You DID try and make something out of someones grave which is really disrespectful and you shouldn't do ever.

(/s)

Originally posted on 2016-03-31 11:50:00

Siria moves to G10 and fires on the Crystal at I9, before swapping Augmentation for Totem.

Someone fix that Breach!

Originally posted on 2016-03-31 12:42:00

"WELCOME TO OUR SHIP, ANARCHIST. WHY DON'T YOU RELAX, TAKE A SEAT, PULL UP A BEER... AND GO FUCK YOURSELF?"

With those genius words, I promptly defy every last shred of rationalness this game had by LOADING THE GIANT STONE MIDDLE FINGER INTO MY GRENADE RIFLE. Then, I move to I7, take careful aim, and shoot Anarchist RIGHT IN THE FACE with the GIANT STONE MIDDLE FINGER, then retreat to J8.

Of course, if the GM is actually a fan of me not pissing on the remotest idea of balance, and it turns out I can't load the GIANT STONE MIDDLE FINGER into my grenade rifle, I instead shoot the crystal.

And, after all this stupidity, I swap the Grenade Rifle out for the Pulse Rifle, then request that the other people give me an idea for what misc item I should take since Origin Gunpowder wouldn't be as useful on a single-target gun. Probably an Origin String Clone or something. Which means that, if nobody has any objections, I clone another Origin String, then equip it along with the Pulse Rifle. Time to actually start becoming a precision-based assassin like I said I would at the start of the game. Because I ain't swapping to Axetank until after we find a suitably epic axe for me to use.

Originally posted on 2016-03-31 13:00:00

Oh sweet, I actually have maxed-out Int.
I'm going to take Fire Enchant as my last skill, because seriously, screw axe form, that thing is crap. Everything Lightforme can change into is potentially useful EXCEPT FOR AXE FORME.
And because strength does literally nothing for me unless I have mace or axe forme out, I doubt I'm ever actually going to wind up putting points into Str ever again.
Sorry Mace form, you got shafted buddy, not your fault.
Also, guys, I wanna bye the Turn() tome, quite a few of us could use that in some really fun combos.

I also use the expert lens, some wire bits and a couple of iron ingots to upgrade the Lock-On Lens' Lock on to give me a bigger damage bonus from lock-on, even if it means non-locked targets will take even less damage. I want an absurd power boost, dangit.
Additionally, I use various items, plus a mana vial to turn one of the mage robes into Enhanced Mage Robes, which is like the Mage Robes, except it also grants an extra spell slot (and maybe that nifty Mana regen too? I'm willing to take that -1 Str if such is required.)

Anyways, once that's done, I smash two spears into the crystal at I9

Guys, keep track of how much damage has been done to the crystals, otherwise they might 'splode and that's not something we want happening.


"You know, you're pretty salty about getting your butt handed to you back there."
"I'm kind of wondering why you're back, really."
"I mean, it took, what, four of us to completely wreck your crap last time?"
"What makes you think you'll do any better here?"

EDIT: Found Coder's Log 1.

Originally posted on 2016-03-31 14:57:00

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cc: page 100. (t)ha(t)'s pre(t)(t)y ©ool a©(t)ually.
cc: makes me wanna hold a par(t)y or something.
cc: fun fa©(t): i didn'(t) send a© (t)owards you even
cc: he's jus(t) a sal(t)y pie©e of sal(t)
cc: heh.
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Originally posted on 2016-03-31 15:35:00

I move to D5 and attack the Crystal.

Originally posted on 2016-03-31 16:12:00

I just toss a Shuriken at the I9 crystal and move to I11. Hopefully all goes well.

Guys: When attacking crystals, put up a damage tally to see how much damage the crystal has, roughly. Assume lowest damage values until we hit the golden range-THEN assume highest. Might be a bit complicated but just keep it along and this fight will be simpler than if we tried to work it out as we went along.

I9 Crystal: 38 Damage
D6 Crystal: 34 Damage

Originally posted on 2016-03-31 16:13:00

To make it more clear, Oriko uses her Skillpoints from Amalgam Rush to gain more HP, as that's a stat she's seriously lacking in.

She also tries to find a position to be comfortable in while inside of Ψhe Chaos Dropship.

Oriko then somehow remembers that a game that she's never played also had Faceless like these only those pretended to be civilians and then they turned into Faceless. Ignoring that, she moves to E7 and Orbs Ψhe nearest Faceless Drone.

Yes, I'm using Ψhe instead of 'the'.

Originally posted on 2016-03-31 16:52:00

Hey, Pit, whenever you see this... Seeing as you want to be the debuffer and all, why not take up the Paintbrush? You have Tem Armor, after all, why not use it in melee. (Plus, comboing Weaken and Curse could do wonders for decreasing aC's damage.)
/null.

Originally posted on 2016-03-31 17:15:00

Does Willow currently exist? Um... anyway...

I add 1 point to INT because Wilson doesn't actually have 9 yet like I thought.

Wilson moves to D10 and illusions up, summoning an illusionary/temmie copy at each available square, C10, C11, E10, E11.

If Willow exists, I guess she appears at... F10.

Originally posted on 2016-03-31 18:13:00

@Talist: Summons must be resummoned after a battle. However, if your summon DIDN't die last battle, you can resummon the same summon for 5 MP only. Even though you died, I'll still let you summon Willow for the reduced cost.

Originally posted on 2016-03-31 18:46:00

Just so you know, if we plan on ever getting more Temmie Armor, now would be the time. Or you could say, now would be the tem.
Also, I think I should have gotten +5 SP for my reference last turn.
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Originally posted on 2016-03-31 23:13:00

QUOTE (crystalcat @ (time=1459440918))

Hey, Pit, whenever you see this... Seeing as you want to be the debuffer and all, why not take up the Paintbrush? You have Tem Armor, after all, why not use it in melee. (Plus, comboing Weaken and Curse could do wonders for decreasing aC's damage.) /null.

((Paintbrush has same damage, but 1 more retreat and 3 less range. I also have splash 1 and the ability to perform heals if needed with solutions, plus being able to choose the debuff makes the fact I just equipped Jaggi Fang pointless.

Plus, the solutions actually can deal more damage, so if I need the boost to get the kill, it's right there. Only downside is the cash moneys that need to fund this.

I'll try it out though, considering that the boss has basically invincibility levels of AC. Guessing Jaggi Fang and Paintbrush will not double apply, because that would be pretty broken, so time to change that.))

Okay, change of plan. Should probably consider other equipment.

Patch throws out the Clentaminator to bring in the Paintbrush, and switches the Jaggi Fang for the Penguin Leg, giving him an absurd 3 Retreat (basically giving him two moves) and the ability to ignore negative effects from floors. Huh. Guess now he truly is the master statician.

MOVE: F4
ATTACK: aC
DEBUFF: Cursed
RETREAT: D4

Originally posted on 2016-03-31 23:35:00

(I actually bet Jaggi and Paintbrush will double-apply.)
Also, holy crap, Frenzied Howl looks good. I now have a viable excuse for making Siria tanky - that absolute beast of a spell. I'm probably going to grab Totem and that after the ship is done and we don't need Zillycharm anymore. Actually, I'm swapping out Augment to Totem anyway. Sec to edit other post...
/null.

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 00:09:00

PC bit of the update is done.
ROUND 1. FITE.

@Bomber/Mabuz: Fixed up your stats; should be fine now.

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 00:27:00

Toast goes to eat the toaster, but suddenly, IT DISAPPEARS INTO THIN AIR. OH DEAR! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

She then moves down to the couch and guards.

IRE, YOU NOW HAVE A NEW TERM TO USE WHEN THERE IS ACTUALLY MORE SALT PRESENT THAN THERE IS UNIVERSE.

'UNIVERSALT.'

#memomemes3dank5me

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 01:10:00

I move to J9 and STAB DAT CRYSTAL.
I also stop crafting double compressed dog blocks.
Also, my HP is kinda on teh low side. I need healing. If you need to, SHOVE FOOD DOWN REDSTONE'S FREAKING THROAT.

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 01:26:00

I make a beeline for The Coffee machine. And by that I mean a very slow crawl. I shuffle over to C6 and attack The crystal at D6 with The Reaper's Scythe.

Oh yeah Ire don't forget my +1 INT and me swapping Iceblast for Thunderburst.

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 01:52:00

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cc: ... hold on a se©.
cc: looks like (t)he gm won'(t) be able (t)o upda(t)e (t)oday (t)hanks to (t)he curse of "(t)he."
cc: s(t)upid mspa faces
cc: bu(t) i ©an say (t)he juuuuus(t) fine.
cc: look ou(t), players.
cc: your old pal ©haos is upda(t)ing (t)oday.

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 15:55:00

YES! POST NUMBER 2000 WILL BE MINE!
MUAHAHAHA! THANK YOU IRE!
[small]incoming April fools thing[/small]
*SMW level win theme plays*
teag: Meow meow meow meow
teag: I am a cat, see
teag: Meow meow meow meow meow
teag: don't question me
teag: Meow

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 16:14:00