In order to try and not waste too many turns on this, Wilson speed reads all the test logs as well as the manual (maybe should have read that first... Nah...) before heading off west.

Originally posted on 2015-12-02 01:13:00

I move to E7, and them use Lunge to move to F7.

Originally posted on 2015-12-02 02:59:00

I move to H2 then i use Enchant weapon on Numbersoup

Originally posted on 2015-12-02 22:40:00

=TURN FIFTY-THREE=
Piono deactivates the hallway sentry gun and the railgun's defense turrets. However, turning off the railguns caused something strange to happen; one of the turrets glitches out, and starts firing laser blasts everywhere! When it stops firing, everyone in the Weapons Storage Facility has sustained (10) points of damage. Along with the Transparisteel Barriers. It seems that two turrets failed to shut down completely. Huh. This includes the glitching turret. Piono then fails to cast Shadow Clone; but it's fine, as you'll get 6 bonus turns for clearing the Foe Rush. Piono then enters the Hallway.

...it's just a hallway. There's not much to describe, besides the fact there's a break room with a coffee machine. There's also a disarmed sentry gun, and the Blue Memory Orb Mass. Huh.

Elsewhere, in the General Memory Storage, Toast enters the Rift, and is teleported to an entirely different room. Several chains line the walls of this room, and a single memory orb lies in the center of the room, covered in chains. What seems to be part of a rifle lies on a stone podium, lit dramatically by an unknown source. What's concerning is that the Memory Orb shows a pizza place of sorts. Toast can't leave for the Tem Shop right now, exactly...

Darkside then leaves the fight, and heads to the Cliffs. Gold Veins line the cliff face; getting them could be a huge boon! Just watch out for the harsh winds; they could spell your doom! Darkside then adds the name Cloudbreaker to the suggestion list. Tazz heads to the lab. Chaos Log 6 was already looted; somebody already took it. Teag then fails to punch the cave-in in half, then heads to the Hallway the long way. Patch follows.

Wilson then accesses all the test logs and the manual. Due to time constraints and such, I'll need to post them later. And now, the fightdop.

...as it turns out, the battle's done! All players who have taken part and dealt damage obtain 1 Skillpoint! Those players are Tazz, Numbersoup, Insert, Patch, Toast and Darkside! Because he tanked. If I forgot to put you here (REMEMBER: You must've hit something), just PM me.

People who were just in the fight do their things; Numbersoup moves to the Foe Rush, but doesn't start it. Probably lots of errors this update; first split-dop.

SHIP NAME VOTES: (handled manually for reasons)
MW Antidisetablishmentarianism: 1 / 4 (By Piono.) (Votes: Toast)
The Cloudbreaker: 0 / 4 (By Darkside.)

Originally posted on 2015-12-03 01:30:00

Okay, here's the thing ire, we're going to lose more than 6 rounds to the foe rush, I'd REALLY prefer if we're allowed to just grab that as an extra, either that or having the foe rush refund however many rounds we lose to it.

Anyways, I take the turret and put it in our inventory. It's unpowered, and could potentially be used as a deployable trap in a future battle, even if it will be presumably hostile to everything. And if it doesn't work outside of where it is now? Meh, spare parts. I go over and examine/take the blue memory orb mass, then pull a coffee mug out of nowhere, and see if there's any coffee left. I also write a quick note and put it on the burrito;
"Note: please don't eat the burrito guys. Whoever it is it belongs to is already going to have a bad enough day as it is. Listen, if one of the team kleptomaniacs says not to take it, it's probably wrong to take it"
Anyways, I examine the blue crystals, take them if they're not going to blow up or do something else dangerous, then go into the grav core test room.

Also, sorry for giving you guys a bad time... I think you can handle it though...

And it's fine ire, we understand, running these things is stressful.
Good luck with the homework.

Originally posted on 2015-12-03 02:38:00

Dibs on the flaming railgun. (Flaming Toast, yo)


Toast takes out one of the bottles of water and uses Shifting Sands on it and the Glitch Rifle piece. (or quickly doubleuses it on Glitch Rifle then the Bottle to achieve the same effect; if it can only be cast on herself and something else). She then pockets the piece into the group inventory and asks the other player's writers what to do with the memory orb.

Without waiting for a response (or maybe just because she didn't get one) Toast unchained the pizza memory or at the very least tried to.

Originally posted on 2015-12-03 04:45:00

I use a respec to swap out Enchant Weapon for Augment, then use Augment on the burrito.

Who knows, maybe it does something.

Originally posted on 2015-12-03 08:26:00

I might be able to mine gold better with my flight...but I head in to the grav-core testing room.

Originally posted on 2015-12-03 14:53:00

MW Antidisetablishmentarianism for ship name. It's so confusing Chaos will bluescreen, and also it's funny. Funniness matters.

I'm going to bet the fight is near-over to actually over, so I'll pop over to the Hallway and attempt to remove the Hallway Sentry Turret by shoving it into a big toolbox with a wrench, because that's how Engineers do it, so this has to be how it's done. It'll be useful for taking out all the other traps in the Weapons room to get the Infernal Torment, if it'll shoot EVERYTHING. Plus, if its ours, we can reprogram it.

Originally posted on 2015-12-03 17:30:00

Also, I want the ship to be named something utterly nonindicative.

How does Boat sound?

Originally posted on 2015-12-03 21:18:00

(uh)
(the update isn't really done yet)
(please refrain from posting; i will allow your current posts though)

Originally posted on 2015-12-03 21:42:00

YAY UPDOOT SOON :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(insert really long complicated action here to make ire feel bad for not including it)
Hmmmm.... I wonder if you could use the Splinters to turn a memory in to a Hated memory?
more (t)houghts: I wonder why (t)he (t)erminal does (t)he (t) (t)hing (t)o (t)'s but not ©'s?

Originally posted on 2015-12-03 23:31:00

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1449185496))

I wonder why (t)he (t)erminal does (t)he (t) (t)hing (t)o (t)'s but not ©'s?

Nanomachines, son. They harden in response to physical trauma.

Originally posted on 2015-12-04 00:28:00

/noel

What do you guys think I should do with/to the Pizza Place Memory Orb?

Originally posted on 2015-12-04 00:46:00

Update's finished. I'm expecting errors, due to this being the first true split-dop.

Originally posted on 2015-12-04 03:45:00

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1449200706))

Update's finished. I'm expecting errors, due to this being the first true split-dop.

((it could always be worse, ire. It could be...OMEGA JERRY.



^ WARNING: Image of Omega Jerry not for the faint of heart))

Since everyone else with me wanted to, i'll move with them to the "Grav Core Testing Room". I expect something to be off about it.

Originally posted on 2015-12-04 04:12:00

QUOTE (PitTheAngel @ (time=1449202369))

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1449200706)) Update's finished. I'm expecting errors, due to this being the first true split-dop. ((it could always be worse, ire. It could be...OMEGA JERRY. Spoiler Alert ^ WARNING: Image of Omega Jerry not for the faint of heart)) Since everyone else with me wanted to, i'll move with them to the "Grav Core Testing Room". I expect something to be off about it.

GOsh darn it, damn, you make a Photoshop/Omega Flowey reference? REALLY?!?!?!

Anyways, I walk into Temmie's Shop.

Originally posted on 2015-12-04 04:41:00

I take as many of the Stone Walls as I can without risking structural integrity, then go to the foe rush.

Originally posted on 2015-12-04 04:53:00

/nullisreal

*panics*
"Guys. There's a pizza place in front of me. What the hell do I do?"
*panic debuff intensifies*

Originally posted on 2015-12-04 09:22:00

I put a point into strength, and wait.

Originally posted on 2015-12-04 21:09:00