(Also, quick question: Does my flight allow me to ignore zones of control?)
edit: also I found the colleg branch secret... glitch core plz


Originally posted on 2015-12-07 02:52:00

Talist, mind changing your action to moving the amalgamate a square over? Somebody else can smash the second crystal, but if the amalgamate gets moved I can drop its health by 11% (or more if I get a full crit) AND smash crystal #1

Originally posted on 2015-12-07 08:00:00

=TURN FIFTY-FIVE=
Talist's post below suddenly gets counted.

-22- Turns until Monster Kid falls.

Piono questions the existance of other DTG Players as memories. I've actually considered this, but i'm not really sure if people would be fine with that. Shoot me a PM if you want to be a Memory Player! Only a select few of you will be chosen, via random numbers. Memory Players will have stats near that of an Elite. He then potentially gets Prone in a future update. Insert moves to the Tem Shop, and purchases the Trade Agreement. Suddenly, multiple new items appear in Bill's shop! You then get a special coupon that will let you buy 1 item marked with New in the shop!

Toast then plays We All Become. This has no effect on Freddy. At all. Numbersoup then heads to the Forbidden Chamber, while Pricey talks to Glitch Temmie.

h0i!

...You feel enlightened. +0 INT. Redstone also heads to the Forbidden Chamber. Tazz also joins Toast. ALONG WITH ENGIE. Wilson then upgrades Foxfire, and speaks to the Glitch Girl. Dialogue:



Wilson then joins the fight in the Hallway. Teag then learns that Flight does let you ignore Zones of Control, then finds the Glitch Core! (It's marked by a h0i with a o replacing the 0, at the Tem Shop.) And that's it for this part of the update!

=BATTLE: THE HALLWAY TURN ONE=
Progress is going well. Piono's been primed, so be wary of that. Don't want him dying (horribly) during the boss's next action.

=BATTLE: THE FORBIDDEN CHAMBER TURN ONE=
ENDOSKELETONS. That is all. Be sure to split up so Tophat Toss won't perform a massive AoE hit.

SHIP NAME VOTES: (handled manually for reasons)
MW Antidisetablishmentarianism: 2 / 4 (By Piono.) (Votes: Toast, Tazz)
The Cloudbreaker: 0 / 4 (By Darkside.)
Boat: 0 / 4 (By Engie.)

Originally posted on 2015-12-08 00:32:00

WAIT! Well, if you count posts made during updating.

Wilson: Spawn at L6 and uses telekinesis to move the boss to E7.
Willow: Stay at L4

Originally posted on 2015-12-08 00:38:00

Good build(probably):
Maggy's Bow
Bait
Personal Cloaking Device
Frying Pan
Someone to heal you repeatedly

You might not even need the healer.

Originally posted on 2015-12-08 01:40:00

Wait wut. How in the world did I deal 22 damage to the blue crystal? I shouldn't have overkilled it by so freaking much. Oh well, that was more damage to the amalgamate anyways, so I guess I ain't copmlaining.

Erm, I eat a jar of green sap. I don't particularly feel like exploding today. And I move to G8 because being next to those blue crystals won't end well and I need to reload before I can drop my next payload of hurt on something.
Also, a disembodied floating voice of plot contrivance asks the glitch girl if her weapon happens to be a gladius.

Also, think I'm gonna suggest a weapon or two for the shop.

EDIT: Alternatively, I could do something stupid to deal lots of damage to the thing a second time in a row following which I run up to it's face with splinters and thus force it to detonate me while I'm standing next to it.
That way everyone wins. I get to keep my "stupid-boss-death-streak" counter going up, and everyone else get another large chunk taken out of the gimmicky boss's health.
How do you guys feel about having somebody light the TNT, hand it to me so I can run up the amalgamate and time it to go off at the same time I do after I use splinters on the amalgamate?

Also, ire, would the amalgamate be splinter-proof? I really don't want to die stupidly again if it won't be useful in some manner (both of my previous deaths were actually at least of marginal use) and suddenly I have the urge to actually make my "stupid-boss-death-streak" a thing.

EDITx2: ire, tazz also voted for MW Antidisestablishmentarianism. Or, I think it was tazz. Either way, I've got two votes.

Originally posted on 2015-12-08 02:12:00

Wait, where am I?
I move to D/J5 regardless.

Originally posted on 2015-12-08 02:18:00

must stay calm

MOVE: F8
ATTACK: Normal AT (J7) B. Crystal (nobody attack this one. i'm guaranteed to break it)
TURN END

Originally posted on 2015-12-08 02:30:00

Splinters tend to not annoy bosses. They have more important things to think about.

Originally posted on 2015-12-08 02:58:00

I return from a zoneout (AKA me not posting, but still around).

-...Oh, what was I doing? Whatever. Back to work.

...and for some reason I'm not healed up fully. One of the repercussions of having metric gorillatons of health I guess.

The gold ore down there looks WAY too dangerous for me to even TRY to go down there. Yeah, whoever's doing it, it ain't gonna be me.
Anyway, I rush to the Hallway while healing myself up a bit on the way.

I spawn at (L5), move to (J3), and attack the Blue Memory Orb Mass.
Any attempts to buff me offensively will be done before my attack.

I also wonder if we're ever going to dabble a bit into alchemy... not like weapon alchemy. More like the more traditional RPG alchemy. It could make for some interesting combinations...

Originally posted on 2015-12-08 03:32:00

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1449543528))

Splinters tend to not annoy bosses. They have more important things to think about.

Like if they left the oven on or not.

Originally posted on 2015-12-08 05:20:00

(placeholder toast)

Toast moved to D5 and Augumented Tazz. Beep boop.

Yeah. I'm so getting that railgun. Somehow.

Originally posted on 2015-12-08 05:23:00

Awwww man...
Oh well, guess I'm not going to actively try to die at least once a boss fight.

Okay, secondly. Ire, what's the player cap on the foe rush? We want to hit that exactly for maximum speed-run tactics, just like with everything else. Once we've finished wiping the floor with Freddy and the amalgamate there'll basically be one path to go down for a little bit, with the flaming rail turret as a potential side thing, so I think right after the fights we're in right now get wrapped up is the ideal time to get the Foe Rush done.
Just a note, since I'm the only person with the AoE base attack, I'll probably want to be there. We'll want insert to join too because of that wicked wide beam of his, and Wilson because Willow is a huge help when we're fighting large groups of enemies.

Anywways, that's my thoughts. Who knows, we might end up with almost everyone in the foe rush, I dunno.

Originally posted on 2015-12-08 11:20:00

Foe Rush will have a cap of (7).
...and a special surprise BONUS WAVE.
hu3hu3hu3

Originally posted on 2015-12-08 18:38:00

I go Sanic by rushing to W.T.F (Weapons Testing Facility)

Originally posted on 2015-12-08 20:31:00

Grenade E7

Oh, I also move to F5

Originally posted on 2015-12-08 20:50:00

I head to E4. Being augmented, this means a Sapsplash should be an almost-guaranteed instant kill on these Endoskeletons, so let's thin out this crowd, shall we? I use Sapsplash, centered on the 2nd Endoskeleton on E7! It should catch the 1st and 3rd Endoskeletons as well. TRIPLE KILL.

"You remind me of that jerk bear! I HATE THAT BEAR!!"

If I can, I retreat back to G3 after unleashing mass destruction on those Endoskeletons.

Originally posted on 2015-12-08 23:45:00

Wilson moves up a square to K6 and uses his foxfire. He fires one normal bolt at the crystal at H5 (3-5 DMG) and one MP restore bolt at Piono (+5-7 MP).

Willow moves to I5 and hits the crystal at H5. 9-10 damage + 3-5 damage = 12-15 damage = sure kill.

Originally posted on 2015-12-09 00:38:00

No update today. Sorry.
(To Kill A Mockingbird is the current bane of my existence. EVERY English Class, we get like two hours of homework aughhhh)

Originally posted on 2015-12-09 01:41:00

It could be worse, it could be a book that sucks just because it's a terrible book instead of because they drop so much homework on you that you can't really tell whether or not you would've liked the book otherwise.
...Actually, come to think of it those two both really suck.
sorry man, of all the kinds of homework to have way too much of, English is probably the worst.

Originally posted on 2015-12-09 02:25:00