I use heal again if I can, and I move to E9 in hopes of escape. Screw you, spiders!

Originally posted on 2015-10-26 22:50:00

Oh, you know what, I'm just going to say right now: I buy the augment spell.

Originally posted on 2015-10-27 00:04:00

Wilson shoots foxfire at Glitch Spider 2 twice. Or, if the first shot gets the 25% or so chance for the kill, he shoots the second one at Spider 3.

Originally posted on 2015-10-27 02:51:00

Didn't get into the Overwatch Beta.
/salt

=TURN TWENTY-NINE=
Tazz goes to purchase the Shuriken Stack with the Cipher Shop Coupon he found. Insert then realizes that it'd take no less than 6 Potions to get 2 gold from Temmie. Temmie then steals and eats your package of Temmie Flakes because Temmie is a devious little dog/cat/temmie. Engie then takes the Memory Orb and heads down the trapdoor-area. Thankfully, there's a ladder to descend. When Engie arrives, he meets FOUR highly-tanky Totem Guardians. At the north side of the room is a safe; if you could guess the code and open it, you could probably get something nice!

He then thwacks Totem Guardian 2 with his rifle for (7) damage, then runs back to his starting position. Odd. It also seems that various monsters will enter the room soon... Insert then joins the battle at the Web.

S T R I F E !

Piono then goes to buy the Augment Spell, then hesitates. Should he buy it, or let Insert get Temmie College? He holds off on his decision for now.

=ENDLESS DESERT=
Piono grabs the broken purple disk, but it seems he can't play it yet despite the game wanting him to do it. It'll need time to repair. For now, Bill will take care of it in his shop. It's to the right of the top.

=BATTLE: INSIDE TREE TURN EIGHT=
Darkside took lots of damage, but lets be honest; it's over. Go smash / execute / grenade / genocide everything.

=BATTLE: ANGERED SPIDER HORDE TURN THREE=
It appears another elite spider will be entering the area now! Wipe out the trash before it gets here!

=BATTLE: THE BASEMENT TURN ZERO=
Find a way to open that safe! It might end the fight!

Originally posted on 2015-10-28 01:32:00

I run up to the weaker glitch spider and bonk it with my wand, then run away back to my starting position. I also sell the Twin Pistols.
...Are we actually able to fight the Glitch Temmie, or...

Originally posted on 2015-10-28 02:46:00

Well this should be simple enough; I destroy the Sap Mortar and Tazz kills the Tree Guard (and I guess Piono would have destroyed the walls, but eh.) But insta-clearing? Does that mean we pick up the loot, including that from the chest? Or am I mistaken? 'Cause if not, then the entire trip would be for naught.

Anyway, I destroy the Sap Mortar. Simple as that.

Originally posted on 2015-10-28 02:50:00

insta-clear: Get ALL the loot, and just skip the movement bit.

Originally posted on 2015-10-28 03:44:00

F8, attack whoever's left.

Originally posted on 2015-10-28 13:50:00

I move to H9 and kill the Tree Guardian, netting the gold and presumably the kill due to it's incredible dodge statistic of zero.

I think we will choose to insta-clear and loot everything with that death, I think, as long as it includes the chest and splinters and such.

@Basement: Engie, attack the other two Totem Guardians ONCE. You may need a different weapon to actually do it in a reasonable time period unless they group up. Then, take the damage inputs of each guardian and put them into the safe in the order of 3, 2, 1, 4. That means the 3rd Guardian's damage, then the 2nd (7), then the 4th, then the 1st. (so let's just hope that the last two group up for their one move.) After that, just solve the safe.

Safe Password: - 7 - 3

@Temmie: Waitaminute. Stop everything. NO-ONE BUY ANYTHING ANYMORE. Piono, that means you, and same with you Insert. TEMMIE'S COLLEGE CAN WAIT A BIT LONGER.

Oreos. 5 Oreos. It would take twelve gold to buy them (or rather did take Twelve Gold to buy them), more than Temmie's College education. There are usually five WHEELS on a chair, right? Especially such a fancy Office Chair, like, say, the Web, which is missing it's wheels. Plus, depending on the make, a chair's wheel CAN look like an Oreo, meaning Temmie has the wheels to the Web-meaning, Temmie has the wheels to a super-powerful weapon. While Temmie Armor IS statistically sweet if Glitch Temmie's stat-line is to be believed, it's clearly not the end-all-be-all, AND we'd have to buy that as well. Plus, what about the Web's TRUE FORM? Will that give us the secret to UNLIMITED POWAH?!

We're buying the 5 'oreos.' No regrets! Just, wait until we get a little more gold. Like, 1 more.

EDIT...Wait, oh. The Price turned down while I wasn't paying attention. Well...Uh. Alright then. OK maybe Temmie realized that was too cheap.

I give Temmie a cute smile, call him a nice little guy, and pay 5 gold for the Oreos, then check if they're Wheels like I suspect, and then affix them to the Web for their TRUE FORM.

Originally posted on 2015-10-28 14:20:00

No. It'd cost 5 gold now, less than Tem's college education. We can sell stuff later.

Originally posted on 2015-10-28 14:52:00

I move to C10 cause I'm a pussy.

Originally posted on 2015-10-28 14:59:00

I'm sharing a vote with tazz, because I'm a bit worried that if we pay for Temmie's College Education before Glitch Temmie goes down, something bad might happen.

Anyways, I say we buy the Oreos, then save up for the college education. I REALLY want that augment spell, but my bet would be that after these next couple of fights we'll have enough money for the college education and be able to afford augment.

Against Glitch Temmie... Actually, you know what, I REALLY don't feel like fighting it right now, I say let's save up for Temmie's College Education, and wait to see if that does anything.
If that doesn't help out with Glitch Temmie though I'm going to start summoning boss monsters to kill it.

I activate the insta-looting.

EDIT: Hold on, didn't we beat the gold vein? In Undertale, when you spare someone, you may not get the experience but you still get the gold. Did we ever get the gold for winning that encounter?

Originally posted on 2015-10-28 16:52:00

New poll up! It relates to whether you want to buy the "oreos" or not.
Numbersoup, could you please delete the "difficulty" and the "split-update" polls? Still can't touch them.

...some encounters don't give gold, even when sparing.

Originally posted on 2015-10-28 16:52:00

You did, and I think it mentioned the 2-gold gain. However, Insert gave some of the gold back to the Altar at some point (possibly in the same update), so...

Also, I didn't notice that the price had been reduced. I still say we go for the 'Oreos', this is Zone 1 (I think), Zone 3 is a bit of a ways and we might get the gold for the College Education by then.

/null.

Originally posted on 2015-10-28 17:45:00

I move to H5 and shoot the third totem, while wondering what spiders I have to escape.

Originally posted on 2015-10-28 18:07:00

It looks like most of these spiders right now are downed. More of them seem to be starting to join in, so we need to be careful of that.

Move G7, Piercing Shot WEST to clear up most of the others.

Originally posted on 2015-10-28 18:15:00

Wilson, still not moving, fires a Tengoku (healing) shot at Redstone and Seishin (MP restore) at Insert

Originally posted on 2015-10-28 21:45:00

No update today, but Bill has something interesting next to the Purple Disk! Go take a look!

...I really hope the download works.

Originally posted on 2015-10-29 00:36:00

Balls. A download-based thing. Pass.

Originally posted on 2015-10-29 00:57:00

I'll be the one to volunteer for .exe checking duty. I'll try to take Gyazo pictures if it isn't fullscreen.

I'll edit this post with anything I can find.

...aaaaaaand the file's just disappearing. Probably Norton being paranoid or something. Be right back once I (hopefully) sort this out.

...aaaaand Norton has an error. ...can somebody else check the file?

Originally posted on 2015-10-29 01:09:00