Actually, I have summon too. Details are many pages back, probably in the early 10's. And now would be a good time to deploy JOHN CENA right next to the creeper, before sprinting the hell over to F7.

Originally posted on 2015-11-01 23:31:00

For starters, Ire didn't log that so technically you still have an open spell slot (check your character info: You only have Enchant Weapon on it right now). The other issue is, a summon won't do it-though Cena's Tackle Zone (a Blood Bowl term-I'm using it for lack of a better word for what it) would make it only able to move a single square, to get you at F7 a Single Square is all it needs to move (specifically down, to E6-or F6 if E6 is where the summon is). It's only safe IF the Creeper can't move AT ALL. That, and it explodes to attack, so John Cena is almost certainly going to kick it. A Spider Web is the only way to inflict ROOT, and therefore evade being exploded.

Originally posted on 2015-11-01 23:44:00

Speaking to Tazz even though he's not here, Wilson says,

It's not like I'm trying to get into fights here. So no, my morality isn't overridden by some spiders. It's overridden by how Redstone ran into this fight after I left. I came in to help him and offered to pull him out, but he refused. So if one side is going to die, I'd prefer it to not be the side that has real people on it. I do want to get out of here, but I also don't want to get killed by spiders. Also, are you really trying to guilt trip me right now? I have two things to say to that. First, this is a side game thing, so I, or rather, Talist, is less concerned about it. And second, we also could have avoided all those fights inside the great tree, but we went into it anyway.

And what would past me say to current me? I don't know. Maybe... why do you look so strange? There are some things I regret in my life.

Wilson uses telekinesis on the ISpider to move it to E2. Then he leaves and goes up to the clearing now that he isn't at immediate risk of getting chased down and murdered by spiders.


I also realize there is a MASSIVE flaw with the design of foxfire...


Edit - If I can take an open world action, Wilson takes an action we probably should have done a while ago. He tries to push through the forest to see what's outside.

Originally posted on 2015-11-01 23:49:00

I found the old stats.

20hp
12mp
2 move
Melee
Medicate

That's almost as much health as me. With the rework to summon, it'd look like this:

21hp
12mp
2 move
6-7 dmg 1 range
Medicate

So, really, both me and him should be fine, even if the creeper does blow up in our faces. I think I'll move to E7, and put JOHN CENA at E6.

Originally posted on 2015-11-02 00:13:00

... Why are you talking about me as if I'm not here? Just cause I've kept silent because someone thought RP would be unnecessary here... Anyways, that wasn't me, I don't do magic. It was... The other one. Also, hey Wilson, shame we're meeting like this.

Needless to say, whoever you are, I don't care to end this thing by helping whoever this is, considering he's trying to kill us. I don't know why he wants to kill us, and this doesn't actually matter since none of this is officially happening... Anyways, let's burn this place to the ground.

I move to E6 and attack.

Originally posted on 2015-11-02 00:28:00

"It's not like i'm trying to kill everything. Really, mostly everything else is trying to kill us. Everything's been actively targeting us, and all i've been doing is trying to defend myself right now. Quite honestly, I don't have much an idea of what a mindscape even is right now, and i'm not sure that I entirely want to figure it out right now. I got pulled into this mess, and I just want to get out of it."

Turn Actions:
Move: H5
Attack: The Inferno Arachnid again
End Turn

(Seriously, can anyone tell me? Like...you, behind the screen, or whoever else is around? I don't know what's happening.)

Originally posted on 2015-11-02 00:37:00

>??: Realize someone is trying to talk to you.
??: ...
??: uh, hello!
??: no idea how you're even doing this, but...
??: long story short
??: a mindscape is the manifestation of someone's...
??: mind.
??: memories, thoughts and various other things can appear in this world.
??: even this area you're in is a memory! who's memory? i know. i worked on this.
??: every mindscape seems to have a central structure; this one has nightmare mountain. richard had this strange purple pyramid.
??: fun fact about mindscapes;
??: everyone's mindscape has their own boundaries and definitions, but chaos's is weird, to say the very least.
??: chaos can't control his mindscape directly. not with the severe glitch and psychological damage he's taken.
??: he needs to create an avatar to explore and work his mindscape.
??: normally, he'd be attempting to remove all of your heads, forcibly, but he's busy at the moment.
??: if you're wondering how you're here
??: he has a machine, known as the dreamer. he's trapped your "souls" or something like that in his mindscape. and he wants them gone. as a test.
??: good thing you can still respawn though!
??: now, about the memories...
??: given chaos's strange identity, he has memories from quite a few other people!
??: the sleuth's memories, ire's memories...
??: his own twisted memories...
??: just be careful; they've been awakened.


Originally posted on 2015-11-02 02:18:00

I use Fireball on the Inferno Arachnid.

Originally posted on 2015-11-02 02:22:00

I decide to ignore glitch temmie since ire obviously doesn't want me to attack it.
I go inside the shack, and steal EVERYTHING.
Then I leave and if possible enter the spider battle combat details will wait until I have time.

Originally posted on 2015-11-02 11:30:00

"Spiders are people too! That we're in a mindscape doesn't change that, either! But...Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh! Look, I just realized that when I was sayin' it, OK?! Can we TRY to be less aggressive? Please?"

/RPnull

Originally posted on 2015-11-02 14:33:00

>Hey Numbersoup, could you delete the two polls? I'll need to put another one up later.

Originally posted on 2015-11-02 17:11:00

Done and done.

Originally posted on 2015-11-02 21:06:00

=TURN THIRTY-TWO=
Tazz first heads to the Altar, and plants down a gold piece. Tazz feels a sense of calm wash over him as he places the bar down. Engie then suddenly remembers I forgot to register his Summon command, and promptly learns the spell, and decides to summon JOHN CENA! Wilson then flees the battle at the Web, and promptly dashes through the forest, but is abruptly stoped by a cliff.

Wilson has discovered The Edge. It's the edge of the area you're in; beyond it is a large expanse, and other islands, similar to the one your on can be seen in the distance. Flying isn't an option; the strong downward forces beyond the ledge would very simply, kill you if you attempted to fly. A Glitch Girl is standing right next to the edge, staring off into the distance. Piono then goes to the shack, and loots everything but the computer because you have no way to power the computer if it isn't in this zone. Piono feels a sense of dread wash over him, but he ignores it and goes to join the fight against the spiders...

But is denied. Meanwhile, Temmie wants to know if Insert is willing to sell his circlet for 2 Gold.

=BATTLE: ANGERED SPIDER HORDE TURN SIX=
The Inferno Arachnid has stopped attacking, and That One Friendly Spider has appeared. He waves his arms in a fashion, trying to convery something. But his eight eyes tell you everything; he wants you to stop. He wants you to show MERCY.

...what will you do?
cc: don'(t) kill (t)ha(t) spider.
cc: please.

=BATTLE: BASEMENT TURN THREE=
Engie is nearly out! Just one more step! Too bad John Cena facetanked tons of damage and died.

Originally posted on 2015-11-03 04:28:00

...I would rather settle this without bloodshed, honestly... but Redstone was about to get himself murdered by a pack of spiders... think we should have just left Redstone to die, to be honest. Think that's what I'll do from now on. I will show MERCY. <You really gotta question the robot's morals... or what side he's on... or who actually coded him.>

I, preferring peace over mindless bloodshed, decide to cast HEAL on the Inferno Arachnid, while simultaneously apologizing to it sincerely and giving Redstone a good ol' SMACK (Dragon claws hurt; should stop him). Who knows, we could make a new ally.

I then walk to the edge, hide in the bushes, and closely observe the glitch girl from within, in case it's actually a trap.

Originally posted on 2015-11-04 02:46:00

Oh, huh. Welp, guess its too late for me to be on the sleuth's good side. Might as well make use of that while I can.
I look at the altar, shrug because really, its not going to be much worse for me than I've likely already made it (hey everybody! I'm going for a die-during-absolutely-every-boss-in-the-game streak! Any bets on how long I'll end up keeping it going?) and take all three pieces of gold.
I look upwards thoughtfully for a moment, then take the altar too.

((Also, ire, thank you for correctly interpreting everything. I DID in fact mean including the lightbulb. Thanks. You know me so well.))

I walk into the area of the web, spawning at G10 and walking towards the others (I don't expect to get exp for this by the way, as I didn't actually do any fighting)
"Hey guys, what's going on? Looks like you got this all finished now. By the way... anyone know carpentry? If anyone knows how to make chairs I've got the materials for it."

Originally posted on 2015-11-04 02:49:00

I ask the inferno anarchrid for skill points in exchange for his sparing.

Originally posted on 2015-11-04 02:58:00

I rush onto the scene, spawning in on the 'fight' at F9, rushing to F6, and use MERCY. If ANYONE so much as touches the Inferno Arachnid or our spiderbuddy, I will attempt to trip them up with an attack to stop their action. It probably won't kill but it'll be enough to stop you, I think.

No-one is hurting my spiderbuddy. Period.

Originally posted on 2015-11-04 03:16:00

Owwww.....
Whatever, I'll give you mercy.
Hey, I'm stupid sometimes, ok?
I then realize something.
Crap, do I have a glitch from getting beaten up by glitch monsters?

Originally posted on 2015-11-04 03:33:00

Well, that was easy. Now to duck into the leaving zone.

Originally posted on 2015-11-04 04:20:00

... I'd just like people to be aware that if Chaos doesn't want us to kill the spider, he probably has some personal connection to it and thus having the spider alive would be leverage against him. So, if for no other reason, please stop hitting everything for that reason. And Piono, I suspect that was quite a poor choice.

Also, looks like I've moved onto the "good terms" side.

In what might be an incredibly stupid move of nativity, Wilson slowly and calmly walks up towards the edge of the world until he is about 5 meters away from it. Then he moves over sideways until he's around ten to fifteen meters away from the Glitch Girl. Given that one battle square is around one square meter, that distance should give him enough time to run away, provided the Glitch Girl doesn't have a speed of over 7/a powerful long range attack.

If the girl doesn't respond, he spends a rather long time staring out into the distance with her, occasionally tossing small rocks off the world and watching how they arc upwards from the throw and then plunge once they hit the effective wall of gravity.

If there's still no response after that, Wilson whispers to her just loud enough so his voice will carry.

Hey... can you hear me? I'm the fox over on your right.

Then Wilson turns and sees Willow, who followed him over to the edge. Speaking even softer so that only Willow could hear him, he asked,

Are you really following me everywhere? Why?

The very question seemed to depress Willow.

Well, someone has to tank damage for you.

Speaking of tanking damage...

Willow's *new* stats: I did some calculations and think this split of HP V Dodge is best, giving Willow effectively 32.5 HP.

HP: 25
MP: 5 (If Willow really needs a second Dragon's Breath attack, Wilson can restore her MP. Most of the time, I don't seem to need the second use anyway.)
Dodge: 30%
3 Movement
Physical Attack (9-10 DMG)
Dragon's Breath (7-7 DMG to splash 2)


Originally posted on 2015-11-04 04:33:00