And now for something completely different...

Since we don't have an RWBY game to play, here we are.

Welcome to deIz. I know nothing about this other then the fact that there's 10 endings. And maybe it's short.
Guy: I'm sorry...

I'm not sure what you ruined but let's go with it

He ruined getting to his love. All the tears.
Girl: It's okay.

ooooooh you son of a-

I think this is supposed to be serious so i'll shut up
Inner Narration: This is probably the hundredth time I watched "Left with Happiness" on my phone.
Or not.
Inner Narration: I always watch this indie film before the classes start. I've been doing this for around 3 years now.
Inner Narration: It's touching in a strange way. I'm not sure why, but it somehow reminds me of "Ai".
I don't think I've seen that. Great, I already dropped the ball on a reference.
Inner Narration: She was my neighborhood friend back when my family used to live in the province.
Oh. I am just screwing everything now. It wasn't even a reference.
Inner Narration: But that's not the only reason why I love this film.
Inner Narration: I did a small part in its creation 3 years ago. And its director is currently attending the same school as me.
Tell me more, please.
Inner Narration: Too bad we're not in the same class though. I've always adored her works.

Who are you and here's our main character name.
"Ciel": I look back to see where the voice is coming from.

Well, Ciel's done it for three years, why wouldn't he?
Ciel: You're surprisingly early today.
Chamoisee: I'm not late everyday y'know!
Ceil (huh?): And what's with the smile?
Chamoisee: I finally got the cash to buy a PX3 game! Wooot!
Didn't that system get a 6.8 rating? Why don't you try to get a Davestation instead?
(TO DEFEAT THEM ALL IS NEVER IRRELEVANT TO ME)
"Ciel": This is Charmie. A guy who always walks with me to school for no particular reason.
Chamoisee: Chamoisse! That's Chamoisee! And I'm your best buddy you jerk!
I think that qualifies as a breach of the fourth wall. We haven't seen a girl yet.
Ceil: Friends don't call each other jerk, jerk.
HYPOCRISY
Chamoisee: You're the jerk!
Ceil: You're the jerk.
Chamoisee: You're the jerk!
DIALOUGE.
Cerise: Both of you are jerks!
WHO IS THIS?
"Ciel": I turn my head to another direction to find out who said that.
I'll refer to Ceil's thoughts/movements/descriptions as "Ciel" from now on for clarity.

Hello.
"Ciel": The third person in the trio: Cerise. But I like calling her "Sir Reese". That name suits her better since she acts boyish anyway.
topkeks abound
Cerise: *grunt* Reese is good enough.
Already this game is a 9/10.
"Ciel": The three of us often hang out here in school when we got nothing better to do.
"Ciel": But we do important stuffs too. Ranging from ditching classes to copying each other's homework.
I won't judge just yet.
Chamoisee: Ohhh, you have the shiny thing~
What is the shiny thing?
Cerise: Where?
No, I want to know what try listening
Ceil: What shiny thing?
There we go.
Chamoisee: That ring you're wearing.
?

does this have sentimental value or something
Cerise: Aha ha ha ha. Just so you know, I powder my face.
Cerise: I'd rather have a huge forehead than to wear a movie prop.
Oh. Well, I think it still holds value because of the film.
Ceil: It's not a prop! It's a ring and I love wearing it.
Cerise is winking in this scene. Nice touch there.
Cerise: Yeah. A ring made out of paper mache covered in aluminum foil.
There's no audio, is that supposed to happen? Hang on, let me pull up the menu...
(NO AUDIO OPTIONS)
Yep, okay.
Cerise: It was used in that indie film back then.
I knew it had sentimental value oh my gooooooooooooood-
Ceil: Yeah, but--
Chamoisee: BUT it came from someone UZSUHHUPHOEZIALL~~~
Hang on, let me translate this word:
"UZSU UPOEZIAL"? "UBER SPECIAL"? I'm not sure.
Ceil: Huh?
My thoughts exactly.
Cerise: He meant 'special'.
Well, yeah, we knew that, but the spelling was hard to make out.
Ceil: Oh.
Ceil: Okay fine, it came from 'her'. But I'm wearing it because it's nice too!
I'm guessing her is the director.

That face. +.01 points for that face.
Ceil: Honest.
Chamoisee: Riiiiight.
doubting intensifies
Ceil: Ngghh...
"Ciel": Out of embarrassment, I took the ring off of my finger and shoved it inside my bag.
Go team?
Ceil" A-anywaaaaay. Did any of you guys finish the Algebra homework?
Cerise: Nope.
Chamoisee: There was one?
gg no re
Cerise: We still have 30 minutes. We can work on it before the class starts.
You have math class for first period? What sadistic school do you go to?
Chamoisee: Nahhh, Math is still after recess. I vote for ice cream.
Oh. Crisis averted.

OH NO I HAVE A CHOICE
(Rule of Thumb: Because the engine allows it (and I know it's the same engine as Blake's Adventure), ALWAYS SAVE BEFORE CHOICE.)
Considering the ten endings, I probably will replay everything and do other choices.
Ceil: It's better to finish it early if you ask me. (Finish it early choice)
Chamoisee: What about the iiice creeaam?
We can do that after school.
Cerise: Save it for later. The homework is more important.
So are we going to get our first friendship rank for Cerise?
Dark Pit: Wrong game! And you still haven't watched RWBY ye-
CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONE EPISODE
Chamoisee: Ice cream?
Ceil: I got the questionnaires. Let's head for the classroom.
Chamoisee: Ice... Cream?
Cerise: Okay. I'm right behind you.
Who, Chamoisee or Ceil? ...How did I realize everyone's name begins with C just now?
"Ciel": After a few steps down the stairs to the corridor, Cerise stopped to look at Chamoisee.
Ceil: Well? C'mon!
Chamoisee: But...
Get over it already!
Ceil: Why not buy yourself one then catch up on us.
Because friendship?
Chamoisee: Oohhh, good idea!
Cerise: Yeah, you do that. See you later at the classroom.
Chamoisee: Okay! B.R.B.!

I think we may have already found Ceil's Berserk Button.
"Ciel": He dashes away so fast that our eyes weren't able catch up with his speed.
gottsa go fast
Ceil: ... Oh well.
Cerise: C'mon, let's go.
"Ciel": Cerise continued to climb down the stairs while I followed her.

WE'RE BEING SPIED UPON
"Ciel": Maybe I'm just imagining things. I turned my head to see the person clearly.
"Ciel": It turns out she's just standing there alone, facing another direction besides mine.
"Ciel": Maybe she's waiting for someone.
Can we get a picture of her please? We actually haven't.
Ceil: .....
Cerise: Hey. Our classroom is this way.
WE NEED TO SEE GIRL 2 RIGHT NOW
Ceil: ....... Huh? Oh, yeah yeah, I'm coming.
"Ciel": I turned to Cerise once again and followed her.
Awwww, we didn't get to see girl two!

Cerise: Done, finally!
With what? The maths?
Dark Pit: The Toho Mathema-
DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION THAT
Ceil: What's the answer for number 9 again?
Cerise: X=24Y
Ceil: Damn Math. As if we'll use this complex gibberish in the future.
Except if you have to do simple maths under pressure.
Cerise: In computer programming, yes.
More plot?
Ceil: Computer what?
Cerise: Programming. You know. C, C++, Java, Python...
Ceil: ..... Sounds... Geeky.
I think we know what she wants her profession to be.
Cerise: ........ Right.
Cerise: By the way. Aren't you gonna stalk her today like you always do?
Ceil: Who?
Director Lady?
Cerise: Her. Miss director.
CALLED IT!
Ceil: Direc-- Ohhh! Her! Let's see...

I'm guessing we won't get a picture of director girl here either.
Ceil: She always walks past there with her friends during MWF to go to the cafeteria.
Ceil: They stay there for only 15 minutes though.
Ceil: They arrive late at school in TTH, so they never have the chance to go there.
Cerise: .....
Cerise: Creep.
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ceil: It's not a crime, is it?
Thaaaaaaat's debatable.
Cerise: But it sure is worse than being a geek.
Cerise: To think that you're going crazy over an ordinary-looking girl.
Is that a crime, either?
Ceil: Hey! She may look ordinary, but she became a director of two films.
Cerise: Two indie films.
THE POINT STILL STANDS
Cerise: Not to forget her first film, "Left with Happiness", was a failure.
Oh.
Ceil: No it's not. It's just not as popular as "Wherever You Are".
Cerise: Wherever what?
I'm guessing that's the other film.
Ceil: Her 2nd film--
I CALLED IT TOO!
Ceil: Ah, there she is!

And here's who we're supposed to be for a love interest.
...AND WE'RE DONE. THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO END THE STORY.

Here's our save file screen. It looks appealing, doesn't it?

Well, here we go again everybody. At least we have save literally anywhere functionality.
(should i add a "PREVIOUSLY" feature to the show or not)
Ruby: Hey, Blake! You're back! *hugs her tightly*
We heard.
Blake: Do you mind not doing that!
Ruby: So who's the new person, Blake?
A Mary Sue.
Blake: This is Dark Pit. Dark Pit, meet Ruby Rose!
Ruby: Hello there! Nice to meet you, Dark Pit.

10/10 grammar skillz
Ruby: So, how did you get here, Dark Pit?
I don't know. She doesn't know. None of us know.
AU!DP: I don't remember, Ruby...
AU!DP: I woke up in the middle of a forest in pain, and then I met Blake. That's all I remember.
And something about visual novels.
Ruby: Interesting story...
Just like every other amnesia story.
Ruby: Well, I've got to get to class, Blake. I'll see you later, Dark Pit!
*Screen goes black, and then*

Did she just teleport
AU!DP: Bye, Ruby!
AU!DP: She's a nice young lady.
Let me guess, something about the visual novel?
Blake: She's quite the character, alright.

Oh hey Opzin don't mind me just a normal Mary Sue
Blake: Hello, Professor.
Ozpin: Who is this lovely person here with you?
Blake: Dark Pit, meet Professor Ozpin, Head Master at Beacon Academy!
I've deliberately muted the volume because the music is at max volume. I'm not talking about it for a reason.
AU!DP: It is a pleasure to meet you, sir.

Grammar Failures: 2
GAME: Professor Ozpin shakes hands with you.
He's a nice guy.
Ozpin: So, what is your story, Dark Pit. How did you get here?
THE POWER OF PLOT CONTRIVANCE!
AU!DP: I woke up in the middle of the forest, and that's when I found Blake in the forest. I also remember my body hurting; it still does partially.
AU!DP: I have a question to ask, Professor.
Ozpin: Go ahead.
AU!DP: Did you hear or feel a big rumble happen earlier in the day?
It's either yes or no, obviously.

Grammar Failures: 3
Also, since this is, y'know, a visual novel, expect fewer pictures.
Blake: I didn't hear or feel anything. Sorry, Dark Pit.
Great.

Grammar Failures: 4
if the developer of vale of darkness finds our screenshot lp i will cry laughing
AU!DP: Yeah, I'm fine Blake!...
No you're not.
Ozpin: Well, you're welcome to stay here at the academy, Dark Pit.
...you just give that out to anyone?
AU!DP: Thank you, sir.
Ozpin: Please... call me Professor.
AU!DP: Thank you, professor.
COMEDY? I DON'T THINK IT'S COMEDY. I JUST WANT TO FILL THE SPACE.
Ozpin: Any student of mine is welcome here at this academy, and you're one of them now, Dark Pit.
we haven't been established as able to fight what the heck
AU!DP: Thank you again, Professor!
Ozpin: Don't thank me, Dark Pit. You should be thanking Blake for finding you in that forest.

I'm not bad at grammar, these are. That's why I'm taking images of this.
Grammar Failures: 5
Blake: You're welcome, Dark Pit! *Smiles at you*
So are we going to get the secret sometime in this
Ozpin: Blake will be more than happy to show you around the school.
Ozpin: You kids have fun now, and don't stay up very late.

ESTABLISHING SHOT OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
INNER NARRATION: It was just then that I realized my life had changed,
AU!DP's Thoughts: that this was a start of a new adventure...
That really was two text boxes, guys.
GAME: Blake and Dark Pit run off together into the distance on their new and exciting adventure!
WOOOOOOO!

Nice room. Also, nice error message.
AU!DP: This is a very nice room Blake.
I wouldn't say that.
AU!DP: So what now Blake?
Blake: I don't know Dark Pit.
AU!DP: It's been a long day for me Blake. *Yawns*
RIVETING.
Blake: I understand. I'll leave you to it then. See you tomorrow morning.
AU!DP: Goodnight Blake.
Blake: Goodnight Dark Pit.
...Hey, where's a laptop! We need to make the visual novel!
GAME: She leaves your room, and closes the door behind her. Making it quiet for the rest of the night.
GAME: .:. End Of Prologue
*GAME THROWS ME BACK TO MENU*
Well, time to ..."New Game" for chapter 1.
~CHAPTER 1: A Rude Awakening and Superpowers?~
I expect nothing good to happen from this. When I began, they only asked for name and not gender.

SUDDENLY YANG APPEARS
GAME: You instantly wake up, and find a yellowed haired girl stitting on top of you in your bed. Your shocked to see her.
See? This is the actual text. Guys. Believe me. Guys. Guys. GUYS!
AU!DP: Who are you!?
Yang: Who are you?!
Apparently, Blake doesn't know when to introduce people.
AU!DP: My name is Dark Pit. Nice to meet you.
Yang: The names Yang Xiao Long. You can call me Yang.
AU!DP: Alright Yang. So what are you doing in my room?
That's a good question. How did she even know to come here?
Yang: I wanted to know who the new person was... *Is Blushing*
Remember, I set the game so that this Dark Pit is classified as a girl.
AU!DP: Yeah..Sure you are Yang.
Romance?
GAME: You suddenly hear someone coming down the hallway fastly approching your room. What are you going to do?

WE NEED TO IMPRESS GUYS
*Chooses to wait it out*
GAME: You see a girl with white nightgown walk into your room.
Hey look it's Weiss!

Hello Weiss! How's it going!
Weiss: Excuse me, but did you wake me from my beauty sleep?!
AU!DP: I might have. Yes.
We don't know if that was Yang or us yet right
Weiss: Weiss Slaps you across the face.
This looks silly. We've stumbled into another So Bad, It's Good fanfic, haven't we?
AU!DP: Ow! That hurt! That really hurt!
AU!DP: Sorry, but i didn't catch your name miss.
Weiss: It's Weiss! The names Weiss Schnee! What's yours new person?
Original the Character?
AU!DP: The names Dark Pit.
Weiss: Well Dark Pit we have certian rules around here about waking up people in the morning!
Are we sleeping right next to RWBY's room? Because seriously, it could either be us or Yang who woke them up.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
GAME: She looks at you, and struts out of your room closing the door behind her.

You think?
Yang: Don't worry Dark Pit Weiss can tend to be like that sometimes.
Where did the comma go guys? I think it fell under the desk.
AU!DP: You mean like royalty Yang?
OOOOOOOOH!
Yang: Yeah. She likes to act like she a princess because she is one.
Of course.
AU!DP: She is one. She's a princess? Of what castle?
Yang: You'll have to ask her that Dark Pit. *Yawns*
I'm grateful that I can backtrack, by the way. Misclicks? No problems here!
Yang: Well I got stuff to do today. I'll see you in the Dinning Hall.
If I didn't screenshot previous grammar mistakes you wouldn't believe all the times it keeps happening
AU!DP: See you there Yang.
GAME: Yang leaves your room, and close the door behind her.

Is the Dinning Hall error intentional or is it something foreign or i don't get it anymore
Blake: Good morning Dark Pit.
I don't want to put in another image so soon but BACK AWAY FROM THE CAMERA BLAKE. PLEASE.
AU!DP: Good morning Blake.
Blake: How are you doing today? I hope you had a good night's sleep I take it?
AU!DP: I had a goodnight's sleep, but a rude awaking this morning.
I DON'T MISTYPE ON PURPOSE YOU GUYS
Blake: That's interesting story to hear Dark Pit. So what happened? Do you mind sharing?
AU!DP: I'll tell you what happened Blake. I got slapped in the face by a girl named Weiss, and I found this other girl named Yang who was sitting on top of me in my bedroom.
NORMAL.
AU!DP: It's been a really strange morning Blake. Does this make any sense to you Blake? Why is this happing to me Blake? I'm so confused...
Blake: Relax! Ok. Everything will be fine. Just calm down.
Blake: The people you met today this morning are Yang and Weiss. Right?
AU!DP: Yes. That's right.
Blake: Then you've met the rest of Team RWBY then. Good. That's a start then.
Hooray.
AU!DP: Wait a second, you said something about Teams?
Blake: Yes. What about them?
EVERYTHING.
AU!DP: So how do you get on a Team Excatly Blake?
Blake: Well that's a good question Dark Pit.
Something Something Mary Sue.
Blake: I'll tell you the story of how I got picked to be on this Team called: Team RWBY.
...This looks like a good place to cut off for suspense.

Really though, small image amounts incoming.

Why am I doing this? I know nothing (well, next to nothing) about this series, why am I playing a fangame about it?
...Well, nowhere to go but New Game.
GAME: Before we get started, you need to create your character!
Wait, what? Self-Inserts?

Umm...best choice here is blue, so i'll pick that...

No, but for the sake of this thing let's pretend it is. [CHEAP JOKES COUNTER: 1]
GAME: What is your name?
(Default name is Cylan)
Oh, I get it! It's a pun! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
*names character Pit*

Okay, straight in. This is a bedroom. Time to do the natural thing and interact anything in sight.
(NOTHING IS INTERACTABLE)
Okay, now to go downstairs because story I guess.

There's a bit of a frame drop, but I don't think any of you care. Either way, let's talk to this person.
Dad: Finally decided to come out of your room, eh? (actual text)
Oooooooh, dialouge options! That's always fun!
*Selects "Slept In, Sorry"*
Dad: Don't worry, i'm just joking with ya!
Of course. Thanks, dad.
Dad: Anyway, I need ya to get some food from the store in town. Watch yourself, people say there has been some Grimm hangin' around.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A GRIMM IS. Are they the antagonists? Whatever. Either way, other dialouge options.
AU!Pit: I'll be careful.
Dad: Good. See ya when you get back.
Good. Controls are back, time to actually do exploration.

Other part of house for completion's sake. Either way, time to step outside and see the world!

*Title of area is "Somewhere in Patch"*
...oh no. LET'S MOVE ON.

Wait, I should probably check my inventory for stuff.

...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. Quickly, put Dual Pistol Katanas into DTG: Chaos! WE NEED MORE STUPID AWESOME!
*Nothing in inventory*
Well, let's just keep walking.
*42 Seconds Later*

Look at this town. It's a beautiful town.

Oh hey look NPC dialouge. Cool. Fun. Okay.
*chose first option*
Old Man: Nice to see such good kids in this town. Take care now!

Just more town, nothing else to see.

Oh look, a building made of glass! I bet that's important!
*immediately walks in*

Yep, found the store. Well, that wasn't hard. Now to talk to the NPC and complete our first quest. Maybe.
Storekeeper: Hi! What can I help you with?
Pit: Just some basic food items.
Storekeeper: Alright, that'll be 20 Lien.
*I got food.*
Storekeeper: See you again!
Yay, now we can advance the plot!

Don't mind me, just more town showing.

No really, have some more.
*WALKING IS FUN RIGHT*

Oh hi dad, how's it going?
Dad: Great, you got the food! But, I need you to go to the lake for a perimeter check. Just to be safe.
Well this doesn't look like a way the plot is going to introduce me to the combat sequences at ALL.
Pit: Alright.
Dad: Thanks. Stay safe.
And now to lake.

This is where you will find lake. And we enter to see...

Well, this. It's this. I'll admit I played the demo of this, and that this is just an alpha, and I actually managed to avoid triggering
a neccesary event flag for several minutes. Seriously.

All I needed to do in order to find this out was just to climb this, too. I guess this is going to be fixed soon. (developer, if you're reading this, roadblocks are your friend)

Yes, I also have eyes.
GAME: He seems to be talking to himself.
Cloaked Person: ...plenty... underground...
Cloaked Person: ...people... move...
Cloaked Person: ...wall...
Yes, is this going to be on the test?
GAME: Who was he? What did he want?
First, i'm pretty sure the first sentence is grammatically incorrect, and second, how am I supposed to know?
GAME: There doesn't seem to be any Grimm here. You should tell your father what you saw.
Whatever. More plot advancement for me.
*YALALALALA STAGE*

And before I get 15 PMs about this, there's nothing behind the house.
Ded: Well, Anything?
Pit: There was this guy...
Ded: Huh? What're you talking abou-
*explosion sound effect*
Ded: What was that?! (AN EXPLOSION!) You go check the town, I will make sure the house is safe!
Okay then.

What? Why did nothing cha-

...I said nothing.
*INCREDIBLY SLOW FRAMERATE*
The Old Man From Before: Oh! You need to get out of here kid!
Pit: What's going on?!
The Old Man From Before: Damn, Grimm! That's what! Now, run!
Now it's getting edgy. Serious!
The Old Man From Before: I called Beacon, and they're sending hunters.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS STUFF IS CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN
The Old Man From Before: But, I don't think they will make it in time! We need somewhere to hide!
Pit: Head to my place.
Old Man Jenkins: What? Oh, yes! Your place is out of town!
CONVENIENT PLOT POINT THAT WAS NEVER ESTABLISHED!
Old Man Jenkins: But, what about the townsfolk?
Pit: I'll make sure they get there!
Old Man: Ok, please be careful!
OBJECTIVE: Save the townspeople! (read: talk to everyone possible)

WEGOTTADOTHISWEGOTTADOTHISWEGOTTADOTHIS
Probably Young Girl: Why is everything on fire?!
Pit: Go to my house!
One, how would people know the location to [PLAYER CHARACTER]'s house?
Two, that wasn't an answer to her question.

ERMAHGERDERMAHGERDERMAHGERD
Old Lady: Where is my husband? Is he alright?
Pit: Go to my house!
Once again, that's not an answer.

RANDOM ENCOUNTER OH NO-
(Sadly, it's real time, so I can't explain it that well. You have options and more bars then a reader would want to pay attention.
I beat it down though.)

Well, at least we have dialouge.
*Collects 70L from fight*
From a regular enemy? One regular enemy? Something tells me the economy is going to be high.

EXCELSIOR!EXCELSIOR!EXCELSIOR!
Girl Older then the Other Girl: The Grimm are attacking!
Pit: Come to my house.
Girl: Alright!

HOWMANYNPCSDOINEEDTOSAVEANYWAY (Seven. Seven NPCs.)
Shopkeeper: My store!
Pit: Go to my house!
Shopkeeper: It's safe there? Ok then.

Hey look another fight. Well, let's do another one.

woo we leveled up
*Collects only 20L*
Aw, come on. The previous one gave me 70, why such a big difference?
(FIGHT SCENE EDITED OUT FOR REDUNDENCY. 20 MORE L)

ITHINKTHISISTHELASTNPCGOOD
Probably a Lumberjack: I'd be able to take 'em, if not for my arm...
Pit: Go to my house!
Probably a Lumberjack: Good luck!
(THERE WAS STILL MORE. HAD TO FIGHT 4 RATS. GOT 40 MORE L AND A POTION)

WHENWILLITEVEREEEEEEEEEEEND
(OF COURSE I'M INTERRUPTED BY MORE RATS JUST AS I'M ABOUT TO TALK. +20L)
What's His Face: The Grimm have never attacked before! Why is this happening!?
Because Politics.
Pit: Go to my house!
What's His Face: You don't have to tell me twice!

FINALLY. There were actual clapping noises, too. I literally heard slow clapping. Nice touch. (No really, the game had noises)
Some Important Offscreen Character: Well done.

HELLO. I TAKE IT THAT ALL THREE OF YOU ARE IMPORTANT CHARACTERS. SPEAK SO I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT OF IMPORTANT CHARACTERS YOU ARE.
White Hair Man: Not only did you evacuate everyone safely, but you were able to fend of the Grimm as well.
You misspelled "off" there, developer. Whoops.
White Hair Man: Tell me, where did you learn to fight like that?
Is this going to effect the outcome of the game? Probably not, but just in case...
*selects "I taught myself"*
White Hair Man: Without a mentor? Very impressive.
Yellow Haired Woman: We will do damage control, and take out any remaining Grimm.
That sentence seems slightly bumpy. But eh.
White Hair Man: Thank you. Do you know who I am?
*Options are "Professor Ozpin", "The Headmaster of Beacon", and "I have no clue"*
Thank. Now I have context. It's not much, but it helps.
*chooses "Professor Ozpin"*
Ozpin: So you have heard of me. Nice to meet you, by the way.
NO I HAVEN'T I ONLY SELECTED THIS FOR CONTEXT
Ozpin: Have you ever thought about becoming a Hunter?
Okay, Hunters and Beacon have a relationship. Good. I AM LEARN.
*accidentally selected "Yes, in my dreams"*
Ozpin: Well, maybe it doesn't have to be a dream. (just realized red hair didn't speak at all)
(BLACK SCREEN TRANSITION AND OPENING CREDITS LATER)
GAME: Your father's words ring in your head.
Ded: My kid, a Hunter... I couldn't be more proud of you.
I STILL DON'T GET IT
Ded: Don't worry 'bout me. I'll be fine, I gotta help rebuild the town!
Ded: Now, go! Be the best Pokemon Trainer Hunter there ever was! (I took some creative liberties here)
I'm Assuming Somebody: Worrying about home?

And we are in vehicle. Good. You can read that one text.
Ozpin: I suppose you have questions?
YES.
*selects "Why Me?"*
Ozpin: Why you? You mean for a Hunter? It's simple.
Ozpin: But, you'll see soon enough.
THANKS FOR ANSWERING ME YOU JERK
*selects "Where are we going?"
Ozpin: We are going to Signal.
GET IT? BEACON? SIGNAL? (dear gods, i'm becoming cloud)
Ozpin: We will drop you off at a hotel, you'll spend the night, then you can board the airship to Beacon with the other students.
That sentence feels a bit too long in my stupid opinion.
*I already know why they came, so selects "I'm good."*
Ozpin: Great, we should be arriving shortly.
Good, then i'll save and get back to this at a later date.
Gold Hair Woman: Sir, I have just received the information.
Dave can't come to the christmas party.
Ozpin: What is it?
Did you not just hear me?
Gold Hair Woman: It's Torchwick.
WHO?
*suddenly intense muzak*
Ozpin: Hmm? Where?
Gold Hair Woman: A dust shop not far from here.
Not going to question it yet...

...This game's better with Kinect. (I swear i didn't plan that, I ask that question and 45 seconds later it provides the answer)
*selects "Who's Torchwick?" because I want to know too*
Ozpin: A dangerous criminal wanted for multiple robberies and acts of terrorism.
Good. Context is always good.
GHW: Hang on. Reports say someone is trying to detain him.
AND NOW TO FIND A MAIN CHARACTER, RIGHT?
Ozpin: Who?
A MAIN CHARACTER.
GHW: A...Teenage girl?
Remove the capital T, that shouldn't be there. And see? It really IS a main character!
Ozpin: Interesting.
GHW: We're here.

Good, more scenery. That car was cramped anyway.
Someone: On the rooftop, [I missed this part]
GHW: I'm going!
*Only options are "So am I!" and "Not alone, you're not."*
And that's a surefire sign of main character.
*It doesn't matter, so selects "So am I!"*
GHW: No! You stay he-
Ozpin: Glynda.
Finally, another name! That's...three people we know a name for? And one I haven't seen a character for.
Glynda: Ugh... You're right. Come on!
*Save files pop up*
Okay, i'm ending it here because this is going on for a long time for me. Whatever.