn!
[A] Orb of Delphi. Passively Scans on Attack. Worn!
[A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. Worn!
[AG] Nerà. 17/25 Charge. [A] Ebony Staff: Active!
[AG] Masked Man. 20/25 Charge.
[AG] Astrec. 22/25 Charge.
[A] The Godarm. +50,000 Power. Clockwork. Worn!
[A] Thistle of Zillywich. +60,000 Power. Durability: 1.
[A] Hand of Judgement. +36,000 Power. Ascend: 6/6. Worn!

Elemental Plane of Fire: Secure Location.
Field Effect: Pretty obvious, isn't it? 20,000 Fire Damage per round.

[AG][ELITE] Iron Gear. 227,000/800,000 Hp. 10,000 AC. Immune to Magic! Antimagic Field.
[AG-TOG] Iron Golem 1. 161,000/180,000 Hp. Glibglobink Shell: 3/3. Immune to Magic.
[AG-TOG] Iron Golem 2. 73,000/180,000 Hp. Glibglobink Shell: 3/3. Magic Immunity: 50%

The Forest.
Morale: N/A.
Weather Effect: Targeted Acid Rain: 10,000 Damage to all AG entities per round. -25% Dodge.
Field Effect: Music! Reduced Encounter Chance.
CakePlatemobile Integrity: 80%.

[???] Dancing Soldiers. 15/15 Hp. x3
[???] Dancing Soldiers. 1/15 Hp.
[???] JAS 39 Gripen Fighter-Bomber Jet. 23,000/105,000 Hp. 10,000 Armour. Stormlight This: 1. -20% Dodge.
[???] ???.
[???] Replica Soldier. 15/15 Hp. x2.

[AG-JOE][ELITE] Void VIII + I. 50,000/300,000 Hp. Create: 3/3. Drones available: 0. Missiles Available: 9. Invisible: 20% Dodge.
[AG-JOE] Void Drones. 20,000/30,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge. x8.
[AG-JOE] Ice Drone. 40,000/50,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge.
[AG-JOE] Telepresence Drone. 20,000/30,000 Hp. Invisible: 50% Dodge. Projecting another Karpinsky.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 35,000/60,000 Hp. x2
~~[A]~~ ~~Neutron Edge. Max Usage Power: 50,000. -20% Accuracy. Durability: 1~~
~~[AG-JOE]~~ ~~Clone. 20,000/25,000 Hp. x2.~~
[AG-JOE] Exotic Crystal. 24,000/50,000 Hp. Wagda Elemental: Active! Fyre Elemental: Active! Durt Elemental: Active!
[AG-JOE] Repair Drone. 50,000/50,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 50,000/60,000 Hp. x4
[AG] Karpinsky. 22/25 Charge. Vulnerable!
[A] Armour of Savitar. +10,000 Power. +3 AC. +6 SHP. Durability: 4. Worn!
[A] One-Size-Fits-All-Stealthsuit. +4 SHP. Durability: 2. Worn!
[A] Marzanna's Sight. +26,000 Power. 3 ACpierce. Durability: 3.
[A] The Blizzard Blaster. +30,000 Power. +30% Accuracy. Durability: 4.
[AG] JOE. 16/25 Charge. Vulnerable!
[A] Amalgamation Biosuit. 40/40 Hp. 4 Regen. 7 AC. Blood: 1/2. Light: 2/3. Oblivion: 5/5. Godmod: 11/11. Worn!
[A] Stock Nanoplate. +5 AC. +5,000 Power. Durability: 3. Worn!
[A] Heavenly Nanogauntlet. +35,000 Power. +2 AC. Durability: 3. Worn!
~~[A]~~ ~~Vox Umbra. +10 SHP. Durability: 1.~~
[A] Prism Blade. +28,000 Power. Durability: 2.
[A] Eternity's Eradicator. +23,000 Power. Durability: 1
[A] Clockwork Carver. +7,000 Attack. Durability: 2
[A] Spaced Out Headband. +35,000 Attack. Durability: 3
[A] Structurally Sound Red Matter Katana. +26,000 Power. Durability: 1.
[A] Circadian Circuitbreaker. +35,000 Attack. Durability: 2.

Sky High · Jun 8, 2020

Visions of a dark, pulsating ball. Visions of a thousand tiny ships.
???: Our destinies only become clear to us once they've already passed.
A thousand small spikes fly out of the ball and strike the ships. Not one is spared.
???: But I never thought my destiny would be to face you again.
A vision of a standoff between a man and his shadow. Each strikes, but the shadow wins, tearing through the arm of the man.

S. H. awakens from his nightmare. He doesn't know he's about to enter another one. But he can't worry about that right now, he seems threatened by the nearby Minotaur.

Wasting no time, S. lunges forward with his mechanical leg and strikes the Minotaur's solar plexus with his mechanical arm, using his mechanical eye to pinpoint its exact location.

S. H.: I suppose I can worry about remembering my past later. I seem to be needed here.
~~~
Charge: 0/25

Nedben · Jun 8, 2020

The nedben pulls a Captain Murasa and anchors Cetus with an anchor by dropping it on them. However, the anchor is actually one of those enchanted pirate symbols for quickly training pirates for things like rigging and dramatic swordfights. It makes the skeletons into sailor skeletons, improving their damage over time and ability to anchor Cetus.

redoubtableEagle · Jun 8, 2020

Quick to follow up on his first attack, the Masked Man kicks off of Cetus' armor, launching himself high into the air. When he reaches the peak of his arc, he grabs hold of the sides of his shield, and as he descends he thrusts it down, stabbing deep into the beast. He then pulls out the shield (with some difficulty) before jumping backwards, getting some distance between himself and Cetus.

@The Ego

The Masked Man turns to the elf, somewhat surprised that someone has deigned to speak to him so soon after his arrival. Nevertheless, far be it from him to leave the question unanswered.

"...I am Lusiix, and I come from a world very much unlike this one."

He pauses.

"You call me "Descended", what does that mean? I'm rather new around here, you see."

JOEbob · Jun 8, 2020

[1x] I pick up a rock, then throw it at the fallen fighter/bomber jet. By not following the rules of prespective, the rock appears to remain at a constant size during its flight. after a few moments, it reaches the fallen fighter/bomber jet and crushes it, now a quite sizeable boulder.
[1x] I then point a hand at the dancing soldiers. Oblivion rushes forth, a tightly-controlled stream pouring from my hand and through the soldiers, piercing several without slowing down. this is, admittedly, helped along by the first targetted soldier only having one health left, but that's neither here nor there. When the stream runs out of power,it winks out, the oblivion sucked into a single point and removed.
A quick illusion makes this look like something a goku could do with energy beams like kamayomayo wave blastes.
[1x] I glance up at the weather. I don't think I have any gokuable ways to do this, so I make the effect I'm about to cause seemingly originate from the Void VIII +I; a compartment in the ship which may or may not have not existed before opens up, and fires white capsules into the sky. Soon, there are a dozen in various stages of flight, and another compartment which probably didn't exist opens up, firing up a single black tetrahedron. the tetrahedron comes to a stop, then crackles like television static. the white capsules begin to orbit it, hinges on the capsules swinging open to reveal odd bleached machinery. Grey lightning begins to crackle between the components of this aparatus as the orbits stablize, creating a horizontal ring of white machinery around the tetrahedron, with one tetrahedron-tip pointed straight down. There's an ominous whirring sound, and then the rain... stops. The whirring continues, though. Up in the sky, the black machinery turns its point somewhat,the bottom tip now aimed at a dancing soldier, and above it a shape is visible only in its effects on the rain: The acidic droplets are spiraling inwards into the tetrahedron, as though they landed in a funnel.
Quietly, beneath the whirring, is a small 'click', before a bolt of the concentrated acidic rain, its acidity significantly enhanced, lances out to strike a dancing solider. This process repeats periodically... though, if the other Descended alters their aim to target the tetrahedron, they find it twists with remarkable alacrity and immediately unleashes, not one of those bolts, but a veritable torrent of acidic rainwater, in defence; evidently it is functioning far under capacity in terms of offence when not attacked.
[0x] I scan the replica soldiers.do they have the dancing abilities too?

Entity Orders : 3 Drones bodyguard the Void VIII+I. Repair Drone repairs the Void VIII+I. Void Drones, stealthily assassinate the remaining dancing soldiers and replicas. Telepresence Drone, project alternate images of as many of the non-invisible entities here as you can manage to draw fire. Ice Drone, attempt to create ice in the path of any incoming attacks. ordinary drones without orders, kill dancing soldiers/replicas if more survive.
Void VIII+I, if you still have create charged as listed in your statline, create another repair drone. If not, attack the dancing soldiers which are still alive, if any, with your standard attack of 120,000 damage, then fire as many missiles as needed to kill any further remaining dancing soldiers, assuming such exist. If there are no remaining soldiers to target, hide stealthily and attempt to accelerate your repairs.
Elementals, move on ahead if all enemies are dead, to locate my Stuff.

iguessimherenow · Jun 8, 2020

I spawn on the battlefield with literally no clue what's going on. There's a precog somewhere, and quite frankly I'm allergic to predictions. I immediately erupt in a minor and communicable rash. Nearby enemies are also afflicted, the rash worsening in relation to how close they are to a precog (applies to enemies with the tag Foresight)! (Ten stages of affliction, 1: All d100 sides except 1-10 are okay for the dex roll. 2: all sides except 1-20 are okay for the dex roll. If at severity 10, you cannot pass the dex roll.) This impedes movement and any defenses or maneuvers for dodging must make a d100 dex save! If hit, extra damage x1.5 is given to the afflicted! (Severity scales with how close you are, in meters, to a precog, 10 meters being severity level one, and 1 meter being severity level ten.)
Hope this helps any attackers. Next turn I'm going to do something weird. Looks like you didn't take sickness or communicable things into account when it comes to defenses (at least for things close to Boccob, like his familiar).
[this part is /null and planning for next turn. I will put an entity made of four men of various nationalities fused into one onto the field, whom are immune to reality warping, reality warp induced effects, and reality warp created objects being applied to them! They can be commanded to extend this effect to a person or object once per turn, via them being asked "Can you see me?" to which they will respond, "Yes." "Oui." "Si." "Ja." and the effect will then be casted onto the asker or a target indicated by them! (Note, also nullifies any preexisting effects on a target. So if someone (the target) has a really good reality warp generated shield, well, too bad you can now pick up a rock from the ground and smash their skull in.) Also! This is my first time ever posting and I created an acc solely for this whole debacle. Lucky you.]

FlamingFlapjacks · Jun 8, 2020

Realizing I've fallen asleep at the narration wheel, Astrec returns to activity. Not sparing words for Cetus, they bring up the Godarm and the thing on their other hand.
"I guess it's a good as time as any for this. Let's let hope this doesn't explode on us. Preferably it explodes on them, but considering my track record at this point I think I'll just be fine if something explodes."
Astrec raises, and summons forth the power of the special. Astrec... Ascends? Bit hard to describe what you have no knowledge of.

Ender_Smirk · Jun 8, 2020

Smirk teleports the orb of pure oblivion back to its home plane, and then begins to try something. He tries to generate a small speck of oblivion essence in the center of the box, but something about it is off. This is because its energy is not purely Oblivion, but Oblivion that is composed of Code energy. He then tries tossing another rubber ball into this test object.

DtG: Destroy the Godmodder (The Broken Masquerade)

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