C4 space > Promptly Explode.

C4 space:...Naaaaah. I'm a stable-state explosive.



Ignoraing all stupidly bad jokes, I step up to G5, toss a Shuriken at the Sleuth, or alternatively a Sapsplash at I7 (should catch up Zetta and two of his heads, assuming he's not immune to Slow) if the Sleuth's dipped below the requisit HP, then step to E3 (where all the newest games are) regardless of what I just did. IF Engie's Attack has hit, he'll get low enough, which means...

GET TO THE CHOPPAH BARRIAH!

Originally posted on 2015-11-19 06:56:00

I move to F3 and defend myself until the Barrier is destroyed.

Originally posted on 2015-11-19 07:31:00

I go to El and stab the Sleuth. (Ire, you didn't move my character, maybe cuz Numbersoup is there, but I am at F5.)

Originally posted on 2015-11-19 15:02:00

I'm not really sure if I should say "Hah, I like this guy already!" or just facepalm in disgust... dunno. Mixed emotions are never fun.

I stay put, and cast Heal on Numbers. Or I run away if the barrier goes down first.

Originally posted on 2015-11-19 18:32:00

Move to F4, grenade H7.

Originally posted on 2015-11-19 20:47:00

The friendly approach has failed due to the opposition's arrogance! Time to go devious and get that +25 grit!

... really? ... Just... really? Did you seriously just say I talk too much?

Wilson bursts out into laughter.

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just won the prize for fastest display of hypocrisy! Do you literally not remember how you introduced yourself? You know, LAST ROUND? You started with a 691 word monolouge and I'm the one talking too much because I spoke 80 words. New flash, 700 is more than 100. Did you split your brain between those three heads, meaning they're all busted? Although, I truly sympathize with you. I know that I always struggled with the incredibly difficult subject of... fractions. Until I was... like 7 months old. Numbers on top of other numbers? That's just plain weird, am I right? Anyway, you seem to be getting a little annoyed at my words. Are you comparing yourself to me, and disliking what you see, trying to bring me down? What was your point? The world is filled with hypocrites? Well congratulations. You helped prove your point by showing you're also a hypocrite. Good on ya. Oh, also, 666 is not the number of the beast. 616 is.

Actions:

Wilson moves to H4 then uses telekenisis on himself. If the barriers are down, he uses these three extra squares of movement to escape. Otherwise, he goes to an E3 demo.

Willow escapes up if the barriers are down. Otherwise, she goes to D5 and uses Dragon's Breath on H9.

Originally posted on 2015-11-19 23:47:00

/null
Hey guys, there's an enemy rush now, and we can get skill points! We should do it.

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 02:40:00

I say we go to the enemy rush.
I'll get to shoot my lightbulb at something.
Well, once we escape that is.

Also, it looks like we lost the slingshot...
Oh well, that thing was awesome for the one battle we had it.

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 03:24:00

Maybe someone should see what they can salvage from the Cabin if they aren't doing anything else. We could probably make another siege engine with this stuff if we find some more elastics later on. Be careful of tables though.

/null

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 03:29:00

=TURN FOURTY-FIVE=
Zetta roars Wilson silent, the putrid smell of sulfur pouring out from each of his fearsome heads as his flames reach a violent crescendo, sending a wave of heat and noxious gas through the caves, completely drowning out Wilson's attempts at laughter.

"I have heard GORILLAING enough from you from a few tapes and a single tattoo! You've talked enough to bore a gorillaing rock to death! A gorillaing ROCK!! REALLY, someone ought to be thanking me for icing the gorillaing fox who can't POSSIBLY shut up, as well as a dozen or so gorillass who can barely move their heads without their precious Narrative! Oh, look, the MIGHTY Descendants and their GORILLAING twat mascot with his GORILLAING twat gorilla in tow! WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST REAL POWER, MOTHERGORILLAS?!"

Zetta is apparently being bleeped by an unknown force. How strange. Anyway, it's time to escape. The barrier has been destroyed, and you're free to go. Assuming you remember to post so you can flee. That'd be awkward if you got eaten, despite being so close to escape.

The Memoir Caverns are open for exploration!

cc: so you made i(t) here.
cc: look, you're no(t) going to find any sor(t) of way ou(t) here.
cc: even if you view / des(t)roy (t)he mos(t) private of my memories.
cc: besides, ze(t)(t)a's gonna ge(t) you all even(t)ually.
cc: or maybe (t)he ©haos bu(t)(t)erfly will.
cc: who knows.
cc: maybe (t)ha(t) nice fellow i jus(t) warped in(t)o (t)he dreams©ape will.
cc: gonna go ©he©k up on him.

-o-meter: 9

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 04:23:00

I put all skill points (if I have any) into HP. I then move to E3 and shove others out to RUN FOR SWEET BABY JESUS!

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 04:34:00

Buying the shifting sands tome at next opportunity. Seems to have a lot of utility.

Toast yells some final abuse then sprints off to escape while holding Piono's body, chucking it through the barrier with her.

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 04:52:00

"EW. YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, YOU DISGUSTING SHIT."

TECHPIECE, who has spoken before in this game and thus pretty much everyone saw this revelation coming from a thousand miles off, then uses the zone-stealing gag pulled off earlier to steal the goddamn slingshot, as well as the ground beneath it, and promptly runs off into the screw this I'm outta here area.

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 05:12:00

Zetta, folks. That eloquent, mostly Gorilla-free speech was a miracle. And probably influenced by the Narrative.

Must resist temptation to make TWEWY reference. Must resist. You stupid mathemetician keep away with your memetic catchphrase.

Roxxanne will ASAP to the barrier directly behind her and ESCAPE to Zone 2, then inspect the 2nd Loot Chest if she can once in the Rest Zone.

--KINDA RELEVANCE LINE--

>>> Roxxanne: Resist the urge to cuddle Wilson.

No copypastas allowed, but we know how this all goes. You've been resisting the urge since Zone 0, and you cannot resist any longer. You don't succeed at all. You immediately grab Wilson and cuddle him (and considering your ridiculously high AGI, this isn't unreasonable).

"AAAH you are so adorable in your little hat and you're so fwuffy and warm and AAAH you are one of the cutest things ever!"

You proceed to do this until Wilson slips away from your grip (because he's tiny and you're not trying to crush him).

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 07:18:00

I escape.

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 13:39:00

I do the obvious and escape.

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 13:45:00

Dangit guys why didn't we mine out that gold when we had the chance. I ollie outy.

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 15:11:00

I escape as well because ZETTA is too powerful for us...

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 16:39:00

<Huh, so Roxanne's here too. I guess all I can do is hope that our differences can be set aside for now. Unless she already has, seems we're all stuck here, and mostly weakened. Eh, time'll tell.>

Well, have fun with the loot; I'm travelling northwards. If you want to join me, you may. I'm wasting no time with that hydra on the loose.

...Before I do that, though, I check out the Gateway to Recollection Woods. If there's any way to power/turn it on at the moment (I hope turning it on via a switch is all it takes), I do that first.

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 20:53:00

MOVE: E2

I'm NOT staying there any longer then I need to. One thing i'd wish never to see again is well enough.

Honestly, all I need to do to dodge those is just get high enough. You'd be surprised by how easy it is to gain some height with my wings. Sure, I can't fly with these, but they work well enough.

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 23:35:00