=TURN FIFTY-NINE=

h0i!
ire iz very sick... VERRRRYYYYYY! so tem decided to take up the burdun of updat!

-19- turns until tem become god!!!

to begin, tag3 proceeds to fite temself, creating a huge parasocks! tem rol die, and get (2567). dis causes a dog to appear abov tea, and it proceds to bomp them on hed! (2) dmg!!!!! teg then move to (eh), but der is no fite and you can't move to a space with 2 lettars, causing anothER PARASOCKS!!!!!!!

(9928)

Oh dear. That's VERY high. So high, I've obtained proper grammar if only for a few lines, as to express how strange and rare this is. This paradox works in your favor, allowing you to move to (EH), where the mystical Tembo Temmur grants you several human souls, causing you to glow with amazing energy! Harnessing the powers of the energy, you proceed to rip Herobrine right in two with two now-existent blades, made up of pure Determination. Herobrine is promptly obliterated, and you obtain the Soul Remnants. tem den get bord of speaking like that, but then the dog from before absorbs the soul reman, and proceds to phase thru wall to lever.

patched quilt then inputs multiple pretty colors into panel, but nothing happen, causing patch and tem grEAT SAD!! tem then take turn and grant firststrike to tem's friend, glitch temmie! tem then giv frind several stat buf-

...Temmie is then whacked away from the update terminal with a broom. As it turns out, during the break, Temmie, in the last three minutes before the update, created a super-elaborate ARG which involves how Temmie took control of the game and how Temmie was the true final boss all along. Anyway, Herobrine's still dead, and as it appears, the Paradox roll was high enough to give Teag a single skill point. Pricey moves back to the Weapon Testing Room. He then doesn't realize that the Flaming Railgun wasn't shooting at him, but the laser turrets were! This failed realization causes him to fail to dodge the upcoming shots, but he still smashes the Sawblade Trap for (4) damage, as he attacked in an awfully generic fashion. Piono then heads to the wooden shack, steals the Glitch Girl's hut, and then moves to the Edge and mines the Gold Vein with a H-Bomb. This not only causes the Edge massive damage, but it also kinda causes the entire Glitch Fruit tree to detonate. And also lights the zone on fire.

Ouch.

Engie then calls Piono a heartless gorilla, so that's a thing. The game then gets a RULES UPDOP PATCH, and Piono gets a free skill-swap to Blade Rush and Enchant Weapon. He also equips Lightform. Piono and Engie then both trade accessories. Temmie then begs me to do the write ups for the Combat Updates here, so I will. (because she has knives taped to her) Toast then does that thing after fleeing the fight, and heads to the Weapons Testing Facility. I then say that Pit got 2 / 7. Really, you're doing it wrong; Piono probably has the answer. As for the various defensive systems in the Weapons Testing Facility, the out-of-control blaster shoots both the Transparisteel barriers and Toast for (10) damage, each.

=BATTLE!!!!! THE FORSAK CHAMBER TEM 5!!!!=
tem's opin; if you can't beat g0d fluffy, then you can't fite gitch tem!! glitch tem is innocent and pure, like tem flakes!

SHIP NAME VOTES: Vote for which ship name you want! You can add your own name if you wish.
MW Antidisetablishmentarianism: 2 / 4 (By Piono.) (Votes: Toast, Tazz)
The Cloudbreaker: 0 / 4 (By Darkside.)
Boat: 0 / 4 (By Engie.)

...I think that's everything? Anyway, regular updates will resume!

Originally posted on 2015-12-18 01:13:00

WHY IS THIS SO HARD I'M JUST TRYING TO USE COMMON SENSE

...well, either way, the main thing we were supposed to do is get that grav-core thing.

...

...yeah, i'm not taking your credits. you can take it back.

The map shows this room's connection as RED, so i'm guessing we'll CLEAR the room if we bring the core to the ship and make it BLUE.

And once we do that, the room holding the engine should open, right?

...Of course, this is all theory.

Either way, i'll try to enter the Engine Testing Room to look around if bringing the grav-core to the ship really does work (pretend this was posted after that okay).

Originally posted on 2015-12-18 02:30:00

I promptly delete Golden Freddy from the game files.

Originally posted on 2015-12-18 02:46:00

What kind of range will the Railgun have, assuming it isn't just for the warship? I've been planning to pick it up for quite a while now, to quite literally become The Flaming Toast (it's too good to pass up!).

Toast uses Shifting Sands on the Glitching Laser Battery, leaving it sparking and disconnected somewhere on the floor where Toast was standing. While falling from where the Glitching Laser Battery was, Toast chugs a [Potion] (to hopefully deny any fall damage) and lands dramatically on the ground. She/it waits one second, then looks directly forward (perhaps even more dramatically than the landing). She/it sprints out the door and tries to make it to the Foe Rush. The Glitching Laser Batter is promptly shoved among the cave-in on the way to do w/e it wants to do. She/it was briefly tempted to chuck it in one of the Rifts in the last room but who knows what time shenanigans they could have pulled on our past-selves.

EDIT:EDIT: "Handheld awesome that's on fire."

FTFY

TL;DR: Toast uses Shifting Sands to try and disconnect the Battery from the wall/surface, drinks a potion and sprints off to the Foe Rush.

Originally posted on 2015-12-18 05:44:00

Should clarify; the Railgun here isn't a weapon; rather, it's handheld, awesome, and on fire. handheld awesome that's also on fire. The stats are a secret to everyone.

Originally posted on 2015-12-18 05:58:00

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1450401188))

(9928) Oh dear. That's VERY high. So high, I've obtained proper grammar if only for a few lines, as to express how strange and rare this is. This paradox works in your favor, allowing you to move to (EH), where the mystical Tembo Temmur grants you several human souls, causing you to glow with amazing energy! Harnessing the powers of the energy, you proceed to rip Herobrine right in two with two now-existent blades, made up of pure Determination. Herobrine is promptly obliterated, and you obtain the Soul Remnants. tem den get bord of speaking like that, but then the dog from before absorbs the soul reman, and proceds to phase thru wall to lever.

9928.

By my Paradox list, that's not getting Herobrine killed instantly and grabbing a skillpoint (or a rough equivalent). That's getting Herobrine killed instantly followed by instantly pacifying Glitch Temmie, getting everything that Glitch Temmie owns for free, and giving everyone a skillpoint. In fact, in general, if the first two digits of your Paradox roll are 99, then something unambiguously game-changing is about to happen...In your favor, natch.

Then again it's your game so who am I to judge?

In any case, Ire, you forgot I existed last turn! I tossed something at a Glitch Endo and am at K8!...OK, you know what, screw it, my move wouldn't have changed anyway except to move to I8 if I wasn't there already, toss a shuriken at Golden Freddy if he somehow dodged Engie's shot, and if not, toss one at the 3rd Glitch Endo before backing up to K6.

EDIT:

The courthouse here has been lit on fire, and a sign is burnt into the ground saying "FLUMPTY WAZ HERE".
Flumpty doesn't care for your Judgement.

He DID, however, leave lots of Build Grist behind.
You find 50 Build Grist.

TJ 1404.

50 Build Grist, woo!

(A)N(A)RCHY! (Found this in the Map Archives tab. it was blue.)

Also, Ire, there are 3 new messages at the Glyphs tab, made by Generic if I can guess right.

Originally posted on 2015-12-18 06:00:00

Decided to make you attack Golden Freddy, dropping him to 1 HP. Well, may as well plan moves for when he dies. Horribly.

...I'd rather not have Paradoxes TRULY destroy the game here.
Super low rolls won't cause you to fall into a black hole and have your character erased, nor will high rolls cause you to become Omega Jerry.
...but I guess I will arrange something extra.

...+1 Annoying Dog.

Originally posted on 2015-12-18 07:23:00

Alright, so the Annoying Dog sells for max cash in Undertale, meaning that we will clearly be able to trade it for literally everything in Glitch Temmie's shop, plus the purple flakes in the normal Tem Shop. The real question is if we should let Glitch Temmie get that much power.

Originally posted on 2015-12-18 11:08:00

As i was still hitting that gorillaing Sawblade trap, If the massive Railgun began to move, and shot the Explosive Trap, we are so gorillaing dead

Originally posted on 2015-12-18 22:33:00

/null

The Flaming Railgun isn't shooting anyone. Everything else is.

EDIT: Editted.

Originally posted on 2015-12-19 00:11:00

RNGG, herobrine.
Anyways I grab the Grav-Core plans (if nobody got them) and head back to the Hangar, and attempt to CRATE it with the Schematic Scanner.

Originally posted on 2015-12-19 00:15:00

Uh... Oops?
Anyways, I do a quick tele-sprint to the Grav-core testing chamber, setting the panel to red,red,red,green,green,green,purple before heading back to the first zone, stopping to apologize to the Glitch Girl quickly and running off without explaining why I'm apologizing.

Anyways, ire, stat changes you missed. I'm giving engie my weapon and accessory, and he's giving me his accessory in return. I'm grabbing Lightform to complete the change.

Don't use the annoying dog to deal with glitch temmie. I grabbed a house for that purpose. Augment the slingshot, and launch the shack. It probably won't one-shot temmie, but it ought to deal enough damage that you guys can drop Glitch Temmie before tem activates tem's soul absorb ability.
Save the dog for Zetta/anything else that requires something that powerful.

Originally posted on 2015-12-19 00:50:00

Good news: Star-Wars VII is pretty good.
Bad news: No post today. A few people still need to post, so this may be fine.

Originally posted on 2015-12-19 04:52:00

Well, just in case Golden Freddy is still alive, Willow moves to I5 and whacks him. Hopefully he doesn't get the 1% chance to live. But even if that happens, he'll die of burn. Wilson moves to F3 and escapes. He moves to the Foe Rush.

Originally posted on 2015-12-19 05:38:00

/null

https://soundcloud.com/eighteen-elbows/temmielovania

'you feel like you are going to have a bad tEM.'

Originally posted on 2015-12-19 09:42:00

Assuming the fight is over, I leave.

Originally posted on 2015-12-19 13:36:00

=TURN SIXTY=

-18- Turns until we roll a 1 on a Paradox

Pit runs up the staircase, over Herobrine's dead body, and manages to loot the Grav Core plans; he finds two different ones! Namely, the Armored Core and the Reactive Core. Pit then runs over to the Engine Testing Room, and is immediately met with a terrifying sight; a Crimson Scale,near the back of the room. Two of them, actually. Then, several blasts fall from above, and as the dust settles, three Scale Beasts (and one Scale Behemoth) are scattered about the room. This can't end well.

STRIFE!

Toast then Shifting Sand's the Glitching Laser Battery, removing it from it's spot on the ceiling and causing it to smash on the floor for (10) damage! It then loses proper power, but the glitch is still fueling it! It drops to 1 attack / turn. Toast then chugs a potion as she falls, restoring (12) HP and taking no damage upon landing! It's then shoved against the cave-in for (2) damage. Toast then joins the Foe Rush!

Tazz then loots 50 Build Grist from SOMEWHERE, and Pricey proooobably hits the Sawblade trap for (5) damage this time. Teag then tries to Crate the schematics back at the hangar, but Gladius stops him, and simply stares, unamused.

ga: ...these crates won't make it through several meters of solid stone.
ga: Do it outside or something.

Piono then tele-sprints to the Grav Core Testing Chamber, and enters the proper code into the panel. A screen lights up, and is appearing to give you the locations of several people...

I then take a look, and you've already done the requested trade; it's just that I didn't give the Grenade Rifle, since Engie didn't really outright state he wanted it. Talist then escapes to the Foe Rush because let's be honest that's happening. Piono follows, and then, the Foe Rush begins. A rift opens up, and you all enter, and appear in a familiar cave environment. New monsters will spawn every time you kill all but 1 foe in a room; the next wave will then instantly spawn, keeping the lone survivor from the previous round.

Then, the world's quickest fite-dop happens, which involves Engie turning Freddy into a pile of scrap metal. You obtain 1 skill point (For Toast, Numbersoup, Tazz, Wilson, Redstone and Engie), 3 extra turns to exist, and the Toreador Tophat!

=BATTLE: THE ENGINE TEST ROOM=
Crimson Scales. Kill them. Now.

=BATTLE: FOE RUSH ZONE ONE=
Prepare for the long haul. This first wave's a bit smaller, and shouldn't be too hard.

SHIP NAME VOTES: Vote for which ship name you want! You can add your own name if you wish.
MW Antidisetablishmentarianism: 2 / 4 (By Piono.) (Votes: Toast, Tazz)
The Cloudbreaker: 0 / 4 (By Darkside.)
Boat: 0 / 4 (By Engie.)

...vote / add ship names damnit

Originally posted on 2015-12-19 23:53:00

The moment Freddy dies, I look skyward.

"YOU OWE ME ONE, CHAOS."

Then immediately dash off to join the Foe Rush in zone 1, spending a skillpoint on improving my STRANTH on the way there.

Originally posted on 2015-12-20 02:33:00

I'd say it's pretty much officially MW Antidisetablishmentarianism at this point, as people have ACTUALLY VOTED ON IT. No-one else cares enough, Ire, methinks.

Alright, everyone not already in the Foe Rush; head over to the Engine Testing Room, because it's getting ugly in there, FAST. I'll head towards killing the Scales while you guys keep wailing on the Scale Beasts; we'll take the Behemoth down once the Scales are done for.

I head to the Engine Testing Room and spawn on D2, then, if I can move, I rush to B5, drop Prone for that extra 10% accuracy with my Shuriken (apparently), and fire a Shuriken onto the 3rd Scale Beast as my action.

Originally posted on 2015-12-20 03:16:00

...how many areas can we move in a turn anyways.

I move towards the engine testing room.

Originally posted on 2015-12-20 13:56:00