>No update today. Unforeseen circumstances and stuff.

Originally posted on 2015-11-26 02:08:00

>going to help with something at school today
>"hey mother, how long will i be there?"
>mother responds
>"we start at 10, end at 10"
>tfw no update again

>doing the work-thing
>currently 3:30 pm
>done nothing for like a total of four hours
>watch random videos / read reddit while waiting for people to come by
>people are like "wow anon you're so good at your job"
>i'm just doing nothing
>learn that i might get to go home at 4
>the update dream might be real


Originally posted on 2015-11-26 16:24:00

Prepare for unforeseen consequences.
sorry, i had to

Originally posted on 2015-11-26 19:57:00

=TURN FIFTY=

-28- Turns Left. (forgot to do this last turn)
wooooo milestoneeeee

Tazz disengages, and examines the door. He tries to get it to open by saying Open Sesame, but that fails. He then opts to go straight through the Stone Walls. It's not long before he mines a hole through the wall, and emerges on the other side. He appears in the Weapons Testing Facility; a room covered in experimental weapons for warships. There's blueprints for three of them; the other ones seem stupid, and lack blueprints. There's also a power cell in the room. Could be nice.

Wilson disengages as well, and tries to rip the silly metal door out. This fails, and strikes him as useless, given that there's already a way through. Pricey heads to the General Memory Storage, but doesn't enter the battle due to lack of spawn coords. Teag leaves the fight too, and heads back to the Waterfall. Piono then heads north through the broken wall, and finds a huge ship hangar. A ship is present; it seems to be of the Cruiser-class, and could be repaired. If you found the parts, that is.

=BATTLE: GMC TURN TWO=
The General Memory Storage fight is going well, still. The Zetta Buff is no longer a threat, and the memories are basically dead. There's no reinforcements, but still be careful. If you feel like it. Being careful is optional at this point.


Originally posted on 2015-11-27 00:38:00

OK, we're getting that Railgun. "Infernal Torment! I smell thee~"

...The question is, how. Naturally, we should take out those Traps first, then the Autocannons. Because they're designed to hit things gunning for the Railgun/Transparisteel, this means they technically won't defend themselves.

For now, I'm grabbing the weapon schematics and the power cell. We'll figure this out later.

Originally posted on 2015-11-27 02:12:00

I move north and investigate the blueprints to see if they're at all familiar to me. Although, given that I'm TECHPIECE in this game, I probably don't even need to move north to see the blueprints in the first place. Hell, certain interpretations of true sight could mean that I could stand in the temmie shop and watch The Sleuth flip the hell out at having his cabin launched at him in the past, while also scanning the infinite desert simultaneously!

Originally posted on 2015-11-27 02:28:00

I slash again at Regretful2.

Originally posted on 2015-11-27 02:32:00

I either wait for Patch to get off the Zillywell and Fireball Fearful2 from it, move him with force off the Zillywell and Fireball Fearful2 from it, or Fireball Regret2, depending on what happens.

Originally posted on 2015-11-27 02:39:00

Toast shoots Regretful1 then makes it's way to the rift at B2. I'll check out that other rift in the bottom right.

Originally posted on 2015-11-27 03:05:00

Piono probably needs more exploring help on the other side. So, given how we can fast travel anywhere, Wilson and Willow go over to the Hanger and yoink the Schematic Scanner into the group inventory. Then Wilson goes and pokes around at the Terminal to see what he can find.

Originally posted on 2015-11-27 07:23:00

I spawn in C6

Originally posted on 2015-11-27 09:27:00

I3, attack,

Originally posted on 2015-11-27 16:02:00

Hey, we have the blueprints for that Glitch Beam. I have a sneaking suspicion we want to put this cruiser together as quickly as possible... Because ship-to-ship damage probably deals MUCH more damage to regular-sized enemies... like Zetta.
Either that or I'm grasping at straws.
Anyways, I stick the glitch-beam schematic I found in a secret earlier and the three other weapons schematics tazz grabbed into the schematic scanner. 4/9 weapons discovered.
I grab the chaos log, and check the computer, before looking in both of the doorways.

I also name the damaged ship The "MW Antidisestablishmentarianism"
Bonus points to anyone who figures out what I'm referencing.

Anyways, in the Shop I ask Bill something rather pertinent:
"I agree that we really shouldn't buy stuff from Temmie, given the stats on Glitch Temmie go up every time we do..."
"But there are three items that Temmie has that might be of use to us, either now, or later. Basically everything but the Tem Flakes end up being useful in some capacity."
"Is there some way you might be able to get ahold of those, or maybe help us get them from Temmie some other way?"
"As much as I want to avoid incurring the wrath of Glitch Temmie any earlier than necessary, I'd rather not make it more powerful when the inevitable confrontation with it happens."

Also, OOC: (that means Bill doesn't get to hear this.)
Guys, I was thinking about maybe convincing Bill to give us "sponsorships" for certain large fights. Getting aid of some kind (probably items) in return for cashing in all gold earned for "gold", or maybe even just giving the gold straight over to him since said sponsorship would probably be equivalent to or maybe even worth more than the gold that would be earned in said fight.
Anyways, just an idea, that might be useful when the Zetta bossfight rolls around.

Originally posted on 2015-11-27 17:46:00

You didn't remove me from the battle, ire, lol. anyways i go to the hangar

Originally posted on 2015-11-27 18:33:00

/null

WAIT. ONE. MINUTE. Each Rift is connected to another, and that rift is connected the first. So logically there should be an even number of Rifts.

But there's 7. That means the rift in the bottom right should probably be checked out, since that is the only one that hasn't been used yet.

If we manage to lower the security on that flaming railgun, I might see if I can claim it, depending on the stats.

Originally posted on 2015-11-27 20:43:00

QUOTE (insert_generic_username @ (time=1448591993))

I either wait for Patch to get off the Zillywell and Fireball Fearful2 from it, move him with force off the Zillywell and Fireball Fearful2 from it, or Fireball Regret2, depending on what happens.

Well, I was planning to finish off that one, so...

ATTACK: D10
RETREAT: G6

There. Works for everyone.

Originally posted on 2015-11-27 23:14:00

=TURN FIFTY-ONE=
Tazz decides to nab the Power Cell and the Weapon Schematics. Engie moves north and examines the Blueprints; none of them seem too familiar to him, but they seem to be for a simple Anti-Fighter turret, a fixed railgun, and a flamethrower. Wilson then nabs the Schematic Scanner, and looks at the Terminal.

---

>CHAOS LABS: TERMINAL 1 / 1<
v 0.7
wha(t) would you like to a©©ess?
©ommands:
map, defense sys(t)ems, (t)est logs (1-3), manual

>user:

---

It seems that it's a boring text-based terminal. Type in what you want to access. Piono then scans all four schematics, inputting them into the scanner's database. Piono then checks the terminal, sees what Wilson saw, and then tries to name the ship. However, you'll need approval from multiple people (namely, 4) to name the ship that. Not including yourself. Piono then asks Bill how to get the Temmie Shop items.

"WELL, 1F Y0U WANT TEMM1E'S G00DS S0 BADLY, BUY THEM!"
"TEMM1E CAN'T GET BUFFS FR0M G0LD: 0NLY 1TEMS!"
"BES1DES EDUCATI0N. THAT'S A 0NE-0FF TH1NG."
"AS F0R GETT1NG TEMM1E'S 1TEMS..."
"1'M AFRA1D 1 CAN'T D0 THAT!"
"TEMM1E KEEPS HER 1TEMS 1N A PLACE S0 HEAV1LY GUARDED THAT 1 CAN'T EVEN GRAB THEM!"

Teag then moves to the Hangar.

=BATTLE: GMC TURN THREE=
The turtle is real; defeating the Fearful Memory could prove to be hard, given the Zillywells and wall combo. Take down the Joyous Memory as well; it'll morph next turn into a Regretful Memory!

Originally posted on 2015-11-27 23:15:00

Toast is no longer a robot but is still allergic to strawberry iced cinnamon donuts. She moves to K6 and guards. By shooting a wall to get the retreat bonus, Toast will be able to enter the rift next turn.

Originally posted on 2015-11-29 04:42:00

>Fireball Fearful2

Originally posted on 2015-11-29 05:08:00

I2, grenade K2

Originally posted on 2015-11-29 15:01:00